The Order of Things (2022) Movie Script
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-Brother
-That's crazy, man.
That's so crazy.
Bro, please I need a refill. Help me.
-Guy, what's this?
-Please. Thank you.
Please, for me too. Thank you.
So, as I was saying
Balling at 22
-A house at 25
-I feel you.
You guys think I'm joking?
-Why? Not at all.
-I have it all planned out. Just watch me.
You think I'm joking?
I get you. Why not?
-Why not?
-You guys just think I'm joking.
I'm for real.
Bro, what's up with your brother?
Is he always like this?
C'mon. You mean from all
these beautiful ladies at the party,
he decides to play with a PlayStation.
-C'mon.
-Can we just ignore him?
-It's actually embarrassing but--
-Just leave him and
let's do our own stuff.
He is not disturbing you.
Plus Wishboy, that is not
a PlayStation. That is a Game Boy.
Anyway
I literally don't even know him.
I don't know who invited him to my party.
Who invites these randoms
to your party, anyway?
I don't know.
Like he's literally just
playing a game at my party,
and killing the vibe.
I have an idea.
Hi!
Me?
No, the character you're playing
with in your game. Of course you.
What's your name?
My name is Demilade.
-I'm Amanda.
-Amanda. Yeah.
Everyone knows who you are, so
So how come you've never said hi?
Girls like you don't usually
talk to guys like me, so
-Really?
-Yeah.
Well
I saw you from across the room and
you just looked so cute
playing your little game and
I just had to come over and talk to you.
So, is this like your favorite game?
Uh no, it's Uncharted.
It's like Tomb Raider but like
I kind of like this one better.
I know Tomb Raider.
That's Angelina Jolie, right?
That's the movie but not the game.
She has really nice lips.
I mean, people are always saying
that my lips are as nice as hers.
Do you agree?
Yeah. They're very nice.
So, would you say very kissable?
Would you like to kiss them?
Go on, then.
Kiss me.
My friend, are you mad?!
This "Game Boy," you have some nerve.
You're trying to kiss my girl?
She asked me to.
Asked you to what?
You must be crazy, okay.
You want to kiss, right?
You want to kiss, right?
You want to kiss.
Kiss.
You want to kiss? You will kiss today.
You're going to kiss today.
Game boy.
Oh my Gosh!
Hello, Demi.
-Has it come out yet?
-It's almost sold out.
Just one copy left on the shelf.
Mummy!
Mummy!
What happened?
This man took the last disc.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Madam, you don't understand.
I've been waiting
for this game for a year.
So has my son.
He's a game tester and
we have been to eight different shops
looking for this game.
Madam, I hear you but
from the look of things,
it would be hard
for me to give the game up for your son.
Can you even hear yourself speak?
At your age, you're here
struggling with a 13-year old?
You have no shame.
I'm so sorry about all this, ma.
Sir, please give the boy the disc.
But
I'll have to insist you give
the young man the disc.
Here you go.
Thank you, Amaka.
Please, put it on our tab.
-Okay, ma.
-Yele, let's go.
I noticed you hadn't come in,
and the games were selling really fast.
So I pulled one off the shelf for you.
Oh my God. Thank you.
What's so special about this game?
I'm developing my own game
and there's a new mechanic
in this that will help me
find the missing piece.
Wow, nice.
Alright, pay this way.
Six packs of orange juice, please.
Okay.
It was so hilarious.
All I remember saying was just "hey."
I mean, he fell flat on the floor.
-Are you serious?
-I promise you.
It was so hilarious.
If I was there, I would laugh.
Like, laugh throughout.
Do you want some more wine?
No. Are you trying
to get me drunk? I'm okay.
I mean, you just had one glass.
And?
Or could it be that
you're intoxicated by my presence?
I love it but no.
I'm not.
Plus you know I'm light headed.
Yeah I know.
What?
No, it's nothing. It's just
Just that I really like you.
The look in your eyes.
And I really like the sound of your voice.
When you laugh, when you talk
I was thinking,
and it'd be really nice if,
I wake up every morning
and go to sleep every night
hearing the sound of your voice
seeing your beautiful smile
and looking into your beautiful eyes.
In essence, what I was trying to say is
What I'm trying to say is--
-I am off the market.
-Congratulations, girl.
I am off the market!
I apologise.
This.
Is that a yes?
Kneel down.
Would you marry me?
Ask me one more time.
-Sophia.
-Yes?
Would you marry me?
-One more time.
-Sophia, would you marry me?
Yes baby, I will marry you!
I can't wait. My mum will be so happy.
I'm sure.
You cannot get married.
-Ah.
-Mama.
Listen, Mummy.
I do not understand.
Am I mincing words or something?
I said I'm getting married to Sophia.
You're supposed
to be excited. I don't get it.
And I said what I said.
You cannot marry yet.
You cannot get married.
At least not now.
You know what, I think there
is a misunderstanding somewhere.
I was only informing you, not
necessarily asking for your permission.
I have proposed to her already.
We've agreed
we're getting married this year.
Informing me, right?
Yes, Mama.
Ah, God.
Hope these children
won't bring shame to this family.
Mama, what is bringing shame
into this right now?
I thought you liked Sophia. You always--
Oh yes, I like her.
But, it's not your turn.
"It's not my turn."
What does that even,what does that mean?
You have to wait for your older brother
to get married first.
-For Demi?
-Dammit.
-Okay, fire!
-Fire!
-Mark. Left side.
-Left side.
Come on. Demi is not
even seeing anyone right now.
Even if he starts
the dating process, that thing takes time.
And Demi is nowhere near
nowhere near ready.
You still have to wait for him.
Mama, don't be like that.
-Is it this same Demi we're talking about?
-Guy, I guess you need help.
You didn't see that coming, did you?
Hope you do realise
that I whooped your ass.
Calm down. Just take the beating.
Take it.
What is this rubbish?
What?
Bro, we need to talk.
I'll call you right back.
Tunde, what's up?
Go back inside
and put something on, my friend.
Don't you know that you're a grown man?
Henceforth, do not ever come out
of your room
without being properly dressed.
Mama, do you see what I'm saying?
He's still going
to get married before you.
No, Mama. That--
That is the order of things.
What am I supposed to do now ?
Like, Mum
Prodigal son has finally returned.
C'mon bro, don't be like that.
You know the nature of my job.
Mr. I've-Scheduled-My-Whole-Life.
"I've scheduled my whole life."
Listen Sophia said yes
and we want to get married.
So what am I supposed
to be? Your best man?
You see, Mama is not endorsing.
I don't get. Why?
She said it's not my turn.
Turn?
She's joking, please.
What do you mean, she's joking.
Have you forgotten who your mother is?
No. If you want
to get married, get married.
Or she doesn't want to have grandchildren?
And that's the thing.
Apparently, you have to set the pace.
That's the order of things.
Remember Mama has always been like that.
Remember when I wanted
to sit down in front
and I was like, "Mum,
I'm sitting down in front today."
And she's like, "No.
Your older brother is sitting in front,
because he's older than you.
And that is the way things are done."
Don't stress it, bro. It's fine.
Let's go.
Or the other time when
we wanted to take a family
portrait and I was sitting
on the right and she pinched me
to go to the left because my
elder brother has to be on the right.
"Because that is the way things are done."
I was so confused.
Or when I wanted to take an apple first
and all of a sudden,
she just spanked me. She was like, bam!
And said,
"Oh, your brother has to pick first
because that is the order of things."
Bro, I've been suffering
this thing from time.
Damn, you're screwed, bro.
Bro, listen
Can you at least consider finding a wife?
Maybe if it's even to help me out.
You don't understand. Look at me.
Who wants to get married to me?
It's not like I have the kind
of money that can attract women.
Bro, all my life
All my life I've been
there for you and this
one time that I need you
to do something for me,
you're still making
a joke out of it. C'mon.
Listen, bro
I'm sorry.
I can't help you.
Hey, husband.
What's going on?
She said no.
Whatwhat do you mean?
You said she was going to be excited.
Yeah I know. That's what I thought.
Okay, what exactly did she say?
I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
Calm down and tell me
exactly what she said.
She said
She said something about
waiting for Demi to get
married first because he's older and
that's the way things are supposed to go.
Wait, what?
So what, are you supposed
to just be a bachelor for how many years?
How long are you supposed to wait?
I wonder.
Babe, you and I know that
Demi is not even
on God's marriage register.
Babe, did you tell anyone yet?
Are you kidding?
Everybody knows.
It's all over social media.
Thanks to those girls.
What are we going to do?
Babe, you know what?
Let's just calm down and
I'm going to trust that it's your mum.
It's your family. You know how
to get her to come around, right?
You know what? I'm just
I'm just going to take this off.
You don't have to do that.
Guys, chill.
I'm just working on the game mechanics.
Trust me, it's going to be dope.
What's wrong?
I haven't figured out the submission yet.
And the deadline is tomorrow.
I might as well give up.
I'm not good enough.
You're my big brother.
You will always be good enough.
I don't know coding but I'm here
with you till you figure it out.
Demi.
-You can do it.
-Thank you.
As a leader in the family,
you are good enough.
Thank you, Tunde. Thank you, Mummy.
You're welcome, my dear.
To the champion!
The best coder in the world.
Counting down
Five, four, three, two,
one, and you're live.
Alright, welcome back.
It's still the Good Morning Naija Show.
And yes, right now we have a special
guest that wants to speak with us.
Demilade Adeshola.
Bro, how're you feeling?
Wow, it's good to have you. So, tell us,
how do you feel to be
one of the most celebrated
game developers in the world?
Ah, it's an awesome experience.
Our video games
are distributed around the world.
I can honestly say
it's the most fulfilling feeling ever.
And the fact that you have
no wife or kids to inherit
all of your legacy doesn't bother you?
No, not at all.
My brother, Tunde
and his family will inherit my legacy.
Well, that would have been possible
if you had let your brother get married
and start his own family.
Demilade, you're a mess.
Demilade, your life is boring.
No wife, no kids,
you will die a lonely man.
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
No!
No!
Hello, Demi.
-Hey, man. What's up?
-Hey.
Hey, Tunde.
You're here today?
It must be Christmas.
Look Mr. Pato, they want
to kill me with work in that office.
It's not easy. Youngest ED.
Right.
So, how is your mother?
Great. She liked the
peppered snail you sent.
Nice one.
Alright Tunde, I will send your wine over.
Ah, thanks P.
Meanwhile, let me leave
the two of you to enjoy yourselves.
If you need any other thing, just signal.
-For sure.
-Okay?
Thank you, Pato.
Tunde, how does Sophia feel
about Mum's decision?
I'm not going to lie,
she's not taking it lightly.
You know I admire you a lot.
You set a timeline for yourself
since you were younger.
If I remember correctly,
you always wanted to get married at 30.
Here you are now, about to get married.
Well, it's not looking
like that is going to happen.
It is.
Don't call off the engagement.
I'll help you get married.
And how exactly
are you planning on doing that?
By getting married.
Be serious.
Tunde, you've always been here for me.
Your life cannot be on hold because
I haven't recovered from a broken heart.
I'm not just doing this for you.
I'm doing it for myself, Mama and Sophia.
This man deserves not to die a lonely man.
Wait, you know what? Never mind.
Are you really serious?
Because if you're serious then
I guess
we need to get you married.
Where do we start?
So you're a gamer, right?
Now the key to being a good gamer is
you have to be able to identify your prey.
Right?
So let's
Now, let's
Let's start with her.
No way.
What's the problem? She's not cute enough?
Cute?
She's hot.
Okay So, what's the problem?
The problem is that girls like that
don't look at guys like me.
-Ah. You're a gamer, right?
-Yeah.
Go and play the game.
Remember, confidence.
Screw it, you have
He has pepper on his head.
What?
My mum has cancer.
I'm sorry.
And she wants me
to get married before she dies.
And, why are you telling me?
Will you marry me?
It'll really mean a lot to her.
You don't even know me.
No. But you're hot,
and you have nice breasts.
Just like Triss Merigold from The Witcher.
The video game. You know her?
Who doesn't know Triss Merigold
from The Witcher? I mean she's,
you know, a popular
video game character and--
I have nice breasts, right?
Cancer.
Really?
Bro, I was trying to play a sympathy card.
Using our mother. You know what?
I can't believe
that I just sat here and witnessed that.
I don't exactly have a golden tongue.
Golden?
Alright. Like silver.
But who doesn't know
Triss Merigold from The Witcher?
Bro It's nothing close to silver.
Nothing close to bronze.
More like brass.
The truth is I never know
what to say to girls.
Whenever they look at me
with those killer eyes, I think
Is my hair okay? Does my shirt look nice?
Do I smell okay?
Look, while you were in there
making a fool of yourself,
I managed to stumble upon this.
I don't do hook ups.
Not like you have a choice.
Please can you wipe this pepper off
off your head, because I'm about
to go mad just looking at it just now.
-Oh.
-It's still there.
No wonder she ran away.
It's still there.
Aw, fuck.
Okay. Um, take care of yourself, Tayo.
And best of luck with Timothy.
Alright.
Howdy.
Hi.
Gentlemen!
It's okay. Don't be scared.
Today is the first day
of the best days of your life.
You can't stand out here and find love.
So, gentlemen come in.
Come in.
"Howdy." Really?
He can't be serious.
Bro, don't judge a book by it's cover.
Let's go in.
So that we can
Okay.
Shall we begin?
Can you please take off that hat?
Yes. it's a bit weird.
It's okay.
No problem.
So
What is your case?
No, actually um
We are looking for a wife.
We don't do that here.
Bigamy is against the law.
And our service permits
only one spouse
-for a person.
-Right.
No actually, what I meant was
I have a wife, or a fiance
hopefully, if this works out.
We're looking for a wife
for my big brother here.
Really?
Well
We do a premium dating plan.
But what I cannot guarantee
is that
if you skip the process,
I cannot give you a wife.
Yes, I understand that the dating
is also a very important process.
But, the thing is
We need a wife more
than we need a date for him.
Duly noted.
But I will advise you keep an open mind.
And expect the worst.
Trust me, 97 percent
of our clients are married now.
And we give discount on wedding planning.
Single female, 27, highly religious,
seeking male 25 to 35?
That's it?
You meet the criteria, I assume?
That's me and
about 50 million guys in Lagos.
But what those other men don't have
is that card that only I can provide.
Okay, um
can we see some of
the girls in your catalogue please?
See,
our system
relies on compatibility
over appearance.
And if you're actually trying to choose
somebody to spend
the rest of your life with,
I think
you should go beyond physical looks.
Okay.
I will
make you
Fill this.
And I will hook you up.
Do I fill it or do I give him.
-Oh, sorry.
-No, it's fine.
You, fill this form.
And I will hook you up
with some nice ladies
that match your search pool.
Okay. Um bro, I guess
it's time to suave you up.
What?!
Do I have to use gaming terms
to explain everything to you, bro?
Turn off.
He's wearing it again.
So basically, it's like a first-person
shooter game like Call Of Duty.
But then it's based on African mythology.
So there are different gods
and basically one of the gods are,
maybe like Sango in Yoruba
And there's also like, in Egyptian
mythology like, sort of like Rameses
But then, the thing is that like,
different people can play in--
Oh wait, just hold my waist.
Yeah.
-So you see--
-Just do it, quickly.
So you sort of have like,
different gods like Sango.
So, as you're playing like,
one time like, you can
connect with other different players
and like, have conversations.
But then it's also like,
varied. And a basic--
Ah, what's going on here?
What is happening here?
What's all this?
Who are you with? Who is this?
-Oh. There you are.
-Yeah.
My baby here now owns all of this.
My baby, meet my ex.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, is that jealousy I see in your eyes?
Well, I'm sure you will not go out
with this dirty thing.
Okay? Do you get me?
Yes. You know,
think about it. You can't imagine
yourself living here without me, right?
Well I guess I'm stuck with you then.
-Bye, loser.
-I'm sure you know that.
Yes, sweetheart.
Look at you, wow.
Ah! Spend my money.
Emeka!
My name is Demilade.
-Who is Emeka?
-Jesus Christ!
Are you even joking, like..
finally we meet again.
What are you talking about?
You are a very pathetic
and heartless person.
You are the worst I have ever met.
And I can't believe you
did that to me because
till today I can't even get over it.
You're wicked and you're heart--
I am Demilade, not Emeka.
Mister Wakili.
Can I ask you a question?
Okay.
Is this how you eat in real life?
As in, normally?
Is this how you really eat? Right?
You are eating like a dog.
Do you have a dog
at home or you are the dog?
I blame myself.
I should have asked
for your botanical name.
I didn't know "dog" was your surname.
Ah, Jesus!
They might have told you before
but let me tell you again.
You are eating like a dog.
Ah, sorry. You are actually a dog. Sir!
Honestly, I'm just looking
for something open.
I mean, nothing too serious.
I want something serious.
My darling, I'm married.
Sorry.
I'm just looking for something open.
-I mean nothing too serious.
-Are we going to get along?
-the most I've ever met.
-you see?
It was a great date tonight.
I don't usually meet
a lot of nice girls in Lagos.
-Really? Why?
-Yeah.
Oh, they are just so crazy, you know?
Really?
Wow.
So
how did your night go?
You said you liked it?
Yeah. Oh wow. This is really fast.
I love my men loyal.
Ah. Okay.
You are more of a German shepherd like me.
-I am?
-Yes.
Oh, wow. Um--
I love my men
very loyal and faithful to me.
-Are you?
-I guess so.
You guess so?
Or you're more of a pit bull?
Excuse me?
Are you more of a pitbull?
Excuse me?
-Bark for me, baby.
-What?!
Bark for me.
I'm sorry. Um, I have
Bark! Bark!
-There's something--
-Kneel.
-Okay.
-Kneel.
Just one second. Um--
Kneel for me. Bark, call my name!
-What's wrong with you?
-Okay, okay.
What are you working with?
Okay, I'm doing whatever you wanna do.
Kneel and bark. Call my name.
What's wrong with you?
I thought you were feeling me.
-I am feeling you.
-Are you?
-Just one second, I'll be right back.
-Where are you running to?
I'll be right back.
Raven?
Yes.
Oh thank you.
Red. My second favorite color.
-What's your favorite?
-Black.
-I see.
-Please.
Come in.
Sit with me.
Do you believe in immortality?
-You mean like not dying?
-Yes.
Can't say I do 'cause I know
a lot of people who've died.
Death is all about perception, you know.
So is love and immortality.
-I've been told I'm not too perceptive.
-Well, you know I can
-change that.
-Oh.
Yes. I can open your eyes to a
-whole new perception of higher ecstasy.
-Oh.
Let me see your hand.
Perfect.
Jesus!
Men are always scared
of what they don't understand.
Henceforth, you will attract
only godly women.
Amen.
Witches will never see you again.
-Amen.
-Vampires will not come your way.
-Blood of Jesus.
-They cannot do anything to you.
In the mighty name of Jesus I have prayed.
-Amen!
-Amen.
Amen.
Thank you, Mama.
You're welcome.
Mr. Scaredy-Cat,
-can we go now?
-Go in peace.
You will meet a very lovely lady.
Yes, Mama.
Er, Sophia.
Yes, Mama.
I beg you to be patient.
You see, in this family,
we respect tradition.
You know I love you.
I love you too, Mummy.
-But we just have to follow the right--
-The right order of things.
Bye, bye.
Please let me go and change first.
I'll come and join you.
Sophie, take care of the boys.
Yes, Mummy.
-God bless you, my dear.
-I'm on a call.
-My roomie is upstairs.
-Okay, baby.
-I'll see you.
-Alright.
I don't like this place.
Hold on. It's just getting started now.
I'm not feeling it.
Do you want to go somewhere else?
I will go and wait outside.
No, wait by the bar. Let me get her.
What can I get you, sir?
Orange juice, please.
I'm sorry, sir.
We don't sell orange juice here.
But I can get you something very nice.
Cocktail?
Uh, mocktail. No alcohol.
Coming right up.
Are you trying to kill me?
This is not for you, sir.
I'm sorry.
I actually like it hot.
What was that? Scotch bonnet pepper juice?
No.
It's a Bloody Mary with lots of vodka and
chilli pepper.
Don't I know you?
No, but
we have met earlier this week.
I'm Tayo.
Dream Dates.
Howdy?
-Howdy?
-I'm Demi.
Yeah. Nice to meet you again.
You look different.
Are you on a date?
Well, I put in a lot
more effort to look good.
Nice.
Well, I'll give you an E for the effort.
Thank you.
So what happened to your date, Tim?
You remember his name?
Well, it's hard to kind of miss
out Larry's words to a beautiful lady.
To be honest,
it's not going so well.
Really? What's wrong?
He went to the restroom
about 45 minutes ago
Leaving me to believe that he is
either having explosive diarrhoea
or he has fallen into the toilet.
Or maybe he simply bailed out on me.
I love your sense of humour.
Can I get you a drink?
Okay.
Bartender, another round of this
throat-killer for the beautiful lady.
So I was standing in
the game shop with the latest
version of the last Call Of Duty.
Then this rich kid walks in
with his mother and points to my game,
and says he wants that one.
I obviously
wasn't going to let him have it.
So we started struggling until the
shop girl came to diffuse the situation.
I probably would have done the same thing.
So wait, you are not judging me for that?
Usually when I tell the story,
many people look at me
like I'm some insensitive man-bully.
What's there to judge?
We all have that one thing
that we will die fighting for.
Oh.
And what is that for you?
Love.
I hope your date is okay.
Tim is gone.
Thought you said he went to the toilet.
Maybe that is his way
of leaving without saying goodbye.
Well, his loss.
They don't abandon
a beautiful lady like you.
So
what kind of girls do they abandon?
Well
No girl deserves to be abandoned.
No human deserves to be treated badly.
Are you alright?
Well, I've had my share.
She treated me badly at a house party.
It was as if that house party
was made to humilate me.
I honestly thought she was interested in
hearing about me and my video games.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be talking about video games
with a girl like you,
if I could stand a chance.
It's alright.
I play games too.
C-O-D, especially.
My neighbor Kelechi, he's a game tester.
He grew my love for games.
So asides from
getting embarrassed by a woman,
what else do you do?
I'm a video game developer.
I'm currently working on this new RPG game
based on African mythology in history.
Wow, that's interesting.
So I'm guessing this
game of yours is about
Sango and Queen Amina, right?
-Yeah.
-I'd like to play that.
I'll love to show it to you too.
So
what do you do?
I'm a data analyst.
Funny enough
I am currently looking into
current game trends in Africa.
There's a lot going on in that space,
especially with the Metaverse, you know.
That's amazing.
-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I'll be right back, okay?
Oh, baby.
That's something.
Skinny chick.
She's a skinny chick.
There's something there.
Wow, see who we have here.
You don't want to mock me, do you?
Calm down now.
See, I can see you're having a great time.
After you've explored all
the sweetest girls in my catalogue.
You need to find another job
because you suck at matchmaking.
Come off it.
I'm a love expert.
Perhaps, you don't know what
you are seeking for in a woman.
I know exactly what I want.
You know what you want?
Okay, aren't you supposed
to be on a date with Raven?
That date, just like every
other date lasted two minutes.
And I believe you know why.
Two minutes?
That's too hasty.
Not when she tried to bite me.
Bite you?
Wow, that's freaky.
No! That's scary.
You don't understand.
This isn't one of those things
women do to chase men away.
She was out for my blood.
Wow!
Wow!
That's my kind of girl.
But trust me, I
I am not expecting her
to do that. Not after
she described herself as highly spiritual.
Well, if you take into account that
she dresses like a Goth and her name
is like a bird, then
you will understand how spiritual she is.
Easy.
Don't touch me!
You need to be more specific about the
kind of people
you introduce to your clients.
Collect more details
and maybe verify them first
before trying to hook them up.
Okay, fine.
Noted.
I'm sorry.
I apologise for the unsucessful match.
Okay?
I will make it up to you.
I will make it up to you.
Okay, so um
How about you come to the office tomorrow
while I arrange some
interesting options for you.
Don't bother.
I can survive without your services.
No, Demi. Demi!
Let me fix this for you.
Let me fix it.
Raven!
Babe! Babe!
The way you move around
Hey, Demi!
Where have you been?
I've been looking for you.
We wanted to introduce you to
-someone.
-Yeah.
Maria, meet Demi my brother.
Demi, Maria.
Hey, Demi.
Sophia has told me so much about you.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Wait, where were you?
I've been looking for you all day.
I've been here.
All by yourself?
No I was talking to a girl at the bar.
That's very interesting.
A nice lady?
Yeah, she was here a minute ago.
What now, she didn't ditch me,
she just left without saying goodbye.
Technically,
that is another word for ditched.
But anyways, I'm here
to make up for your loss.
Come, baby. Come give me a hug.
I heard you wanted to go somewhere else.
Sure.
Shall we?
Okay.
Come.
Right, baby girl?
Later.
Wait.
What is going on here?
Nothing.
I mean, okay, Maria said she's been seeing
Demi around and
she wanted me to do an introduction.
Come on! It doesn't happen like that.
A girl like that
can never be loving up on a guy like this
on a normal day.
-What is really going on?
-Wow, Tunde.
Can't you be happy for your brother?
He's found a girl that likes him
and I mean,
she's going to take him off the market.
Okay.
I mean a guy like you
can have a babe like me. Why--
-What do you mean by that.
-I mean that--
Please let's go.
-A guy like me? I'm a spec.
-Yes. Who are
Are you alright?
Um, yeah.
'Cause you're not saying anything.
Well, I don't have much to say.
Anything is better than silence.
Okay.
Well
Since Sophia said stuff about me,
what did she say?
She said you were a nice guy.
Is that all?
She said a couple of other things
but you know, girl code
so I can't disclose.
I see.
You know, I know a lot more
than you are telling me.
-Ow!
-Oh.
That doesn't look good.
No, it doesn't.
Well, I can break the other pair
and we can make a matching set.
Okay, now your fashion
sense is questionable.
These are new Louboutins
I just got yesterday.
Does it look like I know about fashion?
I'm just trying
to make light of this situation.
It's fine. Now I can't
go out with you. I just have to go home.
I apologise for being insensitive.
It's fine.
Never mind. Apology accepted.
Give me your phone.
Okay.
So talk later?
Sure.
Okay, that's him.
Okay.
-Its good
-Bye.
Oops!
-Bye.
-Bye.
Oh my God. Ow.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Drinking bubble tea.
So you ditched me for bubble tea?
I'd rather have ice cream or orange juice.
Just so you know diabetes is real.
Besides I didn't ditch you. You did.
I came back and after
two minutes you were gone.
I went to the restroom
and by the time
I came back, you were with another lady.
Come on. She's no one.
Look.
I'm sorry I left in the first place.
But I saw Larry and I wanted
to give him a piece of my mind
for trying to hook me up
with horrible dates.
Larry?
Yeah. He was going on and about
trying to hook me up with someone,
but I told him not to bother.
I already met someone cool tonight.
Someone.
Who?
She's sitting pretty in front of me.
Listen, Tayo.
I really liked talking to you tonight and
I want to get to know you more.
I'm sorry, Demi.
It's just that
my bad past dates have made me
expect the worst from men.
Come on. I'm not like other guys, and
we are not exactly on a date.
I know, right.
Let's make it proper.
Truth is done.
I dare you to kiss Demi.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, you already
know that, what we've been talking about.
This game is basically
a first-person shooter
based on African mythological histroy.
There are different levels
to it and people can connect.
You've got your Rameses,
Sango, different people within the game.
And I think it's going to be great
and you are going to love it.
Alright. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Just sitting down
and spending time with you
has brought back some stuff that
I didn't think I will be capable of.
You are the first guy
I have ever felt genuinely
and totally comfortable around.
I feel the same way too
when I'm spending time with you.
Let's take things easy
and see where it goes.
Okay.
So, would you like to have dinner
at my mum's next weekend?
Oh.
You
want me
to meet your mum?
Absolutely.
It's just that nobody
has ever asked me that.
Well, I'm asking you now.
Will you?
It will be my pleasure.
Awesome.
So, what's the deal
with your friend Maria.
Maria, there's no deal.
What do you mean there's no deal?
Your friend Maria
that we know that only likes rich
handsome men,
is all of a sudden falling for my brother.
There's something off with that.
Babe, there's nothing off.
Maybe she's just, uh
done with rich and handsome men
and now she probably wants commitment.
She wants something serious.
-Yeah, but--
-Babes, no but please.
At least be happy.
We're getting Demi a wife.
Okay.
Can I ask for a favor, babe?
-What?
-Please.
Say you will promise to do it.
What is it?
Can you please flush the toilet twice?
How many times do I flush normally?
-Once.
-It's not even that bad.
Oh, I am trying to stay alive.
Go away.
Ooh! Goodbye.
Robby Joe!
You're rocking it. I like that.
My guy. How are you?
Demi.
All the excitement is unmistakable.
I mean you can't hide it.
Why are you so happy
like a child who has some sugar rush?
You have found a woman.
I've not just found a woman,
I've found my missing rib.
I knew it.
She's beautiful, smart, wise.
She's the perfect match for me.
She's also helping me
with my investment pitch
for this game I'm developing.
She makes me feel so alive again.
So happy for you, son.
And I'm sure your mum must be glad too.
Oh no, I haven't told her.
But why?
You should.
Pato, is that a new watch?
That looks amazing.
Jesus! You scared me.
Have you found a wife?
Isn't that why you have been
going out often these days?
Now, sit.
I want to talk to you.
Mummy, I met a girl at the club.
God forbid.
A club is not a nice place
to look for a wife.
Says who?
How do you think Tunde and Sophia met?
Okay.
This nice girl you met at a club
does she think that you're a nice man too?
I think so.
You think so?
So
Ask her to marry you.
Mama, not so fast.
I have to get to know her
before I ask her to marry me.
How many times have you met her?
-A few times.
-That is enough to make a decision.
See
my meeting with
your father was an arrangement
made by my parents.
Because they thought I needed to get
married before my younger sister could.
And
meeting your father Boy!
It was love at first sight.
No way.
Yes.
We just spoke for a few hours
and he asked me to marry him.
Just like that?
Just like that.
Mama, how come you've never
told me this story before?
Because there has not been
an opportunity to tell it.
See, my son
if you really like this girl,
and you're sure that she likes you too
marry her.
By the way, I asked her
to come over for dinner this weekend.
I hope that's okay by you.
Finally!
Finally!
Mama.
Is that a new watch?
I've never seen it before.
Just bring her home quickly, okay?
Bring her home,
before you destroy yourself with sugar.
Yeah?
Goodnight.
Demi, what are you doing?
Uh, nothing. What's up?
You have been cleaning this house
like a mad man. What's the concept?
No concept.
Bro, relax. Okay?
The house is clean already, thanks
to this your recently developed OCD.
I'm just nervous.
But I thought you said this
particular girl doesn't make you nervous.
She doesn't.
I'm just anticipating her arrival.
You had better relax.
How long are we going
to be calling her 'this girl'?
What's her name?
One time,
we'll say "her," one time we'll say "she"
Oops!
Looks like it's time to finally meet her.
Just relax and open the door. Go.
-What do you want?
-Demi, um
See, I'm here to set things right.
Okay, um..
Trust me and I'm ready to give you
a perfect date experience.
See
Obviously, I know
you were not pleased with
the previous matches
but I'll make it up to you.
Trust me.
You can make it up to me
by staying out of my life.
No, I can't do that.
No, I can't do that until
I fufill my purpose in your life.
See at Dream Date,
our customer satisfaction
is our first priority.
Trust me, I'll make it up to you.
And then, look, you're one
of the two male clients that I have.
Wait, what happened to that 97 percent
success rate you were talking about?
May God not take
your joy away. It's all branding.
See Look, I
Trust me, I need you
to help me do this work.
Let me do this work so that
I can have more male clients.
Your services are far from
providing customer satisfaction.
Wait.
Take things easy.
Okay. How about I satisfy you with
Hello, handsome.
Jesus Christ!
What are you doing in my house?
I asked her over.
For what?
To fix the relationship.
Get her out of my house.
You can see how
she miraculously appeared here.
Miracle, indeed.
The back door was open.
I just walked right in.
Get her out. Now.
Mama!
Mama!
What is it? What's going on?
She is the vampire.
She is a very nice lady.
And then she is here
to help you solve your problem.
Help me?
I will be your wife, Demi.
Wait, what?
Yes. I've already spoken to
the highest circle leader in our realm.
He's agreed to marry us.
By the great river
of love. And once married
we will share a love beyond eternity.
You?
Share love with me by biting me?
I'm afraid
it's a necessity and a requirement to bind
our souls as one.
God forbid. I'm not interested.
Wait.
Did I
Did I hear her say
that she'll be your wife?
Yeah.
Then that means all
our problems are solved like--
Our problems?
Okay, sorry. Bad joke.
Listen Tunde,
I'm going outside for fresh air.
Come with me.
Great.
I'll leave them to you.
Okay.
Let's just
come in, wait for him.
Because it's pretty hot out here.
No, you heard what he said.
You guys need to leave.
Blood of Jesus.
Wow.
Hey, babe.
What's going on?
I thought I heard Demi shouting.
No, nothing. It's just
a little misunderstanding.
-Oh, okay.
-Where is he now?
He went to the store. He'll probably
be back before his date comes by.
What
Will you stop that thing!
I'm coming. Let me see who's there.
Alright.
Hey, Tunde.
Hey, Maria.
You're here to see Sophia?
No, I'm here for dinner.
For dinner?
Don't tell me you are
the one that is having a date with Demi.
Why was everybody
making it seem like a surprise?
-Surprise?
-Yeah.
They refused to tell me it was you.
-Where is Demi?
-Please come in.
He went to the store to get
something. He'll be back in a minute.
Oh, okay.
Make yourself at home.
Sure.
Hey.
Hey.
Good evening, ma.
Oh, my dear. Come.
I'll be right back.
Demi told me a lot about you.
Really?
Oh yes.
He said you are such a nice young lady.
And do you know what I told him?
I said he should marry you immediately.
Ma, we are just taking it slow
but marriage is the ultimate goal.
Erm, you can call me Mama.
You are family now.
Okay, Mama.
Wow, such a pretty young lady.
My Demi is very lucky.
In fact, both my sons are very lucky
to have beautiful ladies
like both of you as wives.
-Thank you, ma.
-You're welcome.
Thank you.
Let me get the door.
Oh. Okay.
Oh! Very nice.
She's acting like a wife already.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Good evening. I'm here for Demi.
And you are?
Tayo.
I'm Demi's date.
Oh.
I think you have the wrong house.
My apologies.
Isn't this Demilade's house?
This is right.
Uh. Okay, um
So
I don't know what's going on,
or whatever it is you have with Demi,
but you're definitely
not having dinner while I'm here.
You must be Demi's sister.
I understand.
I understand that
you're protective of him.
The truth is
I like Demi. I really do.
So do I.
That's why we're getting married.
Married?
Yes.
And if you will excuse me,
I have a dinner table
to set for my fianc.
Fianc?
Bye.
You know you shouldn't be here all alone.
Someone could sweep you off your feet.
What's the matter?
Consider this an early wedding gift.
I dont understand
where this is all coming from.
Save it, Demi.
I already heard all
about it from your fiance.
Fiance?
Just when I thought you
were one of the few good ones.
-Mummy, tell her.
-Don't believe him.
-If you taste my jollof
-He only cooks concoction.
My firewood jollof--
Dinner is cancelled.
Ah, Demilade.
What's the matter?
Can't you behave yourself?
Can't you see that
we have guests in the house?
Hey, sweetie.
It's so good to see you, my love.
I wasn't expecting you.
Alright. Demilade, come on.
Can't you get over the fact that
she actually accepted your dinner invite?
I didn't invite her.
I'm even surprised that she showed up
here in the first place.
What do you mean?
Um, babe
I actually invited her over.
Wait. Demi,
whowho did you invite exactly?
Tayo. The girl in the club.
The same one that ditched you?
She didn't ditch me.
It was a misunderstanding.
Thanks again to Maria.
Did you tell Tayo that
we're getting married?
Why?
Do you realize how much
damage you've caused?
I only did you a favor.
Have you seen that girl in broad daylight?
She's, what, a three, I mean
with good makeup on,
she's like what, a four?
What gives you
the right to body shame her?
Do you think you're perfect?
Come on, isn't that obvious?
Me? Ten over ten.
I was just giving you free upgrade.
You know what?
It's fine.
Would you get married to me or not?
Please, leave.
Wait.
Are you seriously asking me to leave?
Yes. Have a nice life,
little Miss Perfect.
Am I gonna get my money?
Your what?
Okay, hold on. Hold on a minute.
Do you think I'll date this--
-It's okay, Maria.
-thing for nothing?
Maria, it's okay. I--
No, It's not okay.
I rendered you a service
and now you have to pay for it.
Do you know what time
I wasted on this transaction?
Do you know how many hook-ups
I've lost because of this loser?
See, just give me my money, please.
I'm not cut out--
Hey!
Who do you think you are
to talk to my son like that?
Now, get out of my house.
-Useless thief, cursed person, lazy girl!
-Mummy! No.
-Oh my goodness.
-Are you still there?
I can't believe what's going on right now.
Demi, I
What was your plan?
That I will be in a loveless
marriage for the rest of my life?
That wasn't the plan.
The plan was that
she'll file for an annulment
a week after the wedding
and you will not have to go through--
I don't want to hear it!
Hello.
Both of you had better
look for a way to fix this.
Nonsense.
Why? Why did you complicate everything?
I didn't know that we were going to
be able to find a way to get him married--
Nah, come on!
We could have waited. We could have
been patient.
We could have hoped for the best.
The best?
What's the best?
I know you, Tunde.
Would you have sat and waited for years
for your brother
to find someone or even propose to her
Mr. I-Have-My-Life-All-Sorted-Out?
Please. So you decided
to throw him under the bus?
All of this what good has it caused?
Take a look at it.
The poor boy only wanted
to help us, but now
-You betrayed him. You betrayed me!
-I didn't be--
Thisall of this,
I did it for you--
Oh please.
You're the one that
has timelines, deadlines
-You're the one that I love.
-Please.
-Tunde, I love you.
-Nah, please don't do that.
Just
Tunde.
I want to spend everyday I have
on God's green earth with you.
But we both know how you get when
things don't go your way.
I did a bad thing
for the man that I love.
And I'm sorry.
Wait, you know what? Just
I can't believe this.
I still can't believe this shit.
Great, just like every
other thing else in my life.
How are you?
Bro, I'm sorry I ruined your life plans.
Bro, you need to relax.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
It's not like marriage was going reduce
this unnecessary pressure I put on myself.
I was so hell-bent on
getting my life plan perfectly
and I just forgot that sometimes
I need to step back and be a brother,
or be a son.
Reminding myself of Mum.
I want everything to go perfectly and
if, God forbid, it doesn't go perfectly
problem.
But see what Maria did to me!
Wait, are you worried about Maria
or are you worried about the other girl?
Both.
They both hurt me differently.
Did you see the way Maria called me out?
I saw.
But have you tried to explain to
this Tayo girl your own side of things?
She doesn't believe me.
She won't take my calls.
Okay. She won't take your calls.
Then let's go and see her in person
so you can at least explain to her.
I don't know where she stays.
Bro, come on, don't tell me you
are going to give up so easily,
after everything we've put into this?
Listen bro, I apologise for
ruining your marriage.
Marriage.
A marriage that is not happening anymore.
For real?
Well, I don't know, to be honest.
And you are just saying this
so casually. Aren't you hurting?
I'm hurting but what am I going
to do? Am I going to kill myself?
See, with life sometimes,
you just have to allow things play
how they play and let
the cards fall where they may.
I can't kill myself.
You need to fix your relationship.
Even if I fix my relationship
and we get back together,
I still can't get married if you
don't get married, so what's the point?
Forget about that, bro.
See, rules were meant to be broken.
Who even invented all these rules like
you can't piss in the swimming pool
or eat tripe with your eyes open?
No.
That tripe one is gospel because see,
if you are eating tripe and
mistakenly, the thing just
backfires and catapults into your eye
you are in trouble.
Listen bro,
you've always been there for me, man.
Even in my darkest moments,
you've always had my back.
Stay away from my brother!
See the Mario brothers are here to
Luigi, you want to fight me, right?
Huh?
You want to fight me.
You want to save your brother, right?
Get him, babe.
Today, both of you will get beaten.
Chill, let me have a look.
Don't laugh.
Okay that was crazy.
I'm not doing that again.
No.
I got you, man.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I didn't know they still do
this Bournvita tech bootcamp
They do.
They reached out to me
to teach kids about coding.
Wow, the kids are lucky.
It'll be nice to have them learn
from the best coder.
But see
just based off everything that
you've told me about this girl,
you have to go look for her.
You think so?
Yes. With everything
that you've explained,
she sounds like a perfect person
to be a candidate for wifey.
I think I know where to start.
What is it?
What is your problem?
I said I can't.
It's against company policy.
No disclosure of personal information
unless it's a potential match.
Listen, I already told you I know
this girl.
I like her and she likes me.
There's no potential here, it's a match.
Look, Mister, don't destroy my life.
What is a match?
If she likes you that much,
why don't you wait
until she invites you to her house?
It's complicated.
Really? I knew it!
I knew it! She doesn't
want to speak with you.
Give me her address,
you heartless bastard!
What?!
What is it?
Is there more to this
than what we're discussing?
Take.
Let's just say this is
you redeeming yourself
after matchmaking me
with that black bird from hell.
Thank you. Noted.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
God bless you.
But
Wait, let me
I want to ask a simple question.
What is it with the Tayo girl?
You're the second person
requesting for her contact today. What?
Who else asked?
Some Some lady.
She seemed interested in her.
Now that you have done
your worst and you've created
an impact in my life,
can you people leave now?
What is wrong with you?
-You want to get beat up?
-You're mad.
I'm the one you are using fists for?
You want to get beat up?
Look
If you try this thing with me
I have a song.
A song?
Bro, you can't sing to save your life.
I know. But it's the thought that counts.
Okay. Let me see what you have there.
Bro, you didn't write this, come on.
Didn't you just see me write it?
Bro, that is a Maleek Berry song.
I know.
Wait
Damn.
I didn't realize that
until you told me. But
What do we do now?
Let's get there first.
Bro, she's not picking up her phone.
-Uh
-Tayo.
Maybe she's not at home, bro.
No, she's at home. She works remotely.
Okay, go and check. Let me park.
You?
You are the one
I let have my Call Of Duty.
Do you know
my girlfriend, Tayo? She lives here.
She's not happy
with me and I'm trying to get in.
Please help me get in.
What's in it for me?
I'll let you play my game
when it comes out. You'll love it.
Okay.
Hi, Kelechi.
I'm out.
What are you doing here?
I had to see you.
Hi, Tayo. My name is Tunde and--
Please, let's talk.
Um, okay.
Come in.
-Sophia.
-Tunde.
-What are you doing here?
-I
Listen, I'm so sorry.
It's fine. I mean
I figured that since I ruined
things in the first place, it's only
right that I come and fix things.
Yeah, fix things.
I'm very sorry, Tayo. I--
Looks like I'll be hosting
your entire family today.
-It's not anyone we know, I promise.
-It's okay.
Good afternoon, ma.
Good afternoon, my dear.
How are you?
I'm fine, ma.
God bless you.
You are welcome, ma.
Mama, what are you doing here?
I'm terribly sorry about the inconvience.
You are here?
It's fine.
It's not like I I get visitors often.
I have come to help you.
We're perfectly fine, Mama.
If your heartthrob lives here,
well
there is no harm in me
to come visit and win her over,
rather than watch you
drown yourself in that
sugary thing.
Mama, I understand your concern
but I can handle this myself.
Tayo
I'm very sorry.
What that crazy girl said was a lie.
You don't have to apologize for anything.
Demi
I feel bad.
I shouldn't have reacted the way
I did without hearing from you first.
I honestly think that I should
let my guard down some more.
Hopefully
this will make you drop down your guard.
What are you doing?
The right thing.
Girl,
you're just like fine wine.
Girl, you're better with every single day
and I'm loving the taste
of this beautiful fine wine.
Girl
you are a fine wine.
You're the one for me.
And you're gonna have my baby.
-Is that not the line from Maleek Berry's
-I was just Just shh.
I was kinda hoping for a ring.
Listen, Tayo
Let's take things slow, okay?
I think we can really build something.
-together.
-I think so too.
Yes.
I
I was stupid.
Right?
When you left the other day,
I realised that I had been focusing
on the wrong things.
Deadlines and timelines,
they don't mean anything.
What really matters is the fact that
I always want to be with you and
I love you, Sophia.
I love you, babe.
I love you so much.
It's so embarassing
kissing in front of my mum.
You people think that your
father and I never made out.
How did you come along?
Mama, I don't want to think
about that image in my mind.
Anyway, Mama, this is
the girl I told you about.
-Tayo, meet my mum.
-The nice girl.
God bless you, my dear.
Good girl, it shall be well with you.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
Congratulations, bro.
I know I didn't say this to you
before but Sophia is a real catch.
Yeah, congratulations to you too, bro.
And she's happy and gorgeous too.
You know what, yeah,
I tell you, she's not the real
person that is happy today.
It's Mama.
You can say that again.
She got her wish.
And it didn't matter that
you said I do 30 seconds after I did.
Bro, at least everything corresponded
in the right order of things.
Well hello, Demi and Tunde.
-Hi, Raven.
-Hi.
Congratulations. I hope
you guys are having a great time,
a wedding under the blue sky
It's really a blessing,
you know, filled with
-love and good essence, you know.
-I heard you're with Larry now.
Yes. Yes, we are.
Actually, where is he?
He's going to meet us at the after-party.
Oh, okay.
Raven, why are you acting like an angel?
I am an angel.
But wait, why do you
keep calling me, Raven?
My name is Sunshine.
I think she has, like,
a personality disorder or something.
You know, someone was buried
right there where you're sitting.
You know what, let's just go party now.
Bye, Raven Sunshine.
Whatever you are called.
Hey! Pato!
My lovely son. Congratulations.
Come and greet me. She's not running away.
She's not running away.
I'm really glad Larry introduced us.
I've never met anyone
as sleek as you before.
You're are so sleek, it's unbelievable.
That's because there are
just two of us left in this realm.
I know, right.
So you're like, what, unique?
Why don't we go somewhere private?
How private?
Extremely private.
Okay.
Hello Mama, is everything okay?
Yes, we are all here.
Okay, hold on.
Go ahead, you are on speaker.
I know you are all going away
for your honeymoon tonight.
But I have to tell you something
important before you reach the moon.
What is it, Mama?
You know what usually happens
when young married couples
go away on their honeymoon?
Do you know?
They make babies.
Yes Tayo, they make grandbabies.
When it comes to grandbabies,
there is also an order of things.
-Not again!
-Demi and Tayo
Demi and Tayo got married first,
so they should have the first baby.
Understood?
Yes, Mama.
I don't know what to say to that. Man!
Interesting taste.
Tell me more about yourself.
Like, what you already know?
-My name is Maria, I'm twen--
-No.
Not your human form.
I want to know more
about your spirit form.
What is your essence?
Oh my essence? That's easy.
Fashion.
Do you believe in immortality?
Like people not dying?
Yes.
Can't say I do.
Why not?
Because I know so many
people that have died.
Death is all about perception.
And so is love and
immortality itself.
Okay, I know people say
I'm not perceptive
but why are we talking about this again?
Never mind.
You see
I want to open your eyes
to a higher level of perception.
How?
Show me your hands.
My hands?
Let me take you to a whole new perception
of higher
ecstacy.
Subtitle translation by: Ayolope Koiki
-Brother
-That's crazy, man.
That's so crazy.
Bro, please I need a refill. Help me.
-Guy, what's this?
-Please. Thank you.
Please, for me too. Thank you.
So, as I was saying
Balling at 22
-A house at 25
-I feel you.
You guys think I'm joking?
-Why? Not at all.
-I have it all planned out. Just watch me.
You think I'm joking?
I get you. Why not?
-Why not?
-You guys just think I'm joking.
I'm for real.
Bro, what's up with your brother?
Is he always like this?
C'mon. You mean from all
these beautiful ladies at the party,
he decides to play with a PlayStation.
-C'mon.
-Can we just ignore him?
-It's actually embarrassing but--
-Just leave him and
let's do our own stuff.
He is not disturbing you.
Plus Wishboy, that is not
a PlayStation. That is a Game Boy.
Anyway
I literally don't even know him.
I don't know who invited him to my party.
Who invites these randoms
to your party, anyway?
I don't know.
Like he's literally just
playing a game at my party,
and killing the vibe.
I have an idea.
Hi!
Me?
No, the character you're playing
with in your game. Of course you.
What's your name?
My name is Demilade.
-I'm Amanda.
-Amanda. Yeah.
Everyone knows who you are, so
So how come you've never said hi?
Girls like you don't usually
talk to guys like me, so
-Really?
-Yeah.
Well
I saw you from across the room and
you just looked so cute
playing your little game and
I just had to come over and talk to you.
So, is this like your favorite game?
Uh no, it's Uncharted.
It's like Tomb Raider but like
I kind of like this one better.
I know Tomb Raider.
That's Angelina Jolie, right?
That's the movie but not the game.
She has really nice lips.
I mean, people are always saying
that my lips are as nice as hers.
Do you agree?
Yeah. They're very nice.
So, would you say very kissable?
Would you like to kiss them?
Go on, then.
Kiss me.
My friend, are you mad?!
This "Game Boy," you have some nerve.
You're trying to kiss my girl?
She asked me to.
Asked you to what?
You must be crazy, okay.
You want to kiss, right?
You want to kiss, right?
You want to kiss.
Kiss.
You want to kiss? You will kiss today.
You're going to kiss today.
Game boy.
Oh my Gosh!
Hello, Demi.
-Has it come out yet?
-It's almost sold out.
Just one copy left on the shelf.
Mummy!
Mummy!
What happened?
This man took the last disc.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Madam, you don't understand.
I've been waiting
for this game for a year.
So has my son.
He's a game tester and
we have been to eight different shops
looking for this game.
Madam, I hear you but
from the look of things,
it would be hard
for me to give the game up for your son.
Can you even hear yourself speak?
At your age, you're here
struggling with a 13-year old?
You have no shame.
I'm so sorry about all this, ma.
Sir, please give the boy the disc.
But
I'll have to insist you give
the young man the disc.
Here you go.
Thank you, Amaka.
Please, put it on our tab.
-Okay, ma.
-Yele, let's go.
I noticed you hadn't come in,
and the games were selling really fast.
So I pulled one off the shelf for you.
Oh my God. Thank you.
What's so special about this game?
I'm developing my own game
and there's a new mechanic
in this that will help me
find the missing piece.
Wow, nice.
Alright, pay this way.
Six packs of orange juice, please.
Okay.
It was so hilarious.
All I remember saying was just "hey."
I mean, he fell flat on the floor.
-Are you serious?
-I promise you.
It was so hilarious.
If I was there, I would laugh.
Like, laugh throughout.
Do you want some more wine?
No. Are you trying
to get me drunk? I'm okay.
I mean, you just had one glass.
And?
Or could it be that
you're intoxicated by my presence?
I love it but no.
I'm not.
Plus you know I'm light headed.
Yeah I know.
What?
No, it's nothing. It's just
Just that I really like you.
The look in your eyes.
And I really like the sound of your voice.
When you laugh, when you talk
I was thinking,
and it'd be really nice if,
I wake up every morning
and go to sleep every night
hearing the sound of your voice
seeing your beautiful smile
and looking into your beautiful eyes.
In essence, what I was trying to say is
What I'm trying to say is--
-I am off the market.
-Congratulations, girl.
I am off the market!
I apologise.
This.
Is that a yes?
Kneel down.
Would you marry me?
Ask me one more time.
-Sophia.
-Yes?
Would you marry me?
-One more time.
-Sophia, would you marry me?
Yes baby, I will marry you!
I can't wait. My mum will be so happy.
I'm sure.
You cannot get married.
-Ah.
-Mama.
Listen, Mummy.
I do not understand.
Am I mincing words or something?
I said I'm getting married to Sophia.
You're supposed
to be excited. I don't get it.
And I said what I said.
You cannot marry yet.
You cannot get married.
At least not now.
You know what, I think there
is a misunderstanding somewhere.
I was only informing you, not
necessarily asking for your permission.
I have proposed to her already.
We've agreed
we're getting married this year.
Informing me, right?
Yes, Mama.
Ah, God.
Hope these children
won't bring shame to this family.
Mama, what is bringing shame
into this right now?
I thought you liked Sophia. You always--
Oh yes, I like her.
But, it's not your turn.
"It's not my turn."
What does that even,what does that mean?
You have to wait for your older brother
to get married first.
-For Demi?
-Dammit.
-Okay, fire!
-Fire!
-Mark. Left side.
-Left side.
Come on. Demi is not
even seeing anyone right now.
Even if he starts
the dating process, that thing takes time.
And Demi is nowhere near
nowhere near ready.
You still have to wait for him.
Mama, don't be like that.
-Is it this same Demi we're talking about?
-Guy, I guess you need help.
You didn't see that coming, did you?
Hope you do realise
that I whooped your ass.
Calm down. Just take the beating.
Take it.
What is this rubbish?
What?
Bro, we need to talk.
I'll call you right back.
Tunde, what's up?
Go back inside
and put something on, my friend.
Don't you know that you're a grown man?
Henceforth, do not ever come out
of your room
without being properly dressed.
Mama, do you see what I'm saying?
He's still going
to get married before you.
No, Mama. That--
That is the order of things.
What am I supposed to do now ?
Like, Mum
Prodigal son has finally returned.
C'mon bro, don't be like that.
You know the nature of my job.
Mr. I've-Scheduled-My-Whole-Life.
"I've scheduled my whole life."
Listen Sophia said yes
and we want to get married.
So what am I supposed
to be? Your best man?
You see, Mama is not endorsing.
I don't get. Why?
She said it's not my turn.
Turn?
She's joking, please.
What do you mean, she's joking.
Have you forgotten who your mother is?
No. If you want
to get married, get married.
Or she doesn't want to have grandchildren?
And that's the thing.
Apparently, you have to set the pace.
That's the order of things.
Remember Mama has always been like that.
Remember when I wanted
to sit down in front
and I was like, "Mum,
I'm sitting down in front today."
And she's like, "No.
Your older brother is sitting in front,
because he's older than you.
And that is the way things are done."
Don't stress it, bro. It's fine.
Let's go.
Or the other time when
we wanted to take a family
portrait and I was sitting
on the right and she pinched me
to go to the left because my
elder brother has to be on the right.
"Because that is the way things are done."
I was so confused.
Or when I wanted to take an apple first
and all of a sudden,
she just spanked me. She was like, bam!
And said,
"Oh, your brother has to pick first
because that is the order of things."
Bro, I've been suffering
this thing from time.
Damn, you're screwed, bro.
Bro, listen
Can you at least consider finding a wife?
Maybe if it's even to help me out.
You don't understand. Look at me.
Who wants to get married to me?
It's not like I have the kind
of money that can attract women.
Bro, all my life
All my life I've been
there for you and this
one time that I need you
to do something for me,
you're still making
a joke out of it. C'mon.
Listen, bro
I'm sorry.
I can't help you.
Hey, husband.
What's going on?
She said no.
Whatwhat do you mean?
You said she was going to be excited.
Yeah I know. That's what I thought.
Okay, what exactly did she say?
I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
Calm down and tell me
exactly what she said.
She said
She said something about
waiting for Demi to get
married first because he's older and
that's the way things are supposed to go.
Wait, what?
So what, are you supposed
to just be a bachelor for how many years?
How long are you supposed to wait?
I wonder.
Babe, you and I know that
Demi is not even
on God's marriage register.
Babe, did you tell anyone yet?
Are you kidding?
Everybody knows.
It's all over social media.
Thanks to those girls.
What are we going to do?
Babe, you know what?
Let's just calm down and
I'm going to trust that it's your mum.
It's your family. You know how
to get her to come around, right?
You know what? I'm just
I'm just going to take this off.
You don't have to do that.
Guys, chill.
I'm just working on the game mechanics.
Trust me, it's going to be dope.
What's wrong?
I haven't figured out the submission yet.
And the deadline is tomorrow.
I might as well give up.
I'm not good enough.
You're my big brother.
You will always be good enough.
I don't know coding but I'm here
with you till you figure it out.
Demi.
-You can do it.
-Thank you.
As a leader in the family,
you are good enough.
Thank you, Tunde. Thank you, Mummy.
You're welcome, my dear.
To the champion!
The best coder in the world.
Counting down
Five, four, three, two,
one, and you're live.
Alright, welcome back.
It's still the Good Morning Naija Show.
And yes, right now we have a special
guest that wants to speak with us.
Demilade Adeshola.
Bro, how're you feeling?
Wow, it's good to have you. So, tell us,
how do you feel to be
one of the most celebrated
game developers in the world?
Ah, it's an awesome experience.
Our video games
are distributed around the world.
I can honestly say
it's the most fulfilling feeling ever.
And the fact that you have
no wife or kids to inherit
all of your legacy doesn't bother you?
No, not at all.
My brother, Tunde
and his family will inherit my legacy.
Well, that would have been possible
if you had let your brother get married
and start his own family.
Demilade, you're a mess.
Demilade, your life is boring.
No wife, no kids,
you will die a lonely man.
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
-You will die a lonely man!
No!
No!
Hello, Demi.
-Hey, man. What's up?
-Hey.
Hey, Tunde.
You're here today?
It must be Christmas.
Look Mr. Pato, they want
to kill me with work in that office.
It's not easy. Youngest ED.
Right.
So, how is your mother?
Great. She liked the
peppered snail you sent.
Nice one.
Alright Tunde, I will send your wine over.
Ah, thanks P.
Meanwhile, let me leave
the two of you to enjoy yourselves.
If you need any other thing, just signal.
-For sure.
-Okay?
Thank you, Pato.
Tunde, how does Sophia feel
about Mum's decision?
I'm not going to lie,
she's not taking it lightly.
You know I admire you a lot.
You set a timeline for yourself
since you were younger.
If I remember correctly,
you always wanted to get married at 30.
Here you are now, about to get married.
Well, it's not looking
like that is going to happen.
It is.
Don't call off the engagement.
I'll help you get married.
And how exactly
are you planning on doing that?
By getting married.
Be serious.
Tunde, you've always been here for me.
Your life cannot be on hold because
I haven't recovered from a broken heart.
I'm not just doing this for you.
I'm doing it for myself, Mama and Sophia.
This man deserves not to die a lonely man.
Wait, you know what? Never mind.
Are you really serious?
Because if you're serious then
I guess
we need to get you married.
Where do we start?
So you're a gamer, right?
Now the key to being a good gamer is
you have to be able to identify your prey.
Right?
So let's
Now, let's
Let's start with her.
No way.
What's the problem? She's not cute enough?
Cute?
She's hot.
Okay So, what's the problem?
The problem is that girls like that
don't look at guys like me.
-Ah. You're a gamer, right?
-Yeah.
Go and play the game.
Remember, confidence.
Screw it, you have
He has pepper on his head.
What?
My mum has cancer.
I'm sorry.
And she wants me
to get married before she dies.
And, why are you telling me?
Will you marry me?
It'll really mean a lot to her.
You don't even know me.
No. But you're hot,
and you have nice breasts.
Just like Triss Merigold from The Witcher.
The video game. You know her?
Who doesn't know Triss Merigold
from The Witcher? I mean she's,
you know, a popular
video game character and--
I have nice breasts, right?
Cancer.
Really?
Bro, I was trying to play a sympathy card.
Using our mother. You know what?
I can't believe
that I just sat here and witnessed that.
I don't exactly have a golden tongue.
Golden?
Alright. Like silver.
But who doesn't know
Triss Merigold from The Witcher?
Bro It's nothing close to silver.
Nothing close to bronze.
More like brass.
The truth is I never know
what to say to girls.
Whenever they look at me
with those killer eyes, I think
Is my hair okay? Does my shirt look nice?
Do I smell okay?
Look, while you were in there
making a fool of yourself,
I managed to stumble upon this.
I don't do hook ups.
Not like you have a choice.
Please can you wipe this pepper off
off your head, because I'm about
to go mad just looking at it just now.
-Oh.
-It's still there.
No wonder she ran away.
It's still there.
Aw, fuck.
Okay. Um, take care of yourself, Tayo.
And best of luck with Timothy.
Alright.
Howdy.
Hi.
Gentlemen!
It's okay. Don't be scared.
Today is the first day
of the best days of your life.
You can't stand out here and find love.
So, gentlemen come in.
Come in.
"Howdy." Really?
He can't be serious.
Bro, don't judge a book by it's cover.
Let's go in.
So that we can
Okay.
Shall we begin?
Can you please take off that hat?
Yes. it's a bit weird.
It's okay.
No problem.
So
What is your case?
No, actually um
We are looking for a wife.
We don't do that here.
Bigamy is against the law.
And our service permits
only one spouse
-for a person.
-Right.
No actually, what I meant was
I have a wife, or a fiance
hopefully, if this works out.
We're looking for a wife
for my big brother here.
Really?
Well
We do a premium dating plan.
But what I cannot guarantee
is that
if you skip the process,
I cannot give you a wife.
Yes, I understand that the dating
is also a very important process.
But, the thing is
We need a wife more
than we need a date for him.
Duly noted.
But I will advise you keep an open mind.
And expect the worst.
Trust me, 97 percent
of our clients are married now.
And we give discount on wedding planning.
Single female, 27, highly religious,
seeking male 25 to 35?
That's it?
You meet the criteria, I assume?
That's me and
about 50 million guys in Lagos.
But what those other men don't have
is that card that only I can provide.
Okay, um
can we see some of
the girls in your catalogue please?
See,
our system
relies on compatibility
over appearance.
And if you're actually trying to choose
somebody to spend
the rest of your life with,
I think
you should go beyond physical looks.
Okay.
I will
make you
Fill this.
And I will hook you up.
Do I fill it or do I give him.
-Oh, sorry.
-No, it's fine.
You, fill this form.
And I will hook you up
with some nice ladies
that match your search pool.
Okay. Um bro, I guess
it's time to suave you up.
What?!
Do I have to use gaming terms
to explain everything to you, bro?
Turn off.
He's wearing it again.
So basically, it's like a first-person
shooter game like Call Of Duty.
But then it's based on African mythology.
So there are different gods
and basically one of the gods are,
maybe like Sango in Yoruba
And there's also like, in Egyptian
mythology like, sort of like Rameses
But then, the thing is that like,
different people can play in--
Oh wait, just hold my waist.
Yeah.
-So you see--
-Just do it, quickly.
So you sort of have like,
different gods like Sango.
So, as you're playing like,
one time like, you can
connect with other different players
and like, have conversations.
But then it's also like,
varied. And a basic--
Ah, what's going on here?
What is happening here?
What's all this?
Who are you with? Who is this?
-Oh. There you are.
-Yeah.
My baby here now owns all of this.
My baby, meet my ex.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, is that jealousy I see in your eyes?
Well, I'm sure you will not go out
with this dirty thing.
Okay? Do you get me?
Yes. You know,
think about it. You can't imagine
yourself living here without me, right?
Well I guess I'm stuck with you then.
-Bye, loser.
-I'm sure you know that.
Yes, sweetheart.
Look at you, wow.
Ah! Spend my money.
Emeka!
My name is Demilade.
-Who is Emeka?
-Jesus Christ!
Are you even joking, like..
finally we meet again.
What are you talking about?
You are a very pathetic
and heartless person.
You are the worst I have ever met.
And I can't believe you
did that to me because
till today I can't even get over it.
You're wicked and you're heart--
I am Demilade, not Emeka.
Mister Wakili.
Can I ask you a question?
Okay.
Is this how you eat in real life?
As in, normally?
Is this how you really eat? Right?
You are eating like a dog.
Do you have a dog
at home or you are the dog?
I blame myself.
I should have asked
for your botanical name.
I didn't know "dog" was your surname.
Ah, Jesus!
They might have told you before
but let me tell you again.
You are eating like a dog.
Ah, sorry. You are actually a dog. Sir!
Honestly, I'm just looking
for something open.
I mean, nothing too serious.
I want something serious.
My darling, I'm married.
Sorry.
I'm just looking for something open.
-I mean nothing too serious.
-Are we going to get along?
-the most I've ever met.
-you see?
It was a great date tonight.
I don't usually meet
a lot of nice girls in Lagos.
-Really? Why?
-Yeah.
Oh, they are just so crazy, you know?
Really?
Wow.
So
how did your night go?
You said you liked it?
Yeah. Oh wow. This is really fast.
I love my men loyal.
Ah. Okay.
You are more of a German shepherd like me.
-I am?
-Yes.
Oh, wow. Um--
I love my men
very loyal and faithful to me.
-Are you?
-I guess so.
You guess so?
Or you're more of a pit bull?
Excuse me?
Are you more of a pitbull?
Excuse me?
-Bark for me, baby.
-What?!
Bark for me.
I'm sorry. Um, I have
Bark! Bark!
-There's something--
-Kneel.
-Okay.
-Kneel.
Just one second. Um--
Kneel for me. Bark, call my name!
-What's wrong with you?
-Okay, okay.
What are you working with?
Okay, I'm doing whatever you wanna do.
Kneel and bark. Call my name.
What's wrong with you?
I thought you were feeling me.
-I am feeling you.
-Are you?
-Just one second, I'll be right back.
-Where are you running to?
I'll be right back.
Raven?
Yes.
Oh thank you.
Red. My second favorite color.
-What's your favorite?
-Black.
-I see.
-Please.
Come in.
Sit with me.
Do you believe in immortality?
-You mean like not dying?
-Yes.
Can't say I do 'cause I know
a lot of people who've died.
Death is all about perception, you know.
So is love and immortality.
-I've been told I'm not too perceptive.
-Well, you know I can
-change that.
-Oh.
Yes. I can open your eyes to a
-whole new perception of higher ecstasy.
-Oh.
Let me see your hand.
Perfect.
Jesus!
Men are always scared
of what they don't understand.
Henceforth, you will attract
only godly women.
Amen.
Witches will never see you again.
-Amen.
-Vampires will not come your way.
-Blood of Jesus.
-They cannot do anything to you.
In the mighty name of Jesus I have prayed.
-Amen!
-Amen.
Amen.
Thank you, Mama.
You're welcome.
Mr. Scaredy-Cat,
-can we go now?
-Go in peace.
You will meet a very lovely lady.
Yes, Mama.
Er, Sophia.
Yes, Mama.
I beg you to be patient.
You see, in this family,
we respect tradition.
You know I love you.
I love you too, Mummy.
-But we just have to follow the right--
-The right order of things.
Bye, bye.
Please let me go and change first.
I'll come and join you.
Sophie, take care of the boys.
Yes, Mummy.
-God bless you, my dear.
-I'm on a call.
-My roomie is upstairs.
-Okay, baby.
-I'll see you.
-Alright.
I don't like this place.
Hold on. It's just getting started now.
I'm not feeling it.
Do you want to go somewhere else?
I will go and wait outside.
No, wait by the bar. Let me get her.
What can I get you, sir?
Orange juice, please.
I'm sorry, sir.
We don't sell orange juice here.
But I can get you something very nice.
Cocktail?
Uh, mocktail. No alcohol.
Coming right up.
Are you trying to kill me?
This is not for you, sir.
I'm sorry.
I actually like it hot.
What was that? Scotch bonnet pepper juice?
No.
It's a Bloody Mary with lots of vodka and
chilli pepper.
Don't I know you?
No, but
we have met earlier this week.
I'm Tayo.
Dream Dates.
Howdy?
-Howdy?
-I'm Demi.
Yeah. Nice to meet you again.
You look different.
Are you on a date?
Well, I put in a lot
more effort to look good.
Nice.
Well, I'll give you an E for the effort.
Thank you.
So what happened to your date, Tim?
You remember his name?
Well, it's hard to kind of miss
out Larry's words to a beautiful lady.
To be honest,
it's not going so well.
Really? What's wrong?
He went to the restroom
about 45 minutes ago
Leaving me to believe that he is
either having explosive diarrhoea
or he has fallen into the toilet.
Or maybe he simply bailed out on me.
I love your sense of humour.
Can I get you a drink?
Okay.
Bartender, another round of this
throat-killer for the beautiful lady.
So I was standing in
the game shop with the latest
version of the last Call Of Duty.
Then this rich kid walks in
with his mother and points to my game,
and says he wants that one.
I obviously
wasn't going to let him have it.
So we started struggling until the
shop girl came to diffuse the situation.
I probably would have done the same thing.
So wait, you are not judging me for that?
Usually when I tell the story,
many people look at me
like I'm some insensitive man-bully.
What's there to judge?
We all have that one thing
that we will die fighting for.
Oh.
And what is that for you?
Love.
I hope your date is okay.
Tim is gone.
Thought you said he went to the toilet.
Maybe that is his way
of leaving without saying goodbye.
Well, his loss.
They don't abandon
a beautiful lady like you.
So
what kind of girls do they abandon?
Well
No girl deserves to be abandoned.
No human deserves to be treated badly.
Are you alright?
Well, I've had my share.
She treated me badly at a house party.
It was as if that house party
was made to humilate me.
I honestly thought she was interested in
hearing about me and my video games.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be talking about video games
with a girl like you,
if I could stand a chance.
It's alright.
I play games too.
C-O-D, especially.
My neighbor Kelechi, he's a game tester.
He grew my love for games.
So asides from
getting embarrassed by a woman,
what else do you do?
I'm a video game developer.
I'm currently working on this new RPG game
based on African mythology in history.
Wow, that's interesting.
So I'm guessing this
game of yours is about
Sango and Queen Amina, right?
-Yeah.
-I'd like to play that.
I'll love to show it to you too.
So
what do you do?
I'm a data analyst.
Funny enough
I am currently looking into
current game trends in Africa.
There's a lot going on in that space,
especially with the Metaverse, you know.
That's amazing.
-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I'll be right back, okay?
Oh, baby.
That's something.
Skinny chick.
She's a skinny chick.
There's something there.
Wow, see who we have here.
You don't want to mock me, do you?
Calm down now.
See, I can see you're having a great time.
After you've explored all
the sweetest girls in my catalogue.
You need to find another job
because you suck at matchmaking.
Come off it.
I'm a love expert.
Perhaps, you don't know what
you are seeking for in a woman.
I know exactly what I want.
You know what you want?
Okay, aren't you supposed
to be on a date with Raven?
That date, just like every
other date lasted two minutes.
And I believe you know why.
Two minutes?
That's too hasty.
Not when she tried to bite me.
Bite you?
Wow, that's freaky.
No! That's scary.
You don't understand.
This isn't one of those things
women do to chase men away.
She was out for my blood.
Wow!
Wow!
That's my kind of girl.
But trust me, I
I am not expecting her
to do that. Not after
she described herself as highly spiritual.
Well, if you take into account that
she dresses like a Goth and her name
is like a bird, then
you will understand how spiritual she is.
Easy.
Don't touch me!
You need to be more specific about the
kind of people
you introduce to your clients.
Collect more details
and maybe verify them first
before trying to hook them up.
Okay, fine.
Noted.
I'm sorry.
I apologise for the unsucessful match.
Okay?
I will make it up to you.
I will make it up to you.
Okay, so um
How about you come to the office tomorrow
while I arrange some
interesting options for you.
Don't bother.
I can survive without your services.
No, Demi. Demi!
Let me fix this for you.
Let me fix it.
Raven!
Babe! Babe!
The way you move around
Hey, Demi!
Where have you been?
I've been looking for you.
We wanted to introduce you to
-someone.
-Yeah.
Maria, meet Demi my brother.
Demi, Maria.
Hey, Demi.
Sophia has told me so much about you.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Wait, where were you?
I've been looking for you all day.
I've been here.
All by yourself?
No I was talking to a girl at the bar.
That's very interesting.
A nice lady?
Yeah, she was here a minute ago.
What now, she didn't ditch me,
she just left without saying goodbye.
Technically,
that is another word for ditched.
But anyways, I'm here
to make up for your loss.
Come, baby. Come give me a hug.
I heard you wanted to go somewhere else.
Sure.
Shall we?
Okay.
Come.
Right, baby girl?
Later.
Wait.
What is going on here?
Nothing.
I mean, okay, Maria said she's been seeing
Demi around and
she wanted me to do an introduction.
Come on! It doesn't happen like that.
A girl like that
can never be loving up on a guy like this
on a normal day.
-What is really going on?
-Wow, Tunde.
Can't you be happy for your brother?
He's found a girl that likes him
and I mean,
she's going to take him off the market.
Okay.
I mean a guy like you
can have a babe like me. Why--
-What do you mean by that.
-I mean that--
Please let's go.
-A guy like me? I'm a spec.
-Yes. Who are
Are you alright?
Um, yeah.
'Cause you're not saying anything.
Well, I don't have much to say.
Anything is better than silence.
Okay.
Well
Since Sophia said stuff about me,
what did she say?
She said you were a nice guy.
Is that all?
She said a couple of other things
but you know, girl code
so I can't disclose.
I see.
You know, I know a lot more
than you are telling me.
-Ow!
-Oh.
That doesn't look good.
No, it doesn't.
Well, I can break the other pair
and we can make a matching set.
Okay, now your fashion
sense is questionable.
These are new Louboutins
I just got yesterday.
Does it look like I know about fashion?
I'm just trying
to make light of this situation.
It's fine. Now I can't
go out with you. I just have to go home.
I apologise for being insensitive.
It's fine.
Never mind. Apology accepted.
Give me your phone.
Okay.
So talk later?
Sure.
Okay, that's him.
Okay.
-Its good
-Bye.
Oops!
-Bye.
-Bye.
Oh my God. Ow.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Drinking bubble tea.
So you ditched me for bubble tea?
I'd rather have ice cream or orange juice.
Just so you know diabetes is real.
Besides I didn't ditch you. You did.
I came back and after
two minutes you were gone.
I went to the restroom
and by the time
I came back, you were with another lady.
Come on. She's no one.
Look.
I'm sorry I left in the first place.
But I saw Larry and I wanted
to give him a piece of my mind
for trying to hook me up
with horrible dates.
Larry?
Yeah. He was going on and about
trying to hook me up with someone,
but I told him not to bother.
I already met someone cool tonight.
Someone.
Who?
She's sitting pretty in front of me.
Listen, Tayo.
I really liked talking to you tonight and
I want to get to know you more.
I'm sorry, Demi.
It's just that
my bad past dates have made me
expect the worst from men.
Come on. I'm not like other guys, and
we are not exactly on a date.
I know, right.
Let's make it proper.
Truth is done.
I dare you to kiss Demi.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, you already
know that, what we've been talking about.
This game is basically
a first-person shooter
based on African mythological histroy.
There are different levels
to it and people can connect.
You've got your Rameses,
Sango, different people within the game.
And I think it's going to be great
and you are going to love it.
Alright. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Just sitting down
and spending time with you
has brought back some stuff that
I didn't think I will be capable of.
You are the first guy
I have ever felt genuinely
and totally comfortable around.
I feel the same way too
when I'm spending time with you.
Let's take things easy
and see where it goes.
Okay.
So, would you like to have dinner
at my mum's next weekend?
Oh.
You
want me
to meet your mum?
Absolutely.
It's just that nobody
has ever asked me that.
Well, I'm asking you now.
Will you?
It will be my pleasure.
Awesome.
So, what's the deal
with your friend Maria.
Maria, there's no deal.
What do you mean there's no deal?
Your friend Maria
that we know that only likes rich
handsome men,
is all of a sudden falling for my brother.
There's something off with that.
Babe, there's nothing off.
Maybe she's just, uh
done with rich and handsome men
and now she probably wants commitment.
She wants something serious.
-Yeah, but--
-Babes, no but please.
At least be happy.
We're getting Demi a wife.
Okay.
Can I ask for a favor, babe?
-What?
-Please.
Say you will promise to do it.
What is it?
Can you please flush the toilet twice?
How many times do I flush normally?
-Once.
-It's not even that bad.
Oh, I am trying to stay alive.
Go away.
Ooh! Goodbye.
Robby Joe!
You're rocking it. I like that.
My guy. How are you?
Demi.
All the excitement is unmistakable.
I mean you can't hide it.
Why are you so happy
like a child who has some sugar rush?
You have found a woman.
I've not just found a woman,
I've found my missing rib.
I knew it.
She's beautiful, smart, wise.
She's the perfect match for me.
She's also helping me
with my investment pitch
for this game I'm developing.
She makes me feel so alive again.
So happy for you, son.
And I'm sure your mum must be glad too.
Oh no, I haven't told her.
But why?
You should.
Pato, is that a new watch?
That looks amazing.
Jesus! You scared me.
Have you found a wife?
Isn't that why you have been
going out often these days?
Now, sit.
I want to talk to you.
Mummy, I met a girl at the club.
God forbid.
A club is not a nice place
to look for a wife.
Says who?
How do you think Tunde and Sophia met?
Okay.
This nice girl you met at a club
does she think that you're a nice man too?
I think so.
You think so?
So
Ask her to marry you.
Mama, not so fast.
I have to get to know her
before I ask her to marry me.
How many times have you met her?
-A few times.
-That is enough to make a decision.
See
my meeting with
your father was an arrangement
made by my parents.
Because they thought I needed to get
married before my younger sister could.
And
meeting your father Boy!
It was love at first sight.
No way.
Yes.
We just spoke for a few hours
and he asked me to marry him.
Just like that?
Just like that.
Mama, how come you've never
told me this story before?
Because there has not been
an opportunity to tell it.
See, my son
if you really like this girl,
and you're sure that she likes you too
marry her.
By the way, I asked her
to come over for dinner this weekend.
I hope that's okay by you.
Finally!
Finally!
Mama.
Is that a new watch?
I've never seen it before.
Just bring her home quickly, okay?
Bring her home,
before you destroy yourself with sugar.
Yeah?
Goodnight.
Demi, what are you doing?
Uh, nothing. What's up?
You have been cleaning this house
like a mad man. What's the concept?
No concept.
Bro, relax. Okay?
The house is clean already, thanks
to this your recently developed OCD.
I'm just nervous.
But I thought you said this
particular girl doesn't make you nervous.
She doesn't.
I'm just anticipating her arrival.
You had better relax.
How long are we going
to be calling her 'this girl'?
What's her name?
One time,
we'll say "her," one time we'll say "she"
Oops!
Looks like it's time to finally meet her.
Just relax and open the door. Go.
-What do you want?
-Demi, um
See, I'm here to set things right.
Okay, um..
Trust me and I'm ready to give you
a perfect date experience.
See
Obviously, I know
you were not pleased with
the previous matches
but I'll make it up to you.
Trust me.
You can make it up to me
by staying out of my life.
No, I can't do that.
No, I can't do that until
I fufill my purpose in your life.
See at Dream Date,
our customer satisfaction
is our first priority.
Trust me, I'll make it up to you.
And then, look, you're one
of the two male clients that I have.
Wait, what happened to that 97 percent
success rate you were talking about?
May God not take
your joy away. It's all branding.
See Look, I
Trust me, I need you
to help me do this work.
Let me do this work so that
I can have more male clients.
Your services are far from
providing customer satisfaction.
Wait.
Take things easy.
Okay. How about I satisfy you with
Hello, handsome.
Jesus Christ!
What are you doing in my house?
I asked her over.
For what?
To fix the relationship.
Get her out of my house.
You can see how
she miraculously appeared here.
Miracle, indeed.
The back door was open.
I just walked right in.
Get her out. Now.
Mama!
Mama!
What is it? What's going on?
She is the vampire.
She is a very nice lady.
And then she is here
to help you solve your problem.
Help me?
I will be your wife, Demi.
Wait, what?
Yes. I've already spoken to
the highest circle leader in our realm.
He's agreed to marry us.
By the great river
of love. And once married
we will share a love beyond eternity.
You?
Share love with me by biting me?
I'm afraid
it's a necessity and a requirement to bind
our souls as one.
God forbid. I'm not interested.
Wait.
Did I
Did I hear her say
that she'll be your wife?
Yeah.
Then that means all
our problems are solved like--
Our problems?
Okay, sorry. Bad joke.
Listen Tunde,
I'm going outside for fresh air.
Come with me.
Great.
I'll leave them to you.
Okay.
Let's just
come in, wait for him.
Because it's pretty hot out here.
No, you heard what he said.
You guys need to leave.
Blood of Jesus.
Wow.
Hey, babe.
What's going on?
I thought I heard Demi shouting.
No, nothing. It's just
a little misunderstanding.
-Oh, okay.
-Where is he now?
He went to the store. He'll probably
be back before his date comes by.
What
Will you stop that thing!
I'm coming. Let me see who's there.
Alright.
Hey, Tunde.
Hey, Maria.
You're here to see Sophia?
No, I'm here for dinner.
For dinner?
Don't tell me you are
the one that is having a date with Demi.
Why was everybody
making it seem like a surprise?
-Surprise?
-Yeah.
They refused to tell me it was you.
-Where is Demi?
-Please come in.
He went to the store to get
something. He'll be back in a minute.
Oh, okay.
Make yourself at home.
Sure.
Hey.
Hey.
Good evening, ma.
Oh, my dear. Come.
I'll be right back.
Demi told me a lot about you.
Really?
Oh yes.
He said you are such a nice young lady.
And do you know what I told him?
I said he should marry you immediately.
Ma, we are just taking it slow
but marriage is the ultimate goal.
Erm, you can call me Mama.
You are family now.
Okay, Mama.
Wow, such a pretty young lady.
My Demi is very lucky.
In fact, both my sons are very lucky
to have beautiful ladies
like both of you as wives.
-Thank you, ma.
-You're welcome.
Thank you.
Let me get the door.
Oh. Okay.
Oh! Very nice.
She's acting like a wife already.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Good evening. I'm here for Demi.
And you are?
Tayo.
I'm Demi's date.
Oh.
I think you have the wrong house.
My apologies.
Isn't this Demilade's house?
This is right.
Uh. Okay, um
So
I don't know what's going on,
or whatever it is you have with Demi,
but you're definitely
not having dinner while I'm here.
You must be Demi's sister.
I understand.
I understand that
you're protective of him.
The truth is
I like Demi. I really do.
So do I.
That's why we're getting married.
Married?
Yes.
And if you will excuse me,
I have a dinner table
to set for my fianc.
Fianc?
Bye.
You know you shouldn't be here all alone.
Someone could sweep you off your feet.
What's the matter?
Consider this an early wedding gift.
I dont understand
where this is all coming from.
Save it, Demi.
I already heard all
about it from your fiance.
Fiance?
Just when I thought you
were one of the few good ones.
-Mummy, tell her.
-Don't believe him.
-If you taste my jollof
-He only cooks concoction.
My firewood jollof--
Dinner is cancelled.
Ah, Demilade.
What's the matter?
Can't you behave yourself?
Can't you see that
we have guests in the house?
Hey, sweetie.
It's so good to see you, my love.
I wasn't expecting you.
Alright. Demilade, come on.
Can't you get over the fact that
she actually accepted your dinner invite?
I didn't invite her.
I'm even surprised that she showed up
here in the first place.
What do you mean?
Um, babe
I actually invited her over.
Wait. Demi,
whowho did you invite exactly?
Tayo. The girl in the club.
The same one that ditched you?
She didn't ditch me.
It was a misunderstanding.
Thanks again to Maria.
Did you tell Tayo that
we're getting married?
Why?
Do you realize how much
damage you've caused?
I only did you a favor.
Have you seen that girl in broad daylight?
She's, what, a three, I mean
with good makeup on,
she's like what, a four?
What gives you
the right to body shame her?
Do you think you're perfect?
Come on, isn't that obvious?
Me? Ten over ten.
I was just giving you free upgrade.
You know what?
It's fine.
Would you get married to me or not?
Please, leave.
Wait.
Are you seriously asking me to leave?
Yes. Have a nice life,
little Miss Perfect.
Am I gonna get my money?
Your what?
Okay, hold on. Hold on a minute.
Do you think I'll date this--
-It's okay, Maria.
-thing for nothing?
Maria, it's okay. I--
No, It's not okay.
I rendered you a service
and now you have to pay for it.
Do you know what time
I wasted on this transaction?
Do you know how many hook-ups
I've lost because of this loser?
See, just give me my money, please.
I'm not cut out--
Hey!
Who do you think you are
to talk to my son like that?
Now, get out of my house.
-Useless thief, cursed person, lazy girl!
-Mummy! No.
-Oh my goodness.
-Are you still there?
I can't believe what's going on right now.
Demi, I
What was your plan?
That I will be in a loveless
marriage for the rest of my life?
That wasn't the plan.
The plan was that
she'll file for an annulment
a week after the wedding
and you will not have to go through--
I don't want to hear it!
Hello.
Both of you had better
look for a way to fix this.
Nonsense.
Why? Why did you complicate everything?
I didn't know that we were going to
be able to find a way to get him married--
Nah, come on!
We could have waited. We could have
been patient.
We could have hoped for the best.
The best?
What's the best?
I know you, Tunde.
Would you have sat and waited for years
for your brother
to find someone or even propose to her
Mr. I-Have-My-Life-All-Sorted-Out?
Please. So you decided
to throw him under the bus?
All of this what good has it caused?
Take a look at it.
The poor boy only wanted
to help us, but now
-You betrayed him. You betrayed me!
-I didn't be--
Thisall of this,
I did it for you--
Oh please.
You're the one that
has timelines, deadlines
-You're the one that I love.
-Please.
-Tunde, I love you.
-Nah, please don't do that.
Just
Tunde.
I want to spend everyday I have
on God's green earth with you.
But we both know how you get when
things don't go your way.
I did a bad thing
for the man that I love.
And I'm sorry.
Wait, you know what? Just
I can't believe this.
I still can't believe this shit.
Great, just like every
other thing else in my life.
How are you?
Bro, I'm sorry I ruined your life plans.
Bro, you need to relax.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
It's not like marriage was going reduce
this unnecessary pressure I put on myself.
I was so hell-bent on
getting my life plan perfectly
and I just forgot that sometimes
I need to step back and be a brother,
or be a son.
Reminding myself of Mum.
I want everything to go perfectly and
if, God forbid, it doesn't go perfectly
problem.
But see what Maria did to me!
Wait, are you worried about Maria
or are you worried about the other girl?
Both.
They both hurt me differently.
Did you see the way Maria called me out?
I saw.
But have you tried to explain to
this Tayo girl your own side of things?
She doesn't believe me.
She won't take my calls.
Okay. She won't take your calls.
Then let's go and see her in person
so you can at least explain to her.
I don't know where she stays.
Bro, come on, don't tell me you
are going to give up so easily,
after everything we've put into this?
Listen bro, I apologise for
ruining your marriage.
Marriage.
A marriage that is not happening anymore.
For real?
Well, I don't know, to be honest.
And you are just saying this
so casually. Aren't you hurting?
I'm hurting but what am I going
to do? Am I going to kill myself?
See, with life sometimes,
you just have to allow things play
how they play and let
the cards fall where they may.
I can't kill myself.
You need to fix your relationship.
Even if I fix my relationship
and we get back together,
I still can't get married if you
don't get married, so what's the point?
Forget about that, bro.
See, rules were meant to be broken.
Who even invented all these rules like
you can't piss in the swimming pool
or eat tripe with your eyes open?
No.
That tripe one is gospel because see,
if you are eating tripe and
mistakenly, the thing just
backfires and catapults into your eye
you are in trouble.
Listen bro,
you've always been there for me, man.
Even in my darkest moments,
you've always had my back.
Stay away from my brother!
See the Mario brothers are here to
Luigi, you want to fight me, right?
Huh?
You want to fight me.
You want to save your brother, right?
Get him, babe.
Today, both of you will get beaten.
Chill, let me have a look.
Don't laugh.
Okay that was crazy.
I'm not doing that again.
No.
I got you, man.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I didn't know they still do
this Bournvita tech bootcamp
They do.
They reached out to me
to teach kids about coding.
Wow, the kids are lucky.
It'll be nice to have them learn
from the best coder.
But see
just based off everything that
you've told me about this girl,
you have to go look for her.
You think so?
Yes. With everything
that you've explained,
she sounds like a perfect person
to be a candidate for wifey.
I think I know where to start.
What is it?
What is your problem?
I said I can't.
It's against company policy.
No disclosure of personal information
unless it's a potential match.
Listen, I already told you I know
this girl.
I like her and she likes me.
There's no potential here, it's a match.
Look, Mister, don't destroy my life.
What is a match?
If she likes you that much,
why don't you wait
until she invites you to her house?
It's complicated.
Really? I knew it!
I knew it! She doesn't
want to speak with you.
Give me her address,
you heartless bastard!
What?!
What is it?
Is there more to this
than what we're discussing?
Take.
Let's just say this is
you redeeming yourself
after matchmaking me
with that black bird from hell.
Thank you. Noted.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
God bless you.
But
Wait, let me
I want to ask a simple question.
What is it with the Tayo girl?
You're the second person
requesting for her contact today. What?
Who else asked?
Some Some lady.
She seemed interested in her.
Now that you have done
your worst and you've created
an impact in my life,
can you people leave now?
What is wrong with you?
-You want to get beat up?
-You're mad.
I'm the one you are using fists for?
You want to get beat up?
Look
If you try this thing with me
I have a song.
A song?
Bro, you can't sing to save your life.
I know. But it's the thought that counts.
Okay. Let me see what you have there.
Bro, you didn't write this, come on.
Didn't you just see me write it?
Bro, that is a Maleek Berry song.
I know.
Wait
Damn.
I didn't realize that
until you told me. But
What do we do now?
Let's get there first.
Bro, she's not picking up her phone.
-Uh
-Tayo.
Maybe she's not at home, bro.
No, she's at home. She works remotely.
Okay, go and check. Let me park.
You?
You are the one
I let have my Call Of Duty.
Do you know
my girlfriend, Tayo? She lives here.
She's not happy
with me and I'm trying to get in.
Please help me get in.
What's in it for me?
I'll let you play my game
when it comes out. You'll love it.
Okay.
Hi, Kelechi.
I'm out.
What are you doing here?
I had to see you.
Hi, Tayo. My name is Tunde and--
Please, let's talk.
Um, okay.
Come in.
-Sophia.
-Tunde.
-What are you doing here?
-I
Listen, I'm so sorry.
It's fine. I mean
I figured that since I ruined
things in the first place, it's only
right that I come and fix things.
Yeah, fix things.
I'm very sorry, Tayo. I--
Looks like I'll be hosting
your entire family today.
-It's not anyone we know, I promise.
-It's okay.
Good afternoon, ma.
Good afternoon, my dear.
How are you?
I'm fine, ma.
God bless you.
You are welcome, ma.
Mama, what are you doing here?
I'm terribly sorry about the inconvience.
You are here?
It's fine.
It's not like I I get visitors often.
I have come to help you.
We're perfectly fine, Mama.
If your heartthrob lives here,
well
there is no harm in me
to come visit and win her over,
rather than watch you
drown yourself in that
sugary thing.
Mama, I understand your concern
but I can handle this myself.
Tayo
I'm very sorry.
What that crazy girl said was a lie.
You don't have to apologize for anything.
Demi
I feel bad.
I shouldn't have reacted the way
I did without hearing from you first.
I honestly think that I should
let my guard down some more.
Hopefully
this will make you drop down your guard.
What are you doing?
The right thing.
Girl,
you're just like fine wine.
Girl, you're better with every single day
and I'm loving the taste
of this beautiful fine wine.
Girl
you are a fine wine.
You're the one for me.
And you're gonna have my baby.
-Is that not the line from Maleek Berry's
-I was just Just shh.
I was kinda hoping for a ring.
Listen, Tayo
Let's take things slow, okay?
I think we can really build something.
-together.
-I think so too.
Yes.
I
I was stupid.
Right?
When you left the other day,
I realised that I had been focusing
on the wrong things.
Deadlines and timelines,
they don't mean anything.
What really matters is the fact that
I always want to be with you and
I love you, Sophia.
I love you, babe.
I love you so much.
It's so embarassing
kissing in front of my mum.
You people think that your
father and I never made out.
How did you come along?
Mama, I don't want to think
about that image in my mind.
Anyway, Mama, this is
the girl I told you about.
-Tayo, meet my mum.
-The nice girl.
God bless you, my dear.
Good girl, it shall be well with you.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
Congratulations, bro.
I know I didn't say this to you
before but Sophia is a real catch.
Yeah, congratulations to you too, bro.
And she's happy and gorgeous too.
You know what, yeah,
I tell you, she's not the real
person that is happy today.
It's Mama.
You can say that again.
She got her wish.
And it didn't matter that
you said I do 30 seconds after I did.
Bro, at least everything corresponded
in the right order of things.
Well hello, Demi and Tunde.
-Hi, Raven.
-Hi.
Congratulations. I hope
you guys are having a great time,
a wedding under the blue sky
It's really a blessing,
you know, filled with
-love and good essence, you know.
-I heard you're with Larry now.
Yes. Yes, we are.
Actually, where is he?
He's going to meet us at the after-party.
Oh, okay.
Raven, why are you acting like an angel?
I am an angel.
But wait, why do you
keep calling me, Raven?
My name is Sunshine.
I think she has, like,
a personality disorder or something.
You know, someone was buried
right there where you're sitting.
You know what, let's just go party now.
Bye, Raven Sunshine.
Whatever you are called.
Hey! Pato!
My lovely son. Congratulations.
Come and greet me. She's not running away.
She's not running away.
I'm really glad Larry introduced us.
I've never met anyone
as sleek as you before.
You're are so sleek, it's unbelievable.
That's because there are
just two of us left in this realm.
I know, right.
So you're like, what, unique?
Why don't we go somewhere private?
How private?
Extremely private.
Okay.
Hello Mama, is everything okay?
Yes, we are all here.
Okay, hold on.
Go ahead, you are on speaker.
I know you are all going away
for your honeymoon tonight.
But I have to tell you something
important before you reach the moon.
What is it, Mama?
You know what usually happens
when young married couples
go away on their honeymoon?
Do you know?
They make babies.
Yes Tayo, they make grandbabies.
When it comes to grandbabies,
there is also an order of things.
-Not again!
-Demi and Tayo
Demi and Tayo got married first,
so they should have the first baby.
Understood?
Yes, Mama.
I don't know what to say to that. Man!
Interesting taste.
Tell me more about yourself.
Like, what you already know?
-My name is Maria, I'm twen--
-No.
Not your human form.
I want to know more
about your spirit form.
What is your essence?
Oh my essence? That's easy.
Fashion.
Do you believe in immortality?
Like people not dying?
Yes.
Can't say I do.
Why not?
Because I know so many
people that have died.
Death is all about perception.
And so is love and
immortality itself.
Okay, I know people say
I'm not perceptive
but why are we talking about this again?
Never mind.
You see
I want to open your eyes
to a higher level of perception.
How?
Show me your hands.
My hands?
Let me take you to a whole new perception
of higher
ecstacy.
Subtitle translation by: Ayolope Koiki