Turning Point (2022) Movie Script
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(gentle music)
(machine whirring)
(gentle music)
(ominous music)
(air whooshing)
(air whooshing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music fades)
(stairs creaking)
(coughing)
(fire crackling)
(coughing)
- Is someone there?
(ominous music)
(panting)
Margot, I thought I heard
you sneaking around.
What are you doing up so late?
(coughs)
- Nothing.
- What you got there?
A little snack?
I haven't seen my
little girl in a while.
Is everything okay?
Let me look at you.
Are you gonna make me walk
all the way over there
in my weak state?
(coughs)
Margot!
Where are you going?
(glass shatters)
- Oh my God. What happened?
- He fell.
- Honey, what are you
doing up out of bed?
Margot, come help
me clean this up.
Margot, get over here now!
- She was running from me.
She's afraid of me.
- No.
- My own daughter's
afraid of me.
My own daughter.
(Margot gasps)
(water running)
- Mom, that's disgusting.
I drink that too.
Can you help me clean a little?
Pilot's coming in
for dinner tonight.
I want this place to look
not like a shit hole.
And can whoever that
is not be here, please?
- What kind of name
is Pilot anyway?
- It's a nickname.
- What's his real name?
- Paul.
- And how old is Paul?
Oh Jesus.
- Stop, he's not
that much older.
- 30, 40? Could I date him?
- Oh, stop, Ew, no.
He's 30 something.
- Why can't you date
boys your own age?
- Because boys are immature
- And a 30 something year old
with a nickname is mature?
- Mature enough to have
a job, money, and a car,
which is a lot more than I
could say about some people.
- You're growing
up so fast, honey.
Too fast.
- Somebody has to.
Are you gonna help
me clean or not?
- Yeah, sure, sure.
As soon as I can find an asprin.
- I'll take care of
that headache, darling.
- Oh my God. Baby, again?
(laughs)
(dishes clinking)
(water running)
- What up?
- Hey, Pilot.
- What's all this?
- Cedar planks, plywood.
- I know what it
is. What's it for?
- Oh, I'm putting a
playhouse in the backyard.
- You a little old
for a playhouse?
- For my daughter.
- It's gonna be one
hell of a playhouse.
- So, wait here,
I'll be right back.
- Yep.
You all right, Eli?
It looks a little
fucked up in here.
- [Eli] I mean, McKayla
left, took Reagan,
went to her parents.
- Wait, like, left for good?
- [Eli] That's what she says.
You know anyone
that wants a piano?
I can't stand the thing.
And she doesn't even play,
it just sits there
without a purpose.
- So, wait, what happened?
- She found my stash,
read a couple texts.
One thing led to another
and she figured out that I
don't exactly pay for this house
with an honest day's work.
- So, what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
Business is good.
Got three pretty big
drops tonight alone.
- Yeah, women.
- Mm. Yeah.
- Yep. Oh yeah.
Well, she'll be back.
- All right, we'll see.
- Hey, can I hit the bathroom
before I get outta here?
- You're not gonna
take a shit, are you?
- It's between me and God.
- Hello and welcome
to another episode
of "Zombie Playhouse".
I'm your host, Casper Credence,
AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal.
Now, for those of
you who don't know,
today marks a celebratory
episode, our 100th.
(audience applauding)
It's a milestone
to say the least,
and we couldn't have done
it without the support
of our loyal listeners,
so thank you.
Let's get right into this.
Okay, so I'm gonna
start with something
'cause it's been on my mind.
Recently, I've received
quite a few emails
and messages regarding
zombie sightings in the area.
Now, for the record, I
get these all the time,
but these particular
sightings are interesting
because they all have
one thing in common.
See if you can
guess what that is.
One loyal listener wrote ,
" While walking
my dog in
Hideaway Park yesterday ,
I was chased by a
man who was bleeding
from the eyes and groaning ."
Sounds like me
after a light jog .
Here's another one.
"Hey, big fan.
Anyway, I think I
almost ran over a zombie
in Hideaway Park yesterday
before he disappeared
into the woods."
I'm not making this up.
These are emails from
different people.
Okay, here's one more.
" A mutilated homeless man tried
to bite me in the bathroom
at Hideaway Park ."
Have you guessed
the commonality ?
If you said Hideaway Park,
then you win a prize.
(audience applauding)
Now, look, if this
is part of some prank
to help me ring in my
centennial episode,
well then it was well
coordinated and bravo to you.
But if this is not a prank,
if these sightings are real ,
if the living dead
walk among us, then ...
Then we're in some serious shit.
(gentle music)
Hey, Eli, heard about
what happened between
you and McKayla.
I'm sorry, man.
That's gotta hurt.
- Do me a favor and just
focus on your monster show
instead of my relationship.
- It's a zombie
podcast, you know that.
I told you literally
a million times.
- Guess I wasn't listening.
- What's your problem
with me all the time?
I just try to be nice
and neighborly to you.
- It's annoying that you
know every little thing
that's going on because
you don't have a life.
- It's on her
social media, dude.
- Like, I don't even
know how old you are,
but you gotta be too old
to live with your mom,
and your fascination with
make-believe creatures,
it's not normal.
- Don't come running to me when
there's a zombie apocalypse.
- You see? That's what I mean.
You actually go
to sleep at night
with that thought in
your fucking head.
- It could happen.
- Okay, let's say it could.
Let's say it does.
What are you gonna do about it?
What is Casper
gonna do about it?
You gonna save the world? You?
- You know what?
I'm not getting into
this with right now.
You're putting your
negative bullshit onto me
and I got a hot date
tonight, I don't need that.
- Your mom's not hot.
- [Casper] Asshole.
- You know, my ex and I
actually met at a church,
if you can believe it.
But ironically, we never
attended together as a family.
Did Margot tell you
about her father?
- No, she didn't.
- Mom.
- What?
- He didn't come over to
hear depressing stories.
- Oh, you didn't?
Anyway, it's not
depressing, it's just life.
He died of cancer
when she was 10.
- I didn't know. I'm sorry.
- It was very aggressive.
He was in a lot of pain.
- Jesus. Spare him the details.
- No, I don't mind.
- Well, I mind.
- Margot doesn't like people
talking about stuff like that.
She doesn't want people
to feel sorry for her,
so she doesn't
really mention it.
- Margot also doesn't like
when people talk about her
when she's present.
- What about your parents?
- You don't have to answer her.
- Oh, come on.
Some people actually like
talking about their family.
- Okay.
My dad's dead and my
mom's an alcoholic.
Did I miss anything?
- Margot, Don't be a bitch!
- Mom!
- My parents divorced when
I was a kid, actually.
- Well, I am sorry
to hear that, Pilot.
- No, it's totally fine.
I mean, it was a long time ago
and they both got remarried.
Stepdad is cool,
stepmom's a little crazy,
but you know, like, it's fine.
They'll make it work.
- Should I call
you Paul or Pilot?
'Cause I feel a little
silly calling you Pilot,
if I'm being honest.
- You can call me Paul.
- Why do people call
you Pilot anyway?
- He flew for the Air Force.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Yep.
- Well, and here I was
thinking it was just
a silly nickname.
Well, thank you for your
service, Paul, the pilot.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Such a fucking embarrassment.
I did warn you though.
- I didn't think
she was that bad.
- You're right, it could
have been a lot worse.
- So, do you think that
she believes that I flew
in the Air Force?
- You mean you didn't?
- No.
But I can take you to
the sky if you'd like.
- Ooh, I'd love to fly.
- Well, then let
me give you wings.
(Margot chuckles)
(music playing)
(music continues playing)
- You make me forget
about everything.
I love that.
- What are your dreams, Margot?
- Dreams?
- Yeah.
- Dreams are reserved for people
who don't have to worry
about getting evicted
from their homes.
I spend my time in
reality, for the most part.
My mom can't even
hold down a job.
It's been that way
since my dad died.
- Are you two close?
- Yeah.
I mean, I know we were,
but most of my memories of
him are when he was sick,
towards the end
when he was dying.
That's all I see when
I try to remember him.
His body had wasted away
and what was left was
a zombie pretty much.
- That sounds awful.
- Yeah.
- Hey, what if I could help you?
- That's sweet, but I
couldn't take your money.
- No, no, no, not my money.
- What?
(ominous music)
(insects chirping)
(phone beeps)
- [woman] Eli, this
is the third time
I'm leaving you a message .
I know you're avoiding us.
- [man] Stop
avoiding your mother .
- [mother] McKayla's
a wonderful girl . I know you
two can work this out .
Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back .
(car engine humming)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
- Sorry I'm late.
- I've been here
20 minutes already.
- I told you I'm sorry.
What do you want? A written
apology or something?
- I just don't like sitting
here alone in a work van
with drugs on me.
You know I hate coming here.
- Chill, Eli.
Nobody comes out here this late.
(Eli sighs)
- Just check out the
accessories in the side pockets.
Just do it when you get home.
- It's a lot of damn money.
- You don't trust me, Bo?
- I don't trust nobody.
- You know, next time
I'm not gonna trust you
when you say you'll be
somewhere at a certain time.
- Do you want my money or not?
(leaves rustling)
What was that?
You got somebody with you?
- Probably just a
coyote or something.
Where are you going?
- [Bo] Hello?
- Just gimme the bag, dude.
- You filming us.
- Whoa. What the fuck?
- You got somebody
filming me? Huh?
You get popped.
You a fucking narc?
- What is this?
- You tell me.
- You trying to shake me down?
- You trying to get
me on camera, narc?
- Okay, you're high.
- That may be,
but I know what I heard,
and that ain't a coyote.
Oh, you know what?
You wanna film me?
I'm gonna film you. How
you like that shit, huh?
- Just gimme the
back so I can leave.
You wanna stick
around, be my guest?
(growling)
Watch out!
(screaming)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
(Bo screaming)
(leaves rustling)
Damn it.
(ominous music continues)
(Bo gurgling)
(ominous music continues)
Oh God.
(Bo gurgling)
(ominous music continues)
(Bo gurgling)
(gunshot booming)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(Eli grunting)
(Eli screaming)
(gunshot booming)
(Eli panting)
(suspenseful music)
(car engine whirring)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Okay, so Eli keeps his
stash somewhere upstairs
and his wife is staying
at her mom's and he's out,
so now's the perfect
time to do it.
- I usually wait at least six
months into a relationship
before I start robbing houses.
- Right. Well, I
like to move fast.
I'm not talking about
robbing him blind, you know,
just like take a little bit.
He's a drug dealer.
The dude makes more in one
day than we do in six months.
- And you want me to
go in there with you?
- Yeah.
- And do what? Keep a lookout?
- Yeah, and like
toss shit around.
I don't know, throw pillows.
- You want me to throw pillows?
- Yeah, break stuff.
- Like what?
- There's a piano.
- You want me to break a piano?
How do we even do that?
- I don't know.
You know, toss shit
around, throw pillows.
Just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
- Are you serious?
You really wanna rob this guy?
- Yeah, I do.
- [Margot] How convenient
that the window's unlocked.
- [Pilot] I unlocked
it this afternoon.
All right, bear hug.
- Okay.
(both grunting)
- Ready?
- Yep.
- Yep, I got you.
(Margot laughing)
Okay, all right, all
right, all right.
We go to the left.
- Wait, does he have any pets?
Dogs?
- Oh shit.
He has an alligator that
lives upstairs in his bathtub.
- Dick.
- No, it's fine.
It's a baby, it's
like five feet long.
It won't even
bother you if you...
Oh, wait, he does have cameras
by his front and back door
that alert his cell phone.
Just make sure we just,
we just gotta leave the
same way we came back in.
- Is that the piano?
- Yep.
- It's nice. I don't
wanna break it.
- Okay, then just like
mess it up in there
and just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
- All right, just go upstairs
and do what you gotta do
before the drugs wear off
and I realize what
the fuck I'm doing.
- Okay.
(grunts)
(objects ruffling)
Ow!
(sighs)
(grunts)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(pillow thuds)
(ominous music continues)
(door clicks)
(tool thuds)
(ominous music continues)
(door clicks)
Hey.
- What the hell's that?
- He's got a safe, but
it's bolted in the wall,
so we just gotta...
- Are you gonna take it?
- Do you know how
to crack safes?
- We can't just walk out
of here with his safe.
- We can do whatever we want.
- You just said-
- Wait, duck down. Come here.
(car engine whirring)
- No, no, no, no, no.
(door clicks)
(Eli panting)
- Oh, fuck.
Shit.
What are we gonna do?
- We're gonna wait, okay?
He's probably going
to leave again.
- No, something went wrong.
There's blood, and a lot of it.
- I know. I saw that.
(Eli panting)
(liquid swirling)
(Eli grunts)
- I don't wanna be here.
- We just need to keep
it together, all right?
We're gonna be fine.
He's going to leave again.
- You don't know that.
- What if he decides to
make a fucking sandwich?
We gotta get outta here.
(Eli panting)
(flesh squelching)
- [Eli] Ah shit.
(liquid pouring)
(Eli grunts)
- Shit.
(objects rustling)
(money rustling)
- [Pilot] Fuck.
- What the...
- [Bo] Gonna film me ? I'm gonna
film you. How
you like that shit, huh ?
- [Eli] Just gimme the
bag so I can leave . You wanna
stick
around, be my guest .
Watch out !
(Bo screaming)
(ominous music)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
Oh God .
(dramatic music)
(ominous music)
(bag rustling)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.
- What was it?
- I think it was like an
animal dying or something.
(bag rustling)
- Okay, he's upstairs,
we should go now.
- Hold on. Just wait a minute.
- What do you mean,
"Wait a minute?"
(keypad beeping)
- There's like $10,000 in
each of those envelopes.
- That he's taking
upstairs to put in his safe
that we can't open.
(gun thuds)
We have no idea
what just happened.
He could be in
some serious shit.
He's bleeding. What
if he killed someone?
What if people are after him?
- Okay, okay. Shh.
- Fuck this.
(gun clanks)
- Jesus, McKayla. What
the fuck are you doing?
- I told you I was
coming by this weekend
to get some of my shit.
Just chill.
- Yeah, well, now's not
really a good time, okay?
- Who is that?
- It's his wife.
- You said she was
at her mother's?
- That's what he told me.
- We're so fucked.
- Eli, what happened
to your stomach?
- Oh, shit.
Look, it's been a
rough night, okay?
- Let me see.
What happened?
- This crazy
homeless man bit me.
- You really need to
get this looked at.
- I know. I will.
- Like soon.
- Yeah, I know.
- Like tonight.
Ugh, it's oozing.
- You're the one
wanting to look at it.
- Yeah, and I'm glad I did
because that shit is infected.
- Infected?
- A bite doesn't just have
to come from an animal
to cause an infection.
A human bite can be
just as dangerous,
especially one from
a homeless person.
- How dangerous?
- I dunno.
Hepatitis B,
hepatitis C, herpes,
AIDS, rabies even.
- AIDS?
- Look it up.
- I can't go to the hospital.
- Why not?
- Because they're
gonna ask questions.
- And?
- And...
It happened, it happened
during a transaction.
- A drug deal.
So, what? The buyer
just attacked you?
- No, not the buyer,
it was somebody else.
- Who?
- I don't know.
He was just there.
He attacked the buyer
and then me and then...
- And what?
- I shot him.
- Oh my God, you shot someone?
- What do you want me to say?
I had to protect myself.
- Is he dead?
Eli, is he dead?
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
- Okay, what about the buyer?
- He's really dead.
- What does that mean?
- I knew it.
He killed somebody.
I told you.
- Shh.
- Bag so I can leave.
If you wanna stick around -
- What is this ?
- Be my guest .
(zombie growling)
- [Eli] Watch out !
(Bo screaming)
(growling)
(growling)
- Okay, turn it off.
- Are you watching?
- Just turn it the fuck off!
What was wrong with him?
- Bath salts maybe.
- Yeah, well, he
looked like a zombie.
- Yeah, well then I guess
that would make me a zombie.
I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done.
I have enough money to
do whatever we wanna do.
- Eli, is someone
gonna come after you?
- No.
- What if they think
you killed him?
Wait, did you take his money?
- Well, I wasn't just
gonna leave it there.
Look, look, this guy, the
buyer, he's my only contact.
He gets ahold of me
when he wants shit,
and that's the extent of it.
Nobody's coming after me.
Mick, this is a sign
for me to get out.
- [Margot's dad] Look,
I think if anything
is a sign, it's this .
There's already been
three cases of cancer
and one of the guys
is younger than me .
- And they're sure they
got it from the factory?
- They said it's
from the solvents.
And I know we wear masks,
but you know, after time,
I'm sure that they don't work.
- [Margot's mother] Have
you had any symptoms?
- Other than the cough I've had,
I guess I've been a little
lightheaded sometimes.
- What are you gonna do
for work if you quit?
- I will figure something out.
- For less money.
- Look, there are more important
things than money, okay?
Like that little girl upstairs,
and I wanna be around to
walk her down the aisle.
Okay?
(coughs)
- I always told myself that
as soon as I had enough money
and investments set aside
for Reagan, I'd stop.
Tonight put me
where I need to be.
Tonight, this ends.
Mick, we can get past this.
(suspenseful music)
- Ow! What the fuck?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
- You're scaring me.
I really think we need to
take you to a hospital.
Eli.
- No hospital!
(Eli panting)
- You should have the
combination of my safe
in case anything happens to me.
It's 08, 19, 72.
You wanna write it down?
- 08,19,72. I got it.
Fine. All right.
Happy?
- There's almost
80 grand in there
and another 50 in product.
I'll give you the number
to a guy you can
offload it to for 40.
(Eli panting)
- Where are you going?
- Bathroom.
(Eli gagging)
(continues gagging)
Oh, that's not good.
(toilet flushes)
(Eli panting)
(continues panting)
(sighs)
(glass thuds)
- Okay, they're both gone
and we have the
combination, 8,19,72.
- We can't take it.
- What?
- You heard him, he's done.
If we take his money,
he'll have to break his word
and keep doing what he's doing.
- That's not our problem.
- And what if he's right?
What if something
does happen to him?
Where's that gonna leave
his wife and daughter?
They're gonna need that money.
- Nothing is going
to happen to him.
Look, I got news
for you, all right?
He's not done, even
if he says he is.
- What the...
(ominous music)
(people chattering)
(car door thumps)
(both laughing)
- That was so bad.
- Thank God.
I was afraid to say anything
in case you liked it.
- My local church puts on
scarier stuff than that.
- My nephew's third grade
class had better set designing
in their school play.
- I mean, they literally had
trash bags taped to the walls.
- I'm so sorry I brought you
all the way out here for that.
I read good reviews.
- It's okay.
I'm having a great
time making fun of it.
- Good. Good.
I'm having a great time too.
I'm so sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine.
- What?
- Is everything okay?
- I don't know.
(phone buzzing)
Oh, do you mind if I take this?
- Of course not. Go ahead, yeah.
- Thanks.
Hello?
- Jesus Christ.
Thank God you finally answered.
I've been calling and calling.
I left you messages. I'm
fucking freaking out.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down. Who is this?
- It's Eli, your neighbor.
- Eli, how'd you
get this number?
- From your website,
the podcast page,
Zombie Playhouse or whatever.
- Yeah, so what do you want?
I'm kind of busy right now.
- I don't know. Advice.
- Advice about what?
- About, you know, zombies.
- Is this something we
can talk about later?
- No, it's not.
How should I put this?
So, about an hour ago,
I was attacked by a
man and he bit me.
- Oh God. Is it bad?
Are you bleeding?
- Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding.
I have a temperature,
my heart rate is slow.
I'm fucking puking
up black shit.
- Listen, I can't talk
about this right now,
but you should definitely
go to the ER, okay?
Good luck and I'll
talk to you later.
(phone beeping)
- Hello? Casper?
Hello?
- Who was that?
- My neighbor.
He thinks he got
bit by a zombie.
- Oh
- Yeah.
- Huh.
- Look, he might fly straight
for a little while, but look,
don't let the bullshit
that he's feeding her feed
into you too, all right?
- What about the
bullshit you fed me?
Trying to take his whole safe
after you said that you weren't
gonna try to rob him blind.
- Okay, well, now we
have the combination.
- No, where are you going?
- He's in the bathroom,
she's in the living room,
I have to go do it now.
- Are you crazy?
- Look, we're gonna
communicate through text, okay?
I'll tell you when
I have the money.
You just warn me
if they're coming.
No, don't go.
Don't go out there.
- I'm not gonna take
it all, all right?
Calm down.
- Shit.
(stairs creaking)
(panting)
(bag rustling)
- I feel like getting
some ice cream.
Do you want some ice cream?
I like to get ice-
- Don't you think you
should answer the phone?
- No, he's messing with me.
He thinks what I do is a joke.
- Would he be calling you
this much if it was a joke?
- Yes, you don't know him.
He's one of those guys that...
Hey, don't.
- Hello?
- Man.
- Who's this?
- This is Georgia. Who's this ?
- Where's Casper?
- He's right here.
It's for you.
- Thanks.
- Welcome.
chuckling)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh shit.
- Eli, I get 20
phone calls a week
from people who think
they're zombies.
It's actually a
segment on my show.
- Maybe they were
telling you the truth.
- Do you have any
idea the impact
that one zombie would
have on the entire world?
- That's why I'm calling you.
(suspenseful music continues)
(crowbar thuds)
(Pilot grunts)
(McKayla groans)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Pilot grunts)
(suspenseful music continues)
If you don't believe me,
take a trip to Hideaway
Park and see for yourself.
- Wait, Hideaway Park.
Did you say Hideaway Park?
- Yeah.
- What's at Hideaway Park, Eli?
- That thing that bit me.
I shot him, or it, or
whatever the fuck it was.
His body is at Hideaway Park.
(McKayla groaning)
- Hey, can we video chat?
I wanna take a
look at that bite.
(body thuds)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Oh my God.
Baby? Baby?
McKayla? McKayla?
Come on, baby.
No!
(Eli speaking faintly)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot gasps)
Why'd you take the moeny
(Eli sobbing)
- Eli, are you there? Eli?
(phone ringing)
(phone continues ringing)
(Eli sighs)
(phone ringing)
Come on, man. I don't
know what happened.
- I thought you didn't care.
- He mentioned Hideaway Park.
- What's that?
- Hideaway Park
is a public park area
where some of my listeners
have reported seeing a zombie.
And where there's smoke-
- There's fire.
Why would there be a
zombie at a public park?
- There's a CDC
building near there.
Center for Disease Control.
- And?
- And neuroscience, neurotoxins,
and neurological research
have all been linked
to the re-animation
of the brain.
Hmm.
- What?
- I guess I just always
pictured outta the ground
Ramiro zombies
when the time came.
- (chuckles) You're such a nerd.
Oh my God.
(phone ringing)
(phone continues ringing)
- Hey, I don't
know what happened .
Are you okay ?
Eli? Eli?
- You know, my grandmother
was the most religious
person I've ever met,
went to church every
week her whole life.
I doubt she missed a mass.
She prayed before every meal,
read the Bible every
night before bed .
She quoted
scriptures for just
about any occasion.
When she got stomach cancer,
the pain was so unbearable
that she did something
that nobody thought
she was capable of.
She killed herself.
Now, if anyone believes
that the price for suicide
was eternal
damnation, it was her.
But in the end,
it didn't matter.
She gave up all her
convictions to stop the pain
because she believed
she was already dead.
And if you're already
dead, is it really suicide ?
- Whoa. Whoa.
Wait, just wait a second.
I know where you're going
with this, and just wait.
Don't do anything stupid.
Let's talk this out.
Let's evaluate our options .
- Options? What options?
Is this something
that's reversible?
- Can we at least
do a video chat?
- For your podcast?
- Yes, Eli, for my podcast .
But listen, if what
you say is true,
we have an opportunity
to document your story.
We can prove zombies exist.
We can bring awareness
to the world.
You'll be the fucking
Neil Armstrong of zombies.
Your face will be in
textbooks about this shit .
- Maybe it's better if
the world doesn't know.
- Then how will it be ready?
How will your daughter be ready?
(Eli sighs)
(sirens wailing)
- Can you see me ?
- Turn your phone sideways.
- Better ?
- Yeah.
Can I see your bite?
- Oh shit. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Should I drive?
- No, no, no, you need to film.
- Okay.
- How about your eyes?
- Fuck.
- Would you just film?
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry. That was rude.
There's a lot going
on here right now.
- It's fine.
- There's no excuse for that.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Thanks.
- Does it hurt ?
Transforming?
- Well, you have to die first
and then when you wake
up you're transformed .
- I guess that
doesn't sound so bad.
- Well, technically you're
already dead or dying .
- How long does it usually take?
- It depends. It's different
for different people .
- Have you ever seen one?
- No, actually I haven't.
- So, it must be pretty
exciting for you .
- It's amazing .
- It's okay, you can smile .
- So, I guess we
have to talk about
what happens after you change .
- What do you mean ?
- Well, remember
what I said about
the effects one
zombie could have?
- Yeah.
- Well, we don't want
you infecting others ,
so I'm gonna need you
to contain yourself.
Still have that plywood?
- Yeah, in my garage .
- Okay, well, I'm about 40
minutes out and you're gonna...
You're probably gonna
change before I get there ,
so you need to use whatever
strength you have left
to board yourself in.
- Reagan.
- I know, buddy.
- Fuck it.
Okay, let's do this .
- Okay, good.
All right, I need you to make
sure you get all the exits
and all the windows .
Use screws and a power
drill if you can .
It is vitally important
that you cannot get out.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
- And then you'll...
- And then I'll show up and-
- Kill me.
- Unless you kill me first.
(Casper chuckles)
(Eli chuckles)
(Eli sighs)
- Listen, I need you
to do something for me .
- What?
- I'm gonna leave
behind the duffel bag.
Inside there will be
money, a lot of money.
I don't want the police
to find it or anyone else ,
do you understand me ?
- What about McKayla,
does she know about it?
- I'll leave it on
the kitchen island,
just promise me you'll
give it to Reagan
when the time comes.
- Hey, Eli, what about McKayla?
- Just promise me
or I'll shoot myself
in the fucking head right now .
- Okay, I promise. Jesus.
(ominous music)
- Is that your date?
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Wow, she's ho t.
- Thanks.
Sorry that you're gonna
turn into a zombie.
- Yeah, thanks .
Good luck.
- Hey, Eli?
- Yeah ?
- I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah, me too .
(Casper sighs)
- Wow.
(ominous music continues)
Should I keep recording?
- No, you can turn that off too.
Thanks.
- Yeah.
(car engine humming)
(paper rustling)
(paper continues rustling)
- Oh, Paul, look, it's a
duffle bag for summer camp
to replace the one you lost,
courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's
sorry he missed your birthday.
Listen, not every present
is going to be a
video game or a toy.
When your uncle asks what
you wanted for your birthday,
I said you needed
a new tote bag,
so if you wanna blame
anybody, blame me.
And we're gonna make sure
that you do not lose this one.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(bag rustling)
(gentle music continues)
(Margot chuckles)
(phone ringing)
Hello?
- Hi. I found this number
in a bag at Cole's Tavern.
I'm looking for a Paul Daniels.
- Jesus. That's my son's bag.
Let me give you his number.
- Oh, okay.
- He's probably looking
everywhere for it.
Are there drugs in it?
- I don't know, I
haven't looked inside.
- Do you have a pen?
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- Hi, is this Paul?
- Yeah, who's this?
- My name's Margot,
I work at Cole's Tavern.
I found a bag with
your name inside.
- You found my bag?
- I think so.
- I have torn apart my
house, my car, my...
Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern?
- Yeah.
- When do you guys close?
- About 30 minutes.
- All right,
I'm gonna be there in 20.
- Okay.
(gentle music)
- Is that the duffle bag date?
- Yeah, I think so.
- He's cute.
- Shut up.
- You should definitely let
him win and influence you.
- Stop it.
[music playing]
[music continues playing]
- You must be Paul.
- You must be Margot.
- And this must be your bag.
- You must, must be an angel.
Did you just start working here?
I haven't seen you around.
- Yeah, second day.
- Well, here.
- No, I can't.
- Sure you can.
- Really, I appreciate it.
- Then take it.
Come on, as a tip.
- I'd have to split
it with Willow.
- Okay, well,
lemme take you out.
(Margot chuckles)
Oh, what? Do you
have a boyfriend?
- No, I don't know.
- You don't know if
you have a boyfriend?
- I don't know you.
- I don't know you either.
- Why do you wanna
take me out then?
- You found my lucky bag.
I mean, I think this has
gotta mean something.
- It means you must not care
that much about your lucky bag
if you left on a
dirty bar floor.
- Well, thank you for
finding it, Margot.
I hope to see you again.
- You should really update
the information in that
if you're gonna leave it places.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
- I'm off Tuesday.
(gentle music)
(drill whirring)
(ominous music)
(drill continues whirring)
(ominous music continues)
(wood thudding)
(drill whirring)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking)
(Margot gasps)
(Margot grunts)
(drill whirring)
(Margot yells)
(drill whirring)
(panting)
(drill whirring)
(door thuds)
You've gotta be kidding me.
(drill whirring)
(Eli panting)
(ominous music continues)
(Eli grunting)
(Eli grunts)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(door squeaking)
- You just scared
the shit outta me.
- What did you do?
- Hey, she fell.
She fell, all right?
It was an accident, all right?
Where's Eli?
- I don't know,
but this whole
place is boarded up
and we have to get outta here.
- What do you think
I'm trying to do?
- [Eli] You have
nowhere to go Pilot.
I've blocked all the exits.
Coming after the money I can
forgive, but killing my wife,
the mother of my child (laughs).
I'm gonna make you suffer.
(footsteps padding)
(Eli breathing heavily)
(Eli moaning)
(Margot whimpering)
(Margot screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(crowbar thuds)
(gunshot booms)
- I'm sorry. Eli,
I'm sorry, man.
Eli, I'm sorry, man.
You pointed a gun at me, dude.
(Eli laughs)
(suspenseful music)
- I'll see you soon, Pilot.
(suspenseful music continues)
- Margot, I...
He was trying to kill me.
He was trying to kill you.
I didn't...
It's like the infection was
in his brain or something.
- I'm an accomplice.
I won't get as much time as you,
but my life is fucking over.
- Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No
one's getting any time, okay?
- Don't you watch
"Forensic Files,"
the police are
fucking smart, okay?
They figure shit out.
How did he even
know you were here?
- The bag.
- What bag?
- The bag. The duffle bag.
The bag. My bag.
- You brought that here?
You brought the bag with
your fucking name on it here?
Are you a fucking idiot?
- It's my lucky bag.
- Stop saying that. Stop.
You're not 10 years old.
How can you be so
fucking stupid?
How can I be so fucking stupid?
They have a daughter, Pilot!
(Margot grunts)
- Hey.
- Help me get outta here.
- Help me find the bag.
- Look around.
And I don't know where it is.
- We're not leaving without it.
- Are you serious?
- My name is in
the bag, all right?
We can't just leave it here.
There's two of us,
if we split up,
we're gonna find it faster.
There's no point in you
doing that, all right?
They're lag screws.
- What does that mean?
- It means they're very sturdy.
Look, he drilled into the studs.
- How do you know that?
- Look, they're in the
fricking window frame.
He went through a lot of trouble
to make sure that we weren't
gonna get outta here.
Hey, what do you think he
meant when he was like,
"I'll see you soon, Pilot?"
- Are you really
not gonna help me?
- I need you, Margot.
- Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
(suspenseful music continues)
- All right, look.
- No, get the fuck away from me!
- Fine.
I'm gonna go check the kitchen.
You check the living room.
- Where?
(cupboard thuds)
- Shit.
- Fuck.
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(Eli growling)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
- What the fuck was that?
- He was dead, all right?
He was dead. I
checked his pulse.
- Did you see his face?
Shit. Be quiet.
Hurry up.
- I can't be quiet and hurry
up at the same time, all right?
(wood crunching)
- Do you have to be so loud?
- I don't know what you
want me to do right now.
- Oh God, you're
making so much noise.
(door knocking)
- Hey, hey, Eli, I am really,
really sorry about it.
It was all an accident, man.
Can we talk about this?
- That's not Eli.
(door continues knocking)
(both panting)
(crowbar clanking)
(gunshots booming)
(growling)
- Eli, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, man.
(Eli continues growling)
(Margot whimpers)
(glass shatters)
(Margot panting)
(suspenseful music)
(Eli growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot screams)
(suspenseful music continues)
- For those of you just
joining our live feed ,
let me get you caught up .
We are in the middle
of a zombie hunt .
And no, this is not a prank .
I have visual confirmation,
which I'll be posting later .
And yes, I'm fucking
terrified .
Invite your friends and
family .
This will most likely be
taken offline immediately .
- Casper, do you
have a girl in here?
- Not now, mom. I'm live.
- You do have a girl in here.
I smelled your perfume .
- Hi .
- Hi. I'm Casper's mom.
- Nice to meet you.
- Don't video me.
I'm not wearing any makeup.
- Mom, what part of I'm
live don't you understand?
- Well, frankly, I don't
understand any of this.
- It means that
thousands of people
are watching you right now.
Yeah, seriously,
you're gonna be a meme
in like 20 minutes.
- A what ?
- A meme.
It's an internet thing. Yeah.
It means, like,
you might go viral.
- Let's roll.
- Okay.
- Where are you going
with all that stuff?
- To save the world.
- Go for it, honey.
- Bye.
- Bye.
(gravel crunching)
- How do I look?
- You look ready to
kick some zombie ass.
Go get 'em, Casper.
- You can record
me until I go in,
but you can't come in with me.
- Yes, okay.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
(suspenseful music)
(door thuds)
(Margot breathing heavily)
(door continues thudding)
(Margot grunts)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Shit.
(door thuds)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screams)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screams)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot panting)
(Margot screams)
(Margot panting)
(Eli growling)
(somber music)
(somber music continues)
(Margot breathing heavily)
(somber music continues)
(somber music continues)
(crowbar thumps)
(growling)
(Margot screams)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Pilot growling)
(Margot gasps)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Hurry, please!
Hurry, please!
(growling)
He's coming for you!
(Casper grunting)
- Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
(Casper screams)
It's Kevlar, bitch.
(Casper grunts)
(knife thuds)
(Pilot growling)
(Ax thumps)
You bit?
- No.
- How many others?
- Two
- Eli?
- I got him. He's in there.
- Oh, good.
- He was right there.
I stabbed that bar
right through his chest.
- Did you get him in the head?
- No, in the heart.
- These are zombies,
not vampires,
you have to get
them in the head.
(Eli growling)
(Casper screams)
Fuck.
(Casper screams)
(flesh squelching)
(Casper continues screaming)
(Casper continues screaming)
(crowbar thuds)
(flesh squelching)
(Margot panting)
- Thank you for saving me.
(crowbar thuds)
(somber music)
Hi.
- Hi.
(somber music continues)
(somber music continues)
- Yeah, he broke his hand.
(girls chattering)
- Reagan.
- Do I know you?
- No.
Could you give us a second?
- I'm good.
So...
- So, here we are.
- What does that mean?
- It means I've been
waiting for this day.
- Should I be worried?
- I knew your dad.
I don't know how much
you know about him.
- Were you a friend
of his or something?
- Let's go with or something.
- Okay, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do
with that information.
- Your father left
you some money.
He wanted you to have it
once you became old enough.
- How much?
- This much.
- Wait. Is that drug money?
I know he was a drug dealer.
- No, it's from investments he
had at the time of his death.
Here, open your backpack.
I wanna give you something else.
Something that might be even
more important than that money.
Something that nobody
else alive knows.
I was with him when he died.
- Oh.
- I don't know if you
know what happened.
- Just a little bit.
I...
- Your dad died doing
the right thing.
If he hadn't boarded
up that house...
Your dad died a hero,
and that's how you
should remember him.
(upbeat music)
- Reagan, come on.
- I gotta go.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
- Hello, freaky fans.
Welcome back to
Zombie Playhouse.
I'm your new host, Georgia,
taking over for our fearless,
amazing zombie hunter
Casper Credence
who died saving all of humanity.
Rest in peace, Casper.
I understand that these
are big shoes to fill
and I'm not trying to replace
him as much as honor him.
So, please give me some time.
Now, I have taken some
time in the past few weeks
to read all of your comments.
I certainly understand
the skepticism
of what really
happened that night.
I mean, if I wasn't
there myself, I would
be skeptical too.
But I was there and witnessed
that account firsthand.
Now, ever since we
released that video,
there has been an investigation
near the CDC building
at Hideaway Park
and they have found
multiple experiments.
Now, I'm not confirming
anything but,
I promise to do the best
I can to update you.
(door thumps)
(Georgia gasps)
I've gotta go.
(music playing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(music ends)
(gentle music)
(machine whirring)
(gentle music)
(ominous music)
(air whooshing)
(air whooshing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music fades)
(stairs creaking)
(coughing)
(fire crackling)
(coughing)
- Is someone there?
(ominous music)
(panting)
Margot, I thought I heard
you sneaking around.
What are you doing up so late?
(coughs)
- Nothing.
- What you got there?
A little snack?
I haven't seen my
little girl in a while.
Is everything okay?
Let me look at you.
Are you gonna make me walk
all the way over there
in my weak state?
(coughs)
Margot!
Where are you going?
(glass shatters)
- Oh my God. What happened?
- He fell.
- Honey, what are you
doing up out of bed?
Margot, come help
me clean this up.
Margot, get over here now!
- She was running from me.
She's afraid of me.
- No.
- My own daughter's
afraid of me.
My own daughter.
(Margot gasps)
(water running)
- Mom, that's disgusting.
I drink that too.
Can you help me clean a little?
Pilot's coming in
for dinner tonight.
I want this place to look
not like a shit hole.
And can whoever that
is not be here, please?
- What kind of name
is Pilot anyway?
- It's a nickname.
- What's his real name?
- Paul.
- And how old is Paul?
Oh Jesus.
- Stop, he's not
that much older.
- 30, 40? Could I date him?
- Oh, stop, Ew, no.
He's 30 something.
- Why can't you date
boys your own age?
- Because boys are immature
- And a 30 something year old
with a nickname is mature?
- Mature enough to have
a job, money, and a car,
which is a lot more than I
could say about some people.
- You're growing
up so fast, honey.
Too fast.
- Somebody has to.
Are you gonna help
me clean or not?
- Yeah, sure, sure.
As soon as I can find an asprin.
- I'll take care of
that headache, darling.
- Oh my God. Baby, again?
(laughs)
(dishes clinking)
(water running)
- What up?
- Hey, Pilot.
- What's all this?
- Cedar planks, plywood.
- I know what it
is. What's it for?
- Oh, I'm putting a
playhouse in the backyard.
- You a little old
for a playhouse?
- For my daughter.
- It's gonna be one
hell of a playhouse.
- So, wait here,
I'll be right back.
- Yep.
You all right, Eli?
It looks a little
fucked up in here.
- [Eli] I mean, McKayla
left, took Reagan,
went to her parents.
- Wait, like, left for good?
- [Eli] That's what she says.
You know anyone
that wants a piano?
I can't stand the thing.
And she doesn't even play,
it just sits there
without a purpose.
- So, wait, what happened?
- She found my stash,
read a couple texts.
One thing led to another
and she figured out that I
don't exactly pay for this house
with an honest day's work.
- So, what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
Business is good.
Got three pretty big
drops tonight alone.
- Yeah, women.
- Mm. Yeah.
- Yep. Oh yeah.
Well, she'll be back.
- All right, we'll see.
- Hey, can I hit the bathroom
before I get outta here?
- You're not gonna
take a shit, are you?
- It's between me and God.
- Hello and welcome
to another episode
of "Zombie Playhouse".
I'm your host, Casper Credence,
AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal.
Now, for those of
you who don't know,
today marks a celebratory
episode, our 100th.
(audience applauding)
It's a milestone
to say the least,
and we couldn't have done
it without the support
of our loyal listeners,
so thank you.
Let's get right into this.
Okay, so I'm gonna
start with something
'cause it's been on my mind.
Recently, I've received
quite a few emails
and messages regarding
zombie sightings in the area.
Now, for the record, I
get these all the time,
but these particular
sightings are interesting
because they all have
one thing in common.
See if you can
guess what that is.
One loyal listener wrote ,
" While walking
my dog in
Hideaway Park yesterday ,
I was chased by a
man who was bleeding
from the eyes and groaning ."
Sounds like me
after a light jog .
Here's another one.
"Hey, big fan.
Anyway, I think I
almost ran over a zombie
in Hideaway Park yesterday
before he disappeared
into the woods."
I'm not making this up.
These are emails from
different people.
Okay, here's one more.
" A mutilated homeless man tried
to bite me in the bathroom
at Hideaway Park ."
Have you guessed
the commonality ?
If you said Hideaway Park,
then you win a prize.
(audience applauding)
Now, look, if this
is part of some prank
to help me ring in my
centennial episode,
well then it was well
coordinated and bravo to you.
But if this is not a prank,
if these sightings are real ,
if the living dead
walk among us, then ...
Then we're in some serious shit.
(gentle music)
Hey, Eli, heard about
what happened between
you and McKayla.
I'm sorry, man.
That's gotta hurt.
- Do me a favor and just
focus on your monster show
instead of my relationship.
- It's a zombie
podcast, you know that.
I told you literally
a million times.
- Guess I wasn't listening.
- What's your problem
with me all the time?
I just try to be nice
and neighborly to you.
- It's annoying that you
know every little thing
that's going on because
you don't have a life.
- It's on her
social media, dude.
- Like, I don't even
know how old you are,
but you gotta be too old
to live with your mom,
and your fascination with
make-believe creatures,
it's not normal.
- Don't come running to me when
there's a zombie apocalypse.
- You see? That's what I mean.
You actually go
to sleep at night
with that thought in
your fucking head.
- It could happen.
- Okay, let's say it could.
Let's say it does.
What are you gonna do about it?
What is Casper
gonna do about it?
You gonna save the world? You?
- You know what?
I'm not getting into
this with right now.
You're putting your
negative bullshit onto me
and I got a hot date
tonight, I don't need that.
- Your mom's not hot.
- [Casper] Asshole.
- You know, my ex and I
actually met at a church,
if you can believe it.
But ironically, we never
attended together as a family.
Did Margot tell you
about her father?
- No, she didn't.
- Mom.
- What?
- He didn't come over to
hear depressing stories.
- Oh, you didn't?
Anyway, it's not
depressing, it's just life.
He died of cancer
when she was 10.
- I didn't know. I'm sorry.
- It was very aggressive.
He was in a lot of pain.
- Jesus. Spare him the details.
- No, I don't mind.
- Well, I mind.
- Margot doesn't like people
talking about stuff like that.
She doesn't want people
to feel sorry for her,
so she doesn't
really mention it.
- Margot also doesn't like
when people talk about her
when she's present.
- What about your parents?
- You don't have to answer her.
- Oh, come on.
Some people actually like
talking about their family.
- Okay.
My dad's dead and my
mom's an alcoholic.
Did I miss anything?
- Margot, Don't be a bitch!
- Mom!
- My parents divorced when
I was a kid, actually.
- Well, I am sorry
to hear that, Pilot.
- No, it's totally fine.
I mean, it was a long time ago
and they both got remarried.
Stepdad is cool,
stepmom's a little crazy,
but you know, like, it's fine.
They'll make it work.
- Should I call
you Paul or Pilot?
'Cause I feel a little
silly calling you Pilot,
if I'm being honest.
- You can call me Paul.
- Why do people call
you Pilot anyway?
- He flew for the Air Force.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Yep.
- Well, and here I was
thinking it was just
a silly nickname.
Well, thank you for your
service, Paul, the pilot.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Such a fucking embarrassment.
I did warn you though.
- I didn't think
she was that bad.
- You're right, it could
have been a lot worse.
- So, do you think that
she believes that I flew
in the Air Force?
- You mean you didn't?
- No.
But I can take you to
the sky if you'd like.
- Ooh, I'd love to fly.
- Well, then let
me give you wings.
(Margot chuckles)
(music playing)
(music continues playing)
- You make me forget
about everything.
I love that.
- What are your dreams, Margot?
- Dreams?
- Yeah.
- Dreams are reserved for people
who don't have to worry
about getting evicted
from their homes.
I spend my time in
reality, for the most part.
My mom can't even
hold down a job.
It's been that way
since my dad died.
- Are you two close?
- Yeah.
I mean, I know we were,
but most of my memories of
him are when he was sick,
towards the end
when he was dying.
That's all I see when
I try to remember him.
His body had wasted away
and what was left was
a zombie pretty much.
- That sounds awful.
- Yeah.
- Hey, what if I could help you?
- That's sweet, but I
couldn't take your money.
- No, no, no, not my money.
- What?
(ominous music)
(insects chirping)
(phone beeps)
- [woman] Eli, this
is the third time
I'm leaving you a message .
I know you're avoiding us.
- [man] Stop
avoiding your mother .
- [mother] McKayla's
a wonderful girl . I know you
two can work this out .
Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back .
(car engine humming)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
- Sorry I'm late.
- I've been here
20 minutes already.
- I told you I'm sorry.
What do you want? A written
apology or something?
- I just don't like sitting
here alone in a work van
with drugs on me.
You know I hate coming here.
- Chill, Eli.
Nobody comes out here this late.
(Eli sighs)
- Just check out the
accessories in the side pockets.
Just do it when you get home.
- It's a lot of damn money.
- You don't trust me, Bo?
- I don't trust nobody.
- You know, next time
I'm not gonna trust you
when you say you'll be
somewhere at a certain time.
- Do you want my money or not?
(leaves rustling)
What was that?
You got somebody with you?
- Probably just a
coyote or something.
Where are you going?
- [Bo] Hello?
- Just gimme the bag, dude.
- You filming us.
- Whoa. What the fuck?
- You got somebody
filming me? Huh?
You get popped.
You a fucking narc?
- What is this?
- You tell me.
- You trying to shake me down?
- You trying to get
me on camera, narc?
- Okay, you're high.
- That may be,
but I know what I heard,
and that ain't a coyote.
Oh, you know what?
You wanna film me?
I'm gonna film you. How
you like that shit, huh?
- Just gimme the
back so I can leave.
You wanna stick
around, be my guest?
(growling)
Watch out!
(screaming)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
(Bo screaming)
(leaves rustling)
Damn it.
(ominous music continues)
(Bo gurgling)
(ominous music continues)
Oh God.
(Bo gurgling)
(ominous music continues)
(Bo gurgling)
(gunshot booming)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(Eli grunting)
(Eli screaming)
(gunshot booming)
(Eli panting)
(suspenseful music)
(car engine whirring)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Okay, so Eli keeps his
stash somewhere upstairs
and his wife is staying
at her mom's and he's out,
so now's the perfect
time to do it.
- I usually wait at least six
months into a relationship
before I start robbing houses.
- Right. Well, I
like to move fast.
I'm not talking about
robbing him blind, you know,
just like take a little bit.
He's a drug dealer.
The dude makes more in one
day than we do in six months.
- And you want me to
go in there with you?
- Yeah.
- And do what? Keep a lookout?
- Yeah, and like
toss shit around.
I don't know, throw pillows.
- You want me to throw pillows?
- Yeah, break stuff.
- Like what?
- There's a piano.
- You want me to break a piano?
How do we even do that?
- I don't know.
You know, toss shit
around, throw pillows.
Just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
- Are you serious?
You really wanna rob this guy?
- Yeah, I do.
- [Margot] How convenient
that the window's unlocked.
- [Pilot] I unlocked
it this afternoon.
All right, bear hug.
- Okay.
(both grunting)
- Ready?
- Yep.
- Yep, I got you.
(Margot laughing)
Okay, all right, all
right, all right.
We go to the left.
- Wait, does he have any pets?
Dogs?
- Oh shit.
He has an alligator that
lives upstairs in his bathtub.
- Dick.
- No, it's fine.
It's a baby, it's
like five feet long.
It won't even
bother you if you...
Oh, wait, he does have cameras
by his front and back door
that alert his cell phone.
Just make sure we just,
we just gotta leave the
same way we came back in.
- Is that the piano?
- Yep.
- It's nice. I don't
wanna break it.
- Okay, then just like
mess it up in there
and just make sure it
doesn't look staged.
- All right, just go upstairs
and do what you gotta do
before the drugs wear off
and I realize what
the fuck I'm doing.
- Okay.
(grunts)
(objects ruffling)
Ow!
(sighs)
(grunts)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(pillow thuds)
(ominous music continues)
(door clicks)
(tool thuds)
(ominous music continues)
(door clicks)
Hey.
- What the hell's that?
- He's got a safe, but
it's bolted in the wall,
so we just gotta...
- Are you gonna take it?
- Do you know how
to crack safes?
- We can't just walk out
of here with his safe.
- We can do whatever we want.
- You just said-
- Wait, duck down. Come here.
(car engine whirring)
- No, no, no, no, no.
(door clicks)
(Eli panting)
- Oh, fuck.
Shit.
What are we gonna do?
- We're gonna wait, okay?
He's probably going
to leave again.
- No, something went wrong.
There's blood, and a lot of it.
- I know. I saw that.
(Eli panting)
(liquid swirling)
(Eli grunts)
- I don't wanna be here.
- We just need to keep
it together, all right?
We're gonna be fine.
He's going to leave again.
- You don't know that.
- What if he decides to
make a fucking sandwich?
We gotta get outta here.
(Eli panting)
(flesh squelching)
- [Eli] Ah shit.
(liquid pouring)
(Eli grunts)
- Shit.
(objects rustling)
(money rustling)
- [Pilot] Fuck.
- What the...
- [Bo] Gonna film me ? I'm gonna
film you. How
you like that shit, huh ?
- [Eli] Just gimme the
bag so I can leave . You wanna
stick
around, be my guest .
Watch out !
(Bo screaming)
(ominous music)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
Oh God .
(dramatic music)
(ominous music)
(bag rustling)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.
- What was it?
- I think it was like an
animal dying or something.
(bag rustling)
- Okay, he's upstairs,
we should go now.
- Hold on. Just wait a minute.
- What do you mean,
"Wait a minute?"
(keypad beeping)
- There's like $10,000 in
each of those envelopes.
- That he's taking
upstairs to put in his safe
that we can't open.
(gun thuds)
We have no idea
what just happened.
He could be in
some serious shit.
He's bleeding. What
if he killed someone?
What if people are after him?
- Okay, okay. Shh.
- Fuck this.
(gun clanks)
- Jesus, McKayla. What
the fuck are you doing?
- I told you I was
coming by this weekend
to get some of my shit.
Just chill.
- Yeah, well, now's not
really a good time, okay?
- Who is that?
- It's his wife.
- You said she was
at her mother's?
- That's what he told me.
- We're so fucked.
- Eli, what happened
to your stomach?
- Oh, shit.
Look, it's been a
rough night, okay?
- Let me see.
What happened?
- This crazy
homeless man bit me.
- You really need to
get this looked at.
- I know. I will.
- Like soon.
- Yeah, I know.
- Like tonight.
Ugh, it's oozing.
- You're the one
wanting to look at it.
- Yeah, and I'm glad I did
because that shit is infected.
- Infected?
- A bite doesn't just have
to come from an animal
to cause an infection.
A human bite can be
just as dangerous,
especially one from
a homeless person.
- How dangerous?
- I dunno.
Hepatitis B,
hepatitis C, herpes,
AIDS, rabies even.
- AIDS?
- Look it up.
- I can't go to the hospital.
- Why not?
- Because they're
gonna ask questions.
- And?
- And...
It happened, it happened
during a transaction.
- A drug deal.
So, what? The buyer
just attacked you?
- No, not the buyer,
it was somebody else.
- Who?
- I don't know.
He was just there.
He attacked the buyer
and then me and then...
- And what?
- I shot him.
- Oh my God, you shot someone?
- What do you want me to say?
I had to protect myself.
- Is he dead?
Eli, is he dead?
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
- Okay, what about the buyer?
- He's really dead.
- What does that mean?
- I knew it.
He killed somebody.
I told you.
- Shh.
- Bag so I can leave.
If you wanna stick around -
- What is this ?
- Be my guest .
(zombie growling)
- [Eli] Watch out !
(Bo screaming)
(growling)
(growling)
- Okay, turn it off.
- Are you watching?
- Just turn it the fuck off!
What was wrong with him?
- Bath salts maybe.
- Yeah, well, he
looked like a zombie.
- Yeah, well then I guess
that would make me a zombie.
I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done.
I have enough money to
do whatever we wanna do.
- Eli, is someone
gonna come after you?
- No.
- What if they think
you killed him?
Wait, did you take his money?
- Well, I wasn't just
gonna leave it there.
Look, look, this guy, the
buyer, he's my only contact.
He gets ahold of me
when he wants shit,
and that's the extent of it.
Nobody's coming after me.
Mick, this is a sign
for me to get out.
- [Margot's dad] Look,
I think if anything
is a sign, it's this .
There's already been
three cases of cancer
and one of the guys
is younger than me .
- And they're sure they
got it from the factory?
- They said it's
from the solvents.
And I know we wear masks,
but you know, after time,
I'm sure that they don't work.
- [Margot's mother] Have
you had any symptoms?
- Other than the cough I've had,
I guess I've been a little
lightheaded sometimes.
- What are you gonna do
for work if you quit?
- I will figure something out.
- For less money.
- Look, there are more important
things than money, okay?
Like that little girl upstairs,
and I wanna be around to
walk her down the aisle.
Okay?
(coughs)
- I always told myself that
as soon as I had enough money
and investments set aside
for Reagan, I'd stop.
Tonight put me
where I need to be.
Tonight, this ends.
Mick, we can get past this.
(suspenseful music)
- Ow! What the fuck?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
- You're scaring me.
I really think we need to
take you to a hospital.
Eli.
- No hospital!
(Eli panting)
- You should have the
combination of my safe
in case anything happens to me.
It's 08, 19, 72.
You wanna write it down?
- 08,19,72. I got it.
Fine. All right.
Happy?
- There's almost
80 grand in there
and another 50 in product.
I'll give you the number
to a guy you can
offload it to for 40.
(Eli panting)
- Where are you going?
- Bathroom.
(Eli gagging)
(continues gagging)
Oh, that's not good.
(toilet flushes)
(Eli panting)
(continues panting)
(sighs)
(glass thuds)
- Okay, they're both gone
and we have the
combination, 8,19,72.
- We can't take it.
- What?
- You heard him, he's done.
If we take his money,
he'll have to break his word
and keep doing what he's doing.
- That's not our problem.
- And what if he's right?
What if something
does happen to him?
Where's that gonna leave
his wife and daughter?
They're gonna need that money.
- Nothing is going
to happen to him.
Look, I got news
for you, all right?
He's not done, even
if he says he is.
- What the...
(ominous music)
(people chattering)
(car door thumps)
(both laughing)
- That was so bad.
- Thank God.
I was afraid to say anything
in case you liked it.
- My local church puts on
scarier stuff than that.
- My nephew's third grade
class had better set designing
in their school play.
- I mean, they literally had
trash bags taped to the walls.
- I'm so sorry I brought you
all the way out here for that.
I read good reviews.
- It's okay.
I'm having a great
time making fun of it.
- Good. Good.
I'm having a great time too.
I'm so sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine.
- What?
- Is everything okay?
- I don't know.
(phone buzzing)
Oh, do you mind if I take this?
- Of course not. Go ahead, yeah.
- Thanks.
Hello?
- Jesus Christ.
Thank God you finally answered.
I've been calling and calling.
I left you messages. I'm
fucking freaking out.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down. Who is this?
- It's Eli, your neighbor.
- Eli, how'd you
get this number?
- From your website,
the podcast page,
Zombie Playhouse or whatever.
- Yeah, so what do you want?
I'm kind of busy right now.
- I don't know. Advice.
- Advice about what?
- About, you know, zombies.
- Is this something we
can talk about later?
- No, it's not.
How should I put this?
So, about an hour ago,
I was attacked by a
man and he bit me.
- Oh God. Is it bad?
Are you bleeding?
- Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding.
I have a temperature,
my heart rate is slow.
I'm fucking puking
up black shit.
- Listen, I can't talk
about this right now,
but you should definitely
go to the ER, okay?
Good luck and I'll
talk to you later.
(phone beeping)
- Hello? Casper?
Hello?
- Who was that?
- My neighbor.
He thinks he got
bit by a zombie.
- Oh
- Yeah.
- Huh.
- Look, he might fly straight
for a little while, but look,
don't let the bullshit
that he's feeding her feed
into you too, all right?
- What about the
bullshit you fed me?
Trying to take his whole safe
after you said that you weren't
gonna try to rob him blind.
- Okay, well, now we
have the combination.
- No, where are you going?
- He's in the bathroom,
she's in the living room,
I have to go do it now.
- Are you crazy?
- Look, we're gonna
communicate through text, okay?
I'll tell you when
I have the money.
You just warn me
if they're coming.
No, don't go.
Don't go out there.
- I'm not gonna take
it all, all right?
Calm down.
- Shit.
(stairs creaking)
(panting)
(bag rustling)
- I feel like getting
some ice cream.
Do you want some ice cream?
I like to get ice-
- Don't you think you
should answer the phone?
- No, he's messing with me.
He thinks what I do is a joke.
- Would he be calling you
this much if it was a joke?
- Yes, you don't know him.
He's one of those guys that...
Hey, don't.
- Hello?
- Man.
- Who's this?
- This is Georgia. Who's this ?
- Where's Casper?
- He's right here.
It's for you.
- Thanks.
- Welcome.
chuckling)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh shit.
- Eli, I get 20
phone calls a week
from people who think
they're zombies.
It's actually a
segment on my show.
- Maybe they were
telling you the truth.
- Do you have any
idea the impact
that one zombie would
have on the entire world?
- That's why I'm calling you.
(suspenseful music continues)
(crowbar thuds)
(Pilot grunts)
(McKayla groans)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Pilot grunts)
(suspenseful music continues)
If you don't believe me,
take a trip to Hideaway
Park and see for yourself.
- Wait, Hideaway Park.
Did you say Hideaway Park?
- Yeah.
- What's at Hideaway Park, Eli?
- That thing that bit me.
I shot him, or it, or
whatever the fuck it was.
His body is at Hideaway Park.
(McKayla groaning)
- Hey, can we video chat?
I wanna take a
look at that bite.
(body thuds)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Oh my God.
Baby? Baby?
McKayla? McKayla?
Come on, baby.
No!
(Eli speaking faintly)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot gasps)
Why'd you take the moeny
(Eli sobbing)
- Eli, are you there? Eli?
(phone ringing)
(phone continues ringing)
(Eli sighs)
(phone ringing)
Come on, man. I don't
know what happened.
- I thought you didn't care.
- He mentioned Hideaway Park.
- What's that?
- Hideaway Park
is a public park area
where some of my listeners
have reported seeing a zombie.
And where there's smoke-
- There's fire.
Why would there be a
zombie at a public park?
- There's a CDC
building near there.
Center for Disease Control.
- And?
- And neuroscience, neurotoxins,
and neurological research
have all been linked
to the re-animation
of the brain.
Hmm.
- What?
- I guess I just always
pictured outta the ground
Ramiro zombies
when the time came.
- (chuckles) You're such a nerd.
Oh my God.
(phone ringing)
(phone continues ringing)
- Hey, I don't
know what happened .
Are you okay ?
Eli? Eli?
- You know, my grandmother
was the most religious
person I've ever met,
went to church every
week her whole life.
I doubt she missed a mass.
She prayed before every meal,
read the Bible every
night before bed .
She quoted
scriptures for just
about any occasion.
When she got stomach cancer,
the pain was so unbearable
that she did something
that nobody thought
she was capable of.
She killed herself.
Now, if anyone believes
that the price for suicide
was eternal
damnation, it was her.
But in the end,
it didn't matter.
She gave up all her
convictions to stop the pain
because she believed
she was already dead.
And if you're already
dead, is it really suicide ?
- Whoa. Whoa.
Wait, just wait a second.
I know where you're going
with this, and just wait.
Don't do anything stupid.
Let's talk this out.
Let's evaluate our options .
- Options? What options?
Is this something
that's reversible?
- Can we at least
do a video chat?
- For your podcast?
- Yes, Eli, for my podcast .
But listen, if what
you say is true,
we have an opportunity
to document your story.
We can prove zombies exist.
We can bring awareness
to the world.
You'll be the fucking
Neil Armstrong of zombies.
Your face will be in
textbooks about this shit .
- Maybe it's better if
the world doesn't know.
- Then how will it be ready?
How will your daughter be ready?
(Eli sighs)
(sirens wailing)
- Can you see me ?
- Turn your phone sideways.
- Better ?
- Yeah.
Can I see your bite?
- Oh shit. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Should I drive?
- No, no, no, you need to film.
- Okay.
- How about your eyes?
- Fuck.
- Would you just film?
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry. That was rude.
There's a lot going
on here right now.
- It's fine.
- There's no excuse for that.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Thanks.
- Does it hurt ?
Transforming?
- Well, you have to die first
and then when you wake
up you're transformed .
- I guess that
doesn't sound so bad.
- Well, technically you're
already dead or dying .
- How long does it usually take?
- It depends. It's different
for different people .
- Have you ever seen one?
- No, actually I haven't.
- So, it must be pretty
exciting for you .
- It's amazing .
- It's okay, you can smile .
- So, I guess we
have to talk about
what happens after you change .
- What do you mean ?
- Well, remember
what I said about
the effects one
zombie could have?
- Yeah.
- Well, we don't want
you infecting others ,
so I'm gonna need you
to contain yourself.
Still have that plywood?
- Yeah, in my garage .
- Okay, well, I'm about 40
minutes out and you're gonna...
You're probably gonna
change before I get there ,
so you need to use whatever
strength you have left
to board yourself in.
- Reagan.
- I know, buddy.
- Fuck it.
Okay, let's do this .
- Okay, good.
All right, I need you to make
sure you get all the exits
and all the windows .
Use screws and a power
drill if you can .
It is vitally important
that you cannot get out.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
- And then you'll...
- And then I'll show up and-
- Kill me.
- Unless you kill me first.
(Casper chuckles)
(Eli chuckles)
(Eli sighs)
- Listen, I need you
to do something for me .
- What?
- I'm gonna leave
behind the duffel bag.
Inside there will be
money, a lot of money.
I don't want the police
to find it or anyone else ,
do you understand me ?
- What about McKayla,
does she know about it?
- I'll leave it on
the kitchen island,
just promise me you'll
give it to Reagan
when the time comes.
- Hey, Eli, what about McKayla?
- Just promise me
or I'll shoot myself
in the fucking head right now .
- Okay, I promise. Jesus.
(ominous music)
- Is that your date?
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Wow, she's ho t.
- Thanks.
Sorry that you're gonna
turn into a zombie.
- Yeah, thanks .
Good luck.
- Hey, Eli?
- Yeah ?
- I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah, me too .
(Casper sighs)
- Wow.
(ominous music continues)
Should I keep recording?
- No, you can turn that off too.
Thanks.
- Yeah.
(car engine humming)
(paper rustling)
(paper continues rustling)
- Oh, Paul, look, it's a
duffle bag for summer camp
to replace the one you lost,
courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's
sorry he missed your birthday.
Listen, not every present
is going to be a
video game or a toy.
When your uncle asks what
you wanted for your birthday,
I said you needed
a new tote bag,
so if you wanna blame
anybody, blame me.
And we're gonna make sure
that you do not lose this one.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(bag rustling)
(gentle music continues)
(Margot chuckles)
(phone ringing)
Hello?
- Hi. I found this number
in a bag at Cole's Tavern.
I'm looking for a Paul Daniels.
- Jesus. That's my son's bag.
Let me give you his number.
- Oh, okay.
- He's probably looking
everywhere for it.
Are there drugs in it?
- I don't know, I
haven't looked inside.
- Do you have a pen?
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- Hi, is this Paul?
- Yeah, who's this?
- My name's Margot,
I work at Cole's Tavern.
I found a bag with
your name inside.
- You found my bag?
- I think so.
- I have torn apart my
house, my car, my...
Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern?
- Yeah.
- When do you guys close?
- About 30 minutes.
- All right,
I'm gonna be there in 20.
- Okay.
(gentle music)
- Is that the duffle bag date?
- Yeah, I think so.
- He's cute.
- Shut up.
- You should definitely let
him win and influence you.
- Stop it.
[music playing]
[music continues playing]
- You must be Paul.
- You must be Margot.
- And this must be your bag.
- You must, must be an angel.
Did you just start working here?
I haven't seen you around.
- Yeah, second day.
- Well, here.
- No, I can't.
- Sure you can.
- Really, I appreciate it.
- Then take it.
Come on, as a tip.
- I'd have to split
it with Willow.
- Okay, well,
lemme take you out.
(Margot chuckles)
Oh, what? Do you
have a boyfriend?
- No, I don't know.
- You don't know if
you have a boyfriend?
- I don't know you.
- I don't know you either.
- Why do you wanna
take me out then?
- You found my lucky bag.
I mean, I think this has
gotta mean something.
- It means you must not care
that much about your lucky bag
if you left on a
dirty bar floor.
- Well, thank you for
finding it, Margot.
I hope to see you again.
- You should really update
the information in that
if you're gonna leave it places.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
- I'm off Tuesday.
(gentle music)
(drill whirring)
(ominous music)
(drill continues whirring)
(ominous music continues)
(wood thudding)
(drill whirring)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking)
(Margot gasps)
(Margot grunts)
(drill whirring)
(Margot yells)
(drill whirring)
(panting)
(drill whirring)
(door thuds)
You've gotta be kidding me.
(drill whirring)
(Eli panting)
(ominous music continues)
(Eli grunting)
(Eli grunts)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(door squeaking)
- You just scared
the shit outta me.
- What did you do?
- Hey, she fell.
She fell, all right?
It was an accident, all right?
Where's Eli?
- I don't know,
but this whole
place is boarded up
and we have to get outta here.
- What do you think
I'm trying to do?
- [Eli] You have
nowhere to go Pilot.
I've blocked all the exits.
Coming after the money I can
forgive, but killing my wife,
the mother of my child (laughs).
I'm gonna make you suffer.
(footsteps padding)
(Eli breathing heavily)
(Eli moaning)
(Margot whimpering)
(Margot screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(crowbar thuds)
(gunshot booms)
- I'm sorry. Eli,
I'm sorry, man.
Eli, I'm sorry, man.
You pointed a gun at me, dude.
(Eli laughs)
(suspenseful music)
- I'll see you soon, Pilot.
(suspenseful music continues)
- Margot, I...
He was trying to kill me.
He was trying to kill you.
I didn't...
It's like the infection was
in his brain or something.
- I'm an accomplice.
I won't get as much time as you,
but my life is fucking over.
- Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No
one's getting any time, okay?
- Don't you watch
"Forensic Files,"
the police are
fucking smart, okay?
They figure shit out.
How did he even
know you were here?
- The bag.
- What bag?
- The bag. The duffle bag.
The bag. My bag.
- You brought that here?
You brought the bag with
your fucking name on it here?
Are you a fucking idiot?
- It's my lucky bag.
- Stop saying that. Stop.
You're not 10 years old.
How can you be so
fucking stupid?
How can I be so fucking stupid?
They have a daughter, Pilot!
(Margot grunts)
- Hey.
- Help me get outta here.
- Help me find the bag.
- Look around.
And I don't know where it is.
- We're not leaving without it.
- Are you serious?
- My name is in
the bag, all right?
We can't just leave it here.
There's two of us,
if we split up,
we're gonna find it faster.
There's no point in you
doing that, all right?
They're lag screws.
- What does that mean?
- It means they're very sturdy.
Look, he drilled into the studs.
- How do you know that?
- Look, they're in the
fricking window frame.
He went through a lot of trouble
to make sure that we weren't
gonna get outta here.
Hey, what do you think he
meant when he was like,
"I'll see you soon, Pilot?"
- Are you really
not gonna help me?
- I need you, Margot.
- Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
(suspenseful music continues)
- All right, look.
- No, get the fuck away from me!
- Fine.
I'm gonna go check the kitchen.
You check the living room.
- Where?
(cupboard thuds)
- Shit.
- Fuck.
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(Eli growling)
(ominous music continues)
(growling)
(ominous music continues)
- What the fuck was that?
- He was dead, all right?
He was dead. I
checked his pulse.
- Did you see his face?
Shit. Be quiet.
Hurry up.
- I can't be quiet and hurry
up at the same time, all right?
(wood crunching)
- Do you have to be so loud?
- I don't know what you
want me to do right now.
- Oh God, you're
making so much noise.
(door knocking)
- Hey, hey, Eli, I am really,
really sorry about it.
It was all an accident, man.
Can we talk about this?
- That's not Eli.
(door continues knocking)
(both panting)
(crowbar clanking)
(gunshots booming)
(growling)
- Eli, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, man.
(Eli continues growling)
(Margot whimpers)
(glass shatters)
(Margot panting)
(suspenseful music)
(Eli growling)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot screams)
(suspenseful music continues)
- For those of you just
joining our live feed ,
let me get you caught up .
We are in the middle
of a zombie hunt .
And no, this is not a prank .
I have visual confirmation,
which I'll be posting later .
And yes, I'm fucking
terrified .
Invite your friends and
family .
This will most likely be
taken offline immediately .
- Casper, do you
have a girl in here?
- Not now, mom. I'm live.
- You do have a girl in here.
I smelled your perfume .
- Hi .
- Hi. I'm Casper's mom.
- Nice to meet you.
- Don't video me.
I'm not wearing any makeup.
- Mom, what part of I'm
live don't you understand?
- Well, frankly, I don't
understand any of this.
- It means that
thousands of people
are watching you right now.
Yeah, seriously,
you're gonna be a meme
in like 20 minutes.
- A what ?
- A meme.
It's an internet thing. Yeah.
It means, like,
you might go viral.
- Let's roll.
- Okay.
- Where are you going
with all that stuff?
- To save the world.
- Go for it, honey.
- Bye.
- Bye.
(gravel crunching)
- How do I look?
- You look ready to
kick some zombie ass.
Go get 'em, Casper.
- You can record
me until I go in,
but you can't come in with me.
- Yes, okay.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
(suspenseful music)
(door thuds)
(Margot breathing heavily)
(door continues thudding)
(Margot grunts)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Shit.
(door thuds)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screams)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screams)
(Eli growling)
(Margot screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Margot panting)
(Margot screams)
(Margot panting)
(Eli growling)
(somber music)
(somber music continues)
(Margot breathing heavily)
(somber music continues)
(somber music continues)
(crowbar thumps)
(growling)
(Margot screams)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Pilot growling)
(Margot gasps)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Hurry, please!
Hurry, please!
(growling)
He's coming for you!
(Casper grunting)
- Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
(Casper screams)
It's Kevlar, bitch.
(Casper grunts)
(knife thuds)
(Pilot growling)
(Ax thumps)
You bit?
- No.
- How many others?
- Two
- Eli?
- I got him. He's in there.
- Oh, good.
- He was right there.
I stabbed that bar
right through his chest.
- Did you get him in the head?
- No, in the heart.
- These are zombies,
not vampires,
you have to get
them in the head.
(Eli growling)
(Casper screams)
Fuck.
(Casper screams)
(flesh squelching)
(Casper continues screaming)
(Casper continues screaming)
(crowbar thuds)
(flesh squelching)
(Margot panting)
- Thank you for saving me.
(crowbar thuds)
(somber music)
Hi.
- Hi.
(somber music continues)
(somber music continues)
- Yeah, he broke his hand.
(girls chattering)
- Reagan.
- Do I know you?
- No.
Could you give us a second?
- I'm good.
So...
- So, here we are.
- What does that mean?
- It means I've been
waiting for this day.
- Should I be worried?
- I knew your dad.
I don't know how much
you know about him.
- Were you a friend
of his or something?
- Let's go with or something.
- Okay, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do
with that information.
- Your father left
you some money.
He wanted you to have it
once you became old enough.
- How much?
- This much.
- Wait. Is that drug money?
I know he was a drug dealer.
- No, it's from investments he
had at the time of his death.
Here, open your backpack.
I wanna give you something else.
Something that might be even
more important than that money.
Something that nobody
else alive knows.
I was with him when he died.
- Oh.
- I don't know if you
know what happened.
- Just a little bit.
I...
- Your dad died doing
the right thing.
If he hadn't boarded
up that house...
Your dad died a hero,
and that's how you
should remember him.
(upbeat music)
- Reagan, come on.
- I gotta go.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
- Hello, freaky fans.
Welcome back to
Zombie Playhouse.
I'm your new host, Georgia,
taking over for our fearless,
amazing zombie hunter
Casper Credence
who died saving all of humanity.
Rest in peace, Casper.
I understand that these
are big shoes to fill
and I'm not trying to replace
him as much as honor him.
So, please give me some time.
Now, I have taken some
time in the past few weeks
to read all of your comments.
I certainly understand
the skepticism
of what really
happened that night.
I mean, if I wasn't
there myself, I would
be skeptical too.
But I was there and witnessed
that account firsthand.
Now, ever since we
released that video,
there has been an investigation
near the CDC building
at Hideaway Park
and they have found
multiple experiments.
Now, I'm not confirming
anything but,
I promise to do the best
I can to update you.
(door thumps)
(Georgia gasps)
I've gotta go.
(music playing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
(ominous music continues)
(music ends)