Threesome (2026) Movie Script

Hey!
Damn, thats a lot of stuff!
- How are you? You look gorgeous! - I'm good. You look gorgeous, too.
- Ever since! - Thank you.
Lets go?
Lets go!
Hello?
Girls, where are you? Whats taking you so long?
I told you Im already at the shop getting the van fixed.
I got my eyes on the target.
Alright, then. Bye!
Hi there!
So youre the owner?
Why are you doing all the work?
Were a little short-staffed right now, maam,
so Im filling in.
Are you the only one in charge?
My sibling and I own the place.
Are you married?
I have a girlfriend.
Were expecting a baby.
Oh...
We were gonna call it quits,
but then she got pregnant.
So, arent you happy...
about becoming a dad?
Its not like that.
Don't you guys use condoms?
Having a baby costs more
than buying condoms these days.
It just feels better without one.
Really?
Whats your name?
Kaloy.
Kaloy,
how much longer is that gonna take?
Itll take a little while, maam.
I still need to loosen a few screws.
Ill leave my car here for now,
then you can loosen me up instead
Feels good, huh?
Yeah right there
Faster.
Faster!
Thats it. Just like that.
Come on, Kaloy. Faster!
Kaloy
That feels so good!
Shityes!
Kaloy
That feels so good!
Im gonna come!
Hey, girls!
Ladies, one down!
Yeah!
Yay, all done!
Girl, cant you sit still?
Is your pussy itchy or something?
Its all sticky, girl.
Oh, girl, I know the feeling.
Are you seriously stripping right here?
Her nipples are already showing!
Girl, what the hell! Get it together!
At least Ive crossed one off the list, right?
- Right! - Do you guys have any wet wipes?
I have.
Use those sparingly. There are still some pussies that'll need them.
Did you have fun, at least?
Hmm...
It was alright Hes good with his mouth.
I knew! You were enjoying yourself way too much.
What was your guys name again? Im just keeping track.
Kaloy.
Not gonna lie, so hot!
And you guys actually hooked up at the shop?
Think you can top that, Mia? Do something even crazier?
Do you even have to ask?
Do I look like I back down from a challenge?
Sorry, Lani, but shes not gonna let you win!
Damn right.
So this is what heartbreak feels like, huh?
Makes you wild.
True.
Better than moping around.
Were done being sad girls.
Its time to get even!
Fuck you, King! Just die already!
Can you not bring him up? Goddammit.
Fine.
Ill just call him the devil, then.
Wow, you're obviously not pissed.
- Oh, not at all. - Nope. Not one bit.
I mean, come on.
Our ex really was the devil.
Cant argue with that
He should take Satans place in hell.
- Exactly! - Damn right.
Youre beautiful.
Yeah, right.
You're lying.
I'm serious.
You really are beautiful.
King,
are you hitting on me?
Isn't it obvious?
Weve been at this for four months now.
But you have a girlfriend.
The one youre always posting.
All over your social media
Who, Jules?
Shes just a friend. Besides...
she likes girls.
Yeah, right.
Then why are you two always together?
Want me to ask her?
No, its fine! I trust you.
Then youve got nothing to worry about.
Whos that?
No one.
Answer it. It might be an emergency.
Its nothing. Just my cousin asking for money again.
Your cousin? Her names Jules, too?
Yeah.
Believe me. I promise.
Where to next, girls?
Lets hit the bulalo place.
Oh, that place.
So, whose target is this one? Mine or Mias?
Yours.
Unless you want to go after the other guy.
The one you ghosted.
Of course not! Thatd be so embarrassing!
- Alright. I have a question. - What?
So this asshole was playing you both at the same time?
Yes.
But seriously, Lani?
You actually fell for his lies?
Didnt you ever suspect
something was off about him?
God, you two were idiots!
Okay, damn. That was harsh!
Hey, cut me some slack. I just fell in love!
But if were talking about being stupid,
I definitely win.
Wait, it gets worse? Oh, God
Well,
I invested in that asshole.
Such idiots!
Good grief!
Damn love. Nothing but trouble.
Yes. You know that.
Babe, Ive been trying to reach you all day!
You couldnt even call me back.
Sorry, babe. My phone died.
Heres the stuff you wanted me to get for your computer.
Thanks, babe!
Ive been waiting for this forever.
Ill be back. Gotta use the bathroom.
Babe?
Whose feminine wash is this?
Babe, its
Its my cousins She stayed over last night.
Why didnt you tell me?
Sorry, babe. It slipped my mind.
Whos this cousin of yours, anyway?
Babe,
do you have any cash on you?
Rents due tomorrow.
Our pay got delayed, too.
How much do you need?
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand?
Please, babe. Im sorry.
Ill pay you back as soon as I get my salary.
Please?
You never pay me back anyway.
Say what?
Nothing.
Okay, Ill get the cash tomorrow.
Youre the best, babe!
Thank you!
Right there!
Keep going, babe!
Deeper, please!
Fuck
You know what?
I feel like...
Youre both weak for dick.
- Hey! - Youre terrible!
That stings.
Come to think of it...
You two are just so damn easy to fool.
And thats just when it comes to sex
Hey! You dont know that!
Oh, yeah? What about you?
Nope.
Oh, please! Youre kidding!
Im not as horny as you two, excuse me!
What if hes really good in bed?
- Right! - So what?
Even if hes great in bed, even if he knows how to pound,
I have self-control.
Unlike you two, ladies.
You're a little more loose when it comes to that.
Yeah, right!
It just meansLani, hear me out
Shes never had sex so good she got addicted to it.
She needs to get laid.
I have no comment.
See? Told you.
But in all fairness
hes the only asshole Ive ever really enjoyed sex with
You know what, Jules? I get it.
Weve both slept with the same guy,
so I already know what hes like in bed.
Yeah.
See? Exactly!
Damn
he really wears you out first,
keeps going until youre exhausted before he
You know, finishes.
He always makes sure we get off first.
- Right! - Hes such a gentleman in bed, girl.
You call that a gentleman? When he pins you down
and pounds you from behind like that?
Damn, hes rough!
Fuck, I love that!
That positions my favorite!
With a few slaps and hair-pulling thrown in, too!
Wow.
Girls, I thought...
we hated him, remember?
Why does it sound like youre fantasizing about him now?
Its not like that. Were not fantasizing about him.
Cant he just cross my mind now and then?
Shes just horny, girl. Its been forever since she got laid.
Fuck you, Lani! Youre such a bitch!
Dont worry, Jules. Youll get some action soon, too.
God, I hope so, girl! Fingers crossed!
Its been way too long!
Hey, are we still far from the bulalo place?
Ill check.
It says...
fifteen minutes.
Fifteen minutes. So, do we just keep going straight?
No, turn at the next corner.
Turn? Okay.
Im imagining things again. Fuck.
Were here.
We can finally eat. It's been a long ride.
Hey, there he is. Pretty boy.
Theres your target.
- Thats him? - Obviously.
Lets go.
Careful, girls.
- Hi! - Are you ladies dining in?
- Yeah, we are. - Right this way.
Three orders of bulalo and rice, please.
Is that all?
Sure, maam. Ill get that for you.
Okay.
So, thats Kean.
The bulalo boy.
Yep, thats him.
I call dibs. Hes my type.
Oh, come on.
Youre so annoying.
Maybe you have better chemistry with the other guy.
Didn't you two have a history?
You ghosted him to get back at him, remember?
What are you even talking about?
Shes hilarious.
So...
Hes coming over.
Here are your orders.
- Thank you! - Youre welcome.
Is she happy now?
She's in heat.
Enjoy your meal.
Someone here caught his eye, huh?
Obviously, its me.
Nope. Just go with the next target.
Oh, please.
Looks like Mias more his type.
Fine, should I just get out of here?
Okay, fine. Ill get going.
Where are you going?
Bathroom. You coming?
Hey, you havent finished your food!
Its not that good.
Unbelievable...
Shes stealing my man. So annoying.
Hi.
Oh, hey.
Did you make our food?
No, maam. We have a cook.
It wasnt good.
Why are you
Why are you shirtless?
Its hot in here, maam.
Is it just you here?
My coworkers are outside.
By the way, what didnt you like about the bulalo, maam?
It was salty.
Tasted like
sweat.
That was your sweat, wasnt it?
Have you tasted me, maam?
Oh, shit.
Come for me.
So good.
Text me, okay?
Wanna go on a date?
Maybe another time.
Mia, Ill come find you wherever you are.
- Okay. - Just promise me well do this again.
She had the time of her life.
You really had sex in the kitchen?
Have some decency!
Aw, are you mad I beat you to him?
Because he chose me?
Do you think Im happy about it? You think I wanted to do that?
Youre unbelievable.
Well, nobodys forcing you.
Lets just drop it.
Lets just go.
Im only looking out for you.
What if someone saw you two?
Oh, really? Thats what youre worried about?
No one saw us! Lets just move on to the next one.
Gross.
Wow, still not over it?
Jealous?
Got a thing for Bulalo Boy? Lets go back!
Girls, calm down!
Look, were a throuple!
Guys arent worth fighting over.
Were supposed to have each others backs.
This isnt even about a guy.
Jules, focus on the road
Is that hard?
Come on, make up already!
Hey, make up already! Come on!
Shes the only one making a fuss.
- Youre so annoying. - Just kiss her already.
Give her a kiss and shell get over it.
Go on. Kiss her!
Come on, kiss already!
Im sorry, okay?
Fine, fine. Whatever.
Yay! Love you, girls!
Love you.
Jules, back to the hunt.
Right. I almost forgot.
Is that him?
- Him. - No. The other one.
The one facing away.
- Facing away? - Oh! That guy.
I thought it was the guy wiping things down.
I wish hed turn around.
- Right? We need to see his face. - Just to be sure.
Hes the one.
Yeah.
Girls, I dont think I can do this.
Im too shy.
What?
Girl, I did it! Whats stopping you?
Yeah, so how was it? Was it good?
Yeah it was good
Just...
dont chicken out, okay?
You gotta fuck him.
- Oh my god... - Get it together, Jules.
This is the last.
Okay, how about this
Pretend you need to use the bathroom.
Okay.
I can do this.
You got this, Jules!
What time did you clock in today?
Eight, bro. Traffic was crazy, so I left early.
Damn, thats early, bro.
So you came in pretty early.
- I didnt wanna get stuck in traffic. - Good call. Traffics pretty bad
Hi, Kobe.
Jules?
So this is where Ill find you.
Is that your boyfriend?
Theyre my friends.
I thought youd ghosted me for good.
Of course not.
How are you?
Im fine.
I finally got to see you.
Exactly.
Youre even prettier in person.
Oh, stop it.
Did you miss me?
I deleted my dating app account.
Really?
Same. Im done with that app.
Even if I meet someone new, no one compares to you.
Im crazy about you, Jules.
Youre something else.
Is that so?
Give me one more chance. Please?
Fine.
Go ahead without me. Ill catch up.
Send me the location, please. Thanks, girls!
Yes!
We finally did it!
Lets go?
Youre driving?
Yes, maam!
Got you!
- Lets go? - Lets go.
Wait. Hold on a minute.
- Someone might - Relax, my bosses arent around.
- Are you sure? - The moment I saw you,
I fell for you.
Wait
Youre coming on a little strong.
Fine.
This is what you wanted, right?
Jules?
- You know me? - I do.
Arent you Kings friend?
I see you on his stories all the time.
Friend?
Me?
Who the heck are you?
Im Lani.
Lani?
Kings girlfriend.
How can you be his girlfriend when Im Kings girlfriend?
What?
I think we need to talk.
Hop in.
Since when?
Five months.
Weve been together for five months.
Oh...
so you were together first.
He was just using me. Fuck that guy.
What an asshole.
You mean he played us both!
That guy has some nerve.
You know,
I asked him about you.
He said,
you were just a friend.
And...
that you were into girls.
He said that?
Kings such an asshole.
So...
Youre really not into girls?
It depends.
Why?
So what do we do now?
Obviously,
Im breaking up with him.
Of course,
he doesnt deserve any more of our time or energy.
Fuck him! I hope he rots in hell.
So infuriating.
Were here!
Uh, you can go ahead.
I just need to make a quick stop.
Girl, just a little reminder,
dont go soft on him.
Were here to get even, remember?
Of course!
Im not stupid...
Dont worry.
Im here to finish what we started.
I wont let you guys down.
If you change your mind,
Jules and I will shave you bald.
Yes, Ive already paid for the engagement party in full.
And the catering, too.
Ive already spent so much on this, so
could you please take care of it?
Yes, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Bye.
- Hi, Hon! - Hon!
Ive been waiting to see you.
Ive missed you so much.
Sorry, traffic was bad. Have you been waiting long?
Not really.
Are you ready for your engagement party tomorrow?
Theres no turning back now.
Youre all mine now.
Ive been yours for a long time, hon.
Im excited.
You know, youre the only one who has ever tamed me.
Oh yeah?
Were you a bad boy back then?
I used to be pretty reckless.
But one day,
I realized I wanted to marry you.
I want to start a family with you.
Youre the woman I want to do that with.
Why?
You had other girls besides me, didnt you?
Finally, I get to meet your family, and you get to meet mine.
I cant wait to meet to them.
Lets have dinner. Theres someone I want you to meet.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hon,
Mom and Dad wont be here until tomorrow.
Okay, no problem.
My parents arent arriving until tomorrow either.
Why dont you meet my siblings first?
Hon, my friends are here, too. They're on their way.
You should meet them.
Oh, there they are!
Hon those are your friends?
Yep!
Hi, King.
Nice to finally meet you.
Mia talks about you all the time.
Really?
Hon,
its kinda hot in here.
Lets move to another table.
It feels fine to me.
Im actually kinda cold. The ACs too strong.
Right, girls?
Exactly.
Its actually nice and cool in here.
Mia, your future husband seems kinda shy.
He seems like hes avoiding us.
Perfect timing.
My siblings are here, too.
- Maam Lani? - Jules?
Maam Mia?
Wait, you guys know each other?
Theyre my ex-girlfriends.
What?
All of them?
Lani and Jules.
Bro! Even Jules?
Now I get it.
You were just using me to get back at my brother.
Youre awfully quiet, Kean.
What, were strangers now? After seeing each other earlier?
You guys met up earlier?
Bro, I didnt know
What happened, Kean?
Answer me!
We had sex.
- What? - You son of a bitch, Kean!
Bro, I didnt know!
King! Thats enough!
I didnt know!
I didnt know she was your fiance!
Fuck you!
And youre one to talk?
Youre a cheater yourself.
Youre all the same.
See, King?
Your own siblings dont even know your fiance.
Funny.
You really were dating all of us at the same time.
Now you finally picked one.
Were over!
Bro
I know I messed up.
Hon, please,
forgive me...
Ill forget what happened between you and my brother.
Were even.
Please, dont leave me, hon. Ill go crazy without you.
You deserve this, you cheater!
Fuck you and your whole family!
Let go, bro!
Ive already paid for everything! I spent so much on this!
The engagement party cant be canceled!
Then have your stupid engagement party alone!
Fuck you, King!
- Fuck you! - Just give me a chance!
Let me explain!
Wait, guys! Fuck! I need to talk to her!
Congrats, girls!
Its over!
- He deserved it. - Hes so dramatic!
Jules?
You know me?
I do.
Arent you Kings friend?
I see you on his stories all the time.
Friend?
Me?
Who the heck are you?
- Im Lani. - Lani?
- Kings girlfriend. - What?
How can you be his girlfriend when Im Kings girlfriend?
What?
I think we need to talk.
Girls,
thank you for coming.
Isnt it weird?
Were all here.
Well...
did you reach out to us...
because you already knew?
We were going to tell you.
Please dont be mad at us.
I did my research and...
I know he used you guys, too.
Do you want to
Get back at him?
What?
Hold on...
whats the plan?
Just nothing violent, okay?
Girls, this is going to be fun.
I need you girls to help me pull this off.
Were gonna teach King a lesson.
Lets see if hell ever show his face again.
Not bad.
What do you think, Lani?
Im so down!
Open it.
Whats this?
Is this an early gift check?
- Oh. - Wait, whos that?
- Youll find out soon enough. - Who are these people?
We nailed it!
Yes! Congrats!
Its over!
But seriously, girls,
I dont wanna get all mushy,
but I love you both.
Youre the reason I got through it all even after
after finding out that asshole King had been cheating on me.
Same here.
I barely even felt it.
King cheating on me.
Having you guys around kept my mind off it.
I dont even wanna date anyone anymore.
Id rather just hang out with you girls all the time.
Wouldnt that be more fun?
You know what?
I have you guys, and thats all I need.
You guys are so sweet.
Come on, give me a kiss.
So,
was Kean any good?
He was okay.
You know what?
I can do better.
What about me?
When I said I love you guys,
I meant it.
This is us.
Were a trio.
A throuple.
A threesome.
Hurt by the same man, brought together by him, too.
No one can ever tear us apart.