The Lucky Man (2018) Movie Script
[THUNDER SOUND EFFECTS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BEGINS]
[RAPID WIND SOUND EFFECTS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[TICKING SOUND EFFECT]
GROOVY UPBEAT MUSIC
REV JONES:
Oh, son of a bitch!
REV JONES: Yeah, that's
me, Johnny Jones Junior.
As you can see, I love blow.
That big fat rail that just went
up my nose... it's just the
first of many for the day.
Make no mistake, coke is both a
requirement and a sin to boot.
But, I know right from wrong. No
one is perfect... especially me.
[SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC]
[MOANING SOUND EFFECT]
That's Rebecca, my hot Latina
girlfriend. Don't let the blonde
hair fool ya.. she's one
hot little chili pepper.
She's mi hermosa, mi amor.
(my girlfriend, my love)
Most importantly, she's mi vida.
Now in English that basically
means she's the love of my life,
the most beautiful
woman in the world.
We've known each other
since grade school.
We've been
inseparable ever since.
I guess you could say we
are co-dependent. All I know for
sure is, I'd die without her.
She's a little materialistic...
but most of the beautiful ones
are, right?
JOHNNY JONES SR:
AAAAAA... MOTHER FUCKER!
That's my old man,
Johnny Jones Senior.
A real life
walkin' "talkin" satan.
Evilest man who ever
walked the Earth.
I often thought I saw horns
coming out of his head.
I have no idea why mom
stayed with him all
those years... I suspect
she was trapped by fear.
MOTHER FUCKER!
My sweet mother,
the salt of the Earth.
Not a mean bone in her body...
the most spiritual God
fearin' woman you'd ever meet.
I guess that's where I got my
calling... every Wednesday and
Sunday you could count on it,
we'd be sittin' in church.
Let me rewind this
back to the beginning...
[REWINDING SOUND EFFECTS]
Now that you know a
little about me... let's go back
to where Rebecca and I
decided to take a little trip
Westward...
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE,
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE...-
SNAKE MAN:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah.
Can I get an Amen?
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
The Lord says let the sick be
healed, let the poor be rich
and let the broken
hearted be renewed.
Now I say to you
today, God's people,
if you are among the sick, if
you are among the poor, if you
are among the broken spirited I
want you to rise up and come on
down to the front with me.
Rise up I say in the name of the
Lord. Come on,
Jesus wants to heal you.
Be gone devil of illness he says
to one. May your cup runneth
over he says to another.
Be healed all of God's children.
Be healed and
renewed in Jesus name I say.
God is entering you now
brothers and sisters,
can you feel it?
CONGREGATION:
Yes!
The devil
wants you to resist it, don't
you let him. Let the fire of the
Lord God almighty cover you in
the blood of
Jesus Christ the Messiah...
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Can you feel the healing that's
taking place in this
church today? I can feel it.
Sister, do you believe?
I want you to feel fire of the
Lord Jesus Christ blazing
through my hands...
Lord Almighty release
this woman from the bondage of
her chair. Put the fire of Jesus
in her legs. Lord hear me.
Heal this woman.
Thank you Lord, for all...
Now sister, trust in the Lord.
Everything will be okay, c'mon.
Lord has you.
Don't be afraid. That's right.
- Oh Lord,
- Witness brothers and sisters.
LADY IN WHEELCHAIR:
I'm walking... I'm walking.
Reverend,
you've healed me.
Oh, no ma'am, no ma'am,
God has saved you.
I'm merely an
instrument for the holy spirit.
A servant of the
Lord almighty. Praise God.
Did you see that God's people?
Amen!
Did you see the miracle of God's
glory that just took place right
in front of your very eyes?
Thank you Jesus. Praise God.
Praise be to God.
The healing hands of
the Lord radiate through me.
He strengthens the weak and
makes his people the meek.
He delivers us from all evil. He
is the rock, the rock of ages.
Praise be to Jesus.
Praise be to God.
Praise be to God.
Now I never like to close
without givin' thanks to the
Lord first, so as the offering
baskets are making their way
around today I want to encourage
each and every one of you to
give, and give again, and then
give just a little more until
your heart is satisfied because
remember what the Lord says,
the seed you sew today will be
returned to you 100 fold.
Blessed are the meek
who put their faith in the Lord.
Can I get an Hallelujah?
Hallelujah!
Let us pray...
May the love of God always
be above you, to overshadow
you, beneath you to uplift you,
before you to guide you, and
behind you to protect you... In
Jesus name, our savior, to whom
glory be now and
forever more, I say Amen.
Go in peace
brothers and sisters.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Oh... Son of a bitch!
REBECCA: Hey babe, how much do
you think we made off with?
Why you gotta say it like that?
You know that's how the Lord
provides, baby.
Looks like a couple of grand.
Should be enough to last us a
few weeks.
Why don't you count it yourself
if you care so damn much.
Puta Madre Johnny! Half of this
is gonna go up your nose.
You never buy me shit.
I want a new purse and some of
those new boots that all the
girls have been wearing...
you are so lucky that you have a
woman that puts up with
your shit.... Pinche Guero.
(whitey)
I tell ya what baby we're
headed to Albuquerque next,
stop at the mall or somewhere,
get ya whatever ya want.
But, I gotta make a
few more stops first.
A lot of good little churches
in this part of the country.
We should be able to
make out like banditos.
STRANGERS IN A STRANGE LAND
ENTER A STRANGER LAND
LET ME OUT, JUST JUMP AHEAD
AINT NOTHING STRANGER THAN
THE SPIRIT OF THE KNOWING ALL
OR THE ACTIONS OF A MAN
CLOSE ME DOWN ANOTHER DAY
PLEASE GUIDE ME WHEN YA CAN
WE'RE STRANGERS IN A DEAD TIME
AND LOVERS ON THE NINE
I THINK I KNOW AND THEN YOU
SHOW ME NOTHING'S OUT OF TIME
IF DAYLIGHT IS THE DARKNESS AND
THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT
MY DREAMS ARE ALL AROUND THE
END AND MY SPIRITS LEFT TO GOD
HOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOO!
I DON'T NEED A DESTINATION,
EXPLANATION, OR A PLAN
WHEN YOU'RE
GUIDED BY THE SPIRITS
YOU'RE A SPIRIT GUIDED MAN
[GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
HOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOO!
I DON'T NEED A DESTINATION,
EXPLANATION OR A PLAN
WHEN YOU'RE GUIDED
BY THE SPIRIT
YOU'RE A SPIRI GUIDED MAN
SPIRIT GUIDED MAN
ON THE DESERT CITIES
[GUITAR STRUMMING CONTINUES]
STRANGERS IN A STRANGE LAND
THERE IS NOTHING STRANGER THAN
Hey babe, do you
remember my fifteenth?
Yeah, I remember the party.
Didn't your uncle get all
drunk and smash up the
piata with a baseball bat?
All the little kids got candy,
he got a boot in the ass from
your daddy.
Ay, Teo Chewy.
He was my favorite.
He loved us kids. After my
father was killed, he looked
after me and my mom.
I will always love him for that.
Yeah, he was a good guy.
He lost his wife pretty early in
life and, and just... that drove
him to being a borracho.
(drunk)
Yeah, I get it.
I mean if I ever lost you I'd...
go crazy... just kill me.
I love you, mi amor.
I love you too.
[CAR ENGINE SOUND EFFECT]
[UPBEAT COUTRY ROCK MUSIC]
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
LIQUOR STORE MAN: How ya'll doin'? Come
on in. Don't be shy. Ma'am, there's a...
She's fine buddy!
Where you keep the agave at?
If you mean tequila,
it's right there in
the corner. You can't miss it.
I keep the pints back here.
I got some sales on half
gallons... douche bag.
[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
I'M THE ONE FOR YOU
YOU HAD BETTER LIST...-
[SHARP DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]
Fuck me! [MOANING]
[WHISTLING HEARTBEA SOUND EFFECT AMIDST MOANING]
I got all you can handle.
[LAUGHTER IN UNISON]
Hey! What the hell you think
you are lookin' at? Huh?
You think I can't see
you eye fuckin' her?
You ought to take it as a
compliment... don't be such a
fuckin' hot head.
Aw, did you really just fuckin'
say that? You dumb fuckin'
You dumb fuckin' country rube,
I ought to come back there
and rip your fuckin' head off.
Come on...
Keep the change,
motherfucker!
Ya'll come back
now, ya hear.
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
BEFORE YOU STAY SO LONG
ANYTIME YOU WANT ME
JUST GIVE ME A RING
ON THE TELEPHONE
[ENGINE REVVING]
MOTEL MAN:
Ah, shit. No fuckin' way.
All right, I'll be right back.
Good evening, my son. Your
vacancy sign is lit up brighter
than a Las Vegas Casino.
Good evening Father,
I can call you Father? Right?
I ain't a father in
the biological or the
Catholic sense,
but you call me pastor,
reverend... just don't call me a
son-of-a-bitch is all...
the wife and I need
a room for the night.
Oh, sure.
How much is that gonna cost me?
Just so happens that we
have our best room available.
And you know
what, just for you...
I can do a special discount
of thirty nine a night.
There's fifty and keep the
change. Why don't you keep the
T&A off your mind
while you are at work son.
I could see what you were doin'.
Don't you know that Internet
porno shit will rot your brain?
Keep it clean.
Might need a wake up call in
the morning, I'll let ya know.
Sure Father, uh,
Reverend. Room One.
Uh, Father... I was
wondering if you could help me
with something?
Sure my son,
what can I do for ya?
Look I... I know this is gonna
be strange coming from a guy you
just met at a motel. But you
know me and my, my old lady
we've been... we've been
fighting a lot lately.
I... If shit doesn't change,
I... I'm gonna lose her...
she's... she's gonna leave me.
Could you... pray for us?
You know do like whatever you
spiritual people do? Only if you
want to, Father. You know
what, I'm sorry, I'm way out of
line... I shouldn't have
said anything...
Give me your hand and bow
your head kid. C'mon... uhhhh,
other hand.
Father Almighty, come to
this young man in his hour of
despair, heal him and his lady.
Teach them the wisdom to act
together. Bestow upon them the
power of compromise and...
In Jesus name we pray. Amen.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
If you need anything at all...
anything, just... just dial zero.
Go in faith son.... Go in faith.
What was
that about? I saw you in there
praying with that guy. Let
me guess, money problems?
Pobrecito. I wish we were rich
and we could help everybody.
Yeah,
it's just some a... poor soul
having trouble with his
girlfriend, asked for a little
help from above. And we are
rich. Alright, just keep saying
that. Speak words into existence
and one day it'll be true.
Just watch and see,
just watch and see.
- We are rich.
- We are rich.
[TELEVISION SOUNDS]
[LAUGHING EFFECT]
God damn
baby can ya please just bring it
down a notch? I'm trying work
on my sermon. I need to
focus on this shit, please.
Shut the
hell up Johnny. You never let me
have any fun.
What's up your ass any way?
You ever get the feeling that
God's giving me a purpose?
Maybe God gave me a gift. That
woman... in the chair, she got
up and walked after I touched
her. I always think they're
bullshittin' but, maybe they
were all healed. I mean maybe
God gave me... a gift. When I
was a little kid I used to think
I could heal animals. Maybe even
raise the dead. Becca I really
think God's given me the power.
You know what I think? I think
you put too much of that shit up
your nose.
Yeah but sometimes it
seems like I will live forever
and sometimes it feels like
death is right around the corner
just waitin' to jump on me.
I'll never see it comin'. But I
do believe in life after death.
...Maybe you're right, maybe I'm
just going nuts but, am I crazy
for believing these things? Only
God knows the truth. It's not
like I'm first guy to ever
get the power, ya know...
Look at me
Johnny... I don't just want a
boyfriend. I want a husband. I
want a family. Whether you are
touched by an angel
or just an evangelist.
It doesn't matter to me.
I want to settle down. I'm
tired of this life on the road,
Johnny.
I know, baby.
In time. Princess, I promise.
It's all in good time.
[THUNDER SOUND EFFECT AND
FLICKERING LIGHT SOUND]
[DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]
You expect me to
eat this shit? You want mine?
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND THUNDER]
[INTENSIFIED DRAMATIC MUSIC]
LITTLE JOHNNY JONES:
[SCREAMING]
JOHNNY JONES SR:
Shut up! Shut up!
Hey, Hey!
It's me... Hey, it's okay.
It's me... you were having a
nightmare. It's okay. It's me.
Relax, it's okay. Nobody's gonna
hurt you. You're okay. It was
just a nightmare. Let me get you
some water.
Drink it baby...
It's okay....
You're fine.
[DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC]
Baby I've
been having these weird dreams.
I don't know how to explain
'em. It doesn't make any sense
and... and there's these other
dreams where its me as a little
kid with my dad.
I don't understand it.
Maybe you need to check into a
mental hospital or go see a
shrink.
Go see a
shrink. You fuckin' kiddin' me?
Are you even listening to me?
You understand what I'm talking
about? These dreams are drivin'
me fuckin' crazy. And look all
This shit is all you fuckin"
care about, God damnit.
MOTHERFUCKER that's...!
Stare in the fuckin' mirror all
God damn day... you don't give a
- You know what?
- Shit about me. You fuckin"...-
Look at that, huh?
You... God damn fuckin' bitch...
I swear to fuckin' God.
- You gonna hit me now, huh?
- Fuckin' shit...
You gonna hit me now
like your dad used to beat you?
God damn it... Fuck!
Hey... Hey, I'm sorry... I
shouldn't have said that.
Hey Rev, I don't know what
the hell you did man, but thank
you. Last night after I got off
work me... me and my 'ole lady
we made up... I, we're talkin'
about gettin' married... yeah,
isn't that the fuckin' shit?
[UPBEAT HARMONICA MUSIC ENSUES]
[UPBEAT HARMONICA MUSIC ENSUES]
Padre, You okay?
You look a little pale.
I'm fine son... remember
compromise, that's the key.
Watch yourself.
[SPANISH CLUB DANCE MUSIC]
[SPANISH CLUB DANCE MUSIC]
BARTENDER:
OK hear ya... I hear ya.
There ya go man. Hey, ah...
what can I get for ya boss?
Ah.. Double tequila.
Double tequila...
startin' out early today.
Yes sir.
There ya go boss.
You ain't from
around here are ya?
Nah mister I'm just
passin' through... Not a whole
lot here for a guy like me.
[LAUGHS] I hear ya...
ain't a lot for anybody in
this piss ant little town. I
came through here about twenty
years ago to get a drink...
I'm still here. So watch out.
Yeah,
can I go again? Keep the change.
Yea, yea sure.
You okay man?
Yea, slick, I'm fine.
Why don't ya just... mind your
own damn business. Alright?
I... I don't feel much
like talkin'.
You got it.
THUG 1: So, what's up dog?
You want a piece of this
action or you just gonna stand
here watchin' this ass whippin'
I'm given to my
home boy, right here.
THUG 2: Nah dog... he
don't want any of this.
Where'd you get
that ugly ass shirt?
Your 'ole lady left it at
my place, asshole.
Oh 'kay, so it's like that.
Look, I was wondering if you
guys may be able to help me out?
Help you out...
what do you mean, help you out?
You know where I can
score a little a...
little action?
So the little boy is lookin'
for some party tonight...
Nope, not, not exactly...
I need about ten of these.
If you know what I mean.
Look man, are you
the fuckin' five-o
or something? What makes you
think we got the hookup?
Just because we
look the part means we are?
I mean you think you can
just walk into a place, put in
an order and BAM you're
gonna have it right there?
You gotta be fuckin' high man.
I ain't,
I ain't a fuckin' cop.
Alright you either
got the shit or you don't.
What's it gonna be?
I ain't got time to fuck around.
This motherfucker is a pig.
I can smell him. I'm still on
probation, I don't need this
shit.
Look man, I think
you might be alright.
Time will tell.
Here is a little bump for you.
I might be able to help you out.
You got the money?
Yeah!
No credit card shit, bro.
It's all cash. I got it.
Straight bank, bro.
- Yeah.
- You feel me?
- Yea.
- Good. There is an old warehouse
three blocks down. Meet me in
the alley in about an hour and
I'll have what you need. For
that much powder bro, It's gonna
cost you about a G. So
everything I am asking you for,
is don't forget the c-notes.
Yeah.
No bullshit, right?.... Good.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC ENSUES]
PAWN SHOP BROKER:
May I help you? What ya need
mac, ya lookin' for some heat?
Uh, yeah, I need a nine,
maybe a forty-five.
PAWN SHOP BROKER'S DAD: Son-of-a-bitch,
shit fire and save the matches.
I jus..., I just
missed the hole again.
You are gonna have to excuse
my ole man, he's my business
partner and he is the resident
gunsmith. But a, frankly his
gettin' a little
senile ya know...
I heard that, shit head.
He heard it, he's
gonna forget it though in a few
minutes. Hey we have all kinds
of guns here. We got nines, we
got forty-fives, we got Smith
& Wesson, we got Glock, we got
Desert Eagle. If you can think
about it, we got it. Look a...
that old Caddy you drove up
in... I couldn't help but
notice... where'd you get that?
That belonged to my 'ole
man. Uh, that a 1911?
Can I see that one?
What year is that? Yea, I used
to have one of those back in the
day. Ya know, I laid more pipe
in that car, than a plumber.
Get it? A plumber.
Shut up.
How many extra clips
come with this one?
Um, you get one with the gun and
then one extra comes with it.
You know my wife made me sell
my old '67 when we got married.
How much?
She hated that car.
I mean out the door...
how much? Cash money.
The Colt is a good
choice for you sir.
I'm going to say four
hundred dollars... even.
But I gotta tell ya
something here... this gun it
came in from off the street...
some gentleman came in, didn't
even have an I.D. So, for all I
know... motherfucker could be
hot. Now that, is what ya call
full disclosure.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
Hey man, you
got the dinero or what?
Better have them Benjamins, yo.
They ain't Benjamin's, but I got
ya about fifty General Grants.
Okay, good good.
Dog you're going to love
this blow man.
I got it from my boy Rod.
It's just straight up from
some fine ass Colombian ho'.
Yeah, if that shit breaks in
one of those ho's stomach,
they die quick. Hope no one has
to die quick today homey.
You sure you ain't
the five-o cuz?
You don't look like no junky.
We all got our vices brother.
Mine just happens to be powder.
It takes me up to heaven, even
if it's just for a little bit.
I'm in a hurry so if we
could get on with it.
Jesus, hey hey, come on man.
Alright motherfucker, give me
the money. All of it. Or that
ho' that bought you that ugly
ass shirt, may never see your
sorry ass again.
I don't want any trouble,
I just want the shit.
Just give me the shit,
and I will give you the money.
Hey dog, are you gonna
get your ass killed or what?
Okay. Just give
'em the motherfuckin' money.
Hey, you
want the money?
I'm so sorry. Lord Almighty
help me. Help this man,
please Lord. Save this young man
please Lord. Please. Oh, no, no,
no, no... God, Jesus, please oh
Lord. Please let me save this
man. Don't let this man die God,
please. Please Lord. Please hear
me merciful God. Save this man
and forgive me for what I've
done. Please Lord,
it's not his time yet.
Please God hear me.
Oh Lord please. Lord, Chapter
16, oh Lord... they shall take
up serpents, and they shall
drink any deadly thing that
shall not harm them, and they
shall lay hands on the sick and
they shall be healed. Please.
Amen Jesus. Please Lord.
In Jesus name,
please, I believe.
Lord Almighty, hear
my prayer. Please Lord.
Please believe.
Oh God, please.
Are you? Are you?
DRAMATIC SYMPHONIC MUSIC
Becca! Hey! where are
you? Come on, we gotta get our
shit... we gotta get
fuck outta here.
Oh, Johnny are you trying to
give me a heart attack?
No, I'm really
serious Becca, come on.
Get dressed. Come on. We gotta
get the fuck outta here, right
now. Come on!
I don't got time for your shit.
I'll explain on the road.
Come on! You understand?
We gotta go right fuckin' now.
What the? I need some...
a few minutes to get ready.
Stop! I don't need your
shit. Come on. Just hurry up.
Are you listening? Come on!
Get dressed... Jesus Christ.
Are you going to tell me
what the hell is going on?
You just barge in,
treat me like fucking shit...
and then you just want to run
off like you robbed a bank.
- Just shut the fuck....
- What the hell is going on?
- No.
- Shut the fuck up for minute, okay?
I just had some really
weird shit happen and I
just need a minute
to think. Okay?
You know what?
Keep this shit up!
Because, I'm gonna be on a bus
back to Texas... really soon.
I just tried to buy some coke
and I ended up shooting a guy.
Alright? I shot
a guy but he's okay.
- Are you insane?
- I, I pu, I put,
my hands on him and he healed,
okay? Healed 'em, and he walked
away. I don't know how... but,
it's true. Just don't worry.
We'll go get us some food...
everything is gonna be okay.
Alright!... God damn,
piece of shit...
Awwwwww!
Piece of shit.
Shut the fuck up, alright?
You shut up... I hate your face.
[UPBEAT 50'S MUSIC]
DEAREST ONE, DEAREST ONE
OOOOOOO
DEAREST ONE, DEAREST ONE
OOOOOOO
HILDA: Hi, can I get you
something to drink?
I'll take iced tea,
non-sweet, extra lemon please.
I'll have a water, no ice.
I'll be right
back with your drinks.
You never told me
how you got the gun.
Was that a divine miracle
too, or did you lie to me?
I got it from a pawn shop, okay.
Alright?
I need a little
extra protection.
Speaking of which,
runnin' low on funds,
I got enough for about another
week, might have to sell my
watch. We need to
hit another church soon.
Order up!
Anything good in that paper?
Not unless you mean a
painter or a handyman needed...
Pinche Guerros are too
damn lazy in this country.
Let me see it.
You don't know where to look.
Ahhhh.
Pendejo!
Whatever, Johnny the Baptist...
you know everything.
Look... right there.
Big as fuckin' Dallas...
Pastor needed, First Church of
the Believers, apply in person
contact Mary O'Neal
in the church office, Monday's
and Wednesday's
nine to five, 362 Main Street.
That's us, bingo! The Lord
is on our side. He really is.
I hope you know that. It may
seem fucked up at times but,
He always provides.
Afraid I lost ya out on
the road back there...
Johnny what you said, it really
messed with my head.
I don't know how much
longer I can take this shit.
I'm starting to freak out, okay?
This fantasma cucu crap is esta
loco. Estas loco.
(is crazy, crazy)
I love you.
Tell ya what, I'll make ya a
bet. I pick out a song on that
jukebox and you get
up here and dance with me.
I never get to dance
with the girl I love.
And what is the bet?
Two pairs of boots...
instead of one, if ya dance.
You think I'm scared?
I'm not scared.
This Latina isn't scared of
shit. I will dance naked for
those boots.
- Oh yeah?
- Um hum.
Ya might have to.
[50'S SLOW DANCE MUSIC BEGINS]
WHEN YOU FIND
THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
DON'T ASK, DONT ASK FOR MORE
WHEN YOU FIND
YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME ALIVE
DON'T ASK
DON'T ASK FOR MORE
I CAN SAY
This could be a big one
for us baby. We really need it.
Runnin' low. Wish me luck.
MARY O'NEAL: Okay, Okay Mrs. Taylor...
I'll get that out to you right away.
Oh, and God Bless.
Yes, uh huh. Bye Bye now.
Howdy Ma'am, I'm Pastor Jones.
My wife and I were having dinner
out on the highway last night
and we came across your ad and
thought we'd pay ya a visit.
Ya see we're headed out to
California to do the Lord's
work, a little church just North
of Fresno. We had a few days
free so we thought we'd stop by
and see if we could be of some
assistance to you and the good
people of the church?
Bless you, Pastor.
You said, Pastor Jones?
Well, Bless you too. Yes, that's
right, Pastor Johnny Jones.
Originally from the
Great State of Texas.
Texan, aye?
My daughter married a Texan.
Oh, that's a lucky lady.
Um, yes Pastor Jones our pastor
of 10 years took ill and died
last month. And we have been
without guidance for three weeks
now. The associate pastor has
been just overwhelmed. He's very
young. Hasn't even
finished seminary yet.
Well I just, I'm so sorry
to hear that, sister.
We would be delighted to have
you this weekend to lead us in
guidance and in prayer if you
could? The assistant has just
been booked with paying house
calls and doing the job of two.
I know that he would be
very happy to get a break.
Well he does the best he can
with his experience, ya know?
Sister O'Neal is it?
Oh please, call me Mary, Pastor.
Mary, I would be absolutely
delighted to lead the church
this Sunday. I... It would be
the least we could do.
After all a church in need, is
the Lord's church indeed.
We hit the jackpot honey...
house full of Baptist just dying
to give to the Lord.
We're on for this Sunday.
Maybe now I can get
my new purse and shoes?
Yeah, I'll get
your damn boots.
Ahhh... thank you God.
Hey honey, hurry up in there...
I gotta take a shit.
That burger
yesterday isn't sittin' right.
In a minute.
Jumpin' Jesus. Thank God.
I was about to explode.
Gross. Esta Cochino Marano.
(you filthy pig)
Hey honey... why don't ya pick
out one of your best dresses to
wear this Sunday?
What do you mean?
All of my dresses are cute.
Yea, I know but I... I really
want to impress these people.
Okay, I'll see what I can do.
Yea,
it could be a big haul for us.
Mmm, you smell good... why
don't you go pick out a dress?
Ahhh, yes.
Which one do you
think I should wear on Sunday?
Ahhhhh um...
Do you think we will ever get
married, Johnny? We've been
together forever now.
I'm ready.
Do you want to have kids?
You sure know how to end the
night, dont'cha? Look I promise
as soon as I'm ready for all
that, I'll let you know first.
I still got
my new purse and boots, right?
Yes, you get your new purse and
boots... because you're my
princess. But, right now
I needa little R.F.P.
What is R.F.P.?
Uh, Rebecca's
fantastic pussy.
Get over here.
[SEDUCTIVE ROCK MUSIC BEGINS]
[SEDUCTIVE ROCK MUSIC BEGINS]
ALL NIGHT
STARIN' AT THE CEILIN'
CAN'T SHAKE AWAY, I'M FEELIN'
SAY I'M GOIN' NOWHERE
I'M GETTIN' THERE FAST
EVERYBODY'S WONDERIN'
JUST HOW LONG I'M GONNA LAST
[MUSIC BEGINS TO FADE]
Honey...
Hmm?
I'm gonna take the car
out for a few hours to get some
girl stuff.
Do you need anything?
No but, hurry up and get
your ass back here quick.
I gotta get my suit dry
cleaned for Sunday.
Okay, grumpy.
I'll be back pronto.
Bye.
[SPANISH MUSIC BEGINS]
Ay, ay, ay, ay,
canta y no llores.
(yes, yes, yes,
Sing and don't cry)
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND
SOUND EFFECTS]
AHH! MOTHER FUCKER!
I told Little Johnny I don't
want that fuckin' dog in
the house.
- That's enough.
- Literally, tie it up.
Fuck... Shut the fuck up.
I don't give a shit.
Get away from me.
No, you come here bitch.
I hate you.
Where the fuck you going?
I'm just trying to
get away from you!
[JARRING SOUND EFFECT]
[DRAMATIC SPOOKY AMBIENCE]
Okay.
[PHONE RINGING EFFECT]
REBECCA'S MOM:
Bueno? (hello)
Hey Mom, it's me, Becca.
Ay, Mija...
I've been so worried about you.
It's been like two weeks
since you've called me.
Donde estas, Mija?
I'm here in
Nuevo Mexico with Johnny.
Mija, El es el diablo.
(he is the devil)
Everything is going to be okay.
We just need some time.
We talk about marriage
and ninas one day...
Okay, mi amor... just take of
yourself. Promise me that,
if you need anything, that
you're going to call me.
Si Mama, I promise. Mom, I have
to let you go. I'm gonna do some
shopping. But, I love you, okay?
Okay, mi amor. Te amo. Te quiero mucho.
(I love you very much)
Bye mama, te quiero.
Adios, mija.
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
Hey Baby...
you get your beauty sleep?
Yea, I gotta get
my suit cleaned.
You get all your
ladies stuff?
I did. I also got my boots.
Whhhhaaat?
I saved you a trip to the mall.
Yea, I don't have to hear
about that any more.
I talked to my mom too.
How's she doin'?
She's fine.
Um, she's just worried about me.
Just being a typical mom.
God damn baby, I love your mama.
Sweetest woman on the planet.
Nobody's got a
bigger heart than her.
I guess I got her to thank for
your lovely personality.
And that's a turn on. You know
most guys got fat bitchy old
ladies.
Well mister, what if I turn
bitchy, fat, and ugly?
Ah, I don't see
that happening.
Ah, this piece of shit.
Ah mother... just needs a
little love. There it goes.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this...
Yea, you know what?
I'm fuckin' tired too.
- Well I just...
- Stop talkin', fuck!
You know what?
It's none of your fuckin'
business how much
money there is left.
Why not?
Or what the fuck I
did with it, alright?
- It is my business...
- you're not doing shit.
[INAUDIBLE ARGUING]
BUM:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What are you doing in the middle
of the God damn fuckin' road?
Shit. Fuck.
Fuckin' insurance?
Well, Mister miracle man... are
you going to prove it to me now?
What are you trying to be funny?
What?
What about the bullshit...
...Shut the fuck up.
Just shut up.
Uh, fuck you!
Ah, God.
Heavenly Father, heal this man.
Descend upon this man's leg.
Heal his broken limb.
Put the fire of
Jesus in my hands.
Heal this man, Lord.
Heal this man.
I'm healed.
Just... just get out of here.
- I... you healed me.
- Here... just go, just leave.
Who are you?
Just get outta here!
You healed me.
I can't believe it.
You weren't lying to me.
I'm in love with a miracle man.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]
How do I look?
You look a lot like the man that
fucked me twice this morning.
Yea, I bare a strong
resemblance, don't I?
Alright.
You ready?
Yea, I think so.
Let's do this.
Good morning,
how are you?
Good morning,
thank you for coming.
Good morning, Pastor.
Good morning,
how are you, ma'am?
I am just fine.
We are so happy to
have you with us this Sunday.
The ladies of the church have
made lunch for you all.
You will stay, won't you?
Well of course we will.
I would never turned down fine
home cooked meal.
So thoughtful of you
and the sisters.
I can't wait.
I have prepared my
special apple cobbler for you.
Aw, you are kidding me? I was
just telling Rebecca how much I
miss my mama's apple cobbler.
Oh! Excellent.
Good morning.
How are you?
Good morning.
God bless ya.
Good morning.
Thank ya for coming.
Good morning,
people of the Lord.
CONGREGATION:
Good morning.
I was driving here this blessed
morning and I told my lovely
wife, Rebecca, how blessed we
were to be welcomed into such a
fine church and community. But
moreover, how blessed the people
here were to have had such a
fine minster for so many years.
Hallelujah! Amen!
Now I know Pastor
Mike is lookin' down
on all of us right now with a
great big smile on his face.
I'm Reverend Jones and I come
here today with one purpose and
one purpose only. And that
purpose is to share in the power
and the glory of the holy
spirit. Can I hear an Amen?
Amen!
Now I'm so often reminded of the
hardships that so many of us
face throughout our lives be it
pain and suffering, financial
troubles, or maybe the loss of a
loved one. But here's what the
Lord says:
"Seek first
the kingdom of God and his
righteousness and all these
things will be made unto you."
Let us not look at the sudden
departure of Pastor Mike as a
tragedy but rather as God's
will. He had bigger things in
mind for him.
Amen!
Amen.
Now I'd like for you all to turn
your Bible's to Malachi 3 10.
"Bring ye all the tithes into
the storehouse, and prove me now
herewith, so sayeth the Lord of
hosts. If I will not open for
you the windows of heaven and
pour you out a blessing."
Now I want you to pay attention
to that verse and see how the
Lord operates. See the Lord
says, if you bring a seed to be
sewn with your tithe. He in
return releases the blessings he
has in store for you.
Can I hear an Amen?
Amen.
See we believe in a Lord of
plenty not in a Lord of
emptiness. Amen.
Amen.
In order to receive God's
blessing we must all be faithful
to his promises. We all must sew
that seed when we open our
hearts to bring forth
a blessing unto Him.
Amen.
Amen.
Now as I look out into the crowd
on this beautiful Sunday, I see
a lot of tears. I see some
wheelchairs. I know some of you
are in pain and need relief.
So I'm gonna ask those of you
that need some healing to come
on down to the front and let me
pray for ya. Take a leap of
faith. Come on. Come on,
don't be afraid. Help the people
that can't get down themselves.
Don't be shy, God's waitin'
for ya. Amen. Come on.
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING]
Fire!
Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus!
Thank you Lord.
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING AND
SYMPHONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Fire!
Hallelujah!
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING]
Fire!
Hallelujah!
My son do you believe
that you will see today?
BLIND MAN:
Yes. Yes.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Uh huh.
- Yes!
- I can't hear you.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Yes. Yes.
Let me hear you scream it.
Yes! Yes, I believe! I believe.
The Lord almighty said
said let there be light.
The Lord said
let there be healing.
Fire!
Now son,
when I remove my hands,
you will be healed.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What is it my son?
I can see. I can see!
CONGREGATION:
[INAUDIBLE PRAISES]
Amazing grace,
how sweet the sound.
That saved
a wretch like me.
I once was lost,
now I am found.
I was blind,
but now I see.
Now I want to ask
each and everyone of you to sew
a seed with the
Lord in your hearts.
Help break down those walls
keepin' you from bein' healed or
gettin' those bills paid this
month. Put your trust in the
Lord that all your needs will be
met. He will not let you down.
We're going to go ahead and
pass around the collection plate
while the organ plays. God bless
you. God bless you all...
Hallelujah!
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
[ORGAN MUSIC BEGINS]
[MIC DROP SOUND EFFECT]
(sniffing sound)
Thank ya,
Sister. Thank you. Thank you.
BLIND MAN'S SISTER: Reverend Jones, I
just want to thank you for what you
did for my brother.
It was truly a miracle.
You have the gift.
I mean he's been
blind since the war.
It may be a gift. But, it's a
gift from God to your brother.
I'm merely an
instrument of the Lord.
LADY CHURCH GOER: So how
long are you in town Pastor?
I'm sad to say ma'am we
gotta get movin' in the mornin'.
Ya know, out to California to do
some more good work for the
Lord.
Church will be open up soon.
Oh, so what is the
name of your new church?
It's the Calvary Community
Church just outside of Fresno.
Um hum, um ma'am, this
cobbler reminds me
of my mama's. It's delicious.
Oh, you are too kind Pastor,
let me get you another piece.
After all, I did make
it special for you.
Bless you!
That was a close one, Mr. Jones.
You better be glad I was here to
save your culo.
(butt)
Yeah, you're not shittin'
me. Ole' bag does make a mean
cobbler though. Here...
You think you will
ever get caught?
Caught?
What do you mean, caught?
The Lord's on our side baby.
Whatever, Johnny.
We're just a modern day
Bonnie and Clyde. Heck our next
home is just the next pinche
motel in the next
pinche little town.
I'm tired Johnny.
I want a home, I want a family.
I know honey. All that'll come.
All that'll come.
I promise but you
gotta stick with me a little
bit longer... we're almost
home free. Alright?
[LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
Are we almost there?
Yea baby, just a
few more hours.
Look, you see
them mountains?
When they start gettin' bigger
you know we're gettin' close.
Alright? Just hang in there.
[SIRENS WAILING]
Ah shit! What does this
motherfucker want?
Fuck. God damnit.
Becky, where's
the coke?
In the glovebox.
And the gun too?
Ah, shit.
Alright, everything is
going to be okay... just be
cool, I'll talk us out of this.
We'll be back on the road in
five minutes.
[SUSPENSEFUL AMBIENCE]
How you doin'?
DEPUTY HERNANDEZ: License,
registration, and proof of insurance.
I, uh... I've got my
driver's license but I'm pretty
sure I left my insurance card at
home... I, we definitely have
insurance no doubt about that.
I... what's the
reason for pulling us over?
Your tags are expired.
You know it is against the law
to operate a motor vehicle
without proper registration,
proof of insurance.
I'm a pastor and me
and my wife are on our way to a
revival... anyway you can
just give us a warning?
You sure you don't have an
insurance card in your glovebox?
Anywhere? An old one?
Ah, I'm, I'm
pretty sure I don't.
Why, Why don't ya check?
Officer I...
Sir, I can not let you leave
without proof of registration
and proof of insurance.
Go ahead and
check your glove box.
[BANG!!!]
- Wait...
- Shit! shit, shit...
Oh my God! Why did you do that?
God damn...
Turn-a-round!
What do you
mean, turn around?
You can heal him.
I'm not going back there...
You're gonna let him die?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Turn-a-round, Johnny!
Shut up!
Alright, I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Oh, please Lord, please Lord
hear me... I've just shot a man
and I need ya to s......
I need ya to save him Lord.
Please hear me.
Please hear me Lord.
Fuck! It's not workin'.
Fuck, I can feel it.
I need to lay hands on him.
We have to go back.
- Hurry up!
- Alright. Alright, we gotta go back.
Shut up! Alright just... I got
this. We're gonna be alright.
Why do you keep
fucking up, Johnny?
I need ya to shut up
for me, alright?
I'll get us out of this. Oh God
damn piece of shit car...
[UPBEAT SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC BEGINS]
We'll be fine.
[DRAMATIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SIRENS WAILING SOUND EFFECT]
RADIO DJ V.O.: Police are investigating
the murder of a Quay County Deputy
Sheriff. While on a routine
traffic stop, Deputy Danny
Hernandez was shot at point
blank range by a gunman.
It is unknown who the
assailant is at this time.
But, police hope to learn more
after reviewing Deputy
Hernandez's onboard
police camera footage.
Fuck!
Alright, we
just gotta get to the border.
Alright, we'll get into Mexico.
Everything will be alright.
We'll be safe there.
We just gotta drive a little bit
further until it gets dark and
we'll ditch the car
somewhere. Ahhhh, fuck!
I should've listened to my mom.
I knew this was going to happ....
Look at me. I love you.
Alright, we're in this together.
I'm sorry this happened, but at
this point we'd both be guilty
in the court. Alright? So I
just need you to stick with me
for a little bit longer.
I'll get us out
of this. I promise.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC ENSUES]
We're gonna have to
ditch the car.
Okay, genius... then what?
There's a little town about five
miles ahead... we're gonna walk
there, and get us a room... and
I'll go get us something at a
used car lot. We have enough
money for a cheap car.
You really expect me to walk
five miles in heels? Please.
Johnny, this is too much
for me. This is not okay.
Else you do this,
or life in prison.
Alright? I'm tryin' to get us
out of this shit. I need you.
Alright? Just hold on. Let's go.
Alright, grab our shit.
Take only what we need.
Start walkin'. I'll catch up.
Now what Johnny?
Just fuckin' do it. Alright?
[UPBEAT GROOVY DANCE MUSIC]
THERE IS NO TIME LEFT
IT'S GONE AWAY
NO NEED TO LOOK BACK
ON YESTERDAY
THE TIME IS RIGHT NOW
THE TIME IS RIGHT
THE GOLDEN DAWN COMES
FROM THE NIGHT
Alright, give me your
fucking shoes. Take em off.
- What?
- Give me your fuckin' shoes.
Just give em to me.
These are my favorite shoes.
I don't care.
Just give em to me.
Haaa!
Johnny, what are you doing?
Fuck 'em.
Pendejo!
You're gonna spend a whole day
with me at the mall. You know?
I could give a shit about
your fuckin' shoes.
Those were priceless.
Oh, little princess.
I don't care. Keep up...
Give me the fuckin' bag.
Fuckin' damn it.
Coming...
Wait for me.
Can I get a room for
the night please?
MOTEL MAN #2:
Sure, fifty bucks...
Say a, where's your car?
Better yet, where's your
luggage?
Yea, well our car broke
down a couple miles back.
I had a wrecker come pick
it up, drop us off here...
and gonna get it
fixed in the morning.
I'm with my wife, she's
outside talkin' to her mama
on the phone.
That right? Well check out's
at noon or you'll be charged for
an extra day. You got it?
Yea, I got it. Uh, can I please
get the key? We're exhausted
mister. It's been a long day.
Thank ya very much.
TV ANNOUNCER: Quay County Authorities
are investigating the murder of one
of their own. Deputy Daniel M.
Hernandez had pulled over a car
for expired tags and was shot
and killed at point blank range
during the stop. Witnesses
describe the car as a rust
colored sixties model Cadillac
convertible. The assailants are
described as a white man and
woman in their twenties.
Police are asking the public to
call 911 if they see the car and
not try to approach
the couple. They are considered
armed and dangerous. Deputy
Hernandez is survived by his
wife and two children. Funeral
services will be Friday at the
Rose Neath Funeral Home.
Reporting Live, from the Quay
County Sheriff's Office,
I'm Steve Olson.
Please help me God,
please Lord forgive me, please.
I didn't mean to Lord. It was
an accident. I acted without
thinking, God. Please spare me.
Please spare me and Becca please
God, please.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE SOUNDS]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
We're in business baby. Got us
a fresh ride. Cold air and new
tires. Everything.
We are all good.
Let me guess... you got
us a brand new Mercedes.
Uh, not quite.
Here, take a look.
See, she's a beauty, right?
It looks just like
the other one.
Are you kiddin' that's a
classic. I told you it's got new
tires. It's a beauty. Hey,
you know I love ya, right?
Um hum.
Yea.
You know back
there that wasn't me.
As soon as we get to
Mexico we'll have a fresh start.
I don't think the cops
know what we look like.
Trust me. A little bit longer,
I'll get us out of this.
Lord's on our side, I promise.
I'm confused. This... tell me
everything is going to be okay.
I mean, Mexico... what
about my mom and my friends?
Look at me. I promise
everything is gonna be okay.
Alright, once we get down to
Mexico, and get all settle in
there, we can
invite your mom.
Ya know, it's not
gonna be forever.
Just till the heat dies down.
Three, may be five years max.
Okay, you trust me?
Startin' to run low on cash
again... I'm gonna have to head
out of here pretty soon, figure
somethin' out. Okie dokie?
Okie, dokie, pokie.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
(water is heard running)
ROLL THE DICE
LET IT ALL RIGHT
IT'S JUST MONEY, RIGHT
IT'S JUST MONEY, RIGHT
ROLL THE DICE
LET IT ALL RIGHT
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WRONG
TO GET YOUR MONEY RIGHT
SHE GOTTA GET AWAY,
TAKE A BOY SHE NEEDS
POWERFUL PRESENCE
IS ALL A PLAYER
CASH UP GIRL, CASH UP
NONE LEFT BEHIND
ONLY TO SAVE HER
WITH THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
You know they're looking for us.
It's all over the T.V.
We're outta here
in the mornin'.
Three hundred miles to
the border and we're home free.
I need to call my Mom,
Johnny. What do I tell her?
Just be cool baby. Just tell
her everything is alright.
Tell her we're gettin' married.
That should change
her mind about me.
Do you mean that?
Do you really mean that, Johnny?
Or, is that the
yayo talking for you?
Baby, of course I mean it.
Soon as we get to Mexico, you
and I are gettin' married.
And live happily ever after.
You know, you never officially
asked me. But, I guess this will
have to do.
In a couple of days,
you'll be Mrs. Johnny Jones.
Don't have to fake it anymore
and can finally put a ring on
your finger.
Make an honest woman out of you.
Do you think if I died, you'd be
able to revive me...
like those other people?
Gah, why ya gotta say shit like
that? If anything ever happen to
you, it'd kill me. You're my
whole world, Becca.
You know that.
- I'm serious Johnny.
- Don't talk like that. Come on... just...
Do you think your gift only
works on certain people?
I don't know how it works,
it just happens.
It makes me feel weird
just talkin' about it.
Change the
subject, alright?
Okay.
- What?
- Here's one for you...
Never mind. It's a surprise.
What?
It's your birthday next week...
I guess I can tell you.
What does your
mom finally like me?
Unnh, unnh... Even better.
What is it?
Come on... spit it out.
You're killin' me.
Okay.
You're gonna be a
father, Reverend Jones.
Are you joking with me?
- Are you serious?
- Unnn, unnh...
- Are you sure?
- Yeah!
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be a daddy.
You know how I went to la
farmacia the other day?
Yea.
Well, I got three pregnancy
test and they were all positive.
Oh shit... shit! Ahh, hoo, hoo,
hoo, hoo. I'm gonna be a daddy.
I'm gonna be a daddy.
Holy shit. I can't believe it.
- Thank you.
- You're gonna be a great father.
Oh, my God.
Just think honey, in a
few days we'll be in paradise.
We'll finally settle down.
No more runnin' round, from town
to town. I think I'm gonna start
a mission. May just be a
missionary, I don't know. You
can finally teach me Spanish.
Just you and me, and the
baby makes three.
I'm down to my
last eight ball.
Once that's gone,
I'm done. I promise.
Straighten up, and fly right.
What is Mexico like?
You know my people,
are all from there.
Ummm... it's a lot like this.
Mountains and sunshine.
A bit of a slower pace.
People are really nice.
Spiritual. It'd be a good place
to call home for a little bit.
Do they have a mall?
I swear that's all you
ever think about. Jesus.
I have to look good for my man.
Besides, it's my way of dealing
with stress. And I'm gonna need
a maternity wardrobe soon.
Wow, I wish you'd find a cheaper
way of dealin' with your stress.
You're costing me a fortune....
I'm gonna go be alone
for a little bit, alright?
- Get some God time.
- Yeah
You be okay here for your self?
Um hum.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Hey.
Good morning, sunshine.
Ummm.
Come on. I'm starving.
Get up. I need coffee.
It's only 6:30. It's...
ten more minutes.
Come on. We have a long day
ahead of us. Okay, I need to
call my mom too.
Ummm.
Get up. Cranky.
Alright.
Gotta piss.
Hurry up.
[DRAMATIC PIANO AND
GUITAR AMBIENCE]
[DRAMATIC PIANO AND
GUITAR AMBIENCE]
BILLY (STORE ATTENDANT):
Get ya anything else? Alright.
So where you
guys headed?
Mexico.
Mexico? Are you crazy? Those
border towns are more dangerous
than the middle east.
It's a battle zone down yonder.
I wouldn't wish that on
my worst enemy for even a day.
We got the Lord on our side,
mister. I'm a preacher.
Headin' down there to do a
little healin'. The sick, poor,
the elderly. I'm on a mission
of mercy you might say.
Shit. I mean, shoot,
Reverend. Well, you better hope
and pray God is on your side.
You know a couple went down
there a few weeks ago... they
haven't been heard of since.
Rumor has it that
they've been kidnapped.
Being held for ransom.
We'll be careful. Can you uh...
wrap this up? Tryin' to get
out of here before it gets dark.
Yea, it's a two thirty five.
STATE TROOPER: Hey, uh Billy, might
want to check your toilette.
Every time I flushed her down,
the water came right back up to
the top.
Uh baby, I'm gonna
wait for you in the car.
I'm not feeling well.
Alright.
Why is it every time
you come in here and take a dump
you have to stop
up the toilette?
Now I'm gonna have to go back
there and snake it again.
Yea, yea, yea, yea...
Can you wrap this up?
Let me get your
change, Reverend.
Uh, Mike this gentleman
here is a preacher.
No kiddin'.
Yeah, he's going to be going
South of the border.
I was just explaining to him
about the drug cartels and all
the kidnapping that's been
going on down in Mexico.
Oh, Mexico. Yea. So, uh,
where ya be comin' from, uh
Preacher man?
Texas. Uh, sorry... Arizona.
Huh, why you comin' through New
Mexico if you're going down to
Mexico?
[Door chimes]
Becca! Rebecca, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Come on!
Sweet Jesus. What the fuck did
you do? Come on. We gotta go.
Oh God. Come on.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Shit, shit, shit. I just don't
get it Becca. I don't understand
what the fuck just
came over you.
You just blew
those people away.
I'm sorry.
We're so screwed.
I, I didn't want to be a single
mom. I got scared, Johnny.
Well just... next time
let me fuckin' handle it...
alright? Just... don't start
shootin' people. Fuck!
Ba..., Babe...
do you think you can stop at
the next town? I need to use the
restroom and I wanna call mi
mama. I won't tell her anything,
I promise. I just need to talk
to her. It makes me feel better.
Yeah, I guess.
I just.. gotta keep
this car outta sight, honey.
We're, We're fuckin' wanted now.
They got us on camera now. This
is it. There's no turning back.
We only got about
fifty miles to go. Shit.
I miss my mom.
Fuck. I know baby.
I'm a killer now. I'm no better
than pinche Charlie Madson.
It's Manson baby. Manson's a
psychopath. You're...-
you're nothing like him. You're
trying to protect us. I get it.
I understand. God'll forgive
you. I forgive you.
You just can't do
shit like that.
Promise me that we're gonna
raise our baby to be good.
And not like us. I'm ashamed of
the things that we've done.
I promise baby.
Everything is gonna be okay.
We're gonna make it.
[SLOW TEMPO COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC]
[PHONE DIALING EFFECT]
REBECCA'S MOM:
Hola!?
Hey mom, it's me Becca.
Ay, mija, why haven't you called
me? I've been worried sick.
Mira, mama. Solo dispongo de un minuto.
(just needed a minute)
I just wanted to call and let
you know that I'm alright.
Mija,
I'm just worried about you.
Please, please come home.
Look, Mommy, Johnny and I
are going to Mexico.
We're going to start a family.
I can't tell you
a lot more than that but I
promise as soon as I get there,
I'll let you know more... okay?
Hijole mija Mexico.
Okay, please.
Please just be
careful and call me
when you get there.
I will. I promise.
Okay, mama.. I have to go.
But, I love you.
Bye, mi amor. I love you too.
Please be careful, don't forget
to call... I love you.
Te amo, mama.
(good bye)
Te amo.
[MELANCHOLY GUITAR MUSIC]
[MELANCHOLY GUITAR MUSIC]
Almost there. Another fifty
miles and we're home free.
Hmm, I'm happy for us.
My mom is a nervous wreck.
I have to call her as soon as we
get there. I hate putting her
through this. I love you.
I love you too, sexy.
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
So we know that if it's a boy
it'll be Johnny the third.
But, what are we going to
name it if it's a girl?
I don't know.
I'm not good with names.
Just pick something from the
Bible. It's always a safe bet.
Okay.
How about Abigail?
Oh God, anything but that,
Becca. Jesus! Abigail?
Sounds like an old lady.
[HARMONICA SOUNDS ENSUE]
How about Ana?
I have a tia named Ana.
Ana, alright. I
can live with that.
Ana it shall be. I'm
still hopin' for Trey though.
Trey? What is Trey? I thought it
was gonna be Johnny the third?
Yea... John... Trey means three.
It's a white thing I guess.
Well, whatever. It's gonna
be a boy. I can feel it.
[HARMONICA SOUNDS ENSUE]
BORDER PATROL AGENT:
US Citizen? Habla English?
THUG: No habla engles.
(I don't speak english)
Salir de coche, por favor.
(open the door please)
He's gotta a gun!
[LIGHT AND HAPPY
SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
Ahhh shit. What's this?
That doesn't look good.
Is that the border?
Naaa, it's one of them
check points.
[CRACK!]
What the fuck was that?
No! No, no, no, no, no.
No! What the fuck?
Jesus Christ. Becca. No, no, no.
You're gonna be okay.
You'll be fine. Oh shit.
HELP!
[SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC ENSUES]
You're gonna be okay.
Oh God. Oh God.
REBEC... Oh sweet... No, no, no,
no, no, no, no... God, no, no.
HELP!
Oh Father, what do I do? No, no,
no, no, no. Oh Becca, Ohhh shit,
Lord. Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I
need you more now than I've ever
have. Please Heavenly Father.
Save this woman that I love and
my unborn child. Please God,
please. Take me instead of them.
Please God, please
take me. Please.
Oh babe, babe. Babe,
you're bleeding.
You're safe. You're safe.
- No! Baby?
- Thank God, you're safe.
You and the baby are all that
matter... take care of the baby.
What happened? No!
God's calling me home.
Johnny? Hey baby. No, no! No!
[SYMPHONIC STRING MUSIC BEGINS]
Well folks, that's how I went
out. I made some mistakes.
Some big ones. God gave me the
power to help, to heal.
Sometimes I used it for the good
of the people and several times
I let my selfishness and
lack of faith get in the way.
The good father
had bigger plans for me.
So he's decided to
take me home.
Rebecca and the baby,
they'll be fine.
God granted me
one last miracle.
Life for my love and a
future for my unborn baby.
If you were wondering, an angel
just whispered in my ear...
it'll be a Trey after all.
Becca's gonna have a handful if
he turns out anything like me.
Hell, I'm not complaining,
all things considered...
the good and the bad,
I was truly a lucky man...
Adios!
IT TAKES MORE THAN WORDS
LAST NIGHT YOU WROTE ME UP
BUT YOUR VERSE MADE IT WORK
THEN YOU SEEMED
TO CALL MY BLUFF
CAN'T LIE TOO MANY
TEARS WERE SHED
PULL MY HAND, I LET IT DROWN
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
MISTAKES I'VE MADE
WOULD I HURT, I TOOK THE CAR
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
THEY SAY THEY SAY,
RISKIN' AINT EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO THE STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO THE STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
[GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES]
IM NOT MY PAST OR MY MISTAKES
HAD TO LEARN TO GE TO THIS PLACE
HIT THE BRAKES ON
THE MESS I'VE MADE
DIRTY ROOM, SMOKE UP IN FLAMES
HAZE FOLLOWED BY RESPITE
DEVILISH WAYS
HAUNTED ME AT NIGHT
WHETHER I'M THE ONE TO BLAME
CAUGHT UP IN MY OWN GAMES
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY,
RISKING AIN'T EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY
RISKIN' AIN'T EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
LET'S FEEL ALRIGHT
YOU LIVE YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
AHH, FORGET,
LET'S FEEL ALRIGHT
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
[MUSIC FADES TO PIANO
THEN SILENCE]
[UPBEAT GROOVY MUSIC BEGINS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BEGINS]
[RAPID WIND SOUND EFFECTS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[TICKING SOUND EFFECT]
GROOVY UPBEAT MUSIC
REV JONES:
Oh, son of a bitch!
REV JONES: Yeah, that's
me, Johnny Jones Junior.
As you can see, I love blow.
That big fat rail that just went
up my nose... it's just the
first of many for the day.
Make no mistake, coke is both a
requirement and a sin to boot.
But, I know right from wrong. No
one is perfect... especially me.
[SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC]
[MOANING SOUND EFFECT]
That's Rebecca, my hot Latina
girlfriend. Don't let the blonde
hair fool ya.. she's one
hot little chili pepper.
She's mi hermosa, mi amor.
(my girlfriend, my love)
Most importantly, she's mi vida.
Now in English that basically
means she's the love of my life,
the most beautiful
woman in the world.
We've known each other
since grade school.
We've been
inseparable ever since.
I guess you could say we
are co-dependent. All I know for
sure is, I'd die without her.
She's a little materialistic...
but most of the beautiful ones
are, right?
JOHNNY JONES SR:
AAAAAA... MOTHER FUCKER!
That's my old man,
Johnny Jones Senior.
A real life
walkin' "talkin" satan.
Evilest man who ever
walked the Earth.
I often thought I saw horns
coming out of his head.
I have no idea why mom
stayed with him all
those years... I suspect
she was trapped by fear.
MOTHER FUCKER!
My sweet mother,
the salt of the Earth.
Not a mean bone in her body...
the most spiritual God
fearin' woman you'd ever meet.
I guess that's where I got my
calling... every Wednesday and
Sunday you could count on it,
we'd be sittin' in church.
Let me rewind this
back to the beginning...
[REWINDING SOUND EFFECTS]
Now that you know a
little about me... let's go back
to where Rebecca and I
decided to take a little trip
Westward...
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE,
I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE
LET IT SHINE,
LET IT SHINE...-
SNAKE MAN:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah.
Can I get an Amen?
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
The Lord says let the sick be
healed, let the poor be rich
and let the broken
hearted be renewed.
Now I say to you
today, God's people,
if you are among the sick, if
you are among the poor, if you
are among the broken spirited I
want you to rise up and come on
down to the front with me.
Rise up I say in the name of the
Lord. Come on,
Jesus wants to heal you.
Be gone devil of illness he says
to one. May your cup runneth
over he says to another.
Be healed all of God's children.
Be healed and
renewed in Jesus name I say.
God is entering you now
brothers and sisters,
can you feel it?
CONGREGATION:
Yes!
The devil
wants you to resist it, don't
you let him. Let the fire of the
Lord God almighty cover you in
the blood of
Jesus Christ the Messiah...
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Can you feel the healing that's
taking place in this
church today? I can feel it.
Sister, do you believe?
I want you to feel fire of the
Lord Jesus Christ blazing
through my hands...
Lord Almighty release
this woman from the bondage of
her chair. Put the fire of Jesus
in her legs. Lord hear me.
Heal this woman.
Thank you Lord, for all...
Now sister, trust in the Lord.
Everything will be okay, c'mon.
Lord has you.
Don't be afraid. That's right.
- Oh Lord,
- Witness brothers and sisters.
LADY IN WHEELCHAIR:
I'm walking... I'm walking.
Reverend,
you've healed me.
Oh, no ma'am, no ma'am,
God has saved you.
I'm merely an
instrument for the holy spirit.
A servant of the
Lord almighty. Praise God.
Did you see that God's people?
Amen!
Did you see the miracle of God's
glory that just took place right
in front of your very eyes?
Thank you Jesus. Praise God.
Praise be to God.
The healing hands of
the Lord radiate through me.
He strengthens the weak and
makes his people the meek.
He delivers us from all evil. He
is the rock, the rock of ages.
Praise be to Jesus.
Praise be to God.
Praise be to God.
Now I never like to close
without givin' thanks to the
Lord first, so as the offering
baskets are making their way
around today I want to encourage
each and every one of you to
give, and give again, and then
give just a little more until
your heart is satisfied because
remember what the Lord says,
the seed you sew today will be
returned to you 100 fold.
Blessed are the meek
who put their faith in the Lord.
Can I get an Hallelujah?
Hallelujah!
Let us pray...
May the love of God always
be above you, to overshadow
you, beneath you to uplift you,
before you to guide you, and
behind you to protect you... In
Jesus name, our savior, to whom
glory be now and
forever more, I say Amen.
Go in peace
brothers and sisters.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Oh... Son of a bitch!
REBECCA: Hey babe, how much do
you think we made off with?
Why you gotta say it like that?
You know that's how the Lord
provides, baby.
Looks like a couple of grand.
Should be enough to last us a
few weeks.
Why don't you count it yourself
if you care so damn much.
Puta Madre Johnny! Half of this
is gonna go up your nose.
You never buy me shit.
I want a new purse and some of
those new boots that all the
girls have been wearing...
you are so lucky that you have a
woman that puts up with
your shit.... Pinche Guero.
(whitey)
I tell ya what baby we're
headed to Albuquerque next,
stop at the mall or somewhere,
get ya whatever ya want.
But, I gotta make a
few more stops first.
A lot of good little churches
in this part of the country.
We should be able to
make out like banditos.
STRANGERS IN A STRANGE LAND
ENTER A STRANGER LAND
LET ME OUT, JUST JUMP AHEAD
AINT NOTHING STRANGER THAN
THE SPIRIT OF THE KNOWING ALL
OR THE ACTIONS OF A MAN
CLOSE ME DOWN ANOTHER DAY
PLEASE GUIDE ME WHEN YA CAN
WE'RE STRANGERS IN A DEAD TIME
AND LOVERS ON THE NINE
I THINK I KNOW AND THEN YOU
SHOW ME NOTHING'S OUT OF TIME
IF DAYLIGHT IS THE DARKNESS AND
THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT
MY DREAMS ARE ALL AROUND THE
END AND MY SPIRITS LEFT TO GOD
HOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOO!
I DON'T NEED A DESTINATION,
EXPLANATION, OR A PLAN
WHEN YOU'RE
GUIDED BY THE SPIRITS
YOU'RE A SPIRIT GUIDED MAN
[GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
HOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOO!
I DON'T NEED A DESTINATION,
EXPLANATION OR A PLAN
WHEN YOU'RE GUIDED
BY THE SPIRIT
YOU'RE A SPIRI GUIDED MAN
SPIRIT GUIDED MAN
ON THE DESERT CITIES
[GUITAR STRUMMING CONTINUES]
STRANGERS IN A STRANGE LAND
THERE IS NOTHING STRANGER THAN
Hey babe, do you
remember my fifteenth?
Yeah, I remember the party.
Didn't your uncle get all
drunk and smash up the
piata with a baseball bat?
All the little kids got candy,
he got a boot in the ass from
your daddy.
Ay, Teo Chewy.
He was my favorite.
He loved us kids. After my
father was killed, he looked
after me and my mom.
I will always love him for that.
Yeah, he was a good guy.
He lost his wife pretty early in
life and, and just... that drove
him to being a borracho.
(drunk)
Yeah, I get it.
I mean if I ever lost you I'd...
go crazy... just kill me.
I love you, mi amor.
I love you too.
[CAR ENGINE SOUND EFFECT]
[UPBEAT COUTRY ROCK MUSIC]
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
LIQUOR STORE MAN: How ya'll doin'? Come
on in. Don't be shy. Ma'am, there's a...
She's fine buddy!
Where you keep the agave at?
If you mean tequila,
it's right there in
the corner. You can't miss it.
I keep the pints back here.
I got some sales on half
gallons... douche bag.
[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
I'M THE ONE FOR YOU
YOU HAD BETTER LIST...-
[SHARP DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]
Fuck me! [MOANING]
[WHISTLING HEARTBEA SOUND EFFECT AMIDST MOANING]
I got all you can handle.
[LAUGHTER IN UNISON]
Hey! What the hell you think
you are lookin' at? Huh?
You think I can't see
you eye fuckin' her?
You ought to take it as a
compliment... don't be such a
fuckin' hot head.
Aw, did you really just fuckin'
say that? You dumb fuckin'
You dumb fuckin' country rube,
I ought to come back there
and rip your fuckin' head off.
Come on...
Keep the change,
motherfucker!
Ya'll come back
now, ya hear.
HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN
BEFORE YOU STAY SO LONG
ANYTIME YOU WANT ME
JUST GIVE ME A RING
ON THE TELEPHONE
[ENGINE REVVING]
MOTEL MAN:
Ah, shit. No fuckin' way.
All right, I'll be right back.
Good evening, my son. Your
vacancy sign is lit up brighter
than a Las Vegas Casino.
Good evening Father,
I can call you Father? Right?
I ain't a father in
the biological or the
Catholic sense,
but you call me pastor,
reverend... just don't call me a
son-of-a-bitch is all...
the wife and I need
a room for the night.
Oh, sure.
How much is that gonna cost me?
Just so happens that we
have our best room available.
And you know
what, just for you...
I can do a special discount
of thirty nine a night.
There's fifty and keep the
change. Why don't you keep the
T&A off your mind
while you are at work son.
I could see what you were doin'.
Don't you know that Internet
porno shit will rot your brain?
Keep it clean.
Might need a wake up call in
the morning, I'll let ya know.
Sure Father, uh,
Reverend. Room One.
Uh, Father... I was
wondering if you could help me
with something?
Sure my son,
what can I do for ya?
Look I... I know this is gonna
be strange coming from a guy you
just met at a motel. But you
know me and my, my old lady
we've been... we've been
fighting a lot lately.
I... If shit doesn't change,
I... I'm gonna lose her...
she's... she's gonna leave me.
Could you... pray for us?
You know do like whatever you
spiritual people do? Only if you
want to, Father. You know
what, I'm sorry, I'm way out of
line... I shouldn't have
said anything...
Give me your hand and bow
your head kid. C'mon... uhhhh,
other hand.
Father Almighty, come to
this young man in his hour of
despair, heal him and his lady.
Teach them the wisdom to act
together. Bestow upon them the
power of compromise and...
In Jesus name we pray. Amen.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
If you need anything at all...
anything, just... just dial zero.
Go in faith son.... Go in faith.
What was
that about? I saw you in there
praying with that guy. Let
me guess, money problems?
Pobrecito. I wish we were rich
and we could help everybody.
Yeah,
it's just some a... poor soul
having trouble with his
girlfriend, asked for a little
help from above. And we are
rich. Alright, just keep saying
that. Speak words into existence
and one day it'll be true.
Just watch and see,
just watch and see.
- We are rich.
- We are rich.
[TELEVISION SOUNDS]
[LAUGHING EFFECT]
God damn
baby can ya please just bring it
down a notch? I'm trying work
on my sermon. I need to
focus on this shit, please.
Shut the
hell up Johnny. You never let me
have any fun.
What's up your ass any way?
You ever get the feeling that
God's giving me a purpose?
Maybe God gave me a gift. That
woman... in the chair, she got
up and walked after I touched
her. I always think they're
bullshittin' but, maybe they
were all healed. I mean maybe
God gave me... a gift. When I
was a little kid I used to think
I could heal animals. Maybe even
raise the dead. Becca I really
think God's given me the power.
You know what I think? I think
you put too much of that shit up
your nose.
Yeah but sometimes it
seems like I will live forever
and sometimes it feels like
death is right around the corner
just waitin' to jump on me.
I'll never see it comin'. But I
do believe in life after death.
...Maybe you're right, maybe I'm
just going nuts but, am I crazy
for believing these things? Only
God knows the truth. It's not
like I'm first guy to ever
get the power, ya know...
Look at me
Johnny... I don't just want a
boyfriend. I want a husband. I
want a family. Whether you are
touched by an angel
or just an evangelist.
It doesn't matter to me.
I want to settle down. I'm
tired of this life on the road,
Johnny.
I know, baby.
In time. Princess, I promise.
It's all in good time.
[THUNDER SOUND EFFECT AND
FLICKERING LIGHT SOUND]
[DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]
You expect me to
eat this shit? You want mine?
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND THUNDER]
[INTENSIFIED DRAMATIC MUSIC]
LITTLE JOHNNY JONES:
[SCREAMING]
JOHNNY JONES SR:
Shut up! Shut up!
Hey, Hey!
It's me... Hey, it's okay.
It's me... you were having a
nightmare. It's okay. It's me.
Relax, it's okay. Nobody's gonna
hurt you. You're okay. It was
just a nightmare. Let me get you
some water.
Drink it baby...
It's okay....
You're fine.
[DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC]
Baby I've
been having these weird dreams.
I don't know how to explain
'em. It doesn't make any sense
and... and there's these other
dreams where its me as a little
kid with my dad.
I don't understand it.
Maybe you need to check into a
mental hospital or go see a
shrink.
Go see a
shrink. You fuckin' kiddin' me?
Are you even listening to me?
You understand what I'm talking
about? These dreams are drivin'
me fuckin' crazy. And look all
This shit is all you fuckin"
care about, God damnit.
MOTHERFUCKER that's...!
Stare in the fuckin' mirror all
God damn day... you don't give a
- You know what?
- Shit about me. You fuckin"...-
Look at that, huh?
You... God damn fuckin' bitch...
I swear to fuckin' God.
- You gonna hit me now, huh?
- Fuckin' shit...
You gonna hit me now
like your dad used to beat you?
God damn it... Fuck!
Hey... Hey, I'm sorry... I
shouldn't have said that.
Hey Rev, I don't know what
the hell you did man, but thank
you. Last night after I got off
work me... me and my 'ole lady
we made up... I, we're talkin'
about gettin' married... yeah,
isn't that the fuckin' shit?
[UPBEAT HARMONICA MUSIC ENSUES]
[UPBEAT HARMONICA MUSIC ENSUES]
Padre, You okay?
You look a little pale.
I'm fine son... remember
compromise, that's the key.
Watch yourself.
[SPANISH CLUB DANCE MUSIC]
[SPANISH CLUB DANCE MUSIC]
BARTENDER:
OK hear ya... I hear ya.
There ya go man. Hey, ah...
what can I get for ya boss?
Ah.. Double tequila.
Double tequila...
startin' out early today.
Yes sir.
There ya go boss.
You ain't from
around here are ya?
Nah mister I'm just
passin' through... Not a whole
lot here for a guy like me.
[LAUGHS] I hear ya...
ain't a lot for anybody in
this piss ant little town. I
came through here about twenty
years ago to get a drink...
I'm still here. So watch out.
Yeah,
can I go again? Keep the change.
Yea, yea sure.
You okay man?
Yea, slick, I'm fine.
Why don't ya just... mind your
own damn business. Alright?
I... I don't feel much
like talkin'.
You got it.
THUG 1: So, what's up dog?
You want a piece of this
action or you just gonna stand
here watchin' this ass whippin'
I'm given to my
home boy, right here.
THUG 2: Nah dog... he
don't want any of this.
Where'd you get
that ugly ass shirt?
Your 'ole lady left it at
my place, asshole.
Oh 'kay, so it's like that.
Look, I was wondering if you
guys may be able to help me out?
Help you out...
what do you mean, help you out?
You know where I can
score a little a...
little action?
So the little boy is lookin'
for some party tonight...
Nope, not, not exactly...
I need about ten of these.
If you know what I mean.
Look man, are you
the fuckin' five-o
or something? What makes you
think we got the hookup?
Just because we
look the part means we are?
I mean you think you can
just walk into a place, put in
an order and BAM you're
gonna have it right there?
You gotta be fuckin' high man.
I ain't,
I ain't a fuckin' cop.
Alright you either
got the shit or you don't.
What's it gonna be?
I ain't got time to fuck around.
This motherfucker is a pig.
I can smell him. I'm still on
probation, I don't need this
shit.
Look man, I think
you might be alright.
Time will tell.
Here is a little bump for you.
I might be able to help you out.
You got the money?
Yeah!
No credit card shit, bro.
It's all cash. I got it.
Straight bank, bro.
- Yeah.
- You feel me?
- Yea.
- Good. There is an old warehouse
three blocks down. Meet me in
the alley in about an hour and
I'll have what you need. For
that much powder bro, It's gonna
cost you about a G. So
everything I am asking you for,
is don't forget the c-notes.
Yeah.
No bullshit, right?.... Good.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC ENSUES]
PAWN SHOP BROKER:
May I help you? What ya need
mac, ya lookin' for some heat?
Uh, yeah, I need a nine,
maybe a forty-five.
PAWN SHOP BROKER'S DAD: Son-of-a-bitch,
shit fire and save the matches.
I jus..., I just
missed the hole again.
You are gonna have to excuse
my ole man, he's my business
partner and he is the resident
gunsmith. But a, frankly his
gettin' a little
senile ya know...
I heard that, shit head.
He heard it, he's
gonna forget it though in a few
minutes. Hey we have all kinds
of guns here. We got nines, we
got forty-fives, we got Smith
& Wesson, we got Glock, we got
Desert Eagle. If you can think
about it, we got it. Look a...
that old Caddy you drove up
in... I couldn't help but
notice... where'd you get that?
That belonged to my 'ole
man. Uh, that a 1911?
Can I see that one?
What year is that? Yea, I used
to have one of those back in the
day. Ya know, I laid more pipe
in that car, than a plumber.
Get it? A plumber.
Shut up.
How many extra clips
come with this one?
Um, you get one with the gun and
then one extra comes with it.
You know my wife made me sell
my old '67 when we got married.
How much?
She hated that car.
I mean out the door...
how much? Cash money.
The Colt is a good
choice for you sir.
I'm going to say four
hundred dollars... even.
But I gotta tell ya
something here... this gun it
came in from off the street...
some gentleman came in, didn't
even have an I.D. So, for all I
know... motherfucker could be
hot. Now that, is what ya call
full disclosure.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
Hey man, you
got the dinero or what?
Better have them Benjamins, yo.
They ain't Benjamin's, but I got
ya about fifty General Grants.
Okay, good good.
Dog you're going to love
this blow man.
I got it from my boy Rod.
It's just straight up from
some fine ass Colombian ho'.
Yeah, if that shit breaks in
one of those ho's stomach,
they die quick. Hope no one has
to die quick today homey.
You sure you ain't
the five-o cuz?
You don't look like no junky.
We all got our vices brother.
Mine just happens to be powder.
It takes me up to heaven, even
if it's just for a little bit.
I'm in a hurry so if we
could get on with it.
Jesus, hey hey, come on man.
Alright motherfucker, give me
the money. All of it. Or that
ho' that bought you that ugly
ass shirt, may never see your
sorry ass again.
I don't want any trouble,
I just want the shit.
Just give me the shit,
and I will give you the money.
Hey dog, are you gonna
get your ass killed or what?
Okay. Just give
'em the motherfuckin' money.
Hey, you
want the money?
I'm so sorry. Lord Almighty
help me. Help this man,
please Lord. Save this young man
please Lord. Please. Oh, no, no,
no, no... God, Jesus, please oh
Lord. Please let me save this
man. Don't let this man die God,
please. Please Lord. Please hear
me merciful God. Save this man
and forgive me for what I've
done. Please Lord,
it's not his time yet.
Please God hear me.
Oh Lord please. Lord, Chapter
16, oh Lord... they shall take
up serpents, and they shall
drink any deadly thing that
shall not harm them, and they
shall lay hands on the sick and
they shall be healed. Please.
Amen Jesus. Please Lord.
In Jesus name,
please, I believe.
Lord Almighty, hear
my prayer. Please Lord.
Please believe.
Oh God, please.
Are you? Are you?
DRAMATIC SYMPHONIC MUSIC
Becca! Hey! where are
you? Come on, we gotta get our
shit... we gotta get
fuck outta here.
Oh, Johnny are you trying to
give me a heart attack?
No, I'm really
serious Becca, come on.
Get dressed. Come on. We gotta
get the fuck outta here, right
now. Come on!
I don't got time for your shit.
I'll explain on the road.
Come on! You understand?
We gotta go right fuckin' now.
What the? I need some...
a few minutes to get ready.
Stop! I don't need your
shit. Come on. Just hurry up.
Are you listening? Come on!
Get dressed... Jesus Christ.
Are you going to tell me
what the hell is going on?
You just barge in,
treat me like fucking shit...
and then you just want to run
off like you robbed a bank.
- Just shut the fuck....
- What the hell is going on?
- No.
- Shut the fuck up for minute, okay?
I just had some really
weird shit happen and I
just need a minute
to think. Okay?
You know what?
Keep this shit up!
Because, I'm gonna be on a bus
back to Texas... really soon.
I just tried to buy some coke
and I ended up shooting a guy.
Alright? I shot
a guy but he's okay.
- Are you insane?
- I, I pu, I put,
my hands on him and he healed,
okay? Healed 'em, and he walked
away. I don't know how... but,
it's true. Just don't worry.
We'll go get us some food...
everything is gonna be okay.
Alright!... God damn,
piece of shit...
Awwwwww!
Piece of shit.
Shut the fuck up, alright?
You shut up... I hate your face.
[UPBEAT 50'S MUSIC]
DEAREST ONE, DEAREST ONE
OOOOOOO
DEAREST ONE, DEAREST ONE
OOOOOOO
HILDA: Hi, can I get you
something to drink?
I'll take iced tea,
non-sweet, extra lemon please.
I'll have a water, no ice.
I'll be right
back with your drinks.
You never told me
how you got the gun.
Was that a divine miracle
too, or did you lie to me?
I got it from a pawn shop, okay.
Alright?
I need a little
extra protection.
Speaking of which,
runnin' low on funds,
I got enough for about another
week, might have to sell my
watch. We need to
hit another church soon.
Order up!
Anything good in that paper?
Not unless you mean a
painter or a handyman needed...
Pinche Guerros are too
damn lazy in this country.
Let me see it.
You don't know where to look.
Ahhhh.
Pendejo!
Whatever, Johnny the Baptist...
you know everything.
Look... right there.
Big as fuckin' Dallas...
Pastor needed, First Church of
the Believers, apply in person
contact Mary O'Neal
in the church office, Monday's
and Wednesday's
nine to five, 362 Main Street.
That's us, bingo! The Lord
is on our side. He really is.
I hope you know that. It may
seem fucked up at times but,
He always provides.
Afraid I lost ya out on
the road back there...
Johnny what you said, it really
messed with my head.
I don't know how much
longer I can take this shit.
I'm starting to freak out, okay?
This fantasma cucu crap is esta
loco. Estas loco.
(is crazy, crazy)
I love you.
Tell ya what, I'll make ya a
bet. I pick out a song on that
jukebox and you get
up here and dance with me.
I never get to dance
with the girl I love.
And what is the bet?
Two pairs of boots...
instead of one, if ya dance.
You think I'm scared?
I'm not scared.
This Latina isn't scared of
shit. I will dance naked for
those boots.
- Oh yeah?
- Um hum.
Ya might have to.
[50'S SLOW DANCE MUSIC BEGINS]
WHEN YOU FIND
THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
DON'T ASK, DONT ASK FOR MORE
WHEN YOU FIND
YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME ALIVE
DON'T ASK
DON'T ASK FOR MORE
I CAN SAY
This could be a big one
for us baby. We really need it.
Runnin' low. Wish me luck.
MARY O'NEAL: Okay, Okay Mrs. Taylor...
I'll get that out to you right away.
Oh, and God Bless.
Yes, uh huh. Bye Bye now.
Howdy Ma'am, I'm Pastor Jones.
My wife and I were having dinner
out on the highway last night
and we came across your ad and
thought we'd pay ya a visit.
Ya see we're headed out to
California to do the Lord's
work, a little church just North
of Fresno. We had a few days
free so we thought we'd stop by
and see if we could be of some
assistance to you and the good
people of the church?
Bless you, Pastor.
You said, Pastor Jones?
Well, Bless you too. Yes, that's
right, Pastor Johnny Jones.
Originally from the
Great State of Texas.
Texan, aye?
My daughter married a Texan.
Oh, that's a lucky lady.
Um, yes Pastor Jones our pastor
of 10 years took ill and died
last month. And we have been
without guidance for three weeks
now. The associate pastor has
been just overwhelmed. He's very
young. Hasn't even
finished seminary yet.
Well I just, I'm so sorry
to hear that, sister.
We would be delighted to have
you this weekend to lead us in
guidance and in prayer if you
could? The assistant has just
been booked with paying house
calls and doing the job of two.
I know that he would be
very happy to get a break.
Well he does the best he can
with his experience, ya know?
Sister O'Neal is it?
Oh please, call me Mary, Pastor.
Mary, I would be absolutely
delighted to lead the church
this Sunday. I... It would be
the least we could do.
After all a church in need, is
the Lord's church indeed.
We hit the jackpot honey...
house full of Baptist just dying
to give to the Lord.
We're on for this Sunday.
Maybe now I can get
my new purse and shoes?
Yeah, I'll get
your damn boots.
Ahhh... thank you God.
Hey honey, hurry up in there...
I gotta take a shit.
That burger
yesterday isn't sittin' right.
In a minute.
Jumpin' Jesus. Thank God.
I was about to explode.
Gross. Esta Cochino Marano.
(you filthy pig)
Hey honey... why don't ya pick
out one of your best dresses to
wear this Sunday?
What do you mean?
All of my dresses are cute.
Yea, I know but I... I really
want to impress these people.
Okay, I'll see what I can do.
Yea,
it could be a big haul for us.
Mmm, you smell good... why
don't you go pick out a dress?
Ahhh, yes.
Which one do you
think I should wear on Sunday?
Ahhhhh um...
Do you think we will ever get
married, Johnny? We've been
together forever now.
I'm ready.
Do you want to have kids?
You sure know how to end the
night, dont'cha? Look I promise
as soon as I'm ready for all
that, I'll let you know first.
I still got
my new purse and boots, right?
Yes, you get your new purse and
boots... because you're my
princess. But, right now
I needa little R.F.P.
What is R.F.P.?
Uh, Rebecca's
fantastic pussy.
Get over here.
[SEDUCTIVE ROCK MUSIC BEGINS]
[SEDUCTIVE ROCK MUSIC BEGINS]
ALL NIGHT
STARIN' AT THE CEILIN'
CAN'T SHAKE AWAY, I'M FEELIN'
SAY I'M GOIN' NOWHERE
I'M GETTIN' THERE FAST
EVERYBODY'S WONDERIN'
JUST HOW LONG I'M GONNA LAST
[MUSIC BEGINS TO FADE]
Honey...
Hmm?
I'm gonna take the car
out for a few hours to get some
girl stuff.
Do you need anything?
No but, hurry up and get
your ass back here quick.
I gotta get my suit dry
cleaned for Sunday.
Okay, grumpy.
I'll be back pronto.
Bye.
[SPANISH MUSIC BEGINS]
Ay, ay, ay, ay,
canta y no llores.
(yes, yes, yes,
Sing and don't cry)
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND
SOUND EFFECTS]
AHH! MOTHER FUCKER!
I told Little Johnny I don't
want that fuckin' dog in
the house.
- That's enough.
- Literally, tie it up.
Fuck... Shut the fuck up.
I don't give a shit.
Get away from me.
No, you come here bitch.
I hate you.
Where the fuck you going?
I'm just trying to
get away from you!
[JARRING SOUND EFFECT]
[DRAMATIC SPOOKY AMBIENCE]
Okay.
[PHONE RINGING EFFECT]
REBECCA'S MOM:
Bueno? (hello)
Hey Mom, it's me, Becca.
Ay, Mija...
I've been so worried about you.
It's been like two weeks
since you've called me.
Donde estas, Mija?
I'm here in
Nuevo Mexico with Johnny.
Mija, El es el diablo.
(he is the devil)
Everything is going to be okay.
We just need some time.
We talk about marriage
and ninas one day...
Okay, mi amor... just take of
yourself. Promise me that,
if you need anything, that
you're going to call me.
Si Mama, I promise. Mom, I have
to let you go. I'm gonna do some
shopping. But, I love you, okay?
Okay, mi amor. Te amo. Te quiero mucho.
(I love you very much)
Bye mama, te quiero.
Adios, mija.
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
Hey Baby...
you get your beauty sleep?
Yea, I gotta get
my suit cleaned.
You get all your
ladies stuff?
I did. I also got my boots.
Whhhhaaat?
I saved you a trip to the mall.
Yea, I don't have to hear
about that any more.
I talked to my mom too.
How's she doin'?
She's fine.
Um, she's just worried about me.
Just being a typical mom.
God damn baby, I love your mama.
Sweetest woman on the planet.
Nobody's got a
bigger heart than her.
I guess I got her to thank for
your lovely personality.
And that's a turn on. You know
most guys got fat bitchy old
ladies.
Well mister, what if I turn
bitchy, fat, and ugly?
Ah, I don't see
that happening.
Ah, this piece of shit.
Ah mother... just needs a
little love. There it goes.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this...
Yea, you know what?
I'm fuckin' tired too.
- Well I just...
- Stop talkin', fuck!
You know what?
It's none of your fuckin'
business how much
money there is left.
Why not?
Or what the fuck I
did with it, alright?
- It is my business...
- you're not doing shit.
[INAUDIBLE ARGUING]
BUM:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What are you doing in the middle
of the God damn fuckin' road?
Shit. Fuck.
Fuckin' insurance?
Well, Mister miracle man... are
you going to prove it to me now?
What are you trying to be funny?
What?
What about the bullshit...
...Shut the fuck up.
Just shut up.
Uh, fuck you!
Ah, God.
Heavenly Father, heal this man.
Descend upon this man's leg.
Heal his broken limb.
Put the fire of
Jesus in my hands.
Heal this man, Lord.
Heal this man.
I'm healed.
Just... just get out of here.
- I... you healed me.
- Here... just go, just leave.
Who are you?
Just get outta here!
You healed me.
I can't believe it.
You weren't lying to me.
I'm in love with a miracle man.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]
How do I look?
You look a lot like the man that
fucked me twice this morning.
Yea, I bare a strong
resemblance, don't I?
Alright.
You ready?
Yea, I think so.
Let's do this.
Good morning,
how are you?
Good morning,
thank you for coming.
Good morning, Pastor.
Good morning,
how are you, ma'am?
I am just fine.
We are so happy to
have you with us this Sunday.
The ladies of the church have
made lunch for you all.
You will stay, won't you?
Well of course we will.
I would never turned down fine
home cooked meal.
So thoughtful of you
and the sisters.
I can't wait.
I have prepared my
special apple cobbler for you.
Aw, you are kidding me? I was
just telling Rebecca how much I
miss my mama's apple cobbler.
Oh! Excellent.
Good morning.
How are you?
Good morning.
God bless ya.
Good morning.
Thank ya for coming.
Good morning,
people of the Lord.
CONGREGATION:
Good morning.
I was driving here this blessed
morning and I told my lovely
wife, Rebecca, how blessed we
were to be welcomed into such a
fine church and community. But
moreover, how blessed the people
here were to have had such a
fine minster for so many years.
Hallelujah! Amen!
Now I know Pastor
Mike is lookin' down
on all of us right now with a
great big smile on his face.
I'm Reverend Jones and I come
here today with one purpose and
one purpose only. And that
purpose is to share in the power
and the glory of the holy
spirit. Can I hear an Amen?
Amen!
Now I'm so often reminded of the
hardships that so many of us
face throughout our lives be it
pain and suffering, financial
troubles, or maybe the loss of a
loved one. But here's what the
Lord says:
"Seek first
the kingdom of God and his
righteousness and all these
things will be made unto you."
Let us not look at the sudden
departure of Pastor Mike as a
tragedy but rather as God's
will. He had bigger things in
mind for him.
Amen!
Amen.
Now I'd like for you all to turn
your Bible's to Malachi 3 10.
"Bring ye all the tithes into
the storehouse, and prove me now
herewith, so sayeth the Lord of
hosts. If I will not open for
you the windows of heaven and
pour you out a blessing."
Now I want you to pay attention
to that verse and see how the
Lord operates. See the Lord
says, if you bring a seed to be
sewn with your tithe. He in
return releases the blessings he
has in store for you.
Can I hear an Amen?
Amen.
See we believe in a Lord of
plenty not in a Lord of
emptiness. Amen.
Amen.
In order to receive God's
blessing we must all be faithful
to his promises. We all must sew
that seed when we open our
hearts to bring forth
a blessing unto Him.
Amen.
Amen.
Now as I look out into the crowd
on this beautiful Sunday, I see
a lot of tears. I see some
wheelchairs. I know some of you
are in pain and need relief.
So I'm gonna ask those of you
that need some healing to come
on down to the front and let me
pray for ya. Take a leap of
faith. Come on. Come on,
don't be afraid. Help the people
that can't get down themselves.
Don't be shy, God's waitin'
for ya. Amen. Come on.
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING]
Fire!
Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus!
Thank you Lord.
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING AND
SYMPHONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Fire!
Hallelujah!
[INAUDIBLE SPEAKING]
Fire!
Hallelujah!
My son do you believe
that you will see today?
BLIND MAN:
Yes. Yes.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Uh huh.
- Yes!
- I can't hear you.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Yes. Yes.
Let me hear you scream it.
Yes! Yes, I believe! I believe.
The Lord almighty said
said let there be light.
The Lord said
let there be healing.
Fire!
Now son,
when I remove my hands,
you will be healed.
Do you believe in the Lord?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What is it my son?
I can see. I can see!
CONGREGATION:
[INAUDIBLE PRAISES]
Amazing grace,
how sweet the sound.
That saved
a wretch like me.
I once was lost,
now I am found.
I was blind,
but now I see.
Now I want to ask
each and everyone of you to sew
a seed with the
Lord in your hearts.
Help break down those walls
keepin' you from bein' healed or
gettin' those bills paid this
month. Put your trust in the
Lord that all your needs will be
met. He will not let you down.
We're going to go ahead and
pass around the collection plate
while the organ plays. God bless
you. God bless you all...
Hallelujah!
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
[ORGAN MUSIC BEGINS]
[MIC DROP SOUND EFFECT]
(sniffing sound)
Thank ya,
Sister. Thank you. Thank you.
BLIND MAN'S SISTER: Reverend Jones, I
just want to thank you for what you
did for my brother.
It was truly a miracle.
You have the gift.
I mean he's been
blind since the war.
It may be a gift. But, it's a
gift from God to your brother.
I'm merely an
instrument of the Lord.
LADY CHURCH GOER: So how
long are you in town Pastor?
I'm sad to say ma'am we
gotta get movin' in the mornin'.
Ya know, out to California to do
some more good work for the
Lord.
Church will be open up soon.
Oh, so what is the
name of your new church?
It's the Calvary Community
Church just outside of Fresno.
Um hum, um ma'am, this
cobbler reminds me
of my mama's. It's delicious.
Oh, you are too kind Pastor,
let me get you another piece.
After all, I did make
it special for you.
Bless you!
That was a close one, Mr. Jones.
You better be glad I was here to
save your culo.
(butt)
Yeah, you're not shittin'
me. Ole' bag does make a mean
cobbler though. Here...
You think you will
ever get caught?
Caught?
What do you mean, caught?
The Lord's on our side baby.
Whatever, Johnny.
We're just a modern day
Bonnie and Clyde. Heck our next
home is just the next pinche
motel in the next
pinche little town.
I'm tired Johnny.
I want a home, I want a family.
I know honey. All that'll come.
All that'll come.
I promise but you
gotta stick with me a little
bit longer... we're almost
home free. Alright?
[LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
Are we almost there?
Yea baby, just a
few more hours.
Look, you see
them mountains?
When they start gettin' bigger
you know we're gettin' close.
Alright? Just hang in there.
[SIRENS WAILING]
Ah shit! What does this
motherfucker want?
Fuck. God damnit.
Becky, where's
the coke?
In the glovebox.
And the gun too?
Ah, shit.
Alright, everything is
going to be okay... just be
cool, I'll talk us out of this.
We'll be back on the road in
five minutes.
[SUSPENSEFUL AMBIENCE]
How you doin'?
DEPUTY HERNANDEZ: License,
registration, and proof of insurance.
I, uh... I've got my
driver's license but I'm pretty
sure I left my insurance card at
home... I, we definitely have
insurance no doubt about that.
I... what's the
reason for pulling us over?
Your tags are expired.
You know it is against the law
to operate a motor vehicle
without proper registration,
proof of insurance.
I'm a pastor and me
and my wife are on our way to a
revival... anyway you can
just give us a warning?
You sure you don't have an
insurance card in your glovebox?
Anywhere? An old one?
Ah, I'm, I'm
pretty sure I don't.
Why, Why don't ya check?
Officer I...
Sir, I can not let you leave
without proof of registration
and proof of insurance.
Go ahead and
check your glove box.
[BANG!!!]
- Wait...
- Shit! shit, shit...
Oh my God! Why did you do that?
God damn...
Turn-a-round!
What do you
mean, turn around?
You can heal him.
I'm not going back there...
You're gonna let him die?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Turn-a-round, Johnny!
Shut up!
Alright, I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Oh, please Lord, please Lord
hear me... I've just shot a man
and I need ya to s......
I need ya to save him Lord.
Please hear me.
Please hear me Lord.
Fuck! It's not workin'.
Fuck, I can feel it.
I need to lay hands on him.
We have to go back.
- Hurry up!
- Alright. Alright, we gotta go back.
Shut up! Alright just... I got
this. We're gonna be alright.
Why do you keep
fucking up, Johnny?
I need ya to shut up
for me, alright?
I'll get us out of this. Oh God
damn piece of shit car...
[UPBEAT SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC BEGINS]
We'll be fine.
[DRAMATIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SIRENS WAILING SOUND EFFECT]
RADIO DJ V.O.: Police are investigating
the murder of a Quay County Deputy
Sheriff. While on a routine
traffic stop, Deputy Danny
Hernandez was shot at point
blank range by a gunman.
It is unknown who the
assailant is at this time.
But, police hope to learn more
after reviewing Deputy
Hernandez's onboard
police camera footage.
Fuck!
Alright, we
just gotta get to the border.
Alright, we'll get into Mexico.
Everything will be alright.
We'll be safe there.
We just gotta drive a little bit
further until it gets dark and
we'll ditch the car
somewhere. Ahhhh, fuck!
I should've listened to my mom.
I knew this was going to happ....
Look at me. I love you.
Alright, we're in this together.
I'm sorry this happened, but at
this point we'd both be guilty
in the court. Alright? So I
just need you to stick with me
for a little bit longer.
I'll get us out
of this. I promise.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC ENSUES]
We're gonna have to
ditch the car.
Okay, genius... then what?
There's a little town about five
miles ahead... we're gonna walk
there, and get us a room... and
I'll go get us something at a
used car lot. We have enough
money for a cheap car.
You really expect me to walk
five miles in heels? Please.
Johnny, this is too much
for me. This is not okay.
Else you do this,
or life in prison.
Alright? I'm tryin' to get us
out of this shit. I need you.
Alright? Just hold on. Let's go.
Alright, grab our shit.
Take only what we need.
Start walkin'. I'll catch up.
Now what Johnny?
Just fuckin' do it. Alright?
[UPBEAT GROOVY DANCE MUSIC]
THERE IS NO TIME LEFT
IT'S GONE AWAY
NO NEED TO LOOK BACK
ON YESTERDAY
THE TIME IS RIGHT NOW
THE TIME IS RIGHT
THE GOLDEN DAWN COMES
FROM THE NIGHT
Alright, give me your
fucking shoes. Take em off.
- What?
- Give me your fuckin' shoes.
Just give em to me.
These are my favorite shoes.
I don't care.
Just give em to me.
Haaa!
Johnny, what are you doing?
Fuck 'em.
Pendejo!
You're gonna spend a whole day
with me at the mall. You know?
I could give a shit about
your fuckin' shoes.
Those were priceless.
Oh, little princess.
I don't care. Keep up...
Give me the fuckin' bag.
Fuckin' damn it.
Coming...
Wait for me.
Can I get a room for
the night please?
MOTEL MAN #2:
Sure, fifty bucks...
Say a, where's your car?
Better yet, where's your
luggage?
Yea, well our car broke
down a couple miles back.
I had a wrecker come pick
it up, drop us off here...
and gonna get it
fixed in the morning.
I'm with my wife, she's
outside talkin' to her mama
on the phone.
That right? Well check out's
at noon or you'll be charged for
an extra day. You got it?
Yea, I got it. Uh, can I please
get the key? We're exhausted
mister. It's been a long day.
Thank ya very much.
TV ANNOUNCER: Quay County Authorities
are investigating the murder of one
of their own. Deputy Daniel M.
Hernandez had pulled over a car
for expired tags and was shot
and killed at point blank range
during the stop. Witnesses
describe the car as a rust
colored sixties model Cadillac
convertible. The assailants are
described as a white man and
woman in their twenties.
Police are asking the public to
call 911 if they see the car and
not try to approach
the couple. They are considered
armed and dangerous. Deputy
Hernandez is survived by his
wife and two children. Funeral
services will be Friday at the
Rose Neath Funeral Home.
Reporting Live, from the Quay
County Sheriff's Office,
I'm Steve Olson.
Please help me God,
please Lord forgive me, please.
I didn't mean to Lord. It was
an accident. I acted without
thinking, God. Please spare me.
Please spare me and Becca please
God, please.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE SOUNDS]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
We're in business baby. Got us
a fresh ride. Cold air and new
tires. Everything.
We are all good.
Let me guess... you got
us a brand new Mercedes.
Uh, not quite.
Here, take a look.
See, she's a beauty, right?
It looks just like
the other one.
Are you kiddin' that's a
classic. I told you it's got new
tires. It's a beauty. Hey,
you know I love ya, right?
Um hum.
Yea.
You know back
there that wasn't me.
As soon as we get to
Mexico we'll have a fresh start.
I don't think the cops
know what we look like.
Trust me. A little bit longer,
I'll get us out of this.
Lord's on our side, I promise.
I'm confused. This... tell me
everything is going to be okay.
I mean, Mexico... what
about my mom and my friends?
Look at me. I promise
everything is gonna be okay.
Alright, once we get down to
Mexico, and get all settle in
there, we can
invite your mom.
Ya know, it's not
gonna be forever.
Just till the heat dies down.
Three, may be five years max.
Okay, you trust me?
Startin' to run low on cash
again... I'm gonna have to head
out of here pretty soon, figure
somethin' out. Okie dokie?
Okie, dokie, pokie.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
(water is heard running)
ROLL THE DICE
LET IT ALL RIGHT
IT'S JUST MONEY, RIGHT
IT'S JUST MONEY, RIGHT
ROLL THE DICE
LET IT ALL RIGHT
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WRONG
TO GET YOUR MONEY RIGHT
SHE GOTTA GET AWAY,
TAKE A BOY SHE NEEDS
POWERFUL PRESENCE
IS ALL A PLAYER
CASH UP GIRL, CASH UP
NONE LEFT BEHIND
ONLY TO SAVE HER
WITH THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
You know they're looking for us.
It's all over the T.V.
We're outta here
in the mornin'.
Three hundred miles to
the border and we're home free.
I need to call my Mom,
Johnny. What do I tell her?
Just be cool baby. Just tell
her everything is alright.
Tell her we're gettin' married.
That should change
her mind about me.
Do you mean that?
Do you really mean that, Johnny?
Or, is that the
yayo talking for you?
Baby, of course I mean it.
Soon as we get to Mexico, you
and I are gettin' married.
And live happily ever after.
You know, you never officially
asked me. But, I guess this will
have to do.
In a couple of days,
you'll be Mrs. Johnny Jones.
Don't have to fake it anymore
and can finally put a ring on
your finger.
Make an honest woman out of you.
Do you think if I died, you'd be
able to revive me...
like those other people?
Gah, why ya gotta say shit like
that? If anything ever happen to
you, it'd kill me. You're my
whole world, Becca.
You know that.
- I'm serious Johnny.
- Don't talk like that. Come on... just...
Do you think your gift only
works on certain people?
I don't know how it works,
it just happens.
It makes me feel weird
just talkin' about it.
Change the
subject, alright?
Okay.
- What?
- Here's one for you...
Never mind. It's a surprise.
What?
It's your birthday next week...
I guess I can tell you.
What does your
mom finally like me?
Unnh, unnh... Even better.
What is it?
Come on... spit it out.
You're killin' me.
Okay.
You're gonna be a
father, Reverend Jones.
Are you joking with me?
- Are you serious?
- Unnn, unnh...
- Are you sure?
- Yeah!
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be a daddy.
You know how I went to la
farmacia the other day?
Yea.
Well, I got three pregnancy
test and they were all positive.
Oh shit... shit! Ahh, hoo, hoo,
hoo, hoo. I'm gonna be a daddy.
I'm gonna be a daddy.
Holy shit. I can't believe it.
- Thank you.
- You're gonna be a great father.
Oh, my God.
Just think honey, in a
few days we'll be in paradise.
We'll finally settle down.
No more runnin' round, from town
to town. I think I'm gonna start
a mission. May just be a
missionary, I don't know. You
can finally teach me Spanish.
Just you and me, and the
baby makes three.
I'm down to my
last eight ball.
Once that's gone,
I'm done. I promise.
Straighten up, and fly right.
What is Mexico like?
You know my people,
are all from there.
Ummm... it's a lot like this.
Mountains and sunshine.
A bit of a slower pace.
People are really nice.
Spiritual. It'd be a good place
to call home for a little bit.
Do they have a mall?
I swear that's all you
ever think about. Jesus.
I have to look good for my man.
Besides, it's my way of dealing
with stress. And I'm gonna need
a maternity wardrobe soon.
Wow, I wish you'd find a cheaper
way of dealin' with your stress.
You're costing me a fortune....
I'm gonna go be alone
for a little bit, alright?
- Get some God time.
- Yeah
You be okay here for your self?
Um hum.
[MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Hey.
Good morning, sunshine.
Ummm.
Come on. I'm starving.
Get up. I need coffee.
It's only 6:30. It's...
ten more minutes.
Come on. We have a long day
ahead of us. Okay, I need to
call my mom too.
Ummm.
Get up. Cranky.
Alright.
Gotta piss.
Hurry up.
[DRAMATIC PIANO AND
GUITAR AMBIENCE]
[DRAMATIC PIANO AND
GUITAR AMBIENCE]
BILLY (STORE ATTENDANT):
Get ya anything else? Alright.
So where you
guys headed?
Mexico.
Mexico? Are you crazy? Those
border towns are more dangerous
than the middle east.
It's a battle zone down yonder.
I wouldn't wish that on
my worst enemy for even a day.
We got the Lord on our side,
mister. I'm a preacher.
Headin' down there to do a
little healin'. The sick, poor,
the elderly. I'm on a mission
of mercy you might say.
Shit. I mean, shoot,
Reverend. Well, you better hope
and pray God is on your side.
You know a couple went down
there a few weeks ago... they
haven't been heard of since.
Rumor has it that
they've been kidnapped.
Being held for ransom.
We'll be careful. Can you uh...
wrap this up? Tryin' to get
out of here before it gets dark.
Yea, it's a two thirty five.
STATE TROOPER: Hey, uh Billy, might
want to check your toilette.
Every time I flushed her down,
the water came right back up to
the top.
Uh baby, I'm gonna
wait for you in the car.
I'm not feeling well.
Alright.
Why is it every time
you come in here and take a dump
you have to stop
up the toilette?
Now I'm gonna have to go back
there and snake it again.
Yea, yea, yea, yea...
Can you wrap this up?
Let me get your
change, Reverend.
Uh, Mike this gentleman
here is a preacher.
No kiddin'.
Yeah, he's going to be going
South of the border.
I was just explaining to him
about the drug cartels and all
the kidnapping that's been
going on down in Mexico.
Oh, Mexico. Yea. So, uh,
where ya be comin' from, uh
Preacher man?
Texas. Uh, sorry... Arizona.
Huh, why you comin' through New
Mexico if you're going down to
Mexico?
[Door chimes]
Becca! Rebecca, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Come on!
Sweet Jesus. What the fuck did
you do? Come on. We gotta go.
Oh God. Come on.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Shit, shit, shit. I just don't
get it Becca. I don't understand
what the fuck just
came over you.
You just blew
those people away.
I'm sorry.
We're so screwed.
I, I didn't want to be a single
mom. I got scared, Johnny.
Well just... next time
let me fuckin' handle it...
alright? Just... don't start
shootin' people. Fuck!
Ba..., Babe...
do you think you can stop at
the next town? I need to use the
restroom and I wanna call mi
mama. I won't tell her anything,
I promise. I just need to talk
to her. It makes me feel better.
Yeah, I guess.
I just.. gotta keep
this car outta sight, honey.
We're, We're fuckin' wanted now.
They got us on camera now. This
is it. There's no turning back.
We only got about
fifty miles to go. Shit.
I miss my mom.
Fuck. I know baby.
I'm a killer now. I'm no better
than pinche Charlie Madson.
It's Manson baby. Manson's a
psychopath. You're...-
you're nothing like him. You're
trying to protect us. I get it.
I understand. God'll forgive
you. I forgive you.
You just can't do
shit like that.
Promise me that we're gonna
raise our baby to be good.
And not like us. I'm ashamed of
the things that we've done.
I promise baby.
Everything is gonna be okay.
We're gonna make it.
[SLOW TEMPO COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC]
[PHONE DIALING EFFECT]
REBECCA'S MOM:
Hola!?
Hey mom, it's me Becca.
Ay, mija, why haven't you called
me? I've been worried sick.
Mira, mama. Solo dispongo de un minuto.
(just needed a minute)
I just wanted to call and let
you know that I'm alright.
Mija,
I'm just worried about you.
Please, please come home.
Look, Mommy, Johnny and I
are going to Mexico.
We're going to start a family.
I can't tell you
a lot more than that but I
promise as soon as I get there,
I'll let you know more... okay?
Hijole mija Mexico.
Okay, please.
Please just be
careful and call me
when you get there.
I will. I promise.
Okay, mama.. I have to go.
But, I love you.
Bye, mi amor. I love you too.
Please be careful, don't forget
to call... I love you.
Te amo, mama.
(good bye)
Te amo.
[MELANCHOLY GUITAR MUSIC]
[MELANCHOLY GUITAR MUSIC]
Almost there. Another fifty
miles and we're home free.
Hmm, I'm happy for us.
My mom is a nervous wreck.
I have to call her as soon as we
get there. I hate putting her
through this. I love you.
I love you too, sexy.
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
So we know that if it's a boy
it'll be Johnny the third.
But, what are we going to
name it if it's a girl?
I don't know.
I'm not good with names.
Just pick something from the
Bible. It's always a safe bet.
Okay.
How about Abigail?
Oh God, anything but that,
Becca. Jesus! Abigail?
Sounds like an old lady.
[HARMONICA SOUNDS ENSUE]
How about Ana?
I have a tia named Ana.
Ana, alright. I
can live with that.
Ana it shall be. I'm
still hopin' for Trey though.
Trey? What is Trey? I thought it
was gonna be Johnny the third?
Yea... John... Trey means three.
It's a white thing I guess.
Well, whatever. It's gonna
be a boy. I can feel it.
[HARMONICA SOUNDS ENSUE]
BORDER PATROL AGENT:
US Citizen? Habla English?
THUG: No habla engles.
(I don't speak english)
Salir de coche, por favor.
(open the door please)
He's gotta a gun!
[LIGHT AND HAPPY
SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
Ahhh shit. What's this?
That doesn't look good.
Is that the border?
Naaa, it's one of them
check points.
[CRACK!]
What the fuck was that?
No! No, no, no, no, no.
No! What the fuck?
Jesus Christ. Becca. No, no, no.
You're gonna be okay.
You'll be fine. Oh shit.
HELP!
[SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC ENSUES]
You're gonna be okay.
Oh God. Oh God.
REBEC... Oh sweet... No, no, no,
no, no, no, no... God, no, no.
HELP!
Oh Father, what do I do? No, no,
no, no, no. Oh Becca, Ohhh shit,
Lord. Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I
need you more now than I've ever
have. Please Heavenly Father.
Save this woman that I love and
my unborn child. Please God,
please. Take me instead of them.
Please God, please
take me. Please.
Oh babe, babe. Babe,
you're bleeding.
You're safe. You're safe.
- No! Baby?
- Thank God, you're safe.
You and the baby are all that
matter... take care of the baby.
What happened? No!
God's calling me home.
Johnny? Hey baby. No, no! No!
[SYMPHONIC STRING MUSIC BEGINS]
Well folks, that's how I went
out. I made some mistakes.
Some big ones. God gave me the
power to help, to heal.
Sometimes I used it for the good
of the people and several times
I let my selfishness and
lack of faith get in the way.
The good father
had bigger plans for me.
So he's decided to
take me home.
Rebecca and the baby,
they'll be fine.
God granted me
one last miracle.
Life for my love and a
future for my unborn baby.
If you were wondering, an angel
just whispered in my ear...
it'll be a Trey after all.
Becca's gonna have a handful if
he turns out anything like me.
Hell, I'm not complaining,
all things considered...
the good and the bad,
I was truly a lucky man...
Adios!
IT TAKES MORE THAN WORDS
LAST NIGHT YOU WROTE ME UP
BUT YOUR VERSE MADE IT WORK
THEN YOU SEEMED
TO CALL MY BLUFF
CAN'T LIE TOO MANY
TEARS WERE SHED
PULL MY HAND, I LET IT DROWN
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
MISTAKES I'VE MADE
WOULD I HURT, I TOOK THE CAR
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
THEY SAY THEY SAY,
RISKIN' AINT EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO THE STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO THE STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
[GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES]
IM NOT MY PAST OR MY MISTAKES
HAD TO LEARN TO GE TO THIS PLACE
HIT THE BRAKES ON
THE MESS I'VE MADE
DIRTY ROOM, SMOKE UP IN FLAMES
HAZE FOLLOWED BY RESPITE
DEVILISH WAYS
HAUNTED ME AT NIGHT
WHETHER I'M THE ONE TO BLAME
CAUGHT UP IN MY OWN GAMES
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT TIME
I'M NOT SORRY YOU HAD
TO KNOW ME AT THAT POINT
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY, RISKIN'
AIN'T EASY, BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY,
RISKING AIN'T EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
THEY SAY, THEY SAY
RISKIN' AIN'T EASY
BUT IT IS FOR ME
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
LET'S FEEL ALRIGHT
YOU LIVE YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
AHH, FORGET,
LET'S FEEL ALRIGHT
YOU LIVE, YOU LEARN,
DETERMINE TO GO TO STRETCH
NO FEAR, NO DIVERSIONS,
OH YES, NO REGRETS
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
[MUSIC FADES TO PIANO
THEN SILENCE]
[UPBEAT GROOVY MUSIC BEGINS]