Where Are We? (2017) Movie Script
dripping
alien ambience
(groovy music)
shitty engine
Gee, this place looks spooky!
Like, you're telling me!
Re roo!
Alright gang, everyone to the front.
So what's the plan here, big boy?
wink wink
unzipping sound
slap
It's simple.
We wait for our mysterious ghost to stop by
we snap a photo
and we get the hell outta here!
Like, I think you're skipping a step, Red!
Rehehehehe!
I didn't forget Stoney
but not until after, okay gang?
groans
(mysterious music)
Like...
I don't think anyone's coming, Red.
It's too soon to tell.
We've been working for almost half an hour!
Let's get high!
Let's smoke some weed!
giggle
I don't know...
Might as well if we're still waiting.
Okay. Alright.
I call greens!
Woah! Woah Woah!
Cool down there Val!
This is my weed we're smoking, alright?
What ever happened to ladies first?
I'm a lady!
Psh!
Like, I'm no lady but...
it is my bong!
bong bubbling sound
DOOBIE!!
Rehehehehehehe!
(ominous music)
(funky jam)
Jiiinnnkeees!
Like...
This is some good shit, Red!
What?
Huh?
You're getting kind of fat, Red.
And you're getting on my nerves
bitch!
What did I tell you about calling me a bitch
outside of the bedroom?
Any other night, this would be our bedroom.
playful giggling
I love you guys.
Re rove rou roo Raisy!
Do you guys remember that time in the old park?
The summer after high school?
Like...
Was that when I got you guys to trip for the first time?
Rot ry rirst rime!
all laugh
Like, that was the first
and the last time I ever ate a whole sheet!
Jesus!
That was the first time that
I really felt like I could fit in somewhere.
I never knew I could take it in the-
Shhh!
There were a lot of firsts that night...
Mmm!
Like, I gotta say...
You guys are, like, the coolest cats around!
I'm glad I got held back those two extra years.
Wait... what?
knocking
ZOINKS!
Alright, everybody be quiet.
ROBODY'S ROME!!
Goddamn it, Doobie.
Police!
We're fucked.
Open up!
Evening sir.
Hi...
You kids out having a little bit of fun-
coughing
...fun in there?
No we're just doing our job, sir!
Like...
He can totally smell the cotton mouth!
Shhhh!
Oh yeah? Does that job entail you smoking marijuana?
Not us sir!
Do you guys smell any, uh, mari-
What did you say it was?
Marijuana, son.
Mar... marijuana?
Alright.
I'm gonna need you guys to step out of the vehicle.
No you don't understand officer
we're trying to catch a ghost!
Like...
did someone say GHOST!?
Rhost?
AAAUUUGGHHHH!!
(chase music)
Stop!
Punch it, Red!
Kill the lights, Val!
screaming
tires screeching
Like, over here Doobie!
AAAAUUGGHHHHH!
Ah! Oww! Auugghhh!
Oh my god! There they are!
Come on! Come on!
Meddling kids!
Where'd the cop go?
Like, it's like he vanished!
Roo rlow!
Rehehehehe!
I think you're right, Doobie.
Nice plan, Red.
Well fuck gang...
Maybe there wasn't a ghost after all...
yelling
(psychedelic music)
alien ambience
(groovy music)
shitty engine
Gee, this place looks spooky!
Like, you're telling me!
Re roo!
Alright gang, everyone to the front.
So what's the plan here, big boy?
wink wink
unzipping sound
slap
It's simple.
We wait for our mysterious ghost to stop by
we snap a photo
and we get the hell outta here!
Like, I think you're skipping a step, Red!
Rehehehehe!
I didn't forget Stoney
but not until after, okay gang?
groans
(mysterious music)
Like...
I don't think anyone's coming, Red.
It's too soon to tell.
We've been working for almost half an hour!
Let's get high!
Let's smoke some weed!
giggle
I don't know...
Might as well if we're still waiting.
Okay. Alright.
I call greens!
Woah! Woah Woah!
Cool down there Val!
This is my weed we're smoking, alright?
What ever happened to ladies first?
I'm a lady!
Psh!
Like, I'm no lady but...
it is my bong!
bong bubbling sound
DOOBIE!!
Rehehehehehehe!
(ominous music)
(funky jam)
Jiiinnnkeees!
Like...
This is some good shit, Red!
What?
Huh?
You're getting kind of fat, Red.
And you're getting on my nerves
bitch!
What did I tell you about calling me a bitch
outside of the bedroom?
Any other night, this would be our bedroom.
playful giggling
I love you guys.
Re rove rou roo Raisy!
Do you guys remember that time in the old park?
The summer after high school?
Like...
Was that when I got you guys to trip for the first time?
Rot ry rirst rime!
all laugh
Like, that was the first
and the last time I ever ate a whole sheet!
Jesus!
That was the first time that
I really felt like I could fit in somewhere.
I never knew I could take it in the-
Shhh!
There were a lot of firsts that night...
Mmm!
Like, I gotta say...
You guys are, like, the coolest cats around!
I'm glad I got held back those two extra years.
Wait... what?
knocking
ZOINKS!
Alright, everybody be quiet.
ROBODY'S ROME!!
Goddamn it, Doobie.
Police!
We're fucked.
Open up!
Evening sir.
Hi...
You kids out having a little bit of fun-
coughing
...fun in there?
No we're just doing our job, sir!
Like...
He can totally smell the cotton mouth!
Shhhh!
Oh yeah? Does that job entail you smoking marijuana?
Not us sir!
Do you guys smell any, uh, mari-
What did you say it was?
Marijuana, son.
Mar... marijuana?
Alright.
I'm gonna need you guys to step out of the vehicle.
No you don't understand officer
we're trying to catch a ghost!
Like...
did someone say GHOST!?
Rhost?
AAAUUUGGHHHH!!
(chase music)
Stop!
Punch it, Red!
Kill the lights, Val!
screaming
tires screeching
Like, over here Doobie!
AAAAUUGGHHHHH!
Ah! Oww! Auugghhh!
Oh my god! There they are!
Come on! Come on!
Meddling kids!
Where'd the cop go?
Like, it's like he vanished!
Roo rlow!
Rehehehehe!
I think you're right, Doobie.
Nice plan, Red.
Well fuck gang...
Maybe there wasn't a ghost after all...
yelling
(psychedelic music)