When Adam Changes (2023) Movie Script

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FUN FILM PRESENTS
A PARCE QUE FILMS PRODUCTION
A MOVIE BY JOL VAUDREUIL STARRING...
PRODUCED BY
DAVID PIERRAT AND OLIVIER PICARD
I've always said you had a long torso.
Oh no, oh no.
You're finished, Joe. Finished!
No!
No, have mercy!
Monique's tailbone is killing her.
She had to go see Dr. Lavigne.
Isn't he a bit old to be
playing with figurines?
He seems kinda slow, no?
Apparently some people eat it raw.
Pretty crazy, isn't it?
Seems kinda iffy with the worms and stuff.
That right?
They call it "steak tartare."
Might as well call it "you're done for."
You're done for.
-Get it?
-Yeah!
Watch out! Cannonball!
My God that kid's gotten fat!
Here I come!
Hearts.
Good night!
What's with the voice?
Still hasn't broken?
He sounds like a girl.
-Good night, son.
-Good night. You brush your teeth?
Yes, Mom.
I've always said you had a long torso.
A long torso...
A long torso...
WHEN ADAM CHANGES
He was dressed so preppy.
And he was like, I'm not preppy.
-But he was dressed so preppy.
-Totally preppy.
Get in here!
Stay still, don't move.
Facking hell! Nice bod.
Nice titties you've got there, Adam.
You know sometimes, Adam...
I think about how sad it is
that I'm the one who'll ever see...
this dream bod of yours.
Such a cute little belly.
Belly....
Belly!
He's super red.
Now people will see
exactly what you are...
a greasy little pig.
Ha! So much olive oil!
Summer holidays
So, we can use the summer to get ahead.
You never know when
or in what kind of situation...
...to produce an argumentative essay.
Quietly, please.
Have a good summer, Mr. Richard.
School's out!
I can finally go back to
my vampire life.
It's crazy how cold he is.
Like he's dead inside.
I told him, "Have a good summer"
and he didn't even answer.
I want to suck your blood!
Going away in the end?
No, my dad took this big job
so we're staying here.
I have to help my mom
with the baby. You?
No. My dad told me I have to work.
I'm just hoping he forgets.
Anyway, we never go on vacation.
When my parents used to go away,
they'd dump me at Ange's.
But now...
Yeah. How's that going?
I mean, not much to say.
Funeral is next week.
And my mom's always crying.
Let's hang out this summer!
Thanks! You're so funny!
-Bye!
-Bye.
Go on! Go for it!
Hi. Shall we sign each other's agendas?
Finally summer. About time.
I thought you liked school.
I do, but the break will be nice.
We won't have to deal with
Mr. Richard's mysterious gaze.
Argumentative... essay...
Tell me about it. He's so random.
Your parents doing okay?
Your sister told me
about your grandma.
Oh, yeah. They're definitely...
Jeez, Glazer, stop! What are you doing?
Leave him alone.
Facking hell, Jeanne, you're hot AND nice.
...so he asked a friend to do
the pedals and did the rest.
Wait up guys, what're you talking about?
The guy with the busted foot.
That shit's fucked!
Sick.
You okay?
Glazer's a total dick.
Poor little Pierrot,
he's always on his own.
Alright scram, Adam!
Go play with the little boy
and let the adults play cards!
Huh? No! I don't even know him.
I dunno what to say to him.
I said, scram!
Go play with the little boy.
-Scram. Shoo shoo!
-Shoo shoo!
-Wanna play something?
-Yeah. I'd like to go on the seesaw.
Eight of hearts.
Eight of hearts!
Looks like Adam's really
gotten fat, eh?
A real little porker.
-No!
-Oh no!
God! You're so clumsy!
Don't just stand there!
Help that poor little boy!
-Oh my god!
-Nnnnoo!
What the hell are you doing!
Oh my god!
-Oh my god!!
-You poor poor thing!
Mmm, looks good!
Shall I serve everyone?
Grandma's service is next Saturday.
Uncle Mario's going to
stay here for a few weeks.
Just until we figure everything out.
But don't worry!
Everything's gonna be fine!
It's going to be a great summer,
in spite of it all.
And Adam... tomorrow's the day!
I'll come to Daniel's with you.
He'll explain what you need
to do while he's away.
He said his son goes to school with you?
You must know him.
The Brousseau kid, Kevin Brousseau.
Must be a friend of yours.
Brousseau.
Kevin Brousseau. You know him?
You'll see, it'll be fun.
You'll get some sun.
You'll earn some money
and develop your independence.
It's an important thing, independence.
Oh yeah, and Mr. Bibeau wants you
to mow his lawn.
He can't do it himself,
since he had surgery.
You'll see, he's a real nice guy
that Mr. Bibeau.
Your mom bought you a new outfit.
You don't get a second chance
to make a first impression!
I hung them on your closet door.
Derek, Derek, Derek...
Here we are at last.
Know how I know
that I'll get out of this?
What? Get out of this?
Alone, against the Gang of Heinous Shadows?
Because I might be outnumbered
but I've got speed on my side.
Turn it down! We're going to bed!
- What the hell? It's been three minutes!
- Shhh, quiet! Come on, let's go.
Hey there! Come on in.
Wowee, hellava place you got here.
Thanks very much.
Yup, leaving real soon.
Finishing the packing,
then tonight... takeoff!
Lots to do still but I always have time
for a brewsky with a coworker.
Traveling sure is swell.
-For sure.
-Thanks!
This a local brew?
Never had this kind.
Oh no no, not local.
You'll see, not bad at all.
This a blond, then?
Oh wow, yeah.
Sure hits the spot!
Kevin! Come in the kitchen!
Kevin, show Adam around,
and tell him what he has to do.
'Cuz I'm already on vacation!
He's already on vacation.
Yes siree.
Water the plants
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Especially the tall one
near the front door.
It's a rare plant...
Be careful with it.
Plant... near door...
is... expensive...
These are my consoles. They're off limits.
That's Tubby, my mom's cat.
He has no legs.
To pet him, you pick him up
and put him on your lap.
And when you're done...
you put him half in his litter
and half near his food and water.
Clean the litter every day.
This is Jimbo. He needs to be taken out...
mornings and evenings...
to the park, I think.
He has to sleep
in his crate in the basement...
or he breaks things.
Oh ok, uhh... Jimbo... in his crate.
Seriously, I don't get
why you're doing this.
I wouldn't want to look after
other people's stuff.
I'd way rather go on vacation.
Like we're going to do tons
of cool stuff on our trip.
Anyway.
The pool's pretty complicated.
Something with the PH,
I dunno how to do it.
My dad hired a professional
to take care of it.
Apparently he's like
the very best around here.
Not just anyone can afford it. Anyway.
Just don't go in the pool.
He'll know right away.
Oh.
-Wow!
-This is my room.
I've got tons of comics.
Don't read them they're mine.
Oh.
That's pretty much it.
You can go now.
I want to read some comics
and relax a bit before we go.
You smell kinda weird.
I don't want you stinking up my room.
Ah look at that, the pool professionals.
Apparently they're really good, Adam.
Not just anyone can afford it.
So great, you'll earn some cash...
and become more resourceful and independent.
That's important, son...
being resourceful and independent.
Mr Bibeau's waiting for you.
See you in a bit, kiddo!
This way, I'll show you the machine.
Here she is!
I've always had a beautiful lawn.
People tell me all the time.
If it wasn't for my heart...
I'd take care of it
myself, believe you me!
I'll get you to mow it on Thursdays.
Unless the weather says different.
Sometimes it's better to wait.
Don't want it getting all dry and unruly.
Like they say,
sometimes it's out of our hands.
Get what I'm saying?
Every time you mow
you need to change directions.
One week this direction,
the next that direction.
And when you mow, you always go over
the same section by a wheel's width.
So you don't miss any small bits.
Try it. You'll see...
She's a little gem.
But with a motor inside!
That's the crank there
and the gas is there.
Nuh-no give it sharp tugs, and harder.
Nuh-no, not like that!
Look at the dial.
You need more gas at the start.
Nuh-no, look! It's there... more...
Come on! It's not complicated!
If it wasn't for my heart,
I'd do it myself.
It's not that hard!
Did you really think I was going
to sit around waiting for you, John.
Timmy came back on his motorcycle
and nothing can stop us now!
We're going to travel the world
dishing out justice to thugs!
"Thugs" like me, you mean?
Free, free to sail across seas,
soar through the skies...
or kicking up dust
on deserted back roads.
They're here.
Come on now, Mario!
Welcome, Uncle Mario!
Because I may be outnumbered
but I've got speed on my side.
Because I may be outnumbered
but I've got speed on my side.
What's he doing?
Ugh! Jesus!
I'm gonna have fish sticks
and my mom's got cheese sticks...
and I think she has other
flavors of sticks too.
I've been having
super weird dreams lately.
Last night I was horseback riding,
but on a dog.
A huge dog.
And then I realize it's Jimbo.
I'm happy, I'm having fun,
it's not scary.
I kick him to go faster,
like you do with a horse.
He starts running and it's super fun,
the trees are whizzing by.
I close my eyes
and I feel the wind on my face.
Then I hear this sound
and I realize I'm sitting on my grandma.
And I'm hurting her 'cuz I'm heavy.
I panic.
I get off and I tell her I'm so sorry,
I feel so bad.
I'm so sorry, I thought it was the dog...
And when she stands up,
she has Glazer's face.
And she starts laughing at me.
I woke up super confused.
Yikes, that's fucked.
-Kevin's parents have a sweet pad, hey?
-Sure do!
I used to go swimming
in their giant pool all the time.
He's seriously such an idiot.
Who does he even think he is?
Some kind of a prince.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean I'm not jealous
of his pool and his vacation.
I gotta go. I've got to mow
Mr. Bibeau's lawn tomorrow morning and...
he's pretty intense.
Hey, gotta light?
No, sorry.
You've got a dog?
No it's Kevin's dog.
I'm watching it while he's away.
It's kinda my job.
-Who? Kevin Brousseau?
-Yeah.
Must be a posh dog.
And is that your--
No Jimbo! Jimbo no! No!
Jimbo, calm down!
Calm down!
No Jimbo, calm down!
Come here, Jimbo...
Oh boy.
That big lump holding the leash,
no wonder the dog's nuts.
Quit it, Glazer, that's mean!
-Big lump... Sick.
-Jimbo, calm down.
Hey, you guys going
to Marianne's party Saturday?
For sure!
Wouldn't miss it for the world!
"Wouldn't miss it for the world"
You're so bad.
Nailed it.
I'm gonna whoop your ass!
Adam! Phone!
-Hello?
-Hey! Wicked about the party, right?
-Yeah I didn't think...
-You know what this means right?
Man! Glazer always gets smashed at parties
and Jeanne hates it.
She's always looking for someone
to dance with... This is your chance!
Get it? That's why she invited us.
My grandma's funeral is that day.
Oh, seriously? Come after.
I swear Jeanne's gonna want to dance.
You've got till Saturday to practice.
Get on it!
Okay, I'll come by after.
-What's the address?
-1632 Precipice Street.
-Okay, bye.
EXTREME CHALLENGE 2: THE REMATCH
THE APOCALYPSE SURVIVORS
FIRE BOLHORRIBLE EXPLOSION
FISTFIGHT REVENGE
NINJA ACADEMY / RACE OF FEAR
SACRED KNIVES
SPECIAL AGENT AGENCY
THE FORCESHEILD
Karine?
He's not coming.
Sabrina!
-James!
-Sabrina! Sabrina...
She's finicky.
Put it in turtle mode first then pull.
Switch to rabbit when it starts
and fiddle with the gas...
Gotta pull a bit harder.
Come on, put
some muscle into it!
Kinda feeble... jeez!
No! You gotta give'r.
Oh come on!! Harder!
Here. Here. There.
Have to go back over that bit.
There too... And there...
Shoulda gone closer to the bush there.
That bit's bad.
Have to go back over that there.
There too.
So Mariette,
you lose ten points for each clue.
Okay.
This summer sport
involves an animal cohort.
Rodeo.
-I'll take a clue.
-No! It's rodeo!
Okay Mariette,
a clue and minus ten points.
Hallmarks of this dangerous sport
are plaid shirts and a hat to boot.
She must regret that. It's rodeo.
I'll take the clue. Sports isn't my thing.
God, what does that matter?!
It's clearly rodeo.
Clearly! God.
Minus ten points.
When this sport's fans take it easy,
they listen to Western music and country.
Ro-de-o!
Oh come on!
I'll take the final clue.
Are you sure, Mariette?
You have ten points left.
If you don't get the answer,
you'll lose all your points.
Yes. The clue, please.
-It's obviously rodeo.
-Obviously!
On a bull or a horse,
they compete till the clock runs its course.
Yes Mariette?
Bullfighting.
Wrong answer, Mariette.
Bullfighting?!
Give Mariette a hand.
Better luck next time maybe.
Let's say hi to Mariette's family.
Who's here with you today?
No one. My husband
Bertrand's home with a sore back...
and my
daughter lives 30 minutes away...
My goodness!
So kids, as you know tomorrow's
the service for Ange.
A few people
will be speaking at the church.
Your aunt and I thought it'd be nice...
for the grandkids to go up
and pay tribute to their grandma.
No way, Mom! No chance
I'm going to talk.
I'm bad at it and it's too stressful.
I don't know what to say when I'm sad!
Actually we were thinking
one kid per family could talk.
A kind of representative
for each family's kids.
SPEECH ABOUT GRANDMA
DEAR...
What is that?!
Take that, you horrible monster!
...and we'll see your
true colors, you snake.
Darn, Gendron!
Seems I only run into you at funerals!
Sure looks that way...
Dear Grandma...
No. Dear Grandma... Dear Ange...
Dear Ange...
-Let's go, don't embarrass me, get going.
-Awww, Moooom.
Bob! Hey, Bob!
Bob! Hey!
We're gathered today
to honor the memory of a woman...
Ange Thibodeau...
who lived a modest life...
full of generosity and sharing.
You loved birds so much, Mom.
You always had a bit of bread
to throw them.
I hope you're out there somewhere...
soaring the skies with them.
With the cardinals, sparrows, robins...
pigeons, doves, turtledoves,
and blue jays.
One time Grandma tried to save us
from falling in the creek behind her house.
She grabbed us
by our t-shirt sleeves to yank us away.
But she slipped on a rock
and pushed us in the water.
Then she fell on top of us!
It hurt but then we laughed.
A lot.
Dear grandmother, dear Ange,
you're among the angels now--
Oopsy! Oh my...
Like this.... No, like this....
You're among the angels now,
where you can finally play cards...
with people you loved and lost,
since they're among the angels too.
That's not normal.
Didn't know her but my uncle used to work
with her brother-in-law's brother, Marcel?
Dunno, I'm so bad with names.
Come with me.
1632 PRECIPICE STREESorry again I couldn't come.
Did it go okay?
-Yeah, I spoke at the front.
-No way I'd do that. I'd freeze for sure.
Meh, it's not as bad as you think
and it's over with now.
There it is!
Haha no way!
He was playing with a screwdriver
instead of a pick...
Never woulda thought of that!
-Must fuck up the guitar.
-Or fixes it 'cuz it's a screwdriver?
Kinda like the dude
playing drums with his sandals...
but his drums were just
tin cans and a pot.
-And sandals?
-Nuh-no, the sandals were the drumsticks.
I started finding these little things
and collecting them.
Oh yeah? Unique collection.
I used to collect, like, rocks
when I'd go on trips with my parents.
-Uhh, do you want them?
-Yeah! That'd be cool.
-You remember where they're from?
-Yeah I've got a binder and everything...
I invited Adam, I didn't think he'd come.
Look, he's here.
-What're you doing here?
-I...
Seriously! You're in my face all day
at school and at the house...
and now you show up here?
What're you doing here?
Give me a break!
I don't need my obese little brother
in my face all the time, okay?
Got it?
Whoa, Karine, it's cool.
Jeanne invited us...
we're allowed to be here.
Don't worry, we'll steer clear of you.
Then he tries to headbutt me,
but I dodge it.
You take all the names
and you rank them.
-Your favorite first?
-Yeah, 1 is your favorite.
...he puts a spider in his bag,
but like a big one!
Oh yeah... ew!
I'm gonna check out the BMX trails
and do jumps with Jimmy and Chabot.
Jumps should be sweet there,
we'll see I guess...
No, let go! I said fucking let go!
You think I'm stupid or something?
-Course not, relax!
-I saw you staring at her, you pig.
No way, you're being paranoid!
Come on, c'mere.
-You're such a fucking pig!
-Karine. Karine!
You're freaking out over nothing,
I'm telling you!
What, she left? Already?
Hey.
Hi.
Ugh, not this song! Hang on, how 'bout...
The song from the movie!
I just love this song.
Facking hell, babe! It's your song!
You're crazy.
Yeah? What's up?
Something I can help you with, torso?
Wasn't my favorite movie,
but yeah I saw it.
It was obvious he'd show up
at the dance, no?
Yeah true,
but I still think it's pretty good.
Okay, take it slow...
Yeah? What's up?
Something I can help you with, torso?
Have to go over that part again.
There too. You missed some.
Some there too.
One look at those hands...
it's clear you haven't
done much manual labor.
Don't forget to do another pass,
by a wheel's width.
Need to go over this bit again.
Not like that!
No, ric... Asshole!
I know about... No! Listen to me!
Fucking listen!
You say that but how can even I trust you?
It feels like you're bullshitting me.
No way. Absolutely fucking not.
I saw you! Not like I'm making it up!
ric!
Oh, oh yeah?
Right, just magically. I don't think so!
Your cousins are here, Adam.
We're sorting out
some things for Ange's estate.
Take the twins with you.
This house is so big,
and the consoles are so cool.
-Not thirsty anymore!
-If I lived in a house like this...
I'd have so many parties.
Then more parties after that.
We'd have tons of snacks and juice.
Y'know the little juice boxes?
We'd laugh all the time
and people would come over and laugh too.
It'd be so funny!
We'd have hiding spots 'n fights 'n races.
We'd play all the time. We'd be hilarious.
Hello?
Now that's a pool!
I wish my parents would buy a pool.
What's that kid dragging behind him?
Don't know why
he's always dragging a pole...
I've never been game to ask.
Shall we go play mini golf?
So? How'd it go with the twins?
Meh, went fine.
They came over to Brousseau's with me.
They played video games...
then we went to play mini golf.
It was fine.
You? What did you do today?
Nothing.
-You okay, Karine?
-Uh, yeah.
Hello?
Just a moment please.
Adam! Phone! It's for you!
-Hello?
-Adam? It's Mr. Bibeau...
Listen, Adam...
The day after tomorrow might not
be the best time to mow the lawn.
Been keeping an eye on the weather
and they're calling for rain.
And the grass needs
to be cut dry if we want it even.
Since it'll probably rain,
we need to cut it while it's still dry.
If it weren't for my surgery
I wouldn't have to organize all this...
-And you think he'll come save you...
-He will! And you'll regret this.
...they stopped to use the phone...
because my grass was
so lovely and so inviting!
So many people don't have a clue
what they're doing.
And if you look at their lawns, it shows.
Some people say
you can tell what a person's made of...
by the quality of their lawn.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
Nothing, you hear me...
nothing and nobody gets in my way!
Oh Derek!
No, nothing and nobody....
DEAR JEANNE...
I'VE WANTED TO WRITE FOR A LONG TIME...
AND TELL YOU HOW I FEEL...
Check it out, he's sure on a mission.
Hey Jeanne, have a great summer!
You're so funny and so nice! -Maude
What's up Jeanne!
Hope your summer's
as funny and awesome as you!
Hi have a good summer! You're fun.
Have a fun summer
you're so nice and really funny!
You're funny!
Nice!
Have a good summer!
I found a summer job for you...
filling in for the sun!
Hi, Adam. I was waiting for you.
I'm so happy to see you.
I missed you.
Jeanne? Jeanne, meow!
Meow! Meow!
Meow, no!
Dammit.
Come on...
Come on, dammit!
-So how's work?
-Ugh, boring.
I'd rather be on vacation like Kevin.
-You know Mr. Bibeau?
-Oh boy.
He's so intense about his lawn.
Don't think I've ever
seen him with a shirt on.
Me neither!
We should totally get a bongo, babe.
Then we can jam
even though we can't really play.
The other day people
were playing guitar...
If we had a bongo...
I could've jammed with them.
No one would've noticed.
-Hey, Jeanne!
-Stop, what are you doing? Sit down.
How much is a bongo anyway?
13, 16, 23 bucks?
No clue... I'll have to check later.
-Hey Jeanne, what's up?
-Hi.
-Cool party at Marianne's.
-Yeah it was cool.
I was really drunk.
I was a total mess when my grandparents
came for brunch on Sunday.
Oh yeah?
I can't believe how hot it is.
Right? It's like the city's on broil.
When we lived on Mercier
we used to have a pool.
It was wicked,
I'd spend the whole summer in there.
Rad. Pools are the coolest.
Hey Adam, isn't there a pool
at the Brousseau place?
Yeah they have a big pool.
They've got everything.
Yeah, I'd love to find a pool somewhere.
Supposed to be super hot
for the next few days.
Same, the public pool's
not opening for two weeks still.
Apparently something happened to it.
Adam, you work even when it's hot out?
Yeah same as usual.
Well Jeanne, I'm working
at the Brousseau's tomorrow.
You could use the pool
after I'm done work if you want.
Seriously? That'd be wicked.
Yeah for sure...
You can come by
once I'm done everything, like seven?
That'd be awesome.
Cool! You know where it is?
Kevin's house?
The big white house on the corner?
Yep that's the one.
Perfect... wow thanks, I'll be there.
Excellent.
-Bye, see ya.
-See ya.
Yep, see you tomorrow!
Have a good day, Uncle.
There to your right.
Yep, good... keep going, over th...
Good luck, champ!
Hey!
Hi!
I'm glad you came.
Woot woot! Wait up, babe!
I thought it'd be
more fun with more people.
We can play games in the pool that way.
Hope that's okay.
-Oopsies!
-No!
Facking hell!
Nice place, shrimp head.
Real spacious too.
Yeah it's big, isn't it? So nice.
Get over here you.
Woah, sweet pad!
Shit, I can't wait to get in the pool.
Same! Pass me one of those.
Cannonball!!
It was crazy, the lady working was like...
"Put that down, young man."
And I was like, "Ma'am, it's mine.
"I had it when I came in.
It's a birthday gift from my mom."
Get in here, Adam!
We were just saying
we need some more titties in here.
Yeah so nuts.
That other dude at the match,
the fat guy with a bird on his arm.
At first you don't think he's strong
but he makes it to the top...
and gets the belt
at the top of the ladder.
-What kinda bird?
-A big blue and yellow one, a budgie.
-As big as a cat.
-So a parrot.
Yeah, yeah a parrot.
Was blanking on the name.
Haha, a big budgie...
No one cares about the bird guy!
The best is the dude
with the chili bracelets.
Crazy?
-Crazy Jonas!
-Yeah that's it!
Nothing to eat around here, jeez!
I've got chips in my bag over there...
-Okay.
-Follow me.
She's not super confident.
Remember drama class?
She's definitely kinda awkward
but hey she tries...
Yeah 'course...
She tries but like...
make an effort but don't be obvious.
Like be more low-key about it.
Showing up to school in white pants is
playing with fire...
It's the fireball castle...
kick 'em outta the castle...
Found the best thing in the whole place!
This yours Adam?
You go check your little hiding spots
after you do the dusting?
It's not mine...
Must've already been here.
-Who does she think she is?
-I know..
What'd she say?
Like, "I'm just looking in your
direction not at you."
"Not at you
just in your direction."
Like at the clock or something.
Yeah like, "I wanna know the time
and you just happen to be there."
Yeah...
But the other girl was a loose canon.
Just wanted a fight.
Yeah well if she hadn't put on
those white pants...
-Those fucking white pants!
-Yeah probably would've been fine.
Even still everyone knows
she's all over the place.
Where's ric?
Have you seen him?
No, dunno.
But a lot of it is just rumors.
Like the story about how
she saw a ghost in an old house.
But I asked her and that never happened.
Are you serious?
I've told that story so many times!
That's what I mean!
The fight really happened...
but you really gotta watch
what you believe...
Karine! Wanna go back in the pool?
Come on let's go!
It'll be fun!
Out of my way.
Fuck you!
Facking hell!
No! Don't go!
Eesh!
-Eesh, poor Karine, she didn't know?
-Dunno but I'd rather not get involved.
He's nuts, facking hell.
-I feel like it was obvious.
-Like I say, I'd rather stay out of it.
I feel like it was obvious and anyway...
if don't see it
it's because you don't want to.
-Follow me, buddy.
-You're my buddy.
Yeah, you're my buddy too.
I'm your buddy and you're my buddy.
He's gotta steal the crown
to take the kingdom.
Facking hell!
What the fuck is that?!
What is that? Half a cat?!
A cat torso! It's so ugly!
A cat torso, that's so sick.
A cat torso's like the raddest.
Sick.
Yuck! Stop!
Woah watch out!
Glazer, what are you doing?!
Stop, what are you doing?!
-No!!
-Glazer!!
That's so sick.
Why do you always do dumb shit like that?!
I hate it...
That cat didn't do anything
even if it's not a whole cat.
Why do you always do such dumb shit?
It's like you like being a dumbass...
and doing dumb shit.
Why do you always do dumb shit?
I don't like that kind of dumb shit.
Only dumbasses do dumb shit.
You're acting like a dumbass.
Even if it's not a whole cat...
you shouldn't do stuff like that.
What if you had no legs and...
For real, man, you look like
a big sticky larva right now.
...it's a lot more dangerous for cats.
You're such fucking dumbass sometimes!
Such a--
Give it a rest for two seconds,
for fack's sake!
I may be outnumbered,
but I've got speed on my side.
You okay?
Eww. Don't touch me.
Oh baby...
you okay, baby?
Oh baby, my poor little baby...
You okay, baby? Poor baby.
Fuck it.
You okay?
Meh.
Yeah.
There!
Yeah and behind there too.
Yeah over to the right a bit
and in front of you too.
Yeah and there.
There's another one!
And another one there.
There's one behind there too.
Yeah behind the branch.
Bye.
Because I may be outnumbered
but I've got speed on my side.