This Is Our City (2026) Movie Script

1
Okay, let's begin.
Good morning, I am Federal Agent
Humbug.
I'd like to begin by thanking
members of the LVPD, the
Commissioner,
of course, Mayor Goodman for
your cooperation.
As you all know, organized crime
has
plagued this city for far too
long.
Drug trafficking, high profile
assassinations, racketeering,
all at an all time high.
But today, the FBI has been
granted an
opportunity to strike a major
blow and
take down several top members
of the controlling five
families.
I would now like to introduce
the man who will be
leading this dangerous
operation,
Agent Ron.
Thank you, Agent Humbug.
Sure.
Good evening, gentlemen and
ladies.
I believe it was Philip K. Dick
who once said that
in a society of criminals,
the innocent man goes to jail.
You're a fucking loser!
Okay, okay, okay.
You got this.
My name's Ron, and I've been an
agent with the FBI for the last,
I couldn't even tell you
anymore.
On my first day, the song "Get
Lucky" came out.
So I guess it's been at least
the last few years.
I don't think that's right,
actually.
You are mistaken.
In fact, you are going to feel
like
a real boomer when I show you
that...
So yeah, I have been with the
FBI for 11 years.
Myself and another agent will be
infiltrating the Galanarri
family,
who many consider to be
the top syndicate in Vegas.
We were invited in by
Bill Galanarri, aka Baby Boy,
seen here flipping us the bird.
He is the youngest son of
the family don Frank Gallinari.
- We will be disguised as a
documentary film crew.
Member of my team located a job
post created by
Baby Boy Bill on an anonymous
site.
The post had asked for an
experienced camera crew to
follow him in film
his everyday activities.
So through Craigs--
through the private site,
we were able to negotiate an
agreement.
And a meeting place and a start
date, which is in three hours.
Yeah, I thought so too, but in
our back and
forth, Bill had mentioned that
he
wanted to submit the project to
film festivals in
the hopes of building him
and his brother's reputation
among the families.
His damaged ego is our gain.
Other members of the Gallinari
family include
Frankie Galanarri Jr.,
known to be a real ladies man.
Donna Galanarri, aka Mama G,
she handles the books.
- Cedro the Killer, Don
Galanarri's right hand
man, whom we have yet to
properly
identify.
- And Bobby Fish, the family
muscle.
Apologies
Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope.
Bobby Fish, family muscle.
This meeting could not
have come in a better time.
As a major meeting between the
five families is
set to take place in the
coming days.
So it's a good opportunity
and we're gonna seize it.
The goal of the assignment was
to gain Baby Boy
Bill's trust and to get him to
reveal the location of said
meeting.
There were several members of
the Ligazzo family
and the Alotta family with
outstanding warrants, meaning
that we could
incriminate anyone who was
present
at the meeting, under the
guidelines of the RICO
case, with Don Galanarri being
our main target.
It was a solid plan if we could
find the location of the
meeting.
I mean, that's what this was all
about.
Obviously it turned into
something else.
I will now open the briefing to
questions.
I don't know the Ligma family.
Don't forget this.
Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
How the fuck did you not know
he was gonna say "lig-ma-balls"?
Well, I'm sorry.
I thought the mayor would
be respectful at a briefing.
You put me in tough position
here, Ron.
If you fail, you make the bureau
look ridiculous.
On the other hand, you're the
only one crazy
enough to take on this
assignment
and God knows we could really
use a win.
I promise, sir, I won't let you
down and I can
just say thank you for the
oppor--
Have you met Kenny, by the way?
Oh, here, let me take that for
you.
Sup?
Yeah, we met before the
briefing to drum up some
footage.
You're with SWAT, right?
No, but I was with two
chicks at the same time once.
The nursing home banned me for
life, though.
Sup, guys?
I'm Kenny, part-time
cinematographer, full-time
fucking stud.
Got my film degree from
Columbia, although I
think college as an
institution is just a
capitalist grab.
I mean, Dostoevsky never went to
college and
that guy ate pussy on the regs.
That's why I've always
lived my life by one motto.
Experience everything, feel
nothing.
Anyway, now I'm working an
undercover assignment with the
FBI.
Wasn't sure how legit the offer
was, but they
offered a pretty big payout.
Even got me some
state-of-the-art upgrades to my
Canon XF6.
Not really into the idea of
working for the
government, but I figured, fuck
it.
Might as well take some
money off those fascist cucks.
Besides, it'll give me some
ammo when my family
asks why I missed my
sister's funeral on January 6,
I was busy, Carol.
Hey, dickhead! Get the fuck off
my porch!
Shit!
How could you pair me with a
stranger with no experience?
Because no one wanted to partner
with you, Ron. You're fucking
lame.
And if they didn't know you,
they jumped on that
wagon when you emailed them your
newsletter.
No one wants to hear about your
day-to-day from
the perspective of your cat.
I thought it was funny.
It sucks, Ron. It's not good
content. Regardless,
Kenny here is an actual
filmmaker.
We figured it'd be a good idea
to
have an actual filmmaker on the
job.
Well, what if things get sticky?
I've done, like, six films with
the Baldwin
brothers and I've been fine.
Is this guy for real?
You want me to call Billy right
now?
Shut the fuck up.
This is a button cam. Super
undetectable.
That way you can continue to
capture information
in case members of the
family do not want to be filmed.
But really sell to these
guys that are actual filmmakers.
And these things are amazing
these days.
And this is shooting an ultra
4K.
It's gonna look like a fucking
movie.
Now remember, the meeting is
within two days,
which means you have exactly 27
hours to find out the location.
What's our out?
What? What?
We don't have one yet. But we
are working on it.
Are you serious?
Well, the FBI doesn't have a
plan. Big fucking surprise.
Look, I don't have time to
re-convince you guys. Okay?
Take care of each other. Can you
do that?
Upload every piece of
information and footage to
the portal. I want constant
access.
Get the fuck out. We're here.
Yep.
Oh. Uh.
Ugh. I forgot my phone.
Oh.
Oh.
Whatever you do, don't touch that dial.
We'll be
right back with more of your
favorite music.
All my life, I always
wanted to be a gangster.
Haha! I always wanted to say
that shit.
Welcome. Welcome to the life of
the most
dangerous man who ever lived.
"Baby Boy" Bill Galanarri.
This here is my HQ. Can't
crack skulls without an HQ.
And this over here?
Oh, this is where I play "hide
the
braciole" with a lot of my
divorcees.
No, I haven't had sex
since the Obama administration.
And I voted for that guy.
And this here? This is where I
get my swole on.
You know, a lot of wise guys are
fat fucks, but not Bill
Galanarri.
Oh, this is my spin bike. I'm a
big "spin bitch".
You know, a lot of people only
wear the spin
shoes when they're on the bike,
but not me.
I got them on all the time.
Look, I'm even wearing them now.
Oh, wildly uncomfortable.
But it builds character.
Ever since the beginning, I
always knew I wanted
to live the life of a criminal.
The only thing I love more than
crime is movies.
If I wasn't a gangster, I would
have been a film producer like
a...
You know, whoever.
One day I thought to myself that
a movie about
the Gallinari family wasn't just
a wild idea.
It was a necessity.
A means to show the world why my
brother and I
are the future of organized
crime.
What are you knocking on my
door for at eight in the
morning?
It's one p.m.
Says you.
Who the fuck are they?
It's the camera crew. I told
you they start filming today.
Now come on. I'd like to
pow wow before we get busy.
Oh. All right.
Hey, you have to leave.
Are you sure he's gonna like
this?
I mean, having a film
crew around is pretty risky.
Don't worry. I made them sign
waivers.
Oh, smart.
Hey, hey, hey. Don't forget
this.
And will you call me soon?
Please? You never text me back.
What the hell was that about?
Oh, nothing. He let me borrow
this movie.
I couldn't finish it, though.
I'm not a big fan of overly
complicated Kubrickian plots,
and that one was really hard to
follow.
What was it?
"Jaws".
My brother is a good man.
Plus, he gets a lot of action.
Did you know he once
hooked up with Destiny's Child?
It's true.
There's that stripper of
Destiny from the Rhino
- who's got a 19-year-old who is
stacked.
I love my brother Frankie very
much, but the thing is, he's...
Put it this way.
The wheel is spinning, but
the hamster's not in the cage.
Our dad still mad at him about
the money
laundering incident a couple
years back.
Yeah, Pop. I'm taking care of
it.
$250,000 completely clean.
I just gotta throw it in the
dryer first.
Wait, Pop.
Why are you yelling at me?
Frankie's been a little
lost since our brother died.
We had a younger brother named
Donny.
He was the number one ranked
rodeo clown in the
West Coast, according to
Forbes.
We were all so proud of him.
Hard reality of this life is
that someone you
know eventually gets killed.
Or, in his case, falls into
a shark tank while on tour.
Donny was our dad's favorite.
He was heartbroken when he
died, but Frankie?
He basically became a shell of
himself.
Oh, fine.
Barely
affected me, really.
Yeah, everybody knows that.
Baby Boy don't get broken up
over nothing.
So, uh...
Yeah, I'm good.
So the agenda for today is to
sort of show what
our day-to-day operations are.
You know, Frankie and I are
entrusted with so
many overwhelming
responsibilities for the family.
By the way, what do we call you
guys?
Uh...
Is at that point, I realized
that Kenny and I
hadn't established our covers.
Fortunately, that was pretty
quick on my feet,
thanks to being an
ensemble member at a local
improv.
Well, his name is...
"Ken-Ee", and I'm Agent...
Ron?
I usually played a tree.
Did he just say he's Asian?
No, not Asian, Ron, you bigot.
He said "aging" Ron.
You know, because he's fucking
old.
You gotta learn to listen.
By the way, what are we doing
today?
Well, we have our normal
routine, plus that
personal errand that we have to
run.
Oh, do we really have to take
him to them?
You ask too many
questions, just trust me,
Broheme.
The Academy loves shit like
this.
We nab us an Oscar, and
everybody's gonna wanna
work with us once we take over
the family.
Bill always has these wild
ideas.
But you gotta love his drive.
This meeting contains the
Mafia's who's who chain
of command, so we could
really use a good showing.
We've been pretty stagnant in
our current
positions for quite a few years
now,
so if this film helps us gain
some traction, I'm all for it.
Even if I don't understand it.
I thought I wasn't
supposed to look at the camera.
Isn't that breaking the fourth
wall?
See, this is what I'm FUCKING
talking about!
So we're out and about in "the
702."
Someone tried to disrespect the
Galanarri name,
and we're out to take a little
fuckin' revenge.
I don't know why we have to do
this right now.
Dad is gonna be pissed if
we miss these bag of arrivals.
Don't worry.
This won't take long.
Yeah, I'd like to return this.
What was the problem?
Well, you know, it said that
it could broadcast in Ultra 4K,
but there was no option for
that, so I was basically lied
to.
Sorry to hear that. Did you
navigate the settings properly?
Uh, yeah, you know, I navigated
the
settings and the other
do-hickeys,
and yeah, I don't know, the
thing must be busted.
Maybe it's your television.
What are you saying?
That my TV is not good enough?
That I'm a fuckin' asshole?
Definitely didn't say that.
Okay, look, I didn't want to
do this, but I'm Bill Galanarri.
Okay.
I'm "Baby Boy."
Bill.
My father is Frank Gallinari
"the Don,"
and when he finds out you
tried to take advantage of his
son,
they're gonna find his place
burnt to the ground.
Now I paid 60 bucks for this
piece of garbage,
and I would like my money back
in full.
I can offer you $5 in store
credit.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Hey, sometimes you just have to
fuckin' lean on
people to get what you want.
Know what I mean?
And when's the last time you
mopped this floor?
Vegas is an amazing town.
On paper.
But what no one realizes is that
it's actually a very dangerous
place.
But for every bit of
danger, there's money to be
made.
Those punk bitch Lagazzos are
the oldest family in
town, and the Alottas after
them.
The Galanarris have been here
for the shortest amount of time,
but have grown infinitely larger
than the other two families
combined.
Why?
Because danger doesn't scare us.
Boo!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, man.
It was just a joke.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you fucking mental?
Attacking someone's mental
health?
Not cool, man.
Wh-wh-wha-what the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Bill, I'm sorry!
I can't believe you fuckin'
blew chunks in my car, Frankie.
You know our family has
sensitive stomachs.
I'm not mad.
If anything, I'm impressed.
Just appreciate you not judging
me.
You're my brother, Frankie.
I love you.
Plus, my chats with
Four-Eyed Deb have really
helped.
Who?
Four-Eyed Deb.
She's my therapist.
You know, she's very expensive,
but I could basically call her
whenever I want.
Now, Bill, we've talked about
this.
The death of your brother
wasn't your fault,
even though your father makes
you feel that way.
I just can't help but
think that he blames me.
It sounds like your struggle
isn't with the fear of what he
thinks,
but your desire to make him
proud.
Well, that's exactly it.
All I want to do is make him
proud.
I'm sure you will.
Now, I have to let you go,
but remember, happiness is an
inside job.
Great.
Thanks so much, Deb.
What was that nut-job's deal?
Daddy issues.
I know that, life.
Man, this place is fuckin'
packed.
Car washes really clean up.
Oh yeah, it's a very lucrative
industry.
Car washes and cryptocurrency.
I guarantee those two entities
will survive the
franchise wars when they come.
Again with the fuckin'
franchise wars?
Maybe someday I'll have a car
wash.
I think it would be fun.
What would be fun about that?
Just the simpleness of it.
There's something
comforting about a good car
wash.
Feels like family.
Yeah, whatever.
Plus, I keep dreaming about it.
I got my girl by my side.
I'm co-running a successful car
wash.
I'm happy.
I'm not stressed.
And Dad is proud of me.
Sucks, cause I keep having to
wake up.
You're gonna be a success,
Frankie.
We both are.
I promise.
If I start a family, I'm gonna
have a car wash.
And it'll be like, "Hey
babe, how was work today?"
And I'll be like, "Well, it
was pretty fuckin' easy, Taylor.
I just sat back while a machine
did my job and we
raked in the cha-ching."
Frankie, who the fuck is Taylor?
Just a stranger.
A complete unknown.
She just moved here from
Nashville.
Always has her guitar.
And she has a thing for love
stories and scarf collections.
Definitely doesn't already
exist.
Gotcha.
Can I put some music on?
Please don't.
But this is a real--
No!
Man, this last guy's late.
I know, right?
The disrespect.
When he comes, I'm gonna
crack his fucking head wide
open.
What's his name again?
Todd?
What kind of name is that,
anyway?
-Todd?
-Todd?
Fuckin'- Todd, probably a
fuckin' border jumper.
- I'm gonna crack that
motherfucker's-
Hey, Bill.
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, it's all good, dude.
Good to see ya.
Okay.
He's lucky I'm in a good mood.
The most important thing we
want to convey in this project
is the strength of the
Galanarri family.
We've always contributed to the
world,
dating back to when our
family first immigrated over.
Now, not to brag, but we're
pretty woke.
And all for social progression.
I mean, for God's sakes, my
grandfather marched in Selma.
You know, next to Dr. King.
Granted, he was there for a hit.
But he still marched.
And that's who the Galanarris
are.
We don't ask for handouts.
We do everything ourselves.
Okay, I have "fluffy" for
Frankie and "scrambled" for
baby.
Fuck yes. Thanks, Ma.
Of course. I love my darlings.
Hey, who are your friends?
Oh, no, they're not friends, Ma.
They're making a movie about us.
Oh, they're hungry?
No, they're not hungry. They're
working.
Nonsense.
I just made a big pot of gravy.
You fellas stay for some ziti.
Ma, no fuckin' ziti!
Madone, that mouth!
Ma, you made me wheat!
I know, Frankie, but I want
you looking big and strong
for that meeting tomorrow.
Well, that's tomorrow! Today, I
want a biscuit!
All right, only because I love
you.
And everybody watching this,
make sure you go to church.
Stay prayed up.
What the hell were we talking
about?
Exactly.
I got this one.
I got this one.
Thank you for the drop-off.
You must be used to drop-offs,
since only God himself could
have dropped off a creature
as beautiful as you.
Thousand bucks he strikes out.
He won't be long.
So, uh, what's left for today?
We're done!
That's it?
That's it? We did a lot today.
Well, uh, can I speak openly?
You coming out of the closet?
No. No. No.
That's not it.
It's okay, because we approve
of that here.
That's very nice.
You know that Glen Powell, a
very handsome man.
I'm just concerned that the
content that we're filming
doesn't really work as a
documentary.
Too risky for you?
Well, actually, no. Like, it's
not risky.
Like at all.
I was prepared for shootouts,
violence, you know,
corrupt politicians, but the
content that we got is not
very...
important?
Normal people are gonna love
what we got.
Don't forget, we got the big
meeting tomorrow.
Yes, the meeting.
Um, is there any chance
you could tell us where it is
so we could potentially
get there early and set up?
Who's that?
I'm actually not sure.
Bobby Fish, you sack of shit!
Frankie, Bobby's here!
How you doing?
The fuck you say to me?
You heard me.
You know I don't like that,
Bill.
Who the fuck are they?
Oh, that's the camera crew.
I told you they start filming
today.
And I told you that was a bad
fucking idea.
Hey, Pop.
Hey, Pop.
Boys.
Bobby, you get rid of Spielberg
over there.
Okay, hot shot.
Come with me.
Private family matter.
Actually, sir, I was
hired to
document all the ongoings of
the house.
Oh, that's real interesting.
Question.
You ever heard of Dr. El?
Elbow, bitch.
That was awesome.
Shut the fuck up.
Sounds good.
You two, sit down.
You okay, Pop?
Yeah, man, you seem
pissed.
I am not pissed.
I am unhinged!
Now you two, sit the fuck down.
Bobby, make sure that camera is
off.
Boys.
I thought I made it clear.
I thought I made it very clear
that I didn't want
any cameras in my
fucking house!
Come on, Pop.
We were just trying to get some
footage to
chronicle the Galanarri
lifestyle for us to gain
respect.
You want respect?
You want respect!
You get it out there!
You take it with your blood,
with your sweat, with your
subservience!
But--
But you don't listen!
You never listen!
And now I heard you wanted to
come to a meeting
and bring these fucking camera
guys.
Now, what the fuck is that
about?
It was just so we could
see the true Don in action.
I don't want anyone seeing me
in action!
You stupid fucking idiot.
The action is supposed to
remain hidden.
It was broadcast with all
me in motherfucking jail.
And you know how I feel about
motherfucking jail!
Okay, well, can they at least
come to the meeting
so they can get coverage of us--
No, no coverage!
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
You know what? You're not going.
What?
Pop, we've never not gone!
Yeah, Pop, I bought a Gucci
suit for this.
You bought a Gucci suit.
Yeah.
Well, I bought it.
But I guess you paid for it.
I like Gucci.
So why can't we go?
Why?
I'm going to tell you why.
Because you're lazy fuckups.
The both of youse, you're too
lazy fuckups, who contribute
nothing to this family.
Son of a bitch.
So fucking angry right now, I
can't even see straight.
You shut your fucking mouth,
both of you.
Shut the fuck up.
All you do is talk, talk, talk.
Come with some stupid fucking
dopey ideas.
And this movie idea.
This movie idea.
Making a movie is the
stupidest idea I've heard of
yet.
You reveal our family business.
You have people dealing with
cameras.
Talkin' about our family
drop-offs.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I just don't know.
No, no more.
You disgrace me.
You disgrace this family.
Okay.
Now, I'll be walking into
The Abyss tomorrow alone.
All the other bosses with
their sons by their side.
Not me though.
Why couldn't either of you
have been more like Donny?
He followed his dreams.
He always gave it us all.
I mean, he wasn't just the
number
one rodeo clown in Forbes for
nothing.
He was also the number one
ranked son in this family.
You know what I'm saying?
And he was taken from me.
Now I have no sons left and it
hurts.
Yeah, that's right, run away
you "Mary"!
You cry baby, run away,
Ya fairy little piss-ant.
Bill, I never had high hopes
for him.
But you, you really disappoint
me.
I mean, you're 31 fucking years
old.
You could have been a Capo next
to me.
You could be the head of this
family.
Instead, you sit around all
day waiting for bag drop-offs.
Sorry to say, you are not a
gangster, Bill.
You're a fucking sissy fraud.
And what's even worse...
I share blood with you.
When Donny died, his
whole
family legacy died with him.
Bobby!
Grab the bags.
Let's get out of here.
And you.
Get a haircut.
Hey look, fuck him.
Okay, fuck the old man.
It's gonna be okay.
Do you want me to give you
guys some space?
No, it's fine.
How's Kenny?
He's up and about.
Sorry, I think he raided your
bar.
Said something about
wanting to party his nuts off.
I'll go tell him to stop.
I wanna party my nuts off.
Fuck! Oh--
Okay, boys!
One more. Back to back.
- Hey!
- Hey!
Whoa!
Ron! Ron! Ron!
I don't know why I suck at this
game...
One more shot.
Have you ever seen...
Jaws?
That movie's fucking terrible.
We all have jaws!
Okay, I don't understand.
Explain it again.
Twister is a move about a bunch
of people
that are chasing storms.
Why?
So he's on his shoulders...
And he fuckin' spins him.
They call that an F5.
You're gonna love this idea.
Frankie, get rid of these
fuckin' cups!
Yes, chef!
Guys.
Guys.
I've never done this.
It's cool, it's cool. Baby
steps.
Just a little pinky!
Okay!
Okay, just a little pinky.
My God.
That was awesome!
Yeah, baby!
Oh, okay.
Okay, Bill.
I just want to let you know
because I know you've
always wanted to try this,
but I'm not really into this
right now.
Bro, bro. I swear.
On Donny.
On Donny? You're going to swear
on Donny right now?
I swear.
Look at me.
You've had a lot to drink!
This is fuckin' bullshit.
You've had a lot to drink.
I know, but I'm not doing
what you're doing at the moment.
But you are balancing a cup
on your head, reverse logic.
But wait- just- so go back.
Comin' in hot!
Bro, the street cred?
You're still fuckin' balancing!
Okay, okay.
Stay right, okay?
Ready?
Stay right there.
Four-Eyed Deb!
Four-Eyed Deb!
Four-Eyed Deb!
What are we doing?
We're playing doctor!
Playing doctor!
I'm a doctor...
Yeah, Oh! Baby! Wow!
Go, Deb, Go!
Go, Deb, Go!
Why are you in my house?
Why didn't you tell me you were
sleeping
with my brother?
I think that's a--
I can't tell you that.
I was like, you know, person...
No, that's...
Person
confidentiality.
No, the confidentiality is my...
Oh!
Hey, uh, when your dad said
that he was "walking
into the abyss," was he just
being dramatic?
No.
The Abyss is an abandoned strip
club.
It sits right on the border of
the five family's territories.
Super hidden!
Impossible to find.
Hey, who you textin' this late?
Oh, just some...
Just some fucking whore.
Tell her to come over.
Trust me, you do not want my
mom to come here right now.
Bill?
Bill, you gotta see this!
Breaking news!
The FBI has raided what is
believed to have been
a meeting between the top
syndicate crime
families in the greater Las
Vegas area.
Police have apprehended Don
Galanarri, who has a
rap sheets as long as my
ex-girlfriend's w--
I ain't reading all that shit.
More on this tonight at 11!
Pop! Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Not just Pop, Lagazzo, Alotta,
all of them!
Over 500 arrested.
The biggest raid in history.
Oh, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
And that's not even the bad
news.
What?
They got mom too.
Also apprehended was Donna
Galanarri, who is
being charged with conspiracy
to feed the
lead agent an entire sheet of
ziti.
We're orphans.
We're fuckin' orphans, Frankie!
And it gets worse.
What can be worse than
this?
I'm pretty sure Kenny gave me
crabs!
Kenny?
Kenny.
No! Alec, it's loaded!
No, no, no, no, dude.
We did it.
One night on the assignment and
we secured the
biggest FBI bust in history.
We're gonna get so many
compliments after this.
Does that mean we can leave?
No, nothing from Agent Humbug
yet.
Oh, I'm going back to sleep.
No, no, no, no, dude, I need
you to stay with me.
I'm pretty sure that coke we
started last night had fentanyl
in it.
I've had an erection for the
last nine hours.
If I don't get to a doctor-
Oh, bro.
I'll take care of that for you.
What? No, no, Kenny, goddamn it.
Hey, guys.
Bill's looking for you.
When I first saw my
father, the Dons, and the
soldiers of the other families
getting
put into the back of squad
cars, I panicked.
But then I realized maybe
this was supposed to happen.
Maybe this was divine.
Boys, we've been given a gift.
Every major crime family in
this city has been locked up,
which means that this city is
wide open, wide
open for someone new to come in
and conquer it one section at a
time.
This, this is what our movie
could be about.
This generation of the
Galanarris,
taking over, doing things our
way.
Academy Awards, here I come!
This is...
cinema.
But we don't have any enforcers!
Bobby! Cedro! Bill, our
entire crew was at that meeting!
Then we'll just form our own
crew, starting with the two of
you.
Uh...
Our assignment was done, and I
was certain we were
going to get our exit
instructions
as soon as possible.
So I wanted to say no, but I
couldn't break my cover yet.
I had to agree.
So I told Bill that I was in,
but I'd rather
focus on the film than be on
the crew.
I'm in, but I'd rather focus
on the film than be in the crew.
Oh, good thinking.
Kenny, you stick with Ron.
How are we going to
get a new crew?
You know what they say.
Start with who you know.
UH-Fu-OW! Kenny!
Fuckin'-that really hurt!
"Baby Boy" Bill Galanarri?!
It's been quite some time, my
old friend.
Lou Wieselthier!
Thank you so much for meeting
with us.
I know we haven't spoken since.
Shh!
We need not dwell upon the past.
What's done is done.
Still, it's so good to see you.
You look like you've lost 20
pounds since the last time I
saw you.
I'm actually about 130 pounds
heavier, but you are very sweet.
How's your wife?
She died.
Most unfortunate.
I'm so sorry, my friend.
Fortunately for me, her life
insurance paid out
when I was able to buy this
building, where I now
make my living as a gaming
streamer.
Thank you, everybody, for
joining the stream today.
We got a shout out to Michael
and Abraheem for
the 25 gifted subs and Tyrone.
He says, "Is your dick as long
as your schnoz?"
Oh, still, that's so sad.
I mean, how did she die?
She was shot!
15 times.
10 in her chest.
Five in her stupid fucking
cheating face.
They actually looked at me as a
person of
interest, but the lead
detective on the case died, so
the case was closed.
Uh, what happened to him?
He caught the coronavirus,
along with a
pre-existing condition and
passed.
Wow.
What was his condition? Cancer?
Yeah, something like that.
Tumors, maybe.
10 in his chest.
Five in his stupid fucking
cheating face.
Maybe they were bullets.
I don't really remember.
Interesting.
Listen, it's been great to see
you. But--
Oh, no, stop!
I don't know if you've seen the
news, but the game has changed.
- This city is prime for being
conquered.
My brother Frankie and I are
forming a crew, and
we want you to be on it.
I'm in!
Really? You don't need to
hear anything else?
No.
Hey, check this out.
Like that? You like that?
Wait. Wait for it.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Don't hold your breath.
Wait.
Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Lou coming on board already
made me feel more confident.
He's a strange fella, but
I'm happy he's on our team.
Did you know he was actually
banished from the Jewish faith?
It's true.
He's legally not allowed to
enter any temple in
North America or he'll get
forshneckered.
Which is a word I definitely
know the meaning of.
So who is this girl, Frankie?
If we're building a crew, she
has to be on it.
Trust me.
She's crazy.
Yeah, but like good crazy or
gonna be a liability crazy?
Will you relax?
Normally I'm the one who's
acting all strung out.
Just trust me.
Damn!
She single?
So liability crazy?
No.
That's just how she is.
Did you see that intensity
though?
We need that.
Yeah, I saw that intensity.
It was scary.
She looks like the fuckin'
wicker man.
Yeah.
She bonds like the wicker man
too.
You're an animal!
Here we go!
Two Americanos.
Frankie.
Cannot believe I'm looking at
you right now.
Thought I'd never see you
again after our last date.
I know. I know.
I had to handcuff you
though you were out of control.
It was the top of the
stratosphere, Frankie.
I could have fucking died!
I almost suffocated.
Well then you should have used
the safe word.
I said Betty White's bush 15
times.
You weren't acknowledging it.
Look, we can go back and forth
on this all day.
Why are you here?
And who the fuck are you?
I'm Bill Galanarri.
I'm sure you've heard of me.
I haven't.
Okay, to each his own.
Listen, Lisa, remember when we
were together
and you said that you wanted to
have a family
and not only that, you
wanted to protect that family.
Yeah?
Well, we're starting a family
and we want you to be in it.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Just to clarify, this
isn't
like take the family down to
Cancun
twice a year type of family.
We're talking more of a crew, a
gang,
that's going to take this
city over one wave at a time.
Yeah, like a family that fucks
each other.
No, no, not like that.
I'm thinking more like la Costa
Nostra.
La Familia. Capiche?
Cat-piss.
No, no, Capiche.
That's what I fucking
said.
Hey, Lisa, this coffee is
interesting.
What did you put in here?
Oh, just some Stevia and
creamer and a few
tablespoons of my blood.
Oh, that's disgusting!
Why would you do that?
Now we really are family.
Get in, fuckers, because I'm in
you.
Did you fucking cut yourself?
No.
I keep some of my blood in the
freezer.
Babies...
Okay, so that's two plus us
four makes six.
Nah, I still think we need one
more.
Everyone else I know is
either in jail or unavailable.
How are we going to find one
more?
How?
I'll tell you how.
The same way empires were built.
You know, Bill,
I'm all for thinking outside of
the cannoli,
but this seems like a
terrible way to build a crew.
Frankie, I've been
dreaming of doing this for
years.
It's the Coppola method.
What's that?
Francis Ford Coppola
cast Lenny Montana,
who was a real life mob
enforcer
as Luca Brasi and "The
Godfather."
He wasn't an actor, but he
killed that role.
So by that logic, if we hire a
real life actor and not a
gangster,
they'll be the greatest
fuckin' gangster of all time.
You think it'll work?
Frankie, who is that?
Oh, this? This is Sarah.
Cindy.
Cindy. We met on the way in.
We're gonna get married.
So you think it'll work?
Of course it'll work.
Besides, I put in the notice
that it's an open audition.
I mean, how bad could it be?
My name is Rev Tex.
Good morning.
Sir Philip Potpissle III.
I was in King Kong.
Voila, gringo.
And a gah! And a gah!
And a yah! Hah hah hah!
I get weary and sick of trying.
I'm Ken and I'm going to be
doing
a monologue by Kenneth
Washington.
Is he related to Denzel
Washington?
You know, one of our founding
fathers.
I am from Florida. I do have a
deviated septum.
I'm here to present William
Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of
Man."
From "As You Like It," you
motherf--
This is my ticket, my pay stub.
I'm tired of living but scared.
What do you mean by that?
Oh, you know, just
because the
name, obviously, is the same.
The name is the same? The name
is the same?
And the Lord said to me, "I am
the Lord."
I made the little tags that
they had.
So you snuck right in,
right?
Snuck right in.
I love you, Frankie!
But old man river, he
just keeps rolling
ahhhhhhhhh
What do you mean by that?
Like, are you asking if he's
black?
No. I hope he is black.
You might have put your dick in
a few holes
maybe you shouldn't have. Okay?
Look, did you have any
lines in there?
You fucking ape. Drop dead.
Ahhhhhhh
(SINGING)
You don't know what sexy looks
like?
Sexy!
I could be a little baby. Is
that what you want?
Te gusta football?
I don't play football. I play
soccer.
Ahhhhhhh
We got off on the wrong
foot.
Can you- so you're doing a
monologue by Denzel's brother.
You never answered that part.
No.
Ahhhhhh-long!
Is that a dress?
No.
It's my father once told me, "If
you tell your boss to suck your
ass,
you don't have to go in on
Monday morning."
What is this shit?
Oh, are
you here for auditions?
Auditions? I thought this was
a fuckin' ceremony to be made.
Uh,
well, yeah, sure. But, you
know, people got to audition.
Just got a bunch of fucking
metagons auditioning to be in
the mob?
Let me tell you something. You
don't want
audition for the thing of ours,
okay?
You can't just go get fucking
Joe Schmo, who's
in fucking Jack in the Box,
and bring him in here and
fucking tell him to
take this oath to the thing of
ours.
La Cosa Nostra
You ain't
got nothing to say?
Did we make sure he's not armed?
Of course he's not.
I mean, really, you're fucking
just taking
everybody and anybody who's
dying to make
a fucking quarter to be in this
thing. It doesn't work like
that.
Let me tell you something about
my junkie nephew Christopher,
okay?
I put him in this thing of
ours, and the whole
fucking thing went to kaputz.
You know what Kaputz means?
It's probably bad.
It's something Jewish, I don't
know. But it's just not the
point.
The point is, this isn't how
you set up this thing of ours.
You fucking find real men. All
right? You don't have real men
out here.
Look at this. I mean, really,
you got guys in
fucking miniskirts trying
to be fucking wise guys.
It's a little fucking weird.
You all put forth a great
effort, and I truly appreciate
it.
However, there was only one
clear standout of the group.
Someone who has the
ruthlessness and aggression,
the befitting of a Galanarri.
You.
Me?
Yes.
You.
The fucking guy in the skirt?!
Are you willing to give
your life for this family?
Fucking-A Paisan.
We got him. We got our Luca
Brasi.
What's your name, killer?
Mason.
Mason.
A real Italian name!
Mason! Mason! Mason!
Mason! Mason! Mason!
Mason! Mason! Mason!
Fuck this!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Mason!
Mason! Mason! Mason!
Hey guys, I'm Mason, and I'm
from
LA, or as I like to call it,
L-Gay!
I got my BFA from Juilliard.
My teacher's name was Jules.
He was this sassy bitch from
Silver Lake who ran
an acting program out of his
backyard.
And had the best ketamine.
I graduated magna cum laude,
because laudey did I cum a lot!
Anyway, this seems like a
really fun group.
I've never done a mob show
before, so I'm super
excited to join the cast of
this silly little production.
This guy.
This guy right here.
A fucking Italian stallion.
Frankie better watch out,
because there's a
new lady killer in town.
This is getting out of hand.
Do we have our out yet?
I've been messaging all day.
No answer yet.
Are you kidding me?
You know what you signed up for.
So quit complaining.
I'm a fucking crackhead, Ron.
I had no idea what I signed up
for.
No one suspects you.
Just keep doing what you're
doing, besides we
were getting some really good
shit for Bill.
Good shit for Bill?
Who fucking cares?
Well, hey, he is trying really
hard, and so while
I'm here, I really want to try
my best too.
Okay, but I just wanted to be
known that Michael
fucking Bay was more
communicative
than your drag queen boss.
Wow.
I didn't realize I was
working with the Republican.
You take that fucking back!
Keep your shit down.
Hey.
What are you guys doing in here?
Oh, we're
just pretending to be British,
mate.
Yeah.
G'day!
Shrimp on the barbie, ya daft cunt.
Dah, look!
I'm Charles Bronson.
I love
fighting and looking for a shag.
Whoa.
That was really good.
I was like, where did Ron go?
Listen up.
And listen good.
It's a new day.
A new era.
You have all been selected
because you are the
best of the best, and that's
what we need.
The best.
The cream of the crop.
The cream of the crop!
This city is wide fucking open.
Nobody's gonna give it to us.
We have to be the ones who take
it.
And we will.
And we fucking will.
Forget your past.
Forget everything that you used
to be.
Now you're a part of Baby Boy's
crew.
Now you are a Galanarri.
A fucking Galanarri!
Frankie, can I talk to you for
a minute?
The hell are you doing?
What do you mean?
With the fucking repeat?
I'm being your hype man.
It's distracting.
I don't need them hyped.
I need them to listen.
Bill, we want these people
to run through a wall for us.
Okay, first off, don't say
these people.
Second, they will run through a
wall for us.
That's why they're here.
Okay, full disclosure.
I smoked a joint and I had an
eight ball with
Kenny before I came here,
so I'm feeling a little anxious.
You're fine.
I'm just wondering because I
feel like there's a
boulder on my chest and I'm
just curious.
Are we like WAY in over our
heads here?
In over our heads?
We were born for this.
But how can we be sure?
Stop it.
You're acting like a lunatic!
How does everybody know that
I'm high?
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Shut. The fuck. Up!
Now, are there any questions?
Yeah, any fucking questions?
Yeah.
Whose house is this?
Ours.
Cool.
So do you validate parking?
It's a neighborhood, Lou.
It's free parking.
So you don't have to pay?
No.
Amazing!
What a mitzvah!
Baruch Hashem.
God is good!
They're full of shit.
I guarantee you I get a fucking
ticket.
So what's the plan?
Are we gonna rob some people?
Are we gonna take some hostages?
Are we gonna beat a guy up,
hold him down, and
then take turns sucking his
dick?
That sounds fun.
Uh, no.
No.
We're not gonna do that.
Even if we have to, I'm in.
Anything you need, boss,
I'll fucking take care of it.
Mason, you're a fucking angel.
So I did a little research, and
I found out that
most of these Italian mob guys
are just
dopey yes men.
Like, seriously, how did they
run the world for an entire
period?
They're so fucking stupid.
But I will say this!
They are hot.
I mean, Caesar?
A stud.
That Frankie?
My god.
Okay.
So, if we're not mouthwiping
ween, what is the plan, boss?
Start with protection.
This is the easiest racket.
Every storefront that wasn't
already under
Galanarri control now needs to
know that they
need our help.
And they will pay us a hefty
fee to do it.
Then we hit the streets.
Every fuckin' dealer that's
making money selling
that shit needs to pay us,
otherwise they go in the
fuckin' ground.
We already got money coming in
from the bookies, the loan
sharks,
the casino heads, but nobody
does a thing.
Not a-
I'm sorry, can you remind me
when we go into tech?
You fucking with me?
I am.
Gotcha.
They clearly like to stay
in character the whole time.
A pure naturalism production.
I haven't been this dope
since I was in "The Iceman
Cometh,"
which was a play about Richard
Kuklinski
cumming on all his victims'
faces.
All right, everybody.
Hands in.
One, two, three.
What the fu--
You know what?
I didn't explain that.
That's totally on me.
My bad.
So the Galanarri boys had a
crew.
Only problem was, now they had
to get results.
I'm nervous.
I've never actually done this
before.
I have.
Just prepare for things to get
messy.
The seven chakras
that we're going to be focusing
on are on this spinal column.
Hey, how can I help you, fellas?
I hear you use protection.
Excuse me?
Did you hear I said
"protection"?
Yeah, I heard you.
I just didn't know what you
meant by it.
Oh, well played.
All right, Lou, we tried.
Let's get out of here.
Frankie, not so fast.
You seem to be giving my
associate a hard time.
Oh.
Well, apologies, dear sir.
You know, that was not my
intention.
Yeah.
You know, how about we just
start this thing on over, huh?
How can I help you find
gentlemen today?
Okay.
Do you believe in destiny?
Well, you know, I do have a
girlfriend named
Destiny who works at the Rhino.
No.
No. Like cosmic destiny.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Well, it is your destiny to
do business with us here today.
Okay, well, what are you
selling?
Okay, let's talk turkey.
You're going to give us 25%.
25% for protection.
Protection from hoodlums.
Hoodlums.
Police.
The police.
Little green men who come
down and try to finger butt.
They didn't bring lube.
Anybody who comes in here
and tries to shake you down.
Okay, but you all are trying to
shake me down.
Okay, I'm sensing some attitude.
It just went up to 35%.
Okay, you know what?
Just get the fuck out of here,
huh?
Both of you.
But you don't understand.
You need our protection.
From what?
From what?
From what?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, hit me!
From this!
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
Frankie, step back.
I didn't want to have to do
this!
You forced my hand!
You forced me!
You look what you made me do!
You gonna pay up?!
You gonna pay up now?
Your nose.
It-it's bleeding.
Yeah.
Bleeding?
Little nasty.
Oh shit.
Um, fuck.
Shit.
Uh, oh my god.
I'm, it doesn't normally do
that.
My nose had a nosh of Adderall
before I got here.
Do you have a facial tissue?
- No.
- You have a, Frankie?
I don't.
Frankie, Frankie, your facial
tissue.
Fuck.
I got you.
No.
Frankie, no!
The human body bleeds out in 15
seconds.
Just let me put pressure on it.
Let me help you!
That went well.
There's just no way.
I'm telling you.
It's the truth.
Well, I bet you a thousand
dollars.
I bet you a fucking million
dollars.
You're gonna owe me a million
dollars then.
Lisa, Pedro Pascal is a real
person.
Oh yeah?
And then who's his dad?
Fucking Papa Crayola?
No!
Pascal, not pastel.
Okay, whatever, Biden.
Hold on.
Let's try this guy.
Get behind me in case he tries
to get cute.
Excuse me, sir!
Oh, what's up, Mr. Falcon?
You looking for a little...
Pick me up?
Pick me up?
You know, you got a lot of
nerve just fucking
selling that shit in my city.
Oh yeah?
Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to, son?
I'm telling you, bruv.
This is my city.
And I don't appreciate you
slanging that shit
without paying the piper.
Yeah?
Well, who the fuck is the piper?
Baby boy, Bill Galanarri?
Pfft, ain't never heard of you,
son.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Fucking really, bruh.
Pfft!
Lisa, tell this punk about me.
Oh, I don't know much about him
either.
Seriously?
What happened to all that
family loyalty?
I just said that because I'm
going to fuck your brother
again.
This brother's really hot.
Okay, listen, fuck this.
You could sell wherever you
want,
but you're going to pay me a
fee.
A hefty fee.
Otherwise, you go in the
fucking ground.
I would like to invest in you
as a person.
You seem like a reasonable guy.
Have you ever considered a life
coach?
Let me tell you something right
now, dick lips.
Don't ever show your face here
on this fucking corner again,
or I'm going to gouge out your
fucking eyes like
your name is Oberyn Martell.
Okay, okay.
Got it, jefe. Lisa.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Excuse me.
Hey, me again.
Oberyn Martell is kind of a
deep cut. Are-
Are you a "Game of Thrones" fan
by chance?
Fuck yeah. I am.
Best show on television.
Totally agreed.
Totally agreed, especially that
last season.
Do you happen to remember the
actor who plays Oberyn Martell?
Of course I remember.
It's America's favorite daddy,
Pedro Pascal.
HA! I fucking knew it.
See, he is real!
I told you! She thought he was
fake.
What a loser!
I'll fucking kill you!
So the crew's not off to the
best start.
I just talked to Frankie.
They've hit 30 businesses,
none of whom are going to
pay us protection money.
That was the 10th dealer that
Lisa just attacked.
So we've basically gotten rid
of the drug problem in this
city.
But it's okay.
Growing pains.
I mean, even Meyer Lansky and
Lucky Luciano
didn't have it figured out in
the first week.
Oh, what the...
What the hell?
Oh my...
What the...
What...
Oh, Mason!
Well, Mason, what the hell?
So sorry.
Fucker came out of nowhere!
Came out of nowhere?!
I was parked!
Oh my god, boss.
I've been trying to find you
everywhere.
I got something for you.
So this guy that I used to
blow...
I mean, an associate of mine
from Wall Street
-just gave me a great tip.
-Uh-huh.
Not even Reddit has picked this
up yet.
A small energy company that
just went public
is about to be acquired by
Apple.
He said that they're going to go
up 400 points in the next 24
hours.
Manipulating the market.
That's brilliant, Mason.
You're a gem.
A true Galanarri at heart.
Thanks, boss.
I'm going to call my trustee
and have him move half
our assets into this stock.
Oh, this is great news.
Such great news.
So, bad news.
The guy that gave Mason the
stock tip
turned out to be a paranoid
schizophrenic.
Not only did the stock not go
up,
it dropped harder than Owen
Hart.
We're now down half our assets.
Sorry, guys.
Mason, it's not your fault.
If anything, I think we should
blame Frankie.
Me? What did I do?
You gave me the trustee's
number.
That was an irresponsible
decision considering you're
older.
Well, maybe you shouldn't
wager half our assets.
At least I tried.
What the fuck have you done
lately for this crew?
Funny you should ask.
What do you mean?
I mean, your brother, Franklin
Roosevelt Gallinari, Jr.
on behalf of this crew,
robbed a fucking bank!
$200,000 big ones!
How did you pull that off?
Because I'm a Galanarri.
I went to the bank.
I looked that pussy bank manager
right in his stupid fucking
eyes,
and I said, "I want your money."
And he just gave it to me.
Badass.
Your intimidation.
I take it all back.
I'm proud of you, buddy.
Yeah, he had me sign
some papers,
and he said some blah, blah,
blah about monthly installments,
but then the fucker cracked
and he just gave it to me!
Was it on a receipt?
What's a receipt?
Fucker practically begged me to
take it.
You stupid fucking idiot!
You didn't rob a bank!
You took out a loan!
Wait.
What? No, no, I robbed a bank!
Unbelievable!
So not only are we down half
our assets,
but now we're an extra
$200,000 dollars in the hole,
and we've got a fucking paper
trail!
That leads back to a bank.
Great job, numbnuts.
Yay!
Go, Frankie!
Lisa?
He wasn't actually
complimenting him!
Guys, look.
I think I pushed us to the
streets too quickly.
I think we're gonna have to
spend some time together, you
know,
build up our chemistry so
we could function as a unit.
Agreed?
Great. Uh, okay.
So what do you guys want to do?
We could catch a movie?
No.
It's too dark, and we
won't have a chance to talk.
Let's go camping.
No!
Not camping.
I can't be alone in the forest
at night.
Why?
Why?
Well, there's the Sasquatch
who I hooked up with once,
and he couldn't get it up,
so it's just gonna be really
awkward if we run into him,
so no.
I did bring my Switch if anyone
wants to play
Mario Party...
God, no!
Whoa, whoa.
First off, what is your
fucking problem with a switch?
What is your problem with a
switch?
Hey, timeout
No, no
Guuuuuuuyyyyysssss!
Let's just get fucking litty.
Yeah!
Let's be a family!
Blood oath, ride or die with
the Galanarris.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
-Okay!
-Oh god!
Let's go!
Go, go, go!
Let's uh- let's- let's- let's
rage, and then--
and then maybe we'll take her
to a hospital, OK?
Yeah.
Let go of my-
Stop splashing me.
Stop splashing me.
Stop splashing me!
We parted our collective nuts
off.
But the next morning, we
received a bombshell.
So fam, I know that
you've seen the headlines.
What a fucking day.
The feds somehow gained
knowledge
of one of the most
secretive mob meetings in
memory,
raided it, and then
arrested Lexi Alotta, Joe
Legazzo,
and the big fish, Frank
Galanarri, Sr.
Everybody mark your calendars.
Organized crime in Vegas is
done.
Sin City. Is. Chalked!
Oh, vodka.
Vodka.
Vodka!
That's Vodka! What the fuck...
So I just went online
and saw this hashtag,
"#NowWereFree" trending.
I guess all of these citizens
are all posting about the raid
and saying how- now that
everyone's been arrested,
the city is going straight and
things are going to get better,
and they're never going to
let something like this happen
again.
I have several messages from
casino owners and shop owners
and restaurant owners that
used to be under Galanarri
control
saying that they want out.
They've pulled out no more
money, no more flow.
And I just spoke to our banker.
All of our assets have been
frozen.
We are broke.
OK, guys.
We're in a little bit of
trouble because of the fucking
internet.
We need to go out there and hit
the streets,
and we got to go now.
Dude, did you see our bank
account?
Yes, I saw our fucking bank
account, Frank.
You just zip your lip and hit
the strip.
OK, this isn't even about
making a legacy anymore.
We need to make bread to
survive.
Guys, this might be a bad time
to tell you,
but I put acid in all of your
drinks.
Fuck yeah.
Ok, guys.
I cannot even begin to explain
the dire situation
that we are now in.
Ok, we got to go out there, and
we got to hit it,
and we got to hit it now.
This is the last straw.
Lisa, thank you very much
for making us all coffee.
But based on the previous
experiences,
I think we're going to pass.
OK, guys, where the fuck is
Mason?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
OK, guys, look.
I cannot even--
I have no more words.
OK, this is the worst--
Defcom worst Defcom, OK?
We got to get out there and hit
the streets.
We got to start making fucking
money now.
Bill, Bill, I think we
need to get some sleep, man.
Oh, oh yeah.
Do you?
Do you think we need to get
some sleep?
-Yeah.
-Ok.
Oh!
How about now, tough guy?
Huh?
You think we need to get some
fucking sleep now?
My little Kennys!
All of you, get the fuck out of
here!
Are we sure this is a good idea?
We have no other choice.
We're broke.
Plus, this will be great for
the movie.
All right, do exactly what
I say and nobody gets hurt!
Hi.
Oh, it's... it's just me in
here.
My god, you're beautiful.
Oh, thanks.
Frankie, focus!
Don't use my name, Lou.
Stop staring at her tater tots,
Frankie!
Right.
Just give me the fucking money!
Ooo, what money?
All right!
Enough of the attitude, shiva
baby, the money
in the cash register!
Oh, we don't have any cash.
We are a cashless shop.
Also, you're kind of
screaming, so if you could just
bring it down, we have
customers.
What are you, my mother?
Shut up!
Cool. Awesome.
Can I get a number five with
sprinkles, please?
Oh, yeah.
That's really good.
It's going to be $7.50.
Tell meet you at the end.
Sorry, I thought--
I thought you just said you
don't take cash.
Oh, we- we don't.
Um, we don't take cash.
Like, you do still have to pay?
Uh.
OK, so how am I supposed to do
that?
Uh, debit card, credit
card, gift card, Venmo, Zelle,
PayPal, Apple Pay, Zelle.
Well, where does that
money come from?
From your bank.
But my bank holds my cash.
You don't accept cash, so...
Mm-hmm, yeah.
And then they digitize the
cash so that you can send it out
electronically.
It's cool.
See, that's not true.
See, if I want cash, I go to my
bank for cash,
and then I ask for
cash, and they give me cash.
Yeah, because you asked for
cash.
But you can also transfer it
with your card or your phone
or literally any of the 12 apps
that I just sent.
How long has this been going on?
Years.
Well, no one fucking told me!
What year is he from?
Fuck, enough of
this!
Listen, bitch.
Ok.
I will cut your fucking head
off unless you give us
something!
Samples?
Ooh, definitely.
Do samples.
I'll still taste sprinkles.
I can give guys like extra
samples.
Chocolate vanilla.
What the fuck?
I mean, literally, what the
fuck?
It's just all kept falling
apart.
So what are you saying?
That you got nothing?
You guys got NOTHING!
I mean, you can have the rest
of mine.
Oh, wow.
What a guy.
I'm still hung over, you
imbecile.
Now get out of my sight!
Idiots!
Hey, boss?
Lou, do you have to scream?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Hey, I got this idea to
make some fast cash, but--
It's gonna be dangerous.
I eat danger for fucking bre--
For fucking--
Tickets, Rosh Hashanah tickets!
Hello, I got three tickets
right down in front.
Rabbi's practically spitting on
you!
Where are you going?
Tickets!
Tickets, Rosh Hashanah tickets!
This is so fucking lame.
No, it is not.
Scalping is incredibly illegal.
Al Capone would be proud of us.
Hey, tickets, you look
like you need a fresh start,
Rosh Hashanah.
I don't know about this, Bill.
This doesn't seem very
gangster-y.
Will you just shut the
fuck up and sell the tickets?
You know, you've been a real
dick to me.
Oh, yeah?
I don't know if you know this,
brother,
but we are in deep shit.
Hey!
What do you think you're doing
here?
Don't worry.
I've got this.
Hello, my sister!
I didn't know I'd run into
another member of the mishpocha
today.
How are you?
Don't get cute with me.
Are you scalping tickets to
temple?
Of course I am.
You know how hard it is to
get a ticket this time of year?
You need to get out of here
right now.
I want all of you out of here
right now.
OK, how about this?
You leave, and I'll give you
one for free, right up front.
Listen, you walking garbage
pale--
Oh, I recognize you.
I've seen you stream you that
ex-Mossad
who got excommunicated.
I'm getting my husband.
Oh, shit.
Honey!
Oh, you are lucky my IBS is
through the roof.
Otherwise, I would break your
balls
like afikoman on Pesah.
Honey!
All right, I'm here.
I know.
What? What?
Why are you screaming?
These heathens are scalping
tickets to Temple.
All right, but we can use
our inside voices, yeah?
This isn't Brooklyn, right?
Don't you say that tone with me!
No?
What about this tone?
Be a man and DO something about
this!
OK, all right.
My friends, I must ask you to
leave.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
Why are you acting like a
little fucking narc, Moishi?
That is not my name.
Oh, well, it was worth a shot.
Look, we are not the kinds of
people
you want to be messing with.
Now, we'll leave, but you're
going
to have to make us leave,
starting with me,
you little bitch.
My friend, I do not wish to get
violent with you.
Well, I do wish to get violent.
Sorry, that came out weird.
I do wish to get violent.
Rumble?
Rumble.
It's a rumble!
Well, we formed this crew about
a week ago.
In that time, we've lost
control of every fucking asset
this family has had.
The banks and casinos won't
return my calls.
We have no money, no reputation.
I just got beat up by
fucking Jew Claude Van Damme.
And to make matters
worse, I just read this online.
Organized crime over.
Not like "what does the future
hold?"
It literally says organized
crime over.
There's one mention of my
father in this article.
You want to know what it says?
When he wasn't too busy
murdering,
Don Gallinari proudly
supported his now deceased son,
Donnie,
Forbes' number one ranked rodeo
clown.
Doesn't say anything in here
about me,
about me being the new face of
crime.
I don't exist.
This movie is literally
supposed to be about my- uh-da-
OUR legacy.
And the only usable footage we
got
is when Frankie swore me in as
the new Don.
What?
God damn it, Kenny.
No, it's fine.
Sorry, I'm just tired and
stressed.
You know, I thought this was
going to be easier.
I thought I was going to like
it more,
but just a big ol' ball of
emotion.
I remember Bill was really
struggling in that moment.
And even though he's a
criminal, I had a burning desire
to make him feel better.
You know, I heard this story in
the bureau once.
Bureau?
Yeah, the Bureau of Indian
Affairs, where I volunteered.
Oh, go on.
It was told to us once that the
best way
to show true leadership is
through a big act of faith.
You have to show them that
you're not afraid to take
charge.
Like karaoke?
That's an idea, sure.
Doesn't have to be that idea.
Just something that unites you
to them, something
like a bonding experience.
Yeah, I like that.
Thanks, Ron.
You know, you've become a
really good friend to me in
this.
You both have.
I wouldn't have been able
to do it without you guys.
We feel the same way, bud.
Enough of this fucking crying.
I'm going to show them that I
could do it.
That I could be a leader.
I mean.
This is our city!
And we're going to fucking take
it.
That's the spirit.
We're gonna kill somebody
together!
What's that now?
All right!
Listen up!
A great man once told me
that the best way for a crew
to come together was an act of
faith,
an experience to bond over.
That is why I brought you all
here today.
Ah, shit!
We're not doing karaoke, are we?
No.
I mean, fuck that, gayness.
So then what are we doing here,
Bill?
Lisa, bring him in!
Whoa!
This here is the chief of
police.
And we're going to fucking kill
him.
Whoa.
Wait, really?
Yes.
This will be how this
city knows we mean business.
By making our bones together as
a family!
How did you manage to
capture the chief of police?
Lisa took care of it.
By the way, the chief...
Wait, Bill, are you sure about
this?
I am.
All of our failures don't
matter after this.
Now,
who wants to be the one who
bonds us?
Your Don demands blood!
Frankie, get over here and do
this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, I don't want to fucking
kill anybody.
OK, fine, Lou.
The only thing I'm killing is
my mom's dream
of being a grandmother.
Wait, didn't you kill your wife?
You said that.
You said that!
Mason?
Uhhhhhhh.
Seriously?
OK, so nobody wants to do it.
I'll do it.
OK, fine, look.
We're going to do Eenie
Meenie, and the last person
picked
has to kill the chief.
I said I'll do it.
No, dude,
Eenie Meenie is so biased.
Biased against who?
Let's flip a coin.
I like that.
No, no, we can't flip a coin.
There's five of us.
It'll take too long.
Actually, there's seven of us.
No, no, no.
Kenny and Ron don't count.
They're filming.
Seriously, I'll do it.
OK, well, let's say we do flip
a coin.
Who provides the coin?
Wait, what does that matter?
I'm just saying, I haven't had
a chance to stream while we've
been here, so I don't think
it's fair if I provide the coin.
No one said you have to provide
the coin.
And if you gave us the
coin, you would get it back.
Would I, Frankie?
Would I?!
All right, everyone, listen.
Everyone shut the fuck up, OK?
We're not flipping a fucking
coin.
We're not doing eenie fucking
meenie.
I'll do it.
Why is no one acknowledging me?
Any last words before I blow
your head off, puta?
Bill, he has a bag over his
head.
He can't say anything.
Shut the fuck up, Frankie!
I'm just saying.
No, I'm just saying!
Why are you always trying to
undermine me, huh?
Why can't you just listen to me
once?
Come on,
guys. Don't fight.
Mind your business, Ron.
Frankie, I'm the Don.
Now, I'm telling you to do this.
Now do it.
Dude, no.
You know what?
Pop was right.
You are a Mary, a fucking
crybaby.
Fuck you, man.
No, fuck you!
You think Donnie would have
hesitated
when he was doing that
tightrope act of Pahrump?
You've got to have a killer
instinct!
Donnie is dead, Bill!
Well, I wish it was you!
I can't believe you would
fucking say that to me.
I always thought it was
supposed to be us versus the
world.
It was.
Until you decided that the
world was too intimidating for
you
to try.
Too intimidating?
The only reason I did this, the
only reason
I ever did any of this,
was to be close to you, Bill!
Dad treats me like dirt.
Donnie is dead.
Mom doesn't even know how I
fucking like my eggs!
And I thought you were
different.
But you know what?
Today, you proved something to
me.
You proved that you don't
care, and you never fucking did.
How could I care about you,
Frankie?
You are a fuckup.
Now wait a minute.
Don't you think you're being a
little harsh?
It's a little much, Bill.
Oh, you think I could have
a fuck what you two think?
You're my lackeys.
How dare you call me a whore.
He didn't call you a whore.
Oh, what do you know?
A white man sticking up for
another white man.
I'm shocked.
You know what?
I should have expected this
from this psychopath,
but not you, Lou.
I thought you had pride in what
we were doing.
I did have pride.
But today, you've shown your
true colors, Bill.
A Shanda.
A Shanda.
Fuck. You.
Seinfeld was awful.
I-- I-- I--
You cross the line, Bill.
You fucking crossed the line,
Bill.
You
can't say that to a Jew.
He's not a Jew.
The Jewish faith vanished him.
He's an outcast.
Oh, there he goes.
Hey, they'll let the door hit
you on the vagina on the way
out.
And by the way, I've eaten at
Canters,
and the food there is overrated!
You're a monster.
Does no one care that we have
no money, no buzz,
no reputation?
Nobody cares.
I'm the only one!
Bill, why are you acting like
this?
I bet Mason cares.
Tell 'em, Mason!
Yeah, sorry.
This might be a bad time, but I
need someone
to sign my equity sheet?
E tu, Mason?
Don't quote Shakespeare to me,
bitch.
It's pretentious.
You cannot speak to me like
this.
I am your Don.
You may
have that title.
But you'll never be anything
close to a real Don.
I am more than anything and
everything that you'll be.
You know what?
Dad was right.
I may be a crybaby, but at
least I own that.
But he was also right about
something else.
You are a fraud!
Have a nice life, Bill.
Cindy, let's get out of here.
Did anyone else see you there?
Fools!
I am surrounded in a room of
fools.
Well, I won't be the fool
when I blow this motherfucker's
head off!
Get away from me!
You're all a disappointment to
your father!
This movie is over!
So he hasn't moved.
So big cock, huh?
So big.
SO big.
OK.
Do you want to see it?
-Yeah.
-Ok, let's go.
Bill.
Bill, stop it.
Why are you acting like this?
Because they're right, Ron.
Everybody's right.
Frankie, my dad, the fucking
internet.
I'm a fraud.
I thought I was this tough as
nails gangster.
I thought people trembled
when they heard my name.
I thought I was contributing to
this family.
But I'm not.
I'm a nobody.
And all I did was prove it.
Drinks?
You buying?
I could take one in the
mouth for a couple of brewskis.
I just don't know how
everything got out of hand so
fast.
You're telling me.
Now Lisa chick is saying
I already knocked her up.
No, I mean with Bill.
Oh.
He's was so stoked for this
movie. For him
to blow up on everyone and
run like that and...
and run like that.
Not everyone can handle the
pressure.
I mean, look at Clinton and
Lewinsky.
A little bit of heat, and
now no one can blow their boss.
The good news is Bill's blow up
gave us our out.
Yeah, I guess.
Just don't feel right.
What do you care?
I don't know.
It just felt like we were
doing something important.
Well, we did.
I'm sure dumb fuck will be
super pleased with us.
What was his name again now?
Butt plug, cum rug.
Humbug.
That's it.
No, no.
Humbug.
He's here.
OoooOOoo huh huh!
Boop-boop-be-doop!
Boop!
Well, if it isn't tweedle dick.
And tweedle nuts.
Sup, fellas?
What's up?
We've been fucking undercover.
Why aren't you responding to my
messages?
You know how it is.
So busy at the bureau.
Plus, after the raid, we
decided to celebrate.
And want some?
And you didn't think it
was necessary to pull us out
after the mission was
accomplished?
Look, I'm gonna come straight
with you.
Totally forgot about you.
You forgot about us?
Yeah, you're just being
so
annoying with your constant
messages, checking in every
hour,
asking me if I listen to
"Cowboy Carter."
Of course I did!
You said you wanted constant
access.
For the case.
Not your life, Ron.
Kenny and I are the ones who
are putting our necks on the
line.
We're the ones that found out
the location for the meeting.
Without us, that raid never
even happened.
Ok, look, it all worked
out, right?
Look, you're alive.
I became a big hero.
Looks like you didn't even need
me.
You know what?
I have another undercover case
for you boys.
You're going to be my aces in
the hole.
Are you serious?
You're not going to credit us,
like, at all?
Fuck yeah, I'm serious.
I'm not going to give you any
credit.
You want to know why?
Because nobody likes you, Ron.
You fucking suck!
Ok, but I can tolerate you.
And this is going to be a
brand new era for us, Ok?
You do all the dirty work.
I get all the credit.
This is a pretty good plan.
What do you say?
How's this for a plan?
You can take your era and your
dirty work
and your perfectly long,
perfectly tucked cock,
and you can shove this--
We don't tuck anymore
It's taped in my scrotum.
- Really?
- Yep.
Doesn't matter!
You can take this job and
you can shove it up your ass!
I never liked it.
I didn't even want it.
I don't need it.
Plus, I finally found
something that I'm passionate
about.
And more importantly, I found a
group
of good people who actually
care about me.
Not like you.
Not like anyone else at the FBI.
You guys always made me feel
cheap, like I wasn't enough.
But you know what?
I am enough!
So suck my ass.
It's my birthday.
Ron, wait a minute!
Ron!
What do you want, Kenny?
Dude, what you just did was bad
ass.
That took guts.
I mean, not only did you
tell your boss to suck your ass,
but you just stuck it to the
FBI.
That's literally the most metal
thing ever.
Listen, I was wrong about you.
I've been in this business a
long time,
and I can tell you you've got
talent.
So let's fucking do it.
I'm with you.
Let's find the boys, finish the
movie,
and give the Galanarris
the send off they deserve.
Humbug didn't pay any money,
did he?
Not one cent.
Plus, I'm pretty sure I
just got evicted from my home,
so I've got nowhere to go.
You're all right, Kenny.
So what do we do?
We do what we've been doing.
We document.
Ah!
Ah!
Ooh!
Ooh!
You?
What are you doing here?
We're putting the family back
together.
Family? What family?
We've been together for like...
for like a week, Ron.
I know, but the movie.
We were so close to getting it
done.
Why should I care?
Bill just proved himself
to be another anti-semite.
He insulted me.
All he did was say that
Seinfeld isn't that good.
Are we going to have another
problem here?
Lou, we were a part of
something.
Something great.
Now I know that Bill said
some mean things to everyone,
and it probably wasn't
warranted, but--
Yeah.
Look, a man has few
chances to be a part of
something
great in his life, and I
think that this is our chance.
But we're not complete without
you.
You complete us, please.
I'm sorry.
I cannot.
I'll subscribe to your channel.
Ok.
I'm in.
Lisa, we want you back.
Why should I come back?
Lisa, we were part of
something.
Something great.
Now I know that Bill said some
pretty mean things to people,
but--
Ok, stop.
I'll come back.
You don't want to hear the end
of my speech?
I mean, it was pretty good.
I'm literally going to blow my
fucking brains out
-if you keep talking.
-Heard.
Like the sound of your voice
makes my vagina
want to close forever.
My vagina feels like FAO
Schwartz right now.
Understood.
You know the term "6 to
midnight"?
Well, I just went fucking "12
to 6."
Ok.
I get it.
Do you want some coffee?
Mason just texted.
He said he's in, as long as we
help him film an audition later.
Yes.
All right.
Now we just need to find the
boys.
Well, they're not at home.
I hid some cameras in
there to watch Frankie sleep,
and there's been no movement
in there for over 12 hours.
Bill's phone is dead.
Ok.
If I was a sad Italian man,
where would I be?
How did you guys find me?
We stereotyped.
It's quicker.
Well, if you must know, this
Tony Danza's Pizzeria
has the nicest bathrooms in
town.
No judgment.
It's true.
I've actually never seen the
restaurant part.
Well, now that you guys are
all here, I'd like to apologize.
I'm sorry I got you guys
caught up in my personal crisis.
Sorry I let you all down.
You did not let us down.
Bill, you brought us together.
We created something, and
now we want to finish it.
Even if we do, this movie's a
flop.
I mean, nobody wants to watch a
crime documentary
about a family that is
inept at committing crimes.
Who cares about that?
You tried.
You stepped up to the plate,
and you gave it your best
effort.
That is more than most people
do.
I care.
This was my dream to give up,
to not be able to achieve it.
It just... it hurts.
Oh, get over yourself!
Look, Bill, not everyone
is destined for greatness.
Success isn't just about
getting the girl, saving the
day,
or winning the race.
Sometimes true success,
true love, is just being there.
It's about support.
Yeah, it's not over yet, Bill.
The only one stopping you is
you.
Kenny's right.
Sometimes dreams don't come
true,
but sometimes something better
comes along.
Wouldn't you rather fail
trying to do something you love,
rather than not try it all?
I know I would.
Me too.
Me too.
Thanks.
Thanks, guys.
That's really sweet.
Now come on.
What's next, boss?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Sure you do.
You love movies, so what
happens next?
Frankie.
We've got to find Frankie.
We already tried.
We couldn't find him.
I know where to find him.
You were the only one who
didn't think I was an idiot,
Donnie.
Any time I would mention the
franchise wars
or how hot I thought Helen
Mirren was, you would listen.
Oh, and rest in peace, Helen.
Donnie, if you want to
shack up with Helen in heaven,
you have my blessing.
I know I called dibs after we
saw "Calendar Girls"
but I think she would want it
this way.
I miss you, bro.
I miss you more and more each
day.
It's lonely here without you.
Frankie?
Bill?
What are you doing here?
We were looking for you.
I figured you'd be here.
What are you doing over there?
I'm paying my respects to
Donnie.
But Donnie's over here, man.
God damn it!
Did they move him again?
Jeez, this place is so annoying.
Look, Frankie, I'm sorry.
I can't even begin to tell you
how sorry I am.
I would rather no one know my
name
than lose sight of the one
person who always believed in
me.
I love you, Frankie.
I don't want any of this if
it's not with you.
I'm sorry, too, Bill.
I am.
But I got to tell you something.
What's that?
I don't want this anymore.
I never did.
My life was great before,
just chilling with my bro,
getting paid to hang out,
getting laid,
getting paid to get laid.
And then all of this
responsibility started, and...
it's just not the
responsibility that I wanted.
I know, which is why I have
good news for you.
There was an abandoned lot for
sale.
You're in the car wash
business, buddy!
Car washes clean up!
They sure do.
And now it's your time to clean
up.
But Bill, I don't understand.
This must have cost a fortune.
Where did you get the money?
Fortunately, we had $200,000 in
cash
to put as a down payment.
I forgot my bank robbery!
No, it was a loa--
yep, your bank robbery.
You trusted me, believed in me
at every turn.
Now it's my turn to believe in
you.
I love you, Frankie.
I love you, baby boy, Bill
Galanarri!
Pardon me.
Don't mean to interrupt this
very sweet moment.
But did you just call him "Baby
Boy Galanarri"?
Yeah, I did.
That's my brother.
Wow.
That is incredible.
This is Officer Hansen.
We got him.
What?
What is she-- ow, ow.
Bill Galanarri, I'm placing you
under arrest
for the murder of our chief of
police, Lian Neeson.
Anything you say can and
abso-fuckin-lutely will
be used against you in a court
of law.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
You're telling me the chief of
police's name is Liam Neeson?
No, Lian with an N.
Learn to listen, son of Sam.
Oh, please.
I don't look anything like
that innocent American hero.
You know what? You're right.
You're a way better looking
than that guy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ok, look, look, this doesn't
make any sense.
I didn't shoot him.
Shoot him?
You know what you did, you sick
fuck.
You beat his dick till his
heart stopped,
then you threw up on him.
People like you make me sick,
even red hot cases like
yourself.
Get him out of my sight.
Oh, wait, ow, ow.
Don't worry, Bill.
My cousin's wife is a divorce
lawyer!
Holy shit.
He actually did it.
No, he didn't.
He ran out.
I went after him.
Do you think he could have gone
back in?
I guess.
I just can't believe he
actually did it.
I'm shocked.
Yeah, seriously.
What a fucking freak.
Who the fuck would do something
like this?
Lisa told us
later that she had done it,
but threatened to chop off
all of our heads if we ratted.
Fortunately, none of us did.
Neither did Bill.
In fact, Lisa being a psycho
became his crowning moment.
Bill became a legend after that.
The killing of the police chief
was so despicable
that the entire city knew his
name
and trembled when they heard it.
Fam, I sit here ready to make
amends.
I could not have been more
wrong.
This Baby Boy is a nut job.
He's a maniac.
He was set to serve life in
prison for the crime,
but the courts kept him on
permanent house arrest
to keep him out of prison,
out of fear of what he'd
do to the other prisoners.
Bill had made it, and the town
that went straight
went back to being shitty.
Independent businesses,
drug dealers, rival gangs,
basically anyone doing anything
shady
would send weekly checks to
Bill's house
asking for protection.
Terrified that he would beat
their dicks if they didn't.
Oh, and the banks also unfroze
his accounts too,
and renamed their
facilities after him in good
faith.
I mean, even the fucking
internet sang Bill's praises.
The crew remained close, but
all found success
doing their own things after
Bill's arrest.
Latka Lou kept streaming,
but because he was associated
with Bill,
his numbers quadrupled.
Oh, yes!
Suck it, Jacob! I fuckin' told
you!
Fuckin' winner!
Mason got cast in a Broadway
play
after the crew helped him film
an audition.
Why are you failing me?
Great, and then you're at
like a six.
Can you do it at like a 15?
Why are you failing me?
He'll be in the revival
of David Mamet's "Oleanna,"
playing... Oleanna.
We're all gonna go opening
night.
Meanwhile, Frankie's car wash
took off with flying colors.
He also married Lisa, who he
lets her run it
so he can stay at home with
Bill and just hang.
Lisa also agreed to an open
relationship with Frankie,
with the only stipulation
being that if she ever got him
in bed with someone else, she
could either join
or kill them both.
I guess it just depends on how
she feels.
Oh, and here's something sweet.
An FBI agent negotiated a
deal so that the Don could
visit
Frankie and Bill once a week.
I mean, it helped that the
FBI agent was being blackmailed
by a former FBI agent who
had video of him doing drugs
at a bar, but looking beautiful
doing it.
Boys, you really proved me
wrong.
You turned it all around, and
Bill, our family
had never been more respected,
and I know
it's all because of you.
Thanks, pal.
And Frankie, I hear the car
wash is doing great.
We are.
Last semester, we qua-tripled
our earnings.
I love hearing that.
Excellent.
Why was the father's
heart to see his boys succeed.
Now, I know I've been
hard on you two in the past,
but I am proud of you guys.
Very proud.
And I know Donny would be proud
of you guys too.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I think, guys, I think
that's it.
I think that's our movie.
We can cut it there.
And as for me,
Kenny and I started a
production company.
I went to film school and got a
degree.
It only cost me $78,000.
That's not bad.
Sorry, per semester.
$78,000 per semester.
But an art degree is worth it.
And I get to do what I love now.
When we edited the footage,
made the movie,
it's called "This Is Our City."
We submitted it to hundreds of
film festivals,
including Sundance and Cannes.
One critic called the project
"Unwatchable."
But referred to me as this
generation's Billy Chaplin,
which if you didn't know,
is Charlie Chaplin's brother,
who also killed a
schoolyard full of children in
Oh, I think that
was a bad thing!
Cheers, boys.
Yeah!
Mm.
What is this we're drinking,
you guys?
It tastes a little funky.
I don't know.
Yeah, me either.
But, I'll ask Lisa, she mixed
it for us.
Oh no.
Wait, this tastes...
Oh.
What the f...
So, if we're not...
Pipin' penis.
What is the plan?
Let go of the knife.
Stop it, let go of the knife!
(screaming)
That's the end of that!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
So, so, so, so.
So, if we're not slobbin' knob
Oh fuck, I forgot my line.
Yeah, it's okay.
So, if we're not slobbin' knob
I'm not a big fan of overly
complicated
Kubrickian plots and that
one was really hard to finish.
Well, what was it?
Jaws?
And that one was way over my
head.
What was it?
Jaws.
We're gonna get it.
So, if we're not slobbin' knob
What is the plan, boss?
Speeding.
Slate.
Scene 42.
A little higher
Scene 42.
So, if we're not pipin' peen.
So, if we're not pipin' peen,
what is the plan?
Okay, let's cut.
So, if we're not
mouthwipin' ween, what is the
plan?
Oh, fuck yes!
Suck it Jacob, I fucking told
you I'd win!
Fucking loser.
Would a virgin do this?
Fucking idiot.
Oh, yes, fucking winning,
winning.
Yeah, fucking told you bitch.
cut!
I fucking told you.