Warkop DKI: ViRaLiN dOoOoNg..!! (2026) Movie Script
THIS WORK IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. WITH
THE EXCEPTION OF
DONO, KASINO, AND INDRO, ALL NAMES,
CHARACTERS, PLACES,
AND EVENTS DEPICTED ARE PRODUCTS AUTHOR'S
IMAGINATION OR ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING
OR DECEASED, OR TO REAL EVENTS IS PURELY
COINCIDENTAL.
I'd like this one, please.
- Same for you?
- Sure.
Make it two, please.
- Two?
- Yes.
- Coming right up.
- Thanks.
The menu, please.
- Hello. Here's the menu. Ready to order?
- Thanks.
I'll have two ayam kremes.
I'm sorry, we're out of stock.
Oh, no. But it's our favorite.
- Your favorite?
- Yeah.
Pick something else instead.
Ayam kremes usually foam over.
What do you mean?
You can't rinse here.
The shampoo and everything.
That's keramas!
Excuse me.
Please take your helmet off
before you go in.
All right, sir.
Jeez!
I've never seen a helmet strap
glued to a head.
Impressive.
- Salaam waleykum.
- Wa alaykum salaam.
My goodness!
Do I have to take mine off, too?
No exceptions!
Hey, take your sandals with you.
This isn't a locker room.
Long live our homeland.
Damn.
Is this an elevator
or the Casablanca Tunnel?
What a spectacle.
Hey.
Could you put this ring
in my girl's fried rice?
- Sure.
- Okay?
- I'm counting on you.
- Okay.
- Here's your order.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Our food is here.
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
Is it good?
Excuse me.
Where's the ring?
Honey?
Honey? Honey!
Honey, are you okay?
Oops!
Yay, found it!
Hey.
Hello, sir. Can I help you?
From here, go out of the hotel,
take a right turn, go straight.
You'll see a horse statue.
You know what a horse is?
- A horse.
- A horse?
- Horse.
- Coup d'tat?
Do you even speak English?
Stupid colonizer.
One moment, please.
Pay attention.
From here, you go straight
up to the intersection.
Straight to the horse statue.
Don't touch it.
From there, turn right.
You'll see a monument.
Destination reached. Got it?
Oh, no. It won't go away.
One second.
Better. It's trendy now.
Excuse me.
Housekeeping.
Wow.
Was a World War fought here?
Finally, a honeymoon bed.
Who knows, maybe I'm next.
Honey?
Honey?
Let's get back to it.
Sorry! Housekeeping.
I was just testing.
It's very comfortable. Come, it's bouncy.
Sorry! I'm a housekeeper.
DONO
FIRED
KASINO
FIRED
INDRO
FIRED
What's wrong with this thing?
Let me pray for it.
That should be enough.
- Make more soup for me.
- But...
Don't make it spicy.
I have a sensitive stomach.
Is our fan broken again?
Yeah, it is.
For some reason,
it only turns anti-clockwise.
That's new. A de-oscillating fan.
Well, we have only ourselves to blame.
- What do you mean?
- It's our fault we're broke.
If I had money, I'd buy a new one.
- Or maybe an air-conditioner.
- Dream on.
Now, now.
Take a break from daydreaming
and have your meal.
Not funny, Ndro!
You can't just serve us raw noodles.
Come on, Ndro.
Just admit it. You can't cook.
I can cook!
Our stove is not working.
It's raining heavily outside.
Be grateful we still have food to eat.
It's so unfair.
We all got fired.
There's hardly any food.
The roof is leaking.
We haven't paid rent.
My parents would say we're being tested.
Remember, there's always
a rainbow after the storm.
Well, maybe.
You're like one of those influencers.
Add a sound, and you'll go viral.
- Is it that easy to go viral?
- Of course.
I'll give you an example.
Give us your quote of the day, Indro.
Don't forget to be grateful.
Face the world with a smile on your face.
- Awesome!
- Right?
- It's my turn.
- It'll go viral for sure.
Your quote of the day, Kasino.
Just keep going.
At the end of the day, we'll find a way.
- Give it a shot!
- Viral guaranteed.
Your quote of the day, Dono!
As clear as dew, as pure as cotton.
May our hearts become pure again.
That's a tag line for Eid!
It's not here yet, dummy.
No "viral guaranteed" from me, Dono.
I don't need to go viral.
I need to become rich.
That's how you get rich, by going viral.
I have an ID.
- You mean idea?
- Yes, that.
Let's be content creators, Don and Ndro.
Well, I'm not risking it
if the idea comes from you.
Me too. Count me out.
You can't argue with the poor.
- I'm going for a win-win solution.
- Win-win solution?
- Wind, I mean.
- He needs some air.
- You're gonna fart, aren't you?
- Piss off.
Wait up! I miss your farts.
- Let's go, Don.
- Hey, help me up.
Come on.
I won't hear any more excuses!
Where's the other one?
Where is he?
Pay your rent by the end of the month
or get the hell out of here!
Hey, wait.
That's the spirit.
The sooner you pay your rent,
the better. Go on.
No, I just wanted
to give your sandal back.
I don't need this anymore.
Take that!
- Don? Dro? A little help?
- Help him, Don.
Okay, lift.
Let's put it over there.
I almost lost my balls.
Now we only have two options left.
Go with my idea or get haunted
by that demon every night.
Above you, Ndro. Fix that leak.
I mean it. We need to make videos
and upload them to YouTube.
We can get AdSense money to pay our rent.
That's no easy feat.
We'll need a camera!
And that thing for editing. A laptop.
But we've got no money.
Just leave it to me.
You think we'll make money
by sitting idle?
You trust me, don't you?
- No, we don't.
- No, we don't.
Damn you both.
It's for real this time around.
If I'm lying, someone will die.
What was that?
It feels so wrong, Kas,
seeing our stuff
out in the open like this.
Just have faith in me. Relax.
Used goods! Get your used goods here!
Only the highest quality!
Come take a look.
Nice kris you got there. What kind?
- Which one?
- This one.
This is a rare specimen. An ancient relic.
It traces back to the rule
of the Ottomans and Srivijaya.
Let me show you.
It used to be straight.
Then it shrunk during the winter.
Look at the curves.
Wow.
How much is it?
It's a relic.
You can have it for five million.
No haggling allowed.
The price will go up by afternoon.
You want it or not?
Fine. Got QRIS?
You're holding one! Stop messing around.
I said QRIS, not kris.
You're driving me nuts.
Paying for a kris with a kris
would be bartering.
I'm paying with a QR code. Keep up.
Why didn't you just say so?
Also, no. You can pay via transfer.
Here.
My account number.
Hello? I have some shiny new stuff.
A kris from the Majapahit era.
- For you, 20 million.
- No way!
Great. I'm on my way.
I can't believe I just got scammed.
Hey, bro.
Do you have athletic shirts?
Absolutely. 500,000.
Way too expensive. What's the brand?
The one with the tick.
It's too common.
You can buy it anywhere for 250,000.
This one is different.
- See?
- The price is justified now.
It has two ticks.
- So?
- I'll take that one.
That's what I like to hear.
Here you go.
Here.
- Okay, move. You're in the way.
- Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
We're going to be hot from now on.
Sir.
Come see our collection.
I like one already.
How about pants?
I've got plenty of those.
You don't want shirts.
You don't want pants.
Anything else?
That's what I want.
A door and windows.
- Are those on sale?
- Obviously not, sir.
What happened to "customer is king"?
- Excuse our new employee.
- No wonder.
He just started.
Actually, the door
and the windows are on sale.
The roof and the toilet are on sale, too.
How much are you offering?
Hear me out.
Because it's artistic and classic,
one and a half million.
One and a half million, Ndro!
- Deal.
- What?
- Kasino!
- Leave it to me.
Don, Ndro. Take the door
and the windows down.
Take the roof tiles down, too. Quick.
Hurry up!
- Strip them down?
- Yes.
- And then?
- Go ahead.
All right. This way, please.
- Excuse me.
- Go check.
- Okay. Thanks.
- Don't want you getting a bad one.
Kas, if we tear it all down,
what do we tell the landlady?
I don't care. Once we get rich,
we'll let her rent our place.
For free.
Come take a look!
But make a purchase afterwards, please.
Excuse me, we're looking for a camera.
The one YouTubers use.
Perfect.
This one is only 25 million.
"Only"?
Focus on the 25 million part,
not the "only," smart guy.
Focus on the 25 million part.
Can you lower it?
Sure.
- Lower?
- Sure.
Lower?
- Lower?
- It's hit the bottom.
Save yourself the trouble, dummy.
What my friend meant was,
can you lower the price?
You could've said so earlier.
You're breaking my balls here.
- Sorry about that.
- Get this one.
It's 15 million.
Sorry, but we've barely started
our YouTube career.
So we're going to need a cheaper one.
Sure. Look up there.
CCTV.
You'll catch thieves on camera.
It detects them, too.
Especially if they're ugly.
You're kidding me.
We really need a camera.
Any other options?
No, this is the cheapest one!
Being a YouTuber on a budget
sounds ridiculous.
Be a viewer instead.
All you need is eyeballs.
Hey! Watch your mouth!
So what if he has buck teeth, hard boogers
and a smelly belly button?
Mind you, customer is king!
I'm the king. They're my concubines.
What kind of king
would buy a budget camera?
Don't get too cocky.
I'm buying everything you have!
Just name your price.
- Everything?
- Yes!
- Every single item?
- Yes!
That will be 750 million.
Damn!
Excluding me, of course.
That's way over budget.
- Let's go somewhere else.
- Agreed.
Think you're the only vendor here?
There are plenty of other shops. Prick!
You're the prick!
Damn window shoppers.
Excuse me.
You again?
Let me handle it this time.
You're too worked up.
Got cameras?
That's way too loud.
You're too worked up.
Maybe it's his cousin.
Yes, but only second-hand.
I didn't say shake hands.
How about this?
That's vogue.
That's a monkey.
Play by the rules.
You're ruining all the fun here.
Show us.
Does it still work?
Yes, despite the vertical lines.
Give it a smack from underneath.
We need a microphone, too. And a laptop.
This one?
Some circle tofu vendor used to own it.
I have laptops too.
And other gear as well.
- I just don't have a wife.
- Who cares?
With discounts,
this YouTuber starter kit is 2.5 million.
Just pay him, Ndro.
Thank you.
Sorry, but why are you speaking like that?
Are you Chinese?
I just have a lisp.
Let's get out of here.
You've got a lisp.
That's a monkey.
Care to buy the latest phone?
Have we met before?
That's our line!
Our channel will be called Ndokasin.
That's clever.
- A portmanteau? Dono
- Yes.
- Kasino, Indro.
- Kasino, Indro.
- That's clever. Brilliant idea!
- Is it really?
This gave me the idea.
It reminds me of salted eggs.
Not so clever, then.
All right, then.
So, how do we go viral?
Relax, I have spectacular
video ideas up my sleeve.
One
How about we try and help people?
- Like a social experiment?
- Bingo.
You blurt out
whatever pops into your head!
I was gonna say the same thing.
Two
What do I say?
How about we make food vlogs?
We could eat unusual foods.
That's amazing. You read my mind.
I was about to say that.
How about pranks?
- Pull pranks on people.
- That's it.
Hundred percent. I was about to say that.
Thanks for reminding me.
He hasn't come up with any ideas yet.
Yeah.
Any more suggestions?
- Never mind.
- Never mind.
"Never mind."
What does that mean?
NDOKASIN: 1 HELPING PEOPLE
2 EXTREME FOOD 3 PRANK 4 WHATEVER
Welcome to our new channel, Ndokasin!
It's a portmanteau of our names.
I'm Indro. Behind the camera is Kasino.
We have one more member,
albeit a hideous one, Dono.
So, behind us
is a ketoprak vendor.
We're looking to buy the whole cart.
Cut! Excellent.
Get ready, Don!
Excuse me.
Have you had a lot of customers today?
I've barely had any.
Barely, he says. What a shame.
Don't worry, we've come to the rescue!
Yay! Aren't you glad?
Serve us, please.
Come on. I'll put this here.
If you're wondering what's
in a plate of ketoprak, watch this.
We have
Rice vermicelli.
Mung bean sprouts, a lot of them!
Rice cake tube.
- That's square rice cake!
- Right, square rice cake.
What else?
And there's this thing.
A walkie-talkie.
Everyone, can you hear me? Over.
He's here. Let's move!
Hey, they know who I am now.
My targets are on the run!
- Dang.
- It's all your fault!
They're pulling a prank on us.
Prank. This guy thinks he's a spy.
What a loser.
- I'm a cop!
- Oh, no!
I thought you were cosplaying.
- Run!
- Run, Ndro!
- Excuse me, Mr. Spy.
- What now?
My money.
Gosh!
Welcome back to our channel,
- Ndokasin!
- Ndokasin!
Today, we're gonna try some food
from our neighboring country.
Today, we're having Thai food.
Speaking of Thailand,
I'm a big fan of tom yum.
- And pad Thai!
- That's delicious.
What about you, Don?
Iced sweet tea.
You can find that anywhere in the world.
Really?
All right, here we go.
Okay, one, two, three!
I think it's moving.
Are you sure it's properly cooked?
- Time to eat.
- Here goes nothing.
Hurry up, Ndro!
It's okay.
- Get it off him!
- Get it off! No, don't hit my face!
So our friend Indro
has just tried a delicacy from Thailand.
For today's challenge,
we got Chinese food.
Correct!
Here we go, guys.
- Good heavens!
- Dang!
That's a frog.
That's not a frog.
It's a frog!
- Don
- Better than mine.
The soup is too yellow.
I think he took a dump.
- That's most likely just piss.
- Eat this.
How are you able to speak?
It's my turn now.
- I wonder where it's from.
- Where is it from?
It's from the Philippines.
Yay! Cool! Yes!
Let's open it.
I'm dying to see what's inside.
Waiting for the big moment?
I'm opening it.
Guess what?
It's just an egg.
Don't get too cocky.
Crack it open and see what's inside.
It's a plain old egg.
Just eat it. Crack it open.
My God!
It's called balut, Don.
It's basically an embryo.
Enjoy your food. Cannibalism.
- I give up.
- No! Do it!
- You can do it. Come on.
- No. Don't.
- One, two
- Open wide.
Don't spit it out!
- Looks just like you.
- Keep going.
All that for a few views?
We're far behind Vindes.
- Way behind.
- The dump, too.
So, what's next?
Change the video.
Hey, Kas? Kas!
Kasino!
Kas!
What's wrong, Kas?
Oh, no. What do we do, Don?
I forget all the prayers.
What did I tell you?
This place is haunted.
Kas, cut it out!
Who are you, son?
What are you doing in my hut?
Grandpa, do you need anything?
I am very old.
Speak louder!
What do you need?
That's too loud.
I need
Matcha.
We don't have match a, Grandpa.
I'll take cappuccino, then.
Grandpa, we don't have any match a.
No cappuccino, either.
How about black coffee?
What?
Black coffee.
Want some, Grandpa?
Sure. One cup, please.
No sugar!
I have high blood sugar.
- Hurry up!
- Here you go.
It's bitter!
- It's too bitter!
- You said no sugar.
Give me that.
And now
- I'm going to take a shower.
- Hey!
Grandpa, you want to take a shower?
I want to eat.
So why are you taking your pants off?
I don't feel like showering.
Idiot!
Idiot!
He must be referring to himself.
Grandpa, we have instant noodles.
How does that sound?
Broke!
You're broke!
I want one.
- Noodles
- Yeah, I know.
- Noodles! Noodles!
- Here.
- Noodles!
- Grandpa, here's your noodles.
Don, it's his noodles. How rude of you.
Feed me.
He's eating my leftovers.
Damn it, Ndro!
You know I don't like spicy food.
You and your ideas.
You think you're slick?
You need to work on your acting.
Act better than a politician
in an apology video.
It was a prank, Ndro!
That was your idea too.
I even had my makeup done. See?
I even set the camera up there.
Like a CCTV.
Edit out the part where I burn my tongue.
Well, we just got pranked!
Wait, Kas, Don.
- Our viewer count is going up!
- Let me see.
I told you.
My ideas work the best.
When it worked, you took the credit, Kas.
That settles it.
- We're making horror videos.
- Agreed.
Why does it have to be me?
It was your idea to begin with.
Remember, Don. People love pranks.
You need to get into character.
Remember to hop, not crawl. Okay?
You're a pocong, not a dog or a pig.
Not a monkey. Not a lizard. Not an idiot.
- Not a bastard.
- Calm down!
Can't help yourself, can you?
Your face pisses me off.
Take this. For communication.
- Let me put this on you.
- Ouch.
Now hide.
Hold this.
Ndro, we have a target.
Scare him, now!
That's not scary at all.
You're obviously fake!
I know, sorry.
I'm just messing with you.
- Snout ghost! Snout ghost!
- What? Snout ghost?
Snout ghost!
You little punk!
He thought I was a real ghost.
His real face is scarier.
Tell him to find a new hiding spot.
Don? All right, find a new hiding spot.
There, to your left.
Stay there.
Kas, we've got a live one!
Don, don't miss the green-shirted one.
Aren't you supposed to say red shirt?
Been with the red one.
It's just a side hustle.
- Help him out!
- My goodness!
Wait, Ndro. I have to get this.
Ndro, come on.
Ndro Kas
- Don
- It's fine. It's just a few bruises.
Total KO!
Thank you.
It hurts.
Alhamdulillah.
What's wrong with you?
He's in pain. Why would you say that?
No, I mean our channel is on the rise.
People actually love horror.
Then it's all we're going to make.
- Exactly.
- But what should we make?
In the next few months,
the Daranggo community will be
preparing their annual festival, Kolima,
where they exhume the bodies
of their ancestors
and dress them up
as if they were still alive.
How about paying Daranggo a visit?
What for?
- Don't leave me!
- Now that's real horror.
Creepy, but dramatic.
With a lot of tears. Just like that drama!
- How can we achieve that?
- Fistfight.
I'm going to punch
the person hogging the remote.
We're watching for some ideas.
They keep changing channels.
Who's got the remote?
That lady, apparently.
If it's a lady, leave it to me.
I'm the expert at this.
She has the face of a Miss Universe,
and the body of a local farm boy.
A grandmother's love is infinite.
That's the video we're making next.
First off,
we leave for Daranggo
a few days before the festival begins.
Over there,
we'll blend in with the locals.
We'll say we just got there
after spending years in the city.
We'll rent a house
in a remote, desolate place.
And that will be our filming location.
So who's going to be our family there?
Your brain is finally working.
We'll get some dolls
and make them look like corpses.
We'll get three.
The father, the mother, and the child.
What?
And the grandmother?
Whose grandmother?
What about "a grandma's love"?
- Wait. I forgot.
- No grandmother in this story?
I have another idea. Hear me out.
We'll find an old lady
and get her to play dead.
She'll be moving her arm,
reaching for you, and caressing you.
Our viewers will go, "Aw!"
"Her love is so strong,
she came back to life!"
Instant viral hit.
Absolutely viral.
Ndokasin is going to be popular.
We've finally landed in Daranggo.
We're on our way to festival
- Kolima.
- Hello, guys!
Come, follow us.
Quite an odd name for a festival.
Why Kolima
when it could be Ko-six, Ko-seven?
That's a good one.
I'm starving.
Why am I not surprised?
Here, you can have it. My favorite.
- What's this?
- For you, Ndro.
Dilan Matcha.
This is more of a Gen Alpha thing.
Where did you get this, Kas?
Just swallow it.
Every chew chips into
our production budget.
- That's right.
- Correct.
- Mr. Kasino.
- Hold it.
Wrong person. I'm Kasino.
Here are the keys to the villa.
- I sent the money.
- Great, thanks. Excuse me.
Wa alaykum salaam.
They're picking us up?
Leave everything to me.
We get the villa
and a sports car, a cabriolet.
You two stay here.
Mikrolet?
Cabriolet, Don. Come on now.
- How luxurious, Ndro!
- I'm proud to call him a friend.
Wow, this is so cool!
- Wow.
- Wonderful.
What the hell are you doing?
Come on, let's go!
Wrong car.
This is just cruel, Kas.
You said it was a sports car.
It's an extreme sports car
for our heart-stopping moments.
Keep going.
Come on, faster.
Push the car, not me.
- That makes sense.
- You!
This is awesome.
- What's wrong, Kas?
- Gosh, what's wrong?
- Gosh!
- Goodness!
What's wrong with this car?
Not our best day.
Vintage cars like this
only have two types of problems.
It's either the engine or the gas.
Thanks, Mr. Obvious.
I used to be into vintage cars.
I drove every single one of them.
BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Volvo.
- You owned all of them?
- Laid my fingers on them.
I'll turn your teeth into cars!
Go check the engine!
Find out what's wrong.
Get it on camera, Ndro.
What is it?
I found the issue.
- The engine is gone.
- What?
It's gone! How did we manage
to get it working?
Maybe the engine fell on the road.
Help, Kas, Kasino!
Help! Ouch!
- What are you doing?
- My precious head!
You said you love vintage cars.
The engine is in the back, genius.
You're right, Indro.
- There it is.
- It hid itself in the back.
What a car.
Always playing dirty from behind.
Let me carry our stuff.
All right, Don.
Get the key, Don.
Where do I get it from?
There's a clue, Don.
It says it's somewhere in the ground.
Convenient.
Somewhere in the ground?
- Goodness gracious.
- Wow.
Now this is what you call a master key.
Try it.
Would you look at that?
Wait.
This isn't a key.
- It's a key!
- It's a key!
I saw it coming, Don.
- Shall we go for it?
- Sure.
Use your brain.
How is this going to fit inside that hole?
Impossible.
You lack creativity.
This isn't supposed to go in there.
- Then?
- It's to break the door.
- That's enough.
- It's useless.
- I think we should open it.
- There's a tear line.
"Use this rock to unlock it."
We're being played.
- What is this for?
- Beats me.
That must be our key.
Gosh, what a hassle.
Why take the easy way out
when the hard way exists? Let's go.
Hey! Carry your own crap!
Do I look like a bellboy to you? Damn you!
I don't remember fitting
all this stuff in the car.
Do we have more?
Yeah. The Bajaj's front bumper.
That was mean, Kas. I'm not luggage.
- So, what do you think?
- You're gonna ignore me?
Well, it looks like
it's been abandoned for years.
Let's get to work.
Don, you'll find the dolls for the body.
Also get me an old lady who can act.
I get the easy task.
You need to find someone
who's nearly finished.
- On the brink of death?
- Yeah.
The closer to death, the better.
Ndro, I'm giving you the honor
of playing the main character.
You need to remember your lines.
It'll help with your terrible acting.
I am that main character!
You need more practice.
And what are you going do, Kas?
I just finished my task, delegating yours.
It's a hurdle, Don.
You think taking care of you two is easy?
Every person has their own capacity.
- I understand. Thanks, Kas.
- You're welcome.
Wait.
I don't think that's fair.
You and your big mouth.
Can't be grateful for a change.
Fine, I'll get the dolls.
But you need to remember this.
Not a single soul
should find us suspicious.
What do you say?
My job is to prevent a single soul
from finding us suspicious!
Kas!
- That looks fun.
- Don!
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'd like to ask, please.
Is there an old lady around here?
Yeah, there is.
Bingo!
There.
Damn!
That's the finish line.
Okay, thanks. I'm sorry for your loss.
Hi, Grandma!
- Would you like to be a cadaver?
- A cadaver?
What's that supposed to mean?
Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Are you good?
- Yeah, okay.
Let's go again.
Hey!
Hey, come back here!
Excuse me.
Yes? Can I help you?
Do you have dolls?
No, I don't. But I do have statues.
- What do you say?
- Sure.
One second.
Hey, you forgot your legs!
My legs? They're right here.
You just got pranked!
Good one.
Not just legs. I have arms as well.
Check this out.
See? Support your chin
whenever you feel like it.
See the vision?
Or you could salute. See?
Cool!
One more trick.
The thinker.
I wonder how much?
Can you use it to pick your nose?
It'll end up piercing my ear.
Look, I want to shoot a horror video.
I need something resembling a corpse.
- Customizable.
- Of course.
New model or old?
How much for the old one?
It's sold out, actually.
- And the new one?
- It's a work in progress.
How about this one?
Does it run on batteries? How much?
It's not in the catalogue.
- Limited edition?
- Nope.
- Must be ridiculously expensive.
- Nope.
- Why?
- Out of respect. That's my dad.
God rest his soul.
Sorry, sir! I thought he was a dummy.
I'll just get the standard statues then.
I'd like three of them.
The dad, the mom, and the child.
- Can you do it?
- Of course.
- Have a seat, please.
- Thanks.
Hey, wait.
Where am I supposed to sit?
Sit down?
No idea.
There's nothing to sit on here.
Figure it out yourself.
Damn this guy.
Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Can I help you?
Okay, look.
Behind you.
Why go to all that trouble?
So, I'm trying to find an old lady
for a video shoot.
Is there one around here?
That way.
Does she have to be old?
Want someone younger?
What?
I'm a movie star, you know.
- What movie?
- The Dancing Grandma.
As the Grandma?
As the dancer!
Okay, I've seen enough.
- Care to join?
- No, thanks.
No, no.
Fine, come on in.
What was that all about?
Okay, Grandma,
try sticking your tongue out.
More.
Who actually dies like that?
Oh, they exist.
My friend's grandma did that.
Really?
She was eating ice cream
laced with deadly poison.
Couldn't move her tongue.
- She was drugged?
- By her own in-law.
- For the money.
- Really?
Sorry!
Okay, okay. Now the next one.
Suck your cheeks in.
More. Perfect.
Next, hold your breath.
Is that necessary?
Is she acting or diving?
It's just necessary.
Hold it, come on.
She's gear less. An automatic?
Hey, you.
What did you do to my mom?
She's all I have!
You better watch it.
- What are you saying?
- Watch it!
- There you go.
- You go!
Get out of here!
Okay.
Out!
These look nothing like corpses.
Is this a scam?
I need them to be spooky.
You placed this order
on such short notice.
For a real one, go to the graveyard cave.
Cave, my ass. I'll hit you so hard,
you'll go flying to the cave!
What do you want now?
Pay up.
What do you mean, pay up?
It's unfinished!
Too small for teeth. Too wide for teeth.
And not a single tooth on the child.
You're a fraud!
I see where this is going.
You're not going to pay, are you?
Son?
Yes, Dad. Give me one second.
Son!
Yes, Dad. I have a customer here.
Say something when I'm calling your name!
I did. You have trouble hearing.
Wipe my butt, son.
It's running down my thighs already.
Hear that? Are you paying or not?
You'll wipe his butt if you don't.
Have you smelled an elderly man's poop?
Give it a go.
You'll never forget the smell.
Goodbye!
Another freeloader.
Go find some wax
and make your own statues.
Dad, wipe your own butt!
I'm not in the mood.
Who do you think you are?
Do you really think you can do that to me?
Give me ten more people like you,
and they'll turn around.
Naturally, because it's a dead end.
Have mercy, Mom! Please forgive me!
You ungrateful child.
You shouldn't have done that to me.
Now I'm going to put a curse on you.
Mom! A curse?
I'll turn you into stone!
Not bad.
Hey.
A challenger? Okay.
I told you already.
Don't you ever come here!
Who do you think you are,
coming to my house?
You dog!
Just kidding. I'm just acting.
So fierce.
Sir, be careful.
You better watch your mouth around here.
I know.
What a terrifying cave.
I mean, caves are pretty terrifying.
Aren't you scared to be here
all by yourself?
I've lived here all my life,
so I'm used to this.
- Get down! Down!
- Sorry.
You are not used to it.
That's the thing.
I get startled all the time.
- Is this the whole family?
- Correct.
We have the grandmother,
the father, the mother, and the child.
One wealthy family.
Perfect. Exactly what I was looking for.
But I just need three.
The father, the mother, and the child.
Can I borrow just three of them?
Definitely.
My goodness.
The grandmother will be upset
if you leave her all alone here.
Just take them all.
Okay, I can do that.
Promise me that once you're done filming,
you'll bring them back.
I'm afraid I'll take their place
in the casket if you don't.
Don't worry about it.
I got lunch money for you.
You didn't have to.
Now come on.
But I guess you can't really
call it a lunch
without some cigarettes.
Here. For your cigarettes.
- But I guess you can't really
- Keep it up and I'll murder you.
Understood. All good.
I'm happy to help.
- Bring them with us.
- Yes, sir.
Hey, you think you can get away
with disturbing my family?
What did you do to her?
She can hardly breathe!
Are you trying to kill her?
Who is Dono kissing?
No, wait. He's being strangled!
Listen carefully. If anything happens
to them, you're done for!
What are you doing to my friend?
Sorry, ma'am. I mean, sir.
Don't hurt him by yourself.
Let's beat him up together.
Who are you?
He wants to get to know me. I'm Kasino.
Good heavens!
Such an absolute unit, that guy.
He's probably mixed.
Dad's Rambo, Mom's a whole stadium.
You better check it first.
Wow!
You're a genius, Kas.
It looks a bit too real.
This is the most realistic replica ever.
The smell, too.
What can I say? I'm simply the best.
A true professional.
Wait. By the way,
where's our trustworthy actor?
Don! Don! Kas! Don!
Man, right behind us
is a traditional dance at the Kolima.
It's called the Konari dance.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
Ndro, did you play the drums as a kid?
I used to dance.
Different vibe back then.
Sleeveless shirts, full armpit hair.
- But those are banned now.
- It's true!
Welcome to our channel.
I'm enjoying my homecoming so far.
And I'm participating
in the Kolima festival.
I've been away for 20 years.
And now that I'm back here, I'm overjoyed.
This is where my friends and I
would watch the sun set in the west.
West is that way.
That's east, you buffoon.
Sorry. Not even politicians
apologize for the smallest mistakes.
We're allowed to make mistakes.
True that.
Hey, it's Wahyu Nugraha!
- This here is my friend.
- Who are you?
- He used to steal shoes at the mosque.
- Move away, Don!
He got away.
Over there, Ndro.
Dewi!
You're beautiful as ever.
Who the hell is Dewi?
I'm Amira, you dimwit!
This guy's a lunatic.
Men, am I right?
I forgot her name, but not the feeling.
- Let's go over there.
- Don!
Are you trying to kill me? Fix it!
- Hurry!
- Dimwit!
Welcome to our channel, Ndokasin!
Today is going to be special
because I'm introducing you to my family.
Come here.
Now, this is my uncle.
Check out that smile,
24 carats of pure gold.
He also used to collect those stone rings.
Rest in peace, Uncle.
Next up,
this is my cousin.
She was so gorgeous.
She was really into bird necklaces.
She loved birds, guys.
Majestic!
And this one, guys.
This is my grandma.
She was 80.
There's this cigarette brand
we loved so much, Gudang Sawit.
This is my aunt.
She was big on gambling.
See the playing cards here?
Lost her whole hand
just from slamming the cards too hard.
I've brought them new clothes to wear.
Curious? Let's go check them out.
You dummy. But nicely done.
- Okay?
- Okay!
Grandma. Grandma
Grandma, forgive me.
I haven't come back home for far too long.
Cut!
Your acting is not natural.
You need to go all out.
I'll just use this.
- Action!
- Grandma
Please forgive me.
I haven't come back home for far too long.
Kiss her.
On the forehead, idiot.
You're not into her.
Grandma
Go on, Ndro, cry it out.
Louder.
Grandma!
Cut!
- What do you think, Don?
- Remarkably poignant.
There's no doubting my shots.
Absolute cinema! Pure film.
- Take a break, Ndro.
- Thanks.
Don, fix her makeup.
Kas. Kas!
Are you sure it's a doll?
Looks too realistic to me.
There's maggots too.
- Look!
- It's a state-of-the-art doll.
No. It's a real corpse. Are you lying?
You're being too loud.
Calm down.
- Actually, I got scammed by the artist.
- No way!
So I borrowed real corpses.
I'll return them later.
Also, no one visited them. I feel bad.
- Just relax.
- You're insane, Kas.
Indro can hear you.
Roll the camera.
Come on, Grandma and I are on fire.
Action, Ndro.
Guys, this is my grandma.
She used to be a chain smoker.
Die-hard customer here.
Strictly Gudang Sawit, nothing else.
Look.
She wouldn't hear any objections
to this habit of hers.
See? What'd I tell you? She's still a fan.
Kas, Kas!
Where did the smoke come from?
No clue.
Grandma, let me know if you're here.
Caress me or something.
Help! Help me! Come!
Run, Don!
- Oh, no!
- Don! Kas!
- Help!
- Wait, we forgot about Indro!
Let him go, please? We're out of here.
- Let's go, Don!
- Me! Help me!
Oh, yeah.
Hurry, Ndro!
- Pull over, I'm gonna puke.
- Hang in there, Ndro!
Goodness!
You two are insane.
You gave me a real corpse!
I'm baffled too.
I didn't plan on a possessed corpse.
I can't fix that.
Let's go, before they catch up.
Watch the road, Kas!
Is this person crossing or what?
She's just standing there.
Hemorrhoids maybe?
Honk the horn.
It's not working.
- Beep-beep!
- Honk-honk!
- Beep!
- Honk!
- Beep!
- Honk!
Knock it off!
She's ignoring our honks
and having a smoke session.
Hey!
What was that?
My God! This is bad.
- The car won't start!
- Oh, no!
Push!
Don, what are you doing?
- Help me push!
- I'm scared, Kas.
Goodness!
The road's closed.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
That was ridiculous, Kas.
They're supposed to be resting in peace.
You don't like
people waking you up, do you?
We can't rely on half-baked plans
to go viral.
Use the real deal
instead of the knockoffs.
Unbelievable.
You're more reasonable, Dono. Right?
Forgive me, Ndro! Run!
Don't disturb me. I come in peace.
It was Kasino's idea, not mine.
I'm innocent.
What's that ghost doing in our car, Ndro?
They think we're their mates!
- What's Dono doing? He should run.
- He had to park somewhere.
All clear, Kas?
All clear.
Not so clear now.
What's
- Salaam waleykum.
- Wa alaykum salaam.
We're getting out of here!
We made it.
Squalid exterior, lavish interior.
Hello.
There's a fine line
between blessing and disaster.
Yes?
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'd like to ask.
Is this a real hotel?
No. This is a tiger's den.
Of course it's a hotel.
Why is it so quiet here?
Are there guests staying here?
Yes.
We have three guests.
Praise the lord.
One, two,
three.
Why are you counting us?
You three are the only guests today.
If I may know,
how much is it for one night?
Watch your mouth.
What do you mean?
Sorry. What he's trying to ask is
how much it costs for the three of us
to stay for one night.
That's right.
You should've said so from the start.
- Sorry.
- It depends.
Are you looking for a short time,
a long time,
or lifetime?
We tried to be respectful,
but she's pretty adamant.
We just want to rest for a bit, ma'am.
Yes.
So you'd rather pick a short time?
That's right.
We're all short.
Except for him. He's slightly longer.
I mean, his bumper.
Since you're our first customers today,
we'll give you 50% off.
But if you're satisfied,
do come back another time
and tell all your friends.
- Would you like that, Don?
- Yeah.
All right?
Is that the key?
Why so aggressive?
This way, right?
Yes.
Please excuse us.
You're long, aren't you?
Come on.
This is amazing.
But
Isn't it suspiciously cheap
for a room this nice?
Isn't something off?
Stop being suspicious, Ndro.
Just enjoy living
like a rich man for once.
Where's the bathroom?
Don't shower first, okay?
I'll be using the bathroom.
I smell like urine.
You're always so eager
when it comes to that.
I'd better edit the video then, Ndro.
So we can upload it.
All right, I'm gonna go grab a smoke.
Oh, no.
I ran out.
I hope this goes viral.
Whose tooth is this?
Did I lose one?
Thanks.
Why does the pen drive keep falling?
What an attention-seeker.
How'd you know I'm single?
Who was typing?
Don, Kas?
Am I being pranked by a ghost?
Who would dare to do that to Kasino?
The pen drive fell again.
How exhausting.
What did I say?
Who would dare to mess
with Kasino Putra Gombong?
My goodness!
It's all there.
I don't even have a gold crown.
Maybe it belongs to a guest
who was here earlier?
- My God!
- There's a ghost!
- Caterpillar!
- Guinea pig!
Put on your pants.
You'll give me cataracts!
I saw a ghost too!
- Ghosts!
- Run!
Don, your towel!
Gosh, your crusty butt is hurting my eyes.
- What's with you?
- Come in, quick!
Ouch! It hurts!
My hand!
It's so dark in here.
I told you, this place is haunted.
- We need to leave.
- I agree.
But we have to take the lady with us.
She's the problem.
It's late. It'll be dangerous outside.
We have no reason to get out of here.
I'm so sorry.
We have a reason now. Let's go.
Did you eat trash, Don?
Where's our villa?
Ndro. Someone's there.
Go ask him.
Why me?
I'm sitting in the passenger seat.
Dono should ask him.
Why me?
You're sitting in the back seat.
You should be the one asking.
You have a point.
Fine.
Sir. Excuse me.
Why did you taint our tradition?
Why?
Help!
Why?
What is it, Don?
It wasn't me!
It's all Kasino's fault!
Are you crazy?
Why did you dream of me?
Kas, Ndro.
We have to solve this problem soon.
I have a bad feeling about this.
We've gone too far!
Come on!
What are they doing?
They're blocking the road!
Good evening.
There they are!
You don't have to scream.
They're right there.
Who are you guys?
Excuse me, sir.
If you don't mind me asking,
who are you?
You have no idea who I am?
If I may guess, you must be the commander.
No.
You're
- The motorcycle gang leader.
- No.
I remember now.
- You're a shaman!
- No!
I am
- Ton.
- Yes, sir?
Who exactly am I?
You should've been there
during the reading.
It says here that you're Palagede.
You're the village chief.
See? He knows who I am.
What's the name of this village?
Do you have to ask?
- Ton.
- Yes, sir?
The village name.
Daranggo Utara, sir.
See? Did you hear that?
Enough with your questions.
The rest is confidential.
You brought trouble to the village.
You made content without our permission.
Palagede!
My mom is a victim.
Look at her teeth. They're gone!
They fell out.
I'm a victim, too, Palagede.
- He did it!
- Oh, no.
I was told to dance.
I've been tainted.
I'm impure!
- You're the devil, Don.
- Shame on you.
How could you do that to them?
No, Kas, Ndro.
I didn't do it, sir.
Hey.
I've disliked you from the start.
Why?
You have buck teeth.
Now, leave this place.
I don't want to see your faces ever again.
Leave!
- Gosh!
- Oh, no.
Let's go, Ndro. Don, let's go.
Come on.
Kas.
- Who's driving?
- Right.
Come on, Don.
Buck-teeth can't get in!
Damn this car!
Damn it.
- He thinks he's the village head.
- Thanks, sir.
Turns out he's just big-headed.
This is all your fault, Kas.
Making content, my ass.
It didn't even go viral.
We just got kicked out.
Come on, Ndro.
Going viral is secondary.
What matters is that we made content.
I've uploaded the video.
Let's go back to Jakarta.
Viral or not, that's really secondary.
That won't do.
We need to put the bodies back
where they belong.
I don't want to keep dreaming of them.
- Oh, God.
- God forbid.
I'm with him on this one.
We must return the bodies
to their rightful place.
But how? We've been kicked out.
Why did you come back?
You're banished from this village!
I'm sick of your face.
Don, turn around.
We're sick of your face, too.
Not him, you!
Me?
And you. You keep pointing your finger.
Who?
Don't play dumb. You keep doing this.
Enough. Don't be so mean, Handsome.
We really need your help.
Give us corpse makeup, will you?
I'll pay half upfront, and the rest later.
Half?
Don't want it? Okay.
Fine.
That should do it.
All done.
I'll do the rest after you pay in full.
Still there.
Hurry, before they catch us.
Fortunately, our car is covered
by the leaves.
Otherwise, we'll get older.
- We'll get caught, Don.
- Right.
How can you joke around?
- Someone's here!
- Someone's here, Don!
It's colder than usual tonight.
It makes me want to pee.
Don't take too long. I'm scared.
Okay.
Hey! Who's there?
I never see these corpses.
Let's continue our patrol.
All right, Ji!
Why are the bodies still out here?
Those are Reza's statues.
All good. Let's go!
They're gone.
Ndro!
- Let's just push it.
- Let's go.
- So we don't make noise. Let's go.
- Yeah.
The car is moving by itself?
Goodness!
He passed out.
- Hurry!
- Hurry!
Come on.
Fortunately, the bodies are still here.
Where did you think they'd go?
To watch padel?
Okay, hurry up.
- Wanna get strangled again?
- No.
Excuse me.
Be careful, Don.
Take it easy.
Move it to the side.
Once again,
we would like to apologize
for disturbing you.
We've achieved our goal.
Thank you for your support.
We're going back to Jakarta.
Please don't follow us.
Although we only met briefly,
it's hard to leave you guys.
Idiot! Why did you say that?
They might think we'll miss them.
What if they follow us?
I take back my words.
Pardon me, Grandma.
Here, in case you want to smoke.
I'm putting it here, okay?
Who knows, it might make
your journey easier.
- Correct.
- We hope you go home in peace.
And so will we.
We're going now.
Goodbye.
- Don, Ndro.
- Come on.
Kas!
Don.
Kas!
- Have mercy.
- Have mercy.
- I gave you a cigarette.
- Have mercy on us.
- Have mercy on us, Grandma!
- Have mercy on us.
- Have mercy.
- What are you guys doing here?
You devil.
Devil? Where?
Where?
- Where, sir?
- It's you!
You scared us, you know that?
Who is he?
He's the caretaker here, Don, Ndro.
I already put them back.
Is that all of them?
Of course.
Good.
Finally, we're going back to Jakarta.
But we have to be ready.
When we get to Jakarta,
we have to answer our landlady.
She has no roof and we sold her door.
We have nothing in Jakarta.
What's today's quote, Indro?
A man can do his best,
but his bank balance determines his fate.
What's today's quote, Kasino?
The past is a lesson.
The present is a battle.
The future is whatever!
- My turn.
- What else do you want to say?
Any other holiday to celebrate?
The other day, it was Eid.
This time, it's Christmas.
Galungan day, Vesak?
Come on, now.
What's today's quote, Dono?
Friendship isn't about
how often you meet each other.
It's about how well
we hold back out laughter
when our friend falls.
Watch out, it's a cat!
My gosh!
There's a bra on your face, Don.
You look like Ant-Man.
There's another one.
Cider-Man.
Ninja Turd-les.
It's Ninja Turtles, Ndro.
What is this?
All because of a cat.
Look where we are now.
Damn, I can't open it.
Kas, the tire is ripped!
Ouch! Help me.
I'm stuck!
Help me, Don!
- I'm getting more stuck.
- Goodness.
That wretched cat.
We're doomed.
Don, Kas.
I think the ghost still misses us.
- Goodness!
- My gosh!
Ndro, it's because
you gave her only one cigarette.
You should have given her a carton.
Are you okay?
She's my soulmate.
My, oh my, you're looking sweet.
The way you move
Just knocks me off my feet.
My, oh my, you're looking fine.
You've got my heart
Racing double-time.
Step close to me, don't you stray.
Or my poor heart
Will freeze and fade away.
My, oh my, you're looking sweet.
The way you move
Just knocks me off my feet.
My, oh my, you're looking fine.
You've got my heart
Racing double-time.
- Kas!
- Gosh!
Goodness!
There's a saying.
You can't love someone you don't know.
I'm Kasino.
Kokorotomo Brotoyudo Kusumonegoro.
Londo Mangku Wanito Wudho.
But you can call me "Dear."
May I know your name?
I'm Yulia.
Are you okay, Dear?
You're not hurt, are you?
Fortunately, I'm not.
My heart's beating a little fast.
Because I saw your armpit
I mean, because of your beauty.
You're beautiful.
The sky is getting dark.
I think it'll rain soon.
Do you want to come to my house?
Oh, wow.
If you insist, I suppose I have no choice.
I'm a very easy person.
Village-made,
export-quality.
Oh, Kasino.
Let's go. Don't forget to bring the bags.
Don't mind them, they're my employees.
Come on, Yulia.
Welcome to my house.
Amazing.
Where's the other one?
He's
- Kas? Kasino?
- Kas?
I'm already inside, Yulia.
I'm a pro at overtaking.
Sure, you're the best, Kas.
That's my grandmother!
Sorry, Grandma.
I thought you were a hanger.
To hang bags.
Are you kidding me?
You're embarrassing me.
- You're just like your house, Yulia.
- In what way?
Both are my type.
- It's my type of house too, Kas.
- No, Don.
Your type is a tree house.
- A monkey's hut?
- Like you.
That's my Mom and Dad.
Excuse me, sir, ma'am.
We're just taking shelter.
Your cooking is amazing.
- Some warm tea would have been enough.
- Yes.
But you went above and beyond for us.
That's more like it.
My mom used to say,
"Lekker eten zonder betalen."
What does that mean?
Free delicious meal, Don.
- That's right, Ndro.
- I see.
We'd like to convey
our deepest gratitude to Yulia.
Apart from being pretty and affordable,
your body is also aerodynamic.
You were kind enough to help us.
If you weren't there,
we would've ended up in Bekasi.
You're right.
You're lucky.
Usually, when it's raining like this,
the road turns into a cemetery.
People get into accidents.
You're lucky you survived.
Why is her voice echoing?
Sorry.
We were doing karaoke.
No wonder.
Calm down, Yulia! Not so fast.
We haven't said our vows yet.
How long are we going to stay like this?
Your face is 3D.
Good thing I went to a boarding school.
I wasn't tempted.
It would be better for the three of you
to stay the night.
No one dares to step out
at night around here.
- Is there a ghost?
- No.
A mugger?
It's because
There's no minibus.
This old hag.
I might just skin her.
Good thing it wasn't Yulia who said it.
What if she had?
I'd marry her, of course!
I'd join you.
She's mine!
Please, help yourselves.
Perfect timing. We're starving.
I want to try the tempeh.
It's been calling me.
It's delicious, Don.
You made this, didn't you?
- Really, Kas?
- Yes.
I want to try the fish.
It's grilled to perfection.
It looks so fresh.
Try the bean sprouts, Kasino.
It's good for fertility.
I like how straightforward you are.
I want to try the tempeh.
You have to try it, it's delicious.
And the tofu, too.
I noticed that you only ate the sambal.
Don't you want to try other dishes?
I like spicy food.
You do?
You should've told us.
- I didn't know you liked spicy food.
- Don't be shy. Eat more.
You guy aren't from around here, are you?
No, we're not.
Where were you headed?
Returning bodies.
A cat's body.
Yes, a cat's body.
The road was dark
and a cat crossed the road
without looking left and right!
Just because it has eight lives.
You mean, nine lives?
The cat we hit earlier
probably died once. Right, Ndro?
So it has eight lives left.
Don, have some more sambal.
They made it especially for us.
Your grandma keeps smoking.
Intermittent fasting?
She never wants to eat.
She only wants to smoke.
At her age, all she does is smoke.
That's impressive.
Don.
Those are Gudang Sawit cigarettes.
It's probably just a coincidence.
One
Two
Three
Four
What's wrong, Ndro?
We've returned all of the bodies.
In my hometown,
women aren't allowed to play cards.
They say it's taboo.
- Why?
- Because they're too good at it.
They're good with cards,
and even better at reading men.
They even know how much's in our wallets.
Better than Russian intelligence.
What are you doing with your card?
Sorry.
My card is introverted.
My dad is the best at cards.
No one can read his cards.
He always has a poker face.
Not just his face. His mouth, too.
That's why he's hard to read.
It seems like you two
can't hide your emotions.
Tough hand, huh?
Their cards
aren't the only things that suck.
Their fates do, too.
Straight flush.
You always win, Mom.
You must've kept some cards.
No wonder your parents got married.
They're a match made in heaven.
They're both good at hiding cards.
I used to be good at hiding cards too.
To the point of losing them.
That means you lost them.
They have the same features.
Her dad has gold crowns.
Her grandma smokes Gudang Sawit.
- And her mom
- You know what they say, Ndro.
Kill two birds with one stone.
I was out to make money,
and I met my future wife instead.
We were born different.
I'm a city boy, and she's a village girl.
But love doesn't care about all that.
Yes, but you two
are from different realms.
Yulia and her family are dead, Kas.
Their spirits are haunting us.
You two are impossible.
Who knows, maybe Yulia's Dad was a rapper.
Hence the gold crowns.
Maybe Yulia's grandma
used to be a minibus driver.
That's why she keeps smoking.
Besides, that cigarette brand
is a hit these days.
Even you smoke the same brand.
- But, Kas
- But what?
What else do you want to say?
They have no limbs?
Yulia's Mom was hiding the cards
using her other hand.
That's why we couldn't see her hand.
Enough. Just go to sleep.
I want to hang out with Yulia.
I want to discuss which tradition
we'll adopt for our marriage.
Yulia.
Kasino, Dear.
I thought you were resting.
I'm looking for reception.
I need to update an app.
But I met you instead.
My heart has been updated.
What are you doing with the water
this late?
Won't you catch a cold?
If you do, I'll be in trouble.
I might have to massage you.
That's impossible,
I'm someone you just met.
How could I massage you already?
It's fine. I'm used to it.
You're used to it?
Let me help you, then.
You can wash and rinse the dishes.
Meanwhile, I'll wipe your sweat.
That won't be necessary.
Really?
I don't know how to act
around a beauty like you.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not yet.
I'm single as well. I just broke up.
We had different faiths.
I was committed to her,
but she was committed to someone else.
Just my luck.
I feel like
you're sad.
That's okay, you can vent to me.
This is about my family.
My dad is constantly
being pressured and threatened
by his nephew.
My cousin. His name is Pablo.
Sorry, I'm getting too close.
Regarding the family inheritance,
Pablo is always pestering my dad.
He wants him to sign a new will.
Uncle, I'm your brother's only son.
All of my dad's inheritance
should've been mine.
Your dad willed it all to me.
And the reason he did that
was to repay all the debts he owed me.
- You're being too greedy.
- That won't do.
That's a business risk
you and my dad took.
It's not my fault.
Open, read,
and sign it now.
I don't want to.
He keeps coming over
and yelling at my dad.
My dad is being pressured
to satisfy his greed.
Have some respect!
You have no respect for your elders.
You'll face the consequences.
That's it.
My prayers have been answered.
Goodness!
That bird.
Whose bird is that?
I mean, what bird is that?
What's wrong?
Nothing. I need some hot water.
Dono's lips are swollen.
I'll put a compress on them.
Goodness!
The hot water flask is over there.
It's fine. If I put it under my armpit,
it'll warm up soon.
Excuse me.
Dear?
Don, Ndro.
Hurry, we need to get out of here.
Damn you! Were you planning
to leave me alone here?
We told you so.
You wouldn't listen.
This house is haunted.
Hurry, let's get out of here.
- Open up!
- Goodness!
Why are you here at this hour?
Open, now!
I told you, I don't want to.
No!
I'm going to break the door down!
If you don't sign it,
I'll burn this house down!
I don't want to!
- A thief.
- Why is he pushing him?
I don't want to!
That's
That's the man we saw back there.
I didn't say anything.
He's the one Yulia told me about.
- What'd she say?
- What is it? Let's go, Don.
We're not done yet.
Here's my special move.
The Shy Pregnant Cockroach Strike!
What's wrong, Kas?
The cockroach is shy.
It got pregnant before marriage.
- What did you use?
- A nail clipper.
Are you going to clip his nails?
You're unbelievable.
Small, but it stings, Ndro.
- He walked right through us.
- Jeez.
Is that a man or a bus?
Dear!
Dear!
Dear!
You murderer!
Goodness!
You really have no respect for the elders.
Help! Where's everyone?
Forget it. We can't even touch them.
Yulia, don't go down there!
She walked through us as well.
See? She's a ghost.
Good thing she doesn't have long arms.
You're right.
Oh, my child!
You made me do this.
Hit him!
You murderer!
You jerk!
All I want is a signature.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Yulia!
Yulia!
You murdered my family.
You murderer!
- Gosh!
- Goodness!
You're a killer
Goodness.
Let's go downstairs. Hurry!
It all makes sense now.
That's why they're haunting us.
There's a hidden message.
Poor Yulia.
She needs our help.
She's telling us the person who murdered
her family was the one who strangled you.
- The King Kong?
- Yes.
We have to tell the village chief.
We need solid proof.
We can't say a spirit told us.
We'll be imprisoned.
They'll think we're crazy.
The knife!
We need to find the knife
that Pablo used to stab Yulia.
Let's find it!
It's evidence.
Where could it be?
I think I saw him throw it
near the stairs.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
The villagers will take care of this.
Let's go.
Wait.
What?
He has a point, Kas.
Ndro!
Enough!
I have a hernia.
I'm so tired.
- Come on.
- There's only a bike shop.
Excuse me.
Here's the thing, sir.
- We're looking some...
- Perfect timing.
Looking for air?
I've got air for the inner tube,
air for the spare tube.
- Something bigger?
- Like what?
- Air-port.
- I'll beat you up.
- Kas!
- That's pretty funny, no?
No, it's nothing like that.
We're looking for help.
- Help?
- Yes.
What kind of help?
Our tire is ripped.
- And?
- Can you fix it?
Why don't you just change it?
Fix it? No wonder this country is behind.
Goodness.
Oh, no.
This is hard to fix.
Not even the smartest man can fix it.
It's beyond repair.
It looks like a knife cut through it.
Knife?
Criminals these days.
They used to throw nails.
Now they throw knives.
I just realized, Don, Ndro.
We have to go back to the place
where our car crashed.
Which crash?
When we almost hit the cat and crashed.
- Where was it?
- How could you forget?
When Dono's face was covered by bras.
- Right, bras.
- Right, bras.
Bras are all you remember, you perverts!
Now, we have to find it.
- The bra?
- The content.
- The knife, idiot!
- I see.
Stop growing your teeth
and grow a brain. It'll do you good.
Sir, I need to borrow your bike.
That's the bike.
It's that one.
What's wrong with this bike? Damn it!
Ndro! Ndro! Gosh!
There's a fire!
- Fire!
- Fire!
Kas.
I found it.
- Wait, Ndro!
- Why?
Don't touch it.
- Why?
- It's dangerous.
If you hold it like this,
you'll get your fingerprints on it.
It'll become evidence.
You have to hold it like this.
This is safe.
- Am I right, Don?
- Yes.
We'd better report this to Palagede.
Tell him who the murderer is.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Something's not right.
I wonder what.
Careful, Ndro.
Everyone, get out of the way!
Go straight, Ndro!
- Get off.
- Jeez.
Calm down, don't be upset.
We ask for your cooperation.
What are you doing here?
This guy is so strange.
- Stop.
- Let me carry it for you, sir.
Hear me out, Palagede.
We come bearing important news.
We know who murdered Yulia and her family
and burned her house down.
Here's the proof.
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
Tell them, Ndro.
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
I'm the murderer?
- You're not!
- You're not!
It wasn't me.
Capture them!
Okay, sir.
Why grab us?
Because you've committed actions
that violate the norms,
you will face the customary punishment.
Oh, no!
Let's hang them!
- Hang them!
- Hang them!
- Let's burn them!
- Burn them!
- Let's make them into satay!
- Satay!
- Chicken noodles!
- Chicken noodles!
- Spicy or not?
- Spicy!
Enough.
What is going on here?
- I want one, not spicy.
- Okay.
I've decided the punishment for you three.
Kas, I'm afraid of dying.
Don't worry, Don.
It's just a piece of paper.
The punishment can't be that bad.
Goodness!
A piece of paper, my ass.
- Your punishment will be
- Wait!
I have more proof to strengthen
the evidence against the murderer.
I swear to you, I'm not lying.
If I lie, you can take my friends.
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
Wait.
- What?
- Oh, no.
All good.
All good, Don.
You're just fanning me!
Don! Ndro!
Mr. Pablo.
We found evidence at the crime scene.
The knife we found matches
the knives that you collected.
This is the knife and the bracelet.
Hold him!
He's so scary.
- Don't move!
- Nevermind.
I don't care if we're broke
or if we don't go viral.
What matters is we helped them.
- Helped the dead, you mean?
- Yes.
I'm quite impressed.
What does he eat?
The people's money.
Aren't you critical?
Now that's a Warkop joke.
Turns out this capybara has a brain.
Beautiful Yulia, I'm sorry.
I walked away from you
the other day in the kitchen.
Honestly, I want to talk to you more.
When I found out
we're from different realms,
I was scared.
But you and the family
have nothing to worry about.
You can move on in peace.
Because we caught the murderer.
The police caught him.
Right.
Yesterday,
he was being uncooperative
when he got arrested.
I'm sure he'll face a long sentence.
And we're sorry
for disturbing all of you.
It was Kasino's idea.
I was only following him.
Why are you blaming me?
It's called true friendship.
If you struggle,
Dono will struggle as well.
Am I right, Don?
If Dono struggles,
Indro will also struggle.
Wait, how about you?
I don't associate with your kind.
I'm allergic.
Indro.
Thank you
for this nice Gudang Sawit cigarette.
It's my favorite.
You're welcome, Grandma.
Thank you, too.
You have great taste.
Dono,
I'm really flattered
that you liked my sambal.
It was my husband's favorite.
You're welcome, ma'am.
Come on, dear!
I'm sorry.
For making you do all of this.
Yulia.
Actually,
I'm the one who should be apologizing.
I borrowed your coffins
just to make content.
I regret it.
But an even bigger regret of mine
is not meeting you sooner.
I also regret not meeting you sooner.
Thank you for helping my family.
We can rest in peace now.
- You can't hold her?
- Obviously not.
Is it really impossible
to hold your hand?
There is one way.
Don?
- It's me, Dear.
- Gosh.
We can hold hands now.
I love you, Yulia.
Gross, Don! You wanna kill me?
Heaven forbid!
I'll catch rabies!
I need some mud.
I'm sure this will go viral.
Damn you. You recorded it?
- He filmed it?
- What the heck!
Are my buck teeth apparent?
Don, we'll go viral!
- Are my teeth obvious?
- Ndro! You rascal!
- This is going viral.
- You're embarrassing me!
- Don! Hey!
- This will go viral!
I'll strip you! Hey! Ndro!
On this occasion,
I'd like to say thank you
to these gentlemen
- who successfulish
- Successfully, Sir.
I mean, successfully,
slow-cooked the truth
Why didn't you correct me?
I've spent 20 years correcting you,
and I'm tired of it!
Sorry.
Right is treated as wrong,
and wrong is treated as right.
Just like at the court.
Wow, look at this.
Thank you very much.
A plant.
Thank you.
It's a cow's testicle, Ndro.
It's a cow's foot, Don.
Enjoy that cow's foot.
- Palagede.
- Yes.
I'd like to apologize
on behalf of my friends
who caused trouble here.
Please understand, they have low IQ.
That's it.
Regarding the content that you made.
Sorry, Palagede.
It was all Kasino's idea.
He's right.
You've made some great content.
- Huh?
- What?
You showcased our culture.
If you want to go viral,
you should make positive content.
I couldn't agree more.
To conclude, I'd like to recite
What's wrong, Palagede?
- There's no writing here.
- Oh, no!
Why have you given me a blank page?
- What a rascal.
- I'll just give my own speech.
I just want to say thank you.
- That's it?
- Apparently.
That's it, Ndro.
Why isn't he buried?
How dare you? My father is alive.
All of you, pay your debt.
- You've gone viral.
- What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
Do you want to see the proof?
Goodness!
- Where's my father?
- There!
He's down there.
Hold on, Dad.
Look.
Holy cow! Don, Ndro.
Hold on.
Hold it for me, sir.
It smells like a foot.
We have so many views.
KOLIMA FESTIVAL VLOG, SPOOKY!
Is this real?
We're rich, Don.
Just trust the expert.
Jon Paulo Kasino van Gombong.
When we get our money,
what will you use it for, Don?
I want to buy a big bike.
I want to open a bike garage.
Awesome!
I'm going to donate my share
To beautiful women and abandoned widows.
I don't think that's smart.
We'd better save the money.
We don't know
where this country is heading.
Oh, man.
You have a point, Don.
Look at the crowd.
Thank you for the gifts.
We'll get going now!
I'm so cool!
What's going on?
Someone's passing! Help!
Help!
- What's wrong, miss?
- Our car broke down.
Broke down? I see.
- All right.
- Hey!
Be careful, Ndro. I'm still traumatized.
What if they're ghosts?
Considering the way they look,
it shouldn't matter.
That makes sense.
How about this?
Just leave your car here
and come with us.
Where to?
To the beach, of course.
Hey, it's raining. Don't get wetter.
The road, I mean.
- Sounds good.
- Come on.
Let's go.
Make yourself not at home.
- Come on.
- It'll start pouring any minute.
Come on. Wait.
Dono is really lucky.
Damn you, Don.
Ancient-faced with Gen Alpha's blessings.
Now this is the true Warkop.
- Ready?
- Ready!
To the beach we go!
Hit the beach, go viral.
Make it go viral!
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro.
- Ndro, Kas.
- Yes, Don.
I'm so glad we can still all hang out
together like this.
You're right, Don.
You handle it.
I'm just along for the ride.
Keep talking and choke on your teeth.
Unbelievable, this guy.
Monkey looks, royal luck.
Let's just laugh.
Let's be happy.
Laughing and singing.
Before laughing, ha-ha.
We got banned by the law.
Hang out again with us.
Get together again with us.
Laugh together with us.
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro.
Hang out again with us.
Get together again with us.
Laugh together with us.
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro
THE EXCEPTION OF
DONO, KASINO, AND INDRO, ALL NAMES,
CHARACTERS, PLACES,
AND EVENTS DEPICTED ARE PRODUCTS AUTHOR'S
IMAGINATION OR ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS, LIVING
OR DECEASED, OR TO REAL EVENTS IS PURELY
COINCIDENTAL.
I'd like this one, please.
- Same for you?
- Sure.
Make it two, please.
- Two?
- Yes.
- Coming right up.
- Thanks.
The menu, please.
- Hello. Here's the menu. Ready to order?
- Thanks.
I'll have two ayam kremes.
I'm sorry, we're out of stock.
Oh, no. But it's our favorite.
- Your favorite?
- Yeah.
Pick something else instead.
Ayam kremes usually foam over.
What do you mean?
You can't rinse here.
The shampoo and everything.
That's keramas!
Excuse me.
Please take your helmet off
before you go in.
All right, sir.
Jeez!
I've never seen a helmet strap
glued to a head.
Impressive.
- Salaam waleykum.
- Wa alaykum salaam.
My goodness!
Do I have to take mine off, too?
No exceptions!
Hey, take your sandals with you.
This isn't a locker room.
Long live our homeland.
Damn.
Is this an elevator
or the Casablanca Tunnel?
What a spectacle.
Hey.
Could you put this ring
in my girl's fried rice?
- Sure.
- Okay?
- I'm counting on you.
- Okay.
- Here's your order.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Our food is here.
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
Is it good?
Excuse me.
Where's the ring?
Honey?
Honey? Honey!
Honey, are you okay?
Oops!
Yay, found it!
Hey.
Hello, sir. Can I help you?
From here, go out of the hotel,
take a right turn, go straight.
You'll see a horse statue.
You know what a horse is?
- A horse.
- A horse?
- Horse.
- Coup d'tat?
Do you even speak English?
Stupid colonizer.
One moment, please.
Pay attention.
From here, you go straight
up to the intersection.
Straight to the horse statue.
Don't touch it.
From there, turn right.
You'll see a monument.
Destination reached. Got it?
Oh, no. It won't go away.
One second.
Better. It's trendy now.
Excuse me.
Housekeeping.
Wow.
Was a World War fought here?
Finally, a honeymoon bed.
Who knows, maybe I'm next.
Honey?
Honey?
Let's get back to it.
Sorry! Housekeeping.
I was just testing.
It's very comfortable. Come, it's bouncy.
Sorry! I'm a housekeeper.
DONO
FIRED
KASINO
FIRED
INDRO
FIRED
What's wrong with this thing?
Let me pray for it.
That should be enough.
- Make more soup for me.
- But...
Don't make it spicy.
I have a sensitive stomach.
Is our fan broken again?
Yeah, it is.
For some reason,
it only turns anti-clockwise.
That's new. A de-oscillating fan.
Well, we have only ourselves to blame.
- What do you mean?
- It's our fault we're broke.
If I had money, I'd buy a new one.
- Or maybe an air-conditioner.
- Dream on.
Now, now.
Take a break from daydreaming
and have your meal.
Not funny, Ndro!
You can't just serve us raw noodles.
Come on, Ndro.
Just admit it. You can't cook.
I can cook!
Our stove is not working.
It's raining heavily outside.
Be grateful we still have food to eat.
It's so unfair.
We all got fired.
There's hardly any food.
The roof is leaking.
We haven't paid rent.
My parents would say we're being tested.
Remember, there's always
a rainbow after the storm.
Well, maybe.
You're like one of those influencers.
Add a sound, and you'll go viral.
- Is it that easy to go viral?
- Of course.
I'll give you an example.
Give us your quote of the day, Indro.
Don't forget to be grateful.
Face the world with a smile on your face.
- Awesome!
- Right?
- It's my turn.
- It'll go viral for sure.
Your quote of the day, Kasino.
Just keep going.
At the end of the day, we'll find a way.
- Give it a shot!
- Viral guaranteed.
Your quote of the day, Dono!
As clear as dew, as pure as cotton.
May our hearts become pure again.
That's a tag line for Eid!
It's not here yet, dummy.
No "viral guaranteed" from me, Dono.
I don't need to go viral.
I need to become rich.
That's how you get rich, by going viral.
I have an ID.
- You mean idea?
- Yes, that.
Let's be content creators, Don and Ndro.
Well, I'm not risking it
if the idea comes from you.
Me too. Count me out.
You can't argue with the poor.
- I'm going for a win-win solution.
- Win-win solution?
- Wind, I mean.
- He needs some air.
- You're gonna fart, aren't you?
- Piss off.
Wait up! I miss your farts.
- Let's go, Don.
- Hey, help me up.
Come on.
I won't hear any more excuses!
Where's the other one?
Where is he?
Pay your rent by the end of the month
or get the hell out of here!
Hey, wait.
That's the spirit.
The sooner you pay your rent,
the better. Go on.
No, I just wanted
to give your sandal back.
I don't need this anymore.
Take that!
- Don? Dro? A little help?
- Help him, Don.
Okay, lift.
Let's put it over there.
I almost lost my balls.
Now we only have two options left.
Go with my idea or get haunted
by that demon every night.
Above you, Ndro. Fix that leak.
I mean it. We need to make videos
and upload them to YouTube.
We can get AdSense money to pay our rent.
That's no easy feat.
We'll need a camera!
And that thing for editing. A laptop.
But we've got no money.
Just leave it to me.
You think we'll make money
by sitting idle?
You trust me, don't you?
- No, we don't.
- No, we don't.
Damn you both.
It's for real this time around.
If I'm lying, someone will die.
What was that?
It feels so wrong, Kas,
seeing our stuff
out in the open like this.
Just have faith in me. Relax.
Used goods! Get your used goods here!
Only the highest quality!
Come take a look.
Nice kris you got there. What kind?
- Which one?
- This one.
This is a rare specimen. An ancient relic.
It traces back to the rule
of the Ottomans and Srivijaya.
Let me show you.
It used to be straight.
Then it shrunk during the winter.
Look at the curves.
Wow.
How much is it?
It's a relic.
You can have it for five million.
No haggling allowed.
The price will go up by afternoon.
You want it or not?
Fine. Got QRIS?
You're holding one! Stop messing around.
I said QRIS, not kris.
You're driving me nuts.
Paying for a kris with a kris
would be bartering.
I'm paying with a QR code. Keep up.
Why didn't you just say so?
Also, no. You can pay via transfer.
Here.
My account number.
Hello? I have some shiny new stuff.
A kris from the Majapahit era.
- For you, 20 million.
- No way!
Great. I'm on my way.
I can't believe I just got scammed.
Hey, bro.
Do you have athletic shirts?
Absolutely. 500,000.
Way too expensive. What's the brand?
The one with the tick.
It's too common.
You can buy it anywhere for 250,000.
This one is different.
- See?
- The price is justified now.
It has two ticks.
- So?
- I'll take that one.
That's what I like to hear.
Here you go.
Here.
- Okay, move. You're in the way.
- Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
We're going to be hot from now on.
Sir.
Come see our collection.
I like one already.
How about pants?
I've got plenty of those.
You don't want shirts.
You don't want pants.
Anything else?
That's what I want.
A door and windows.
- Are those on sale?
- Obviously not, sir.
What happened to "customer is king"?
- Excuse our new employee.
- No wonder.
He just started.
Actually, the door
and the windows are on sale.
The roof and the toilet are on sale, too.
How much are you offering?
Hear me out.
Because it's artistic and classic,
one and a half million.
One and a half million, Ndro!
- Deal.
- What?
- Kasino!
- Leave it to me.
Don, Ndro. Take the door
and the windows down.
Take the roof tiles down, too. Quick.
Hurry up!
- Strip them down?
- Yes.
- And then?
- Go ahead.
All right. This way, please.
- Excuse me.
- Go check.
- Okay. Thanks.
- Don't want you getting a bad one.
Kas, if we tear it all down,
what do we tell the landlady?
I don't care. Once we get rich,
we'll let her rent our place.
For free.
Come take a look!
But make a purchase afterwards, please.
Excuse me, we're looking for a camera.
The one YouTubers use.
Perfect.
This one is only 25 million.
"Only"?
Focus on the 25 million part,
not the "only," smart guy.
Focus on the 25 million part.
Can you lower it?
Sure.
- Lower?
- Sure.
Lower?
- Lower?
- It's hit the bottom.
Save yourself the trouble, dummy.
What my friend meant was,
can you lower the price?
You could've said so earlier.
You're breaking my balls here.
- Sorry about that.
- Get this one.
It's 15 million.
Sorry, but we've barely started
our YouTube career.
So we're going to need a cheaper one.
Sure. Look up there.
CCTV.
You'll catch thieves on camera.
It detects them, too.
Especially if they're ugly.
You're kidding me.
We really need a camera.
Any other options?
No, this is the cheapest one!
Being a YouTuber on a budget
sounds ridiculous.
Be a viewer instead.
All you need is eyeballs.
Hey! Watch your mouth!
So what if he has buck teeth, hard boogers
and a smelly belly button?
Mind you, customer is king!
I'm the king. They're my concubines.
What kind of king
would buy a budget camera?
Don't get too cocky.
I'm buying everything you have!
Just name your price.
- Everything?
- Yes!
- Every single item?
- Yes!
That will be 750 million.
Damn!
Excluding me, of course.
That's way over budget.
- Let's go somewhere else.
- Agreed.
Think you're the only vendor here?
There are plenty of other shops. Prick!
You're the prick!
Damn window shoppers.
Excuse me.
You again?
Let me handle it this time.
You're too worked up.
Got cameras?
That's way too loud.
You're too worked up.
Maybe it's his cousin.
Yes, but only second-hand.
I didn't say shake hands.
How about this?
That's vogue.
That's a monkey.
Play by the rules.
You're ruining all the fun here.
Show us.
Does it still work?
Yes, despite the vertical lines.
Give it a smack from underneath.
We need a microphone, too. And a laptop.
This one?
Some circle tofu vendor used to own it.
I have laptops too.
And other gear as well.
- I just don't have a wife.
- Who cares?
With discounts,
this YouTuber starter kit is 2.5 million.
Just pay him, Ndro.
Thank you.
Sorry, but why are you speaking like that?
Are you Chinese?
I just have a lisp.
Let's get out of here.
You've got a lisp.
That's a monkey.
Care to buy the latest phone?
Have we met before?
That's our line!
Our channel will be called Ndokasin.
That's clever.
- A portmanteau? Dono
- Yes.
- Kasino, Indro.
- Kasino, Indro.
- That's clever. Brilliant idea!
- Is it really?
This gave me the idea.
It reminds me of salted eggs.
Not so clever, then.
All right, then.
So, how do we go viral?
Relax, I have spectacular
video ideas up my sleeve.
One
How about we try and help people?
- Like a social experiment?
- Bingo.
You blurt out
whatever pops into your head!
I was gonna say the same thing.
Two
What do I say?
How about we make food vlogs?
We could eat unusual foods.
That's amazing. You read my mind.
I was about to say that.
How about pranks?
- Pull pranks on people.
- That's it.
Hundred percent. I was about to say that.
Thanks for reminding me.
He hasn't come up with any ideas yet.
Yeah.
Any more suggestions?
- Never mind.
- Never mind.
"Never mind."
What does that mean?
NDOKASIN: 1 HELPING PEOPLE
2 EXTREME FOOD 3 PRANK 4 WHATEVER
Welcome to our new channel, Ndokasin!
It's a portmanteau of our names.
I'm Indro. Behind the camera is Kasino.
We have one more member,
albeit a hideous one, Dono.
So, behind us
is a ketoprak vendor.
We're looking to buy the whole cart.
Cut! Excellent.
Get ready, Don!
Excuse me.
Have you had a lot of customers today?
I've barely had any.
Barely, he says. What a shame.
Don't worry, we've come to the rescue!
Yay! Aren't you glad?
Serve us, please.
Come on. I'll put this here.
If you're wondering what's
in a plate of ketoprak, watch this.
We have
Rice vermicelli.
Mung bean sprouts, a lot of them!
Rice cake tube.
- That's square rice cake!
- Right, square rice cake.
What else?
And there's this thing.
A walkie-talkie.
Everyone, can you hear me? Over.
He's here. Let's move!
Hey, they know who I am now.
My targets are on the run!
- Dang.
- It's all your fault!
They're pulling a prank on us.
Prank. This guy thinks he's a spy.
What a loser.
- I'm a cop!
- Oh, no!
I thought you were cosplaying.
- Run!
- Run, Ndro!
- Excuse me, Mr. Spy.
- What now?
My money.
Gosh!
Welcome back to our channel,
- Ndokasin!
- Ndokasin!
Today, we're gonna try some food
from our neighboring country.
Today, we're having Thai food.
Speaking of Thailand,
I'm a big fan of tom yum.
- And pad Thai!
- That's delicious.
What about you, Don?
Iced sweet tea.
You can find that anywhere in the world.
Really?
All right, here we go.
Okay, one, two, three!
I think it's moving.
Are you sure it's properly cooked?
- Time to eat.
- Here goes nothing.
Hurry up, Ndro!
It's okay.
- Get it off him!
- Get it off! No, don't hit my face!
So our friend Indro
has just tried a delicacy from Thailand.
For today's challenge,
we got Chinese food.
Correct!
Here we go, guys.
- Good heavens!
- Dang!
That's a frog.
That's not a frog.
It's a frog!
- Don
- Better than mine.
The soup is too yellow.
I think he took a dump.
- That's most likely just piss.
- Eat this.
How are you able to speak?
It's my turn now.
- I wonder where it's from.
- Where is it from?
It's from the Philippines.
Yay! Cool! Yes!
Let's open it.
I'm dying to see what's inside.
Waiting for the big moment?
I'm opening it.
Guess what?
It's just an egg.
Don't get too cocky.
Crack it open and see what's inside.
It's a plain old egg.
Just eat it. Crack it open.
My God!
It's called balut, Don.
It's basically an embryo.
Enjoy your food. Cannibalism.
- I give up.
- No! Do it!
- You can do it. Come on.
- No. Don't.
- One, two
- Open wide.
Don't spit it out!
- Looks just like you.
- Keep going.
All that for a few views?
We're far behind Vindes.
- Way behind.
- The dump, too.
So, what's next?
Change the video.
Hey, Kas? Kas!
Kasino!
Kas!
What's wrong, Kas?
Oh, no. What do we do, Don?
I forget all the prayers.
What did I tell you?
This place is haunted.
Kas, cut it out!
Who are you, son?
What are you doing in my hut?
Grandpa, do you need anything?
I am very old.
Speak louder!
What do you need?
That's too loud.
I need
Matcha.
We don't have match a, Grandpa.
I'll take cappuccino, then.
Grandpa, we don't have any match a.
No cappuccino, either.
How about black coffee?
What?
Black coffee.
Want some, Grandpa?
Sure. One cup, please.
No sugar!
I have high blood sugar.
- Hurry up!
- Here you go.
It's bitter!
- It's too bitter!
- You said no sugar.
Give me that.
And now
- I'm going to take a shower.
- Hey!
Grandpa, you want to take a shower?
I want to eat.
So why are you taking your pants off?
I don't feel like showering.
Idiot!
Idiot!
He must be referring to himself.
Grandpa, we have instant noodles.
How does that sound?
Broke!
You're broke!
I want one.
- Noodles
- Yeah, I know.
- Noodles! Noodles!
- Here.
- Noodles!
- Grandpa, here's your noodles.
Don, it's his noodles. How rude of you.
Feed me.
He's eating my leftovers.
Damn it, Ndro!
You know I don't like spicy food.
You and your ideas.
You think you're slick?
You need to work on your acting.
Act better than a politician
in an apology video.
It was a prank, Ndro!
That was your idea too.
I even had my makeup done. See?
I even set the camera up there.
Like a CCTV.
Edit out the part where I burn my tongue.
Well, we just got pranked!
Wait, Kas, Don.
- Our viewer count is going up!
- Let me see.
I told you.
My ideas work the best.
When it worked, you took the credit, Kas.
That settles it.
- We're making horror videos.
- Agreed.
Why does it have to be me?
It was your idea to begin with.
Remember, Don. People love pranks.
You need to get into character.
Remember to hop, not crawl. Okay?
You're a pocong, not a dog or a pig.
Not a monkey. Not a lizard. Not an idiot.
- Not a bastard.
- Calm down!
Can't help yourself, can you?
Your face pisses me off.
Take this. For communication.
- Let me put this on you.
- Ouch.
Now hide.
Hold this.
Ndro, we have a target.
Scare him, now!
That's not scary at all.
You're obviously fake!
I know, sorry.
I'm just messing with you.
- Snout ghost! Snout ghost!
- What? Snout ghost?
Snout ghost!
You little punk!
He thought I was a real ghost.
His real face is scarier.
Tell him to find a new hiding spot.
Don? All right, find a new hiding spot.
There, to your left.
Stay there.
Kas, we've got a live one!
Don, don't miss the green-shirted one.
Aren't you supposed to say red shirt?
Been with the red one.
It's just a side hustle.
- Help him out!
- My goodness!
Wait, Ndro. I have to get this.
Ndro, come on.
Ndro Kas
- Don
- It's fine. It's just a few bruises.
Total KO!
Thank you.
It hurts.
Alhamdulillah.
What's wrong with you?
He's in pain. Why would you say that?
No, I mean our channel is on the rise.
People actually love horror.
Then it's all we're going to make.
- Exactly.
- But what should we make?
In the next few months,
the Daranggo community will be
preparing their annual festival, Kolima,
where they exhume the bodies
of their ancestors
and dress them up
as if they were still alive.
How about paying Daranggo a visit?
What for?
- Don't leave me!
- Now that's real horror.
Creepy, but dramatic.
With a lot of tears. Just like that drama!
- How can we achieve that?
- Fistfight.
I'm going to punch
the person hogging the remote.
We're watching for some ideas.
They keep changing channels.
Who's got the remote?
That lady, apparently.
If it's a lady, leave it to me.
I'm the expert at this.
She has the face of a Miss Universe,
and the body of a local farm boy.
A grandmother's love is infinite.
That's the video we're making next.
First off,
we leave for Daranggo
a few days before the festival begins.
Over there,
we'll blend in with the locals.
We'll say we just got there
after spending years in the city.
We'll rent a house
in a remote, desolate place.
And that will be our filming location.
So who's going to be our family there?
Your brain is finally working.
We'll get some dolls
and make them look like corpses.
We'll get three.
The father, the mother, and the child.
What?
And the grandmother?
Whose grandmother?
What about "a grandma's love"?
- Wait. I forgot.
- No grandmother in this story?
I have another idea. Hear me out.
We'll find an old lady
and get her to play dead.
She'll be moving her arm,
reaching for you, and caressing you.
Our viewers will go, "Aw!"
"Her love is so strong,
she came back to life!"
Instant viral hit.
Absolutely viral.
Ndokasin is going to be popular.
We've finally landed in Daranggo.
We're on our way to festival
- Kolima.
- Hello, guys!
Come, follow us.
Quite an odd name for a festival.
Why Kolima
when it could be Ko-six, Ko-seven?
That's a good one.
I'm starving.
Why am I not surprised?
Here, you can have it. My favorite.
- What's this?
- For you, Ndro.
Dilan Matcha.
This is more of a Gen Alpha thing.
Where did you get this, Kas?
Just swallow it.
Every chew chips into
our production budget.
- That's right.
- Correct.
- Mr. Kasino.
- Hold it.
Wrong person. I'm Kasino.
Here are the keys to the villa.
- I sent the money.
- Great, thanks. Excuse me.
Wa alaykum salaam.
They're picking us up?
Leave everything to me.
We get the villa
and a sports car, a cabriolet.
You two stay here.
Mikrolet?
Cabriolet, Don. Come on now.
- How luxurious, Ndro!
- I'm proud to call him a friend.
Wow, this is so cool!
- Wow.
- Wonderful.
What the hell are you doing?
Come on, let's go!
Wrong car.
This is just cruel, Kas.
You said it was a sports car.
It's an extreme sports car
for our heart-stopping moments.
Keep going.
Come on, faster.
Push the car, not me.
- That makes sense.
- You!
This is awesome.
- What's wrong, Kas?
- Gosh, what's wrong?
- Gosh!
- Goodness!
What's wrong with this car?
Not our best day.
Vintage cars like this
only have two types of problems.
It's either the engine or the gas.
Thanks, Mr. Obvious.
I used to be into vintage cars.
I drove every single one of them.
BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Volvo.
- You owned all of them?
- Laid my fingers on them.
I'll turn your teeth into cars!
Go check the engine!
Find out what's wrong.
Get it on camera, Ndro.
What is it?
I found the issue.
- The engine is gone.
- What?
It's gone! How did we manage
to get it working?
Maybe the engine fell on the road.
Help, Kas, Kasino!
Help! Ouch!
- What are you doing?
- My precious head!
You said you love vintage cars.
The engine is in the back, genius.
You're right, Indro.
- There it is.
- It hid itself in the back.
What a car.
Always playing dirty from behind.
Let me carry our stuff.
All right, Don.
Get the key, Don.
Where do I get it from?
There's a clue, Don.
It says it's somewhere in the ground.
Convenient.
Somewhere in the ground?
- Goodness gracious.
- Wow.
Now this is what you call a master key.
Try it.
Would you look at that?
Wait.
This isn't a key.
- It's a key!
- It's a key!
I saw it coming, Don.
- Shall we go for it?
- Sure.
Use your brain.
How is this going to fit inside that hole?
Impossible.
You lack creativity.
This isn't supposed to go in there.
- Then?
- It's to break the door.
- That's enough.
- It's useless.
- I think we should open it.
- There's a tear line.
"Use this rock to unlock it."
We're being played.
- What is this for?
- Beats me.
That must be our key.
Gosh, what a hassle.
Why take the easy way out
when the hard way exists? Let's go.
Hey! Carry your own crap!
Do I look like a bellboy to you? Damn you!
I don't remember fitting
all this stuff in the car.
Do we have more?
Yeah. The Bajaj's front bumper.
That was mean, Kas. I'm not luggage.
- So, what do you think?
- You're gonna ignore me?
Well, it looks like
it's been abandoned for years.
Let's get to work.
Don, you'll find the dolls for the body.
Also get me an old lady who can act.
I get the easy task.
You need to find someone
who's nearly finished.
- On the brink of death?
- Yeah.
The closer to death, the better.
Ndro, I'm giving you the honor
of playing the main character.
You need to remember your lines.
It'll help with your terrible acting.
I am that main character!
You need more practice.
And what are you going do, Kas?
I just finished my task, delegating yours.
It's a hurdle, Don.
You think taking care of you two is easy?
Every person has their own capacity.
- I understand. Thanks, Kas.
- You're welcome.
Wait.
I don't think that's fair.
You and your big mouth.
Can't be grateful for a change.
Fine, I'll get the dolls.
But you need to remember this.
Not a single soul
should find us suspicious.
What do you say?
My job is to prevent a single soul
from finding us suspicious!
Kas!
- That looks fun.
- Don!
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'd like to ask, please.
Is there an old lady around here?
Yeah, there is.
Bingo!
There.
Damn!
That's the finish line.
Okay, thanks. I'm sorry for your loss.
Hi, Grandma!
- Would you like to be a cadaver?
- A cadaver?
What's that supposed to mean?
Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Are you good?
- Yeah, okay.
Let's go again.
Hey!
Hey, come back here!
Excuse me.
Yes? Can I help you?
Do you have dolls?
No, I don't. But I do have statues.
- What do you say?
- Sure.
One second.
Hey, you forgot your legs!
My legs? They're right here.
You just got pranked!
Good one.
Not just legs. I have arms as well.
Check this out.
See? Support your chin
whenever you feel like it.
See the vision?
Or you could salute. See?
Cool!
One more trick.
The thinker.
I wonder how much?
Can you use it to pick your nose?
It'll end up piercing my ear.
Look, I want to shoot a horror video.
I need something resembling a corpse.
- Customizable.
- Of course.
New model or old?
How much for the old one?
It's sold out, actually.
- And the new one?
- It's a work in progress.
How about this one?
Does it run on batteries? How much?
It's not in the catalogue.
- Limited edition?
- Nope.
- Must be ridiculously expensive.
- Nope.
- Why?
- Out of respect. That's my dad.
God rest his soul.
Sorry, sir! I thought he was a dummy.
I'll just get the standard statues then.
I'd like three of them.
The dad, the mom, and the child.
- Can you do it?
- Of course.
- Have a seat, please.
- Thanks.
Hey, wait.
Where am I supposed to sit?
Sit down?
No idea.
There's nothing to sit on here.
Figure it out yourself.
Damn this guy.
Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Can I help you?
Okay, look.
Behind you.
Why go to all that trouble?
So, I'm trying to find an old lady
for a video shoot.
Is there one around here?
That way.
Does she have to be old?
Want someone younger?
What?
I'm a movie star, you know.
- What movie?
- The Dancing Grandma.
As the Grandma?
As the dancer!
Okay, I've seen enough.
- Care to join?
- No, thanks.
No, no.
Fine, come on in.
What was that all about?
Okay, Grandma,
try sticking your tongue out.
More.
Who actually dies like that?
Oh, they exist.
My friend's grandma did that.
Really?
She was eating ice cream
laced with deadly poison.
Couldn't move her tongue.
- She was drugged?
- By her own in-law.
- For the money.
- Really?
Sorry!
Okay, okay. Now the next one.
Suck your cheeks in.
More. Perfect.
Next, hold your breath.
Is that necessary?
Is she acting or diving?
It's just necessary.
Hold it, come on.
She's gear less. An automatic?
Hey, you.
What did you do to my mom?
She's all I have!
You better watch it.
- What are you saying?
- Watch it!
- There you go.
- You go!
Get out of here!
Okay.
Out!
These look nothing like corpses.
Is this a scam?
I need them to be spooky.
You placed this order
on such short notice.
For a real one, go to the graveyard cave.
Cave, my ass. I'll hit you so hard,
you'll go flying to the cave!
What do you want now?
Pay up.
What do you mean, pay up?
It's unfinished!
Too small for teeth. Too wide for teeth.
And not a single tooth on the child.
You're a fraud!
I see where this is going.
You're not going to pay, are you?
Son?
Yes, Dad. Give me one second.
Son!
Yes, Dad. I have a customer here.
Say something when I'm calling your name!
I did. You have trouble hearing.
Wipe my butt, son.
It's running down my thighs already.
Hear that? Are you paying or not?
You'll wipe his butt if you don't.
Have you smelled an elderly man's poop?
Give it a go.
You'll never forget the smell.
Goodbye!
Another freeloader.
Go find some wax
and make your own statues.
Dad, wipe your own butt!
I'm not in the mood.
Who do you think you are?
Do you really think you can do that to me?
Give me ten more people like you,
and they'll turn around.
Naturally, because it's a dead end.
Have mercy, Mom! Please forgive me!
You ungrateful child.
You shouldn't have done that to me.
Now I'm going to put a curse on you.
Mom! A curse?
I'll turn you into stone!
Not bad.
Hey.
A challenger? Okay.
I told you already.
Don't you ever come here!
Who do you think you are,
coming to my house?
You dog!
Just kidding. I'm just acting.
So fierce.
Sir, be careful.
You better watch your mouth around here.
I know.
What a terrifying cave.
I mean, caves are pretty terrifying.
Aren't you scared to be here
all by yourself?
I've lived here all my life,
so I'm used to this.
- Get down! Down!
- Sorry.
You are not used to it.
That's the thing.
I get startled all the time.
- Is this the whole family?
- Correct.
We have the grandmother,
the father, the mother, and the child.
One wealthy family.
Perfect. Exactly what I was looking for.
But I just need three.
The father, the mother, and the child.
Can I borrow just three of them?
Definitely.
My goodness.
The grandmother will be upset
if you leave her all alone here.
Just take them all.
Okay, I can do that.
Promise me that once you're done filming,
you'll bring them back.
I'm afraid I'll take their place
in the casket if you don't.
Don't worry about it.
I got lunch money for you.
You didn't have to.
Now come on.
But I guess you can't really
call it a lunch
without some cigarettes.
Here. For your cigarettes.
- But I guess you can't really
- Keep it up and I'll murder you.
Understood. All good.
I'm happy to help.
- Bring them with us.
- Yes, sir.
Hey, you think you can get away
with disturbing my family?
What did you do to her?
She can hardly breathe!
Are you trying to kill her?
Who is Dono kissing?
No, wait. He's being strangled!
Listen carefully. If anything happens
to them, you're done for!
What are you doing to my friend?
Sorry, ma'am. I mean, sir.
Don't hurt him by yourself.
Let's beat him up together.
Who are you?
He wants to get to know me. I'm Kasino.
Good heavens!
Such an absolute unit, that guy.
He's probably mixed.
Dad's Rambo, Mom's a whole stadium.
You better check it first.
Wow!
You're a genius, Kas.
It looks a bit too real.
This is the most realistic replica ever.
The smell, too.
What can I say? I'm simply the best.
A true professional.
Wait. By the way,
where's our trustworthy actor?
Don! Don! Kas! Don!
Man, right behind us
is a traditional dance at the Kolima.
It's called the Konari dance.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
Ndro, did you play the drums as a kid?
I used to dance.
Different vibe back then.
Sleeveless shirts, full armpit hair.
- But those are banned now.
- It's true!
Welcome to our channel.
I'm enjoying my homecoming so far.
And I'm participating
in the Kolima festival.
I've been away for 20 years.
And now that I'm back here, I'm overjoyed.
This is where my friends and I
would watch the sun set in the west.
West is that way.
That's east, you buffoon.
Sorry. Not even politicians
apologize for the smallest mistakes.
We're allowed to make mistakes.
True that.
Hey, it's Wahyu Nugraha!
- This here is my friend.
- Who are you?
- He used to steal shoes at the mosque.
- Move away, Don!
He got away.
Over there, Ndro.
Dewi!
You're beautiful as ever.
Who the hell is Dewi?
I'm Amira, you dimwit!
This guy's a lunatic.
Men, am I right?
I forgot her name, but not the feeling.
- Let's go over there.
- Don!
Are you trying to kill me? Fix it!
- Hurry!
- Dimwit!
Welcome to our channel, Ndokasin!
Today is going to be special
because I'm introducing you to my family.
Come here.
Now, this is my uncle.
Check out that smile,
24 carats of pure gold.
He also used to collect those stone rings.
Rest in peace, Uncle.
Next up,
this is my cousin.
She was so gorgeous.
She was really into bird necklaces.
She loved birds, guys.
Majestic!
And this one, guys.
This is my grandma.
She was 80.
There's this cigarette brand
we loved so much, Gudang Sawit.
This is my aunt.
She was big on gambling.
See the playing cards here?
Lost her whole hand
just from slamming the cards too hard.
I've brought them new clothes to wear.
Curious? Let's go check them out.
You dummy. But nicely done.
- Okay?
- Okay!
Grandma. Grandma
Grandma, forgive me.
I haven't come back home for far too long.
Cut!
Your acting is not natural.
You need to go all out.
I'll just use this.
- Action!
- Grandma
Please forgive me.
I haven't come back home for far too long.
Kiss her.
On the forehead, idiot.
You're not into her.
Grandma
Go on, Ndro, cry it out.
Louder.
Grandma!
Cut!
- What do you think, Don?
- Remarkably poignant.
There's no doubting my shots.
Absolute cinema! Pure film.
- Take a break, Ndro.
- Thanks.
Don, fix her makeup.
Kas. Kas!
Are you sure it's a doll?
Looks too realistic to me.
There's maggots too.
- Look!
- It's a state-of-the-art doll.
No. It's a real corpse. Are you lying?
You're being too loud.
Calm down.
- Actually, I got scammed by the artist.
- No way!
So I borrowed real corpses.
I'll return them later.
Also, no one visited them. I feel bad.
- Just relax.
- You're insane, Kas.
Indro can hear you.
Roll the camera.
Come on, Grandma and I are on fire.
Action, Ndro.
Guys, this is my grandma.
She used to be a chain smoker.
Die-hard customer here.
Strictly Gudang Sawit, nothing else.
Look.
She wouldn't hear any objections
to this habit of hers.
See? What'd I tell you? She's still a fan.
Kas, Kas!
Where did the smoke come from?
No clue.
Grandma, let me know if you're here.
Caress me or something.
Help! Help me! Come!
Run, Don!
- Oh, no!
- Don! Kas!
- Help!
- Wait, we forgot about Indro!
Let him go, please? We're out of here.
- Let's go, Don!
- Me! Help me!
Oh, yeah.
Hurry, Ndro!
- Pull over, I'm gonna puke.
- Hang in there, Ndro!
Goodness!
You two are insane.
You gave me a real corpse!
I'm baffled too.
I didn't plan on a possessed corpse.
I can't fix that.
Let's go, before they catch up.
Watch the road, Kas!
Is this person crossing or what?
She's just standing there.
Hemorrhoids maybe?
Honk the horn.
It's not working.
- Beep-beep!
- Honk-honk!
- Beep!
- Honk!
- Beep!
- Honk!
Knock it off!
She's ignoring our honks
and having a smoke session.
Hey!
What was that?
My God! This is bad.
- The car won't start!
- Oh, no!
Push!
Don, what are you doing?
- Help me push!
- I'm scared, Kas.
Goodness!
The road's closed.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
That was ridiculous, Kas.
They're supposed to be resting in peace.
You don't like
people waking you up, do you?
We can't rely on half-baked plans
to go viral.
Use the real deal
instead of the knockoffs.
Unbelievable.
You're more reasonable, Dono. Right?
Forgive me, Ndro! Run!
Don't disturb me. I come in peace.
It was Kasino's idea, not mine.
I'm innocent.
What's that ghost doing in our car, Ndro?
They think we're their mates!
- What's Dono doing? He should run.
- He had to park somewhere.
All clear, Kas?
All clear.
Not so clear now.
What's
- Salaam waleykum.
- Wa alaykum salaam.
We're getting out of here!
We made it.
Squalid exterior, lavish interior.
Hello.
There's a fine line
between blessing and disaster.
Yes?
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'd like to ask.
Is this a real hotel?
No. This is a tiger's den.
Of course it's a hotel.
Why is it so quiet here?
Are there guests staying here?
Yes.
We have three guests.
Praise the lord.
One, two,
three.
Why are you counting us?
You three are the only guests today.
If I may know,
how much is it for one night?
Watch your mouth.
What do you mean?
Sorry. What he's trying to ask is
how much it costs for the three of us
to stay for one night.
That's right.
You should've said so from the start.
- Sorry.
- It depends.
Are you looking for a short time,
a long time,
or lifetime?
We tried to be respectful,
but she's pretty adamant.
We just want to rest for a bit, ma'am.
Yes.
So you'd rather pick a short time?
That's right.
We're all short.
Except for him. He's slightly longer.
I mean, his bumper.
Since you're our first customers today,
we'll give you 50% off.
But if you're satisfied,
do come back another time
and tell all your friends.
- Would you like that, Don?
- Yeah.
All right?
Is that the key?
Why so aggressive?
This way, right?
Yes.
Please excuse us.
You're long, aren't you?
Come on.
This is amazing.
But
Isn't it suspiciously cheap
for a room this nice?
Isn't something off?
Stop being suspicious, Ndro.
Just enjoy living
like a rich man for once.
Where's the bathroom?
Don't shower first, okay?
I'll be using the bathroom.
I smell like urine.
You're always so eager
when it comes to that.
I'd better edit the video then, Ndro.
So we can upload it.
All right, I'm gonna go grab a smoke.
Oh, no.
I ran out.
I hope this goes viral.
Whose tooth is this?
Did I lose one?
Thanks.
Why does the pen drive keep falling?
What an attention-seeker.
How'd you know I'm single?
Who was typing?
Don, Kas?
Am I being pranked by a ghost?
Who would dare to do that to Kasino?
The pen drive fell again.
How exhausting.
What did I say?
Who would dare to mess
with Kasino Putra Gombong?
My goodness!
It's all there.
I don't even have a gold crown.
Maybe it belongs to a guest
who was here earlier?
- My God!
- There's a ghost!
- Caterpillar!
- Guinea pig!
Put on your pants.
You'll give me cataracts!
I saw a ghost too!
- Ghosts!
- Run!
Don, your towel!
Gosh, your crusty butt is hurting my eyes.
- What's with you?
- Come in, quick!
Ouch! It hurts!
My hand!
It's so dark in here.
I told you, this place is haunted.
- We need to leave.
- I agree.
But we have to take the lady with us.
She's the problem.
It's late. It'll be dangerous outside.
We have no reason to get out of here.
I'm so sorry.
We have a reason now. Let's go.
Did you eat trash, Don?
Where's our villa?
Ndro. Someone's there.
Go ask him.
Why me?
I'm sitting in the passenger seat.
Dono should ask him.
Why me?
You're sitting in the back seat.
You should be the one asking.
You have a point.
Fine.
Sir. Excuse me.
Why did you taint our tradition?
Why?
Help!
Why?
What is it, Don?
It wasn't me!
It's all Kasino's fault!
Are you crazy?
Why did you dream of me?
Kas, Ndro.
We have to solve this problem soon.
I have a bad feeling about this.
We've gone too far!
Come on!
What are they doing?
They're blocking the road!
Good evening.
There they are!
You don't have to scream.
They're right there.
Who are you guys?
Excuse me, sir.
If you don't mind me asking,
who are you?
You have no idea who I am?
If I may guess, you must be the commander.
No.
You're
- The motorcycle gang leader.
- No.
I remember now.
- You're a shaman!
- No!
I am
- Ton.
- Yes, sir?
Who exactly am I?
You should've been there
during the reading.
It says here that you're Palagede.
You're the village chief.
See? He knows who I am.
What's the name of this village?
Do you have to ask?
- Ton.
- Yes, sir?
The village name.
Daranggo Utara, sir.
See? Did you hear that?
Enough with your questions.
The rest is confidential.
You brought trouble to the village.
You made content without our permission.
Palagede!
My mom is a victim.
Look at her teeth. They're gone!
They fell out.
I'm a victim, too, Palagede.
- He did it!
- Oh, no.
I was told to dance.
I've been tainted.
I'm impure!
- You're the devil, Don.
- Shame on you.
How could you do that to them?
No, Kas, Ndro.
I didn't do it, sir.
Hey.
I've disliked you from the start.
Why?
You have buck teeth.
Now, leave this place.
I don't want to see your faces ever again.
Leave!
- Gosh!
- Oh, no.
Let's go, Ndro. Don, let's go.
Come on.
Kas.
- Who's driving?
- Right.
Come on, Don.
Buck-teeth can't get in!
Damn this car!
Damn it.
- He thinks he's the village head.
- Thanks, sir.
Turns out he's just big-headed.
This is all your fault, Kas.
Making content, my ass.
It didn't even go viral.
We just got kicked out.
Come on, Ndro.
Going viral is secondary.
What matters is that we made content.
I've uploaded the video.
Let's go back to Jakarta.
Viral or not, that's really secondary.
That won't do.
We need to put the bodies back
where they belong.
I don't want to keep dreaming of them.
- Oh, God.
- God forbid.
I'm with him on this one.
We must return the bodies
to their rightful place.
But how? We've been kicked out.
Why did you come back?
You're banished from this village!
I'm sick of your face.
Don, turn around.
We're sick of your face, too.
Not him, you!
Me?
And you. You keep pointing your finger.
Who?
Don't play dumb. You keep doing this.
Enough. Don't be so mean, Handsome.
We really need your help.
Give us corpse makeup, will you?
I'll pay half upfront, and the rest later.
Half?
Don't want it? Okay.
Fine.
That should do it.
All done.
I'll do the rest after you pay in full.
Still there.
Hurry, before they catch us.
Fortunately, our car is covered
by the leaves.
Otherwise, we'll get older.
- We'll get caught, Don.
- Right.
How can you joke around?
- Someone's here!
- Someone's here, Don!
It's colder than usual tonight.
It makes me want to pee.
Don't take too long. I'm scared.
Okay.
Hey! Who's there?
I never see these corpses.
Let's continue our patrol.
All right, Ji!
Why are the bodies still out here?
Those are Reza's statues.
All good. Let's go!
They're gone.
Ndro!
- Let's just push it.
- Let's go.
- So we don't make noise. Let's go.
- Yeah.
The car is moving by itself?
Goodness!
He passed out.
- Hurry!
- Hurry!
Come on.
Fortunately, the bodies are still here.
Where did you think they'd go?
To watch padel?
Okay, hurry up.
- Wanna get strangled again?
- No.
Excuse me.
Be careful, Don.
Take it easy.
Move it to the side.
Once again,
we would like to apologize
for disturbing you.
We've achieved our goal.
Thank you for your support.
We're going back to Jakarta.
Please don't follow us.
Although we only met briefly,
it's hard to leave you guys.
Idiot! Why did you say that?
They might think we'll miss them.
What if they follow us?
I take back my words.
Pardon me, Grandma.
Here, in case you want to smoke.
I'm putting it here, okay?
Who knows, it might make
your journey easier.
- Correct.
- We hope you go home in peace.
And so will we.
We're going now.
Goodbye.
- Don, Ndro.
- Come on.
Kas!
Don.
Kas!
- Have mercy.
- Have mercy.
- I gave you a cigarette.
- Have mercy on us.
- Have mercy on us, Grandma!
- Have mercy on us.
- Have mercy.
- What are you guys doing here?
You devil.
Devil? Where?
Where?
- Where, sir?
- It's you!
You scared us, you know that?
Who is he?
He's the caretaker here, Don, Ndro.
I already put them back.
Is that all of them?
Of course.
Good.
Finally, we're going back to Jakarta.
But we have to be ready.
When we get to Jakarta,
we have to answer our landlady.
She has no roof and we sold her door.
We have nothing in Jakarta.
What's today's quote, Indro?
A man can do his best,
but his bank balance determines his fate.
What's today's quote, Kasino?
The past is a lesson.
The present is a battle.
The future is whatever!
- My turn.
- What else do you want to say?
Any other holiday to celebrate?
The other day, it was Eid.
This time, it's Christmas.
Galungan day, Vesak?
Come on, now.
What's today's quote, Dono?
Friendship isn't about
how often you meet each other.
It's about how well
we hold back out laughter
when our friend falls.
Watch out, it's a cat!
My gosh!
There's a bra on your face, Don.
You look like Ant-Man.
There's another one.
Cider-Man.
Ninja Turd-les.
It's Ninja Turtles, Ndro.
What is this?
All because of a cat.
Look where we are now.
Damn, I can't open it.
Kas, the tire is ripped!
Ouch! Help me.
I'm stuck!
Help me, Don!
- I'm getting more stuck.
- Goodness.
That wretched cat.
We're doomed.
Don, Kas.
I think the ghost still misses us.
- Goodness!
- My gosh!
Ndro, it's because
you gave her only one cigarette.
You should have given her a carton.
Are you okay?
She's my soulmate.
My, oh my, you're looking sweet.
The way you move
Just knocks me off my feet.
My, oh my, you're looking fine.
You've got my heart
Racing double-time.
Step close to me, don't you stray.
Or my poor heart
Will freeze and fade away.
My, oh my, you're looking sweet.
The way you move
Just knocks me off my feet.
My, oh my, you're looking fine.
You've got my heart
Racing double-time.
- Kas!
- Gosh!
Goodness!
There's a saying.
You can't love someone you don't know.
I'm Kasino.
Kokorotomo Brotoyudo Kusumonegoro.
Londo Mangku Wanito Wudho.
But you can call me "Dear."
May I know your name?
I'm Yulia.
Are you okay, Dear?
You're not hurt, are you?
Fortunately, I'm not.
My heart's beating a little fast.
Because I saw your armpit
I mean, because of your beauty.
You're beautiful.
The sky is getting dark.
I think it'll rain soon.
Do you want to come to my house?
Oh, wow.
If you insist, I suppose I have no choice.
I'm a very easy person.
Village-made,
export-quality.
Oh, Kasino.
Let's go. Don't forget to bring the bags.
Don't mind them, they're my employees.
Come on, Yulia.
Welcome to my house.
Amazing.
Where's the other one?
He's
- Kas? Kasino?
- Kas?
I'm already inside, Yulia.
I'm a pro at overtaking.
Sure, you're the best, Kas.
That's my grandmother!
Sorry, Grandma.
I thought you were a hanger.
To hang bags.
Are you kidding me?
You're embarrassing me.
- You're just like your house, Yulia.
- In what way?
Both are my type.
- It's my type of house too, Kas.
- No, Don.
Your type is a tree house.
- A monkey's hut?
- Like you.
That's my Mom and Dad.
Excuse me, sir, ma'am.
We're just taking shelter.
Your cooking is amazing.
- Some warm tea would have been enough.
- Yes.
But you went above and beyond for us.
That's more like it.
My mom used to say,
"Lekker eten zonder betalen."
What does that mean?
Free delicious meal, Don.
- That's right, Ndro.
- I see.
We'd like to convey
our deepest gratitude to Yulia.
Apart from being pretty and affordable,
your body is also aerodynamic.
You were kind enough to help us.
If you weren't there,
we would've ended up in Bekasi.
You're right.
You're lucky.
Usually, when it's raining like this,
the road turns into a cemetery.
People get into accidents.
You're lucky you survived.
Why is her voice echoing?
Sorry.
We were doing karaoke.
No wonder.
Calm down, Yulia! Not so fast.
We haven't said our vows yet.
How long are we going to stay like this?
Your face is 3D.
Good thing I went to a boarding school.
I wasn't tempted.
It would be better for the three of you
to stay the night.
No one dares to step out
at night around here.
- Is there a ghost?
- No.
A mugger?
It's because
There's no minibus.
This old hag.
I might just skin her.
Good thing it wasn't Yulia who said it.
What if she had?
I'd marry her, of course!
I'd join you.
She's mine!
Please, help yourselves.
Perfect timing. We're starving.
I want to try the tempeh.
It's been calling me.
It's delicious, Don.
You made this, didn't you?
- Really, Kas?
- Yes.
I want to try the fish.
It's grilled to perfection.
It looks so fresh.
Try the bean sprouts, Kasino.
It's good for fertility.
I like how straightforward you are.
I want to try the tempeh.
You have to try it, it's delicious.
And the tofu, too.
I noticed that you only ate the sambal.
Don't you want to try other dishes?
I like spicy food.
You do?
You should've told us.
- I didn't know you liked spicy food.
- Don't be shy. Eat more.
You guy aren't from around here, are you?
No, we're not.
Where were you headed?
Returning bodies.
A cat's body.
Yes, a cat's body.
The road was dark
and a cat crossed the road
without looking left and right!
Just because it has eight lives.
You mean, nine lives?
The cat we hit earlier
probably died once. Right, Ndro?
So it has eight lives left.
Don, have some more sambal.
They made it especially for us.
Your grandma keeps smoking.
Intermittent fasting?
She never wants to eat.
She only wants to smoke.
At her age, all she does is smoke.
That's impressive.
Don.
Those are Gudang Sawit cigarettes.
It's probably just a coincidence.
One
Two
Three
Four
What's wrong, Ndro?
We've returned all of the bodies.
In my hometown,
women aren't allowed to play cards.
They say it's taboo.
- Why?
- Because they're too good at it.
They're good with cards,
and even better at reading men.
They even know how much's in our wallets.
Better than Russian intelligence.
What are you doing with your card?
Sorry.
My card is introverted.
My dad is the best at cards.
No one can read his cards.
He always has a poker face.
Not just his face. His mouth, too.
That's why he's hard to read.
It seems like you two
can't hide your emotions.
Tough hand, huh?
Their cards
aren't the only things that suck.
Their fates do, too.
Straight flush.
You always win, Mom.
You must've kept some cards.
No wonder your parents got married.
They're a match made in heaven.
They're both good at hiding cards.
I used to be good at hiding cards too.
To the point of losing them.
That means you lost them.
They have the same features.
Her dad has gold crowns.
Her grandma smokes Gudang Sawit.
- And her mom
- You know what they say, Ndro.
Kill two birds with one stone.
I was out to make money,
and I met my future wife instead.
We were born different.
I'm a city boy, and she's a village girl.
But love doesn't care about all that.
Yes, but you two
are from different realms.
Yulia and her family are dead, Kas.
Their spirits are haunting us.
You two are impossible.
Who knows, maybe Yulia's Dad was a rapper.
Hence the gold crowns.
Maybe Yulia's grandma
used to be a minibus driver.
That's why she keeps smoking.
Besides, that cigarette brand
is a hit these days.
Even you smoke the same brand.
- But, Kas
- But what?
What else do you want to say?
They have no limbs?
Yulia's Mom was hiding the cards
using her other hand.
That's why we couldn't see her hand.
Enough. Just go to sleep.
I want to hang out with Yulia.
I want to discuss which tradition
we'll adopt for our marriage.
Yulia.
Kasino, Dear.
I thought you were resting.
I'm looking for reception.
I need to update an app.
But I met you instead.
My heart has been updated.
What are you doing with the water
this late?
Won't you catch a cold?
If you do, I'll be in trouble.
I might have to massage you.
That's impossible,
I'm someone you just met.
How could I massage you already?
It's fine. I'm used to it.
You're used to it?
Let me help you, then.
You can wash and rinse the dishes.
Meanwhile, I'll wipe your sweat.
That won't be necessary.
Really?
I don't know how to act
around a beauty like you.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not yet.
I'm single as well. I just broke up.
We had different faiths.
I was committed to her,
but she was committed to someone else.
Just my luck.
I feel like
you're sad.
That's okay, you can vent to me.
This is about my family.
My dad is constantly
being pressured and threatened
by his nephew.
My cousin. His name is Pablo.
Sorry, I'm getting too close.
Regarding the family inheritance,
Pablo is always pestering my dad.
He wants him to sign a new will.
Uncle, I'm your brother's only son.
All of my dad's inheritance
should've been mine.
Your dad willed it all to me.
And the reason he did that
was to repay all the debts he owed me.
- You're being too greedy.
- That won't do.
That's a business risk
you and my dad took.
It's not my fault.
Open, read,
and sign it now.
I don't want to.
He keeps coming over
and yelling at my dad.
My dad is being pressured
to satisfy his greed.
Have some respect!
You have no respect for your elders.
You'll face the consequences.
That's it.
My prayers have been answered.
Goodness!
That bird.
Whose bird is that?
I mean, what bird is that?
What's wrong?
Nothing. I need some hot water.
Dono's lips are swollen.
I'll put a compress on them.
Goodness!
The hot water flask is over there.
It's fine. If I put it under my armpit,
it'll warm up soon.
Excuse me.
Dear?
Don, Ndro.
Hurry, we need to get out of here.
Damn you! Were you planning
to leave me alone here?
We told you so.
You wouldn't listen.
This house is haunted.
Hurry, let's get out of here.
- Open up!
- Goodness!
Why are you here at this hour?
Open, now!
I told you, I don't want to.
No!
I'm going to break the door down!
If you don't sign it,
I'll burn this house down!
I don't want to!
- A thief.
- Why is he pushing him?
I don't want to!
That's
That's the man we saw back there.
I didn't say anything.
He's the one Yulia told me about.
- What'd she say?
- What is it? Let's go, Don.
We're not done yet.
Here's my special move.
The Shy Pregnant Cockroach Strike!
What's wrong, Kas?
The cockroach is shy.
It got pregnant before marriage.
- What did you use?
- A nail clipper.
Are you going to clip his nails?
You're unbelievable.
Small, but it stings, Ndro.
- He walked right through us.
- Jeez.
Is that a man or a bus?
Dear!
Dear!
Dear!
You murderer!
Goodness!
You really have no respect for the elders.
Help! Where's everyone?
Forget it. We can't even touch them.
Yulia, don't go down there!
She walked through us as well.
See? She's a ghost.
Good thing she doesn't have long arms.
You're right.
Oh, my child!
You made me do this.
Hit him!
You murderer!
You jerk!
All I want is a signature.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Yulia!
Yulia!
You murdered my family.
You murderer!
- Gosh!
- Goodness!
You're a killer
Goodness.
Let's go downstairs. Hurry!
It all makes sense now.
That's why they're haunting us.
There's a hidden message.
Poor Yulia.
She needs our help.
She's telling us the person who murdered
her family was the one who strangled you.
- The King Kong?
- Yes.
We have to tell the village chief.
We need solid proof.
We can't say a spirit told us.
We'll be imprisoned.
They'll think we're crazy.
The knife!
We need to find the knife
that Pablo used to stab Yulia.
Let's find it!
It's evidence.
Where could it be?
I think I saw him throw it
near the stairs.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
The villagers will take care of this.
Let's go.
Wait.
What?
He has a point, Kas.
Ndro!
Enough!
I have a hernia.
I'm so tired.
- Come on.
- There's only a bike shop.
Excuse me.
Here's the thing, sir.
- We're looking some...
- Perfect timing.
Looking for air?
I've got air for the inner tube,
air for the spare tube.
- Something bigger?
- Like what?
- Air-port.
- I'll beat you up.
- Kas!
- That's pretty funny, no?
No, it's nothing like that.
We're looking for help.
- Help?
- Yes.
What kind of help?
Our tire is ripped.
- And?
- Can you fix it?
Why don't you just change it?
Fix it? No wonder this country is behind.
Goodness.
Oh, no.
This is hard to fix.
Not even the smartest man can fix it.
It's beyond repair.
It looks like a knife cut through it.
Knife?
Criminals these days.
They used to throw nails.
Now they throw knives.
I just realized, Don, Ndro.
We have to go back to the place
where our car crashed.
Which crash?
When we almost hit the cat and crashed.
- Where was it?
- How could you forget?
When Dono's face was covered by bras.
- Right, bras.
- Right, bras.
Bras are all you remember, you perverts!
Now, we have to find it.
- The bra?
- The content.
- The knife, idiot!
- I see.
Stop growing your teeth
and grow a brain. It'll do you good.
Sir, I need to borrow your bike.
That's the bike.
It's that one.
What's wrong with this bike? Damn it!
Ndro! Ndro! Gosh!
There's a fire!
- Fire!
- Fire!
Kas.
I found it.
- Wait, Ndro!
- Why?
Don't touch it.
- Why?
- It's dangerous.
If you hold it like this,
you'll get your fingerprints on it.
It'll become evidence.
You have to hold it like this.
This is safe.
- Am I right, Don?
- Yes.
We'd better report this to Palagede.
Tell him who the murderer is.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Something's not right.
I wonder what.
Careful, Ndro.
Everyone, get out of the way!
Go straight, Ndro!
- Get off.
- Jeez.
Calm down, don't be upset.
We ask for your cooperation.
What are you doing here?
This guy is so strange.
- Stop.
- Let me carry it for you, sir.
Hear me out, Palagede.
We come bearing important news.
We know who murdered Yulia and her family
and burned her house down.
Here's the proof.
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
Tell them, Ndro.
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
- Murderer!
I'm the murderer?
- You're not!
- You're not!
It wasn't me.
Capture them!
Okay, sir.
Why grab us?
Because you've committed actions
that violate the norms,
you will face the customary punishment.
Oh, no!
Let's hang them!
- Hang them!
- Hang them!
- Let's burn them!
- Burn them!
- Let's make them into satay!
- Satay!
- Chicken noodles!
- Chicken noodles!
- Spicy or not?
- Spicy!
Enough.
What is going on here?
- I want one, not spicy.
- Okay.
I've decided the punishment for you three.
Kas, I'm afraid of dying.
Don't worry, Don.
It's just a piece of paper.
The punishment can't be that bad.
Goodness!
A piece of paper, my ass.
- Your punishment will be
- Wait!
I have more proof to strengthen
the evidence against the murderer.
I swear to you, I'm not lying.
If I lie, you can take my friends.
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
Wait.
- What?
- Oh, no.
All good.
All good, Don.
You're just fanning me!
Don! Ndro!
Mr. Pablo.
We found evidence at the crime scene.
The knife we found matches
the knives that you collected.
This is the knife and the bracelet.
Hold him!
He's so scary.
- Don't move!
- Nevermind.
I don't care if we're broke
or if we don't go viral.
What matters is we helped them.
- Helped the dead, you mean?
- Yes.
I'm quite impressed.
What does he eat?
The people's money.
Aren't you critical?
Now that's a Warkop joke.
Turns out this capybara has a brain.
Beautiful Yulia, I'm sorry.
I walked away from you
the other day in the kitchen.
Honestly, I want to talk to you more.
When I found out
we're from different realms,
I was scared.
But you and the family
have nothing to worry about.
You can move on in peace.
Because we caught the murderer.
The police caught him.
Right.
Yesterday,
he was being uncooperative
when he got arrested.
I'm sure he'll face a long sentence.
And we're sorry
for disturbing all of you.
It was Kasino's idea.
I was only following him.
Why are you blaming me?
It's called true friendship.
If you struggle,
Dono will struggle as well.
Am I right, Don?
If Dono struggles,
Indro will also struggle.
Wait, how about you?
I don't associate with your kind.
I'm allergic.
Indro.
Thank you
for this nice Gudang Sawit cigarette.
It's my favorite.
You're welcome, Grandma.
Thank you, too.
You have great taste.
Dono,
I'm really flattered
that you liked my sambal.
It was my husband's favorite.
You're welcome, ma'am.
Come on, dear!
I'm sorry.
For making you do all of this.
Yulia.
Actually,
I'm the one who should be apologizing.
I borrowed your coffins
just to make content.
I regret it.
But an even bigger regret of mine
is not meeting you sooner.
I also regret not meeting you sooner.
Thank you for helping my family.
We can rest in peace now.
- You can't hold her?
- Obviously not.
Is it really impossible
to hold your hand?
There is one way.
Don?
- It's me, Dear.
- Gosh.
We can hold hands now.
I love you, Yulia.
Gross, Don! You wanna kill me?
Heaven forbid!
I'll catch rabies!
I need some mud.
I'm sure this will go viral.
Damn you. You recorded it?
- He filmed it?
- What the heck!
Are my buck teeth apparent?
Don, we'll go viral!
- Are my teeth obvious?
- Ndro! You rascal!
- This is going viral.
- You're embarrassing me!
- Don! Hey!
- This will go viral!
I'll strip you! Hey! Ndro!
On this occasion,
I'd like to say thank you
to these gentlemen
- who successfulish
- Successfully, Sir.
I mean, successfully,
slow-cooked the truth
Why didn't you correct me?
I've spent 20 years correcting you,
and I'm tired of it!
Sorry.
Right is treated as wrong,
and wrong is treated as right.
Just like at the court.
Wow, look at this.
Thank you very much.
A plant.
Thank you.
It's a cow's testicle, Ndro.
It's a cow's foot, Don.
Enjoy that cow's foot.
- Palagede.
- Yes.
I'd like to apologize
on behalf of my friends
who caused trouble here.
Please understand, they have low IQ.
That's it.
Regarding the content that you made.
Sorry, Palagede.
It was all Kasino's idea.
He's right.
You've made some great content.
- Huh?
- What?
You showcased our culture.
If you want to go viral,
you should make positive content.
I couldn't agree more.
To conclude, I'd like to recite
What's wrong, Palagede?
- There's no writing here.
- Oh, no!
Why have you given me a blank page?
- What a rascal.
- I'll just give my own speech.
I just want to say thank you.
- That's it?
- Apparently.
That's it, Ndro.
Why isn't he buried?
How dare you? My father is alive.
All of you, pay your debt.
- You've gone viral.
- What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
Do you want to see the proof?
Goodness!
- Where's my father?
- There!
He's down there.
Hold on, Dad.
Look.
Holy cow! Don, Ndro.
Hold on.
Hold it for me, sir.
It smells like a foot.
We have so many views.
KOLIMA FESTIVAL VLOG, SPOOKY!
Is this real?
We're rich, Don.
Just trust the expert.
Jon Paulo Kasino van Gombong.
When we get our money,
what will you use it for, Don?
I want to buy a big bike.
I want to open a bike garage.
Awesome!
I'm going to donate my share
To beautiful women and abandoned widows.
I don't think that's smart.
We'd better save the money.
We don't know
where this country is heading.
Oh, man.
You have a point, Don.
Look at the crowd.
Thank you for the gifts.
We'll get going now!
I'm so cool!
What's going on?
Someone's passing! Help!
Help!
- What's wrong, miss?
- Our car broke down.
Broke down? I see.
- All right.
- Hey!
Be careful, Ndro. I'm still traumatized.
What if they're ghosts?
Considering the way they look,
it shouldn't matter.
That makes sense.
How about this?
Just leave your car here
and come with us.
Where to?
To the beach, of course.
Hey, it's raining. Don't get wetter.
The road, I mean.
- Sounds good.
- Come on.
Let's go.
Make yourself not at home.
- Come on.
- It'll start pouring any minute.
Come on. Wait.
Dono is really lucky.
Damn you, Don.
Ancient-faced with Gen Alpha's blessings.
Now this is the true Warkop.
- Ready?
- Ready!
To the beach we go!
Hit the beach, go viral.
Make it go viral!
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro.
- Ndro, Kas.
- Yes, Don.
I'm so glad we can still all hang out
together like this.
You're right, Don.
You handle it.
I'm just along for the ride.
Keep talking and choke on your teeth.
Unbelievable, this guy.
Monkey looks, royal luck.
Let's just laugh.
Let's be happy.
Laughing and singing.
Before laughing, ha-ha.
We got banned by the law.
Hang out again with us.
Get together again with us.
Laugh together with us.
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro.
Hang out again with us.
Get together again with us.
Laugh together with us.
With Ndokasin.
Dono, Kasino, Indro