The Scarecrow (1920) Movie Script

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THE SCARECROW
Slowly and majestically the sun steals gradually over the hill-tops.
All the rooms in this house are in one room.
I don't care how she votes - I'm going to marry her.
Are you ready?
Put Coin here
GAS METER
Set the table.
Hurry up! My stomach is as empty as a saloon.
What is Home Without a Mother
Stung by her father's treatment she planned to ruin his rural stomach - so she baked him a cream pie.
Mlle. Danceabilski
Mad dog!
DRUG STORE
IODINE
DOG BITE
ARNICA
COTTON
GAUZE
Friends?
She belonged to the Dancers' Union and couldn't stop until the whistle blew.
This is so so sudden.
HARNESS SHOP
He's running away to get married with your horse.
Where's the ring?
- then I pronounce you -
- man and wife.
THE END