Vulcanizadora (2024) Movie Script
1
(ominous music)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
- Oh.
I forgot my keys on the bus.
(Derek exhales)
And definitely forgot my
Three Musketeers bar too.
- Why do you care?
- Favorite candy bar?
- No, your keys.
- My keys are my keys.
- So what?
- Well, I got my front door key.
Garage key.
Bike lock key, shed key.
- Yeah, but why do you care
about your keys at all?
- They're my keys.
I wish I had
basketball right now.
I love dunkin'.
Oh!
I think I lied, dude.
I don't think any of
these is gonna be left
by the time
we get to the bottom.
- I love chips, dude.
You know who loves
chips even more than me?
Jeremy.
He turned five last week.
He was at a birthday
party just eating chips.
I never thought I'd have
a kid who loved chips.
Nice shoes, man.
Nice shoes, dude.
I told you, this was
gonna be hardcore, man.
You didn't even
bring proper pants.
Oh.
But no.
Clarence Bates.
I mean, he used
to be way cooler,
but he was
the guy who'd go fishing,
and he'd catch a bunch of,
just a whole lot of carp.
And carp suck because
they're like bottom feeders.
And so he'd
come out in the woods,
and he dump all
the carp in a big pile.
And then...
Oh man.
Marty, I can't
even hear you, dude.
Are you talking?
Oh, you're right there.
And he'd pour all these piles
of carp out in the woods.
Oh, let's go this way, man.
Oh.
And they get all
stinky and rotten.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
And then, like, kids...
Kids would like
find them after school
and then take them home.
And tell their mom they
want fish for dinner,
'cause they found
them at the carp pile.
But now Clarence sucks.
Oh.
Samurai walk.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's right up here.
I'm telling you,
this is definitely the spot for
it.
You are gonna
lose your brain, dude.
This is gonna be so awesome.
Chad Arlt's cousin
put this out here like,
I don't know, a long time ago.
And I know this right here.
I know this right here.
Right here, dude.
Right here.
Yep.
Check it out.
Like, right in here.
Like...
Hold on a second.
Give me like, one minute, dude.
- [Marty] No, we don't have
time to look for your bullshit.
- This will be worth it.
You are gonna love this
the most of anybody.
Hold on.
Ah, man.
Hold on, dude.
Ah, crap.
Where are we?
Marty, one second.
Hold on.
This might not
be the right spot.
Just wait, dude.
No, we're due East.
We're due East. Definitely.
Nope.
You were wrong again.
Wrong spot.
This way.
My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
- [Marty] They don't do intro.
- Oh my gosh.
Marty, I'm just,
I'm rolling right now.
Don't say anything, okay?
Just let me do this.
Take two.
My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
And I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
Oh, Marty, when I point to you,
you shoot the bottle rocket.
- [Marty] It's
not gonna kill you.
- Oh.
Haven't you ever
seen Faces of Death?
Not everybody dies in it.
They get, like,
sometimes it's just like,
cool, weird injuries, man.
That's what this is.
I point to you, you
shoot the bottle rocket,
you don't have to say anything.
- [Marty] Whatever, man.
- Take three.
My name is Derek Skiba, and
you're watching Faces of Death,
and I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
(bottle rocket hisses)
(bottle rocket pops)
Dude!
You almost got me.
Marty, you got to
check this out, man.
This is gonna be really cool.
Hell yeah.
("Don Carlos,
Act IV: "Tu che le Venita")
(sticks thudding)
Aw.
Hey Marty, real quick, look.
(Derek laughs)
Aw!
(sticks thudding)
This one's pretty cool.
(sticks thudding)
(Derek grunting)
Hey, check this out.
Look at what I did right here.
- What?
- It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
- Oh.
- Here we go!
(sticks thudding)
(Derek grunting)
I'm done with that!
(ominous music)
(Derek exhales)
Come on.
This is a cool spot, man.
Oh yeah.
This would be
a good spot to look for it.
I wanna get up here, though.
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, help me up.
Come on, help me up.
Come on.
You know, hold
my foot, lift me up.
Come on.
Ready? One, two.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is
a good place to look.
This is a good place to look.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
- Come on.
I'm wet and cold.
Miserable.
- Huh?
I told you.
Pack appropriately.
Not that stuff.
- Yeah, well
we'd be there by now
if we didn't have to
stop every five minutes
for your nonsense.
- You said you were gonna
come on this trip for me.
This is part of the deal, man.
- No, I said no
such thing about that.
- We are on a camping trip
and we're gonna have a fire
and we're gonna have a tent
and we're gonna
make food tonight.
That's part of the deal, man.
No, it's not gonna
be a fucking fire, man.
- Come on up here.
Come on up here, this is cool.
Oh, Marty, this.
Come on.
I'm still trying
to find our directions.
I think you're
going the wrong way.
I think you're definitely
going the wrong way,
Marty. Oh.
That might be the right way.
That might be the right way.
Help me down.
Marty!
I'm stuck!
Ah.
Ah!
Marty, can
you please help me, dude?
Marty, what are you doing, man?
Whoa, what's that?
(ominous music)
Can you at least
help start a fire?
Please?
You'd be good at that.
- What?
- I said you're
good at building a fire.
You know about fire.
- The fuck is
that supposed to mean?
- What do
you think it means, man?
You know about fires.
It's kind of
the reason we're out here.
- Shut the up!
- Okay.
Okay.
Chill out.
This is a relaxing camping trip.
This is part of the deal.
You helped me set up camp.
We have a cool time.
And if you're not gonna help me,
I'm not gonna let you
sleep in here with me.
Oh my gosh.
Where are the stakes, dude?
I gave you the stakes bag.
I have a stomach ache too, man.
I shouldn't even be doing
this with a stomach ache.
You don't have a stomach ache.
I have a bad stomach ache, dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Yep. That ought to do it.
That's gonna catch.
Definitely.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, I just gotta add.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh.
Hold on, dude.
It's gonna be...
Don't rush me.
Just don't rush me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Maybe you're not the only one
who knows how to
start a fire around here.
Yes.
Where's all
the cardboard, Marty?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Look at that.
That's gonna catch.
That's gonna catch.
Yep.
Is it, is
it catching on your side?
Marty?
You should be helping.
Damn it.
Oh yeah, this isn't so bad.
You see my Jager Grail, right?
You want a drink?
Mm.
Mm.
Hmm.
I love my Jager Grail.
I was, I was wondering,
I was thinking last night like,
you were in
there for a long time
and like, do they have...
They have like,
those cool weight benches
with the big, those big
heavy weights and stuff
and like,
anybody could use those?
- Yes.
- I didn't know that if
I went in there, man,
I would get ripped.
It's like all I'd ever do, man.
Just be, just...
Mm.
Mm.
Getting ripped.
And you probably...
Did you,
you probably took showers
with like big
guys with cool tattoos
and scars and
big penises and stuff?
- Yes.
- Can I do
a little show for you?
I'm gonna do
a little show for you.
I've been. Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Come on.
Dude, they weren't
even plugged in!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
I had a little show.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, Marty.
Okay.
Marty, can you hear this?
Here we go.
It's gonna start.
Here we go, here we go.
I'm not the one
who's so far away
When I feel
the Jager enter my veins
Never did
I wanna be here again
Skipping.
Skipping.
(Derek exhaling)
Oh I know what I need.
Mm.
Ah.
Jager enter my veins
This is cool, dude.
This is what I've
been waiting for, dude.
This is what I'm
gonna miss about life.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Check this out, Marty.
Check this out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You know what this is from.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Semen
Semen
Semen, semen
I'm coming back again
Here we go.
I'm not the one
who is so far away
When I feel the Jager into
(Derek mumbling)
I lost it again.
Dude, hold on.
(Derek grunting)
I'm not the one
who's so far away
When I feel
the Jager enter my veins
(Derek humming)
I lost it again, dude, hold on.
Oh.
I got to go to bed.
I got to go to bed.
Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.
I'm gonna sit up.
Oh.
Oh.
Thanks for coming, dude.
This was...
Thank you, dude.
I needed this, man.
I needed this so big time.
I really need this, man.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna go night.
I'm gonna go night.
Let's go to bed, Marty.
Let's go to bed.
Come on.
Oh.
(birds chirping)
Okay.
(leaves rustling)
This is gonna be amazing, dude.
This is definitely it.
Definitely.
Oh dang.
Dang.
Oh.
I told you,
I told you, I told you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh yes.
Oh.
It's like that one
Indiana Jones movie.
Oh yeah.
Look at this, dude.
Here, look
You're looking at this?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is nasty.
Oh, look, dude!
- [Marty] That's what
you've been looking for?
- [Derek] Yeah.
Chad Arlt's cousin did this.
Oh.
Nasty!
Nasty.
Oh.
Oh, this is raunchy!
Look.
Whoa!
(firecracker pops)
That was kind of cool.
I mean, okay, I got.
Okay, I got a better one.
I got a better one.
These are called Black Mambas.
Watch yourself
on this one, dude.
Like plastic, dude.
Everywhere. You ready?
You should cover your ears too.
This is big time.
Here we go, dude.
Oh!
(firecracker pops)
Well...
Yeah, that kind of sucked.
- Give me your Jager Grail.
- What?
- Just give it to me.
- Why?
- You drink
Jager out of it, right?
You named it your Jager Grail?
- Yeah.
- Well, are you gonna
drink Jager ever again?
Tomorrow?
Ever?
- Well-
- Come on.
- That's my Jager Grail, dude.
That's 45 bucks.
- So?
It doesn't matter.
- This is my Jager Grail, dude.
What are you doing, dude?
Whoa, what is that?
- [Marty] I made it.
- [Derek] Let me see that.
I can tell you made it.
It's got glue on it and stuff.
It's heavy, dude.
What is this, like a M-80?
How many did you make?
- [Marty] Three.
One for now, two for later.
- Whoa!
(firecracker booms)
Oh, you asshole.
Oh.
I thought that was gonna be hot.
- That's the one.
- What do you mean, the one?
- You know.
- Oh.
- Show me.
Let's practice.
One, two, three, light.
- My Jager Grail, dude.
I...
- Derek, show me.
- Okay, I know, I know.
I know.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
- All right,
one, two, three, light.
- One, two, three, light.
- Yeah. Show me.
Oh yeah.
One, two, three.
Do it again.
- One, two, three, light.
- You got it?
- One, two, three, light.
- Yeah, one, two, three,
light, one, two, three, light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sure?
All right, yeah...
(birds chirping)
(urine dripping)
Derek, what is this?
- I'm peeing, Marty!
- Derek, what the fuck is this?
- What are you talking about?
- [Marty] These pink ribbons.
What are they?
- I don't know.
The guy who owns this
place,
he put them on there.
The DNR-
- The guy who owns
the land put them here?
I saw you put them on here.
What the fuck are they?
Is this so
you can find your way back?
(Derek grunts)
- I put it there in case you
wanted to find your way back.
- Well, I'm not going back.
- Well, I'm not going back.
- Well then, take it off.
- Fine.
- I'll strangle the fuck
out of you right now.
- You'll strangle me?
If you strangle me, how are
you gonna do it by yourself?
- Do what?
- You know.
- Say it.
- You still owe me money.
- For what?
- I paid your bail.
The 700 bucks, and you
said you'd pay me back.
And if you don't
go to your court thing,
I'm not gonna get that back.
- Well, I'm not going to court.
- Well then
you owe me money, man.
- Okay. You don't get it.
The money
doesn't matter anymore.
The fucking Jager Grail
doesn't matter anymore.
Nothing matters anymore.
- I know that.
It's still 700 bucks, though.
Marty, what are you doing?
That's my stuff!
That's my stuff!
(Jager Grail thuds)
Oh, cool.
Cool.
Break my $75 tent,
plus my Jager Grail.
That's like over a hundred
bucks and the bail.
You owe me like a thousand now.
Good luck paying me back, you
creepy felon, motherfucker.
Don't you fight me!
Don't you fight me!
Ow! Fuck!
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
(Derek grunting)
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
(Derek crying)
(wind howling)
Woo!
Marty.
Oh.
Woo.
Whoa!
Look, dude.
We made it!
The ocean.
- No, this is the lake.
- I know, just...
I just wanted to
call it the ocean, man.
Woo.
- All right, well, let's do it.
- Do what?
Oh, wait, no, wait, wait.
We're gonna do it on the beach.
- Yeah, we're on the beach.
Here we are.
- No, no, no.
On the beach.
You promised.
- Down there?
No, what have
we gotta go down there for?
- Oh yeah.
- Fuck.
(Derek laughs)
- Oh.
Oh yeah, (laughs).
Woo!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
(Derek laughs)
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
One last swim.
Let's do it.
Woo!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh.
Ohh.
Ah.
(water splashing)
Ah, woo!
I'm going hungry, yeah
I'm going hungry, yeah
Come on, dude!
Come on, one last swim!
Oh, come on.
Woo!
(water splashing)
It's freezing, dude!
Come on!
Come on!
Ah.
Ah!
Marty.
Okay, man.
You're missing it.
You're missing out.
(water splashing)
(ominous music)
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Ha.
Ha.
I was thinking about
something cool last night.
What if instead
we get like,
we get a crotch rocket?
Like we buy a crotch rocket,
like a really cool one?
Whatever.
And we both get on it.
You can drive if you want.
And then, and then
I'll get on the back,
and we just get
in that sucker...
Hoo.
And we just go...
Just like, like 150 miles
an hour down the street
and just whap right into
a store or something.
That might be really cool, dude.
- Last Gatorade.
- [Derek] Fine. Go for it.
- No going back now.
- I was also wondering,
okay, do you know that
if the police don't say,
"you have
the right to remain silent
"and it can be
used against you",
like if they forget to say that
or they didn't say that
to you, then you're clear.
- No, I'm guilty.
- Okay.
What if, and like,
what if we just sit
here for a little bit
and then like this big
ocean liner comes by
and we just swim
out there like mad,
just huff it,
jump on that sucker,
and then just wherever
it takes us, it takes us
and we get
like, change our names,
get some cool new clothes,
hang out with some cool chicks,
and we've got
like a whole new life.
- I'm guilty.
- Okay.
That was pretty fucked
up what you did, man.
And I don't know.
You know, Joe Domingo's
dad used to work there,
and he went the next day
to help him clean up,
and he said it was just like
melted tire rubber everywhere.
Like it melted into the
sidewalk and into the streets
and, and people who saw
the fire that day said,
it was like
a mushroom cloud, just black.
And, and that could probably,
that probably somebody said
like, put like a little new
hole in the ozone layer.
But anyway, that I, I can't
believe you did that, man.
Like, why would you do that?
- I didn't mean to.
(Derek exhales)
- You don't think that we can
go to hell for this, right?
- [Marty] No.
- Why not?
- Because hell doesn't exist.
- [Derek] Oh, come on, man.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
- I do.
God told me.
- Oh, come on, man.
That doesn't...
When did you see God?
Did you see him in jail?
- Mm-mm.
When I was a kid, I was
digging in my backyard
and he was like way down there.
- [Derek] And
you asked him that.
- Yeah.
And he told me, there's no hell.
Mm-hmm.
- Well, I don't know because
I saw, I saw this documentary,
like a real documentary on CBC.
And this guy got in
this sick car accident.
So nasty.
He was just like, oh, out.
But they still
took him to the hospital
and he was still just,
eh, just totally out.
And then like
an hour later, he woke up,
and they were like, "Oh, hey".
And he's like, "Hey."
And they're
like, "Are you okay?"
He said, "Where am I?"
And they said,
"You're at the hospital."
And he said, "Whoa.
"Because I thought
I was still in hell."
This guy he said for...
He said it was like forever,
but it was only an hour
that he was in hell.
And he said that it wasn't
like burning and screaming.
It was just like he was sad
and everybody
was sad and nervous.
Can you imagine that?
Being nervous forever?
Oh.
- Are you ready?
- Oh.
- [Marty] Come on.
- Wait a second, wait a second.
Just give me one second.
Give me one second.
Just give me one second, man.
Just one more minute.
Oh.
(Derek cries)
I dunno if I can do it, man.
(Derek cries)
I have a kid.
And I-I didn't do any of the
cool stuff before he was born.
And I see you got this cool
tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo
and I didn't get a quad or
snow machine or jet ski.
And what am I supposed to say,
"Hey Jeremy,
I don't have $150 for you
"because I got a tattoo."
And you don't get it.
And now he's got
like a cool new dad
who I don't even know his
name 'cause he won't tell me.
And he's got this, like
cool "Fast and Furious" car
that's like, lime green.
And I know
that Jeremy thinks that's cool,
but Jeremy doesn't even
tell me about that.
And, and I just,
I just got all this fucked
up shit to say about him.
Like, I don't know.
I spanked him when
he was six months old
because I was frustrated and
I didn't know what to do.
That's why he's like that.
And that's why Lynn is
probably such total bitch
and she won't
ever let me see him.
Even when it's my weekend,
she'll take him 'cause
it's like a cool trip
or like practice,
and I don't even
know what practice is,
she won't even tell me
what practice means.
And...
I don't know.
She just, she ripped me off.
She just ripped me off, man.
They all just
fucking rip me off.
Ah, ah.
They rip me off, dude.
Everybody just
fucking rip me off!
And I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Oh.
Ah, ah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh, head's all...
Thank you, man.
I think I just needed to
say some of that stuff.
Thanks for listening to me and
just talking me through that.
Oh, whoa.
Yeah, I've been off.
I've been off my
meds for about a week,
and I haven't felt like
that in a long time.
I just think
I needed a good buddy to...
Oh, to talk to.
I feel stupid.
I wrote, I wrote Jeremy...
I don't know if
you wrote anything, but I,
I wrote him a letter.
I should just, I should
just make a video right now.
That'd be a lot cooler.
He'd like that.
Tell him some
of this cool stuff.
What are you doing, man?
Oh.
Marty. Wait.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We shouldn't do this.
We should not do this.
- [Marty] Hold still.
- [Derek] No.
- Yeah.
- [Derek] Oh,
you gotta listen to me, man.
- [Marty] No.
- Marty, I'm cool now.
- [Marty] No.
- No, no, no, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I feel better.
I think I feel better.
- Yeah, you feel better now.
But tomorrow you're
gonna feel bad again.
So just hold still.
Hold tight.
- Oh.
Oh.
Picture here.
- [Marty] Derek, look at me.
Is that on good?
- I dunno.
- Derek!
- I can't do it.
I don't know.
- Derek. No.
Hey, we're doing this.
We're doing this, okay?
- I can't do it.
- We're doing it.
- I can't do it.
- Yeah, we are.
- I'm gonna throw up.
- No you're not.
- I'm gonna throw up.
- No, we're doing it now.
Come on. Come on.
(Derek heavy breathing)
Derek, now! Let's go!
- I can't do it!
(Derek heavy breathing)
- [Marty] Derek, come on!
(Derek heavy breathing)
- [Derek] Okay. Okay.
- Alright. Got it.
(both speaking indistinctly)
Derek, remember
what we talked about.
Derek.
Derek.
Look at me.
You remember, okay?
All right. All right.
One, two, three, light?
Okay. Okay, Derek.
I'll tell you how we do it.
One, two...
Derek.
Derek, come on.
Derek.
We're doing this now, okay?
All right.
No!
No, Derek.
- Okay.
- One, two, three, light.
Okay, okay.
All right, I'll
tell you how we do it.
One, two...
Derek.
Derek, come on.
Derek.
We count on it.
One, two, three, light.
All right?
All right?
One, two, three, light.
Derek.
Get on here.
Okay.
One, two, three, light.
- Uh-huh.
- Come on.
One, two, three, light.
Hey, one more.
One, two, three, light.
All right?
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
One, two, three, light.
Okay, Derek.
Derek, you got it.
All right. Okay.
Derek, look at me.
Okay. Okay.
- Uh-huh.
- I got you right here.
Right here, all right.
- Uh-huh.
- Two, three, light.
Okay? All right.
You got it?
Right here.
Right here.
Okay?
One, two, three,
light, right here!
- Uh-huh.
- All right.
All right.
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
This is what we're doing!
One, two, three, light!
You get it?
- Uh-huh.
- You get it?
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
One, two, three, light!
Right here.
Okay?
- Uh-huh.
- One, two,
three, light, right here.
- Uh-huh.
- All right, here we go, buddy.
- Uh-huh.
- Come on, Derek.
Come on, Derek!
Right here, one,
two, three, light!
Pull it.
I don't want to do it, please.
Here, you are gonna do it.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- One, two, three, light.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
- One, two...
Right here!
One...
Derek, get up!
Get up.
(speaking indistinctly)
Okay.
- Okay.
I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it!
(speaking indistinctly)
- [Both] One, two, three, light.
(Derek grunts)
- I'm sorry!
I can't do it!
I can't do it!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
- Derek!
(explosion booms)
Derek.
Derek?
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty screaming indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek.
(Marty breathes deeply)
(ominous music)
(sand squeaking)
(Marty breathes deeply)
(sand squeaking)
("Pleurez Mes Yeux")
(kids screaming, chatting
speaking indistinctly)
- [Attorney] With
a record like yours,
you might get out in
four, four and a half.
- Fine.
Good.
- [Attorney] What?
- I'll do 10.
Should probably
just stay in there.
- [Attorney] Since when?
- I'm guilty.
- [Attorney] What
aren't you telling me?
What don't I know?
Okay.
Hey, just go in and stand there.
Don't say anything.
I'm not
representing you up there.
I'm representing me.
I've got one last trick,
and I don't want you
fucking up my life too.
- What trick?
(gavel banging)
- Because of your attorney's...
How should I put this?
Familiarity with the Supreme
Court's interpretation
of MCL 750.72.
She's found for
you what the public
derisively refers to as
the proverbial loophole.
Based on defense counsel's
compelling argument.
I'm left with no choice,
but to grant a dismissal
of both counts of arson
and one count of trespassing.
Now, to remind you, young man,
you're still on
probation from earlier,
unrelated convictions.
Accordingly to my dismay,
the dismay of the victims,
and quite frankly, to the
dismay of society as a whole,
the defendant is free to leave.
- [Attorney]
Thank you, Your Honor.
- [Judge] This
court is in recess.
- What?
(gavel bangs)
- [Assistant] All rise.
- The thing.
- Who?
- [Attorney] Shh.
Quiet.
- I'm guilty.
I'm guilty.
(water dripping)
(metal clangs)
(water dripping)
(door opens)
(toilet seat clangs)
(dad farts)
- Hey Dad, I'm right here.
(urine drips)
Dad.
(urine dripping)
Dad.
Dad, wake up.
Come on.
- It smells like shit in here.
(water drips)
Are you still here?
- [Marty] I got off.
- Dumb fucks.
Pull the plug.
Pull the goddamn plug!
(tub water rumbling)
(vehicles rumbling)
Found release locked away
No values anymore
Nowhere to turn, wasted away
Build it up high
The further to fall
Right down on you
Wasting away
(upbeat rock music)
(Derek speaking indistinctly)
(birds chirping)
(Derek grunting)
(explosion pops)
(door opens)
- Hey, Dad.
- [Dad] What?
- How you feeling?
- [Dad] Like shit.
- Can I show you something?
- [Dad] Where's my milk?
- Oh, it's on the top,
but you already
drank it at nine o'clock
and you're not supposed to have
it before you go to bed, so.
I have this videotape I
really want to show you.
- [Dad] What?
- It's this thing I did.
Well, Derek and I did it.
We went on this
really cool camping trip-
- [Dad] Is he,
is he your boyfriend?
- He's just really cool
guy that I'm friends with.
He's my best friend.
And he's got this kid named
Jeremy who's like really cool.
But, you know,
like, I just made it.
It's about a minute long.
- [Dad] What is it?
- Here.
Just, I think, I think I
could be in trouble for it.
- [Dad] For what?
- Well just watch.
It's just a, it's just a minute.
Come on, Dad.
- [Dad] Who the hell are you?
(ominous music)
(button beeps)
- [Clerk] Can I help you?
- Hey.
Yeah, I was wondering
if there was someone,
or if it's okay that maybe
I could talk to someone
about something
that was weird that I saw.
- [Clerk] Are you here to
see someone in particular?
- Like a cop or
a police officer?
Hey.
- What can I help you with?
- Actually, I just kind
of just want to look around.
Is that okay?
- [Clerk] Excuse me.
- Do you know Derek Skiba?
- Me?
No, I don't know.
- Is there
a Derek Skiba in your system?
Like a missing person?
- Do you know his middle
name or his address?
- No.
(keyboard clicking)
I don't see anyone in here.
Do you know his date of birth?
- I didn't know...
I don't know him well.
He's from here.
Can you maybe just
check one more time?
- How does this concern you?
- I, I thought I just heard
about a guy who is named that,
and now he's missing, and I...
It's just a little
fucked up that you guys
don't know
anything about it, but-
- Do you want to file a
missing persons report?
- No.
I...
I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine.
But like,
I wouldn't be in trouble if,
if I were to find him or
see him or anything, right?
- Sounds like we need to file
a missing person's report.
- Yeah, maybe.
Wait.
Well just put it in the
report or whatever it is
that his name is Derek Skiba.
- Just give me one second.
Let me go get someone.
- Or, well,
I mean, if you don't.
(door opens)
(door opens)
- Okay, can
I start with your name?
- Is everything cool?
It's okay if
I tell you some stuff?
- [Clerk] Let's
start with your name.
- Great.
Because he works at
First Federal Mortgage.
He does like paperwork things-
- Your name, please.
Do you have an I.D.?
- Hey, do you have an I.D.?
- I did.
But this is all, this,
it's more about, you know-
- So you know someone who
hasn't been seen in a while?
How long and when was
this person last seen?
- I, I don't
really know him that well.
I just...
I heard that some
people around here
that were talking about him-
- What is your name?
- Martin.
J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
Jackitansky.
- Marty, right?
- [Marty] Yeah.
- [Police] The tire shop?
- Yeah.
- You can't come here
for bullshit like this.
- What?
- Leave. Now.
- Look, I have this-
- [Police] Go!
- Okay, look,
I know, but I-I just,
you should take a look at it.
- I will have
you professionally escorted.
- Okay, I'm...
I'll go.
But please, somebody has
to at least look at this.
Just look at the fucking tape!
Do you want to-
- [Police] Go!
Out.
("Nel di della vittoria
- "Vieni! t'affretta")
(ball thuds)
(ball thuds)
(birds chirping)
(shovel clanging)
- Hi.
What are you up to?
- [Jeremy] Why do have a shovel?
- Sandcastles.
- Are you going to the beach?
- I think so.
My name is Marty.
Is yours Jeremy?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I know your dad.
- [Jeremy] You do?
- Yeah.
And he's a really cool guy.
A great guy.
My best friend.
- Where is he?
- [Marty] Your dad?
- Yeah.
- I haven't seen him in a while.
I think he's in Florida.
- Why?
- Well, I don't
know, I think he just
wanted to think
about some things.
Just needed some time alone.
Some dads are like that.
- Is your dad in Florida, too?
- Well, he's probably,
probably gonna go
there soon, I think.
- Why?
- I don't know.
People just go
to Florida sometimes.
- Are you going to Florida too?
- Not anymore.
Not yet, anyway.
I'm going to a place
that I used to live at.
- The beach?
- No, after that.
It's a place where they give
you pancakes on Thursday.
- Cool.
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It's a lot easier in
there than it is out here.
- How long?
- [Marty] How long
am I gonna live there?
- Yes.
- Probably forever.
And then I'll go to Florida.
Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta
give you something, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
You know, just don't
tell your mom, all right?
Just hide that in
your closet or whatever.
- This like a million dollars?
- It's almost a thousand.
And here, this is from your dad.
He wrote it for you.
Same thing, just
hide it in your closet.
Wherever.
Just keep it safe.
You can read
it when you're older.
- What is it?
Is it funny?
- I don't know.
Maybe.
I didn't open it.
Just make sure you hide it with
the other stuff, all right?
- Okay.
- [Lynn] Can I help you?
- He gave me money.
- What?
Why are you talking to my son?
Get inside, Jeremy, now.
- Sorry.
I'm friends with Derek.
- What?
You know know Derek?
Do you...
Do you see him?
- I, not really.
Not anymore.
- Where is he?
You know, he can't just
stop answering his phone.
He owes us
a lot of fucking money.
And if he thinks he can run
away, I will fuck him up.
I will absolutely
fuck that guy up.
- I will give him that
message if I see him.
- You should,
you should give him a call.
- [Marty] What?
- Call him now.
- With what?
- Your fucking phone, dumb ass.
- I don't have a phone.
- Oh bullshit!
- I, I don't.
I don't...
Whoa, seriously?
- Give it to me!
Give it to me!
- I don't have a phone.
- Martel!
- No, I-
- Oh really? Oh, really?
- Stop it.
Stop!
- Yeah.
Martel!
This fucking guy knows Derek!
- [Marty] No, I...
- Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
(ominous music)
(shovel squeaks)
(ominous music)
(waves crashing)
(frisbee thuds)
(crowd chattering)
(waves crashing)
(crowd chattering)
(kids screaming)
- Whoa!
Oh gosh.
Get away.
Get away.
Come on.
Oh.
- Are you gonna...
Get out.
Everybody back out.
("Casta diva")
- "Dear, Jeremy.
"I love you.
"Always know that
"I did not do anything
"because of anything
"you that, you did."
("Casta diva")
(ominous music)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
(siren wailing)
(classical opera music)
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
- Oh.
I forgot my keys on the bus.
(Derek exhales)
And definitely forgot my
Three Musketeers bar too.
- Why do you care?
- Favorite candy bar?
- No, your keys.
- My keys are my keys.
- So what?
- Well, I got my front door key.
Garage key.
Bike lock key, shed key.
- Yeah, but why do you care
about your keys at all?
- They're my keys.
I wish I had
basketball right now.
I love dunkin'.
Oh!
I think I lied, dude.
I don't think any of
these is gonna be left
by the time
we get to the bottom.
- I love chips, dude.
You know who loves
chips even more than me?
Jeremy.
He turned five last week.
He was at a birthday
party just eating chips.
I never thought I'd have
a kid who loved chips.
Nice shoes, man.
Nice shoes, dude.
I told you, this was
gonna be hardcore, man.
You didn't even
bring proper pants.
Oh.
But no.
Clarence Bates.
I mean, he used
to be way cooler,
but he was
the guy who'd go fishing,
and he'd catch a bunch of,
just a whole lot of carp.
And carp suck because
they're like bottom feeders.
And so he'd
come out in the woods,
and he dump all
the carp in a big pile.
And then...
Oh man.
Marty, I can't
even hear you, dude.
Are you talking?
Oh, you're right there.
And he'd pour all these piles
of carp out in the woods.
Oh, let's go this way, man.
Oh.
And they get all
stinky and rotten.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
And then, like, kids...
Kids would like
find them after school
and then take them home.
And tell their mom they
want fish for dinner,
'cause they found
them at the carp pile.
But now Clarence sucks.
Oh.
Samurai walk.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's right up here.
I'm telling you,
this is definitely the spot for
it.
You are gonna
lose your brain, dude.
This is gonna be so awesome.
Chad Arlt's cousin
put this out here like,
I don't know, a long time ago.
And I know this right here.
I know this right here.
Right here, dude.
Right here.
Yep.
Check it out.
Like, right in here.
Like...
Hold on a second.
Give me like, one minute, dude.
- [Marty] No, we don't have
time to look for your bullshit.
- This will be worth it.
You are gonna love this
the most of anybody.
Hold on.
Ah, man.
Hold on, dude.
Ah, crap.
Where are we?
Marty, one second.
Hold on.
This might not
be the right spot.
Just wait, dude.
No, we're due East.
We're due East. Definitely.
Nope.
You were wrong again.
Wrong spot.
This way.
My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
- [Marty] They don't do intro.
- Oh my gosh.
Marty, I'm just,
I'm rolling right now.
Don't say anything, okay?
Just let me do this.
Take two.
My name is Derek Skiba and
you're watching Faces of Death.
And I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
Oh, Marty, when I point to you,
you shoot the bottle rocket.
- [Marty] It's
not gonna kill you.
- Oh.
Haven't you ever
seen Faces of Death?
Not everybody dies in it.
They get, like,
sometimes it's just like,
cool, weird injuries, man.
That's what this is.
I point to you, you
shoot the bottle rocket,
you don't have to say anything.
- [Marty] Whatever, man.
- Take three.
My name is Derek Skiba, and
you're watching Faces of Death,
and I'm gonna get a
bottle rocket in my face.
(bottle rocket hisses)
(bottle rocket pops)
Dude!
You almost got me.
Marty, you got to
check this out, man.
This is gonna be really cool.
Hell yeah.
("Don Carlos,
Act IV: "Tu che le Venita")
(sticks thudding)
Aw.
Hey Marty, real quick, look.
(Derek laughs)
Aw!
(sticks thudding)
This one's pretty cool.
(sticks thudding)
(Derek grunting)
Hey, check this out.
Look at what I did right here.
- What?
- It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
- Oh.
- Here we go!
(sticks thudding)
(Derek grunting)
I'm done with that!
(ominous music)
(Derek exhales)
Come on.
This is a cool spot, man.
Oh yeah.
This would be
a good spot to look for it.
I wanna get up here, though.
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, help me up.
Come on, help me up.
Come on.
You know, hold
my foot, lift me up.
Come on.
Ready? One, two.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is
a good place to look.
This is a good place to look.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
- Come on.
I'm wet and cold.
Miserable.
- Huh?
I told you.
Pack appropriately.
Not that stuff.
- Yeah, well
we'd be there by now
if we didn't have to
stop every five minutes
for your nonsense.
- You said you were gonna
come on this trip for me.
This is part of the deal, man.
- No, I said no
such thing about that.
- We are on a camping trip
and we're gonna have a fire
and we're gonna have a tent
and we're gonna
make food tonight.
That's part of the deal, man.
No, it's not gonna
be a fucking fire, man.
- Come on up here.
Come on up here, this is cool.
Oh, Marty, this.
Come on.
I'm still trying
to find our directions.
I think you're
going the wrong way.
I think you're definitely
going the wrong way,
Marty. Oh.
That might be the right way.
That might be the right way.
Help me down.
Marty!
I'm stuck!
Ah.
Ah!
Marty, can
you please help me, dude?
Marty, what are you doing, man?
Whoa, what's that?
(ominous music)
Can you at least
help start a fire?
Please?
You'd be good at that.
- What?
- I said you're
good at building a fire.
You know about fire.
- The fuck is
that supposed to mean?
- What do
you think it means, man?
You know about fires.
It's kind of
the reason we're out here.
- Shut the up!
- Okay.
Okay.
Chill out.
This is a relaxing camping trip.
This is part of the deal.
You helped me set up camp.
We have a cool time.
And if you're not gonna help me,
I'm not gonna let you
sleep in here with me.
Oh my gosh.
Where are the stakes, dude?
I gave you the stakes bag.
I have a stomach ache too, man.
I shouldn't even be doing
this with a stomach ache.
You don't have a stomach ache.
I have a bad stomach ache, dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Yep. That ought to do it.
That's gonna catch.
Definitely.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, I just gotta add.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh.
Hold on, dude.
It's gonna be...
Don't rush me.
Just don't rush me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Maybe you're not the only one
who knows how to
start a fire around here.
Yes.
Where's all
the cardboard, Marty?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Look at that.
That's gonna catch.
That's gonna catch.
Yep.
Is it, is
it catching on your side?
Marty?
You should be helping.
Damn it.
Oh yeah, this isn't so bad.
You see my Jager Grail, right?
You want a drink?
Mm.
Mm.
Hmm.
I love my Jager Grail.
I was, I was wondering,
I was thinking last night like,
you were in
there for a long time
and like, do they have...
They have like,
those cool weight benches
with the big, those big
heavy weights and stuff
and like,
anybody could use those?
- Yes.
- I didn't know that if
I went in there, man,
I would get ripped.
It's like all I'd ever do, man.
Just be, just...
Mm.
Mm.
Getting ripped.
And you probably...
Did you,
you probably took showers
with like big
guys with cool tattoos
and scars and
big penises and stuff?
- Yes.
- Can I do
a little show for you?
I'm gonna do
a little show for you.
I've been. Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Come on.
Dude, they weren't
even plugged in!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
I had a little show.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, Marty.
Okay.
Marty, can you hear this?
Here we go.
It's gonna start.
Here we go, here we go.
I'm not the one
who's so far away
When I feel
the Jager enter my veins
Never did
I wanna be here again
Skipping.
Skipping.
(Derek exhaling)
Oh I know what I need.
Mm.
Ah.
Jager enter my veins
This is cool, dude.
This is what I've
been waiting for, dude.
This is what I'm
gonna miss about life.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Check this out, Marty.
Check this out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You know what this is from.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Semen
Semen
Semen, semen
I'm coming back again
Here we go.
I'm not the one
who is so far away
When I feel the Jager into
(Derek mumbling)
I lost it again.
Dude, hold on.
(Derek grunting)
I'm not the one
who's so far away
When I feel
the Jager enter my veins
(Derek humming)
I lost it again, dude, hold on.
Oh.
I got to go to bed.
I got to go to bed.
Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.
I'm gonna sit up.
Oh.
Oh.
Thanks for coming, dude.
This was...
Thank you, dude.
I needed this, man.
I needed this so big time.
I really need this, man.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna go night.
I'm gonna go night.
Let's go to bed, Marty.
Let's go to bed.
Come on.
Oh.
(birds chirping)
Okay.
(leaves rustling)
This is gonna be amazing, dude.
This is definitely it.
Definitely.
Oh dang.
Dang.
Oh.
I told you,
I told you, I told you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh yes.
Oh.
It's like that one
Indiana Jones movie.
Oh yeah.
Look at this, dude.
Here, look
You're looking at this?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is nasty.
Oh, look, dude!
- [Marty] That's what
you've been looking for?
- [Derek] Yeah.
Chad Arlt's cousin did this.
Oh.
Nasty!
Nasty.
Oh.
Oh, this is raunchy!
Look.
Whoa!
(firecracker pops)
That was kind of cool.
I mean, okay, I got.
Okay, I got a better one.
I got a better one.
These are called Black Mambas.
Watch yourself
on this one, dude.
Like plastic, dude.
Everywhere. You ready?
You should cover your ears too.
This is big time.
Here we go, dude.
Oh!
(firecracker pops)
Well...
Yeah, that kind of sucked.
- Give me your Jager Grail.
- What?
- Just give it to me.
- Why?
- You drink
Jager out of it, right?
You named it your Jager Grail?
- Yeah.
- Well, are you gonna
drink Jager ever again?
Tomorrow?
Ever?
- Well-
- Come on.
- That's my Jager Grail, dude.
That's 45 bucks.
- So?
It doesn't matter.
- This is my Jager Grail, dude.
What are you doing, dude?
Whoa, what is that?
- [Marty] I made it.
- [Derek] Let me see that.
I can tell you made it.
It's got glue on it and stuff.
It's heavy, dude.
What is this, like a M-80?
How many did you make?
- [Marty] Three.
One for now, two for later.
- Whoa!
(firecracker booms)
Oh, you asshole.
Oh.
I thought that was gonna be hot.
- That's the one.
- What do you mean, the one?
- You know.
- Oh.
- Show me.
Let's practice.
One, two, three, light.
- My Jager Grail, dude.
I...
- Derek, show me.
- Okay, I know, I know.
I know.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
- All right,
one, two, three, light.
- One, two, three, light.
- Yeah. Show me.
Oh yeah.
One, two, three.
Do it again.
- One, two, three, light.
- You got it?
- One, two, three, light.
- Yeah, one, two, three,
light, one, two, three, light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sure?
All right, yeah...
(birds chirping)
(urine dripping)
Derek, what is this?
- I'm peeing, Marty!
- Derek, what the fuck is this?
- What are you talking about?
- [Marty] These pink ribbons.
What are they?
- I don't know.
The guy who owns this
place,
he put them on there.
The DNR-
- The guy who owns
the land put them here?
I saw you put them on here.
What the fuck are they?
Is this so
you can find your way back?
(Derek grunts)
- I put it there in case you
wanted to find your way back.
- Well, I'm not going back.
- Well, I'm not going back.
- Well then, take it off.
- Fine.
- I'll strangle the fuck
out of you right now.
- You'll strangle me?
If you strangle me, how are
you gonna do it by yourself?
- Do what?
- You know.
- Say it.
- You still owe me money.
- For what?
- I paid your bail.
The 700 bucks, and you
said you'd pay me back.
And if you don't
go to your court thing,
I'm not gonna get that back.
- Well, I'm not going to court.
- Well then
you owe me money, man.
- Okay. You don't get it.
The money
doesn't matter anymore.
The fucking Jager Grail
doesn't matter anymore.
Nothing matters anymore.
- I know that.
It's still 700 bucks, though.
Marty, what are you doing?
That's my stuff!
That's my stuff!
(Jager Grail thuds)
Oh, cool.
Cool.
Break my $75 tent,
plus my Jager Grail.
That's like over a hundred
bucks and the bail.
You owe me like a thousand now.
Good luck paying me back, you
creepy felon, motherfucker.
Don't you fight me!
Don't you fight me!
Ow! Fuck!
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
(Derek grunting)
("By Demons Be Driven"
by Pantera)
(Derek crying)
(wind howling)
Woo!
Marty.
Oh.
Woo.
Whoa!
Look, dude.
We made it!
The ocean.
- No, this is the lake.
- I know, just...
I just wanted to
call it the ocean, man.
Woo.
- All right, well, let's do it.
- Do what?
Oh, wait, no, wait, wait.
We're gonna do it on the beach.
- Yeah, we're on the beach.
Here we are.
- No, no, no.
On the beach.
You promised.
- Down there?
No, what have
we gotta go down there for?
- Oh yeah.
- Fuck.
(Derek laughs)
- Oh.
Oh yeah, (laughs).
Woo!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
(Derek laughs)
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
One last swim.
Let's do it.
Woo!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh.
Ohh.
Ah.
(water splashing)
Ah, woo!
I'm going hungry, yeah
I'm going hungry, yeah
Come on, dude!
Come on, one last swim!
Oh, come on.
Woo!
(water splashing)
It's freezing, dude!
Come on!
Come on!
Ah.
Ah!
Marty.
Okay, man.
You're missing it.
You're missing out.
(water splashing)
(ominous music)
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Ha.
Ha.
I was thinking about
something cool last night.
What if instead
we get like,
we get a crotch rocket?
Like we buy a crotch rocket,
like a really cool one?
Whatever.
And we both get on it.
You can drive if you want.
And then, and then
I'll get on the back,
and we just get
in that sucker...
Hoo.
And we just go...
Just like, like 150 miles
an hour down the street
and just whap right into
a store or something.
That might be really cool, dude.
- Last Gatorade.
- [Derek] Fine. Go for it.
- No going back now.
- I was also wondering,
okay, do you know that
if the police don't say,
"you have
the right to remain silent
"and it can be
used against you",
like if they forget to say that
or they didn't say that
to you, then you're clear.
- No, I'm guilty.
- Okay.
What if, and like,
what if we just sit
here for a little bit
and then like this big
ocean liner comes by
and we just swim
out there like mad,
just huff it,
jump on that sucker,
and then just wherever
it takes us, it takes us
and we get
like, change our names,
get some cool new clothes,
hang out with some cool chicks,
and we've got
like a whole new life.
- I'm guilty.
- Okay.
That was pretty fucked
up what you did, man.
And I don't know.
You know, Joe Domingo's
dad used to work there,
and he went the next day
to help him clean up,
and he said it was just like
melted tire rubber everywhere.
Like it melted into the
sidewalk and into the streets
and, and people who saw
the fire that day said,
it was like
a mushroom cloud, just black.
And, and that could probably,
that probably somebody said
like, put like a little new
hole in the ozone layer.
But anyway, that I, I can't
believe you did that, man.
Like, why would you do that?
- I didn't mean to.
(Derek exhales)
- You don't think that we can
go to hell for this, right?
- [Marty] No.
- Why not?
- Because hell doesn't exist.
- [Derek] Oh, come on, man.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
- I do.
God told me.
- Oh, come on, man.
That doesn't...
When did you see God?
Did you see him in jail?
- Mm-mm.
When I was a kid, I was
digging in my backyard
and he was like way down there.
- [Derek] And
you asked him that.
- Yeah.
And he told me, there's no hell.
Mm-hmm.
- Well, I don't know because
I saw, I saw this documentary,
like a real documentary on CBC.
And this guy got in
this sick car accident.
So nasty.
He was just like, oh, out.
But they still
took him to the hospital
and he was still just,
eh, just totally out.
And then like
an hour later, he woke up,
and they were like, "Oh, hey".
And he's like, "Hey."
And they're
like, "Are you okay?"
He said, "Where am I?"
And they said,
"You're at the hospital."
And he said, "Whoa.
"Because I thought
I was still in hell."
This guy he said for...
He said it was like forever,
but it was only an hour
that he was in hell.
And he said that it wasn't
like burning and screaming.
It was just like he was sad
and everybody
was sad and nervous.
Can you imagine that?
Being nervous forever?
Oh.
- Are you ready?
- Oh.
- [Marty] Come on.
- Wait a second, wait a second.
Just give me one second.
Give me one second.
Just give me one second, man.
Just one more minute.
Oh.
(Derek cries)
I dunno if I can do it, man.
(Derek cries)
I have a kid.
And I-I didn't do any of the
cool stuff before he was born.
And I see you got this cool
tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo
and I didn't get a quad or
snow machine or jet ski.
And what am I supposed to say,
"Hey Jeremy,
I don't have $150 for you
"because I got a tattoo."
And you don't get it.
And now he's got
like a cool new dad
who I don't even know his
name 'cause he won't tell me.
And he's got this, like
cool "Fast and Furious" car
that's like, lime green.
And I know
that Jeremy thinks that's cool,
but Jeremy doesn't even
tell me about that.
And, and I just,
I just got all this fucked
up shit to say about him.
Like, I don't know.
I spanked him when
he was six months old
because I was frustrated and
I didn't know what to do.
That's why he's like that.
And that's why Lynn is
probably such total bitch
and she won't
ever let me see him.
Even when it's my weekend,
she'll take him 'cause
it's like a cool trip
or like practice,
and I don't even
know what practice is,
she won't even tell me
what practice means.
And...
I don't know.
She just, she ripped me off.
She just ripped me off, man.
They all just
fucking rip me off.
Ah, ah.
They rip me off, dude.
Everybody just
fucking rip me off!
And I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Oh.
Ah, ah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh, head's all...
Thank you, man.
I think I just needed to
say some of that stuff.
Thanks for listening to me and
just talking me through that.
Oh, whoa.
Yeah, I've been off.
I've been off my
meds for about a week,
and I haven't felt like
that in a long time.
I just think
I needed a good buddy to...
Oh, to talk to.
I feel stupid.
I wrote, I wrote Jeremy...
I don't know if
you wrote anything, but I,
I wrote him a letter.
I should just, I should
just make a video right now.
That'd be a lot cooler.
He'd like that.
Tell him some
of this cool stuff.
What are you doing, man?
Oh.
Marty. Wait.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We shouldn't do this.
We should not do this.
- [Marty] Hold still.
- [Derek] No.
- Yeah.
- [Derek] Oh,
you gotta listen to me, man.
- [Marty] No.
- Marty, I'm cool now.
- [Marty] No.
- No, no, no, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I feel better.
I think I feel better.
- Yeah, you feel better now.
But tomorrow you're
gonna feel bad again.
So just hold still.
Hold tight.
- Oh.
Oh.
Picture here.
- [Marty] Derek, look at me.
Is that on good?
- I dunno.
- Derek!
- I can't do it.
I don't know.
- Derek. No.
Hey, we're doing this.
We're doing this, okay?
- I can't do it.
- We're doing it.
- I can't do it.
- Yeah, we are.
- I'm gonna throw up.
- No you're not.
- I'm gonna throw up.
- No, we're doing it now.
Come on. Come on.
(Derek heavy breathing)
Derek, now! Let's go!
- I can't do it!
(Derek heavy breathing)
- [Marty] Derek, come on!
(Derek heavy breathing)
- [Derek] Okay. Okay.
- Alright. Got it.
(both speaking indistinctly)
Derek, remember
what we talked about.
Derek.
Derek.
Look at me.
You remember, okay?
All right. All right.
One, two, three, light?
Okay. Okay, Derek.
I'll tell you how we do it.
One, two...
Derek.
Derek, come on.
Derek.
We're doing this now, okay?
All right.
No!
No, Derek.
- Okay.
- One, two, three, light.
Okay, okay.
All right, I'll
tell you how we do it.
One, two...
Derek.
Derek, come on.
Derek.
We count on it.
One, two, three, light.
All right?
All right?
One, two, three, light.
Derek.
Get on here.
Okay.
One, two, three, light.
- Uh-huh.
- Come on.
One, two, three, light.
Hey, one more.
One, two, three, light.
All right?
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
One, two, three, light.
Okay, Derek.
Derek, you got it.
All right. Okay.
Derek, look at me.
Okay. Okay.
- Uh-huh.
- I got you right here.
Right here, all right.
- Uh-huh.
- Two, three, light.
Okay? All right.
You got it?
Right here.
Right here.
Okay?
One, two, three,
light, right here!
- Uh-huh.
- All right.
All right.
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
This is what we're doing!
One, two, three, light!
You get it?
- Uh-huh.
- You get it?
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
One, two, three, light!
Right here.
Okay?
- Uh-huh.
- One, two,
three, light, right here.
- Uh-huh.
- All right, here we go, buddy.
- Uh-huh.
- Come on, Derek.
Come on, Derek!
Right here, one,
two, three, light!
Pull it.
I don't want to do it, please.
Here, you are gonna do it.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- One, two, three, light.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
- One, two...
Right here!
One...
Derek, get up!
Get up.
(speaking indistinctly)
Okay.
- Okay.
I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it!
(speaking indistinctly)
- [Both] One, two, three, light.
(Derek grunts)
- I'm sorry!
I can't do it!
I can't do it!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
- Derek!
(explosion booms)
Derek.
Derek?
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty screaming indistinctly)
Derek!
(Marty speaking indistinctly)
Derek.
(Marty breathes deeply)
(ominous music)
(sand squeaking)
(Marty breathes deeply)
(sand squeaking)
("Pleurez Mes Yeux")
(kids screaming, chatting
speaking indistinctly)
- [Attorney] With
a record like yours,
you might get out in
four, four and a half.
- Fine.
Good.
- [Attorney] What?
- I'll do 10.
Should probably
just stay in there.
- [Attorney] Since when?
- I'm guilty.
- [Attorney] What
aren't you telling me?
What don't I know?
Okay.
Hey, just go in and stand there.
Don't say anything.
I'm not
representing you up there.
I'm representing me.
I've got one last trick,
and I don't want you
fucking up my life too.
- What trick?
(gavel banging)
- Because of your attorney's...
How should I put this?
Familiarity with the Supreme
Court's interpretation
of MCL 750.72.
She's found for
you what the public
derisively refers to as
the proverbial loophole.
Based on defense counsel's
compelling argument.
I'm left with no choice,
but to grant a dismissal
of both counts of arson
and one count of trespassing.
Now, to remind you, young man,
you're still on
probation from earlier,
unrelated convictions.
Accordingly to my dismay,
the dismay of the victims,
and quite frankly, to the
dismay of society as a whole,
the defendant is free to leave.
- [Attorney]
Thank you, Your Honor.
- [Judge] This
court is in recess.
- What?
(gavel bangs)
- [Assistant] All rise.
- The thing.
- Who?
- [Attorney] Shh.
Quiet.
- I'm guilty.
I'm guilty.
(water dripping)
(metal clangs)
(water dripping)
(door opens)
(toilet seat clangs)
(dad farts)
- Hey Dad, I'm right here.
(urine drips)
Dad.
(urine dripping)
Dad.
Dad, wake up.
Come on.
- It smells like shit in here.
(water drips)
Are you still here?
- [Marty] I got off.
- Dumb fucks.
Pull the plug.
Pull the goddamn plug!
(tub water rumbling)
(vehicles rumbling)
Found release locked away
No values anymore
Nowhere to turn, wasted away
Build it up high
The further to fall
Right down on you
Wasting away
(upbeat rock music)
(Derek speaking indistinctly)
(birds chirping)
(Derek grunting)
(explosion pops)
(door opens)
- Hey, Dad.
- [Dad] What?
- How you feeling?
- [Dad] Like shit.
- Can I show you something?
- [Dad] Where's my milk?
- Oh, it's on the top,
but you already
drank it at nine o'clock
and you're not supposed to have
it before you go to bed, so.
I have this videotape I
really want to show you.
- [Dad] What?
- It's this thing I did.
Well, Derek and I did it.
We went on this
really cool camping trip-
- [Dad] Is he,
is he your boyfriend?
- He's just really cool
guy that I'm friends with.
He's my best friend.
And he's got this kid named
Jeremy who's like really cool.
But, you know,
like, I just made it.
It's about a minute long.
- [Dad] What is it?
- Here.
Just, I think, I think I
could be in trouble for it.
- [Dad] For what?
- Well just watch.
It's just a, it's just a minute.
Come on, Dad.
- [Dad] Who the hell are you?
(ominous music)
(button beeps)
- [Clerk] Can I help you?
- Hey.
Yeah, I was wondering
if there was someone,
or if it's okay that maybe
I could talk to someone
about something
that was weird that I saw.
- [Clerk] Are you here to
see someone in particular?
- Like a cop or
a police officer?
Hey.
- What can I help you with?
- Actually, I just kind
of just want to look around.
Is that okay?
- [Clerk] Excuse me.
- Do you know Derek Skiba?
- Me?
No, I don't know.
- Is there
a Derek Skiba in your system?
Like a missing person?
- Do you know his middle
name or his address?
- No.
(keyboard clicking)
I don't see anyone in here.
Do you know his date of birth?
- I didn't know...
I don't know him well.
He's from here.
Can you maybe just
check one more time?
- How does this concern you?
- I, I thought I just heard
about a guy who is named that,
and now he's missing, and I...
It's just a little
fucked up that you guys
don't know
anything about it, but-
- Do you want to file a
missing persons report?
- No.
I...
I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine.
But like,
I wouldn't be in trouble if,
if I were to find him or
see him or anything, right?
- Sounds like we need to file
a missing person's report.
- Yeah, maybe.
Wait.
Well just put it in the
report or whatever it is
that his name is Derek Skiba.
- Just give me one second.
Let me go get someone.
- Or, well,
I mean, if you don't.
(door opens)
(door opens)
- Okay, can
I start with your name?
- Is everything cool?
It's okay if
I tell you some stuff?
- [Clerk] Let's
start with your name.
- Great.
Because he works at
First Federal Mortgage.
He does like paperwork things-
- Your name, please.
Do you have an I.D.?
- Hey, do you have an I.D.?
- I did.
But this is all, this,
it's more about, you know-
- So you know someone who
hasn't been seen in a while?
How long and when was
this person last seen?
- I, I don't
really know him that well.
I just...
I heard that some
people around here
that were talking about him-
- What is your name?
- Martin.
J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
Jackitansky.
- Marty, right?
- [Marty] Yeah.
- [Police] The tire shop?
- Yeah.
- You can't come here
for bullshit like this.
- What?
- Leave. Now.
- Look, I have this-
- [Police] Go!
- Okay, look,
I know, but I-I just,
you should take a look at it.
- I will have
you professionally escorted.
- Okay, I'm...
I'll go.
But please, somebody has
to at least look at this.
Just look at the fucking tape!
Do you want to-
- [Police] Go!
Out.
("Nel di della vittoria
- "Vieni! t'affretta")
(ball thuds)
(ball thuds)
(birds chirping)
(shovel clanging)
- Hi.
What are you up to?
- [Jeremy] Why do have a shovel?
- Sandcastles.
- Are you going to the beach?
- I think so.
My name is Marty.
Is yours Jeremy?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I know your dad.
- [Jeremy] You do?
- Yeah.
And he's a really cool guy.
A great guy.
My best friend.
- Where is he?
- [Marty] Your dad?
- Yeah.
- I haven't seen him in a while.
I think he's in Florida.
- Why?
- Well, I don't
know, I think he just
wanted to think
about some things.
Just needed some time alone.
Some dads are like that.
- Is your dad in Florida, too?
- Well, he's probably,
probably gonna go
there soon, I think.
- Why?
- I don't know.
People just go
to Florida sometimes.
- Are you going to Florida too?
- Not anymore.
Not yet, anyway.
I'm going to a place
that I used to live at.
- The beach?
- No, after that.
It's a place where they give
you pancakes on Thursday.
- Cool.
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It's a lot easier in
there than it is out here.
- How long?
- [Marty] How long
am I gonna live there?
- Yes.
- Probably forever.
And then I'll go to Florida.
Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta
give you something, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
You know, just don't
tell your mom, all right?
Just hide that in
your closet or whatever.
- This like a million dollars?
- It's almost a thousand.
And here, this is from your dad.
He wrote it for you.
Same thing, just
hide it in your closet.
Wherever.
Just keep it safe.
You can read
it when you're older.
- What is it?
Is it funny?
- I don't know.
Maybe.
I didn't open it.
Just make sure you hide it with
the other stuff, all right?
- Okay.
- [Lynn] Can I help you?
- He gave me money.
- What?
Why are you talking to my son?
Get inside, Jeremy, now.
- Sorry.
I'm friends with Derek.
- What?
You know know Derek?
Do you...
Do you see him?
- I, not really.
Not anymore.
- Where is he?
You know, he can't just
stop answering his phone.
He owes us
a lot of fucking money.
And if he thinks he can run
away, I will fuck him up.
I will absolutely
fuck that guy up.
- I will give him that
message if I see him.
- You should,
you should give him a call.
- [Marty] What?
- Call him now.
- With what?
- Your fucking phone, dumb ass.
- I don't have a phone.
- Oh bullshit!
- I, I don't.
I don't...
Whoa, seriously?
- Give it to me!
Give it to me!
- I don't have a phone.
- Martel!
- No, I-
- Oh really? Oh, really?
- Stop it.
Stop!
- Yeah.
Martel!
This fucking guy knows Derek!
- [Marty] No, I...
- Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
(ominous music)
(shovel squeaks)
(ominous music)
(waves crashing)
(frisbee thuds)
(crowd chattering)
(waves crashing)
(crowd chattering)
(kids screaming)
- Whoa!
Oh gosh.
Get away.
Get away.
Come on.
Oh.
- Are you gonna...
Get out.
Everybody back out.
("Casta diva")
- "Dear, Jeremy.
"I love you.
"Always know that
"I did not do anything
"because of anything
"you that, you did."
("Casta diva")