The Unkindness of Ravens (2016) Movie Script
1
"What sort of warrior is
this who battled once and fell?
And now retreats forever. Half
alive, half hovering in limbo.
Waiting for the scavengers
to swoop
And feast on his necrotic flesh.
The Valkyries, those
choosers of the slain.
Regret their dead and mourn
the sick spent shell.
That they let live instead."
In our last session you told
me that you liked taking pictures.
What kind of things do you
like taking pictures of?
Nature.
Wildlife.
Can't be much
of that in the city?
Do you ever take
pictures of ravens?
- No.
- Why not?
You know why.
Talk me through it again.
Talking doesn't help.
The more you talk about your memories
the less power they have over you.
Sit.
I write poetry
sometimes.
But you've never written
about Afghanistan?
There's nothing
poetic about war.
The poetry is in the pity.
I'm going to make
a deal with you.
A friend of mine owns a
place in the Highlands.
An artist's retreat.
It's going to be
empty all month.
You spend some time there.
And by the time you're back I'll
have found you somewhere permanent.
If you want things to get better you're
going to have to make some effort.
You know what the
alternative is.
I'm not going back to that shithole.
- It's a good facility.
Look I've seen people recover from this,
but never by ignoring the problem.
You go down that road
well, it's not a good road.
Here's the address and the key.
I got you this.
On one condition.
You keep a diary. Pictures,
poems, whatever.
Keep track of what you're doing and
more importantly what you're feeling.
Hello?
Oh, no.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Sort it out.
Sort it out. Sort it out.
It's all in here!
Sort it out!
"Oh, little bird.
You never saw it coming.
The enemy intangible,
but fierce.
The windowpane as
solid as the palisade
to fragile bodies,
delicately made.
You did not ask for life. You
knew not deat's portent.
And yet both uninvited came.
And wreaked their wonders and their
terrors both on your frail form.
Now, nothing but a shell.
Shocked, into dust."
Oh.
Sorry about
that... buddy.
I couldn't let you do it.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about the
birds and the bees.
Or just the birds if you please.
This isn't happening... this isn't
happening... you're not real.
Man up, Andrew.
You're not real!
Open your eyes!
While you still have them.
What do you mean?
You know what we mean.
They didn't spare us that day.
They saved us for last.
This makes no sense.
Sense... sense?
Sense, is so subjective.
And these...
these are no ordinary birds.
Do you know what
they said to me?
They said the flesh tastes
sweeter when the spirit is dead.
Isn't that dreadful Andrew?
Isn't that just terrible?
They're waiting.
They're waiting until we are...
I have to get out of here,
I have to get out of here!
- Back to the city.
- Aye, go.
Go where you like.
But they will follow us.
They'll follow.
Just like they followed us here.
They're waiting.
They're waiting in the trees.
Take their picture and they'll
finish us Lickety split.
Angela.
Fuck... I'm seeing things.
You're in a new
environment, it's to be expected.
I don't think you'd expect to
see what I thought I'd seen.
What did you see exactly?
My double, my evil twin.
I had a conversation with it.
I just want to be away.
I want out.
You know and I know that
what you're seeing isn't real...
Have you been writing?
- Some.
- Well keep it up...
Take everything out your
head and put it on the page.
"Mars, the God of war rejoices
in the acrid redness
of this hell on Earth.
Where earthly joys are
echoes of whispers.
Where humanity is... bestial.
Debased by duty.
Here is dust and blood,
rust and crimson.
Elements entwining
in a Devi's pact
to steaming moats of mud
around the leaking dead.
The spewed lava of the living,
pooling stagnant in the sand.
What glory is here?
What pride?
What do we prove by fighting?
What do we win by losing
everything worth having?
Our blood, our limbs, our minds
our innocence, our faith
in some benevolent design.
Our pasts are trampled
into scorched earth.
Our futures blighted with
the burden of living
after so much death."
And we were doing so well.
You're not real.
- Oh, yes. You've been talking to Angela.
Good old Angela.
Ah, she means well, bless her.
But she's never been
to war has she?
She's never had to watch
as her friend's arm
her friend's leg, her friend's head
has blown fifty feet in the air.
She's never had to sit there watching
them writhe with a gushing stump
wondering when
it'll be our turn.
But I'll tell you something.
It's our turn now.
And we better be ready, soldier.
I want you to go.
We can't leave.
We have to prepare.
For what?
For battle.
No offense, Andrew
but we're not going to
kill them with poems.
Eh, especially not
any of your's.
No, we're going to need axes,
we're going to need guns.
We're going to need to get our head
out the sand and get ready to fight.
Fight - fight - fight
fight - fight - fight - fight!
The war is over.
Oh no, it's not.
It isn't over
because they won't be happy until
they get their sharp, black beaks
in our soft white eyes.
Stop it!
Hey, if you don't believe me,
take a look at your photos.
You'll see them.
Hi, this is Angela.
Hi, hi Angela.
Sorry I can't come
to the phone just now
but if you leave a message I'll
get back to you after the beep.
Angela, it's Andrew.
Look, I'm in trouble I need...
I need help!
You need to man up gorgeous.
That's what you need.
Believe me now?
Horrible things aren't they?
Half bird, half man.
Monstrous.
And so hungry.
Ravenous even.
Get it? Ravenous. Ravens.
Ravenous ravens.
I must be raven mad!
They're here!
Just take their picture.
Get it over with.
I don't want to die.
You will before
the night is out.
Hello.
- Hello?
- Hello, Angela?
Angela,
Angela... angel...
Am I your angel Andrew?
I don't understand.
Or am I one of those things?
You've been good to me.
Have I? Or have I
sent you to your death?
I don't understand.
Annihilation
breeds hopelessness...
Hopelessness breeds ripeness...
You have walked
the forked path...
now join us in the desolate
plane where we wait to feast...
The poetry is in the pain...
is in the
pain... is in the pain...
I can eat birds. I like birds.
I've always liked birds.
I'll fucking eat a bird.
Come on!
You!
You're a fucking bird.
Come on.
I don't want it.
It's over. All right?
That's it finished.
I don't want it any more.
I can't take it any more.
Stop doing it, I don't want it.
I don't like it.
I don't want to, please leave me alone.
Leave me alone, leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
"Putrified
inside, the flesh decays
and juicy white
eyes see nothing.
Wallow in the open, weakling.
Whine where they can find you.
With claws and beaks
and hungry tongues.
Seeking your sweet syrup.
Succumb to your disease.
Fester no longer, give
yourself to the horde.
You are best served
cold and empty.
They say that they
were full then
to the brim.
But they are ready for
their third course now."
I wasn't hiding, I was spying.
Scouting them out, looking for
their weaknesses. Aye, sure.
But did you find any?
No.
They're even more
powerful than we thought.
Do you know what they did?
They turned into ravens and
flew right out the window.
Who are they? What do they want?
They're scavengers, lost
servants of a dead God.
They stalk the desolate plane
feeding on those doomed
to walk the forked path.
They suckle from the foul
fluids that flow invisible
from the wounds
of lost soldiers.
Lured by the stench of despair
they leech away those last
shallow pools of life
and feast on the hopeless
meat that's left.
They taste you first, to
see if you're ripe so to speak.
We should surrender.
Get it over with.
- What? No, we...
- Chicken
Surely a coward would surrender.
A brave warrior faces death
when it is his time.
Well, it's not my time.
Did you like my poem?
- No, it was amateurish.
Just end it. Do it.
We can't take any more of this.
Come on!
Great way to spend New Year, eh?
- Always a let down.
- Here.
- Whisky?
- Aye.
- Good man.
Cheers!
Happy New Year Burnsie.
And here come the fireworks.
Should auld
acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind.
Should auld
acquaintence be forgot
For the days of
auld lang syne.
Why did you join up?
Young, stupid,
skint... join the army.
Do you like it?
Fuck no! You?
If I had the balls I'd have shot myself
in the foot and fucked off months ago.
Aye?
I'll do it.
Put that thing away you
might hurt yourself.
Alright, you got me. Good one.
You can't go yet.
You're not ready.
When you're ready, they'll come.
"To those I leave behind once
more, the man I used to be died long ago.
I know that you've
mourned for him already.
And so this second death of
mine, requires no grieving.
I'm sorry father,
for my weakness.
Mother, for my distance.
Laura, I apologise
that I misled you.
Tricked you into thinking I
would not be changed by war.
In truth, it didn't change me.
It devoured me.
And spat me out a ghost,
made only to haunt you.
I've had enough of limbo
and will linger no longer at
the fringes of existence.
Remember me as I was before.
Forget the shell that I am.
And please, don't mourn me
because I am already dead."
Help!
No, no!
Help.
Help.
They're coming for you.
You can't let them.
Spare yourself!
Oh, Jesus!
Maybe... maybe
I can stop them.
Do it.
Quickly, they're almost here!
Do it.
Murder us, like you
murdered them.
- Or I will.
- No.
It wasn't my fault.
- Our dear murdered friends.
- There was nothing I could have done.
Please, end it.
End it now, please!
Please!
You can go now.
"I am my own worst enemy
afraid to live, and
frightened yet to die.
And so, I must defend myself
against myself.
Until my time is nigh.
To lose but limbs and
bones, I never lately use.
A walking bomb, that
should explode at once
but I refuse."
Say cheese.
No!
This is what we
were trained for.
This is what we were born to do.
They think they can get
me, but they can't get me.
I'm a solider, I'm a man.
A deadly fucking force.
Come on!
Bring them in boys!
Move!
On your fucking knees!
This isn't what...
Come on!
Come on!
What's the fucking big deal?
They're just sacks of meat!
Christ!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
- This is what we do!
Kill them!
What's wrong with you soldier?
Come on!
Kill them! Come on!
Pull the trigger soldier!
Shoot! Kill him!
Kill him! End it!
Do it! Now!
I won't. I can't.
I'll do it.
If that's what you want.
But it's not going to be pretty.
- No, no, stop!
It's him, or it's you.
What's it to be?
Sure?
You'll do it? Good man.
Good man!
You're up!
Die!
Who are you?
My eye!
They stole my fucking eye!
You!
- You stole my eye!
- No, no!
The ravens are coming!
The ravens are coming!
The ravens are coming!
No!
No!
No!
Craig!
You motherfucker!
Craig.
Craig!
Andrew.
Lee!
Lee!
Lee!
Craig.
You're going to be fine.
Please, please...
Man, I've got you.
Everything's fine.
Andrew.
Please help.
Mate... we're going to be fine.
They'll have us
out of here in no time.
Andrew.
Andrew!
Craig!
"What sort of warrior is
this who battled once and fell?
And now retreats forever. Half
alive, half hovering in limbo.
Waiting for the scavengers
to swoop
And feast on his necrotic flesh.
The Valkyries, those
choosers of the slain.
Regret their dead and mourn
the sick spent shell.
That they let live instead."
In our last session you told
me that you liked taking pictures.
What kind of things do you
like taking pictures of?
Nature.
Wildlife.
Can't be much
of that in the city?
Do you ever take
pictures of ravens?
- No.
- Why not?
You know why.
Talk me through it again.
Talking doesn't help.
The more you talk about your memories
the less power they have over you.
Sit.
I write poetry
sometimes.
But you've never written
about Afghanistan?
There's nothing
poetic about war.
The poetry is in the pity.
I'm going to make
a deal with you.
A friend of mine owns a
place in the Highlands.
An artist's retreat.
It's going to be
empty all month.
You spend some time there.
And by the time you're back I'll
have found you somewhere permanent.
If you want things to get better you're
going to have to make some effort.
You know what the
alternative is.
I'm not going back to that shithole.
- It's a good facility.
Look I've seen people recover from this,
but never by ignoring the problem.
You go down that road
well, it's not a good road.
Here's the address and the key.
I got you this.
On one condition.
You keep a diary. Pictures,
poems, whatever.
Keep track of what you're doing and
more importantly what you're feeling.
Hello?
Oh, no.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Sort it out.
Sort it out. Sort it out.
It's all in here!
Sort it out!
"Oh, little bird.
You never saw it coming.
The enemy intangible,
but fierce.
The windowpane as
solid as the palisade
to fragile bodies,
delicately made.
You did not ask for life. You
knew not deat's portent.
And yet both uninvited came.
And wreaked their wonders and their
terrors both on your frail form.
Now, nothing but a shell.
Shocked, into dust."
Oh.
Sorry about
that... buddy.
I couldn't let you do it.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about the
birds and the bees.
Or just the birds if you please.
This isn't happening... this isn't
happening... you're not real.
Man up, Andrew.
You're not real!
Open your eyes!
While you still have them.
What do you mean?
You know what we mean.
They didn't spare us that day.
They saved us for last.
This makes no sense.
Sense... sense?
Sense, is so subjective.
And these...
these are no ordinary birds.
Do you know what
they said to me?
They said the flesh tastes
sweeter when the spirit is dead.
Isn't that dreadful Andrew?
Isn't that just terrible?
They're waiting.
They're waiting until we are...
I have to get out of here,
I have to get out of here!
- Back to the city.
- Aye, go.
Go where you like.
But they will follow us.
They'll follow.
Just like they followed us here.
They're waiting.
They're waiting in the trees.
Take their picture and they'll
finish us Lickety split.
Angela.
Fuck... I'm seeing things.
You're in a new
environment, it's to be expected.
I don't think you'd expect to
see what I thought I'd seen.
What did you see exactly?
My double, my evil twin.
I had a conversation with it.
I just want to be away.
I want out.
You know and I know that
what you're seeing isn't real...
Have you been writing?
- Some.
- Well keep it up...
Take everything out your
head and put it on the page.
"Mars, the God of war rejoices
in the acrid redness
of this hell on Earth.
Where earthly joys are
echoes of whispers.
Where humanity is... bestial.
Debased by duty.
Here is dust and blood,
rust and crimson.
Elements entwining
in a Devi's pact
to steaming moats of mud
around the leaking dead.
The spewed lava of the living,
pooling stagnant in the sand.
What glory is here?
What pride?
What do we prove by fighting?
What do we win by losing
everything worth having?
Our blood, our limbs, our minds
our innocence, our faith
in some benevolent design.
Our pasts are trampled
into scorched earth.
Our futures blighted with
the burden of living
after so much death."
And we were doing so well.
You're not real.
- Oh, yes. You've been talking to Angela.
Good old Angela.
Ah, she means well, bless her.
But she's never been
to war has she?
She's never had to watch
as her friend's arm
her friend's leg, her friend's head
has blown fifty feet in the air.
She's never had to sit there watching
them writhe with a gushing stump
wondering when
it'll be our turn.
But I'll tell you something.
It's our turn now.
And we better be ready, soldier.
I want you to go.
We can't leave.
We have to prepare.
For what?
For battle.
No offense, Andrew
but we're not going to
kill them with poems.
Eh, especially not
any of your's.
No, we're going to need axes,
we're going to need guns.
We're going to need to get our head
out the sand and get ready to fight.
Fight - fight - fight
fight - fight - fight - fight!
The war is over.
Oh no, it's not.
It isn't over
because they won't be happy until
they get their sharp, black beaks
in our soft white eyes.
Stop it!
Hey, if you don't believe me,
take a look at your photos.
You'll see them.
Hi, this is Angela.
Hi, hi Angela.
Sorry I can't come
to the phone just now
but if you leave a message I'll
get back to you after the beep.
Angela, it's Andrew.
Look, I'm in trouble I need...
I need help!
You need to man up gorgeous.
That's what you need.
Believe me now?
Horrible things aren't they?
Half bird, half man.
Monstrous.
And so hungry.
Ravenous even.
Get it? Ravenous. Ravens.
Ravenous ravens.
I must be raven mad!
They're here!
Just take their picture.
Get it over with.
I don't want to die.
You will before
the night is out.
Hello.
- Hello?
- Hello, Angela?
Angela,
Angela... angel...
Am I your angel Andrew?
I don't understand.
Or am I one of those things?
You've been good to me.
Have I? Or have I
sent you to your death?
I don't understand.
Annihilation
breeds hopelessness...
Hopelessness breeds ripeness...
You have walked
the forked path...
now join us in the desolate
plane where we wait to feast...
The poetry is in the pain...
is in the
pain... is in the pain...
I can eat birds. I like birds.
I've always liked birds.
I'll fucking eat a bird.
Come on!
You!
You're a fucking bird.
Come on.
I don't want it.
It's over. All right?
That's it finished.
I don't want it any more.
I can't take it any more.
Stop doing it, I don't want it.
I don't like it.
I don't want to, please leave me alone.
Leave me alone, leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
"Putrified
inside, the flesh decays
and juicy white
eyes see nothing.
Wallow in the open, weakling.
Whine where they can find you.
With claws and beaks
and hungry tongues.
Seeking your sweet syrup.
Succumb to your disease.
Fester no longer, give
yourself to the horde.
You are best served
cold and empty.
They say that they
were full then
to the brim.
But they are ready for
their third course now."
I wasn't hiding, I was spying.
Scouting them out, looking for
their weaknesses. Aye, sure.
But did you find any?
No.
They're even more
powerful than we thought.
Do you know what they did?
They turned into ravens and
flew right out the window.
Who are they? What do they want?
They're scavengers, lost
servants of a dead God.
They stalk the desolate plane
feeding on those doomed
to walk the forked path.
They suckle from the foul
fluids that flow invisible
from the wounds
of lost soldiers.
Lured by the stench of despair
they leech away those last
shallow pools of life
and feast on the hopeless
meat that's left.
They taste you first, to
see if you're ripe so to speak.
We should surrender.
Get it over with.
- What? No, we...
- Chicken
Surely a coward would surrender.
A brave warrior faces death
when it is his time.
Well, it's not my time.
Did you like my poem?
- No, it was amateurish.
Just end it. Do it.
We can't take any more of this.
Come on!
Great way to spend New Year, eh?
- Always a let down.
- Here.
- Whisky?
- Aye.
- Good man.
Cheers!
Happy New Year Burnsie.
And here come the fireworks.
Should auld
acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind.
Should auld
acquaintence be forgot
For the days of
auld lang syne.
Why did you join up?
Young, stupid,
skint... join the army.
Do you like it?
Fuck no! You?
If I had the balls I'd have shot myself
in the foot and fucked off months ago.
Aye?
I'll do it.
Put that thing away you
might hurt yourself.
Alright, you got me. Good one.
You can't go yet.
You're not ready.
When you're ready, they'll come.
"To those I leave behind once
more, the man I used to be died long ago.
I know that you've
mourned for him already.
And so this second death of
mine, requires no grieving.
I'm sorry father,
for my weakness.
Mother, for my distance.
Laura, I apologise
that I misled you.
Tricked you into thinking I
would not be changed by war.
In truth, it didn't change me.
It devoured me.
And spat me out a ghost,
made only to haunt you.
I've had enough of limbo
and will linger no longer at
the fringes of existence.
Remember me as I was before.
Forget the shell that I am.
And please, don't mourn me
because I am already dead."
Help!
No, no!
Help.
Help.
They're coming for you.
You can't let them.
Spare yourself!
Oh, Jesus!
Maybe... maybe
I can stop them.
Do it.
Quickly, they're almost here!
Do it.
Murder us, like you
murdered them.
- Or I will.
- No.
It wasn't my fault.
- Our dear murdered friends.
- There was nothing I could have done.
Please, end it.
End it now, please!
Please!
You can go now.
"I am my own worst enemy
afraid to live, and
frightened yet to die.
And so, I must defend myself
against myself.
Until my time is nigh.
To lose but limbs and
bones, I never lately use.
A walking bomb, that
should explode at once
but I refuse."
Say cheese.
No!
This is what we
were trained for.
This is what we were born to do.
They think they can get
me, but they can't get me.
I'm a solider, I'm a man.
A deadly fucking force.
Come on!
Bring them in boys!
Move!
On your fucking knees!
This isn't what...
Come on!
Come on!
What's the fucking big deal?
They're just sacks of meat!
Christ!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
- This is what we do!
Kill them!
What's wrong with you soldier?
Come on!
Kill them! Come on!
Pull the trigger soldier!
Shoot! Kill him!
Kill him! End it!
Do it! Now!
I won't. I can't.
I'll do it.
If that's what you want.
But it's not going to be pretty.
- No, no, stop!
It's him, or it's you.
What's it to be?
Sure?
You'll do it? Good man.
Good man!
You're up!
Die!
Who are you?
My eye!
They stole my fucking eye!
You!
- You stole my eye!
- No, no!
The ravens are coming!
The ravens are coming!
The ravens are coming!
No!
No!
No!
Craig!
You motherfucker!
Craig.
Craig!
Andrew.
Lee!
Lee!
Lee!
Craig.
You're going to be fine.
Please, please...
Man, I've got you.
Everything's fine.
Andrew.
Please help.
Mate... we're going to be fine.
They'll have us
out of here in no time.
Andrew.
Andrew!
Craig!