Underground (2023) Movie Script

(dramatic music)
(ominous music)
(static hissing)
(static hissing)
(footsteps scratching)
Good afternoon.
Thank you all for coming.
Guernsey Police would like
to provide some information
in connection with the case
of the underground hospital
that has the community talking
over the last two weeks.
The investigation is
of paramount importance
and the department's
number-one priority.
We'd like to thank all of
those who have supported,
including the general public,
the police at this
particular time and juncture.
We are committed to finding out
what exactly happened on the
night of the 29th of October.
Now, we would ask that
you would be patient
with the police at this time
and allow us to do our job.
We do encourage the general
public to contact us.
However, we would
ask that individuals
would not engage in
unsubstantiated rumours
at this particular
time and juncture.
It doesn't help
the investigation.
Now, any questions?
Uh, what's your hunch?
Do you think the
place is haunted?
We're not going to answer
that question at this time.
(scoffing) Why not?
- I mean, we've all heard.
- Uh, (scoffing)
Iet me stop you there.
Sorry to disappoint you,
but this is not a ghost story.
The individuals involved
were dehydrated,
exhausted, very tired,
With the consumption of alcohol
and the unique nature
of the environment
where they were found,
I think we can find a
more rational reason
as to what happened that night.
Yes, Chief Inspector,
is it true there are still
three people missing?
I'm afraid I'm
not able to answer
that question at this time
as this is an ongoing
but we will endeavour
to answer that question
as soon as we can.
(static hissing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music continues)
- Oh, yes.
- 'Cause I'm gonna take
my choice very
seriously. (Laughing)
(Claire laughing)
We're gonna be in
here for a few hours
if that is the case.
I do love this one.
This is a vibe.
This is amazing.
So exciting.
(friends laughing)
Oh, oh, I like that,
aw, I like the really plain,
like, this is the one.
- (laughing) Wait.
- Fair enough.
[Claire] In
character, I feel like.
(friends laughing)
You're so right,
I'm gonna try it.
[Claire] Which one
are you going for, Ella?
- Show me.
- Ooh.
- Which is extra.
- I like the edges
- on this one, but if you wanna.
- Yeah.
All the time,
what do you think?
[Riley] You need,
like, a bouquet.
[Jess] Amazing.
- Like, I love (laughing)
- how we're not being
- that helpful, are we?
- Ooh.
Ooh, yeah.
(everyone laughing)
She's got one on.
Dah, dah, dah, dah,
dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
- Ooh.
- Aw.
[Claire] I still like the
second one, don't you think?
- The train, though.
- I think the second one is.
- The second one.
- Tell Abigail and Ella.
(Claire laughing)
That would be so funny.
- Aw, oh.
- Oh. (Laughing)
[Claire] Aw, you're stunning.
Right, this is quite, like,
mother-in-law vibes, you know?
- Oh yeah, evil mother-in-law.
- Like, so.
I think it's gonna
be you. (Laughing)
[Claire] Perfect.
- You look amazing.
- A beautiful bride.
Can we go get drunk now?
- (Ella and Claire laughing)
- Yes. (Laughing)
(Riley laughing) Aw.
[Claire] Do you need a
hand getting out if it?
(camera beeping)
(phone rattling)
Mm, see where you are.
Mm, mm.
"There already."
Fuck's sake.
"One minute,
you're early."
(phone alerting)
(sniffing) And anything else?
(throat clearing) Ella,
my love. (Sniffing)
No, okay, let's start
again. (Laughing)
Ah. (Throat clearing)
Ella, babe, congratulations.
So, so excited.
Your bachelorette
weekend is here.
I thought it'd be
pretty cute as a present
for me to record
bits of this weekend,
of the party,
for memories.
I feel like you're
the only one of us
that's gonna get
married any time soon,
'cause the rest of us
are gonna die alone,
so why not start it from now?
I'm about to pick you up.
You're early.
You should know by now,
I don't like it when
people are early,
but I'm on my way.
I've got the best
costumes, literally,
you're gonna love it.
I can't wait for us to dress up.
And we've got all the
Prosecco in my hotel room,
so it's gonna be a great time.
I love you so much,
so, so happy for you and Abby.
You are the fittest couple ever.
And I love you so,
so, so, so much.
Mwah. (Lips smacking)
(footsteps creaking)
Where is this?
Okay, 203, thank God,
it's the next flight of stairs.
Otherwise, I don't
think I could manage it.
Which way is the party room?
This way.
201, no.
- Boo.
- Oh my God. (Laughing)
Mate, I nearly dropped
the camera. (Laughing)
I'm sorry, hi, it's
so nice to see you.
[Claire] Aw, I
love you so much.
I'm so excited.
- Thank you for coming.
- I'm so, so excited.
Um, do you know what
would be really nice,
just so I can put
it in the film?
- Hmm.
- Um, a few words
of how you're feeling today.
Um, I'm feeling very excited.
(Claire laughing)
And also terrified,
but mostly excited.
(Claire laughing)
[Claire] Oh yeah, the twirl.
- Yeah.
- Oh, look at that sass.
- The hair, yes.
- All right,
all right, come in.
(camera beeping)
- Okay, you good?
- Yep,
- I'm rolling.
- Okay, okay.
Shh, she's through,
she's through that way.
She's gonna freak out
'cause she never
sings in front of us.
- Not to do
- So can we use
- the backdoor then?
- Yeah.
Have done
Can you hear her?
[Ella] Yeah, oh
my God. (Laughing)
The only time
he'll be satisfied
- She's good.
- She's so good.
Okay, through here, shh.
Is when he's all drunk
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
(door rattling)
[Jess] I'm starting to
relax a little bit now.
- (Ella laughing)
- (laughing) Got it?
- Hello.
- Hey, you all right?
(Jess sighing) (Claire laughing)
[Ella] Jessie.
Come on.
[Ella] Can she hear us?
(Jess grunting)
She, we can hear her,
but she can't hear us,
which is even better.
- We love you. (Laughing)
- Love you,
love you so much.
Aw, she's great, isn't she?
- Aw, it's amazing.
- Oh, Sandy
(Ella, Jess and Claire laughing)
[Producer] Maybe not.
(everybody laughing)
(sighing) I really
hate you guys.
- Aw.
- You couldn't have
just waited until
I was finished?
[Claire] No. (Laughing)
[Ella] We could never.
[Claire] How much
longer have you got?
- Oh, Mother
- Five-10 minutes,
Five-10 minutes.
Tell your children
Not to do what I have done
(Jess laughing)
(Ella laughing)
Spend your lives in sin
And misery
In the House of
the Rising Sun
What do you guys think?
- Yes. (Laughing) (clapping)
- (Ella clapping)
- Great.
- Smashed it, smashed it.
Will you be my
backup dancers, please?
[Claire] Oh, I'd
love to, I'd love to.
(Claire and Ella laughing)
I hope it's a yes.
(footsteps clopping)
- Mm.
- Little diva,
strutting her stuff.
(Jess laughing)
- (Claire laughing)
- You look like
more of a diva than me today.
[Ella] That was amazing, Jess.
Oh, shut up.
- (Claire and Ella laughing)
- No, it really was.
Jess, she was so excited,
'cause she's not heard
you yet. (Laughing)
Well, if I had it my way,
none of you would hear me,
but you just sneak in.
(Claire laughing)
- So what can I do?
- Yeah. (Laughing)
[Jess] Nothing.
Right, which one is she?
I don't know, they all look
- the same from here. (Laughing)
- (laughing) They all look.
- I love you.
- Okay. (Laughing)
I missed her, it's
been like a week.
- What the hell?
- Aw, I love you, too.
You're the only one I have,
- (laughing) so.
- Aw, that's okay.
No, we got Ella, it's all good.
- Yeah, I'm gonna die alone.
- It's all good.
But Ella's gonna
have 12 children and.
Oh my God, you actually will.
[Ella] If Abby
gives birth to them,
- she carries them, yeah.
- Yeah.
How many kids do you want?
- Oh yeah, that's so lucky.
- I don't know.
I mean, at least one.
- Really?
- But then she might
want to carry one, too.
Girl or boy?
I don't think
you get to choose.
(Claire and Jess laughing)
Reject, next.
- (laughing) No.
- (Claire laughing)
Aw, (laughing) okay,
- we're getting closer now.
- Right, come on.
- Let's figure.
- Let's see if we can
find her, oh,
there, is that her?
- Oh.
- In the orange trainers,
- isn't it?
- Where?
- There, in the orange.
- Oh.
[Claire] Ziggy.
[Jess] Ziggy, whoo.
- Hey.
- Hey, go, Ziggy.
- Yeah. (Laughing)
- Whoo. (Laughing)
- [Claire] (laughing)
- She's so embarrassed.
[Jess] Yeah,
they're gonna hate us.
(Claire, Jess and Ella laughing)
- Man on.
- Go, Ziggy.
- Yeah, Ziggy.
- Yeah, line,
- line.
- Wow.
- Oh, look at her.
- Oh.
- Look at her.
- Oh.
- Aw, aw, aw, aw.
- Come on.
- Come on, Ziggy.
- Let's go, Ziggy.
- Ziggy.
- Woohoo.
[Player] Go on, Zig.
- Aw, she's crushing it.
- Come on.
- Aw.
- Come on, Zig.
- Nearly crushing it.
- Unlucky.
- Good try, Ziggs.
- Whey, well done.
Ziggy, Ziggy, Ziggy, Ziggy
(Claire, Jess and Ella laughing)
Nobody's yelled at
us yet. (Laughing)
- Yeah, I don't wanna see her.
- You'd take the blame for me,
though, right?
Yeah, do you know
how much longer
this lasts, Ella?
(Jess laughing)
'Cause this is, uh, this is.
As great as she is,
uh, we need to get moving.
Aw, well done, mate, you
were great. (Laughing)
[Jess] Amazing.
Were we embarrassing you?
[Ziggy] Not at all.
(Jess laughing)
- Okay.
- Felt like
you fully hated us. (Laughing)
(car engine rumbling)
(indicator clicking)
[Ella] Hold on, let
me wait for the truck.
[Ziggy] Thank, thank God
we're not going that way,
- that'd be even worse.
- Exactly, yeah.
[Claire] How am
I doing for time?
[Ella] Yeah, not great,
I think she landed
like 15 minutes ago.
[Claire] Okay.
[Ella] Are you enjoying
the scenery, Ziggy? (Laughing)
- Yeah.
- Look for the one glaring
with her arms crossed.
Mm. (Claire laughing)
- Hey.
- Where's the pickup bit?
Is this the pickup bit?
[Ella] Wave, wave,
look, look happy.
[Claire] I can't see her yet.
(footsteps clopping)
I'm very small, I can't
see over the bushes.
(Ella laughing)
- Yeah.
- Can you see her? (Laughing)
- Oh, is that, is that
her? - Yeah, oh, there she is.
- Uh.
- Oh yeah, great.
- (Jess laughing)
- Riley.
[Jess] Where? Oh, oh.
- Riles.
- Oh.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Whoo.
- Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
- Hey.
- Oh, we're really
embarrassing her now.
[Jess] Yeah, yeah.
(Claire laughing) Riley
- Hiya.
- Hello.
- You're late.
- We're so sorry we're late.
- You're late.
- I'm sorry.
[Jess] Aw.
- Ziggy. (Laughing)
- Yeah.
Why is there a camera?
What are we doing here?
(Claire and Jess laughing)
- Hi.
- Um, it's for Abby and Abby.
- Abby and Abby? (Laughing)
- Abby, (laughing)
- Abby and Ella.
- I need to get back to bed.
Uh, Abby and Ella, yeah.
I'm gonna give it as
a wedding present.
- Aw, that's a cute idea.
- Yeah, wave to Claire's mum.
- Hi.
- It's her camera,
- she stole it.
- Hey, well.
'Cause she's a thief.
(laughing) Shall we get going?
- (Claire laughing)
- Yeah.
You look beautiful. (Giggling)
- Ziggy, you look fit, too.
- Guys, I'm so excited.
(Riley laughing)
Me, too, we're gonna
have a great time.
Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Yes, doing what?
- Doing what, though?
- Yeah, no,
- what is the plan?
- Uh,
the whole night
is set out.
I'm very excited.
- Okay.
- You'll, you'll see.
- Uh, it's Claire's car.
- Ooh, aw, (laughing)
Sorry, Zig.
Aw, thanks for bringing
the rain with you, by the way.
[Riley] I'm so sorry.
- (Claire laughing)
- Like, everything was great
and rainbows and sunshine.
- I know, clearly.
- And then, and then
- you turn up.
- This is, like,
- all my fault.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you brought London.
- And you ruined it.
[Riley] To be fair, it
was raining in London.
Get back on the plane, go.
- Goddamn it, no, no.
- Get back on the plane.
- (Ella laughing)
- (laughing) Ziggy,
I keep, like, banging into you.
That was my fault.
[Ziggy] Wow.
[Jess] Is it this way?
I think it's this way.
- No, it says, "Suite."
- It's definitely not
- that way.
- Yeah, the suite.
(Ziggy laughing)
That's, that's it, isn't it?
Yeah? Okay,
I'm going, bye.
- (Claire laughing)
- Why don't you
just follow us? (Jess laughing)
- Fine.
- (laughing) Where is Jess
even going?
- She's exploring.
- She's already overexcited,
- and I kinda love it.
- Atta-girl.
But, Claire, I worked
the whole day today.
[Ziggy] Oh, not the whole day.
(laughing) Stop it.
(Ziggy and Riley laughing)
Anyone else getting, like,
serious "Harry Potter" vibes
from that door? (Laughing)
(Ella laughing)
Aw, there's a whole-ass
chandelier in my room.
I will take it,
thank you very much.
(Ziggy and Ella laughing)
- You like it?
- Me first, me first.
(Jess and Claire laughing)
- Take a little nap.
- Oh wow.
How do you actually
turn on the chandelier?
[Riley] Here, turn it
off, I'll go to sleep.
- Oh no.
- Um, not like that.
(Claire laughing)
You have to get more
energy for tonight.
[Riley] I know, I need coffee.
No, no, no, don't go to sleep.
(Riley laughing)
Away from the pillow.
- No. (Laughing)
- Claire. (Laughing)
- It's so comfy.
- Pull her away
- from the pillow.
- No, Claire. (Laughing)
- (Ella laughing)
- No,
we need espresso
martinis, not coffee.
- That's what we need.
- Yes.
Yeah. (Riley laughing)
Espresso martinis all around,
- let's do it.
- Yeah.
- I am down.
- Whoo.
- Yes.
- Everyone.
- All round, yeah.
- Yes.
No, two.
I'm sorry, hold on.
(Claire and Jess laughing)
Two for you?
[Ziggy] Yes.
So that's three?
[Claire] Ah, we're all
have two, get two each.
(Claire and
Riley laughing)
[Jess] 10 espresso martinis.
- 10.
- Okay, so I'll have eight
espresso martinis, please.
[Ziggy] Eight? 10.
10. (Claire laughing)
- 10.
- Oh shit, me.
(everybody laughing)
- You're.
- Sorry, sorry.
The suspense is killing me.
(Riley and Ella laughing)
Come on.
- Bring it.
- Yeah, okay, fine, fine.
- Please. (Laughing)
- You all need to be serious.
- Okay, okay.
- Ready.
[Ella] Absolutely ready.
- Yeah.
- Should we close our eyes?
[Claire] I need full
attention, okay. (Laughing)
Ah, oh, wait,
where's, where's?
I don't know where your
eyes are, I can't see them.
(Riley and Jess laughing)
[Claire] So I'm gonna
have to have a drum roll,
please, ladies.
(everybody drum rolling)
This is hard
work, can we stop?
[Claire] Oh, sorry,
I, I can't get costumes,
can someone hold this?
(Jess and Ziggy laughing)
[Jess] Aw.
- I got it.
- Wait, don't make us
drum roll again.
First of all, our
favourite frog.
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
Ziggs. (Laughing)
No way.
- Ribbit.
- Oh my God, I love it.
- Yeah.
- You love it?
[Claire] You're gonna look
- hot as that frog.
- I love it.
Oh my God, gloves as well
(Riley laughing)
- Wow.
- You have to put it on
right now.
(laughing) What do
you think I'm doing?
(Jess laughing)
(Ziggy laughing)
[Ella] It suits you.
- Never take it off.
- I think we all know who
this one's gonna be for.
(Riley gasping)
Our favourite
- Yeah.
- (laughing) Is it me?
- Yeah. (Laughing)
- Is it me? (Clapping)
- Yes.
- Beauty,
- I've never felt so good.
- Because she loves him
so much,
the most huggable
chef in Britain.
- (Claire laughing)
- Oh God. (Laughing)
- Oh, okay.
- You are not putting me
- in that wig.
- Uh-huh, yeah,
- you're gonna look sexy as.
- That looks even better
- than your hair right now.
- Right, I'll do it.
- (Claire laughing)
- Of course.
It genuinely looks
like a guinea pig.
(Claire and
Ziggy laughing)
- This is fine. (Laughing)
- (Jess gasping)
- Nice, oh yes.
- Okay, oh, oh, I, oh.
- Yep.
- Oh yes. (Laughing)
It's cute, it's cute,
- and warm.
- Little bit
twisted up there, though.
- It's really warm.
- Oh my God, it moved.
What? (Riley laughing)
- It's fully functional.
- What do you mean it moved?
(Ziggy and Ella laughing)
Wait, wait, what about you?
[Claire] Oh yeah,
yeah, right, uh.
- Oh.
- Oh. (Laughing)
- Smooth, smooth.
- That's karma right there.
When are the espresso martinis
- (laughing) arriving?
- Yeah, I don't think, uh,
- we need them really.
- Not soon enough.
(Ziggy laughing)
I am going to be,
so twisted,
full '80s Dwayne.
- Oh, I see how it is.
- Yeah.
- With the bumbag.
- Picking the sexiest outfit
for you?
[Claire] Sexiest?
Are you joking?
The hair?
It's gonna be piled
on top of my head.
- We're pinning it up?
- Yeah.
Yeah, like a,
like a head condom.
- It's gonna look great.
- Okay, I feel better
- about my wig now.
- I take it all back,
I take it all back.
(Ziggy and Jess laughing)
I think I've come out the best
- in this situation really?
- Yeah.
(Claire and
Riley laughing)
(Claire throat clearing)
(Riley imitating whooshing)
[Jess] Yo, this is so comfy.
Go, flip it over.
- Flip it over?
- It's, it's, it's got
some weight to it, your hair.
Yeah, you don't
say. (Laughing)
(Riley laughing)
[Riley] Those in, uh,
glass houses, hey, Claire?
Yeah, super sexy.
[Jess] Right, come
on, guys, I'm ready.
[Claire] The
challenge is for anyone
to get hit on tonight,
- which that would be.
- Ouch!
(Ella swearing in
foreign language)
- (Ella and Jess laughing)
- Ha! The Dutch comes out?
I'm sorry.
(everybody laughing)
I stubbed my
toe, that was.
[Riley] How many drinks
is it before you go
- just all Dutch?
- When, when I'm in pain,
when I curse, it
has to be in Dutch.
(Riley laughing)
Claire, did you pay for this,
or did you just
straight up nick it?
[Riley] (gasping) Claire.
[Ella] Like, is
there a receptionist
out there in the world?
(Ziggy and Ella laughing)
- Going to work naked?
- Uh, so yeah,
look, I'm a bit, I haven't
been paid this month, okay?
(glass clinking)
(alcohol trickling)
- Oh yeah.
- That's.
- Zig, do you want one?
- Oh, gross, gross.
Do you want one,
another drink?
(Jess laughing)
We know what you're like
on drinks, to be
fair, so that's fine.
Oh dear.
[Riley] Yep, you feeling it?
[Claire] Oh dear.
[Riley] Just keep
drinking, it'll look better.
We like to drink with Ella
'Cause Ella is our mate
'Cause Ella is our mate
- Best friend
- Shot, you two.
We like to drink with
(Claire and Ella laughing)
[Ella] I'll get a refill.
- Oh, there's my bag.
- Okay, fine.
- (butt slapping)
- Guys, can we just establish
that Ella's over here just
sipping vodka like it's water?
- (Jess laughing)
- She's just downing it.
[Claire] Hey, yes. (Laughing)
- (Ella coughing)
- What a legend.
- (Jess laughing)
- Oh. (Laughing)
[Riley] Okay.
- We're gonna make it.
- Uh, I'll get you
some water, mate.
Where's your glass?
- Is that yours?
- This is the only night
of your life where
you have to make it.
- Mm.
- You are.
- Idiot sandwich. (Laughing)
- (Ella laughing)
[Claire] Ella,
is this your glass?
Guys, thank you so much
for an amazing night.
- I love you.
- We love you.
- We love you.
- You're getting married.
We love you.
- But not tonight.
- You're getting married.
- To the best night ever.
- Yeah.
- Whoo.
- Whoo.
Bottoms up.
(upbeat music)
Let's do this.
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
- Not funny.
- Literally the first day.
- We love you.
- I've been out
for six months,
though, so, like.
I know, she's the
lightweight now.
- Mm.
- I love this for you.
- (lips smacking)
- Next wedding.
(Ziggy and
Claire laughing)
Yeah, aw. (Claire straining)
- Whoo, whoo.
- Okay, take the bottle.
(Claire laughing)
(laughing) Take.
[Jess] Please don't
smash the bottle.
The dogs my walk on it.
[Claire] Wee.
[Jess] Okay, hey, I'm,
- we're going this way.
- Guys, this way.
- Riley, you promised.
- I'm flying.
- Ziggy.
- Hey, guys, it's not green.
- Okay, go, go, go, go.
- Okay.
Shut up.
Aw, what are you doing?
Be a bride
Be a bride
I'm gonna be a bride
She's gonna be a bride
She's gonna be a bride
She's gonna be a bride
She's gonna be a bride
I'm gonna be a bride
Oh, oh, oh
(Ella and Claire laughing)
- Maybe cut.
- Yeah, that was too much
- jumping. (Laughing)
- Cut, cut that out.
- Wow.
- Cut.
- Ah.
- Cut it out.
So much,
that went up my nose.
(everybody laughing)
That went up my nose.
She made me put vodka
- up my nose.
- (laughing) I'm sorry.
- Hey.
- Hey.
(Claire laughing)
How's it going?
- (Jess munching)
- I love you so much.
(Ziggy laughing)
Where have your hands been?
- Because you taste disgusting.
- Okay, a taxi's coming, guys?
- I called a taxi.
- I don't know. (Laughing)
- Huh? What?
- Oh yeah.
Taxi's coming
- Is it? Riley, how long?
- Oh, yay.
- That's my hair.
- Uh, they said
- 15 minutes.
- Is it?
Riley, do we have time
to get chicken nuggets?
- (Ella gasping)
- No. (Laughing)
Yes, I am so hungry.
- Chicken nuggies.
- Yes.
(Ziggy laughing)
[Jess] Let me hug
my tree in peace.
- Hey, I'm a frog.
- Evening, ladies.
- Evening.
- Evening.
- What's going on here?
- Hello.
[Stranger] Does
anyone have a lighter?
- No.
- No,
- we don't smoke, sorry.
- Yes,
- yes, I do have a lighter.
- You do?
- Why do you have a lighter?
- Why do you need? Yeah.
- (Ziggy and Jess laughing)
- Aw.
- Aw, honey.
- Aw, I've just injured
myself for you now.
- I hope you appreciate it.
- Honey.
Aw, I appreciate it.
- (Claire laughing)
- It's okay.
- He probably doesn't.
- You have it,
- or what are we doing?
- Wanna help you up.
- Aw, impatient, aren't we?
- (Riley laughing)
[Riley] Claire,
- let's do the pose.
- Huh?
Yeah, the.
(Ziggy and Jess laughing)
- Look.
- Yeah, stunning.
- Oh.
- I mean, at least one of you
is wearing a skirt,
I mean, what?
- Hey.
- Ah.
(laughing) Why do we
need to wear skirts?
That was a really,
really weird thing to say.
Well, it's not really.
- What the hell's this?
- Who says that we need
- to be a lady for you?
- Don't touch me.
- Don't touch.
- Maybe you need to be
- a gentleman.
- Okay.
- Don't touch.
- Why don't you fuck off?
- All right.
- Bitch, get out the way.
(Claire and
Ziggy laughing)
Can I have it or what?
No, you can't, fuck off.
- Are you filming me?
- Stop placing unnecessary
- expectations onto women.
- Yes, I'm filming you,
I have a right
to film you.
The hell?
- Yes, I'm filming.
- What the hell is this about?
- Oi.
- Whoa,
- dude.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Don't you dare.
- What the hell
- are you filming me for?
- I will call the police.
I will call the police.
That's assault, that is assault.
[Claire] Bye,
have a terrible evening.
(Ziggy and Jess laughing)
- Bye.
- What a wanker.
- Bread, bread, bread.
- Bread, bread, bread.
- Bread, bread, bread.
- Bread, bread, bread,
bread, bread. (Laughing)
(Riley and Jess laughing)
- Oh no.
- Aw, bread.
- Oh no, that's.
- Brown bread?
- (Jess laughing)
- I'm, I'm so sorry
if the race of the bread
- offends you.
- Wait, throw it
- in my mouth.
- Do I not get any?
Throw it in my mouth,
- I wanna catch it.
- Okay, okay, okay, one sec,
- one sec.
- Yeah, what about her?
(Riley and Ella laughing)
You don't get any.
(Jess and Riley laughing)
- Claire, go, go, go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Ready, ready, ready?
- Come on, come on, Claire.
- Ah, ah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. (Laughing)
- No, that didn't work.
- Oh, again,
- again, again.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, yeah.
(Riley and Ella laughing)
[Driver] Ladies, could you not
throw food, please?
(Jess laughing)
- Thank you.
- Sorry.
- So what's your name, sir?
- Livelihood.
- Sorry, sorry.
- What's your name?
- What's my name?
- My name's Bill,
- if you need to know.
- Bill, Bill.
- May I call you William?
- Yeah.
- (Ziggy and Jess laughing)
- Sir William Driver.
- Sir William?
- Sir William Driver,
- we are very sorry.
- Sir William.
Yeah, just, just listen.
- We're sorry, Bill.
- Yeah.
- We love you, Bill.
- Just don't,
- don't throw food, please.
- We're hungry.
- Thank you.
- We love you, Bill.
Do you have any chips
at your house, Bill?
- Nope.
- Aw.
We like (laughing) to
drive (laughing) with Bill
(Ella, Ziggy and Jess laughing)
'Cause Bill
(laughing) is our mate
And when we drive with Bill
He makes us crash
(Jess laughing)
Crash into a gate
Aw, I, I love you, Bill.
(Jess and Riley laughing)
- It's the best.
- Claire,
wave from the front.
(Ella and Ziggy laughing)
Ah. (Laughing)
[Claire] Guys, give me a wave.
- Ah.
- Whoo.
- (Ziggy laughing)
- Ooh, ah, ah.
- Oh no.
- Mm.
Oh, you don't look great,
you look amazing. (Laughing)
Thank you.
- I think you look
amazing. - Am I a beautiful
You are the most beautiful
bride I ever did see
- in my entire life.
- Would you marry me?
Uh, no.
- I would.
- Would you marry me?
I would not marry you.
- Sorry.
- Because Abigail's
- going to marry her.
- Because you're already
- getting married.
- I'm already getting married.
- Whoo.
- No, no,
I would marry Ziggy,
though. (Laughing)
- (Riley gasping)
- What?
Ziggy is a very
eligible bachelor.
Oh, why, thank you. (Laughing)
- My best friend.
- (Jess laughing)
Oh yeah.
- Oh, I love you so much.
- A, a frog and a dog.
- Love you, too.
- I love you so much.
[Jess] Frogo
Baggins. (Laughing)
[Riley] Frogo
Baggins. (Laughing)
Maybe, do, Claire,
- do you have any?
- Billy,
- could you slow down a bit?
- Claire.
- Or keep it steady?
- It's William.
- Some water?
- Sir William,
- sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Uh, I don't.
- Get it right.
- Claire,
are you okay up there?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Listen, if anyone's
gonna get sick, you're
gonna have to get out, yeah?
- No, no, we're fine.
- No, she's fine.
No one's gonna get sick
- in, in this taxi, please.
- She's fine.
No one's getting sick back here.
You know, this
is my livelihood.
- No.
- Last thing I wanna do
is be cleaning up vomit.
- No, she's fine.
- Just, can you just drive
a little bit more straight?
(indicator clicking)
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- What? On this curved
road? - Maybe you ought to drink
- a little bit less.
- Yeah, that'd be good.
- Thank you.
- No, don't throw up,
please, don't do. (Jess gagging)
[Ziggy] There'd were like.
Yeah, someone was
vomiting something.
I don't wanna be
sat next to this
if this goes off.
(Jess groaning)
- No.
- Stop making those noises.
No, what are you doing?
- Let go.
- Just do it.
- Give me it.
- Oh my God.
- Is she getting sick?
- (Jess gagging)
- No.
- No.
- Maybe.
- No, I can hear,
I can smell it, for fuck's sake.
[Claire] No, no, she's not.
[Bill] No, come on, that's,
- that's it now, no.
- Whey.
Unbelievable. (Ella laughing)
That's frigging unbelievable.
(Ziggy laughing)
(Jess groaning) Fuck's sake.
Has she got sick?
- No.
- No.
- No, it's fine.
- Well, what am I
- smelling then?
- Everything's fine back here.
- It's, um.
- I haven't been sick,
- I'm fine.
- Cow, uh, poo?
Oh God, I don't
know what to do.
- (Claire laughing)
- Right, that's it,
I'm, I'ma come around
this next corner and then.
- No, it's okay, I'll throw.
- No, no one's throwing
- anything out.
- It out the window.
- I don't know how.
- I'm going to go throw
- you guys out.
- To open the window.
[Jess] I'll throw it out,
I'll throw it out the window.
- Unbelievable.
- Billy's very serious.
[Riley] Bill's suffering.
- Oh God.
- Did you pull over?
[Riley] Why are we stopping?
- 'Cause it's a red light.
- It's all right,
- it's all right, guys.
- Okay. (Laughing)
It's a red light.
- Green light.
- Green light.
- Red light.
- Aw, no.
- Oh my God.
- Green light.
[Riley] Get off of me
- with your sicky hands.
- Jessie.
(Ziggy laughing)
Oi, don't put that
bag of sick on me.
(laughing) Do not put
that bag of sick on me.
- Guys, it smells worse now.
- So someone has been sick,
- you got a bag of sick?
- Come on.
- Don't put that bag.
- It's not a bag of sick,
it's a wig of sick, it's fine.
(Riley laughing)
- Oh God, no.
- So good.
(Jess gagging
and coughing)
[Claire] Aw.
- She been sick again?
- Everything's fine
- back here.
- Has she been sick again?
- No.
- Right, that's it, no, no,
- I, I've had enough now.
- No.
[Bill] Like, you
know, once, fine,
but twice, fucking ridiculous.
Right, that's it,
I'm, I'ma come around this
next corner and that's it,
- you're all getting out.
- No, please,
- we're almost there.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- We're sorry.
- No,
- where are we? What is?
- She's fine, she's fine.
- Dude, dude.
- Billy, wait.
- Billy.
- Oh.
(car horn rhythmically honking)
[Jess] No, no, no, no, no, no,
- no, no, no, no, no.
- Hilarious,
- you are hilarious.
- Aw.
[Riley] Dick.
[Jess] Aw, you were
so good to us, Bill.
- Aw, that is peak.
- And then you were so bad
to us, Bill.
- Where even are we?
- Do you even know?
- Yeah.
- Do you know?
Hey, you all right?
Yeah, I'm okay now.
I think I got it all up.
I feel kinda nice.
[Ella] Claire, do
you have any idea?
- No.
- Well,
- left or right?
- Where?
I have no idea where we are.
Let's just walk.
[Riley] This is
just peak. (Sighing)
[Claire] We'll go his way,
the taxi was going this way.
- Mm, Claire, you go.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Yeah, fine.
[Jess] Take us the
right way, please.
- Come on.
- Let's go,
- I'm good.
- The faster we walk.
- The night air.
- The faster we'll
- get out of this hellhole.
- Is fresh.
[Ziggy] Wow,
look at the stars.
[Jess] And delicious,
like a crisp apple.
(Claire laughing)
[Claire] You're so full
of shit, Jess. (Laughing)
(Jess laughing)
- Claire.
- I don't do anything
- like this in my life.
- What's that other
taxi service called?
- (Jess laughing)
- Oh, uh,
oh God, I can't, I think,
is it like We Love 2 Drive
- or something like that?
- I can't even.
- I know.
- Try them.
- Can't do it anymore.
- (Jess laughing)
[Riley] Oh my God, guys.
- Hmm.
- Huh?
Where's the wig?
- (laughing) Oh.
- (Claire laughing)
- The whole reason.
- I'm going this way, bye.
(Claire, Ziggy and
Riley laughing)
My wig full of sick.
- (Claire and Riley laughing)
- Is it in the taxi?
Did you leave it
in there, Riley?
- That was.
- Bill's gonna have
- a nice surprise.
- Not anything to do with me,
- okay?
- It was a sick wig.
- I am not responsible.
- It was a sick wig.
(Ziggy and Riley laughing)
[Claire] That is vile.
[Jess] I'm not
responsible for this.
- I think.
- They're never going back
- for us now.
- Yeah.
- It's disgusting.
- (laughing) It's funny.
- (Jess laughing)
- (laughing) It's disgusting.
[Jess] It's funny. (Laughing)
[Claire] We don't think
it's good. (Laughing)
(Riley and Jess laughing)
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Still nothing.
- Hey beautiful.
- Okay, let's do that.
- I love you.
She's annoying me.
(Ziggy laughing)
[Jess] Let's do,
(laughing) let's do that.
I shouldn't have
called him Sir William.
(Ziggy, Riley and Jess laughing)
- Woof.
- Woof.
(Ziggy and Jess laughing)
[Claire] Aw, Riley, is
this, is this the tunnel thing?
- Yeah. (Laughing)
- Oh my God,
- we have to go.
- What?
- (Claire laughing)
- What is it? What is it?
Why are you saying,
"Freaky tunnels?"
- What?
- It's, um,
it was, like, this underground
- hospital thing.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Riley and I
- have been before.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- And they built it,
and it's like, yeah,
they had all these tunnels
- down there, it's huge.
- Aw.
I don't know what
you're doing. (Laughing)
[Ella] Who built it?
- Huh?
- Who built it?
[Claire] The Nazis.
- The Nazis?
- Yeah, people, now,
obviously, 'cause it's Guernsey.
- Do we?
- Are like, "Aw,
it's really haunted
and there's loads
things down there,"
- which obviously there aren't.
- It's, it's, I mean,
it's pretty creepy down there.
It's, there's,
it's not very nice.
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
- (Ziggy laughing)
- It's not pleasant at all.
- It'll be fun,
- come on, come on, come on.
- Aw, please don't make me go.
We could just.
- It's okay.
- So, Ella, you're saying
you don't want your
reception here? (Laughing)
- Mm.
- It's scary.
It's okay.
- I got my bear.
- I got a bear as well.
(Jess laughing)
- So creepy.
- Okay, that was not worth it.
[Ella] What? You said
the Nazis were here?
- Yeah.
- Aw, it looks so creepy,
- though, man.
- The Nazis were here.
- Yeah, they.
- That's why all
the concrete shit is everywhere.
- (footsteps rustling)
- When it was a lot crazier.
[Riley] I'm gonna, I'm gonna
have a little peek, one sec.
Um, other thing they say
is that if you knock on
that door three times,
you will hear something back.
Yeah, I know, bullshit.
(Claire and
Ziggy laughing)
- Not gonna try it anyway.
- Which is why we should
- try it. (Laughing)
- No. (Laughing)
- I, no.
- Yeah, go on, Riley, you try.
- I'm not trying.
- I don't wanna try.
- I will do it, but come on.
- No, Ziggy.
- Oh, okay.
- Ziggy, Ziggy, don't, Ziggy,
don't. (Door banging)
- Ziggs.
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay,
- right, let's go.
- Okay, wait, wait, okay, see.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Let's see
if we hear anything back.
No, I don't, can
we just go? (Sighing)
I don't wanna see if
I hear anything back.
- There we go, and nothing.
- Absolutely nothing.
- (Claire laughing)
- Okay, great, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
And we're going.
- So random finding that.
- (ominous banging)
- Aw, aw, aw, aw.
- Oh.
- What? Aw.
- Riley, that was you.
[Riley] That was not me.
- That was so you.
- I think that was you,
- Claire.
- Ah, it wasn't me,
- it wasn't me.
- I think you did,
you did that, that's not funny.
Don't do that again, please.
(Ziggy and Claire laughing)
Now, 'cause I don't
wanna die. (Laughing)
[Ziggy] Okay, let's go faster.
(Ziggy laughing)
Get into that nice comfy bed.
- Aw.
- Do some sleeping.
(Claire laughing)
- I can't, I can't.
- I can't wait
for the steam room.
- Aw, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- (Ziggy and Jess laughing)
- And the jacuzzis.
[Ella] Yes.
It's not a good idea.
Don't move like that.
Oh, okay, right, just, okay, so,
you're not gonna believe me.
(Ziggy laughing)
But this is
- a shortcut to the main road.
- Are you okay?
But it takes like
half of the time.
This way is just like, no.
(Ziggy laughing)
This way is like, yes.
[Riley] You're really
selling it to me.
Yeah, I really don't think
- we should take that way.
- Confidence.
- Okay, guys.
- No, it's a no from me.
- (Riley and Ziggy laughing)
- I'm, like, okay,
sober me would tell you
to believe drunk me.
(Ziggy laughing)
This way goes to the main road
and we will get
there very quickly
and we can snuggle
in those nice, like,
snuggly beds and snuggle,
so let's go.
- (Ziggy laughing)
- Are you sure?
- Come on, okay.
- Why are we trusting her?
Trust me. (Ziggy laughing)
- Oh.
- Look.
You know I'm actually
a smart person.
- I am.
- I don't need this shit.
Aw, yeah, literally,
like, everywhere.
- You mean snacks for Ziggs.
- Riley, you got one on.
- Ugh.
- Mm.
Okay, I didn't
get it. (Laughing)
- I did not get that.
- Aw, aw.
- I can't, I can't wait.
- Ziggy, we got, uh,
lunch here with all
these little, little bugs
flying around here.
- Aw.
- How short is this shortcut?
[Jess] It's short,
this cut is short.
(Claire sighing)
- That is definitely true.
- Ziggy, you're going
- right ahead there.
- So far. (Laughing)
- Ziggs. (Laughing)
- Ziggy, please slow down.
- Yeah, like.
- I can't keep up with you
- like this.
- Can you wait? (Laughing)
- Zig.
- Okay, but,
but look at that tree,
it's really nice. (Laughing)
(Riley laughing)
- I like trees.
- You're actually steaming.
- No, I'm not.
- Like, I'm never.
- Nicest tree.
- Yeah.
I'm just. (Ziggy screaming)
- (ominous banging)
- (gasping) Zig?
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
[Ella] Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
- Jesus Christ.
- Ziggs?
- Where did she go?
- Zig?
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
- Zigs?
- Where'd she go?
- Did you see her?
- Ziggy?
- No, I heard her, though.
- I heard.
- Okay.
- Zigs?
[Riley] Gone, literally, gone.
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy, where are you?
God. (Jess panting)
Ziggy, what are you doing?
- Would?
- Where?
- Where?
- She wasn't this far up.
Jesus Christ. (Static hissing)
[Ella] Where did she go?
[Ziggy] Guys.
[Riley] I can hear her.
- (footsteps rustling)
- Ziggs?
It's this way.
- Ziggs, Ziggs?
- Ziggy?
[Ziggy] I'm down here.
Zig? (Ziggy groaning)
[Riley] What the hell?
- Ziggy?
- Oh my God.
- Ziggy?
- Oh my.
- God.
- Shh, shh.
[Ziggy] (groaning) Oh, my leg.
Her leg, she
says it's her leg.
- I can't move it. (Straining)
- How do we get her out?
Well, what are we
supposed to do now?
Oh my God.
How deep does that go?
(Ziggy groaning)
- Really far.
- Ziggy?
- I need you to come for me.
- We're coming.
(panting) I can't.
- (Ziggy groaning)
- Well, I guess
a couple of us are
gonna have to go down
- to get her out.
- We have to go down there,
- Just, just.
- Hurry.
- Oh God.
- Get me out of here.
[Riley] Just hang on, Ziggs.
There's no reception.
Anyone else?
- Mm-mm, no.
- No, nothing.
We can't wait for help,
- we have to get her.
- No, no, no,
- yeah, no, she needs
help. - I need you to come down
- and get me help.
- I think.
[Ella] Ziggy, just hold on.
[Ziggy] (panting) Oh my God.
- Aw, right, um.
- Help, guys.
[Jess] Ziggs, it's okay,
- we're gonna get you.
- Please.
[Jess] It's okay.
I can climb down,
I can climb down to get her.
- I'll come.
- I'll come
- with you as well.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- (Claire sniffing)
- Oh my God.
Fuck. (Jess groaning)
- I've got the ladder.
- Okay, okay.
- Fuck.
- Okay.
(Ziggy panting)
- Ziggy, I'm coming.
- Be quick.
Help. (Panting)
(Ziggy shivering)
You okay?
- Oh God, it's really bad.
- You're fine, you're fine.
- It's so bad.
- Yeah, you don't say?
- Fuck.
- Can you move it at all?
- Okay.
- I don't even wanna try.
Yeah, no, definitely
don't move it.
It's okay, just breathe,
- just breathe.
- I've still got loads
- of battery.
- I know, we need it.
What do we do? How do
we get her up there?
We're gonna have to carry
her between us, aren't we?
(dog barking)
- Do you hear that?
- Is that?
Yeah, sounds like a dog.
- Mm.
- A dog?
- Why's there a dog down here?
- That's a good sign,
- that's a good sign.
- What is a dog
- doing down here?
- That's a good sign,
- that's a good.
- I mean, if a dog's
down here, that's
great, that's great.
It's owner must be
here, that's good, right?
- Yeah.
- Hello?
(trapdoor squeaking)
- No.
- Oh my God.
- No.
- Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
- Hello?
- No, no,
- no.
- Is somebody up there?
[Claire] Is it shut?
[Riley] Oh my God.
- Can you open it?
- (trapdoor banging)
- Guys, it's shut.
- Help.
I'm having a panic attack.
No - It's all right,
- it's all right, it's fine.
- Wait.
- Help.
- Help.
- Help us.
- Help.
- (static hissing)
- Should we try
and carry her, though?
(Ziggy panting)
I don't wanna, I don't
wanna leave her here.
Okay, Jessica, you and
Ziggy just stay here.
Keep looking at, keep
looking at Jessica.
- Okay.
- Keep breathing.
It's gonna be okay, we're
gonna go to the entrance,
we're gonna open the door
and we're gonna get
you an ambulance,
- okay?
- We'll be as quick
as we can, Ziggy, okay?
- Jess, just hold on.
- Just hold on.
- Just hold on, just hold
on. - Just hold on a sec here.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- It's okay.
- Are you okay
just you here, do
you want me to stay?
Uh, yeah, it's
okay, it's okay.
- Do you have to?
- We just need to go.
- Yeah.
- We have to,
we have to find our way,
it's fine, it's fine.
It won't be long,
- won't be long.
- Okay.
- Just, please.
- Yeah, we'll, we'll literally
- come right back.
- Ella, can you go
grab the camera?
[Ella] Yeah, yeah.
[Claire] We got this.
[Riley] I feel like.
- (static hissing and whirring)
- One day,
we'll find it quite funny.
[Claire] Straight,
and then left.
[Riley] Yeah.
I mean, it all kinda looks
the same, doesn't it?
[Claire] All right, go on.
- No, just.
- Um, so maybe
staying straight is safer,
so we don't get lost.
[Ella] Yeah, yeah,
that sounds like a plan.
I really hope that
her leg's not broken.
I mean, it looked pretty broken.
She couldn't stand on it.
Could it be a sprain, though?
I, I know nothing about.
Ella, are you okay?
[Ella] Yeah, it's just my
mind probably playing games.
(sighing) I know, but we're
gonna get out of here quickly,
and you know what?
We'll be able to
laugh about it later.
[Ella] I don't think
it's very funny, Claire.
Did you see Ziggy's leg?
Yeah, I did,
and that's obviously not funny,
but I think, as a whole story,
like when she's
patched up,
when she's on crutches,
when we're all happy
at your wedding.
[Ella] It will be a hell
- of a tale at least.
- Yeah,
it'll be quite a
story. (Laughing)
And Ziggy will be the
first to laugh, to be fair.
Yeah, maybe.
[Claire] What are the chances?
I don't think we
should go too far guys.
(Claire and Ella laughing)
- Wait.
- Oh man.
[Claire] What? What is that?
[Riley] It's some
creepy-ass mannequins.
Okay, I really
don't like them.
Ella, look.
- Shit.
- They're grey.
- (static hissing)
- Why do they look like that?
[Claire] They're
wearing makeup as well.
[Riley] That guy on the
right really creeps me out.
- Yeah.
- What would his voice be?
(Riley and
Claire laughing)
[Ella] Okay, okay.
That's enough, let's go.
[Claire] Ah,
nah, the little one
in the middle's
kinda cute really.
- (Claire laughing)
- Oh, what?
We found you a date?
At least it's not my dad, hey?
[Ella] I can't
believe you guys
are still joking around.
I'm sorry, Ella.
- You're still.
- I know, like,
I know I'm doing it.
We have to laugh, Ella,
otherwise, we'll, we'll cry,
do you know what I mean?
It's, it's one of them.
[Ella] Well, I'm
glad you're having fun.
Okay, we're just
trying to make
the best of the
situation, you know?
[Riley] It's literally
my coping mechanism.
(footsteps scratching)
Look, there's
footprints this way.
[Claire] Okay, so it
must be getting near.
(static hissing)
The wall oh, you.
(static hissing)
(Claire laughing)
[Ella] Guys.
- Sorry.
- I'm not even kidding,
I just literally
had a heart attack,
so yeah, that's nice.
(Claire laughing)
I'm just noticing the
walls are, like, growing mould.
[Ella] What was that?
- What?
- What?
[Ella] Did you see that?
- See, see what?
- I'm, I'm looking at you.
[Ella] There was someone there
- behind you.
- What did you see, Ella?
Ella, what did you see?
[Ella] I thought there was
someone there behind you.
[Riley] No.
[Claire] Nope.
[Riley] No, just dark tunnels.
Nothing here.
(static hissing)
It's just your,
don't worry about it,
it's just your mind
playing tricks.
- Let's, let's keep going.
- We've all had
too much to drink.
- Yeah.
- We just gotta (clapping)
- Get out.
- Let's keep going.
- Keep going.
- Aw, this door is gross.
[Claire] Riley,
mind these wires.
- Yeah.
- Are you, you all right?
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you good?
Do you want me to hold 'em back?
[Riley] Okay, Ella?
[Ella] Yeah, thanks.
Okay, just be careful.
[Claire] Then there's
also a step here.
- Here.
- I'm good, I'm good.
- Then there's.
- There's also a massive hole
on the left, don't
fall down it, please.
And just don't touch anything.
(eerie music)
[Riley] No, fine.
[Claire] It's
really safe, isn't it?
- Really safe, yeah.
- (puckering) Yuck.
And mind your head.
Ella, what do you think this is?
[Ella] I don't know.
Like a bed?
Yeah, it looks real comfy.
[Ella] Okay, so maybe
a door, I don't know.
Yeah, look, look at,
like, the nails, though.
It looks like a torture
contraption thing.
[Riley] Literally.
Do you wanna go ahead, Ella?
(sighing) Yeah.
(Ella groaning) You okay?
You, you, I can
lead if you want?
[Ella] No, it's all right.
[Claire] I got
you, I'm behind you.
[Riley] Claire.
(eerie music continues)
(Ella gasping)
(Ella swearing in
foreign language)
[Riley] Ha, the Dutch
comes out. (Laughing)
[Ella] Why is that there?
- It's there to scare you.
- Just like that?
[Claire] It might
be part of the tour
when they bring the
school children around.
[Ella] School
children come down here?
(Claire faintly speaking)
Well, that seems like a hazard.
(Claire faintly speaking)
[Riley] It literally
gets smaller and smaller
this way, guys.
[Claire] Careful, there's
a big wire above your head.
[Riley] Yeah, I see that.
[Ella] Oh,
nevermind. (Indistinct)
Yeah, no, probably not a good
idea to keep going this way.
- It must be.
- I think,
I think let's not
go down there...
- Must be the other way.
- Let's go back.
[Claire] These could literally
fall down at any minute.
(Claire laughing)
- Oh, don't say that.
- Don't say that. (Laughing)
[Claire] Creepy as fuck.
[Riley] Okay,
okay, just, yeah,
we'll just go to
the right this time.
[Claire] He hasn't
moved, we're all good.
- Yep.
- Waiting for him
to wink at us
or something.
[Riley] Really
reassuring there, Claire.
(Riley and
Claire laughing)
(Ella faintly speaking)
[Riley] Ooh.
(footsteps shuffling)
[Riley] Are you good, Claire?
Yeah, I'm just
freezing now. (Laughing)
(sniffing) I'm fine.
- It's creepy.
- Yeah. (Sniffing)
Aw, careful here.
[Riley] Quick, here,
here, hold on to me.
[Claire] Hey, I think, are we?
I think this is good, I
seem to remember this.
[Riley] Yeah, that looks
more the end of the tunnel.
- [Claire] Yeah.
- (faintly speaking)
Guys, it is.
I think it is.
You all right, Ella?
- Aw, I am now.
- See?
Told you we'd find it.
[Ella] Oh, thank God.
- [Claire] Yeah, so happy.
- (laughing) (sniffing)
[Riley] Okay.
- Oh.
- All right.
- Got it?
- Yeah, no.
After you, mademoiselle.
(door banging) Oh. (Laughing)
Oh wow.
(footsteps shuffling)
(door banging)
- Anything?
- Oh.
- Hey.
- Cool.
(Riley and
Claire laughing)
[Ella] Good job, Riley.
[Claire] Oh, look, um,
the door.
[Ella] Oh my God, the door.
[Riley] Go, go, go, go, go.
(door rattling)
(latch squeaking)
- Yes, Riley, aw, my God.
- (Riley sighing)
(door rattling)
(Claire sighing) Are you joking?
It's locked, here.
- Okay, it's locked.
- No, no, no, no.
Hi, hello?
- Hello?
- Anyone?
(door banging)
[Claire] Help.
[Ella] Please, help us.
[Ella] Do you know
what's on the other side?
[Riley] It's, it's
the other entrance.
[Ella] Yeah, but
are the people there?
- Are there houses?
- It's the middle
of the night.
(Claire sighing)
(door banging)
[Ella] So no one can hear us?
[Riley] No one can hear us.
(door rattling)
[Ella] Well, can
you find something
to, to break
the lock with?
Maybe, maybe some
tools or something?
[Claire] Yeah, could
we try and break it open?
[Riley] Because there's a
padlock on the other side,
it's not gonna
do any good.
[Ella] Well, we
could at least try.
(footsteps clopping)
(door rattling)
[Riley] I don't know what
this is supposed to do.
Like, everything
is rusted.
(phone ringing)
- What?
- Why is there
a phone ringing?
- I don't know.
- Where is that coming from?
I don't know.
[Ella] Pick it up, quickly.
No, but it's coming from here,
it's coming from
inside the display.
How is that possible?
[Claire] Don't be stupid,
it can't be connected.
It can't be, none of
them are plugged in.
Yeah, but they're
ringing, aren't they?
You hear it.
[Ella] It really is
coming from in there.
[Claire] It is louder here.
[Claire] It can't,
it can't be, though.
[Ella] We have to open it.
[Claire] What? Now we're
gonna break the glass?
- Really?
- No, no, look,
it's screwed in, we
can just open it.
I don't care how it works,
it's a working
phone, we have to.
We don't have a
screwdriver, Riley.
Really, Ella, are we doing this?
[Ella] Well, what,
what is your suggestion?
What do we do then?
Well, I feel like
we're going mad here.
Like, we can't break
into this display.
(Jess faintly shouting)
- Was that Jess?
- Yeah, it was Jess.
- Okay, leave this.
- Fuck this.
- Jess?
- Jess?
[Riley] We're coming.
[Claire] You
must've, thank God.
[Riley] Oh, thank God
the lights are on, though.
[Claire] Jess?
Wait, listen.
Can you hear her?
- Claire?
- It's coming from back there.
- Down there.
- Jess?
[Ella] Run, run.
[Riley] I'm running.
[Ella] Wait, which
way did we come from?
[Riley] I don't remember.
- No, it's not.
- If you'll listen, listen,
shut up, listen.
[Jess] Ella.
I guess just retrace the steps
and go back to the.
- To the shaft.
- To the shaft.
[Claire] Anyone remember?
[Ella] Was it left?
(Jess faintly speaking)
[Riley] Jess?
[Claire] Aw, this
is, I hate this.
[Riley] Jess?
I hope she's okay.
(Claire sighing)
- (static hissing)
- Yeah, yeah,
it's that way, it's that way.
- Jessica.
- Jess?
[Ella] Jessie?
Can someone, can
anyone hear her?
Jess? (Jess crying)
I got you, I got you.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- Ziggy.
- What happened?
- Ziggy.
- What happened?
What happened? What
happened? What happened?
[Jess] Ziggy's gone.
- Ziggy's gone.
- What do you mean.
Ziggy's gone?
We gotta find her,
I don't know where,
- I don't know.
- Okay, okay, okay,
it's okay, we're gonna find her.
What do you mean she's gone?
- She's just gone.
- She can't walk, Jess.
She's gone, she's
gone, she's gone.
(Claire faintly speaking)
[Ella] Ziggy?
[Claire] Ziggy?
[Ella] Ziggy?
(static hissing)
She just, she's
just. (Panting)
- Jess.
- Jessica, tell me
- what happened.
- Jess, what happened?
You were sitting with
her where we left you.
[Jess] She just disappeared.
Did you get up?
- No.
- Did you go for water?
No, no, I didn't move,
I didn't move, I didn't move.
I didn't do anything
and she's just gone,
she's just gone, she's
just gone. (Crying)
She's just gone,
- she's gone.
- We need to back right now.
- Yeah.
- She still has to be there.
Yeah, she has to be,
she couldn't, she couldn't move.
Um, do you guys wanna
go back to the shaft?
- Yeah.
- I think,
I think we should
all go, I don't think
- we should split up.
- Go together?
No, don't, don't
leave, don't leave.
- Okay, okay.
- Don't leave,
- don't leave me.
- Okay.
We're gonna go back together.
Wanna take this arm?
Don't leave me,
don't leave me.
[Riley] Are you okay, Ella?
- I'm fine.
- Yeah.
Right, okay.
- Ready?
- Come on up.
- It's okay, it's okay.
- Okay, okay.
We're gonna go back.
Just put your arms around me.
(Riley screaming) (Jess crying)
[Claire] Fucking hell.
No, no, it's fine, it's okay.
- Aw, not again.
- It's just the power,
- it's just the power.
- Not again.
- It's just the power.
- It's just the power,
- it's just the power.
- Not again, no.
[Claire] I've got my torch,
I'm gonna put my torch on, okay?
- Don't leave me.
- Ella, get your torch out.
(footsteps crunching)
- We need to find her.
- (Jess groaning)
- Okay.
- Mm.
[Jess] Okay.
(Claire faintly speaking)
(static hissing)
Do you hear something?
[Claire] Let's keep going.
(footsteps shuffling)
Are you okay?
Are you gonna be sick?
Do you need to take a break?
I don't wanna stop.
[Claire] She
can't have gone far,
she could barely walk.
How could she
have gone anywhere?
Oh God.
[Riley] Yeah, no,
definitely not that one.
- No, no.
- Yeah, no.
[Riley] I think we just
need to keep moving on up.
[Claire] Yeah.
Does anyone remember this?
Not with the lights off.
I mean, it all looks the same.
[Riley] Really does.
(ominous music)
(Claire faintly speaking)
(Ella & Claire laughing)
(ominous banging)
Did you hear something?
[Riley] Ziggy?
[Claire] Ziggs?
[Riley] No, we actually
came from that end
and she wasn't there,
so that can't be her.
(Claire faintly speaking)
Let's just keep our
voices low, just in case.
Oh God.
[Claire] Whoa, guys.
[Claire] What is that?
[Riley] Who set up all this?
Look, people have been here.
Come on.
That symbol, that means
we can get out of here.
Well, if someone got in,
we should be able to get out.
[Claire] Exactly.
- Ella, come on, let's go.
- I don't think we should
mess with that.
- What?
- I don't think
we should mess with that,
I think we should go back.
- Ella.
- I think we should go
- back first.
- Ella, it's just a shape
on the floor.
- Ella.
- It's the devil's mark.
[Claire] Okay, there's no
such thing as the devil's mark.
- It's good, it's good.
- Let's not fuck around
with that.
[Claire] This is a good thing,
this means we can
hopefully get out.
- It's the devil's mark.
- It's,
it's not the devil's mark,
it's just a shape on the ground.
[Claire] Come one, guys.
Ella, come on, you
can't go around that way.
[Claire] Aw, Jess,
go over there, please.
Do I have to, seriously?
My God.
Once upon a time.
(Riley laughing)
In the dark tunnels.
- Stop it, come on.
- Some girls went down.
- This is ridiculous.
- Oh.
(Claire and
Riley laughing)
That was really anticlimactic.
- (Claire and Riley laughing)
- Shh, shh.
Will you guys shut up?
- Just shut up.
- Okay.
[Ella] Put that back,
let's not mess with it.
(Riley laughing)
(Riley faintly speaking)
(Claire laughing)
Sorry, Ella, let's, I,
I've got, I've got you,
come on, we're going,
we're going out this way,
- we're gonna find Ziggy.
- Yeah, sorry, Ella.
(Riley laughing)
Okay. (Ominous banging)
- (Jess whimpering)
- Fuck was that?
Was that you?
That was not me.
It fucking was.
- (laughing) It was you.
- (Claire laughing)
Guys, come on.
And it wasn't me.
Anyone hear what that was?
Was that actually not you?
- No.
- Come on, just keep going.
Do not step in it.
(wind blowing)
(Riley screaming)
- What was that?
- Okay, what was that?
Okay, that's it,
that's it, that's it.
I told you not to
fucking mess with this.
[Claire] I'm
actually freaking out.
[Riley] Ella.
[Claire] Ella,
wait for us, please.
[Riley] Ella.
- [Claire] Riley.
- (faintly speaking)
[Riley] Ella, slow down.
[Claire] Yeah, Ella, wait up.
[Riley] If this is Ziggy
playing a trick on us,
I'm gonna kill her.
(Claire faintly speaking)
Ella, Ella, Ella?
- Come on.
- You're all right, it's okay.
[Ella] Can you just stop
fucking around, all right?
(Riley faintly speaking)
(Jess sighing)
- I've got you, okay?
- Yeah, I know that,
- I know that, Ella.
- You're not
- taking this seriously.
- You can't run off like that,
you can't run off like that.
Ziggy has disappeared,
we're, we, we don't know
where the fuck we are.
Don't run off.
Yeah, please, we just,
we gotta stick together
- and get out of here.
- I know you're scared, Ella.
I know you're scared.
- I'm sorry.
- Right, Riles,
which way do you reckon?
I'm sorry.
- Um.
- It's fine, let's just go.
- Let's just go.
- Just go this way.
Come on, guys.
- Come on.
- Can you, can you be sure?
[Riley] It's
impossible to be sure.
It's dark, I don't
know where we are.
We can try, we just gotta try.
(lights buzzing and shunting)
[Claire] Aw, amazing.
[Ella] She did it.
[Ella] Okay, guys, come on.
[Claire] Yeah.
Riley, this way.
I don't know.
[Ella] Riley.
Oh God, what if she
doesn't come back? (Sighing)
[Claire] That dripping
is just not helping, is it?
(water dripping)
Oh, must be her.
(laughing) Where's she gone?
That's Riley, that's
Riley, it must be.
- Aw, thank God.
- Well done.
[Riley] I'm coming.
[Claire] Getting
really worried there.
I've not ran so much
in my life. (Panting)
(footsteps shuffling)
I've got goosebumps.
[Claire] Yeah, it's so cold.
I don't know if it's the cold
or it's just the weird
atmosphere down here.
Literally. (Sighing)
(eerie music)
Did you hear that?
[Riley] Ella,
did you hear that?
[Ella] Yeah.
It's kinda eerie.
What is that noise?
[Riley] I don't know.
(footsteps shuffling)
[Claire] Think it's
coming from this way.
That way.
You hear that?
[Claire] Come on.
- Ugh, what the hell?
- Gross.
[Claire] Yeah, it's getting
louder, you're right, Ella,
I think it's that way,
I think it's that way.
[Riley] It's this
way, you can tell.
(eerie music continues)
Okay, come on. (Sniffing)
[Ella] Are you okay, Jessie?
(eerie music
is distorting)
Can you hear it?
(eerie music
distorting continues)
It's still 3:18,
how is that possible?
What time do you have?
[Ella] So why
haven't we changed?
[Claire] That must be
when we came down the shaft.
[Riley] Everything
about this place is weird.
[Ella] So how long
have we been down here?
Aw, it's gotta be
a few hours at least.
I don't know.
[Ella] You think
we'll get out of here
in time for the wedding?
Yeah, of course, Ella.
[Claire] Yeah, we
have to, we will.
Well, Abby will be looking
- for me, so.
- Yeah, she will.
[Riley] Yeah, then when we
don't come back to the hotel.
They'll come find us.
[Claire] How?
Well, I mean,
Guernsey's not that big.
But who would think to
look in the underground tunnels
when they're closed?
[Riley] Don't say that.
[Ella] Well, maybe, maybe
there's a maintenance guy.
gonna be down here.
[Claire] It's
closed for the season.
(Ella sighing)
We'll just keep looking.
There's multiple exits,
we just gotta keep trying,
keep going, you know?
We'll get Ziggy,
we find Ziggy,
and we'll, we'll get out.
[Jess] This makes me think
of a boy in school. (Laughing)
[Claire] Seriously?
(Jess laughing)
- Explain. (Laughing)
- Not really what
I was thinking.
(Jess laughing)
- No. (Laughing)
- (Riley laughing)
He was obsessed with
the Nazis and the war
- and the occupation.
- Oh. (Laughing)
Like, fully obsessed,
he wouldn't shut
up about it ever.
I think I learned more from him
than I did in my
history lessons.
(everybody laughing)
[Claire] He'd
have loved it here.
- Yeah. (Laughing)
- Oh yeah.
He'd have known
where to go. (Laughing)
Yeah, he knew all about it,
he came all the time.
He used to talk about
one story in particular
about a tunnel.
The, the, the slave
labourers, I think Frenchmen,
according to him
anyway, were building.
And one day, uh,
well, apparently it just
went very, very wrong.
[Claire] What
do you mean wrong?
Um, tunnel collapsed.
- Oh God.
- Oh.
Killed most of them.
[Claire] That's awful.
Yeah, it's a really
nice thing to think about
while we're here.
[Claire] Yeah, Jesus.
(lights buzzing)
[Riley] I'm not
gonna go to sleep,
so, I don't know,
if you wanna shut your
eyes for a bit, I'll.
[Ella] I don't know
if I can sleep here.
- Hello?
- Shh.
Did, did you hear that?
[Ella] Yeah, is that Ziggy?
[Jess] Where's it coming from?
[Ziggy] Are you there?
[Claire] All right, come on.
- Ziggy?
- Are you sure?
I thought it was the other way.
[Jess] Uh.
[Ziggy] Guys?
- Is it there?
- Ziggy?
Guys, come on.
- Ziggy.
- It's back this way now.
[Claire] Ziggy?
[Ziggy] Claire?
[Jess] Ziggy, where are you?
I think it's this way.
- It was definitely that way.
- I don't know.
- Yeah.
- Ziggy?
- Not down here.
- Ziggy?
[Ella] It's like
it's coming from
inside the walls?
I don't think it's her.
I think something's
messing with us again.
Don't say that.
(voice shouting in
foreign language)
- Whoa.
- What was that?
- What was that?
- That wasn't Ziggy.
- What was it?
- That definitely
wasn't Ziggy.
No, no, no, no,
no, just keep moving,
just keep moving,
just keep moving.
- [Claire] What?
- What was it, Riley?
- I don't know.
- I don't know,
- something not right.
- Keep moving.
Claire, come on.
- Claire, keep up, come on.
- Hang on, wait, wait.
[Riley] Do you
feel like a bride?
[Ella] I do, yes.
[Riley] I do.
- I do.
- I do. (Laughing)
[Ella] I do.
That was good practise.
[Riley] Look at your, like,
proud little family behind you.
[Claire] We actually are.
(Riley and
Claire laughing)
[Jess] Aw, I wanna hug.
- She's got one on.
- She's got one on.
Dah, dah, dah, dah,
dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
- Oh.
- Aw. (Laughing)
[Claire] Aw, you're stunning.
(Riley and Jess laughing)
[Jess] I think
it's gonna be you.
(Riley and Jess laughing)
(no audio)
(no audio)
(faint banging)
(Ella sniffing)
(footsteps shuffling)
(camera rattling)
(footsteps clopping)
(footsteps shuffling)
(Ella sighing)
(pee trickling)
(ominous music)
(faint banging)
(footsteps clopping)
(ominous music continues)
(footsteps clopping continues)
(footsteps shuffling)
(loud explosion)
(static hissing)
(dramatic music)
(static hissing and whirring)
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
[Ella] Guys, Guys.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
(alarm blaring)
(Ella screaming)
[Ella] What?
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
[Ella] What? Who are you?
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
[Ella] Let go.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
(screaming) Let go.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
I can't understand,
please, please, sir,
I, I don't understand.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
(static hissing and whirring)
Get off me. (Grunting)
(static hissing and whirring)
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
(Ella screaming) (gun blasting)
(static hissing and whirring)
(tinnitus ringing)
(Ella crying)
(static hissing and whirring)
[Riley] Ella?
Are you there?
- Ella.
- Over there.
- Ella.
- Ella, Ella.
- Ella, come on.
- Ella.
- No, no.
- Ella, it's okay.
[Jess] It's us, don't
worry, it's us, it's us.
[Ella] Did you,
did you see him?
Did you see him?
- Who Ella, who?
- Come on, you're okay.
- (static hissing and whirring)
- He's coming back.
We have to go, we have to go,
- we have to go.
- I, I know, I know, I know.
We'll get, we'll
get you outta here.
- He will try to come back.
- Come on, okay,
- okay.
- Listen to me, there's no one
here right now, okay?
We'll get you out of here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Can you stand up?
Can you stand up?
- Come on.
- It's okay, ready?
- One, two. (Grunting)
- Come on.
[Riley] Okay.
- Put your arm around me.
- Come on.
(footsteps shuffling)
(eerie music)
Are you all right?
Breathe, Ella, you're
safe now, okay?
[Ella] Yeah, oh gosh.
[Claire] Have
we been down here?
[Riley] I don't know,
- it all looks the same.
- They all look the same.
It's okay.
It's okay, put your
head back for me.
It's okay, we're gonna
get us out of here.
We're gonna get us out of here.
- Yeah.
- And everything's
gonna be okay,
you'll see Abigail.
- Yeah.
- You're gonna see Abigail,
- Yes.
- Gonna get married
- to Abigail.
- Yes.
Just think of Abigail,
okay? (Ella and Claire laughing)
Just think of Abigail,
(laughing) okay?
(Jess faintly speaking)
- (laughing) Yeah, she did.
- Yeah, literally.
Lie down, you good?
- Yep?
- Yeah.
[Claire] (faintly speaking)
[Ella] I, I don't know, but I.
(static hissing and whirring)
[Claire] I, I, just don't get
how he just then
disappeared, Ella.
Yeah, you said that.
I, I don't know what
to tell you, okay?
There was a bang,
there was a man,
he took me somewhere.
I called out for you,
and you, you guys left me there.
There was a bang,
and then he disappeared.
I just, I'm only asking
again 'cause I, obviously,
- you can't disappear.
- No, I don't think now
- is the time to ask her.
- I, I know,
I, I, it's not I don't
believe it at all, I.
- Well, I'm not crazy.
- I know, I was trying
- to understand it.
- I'm not fucking crazy,
- Claire.
- I know you're not crazy.
I never said that you're crazy.
[Jess] Look, we've had
this conversation already.
We don't need to do
it again right now.
- Okay.
- Look at me, look at me.
I, I know, it's awful,
it, it looks so painful.
I'm not saying it didn't happen,
I'm not saying it didn't happen.
I'm just trying to understand
exactly what you saw
so we know where he is,
if he'll come back,
like, what exactly it was.
And maybe the bang to the head,
like, you know, you started
to imagine other things.
[Ella] I'm wasn't
imagining it.
I'm not, okay, okay.
You're right, Jess,
you're right, I.
Say, that's not fair,
Riley, that's not fair.
- Seriously, I didn't say that.
- You're the least
trustworthy person here in fact.
- What?
- Oh, Riley, that's harsh.
Well, it's not
harsh, it's not harsh.
[Claire] Where is
that coming from?
How many of us had
security tags on our costumes
when she gave them to us?
How many of us?
Wow, I can't believe
- we're doing this, Riley.
- Okay, no, no, no,
we're doing this.
Claire, security tags.
Why were there security tags
- on our costumes?
- Okay, I really don't want
- to get into it right now.
- No, Claire, no,
- admit it, admit it.
- I really, I really
don't want to get
into it right now.
[Ella] Can you guys
just stop shouting.
- Come on, admit it.
- I'm take them back.
You're not gonna,
- you're gonna take them back?
- I'm gonna take them
- all back.
- She's gonna take them back.
- It's fine.
- Oh my God, Riley,
I took the, I took
the clothes again.
Yeah, you broke the law.
- Do you know why?
- You broke the law.
Yeah, and you're not
letting me explain myself,
so why should I try
and talk to you?
You wanna know? I
did take the clothes
because I lost my job Riley.
[Riley] Yeah,
well, so, so, okay,
why didn't you tell me?
- (laughing) Oh my God.
- I'm supposed
to be your friend.
That is what you take from it?
Not, "I'm really sorry, Claire."
How did you lose your job?
Are you okay?
- Is your mum okay?"
- I wouldn't go
- stealing something.
- (laughing) Oh my God.
You're so fucking
unbelievable, do you know that?
You're so self-obsessed,
- you don't see things after.
- And you don't have morals.
You do not have morals.
You probably stole
something at your job,
- didn't you, Claire?
- Okay.
- I, I'm not.
- You wanna tell us?
How did you lose your job?
- How did you lose your job?
- Just, just.
[Riley] How did
you lose your job?
You're so, Riley,
and the point is,
like, you're so unbelievable.
Just shut the fuck up.
When we get out of here,
- I don't.
- Yeah, that's what you
usually do, tell me
to shut the fuck up.
- Blame me for everything.
- Riley.
No, you guys leave
me out of everything.
You guys leave me
out of everything.
You blame me for everything.
Oh, that's it, cry, go ahead.
Shut the fuck up, Riley.
Just, just leave me alone.
[Riley] You're so.
No, some thing's
have to be said.
Ella, I'm sorry, it
needs to be said.
Yeah, do you know
what has to be said?
Since you've gone to London,
you haven't given a shit
about any of us, Jess included.
Jess has thought this as well,
Ella as well,
we've all felt neglected, Riley.
It's you that doesn't see it,
it's you that's completely
in your own head,
completely self-obsessed.
And it's you that needs
- to look at yourself.
- You are ridiculous.
You guys leave me
out of everything.
No one calls me, no one speaks,
you don't call me,
when was the last time
you called me, Jess?
When was the last
time you called me?
None of you speak to me.
And you don't, do you?
You guys have got your
little Guernsey club,
leave Riley out of it.
It's fine, it's clear that
you guys don't want me here.
Guernsey club?
Do you know that Jess has
been really struggling
with her mental health recently?
Have you been there
- for her at all?
- Well, I don't know.
- No.
- Because you guys leave me
out with everything.
Stop filming me.
Stop filming me.
Just put this down, stop it.
You're genuinely
so, so not aware
of what any of
us have been
- going through at any point.
- Look, if you guys
all wanna gang together
and fix this your own way
and it's all my fault,
I'm just gonna take this,
- I'm gonna take this.
- Aw, don't.
[Riley] No,
Jessica, no, no, no.
[Jess] What are you doing?
[Riley] (faintly speaking)
[Jess] Why are
you storming off?
Oh, great.
(static whirring)
(sniffing) (sighing) I
hate this, I hate this,
I hate this, I hate this,
I hate this so much.
(Riley crying)
(sniffing) Oh God.
Pull yourself together.
Pull yourself together,
pull yourself together,
pull yourself together.
(Riley crying)
(static whirring)
(Riley sighing)
(Riley sniffing)
(ominous thudding)
(man whispering
in foreign language)
(man whispering in foreign
language continues)
(Riley whimpering)
(man whispering in foreign
language continues)
(bones cracking)
[Riley] No.
(man speaking in
foreign language)
(static whirring)
[Riley] No.
(man vomiting)
(static hissing)
(man pleading in
foreign language)
[Riley] Stay back, stay back.
(Riley screaming)
(phone ringing) (Riley crying)
(man speaking in foreign
language) (laughing)
(man laughing
[Riley] No, no.
(static hissing)
(man laughing
hysterically continues)
(glass smashing) (phone ringing)
(tool smacking)
(footsteps shuffling)
(phone banging)
(static hissing)
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
(caller speaking in
foreign language continues)
(phone rattling)
(footsteps clopping)
[Riley] Ella?
(static hissing and whirring)
Okay, I get it, I
get it, I get it,
you don't wanna see
me, I get it, I get it.
Can you look
at me, please?
I have something really
important to tell you.
I know you're mad at me,
I know you're mad
at me, I understand.
And I know
we're all angry,
there's not even time for
us to be angry at each other,
but I smashed the
window and I got phone,
and there's, there's
voice on the other end.
- Riley.
- I'm sorry, okay,
the voice on the other end,
they're speaking in French.
And they keep saying
the same thing,
again and again and again.
And I don't speak French
and I know you do,
so maybe, maybe there's
something in it, I don't know.
I don't know what he's saying,
can you, can you come with me?
Can you look at me please?
Can we just go?
It doesn't matter that your
mad at me at this point
because we need to
get out of here.
Please, Ella, please,
please, please, please.
- Fine.
- Please.
[Jess] Here, here you go.
(static hissing and whirring)
(footsteps clopping)
[Riley] It's fine, it's fine,
you can get annoyed
with me later,
you can bitch about me later,
I really don't care,
but just keep calm.
[Claire] Riley, what
are you talking about?
I don't understand, Riley.
No, that's not right.
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
- What does that mean?
- "Make sure to end
what has started,"
is what he's saying.
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
Oh God.
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
"Your only friend is the dog."
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
(laughing) Sorry.
Jess, Jess?
(Ella and Riley laughing)
(laughing) Our
only friend is Jess.
There's only one way out.
That's what he's saying,
"Your only friend is the dog."
- Our only friend is the dog.
- Are you sure?
Are you sure that's
what he's saying?
- Yeah.
- We finish what we began.
(static hissing)
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
(Ella speaking in
foreign language)
Careful, careful.
(Ella speaking in
foreign language)
Oh, sorry, baby.
Okay, so the dog is
our friend, we know that.
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
- Finish what started.
- Finish what started,
what does that mean?
[Jess] Finish
what has started.
It's, "Make sure
to finish what",
- what has begun."
- What started.
Or, "What has started."
[Claire] Okay,
not what we started.
- No, "What has started."
- "What has started."
(Ella speaking in
foreign language)
[Claire] Okay, okay.
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
[Claire] What does that mean?
(caller speaking in
foreign language)
"Make sure to finish
what has started."
- What has started?
- I don't get it.
[Ella] So, so when
Ziggy fell down?
[Riley] No, this
is what has started,
not what we started.
That'd be what we started.
[Claire] What had
started without us here?
[Riley] What did, what did we?
Like, the only thing I can
think of is the, the room.
- What room?
- The pentagram.
- With the candles.
- The devil's mark.
The candles were lit.
- The five candles.
- Everything,
everything down
here has been crazy.
[Claire] Yeah, like,
how is this even ringing?
I mean.
Thank you, by the way,
it actually does feel better.
- Good.
- I'm sorry
that we fought, guys.
I'm sorry, too.
[Riley] We just need to
get ourselves out of here.
[Riley] I'm sorry.
Me, too.
(static hissing)
(static hissing)
Uh, I kinda think
it was around here,
but I could be completely wrong.
Oh, guys,
it's here.
- Yes.
- It's here.
Doesn't it feel
like a lifetime ago?
[Jess] (raspberry
blowing) Yeah.
So what do we do?
Where do we start?
I mean.
[Claire] So what
is the plan, guys?
[Riley] Oh, I get
goosebumps as come near it.
[Claire] What, what is the,
what even was the plan?
"Make sure to end
what has started."
Well, we didn't start anything.
[Riley] No, but this
was here when we arrived.
Exactly, so what?
Should we wipe it away?
- Don't know.
- What has,
what had been started
when we arrived?
- That's it.
- Yeah,
the candles were already lit.
[Riley] And then
they went out.
And then this
freaky shit started.
Guess we light
the candles.
You still got those lighters?
[Claire] Um, yeah, I do, yeah.
Hope that's good enough.
I don't know.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's, let's do
this, let's do this,
let's do this, come on.
What if it wasn't
that? (Faintly speaking)
(lighter clicking)
[Jess] Got no choice.
- We're starting right now.
- We have nothing else to do.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
We have no other option.
(eerie music)
Um, okay, what now?
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
- Oh no.
- Okay, okay,
let's sit, let's, uh, sit, sit,
sit around it, sit around it.
- Sit, sit.
- Okay, okay.
[Claire] Why are you sitting?
Because, I don't know,
I don't know what else to do.
(Nazi speaking in
foreign language)
Oh my God.
[Jess] Claire,
sit down, let's go.
Okay, what do they
do in, in the,
like, the, the sit
around the thing?
Close their eyes, they.
Uh, yeah.
Close, close your eyes.
Right, okay.
- What?
- Just close your eyes.
(mysterious whirring)
(static hissing)
(everybody screaming)
- It's making it worse.
- No.
[Claire] Should we
blow them out again?
It's making it worse.
- I don't know.
- Just close your eyes.
- Just close your eyes.
- Just close your eyes,
- everybody.
- Just make it go away,
make it go away.
(static hissing)
Okay, let's keep trying, um.
Just close them.
- Close your eyes.
- Let's just close them.
(static hissing)
(Jess whispering)
(static hissing and whirring)
(footsteps shuffling)
(static hissing)
(teen laughing)
- (laughing) Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
[Teen] Whoa.
(teen laughing)
What do we have here?
[Teen] What the heck?
[Teen] What is it?
I don't know. (Teen gasping)
- What is it?
- How did you get in?
- Come on.
- You are here.
- What?
- Actually, why don't you
- jump in the middle?
- Why don't you?
- Can you not see us?
- Hello?
Hello? (Teen laughing)
- What are you doing?
- (laughing) Easy. (Laughing)
[Teen] Kind of weird.
[Teen] It is a bit.
(teen laughing)
- Oh.
- What do you think that was?
- No idea.
- I don't wanna know.
- (laughing) Yeah.
- (teen laughing)
Where to next?
Maybe we should,
maybe we should go,
maybe we should follow them.
- Yeah?
- Right.
I don't.
(teens screaming)
(footsteps clopping)
[Claire] What the hell?
(eerie music)
(ominous popping)
(mysterious gasping)
(mysterious grunting)
(static hissing)
(static hissing)
(mysterious popping)
(everybody gasping)
(eerie music continues)
(Ella sniffing)
(mysterious thudding)
(everybody gasping)
(eerie music continues)
[Ella] Something is in here.
(eerie music continues)
(demon growling)
(Riley and Ella gasping)
(static hissing)
(footsteps scratching)
- Claire, no.
- Claire, Claire, no, no.
(Claire faintly speaking)
(demon growling)
[Claire] What is it?
What is it?
[Riley] Ella.
(eerie music)
(demon growling)
[Claire] What's
happening to her?
- (whimpering) Ella.
- (demon growling)
(eerie music continues)
(eerie music continues)
(demon speaking in
foreign language)
(Riley whimpering)
(demon growling)
(Riley whimpering)
(demon growling)
(dog barking) (demon hissing)
(demon growling)
[Ella] Run.
Run, run, run, run.
(demon growling continues)
(Ella and Riley
(lights buzzing)
(lights buzzing and shunting)
- [Ziggy] Ella?
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
- Ziggy?
- Zig?
- Can it be?
[Jess] Ziggy?
(Ella laughing)
[Ella] Oh my God.
- Aw.
- Thought I wouldn't
see you again.
[Claire] I've never been so
happy to see your stupid face.
(Ella and Claire laughing)
I've been here the
whole time. (Laughing)
I know, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry we left you.
Wait, you've been?
You have not been
here the whole time.
Where did you go?
I can't (laughing) move.
(static hissing)
I've been here the whole time.
- (dog barking)
- We, oh, wait, guys.
- It's the dog.
- Yeah, did you hear that?
[Riley] Just, just put
that around your leg.
Okay, okay, we
get to go leave.
Just, hey, just put some
pressure on it each side.
[Riley] Um, uh, okay,
I'm gonna go get the dog,
I'm gonna go get the dog.
Okay, okay.
Come on, Zig, you can do it.
Keep going, come
on, you've got this.
Just follow the dog.
You've got this, come on.
(Ziggy straining)
(Riley faintly speaking)
You've got this,
keep going, keep going.
(static hissing)
- (static hissing)
- I can hear him again.
(dog barking)
- [Jess] (gasping)
- Hey, good boy.
[Ella] Okay, Riley, I'll
chase and you do this.
[Riley] Okay, okay, okay.
(dog barking)
Guys, we're losing him.
(Claire and Jess
faintly speaking)
Guys, come on.
(Claire and Jess
faintly speaking)
(dog barking)
[Riley] Ella, Ella, keep up.
(static hissing)
(Ziggy straining)
All right, hope we
get out of here soon.
[Ziggy] Yep.
- Where has she gone?
- Guys, it's this way.
[Claire] Okay.
[Jess] We're coming.
Oh, what the fuck?
[Riley] Oh God.
Okay, let's just keep going.
- (static hissing)
- Riley, go ahead.
We'll catch you up, but
don't leave the dog.
Watch your head.
- You good?
- All right, I got you.
(dog barking) Let's go.
You got it.
- I got you, I got you.
- It's getting further away.
I think. (Sighing)
[Claire] Yeah, that way, Ella.
Can you guys keep up?
[Claire] No, just go
ahead, we'll catch up.
[Ziggy] Get the dog.
[Ella] Oh my God, you
guys, there's a door,
there's a door. (Door banging)
Come on.
Oh, come on,
just open, please.
It's gonna open.
Okay, come on.
You got it?
Yes, no? I don't know.
(Ella screaming)
(Riley, Jess, Ziggy
and Claire laughing)
- Oh my God.
- Sun, okay.
[Riley] Oh my God,
this is, this is unreal.
- Is there a door over there?
- Ella,
is a door round there?
[Ella] Hello?
Is somebody out there?
(door rattling)
We're here.
(door rattling)
[Jess] Come on,
we're almost there.
- (Claire laughing)
- Hello?
We got fresh air.
[Ella] I think I
can hear the ocean.
(door banging)
- Hello?
- Help.
(footsteps shuffling)
[Riley] Oh my God.
(phone alerting)
(Jess, Ziggy and
Claire laughing)
Are you breathing in this air?
- (Ziggy laughing)
- (laughing) Essentially.
(everybody panting)
(Jess and Claire laughing)
(phones alerting)
Aw, oh my God.
- Riley.
- Riley, get in.
(laughing) Bring it in.
(Claire, Ziggy
and Jess laughing)
[Jess] Okay, which way?
[Ella] Up here.
- Okay.
- Keep going out that way,
get as far away of
this horrible place
- as possible. (Laughing)
- All right,
- lead the way.
- Just go for it.
[Claire] Go, Riley, we're
following you, come on.
(Ziggy grunting)
- You guys okay?
- One, two, three.
(Jess, Ziggy and
Claire grunting)
(static hissing and beeping)
(waves crashing)
(Ziggy grunting)
- You good?
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Go, Jessica, the muscle.
- (Ziggy grunting)
- I know.
All right, let's keep going.
Aw, thanks.
[Jess] Okay.
[Claire] Are you good, Jess?
Oh yeah, I'm great.
- You sure? (Laughing)
- (Ziggy laughing)
Great, I'm great.
I'm not letting go.
(Riley laughing)
Everyday is leg day.
(Ziggy and Jess laughing)
Your tail looks so
long. (Laughing)
You good?
How can you still
look kind of elegant?
Guys, guys,
there's someone here.
- (static hissing)
- Help.
[Riley] Sir.
- Sir.
- Help.
- Please.
- Are you okay?
[Riley] Yeah,
yeah, sorry, uh, no,
I don't, I don't know
long we've been gone for.
Uh, can you pull an
ambulance, please?
Here, yeah, yeah,
sure, sure. (Riley coughing)
- Yeah.
- We need an ambulance.
- You can put me down.
- Okay, okay.
Okay, we're okay, oh God.
Okay, okay. (Ziggy grunting)
I can't wait for the wedding.
[Jess] Okay.
The sky is blue.
(Ziggy laughing)
- Uh, yeah, uh, five people.
- I never normally say,
"I don't want the wedding
to be as eventful,"
but I don't want the wedding
to be as eventful.
(Jess and Ella laughing)
[Passerby] Uh,
suspected broken leg,
but not sure.
Hi. (Crying)
[Ella] No, I'm okay.
(Ella crying continues)
I, I don't know.
No, I'm fine.
I, I've just really missed you.
(Ella laughing)
Yeah, no, we're never doing
this again. (Laughing)
(Claire and Ella laughing)
No, they're okay.
Ziggy's a bit banged
up, but we're okay.
- We're okay, Abigail.
- Just me.
- (Ziggy and Claire laughing)
- No, I'm okay.
- They've looked better.
- A bit, yeah.
(Ziggy and
Claire laughing)
I'm gonna maybe work some
angles for the wedding.
(Ziggy, Claire, Jess
and Riley laughing)
- Really? (Laughing)
- Solidarity,
we'll be there with you.
(everybody laughing)
Yeah, are you driving up?
(wind blowing)
- She's coming.
- She's coming?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's good.
(Ziggy laughing)
(transition hissing)
I love you so much.
[Riley] Love you.
(bright music)
(Claire and
Riley laughing)
[Riley] Ella, you're crying.
It's happy tears, I promise.
[Riley] Only happy
tears from now on.
- Yeah.
- (laughing) Okay?
(siren blaring)
(static hissing)
(camera rattling)
Let's go find the bride.
Ah, hello.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Oh my gosh.
- Looking ridiculous.
- Aw, yeah.
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
Do you like it? (Laughing)
Really, really like it.
[Claire] Well, you
all look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- I love that colour, Riley.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
[Jess] It's really nice.
(Riley laughing)
- Thanks, guys.
- Jess in yellow,
of course, love it.
(Riley and Ziggy laughing)
- Naturally.
- What do you expect?
And then the crutch
look for Ziggy. (Laughing)
- Yeah, amazing outfit.
- Yeah, and the socks,
- just yes.
- Oh, I know.
[Riley] We love
the commitment.
- Mm-hmm.
- Good choice,
- good choice today.
- How's she doing?
How's she doing?
[Claire] She's a
little bit nervous,
she looks stunning.
Can't wait for you to see it.
How much longer do you think?
Not long, I think
they're finishing up hair.
- Yeah, won't be too long.
- Guys, guys.
- [Receptionist]
- Just to let you know
that the taxi's here for you.
- Oh.
- What?
[Jess] Aw.
[Claire] Aw, aw.
Oh my God.
Of all the people.
(Claire laughing)
(Ziggy, Jess, Riley
and Claire laughing)
Look at you, you
look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
- (sighing) You ready?
Okay, let's get married.
(everybody laughing)
- Let's do this.
- We made it.
Good afternoon,
everyone, and welcome.
We're gathered here in
this beautiful room,
preparing to celebrate the
marriage of Abigail and Ella.
I call upon these
persons here present
to witness that Abigail and Ella
will be declared
lawfully wedded wives.
(Riley laughing) (bright music)
And I'm so glad that I moved
to Guernsey to be with you,
but I would move anywhere,
I would follow you to
the ends of the Earth.
And I'm so excited
to be your wife.
(Claire laughing)
Ella, before you
entered my life,
my life felt empty and
desolate, (sighing)
But you're my sun,
you're my life giver
and my reason to live.
I can't wait to spend the
rest of my life with you.
By the powers invested in me
as your authorised
civil celebrant,
it gives me the
greatest pleasure
to announce you wife and wife.
You may now kiss each other.
(friends and family
cheering and clapping)
(friends and family
cheering and clapping)
(lips smacking)
[Claire] Oh, okay.
(everyone laughing)
(garbled radio chattering)
(suspenseful music)
[Chief Inspector]
(sighing) Okay, PC Taylor.
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(footsteps crunching)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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(dog barking)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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chattering continues)
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(man whispering in
foreign language)
(ominous knocking continues)
(demon growling)
(man whispering in
foreign language)
(static hissing and shunting)
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