The Night Before Christmas in Wonderland (2024) Movie Script
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ST. NICK: 'Twas the
night before Christmas,
and all through the land,
not a creature was stirring.
Just a tiny... elf band.
Christmas Eve!
It's finally here!
The best and the busiest
night of the year.
Presents for everyone,
that is the goal.
It's time to get ready
to rock and roll!
Hey, can we go more upbeat?
It's the opening song!
Ah! That's more like
it! I can dance along!
They take the
presents off the shelf
Then they put it in the box
They wrap it up with
paper Put a bow upon the top
They put the
package on the belt
And the belt it moves along
Then they do it all again
until the goodies are all gone
They put the
boxes in the trolley
'Til there is
no room for more
Then they push
with all their might
Until the
trolley's by the door
They put the
package on the sleigh
Until the reindeer
They are gone
Then they fly
around the world
And we sing this little song
We get everything all ready
So we can keep it
smooth and steady
So every child
around the world
Will know it's Christmas Day!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We get everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
It's showtime!
Let's go, go, go!
They find the
places on the map
So the reindeer
they will know
Then they set the GPS
So they will know
which way to go
They put the
carrots in the bucket
And the bucket on the floor
So the reindeer
don't get hungry
And they won't
come back for more
Then they check
the sleigh is ready
S o that everything is fine
And they cover
it with glitter
And they polish
till it shines
Then they say a little
wish so that every single kid
Will have
everything they wanted
That was written
on their list
We get everything all ready
So we can keep it
smooth and steady
So every child
around the world
Will know it's Christmas Day!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We have everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
It's showtime!
Let's go, go, go!
They smile through the day
And they smile
through the night
'Cause they're
happy little workers
Standing side by side
They dance and they
jiggle and they spin around
As the children of the
world are all sleeping sound
They sprinkle on some magic
Throw some elfy kind of dust
And they do it all with
pride and with very little fuss
They work every minute
just to get things right
They are elves on a mission
on this Christmas night!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We have everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
- It's showtime!
- Showtime, showtime
Let's go, go, go!
Ah!
An oat milk latte!
With extra cream.
Ahhh.
That's us all set, then.
Hold on. Where's the team?
So, what are the bets?
What will happen this year?
- He'll get stuck in a chimney.
- Or lose a reindeer.
I say a breakdown.
He'll lose his way.
The presents could
fall out of the sleigh.
I'll go with a hat loss.
A rooftop fall.
Or Christmas might
not happen at all.
It's the SOS Alarm!
Save old St. Nick!
Oh.
One push does the trick.
Cup of tea, please, reindeer.
The alarm's for emergencies.
Not summoning us here.
Well, we haven't had a
problem since... ages ago.
It was last year, St. Nick.
Come on. Let's go.
Oh.
Ah... Ah...
Oh. Poor Robin.
I'm sorry I can't
come on the trip.
Well, you know you can't fly
with that dreadful nose drip.
We're ready!
Keep warm, stay home
and try to get better.
He gets the cold every year.
It's a last-minute letter.
Hmm. Well, this has come late.
Now, let's see.
I better read it.
"Dear St. Nick."
Yep, that's me.
"I'm writing this letter
to ask for a present."
Not a big frilly dress
or a gold-gilded pheasant.
I'd so like a pet,
I cannot deny.
A Mock Turtle, a Borogrove,
a Rocking-Horse Fly.
But my absolute favorite,
which would be a catch,
is the frumiously fun
and fast Bandersnatch!
I think I've been kind
and good this year.
So, please, can you
hurry and bring it here?
My home, Wonderland,
is a long way to go.
But you're my very last
hope. My mum said no.
"Love, The Princess of Hearts.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss."
A Bandersnatch, eh? What
an interesting wish.
I've heard about Bandersnatches.
- They're really scary.
- Oh.
They're huge and they're fierce.
And incredibly hairy.
"Turn over the
page for a Wonderland map."
Oh.
Well... we'll
need the Sat Nav for that.
Well, we've no time to go.
Uh-uh. No way.
We're too big for a rabbit hole.
And it takes ages by sleigh.
What are you doing?
We're making a plan.
To take a detour to Wonderland.
But we don't have the
time. It's too far away.
Every child needs a
gift on Christmas Day.
That's not in my contract.
I'm not going there.
I've heard Wonderland's mad.
This isn't fair.
And there's a bad queen!
I've read the book.
We could all lose our heads!
Let's have a look.
Wonderland.
"Wonder," that's with an "O."
No sign of an address.
But it can't be too far to go.
Ooh! Thank you so much.
Now, then, let's see.
"Detour to Wonderland.
Success probability:
Zero point zero,
zero, zero... one."
Doesn't seem too bad.
Might even be fun!
To the Princess's castle
we'll fly first tonight.
Set course to Wonderland,
reindeer, take flight!
Don't be silly, St. Nick.
St. Nick, are you mad?
Have you not heard of Alice?
The whole place is bad.
This Princess of
Hearts deserves a gift.
We'll be there in a
jiffy. It'll be swift.
We've so many chimneys
to visit tonight.
To be risking it all for
one girl is not right.
Oh, reindeer, you're
being overdramatic!
What could go wrong?
It will be... traumatic!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Hang on, St. Nick
The thought of goin'
just makes us sick
Oh.
It's terribly scary
and a little nightmary
With a queen who says
Off with their heads!
It's an awful idea
Not a place for
us eight reindeer
Dasher, Prancer, Dancer,
Blitzen, Cupid, Comet
Donder, Vixen
It would feel so much safer
Do us a favor
And don't make us go
Down that dark rabbit hole
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy
world in Wonderland
A rocking horse that can fly
A Cheshire Cat
who just grins
A Bandersnatch who can bite
You would be surprised
Who'd want to go there?
We don't want to know there
We don't mean to strop
But can we just
miss that stop?
The way they
talk there is silly
Chortle, frabjous and slithy
Boojum, gimble and mimsy
Makes us feel dizzy
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy
world in Wonderland
I got a letter from
the Princess asking
Is there something on
my sleigh for her tonight?
So we're going, reindeer
Let's stop chatting
And hold on tight
We're in the business
The business of Christmas
Wherever you are
we'll go the distance
'Cause it pays to be
kind so please keep in mind
Everybody's welcome
and no one's left behind
Deck the halls
with tinsel and love
Let the magic
do what it does
Tell someone you
care just because
I make the laws
'cause I'm Santa Claus
Everybody needs a
little Christmas cheer
There's something
in the atmosphere
Everybody needs a
little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland
We won't leave her
giftless at Christmas.
Let's go.
There's no changing his mind.
Let me hear you!
Ho, ho.
Back soon, Robin.
Cue sleigh sound!
Giddy-up, reindeer.
Up, up, off the ground.
Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer!
On, Prancer and Vixen.
Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder!
Fly, Comet and Blitzen!
Wonderland, here we come!
Ah... Ah... Ah...
The SOS Alarm!
Dropped in the snow!
I'd better catch up.
Go, Robin! Go!
Well, it looks like
today it's just you and me.
We've got tea for 200.
But just two for tea.
A forward roll, Mad Hatter?
Or some sumptuous jelly?
Mm. Looks delightful,
March Hare.
And so wonderfully smelly.
Mm.
What ingredients did
you put in that nibble?
Oh. Just a sprinkle of wobble
and a handful of wibble!
Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
I've brought a
Christmas surprise!
Some fun festive crackers,
and delicious mince pies!
Dodo, don't be silly!
You can't bring those here.
Hide them under the table,
in case the Queen's...
near.
Horrible! Horrible!
It's the worst time of year.
Mm.
Halt!
I smell something
festive round here.
Hmm.
Your Royal Scariness!
Come for some tea?
A dash of sugar? Lump of
milk? One, two or three?
Be quiet, you oik, or
I'll chop off your head.
My head. My head
comes in handy.
So of course, enough said.
March Hare, what's going on?
What's hidden down there?
March who? Not a clue.
Jam sandwich? Candied pear?
Hmm.
Tinsel!
All sparkly and bright!
So cheerful and garish!
It's just not right.
Ugh!
And don't get me started
on that terrible hat.
So unimaginative.
We just can't have that.
How many times do I have to say
there's to be no
celebrating Christmas Day?
Agh!
Oh.
Ho, ho, ho.
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy world
in Wonderland -
Huh.
Sleigh entering
Wonderland airspace.
Beware.
That was quicker than I
thought. We're nearly there.
There's some strange-looking
cumulus dead on the nose.
It looks fine, just a cloud.
If you say so.
Here goes.
And just as I thought,
there was nothing to fear.
Reindeer, where are you?
St. Nick, we're back here!
Huh?
Emergency! We're
going down fast!
Just some light turbulence.
I'm sure it won't last.
Didn't we tell you?
Wonderland's mad!
Phew!
That's more like it.
That wasn't so bad.
Huh?
Phew!
Phew!
Well, that was a ride.
It's left my head spinning.
I've got a horrible feeling
this is just the beginning.
A busy day for Queenie.
Lopping off heads.
And imprisoning peasants. Hmm.
It's time for my bed.
No more horrible glimpses
of baubles and pies,
and everything festive
that I despise.
I'll sleep straight
through tomorrow.
Miss the whole day.
All that Christmas cheer,
it's just so pass.
Right, first stop on the
trip, task number one.
Pick out the right pressie.
Hmm. This could be fun.
Well, that's definitely not it.
And this isn't right.
Come on, St. Nick. We
don't have all night!
Oh, thank you, Boots.
Boots? What a pleasant surprise!
A stowaway elf
along for the ride?
Reindeer, it's just Boots,
come to help old St. Nick.
That's just what we need.
An elf keeping things slick.
We'll get this delivered
and be on our way.
We have plenty more time
before Christmas Day.
Whoa!
Haha! Don't worry.
I've got this.
I'm not going. No way.
I chaperoned last year.
I'll do it. Okay.
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Whatever
happens, don't make a sound.
Tell that to the orchestra!
That's just background.
Hmm.
Great.
Cheer up, Prancer. It
could be much worse.
But, of course, reindeer first.
There's no stocking hung
by the chimney with care.
No tree draped with tinsel.
No treats by the stair.
No cookies, or milk.
Not one candy-cane stick.
Not even a carrot.
This must be a trick.
How clumsy of me.
Boots, any good at repairs?
That crash may have caused
a commotion upstairs.
Oh, what cheek. What nerve!
Who in wonder is that?
How dare he stand there
in that red bobble hat?
I can't believe it. St. Nick?
Ta-da!
It's you!
Oops. Caught us.
I just popped down your flue.
Hmm?
Let's keep this between
us. There's a reason I've come.
I'm here for the Princess.
You must be...
Uh... her mum?
That didn't go down well.
Was it
something I said?
Just back away slowly.
Off with their heads!
Just a tick. We can't leave.
We must find the Princess.
- Hahaha!
- Trust us to get into a mess.
- You know who that is?
- Someone who's very cross?
It's the bad Queen
of Wonderland.
The head-chopping boss.
Oh!
This can't be her bedroom.
It must be somewhere round here.
That bearded buffoon
and his mimsy reindeer.
All red rosy cheeks
and happy and jolly.
"Merry Christmas to you."
What an absolute wally.
Hmph! Hmm.
Oh.
What's
that little thing?
Shoo! Get away!
- Don't mind us!
- Coming through!
I think we're okay.
Haha!
Oh.
Do you think she's all right?
Well, she's out of the way.
Ah, she'll be fine.
Let's deliver the present
and get back to the sleigh.
The Princess's stocking.
Where could it be?
That looks about right.
Hmm.
Let's go and see.
Where on earth are we now?
I think...
it's a maze.
Ooh!
But we can walk out the door.
Whoa!
Let's try other ways.
Huh? Hmm.
Definitely not.
No maze rave for you.
Aww!
Babies love me.
Coochy, coochy, coo!
Agh!
Hurry up, Alice! Make
haste, make haste!
We've a tea party to get to.
There's no time to waste!
What was that noise?
I heard a sound!
Ow!
Probably these hedgehogs
all over the ground.
Oh!
Hmm.
"Eat me."
How curious. White Rabbit!
Wait!
The Mad Hatter will be waiting.
We're late! We're late!
Mmm.
Whoa!
Oh, what fun!
I've never been so tall.
And everything else has
never looked so small.
Guards!
Look inside the chimney
and under the bed.
When I find St. Nick,
it's off with his head!
Huh?
Behind every door
there's always a trick.
We must find the
Princess's bedroom
and quick!
Is it my imagination or is
this space getting smaller?
Uh-oh.
The hedges are moving
and growing taller.
Stuck in a maze! It's
like a bad dream.
Prancer! So dramatic. I'll
just call in the team.
Um...
The alarm was here.
Right in my pocket.
But it seems that
I might have...
Don't tell me.
accidentally forgot it.
The next
station is Farringdon.
Change for the Elizabeth Line
and national rail services.
That bobble-hatted oaf!
He can't outwit me!
Hmm?
Hmm?
What a clever little kitty cat.
Guards. This way.
Huh?
Hmph!
Just climb to the top, Boots.
Go get some help.
Ow! Your foot's on my nose.
Who let out that yelp?
Oh.
Santa!
What are you doing here?
Delivering a gift.
Who are you, my dear?
My name is Alice.
I've been here a while.
I crawled down a rabbit hole.
A rabbit hole? Ooh.
Not really my style.
What would you
like for Christmas?
Something exciting, no doubt?
Sorry to butt in, but
we need to get out.
Reindeer.
A bit touchy.
Hello. I'm still here.
I'll help you out.
- Thank you, my dear.
- Oh.
You're Alice from the book.
And you've still got your head!
We're saved, St. Nick!
She's the best
help we could get!
Oh. Well, my dear, the
Princess's bedroom,
where might it be?
Hmm. I haven't seen a
princess, but let me see.
I've met some friends.
They might know more.
They're having a tea party.
It's just through this door.
There we go, Mad Hatter.
Just how you like it.
How frabjous, March Hare.
I can't wait to try it.
Hmm.
Weak and insipid.
The most perfect of teas!
Thank you, Mad Hatter.
I used extra cheese.
By the way, why did the
Jabberwocky not eat the pie?
I've no idea, Mad Hatter.
Neither have I!
Hello, Mad Hatter.
Hello, March Hare.
I hope I'm not late.
Oops. Sorry down there.
Splendiferous! More guests!
So glad you could come.
- What is this?
- Where are we?
What's going on?
Oh, dear. Alice has been eating
the appleshrooms, I think.
March Hare, sort it out.
Help her to shrink.
- Bottoms up.
- Thank you.
Ah!
Well, now, I think it's
finally time for tea.
Come
join us, old beans!
It'll be fun. You'll see.
Whoa!
Hello and welcome to you
Make yourselves
right at home
Grab a cake and some tea
Don't mind if I do
Are you sure we have time?
Because there's
work to be done
- Perhaps a sandwich or two?
- Hoo hoo!
I sense a little tension
but just take it from me
All you need is
a nice cup of tea!
Things might appear
odd and strange
Where everything's
rearranged
It's perfectly clear
In my topsy
turvy world my dear
You might say it's up
It's down
You might think it's square
It's round!
You're never alone
In my topsy turvy
world right here
Let me introduce you
To all my friends
that are here
Have you met The March Hare?
He's as daft as a brush
I haven't stopped for a sec
Now I'm here, I'll stay put
But we're in a bit of a rush
Alice and Rabbit
say pull up a seat
Nobody wants you to leave
Now that I'm here I'll stay
Help yourself to
the beef souffle
Don't make yourself sick
In their topsy
turvy world St. Nick
You think that
it's blue, it's pink
This biscuit smells nice
No, it stinks!
Nothing's quite as it seems
In this topsy
turvy world I think
There's cake and there's jam
And there's
plates piled up high
But don't get too settled
for soon we must fly
Hoo hoo! Rest here a minute
Don't rush off just yet
Just one more treat
We've got time Don't fret
Things might appear
odd and strange
Where everything's
rearranged
It's perfectly clear
In our topsy
turvy world my dear
You might say it's up
It's down
You might think it's square
It's round
You're never alone
In this topsy turvy
world round here
Well, thank you for the tea.
But we really can't stay.
We've a gift to deliver,
before Christmas Day.
Fried tea leaves?
- You're joking?
- You're as mad as Aunt Fred.
You can't say that word here.
We'll all lose our heads.
Our queen really
hates Christmas.
It's her least favorite date.
So you'd better go quickly,
- before it's too late.
- Oh.
That foolish old man.
Falling into my maze.
You know, what with
this nightshift,
we should ask for a raise.
- Agh!
- Huh?
How dare he show up with
that smelly livestock
and that ghastly elf
and start running amok!
St. Nicky! I'll find you.
Now, where could he be?
Hmm.
Haha!
I bet you that bumbling
clown enjoys tea.
Haha!
Well, you're overreacting.
It'll all be okay.
Even Scrooge can't resist
my reindeer and sleigh.
- Everyone loves Christmas.
- Uh-huh!
That's just a fact.
The Queen!
The guards!
The Cheshire Cat. Hoo!
Tell me, Mad Hatter,
or I'll give you a clout.
Where are your guests?
Come on. Spit it out.
She's such a bully!
I'll give her a nip.
No, Prancer, relax. This
is just a small blip.
I'll make sure that no
one comes to grave harm.
I just need to turn on
the old St. Nick charm.
Your Majesty. How
lovely to see you again.
Off with his head!
Guards, surround them.
Huh?
Ooh!
The St. Nick charm, eh?
Well, I don't understand.
I don't think the Queen's
your number one fan.
- Hmm.
- You really can't do that.
That is St. Nick.
And who are you? I
suggest you leave, quick.
My name is Alice, and
you're being mean.
You've seen nothing
yet, sweetie.
I am the Queen.
Put them on trial.
Take everyone away.
Sharpen the guillotine.
This just isn't our day.
Oh! Oh! Is it a film?
Or a book?
Does it start with an "A"?
Is it three words or...
Crikey. Time's ticking away!
Something must have gone wrong.
He'd have pressed the alarm.
What if he's lost it
or come to some harm?
Right, come on then, team.
Let's go to their aid.
I was enjoying that game.
One final charade?
Follow me, gang, and
don't make a sound!
I hope there's no
Bandersnatches lurking around!
I'm considering a career change.
Give accounting a go.
Accounting? What's that?
It's less traveling
and more dough.
Where is everyone?
Look, a broken light.
Let's try upstairs.
Oh.
Something's not right.
Oh...
Oh. So many doors!
I think Prancer's been here.
I recognize her bite mark.
They must be quite near.
Remind me next week
to hand in me notice.
This tea's still warm. They
were here! Keep your focus.
I'm deadly focused.
I'm going to resign.
That alarm we got him
was a waste of time.
Well, this isn't good.
You shouldn't have come.
And you shouldn't
have called the Queen
- the Princess's mum.
- Huh.
Princess? What princess?
I'm not sure he's sane.
St. Nick, tell us more.
Please, do explain.
Well, it's not for the Queen
I've come all this way.
It's for the Princess.
I got her letter today.
The Princess?
This just got better!
It's all my fault. Oh,
the letter, the letter!
Huh?
It happened at Christmas
a long time ago.
I remember it well. It
had started to snow.
I was in a terrible
hurry. I was running late.
When the Princess
appeared and said...
White Rabbit, wait!
Here's a letter to St.
Nick for a present I want.
Can you post it for me
before the walruses grunt?
Please?
It was
the Christmas letter.
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
I had to pick up the pace.
Huh?
Huh.
But I ran straight
into a Caucus-race.
Oh.
Well, there were
no rules at all,
no loser or winner.
You just ran around madly
until it's time for dinner.
I got stuck in the middle
but eventually got out.
But the letter was gone.
I'd dropped it, no doubt.
The envelope was ruined.
All it said was St. Nick.
Agh!
And now I was late.
Oh, quick, quick, quick!
I posted it anyway,
thinking you'd come.
Because when it comes to
St. Nick, there is only one.
It's true. There is
only one of me.
But the postal service...
Not
what it used to be.
Only one delivery a day now.
The system's falling apart.
And the price of postage,
don't even start!
Well, from that day on,
things were never the same.
Hmm.
Because year after
year, you never came.
Oh.
With each passing year,
she got sadder and sadder.
Mm.
And the
things that she did
got badder and badder.
She melted the snowmen,
batted mince pies away.
Chopped down all the trees...
Deck the halls
With boughs of holly
Tra-la-la-la-la...
And
kept singers at bay.
She's banned presents and
tinsel, mistletoe and good cheer.
If you mention the "C"
word, you just disappear.
It's me that's to blame.
Oh, never mind!
Have some tarts!
So the sweet little
princess is now...
- The Queen of Hearts!
- The Queen of Hearts?
Ah.
Hmm.
Give it some oomph. I'm
supposed to be mean.
Mm!
Watch out, everyone.
Here comes the Queen.
Right. Let's not dilly
dally. It's time for my bed.
Huh?
Let's get to the verdict.
Off with his head!
We
haven't had the trial yet.
That comes first.
Ugh! Do we really have to?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
But do your worst.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
I'll try to be quick.
Citizens of Wonderland.
The court calls St. Nick.
Okay, okay, we're coming!
You don't need to push.
Would you like
some refreshments?
Oh, yes, please.
Everyone, shush!
Hmm.
St. Nick?
That's me, and...
I'd like to convey a heartfelt
apology for the dreadful...
Silence!
You are charged with
the following crimes.
Hmm.
Get on with it.
We don't have much time.
Trespassing.
On my grounds, no less.
Breaking and entering.
He made a huge mess.
Damage to property.
A lamp and roof tile.
And reindeer poop.
A steaming great pile!
Well, I apologize for
that, Your Majesty.
I do normally pick up.
What? Don't look at me.
But the very worst crimes,
that the jury must hear...
Are the 12 Crimes of Christmas
you commit every year!
The 12 Crimes of Christmas?
There's not such a thing!
Uh, here we go, everybody.
The Queen's going to sing.
These are the 12
Crimes of Christmas
Something we don't
often talk about
For it really is a
rather awful business
And it might be
something we can do without
All together now
Those awful
jumpers Auntie made you
That's quite tasteful.
Don't get me
started on the sprouts
I like Brussels sprouts.
The joke in crackers
that won't make you laugh
The constant
carols wear me out
The dreadful pressure
of finding the right gift
That someone will
return on Boxing Day
And then
there's mistletoe
And someone you must kiss
When you'd really
rather they would go away
Hmm.
There's the
relatives that you can't stand
So you drink and eat so
much that you don't care
The mess they leave
That only you
will have to clean
All the chaos has you
pulling out your hair
The children
that will never go to bed
'Cause they're
far too stimulated
They won't sleep!
The wrapping up of
every present you have bought
It takes forever and
it's never really neat!
There's the tree that
drops its needles everywhere
It's like a nightmare
that is never going to end
Then there's knowing
that however bad it gets
This time next year
we will do it all again
Those were the 12
Crimes of Christmas
Everything about
them makes me heave
Yes, those were the
12 Crimes of Christmas
And there's plenty more
that I've got up my sleeve!
No need for a jury.
It's my choice instead.
And I've decided...
Mm...
Mm...
- Guilty!
- Oh! Result!
Off with his head!
Huh?
Come along, then.
But, Your Majesty, please,
those aren't Christmas crimes.
The crime I committed was
to not reach you in time!
- Your Majesty, stop!
- Hmm?
This really isn't fair.
- Not you again, Annie.
- Alice.
Whatever. I don't really care.
But this is the letter
you wrote long ago.
St. Nick only just got it.
That's why he's been slow.
Hmm.
Well done, Alice.
It was actually me.
I delivered it late.
So it didn't get there
on the right date.
I know you've been sad
'cause St. Nick never came.
But it's not really his
fault. He's not to blame.
Let him go free to
save Christmas Day.
Off with all their heads!
Take them away!
You tried your best, Alice.
You've done all you can.
I'm sure the team are
hatching a mastermind plan.
Any sign of him?
Nope.
I'm at a loss.
Oh, there's someone coming.
Maybe they've seen the boss.
Have you seen a man
in a red suit around?
White beard,
slightly dazed look.
Makes a "ho, ho, ho" sound?
We
apologize for the delay
of Flight 762...
and flights to Wonderland, Botswana, Sydney and Peru.
Well, that's it, all over.
Finished, gone.
Christmas is canceled
for everyone.
No bright-colored boxes
to wake up and see.
No opening presents
sat round the tree.
There'll be sadness and
tears and tantrums, I fear.
There's nothing we can
do. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
I can't believe
that horrible St. Nick.
And that young upstart
Annes.
Just like me as a
girl. Ever so gallus.
That means a bit bold and
cheeky, just so you know.
Oh, I wrote this
letter so long ago.
That's the
end, little princess.
Just close your eyes tight.
And St. Nick will come
and visit you tonight.
I've left a carrot
for the reindeer
and St. Nick a nice treat.
You'll be first on his list.
You're always so sweet.
See you tomorrow. Night
night and sleep tight.
Night night, Papa. Don't
let the Jubjub birds bite.
I don't want
diamonds and sparkles
Fairytale castles
Sugar plum tutus
Dresses all fru fru
Ribbons and big bows
Sunshine and rainbows
Jigsaws and puzzles
Kisses and cuddles
I don't wanna be the
same as everybody else
So, I'm asking St. Nick
If there's something
ugly on his shelf
I want a Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
My own Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I
have a Bandersnatch?
I don't need
dollies and teddies
Ice cream and jelly
Tiaras and gold rings
Pointlessly pink things
Brushes and paint pots
Powder and lip gloss
Fluffy pajamas
would drive me bananas
I don't wanna be the
same as everybody else
So, I'm asking St. Nick
If there's something
ugly on his shelf
I want a Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
My own Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I
have a Bandersnatch?
I want furry paws
A tail that wags
He comes with sounds
Like snicker snack
Once he is mine
Won't give him back
He's frumious
wonderful, brillig-ly
My own Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I have
a Bandersnatch?
A Bandersnatch!
St. Nick might be late,
but he's finally here!
He must have my present
after all these years!
I want to go home.
I miss the grotto.
The Christmas sweepstake
seems like ages ago.
Oh, I'm sorry, reindeer.
You were right all along.
We should never have come here.
It's all gone really,
terribly, badly...
That didn't rhyme, St.
Nick. Is everything okay?
Oh, that poor little girl.
No visit from our...
big sliding thing
full of presents.
- Sleigh?
- Yes, that's it, I think.
But those weren't
crimes back there.
You said it yourself.
It's not your fault the
Queen's mad as an elf.
I blew it. That poor princess.
Alone every year.
Abandoned! Betrayed!
No Christmas fun.
St. Nick's lost the plot. He
can't rhyme, he can't scan.
Reindeer, he needs us.
And we need a new plan.
Boots, this is no time
for messing around.
Hang on there, Comet.
Boots, what have you found?
Look, there's a hole. We
could crawl right through.
But we'd never fit in.
Mm. That's very true.
There must be a way.
We just have to think.
Hey!
I know. We just need to shrink.
Yes we're free!
- Woo-hoo!
- Hooray!
We've presents to deliver
for Christmas Day.
- Oh!
- This is not going to work.
I'm stuck in first gear.
Change of plan, everyone.
We'll use Auto Reindeer.
What's the quickest
route out of Wonderland?
- The Rabbit Hole.
- Of course!
I'll lend you a hand.
Oh, I've been wanting to
give Auto Reindeer a try.
Rabbit
Hole. All set, let's fly.
Boots, there are spare presents
back there in the sack.
Go share them out, in
case we never come back.
Oh, I'm so
excited! A shiny new pet.
One I've always dreamed
of, always wanted to get.
I'm going to make sure
that it's royally fed.
I'll give it big cuddles.
It can sleep by my bed.
I could call it Britney or
Bimbam or Lady Butterspot.
Ooh! Ooh!
What about Bunnybooboo?
Hmm. Maybe not.
We're here!
Now, remember,
don't be a meanie.
Yoo-hoo, St. Nick. I'm back!
It's Queenie!
Oh. They've gone.
I could
crush a small elf!
Hmm?
Luckily, St. Nick just
can't help himself!
Ouch! My neck!
That wasn't
quite what I planned.
There it is! The Rabbit Hole,
our way out of Wonderland.
You go first.
Oh, thank you.
That's very kind.
Oh. That poor princess.
Let's unload the presents.
Can't leave them behind.
Help, reindeer!
I think I'm stuck.
Oops!
Those potions wear off.
Did we forget to say? Ooh!
And now here's the Queen.
- Oh! You're joking?
- No way!
Maybe we could sit on him.
- Sorry, St. Nick!
- A tad uncomfortable.
Grab a leg each. That
might do the trick.
Oh! There's only
one thing for it.
Form a line behind.
Excuse me, St. Nick.
I hope you don't mind.
Ow!
Agh!
Ooh!
St. Nick! How nice
to see you so soon.
Uh... It is?
What was that?
She's changed her tune.
I believe you have something
for me in that cloaky.
- I do?
- The present!
Oh, yes, okey-dokey.
This is very strange.
It was definitely here.
In this bottomless cape,
things just disappear.
Ah!
Here we go.
It's got a little bow, see?
A pressie, pour moi?
Oh, goody, goody.
Ooh.
Wha... Wha...
Typical! Everything's
coming unstuck.
Uh-oh. I
think it's time to duck.
What is this? I don't like it!
The Queen's getting mad.
I'm afraid that's what
happens if you've been... bad.
Hmm?
When you pick up a present,
if you haven't been nice,
it turns into coal.
Smokeless,
though, twice the price.
Well, change it back!
I don't want it!
She's
out of her mind!
Um...
Only you can do
that, by being kind.
K-kind? What a horrible word!
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
It's the first rule of
Christmas. It's easy to do.
I've been doing it for years.
Not Queenie, though.
Spread happiness and
joy to all that you see.
Don't worry. Let's help her.
Just come with me.
- Are you sure, Alice?
- She can be mean.
Everyone should enjoy Christmas.
Even the Queen.
If Alice is going,
I'm going with her.
Hmm.
I'll stay in the background.
You won't know I'm there.
And we're definitely coming,
aren't we, March Hare?
Oh, yes.
What's going on?
We'll all come and help you.
That's what kind people do.
Well, okay, then... Amy.
- Alice.
- Well done. Good for you.
Hmm.
But till I get my present,
- you have to stay.
- Ooh!
Guards, surround them!
Oh, and ticket the sleigh.
- See you soon.
- We'll be back in time for tea.
Oh! Lovely.
I don't suppose
anyone has a Plan B?
So, I couldn't go last
year. I had a sore knee.
And the year before that,
um... I fell out of a tree.
Ah... Ah...
Trust me, I've never
been kind at all.
You must have been once,
when you were small.
Oh, no, don't tell
me it's another song!
It'll be fun!
It won't. I won't sing along.
Outside it's snowing
So let's kick a snowman
The
firelight is glowing
I don't want to hold hands
Let's get excited
That's okay for
you but I'm bored
So bored
Let's wrap some presents
Let's lock up some peasants
Let's
put up some holly
I don't feel that jolly
What is your problem?
What are you asking me for?
What for?
I don't even like
the taste of turkey
Who cares? Have a nut roast
'Cause it's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
Spread joy all
over the world
Enough of this joy
'Cause it's nice to be nice
so let's hang up some lights
For every boy and girl
It's not gonna work!
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
I hear them singing
Pass me a bucket
I've no time for giving
Trust me, you'll love it
I'd rather ban it
No, you should
make love the law
For sure
Who has the time
for pulling crackers?
Why not? They
have the best jokes!
'Cause it's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
Spread joy all
over the world
Enough of this joy
'Cause it's nice to be nice
so let's hang up some lights
For every boy and girl
It's not gonna work!
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
If you don't mind
I'll give it a try
And I won't cut
off heads anymore
It's cool to be kind
'Cause at
Christmas you'll find
There's room for everyone
So strike up the band
'cause in this Wonderland
It's better to have fun
It's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
There'll be joy
all over the world
It's neat to be sweet
And there'll be a treat
For every boy and girl
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
Mm.
This is our chance to get away.
If we wait on the boss,
well, what can I say?
All right, Boots, your
big moment is here.
Hmm?
Well done, Boots! Good for you!
What on earth's going on? Whoa!
We're staging a coup.
Oh!
Come on!
Reindeer!
There'll be no Christmas
here. The Queen just won't have it.
But we can still save the day
for the rest of the planet!
Help, reindeer!
Ah!
Well, it looks like everyone
is having a ball.
So I've just one thing to say.
Merry Christmas to all!
Huh?
From now on, I'm going
to be kind and good.
Be as nice as a Wonderland
queen ever could!
Fantastic news!
An extraordinary affair.
Christmas in Wonderland
is back, I declare.
- A likely story!
- That was too fast.
- She must be bluffing.
- It won't last.
And finally, St.
Nick, what can I say?
I'm sorry I nearly
ruined Christmas Day.
Oh, don't mention it.
It's all in the past.
I'm sure you'd agree, team,
that we've had a blast.
- Uh...
- You can head off.
You're free to go.
To spread Christmas cheer.
Ho, ho, ho.
Well, that was quite
good. I'm very impressed.
Just a tiny bit louder.
Ho, ho... Ooh!
My dress.
This is your chance to
see how you've done.
If you've really been kind,
the coal will be gone.
In its place will be
something much better.
The Christmas wish you
wrote in your letter.
Thank you, St. Nick, but
it won't change, I know.
I've made a little progress,
but there's still far to go.
I promise I'll be thoughtful,
as kind as can be.
But keep that gift for one
more deserving than me.
Huh?
Huh?
Eh?
Oh.
Oh, great!
A Bandersnatch!
Well, I
never! She has changed!
I better eat my hat.
A Christmas miracle
is how I'd describe that.
He is so furry and fun!
And just look at that grin!
Come on, St. Nick.
Do you fancy a spin?
Oh, no!
So that's a Bandersnatch?
Aren't they meant to be savage?
Perhaps he's the friendly sort.
Less emotional baggage.
Baggage claim
is now open for Flight 834.
For any lost
luggage, go to the third floor.
Ho ho!
- Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
- Merry Christmas!
Merry
Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
Do you know what, St. Nick?
I'm glad we came here.
Let's add Wonderland to
the route for next year.
Oh, Prancer, it was quite an
ordeal that I put you through.
Where on earth would I be
without you in the crew?
Did I tell you, St. Nick?
You really suit red.
Ooh. Really? Well, thank
you. It has been said.
Right, come on, team.
We must hit the road.
We've a long night ahead
and all the gifts to unload.
I'd better go too.
Oh. Well, I'll
give you a lift.
We're stopping at your
house tonight with a gift!
Do you have to leave,
Alice? I'd love you to stay.
I have to get home
for Christmas Day.
Oh, this is too sad.
I'll not see you again.
Oh, you will.
New Year's Eve at half past ten.
Ooh! I'm having a tea party.
You're welcome to come.
Really? A party?
Oh! Thank you. What fun!
Huh?
Galloping baubles!
Robin?
St. Nick?
Robin!
What are you doing here?
I made a find.
I brought the alarm
you left behind.
The alarm! Thank you!
That's just what we need!
Well done, Robin.
You're a trusty steed.
Nice one, Robin! We're
going to need that.
- So glad you made it.
- You deserve a big pat!
Well, Robin, now you've
come all this way,
how would you like
to lead the sleigh?
Uh...
Oh?
- Uh...
- Oh!
Huh?
Yes!
Christmas is saved!
- Hooray!
- Merry Christmas!
It's cool to be kind
'Cause at
Christmas you'll find
There's room for everyone
So strike up the band
'cause in this Wonderland
It's better to have fun
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
It's the night before
Christmas, so adios, Wonderland.
- Merry Christmas, everybody.
- Handbrake released.
Robin, take command!
Yippee!
Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer!
On, Prancer and Vixen!
Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder!
Fly, Comet and Blitzen!
See you next year!
We're in the business
The business of Christmas
Wherever you are
we'll go the distance
'Cause it pays to be
kind so please keep in mind
Everybody's welcome
and no one's left behind
Deck the halls
with tinsel and love
Let the magic
do what it does
Tell someone you
care just because
I make the laws
'cause I'm Santa Claus
Everybody needs a
little Christmas cheer
There's something
in the atmosphere
Everybody needs a
little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland
Phew! It's over.
Another year done.
- Time to put our hooves up.
- Have some fun.
- No one won the sweepstake.
- We weren't even near.
Look on the bright side.
There's always next year.
- What is it?
- Who's that?
The ground is starting to shake.
It's Boots!
He put appleshrooms
in the Christmas cake!
Everybody
needs a little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland
ST. NICK: 'Twas the
night before Christmas,
and all through the land,
not a creature was stirring.
Just a tiny... elf band.
Christmas Eve!
It's finally here!
The best and the busiest
night of the year.
Presents for everyone,
that is the goal.
It's time to get ready
to rock and roll!
Hey, can we go more upbeat?
It's the opening song!
Ah! That's more like
it! I can dance along!
They take the
presents off the shelf
Then they put it in the box
They wrap it up with
paper Put a bow upon the top
They put the
package on the belt
And the belt it moves along
Then they do it all again
until the goodies are all gone
They put the
boxes in the trolley
'Til there is
no room for more
Then they push
with all their might
Until the
trolley's by the door
They put the
package on the sleigh
Until the reindeer
They are gone
Then they fly
around the world
And we sing this little song
We get everything all ready
So we can keep it
smooth and steady
So every child
around the world
Will know it's Christmas Day!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We get everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
It's showtime!
Let's go, go, go!
They find the
places on the map
So the reindeer
they will know
Then they set the GPS
So they will know
which way to go
They put the
carrots in the bucket
And the bucket on the floor
So the reindeer
don't get hungry
And they won't
come back for more
Then they check
the sleigh is ready
S o that everything is fine
And they cover
it with glitter
And they polish
till it shines
Then they say a little
wish so that every single kid
Will have
everything they wanted
That was written
on their list
We get everything all ready
So we can keep it
smooth and steady
So every child
around the world
Will know it's Christmas Day!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We have everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
It's showtime!
Let's go, go, go!
They smile through the day
And they smile
through the night
'Cause they're
happy little workers
Standing side by side
They dance and they
jiggle and they spin around
As the children of the
world are all sleeping sound
They sprinkle on some magic
Throw some elfy kind of dust
And they do it all with
pride and with very little fuss
They work every minute
just to get things right
They are elves on a mission
on this Christmas night!
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
We have everything in place
- It's showtime!
- Showtime!
So Christmas it
won't come too late
It's working as a
team with a ho, ho, ho!
All the little elves and
me through the sleet and snow
- It's showtime!
- Showtime, showtime
Let's go, go, go!
Ah!
An oat milk latte!
With extra cream.
Ahhh.
That's us all set, then.
Hold on. Where's the team?
So, what are the bets?
What will happen this year?
- He'll get stuck in a chimney.
- Or lose a reindeer.
I say a breakdown.
He'll lose his way.
The presents could
fall out of the sleigh.
I'll go with a hat loss.
A rooftop fall.
Or Christmas might
not happen at all.
It's the SOS Alarm!
Save old St. Nick!
Oh.
One push does the trick.
Cup of tea, please, reindeer.
The alarm's for emergencies.
Not summoning us here.
Well, we haven't had a
problem since... ages ago.
It was last year, St. Nick.
Come on. Let's go.
Oh.
Ah... Ah...
Oh. Poor Robin.
I'm sorry I can't
come on the trip.
Well, you know you can't fly
with that dreadful nose drip.
We're ready!
Keep warm, stay home
and try to get better.
He gets the cold every year.
It's a last-minute letter.
Hmm. Well, this has come late.
Now, let's see.
I better read it.
"Dear St. Nick."
Yep, that's me.
"I'm writing this letter
to ask for a present."
Not a big frilly dress
or a gold-gilded pheasant.
I'd so like a pet,
I cannot deny.
A Mock Turtle, a Borogrove,
a Rocking-Horse Fly.
But my absolute favorite,
which would be a catch,
is the frumiously fun
and fast Bandersnatch!
I think I've been kind
and good this year.
So, please, can you
hurry and bring it here?
My home, Wonderland,
is a long way to go.
But you're my very last
hope. My mum said no.
"Love, The Princess of Hearts.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss."
A Bandersnatch, eh? What
an interesting wish.
I've heard about Bandersnatches.
- They're really scary.
- Oh.
They're huge and they're fierce.
And incredibly hairy.
"Turn over the
page for a Wonderland map."
Oh.
Well... we'll
need the Sat Nav for that.
Well, we've no time to go.
Uh-uh. No way.
We're too big for a rabbit hole.
And it takes ages by sleigh.
What are you doing?
We're making a plan.
To take a detour to Wonderland.
But we don't have the
time. It's too far away.
Every child needs a
gift on Christmas Day.
That's not in my contract.
I'm not going there.
I've heard Wonderland's mad.
This isn't fair.
And there's a bad queen!
I've read the book.
We could all lose our heads!
Let's have a look.
Wonderland.
"Wonder," that's with an "O."
No sign of an address.
But it can't be too far to go.
Ooh! Thank you so much.
Now, then, let's see.
"Detour to Wonderland.
Success probability:
Zero point zero,
zero, zero... one."
Doesn't seem too bad.
Might even be fun!
To the Princess's castle
we'll fly first tonight.
Set course to Wonderland,
reindeer, take flight!
Don't be silly, St. Nick.
St. Nick, are you mad?
Have you not heard of Alice?
The whole place is bad.
This Princess of
Hearts deserves a gift.
We'll be there in a
jiffy. It'll be swift.
We've so many chimneys
to visit tonight.
To be risking it all for
one girl is not right.
Oh, reindeer, you're
being overdramatic!
What could go wrong?
It will be... traumatic!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Hang on, St. Nick
The thought of goin'
just makes us sick
Oh.
It's terribly scary
and a little nightmary
With a queen who says
Off with their heads!
It's an awful idea
Not a place for
us eight reindeer
Dasher, Prancer, Dancer,
Blitzen, Cupid, Comet
Donder, Vixen
It would feel so much safer
Do us a favor
And don't make us go
Down that dark rabbit hole
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy
world in Wonderland
A rocking horse that can fly
A Cheshire Cat
who just grins
A Bandersnatch who can bite
You would be surprised
Who'd want to go there?
We don't want to know there
We don't mean to strop
But can we just
miss that stop?
The way they
talk there is silly
Chortle, frabjous and slithy
Boojum, gimble and mimsy
Makes us feel dizzy
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy
world in Wonderland
I got a letter from
the Princess asking
Is there something on
my sleigh for her tonight?
So we're going, reindeer
Let's stop chatting
And hold on tight
We're in the business
The business of Christmas
Wherever you are
we'll go the distance
'Cause it pays to be
kind so please keep in mind
Everybody's welcome
and no one's left behind
Deck the halls
with tinsel and love
Let the magic
do what it does
Tell someone you
care just because
I make the laws
'cause I'm Santa Claus
Everybody needs a
little Christmas cheer
There's something
in the atmosphere
Everybody needs a
little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland
We won't leave her
giftless at Christmas.
Let's go.
There's no changing his mind.
Let me hear you!
Ho, ho.
Back soon, Robin.
Cue sleigh sound!
Giddy-up, reindeer.
Up, up, off the ground.
Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer!
On, Prancer and Vixen.
Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder!
Fly, Comet and Blitzen!
Wonderland, here we come!
Ah... Ah... Ah...
The SOS Alarm!
Dropped in the snow!
I'd better catch up.
Go, Robin! Go!
Well, it looks like
today it's just you and me.
We've got tea for 200.
But just two for tea.
A forward roll, Mad Hatter?
Or some sumptuous jelly?
Mm. Looks delightful,
March Hare.
And so wonderfully smelly.
Mm.
What ingredients did
you put in that nibble?
Oh. Just a sprinkle of wobble
and a handful of wibble!
Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
I've brought a
Christmas surprise!
Some fun festive crackers,
and delicious mince pies!
Dodo, don't be silly!
You can't bring those here.
Hide them under the table,
in case the Queen's...
near.
Horrible! Horrible!
It's the worst time of year.
Mm.
Halt!
I smell something
festive round here.
Hmm.
Your Royal Scariness!
Come for some tea?
A dash of sugar? Lump of
milk? One, two or three?
Be quiet, you oik, or
I'll chop off your head.
My head. My head
comes in handy.
So of course, enough said.
March Hare, what's going on?
What's hidden down there?
March who? Not a clue.
Jam sandwich? Candied pear?
Hmm.
Tinsel!
All sparkly and bright!
So cheerful and garish!
It's just not right.
Ugh!
And don't get me started
on that terrible hat.
So unimaginative.
We just can't have that.
How many times do I have to say
there's to be no
celebrating Christmas Day?
Agh!
Oh.
Ho, ho, ho.
Don't you know
that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all
mad in Wonderland
If you ever get there
then you'll understand
It's a topsy turvy world
in Wonderland -
Huh.
Sleigh entering
Wonderland airspace.
Beware.
That was quicker than I
thought. We're nearly there.
There's some strange-looking
cumulus dead on the nose.
It looks fine, just a cloud.
If you say so.
Here goes.
And just as I thought,
there was nothing to fear.
Reindeer, where are you?
St. Nick, we're back here!
Huh?
Emergency! We're
going down fast!
Just some light turbulence.
I'm sure it won't last.
Didn't we tell you?
Wonderland's mad!
Phew!
That's more like it.
That wasn't so bad.
Huh?
Phew!
Phew!
Well, that was a ride.
It's left my head spinning.
I've got a horrible feeling
this is just the beginning.
A busy day for Queenie.
Lopping off heads.
And imprisoning peasants. Hmm.
It's time for my bed.
No more horrible glimpses
of baubles and pies,
and everything festive
that I despise.
I'll sleep straight
through tomorrow.
Miss the whole day.
All that Christmas cheer,
it's just so pass.
Right, first stop on the
trip, task number one.
Pick out the right pressie.
Hmm. This could be fun.
Well, that's definitely not it.
And this isn't right.
Come on, St. Nick. We
don't have all night!
Oh, thank you, Boots.
Boots? What a pleasant surprise!
A stowaway elf
along for the ride?
Reindeer, it's just Boots,
come to help old St. Nick.
That's just what we need.
An elf keeping things slick.
We'll get this delivered
and be on our way.
We have plenty more time
before Christmas Day.
Whoa!
Haha! Don't worry.
I've got this.
I'm not going. No way.
I chaperoned last year.
I'll do it. Okay.
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Whatever
happens, don't make a sound.
Tell that to the orchestra!
That's just background.
Hmm.
Great.
Cheer up, Prancer. It
could be much worse.
But, of course, reindeer first.
There's no stocking hung
by the chimney with care.
No tree draped with tinsel.
No treats by the stair.
No cookies, or milk.
Not one candy-cane stick.
Not even a carrot.
This must be a trick.
How clumsy of me.
Boots, any good at repairs?
That crash may have caused
a commotion upstairs.
Oh, what cheek. What nerve!
Who in wonder is that?
How dare he stand there
in that red bobble hat?
I can't believe it. St. Nick?
Ta-da!
It's you!
Oops. Caught us.
I just popped down your flue.
Hmm?
Let's keep this between
us. There's a reason I've come.
I'm here for the Princess.
You must be...
Uh... her mum?
That didn't go down well.
Was it
something I said?
Just back away slowly.
Off with their heads!
Just a tick. We can't leave.
We must find the Princess.
- Hahaha!
- Trust us to get into a mess.
- You know who that is?
- Someone who's very cross?
It's the bad Queen
of Wonderland.
The head-chopping boss.
Oh!
This can't be her bedroom.
It must be somewhere round here.
That bearded buffoon
and his mimsy reindeer.
All red rosy cheeks
and happy and jolly.
"Merry Christmas to you."
What an absolute wally.
Hmph! Hmm.
Oh.
What's
that little thing?
Shoo! Get away!
- Don't mind us!
- Coming through!
I think we're okay.
Haha!
Oh.
Do you think she's all right?
Well, she's out of the way.
Ah, she'll be fine.
Let's deliver the present
and get back to the sleigh.
The Princess's stocking.
Where could it be?
That looks about right.
Hmm.
Let's go and see.
Where on earth are we now?
I think...
it's a maze.
Ooh!
But we can walk out the door.
Whoa!
Let's try other ways.
Huh? Hmm.
Definitely not.
No maze rave for you.
Aww!
Babies love me.
Coochy, coochy, coo!
Agh!
Hurry up, Alice! Make
haste, make haste!
We've a tea party to get to.
There's no time to waste!
What was that noise?
I heard a sound!
Ow!
Probably these hedgehogs
all over the ground.
Oh!
Hmm.
"Eat me."
How curious. White Rabbit!
Wait!
The Mad Hatter will be waiting.
We're late! We're late!
Mmm.
Whoa!
Oh, what fun!
I've never been so tall.
And everything else has
never looked so small.
Guards!
Look inside the chimney
and under the bed.
When I find St. Nick,
it's off with his head!
Huh?
Behind every door
there's always a trick.
We must find the
Princess's bedroom
and quick!
Is it my imagination or is
this space getting smaller?
Uh-oh.
The hedges are moving
and growing taller.
Stuck in a maze! It's
like a bad dream.
Prancer! So dramatic. I'll
just call in the team.
Um...
The alarm was here.
Right in my pocket.
But it seems that
I might have...
Don't tell me.
accidentally forgot it.
The next
station is Farringdon.
Change for the Elizabeth Line
and national rail services.
That bobble-hatted oaf!
He can't outwit me!
Hmm?
Hmm?
What a clever little kitty cat.
Guards. This way.
Huh?
Hmph!
Just climb to the top, Boots.
Go get some help.
Ow! Your foot's on my nose.
Who let out that yelp?
Oh.
Santa!
What are you doing here?
Delivering a gift.
Who are you, my dear?
My name is Alice.
I've been here a while.
I crawled down a rabbit hole.
A rabbit hole? Ooh.
Not really my style.
What would you
like for Christmas?
Something exciting, no doubt?
Sorry to butt in, but
we need to get out.
Reindeer.
A bit touchy.
Hello. I'm still here.
I'll help you out.
- Thank you, my dear.
- Oh.
You're Alice from the book.
And you've still got your head!
We're saved, St. Nick!
She's the best
help we could get!
Oh. Well, my dear, the
Princess's bedroom,
where might it be?
Hmm. I haven't seen a
princess, but let me see.
I've met some friends.
They might know more.
They're having a tea party.
It's just through this door.
There we go, Mad Hatter.
Just how you like it.
How frabjous, March Hare.
I can't wait to try it.
Hmm.
Weak and insipid.
The most perfect of teas!
Thank you, Mad Hatter.
I used extra cheese.
By the way, why did the
Jabberwocky not eat the pie?
I've no idea, Mad Hatter.
Neither have I!
Hello, Mad Hatter.
Hello, March Hare.
I hope I'm not late.
Oops. Sorry down there.
Splendiferous! More guests!
So glad you could come.
- What is this?
- Where are we?
What's going on?
Oh, dear. Alice has been eating
the appleshrooms, I think.
March Hare, sort it out.
Help her to shrink.
- Bottoms up.
- Thank you.
Ah!
Well, now, I think it's
finally time for tea.
Come
join us, old beans!
It'll be fun. You'll see.
Whoa!
Hello and welcome to you
Make yourselves
right at home
Grab a cake and some tea
Don't mind if I do
Are you sure we have time?
Because there's
work to be done
- Perhaps a sandwich or two?
- Hoo hoo!
I sense a little tension
but just take it from me
All you need is
a nice cup of tea!
Things might appear
odd and strange
Where everything's
rearranged
It's perfectly clear
In my topsy
turvy world my dear
You might say it's up
It's down
You might think it's square
It's round!
You're never alone
In my topsy turvy
world right here
Let me introduce you
To all my friends
that are here
Have you met The March Hare?
He's as daft as a brush
I haven't stopped for a sec
Now I'm here, I'll stay put
But we're in a bit of a rush
Alice and Rabbit
say pull up a seat
Nobody wants you to leave
Now that I'm here I'll stay
Help yourself to
the beef souffle
Don't make yourself sick
In their topsy
turvy world St. Nick
You think that
it's blue, it's pink
This biscuit smells nice
No, it stinks!
Nothing's quite as it seems
In this topsy
turvy world I think
There's cake and there's jam
And there's
plates piled up high
But don't get too settled
for soon we must fly
Hoo hoo! Rest here a minute
Don't rush off just yet
Just one more treat
We've got time Don't fret
Things might appear
odd and strange
Where everything's
rearranged
It's perfectly clear
In our topsy
turvy world my dear
You might say it's up
It's down
You might think it's square
It's round
You're never alone
In this topsy turvy
world round here
Well, thank you for the tea.
But we really can't stay.
We've a gift to deliver,
before Christmas Day.
Fried tea leaves?
- You're joking?
- You're as mad as Aunt Fred.
You can't say that word here.
We'll all lose our heads.
Our queen really
hates Christmas.
It's her least favorite date.
So you'd better go quickly,
- before it's too late.
- Oh.
That foolish old man.
Falling into my maze.
You know, what with
this nightshift,
we should ask for a raise.
- Agh!
- Huh?
How dare he show up with
that smelly livestock
and that ghastly elf
and start running amok!
St. Nicky! I'll find you.
Now, where could he be?
Hmm.
Haha!
I bet you that bumbling
clown enjoys tea.
Haha!
Well, you're overreacting.
It'll all be okay.
Even Scrooge can't resist
my reindeer and sleigh.
- Everyone loves Christmas.
- Uh-huh!
That's just a fact.
The Queen!
The guards!
The Cheshire Cat. Hoo!
Tell me, Mad Hatter,
or I'll give you a clout.
Where are your guests?
Come on. Spit it out.
She's such a bully!
I'll give her a nip.
No, Prancer, relax. This
is just a small blip.
I'll make sure that no
one comes to grave harm.
I just need to turn on
the old St. Nick charm.
Your Majesty. How
lovely to see you again.
Off with his head!
Guards, surround them.
Huh?
Ooh!
The St. Nick charm, eh?
Well, I don't understand.
I don't think the Queen's
your number one fan.
- Hmm.
- You really can't do that.
That is St. Nick.
And who are you? I
suggest you leave, quick.
My name is Alice, and
you're being mean.
You've seen nothing
yet, sweetie.
I am the Queen.
Put them on trial.
Take everyone away.
Sharpen the guillotine.
This just isn't our day.
Oh! Oh! Is it a film?
Or a book?
Does it start with an "A"?
Is it three words or...
Crikey. Time's ticking away!
Something must have gone wrong.
He'd have pressed the alarm.
What if he's lost it
or come to some harm?
Right, come on then, team.
Let's go to their aid.
I was enjoying that game.
One final charade?
Follow me, gang, and
don't make a sound!
I hope there's no
Bandersnatches lurking around!
I'm considering a career change.
Give accounting a go.
Accounting? What's that?
It's less traveling
and more dough.
Where is everyone?
Look, a broken light.
Let's try upstairs.
Oh.
Something's not right.
Oh...
Oh. So many doors!
I think Prancer's been here.
I recognize her bite mark.
They must be quite near.
Remind me next week
to hand in me notice.
This tea's still warm. They
were here! Keep your focus.
I'm deadly focused.
I'm going to resign.
That alarm we got him
was a waste of time.
Well, this isn't good.
You shouldn't have come.
And you shouldn't
have called the Queen
- the Princess's mum.
- Huh.
Princess? What princess?
I'm not sure he's sane.
St. Nick, tell us more.
Please, do explain.
Well, it's not for the Queen
I've come all this way.
It's for the Princess.
I got her letter today.
The Princess?
This just got better!
It's all my fault. Oh,
the letter, the letter!
Huh?
It happened at Christmas
a long time ago.
I remember it well. It
had started to snow.
I was in a terrible
hurry. I was running late.
When the Princess
appeared and said...
White Rabbit, wait!
Here's a letter to St.
Nick for a present I want.
Can you post it for me
before the walruses grunt?
Please?
It was
the Christmas letter.
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
I had to pick up the pace.
Huh?
Huh.
But I ran straight
into a Caucus-race.
Oh.
Well, there were
no rules at all,
no loser or winner.
You just ran around madly
until it's time for dinner.
I got stuck in the middle
but eventually got out.
But the letter was gone.
I'd dropped it, no doubt.
The envelope was ruined.
All it said was St. Nick.
Agh!
And now I was late.
Oh, quick, quick, quick!
I posted it anyway,
thinking you'd come.
Because when it comes to
St. Nick, there is only one.
It's true. There is
only one of me.
But the postal service...
Not
what it used to be.
Only one delivery a day now.
The system's falling apart.
And the price of postage,
don't even start!
Well, from that day on,
things were never the same.
Hmm.
Because year after
year, you never came.
Oh.
With each passing year,
she got sadder and sadder.
Mm.
And the
things that she did
got badder and badder.
She melted the snowmen,
batted mince pies away.
Chopped down all the trees...
Deck the halls
With boughs of holly
Tra-la-la-la-la...
And
kept singers at bay.
She's banned presents and
tinsel, mistletoe and good cheer.
If you mention the "C"
word, you just disappear.
It's me that's to blame.
Oh, never mind!
Have some tarts!
So the sweet little
princess is now...
- The Queen of Hearts!
- The Queen of Hearts?
Ah.
Hmm.
Give it some oomph. I'm
supposed to be mean.
Mm!
Watch out, everyone.
Here comes the Queen.
Right. Let's not dilly
dally. It's time for my bed.
Huh?
Let's get to the verdict.
Off with his head!
We
haven't had the trial yet.
That comes first.
Ugh! Do we really have to?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
But do your worst.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
I'll try to be quick.
Citizens of Wonderland.
The court calls St. Nick.
Okay, okay, we're coming!
You don't need to push.
Would you like
some refreshments?
Oh, yes, please.
Everyone, shush!
Hmm.
St. Nick?
That's me, and...
I'd like to convey a heartfelt
apology for the dreadful...
Silence!
You are charged with
the following crimes.
Hmm.
Get on with it.
We don't have much time.
Trespassing.
On my grounds, no less.
Breaking and entering.
He made a huge mess.
Damage to property.
A lamp and roof tile.
And reindeer poop.
A steaming great pile!
Well, I apologize for
that, Your Majesty.
I do normally pick up.
What? Don't look at me.
But the very worst crimes,
that the jury must hear...
Are the 12 Crimes of Christmas
you commit every year!
The 12 Crimes of Christmas?
There's not such a thing!
Uh, here we go, everybody.
The Queen's going to sing.
These are the 12
Crimes of Christmas
Something we don't
often talk about
For it really is a
rather awful business
And it might be
something we can do without
All together now
Those awful
jumpers Auntie made you
That's quite tasteful.
Don't get me
started on the sprouts
I like Brussels sprouts.
The joke in crackers
that won't make you laugh
The constant
carols wear me out
The dreadful pressure
of finding the right gift
That someone will
return on Boxing Day
And then
there's mistletoe
And someone you must kiss
When you'd really
rather they would go away
Hmm.
There's the
relatives that you can't stand
So you drink and eat so
much that you don't care
The mess they leave
That only you
will have to clean
All the chaos has you
pulling out your hair
The children
that will never go to bed
'Cause they're
far too stimulated
They won't sleep!
The wrapping up of
every present you have bought
It takes forever and
it's never really neat!
There's the tree that
drops its needles everywhere
It's like a nightmare
that is never going to end
Then there's knowing
that however bad it gets
This time next year
we will do it all again
Those were the 12
Crimes of Christmas
Everything about
them makes me heave
Yes, those were the
12 Crimes of Christmas
And there's plenty more
that I've got up my sleeve!
No need for a jury.
It's my choice instead.
And I've decided...
Mm...
Mm...
- Guilty!
- Oh! Result!
Off with his head!
Huh?
Come along, then.
But, Your Majesty, please,
those aren't Christmas crimes.
The crime I committed was
to not reach you in time!
- Your Majesty, stop!
- Hmm?
This really isn't fair.
- Not you again, Annie.
- Alice.
Whatever. I don't really care.
But this is the letter
you wrote long ago.
St. Nick only just got it.
That's why he's been slow.
Hmm.
Well done, Alice.
It was actually me.
I delivered it late.
So it didn't get there
on the right date.
I know you've been sad
'cause St. Nick never came.
But it's not really his
fault. He's not to blame.
Let him go free to
save Christmas Day.
Off with all their heads!
Take them away!
You tried your best, Alice.
You've done all you can.
I'm sure the team are
hatching a mastermind plan.
Any sign of him?
Nope.
I'm at a loss.
Oh, there's someone coming.
Maybe they've seen the boss.
Have you seen a man
in a red suit around?
White beard,
slightly dazed look.
Makes a "ho, ho, ho" sound?
We
apologize for the delay
of Flight 762...
and flights to Wonderland, Botswana, Sydney and Peru.
Well, that's it, all over.
Finished, gone.
Christmas is canceled
for everyone.
No bright-colored boxes
to wake up and see.
No opening presents
sat round the tree.
There'll be sadness and
tears and tantrums, I fear.
There's nothing we can
do. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
I can't believe
that horrible St. Nick.
And that young upstart
Annes.
Just like me as a
girl. Ever so gallus.
That means a bit bold and
cheeky, just so you know.
Oh, I wrote this
letter so long ago.
That's the
end, little princess.
Just close your eyes tight.
And St. Nick will come
and visit you tonight.
I've left a carrot
for the reindeer
and St. Nick a nice treat.
You'll be first on his list.
You're always so sweet.
See you tomorrow. Night
night and sleep tight.
Night night, Papa. Don't
let the Jubjub birds bite.
I don't want
diamonds and sparkles
Fairytale castles
Sugar plum tutus
Dresses all fru fru
Ribbons and big bows
Sunshine and rainbows
Jigsaws and puzzles
Kisses and cuddles
I don't wanna be the
same as everybody else
So, I'm asking St. Nick
If there's something
ugly on his shelf
I want a Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
My own Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I
have a Bandersnatch?
I don't need
dollies and teddies
Ice cream and jelly
Tiaras and gold rings
Pointlessly pink things
Brushes and paint pots
Powder and lip gloss
Fluffy pajamas
would drive me bananas
I don't wanna be the
same as everybody else
So, I'm asking St. Nick
If there's something
ugly on his shelf
I want a Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
My own Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I
have a Bandersnatch?
I want furry paws
A tail that wags
He comes with sounds
Like snicker snack
Once he is mine
Won't give him back
He's frumious
wonderful, brillig-ly
My own Bandersnatch
Big and boisterous and hairy
Bandersnatch
So I can tickle its belly
Give me a creature
so I won't be bored
Won't be stuck in a
palace on my own anymore
Please, can I have
a Bandersnatch?
A Bandersnatch!
St. Nick might be late,
but he's finally here!
He must have my present
after all these years!
I want to go home.
I miss the grotto.
The Christmas sweepstake
seems like ages ago.
Oh, I'm sorry, reindeer.
You were right all along.
We should never have come here.
It's all gone really,
terribly, badly...
That didn't rhyme, St.
Nick. Is everything okay?
Oh, that poor little girl.
No visit from our...
big sliding thing
full of presents.
- Sleigh?
- Yes, that's it, I think.
But those weren't
crimes back there.
You said it yourself.
It's not your fault the
Queen's mad as an elf.
I blew it. That poor princess.
Alone every year.
Abandoned! Betrayed!
No Christmas fun.
St. Nick's lost the plot. He
can't rhyme, he can't scan.
Reindeer, he needs us.
And we need a new plan.
Boots, this is no time
for messing around.
Hang on there, Comet.
Boots, what have you found?
Look, there's a hole. We
could crawl right through.
But we'd never fit in.
Mm. That's very true.
There must be a way.
We just have to think.
Hey!
I know. We just need to shrink.
Yes we're free!
- Woo-hoo!
- Hooray!
We've presents to deliver
for Christmas Day.
- Oh!
- This is not going to work.
I'm stuck in first gear.
Change of plan, everyone.
We'll use Auto Reindeer.
What's the quickest
route out of Wonderland?
- The Rabbit Hole.
- Of course!
I'll lend you a hand.
Oh, I've been wanting to
give Auto Reindeer a try.
Rabbit
Hole. All set, let's fly.
Boots, there are spare presents
back there in the sack.
Go share them out, in
case we never come back.
Oh, I'm so
excited! A shiny new pet.
One I've always dreamed
of, always wanted to get.
I'm going to make sure
that it's royally fed.
I'll give it big cuddles.
It can sleep by my bed.
I could call it Britney or
Bimbam or Lady Butterspot.
Ooh! Ooh!
What about Bunnybooboo?
Hmm. Maybe not.
We're here!
Now, remember,
don't be a meanie.
Yoo-hoo, St. Nick. I'm back!
It's Queenie!
Oh. They've gone.
I could
crush a small elf!
Hmm?
Luckily, St. Nick just
can't help himself!
Ouch! My neck!
That wasn't
quite what I planned.
There it is! The Rabbit Hole,
our way out of Wonderland.
You go first.
Oh, thank you.
That's very kind.
Oh. That poor princess.
Let's unload the presents.
Can't leave them behind.
Help, reindeer!
I think I'm stuck.
Oops!
Those potions wear off.
Did we forget to say? Ooh!
And now here's the Queen.
- Oh! You're joking?
- No way!
Maybe we could sit on him.
- Sorry, St. Nick!
- A tad uncomfortable.
Grab a leg each. That
might do the trick.
Oh! There's only
one thing for it.
Form a line behind.
Excuse me, St. Nick.
I hope you don't mind.
Ow!
Agh!
Ooh!
St. Nick! How nice
to see you so soon.
Uh... It is?
What was that?
She's changed her tune.
I believe you have something
for me in that cloaky.
- I do?
- The present!
Oh, yes, okey-dokey.
This is very strange.
It was definitely here.
In this bottomless cape,
things just disappear.
Ah!
Here we go.
It's got a little bow, see?
A pressie, pour moi?
Oh, goody, goody.
Ooh.
Wha... Wha...
Typical! Everything's
coming unstuck.
Uh-oh. I
think it's time to duck.
What is this? I don't like it!
The Queen's getting mad.
I'm afraid that's what
happens if you've been... bad.
Hmm?
When you pick up a present,
if you haven't been nice,
it turns into coal.
Smokeless,
though, twice the price.
Well, change it back!
I don't want it!
She's
out of her mind!
Um...
Only you can do
that, by being kind.
K-kind? What a horrible word!
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
It's the first rule of
Christmas. It's easy to do.
I've been doing it for years.
Not Queenie, though.
Spread happiness and
joy to all that you see.
Don't worry. Let's help her.
Just come with me.
- Are you sure, Alice?
- She can be mean.
Everyone should enjoy Christmas.
Even the Queen.
If Alice is going,
I'm going with her.
Hmm.
I'll stay in the background.
You won't know I'm there.
And we're definitely coming,
aren't we, March Hare?
Oh, yes.
What's going on?
We'll all come and help you.
That's what kind people do.
Well, okay, then... Amy.
- Alice.
- Well done. Good for you.
Hmm.
But till I get my present,
- you have to stay.
- Ooh!
Guards, surround them!
Oh, and ticket the sleigh.
- See you soon.
- We'll be back in time for tea.
Oh! Lovely.
I don't suppose
anyone has a Plan B?
So, I couldn't go last
year. I had a sore knee.
And the year before that,
um... I fell out of a tree.
Ah... Ah...
Trust me, I've never
been kind at all.
You must have been once,
when you were small.
Oh, no, don't tell
me it's another song!
It'll be fun!
It won't. I won't sing along.
Outside it's snowing
So let's kick a snowman
The
firelight is glowing
I don't want to hold hands
Let's get excited
That's okay for
you but I'm bored
So bored
Let's wrap some presents
Let's lock up some peasants
Let's
put up some holly
I don't feel that jolly
What is your problem?
What are you asking me for?
What for?
I don't even like
the taste of turkey
Who cares? Have a nut roast
'Cause it's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
Spread joy all
over the world
Enough of this joy
'Cause it's nice to be nice
so let's hang up some lights
For every boy and girl
It's not gonna work!
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
I hear them singing
Pass me a bucket
I've no time for giving
Trust me, you'll love it
I'd rather ban it
No, you should
make love the law
For sure
Who has the time
for pulling crackers?
Why not? They
have the best jokes!
'Cause it's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
Spread joy all
over the world
Enough of this joy
'Cause it's nice to be nice
so let's hang up some lights
For every boy and girl
It's not gonna work!
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
If you don't mind
I'll give it a try
And I won't cut
off heads anymore
It's cool to be kind
'Cause at
Christmas you'll find
There's room for everyone
So strike up the band
'cause in this Wonderland
It's better to have fun
It's cool to be
kind at Christmas time
There'll be joy
all over the world
It's neat to be sweet
And there'll be a treat
For every boy and girl
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
Mm.
This is our chance to get away.
If we wait on the boss,
well, what can I say?
All right, Boots, your
big moment is here.
Hmm?
Well done, Boots! Good for you!
What on earth's going on? Whoa!
We're staging a coup.
Oh!
Come on!
Reindeer!
There'll be no Christmas
here. The Queen just won't have it.
But we can still save the day
for the rest of the planet!
Help, reindeer!
Ah!
Well, it looks like everyone
is having a ball.
So I've just one thing to say.
Merry Christmas to all!
Huh?
From now on, I'm going
to be kind and good.
Be as nice as a Wonderland
queen ever could!
Fantastic news!
An extraordinary affair.
Christmas in Wonderland
is back, I declare.
- A likely story!
- That was too fast.
- She must be bluffing.
- It won't last.
And finally, St.
Nick, what can I say?
I'm sorry I nearly
ruined Christmas Day.
Oh, don't mention it.
It's all in the past.
I'm sure you'd agree, team,
that we've had a blast.
- Uh...
- You can head off.
You're free to go.
To spread Christmas cheer.
Ho, ho, ho.
Well, that was quite
good. I'm very impressed.
Just a tiny bit louder.
Ho, ho... Ooh!
My dress.
This is your chance to
see how you've done.
If you've really been kind,
the coal will be gone.
In its place will be
something much better.
The Christmas wish you
wrote in your letter.
Thank you, St. Nick, but
it won't change, I know.
I've made a little progress,
but there's still far to go.
I promise I'll be thoughtful,
as kind as can be.
But keep that gift for one
more deserving than me.
Huh?
Huh?
Eh?
Oh.
Oh, great!
A Bandersnatch!
Well, I
never! She has changed!
I better eat my hat.
A Christmas miracle
is how I'd describe that.
He is so furry and fun!
And just look at that grin!
Come on, St. Nick.
Do you fancy a spin?
Oh, no!
So that's a Bandersnatch?
Aren't they meant to be savage?
Perhaps he's the friendly sort.
Less emotional baggage.
Baggage claim
is now open for Flight 834.
For any lost
luggage, go to the third floor.
Ho ho!
- Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
- Merry Christmas!
Merry
Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
Do you know what, St. Nick?
I'm glad we came here.
Let's add Wonderland to
the route for next year.
Oh, Prancer, it was quite an
ordeal that I put you through.
Where on earth would I be
without you in the crew?
Did I tell you, St. Nick?
You really suit red.
Ooh. Really? Well, thank
you. It has been said.
Right, come on, team.
We must hit the road.
We've a long night ahead
and all the gifts to unload.
I'd better go too.
Oh. Well, I'll
give you a lift.
We're stopping at your
house tonight with a gift!
Do you have to leave,
Alice? I'd love you to stay.
I have to get home
for Christmas Day.
Oh, this is too sad.
I'll not see you again.
Oh, you will.
New Year's Eve at half past ten.
Ooh! I'm having a tea party.
You're welcome to come.
Really? A party?
Oh! Thank you. What fun!
Huh?
Galloping baubles!
Robin?
St. Nick?
Robin!
What are you doing here?
I made a find.
I brought the alarm
you left behind.
The alarm! Thank you!
That's just what we need!
Well done, Robin.
You're a trusty steed.
Nice one, Robin! We're
going to need that.
- So glad you made it.
- You deserve a big pat!
Well, Robin, now you've
come all this way,
how would you like
to lead the sleigh?
Uh...
Oh?
- Uh...
- Oh!
Huh?
Yes!
Christmas is saved!
- Hooray!
- Merry Christmas!
It's cool to be kind
'Cause at
Christmas you'll find
There's room for everyone
So strike up the band
'cause in this Wonderland
It's better to have fun
Remember to smile
like you did as a child
After all it's
Christmas time
It's cool to be kind
It's the night before
Christmas, so adios, Wonderland.
- Merry Christmas, everybody.
- Handbrake released.
Robin, take command!
Yippee!
Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer!
On, Prancer and Vixen!
Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder!
Fly, Comet and Blitzen!
See you next year!
We're in the business
The business of Christmas
Wherever you are
we'll go the distance
'Cause it pays to be
kind so please keep in mind
Everybody's welcome
and no one's left behind
Deck the halls
with tinsel and love
Let the magic
do what it does
Tell someone you
care just because
I make the laws
'cause I'm Santa Claus
Everybody needs a
little Christmas cheer
There's something
in the atmosphere
Everybody needs a
little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland
Phew! It's over.
Another year done.
- Time to put our hooves up.
- Have some fun.
- No one won the sweepstake.
- We weren't even near.
Look on the bright side.
There's always next year.
- What is it?
- Who's that?
The ground is starting to shake.
It's Boots!
He put appleshrooms
in the Christmas cake!
Everybody
needs a little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle
bells to Wonderland