The Rough Patch (2026) Movie Script
1
[dramatic music]
I want you right now
All right
Had it coming
It was funny how we met
Had long conversations on
how she liked to make it wet
She told me what she looking for
A man woman kind with an elevated mind
That's when I gave her my number
I said use a wing
somebody to come and talk
Shorty called me the next day
She said, "I need you to come over "
I got something for you to see"
You only call when you want some
I don't think you know my name
Just have to play your game
- Yeah, that's right, pop on me, I'll pop right in your ass.
Oh, that didn't sound so
right. Oh, whatever, man, okay?
You haven't killed me all game
and I'm picking you off like
the fleas on my dog's ass.
Oh, wow. Now I suck off.
No, you know who sucks, man?
Your mom sucks me real good
while you're still in your fucking room.
- [Roger] Ben! - Dad, hey.
Just getting ready for bed
telling my friends goodnight.
- Sound like you were telling him to suck you off.
- No, Dad, that was for his mom.
- Well, wouldn't you want that from someone,
I don't know, your own age?
- Dad, that'd be ideal and great,
but girls my age only like guys
with like huge biceps
and Letterman jackets.
- So you think women my age
are going to like video games
and boys who sleep on twin beds?
- No, that's not what I meant, dad.
You're not getting what I'm saying, okay?
I'm not those other guys.
So if it ever comes down to the choice,
if I even have a choice,
I'm going to be the
last one to get picked.
- Hey, look, all I'm saying, son,
is I've been in your position before
and the only way out of it
is to get yourself out there.
- What you're doing right now? Is that a robe?
- Look, son, that's different.
If your mother was still around,
there's nothing any woman
could ever do that would
detach me from her.
I love that woman to
death. Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Dad, I know what you meant.
- That's poor choice of words.
- I know what you meant. - Look, what I mean to say is,
would you rather I not see any
woman at all and be miserable
and have it affect our
welfare and I go broke,
or find happiness in
someone else that fits me?
- I don't know, what would mom want?
- I think she'd want me to be happy,
just like I want you to be happy.
And I'd be a failure as a
father if the only memories
you had of high school were video games,
and not banging babes with
your best friend Lionel
before you go off to college.
- First of all, it's Lionel.
Second of all, it's not that easy.
- Look son, you never know.
Once you actually make an attempt,
there's no telling what
the results might be.
- Roger, are you ready for your massage?
- I'll be right with you, sweetheart. Have the oil ready.
You see what I'm saying, son?
You never know what you're capable of.
Look at that piece of ass.
- Oh God.
- Hey, good night, my boy.
[door squeaks]
[bed squeaking]
Oh baby, you taste just
like flowers and jam.
Slappity, dabbity, do me, baby.
- [Josephina] Oh yeah.
[upbeat music]
It's in the mix, cake batter
Better stack it for you flip
By the dip, kid crispy
like a classic bag of chips
All of that, I need it
quick, but take your time
Do it right, a magic
trick is only if the hand
Is quicker than the eye
You heard what the man said
But you choose to get
it like sandwich bread
With sauce on it just lube
and you talking over it
With the cold butters,
spread love like grandmothers
Niggas know better
It's in the mix, it's in the mix
It's in the mix, it's in the mix
It's in the mix, it's in the whip
It's in the mix, that's in the mix
Slide with me for a minute, let's ride
Looking at the Rolly,
it's about that time
Checkin fly weight
when we cross that line
My whip look nice,
but I'm not that kind
Let me give you a little recap on this
It's all about money and ownership
Caught a riff off from his owner shit
- I've been doing good.
- I'm doing good. How about you?
You guys want to go to
the library at 6:00?
- Yeah, just got to ask my mom real quick.
- What's up, young man? How you been?
- Good. - That's good.
Hey man, do a trick on that thing.
Hey. - Yeah. Come on man.
- [Guys] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do
it, do it, do it, do it.
[guys cheering]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
Slow down, this is
slipping through my mind
This conversation has run out of time
Honey, I know you know what I mean
And that's the one thing
that you soon will find
I know that you really want to go
My mind is running out of gas
Just relax, and recap,
and relapse tonight
My body's jumping, and
I go through the motions
And I'm leaving on this journey
Maybe someday I'll come
running home to you
I don't want to see the day,
my words cannot make it safe
Her heart in my hands,
it's too bad, no regrets
I don't want to see the day
Her tears are falling on my grave
This is my one chance
to take back, no regrets
Let's go, I just want to let you know
This situation leaves me out of breath
We'll drive, 'til the
love that's in your eyes
Drops to the ground,
unravels like a thread
I know that you really want to go
I only think about her
[gentle music] [bell dinging]
- Papito! Papito! [fists thudding]
- Okay, bring him up. Bring him up.
- The South side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.
- South side, South side.
I done hear it this time
and time before from you.
What's the matter with you, huh?
- What you think you better than me on something?
You rotten bastard.
- Ah, rotten, huh? I find that kind of funny.
Since I don't remember
being made of fruit.
- Look man, why don't you just let me go?
Man, I ain't going to
say nothing to nobody.
[Papito laughs]
- Let you go, huh? What does that prove?
I'm some sort of a gringo father
that can't take care of his kids?
- Papito!
- Okay, okay, okay.
What does that teach you?
- Forgiveness.
- God, what do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?
Take him to the trunk, you already know.
- Hey fool, what are you doing?
- Oh shit!
New shoes, new shoes. Not
the board, not the board.
Oh look, the gang's all here.
[Papito speaking Spanish]
- What are you doing sticking your nose
in growing vatos' business, huh?
- Oh, I swear I was just actually passing
through the neighborhood.
- Passing through, huh? - Yeah.
- You want me to dispose him, hefe?
- You will do that for me, huh?
- It'd be my pleasure.
- Hey guys, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute, boss.
- Huh? - Huh?
What is the matter with you, huh?
- He's a kid. You got the skateboard, the product.
You see where I'm going with this?
- I don't know where you're going.
[Papito speaking Spanish] - Okay. Yeah.
- You know what, homes, you might be onto something.
Yeah, I see that. Yeah.
If this backfires, you know how we do.
I will eat your children in
the morning for breakfast.
You know how we do [speaking Spanish].
You understand what I'm saying?
- Oh.
- Now don't take till taco Tuesday
to make this happen, okay?
- Okay, boss, I get it.
I get it. But I'm telling you.
You won't regret it, all right?
- Homes, what is wrong with you, huh?
I'm the only one who
dismisses conversation, huh?
My two-year-old chihuahua
don't move unless I tell him to.
[speaking Spanish]
- Chihuahua?
[Papito speaking Spanish]
- And for you, amigo,
you see it was brought to my attention.
I should not kill you. Instead,
I should make you useful.
- Useful? How?
- You see those wheels you came in here on in?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you're going to use those wheels.
You're going to deliver packages for me.
Carlos.
Now you're going to take this act of mercy
that I give to you, you're
going to take this to a place,
and they're going to put
money inside of it for you.
You're going to bring it back in 48 hours.
- 48 hours? You mean like two days, 48 hours, right?
- Somebody's a little funny around here. No, in two weeks.
- Okay, because I was just going to say 48's a real-
[gunshot fires]
- Or maybe I should make it 24.
- No, you know what? 48 sounds perfect.
- Yes, it does, does it not?
- Yeah.
- 6:00 tomorrow, this location.
Make sure, chico, that nothing
happens to this package.
And let me tell you something, chico,
if you don't show, I'm going
to have to visit BC Central
and I don't think you want that, do you?
- No, no. - Go Bearcats.
- It's actually Bearcats. - Watch your mouth, pendejo.
- I'll shut up, yeah.
- Get him out of here.
- I'm going to go sell this now. Yay.
Okay, all right. I'm moving.
[upbeat music] [phone beeping]
- [Lionel] Yo, what's up?
- [Ben] Dude, are you home yet?
- Yeah, what's good?
Papito? You can't be serious.
- Why the fuck would I lie
about something like this man?
- Because first of all, why did his mom name him that?
And second, how did he even catch you?
- Look.
Oh, he slapped the shit out of that nigga.
- See?
- Okay, and these Pablo Escobar looking dudes
caught you how?
- You know, I sort of fell.
- You the best skater in the city, and you fell?
- Yes. Okay, man.
I fell. I ride a skateboard,
not a fucking monster truck.
- Come on, man.
Monster truck or not, you've been skating
for 10 plus years doing
tricks down stairs.
I can barely jog down.
But when your life actually
depends on it, you fall?
- Look, there was a rough patch I didn't see, okay?
- Okay, let me get this straight.
So you're telling me some
cholos beat some guy's ass,
you seen it, they caught you,
but still they think you'd
make a good delivery boy
for their... - No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, man, these guys want
me to sell every single thing
in this box and return them profit.
- Wait, so they want you to sell drugs?
Is that what I'm hearing?
- I guess so, Lionel. If you put it like that, yes.
- Ben, do you know what this means?
- Yeah, it means I'm going to have my legs broken
if I don't do it, but I might die.
- No, fool.
It means finally you and I are
finally going to be accepted.
- Where? In the county's jail?
- No, man.
Well, I mean, you know, if
we get caught, then yeah.
- What are you getting at?
- I'm saying, bro, we should make this thing work
in our favor.
We shouldn't be scared of
Papito. We should be thankful.
- How?
- Because he just threw us a brick.
Cha-ching, we're drug dealers.
Income and popularity increased.
- Are you out of your GTA fucking playing mind?
If we're drug dealers, we're
going to end up a prison.
- Look, bro, before we were nobodies
treated like bystanders,
but now that we're going
to be drug dealers,
everyone's going to want to be our friend.
- Okay, I'm going to say this the nicest way possible
because you're not
registering what I'm saying,
but are you crazy?
- Man, aren't you tired of not getting invited
to cool parties and being an outcast?
Don't you want to create special memories,
especially for our senior year?
- Yeah, man. I want to make memories of me being laid.
And I don't mean me being laid
as like someone's bitch in prison.
That's me.
And then this is the fucking
big Black guy in prison.
- Okay, stop. Okay, calm your tits, sweetheart, okay?
Just hear me out.
Since we have no choice to
either do what Papito says
or he kills you and you can't return it,
let's just take it for what it is
and turn it into a positive.
I mean, because, you know,
we see what being a drug dealer brings in.
Money, power, respect.
Only if done right because we don't want
to end up like Scarface.
- Who's Scarface?
- What? You've never seen the movie "Scarface"?
You're talking to me, huh? You?
No, that doesn't ring a bell?
- I mean, I've seen a couple-
- Oh my God. You know what?
See if it's cool with your parents
if you can stay the night
tonight, I'm going to ask mine.
Mom, can Ben stay the night tonight
and you drop us off at school tomorrow?
- [Mom] Lionel, come wash these goddamn dishes.
- She said it's cool. What's wrong?
- Well, you know, just weighing
my lose-lose options here
because I mean, if I don't
go through with this,
Papito's going to end my life,
but if I do go through with
it, I still might die, man.
- Like I said, there's rules to this, my boy,
and Tony Montana is going
to teach us rule number one,
never get greedy.
[dramatic music]
- Look, Lionel, all I'm saying is I'm 17, man. Okay?
I don't know if I'm cut
out for this type of work.
- You watched "Scarface" last night.
- I can't end up like that.
- And we also watched "Snowfall,"
which was drug dealing done the right way.
Franklin Saint became a boss.
All we got to do is be more like Franklin.
Damn, boy.
- You know what, man?
Are you even sure you're cut
out for this type of work?
Might as well be,
because I damn for sure
ain't cut out for school.
Man, I got a D in biology right
now. Can you believe that?
- Mr. Kownowski's tough, man.
- Yeah, we got the pack now. We don't need biology.
I can hear all their voices now.
"Hey, Lionel. You came up, man.
Oh, that's Lionel over
there. He plugged up.
Oh, you don't know him. That's Lionel.
He got the sauce."
- The sauce.
Yeah, you know, I though the whole point
about being a drug dealer
wasn't to tell anyone.
- Well, yeah, but only the right people
because if the right people know,
we get in all the right doors.
- Okay, but how do we even know
if we want what's behind those doors?
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] Well, now's your chance to go talk to her.
- And say what?
- What we talked about.
Suddenly let her know
you got the bag on you.
- It's not a bag, man. It's a fucking box.
- You know what I mean, man.
Let her know that you got
plenty of party packs.
- Do you hear yourself?
You sound insane, that's
not going to work.
- How if you don't even try?
[dramatic music]
- Hi, Jenny.
I don't know if you know
who I am, but I'm Ben.
- Hi, Ben. Yeah, I think I do know you.
- Really? You do?
- Wait, weren't you that kid hanging from the flagpole
in ninth grade?
[girls laughing]
- Yeah, I should have worn proper underwear that day.
- Uh-huh.
- Look, so I kind of came over here
to talk to you about...
- Huh?
- Basically, what I'm just trying to say
is that I had this thing on me.
- Excuse me?
- No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not bad for you.
It's obviously been pretty good for you.
- Ew, what are you saying?
Get away from me, you sick pervert.
- [Cheerleader] Oh, look at his shoes.
- Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- What are you talking about? I missed.
- Exactly, but if you never done it,
you would've missed, guaranteed.
But at least you tried it.
- Oh God, I hate you.
- Me?
Man, what you call that stuttering
you was doing over there?
Hi, Jenny.
[Lionel mumbling]
- I froze there. You want me to say it, man? I froze.
- Froze up. Did Tony freeze up
when he was macking on Ovira?
Do you ever freeze up when
you're hitting inward heel flips?
- No.
- Then you can't freeze up on the woman
that's going to take you to the top.
Man, now that you're moving weight,
you got to have swag too.
Like money mentioned Tony.
- The fuck is that, man? I don't know who those people are.
- Man, you weren't paying attention
to any of the movies that
we watched last night?
- Okay, you need to understand that it's so hard for me
to pay attention to anything
in the world right now
because all I can think about
is I have 48 hours left to live.
- Look, man, all I'm saying is once you have that push
and confidence, nothing can stop you.
Observe.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
- I'm walking down the hallway.
- Walking down the hallway.
Buddy, not that one. Did you forget?
It's the popular kids hallway.
They'll eat us alive down there.
- Nigga, who is we? I'm a high value man now.
- Are you allowed to say that word? Like, can you say that?
- What you mean? I'm half.
My daddy Blacker than 100 midnights.
- Right. So why are you paler than 1,000 vanillas?
- Because my mama is, and so are your parents.
But you better not going
around saying that word
unless you want them
48 hours short of one.
Excuse me.
[upbeat music]
- Good luck.
It's the juggernaut, bitch
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[everyone laughs]
- Hey, fuck boy, next time
[locker slams]
before you get in our way.
- What are you doing in our hallway anyway, dork?
- Just chill, man. You know, I was just making my rounds.
- Your rounds? And who are you?
- Someone you should know, Cade.
- How do you know my name?
- Come on, man.
Everyone know you the star QB
and the most popular kid in school,
which is why you should know me too.
- Oh, really? Why should I?
- Because I got the goods, baby.
They call me LC, a.k.a. LC the plug.
- The plug? The plug for what?
- Anything you want, my man.
- Get a load of this clown right here.
My victims out aren't as
usually as bold as you are.
I love a good show before a beating.
- Hey, no, no, no. I'm full, okay?
Anything you need off
the field, I got you.
Okay? I can take care of you.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
- You got it like that? - Like that.
- Like that, like that? - Like that, like that.
- Okay, LV.
- It's LC.
- Look, whatever. You free tonight?
- Yeah.
I mean, you know, it depends
on where my business takes me,
you know what I'm saying? - Look,
party tonight at Jenny's house.
Her parents are out of town
and we're throwing a banger.
We even got the cool kids coming out,
so we're going to need the good stuff.
- Sure, count me in.
- Yeah. That's what I like to hear.
- Oh, and sorry about that, little man.
- It's all good, guys.
Just, you know, a little misunderstanding,
so I'll see you guys tonight, right?
- All right, bet it up. But hey, don't forget the stuff.
- Of course. I got you, Cade, you know what I'm saying?
- All right. Now scram.
[upbeat music]
- So what just happened?
- You want to know what happened?
- Yeah.
- All right, I'll tell you what happened.
- All right. Tell me then, man.
- All right, just check it, okay?
Go home, put on your good stuff,
because we have our
first high school party
to go to tonight.
- You're kidding, right?
- I kid you not.
Cade invited us to the
party with the cool kids,
and see, I told you we was in there.
- Okay. Are you even sure we're like in the same vicinity?
Like, are we in there there?
- Like swimwear. And guess who's going to be there?
- Who?
- Jenny, because it's at her house.
- Holy shit, you're serious?
- For real.
- Then we're fucking in there.
- What the fuck was that, bro?
- Fuck off.
[Ben laughs]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- What's up, Pablo Escobar?
- Jesus Christ. Why you do that?
- Hey, man.
I know you're sulking about Jenny Penny,
but you know, you'll get another chance.
- Shut up.
- Hey, man, just wait. Wait till tonight.
She's going to be all
over that tally knuckle
when she finds out that we're the ones
with the party favors in the spot.
- Tally knuckle? What is that?
- A man's best part.
- Yeah, you know, that's great and all. That's real great.
But what am I supposed to do now?
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean, what do I mean?
I mean that, you know, I
brought the stuff to school
and I got to get it out of here.
- You brought the pack to school?
- Shh.
You don't have to announce
it to the whole school.
It's not supposed to be here.
- Like hell it ain't. Man, why'd you bring that shit here?
- I don't know.
You know, I was just thinking,
what if someone wanted some now?
And I didn't have it on me.
It's not like I can
just go home and get it.
That's just not efficient, Lionel.
Efficiency is key when
you sell drugs, Lionel.
- My God, you are absolutely right.
See, I knew watching
"Scarface" was beneficial.
Look at you taking notes and
shit. I'm so proud of you.
- I am. Just don't get me killed, okay?
- I'm not going to get you killed.
If anything, it's that Papito
dude that wants to kill you,
but that's, you know, only if
you don't get the job done.
So you ready to do this?
- What other choice do I have?
- That's what I like to hear.
Oh, and I should probably ride
home with you for protection,
you know, in case we run into any Papitos
or cholos or KKK members or Village People
who want to stab you in the back.
- Like Zulu?
- Zulu, Hulu, Voodoo, Voodoo, whatever.
- I saw that. I saw that TikTok.
[upbeat music]
- [Roger] Hey, Benny, you down here, son?
- Yes, dad, I am.
- Just checking up on you.
Went to sit down at the dinner
table and you weren't there.
- I'm fine.
I'm just, you know, looking
over a couple things.
- You got plans tonight, son?
- Sort of.
- Your first high school party, huh?
- Oh God, how'd you know?
- That's the same nervous look I had on my face
when I was trying to
find something to wear
for my first high school party,
which was also my senior year.
- You serious? - Oh yeah.
You know I had almost straight A's.
I was on the debate team
and was actually part of the glee club.
- Glee club?
- Yeah, you know, son, it's men's choir.
- You were singing? Tell me you're joking.
- Oh yeah. Your dad had some talent, my boy.
That's actually I started finally getting
some play with the ladies.
- Really? How?
- Well, when my voice was changing,
it would get all scratchy and squeaky
and people would make fun of
me and call me Mighty Mouse
until I learned to sing
deeper, be a baritone,
adapt a deeper singing voice.
Then I'd saunter over to the ladies
and lay some Barry White on that ass.
- Who?
- Barry White.
Don't try to change me
Just take off those panties
[Roger vocalizing]
[Ben laughing]
- That's not funny. It's pretty good.
And then it worked, right?
- Well, only with your mother, smackity dappity doo.
That's how I lost my virginity, son.
- Oh God. I don't need to know that, dad.
- I say all that, son, just to say this.
When you go out tonight,
don't try to be something you're not.
If you just be yourself,
people love you more for it.
I promise you that.
Give me some right here.
- Thanks, dad. You're the best.
- As a matter of fact,
I've been waiting to give you something
and I think tonight's a perfect night.
- What?
- Yeah.
My dad bought that for me
my freshman year of college.
Since you're going off to college soon,
I'm handing it down to you,
first generation to do so.
- Dad, this is sick. I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
- You're welcome, son. I love you.
Have fun tonight.
- Love you too, dad.
- Now if you excuse me, I can't wait
to hear all about it in the morning,
but Josephina, [vocalizing]
is waiting on me.
[gentle music]
- Yo, what's up, B?
You got the shit?
Because if you don't, I'm
finna go in the trunk,
pop a cap in your bitch ass.
So you got the money or what?
You going to give me the money?
Because if you don't, I'll
pop a cap up on your bitch ass
like this.
[gunshots firing]
Bitch. Nah, that's too much, right?
All right.
Yo, what's up, dog? You
know what I'm saying?
Yeah, bro. You know, what's good?
You got the shit?
Because I got it too,
you know what I'm saying?
Oh man, nah, you chilling, you chilling,
you know what I'm saying?
I'll wait. I'll wait.
No, I'm kidding.
Go get me my shit
because I've been waiting
and I've been waiting
here for five minutes.
Oh, really? Oh, so you think you the shit?
You ain't shit. Hey,
say, bro, what's good?
Give me my shit because I've been waiting
for the past 10 minutes, nigga.
Don't make me go to the car,
pop a cap in your bitch ass.
That's too much. Let me do it again.
Hey boy, don't make me come over there
and wipe that smirk off your damn face.
You ain't playing with me.
[knuckles rapping]
[Ben whistling]
- About time you got here.
- Shut up.
- Thanks for keeping this at your house, Lionel.
Oh, sure. No problem.
- Thanks, man. You're the best.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever. We lit tonight, it's party time.
Finna get some bitch,
you know what I'm saying?
[upbeat music]
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
- Yo, LC, my boy, you made it.
- Yo, what's good? I told you I would.
That's my partner B right here.
- Yo, I'm B.
Okay.
- Oh, and is that the stuff you brought with you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Whatever, bro.
Put your skateboards in the closet
and put that in the upstairs bedroom.
I'm still waiting on a few
more people to show up.
- For sure.
- And grab a drink or something, you know?
- All right, I got you. Appreciate it, man.
[upbeat music]
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
- Yo, can you believe this though?
The cool kids are really here.
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
[upbeat music]
Going on
[upbeat rap music]
- Man, can you believe it down there?
Four years being labeled as a dweeb
has finally come to this.
I mean, it's like a whole
nother world out there.
Girls, drinks, a big ass
house, the cool kids.
I mean, look how many doors
this one box has opened for us.
It's time for you to finally realize, Ben,
we're the chosen ones.
- Lionel, do you realize we haven't even opened
the fucking box yet?
I mean, how can you assume all that shit
when we don't even know
we're fucking selling?
- I guess you're right.
Damn, I didn't think about
that. It could be anything.
Kush, White girl, dog food.
Oh my god, it's like a mystery box.
- Okay, stop drooling over it and let's just open it, man.
We need to see what we're
about to give everyone.
- All right, let's see. Ooh, I can't wait to be kingpin.
From now on, I go by LC the Plug,
the master, distributor, trafficker,
of thousands of bricks of candy bars?
- What the fuck is this?
- Wait, no, is this real? I think so, man.
- Dude, what are we going to do?
- Fuck! This is seriously not happening to me right now.
- You?
Cade's going to kill us once
he finds out we're liars,
phonies, tappers.
- Cade?
Listen man, you are going
to be in my fucking funeral
when Pepito ends my life.
What are you talking about Cade for?
- Okay, wait, how and why does this Papito character
want you to sell and deliver candy bars?
- Beats me, man, okay?
I was just riding my
board by the train tracks
and then he beat someone up
and dragged him away, man.
I just didn't want to be next.
He said he was giving me
like little tortillas.
- Oh man. We got to get the hell out of here fast.
- Oh, we just got here.
- You want to die here?
We got to get us and this box out of here
before Cade finds us, come on.
Sliding by with the orange wine
Got incense and candles lit
Smelling good like all the time
Got PS5 and all the guys
Her bed sheets was Calvin Klein
I'm finna start coming over
Her lemonade always colder
Got a basketball court
inside the building
- Thank y'all for rocking with us.
Thank you for taking care of
us, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you for Jenny for us
letting us rap in this big house.
We finna start coming over here for real.
- We appreciate y'all cool kids in here, man.
[everyone shouts]
- Jenny. Hey, cool party, right?
- Hey, Ben. What are you doing here?
- I was actually invited.
Look, so I just want to say I'm sorry
about earlier today at school.
Our last exchange was like really awkward
and I think you're just super pretty
so I can get a little nervous sometimes.
- That's very cute. Thanks, Ben.
I guess you're not totally a pervert.
[both laughing]
- No, I'm probably actually the farthest thing from it.
- So who are you really, Ben?
- Me, I don't know. Not enough words for fingers.
Okay, not funny. I don't know.
Someone that just wanted to be popular.
- Really? Why?
- I thought it would make me more accepted.
Not such a dweeb.
- You really think so?
- Yeah, I guess.
- I never thought that at all.
- What?
- I mean, speaking from having popularity experience,
all I ever got from it was distracted.
- I don't quite follow. What are you talking about?
- I mean, from what's really real.
It always felt like a
job to fit in and stay in
and look this way and dress this way.
And I felt very limited to certain things
because I had to hold up this whole image.
- Well, what's the real you?
- The environment, nature.
I've always wanted to train animals.
When I was seven, my
parents took me up north
to go horseback riding.
I've always wanted to have one,
maybe a whole stable of them.
- Okay. Wow, I guess I just never saw you as that.
- Yeah. But I just give everyone what they want instead.
- What about what you want?
I mean, if you don't mind me saying,
I think what you just
told me about the real you
is way cooler than what you're
presenting to the rest of us.
- Really?
- Of course.
Look, Jenny,
I'm going to just say
this, but you're beautiful.
You care about the environment.
You have a great mind.
Care about the people in the environment
and basically just what
I'm trying to say is that
any guy would be really lucky
to have a girl like you.
- You're really sweet, Ben. Thank you so much.
- Don't mention it.
- And you're a great listener.
- Thank you.
- Should we go back to the party?
- Yeah, the party, yes.
- Let's go.
[upbeat music]
- Dude, where have you been?
- I was out back talking to Jenny.
- Jenny, are you out of your mind?
Did y'all make out?
- I was like this close.
- Whatever. It doesn't matter now.
We got to get out of here
before Cade finds us.
- Yo. LC, what's up, man?
I though you said you had to stuff, bro.
I though we had a deal.
- Hey, Cade, look, I was just about to go looking for you.
I just want to let you know
that I actually don't
have the stuff on me.
It's at home, but I'm going to go back
and get it and then come back.
- Bro, that's cap. You just told me it was right there.
- No, I didn't. I said it was close by.
- Where?
- In the car.
- Go get it.
- You got the money?
- It's close by too.
- Well, go get it.
- Nah, you go get it.
- Okay.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
- What the fuck is this shit?
Candy? You trying to trick us?
- No, okay? I swear.
We didn't know it was candy
either, man. We just found out.
- Bro, wait a minute. So y'all never had drugs?
Just a box of candy
walking around the school?
What fucking losers.
[everyone laughs]
Man, walking around this bitch
like y'all big meat or something.
You Sesame Street Boys are soft.
[everyone laughs]
Man, get y'all ass up out of here
before our roast all through the floor.
- Come on, man, let's get out of here.
[everyone laughs]
Come on, man, let's get
out of here. Go, get.
- Shit.
Going back to being fucking nerds.
- Yeah, fucking girl scouts.
First off, you chose
me, I didn't lose you
How can you say I lost
when I didn't choose you
You calling all your baby straight
But I can't fuck with you
- Dude, do you ever feel like we're living
in some sort of simulation ever?
- Man, I would hope not.
If I'm this much of a
dweeb in a simulation,
I'd probably off myself.
- Okay. Dude, it could have been worse.
- How?
- First of all, we got out there untouched.
Do you know what a beating feels like
from Cade and those guys, man?
I don't remember what Willis
did to you in 10th grade
with the little daddy lump thing.
- Yeah, that's bad, but nothing's worse than
not being a drug dealer
and not getting girls
to being a drug dealer and
still not getting girls.
I might as well just be gay.
- No, bro, you're insane.
- I mean, what else do we got to do?
Like what did we ever do to deserve this?
At this rate, we'll never get laid.
I'll never be cool enough
to pull bad bitches.
- Right when Jenny was starting to like me too, man.
- For real? No, she wasn't.
- Yeah, we talked for a long time.
- Yeah, I knew. I couldn't find your ass.
- Good while it lasted, I'll tell you that,
because I mean, she
probably wants nothing,
nothing to do with me now after that.
Whatever the fucking fuck that was.
You know, Lionel,
the two days we were drug dealers and all,
I got to admit, man.
You sure made it sound more fun
than it probably should have been.
Especially the way we got into that party.
- Really?
Hell yeah, man.
It's like for a second, we
were actually important.
- Yeah, man.
I couldn't have created
these memories without you.
So I just want to say, you know,
thank you for being there for me
when I'm going through all this.
- Don't worry about it, man.
We've been boys since kindergarten.
I got you back for life, homie.
That's why when we get a real break,
I'm splitting it with you.
We finna go out of town.
I'm saying once we get a real break,
me and you, bro, we finna go-
- No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying that I
thought you were just joking,
but I'm not.
I told you this, I'm not doing-
- Whatever, man. Turn the game on.
- Let's just turn the game on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
- Fucking diaper boy.
- Is that you?
[phone buzzing]
Shit, who's calling me?
Hello?
- [Papito] Hola, Benjamin.
- Who is this?
- [Papito] Oh, come on now.
I know you haven't forgotten
about your Uncle Papito.
- Oh, no, no. Of course I haven't.
Papito.
- [Papito] That's Tio to you.
Because I'm calling in
hopes that my good nephew
did that favor for his Tio.
- Oh. No, of course I did, Papito.
- [Papito] I hope so, because I don't want to have
to turn into the mean uncle
and come up to BC Central High
and pull you out of class early
because of a medical emergency.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, not at all, Tio.
Yeah. You don't have to worry about that.
- [Papito] Now, you remember that address
I gave to you, right?
- Unfortunately, yes.
- [Papito] Okay.
You'll be there at 6:00 sharp
with the profit and the package.
You don't show up, I will have
to come and find you myself.
- Okay. Yeah, sounds good.
You got my word.
- [Papito] Gracias. Now I'm counting on you.
- See, I told you, man, we're going to die.
- 6:00. That's six hours.
How the hell are me and
you supposed to deliver
all those candy bars in that time?
Who does he think we are? Girl Scouts?
- No, but...
Wait, what the fuck did you say?
- I said Girl Scouts.
- Yes, motherfucker. The Girl Scouts, yes.
Oh my God. Oh my fucking
God, you're a genius.
Lionel. - I'm a genius?
- Lionel, Lionel.
Yes, motherfucker, you're a genius.
Listen, I have a plan, but
it's only going to work
if you can get all the
access to your dad's
Hollywood stores.
Can you fucking do that, man?
- Are you serious?
- Serious? Buddy, we have six hours.
I'm dead serious. Let's go.
- Okay, it's in the basement. Come on.
[upbeat music]
- Hello, my name's Lionel Coinbake
and I'm a Boy Scout of America.
- Okay, back in the box. Come on, Lionel.
[upbeat music]
[Lionel shouting]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- Oh, Minnie, you really broke my heart
when you were fucking around with Goofy.
You broke me because, you know,
I really miss playing with your...
- Lionel, Lionel,
I didn't know your
parents were this freaky.
What are you doing?
- Just cleaning out the garage,
making sure everything's
intact, you know, that's clean.
Clean it up, you know. Just
make sure everything's...
- You think we have time for this?
- Dude, I don't even know what that is.
Like, I don't even. I've never used it.
- You don't know what these are.
- You know what's crazy is... Ben, don't tell anyone, okay?
My mom took me to a Halloween party.
- She's a freak, just like you.
Why do they smell like fish?
Like salmon. - Yeah.
- Like a good tilapia out of the water.
Anyways, look, let's go, man.
We don't have time for this.
- Wait, forgot the weight.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings]
- Just act cool, man.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Me and Peter here actually
live in the neighborhood
and we volunteered actually
at the kids shelter.
We're just out here selling
some chocolates to the neighbors
to help fund actually
rebuild the kids shelter
since the last one got destroyed
by the rhino who escaped the zoo.
- Oh my gosh, how terrible.
You know, it's really sweet
what you're doing to help,
young man.
You know, I'll take three.
- Really? Wow.
Here you go. Oh, now that's four.
I'm going to take one back.
[Ben laughs]
Thank you.
[upbeat music]
[knuckles rapping] [upbeat music]
- Ooh, good afternoon, young man.
- Good afternoon today, sir.
Me and Jerry here are actually a part
of the American Boy Scouts of America.
- Oh, ain't that something? Lookie here, lookie here.
Hey, darling. Boy Scouts
out here looking sharp as ever.
- [Wife] Well, you better not buy nothing from them.
- Oh, mind your business, damn it. Woman.
Only here trying to tell me what to do.
Anyway, Boy Scouts looking sharp.
I remember my Boy Scout days.
Yeah, sir, that was 1969.
Oh, I was looking so fresh in my outfit.
You though it was an Afro sheen.
[everyone laughs]
Now what can I do for you boys here today?
- Well, sir, we're actually just out here
selling chocolates today.
We're trying to hire a new scout leader
since our last one got
fired for abusing kids.
- Mm, mm, mm.
That boy acting a damn fool
up in a place of honor.
I tell you that much, but anyway,
I'm going to do y'all boys a favor today
if you do me a favor, all right?
Now I'm going to take four of them,
but you can't tell my wife now.
- Absolutely, sir. We won't tell a soul.
- [Neighbor] Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
Don't tell my wife now. - Thank you, sir.
Of course, sir. Here you go.
- Got me some chocolate, got me some chocolate.
Oh, thank you so much, boys.
And y'all have a good rest of the day now.
- You have a great day. - [Neighbor] Thank you.
- For every chocolate bar sold today
is a little boy that goes up to space.
- [Lionel] Three, two, one.
[upbeat music]
- Good afternoon today, gentlemen.
We're here to talk to you
about our Lord and savior, chocolate.
- Can I get a hallelujah for some chocolate?
Whoo! Amen.
Amen. Amen. - Yeah. Amen.
For every chocolate bar sold
is a cup to a Little Leaguer's testicles.
Watch this. - Oh shit.
- [Lionel] I'm not having kids. Oh God.
- So would you like some chocolate?
- Dude, I can't believe we actually did it.
You're a genius, Ben.
- Well, you never know what's capable
when your life's on the line.
- You know what?
Since we made this money our damn selves,
why don't we just pocket
it and move out of town?
- Are you out of your mind, man?
These guys aren't in
the bush leagues, okay?
We don't give them
their money, we're dead.
- Man, what's the address? You got it still?
- Yeah.
- Search it up.
Oh shit. - What?
- Ah, yeah, definitely not the bush league.
- Come on, let's go.
- Oh boy. Oh dear, all right, here we go.
You sure you're ready to do this?
- It's way too late to turn back now, man.
[upbeat music]
[both speaking indistinctly]
I think I paid a stack for the sip up
Don't try to keep up, it
ain't worth fucking rent up
I climb out of California
King when I get up
Snap my ice rollie on my
wrist to make a pickup
If you see me pop up in your
phone, you better pick up
'Cause you know when it involves money
You're scooping chips up
I rent the BE underground,
fuck mainstream
Me and your favorite rapper
Still going to have the same cheese
I'm old tea, bitches
asking what the chain mean
Russian cuts got it where
these bitches can't reach
Smelling like a long
$40,000 necklace on
No pendant, diamond
chains is so expensive
Ben's tenant, AMG Kitty,
yeah, it's a big difference
I flip shipments while chilling
and I'm on my shit, nigga
I was 17 when JJ taught
me how to cook correct
You can microwave, but shit
The stoves is where the pros at
- Where the hell did you get that from?
- Out of my ass. Come on, let's go.
- You got to teach me how to do that.
But I never sell no drugs in my life
I bought a couple bottles,
paid 25, that was the price
But I'm 17 and work
for quarter and five
My mama scared for me
But she nowhere baby about that life
Hey, see summertime with 50 deep
Running light, selling
catch, 30 scatter day
I bought my first item
- [Letisha] Who is it?
- Benjamin.
- Fool, you're not supposed to use your real name.
- Ow.
- [Letisha] Like Andre Benjamin?
- No, Benjamin Sheffield. Look, I have a package.
Papito sent me here.
[knuckles rapping]
- It's just some damn kids.
- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.
- Come on. Come in.
Quick, quick, quick. Come on.
[door slams]
Y'all boys want some Kool-Aid?
- [Lionel] Yes, please. - No, thank you.
- All right, what you want? Red, orange, or purple?
- [Lionel] Purp, please.
- Okay. Y'all sit right here.
Chari-Tee, he'll be
with y'all in a minute.
[dramatic music]
- Y'all got something for me?
- Here you go.
- So Papito using kids now, huh?
I guess that nigga'd do anything
not to bring his scary ass to the hood.
Y'all niggas did good though.
Let's see what we got here.
[dramatic music]
Ooh. Nothing like some new
blue chili, I'm telling you.
[Chari-Tee laughs]
Ooh! What's y'all names?
- I'm Ben. - Lionel.
- Well, Ben, Lionel. Little niggas did good.
Very punctual, poised, and disciplined.
Guess Papito's crazy idea
using children just might work.
- Ah, appreciate the compliments, Mr. Tee,
but just wondering, so does
that mean we're free to go?
Like we can go now?
- Not yet. - Okay.
- Letisha, hook these little niggas up.
How you going to leave without
what you came here for?
- Huh? What are you talking about?
- One pure quality of pink horse
in exchange for that new
chili you just gave me.
- I think there's been just some sort of mistake here.
See, we're not like a reoccurring thing.
Not that I wouldn't want to
do a reoccurring business.
It's just there's been a mix up.
- Not to my knowledge.
See this right here is a new sensation.
Infiltrating many high schools
and colleges around the city.
Thanks to me, Papito's genius idea,
putting them in chocolate bars,
I'm going to be the
richest nigga in the city.
- But that wasn't part of our plan.
We were just expecting-
- Now that y'all got y'all brick, you could taste it.
We could be on our way.
- Taste it?
- Yeah, taste it, for its pureness, fool.
I though I was working with professionals,
even if they are underage.
Nerds.
- Yeah, you are.
- Yep, yep. Let me just taste it.
Oh, there's my keys. Here they are.
Okay, here we go.
- I got to go make my runs, so I suggest you hurry up.
- Gotcha.
- [Chari-Tee] My patience is thin.
- Okay, I'm going to snort it as I always have done before.
I'm feeling a little risky.
I'm going to go with my left.
[door slams] - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
[upbeat orchestral music]
[upbeat orchestral music continues]
- Be quiet. Get up the steps. - Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Take them cuffs out those guys, huh?
You boys did a good job today.
- What? - Papito.
- Actually, it's Detective Gaines.
- That's Papito?
- But I though you were a-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Drug Lord.
Yeah, listen. I needed you boys, okay?
- Why did you need us specifically, man?
You threatened me. You
fucking threatened me.
- Hey, listen to me, okay? I protect this town.
This is my city. It's where I come from.
I had to use you guys.
That's how I got the warrant
to even come in here in the first place.
I got surveillance on
that fool selling drugs
to some high schoolers.
- So let me get some of this straight.
You know my name, my school I go to,
because you guys are fucking feds.
Look at this guy. What the
fuck is he doing with glass?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- And you have all my information.
- Shut up, okay?
At least I'm not out
here killing Black folks
for my job to get done, okay?
- Excuse me.
[Detective Gaines speaking Spanish]
Tomorrow, come down to the City Hall.
9:00 sharp, I need you to be down there.
They're going to make a
whole plaques for you.
You want to see the plaques?
- Yeah. - [Lionel] Yeah.
- Yeah, they're going to say honorary protectors
of the community.
- Sounds pretty cool. - Hey, you like that?
- Oh, that's dope.
- 9:00 AM sharp tomorrow. Don't be late.
- [Ben] All right. Thanks, Officer Papito Gaines.
- Ah, be ready because they're going to have cameras.
- All right, yep. Got it.
- Now get out of here and [speaks Spanish] out there, okay?
- [Ben] Okay. - My gosh.
[dispatcher speaking indistinctly]
- You know, I had that going so much worse in my mind.
- Tell me about it.
What I'm tripping off of is how we went
from drug dealers to honorary cops.
- I know.
It's like we finally got something good
out of doing the right thing for once.
- Yep, guess so. Let's go home.
- [Reporter] In local news, police have succeeded
in the stop of drugs
infecting the community
by taking down notorious distributor,
Chavares Chari-Tee Tomlinson.
An ongoing investigation of Mr. Tomlinson
was led by Detective Patrick Gaines
and local law enforcement,
as the case was solved
three days ago with the help
of two local brave teenagers
by the names of Ben Sheffield
and Lionel Coinbank.
The two boys will be
rewarded for their great work
with special plaques
made by law enforcement
as honorary protectors of the city
right here in City Hall downtown.
Thank you boys for your heroic work.
And now, here's Todd with a
weather forecast for the week.
- Yeah. Fucking college, baby!
Ow!
- Ben. - Jenny. Hey.
- Hey. I didn't know you lived in this neighborhood.
- Yeah, I do. This is actually my house.
- I see. It's really nice.
- Thanks. So what are you doing out here?
- Oh, I always go jogging in this neighborhood.
It clears my head.
- Right. Got to stay in shape.
- Right.
- Six abs. - Yep.
What you got there?
- This? - Yeah.
- It's actually my acceptance
letter. I just got into UCLA.
- That's amazing. Congratulations.
- Thanks, Jenny?
- You know, I saw you on the news not too long ago.
- Really? You did?
- Yeah. It was for that big drug bust case.
It was all over the news.
- Oh, yeah.
It was a little thing with
friends, not a really big deal.
- That was very brave of you.
A man who puts their life
on the line for the community
means they'd put their
life on the line for me.
- That's exactly what it means, and that's why I did it.
There's probably no other
reason why I could have.
[upbeat music]
- First time doing that?
- Uh, yeah, but I hope it means I get to maybe try again.
[upbeat music]
- So you're going to Cali then?
- Yeah, I am.
- What are you doing for the rest of the summer?
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] That, ladies and gentlemen.
That is the look of a hero.
There you have it, folks,
to be continued on the
adventures of Ben and Lionel.
But just to keep you updated.
[upbeat music]
- So would you like some chocolate?
- [Lionel] Oh god!
My boy got into UCLA and is
headed to the West Coast,
and hey, with that hair,
I wouldn't be surprised
to see him on the big screen one day.
As for me, I'm still the plug LC,
and I myself have decided
to take my talents
to the West Coast.
Hello, scandal.
[Lionel laughs]
[both laughing]
- Those are Russian people that...
[both laughing]
- [Lionel] Jenny and Ben are starting to get serious,
even though she's going
to Boston for college.
Sheesh, talk about a rough summer.
- Ben? - [Ben] Jenny. Hey.
- Hey.
- Now that we're going to be drug dealers,
everyone's going to want to be our friend,
especially Brittany.
- I'm going to say this the nicest way possible,
but Brittany doesn't want your dick.
Do you understand that?
- Yeah. Only with your mother.
Seemed like I was always
cool enough for her.
And I smackety dackity
doo that bastard ass.
Oh God.
- Ah, good old Mr. Shef.
Still a freak beyond measures
and a slave to his own sexual needs.
But hey, what's a man to do?
- Get a load of this clown.
- As for Cade, he's still doing his thing as he prepares
to be the starting QB
for our local university.
Still don't think he
likes us very much though.
- South Side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.
- Come on, I hear this before from you
time and time again, huh?
- Is that what you think, you
better than me or something?
You rotten bastard?
- [Lionel] This guy, apparently
he's Pepito's brother-in-law
who owes him money.
And rumor has it, he's still in the trunk.
- Rotten, huh? That's funny.
I don't remember being made of fruit.
- [Lionel] Officer Gaines turned us into the heroes
we always wanted to be.
As soon as he comes back from vacation,
I can feel safe again.
- Out of all the dicks in the world,
Brittany will be like the
last person to pick your dick.
I mean, you're competing
with fucking Tom Brady, bro.
There's people like Tom Brady in the world
and she's going to just pick your dick
over Tom Brady's dick?
- Latisha, hook these little niggas up.
How you going to leave without
what you came here for?
- Damn, I did it again.
- [Lionel] Not going to hold you.
Letisha did make a mean batch of Kool-Aid.
Well, now she'd be
making them on the inside
for a woman named Big Mama.
- It's just some damn kids.
- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.
- Hey, come on, come in.
Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
[door squeaks]
- I'm going to be the richest nigga in the city.
- [Lionel] As for Chari-Tee, we can finally say he's right
where he belong, for good.
Booyah!
[everyone laughs]
- [Ben] That wasn't part of... Okay, all right.
- It means finally, bro, we're
finally going to be popular.
- What the fuck was that?
You just sound like a
"South Park" character.
Can you fucking speak?
- Oh, and by the way, I should probably ride home with you,
you know, for protection
so we don't run into any-
- So you don't have to go some old walrus pussy?
- You know, that is not your line.
- I literally told you we're going to fuck up on this one.
- [Producer] Y'all are crazy.
- Fuck you, you know I can't get hurt,
so you just have to bring
fucking Cade up all the time, huh?
- You know what, Chase?
Chase.
Me and you, can we
finna go out on the town
and do our little...
- [Ben] We're not doing cocaine.
- Man, whatever. Dude, just turn the game on.
- [Ben] Okay, yeah. Let's just turn this-
- Lame ass White boy.
So? I'm just half.
Nothing's worse than
not being a drug dealer
and not getting girls
to being a drug dealer
and still not getting girls.
I might as well just be gay.
[Lionel laughs]
[Lionel singing]
- [Cameraman] Rolling. - Batman.
- [Cameraman] Camera still speeding.
- [Producer] Copy that.
Still speeding. Speeding all around.
All right. Settle and action.
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] Well, guess is like the old saying goes,
if you believe that you can
fly, just flap your wings
and it'll work for you if you try.
I'm kidding. I'm messing around.
But hey, that's just me and my boy, Ben,
the heroes of the city.
Moving weight might sound cool and all
and might get you into doors
you though you would never
get in before, but doing
the right thing felt better.
And hey, look at us now.
Recognized by the whole
community with our heroic acts.
Well, certain people. Some
of the others, not so much.
But hey, not everyone liked Jesus
and they wanted to kill Caesar.
As long as I got my boy Ben in my corner,
I'm ready for whatever this
world has to throw at me.
Oh yeah. It's going to
be a very lit summer.
[upbeat music]
- [Cameraman] All right, cool.
[Lionel imitating lasers]
- What the fuck am I doing?
- Good night, my boy.
- [Cameraman] Cut, cut. You nailed it.
- [Producer] Yeah, you killed it.
- What do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?
Take him to the trunk. You
already know what it is.
- No, damn, man. Why I got to get in the trunk.
- Hey fool, what do you think you're doing?
Hey boss, you got a creeper.
- Hey, bring him to me, huh?
Grab his ass, grab his ass.
- Hey yo, what up though? You got the shit?
You know what I'm saying?
Because I got the guac and
I'm waiting on the drop.
Because I'm finna go...
[Producer] You got my money.
You got stuff, so you're
asking for your money.
- Yeah. Okay, all right.
I'm asking for the
money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. My bad.
But in the meantime, or
should I say meanwhile.
[gentle music]
- Shit's crazy, homes.
Hey, vato, you got to get
up off that bunk, bro.
You got to get up and start
working out, man. Come on.
I do five, you do five.
Let's go. Count them with me.
One, two, three, four, five.
Come on, man. See, your problem.
You got your mind on the street, homie.
You got to stay off them streets.
That's what's stressing you out right now.
On second thought,
you got somebody that
can go meet the homies
and pick something up for me?
I can have the trustee
bring it in, you know?
So we can make some money,
man, get ourselves together.
We ain't got no fucking
commissary up in this bitch.
Shit, man.
CO, when's this motherfucking trial at?
[upbeat music]
- Hey, baboso, I'm talking to you.
- Tomlinson.
Tomlinson, let's go. You're out of here.
Cell three.
Turn around.
[prisoners speaking simultaneously]
- Man, don't let these niggas hold you down, man.
Stay up, bro. Come on, man.
- Settle down. Settle down before I make you do it.
- Hold that shit down, bro.
Man, fuck you. Fuck these niggas, bro.
Hold that shit down, man.
[upbeat music]
- Boss, boss. Welcome home, man.
So what's the plan? What's
the play you have cooking up?
- Cooking? Man, I'm baking right now.
It's hot as shit right now.
- True.
But look, is you going
to stop here and smoke,
or smoke in front of the station?
No, you don't want to
go back in that place.
- Nah, you know I ain't going for that.
Right now, I'm just
trying to chill, you know?
Got to get my shit right,
pull all my resources back together.
- So you're still going after the cop, right?
- Not yet. For now, I just want to wait it out.
But I do got something
sweet for him though.
- What do you mean by that?
- I mean, after I find these kids,
I'm saving Papito's sweet ass for last.
- Pause. - What?
- I said pause, because that one sound kind of-
- Kind of what? Nigga, you calling me gay?
Do I look like a fruit cup to you?
- No.
- Does this look like a rainbow convention, nigga?
- Never said that. - Well, don't say shit.
Put the pedal to the medal
and slide. Let's hit this trap.
- Trap?
- Yeah, the new spot.
You asked what I had cooking, right?
Well, that's the first line of
business. Get back booming.
- Say less. Let's roll.
[upbeat music]
Whoa, ha
Yeah
I'm just a young nigga,
I drip from the fountain
Diamonds like water,
snow high in the mountain
Max out of money, but
outside of counting
Hard to believe that
I need an accountant
Counting
Yay, she wanted help,
so I let her count it
She doesn't know that
I already counted
Fuck me and suck me to
sleep while I'm driving
But I ain't slipping, I pay attention
You got emotional
problems, you tripping
All on my dick with
a friend as a witness
I beat it out and I
get back to business
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
[upbeat music]
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
[gentle music]
I cannot fear my foes,
blunt so motherfucking loud
I cannot hear you, hoes,
I'm a stay down 10 toes
You niggas three French
toes, you could get poppin' po
I bet you at Winslow,
nothing going to stop this glow
Yo bitch down when she notice this
I'm already fucked up
I don't even know why I poke this shit
Why I poke this shit up
Even if you knock me down
I'm coming right back
like bowling piece
Heart so motherfucking cold
You can sit it in a corner shit
She was a thot, what I called her
I only want green, I'm a hover, boy
I live this way, call me suffer, boy
Owee, totally, sir
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
Got them feeling like 80s, baby
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
[gentle music]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[upbeat music continues]
[upbeat music continues]
[upbeat music continues]
[upbeat music continues]
[dramatic music]
I want you right now
All right
Had it coming
It was funny how we met
Had long conversations on
how she liked to make it wet
She told me what she looking for
A man woman kind with an elevated mind
That's when I gave her my number
I said use a wing
somebody to come and talk
Shorty called me the next day
She said, "I need you to come over "
I got something for you to see"
You only call when you want some
I don't think you know my name
Just have to play your game
- Yeah, that's right, pop on me, I'll pop right in your ass.
Oh, that didn't sound so
right. Oh, whatever, man, okay?
You haven't killed me all game
and I'm picking you off like
the fleas on my dog's ass.
Oh, wow. Now I suck off.
No, you know who sucks, man?
Your mom sucks me real good
while you're still in your fucking room.
- [Roger] Ben! - Dad, hey.
Just getting ready for bed
telling my friends goodnight.
- Sound like you were telling him to suck you off.
- No, Dad, that was for his mom.
- Well, wouldn't you want that from someone,
I don't know, your own age?
- Dad, that'd be ideal and great,
but girls my age only like guys
with like huge biceps
and Letterman jackets.
- So you think women my age
are going to like video games
and boys who sleep on twin beds?
- No, that's not what I meant, dad.
You're not getting what I'm saying, okay?
I'm not those other guys.
So if it ever comes down to the choice,
if I even have a choice,
I'm going to be the
last one to get picked.
- Hey, look, all I'm saying, son,
is I've been in your position before
and the only way out of it
is to get yourself out there.
- What you're doing right now? Is that a robe?
- Look, son, that's different.
If your mother was still around,
there's nothing any woman
could ever do that would
detach me from her.
I love that woman to
death. Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Dad, I know what you meant.
- That's poor choice of words.
- I know what you meant. - Look, what I mean to say is,
would you rather I not see any
woman at all and be miserable
and have it affect our
welfare and I go broke,
or find happiness in
someone else that fits me?
- I don't know, what would mom want?
- I think she'd want me to be happy,
just like I want you to be happy.
And I'd be a failure as a
father if the only memories
you had of high school were video games,
and not banging babes with
your best friend Lionel
before you go off to college.
- First of all, it's Lionel.
Second of all, it's not that easy.
- Look son, you never know.
Once you actually make an attempt,
there's no telling what
the results might be.
- Roger, are you ready for your massage?
- I'll be right with you, sweetheart. Have the oil ready.
You see what I'm saying, son?
You never know what you're capable of.
Look at that piece of ass.
- Oh God.
- Hey, good night, my boy.
[door squeaks]
[bed squeaking]
Oh baby, you taste just
like flowers and jam.
Slappity, dabbity, do me, baby.
- [Josephina] Oh yeah.
[upbeat music]
It's in the mix, cake batter
Better stack it for you flip
By the dip, kid crispy
like a classic bag of chips
All of that, I need it
quick, but take your time
Do it right, a magic
trick is only if the hand
Is quicker than the eye
You heard what the man said
But you choose to get
it like sandwich bread
With sauce on it just lube
and you talking over it
With the cold butters,
spread love like grandmothers
Niggas know better
It's in the mix, it's in the mix
It's in the mix, it's in the mix
It's in the mix, it's in the whip
It's in the mix, that's in the mix
Slide with me for a minute, let's ride
Looking at the Rolly,
it's about that time
Checkin fly weight
when we cross that line
My whip look nice,
but I'm not that kind
Let me give you a little recap on this
It's all about money and ownership
Caught a riff off from his owner shit
- I've been doing good.
- I'm doing good. How about you?
You guys want to go to
the library at 6:00?
- Yeah, just got to ask my mom real quick.
- What's up, young man? How you been?
- Good. - That's good.
Hey man, do a trick on that thing.
Hey. - Yeah. Come on man.
- [Guys] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do
it, do it, do it, do it.
[guys cheering]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
Slow down, this is
slipping through my mind
This conversation has run out of time
Honey, I know you know what I mean
And that's the one thing
that you soon will find
I know that you really want to go
My mind is running out of gas
Just relax, and recap,
and relapse tonight
My body's jumping, and
I go through the motions
And I'm leaving on this journey
Maybe someday I'll come
running home to you
I don't want to see the day,
my words cannot make it safe
Her heart in my hands,
it's too bad, no regrets
I don't want to see the day
Her tears are falling on my grave
This is my one chance
to take back, no regrets
Let's go, I just want to let you know
This situation leaves me out of breath
We'll drive, 'til the
love that's in your eyes
Drops to the ground,
unravels like a thread
I know that you really want to go
I only think about her
[gentle music] [bell dinging]
- Papito! Papito! [fists thudding]
- Okay, bring him up. Bring him up.
- The South side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.
- South side, South side.
I done hear it this time
and time before from you.
What's the matter with you, huh?
- What you think you better than me on something?
You rotten bastard.
- Ah, rotten, huh? I find that kind of funny.
Since I don't remember
being made of fruit.
- Look man, why don't you just let me go?
Man, I ain't going to
say nothing to nobody.
[Papito laughs]
- Let you go, huh? What does that prove?
I'm some sort of a gringo father
that can't take care of his kids?
- Papito!
- Okay, okay, okay.
What does that teach you?
- Forgiveness.
- God, what do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?
Take him to the trunk, you already know.
- Hey fool, what are you doing?
- Oh shit!
New shoes, new shoes. Not
the board, not the board.
Oh look, the gang's all here.
[Papito speaking Spanish]
- What are you doing sticking your nose
in growing vatos' business, huh?
- Oh, I swear I was just actually passing
through the neighborhood.
- Passing through, huh? - Yeah.
- You want me to dispose him, hefe?
- You will do that for me, huh?
- It'd be my pleasure.
- Hey guys, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute, boss.
- Huh? - Huh?
What is the matter with you, huh?
- He's a kid. You got the skateboard, the product.
You see where I'm going with this?
- I don't know where you're going.
[Papito speaking Spanish] - Okay. Yeah.
- You know what, homes, you might be onto something.
Yeah, I see that. Yeah.
If this backfires, you know how we do.
I will eat your children in
the morning for breakfast.
You know how we do [speaking Spanish].
You understand what I'm saying?
- Oh.
- Now don't take till taco Tuesday
to make this happen, okay?
- Okay, boss, I get it.
I get it. But I'm telling you.
You won't regret it, all right?
- Homes, what is wrong with you, huh?
I'm the only one who
dismisses conversation, huh?
My two-year-old chihuahua
don't move unless I tell him to.
[speaking Spanish]
- Chihuahua?
[Papito speaking Spanish]
- And for you, amigo,
you see it was brought to my attention.
I should not kill you. Instead,
I should make you useful.
- Useful? How?
- You see those wheels you came in here on in?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you're going to use those wheels.
You're going to deliver packages for me.
Carlos.
Now you're going to take this act of mercy
that I give to you, you're
going to take this to a place,
and they're going to put
money inside of it for you.
You're going to bring it back in 48 hours.
- 48 hours? You mean like two days, 48 hours, right?
- Somebody's a little funny around here. No, in two weeks.
- Okay, because I was just going to say 48's a real-
[gunshot fires]
- Or maybe I should make it 24.
- No, you know what? 48 sounds perfect.
- Yes, it does, does it not?
- Yeah.
- 6:00 tomorrow, this location.
Make sure, chico, that nothing
happens to this package.
And let me tell you something, chico,
if you don't show, I'm going
to have to visit BC Central
and I don't think you want that, do you?
- No, no. - Go Bearcats.
- It's actually Bearcats. - Watch your mouth, pendejo.
- I'll shut up, yeah.
- Get him out of here.
- I'm going to go sell this now. Yay.
Okay, all right. I'm moving.
[upbeat music] [phone beeping]
- [Lionel] Yo, what's up?
- [Ben] Dude, are you home yet?
- Yeah, what's good?
Papito? You can't be serious.
- Why the fuck would I lie
about something like this man?
- Because first of all, why did his mom name him that?
And second, how did he even catch you?
- Look.
Oh, he slapped the shit out of that nigga.
- See?
- Okay, and these Pablo Escobar looking dudes
caught you how?
- You know, I sort of fell.
- You the best skater in the city, and you fell?
- Yes. Okay, man.
I fell. I ride a skateboard,
not a fucking monster truck.
- Come on, man.
Monster truck or not, you've been skating
for 10 plus years doing
tricks down stairs.
I can barely jog down.
But when your life actually
depends on it, you fall?
- Look, there was a rough patch I didn't see, okay?
- Okay, let me get this straight.
So you're telling me some
cholos beat some guy's ass,
you seen it, they caught you,
but still they think you'd
make a good delivery boy
for their... - No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, man, these guys want
me to sell every single thing
in this box and return them profit.
- Wait, so they want you to sell drugs?
Is that what I'm hearing?
- I guess so, Lionel. If you put it like that, yes.
- Ben, do you know what this means?
- Yeah, it means I'm going to have my legs broken
if I don't do it, but I might die.
- No, fool.
It means finally you and I are
finally going to be accepted.
- Where? In the county's jail?
- No, man.
Well, I mean, you know, if
we get caught, then yeah.
- What are you getting at?
- I'm saying, bro, we should make this thing work
in our favor.
We shouldn't be scared of
Papito. We should be thankful.
- How?
- Because he just threw us a brick.
Cha-ching, we're drug dealers.
Income and popularity increased.
- Are you out of your GTA fucking playing mind?
If we're drug dealers, we're
going to end up a prison.
- Look, bro, before we were nobodies
treated like bystanders,
but now that we're going
to be drug dealers,
everyone's going to want to be our friend.
- Okay, I'm going to say this the nicest way possible
because you're not
registering what I'm saying,
but are you crazy?
- Man, aren't you tired of not getting invited
to cool parties and being an outcast?
Don't you want to create special memories,
especially for our senior year?
- Yeah, man. I want to make memories of me being laid.
And I don't mean me being laid
as like someone's bitch in prison.
That's me.
And then this is the fucking
big Black guy in prison.
- Okay, stop. Okay, calm your tits, sweetheart, okay?
Just hear me out.
Since we have no choice to
either do what Papito says
or he kills you and you can't return it,
let's just take it for what it is
and turn it into a positive.
I mean, because, you know,
we see what being a drug dealer brings in.
Money, power, respect.
Only if done right because we don't want
to end up like Scarface.
- Who's Scarface?
- What? You've never seen the movie "Scarface"?
You're talking to me, huh? You?
No, that doesn't ring a bell?
- I mean, I've seen a couple-
- Oh my God. You know what?
See if it's cool with your parents
if you can stay the night
tonight, I'm going to ask mine.
Mom, can Ben stay the night tonight
and you drop us off at school tomorrow?
- [Mom] Lionel, come wash these goddamn dishes.
- She said it's cool. What's wrong?
- Well, you know, just weighing
my lose-lose options here
because I mean, if I don't
go through with this,
Papito's going to end my life,
but if I do go through with
it, I still might die, man.
- Like I said, there's rules to this, my boy,
and Tony Montana is going
to teach us rule number one,
never get greedy.
[dramatic music]
- Look, Lionel, all I'm saying is I'm 17, man. Okay?
I don't know if I'm cut
out for this type of work.
- You watched "Scarface" last night.
- I can't end up like that.
- And we also watched "Snowfall,"
which was drug dealing done the right way.
Franklin Saint became a boss.
All we got to do is be more like Franklin.
Damn, boy.
- You know what, man?
Are you even sure you're cut
out for this type of work?
Might as well be,
because I damn for sure
ain't cut out for school.
Man, I got a D in biology right
now. Can you believe that?
- Mr. Kownowski's tough, man.
- Yeah, we got the pack now. We don't need biology.
I can hear all their voices now.
"Hey, Lionel. You came up, man.
Oh, that's Lionel over
there. He plugged up.
Oh, you don't know him. That's Lionel.
He got the sauce."
- The sauce.
Yeah, you know, I though the whole point
about being a drug dealer
wasn't to tell anyone.
- Well, yeah, but only the right people
because if the right people know,
we get in all the right doors.
- Okay, but how do we even know
if we want what's behind those doors?
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] Well, now's your chance to go talk to her.
- And say what?
- What we talked about.
Suddenly let her know
you got the bag on you.
- It's not a bag, man. It's a fucking box.
- You know what I mean, man.
Let her know that you got
plenty of party packs.
- Do you hear yourself?
You sound insane, that's
not going to work.
- How if you don't even try?
[dramatic music]
- Hi, Jenny.
I don't know if you know
who I am, but I'm Ben.
- Hi, Ben. Yeah, I think I do know you.
- Really? You do?
- Wait, weren't you that kid hanging from the flagpole
in ninth grade?
[girls laughing]
- Yeah, I should have worn proper underwear that day.
- Uh-huh.
- Look, so I kind of came over here
to talk to you about...
- Huh?
- Basically, what I'm just trying to say
is that I had this thing on me.
- Excuse me?
- No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not bad for you.
It's obviously been pretty good for you.
- Ew, what are you saying?
Get away from me, you sick pervert.
- [Cheerleader] Oh, look at his shoes.
- Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- What are you talking about? I missed.
- Exactly, but if you never done it,
you would've missed, guaranteed.
But at least you tried it.
- Oh God, I hate you.
- Me?
Man, what you call that stuttering
you was doing over there?
Hi, Jenny.
[Lionel mumbling]
- I froze there. You want me to say it, man? I froze.
- Froze up. Did Tony freeze up
when he was macking on Ovira?
Do you ever freeze up when
you're hitting inward heel flips?
- No.
- Then you can't freeze up on the woman
that's going to take you to the top.
Man, now that you're moving weight,
you got to have swag too.
Like money mentioned Tony.
- The fuck is that, man? I don't know who those people are.
- Man, you weren't paying attention
to any of the movies that
we watched last night?
- Okay, you need to understand that it's so hard for me
to pay attention to anything
in the world right now
because all I can think about
is I have 48 hours left to live.
- Look, man, all I'm saying is once you have that push
and confidence, nothing can stop you.
Observe.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
- I'm walking down the hallway.
- Walking down the hallway.
Buddy, not that one. Did you forget?
It's the popular kids hallway.
They'll eat us alive down there.
- Nigga, who is we? I'm a high value man now.
- Are you allowed to say that word? Like, can you say that?
- What you mean? I'm half.
My daddy Blacker than 100 midnights.
- Right. So why are you paler than 1,000 vanillas?
- Because my mama is, and so are your parents.
But you better not going
around saying that word
unless you want them
48 hours short of one.
Excuse me.
[upbeat music]
- Good luck.
It's the juggernaut, bitch
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[everyone laughs]
- Hey, fuck boy, next time
[locker slams]
before you get in our way.
- What are you doing in our hallway anyway, dork?
- Just chill, man. You know, I was just making my rounds.
- Your rounds? And who are you?
- Someone you should know, Cade.
- How do you know my name?
- Come on, man.
Everyone know you the star QB
and the most popular kid in school,
which is why you should know me too.
- Oh, really? Why should I?
- Because I got the goods, baby.
They call me LC, a.k.a. LC the plug.
- The plug? The plug for what?
- Anything you want, my man.
- Get a load of this clown right here.
My victims out aren't as
usually as bold as you are.
I love a good show before a beating.
- Hey, no, no, no. I'm full, okay?
Anything you need off
the field, I got you.
Okay? I can take care of you.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
- You got it like that? - Like that.
- Like that, like that? - Like that, like that.
- Okay, LV.
- It's LC.
- Look, whatever. You free tonight?
- Yeah.
I mean, you know, it depends
on where my business takes me,
you know what I'm saying? - Look,
party tonight at Jenny's house.
Her parents are out of town
and we're throwing a banger.
We even got the cool kids coming out,
so we're going to need the good stuff.
- Sure, count me in.
- Yeah. That's what I like to hear.
- Oh, and sorry about that, little man.
- It's all good, guys.
Just, you know, a little misunderstanding,
so I'll see you guys tonight, right?
- All right, bet it up. But hey, don't forget the stuff.
- Of course. I got you, Cade, you know what I'm saying?
- All right. Now scram.
[upbeat music]
- So what just happened?
- You want to know what happened?
- Yeah.
- All right, I'll tell you what happened.
- All right. Tell me then, man.
- All right, just check it, okay?
Go home, put on your good stuff,
because we have our
first high school party
to go to tonight.
- You're kidding, right?
- I kid you not.
Cade invited us to the
party with the cool kids,
and see, I told you we was in there.
- Okay. Are you even sure we're like in the same vicinity?
Like, are we in there there?
- Like swimwear. And guess who's going to be there?
- Who?
- Jenny, because it's at her house.
- Holy shit, you're serious?
- For real.
- Then we're fucking in there.
- What the fuck was that, bro?
- Fuck off.
[Ben laughs]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- What's up, Pablo Escobar?
- Jesus Christ. Why you do that?
- Hey, man.
I know you're sulking about Jenny Penny,
but you know, you'll get another chance.
- Shut up.
- Hey, man, just wait. Wait till tonight.
She's going to be all
over that tally knuckle
when she finds out that we're the ones
with the party favors in the spot.
- Tally knuckle? What is that?
- A man's best part.
- Yeah, you know, that's great and all. That's real great.
But what am I supposed to do now?
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean, what do I mean?
I mean that, you know, I
brought the stuff to school
and I got to get it out of here.
- You brought the pack to school?
- Shh.
You don't have to announce
it to the whole school.
It's not supposed to be here.
- Like hell it ain't. Man, why'd you bring that shit here?
- I don't know.
You know, I was just thinking,
what if someone wanted some now?
And I didn't have it on me.
It's not like I can
just go home and get it.
That's just not efficient, Lionel.
Efficiency is key when
you sell drugs, Lionel.
- My God, you are absolutely right.
See, I knew watching
"Scarface" was beneficial.
Look at you taking notes and
shit. I'm so proud of you.
- I am. Just don't get me killed, okay?
- I'm not going to get you killed.
If anything, it's that Papito
dude that wants to kill you,
but that's, you know, only if
you don't get the job done.
So you ready to do this?
- What other choice do I have?
- That's what I like to hear.
Oh, and I should probably ride
home with you for protection,
you know, in case we run into any Papitos
or cholos or KKK members or Village People
who want to stab you in the back.
- Like Zulu?
- Zulu, Hulu, Voodoo, Voodoo, whatever.
- I saw that. I saw that TikTok.
[upbeat music]
- [Roger] Hey, Benny, you down here, son?
- Yes, dad, I am.
- Just checking up on you.
Went to sit down at the dinner
table and you weren't there.
- I'm fine.
I'm just, you know, looking
over a couple things.
- You got plans tonight, son?
- Sort of.
- Your first high school party, huh?
- Oh God, how'd you know?
- That's the same nervous look I had on my face
when I was trying to
find something to wear
for my first high school party,
which was also my senior year.
- You serious? - Oh yeah.
You know I had almost straight A's.
I was on the debate team
and was actually part of the glee club.
- Glee club?
- Yeah, you know, son, it's men's choir.
- You were singing? Tell me you're joking.
- Oh yeah. Your dad had some talent, my boy.
That's actually I started finally getting
some play with the ladies.
- Really? How?
- Well, when my voice was changing,
it would get all scratchy and squeaky
and people would make fun of
me and call me Mighty Mouse
until I learned to sing
deeper, be a baritone,
adapt a deeper singing voice.
Then I'd saunter over to the ladies
and lay some Barry White on that ass.
- Who?
- Barry White.
Don't try to change me
Just take off those panties
[Roger vocalizing]
[Ben laughing]
- That's not funny. It's pretty good.
And then it worked, right?
- Well, only with your mother, smackity dappity doo.
That's how I lost my virginity, son.
- Oh God. I don't need to know that, dad.
- I say all that, son, just to say this.
When you go out tonight,
don't try to be something you're not.
If you just be yourself,
people love you more for it.
I promise you that.
Give me some right here.
- Thanks, dad. You're the best.
- As a matter of fact,
I've been waiting to give you something
and I think tonight's a perfect night.
- What?
- Yeah.
My dad bought that for me
my freshman year of college.
Since you're going off to college soon,
I'm handing it down to you,
first generation to do so.
- Dad, this is sick. I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
- You're welcome, son. I love you.
Have fun tonight.
- Love you too, dad.
- Now if you excuse me, I can't wait
to hear all about it in the morning,
but Josephina, [vocalizing]
is waiting on me.
[gentle music]
- Yo, what's up, B?
You got the shit?
Because if you don't, I'm
finna go in the trunk,
pop a cap in your bitch ass.
So you got the money or what?
You going to give me the money?
Because if you don't, I'll
pop a cap up on your bitch ass
like this.
[gunshots firing]
Bitch. Nah, that's too much, right?
All right.
Yo, what's up, dog? You
know what I'm saying?
Yeah, bro. You know, what's good?
You got the shit?
Because I got it too,
you know what I'm saying?
Oh man, nah, you chilling, you chilling,
you know what I'm saying?
I'll wait. I'll wait.
No, I'm kidding.
Go get me my shit
because I've been waiting
and I've been waiting
here for five minutes.
Oh, really? Oh, so you think you the shit?
You ain't shit. Hey,
say, bro, what's good?
Give me my shit because I've been waiting
for the past 10 minutes, nigga.
Don't make me go to the car,
pop a cap in your bitch ass.
That's too much. Let me do it again.
Hey boy, don't make me come over there
and wipe that smirk off your damn face.
You ain't playing with me.
[knuckles rapping]
[Ben whistling]
- About time you got here.
- Shut up.
- Thanks for keeping this at your house, Lionel.
Oh, sure. No problem.
- Thanks, man. You're the best.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever. We lit tonight, it's party time.
Finna get some bitch,
you know what I'm saying?
[upbeat music]
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
- Yo, LC, my boy, you made it.
- Yo, what's good? I told you I would.
That's my partner B right here.
- Yo, I'm B.
Okay.
- Oh, and is that the stuff you brought with you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Whatever, bro.
Put your skateboards in the closet
and put that in the upstairs bedroom.
I'm still waiting on a few
more people to show up.
- For sure.
- And grab a drink or something, you know?
- All right, I got you. Appreciate it, man.
[upbeat music]
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
- Yo, can you believe this though?
The cool kids are really here.
Bitch, what the fuck is going on
[upbeat music]
Going on
[upbeat rap music]
- Man, can you believe it down there?
Four years being labeled as a dweeb
has finally come to this.
I mean, it's like a whole
nother world out there.
Girls, drinks, a big ass
house, the cool kids.
I mean, look how many doors
this one box has opened for us.
It's time for you to finally realize, Ben,
we're the chosen ones.
- Lionel, do you realize we haven't even opened
the fucking box yet?
I mean, how can you assume all that shit
when we don't even know
we're fucking selling?
- I guess you're right.
Damn, I didn't think about
that. It could be anything.
Kush, White girl, dog food.
Oh my god, it's like a mystery box.
- Okay, stop drooling over it and let's just open it, man.
We need to see what we're
about to give everyone.
- All right, let's see. Ooh, I can't wait to be kingpin.
From now on, I go by LC the Plug,
the master, distributor, trafficker,
of thousands of bricks of candy bars?
- What the fuck is this?
- Wait, no, is this real? I think so, man.
- Dude, what are we going to do?
- Fuck! This is seriously not happening to me right now.
- You?
Cade's going to kill us once
he finds out we're liars,
phonies, tappers.
- Cade?
Listen man, you are going
to be in my fucking funeral
when Pepito ends my life.
What are you talking about Cade for?
- Okay, wait, how and why does this Papito character
want you to sell and deliver candy bars?
- Beats me, man, okay?
I was just riding my
board by the train tracks
and then he beat someone up
and dragged him away, man.
I just didn't want to be next.
He said he was giving me
like little tortillas.
- Oh man. We got to get the hell out of here fast.
- Oh, we just got here.
- You want to die here?
We got to get us and this box out of here
before Cade finds us, come on.
Sliding by with the orange wine
Got incense and candles lit
Smelling good like all the time
Got PS5 and all the guys
Her bed sheets was Calvin Klein
I'm finna start coming over
Her lemonade always colder
Got a basketball court
inside the building
- Thank y'all for rocking with us.
Thank you for taking care of
us, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you for Jenny for us
letting us rap in this big house.
We finna start coming over here for real.
- We appreciate y'all cool kids in here, man.
[everyone shouts]
- Jenny. Hey, cool party, right?
- Hey, Ben. What are you doing here?
- I was actually invited.
Look, so I just want to say I'm sorry
about earlier today at school.
Our last exchange was like really awkward
and I think you're just super pretty
so I can get a little nervous sometimes.
- That's very cute. Thanks, Ben.
I guess you're not totally a pervert.
[both laughing]
- No, I'm probably actually the farthest thing from it.
- So who are you really, Ben?
- Me, I don't know. Not enough words for fingers.
Okay, not funny. I don't know.
Someone that just wanted to be popular.
- Really? Why?
- I thought it would make me more accepted.
Not such a dweeb.
- You really think so?
- Yeah, I guess.
- I never thought that at all.
- What?
- I mean, speaking from having popularity experience,
all I ever got from it was distracted.
- I don't quite follow. What are you talking about?
- I mean, from what's really real.
It always felt like a
job to fit in and stay in
and look this way and dress this way.
And I felt very limited to certain things
because I had to hold up this whole image.
- Well, what's the real you?
- The environment, nature.
I've always wanted to train animals.
When I was seven, my
parents took me up north
to go horseback riding.
I've always wanted to have one,
maybe a whole stable of them.
- Okay. Wow, I guess I just never saw you as that.
- Yeah. But I just give everyone what they want instead.
- What about what you want?
I mean, if you don't mind me saying,
I think what you just
told me about the real you
is way cooler than what you're
presenting to the rest of us.
- Really?
- Of course.
Look, Jenny,
I'm going to just say
this, but you're beautiful.
You care about the environment.
You have a great mind.
Care about the people in the environment
and basically just what
I'm trying to say is that
any guy would be really lucky
to have a girl like you.
- You're really sweet, Ben. Thank you so much.
- Don't mention it.
- And you're a great listener.
- Thank you.
- Should we go back to the party?
- Yeah, the party, yes.
- Let's go.
[upbeat music]
- Dude, where have you been?
- I was out back talking to Jenny.
- Jenny, are you out of your mind?
Did y'all make out?
- I was like this close.
- Whatever. It doesn't matter now.
We got to get out of here
before Cade finds us.
- Yo. LC, what's up, man?
I though you said you had to stuff, bro.
I though we had a deal.
- Hey, Cade, look, I was just about to go looking for you.
I just want to let you know
that I actually don't
have the stuff on me.
It's at home, but I'm going to go back
and get it and then come back.
- Bro, that's cap. You just told me it was right there.
- No, I didn't. I said it was close by.
- Where?
- In the car.
- Go get it.
- You got the money?
- It's close by too.
- Well, go get it.
- Nah, you go get it.
- Okay.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
- What the fuck is this shit?
Candy? You trying to trick us?
- No, okay? I swear.
We didn't know it was candy
either, man. We just found out.
- Bro, wait a minute. So y'all never had drugs?
Just a box of candy
walking around the school?
What fucking losers.
[everyone laughs]
Man, walking around this bitch
like y'all big meat or something.
You Sesame Street Boys are soft.
[everyone laughs]
Man, get y'all ass up out of here
before our roast all through the floor.
- Come on, man, let's get out of here.
[everyone laughs]
Come on, man, let's get
out of here. Go, get.
- Shit.
Going back to being fucking nerds.
- Yeah, fucking girl scouts.
First off, you chose
me, I didn't lose you
How can you say I lost
when I didn't choose you
You calling all your baby straight
But I can't fuck with you
- Dude, do you ever feel like we're living
in some sort of simulation ever?
- Man, I would hope not.
If I'm this much of a
dweeb in a simulation,
I'd probably off myself.
- Okay. Dude, it could have been worse.
- How?
- First of all, we got out there untouched.
Do you know what a beating feels like
from Cade and those guys, man?
I don't remember what Willis
did to you in 10th grade
with the little daddy lump thing.
- Yeah, that's bad, but nothing's worse than
not being a drug dealer
and not getting girls
to being a drug dealer and
still not getting girls.
I might as well just be gay.
- No, bro, you're insane.
- I mean, what else do we got to do?
Like what did we ever do to deserve this?
At this rate, we'll never get laid.
I'll never be cool enough
to pull bad bitches.
- Right when Jenny was starting to like me too, man.
- For real? No, she wasn't.
- Yeah, we talked for a long time.
- Yeah, I knew. I couldn't find your ass.
- Good while it lasted, I'll tell you that,
because I mean, she
probably wants nothing,
nothing to do with me now after that.
Whatever the fucking fuck that was.
You know, Lionel,
the two days we were drug dealers and all,
I got to admit, man.
You sure made it sound more fun
than it probably should have been.
Especially the way we got into that party.
- Really?
Hell yeah, man.
It's like for a second, we
were actually important.
- Yeah, man.
I couldn't have created
these memories without you.
So I just want to say, you know,
thank you for being there for me
when I'm going through all this.
- Don't worry about it, man.
We've been boys since kindergarten.
I got you back for life, homie.
That's why when we get a real break,
I'm splitting it with you.
We finna go out of town.
I'm saying once we get a real break,
me and you, bro, we finna go-
- No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying that I
thought you were just joking,
but I'm not.
I told you this, I'm not doing-
- Whatever, man. Turn the game on.
- Let's just turn the game on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
- Fucking diaper boy.
- Is that you?
[phone buzzing]
Shit, who's calling me?
Hello?
- [Papito] Hola, Benjamin.
- Who is this?
- [Papito] Oh, come on now.
I know you haven't forgotten
about your Uncle Papito.
- Oh, no, no. Of course I haven't.
Papito.
- [Papito] That's Tio to you.
Because I'm calling in
hopes that my good nephew
did that favor for his Tio.
- Oh. No, of course I did, Papito.
- [Papito] I hope so, because I don't want to have
to turn into the mean uncle
and come up to BC Central High
and pull you out of class early
because of a medical emergency.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, not at all, Tio.
Yeah. You don't have to worry about that.
- [Papito] Now, you remember that address
I gave to you, right?
- Unfortunately, yes.
- [Papito] Okay.
You'll be there at 6:00 sharp
with the profit and the package.
You don't show up, I will have
to come and find you myself.
- Okay. Yeah, sounds good.
You got my word.
- [Papito] Gracias. Now I'm counting on you.
- See, I told you, man, we're going to die.
- 6:00. That's six hours.
How the hell are me and
you supposed to deliver
all those candy bars in that time?
Who does he think we are? Girl Scouts?
- No, but...
Wait, what the fuck did you say?
- I said Girl Scouts.
- Yes, motherfucker. The Girl Scouts, yes.
Oh my God. Oh my fucking
God, you're a genius.
Lionel. - I'm a genius?
- Lionel, Lionel.
Yes, motherfucker, you're a genius.
Listen, I have a plan, but
it's only going to work
if you can get all the
access to your dad's
Hollywood stores.
Can you fucking do that, man?
- Are you serious?
- Serious? Buddy, we have six hours.
I'm dead serious. Let's go.
- Okay, it's in the basement. Come on.
[upbeat music]
- Hello, my name's Lionel Coinbake
and I'm a Boy Scout of America.
- Okay, back in the box. Come on, Lionel.
[upbeat music]
[Lionel shouting]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- Oh, Minnie, you really broke my heart
when you were fucking around with Goofy.
You broke me because, you know,
I really miss playing with your...
- Lionel, Lionel,
I didn't know your
parents were this freaky.
What are you doing?
- Just cleaning out the garage,
making sure everything's
intact, you know, that's clean.
Clean it up, you know. Just
make sure everything's...
- You think we have time for this?
- Dude, I don't even know what that is.
Like, I don't even. I've never used it.
- You don't know what these are.
- You know what's crazy is... Ben, don't tell anyone, okay?
My mom took me to a Halloween party.
- She's a freak, just like you.
Why do they smell like fish?
Like salmon. - Yeah.
- Like a good tilapia out of the water.
Anyways, look, let's go, man.
We don't have time for this.
- Wait, forgot the weight.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell rings]
- Just act cool, man.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Me and Peter here actually
live in the neighborhood
and we volunteered actually
at the kids shelter.
We're just out here selling
some chocolates to the neighbors
to help fund actually
rebuild the kids shelter
since the last one got destroyed
by the rhino who escaped the zoo.
- Oh my gosh, how terrible.
You know, it's really sweet
what you're doing to help,
young man.
You know, I'll take three.
- Really? Wow.
Here you go. Oh, now that's four.
I'm going to take one back.
[Ben laughs]
Thank you.
[upbeat music]
[knuckles rapping] [upbeat music]
- Ooh, good afternoon, young man.
- Good afternoon today, sir.
Me and Jerry here are actually a part
of the American Boy Scouts of America.
- Oh, ain't that something? Lookie here, lookie here.
Hey, darling. Boy Scouts
out here looking sharp as ever.
- [Wife] Well, you better not buy nothing from them.
- Oh, mind your business, damn it. Woman.
Only here trying to tell me what to do.
Anyway, Boy Scouts looking sharp.
I remember my Boy Scout days.
Yeah, sir, that was 1969.
Oh, I was looking so fresh in my outfit.
You though it was an Afro sheen.
[everyone laughs]
Now what can I do for you boys here today?
- Well, sir, we're actually just out here
selling chocolates today.
We're trying to hire a new scout leader
since our last one got
fired for abusing kids.
- Mm, mm, mm.
That boy acting a damn fool
up in a place of honor.
I tell you that much, but anyway,
I'm going to do y'all boys a favor today
if you do me a favor, all right?
Now I'm going to take four of them,
but you can't tell my wife now.
- Absolutely, sir. We won't tell a soul.
- [Neighbor] Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
Don't tell my wife now. - Thank you, sir.
Of course, sir. Here you go.
- Got me some chocolate, got me some chocolate.
Oh, thank you so much, boys.
And y'all have a good rest of the day now.
- You have a great day. - [Neighbor] Thank you.
- For every chocolate bar sold today
is a little boy that goes up to space.
- [Lionel] Three, two, one.
[upbeat music]
- Good afternoon today, gentlemen.
We're here to talk to you
about our Lord and savior, chocolate.
- Can I get a hallelujah for some chocolate?
Whoo! Amen.
Amen. Amen. - Yeah. Amen.
For every chocolate bar sold
is a cup to a Little Leaguer's testicles.
Watch this. - Oh shit.
- [Lionel] I'm not having kids. Oh God.
- So would you like some chocolate?
- Dude, I can't believe we actually did it.
You're a genius, Ben.
- Well, you never know what's capable
when your life's on the line.
- You know what?
Since we made this money our damn selves,
why don't we just pocket
it and move out of town?
- Are you out of your mind, man?
These guys aren't in
the bush leagues, okay?
We don't give them
their money, we're dead.
- Man, what's the address? You got it still?
- Yeah.
- Search it up.
Oh shit. - What?
- Ah, yeah, definitely not the bush league.
- Come on, let's go.
- Oh boy. Oh dear, all right, here we go.
You sure you're ready to do this?
- It's way too late to turn back now, man.
[upbeat music]
[both speaking indistinctly]
I think I paid a stack for the sip up
Don't try to keep up, it
ain't worth fucking rent up
I climb out of California
King when I get up
Snap my ice rollie on my
wrist to make a pickup
If you see me pop up in your
phone, you better pick up
'Cause you know when it involves money
You're scooping chips up
I rent the BE underground,
fuck mainstream
Me and your favorite rapper
Still going to have the same cheese
I'm old tea, bitches
asking what the chain mean
Russian cuts got it where
these bitches can't reach
Smelling like a long
$40,000 necklace on
No pendant, diamond
chains is so expensive
Ben's tenant, AMG Kitty,
yeah, it's a big difference
I flip shipments while chilling
and I'm on my shit, nigga
I was 17 when JJ taught
me how to cook correct
You can microwave, but shit
The stoves is where the pros at
- Where the hell did you get that from?
- Out of my ass. Come on, let's go.
- You got to teach me how to do that.
But I never sell no drugs in my life
I bought a couple bottles,
paid 25, that was the price
But I'm 17 and work
for quarter and five
My mama scared for me
But she nowhere baby about that life
Hey, see summertime with 50 deep
Running light, selling
catch, 30 scatter day
I bought my first item
- [Letisha] Who is it?
- Benjamin.
- Fool, you're not supposed to use your real name.
- Ow.
- [Letisha] Like Andre Benjamin?
- No, Benjamin Sheffield. Look, I have a package.
Papito sent me here.
[knuckles rapping]
- It's just some damn kids.
- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.
- Come on. Come in.
Quick, quick, quick. Come on.
[door slams]
Y'all boys want some Kool-Aid?
- [Lionel] Yes, please. - No, thank you.
- All right, what you want? Red, orange, or purple?
- [Lionel] Purp, please.
- Okay. Y'all sit right here.
Chari-Tee, he'll be
with y'all in a minute.
[dramatic music]
- Y'all got something for me?
- Here you go.
- So Papito using kids now, huh?
I guess that nigga'd do anything
not to bring his scary ass to the hood.
Y'all niggas did good though.
Let's see what we got here.
[dramatic music]
Ooh. Nothing like some new
blue chili, I'm telling you.
[Chari-Tee laughs]
Ooh! What's y'all names?
- I'm Ben. - Lionel.
- Well, Ben, Lionel. Little niggas did good.
Very punctual, poised, and disciplined.
Guess Papito's crazy idea
using children just might work.
- Ah, appreciate the compliments, Mr. Tee,
but just wondering, so does
that mean we're free to go?
Like we can go now?
- Not yet. - Okay.
- Letisha, hook these little niggas up.
How you going to leave without
what you came here for?
- Huh? What are you talking about?
- One pure quality of pink horse
in exchange for that new
chili you just gave me.
- I think there's been just some sort of mistake here.
See, we're not like a reoccurring thing.
Not that I wouldn't want to
do a reoccurring business.
It's just there's been a mix up.
- Not to my knowledge.
See this right here is a new sensation.
Infiltrating many high schools
and colleges around the city.
Thanks to me, Papito's genius idea,
putting them in chocolate bars,
I'm going to be the
richest nigga in the city.
- But that wasn't part of our plan.
We were just expecting-
- Now that y'all got y'all brick, you could taste it.
We could be on our way.
- Taste it?
- Yeah, taste it, for its pureness, fool.
I though I was working with professionals,
even if they are underage.
Nerds.
- Yeah, you are.
- Yep, yep. Let me just taste it.
Oh, there's my keys. Here they are.
Okay, here we go.
- I got to go make my runs, so I suggest you hurry up.
- Gotcha.
- [Chari-Tee] My patience is thin.
- Okay, I'm going to snort it as I always have done before.
I'm feeling a little risky.
I'm going to go with my left.
[door slams] - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
[upbeat orchestral music]
[upbeat orchestral music continues]
- Be quiet. Get up the steps. - Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Take them cuffs out those guys, huh?
You boys did a good job today.
- What? - Papito.
- Actually, it's Detective Gaines.
- That's Papito?
- But I though you were a-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Drug Lord.
Yeah, listen. I needed you boys, okay?
- Why did you need us specifically, man?
You threatened me. You
fucking threatened me.
- Hey, listen to me, okay? I protect this town.
This is my city. It's where I come from.
I had to use you guys.
That's how I got the warrant
to even come in here in the first place.
I got surveillance on
that fool selling drugs
to some high schoolers.
- So let me get some of this straight.
You know my name, my school I go to,
because you guys are fucking feds.
Look at this guy. What the
fuck is he doing with glass?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- And you have all my information.
- Shut up, okay?
At least I'm not out
here killing Black folks
for my job to get done, okay?
- Excuse me.
[Detective Gaines speaking Spanish]
Tomorrow, come down to the City Hall.
9:00 sharp, I need you to be down there.
They're going to make a
whole plaques for you.
You want to see the plaques?
- Yeah. - [Lionel] Yeah.
- Yeah, they're going to say honorary protectors
of the community.
- Sounds pretty cool. - Hey, you like that?
- Oh, that's dope.
- 9:00 AM sharp tomorrow. Don't be late.
- [Ben] All right. Thanks, Officer Papito Gaines.
- Ah, be ready because they're going to have cameras.
- All right, yep. Got it.
- Now get out of here and [speaks Spanish] out there, okay?
- [Ben] Okay. - My gosh.
[dispatcher speaking indistinctly]
- You know, I had that going so much worse in my mind.
- Tell me about it.
What I'm tripping off of is how we went
from drug dealers to honorary cops.
- I know.
It's like we finally got something good
out of doing the right thing for once.
- Yep, guess so. Let's go home.
- [Reporter] In local news, police have succeeded
in the stop of drugs
infecting the community
by taking down notorious distributor,
Chavares Chari-Tee Tomlinson.
An ongoing investigation of Mr. Tomlinson
was led by Detective Patrick Gaines
and local law enforcement,
as the case was solved
three days ago with the help
of two local brave teenagers
by the names of Ben Sheffield
and Lionel Coinbank.
The two boys will be
rewarded for their great work
with special plaques
made by law enforcement
as honorary protectors of the city
right here in City Hall downtown.
Thank you boys for your heroic work.
And now, here's Todd with a
weather forecast for the week.
- Yeah. Fucking college, baby!
Ow!
- Ben. - Jenny. Hey.
- Hey. I didn't know you lived in this neighborhood.
- Yeah, I do. This is actually my house.
- I see. It's really nice.
- Thanks. So what are you doing out here?
- Oh, I always go jogging in this neighborhood.
It clears my head.
- Right. Got to stay in shape.
- Right.
- Six abs. - Yep.
What you got there?
- This? - Yeah.
- It's actually my acceptance
letter. I just got into UCLA.
- That's amazing. Congratulations.
- Thanks, Jenny?
- You know, I saw you on the news not too long ago.
- Really? You did?
- Yeah. It was for that big drug bust case.
It was all over the news.
- Oh, yeah.
It was a little thing with
friends, not a really big deal.
- That was very brave of you.
A man who puts their life
on the line for the community
means they'd put their
life on the line for me.
- That's exactly what it means, and that's why I did it.
There's probably no other
reason why I could have.
[upbeat music]
- First time doing that?
- Uh, yeah, but I hope it means I get to maybe try again.
[upbeat music]
- So you're going to Cali then?
- Yeah, I am.
- What are you doing for the rest of the summer?
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] That, ladies and gentlemen.
That is the look of a hero.
There you have it, folks,
to be continued on the
adventures of Ben and Lionel.
But just to keep you updated.
[upbeat music]
- So would you like some chocolate?
- [Lionel] Oh god!
My boy got into UCLA and is
headed to the West Coast,
and hey, with that hair,
I wouldn't be surprised
to see him on the big screen one day.
As for me, I'm still the plug LC,
and I myself have decided
to take my talents
to the West Coast.
Hello, scandal.
[Lionel laughs]
[both laughing]
- Those are Russian people that...
[both laughing]
- [Lionel] Jenny and Ben are starting to get serious,
even though she's going
to Boston for college.
Sheesh, talk about a rough summer.
- Ben? - [Ben] Jenny. Hey.
- Hey.
- Now that we're going to be drug dealers,
everyone's going to want to be our friend,
especially Brittany.
- I'm going to say this the nicest way possible,
but Brittany doesn't want your dick.
Do you understand that?
- Yeah. Only with your mother.
Seemed like I was always
cool enough for her.
And I smackety dackity
doo that bastard ass.
Oh God.
- Ah, good old Mr. Shef.
Still a freak beyond measures
and a slave to his own sexual needs.
But hey, what's a man to do?
- Get a load of this clown.
- As for Cade, he's still doing his thing as he prepares
to be the starting QB
for our local university.
Still don't think he
likes us very much though.
- South Side motherfuckers robbed me, Papito.
- Come on, I hear this before from you
time and time again, huh?
- Is that what you think, you
better than me or something?
You rotten bastard?
- [Lionel] This guy, apparently
he's Pepito's brother-in-law
who owes him money.
And rumor has it, he's still in the trunk.
- Rotten, huh? That's funny.
I don't remember being made of fruit.
- [Lionel] Officer Gaines turned us into the heroes
we always wanted to be.
As soon as he comes back from vacation,
I can feel safe again.
- Out of all the dicks in the world,
Brittany will be like the
last person to pick your dick.
I mean, you're competing
with fucking Tom Brady, bro.
There's people like Tom Brady in the world
and she's going to just pick your dick
over Tom Brady's dick?
- Latisha, hook these little niggas up.
How you going to leave without
what you came here for?
- Damn, I did it again.
- [Lionel] Not going to hold you.
Letisha did make a mean batch of Kool-Aid.
Well, now she'd be
making them on the inside
for a woman named Big Mama.
- It's just some damn kids.
- [Chari-Tee] Let them in.
- Hey, come on, come in.
Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
[door squeaks]
- I'm going to be the richest nigga in the city.
- [Lionel] As for Chari-Tee, we can finally say he's right
where he belong, for good.
Booyah!
[everyone laughs]
- [Ben] That wasn't part of... Okay, all right.
- It means finally, bro, we're
finally going to be popular.
- What the fuck was that?
You just sound like a
"South Park" character.
Can you fucking speak?
- Oh, and by the way, I should probably ride home with you,
you know, for protection
so we don't run into any-
- So you don't have to go some old walrus pussy?
- You know, that is not your line.
- I literally told you we're going to fuck up on this one.
- [Producer] Y'all are crazy.
- Fuck you, you know I can't get hurt,
so you just have to bring
fucking Cade up all the time, huh?
- You know what, Chase?
Chase.
Me and you, can we
finna go out on the town
and do our little...
- [Ben] We're not doing cocaine.
- Man, whatever. Dude, just turn the game on.
- [Ben] Okay, yeah. Let's just turn this-
- Lame ass White boy.
So? I'm just half.
Nothing's worse than
not being a drug dealer
and not getting girls
to being a drug dealer
and still not getting girls.
I might as well just be gay.
[Lionel laughs]
[Lionel singing]
- [Cameraman] Rolling. - Batman.
- [Cameraman] Camera still speeding.
- [Producer] Copy that.
Still speeding. Speeding all around.
All right. Settle and action.
[upbeat music]
- [Lionel] Well, guess is like the old saying goes,
if you believe that you can
fly, just flap your wings
and it'll work for you if you try.
I'm kidding. I'm messing around.
But hey, that's just me and my boy, Ben,
the heroes of the city.
Moving weight might sound cool and all
and might get you into doors
you though you would never
get in before, but doing
the right thing felt better.
And hey, look at us now.
Recognized by the whole
community with our heroic acts.
Well, certain people. Some
of the others, not so much.
But hey, not everyone liked Jesus
and they wanted to kill Caesar.
As long as I got my boy Ben in my corner,
I'm ready for whatever this
world has to throw at me.
Oh yeah. It's going to
be a very lit summer.
[upbeat music]
- [Cameraman] All right, cool.
[Lionel imitating lasers]
- What the fuck am I doing?
- Good night, my boy.
- [Cameraman] Cut, cut. You nailed it.
- [Producer] Yeah, you killed it.
- What do I look like, Jesus Christ to you?
Take him to the trunk. You
already know what it is.
- No, damn, man. Why I got to get in the trunk.
- Hey fool, what do you think you're doing?
Hey boss, you got a creeper.
- Hey, bring him to me, huh?
Grab his ass, grab his ass.
- Hey yo, what up though? You got the shit?
You know what I'm saying?
Because I got the guac and
I'm waiting on the drop.
Because I'm finna go...
[Producer] You got my money.
You got stuff, so you're
asking for your money.
- Yeah. Okay, all right.
I'm asking for the
money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. My bad.
But in the meantime, or
should I say meanwhile.
[gentle music]
- Shit's crazy, homes.
Hey, vato, you got to get
up off that bunk, bro.
You got to get up and start
working out, man. Come on.
I do five, you do five.
Let's go. Count them with me.
One, two, three, four, five.
Come on, man. See, your problem.
You got your mind on the street, homie.
You got to stay off them streets.
That's what's stressing you out right now.
On second thought,
you got somebody that
can go meet the homies
and pick something up for me?
I can have the trustee
bring it in, you know?
So we can make some money,
man, get ourselves together.
We ain't got no fucking
commissary up in this bitch.
Shit, man.
CO, when's this motherfucking trial at?
[upbeat music]
- Hey, baboso, I'm talking to you.
- Tomlinson.
Tomlinson, let's go. You're out of here.
Cell three.
Turn around.
[prisoners speaking simultaneously]
- Man, don't let these niggas hold you down, man.
Stay up, bro. Come on, man.
- Settle down. Settle down before I make you do it.
- Hold that shit down, bro.
Man, fuck you. Fuck these niggas, bro.
Hold that shit down, man.
[upbeat music]
- Boss, boss. Welcome home, man.
So what's the plan? What's
the play you have cooking up?
- Cooking? Man, I'm baking right now.
It's hot as shit right now.
- True.
But look, is you going
to stop here and smoke,
or smoke in front of the station?
No, you don't want to
go back in that place.
- Nah, you know I ain't going for that.
Right now, I'm just
trying to chill, you know?
Got to get my shit right,
pull all my resources back together.
- So you're still going after the cop, right?
- Not yet. For now, I just want to wait it out.
But I do got something
sweet for him though.
- What do you mean by that?
- I mean, after I find these kids,
I'm saving Papito's sweet ass for last.
- Pause. - What?
- I said pause, because that one sound kind of-
- Kind of what? Nigga, you calling me gay?
Do I look like a fruit cup to you?
- No.
- Does this look like a rainbow convention, nigga?
- Never said that. - Well, don't say shit.
Put the pedal to the medal
and slide. Let's hit this trap.
- Trap?
- Yeah, the new spot.
You asked what I had cooking, right?
Well, that's the first line of
business. Get back booming.
- Say less. Let's roll.
[upbeat music]
Whoa, ha
Yeah
I'm just a young nigga,
I drip from the fountain
Diamonds like water,
snow high in the mountain
Max out of money, but
outside of counting
Hard to believe that
I need an accountant
Counting
Yay, she wanted help,
so I let her count it
She doesn't know that
I already counted
Fuck me and suck me to
sleep while I'm driving
But I ain't slipping, I pay attention
You got emotional
problems, you tripping
All on my dick with
a friend as a witness
I beat it out and I
get back to business
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
[upbeat music]
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
[gentle music]
I cannot fear my foes,
blunt so motherfucking loud
I cannot hear you, hoes,
I'm a stay down 10 toes
You niggas three French
toes, you could get poppin' po
I bet you at Winslow,
nothing going to stop this glow
Yo bitch down when she notice this
I'm already fucked up
I don't even know why I poke this shit
Why I poke this shit up
Even if you knock me down
I'm coming right back
like bowling piece
Heart so motherfucking cold
You can sit it in a corner shit
She was a thot, what I called her
I only want green, I'm a hover, boy
I live this way, call me suffer, boy
Owee, totally, sir
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
Got them feeling like 80s, baby
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
She gon' get wavy, wavy
This shit wavy, wavy
Thumbing through the
blues while I'm cooking
Tucking that Famous Amos
[gentle music]
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