To Nowhere (2020) Movie Script
1
[ball dribbling]
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
[slow music]
[slow music]
Tulip!
Jesus fucking Christ, Kevin.
Turn it off.
Why?
What did I say?
Give it to me!
Why can't I have a picture of my mum?
Because she's dead!
Fuck off, Stanley.
[street noise]
Your uncle's here.
Let's go.
Oh, Kevin's?
Thank you, Kevin.
Yep.
We'll be fine until later.
Cool.
Let's get some tinnies.
That's eighty-nine pounds please.
Cool.
Put it on my card.
So, have you
have you been here long?
I'd give you a receipt
but the printer's broken.
Ah, that's fine.
Don't worry. It's...
I mean, I'm probably not going
to need to return it anyway.
You can't return it.
No. Stupid me.
Oh, sorry!
Are we all okay today?
So, we're going to
start with the right foot
and we go one, two, three together.
Back two three together.
One, two, three and five, six, seven.
And one, two, three, five, six, seven.
Forward.
One, two, three, five, six, seven.
And one, two, three, five.
To the side.
And one, two, three, five, six, seven.
One, two, three.
Five, six, seven.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my god.
Such a good idea.
He's actually really good.
Yeah... sure.
Hi, Nan?
Are you okay?
Oh, girls!
What a lovely surprise!
Nan!
You left your door open again.
You've really got to be careful, okay?
You are looking lovely, Nan!
I like you.
Extra biscuits for you.
Oh, goody.
What day is it today?
Thursday.
I think.
Well aren't you two supposed
to be at school today?
Technically...
-Um, no.
Oh, that's great.
I'll... cup of tea.
Lovely.
Lovely!
Quite good form.
How long ago did she stop drinking?
About ten years.
Don't you want some?
Do you both take milk and sugar?
Yes, please, Nan.
Duh.
[laughter]
Fuck.
You are such a wonderful host.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
I wish my Nan was like you, Nan.
You're a very handsome young man.
I don't think I've got enough food.
What for, Nan?
Well when are the others getting here?
Who?
Your mum must be coming!
Nan...
Who wants some biscuits?
Yeah, I like these. These chocolate ones.
Do you really?
I love the plain, boring ones.
No!
Yes.
No!
Yes!
No!
It's true. She loves the really shit ones.
Well, I cannot understand
that because they're disgusting.
Why do you buy them then?
And Stanley's definitely coming?
I don't think so.
Well he was here all day yesterday,
and promised he was coming today.
I don't think he was here all
day yesterday because he was just
playing music in his room all day
and only came out at
midnight for a Rustler.
For a change.
You are wrong, Cathy.
Tulip.
If you don't stop answering back, you're
going to get a right good slap, young lady.
Did you hear me?
Nan!
I am not your daughter, and
you can't talk to me like that.
Okay? It's not the 1960s.
No. I forgot.
You're not supposed to say
things like that now are you
because it's against the law.
It's okay, Nan.
I was joking.
Hilarious.
Would you like to see a picture
of my daughter and her new baby?
Um, yeah.
Just need my glasses...
[birds chirping]
What the fuck?
I know.
I know it's in here somewhere.
Got it.
Beautiful.
She looks just like you.
I thought so.
Yeah.
You know my sister Liv
lives in South America?
She's been there since 1974.
She moved to South America with her
very good friend, Aunty Viv.
So are Aunty Liv and
Aunty Viv still friends?
They are very, very good friends.
You see.
You see?
Aunty Liv had short hair.
And so when I see
the two of you together...
That was a really lovely story, Nan...
But we really have to...
I just think of Viv and Liv!
We really have to go now
but thank you for the biscuits.
We've got to go because...
You've got a studying to do, haven't you.
Thank you, Nan.
Thank you for everything.
Love you.
Love you, too.
Thank you, Nan.
It's been a pleasure!
Come round again soon, Stanley.
Finn.
Yeah, of course.
See you.
Bye, Nan.
[birds chirping]
Doesn't she wasn't me to come back soon?
Apparently not.
Why did you leave on
such a depressing note?
Like you won't see her again?
You never know.
It's not like she's dead or anything.
Doesn't mean see her again.
What if I'm far away?
As if.
Where?
South America?
So, which one of us is Viv
and which one's Liv?
I don't even know what
she was talking about.
She wasn't making any sense.
[birds chirping]
Shall we go down to the riverbank?
Sure.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
I don't want my shoes to get dirty.
There's probably loads
of diseases down there.
Yeah, probably.
I think I saw a rat once.
You think my shoes are going to get dirty?
Yeah.
Maybe a little bit.
Oh my god don't touch that, Tulip.
What? It's beautiful.
-Put it down.
Put it down.
It's for my collection.
No, put it down.
Put it down.
The fuck is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Such a princess.
Don't you ever say that again.
You just called me a witch.
Yeah, and that's different.
Different how?
Do you think he shares a
bed with his metal detector?
Definitely.
Tucks it up at night,
reads it bedtime stories.
Oh my god you're so nasty.
What a creep you are.
Ew.
Hey, do you want to go
see some music later?
Where?
Out.
Who?
Charlie.
Ah, I see.
Yeah. I'm not bothered.
I did kind of agree already.
When?
Yesterday.
He's kind of a prick.
No, he has a prick.
Somewhat different.
[wind blowing]
I don't mind.
Yeah, we can go.
I don't care.
I'll steal his coat.
I think it look good on me.
I don't think he's washed it in a while.
Never mind then. He can keep it.
Ow!
Finn, are you alright?
No!
What's wrong?
For fuck's sake, Tulip,
you made me synchronise!
You made yourself synchronise.
My god, give me something.
Is anyone looking?
Just the metal detector guy.
Oh. Got an admirer.
Lucky me.
Let's go.
There's no metal over here, mate.
Finn, let's go.
Metal-free zone I'm afraid.
I heard the other side of
the river's pretty good though.
Hey, Nige.
[rock music]
Oh my god.
Hello there.
I don't know if you happen
to be a collector too?
But I have been looking for this
for about twenty odd years.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have!
Do you like records?
Yes, you do.
Have you found any nice records today?
Oh, don't worry.
Oh no, it's okay.
What the hell are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing, mate?
Nothing. I was just talking to the
baby because the baby was crying.
No, no, no that's my record!
What do you mean this is your record?
This is my record.
You make me fucking sick.
Dude, what are you
talking about? You know me.
I come in here all the time.
Shall I call the police?
Yes, call the police!
Let go of me! I'm sorry.
I wasn't doing anything.
[street noise]
Come on.
I'll give you a ride.
How do you have so much energy?
No, no. No.
No. Come on.
Can you sit for a minute?
Why?
Because I want to talk
to you about something.
We talk all the time.
Come on, let's play!
Come on.
Please can we go somewhere else?
Why?
Because I'm cold.
Not before you play with me first.
What do you want to play?
Throw and catch.
No.
Do it like this.
Ah... ah...
Ah... ow...
Oh shit.
Fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
[street noise]
You fucking idiot.
I'm so sorry.
Do you forgive me?
I want to be a hero,
I want to save the world.
I want to be someone else.
Just anybody else.
I want to fly far away,
up, up into outer-space
and look down at the human race
from a million miles away.
I want to change my name
and start all over again.
I want to change how my story ends.
Stop saying it's just pretend
down in Hollywood.
Down in Hollywood.
I could save the world,
yeah, I could save the world.
I want to fly through the sky,
become the bravest man alive.
I want to die and then come back to life,
just in time for the final fight.
I just want to be a hero.
Shall we get something to drink?
Someone who doesn't have to be
someone else in their dreams,
[soft music]
Someone, not like me.
Maybe I'll get the girl in the end,
ride off into the sunset.
I don't care if it's just pretend.
No I don't care if it's just pretend
down in Hollywood,
down in Hollywood
I could be someone else, yeah,
I could be someone else,
I could be someone else.
Just anybody else.
Hey, man. Just want to say
that was a really great gig.
Oh, cheers.
I was actually have a really shitty day
and it really uplifted me so,
thank you for that.
Wow. Glad someone enjoyed it.
Can I get you a drink?
Nah, you're alright mate.
But help yourself to one, yeah.
Shift in ten Charlie.
Go fuck yourself, Susie.
I'm not a drunk!
I don't usually drink alone during the day.
Vodka shot, please.
Not that there's anything
wrong with drinking alone...
I love a bevvy, you know.
Nothing wrong with that, right?
Love a bevvy.
Have you got a problem?
No?
Were you bad-mouthing my mate?
No... not... no.
Oh, that's alright then.
Alright, Jim?
Alright.
The fuck you looking at?
Is that ale?
It might have been once,
a long time ago.
When?
None of your backchat, young lady.
But I...
I said shut your fucking
trap, do you hear me?
Yes, Kevin.
Actually, I prefer if you call me
Daddy.
Do you think I'm going to
catch some kind of disease?
You already have one.
Really?
Drink it.
I don't fucking care, drink it.
Ow, it fucking hurts.
Well, if you don't fucking care.
[peeing]
I'm feeling classy today.
Shall we get a bottle of red?
Oh, you going to treat me
to a really classy time, baby?
You have diddy pig trotters for tits.
And I hate them.
So?
I am feeling classy.
That's good.
Don't look.
I said don't look!
I'm not!
What the fuck? Don't look.
I'm looking at your
graffiti it's really shit, Finn.
Okay? You're a kind of a poet, then?
I said don't look.
Oh, god.
I wish had that vodka shot
before that awful band was on.
Make sure, Jim, that he
ain't bloody working out
again when I get out there.
Oh!
What have we got here then?
Having a sausage sarnie are we?
Come on, let me have a look.
You don't think I don't
know a dyke when I see one?
No sausage sandwich for you, love!
Nothing there.
Can you mind your own business?
Do you want to see my cunt or something?
What d'you say?
Do you want to come out
and say that to my face?
Pussies.
Don't fucking look!
[smashes glass]
Oh, hey! What are you up to?
Up to no-good I bet.
Hi, Finn. How's you?
I'm great.
Thanks.
Cool.
Hey, Tulip, can I just
have a quick word with you?
Yeah, sure.
I'll wait for you outside.
Can I get you a drink?
Sure.
Can I have a half, please.
Hurry up!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Cheers.
What happened to your lip?
It's fine, I just banged it.
So...
Your dad...
is a bit of a cunt, isn't he?
Yeah.
And I don't like the
way that he treats you.
Yeah. I guess he's just grieving, so...
Come on!
[slow music]
Well, I mean, we're all grieving, right?
So I was thinking,
we're both a bit stuck there.
So what if we got a place together?
I mean, you're old enough now, right?
So, if it was what you wanted...
That's...
Thanks for the offer, Stanley.
But I did have other plans.
No, of course.
But it sounds pretty cool.
Obviously only if it was what you wanted.
You know, do give it some thought.
Yeah.
I should go.
But thank you for...
My pleasure.
Thanking you.
That was really cool.
Yeah, pretty cool.
Perhaps it was just the wrong crowd.
Yeah, that's got to be it. Wrong crowd.
Always the wrong fucking crowd.
You got a fag?
Yep.
[street noise]
Yep. Sure.
There you go.
So kind.
No worries.
It's not like they're
expensive or anything.
What happened to your lip?
I just banged it.
How?
I walked into a door.
Shit, really?
Were you drunk?
I'm always drunk.
Yeah?
Speaking of that will you
stick around for a drink later?
Yeah! Do you mind grabbing some for us?
Because we didn't get served at the bar.
Tulip showed them her fake ID
and it's shit.
I told her to get the expensive
one, but she's too cheap.
Wait, what?
Oh, don't worry.
We stole someone's beer
and downed it in the toilet.
Okay.
So you're not at uni?
No.
Yeah. No, it's fine. No worries.
You're not at school, are you?
No! No, don't worry.
Don't worry.
We're not at school.
Not today, anyway.
What?
Tulip tells me you fucked all night.
No, we didn't.
And your cock was like, ugh!
Tulip what the fuck?
Stop telling people that.
Do you know how much
trouble I could get into?
How old are you? Nothing happened.
Charlie, I didn't...
We didn't do anything.
We didn't...
Charlie!
I'm coming.
This is not a love triangle, okay?
Nothing happened, right?
This isn't Twilight or whatever the
fuck you guys are watching these days.
What the fuck is wrong, Tulip?
Jesus.
You forgot your smokes.
So, did something happen?
I can't really tell.
We snogged.
Still, could have put
the guy out of his misery,
told him your legal.
I think the poor fuck
thought you were twelve.
Not that anyone would care if you were.
Finn.
Yeah.
[street noise]
Do you always have to embarrass me?
Don't worry. You do it to yourself.
Come on.
This guy was just standing there
staring at me and I was like,
"What the fuck you looking at?"
And he literally ran away.
He ran away?
Yeah, he did.
So great.
Oh my god.
I have the best idea.
It's the most amazing
thing I ever thought of.
Ever.
You know what I'm going to say.
Let's call Ellen.
Why Ellen?
Because, she always has money.
And she will bring drinks and food.
That's because her dad died.
And?
You didn't get any money
when your mum died.
Come on.
Please.
Oh, hey, Ellen.
Hey.
How nice to see you.
How are you?
Great, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Looking good.
Hi, Tulip.
Hi, Ellen.
Did you bring everything I asked for?
Yes.
My mum had a party last week
and there was loads of shit left, so...
Why wasn't I invited?
It was like a family thing.
But you should have come
because my mum loves you.
Yeah, and I love your mum.
You can have her.
Then I will take her.
Okay?
What happened to your eye?
She hit me.
Tulip?
Yeah, I know. What a bitch.
And then she tried to suck off
some old guy's metal detector.
Tulip, you're such a whore!
That's why she got this one.
Can I have one of them?
Yeah, do you want a beer as well?
Back in a sec.
Are you going for a shit?
[laughter]
Such a fucking bitch...
What? I fucking invited you...
You think you can treat me...
-Don't test me!
What the fuck wrong with you?
What happened?
No idea.
At least we got a few drinks.
Come on.
Come on.
[street noise]
Delicious.
So good.
Very classy.
Oh, god.
Finn, do you ever think about leaving home?
What do you mean?
I did leave home, silly.
That's why I live with you.
Do you think this red wine has powers?
No.
I think it does.
You said the same thing
the other day, after...
Yeah. You should have
seen the state of her.
You hit her back?
Yeah.
You wouldn't?
No, but Finn that's your mum.
Yeah, but she hit me first.
I don't know.
I don't know if I could do that.
You should try it.
It feels good.
No, Finn, I don't know if I could do that.
It depends who you want to be.
Where does he keep his money?
I don't know.
We need some more booze.
Do you think he'll miss this?
Yes.
It's too big anyway.
[laughter]
What am I?
You're a pig.
Oink oink.
It's too perfect.
I'm going to get you,
you greedy little pig!
I'm a greedy pig, and I'm going to eat you!
Do you remember when
we used to sleep in here?
It was ages ago.
Back before my uncle moved in,
and it was still the spare room.
You still had long hair.
And he still slept on
the sofa half the time.
I guess he always has been around.
Sure he has.
Ew.
Oh fuck.
He's having sex? With who?
I don't know! I thought he was just
miserable and heartbroken.
Who the fuck would do that out of choice?
Fuck knows.
Okay, here's a question:
who do you hate more,
uncle or dad?
That's a hard choice.
I mean my uncle is a bit of a loser.
Sure.
But Kevin,
he just walks into my room sometimes.
No fucking way!
Seriously. He did it this morning.
He just walks in and starts
pulling my hair, just because
I had a photo of my mum up.
He did what?
It's fine.
No.
No!
That's exactly what I
was talking about, Tulip.
Do you want to be a fucking pussy forever?
No.
Finn?
We could go somewhere else.
What do you mean, Piglet?
Like a different shop?
I mean, we could,
we could leave tonight
and just go somewhere else.
Where would we go?
Anywhere.
There is nowhere
to fucking go.
You complete, and utter idiot.
Oh my god.
What a pervert.
We should go.
This is even sicker than I thought.
Finn, let's fucking get out of here.
Let's go. I don't want to stay now.
Do it.
I dare you.
Happy?
[slow music]
Who are you?
I'm... Tulip.
Say your name is Rose.
Please?
My name is Rose.
Where did we meet?
About an hour ago.
On the beach.
Where the man sells ice cream.
You bought me an ice cream,
and then you invited
me back to your mansion.
And the rest is history.
You wanted this from the moment we met.
I saw the way you sucked on that Calippo.
Yes...
It made me think about
what might be between your legs.
What might that be?
Something very...
very cold.
[slow music]
Fuck!
-Fuck.
Bloody hell...
Tulip.
Get out.
Get out.
Now.
Get out of my room.
Chop chop, come on.
Get out.
So go on then.
Come on, then.
Hit me.
Come on.
If that is what you want to do.
If you're going to punish me.
Fucking hit me.
Why...
Why are you always fucking with my life?
I'm sorry.
I was just joking.
Oh, god!
You scared me. Alright?
Oh, I was joking!
I see that you found the masks.
They're scary, aren't they?
We're DJing at a fancy
dress thing next week
and Mark thought it'd
be funny if we wore them.
That's it.
I mean, you really shouldn't have been
in my room.
Sorry.
It's fine. No problem.
Nobody's hurt or anything, so...
You two are just up to no-good.
If you want to borrow them,
you can totally do that.
I just have to have them
back. Obviously, for the gig.
By next weekend. But apart from that...
Thanks.
Thanks, man.
I won't tell anyone.
Okay.
[door closes]
What's that?
Oh, it's our stuff.
Why is my sleeping bag over here?
Forget it.
Oh my god, Finn,
did you just piss yourself?
What the fuck?
That fucking hurt.
Did it?
What the fuck was that about?
With you and Stanley.
What do you mean?
You know what I mean.
He's such a weird guy.
Right?
Is he?
I don't know, Finn.
Is he?
Don't worry about it, Piglet.
[slow music]
I don't.
[street noise]
[slow music]
[ball dribbling]
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
[slow music]
[slow music]
Tulip!
Jesus fucking Christ, Kevin.
Turn it off.
Why?
What did I say?
Give it to me!
Why can't I have a picture of my mum?
Because she's dead!
Fuck off, Stanley.
[street noise]
Your uncle's here.
Let's go.
Oh, Kevin's?
Thank you, Kevin.
Yep.
We'll be fine until later.
Cool.
Let's get some tinnies.
That's eighty-nine pounds please.
Cool.
Put it on my card.
So, have you
have you been here long?
I'd give you a receipt
but the printer's broken.
Ah, that's fine.
Don't worry. It's...
I mean, I'm probably not going
to need to return it anyway.
You can't return it.
No. Stupid me.
Oh, sorry!
Are we all okay today?
So, we're going to
start with the right foot
and we go one, two, three together.
Back two three together.
One, two, three and five, six, seven.
And one, two, three, five, six, seven.
Forward.
One, two, three, five, six, seven.
And one, two, three, five.
To the side.
And one, two, three, five, six, seven.
One, two, three.
Five, six, seven.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my god.
Such a good idea.
He's actually really good.
Yeah... sure.
Hi, Nan?
Are you okay?
Oh, girls!
What a lovely surprise!
Nan!
You left your door open again.
You've really got to be careful, okay?
You are looking lovely, Nan!
I like you.
Extra biscuits for you.
Oh, goody.
What day is it today?
Thursday.
I think.
Well aren't you two supposed
to be at school today?
Technically...
-Um, no.
Oh, that's great.
I'll... cup of tea.
Lovely.
Lovely!
Quite good form.
How long ago did she stop drinking?
About ten years.
Don't you want some?
Do you both take milk and sugar?
Yes, please, Nan.
Duh.
[laughter]
Fuck.
You are such a wonderful host.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
I wish my Nan was like you, Nan.
You're a very handsome young man.
I don't think I've got enough food.
What for, Nan?
Well when are the others getting here?
Who?
Your mum must be coming!
Nan...
Who wants some biscuits?
Yeah, I like these. These chocolate ones.
Do you really?
I love the plain, boring ones.
No!
Yes.
No!
Yes!
No!
It's true. She loves the really shit ones.
Well, I cannot understand
that because they're disgusting.
Why do you buy them then?
And Stanley's definitely coming?
I don't think so.
Well he was here all day yesterday,
and promised he was coming today.
I don't think he was here all
day yesterday because he was just
playing music in his room all day
and only came out at
midnight for a Rustler.
For a change.
You are wrong, Cathy.
Tulip.
If you don't stop answering back, you're
going to get a right good slap, young lady.
Did you hear me?
Nan!
I am not your daughter, and
you can't talk to me like that.
Okay? It's not the 1960s.
No. I forgot.
You're not supposed to say
things like that now are you
because it's against the law.
It's okay, Nan.
I was joking.
Hilarious.
Would you like to see a picture
of my daughter and her new baby?
Um, yeah.
Just need my glasses...
[birds chirping]
What the fuck?
I know.
I know it's in here somewhere.
Got it.
Beautiful.
She looks just like you.
I thought so.
Yeah.
You know my sister Liv
lives in South America?
She's been there since 1974.
She moved to South America with her
very good friend, Aunty Viv.
So are Aunty Liv and
Aunty Viv still friends?
They are very, very good friends.
You see.
You see?
Aunty Liv had short hair.
And so when I see
the two of you together...
That was a really lovely story, Nan...
But we really have to...
I just think of Viv and Liv!
We really have to go now
but thank you for the biscuits.
We've got to go because...
You've got a studying to do, haven't you.
Thank you, Nan.
Thank you for everything.
Love you.
Love you, too.
Thank you, Nan.
It's been a pleasure!
Come round again soon, Stanley.
Finn.
Yeah, of course.
See you.
Bye, Nan.
[birds chirping]
Doesn't she wasn't me to come back soon?
Apparently not.
Why did you leave on
such a depressing note?
Like you won't see her again?
You never know.
It's not like she's dead or anything.
Doesn't mean see her again.
What if I'm far away?
As if.
Where?
South America?
So, which one of us is Viv
and which one's Liv?
I don't even know what
she was talking about.
She wasn't making any sense.
[birds chirping]
Shall we go down to the riverbank?
Sure.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
I don't want my shoes to get dirty.
There's probably loads
of diseases down there.
Yeah, probably.
I think I saw a rat once.
You think my shoes are going to get dirty?
Yeah.
Maybe a little bit.
Oh my god don't touch that, Tulip.
What? It's beautiful.
-Put it down.
Put it down.
It's for my collection.
No, put it down.
Put it down.
The fuck is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Such a princess.
Don't you ever say that again.
You just called me a witch.
Yeah, and that's different.
Different how?
Do you think he shares a
bed with his metal detector?
Definitely.
Tucks it up at night,
reads it bedtime stories.
Oh my god you're so nasty.
What a creep you are.
Ew.
Hey, do you want to go
see some music later?
Where?
Out.
Who?
Charlie.
Ah, I see.
Yeah. I'm not bothered.
I did kind of agree already.
When?
Yesterday.
He's kind of a prick.
No, he has a prick.
Somewhat different.
[wind blowing]
I don't mind.
Yeah, we can go.
I don't care.
I'll steal his coat.
I think it look good on me.
I don't think he's washed it in a while.
Never mind then. He can keep it.
Ow!
Finn, are you alright?
No!
What's wrong?
For fuck's sake, Tulip,
you made me synchronise!
You made yourself synchronise.
My god, give me something.
Is anyone looking?
Just the metal detector guy.
Oh. Got an admirer.
Lucky me.
Let's go.
There's no metal over here, mate.
Finn, let's go.
Metal-free zone I'm afraid.
I heard the other side of
the river's pretty good though.
Hey, Nige.
[rock music]
Oh my god.
Hello there.
I don't know if you happen
to be a collector too?
But I have been looking for this
for about twenty odd years.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have!
Do you like records?
Yes, you do.
Have you found any nice records today?
Oh, don't worry.
Oh no, it's okay.
What the hell are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing, mate?
Nothing. I was just talking to the
baby because the baby was crying.
No, no, no that's my record!
What do you mean this is your record?
This is my record.
You make me fucking sick.
Dude, what are you
talking about? You know me.
I come in here all the time.
Shall I call the police?
Yes, call the police!
Let go of me! I'm sorry.
I wasn't doing anything.
[street noise]
Come on.
I'll give you a ride.
How do you have so much energy?
No, no. No.
No. Come on.
Can you sit for a minute?
Why?
Because I want to talk
to you about something.
We talk all the time.
Come on, let's play!
Come on.
Please can we go somewhere else?
Why?
Because I'm cold.
Not before you play with me first.
What do you want to play?
Throw and catch.
No.
Do it like this.
Ah... ah...
Ah... ow...
Oh shit.
Fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
[street noise]
You fucking idiot.
I'm so sorry.
Do you forgive me?
I want to be a hero,
I want to save the world.
I want to be someone else.
Just anybody else.
I want to fly far away,
up, up into outer-space
and look down at the human race
from a million miles away.
I want to change my name
and start all over again.
I want to change how my story ends.
Stop saying it's just pretend
down in Hollywood.
Down in Hollywood.
I could save the world,
yeah, I could save the world.
I want to fly through the sky,
become the bravest man alive.
I want to die and then come back to life,
just in time for the final fight.
I just want to be a hero.
Shall we get something to drink?
Someone who doesn't have to be
someone else in their dreams,
[soft music]
Someone, not like me.
Maybe I'll get the girl in the end,
ride off into the sunset.
I don't care if it's just pretend.
No I don't care if it's just pretend
down in Hollywood,
down in Hollywood
I could be someone else, yeah,
I could be someone else,
I could be someone else.
Just anybody else.
Hey, man. Just want to say
that was a really great gig.
Oh, cheers.
I was actually have a really shitty day
and it really uplifted me so,
thank you for that.
Wow. Glad someone enjoyed it.
Can I get you a drink?
Nah, you're alright mate.
But help yourself to one, yeah.
Shift in ten Charlie.
Go fuck yourself, Susie.
I'm not a drunk!
I don't usually drink alone during the day.
Vodka shot, please.
Not that there's anything
wrong with drinking alone...
I love a bevvy, you know.
Nothing wrong with that, right?
Love a bevvy.
Have you got a problem?
No?
Were you bad-mouthing my mate?
No... not... no.
Oh, that's alright then.
Alright, Jim?
Alright.
The fuck you looking at?
Is that ale?
It might have been once,
a long time ago.
When?
None of your backchat, young lady.
But I...
I said shut your fucking
trap, do you hear me?
Yes, Kevin.
Actually, I prefer if you call me
Daddy.
Do you think I'm going to
catch some kind of disease?
You already have one.
Really?
Drink it.
I don't fucking care, drink it.
Ow, it fucking hurts.
Well, if you don't fucking care.
[peeing]
I'm feeling classy today.
Shall we get a bottle of red?
Oh, you going to treat me
to a really classy time, baby?
You have diddy pig trotters for tits.
And I hate them.
So?
I am feeling classy.
That's good.
Don't look.
I said don't look!
I'm not!
What the fuck? Don't look.
I'm looking at your
graffiti it's really shit, Finn.
Okay? You're a kind of a poet, then?
I said don't look.
Oh, god.
I wish had that vodka shot
before that awful band was on.
Make sure, Jim, that he
ain't bloody working out
again when I get out there.
Oh!
What have we got here then?
Having a sausage sarnie are we?
Come on, let me have a look.
You don't think I don't
know a dyke when I see one?
No sausage sandwich for you, love!
Nothing there.
Can you mind your own business?
Do you want to see my cunt or something?
What d'you say?
Do you want to come out
and say that to my face?
Pussies.
Don't fucking look!
[smashes glass]
Oh, hey! What are you up to?
Up to no-good I bet.
Hi, Finn. How's you?
I'm great.
Thanks.
Cool.
Hey, Tulip, can I just
have a quick word with you?
Yeah, sure.
I'll wait for you outside.
Can I get you a drink?
Sure.
Can I have a half, please.
Hurry up!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Cheers.
What happened to your lip?
It's fine, I just banged it.
So...
Your dad...
is a bit of a cunt, isn't he?
Yeah.
And I don't like the
way that he treats you.
Yeah. I guess he's just grieving, so...
Come on!
[slow music]
Well, I mean, we're all grieving, right?
So I was thinking,
we're both a bit stuck there.
So what if we got a place together?
I mean, you're old enough now, right?
So, if it was what you wanted...
That's...
Thanks for the offer, Stanley.
But I did have other plans.
No, of course.
But it sounds pretty cool.
Obviously only if it was what you wanted.
You know, do give it some thought.
Yeah.
I should go.
But thank you for...
My pleasure.
Thanking you.
That was really cool.
Yeah, pretty cool.
Perhaps it was just the wrong crowd.
Yeah, that's got to be it. Wrong crowd.
Always the wrong fucking crowd.
You got a fag?
Yep.
[street noise]
Yep. Sure.
There you go.
So kind.
No worries.
It's not like they're
expensive or anything.
What happened to your lip?
I just banged it.
How?
I walked into a door.
Shit, really?
Were you drunk?
I'm always drunk.
Yeah?
Speaking of that will you
stick around for a drink later?
Yeah! Do you mind grabbing some for us?
Because we didn't get served at the bar.
Tulip showed them her fake ID
and it's shit.
I told her to get the expensive
one, but she's too cheap.
Wait, what?
Oh, don't worry.
We stole someone's beer
and downed it in the toilet.
Okay.
So you're not at uni?
No.
Yeah. No, it's fine. No worries.
You're not at school, are you?
No! No, don't worry.
Don't worry.
We're not at school.
Not today, anyway.
What?
Tulip tells me you fucked all night.
No, we didn't.
And your cock was like, ugh!
Tulip what the fuck?
Stop telling people that.
Do you know how much
trouble I could get into?
How old are you? Nothing happened.
Charlie, I didn't...
We didn't do anything.
We didn't...
Charlie!
I'm coming.
This is not a love triangle, okay?
Nothing happened, right?
This isn't Twilight or whatever the
fuck you guys are watching these days.
What the fuck is wrong, Tulip?
Jesus.
You forgot your smokes.
So, did something happen?
I can't really tell.
We snogged.
Still, could have put
the guy out of his misery,
told him your legal.
I think the poor fuck
thought you were twelve.
Not that anyone would care if you were.
Finn.
Yeah.
[street noise]
Do you always have to embarrass me?
Don't worry. You do it to yourself.
Come on.
This guy was just standing there
staring at me and I was like,
"What the fuck you looking at?"
And he literally ran away.
He ran away?
Yeah, he did.
So great.
Oh my god.
I have the best idea.
It's the most amazing
thing I ever thought of.
Ever.
You know what I'm going to say.
Let's call Ellen.
Why Ellen?
Because, she always has money.
And she will bring drinks and food.
That's because her dad died.
And?
You didn't get any money
when your mum died.
Come on.
Please.
Oh, hey, Ellen.
Hey.
How nice to see you.
How are you?
Great, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Looking good.
Hi, Tulip.
Hi, Ellen.
Did you bring everything I asked for?
Yes.
My mum had a party last week
and there was loads of shit left, so...
Why wasn't I invited?
It was like a family thing.
But you should have come
because my mum loves you.
Yeah, and I love your mum.
You can have her.
Then I will take her.
Okay?
What happened to your eye?
She hit me.
Tulip?
Yeah, I know. What a bitch.
And then she tried to suck off
some old guy's metal detector.
Tulip, you're such a whore!
That's why she got this one.
Can I have one of them?
Yeah, do you want a beer as well?
Back in a sec.
Are you going for a shit?
[laughter]
Such a fucking bitch...
What? I fucking invited you...
You think you can treat me...
-Don't test me!
What the fuck wrong with you?
What happened?
No idea.
At least we got a few drinks.
Come on.
Come on.
[street noise]
Delicious.
So good.
Very classy.
Oh, god.
Finn, do you ever think about leaving home?
What do you mean?
I did leave home, silly.
That's why I live with you.
Do you think this red wine has powers?
No.
I think it does.
You said the same thing
the other day, after...
Yeah. You should have
seen the state of her.
You hit her back?
Yeah.
You wouldn't?
No, but Finn that's your mum.
Yeah, but she hit me first.
I don't know.
I don't know if I could do that.
You should try it.
It feels good.
No, Finn, I don't know if I could do that.
It depends who you want to be.
Where does he keep his money?
I don't know.
We need some more booze.
Do you think he'll miss this?
Yes.
It's too big anyway.
[laughter]
What am I?
You're a pig.
Oink oink.
It's too perfect.
I'm going to get you,
you greedy little pig!
I'm a greedy pig, and I'm going to eat you!
Do you remember when
we used to sleep in here?
It was ages ago.
Back before my uncle moved in,
and it was still the spare room.
You still had long hair.
And he still slept on
the sofa half the time.
I guess he always has been around.
Sure he has.
Ew.
Oh fuck.
He's having sex? With who?
I don't know! I thought he was just
miserable and heartbroken.
Who the fuck would do that out of choice?
Fuck knows.
Okay, here's a question:
who do you hate more,
uncle or dad?
That's a hard choice.
I mean my uncle is a bit of a loser.
Sure.
But Kevin,
he just walks into my room sometimes.
No fucking way!
Seriously. He did it this morning.
He just walks in and starts
pulling my hair, just because
I had a photo of my mum up.
He did what?
It's fine.
No.
No!
That's exactly what I
was talking about, Tulip.
Do you want to be a fucking pussy forever?
No.
Finn?
We could go somewhere else.
What do you mean, Piglet?
Like a different shop?
I mean, we could,
we could leave tonight
and just go somewhere else.
Where would we go?
Anywhere.
There is nowhere
to fucking go.
You complete, and utter idiot.
Oh my god.
What a pervert.
We should go.
This is even sicker than I thought.
Finn, let's fucking get out of here.
Let's go. I don't want to stay now.
Do it.
I dare you.
Happy?
[slow music]
Who are you?
I'm... Tulip.
Say your name is Rose.
Please?
My name is Rose.
Where did we meet?
About an hour ago.
On the beach.
Where the man sells ice cream.
You bought me an ice cream,
and then you invited
me back to your mansion.
And the rest is history.
You wanted this from the moment we met.
I saw the way you sucked on that Calippo.
Yes...
It made me think about
what might be between your legs.
What might that be?
Something very...
very cold.
[slow music]
Fuck!
-Fuck.
Bloody hell...
Tulip.
Get out.
Get out.
Now.
Get out of my room.
Chop chop, come on.
Get out.
So go on then.
Come on, then.
Hit me.
Come on.
If that is what you want to do.
If you're going to punish me.
Fucking hit me.
Why...
Why are you always fucking with my life?
I'm sorry.
I was just joking.
Oh, god!
You scared me. Alright?
Oh, I was joking!
I see that you found the masks.
They're scary, aren't they?
We're DJing at a fancy
dress thing next week
and Mark thought it'd
be funny if we wore them.
That's it.
I mean, you really shouldn't have been
in my room.
Sorry.
It's fine. No problem.
Nobody's hurt or anything, so...
You two are just up to no-good.
If you want to borrow them,
you can totally do that.
I just have to have them
back. Obviously, for the gig.
By next weekend. But apart from that...
Thanks.
Thanks, man.
I won't tell anyone.
Okay.
[door closes]
What's that?
Oh, it's our stuff.
Why is my sleeping bag over here?
Forget it.
Oh my god, Finn,
did you just piss yourself?
What the fuck?
That fucking hurt.
Did it?
What the fuck was that about?
With you and Stanley.
What do you mean?
You know what I mean.
He's such a weird guy.
Right?
Is he?
I don't know, Finn.
Is he?
Don't worry about it, Piglet.
[slow music]
I don't.
[street noise]
[slow music]