What Happens After the Massacre? (2025) Movie Script
And. There are camps,
and then there's camp kiwassee.
Nestled within
miles of Michigan forests is the place
that will be your new home away from home.
With top of the line cabins
freshly cleaned every season
and state of the art nurse's stations.
Your parents don't have to worry
about your well-being while you're here.
With joyful activities
like archery, canoeing, and even soccer,
you will never be bored at camp kiwassee
But don't take my word for it.
Let's meet the owners.
I'm Marvin and I'm Sheila.
So, Marv when do we start the fun?
Sheila
I think that's up to them to decide.
Camp Kiwassee
the most fun you'll have this summer.
He's Not Dead!
Hes's Not Dead He's
still out there!
He's not dead though! Calm down mam.
Find the body yet?
I found lots of bodies. Take your pick.
Do we even know if he's dead?
Well, we got a good lead on that.
Apparently a couple of campers
didn't even get lit on fire.
That just.
He made it all the way to the lake.
I saw it on the dock,
lay there smoldering till he fell in
love with it.
Yeah, with all the flames.
Some business sources tell me.
Radio.
The cleaners.
Yeah.
This is DJ motormouth
in the morning, coming at you
with all of your favorite classics.
If you haven't heard,
stay away from the karaoke this weekend.
Nine bodies were found,
and police are still investigating.
I think we all knew this day was coming.
Every year, like clockwork, folks.
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You know,
you don't have to sleep out here.
You can come into the house. What?
And give all of this up.
You know, your father and I love you.
I, I know, and I'm sorry, I didn't.
I didn't mean to.
I just don't understand
why you have to hold on to so much anger.
Why can't the two of you get along
for more than a couple of days?
Oh, look at the half.
The fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, can you tell dad that I got to go?
I really can't stay for breakfast.
I'm super sorry, but.
Yeah, sure.
Let him know I said bye.
Just be very careful, okay?
Hey, I'm picking up a new guy, actually.
That's the first time that I.
Get to work with somebody.
So it's going to be good.
All right.
I got to go, though. I'm so sorry. Right.
I gotta I gotta run.
To. Your friends
I wear to my black girl's body.
You dance like that, boy.
I should be strange.
I don't see what they mean.
I want my badge on your, like, best shot.
And I went down.
Touch at the
that you started the attraction.
It might be.
I'll be at.
The entry.
I don't care at all.
I don't mind your hair down.
I don't mind a hammer.
Just cause I got one.
With your hair much like rubber.
It brings to mind the word I dress.
The night clubs try to wrap your wrist.
It might be. I'll be at.
It. I don't care, I don't.
I don't make your hair down.
I don't mind if I don't understand.
I know what.
Doesn't even pains me.
I don't mind it.
But you don't know my mind.
And crazy.
Make you think I can't see how.
You know. You.
Come tonight.
Here.
Yeah.
What do you want? Yeah. Hi.
I'm Henry, I'm Mike's new manager.
See him?
Nobody named Mike here,
only Zuul.
Sure.
Smart ass. He lives next door.
Okay. I'm sorry to disturb you.
Did somebody pass away?
You know why I always dress like this?
Now get out of here before
I put a curse on your head.
Hey, Henry.
Over here!
Oh, I thought it was a little dramatic
that she put a curse on your head.
Oh, it's Mike, right?
Yeah.
What's up?
Why'd you tell me
your address was 802 West? Jennie?
No, I told you 803.
No, you texted me.
802. Oh.
Henry, pick me up tomorrow at 804.
West, Jennie.
Why do you say 804?
See, you texted me the wrong address.
Yeah,
but that's 803.
Doesn't matter
if I went to the wrong address.
You still texted me the wrong address.
And I think that's
the whole moral of the story here.
By the way, is that a witch?
You play baseball a little bit.
He's. Me?
Once you say you love me.
You should always stay
where it is. You.
You took it loving away.
I was not Revisar walks in
and it's just everywhere on the floor.
So that's how I lost my last.
Oh, my
losses should just be around here. But.
There's somebody on the road.
Yeah, it's a girl's backpack.
And I don't wanna intimidate you.
Because I'm to give you
the seminar.
Hey. Hey,
what are you doing out here?
Actually, do you know Camp Casey?
Know it? We're headed there right
now, actually.
Perfect. Why are you going there?
I'm a camp counselor
there for their second summer session.
Second summer session? I'm sorry.
I don't know if you heard, but, like,
it's canceled.
There is a huge massacre.
We're going actually to clean the camp,
so I don't know.
Quinn,
despite the massacre camp, is still going
to be open for the second summer session
starting on the 22nd with,
you know, who that
full time work.
And once again, no children harmed.
We're going to see you
at the end of the week.
My friend Marvin said that
he never re-opens the camp this quickly.
That doesn't make any sense.
He's always reopened it.
Yeah, I know he's always reopened,
but it's always taken a summer.
Like we have to go in there,
clean up everything,
and then he gets everything organized.
Then the kids come back.
You sound like you've been there before.
Yeah,
well, I've been there before.
I think what's important is. Yes,
we can give you a ride there.
Of course. Right.
Yeah, we can totally give you right there.
How about it? Do you want a ride, though?
Yes, I would love that.
Okay, cool. All right. And I like
I'm Henry.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. And your name was Gwen.
When?
When? And.
And and.
I. Oh, jeez.
I'm sorry. See, this is why.
This is why you.
Don't go to the same one.
And the tears of a thousand
young souls will pollute
the ground like rainwater or. Yes.
Yeah.
You're the only one that does it right.
You know.
How's Mitch?
Good. You got a hip replace finally.
I know right?
That's for that limping bitch.
Wow. Anyway, my laser
eye surgery went to shit.
Yeah, I know you didn't even recognize me.
Didn't. Didn't even recognize the car.
It's a jeep.
A jeep. God, you must be living large.
That is so awesome.
Okay, well, we do have a schedule to keep,
so I'm gonna let you go.
Okay. All right.
I'll see you. Be careful.
Yeah.
I think we should do, like a bye bye. Hey,
how about tomorrow?
If you do, watch your bike. Okay.
Thanks for not having my bike, buddy.
It's really
not too bad of a guy, to be honest.
He was actually much nicer than I thought
he was going to be.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
I think getting back.
Yeah.
You want me to live stream this?
Don't be fucking stupid.
The police are gonna be watching
to make sure we're staying away.
I know that guy you went to school with.
Okay, let's just record now.
And you posted to make me get you.
All right?
Okay.
All right, we're here.
Counselor. Cabin number three.
I heard from an officer.
Got a concrete murder right here.
Is that what your boyfriend's.
Like?
Right, right.
Action!
Okay. We are in, counselor.
Cabin number three.
We heard from an officer that a girl
was murdered in that little boy.
Right here.
We should probably just stop. Sign here.
Check.
Right. Okay.
All right.
You want to do it over by the bed?
Yeah.
Okay, so I write
this episode is brought to you
by Forte Lashes.
Dot. Oh, they're rubbing.
That stupid bitch.
Hello? She and I went to go.
Spooky place. Spooky. She's so happy.
I can't hold it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no! Oh!
Oh, shit.
Are you sure this is the place we.
Play.
Oh! No.
Thanks for the ride.
Yeah, I got a problem.
What?
Are you sure you want to do this?
I used to come here as a kid.
Yeah, but look, people who work here
have a 5050 shot at best.
Everybody knows that.
What are you talking about?
I'll be okay.
Thanks.
Oh, look at you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, I don't think we were talking.
I was our big, successful niece.
I am tired.
I got fucked up in the wrong place,
but thankfully,
these two picked me up
just around the corner.
Ma'am. Sheila. Henry. Who's this guy?
Oh, this is Mike.
Mike is going to be assisting me.
This this here at the campus.
I'm not paying you
any extra for assistance.
Yeah, the same rate
we talked about on the phone.
He's just gonna help me out this year.
Oh, that's marvelous.
And nice to meet you.
Yeah, absolutely. Sheila. Good to see you.
This niece.
Niece. Okay. All right.
You three must be starving.
Let's get you something to eat.
Actually, Marvin, we really don't
have the time for some food.
Food would be wonderful.
So like that.
Marvin, if you want to help us.
We need a place to charge walkie talkie.
So you have something inside
that we can plug it into.
Sure. We got that.
No problem, my boy and I got to ask.
After last year, the cops are gone, right?
And I'm gonna have another incident.
Oh, they've been gone
for a couple of hours.
Everything's bagged and tagged.
We're ready for a fresh turn
down on this place and get going again.
Okay.
All right. Just follow us, Mike. Right.
Yes, ma'am.
You know, Mike, your boss.
There was a baseball superstar.
We thought he was going to go pro league.
Hey, can we get a move on?
I have an entire camp to clean,
and I'd really like to get started.
Make sure you get the woods this time.
Yeah.
Here we are.
I'm like, this is kind of lost.
His main lodge.
How do we have Tony or baseball star?
I don't think so. Well,
what happened to your arm?
I blew my arm off.
Let's just leave it at that.
Maggie!
Get lost!
Are you going on another run?
Oh, yeah.
Chelsea can't keep it up.
Hey! Keep it.
No! I'm pissed.
I'll beat you because you ditched me last
night, right when you said we were gonna,
you know.
And then I had to go to the work
at the range all day by myself.
Are you still here?
Get lost, kid.
Hey, that's not the first time
you got by yourself.
And it's not going to be last.
Oh, yeah. That's funny.
It took me an hour to clean up out there
last night.
You actually don't argue with that? Yeah.
No, I did this
morning. It's still here with
you. I guess I have you
and your love of running to blame for me
having to go back out there again
by myself and finish the job.
By myself.
Little fucking bastard.
You see? Me?
Do you.
You want too?
Oh, Braxton.
I didn't figure
you would be someone in the running, dude.
Oh, I tracked him at school.
No cap for real.
All right. Bet I could totally outrun you.
You're on.
Sweetie, look at those two over there.
The owners.
I interview with them.
Oh, no.
Shit. Well, stay away from that guy.
He's weird. Marvin. Oh, God.
All up in my face last year about smoking
while I was cooking.
And he goes off on weird tangents
all the time that nobody cares about.
You shouldn't be doing that
anyways, sweetie.
Look around.
This ain't pig's blood. Carrie.
Pig's blood.
Carrie.
What does this watch do?
Oh, that's to the fan.
It gets real loud in here,
so I only hit it.
If you want to drown out
the sound of the campers.
Or the sound of the killer.
Dum dum dum.
Okay.
I got a lot of things to cover.
Right.
Here's the map of the camp.
And here's what I think we need to do
for the party. I.
Okay,
so we start in the outer woods,
and then we work our way into the lodges.
Okay?
In the cabins.
So the lodging, if you will.
And then after that,
we work our way into the bathroom area.
And then from there we go to the archery
range, the exterior activities, cabins,
kind of like the air soft range, things
like that work our way back
up to the beach area.
The boat house, a little chapel.
Then we work our way back into this main
lodge building.
And then and in your office is
what do you think?
I don't care what are you doing in it?
As long as all the assholes lips and toes
are cleaned up
by tomorrow morning, you know.
Thank you.
Sheila. So. Well.
This looks awesome.
Thank you so, so much.
This is very, very nice of you. Okay.
Perfect.
So, Marvin, I gotta ask anything.
My boy.
Why would you keep reopening this place?
Anything except that. Stop it. Marvin.
He's new to this area.
Us reopening this camp year after year.
Like some sadistic butcher shop
that can make it seem a little crazy.
And it's, it's a matter of perseverance.
Just because tragedy has happened
here doesn't mean that we should give up.
This place has been a beacon of hope
and joy since the 1930s.
But what about red face?
We don't call him that around here.
Lucas was just a boy with all of this.
Started you and the media.
The name that you called him
Red faced the accident.
Why? He does this to us? We don't know,
but he's dead now.
But they said he's been dead before
he ever smelled death.
Like.
Oh, Nicole, you've only known
this man for 15 minutes,
and you're already doing that.
I'm sorry.
She gets like this
anytime this topic is brought up.
Well,
it's okay, Henry, I got no real next time.
Promise me you covered in blood. Ha!
Hey, can you help me get this one?
Sure.
All right, we got to grab those bags.
I safe.
You know, that Quinn girl is pretty hot.
You should try to hit that.
Just try to hit that.
Yeah.
You know, like,
make a friendship bracelet.
Mike.
You know, like her, Mike.
You know, like Mike. What?
Oh, Sheila. Hi. Hi.
You forgot your left.
Oh, that's
so nice of you to bring them for me.
What is.
Thank you.
You should, you should try to hit that.
Do you think she has a crush on me?
So hang in there.
What is this?
Oh, that's a sleeping bag full of goo.
How do they turn to goo?
Oh, I don't know.
It could be human remains.
I think it's blood.
There's
a lot of blood on this bowling pin.
And you know he's goo.
How do we turn to goo?
You know, you can never really tell us
stuff like this.
I like to play a game and kind of guess.
Could be a sledgehammer.
We're on a track right
now. Go into an activity bar.
Maybe he was driven over.
He could have been dragged
and beat repeatedly against a tree.
Because I don't know why anyone would camp
here.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
I'm going to go with the bowling pin
over and over again
to the face and body though
the one covered in blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a good bet.
All right, so what we need to do is
we got to get this shit into that bucket.
Let's get a shovel.
We don't have a shovel.
We use our hands.
We got to get in there and dig deep.
You get one side of the goo,
I'll get the other.
And we got to just put it into the bucket.
This was in the job description.
Shit. In the buckets?
Yeah. Cleaning floors.
Well, lifting over 80 pounds.
All of this stuff was in the application
when you filled it out. All right.
You're technically correct.
Okay, I'm going to let you get the side
with the human ear, though,
because I don't know
what's about to pop out.
And that looks like the side that's open.
So you get that and I'll get this. Okay.
Ready and I'm listening to me.
Did you get that in there?
Yeah. Three, two.
Dude,
what the fuck are you guys doing out here?
Preston
don't want to hear that out of your mouth.
Sorry, Maggie, wait. Whoa!
You're. Maggie,
you're the athletic director.
Yeah, I am. Who are you guys?
More the shitting buckets guy.
We, We take shit.
We put it in that bucket.
Henry's
a little better explaining it to me.
Yeah, we clean the camp,
Yeah. I've heard you guys really?
Yeah. You do good work. Thanks. Thanks.
Yeah.
So, you're staying for the second session?
Actually, I was here in the first session.
My replacement wasn't needed.
You know, like,
after the first killings happened, I just.
I just ran,
and I ran all the way home.
How far did you run?
I left four miles.
Let me off the property. Officer.
Virginia smart reign of terror.
Yeah, but race
can't, you know, leave the property.
Since when
do red faces supernatural being.
Where the fuck did you find this guy?
Just kids.
I mean, you might be rude,
but he's got a point.
Okay? Four miles is outside
of his reign of terror.
Okay,
That was.
What do we do?
Well, I think we just need to stay calm
and figure out which direction
that came from.
But they ran back.
Yeah, I think we run, too.
Oh, I think we run, too.
But what if somebody.
I think we got two guys to stay calm.
Just stay calm.
Just.
The music is truthful.
It's.
I can't tell, I think it sounds.
It came from all around us. Okay?
We all just need to stay calm
and stop running.
I don't want the argue over this.
Look,
we just need to get up to the main office
so you can see if the others are okay
and go from there, but that.
We just need to be calm.
Maggie,
we do not have the cardio like you do.
But you're right.
I am.
Well, the work by myself again.
And why do I do it?
Because I'm a fucking idiot.
That's why I'm a clown.
Fuck!
Fuck! Jesus.
Who the fuck shot me?
You fucking shot me, you dumb ass!
Like.
And walk.
You all right?
Are you guys all right?
I wasn't talking to you.
And who are you talking to?
What are the screams? Yes, the new girl.
She threw my baby out.
How? You shouldn't be doing that
anyway, sweetie, we.
Whoa, whoa, you.
This is all because of a vape?
Sound like someone who's getting
brutally fucking killed up here?
I'm taking a shower.
I thought you knew where we were going.
It's just a different path.
I want to try a new one.
We're lost. Simply.
No, we're not lost. This is just.
Just a different way. Yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Ain't this the campground
that those kids got murdered,
How would you even know about that?
Well, we hid it across the pond.
Then we crossed the pond.
You lived over there three years,
and you're throwing across the pond.
And where did you get this accent from?
Well, the ladies love it.
But we are not simply.
We're not lost.
I'm not.
Okay.
Why not?
Get back to work?
Dude, I don't work here.
Who the hell are you? I'm a camper.
Then get back to your cabin.
Your parents will be here soon.
All right, guys, I'm gonna go on a run.
Have fun.
It's a lot of money.
All right, Henry, I guess
I'll go grab the bed.
But if I hear or see anything strange,
I'm calling you right away.
Yeah, that's not going to work.
No cell phones working yet.
Yeah,
there's never been cell service out here.
What are you talking about?
Do you see how crazy that is, guys?
I mean, can you name a more important
invention of the cell phone
the past 50 years? Yeah.
They're overrated. Kind of overrated.
We have dial up inside.
Dial up.
This is a Twilight zone.
It's wireless.
Was this the way to bed for those kids?
Who are you?
Okay,
so do you think Red face is actually dead?
Dude, I saw him in the fire.
I watched him burn.
Dude, we can't be quiet.
Red thinks it's dead.
No. You did?
Yeah, I did. Shut up.
Guys, let's calm down.
I think you're scaring you.
Well, actually, I think that red face
is some kind of force of nature
hell bent on revenge.
Not only the damn understand
the lost identifiers.
I think we're nothing. But consider this.
Pentagram is a diabolical chance
for which there is no I. It.
I don't know about you.
Yeah.
So. Oh.
At least I didn't get that.
Story,
you know? So.
You know,
while I hate to agree with Mike,
let's never get.
There is something weird going on.
When was your last time out here?
What does that have to do with anything?
All right, look, that came out wrong.
I didn't mean it like that.
I just meant that my first time back
here was five years ago.
To clean ends.
I felt really super uneasy.
Well, obviously
you came here, right?
Yeah.
And what I witnessed
was pretty fucked up. But,
look, I just know that
KYC can be pretty scary even as we go.
Okay?
I know that,
especially for adults, I guess.
I mean.
You don't think.
Okay.
No, no.
He's dead. All right.
No way.
They say that every year.
But it was confirmed
by the police that he was. That.
Well, look, I've never seen him
personally.
I have seen photographs.
Wait,
you've actually never seen him?
Not in person, but
I have seen his mask. And.
You seen his mask?
Where do you see his mask?
It was like in the late 90s.
I was about ten years old and walked
into Uncle Martin's office in the mask.
He's just sitting there,
and that's really.
Yeah.
He had it in a glass case.
So he had the mask
in a display case on his desk?
Yeah. Weird, right?
Yeah. Really? Yeah. And he acts like this.
Whole schools are covered
in all the stuff that happens.
But here.
My mother was telling me
the truth about this place, which is
hidden underwater.
How could it be underwater on this place?
He's had it for, like, 50 years.
I don't know, but it's got to be
the only reason he's keeping it open.
It's reason I'm here.
What the hell?
It's come out.
So he's going to sell it.
That's what my mom thinks.
That's.
Are we supposed to clean this cabin?
It's a dump.
The low income house.
Know.
Does anybody here?
Have.
It doesn't make any sense.
You know,
my mother never was fond of this place.
What about your parents?
My mom always thought things were blown
way out of proportion. Why?
So she was a counselor here
back in the 80s for two summers.
She never saw anything,
but she had a bunch of friends
died, and she.
Yeah, but, like, that's the thing, though.
She didn't see anything.
She just, like,
woke up and all of her friends were dead
two years in a row.
Never saw red face, never saw a kill.
But, yeah, after one summer
when I was a kid, her perspective,
this place completely change.
Yeah. What did I ever happen with that?
So what happened was, I was about 9
or 10 years old.
And it was towards
the end of the year and the counselors
were partying, which they always party.
But, you know, that night
it got super rowdy.
So I got up and I followed
the other counselors, there, headed
towards the cafeteria, which was perfect
because I wanted to snack.
But her boyfriend was like,
super mad that I was there.
He kept on looking down at me like, you
know, hey, don't tell anybody about this.
You know, that type of thing.
And then it wasn't long after that
that the first scream
kind of like rang out from the
the eating area of the cafeteria.
So I was frozen with fear in the kitchen.
I couldn't really, like, do anything.
That wasn't really the worst part
was, wasn't.
The worst part was that sweet girl
who made me that PB and J.
She just got hacked to pieces.
I didn't even have a chance.
Oh, I can't imagine.
Yeah.
And I just kind of sat there
watching, just frozen with fear and,
red face
kind of like, turned right in the door.
And, he made his way over to me.
Open the door.
And then he patted me on the head.
Why didn't he kill you?
You know,
I don't know. I still don't know.
Maybe, like subjects.
You know.
Like me.
Where lost him.
Like.
I'm not quite sure
where we're at right now.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All that way we've been walking.
I'm telling you,
I swear, we're near that camp I was.
He got killed, man.
Yeah, but we're adults, so we're fine.
We're fine.
You know what? I'm going to call someone.
Guess what?
No cell service.
Oh, it,
I'm going to go take a piss.
I'll fucking be like a fucking treat.
This one.
Oh, not that one's too close.
And I'll call this white.
Fucking. I.
Can even find it over there.
Yeah, I could find it. I just don't hurry.
I just don't want to get bit
by mosquitoes.
All right?
And. Yeah.
You took geography at school.
I thought you
knew where you were going. I.
Feel so much better now.
Now, back to your stupidity.
Go. Hello?
Hey, where the fuck did you go?
Now I'm just going to continue
fucking games with me.
I ain't in a fucking.
Oh, don't!
Oh! Oh, I'm.
When you get off.
On this.
Please don't make me come here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have no other choice.
The army. Jill.
Jill. Jill.
Literally anywhere but here.
Jimmy.
Your father and I need some time
alone, okay?
And I'm sure this place is safe
now that that killer guy is dead.
Safe? Safe.
Yeah, they said that every time.
And it's never true. And you know it.
Come on.
I'm your only son.
I am not your mother. Okay?
And the only reason
your father isn't kicked his 32 year
old son out of the house
because he's too much of a chicken shit.
But this place is a death sentence.
Sobbing. It is not my fault.
This is where you ended up.
Does my dad even know about this?
Rachel.
Oh stop it Jamie,
stop it with the theatrics, okay?
You're
the one that got kicked out of theater.
Can't remember.
What?
Turtle, do have fun at camp, sweetie.
Yeah, whatever.
Bitch.
So what?
Really hasn't killed your aunt?
It's actually a really interesting story.
So one night, me
and my friends got together.
And decided.
No no no no, no, not one of these,
I think.
Just tell me what happened.
Oh, okay.
I got drunk playing beer pong
with my friends and slipped and fell
in some water and, tore my rotator cuff
and had to get Tommy John surgery.
So that pretty much ended my career.
And I'm
Navin, and I see you, welcome,
new counselors.
We're so excited to have you here at Camp
Kiowa.
This this is your orientation,
after which we'll get your uniform.
And by tonight, your body's
going to be clean and ready for you.
Me and Sheila are thrilled to
have you all here.
No more horrific new stories,
just more fun, fun, fun.
I know you all have heard about
what's happened here.
That's all in the past.
No more killings will ever happen here.
Except for you guys killing it
and vibing to represent camp counselors.
Counselors. That's a huge responsibility.
So please
pay careful attention to the video.
Congratulations.
You have all been chosen.
You are going to be camp counselors.
You're a half killer.
Never mind me.
That's a guess.
I'll just go fuck myself then care.
Find out where Sissy Basic went to.
That's a big responsibility.
So please
pay careful attention to the video.
Now, your jobs here
at camp will differ from one to another.
Some of you will be in charge of arts
and crafts, while others of you
are in charge of water activities.
But one thing's for sure
you're all in charge
of your safety
and the safety of your campers.
So, ma'am, when do we start the fun?
Well, Sheila, I think that's up to them.
Oh, I can't.
Carry.
Are you in that dumpster?
Carrie, I've got your stupid face.
Wasn't that exciting?
Without any more delay,
we bring up your two bosses
for the second half of summer.
Maggie and Quinn.
I know
being somewhere
they can be scary, but this
this is a really awesome.
Henry?
Henry! Oh, what's going man?
Calm down.
Someone was chasing me, okay?
Some guy or woman or non-binary,
I don't judge.
I'm serious, man, I'm serious.
There's somebody out there.
We can't go that way.
Okay? Calm down, calm down.
I'm serious.
What was chasing a person? Who?
They were tall. Marvin.
No. I would have recognized Marvin.
This was not Marvin. Okay?
This is a fucked up dude.
Then who was it?
I don't know if they had a mask on.
I think I saw
your friends have been killed. Her?
No, I mean, are you saying
that they weren't your friends?
Okay, I don't think it's fair to rank them
and, like, what they meant to me.
So let's let's
just see our all dead, though, right?
That is enough.
No more talk about done.
Red face is dead.
Marvin, we need to talk now. Yeah.
Something weird is officially happening
here.
Right now is not the best.
My battery is gone. Oh. That's impossible.
It is possible.
It could happen.
We need to talk outside right now.
Sorry to interrupt. You.
But we need to talk now.
I don't appreciate you pulling us away.
I don't appreciate
being fucked around with.
Now you need to tell me exactly
what's happening at this camp.
Now you need to just calm down. You need.
This is nothing new.
You remember when your Jeep in 2017.
They stole your radio on spare tire?
Yeah, but there were bodies.
And I need four fucking bodies
hanging around the time to have bodies.
Either the city's missed him before.
You remember the couple
hanging up in the tree?
Yeah, I remember the trip.
They were up high
and nobody thought to look up.
But you found them and you cleaned it up?
Yeah. Okay.
No, no, I don't know, but I think
this new guy is clouding your judgment.
But I'm telling you this.
If you don't get your shit together,
I'm going to cancel the contract.
And you're not getting paid a penny.
But, Marvin, come on.
Look.
All right, we'll get back to work.
No, but we got no buts.
We got kids coming in two days,
and we've got kids
left over that are partially traumatized
from everything that's happened here.
And I need this camp
to be the way we know and love it,
so we can get started again. Okay,
at least these are charged for you
now, boys.
So you have a way to communicate
with each other when you're out there
in the woods by yourselves.
So. He's
killing me again.
He's.
You once again.
I just
don't know who you're messing with.
But I got my skills to work,
and I need to rely on work.
You know.
What's the point here anymore?
It's time to be like your.
You should be let up.
Be at.
I don't think you're smart enough.
I try not to, but I
apologize for my strange name.
I have an I 22 yard line.
I'm on.
I try to stay away.
I try there now.
I'm straightening my effort.
I swear to you, I'm.
I tried to get down.
I tried to munch, but
I haven't.
I swear to you. I'm.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry. And.
She really had my gloves in my
face shield right now. Fuck
you. Hey,
why don't I have cell phone service
so folks don't work out here.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
You're telling me
I can't use my cell phone at all?
My mom is not going to be cool with that.
We have a phone in the office
you can use to call your mommy.
It's a long day.
Yeah. Quinn.
Hey, guys. Hey.
What's up? You almost done? Yeah.
We're close. Yeah, we're getting there.
Why? What's up?
I'm just looking
for a couple of counselors.
Oh, okay.
So they're new
and they're already missing?
No, this guy is from the first round.
He survived.
Oh, okay. What's his name?
I don't remember off the top of my head.
Okay, well,
we can keep an eye out for you.
Okay?
Yeah, I appreciate that.
He wants to call you. Haha.
Or better yet, we can use The Shining
and get Ahold of her telepathically.
Just don't read my mind between 4 and 5.
It's really hard.
That was the Simpsons reference.
Yeah I think I love her.
I don't think that we should.
I don't think we should.
Could you lighten up?
Okay guys don't fight.
Yeah.
At least wait for the new counselors
to show up
before you decide who you're into or not.
Yeah, and if you're not here to party
and get away with whatever you want,
then what are you here for?
You know I'm only here for new content
and new followers.
People eat this place up.
So you're only here for social media?
Hell yeah.
Man, I don't think social media
should be the reason to do anything
if I'm being honest.
Unless you're trying to piss off your ex
boyfriend.
You know,
you should get some more video out here.
Two camera phones.
They still work,
so you can get whole two years of content.
One summer.
Do you? Drugs, Daria?
Oh, you didn't.
You know,
there
is one thing that is kind of strange.
My brother used to be a counselor
out here in the 90s,
and he would talk every day with my mother
about how this place was.
Wonder what happened to the 5G towers.
They fuck with the airwaves and shit.
I say we party.
Are you guys?
Hey, you know I do have drugs.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well.
Henry,
I think you make a pretty good team.
You know, it's touch and go for a while,
but we really came through for each other.
Nice work, dude. Yeah.
So what are you going to do after this
grocery shop?
Well, actually, I don't know.
I might have to mow the lawn tomorrow.
Then we got a proper tools for
the next job, and I go call my parents.
No, no, no. Sorry.
Is there anything you like to do
in your spare time?
Like, I don't usually baseball,
but what do you do now? Oh,
Well, I really marketing the company and
making sure that we have work lined up.
It's a really competitive
field these days, and, Henry,
what do you do for fun with your friends?
Oh, I really don't have any friends
we talking about.
I don't know, I'm older now.
Just what does that have to do with
anything?
I have friends, we're about the same age.
Yeah, I know, but I mean, don't
you feel like we're reaching that age
now where it's just, like, a hassle?
Like every single thing you have
to line up with every single person.
Hey, let's get together next Wednesday.
But next Wednesday turns into next month,
and next month turns into New Year's.
And then you're seeing your best friends
only on New Year's.
So 12 months go by and then that's it.
I mean,
I used to have
a really, really good group of friends.
We used to hang out.
But honestly,
I mean, these days, like, if I see him
maybe every six months, I'm lucky.
So, yeah, I really don't do much.
I like to play too.
Okay. What's up?
Hey, guys.
You having a moment out here?
Should I come back?
No, no.
We're fine.
We're just kind of celebrating
because we're pretty much done.
Nice.
Yeah, well, I actually came by to see if
you guys have seen that counselor at all.
I'm still looking for him. It's
getting kind of late.
Yeah, I know,
that's that's why I'm out looking for him.
I want to make sure we find them before
it's dark.
No, I haven't seen anybody. Yeah.
All right, well, thanks for trying.
I guess I'll see you later.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah.
I guess she's looking for an end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe you.
Will agree that we need to find her,
like, now.
Oh, she's in there.
She's doing drugs. Fantastic.
Yeah. Sounds good right now. Yeah.
Do we got some time?
Yeah. That's,
Maggie,
I think it's too fucking dangerous.
We need to talk now.
What about your mom?
Now, you don't understand.
You got to listen to us about these guys.
Okay, guys, let's turn this one
so we're not screwing the others.
What's going on?
Okay, look, look,
we found Ian's name tag, okay?
You found a name on a headless body,
a dead body.
Okay, well, what did you want?
But you didn't have a head.
Okay, then I don't understand
what we're overreacting.
Oh, well, like you found a name,
but what is she, the director, I guess.
Yeah.
No, what you're not understanding is.
Is that I found this on a body at
the archery range that didn't have a head.
It's Ian.
This still doesn't make sense to me,
because the thing is,
is, like, Ian would just loan his name,
tag out to different counselors, right?
Like trying to fool the campers.
So honestly,
it probably wasn't even. Yeah.
What do we need to do to prove to you
that not only red faces
here, but he's on a fucking rampage?
Well, proof would be nice,
you know, like, actually, Sienna.
So he's based on my model.
Yeah. The first sign of trouble.
You run. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Yeah,
I got. Yeah.
You guys are cute. So.
Just.
Out! Fire
rounds.
You got me.
You tell me something else.
The reason.
You all right?
I believe you.
Oh, my God.
We need to call the police.
Maggie, just.
She's gone.
Great.
Our plan is, in fact,
okay.
How do we make it to the main offices
without Red face doing this to us?
We should probably also tell Morgan
that his camp is never fucking safe.
Oh. We just can't be out in the open
like this.
We got to find a spot to sit down
and come up with a plan, please.
Do you have any idea where we need to go?
Yeah.
Let's just head over to uncle Mark church.
Oh, you mean the activity spa?
Oh, fucking stupid.
It's the garage. Wait, does he have a car?
Can we leave?
Well, he's got a Camaro, but it's just so.
Wait, you don't know how to drive a stick?
I got a license.
I don't know how to drive a stick.
Do you not drive a stick?
You kidding me?
I would have been out of here already
if I knew how to drive a stick. Shit.
Oh, man.
I should go anyway.
Okay.
Guys, let's get a phone out.
Whoa. What? No. What?
You want me to come right to us
or something?
Put that away.
I think the coast is clear.
We just got to be really careful.
What?
Oh, what?
Oh, fuck.
Is that a face nailed to a tree?
Oh, my God, she's got 40 lashes on.
Oh, my God, he skinned her alive
and put her face on a tree.
4 to 5 lashes to 40 eyeliner.
This guy's the biggest psychopath
that's ever lived.
Strong, beautiful, bold.
I can't believe we have to. We have to go.
We have to keep moving.
There is no way in hell
this is going to run.
This is even a Camaro.
I don't think this is the garage, Mike.
But we should still
try to see if this thing can turn over.
Oh, shit.
Freak!
Henry, what are you doing here?
I'm taking it now.
Here. What are you doing?
I got a car for I can.
Frank,
what the fuck are you doing out here?
It's okay. Why?
I have a secret weapon.
You have a secret weapon?
Is it your bicycle?
Because Red face is on a fucking rampage
right now.
There's a beast nailed to a tree
over there, I saw it.
Do you see her lashes?
I know, I didn't know 44, 40.
I don't know
what's going on with this thing,
but we need to get off of this subject
because we need to figure out
how to get to this garage.
Oh, you guys, over and over
and over and over again.
Not to come to the camp.
What do you do? That I get
paid to be here.
Do you?
You better be getting paid a lot.
Yeah, I am getting paid a lot.
I grew up here, so.
Okay, so all I need you to do
is please get out of here.
Also, do you have a phone or any way
to get out of here?
That's how they track you.
What?
They track you?
Who found them?
Yeah, them.
Okay, well, please be safe.
We have to go.
Okay? Okay.
All right.
Are you sure? You know, I'm just asking.
I'm fine.
You sure you're sleeping
in an abandoned car?
Well, you know better than this.
Better than that
person's face on the tree.
Okay, I'm going to call Mitch later
and let her know what's going
on. Fox. Are.
Go ahead, call her. But.
Oh. Okay, this is the garage.
Yeah. For you.
All right, let's go, guys.
Okay. It's locked.
So the keypad. Well, I don't know.
What do you do?
Oh, well, if the codes, it.
Like seven three, nine two.
This is perfect.
What would it be?
Your birthday.
Do you know the code?
We don't have a lot of time.
Okay, guys, you you got to hurry up.
That was it.
No. Oh.
You. That.
All right.
You had this mapped the entire time. Yeah.
Here's the plan.
What's one thing that. Right.
This doesn't hurt
dogs, children, children.
So here's the plan. We're here.
We make our way down the main path.
We get to the kids box,
we grab a kid each,
and then we make our way to Marvin
and Sheila's house, using them as a shield
so red base can't hurt us.
Because that's why you didn't hurt me
when I was.
Kids isn't her kids.
So what do we do?
We get kids,
and then we're not going to get hurt.
Yeah,
so we make our way down to the main path,
and we get to Marvin and Sheila's house
when we're there.
We used the phone, we call the police.
And if that doesn't work, we use dial up.
You said it yourself. They haven't.
Okay.
What are we going to use
to get them down there?
I got that all figured out.
This bait and switch.
Bait and switch.
Perfect. Yeah.
We lock them in Marvin's main office.
The one that he locks up
with this.
Okay.
I've been thinking
long and hard about this, guys,
and I think I want Braxton to be my shield
while considering on the tallest
one here.
I think I get Braxton,
I'm interested.
Call your mom.
Okay.
I think that we just get there first.
All right, let's go see.
The. Kevin.
All right,
I I'm going to go in and get Braxton.
Okay?
You guys stay here, wait a few seconds
and then follow me, okay?
Are you sure?
Of course I'm fucking sure. Okay.
The beginning of
this, I would have had you as a brave one.
Yeah. Now she's.
She's something else.
But, look, I wanted to say I'm sorry for
this night was not a part of the job
description. And
I am so sorry I got you into this.
Just.
Just know that, okay?
Well, that's
not the only thing you were wrong about.
What else was there?
The earlier
you said you were having friends.
I'm a friend.
Oh, this load of dynamite.
Oh, okay. Okay.
All right, all right. Okay.
She's already made it into the cabin.
She really shouldn't say.
How did you.
All right, let's go.
It's beautiful.
Mrs. beautiful.
Oh. Oh.
Braxton.
Brexit! Oh, what the fuck? You.
We need you.
Oh! Oh, man.
You want to dance, Baxter? Nights when?
Why don't you say so?
Let's go back. Going to the party.
There's Quint, because
finally, we've been waiting here,
patiently, to party.
And these are the kids that you brought.
These are the kids.
These are size people.
Our children.
Wow. Okay. How old are you?
You're 13.
I am 32.
Oh, well, I got my shit.
This party buddy right here. Okay,
you guys ready to party?
Everybody?
Oh, gosh.
Bring it down.
We got a party quietly.
Because we don't want everybody to know
that we're partying, right?
Has a secret
because you guys are underage.
We can get big trouble with partying
with you guys, right?
But you guys are cool, right?
You guys are cool.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
You stay nice.
Stay calm.
Stick by. Ain't.
Yeah. Don't eat, don't run, don't scream.
I think they have a right idea.
Shit.
Okay.
Oh. Oh, wait.
I lost the kids, so.
Oh. Quit.
Yeah.
No, we I I'm still here.
We just got to get to Marvin
and Chino's office.
Yeah, they have a phone.
It works. Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
Okay, we got the place.
Come on.
Marvin, she's got to get home.
Oh. You up?
Sheila?
Hey, Mr..
Mrs..
Kiowa, I see so much to
follow.
We're still just waiting for.
She's been watching us.
She's got cameras around this property.
How long has this been going on?
I never knew of this.
Okay, so we got to figure out
exactly what's happening.
We need a phone. Wait a second.
What did I just kick?
What is that?
What is that? I guess I'll find you.
Oh, I knew
there was
a reason this place did have a service.
Satellites all over us.
Okay,
but not just for home.
Oh. Oh, fuck.
No, I ask,
look at all the cell phones.
Cell phone, cell phone.
So cell phone.
Self help me.
Just fucking look at how old this one is.
How long is they doing this?
Does this mean Marvin read this?
I don't,
and, Sheila,
I think we need to have a little chat.
Oh, shit.
Sheila.
You couldn't even last one fucking day
here.
I'll come.
Marvin, you'll be the first person
in this family to die.
Your mom was lucky, but you.
Not so much. What?
Really? It's all right. Do.
No, it's not.
It's for.
What are you doing?
Lucas is our son.
We kept this place open
just so he could feed and kill.
We thought you'd like to help us.
Help you?
Do you know how many people this man
has killed?
Too many to count.
But really, it's the parents
fault for letting their kids come here.
All right.
I think I got this.
Okay.
Got you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that was not the target.
Henry Lockwood.
Who was that white girl?
And then any other.
Hey, how the fuck are.
Holy shit.
Yeah,
but I can't get a gun.
Somebody.
Stick!
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Nice work, guys.
Fucking.
Hey, man. Hey.
Good for you.
You're a really good Alex director.
Thank you for.
Oh, okay.
With the death toll
claiming to nine, this year's massacre
at the camp has been the bloodiest yet.
We here at channel 11 once again
send our thoughts and prayers
to the families of the countless of slain.
You know, I'm not really that cold.
Yeah, it's just like,
why are we wearing blankets?
Wait, where'd you guys get the cocoa?
You three all right?
I think so, yeah.
It's a pretty rough night.
Yeah.
You have no idea.
Now what?
This,
I don't know.
I guess we're out of work next year, but
I think I'm gonna take a second and,
spend some time with my friends.
Well,
I think I'm working on understand,
because you're going to.
You're going to take over camp.
I see you're going to run all of this
by yourself.
Well, there's that, and honestly,
that's super comfortable.
Okay. Yeah. All right.
You're going to take over the family
business.
You're you're.
No, no. Get away from me.
You guys wait for me.
What?
You say you love me.
You can always stay back.
When I needed you to take your love away.
I love you to this.
You were happy, gay,
but nothing.
Over two years since I'm on your way.
It's gonna take a while for me
to learn to live without you.
But now I need a spell.
And I can't be without you.
Day to day.
Oh, oh.
And. I'm so.
Happy you're here.
But you know I know what.
It's so tough your ways.
It's gonna take a while for me
to learn to live without you.
But now I want to, man.
And I can't do without you.
It's gonna take a while
for me to live without you.
I know these things.
And I can't wait to
be. All right, Brandon,
this is for the end credits of the movie.
This is your cast and crew singing
Killing Me Softly by the Fugees.
I don't know when the words come in
his love
with his fingers not stroking,
stroking with his fingers.
Yes, all my love.
You know.
Singing my heart with this song
and clearing my whole life with him
I don't know what's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Killing me so slowly I know that is where
I lay the song
with his song.
Something so cute.
Damn tune you.
You didn't kill me softly.
No, you just got some good, bad.
I wouldn't worry,
because they already know.
I'm sorry. No, me.
Read your mind.
That's just the way it goes.
And you just write me
and you say so.
Much nothing happened to
the house.
You, me.
Now you got me to tell me something.
Now. Sorry to.
I wouldn't have to know.
Because. Why?
What you care
if you cross that bridge?
It's not me in the mirror.
It'll be all right
if you say so.
Heroin
is friend from before.
You know.
I just wrote in into camp karaoke.
You got any kids?
You want to get rid of them?
You send them here.
Don't come here at all for anything.
It's quiet here.
Too quiet.
Just last night.
Another massacre.
I know you're thinking.
Another massacre. Free?
Yes. Another massacre.
So I'm running around,
see if there's any curious
characters about.
And, only seen anything.
It's kind of quiet here. Too quiet.
I met my first wife here, Camp Coyote.
I see,
And hopefully she's dead.
You never know.
Oh, and here's what.
Here's a chapel. Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, no. Oh.
All right,
garbage cans says balls.
I don't know if they're sacrilege
or not. I.
and then there's camp kiwassee.
Nestled within
miles of Michigan forests is the place
that will be your new home away from home.
With top of the line cabins
freshly cleaned every season
and state of the art nurse's stations.
Your parents don't have to worry
about your well-being while you're here.
With joyful activities
like archery, canoeing, and even soccer,
you will never be bored at camp kiwassee
But don't take my word for it.
Let's meet the owners.
I'm Marvin and I'm Sheila.
So, Marv when do we start the fun?
Sheila
I think that's up to them to decide.
Camp Kiwassee
the most fun you'll have this summer.
He's Not Dead!
Hes's Not Dead He's
still out there!
He's not dead though! Calm down mam.
Find the body yet?
I found lots of bodies. Take your pick.
Do we even know if he's dead?
Well, we got a good lead on that.
Apparently a couple of campers
didn't even get lit on fire.
That just.
He made it all the way to the lake.
I saw it on the dock,
lay there smoldering till he fell in
love with it.
Yeah, with all the flames.
Some business sources tell me.
Radio.
The cleaners.
Yeah.
This is DJ motormouth
in the morning, coming at you
with all of your favorite classics.
If you haven't heard,
stay away from the karaoke this weekend.
Nine bodies were found,
and police are still investigating.
I think we all knew this day was coming.
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how can.
The right job.
You know,
you don't have to sleep out here.
You can come into the house. What?
And give all of this up.
You know, your father and I love you.
I, I know, and I'm sorry, I didn't.
I didn't mean to.
I just don't understand
why you have to hold on to so much anger.
Why can't the two of you get along
for more than a couple of days?
Oh, look at the half.
The fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, can you tell dad that I got to go?
I really can't stay for breakfast.
I'm super sorry, but.
Yeah, sure.
Let him know I said bye.
Just be very careful, okay?
Hey, I'm picking up a new guy, actually.
That's the first time that I.
Get to work with somebody.
So it's going to be good.
All right.
I got to go, though. I'm so sorry. Right.
I gotta I gotta run.
To. Your friends
I wear to my black girl's body.
You dance like that, boy.
I should be strange.
I don't see what they mean.
I want my badge on your, like, best shot.
And I went down.
Touch at the
that you started the attraction.
It might be.
I'll be at.
The entry.
I don't care at all.
I don't mind your hair down.
I don't mind a hammer.
Just cause I got one.
With your hair much like rubber.
It brings to mind the word I dress.
The night clubs try to wrap your wrist.
It might be. I'll be at.
It. I don't care, I don't.
I don't make your hair down.
I don't mind if I don't understand.
I know what.
Doesn't even pains me.
I don't mind it.
But you don't know my mind.
And crazy.
Make you think I can't see how.
You know. You.
Come tonight.
Here.
Yeah.
What do you want? Yeah. Hi.
I'm Henry, I'm Mike's new manager.
See him?
Nobody named Mike here,
only Zuul.
Sure.
Smart ass. He lives next door.
Okay. I'm sorry to disturb you.
Did somebody pass away?
You know why I always dress like this?
Now get out of here before
I put a curse on your head.
Hey, Henry.
Over here!
Oh, I thought it was a little dramatic
that she put a curse on your head.
Oh, it's Mike, right?
Yeah.
What's up?
Why'd you tell me
your address was 802 West? Jennie?
No, I told you 803.
No, you texted me.
802. Oh.
Henry, pick me up tomorrow at 804.
West, Jennie.
Why do you say 804?
See, you texted me the wrong address.
Yeah,
but that's 803.
Doesn't matter
if I went to the wrong address.
You still texted me the wrong address.
And I think that's
the whole moral of the story here.
By the way, is that a witch?
You play baseball a little bit.
He's. Me?
Once you say you love me.
You should always stay
where it is. You.
You took it loving away.
I was not Revisar walks in
and it's just everywhere on the floor.
So that's how I lost my last.
Oh, my
losses should just be around here. But.
There's somebody on the road.
Yeah, it's a girl's backpack.
And I don't wanna intimidate you.
Because I'm to give you
the seminar.
Hey. Hey,
what are you doing out here?
Actually, do you know Camp Casey?
Know it? We're headed there right
now, actually.
Perfect. Why are you going there?
I'm a camp counselor
there for their second summer session.
Second summer session? I'm sorry.
I don't know if you heard, but, like,
it's canceled.
There is a huge massacre.
We're going actually to clean the camp,
so I don't know.
Quinn,
despite the massacre camp, is still going
to be open for the second summer session
starting on the 22nd with,
you know, who that
full time work.
And once again, no children harmed.
We're going to see you
at the end of the week.
My friend Marvin said that
he never re-opens the camp this quickly.
That doesn't make any sense.
He's always reopened it.
Yeah, I know he's always reopened,
but it's always taken a summer.
Like we have to go in there,
clean up everything,
and then he gets everything organized.
Then the kids come back.
You sound like you've been there before.
Yeah,
well, I've been there before.
I think what's important is. Yes,
we can give you a ride there.
Of course. Right.
Yeah, we can totally give you right there.
How about it? Do you want a ride, though?
Yes, I would love that.
Okay, cool. All right. And I like
I'm Henry.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. And your name was Gwen.
When?
When? And.
And and.
I. Oh, jeez.
I'm sorry. See, this is why.
This is why you.
Don't go to the same one.
And the tears of a thousand
young souls will pollute
the ground like rainwater or. Yes.
Yeah.
You're the only one that does it right.
You know.
How's Mitch?
Good. You got a hip replace finally.
I know right?
That's for that limping bitch.
Wow. Anyway, my laser
eye surgery went to shit.
Yeah, I know you didn't even recognize me.
Didn't. Didn't even recognize the car.
It's a jeep.
A jeep. God, you must be living large.
That is so awesome.
Okay, well, we do have a schedule to keep,
so I'm gonna let you go.
Okay. All right.
I'll see you. Be careful.
Yeah.
I think we should do, like a bye bye. Hey,
how about tomorrow?
If you do, watch your bike. Okay.
Thanks for not having my bike, buddy.
It's really
not too bad of a guy, to be honest.
He was actually much nicer than I thought
he was going to be.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
I think getting back.
Yeah.
You want me to live stream this?
Don't be fucking stupid.
The police are gonna be watching
to make sure we're staying away.
I know that guy you went to school with.
Okay, let's just record now.
And you posted to make me get you.
All right?
Okay.
All right, we're here.
Counselor. Cabin number three.
I heard from an officer.
Got a concrete murder right here.
Is that what your boyfriend's.
Like?
Right, right.
Action!
Okay. We are in, counselor.
Cabin number three.
We heard from an officer that a girl
was murdered in that little boy.
Right here.
We should probably just stop. Sign here.
Check.
Right. Okay.
All right.
You want to do it over by the bed?
Yeah.
Okay, so I write
this episode is brought to you
by Forte Lashes.
Dot. Oh, they're rubbing.
That stupid bitch.
Hello? She and I went to go.
Spooky place. Spooky. She's so happy.
I can't hold it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no! Oh!
Oh, shit.
Are you sure this is the place we.
Play.
Oh! No.
Thanks for the ride.
Yeah, I got a problem.
What?
Are you sure you want to do this?
I used to come here as a kid.
Yeah, but look, people who work here
have a 5050 shot at best.
Everybody knows that.
What are you talking about?
I'll be okay.
Thanks.
Oh, look at you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, I don't think we were talking.
I was our big, successful niece.
I am tired.
I got fucked up in the wrong place,
but thankfully,
these two picked me up
just around the corner.
Ma'am. Sheila. Henry. Who's this guy?
Oh, this is Mike.
Mike is going to be assisting me.
This this here at the campus.
I'm not paying you
any extra for assistance.
Yeah, the same rate
we talked about on the phone.
He's just gonna help me out this year.
Oh, that's marvelous.
And nice to meet you.
Yeah, absolutely. Sheila. Good to see you.
This niece.
Niece. Okay. All right.
You three must be starving.
Let's get you something to eat.
Actually, Marvin, we really don't
have the time for some food.
Food would be wonderful.
So like that.
Marvin, if you want to help us.
We need a place to charge walkie talkie.
So you have something inside
that we can plug it into.
Sure. We got that.
No problem, my boy and I got to ask.
After last year, the cops are gone, right?
And I'm gonna have another incident.
Oh, they've been gone
for a couple of hours.
Everything's bagged and tagged.
We're ready for a fresh turn
down on this place and get going again.
Okay.
All right. Just follow us, Mike. Right.
Yes, ma'am.
You know, Mike, your boss.
There was a baseball superstar.
We thought he was going to go pro league.
Hey, can we get a move on?
I have an entire camp to clean,
and I'd really like to get started.
Make sure you get the woods this time.
Yeah.
Here we are.
I'm like, this is kind of lost.
His main lodge.
How do we have Tony or baseball star?
I don't think so. Well,
what happened to your arm?
I blew my arm off.
Let's just leave it at that.
Maggie!
Get lost!
Are you going on another run?
Oh, yeah.
Chelsea can't keep it up.
Hey! Keep it.
No! I'm pissed.
I'll beat you because you ditched me last
night, right when you said we were gonna,
you know.
And then I had to go to the work
at the range all day by myself.
Are you still here?
Get lost, kid.
Hey, that's not the first time
you got by yourself.
And it's not going to be last.
Oh, yeah. That's funny.
It took me an hour to clean up out there
last night.
You actually don't argue with that? Yeah.
No, I did this
morning. It's still here with
you. I guess I have you
and your love of running to blame for me
having to go back out there again
by myself and finish the job.
By myself.
Little fucking bastard.
You see? Me?
Do you.
You want too?
Oh, Braxton.
I didn't figure
you would be someone in the running, dude.
Oh, I tracked him at school.
No cap for real.
All right. Bet I could totally outrun you.
You're on.
Sweetie, look at those two over there.
The owners.
I interview with them.
Oh, no.
Shit. Well, stay away from that guy.
He's weird. Marvin. Oh, God.
All up in my face last year about smoking
while I was cooking.
And he goes off on weird tangents
all the time that nobody cares about.
You shouldn't be doing that
anyways, sweetie.
Look around.
This ain't pig's blood. Carrie.
Pig's blood.
Carrie.
What does this watch do?
Oh, that's to the fan.
It gets real loud in here,
so I only hit it.
If you want to drown out
the sound of the campers.
Or the sound of the killer.
Dum dum dum.
Okay.
I got a lot of things to cover.
Right.
Here's the map of the camp.
And here's what I think we need to do
for the party. I.
Okay,
so we start in the outer woods,
and then we work our way into the lodges.
Okay?
In the cabins.
So the lodging, if you will.
And then after that,
we work our way into the bathroom area.
And then from there we go to the archery
range, the exterior activities, cabins,
kind of like the air soft range, things
like that work our way back
up to the beach area.
The boat house, a little chapel.
Then we work our way back into this main
lodge building.
And then and in your office is
what do you think?
I don't care what are you doing in it?
As long as all the assholes lips and toes
are cleaned up
by tomorrow morning, you know.
Thank you.
Sheila. So. Well.
This looks awesome.
Thank you so, so much.
This is very, very nice of you. Okay.
Perfect.
So, Marvin, I gotta ask anything.
My boy.
Why would you keep reopening this place?
Anything except that. Stop it. Marvin.
He's new to this area.
Us reopening this camp year after year.
Like some sadistic butcher shop
that can make it seem a little crazy.
And it's, it's a matter of perseverance.
Just because tragedy has happened
here doesn't mean that we should give up.
This place has been a beacon of hope
and joy since the 1930s.
But what about red face?
We don't call him that around here.
Lucas was just a boy with all of this.
Started you and the media.
The name that you called him
Red faced the accident.
Why? He does this to us? We don't know,
but he's dead now.
But they said he's been dead before
he ever smelled death.
Like.
Oh, Nicole, you've only known
this man for 15 minutes,
and you're already doing that.
I'm sorry.
She gets like this
anytime this topic is brought up.
Well,
it's okay, Henry, I got no real next time.
Promise me you covered in blood. Ha!
Hey, can you help me get this one?
Sure.
All right, we got to grab those bags.
I safe.
You know, that Quinn girl is pretty hot.
You should try to hit that.
Just try to hit that.
Yeah.
You know, like,
make a friendship bracelet.
Mike.
You know, like her, Mike.
You know, like Mike. What?
Oh, Sheila. Hi. Hi.
You forgot your left.
Oh, that's
so nice of you to bring them for me.
What is.
Thank you.
You should, you should try to hit that.
Do you think she has a crush on me?
So hang in there.
What is this?
Oh, that's a sleeping bag full of goo.
How do they turn to goo?
Oh, I don't know.
It could be human remains.
I think it's blood.
There's
a lot of blood on this bowling pin.
And you know he's goo.
How do we turn to goo?
You know, you can never really tell us
stuff like this.
I like to play a game and kind of guess.
Could be a sledgehammer.
We're on a track right
now. Go into an activity bar.
Maybe he was driven over.
He could have been dragged
and beat repeatedly against a tree.
Because I don't know why anyone would camp
here.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
I'm going to go with the bowling pin
over and over again
to the face and body though
the one covered in blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a good bet.
All right, so what we need to do is
we got to get this shit into that bucket.
Let's get a shovel.
We don't have a shovel.
We use our hands.
We got to get in there and dig deep.
You get one side of the goo,
I'll get the other.
And we got to just put it into the bucket.
This was in the job description.
Shit. In the buckets?
Yeah. Cleaning floors.
Well, lifting over 80 pounds.
All of this stuff was in the application
when you filled it out. All right.
You're technically correct.
Okay, I'm going to let you get the side
with the human ear, though,
because I don't know
what's about to pop out.
And that looks like the side that's open.
So you get that and I'll get this. Okay.
Ready and I'm listening to me.
Did you get that in there?
Yeah. Three, two.
Dude,
what the fuck are you guys doing out here?
Preston
don't want to hear that out of your mouth.
Sorry, Maggie, wait. Whoa!
You're. Maggie,
you're the athletic director.
Yeah, I am. Who are you guys?
More the shitting buckets guy.
We, We take shit.
We put it in that bucket.
Henry's
a little better explaining it to me.
Yeah, we clean the camp,
Yeah. I've heard you guys really?
Yeah. You do good work. Thanks. Thanks.
Yeah.
So, you're staying for the second session?
Actually, I was here in the first session.
My replacement wasn't needed.
You know, like,
after the first killings happened, I just.
I just ran,
and I ran all the way home.
How far did you run?
I left four miles.
Let me off the property. Officer.
Virginia smart reign of terror.
Yeah, but race
can't, you know, leave the property.
Since when
do red faces supernatural being.
Where the fuck did you find this guy?
Just kids.
I mean, you might be rude,
but he's got a point.
Okay? Four miles is outside
of his reign of terror.
Okay,
That was.
What do we do?
Well, I think we just need to stay calm
and figure out which direction
that came from.
But they ran back.
Yeah, I think we run, too.
Oh, I think we run, too.
But what if somebody.
I think we got two guys to stay calm.
Just stay calm.
Just.
The music is truthful.
It's.
I can't tell, I think it sounds.
It came from all around us. Okay?
We all just need to stay calm
and stop running.
I don't want the argue over this.
Look,
we just need to get up to the main office
so you can see if the others are okay
and go from there, but that.
We just need to be calm.
Maggie,
we do not have the cardio like you do.
But you're right.
I am.
Well, the work by myself again.
And why do I do it?
Because I'm a fucking idiot.
That's why I'm a clown.
Fuck!
Fuck! Jesus.
Who the fuck shot me?
You fucking shot me, you dumb ass!
Like.
And walk.
You all right?
Are you guys all right?
I wasn't talking to you.
And who are you talking to?
What are the screams? Yes, the new girl.
She threw my baby out.
How? You shouldn't be doing that
anyway, sweetie, we.
Whoa, whoa, you.
This is all because of a vape?
Sound like someone who's getting
brutally fucking killed up here?
I'm taking a shower.
I thought you knew where we were going.
It's just a different path.
I want to try a new one.
We're lost. Simply.
No, we're not lost. This is just.
Just a different way. Yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Ain't this the campground
that those kids got murdered,
How would you even know about that?
Well, we hid it across the pond.
Then we crossed the pond.
You lived over there three years,
and you're throwing across the pond.
And where did you get this accent from?
Well, the ladies love it.
But we are not simply.
We're not lost.
I'm not.
Okay.
Why not?
Get back to work?
Dude, I don't work here.
Who the hell are you? I'm a camper.
Then get back to your cabin.
Your parents will be here soon.
All right, guys, I'm gonna go on a run.
Have fun.
It's a lot of money.
All right, Henry, I guess
I'll go grab the bed.
But if I hear or see anything strange,
I'm calling you right away.
Yeah, that's not going to work.
No cell phones working yet.
Yeah,
there's never been cell service out here.
What are you talking about?
Do you see how crazy that is, guys?
I mean, can you name a more important
invention of the cell phone
the past 50 years? Yeah.
They're overrated. Kind of overrated.
We have dial up inside.
Dial up.
This is a Twilight zone.
It's wireless.
Was this the way to bed for those kids?
Who are you?
Okay,
so do you think Red face is actually dead?
Dude, I saw him in the fire.
I watched him burn.
Dude, we can't be quiet.
Red thinks it's dead.
No. You did?
Yeah, I did. Shut up.
Guys, let's calm down.
I think you're scaring you.
Well, actually, I think that red face
is some kind of force of nature
hell bent on revenge.
Not only the damn understand
the lost identifiers.
I think we're nothing. But consider this.
Pentagram is a diabolical chance
for which there is no I. It.
I don't know about you.
Yeah.
So. Oh.
At least I didn't get that.
Story,
you know? So.
You know,
while I hate to agree with Mike,
let's never get.
There is something weird going on.
When was your last time out here?
What does that have to do with anything?
All right, look, that came out wrong.
I didn't mean it like that.
I just meant that my first time back
here was five years ago.
To clean ends.
I felt really super uneasy.
Well, obviously
you came here, right?
Yeah.
And what I witnessed
was pretty fucked up. But,
look, I just know that
KYC can be pretty scary even as we go.
Okay?
I know that,
especially for adults, I guess.
I mean.
You don't think.
Okay.
No, no.
He's dead. All right.
No way.
They say that every year.
But it was confirmed
by the police that he was. That.
Well, look, I've never seen him
personally.
I have seen photographs.
Wait,
you've actually never seen him?
Not in person, but
I have seen his mask. And.
You seen his mask?
Where do you see his mask?
It was like in the late 90s.
I was about ten years old and walked
into Uncle Martin's office in the mask.
He's just sitting there,
and that's really.
Yeah.
He had it in a glass case.
So he had the mask
in a display case on his desk?
Yeah. Weird, right?
Yeah. Really? Yeah. And he acts like this.
Whole schools are covered
in all the stuff that happens.
But here.
My mother was telling me
the truth about this place, which is
hidden underwater.
How could it be underwater on this place?
He's had it for, like, 50 years.
I don't know, but it's got to be
the only reason he's keeping it open.
It's reason I'm here.
What the hell?
It's come out.
So he's going to sell it.
That's what my mom thinks.
That's.
Are we supposed to clean this cabin?
It's a dump.
The low income house.
Know.
Does anybody here?
Have.
It doesn't make any sense.
You know,
my mother never was fond of this place.
What about your parents?
My mom always thought things were blown
way out of proportion. Why?
So she was a counselor here
back in the 80s for two summers.
She never saw anything,
but she had a bunch of friends
died, and she.
Yeah, but, like, that's the thing, though.
She didn't see anything.
She just, like,
woke up and all of her friends were dead
two years in a row.
Never saw red face, never saw a kill.
But, yeah, after one summer
when I was a kid, her perspective,
this place completely change.
Yeah. What did I ever happen with that?
So what happened was, I was about 9
or 10 years old.
And it was towards
the end of the year and the counselors
were partying, which they always party.
But, you know, that night
it got super rowdy.
So I got up and I followed
the other counselors, there, headed
towards the cafeteria, which was perfect
because I wanted to snack.
But her boyfriend was like,
super mad that I was there.
He kept on looking down at me like, you
know, hey, don't tell anybody about this.
You know, that type of thing.
And then it wasn't long after that
that the first scream
kind of like rang out from the
the eating area of the cafeteria.
So I was frozen with fear in the kitchen.
I couldn't really, like, do anything.
That wasn't really the worst part
was, wasn't.
The worst part was that sweet girl
who made me that PB and J.
She just got hacked to pieces.
I didn't even have a chance.
Oh, I can't imagine.
Yeah.
And I just kind of sat there
watching, just frozen with fear and,
red face
kind of like, turned right in the door.
And, he made his way over to me.
Open the door.
And then he patted me on the head.
Why didn't he kill you?
You know,
I don't know. I still don't know.
Maybe, like subjects.
You know.
Like me.
Where lost him.
Like.
I'm not quite sure
where we're at right now.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All that way we've been walking.
I'm telling you,
I swear, we're near that camp I was.
He got killed, man.
Yeah, but we're adults, so we're fine.
We're fine.
You know what? I'm going to call someone.
Guess what?
No cell service.
Oh, it,
I'm going to go take a piss.
I'll fucking be like a fucking treat.
This one.
Oh, not that one's too close.
And I'll call this white.
Fucking. I.
Can even find it over there.
Yeah, I could find it. I just don't hurry.
I just don't want to get bit
by mosquitoes.
All right?
And. Yeah.
You took geography at school.
I thought you
knew where you were going. I.
Feel so much better now.
Now, back to your stupidity.
Go. Hello?
Hey, where the fuck did you go?
Now I'm just going to continue
fucking games with me.
I ain't in a fucking.
Oh, don't!
Oh! Oh, I'm.
When you get off.
On this.
Please don't make me come here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have no other choice.
The army. Jill.
Jill. Jill.
Literally anywhere but here.
Jimmy.
Your father and I need some time
alone, okay?
And I'm sure this place is safe
now that that killer guy is dead.
Safe? Safe.
Yeah, they said that every time.
And it's never true. And you know it.
Come on.
I'm your only son.
I am not your mother. Okay?
And the only reason
your father isn't kicked his 32 year
old son out of the house
because he's too much of a chicken shit.
But this place is a death sentence.
Sobbing. It is not my fault.
This is where you ended up.
Does my dad even know about this?
Rachel.
Oh stop it Jamie,
stop it with the theatrics, okay?
You're
the one that got kicked out of theater.
Can't remember.
What?
Turtle, do have fun at camp, sweetie.
Yeah, whatever.
Bitch.
So what?
Really hasn't killed your aunt?
It's actually a really interesting story.
So one night, me
and my friends got together.
And decided.
No no no no, no, not one of these,
I think.
Just tell me what happened.
Oh, okay.
I got drunk playing beer pong
with my friends and slipped and fell
in some water and, tore my rotator cuff
and had to get Tommy John surgery.
So that pretty much ended my career.
And I'm
Navin, and I see you, welcome,
new counselors.
We're so excited to have you here at Camp
Kiowa.
This this is your orientation,
after which we'll get your uniform.
And by tonight, your body's
going to be clean and ready for you.
Me and Sheila are thrilled to
have you all here.
No more horrific new stories,
just more fun, fun, fun.
I know you all have heard about
what's happened here.
That's all in the past.
No more killings will ever happen here.
Except for you guys killing it
and vibing to represent camp counselors.
Counselors. That's a huge responsibility.
So please
pay careful attention to the video.
Congratulations.
You have all been chosen.
You are going to be camp counselors.
You're a half killer.
Never mind me.
That's a guess.
I'll just go fuck myself then care.
Find out where Sissy Basic went to.
That's a big responsibility.
So please
pay careful attention to the video.
Now, your jobs here
at camp will differ from one to another.
Some of you will be in charge of arts
and crafts, while others of you
are in charge of water activities.
But one thing's for sure
you're all in charge
of your safety
and the safety of your campers.
So, ma'am, when do we start the fun?
Well, Sheila, I think that's up to them.
Oh, I can't.
Carry.
Are you in that dumpster?
Carrie, I've got your stupid face.
Wasn't that exciting?
Without any more delay,
we bring up your two bosses
for the second half of summer.
Maggie and Quinn.
I know
being somewhere
they can be scary, but this
this is a really awesome.
Henry?
Henry! Oh, what's going man?
Calm down.
Someone was chasing me, okay?
Some guy or woman or non-binary,
I don't judge.
I'm serious, man, I'm serious.
There's somebody out there.
We can't go that way.
Okay? Calm down, calm down.
I'm serious.
What was chasing a person? Who?
They were tall. Marvin.
No. I would have recognized Marvin.
This was not Marvin. Okay?
This is a fucked up dude.
Then who was it?
I don't know if they had a mask on.
I think I saw
your friends have been killed. Her?
No, I mean, are you saying
that they weren't your friends?
Okay, I don't think it's fair to rank them
and, like, what they meant to me.
So let's let's
just see our all dead, though, right?
That is enough.
No more talk about done.
Red face is dead.
Marvin, we need to talk now. Yeah.
Something weird is officially happening
here.
Right now is not the best.
My battery is gone. Oh. That's impossible.
It is possible.
It could happen.
We need to talk outside right now.
Sorry to interrupt. You.
But we need to talk now.
I don't appreciate you pulling us away.
I don't appreciate
being fucked around with.
Now you need to tell me exactly
what's happening at this camp.
Now you need to just calm down. You need.
This is nothing new.
You remember when your Jeep in 2017.
They stole your radio on spare tire?
Yeah, but there were bodies.
And I need four fucking bodies
hanging around the time to have bodies.
Either the city's missed him before.
You remember the couple
hanging up in the tree?
Yeah, I remember the trip.
They were up high
and nobody thought to look up.
But you found them and you cleaned it up?
Yeah. Okay.
No, no, I don't know, but I think
this new guy is clouding your judgment.
But I'm telling you this.
If you don't get your shit together,
I'm going to cancel the contract.
And you're not getting paid a penny.
But, Marvin, come on.
Look.
All right, we'll get back to work.
No, but we got no buts.
We got kids coming in two days,
and we've got kids
left over that are partially traumatized
from everything that's happened here.
And I need this camp
to be the way we know and love it,
so we can get started again. Okay,
at least these are charged for you
now, boys.
So you have a way to communicate
with each other when you're out there
in the woods by yourselves.
So. He's
killing me again.
He's.
You once again.
I just
don't know who you're messing with.
But I got my skills to work,
and I need to rely on work.
You know.
What's the point here anymore?
It's time to be like your.
You should be let up.
Be at.
I don't think you're smart enough.
I try not to, but I
apologize for my strange name.
I have an I 22 yard line.
I'm on.
I try to stay away.
I try there now.
I'm straightening my effort.
I swear to you, I'm.
I tried to get down.
I tried to munch, but
I haven't.
I swear to you. I'm.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry. And.
She really had my gloves in my
face shield right now. Fuck
you. Hey,
why don't I have cell phone service
so folks don't work out here.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
You're telling me
I can't use my cell phone at all?
My mom is not going to be cool with that.
We have a phone in the office
you can use to call your mommy.
It's a long day.
Yeah. Quinn.
Hey, guys. Hey.
What's up? You almost done? Yeah.
We're close. Yeah, we're getting there.
Why? What's up?
I'm just looking
for a couple of counselors.
Oh, okay.
So they're new
and they're already missing?
No, this guy is from the first round.
He survived.
Oh, okay. What's his name?
I don't remember off the top of my head.
Okay, well,
we can keep an eye out for you.
Okay?
Yeah, I appreciate that.
He wants to call you. Haha.
Or better yet, we can use The Shining
and get Ahold of her telepathically.
Just don't read my mind between 4 and 5.
It's really hard.
That was the Simpsons reference.
Yeah I think I love her.
I don't think that we should.
I don't think we should.
Could you lighten up?
Okay guys don't fight.
Yeah.
At least wait for the new counselors
to show up
before you decide who you're into or not.
Yeah, and if you're not here to party
and get away with whatever you want,
then what are you here for?
You know I'm only here for new content
and new followers.
People eat this place up.
So you're only here for social media?
Hell yeah.
Man, I don't think social media
should be the reason to do anything
if I'm being honest.
Unless you're trying to piss off your ex
boyfriend.
You know,
you should get some more video out here.
Two camera phones.
They still work,
so you can get whole two years of content.
One summer.
Do you? Drugs, Daria?
Oh, you didn't.
You know,
there
is one thing that is kind of strange.
My brother used to be a counselor
out here in the 90s,
and he would talk every day with my mother
about how this place was.
Wonder what happened to the 5G towers.
They fuck with the airwaves and shit.
I say we party.
Are you guys?
Hey, you know I do have drugs.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well.
Henry,
I think you make a pretty good team.
You know, it's touch and go for a while,
but we really came through for each other.
Nice work, dude. Yeah.
So what are you going to do after this
grocery shop?
Well, actually, I don't know.
I might have to mow the lawn tomorrow.
Then we got a proper tools for
the next job, and I go call my parents.
No, no, no. Sorry.
Is there anything you like to do
in your spare time?
Like, I don't usually baseball,
but what do you do now? Oh,
Well, I really marketing the company and
making sure that we have work lined up.
It's a really competitive
field these days, and, Henry,
what do you do for fun with your friends?
Oh, I really don't have any friends
we talking about.
I don't know, I'm older now.
Just what does that have to do with
anything?
I have friends, we're about the same age.
Yeah, I know, but I mean, don't
you feel like we're reaching that age
now where it's just, like, a hassle?
Like every single thing you have
to line up with every single person.
Hey, let's get together next Wednesday.
But next Wednesday turns into next month,
and next month turns into New Year's.
And then you're seeing your best friends
only on New Year's.
So 12 months go by and then that's it.
I mean,
I used to have
a really, really good group of friends.
We used to hang out.
But honestly,
I mean, these days, like, if I see him
maybe every six months, I'm lucky.
So, yeah, I really don't do much.
I like to play too.
Okay. What's up?
Hey, guys.
You having a moment out here?
Should I come back?
No, no.
We're fine.
We're just kind of celebrating
because we're pretty much done.
Nice.
Yeah, well, I actually came by to see if
you guys have seen that counselor at all.
I'm still looking for him. It's
getting kind of late.
Yeah, I know,
that's that's why I'm out looking for him.
I want to make sure we find them before
it's dark.
No, I haven't seen anybody. Yeah.
All right, well, thanks for trying.
I guess I'll see you later.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah.
I guess she's looking for an end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe you.
Will agree that we need to find her,
like, now.
Oh, she's in there.
She's doing drugs. Fantastic.
Yeah. Sounds good right now. Yeah.
Do we got some time?
Yeah. That's,
Maggie,
I think it's too fucking dangerous.
We need to talk now.
What about your mom?
Now, you don't understand.
You got to listen to us about these guys.
Okay, guys, let's turn this one
so we're not screwing the others.
What's going on?
Okay, look, look,
we found Ian's name tag, okay?
You found a name on a headless body,
a dead body.
Okay, well, what did you want?
But you didn't have a head.
Okay, then I don't understand
what we're overreacting.
Oh, well, like you found a name,
but what is she, the director, I guess.
Yeah.
No, what you're not understanding is.
Is that I found this on a body at
the archery range that didn't have a head.
It's Ian.
This still doesn't make sense to me,
because the thing is,
is, like, Ian would just loan his name,
tag out to different counselors, right?
Like trying to fool the campers.
So honestly,
it probably wasn't even. Yeah.
What do we need to do to prove to you
that not only red faces
here, but he's on a fucking rampage?
Well, proof would be nice,
you know, like, actually, Sienna.
So he's based on my model.
Yeah. The first sign of trouble.
You run. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Yeah,
I got. Yeah.
You guys are cute. So.
Just.
Out! Fire
rounds.
You got me.
You tell me something else.
The reason.
You all right?
I believe you.
Oh, my God.
We need to call the police.
Maggie, just.
She's gone.
Great.
Our plan is, in fact,
okay.
How do we make it to the main offices
without Red face doing this to us?
We should probably also tell Morgan
that his camp is never fucking safe.
Oh. We just can't be out in the open
like this.
We got to find a spot to sit down
and come up with a plan, please.
Do you have any idea where we need to go?
Yeah.
Let's just head over to uncle Mark church.
Oh, you mean the activity spa?
Oh, fucking stupid.
It's the garage. Wait, does he have a car?
Can we leave?
Well, he's got a Camaro, but it's just so.
Wait, you don't know how to drive a stick?
I got a license.
I don't know how to drive a stick.
Do you not drive a stick?
You kidding me?
I would have been out of here already
if I knew how to drive a stick. Shit.
Oh, man.
I should go anyway.
Okay.
Guys, let's get a phone out.
Whoa. What? No. What?
You want me to come right to us
or something?
Put that away.
I think the coast is clear.
We just got to be really careful.
What?
Oh, what?
Oh, fuck.
Is that a face nailed to a tree?
Oh, my God, she's got 40 lashes on.
Oh, my God, he skinned her alive
and put her face on a tree.
4 to 5 lashes to 40 eyeliner.
This guy's the biggest psychopath
that's ever lived.
Strong, beautiful, bold.
I can't believe we have to. We have to go.
We have to keep moving.
There is no way in hell
this is going to run.
This is even a Camaro.
I don't think this is the garage, Mike.
But we should still
try to see if this thing can turn over.
Oh, shit.
Freak!
Henry, what are you doing here?
I'm taking it now.
Here. What are you doing?
I got a car for I can.
Frank,
what the fuck are you doing out here?
It's okay. Why?
I have a secret weapon.
You have a secret weapon?
Is it your bicycle?
Because Red face is on a fucking rampage
right now.
There's a beast nailed to a tree
over there, I saw it.
Do you see her lashes?
I know, I didn't know 44, 40.
I don't know
what's going on with this thing,
but we need to get off of this subject
because we need to figure out
how to get to this garage.
Oh, you guys, over and over
and over and over again.
Not to come to the camp.
What do you do? That I get
paid to be here.
Do you?
You better be getting paid a lot.
Yeah, I am getting paid a lot.
I grew up here, so.
Okay, so all I need you to do
is please get out of here.
Also, do you have a phone or any way
to get out of here?
That's how they track you.
What?
They track you?
Who found them?
Yeah, them.
Okay, well, please be safe.
We have to go.
Okay? Okay.
All right.
Are you sure? You know, I'm just asking.
I'm fine.
You sure you're sleeping
in an abandoned car?
Well, you know better than this.
Better than that
person's face on the tree.
Okay, I'm going to call Mitch later
and let her know what's going
on. Fox. Are.
Go ahead, call her. But.
Oh. Okay, this is the garage.
Yeah. For you.
All right, let's go, guys.
Okay. It's locked.
So the keypad. Well, I don't know.
What do you do?
Oh, well, if the codes, it.
Like seven three, nine two.
This is perfect.
What would it be?
Your birthday.
Do you know the code?
We don't have a lot of time.
Okay, guys, you you got to hurry up.
That was it.
No. Oh.
You. That.
All right.
You had this mapped the entire time. Yeah.
Here's the plan.
What's one thing that. Right.
This doesn't hurt
dogs, children, children.
So here's the plan. We're here.
We make our way down the main path.
We get to the kids box,
we grab a kid each,
and then we make our way to Marvin
and Sheila's house, using them as a shield
so red base can't hurt us.
Because that's why you didn't hurt me
when I was.
Kids isn't her kids.
So what do we do?
We get kids,
and then we're not going to get hurt.
Yeah,
so we make our way down to the main path,
and we get to Marvin and Sheila's house
when we're there.
We used the phone, we call the police.
And if that doesn't work, we use dial up.
You said it yourself. They haven't.
Okay.
What are we going to use
to get them down there?
I got that all figured out.
This bait and switch.
Bait and switch.
Perfect. Yeah.
We lock them in Marvin's main office.
The one that he locks up
with this.
Okay.
I've been thinking
long and hard about this, guys,
and I think I want Braxton to be my shield
while considering on the tallest
one here.
I think I get Braxton,
I'm interested.
Call your mom.
Okay.
I think that we just get there first.
All right, let's go see.
The. Kevin.
All right,
I I'm going to go in and get Braxton.
Okay?
You guys stay here, wait a few seconds
and then follow me, okay?
Are you sure?
Of course I'm fucking sure. Okay.
The beginning of
this, I would have had you as a brave one.
Yeah. Now she's.
She's something else.
But, look, I wanted to say I'm sorry for
this night was not a part of the job
description. And
I am so sorry I got you into this.
Just.
Just know that, okay?
Well, that's
not the only thing you were wrong about.
What else was there?
The earlier
you said you were having friends.
I'm a friend.
Oh, this load of dynamite.
Oh, okay. Okay.
All right, all right. Okay.
She's already made it into the cabin.
She really shouldn't say.
How did you.
All right, let's go.
It's beautiful.
Mrs. beautiful.
Oh. Oh.
Braxton.
Brexit! Oh, what the fuck? You.
We need you.
Oh! Oh, man.
You want to dance, Baxter? Nights when?
Why don't you say so?
Let's go back. Going to the party.
There's Quint, because
finally, we've been waiting here,
patiently, to party.
And these are the kids that you brought.
These are the kids.
These are size people.
Our children.
Wow. Okay. How old are you?
You're 13.
I am 32.
Oh, well, I got my shit.
This party buddy right here. Okay,
you guys ready to party?
Everybody?
Oh, gosh.
Bring it down.
We got a party quietly.
Because we don't want everybody to know
that we're partying, right?
Has a secret
because you guys are underage.
We can get big trouble with partying
with you guys, right?
But you guys are cool, right?
You guys are cool.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
You stay nice.
Stay calm.
Stick by. Ain't.
Yeah. Don't eat, don't run, don't scream.
I think they have a right idea.
Shit.
Okay.
Oh. Oh, wait.
I lost the kids, so.
Oh. Quit.
Yeah.
No, we I I'm still here.
We just got to get to Marvin
and Chino's office.
Yeah, they have a phone.
It works. Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
Okay, we got the place.
Come on.
Marvin, she's got to get home.
Oh. You up?
Sheila?
Hey, Mr..
Mrs..
Kiowa, I see so much to
follow.
We're still just waiting for.
She's been watching us.
She's got cameras around this property.
How long has this been going on?
I never knew of this.
Okay, so we got to figure out
exactly what's happening.
We need a phone. Wait a second.
What did I just kick?
What is that?
What is that? I guess I'll find you.
Oh, I knew
there was
a reason this place did have a service.
Satellites all over us.
Okay,
but not just for home.
Oh. Oh, fuck.
No, I ask,
look at all the cell phones.
Cell phone, cell phone.
So cell phone.
Self help me.
Just fucking look at how old this one is.
How long is they doing this?
Does this mean Marvin read this?
I don't,
and, Sheila,
I think we need to have a little chat.
Oh, shit.
Sheila.
You couldn't even last one fucking day
here.
I'll come.
Marvin, you'll be the first person
in this family to die.
Your mom was lucky, but you.
Not so much. What?
Really? It's all right. Do.
No, it's not.
It's for.
What are you doing?
Lucas is our son.
We kept this place open
just so he could feed and kill.
We thought you'd like to help us.
Help you?
Do you know how many people this man
has killed?
Too many to count.
But really, it's the parents
fault for letting their kids come here.
All right.
I think I got this.
Okay.
Got you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that was not the target.
Henry Lockwood.
Who was that white girl?
And then any other.
Hey, how the fuck are.
Holy shit.
Yeah,
but I can't get a gun.
Somebody.
Stick!
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Nice work, guys.
Fucking.
Hey, man. Hey.
Good for you.
You're a really good Alex director.
Thank you for.
Oh, okay.
With the death toll
claiming to nine, this year's massacre
at the camp has been the bloodiest yet.
We here at channel 11 once again
send our thoughts and prayers
to the families of the countless of slain.
You know, I'm not really that cold.
Yeah, it's just like,
why are we wearing blankets?
Wait, where'd you guys get the cocoa?
You three all right?
I think so, yeah.
It's a pretty rough night.
Yeah.
You have no idea.
Now what?
This,
I don't know.
I guess we're out of work next year, but
I think I'm gonna take a second and,
spend some time with my friends.
Well,
I think I'm working on understand,
because you're going to.
You're going to take over camp.
I see you're going to run all of this
by yourself.
Well, there's that, and honestly,
that's super comfortable.
Okay. Yeah. All right.
You're going to take over the family
business.
You're you're.
No, no. Get away from me.
You guys wait for me.
What?
You say you love me.
You can always stay back.
When I needed you to take your love away.
I love you to this.
You were happy, gay,
but nothing.
Over two years since I'm on your way.
It's gonna take a while for me
to learn to live without you.
But now I need a spell.
And I can't be without you.
Day to day.
Oh, oh.
And. I'm so.
Happy you're here.
But you know I know what.
It's so tough your ways.
It's gonna take a while for me
to learn to live without you.
But now I want to, man.
And I can't do without you.
It's gonna take a while
for me to live without you.
I know these things.
And I can't wait to
be. All right, Brandon,
this is for the end credits of the movie.
This is your cast and crew singing
Killing Me Softly by the Fugees.
I don't know when the words come in
his love
with his fingers not stroking,
stroking with his fingers.
Yes, all my love.
You know.
Singing my heart with this song
and clearing my whole life with him
I don't know what's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Killing me so slowly I know that is where
I lay the song
with his song.
Something so cute.
Damn tune you.
You didn't kill me softly.
No, you just got some good, bad.
I wouldn't worry,
because they already know.
I'm sorry. No, me.
Read your mind.
That's just the way it goes.
And you just write me
and you say so.
Much nothing happened to
the house.
You, me.
Now you got me to tell me something.
Now. Sorry to.
I wouldn't have to know.
Because. Why?
What you care
if you cross that bridge?
It's not me in the mirror.
It'll be all right
if you say so.
Heroin
is friend from before.
You know.
I just wrote in into camp karaoke.
You got any kids?
You want to get rid of them?
You send them here.
Don't come here at all for anything.
It's quiet here.
Too quiet.
Just last night.
Another massacre.
I know you're thinking.
Another massacre. Free?
Yes. Another massacre.
So I'm running around,
see if there's any curious
characters about.
And, only seen anything.
It's kind of quiet here. Too quiet.
I met my first wife here, Camp Coyote.
I see,
And hopefully she's dead.
You never know.
Oh, and here's what.
Here's a chapel. Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, no. Oh.
All right,
garbage cans says balls.
I don't know if they're sacrilege
or not. I.