Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut? (2024) Movie Script
Sebas loved it,
and the most romantic thing
he has ever told a man
was if he accepted Visa.
Well, it means what a good choice.
Well, ngeles helped me to choose it.
By the way, last night
I left ngeles in her hotel room
and she looked so beautiful
and so relaxed,
I was flipping out.
What happened?
Esteban! I'm so glad that you came!
She is possessed by the devil.
Marcelo, get dressed, by God,
I'm not made of stone.
What have I done?
- ngeles!
Don't come in! No, no, no!
Get out! No!
Fucking self-tanner!
Uhh, get water.
- Holy?
She isn't bothered by anything,
she has so much patience.
I wish I were more like that.
And they make such a beautiful couple.
I like it when good things happen
to people who love each other so much.
Like the wedding, right?
It's a good thing.
Have you seen this disgrace?
I can't get married like this!
Girl, what have you done?
You look like Hellboy.
Truth be told,
she did look a bit pale,
but I did warn her that
it would turn out like that.
I looked like a corpse.
Do you want some water?
- No!
I just wanted to gain a bit more color
to look better in the pictures,
which I'll have for the
rest of my life, Esteban.
I've been planning this day
for so long. Everything is ruined!
A bit of mat...?
Not now, Marcelo!
Come on, get dressed.
Tubby, I'm not going.
And you waited until
the last second to tell me?
Tubby, she's your friend,
and we're not close.
And... she won't miss me.
Would you like it if others did the same
to you on the day of your wedding?
I'm not going to get married.
-Stranger things have happened.
I'm spiraling.
Easy darling, easy. Breathe, breathe.
Breathe out, breathe in, easy.
Don't worry. Just breathe, breathe.
Let's think this over.
Consider that Donald Trump was orange
and he managed to become president.
The Lion King was orange
and became king.
Garfield!
He was orange,
and the son of a bitch
lives better than anyone.
Where are the car keys?
The car? I sent it to the mechanic.
What do you mean you
sent it to the mechanic?
What I just said,
I sent it to the mechanic.
When were you going to tell me?
What's wrong?
How am I supposed
to get to the wedding?
How were we supposed
to get to the wedding?
Just use an app.
What are you doing here?
I thought you weren't going to the wedding.
The strikes changed my
schedule and I just landed.
Well, wonderful.
That way you can
meet my friend David.
Ah, wonderful. Finally.
You'll love him.
Not his boyfriend!
He's a jerk.
You didn't unplug my phone, right?
Of course I unplugged it. Obviously.
I told you that I don't
like the static energy.
Of course, because it affects your brain.
Look out, you're walking on the carpet!
Get off before you get a charley horse!
You too, you crybaby!
The fucking fuckers keep fucking up!
You're ridiculous!
Your cousin!
- Yours!
- The Maracaibo's!
Why did ! get myself wrapped up
in this wedding mess
if we were fine just the way we were?
ngeles, I know you too well.
What's going on?
I'm frightened to death.
It's your wedding day.
How many y times have you
dreamt of this moment?
Nothing can ruin it.
Taxi!
Taxi! Taxi!
Tell me that everything
is going to turn out fine.
Everything is going
to turn out great.
However...
I have an idea.
Could someone tell me why my brother
and sister-in-law are orange?
They look like two traffic cones.
I have no idea.
Marc, where are David and Quique?
Listen, I don't know, but something
strange is going on with David.
I left him twelve messages and
he didn't answer a single one.
And this Quique character.
He doesn't like Madonna, nor Abba
nor Village People, nor Britney...
This guy, who doesn't listen to this kind
of music is capable of not coming.
And not letting David come.
Why such a fuss over David?
The movies don't end until
the last word has been spoken.
Love Actually.
Stop with the film references.
If David doesn't come, ngeles is
capable of committing infanticide.
Well, when is yours?
Look, just now I saw someone just like...
Look! That one,
over there?
Nah, I wouldn't fuck him even if he
were the last warm hole on earth.
Anyhow, I flirted with Cristian.
Oh, "The Glory hole."
Yes, the Glory hole,
he's so desperate.
I find him just like that,
helpless, fragile...
looking for a daddy,
who can give him his and then...
Bam! That's where I shine.
But... aren't you...
Why are you so obsessed with going
around and putting labels on people, girl?!
We are talking about David.
Look, if there is no sign from heaven,
he'll stay single forever.
Marriage and engagement are overrated.
Ah! Like Querelle?
A fuck at every harbor.
The skeptic, the lone wolf,
the heartbreaker.
Doesn't ngeles seem
a bit out of control?
I think so.
I think she's losing it a bit.
What does she have there?
A rifle or a machine gun?
The bouquet! The time of
the bouquet has arrived!
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
Meeee!
Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut?
Hello?
Honey, you must tell me
everything about the wedding.
The food must have been fancy, right?
The wedding was... expensive.
The cold dishes were cold,
and the hot dishes were hot.
ngeles was gorgeous.
Oh, and guess what?
I caught the bridal bouquet!
Oh darling! That's a sign!
When you get married,
you'll be the happiest man in the world.
If you haven't married this one yet,
I don't think you will.
That's what hurts me most,
to leave this world without
having married you off properly.
Well, mother, we've talked
about this many times.
We are fine just how we are.
And anyhow, Quique
doesn't I like weddings
This man never suited you.
Your wedding day,
that's the only thing that counts.
Everyone is on your side.
You are radiant, music, dance.
And you can drink as much as you like
without anyone reminding you of the
cirrhosis condition within your family
just like your aunt.
Mom, don't start with my aunt, eh.
The poor thing hasn't ever
had an orgasm in her life.
Did she have a wedding?
No, just like you.
And of course, when your
uncle arrived, boom!
Three years of therapy
due to premature ejaculation.
When your aunt would get
home and take her jacket off,
your uncle was already
rushing to get toilet paper.
The result, an absolute disgrace.
You can't be like her.
You caught the bouquet!
However, I have already lost hope and have
resigned myself to never seeing you married
Mom, someday I might just surprise you.
I'm very sorry, Sir.
But that won't be possible.
We do have a new piece
of Lorene Vain Foister
in ros , which is precious.
I was thinking more
of white gold.
Fine, one second.
Antoine, hi honey!
How are you?
It's Stefano, from
Paseo de Gracia, listen:
white gold for fat fingers,
perhaps XXL.
Yes, a wide base with a
pointed ending, a bit strange.
You don't have any wider ones?
Oh, what a shame.
Well, kisses, hm? Take care.
I'm sorry sir, but we don't have that size
anymore at the Madrid headquarters.
But I wouldn't choose white gold,
if I could, I'd get opine.
It seems so vulgar to me,
the whole "I want," but "I can't."
And to be honest, the new tendencies
are pointing towards ros with wood,
like the collection of Madame
LoCard aux, spring-summer.
But fine, that always depends
on the taste and... the budget.
Ros , then?
I'm not saying that it isn't nice,
but I like what I like.
Sure, I only wanted to say
that sometimes it isn't
such a bad idea to let
yourself be advised,
change your perspective on things,
especially when one doesn't
have good taste...
... and a fatter finger than usual.
Well, look, I'm taking this one.
And I'm going to pay you in Euro coins,
because you know how to count, right?
And a cute box with a ribbon.
Technical issue.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Listen, thanks a lot for
your friend's apartment,
we went to have a look last night.
Indeed? And you liked it?
I think it suits you very well.
We've paid the down payment in advance.
We're crazy about it.
I'm so glad.
I' II make two coffees.
David, I received a supposed reservation
email for your flights to the US,
they're saying something about a payment.
Hey, you're not leaving me alone with
all these submissions.
Shall I cancel it?
- No, no, no, no!
Um, ngeles,
I also need to tell you something.
David, look, don't surprise me
with senseless projects
or I'll have a heart attack.
We need to produce hits, David,
I'm sick of arthouse cinema.
No, me too, but let me
show you something.
I'm going to ask Quique to come
to Las Vegas and marry me.
You're kidding!
I'm going g to be in Las Vegas,
with my lifelong g boyfriend.
I've always wanted to do it.
I think it's a splendid idea.
When? How? Where?
It was spontaneous,
I still need to ask him.
I don't know, I want to
experience it, like you.
I just saw something
impressive on Tik Tok,
which is very popular at the moment.
Ill organize it for you.
Cafe tenia
The negativity of the verse
stands out here.
The horror.
Spirals of nebulae, which hold on to
each other creating a sense of movement.
It's wonderful.
Reason's suicide.
Tubby, we're in the museum, Tubby...
What's this?
I don't know.
Is a, what's this?
Part of the bachelor party.
Proposal, Is a. Proposal.
Marry me.
What's this all about?
It's a gesture of love.
Where is your mother?
No, no, no, no.
This is something beautiful between
you and I after so many years,
don't you think?
Let's do something crazy.
I booked a trip to Las Vegas.
-To Las Vegas?
-Yes.
But how tacky to go
to Las Vegas, David.
What has gotten into you suddenly?
I need to live the experience.
Very well, but not with me.
- Are you saying...
- Go marry someone else.
You can still refund the
ring and the tickets,
soon people will forget this.
But how can he not believe
in marriage after 15 years?
But you know what!
I still feel like doing it,
and no one can stop me.
I will keep going.
Don't you think you should
sleep on it, first?
This impulsiveness will end up
costing you a kidney, my friend.
What impulsiveness?
People go on safaris,
or go rafting,
or go to Turkey to have hair implanted
or eat at three-star-Michelin restaurants.
The only thing I want
is to celebrate a marriage.
If you do that, don't forget
not to use a self-tanner.
I'm a poor I little orphan girl.
Poor thing...
Some gazpacho?
Without bread?
MacBook Air
White flowers, pink Impala, done.
We are expecting you in 10 days
I only need the name of the other party.
And remember a few days before
the ceremony we need the ID
documents in order to finalize everything.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll send you the name of the other party
in a couple of days, because...
because you don't provide
this service, right?
Tubby, you've only got ten
more days to find a groom.
And exhale.
Have you understood the
breathing technique?
The intention is to sink the belly
and squeeze the genitals.
When Marcelo told me that
Quique had rejected you
I felt like breaking his legs.
But look at the bright side.
I'll put on a wedding just for me and I
can live this happy moment all by myself.
Why do I need to drag someone along
who doesn't want to do it with me?
Extravagant, very typical of you.
I think it's very original.
If you have a dream, you need
to reach it any way you can.
- I found a chapel with a pink Impala.
- No!
You get in and you get married
in a wonderful Impala.
Am I the only one who
thinks this is a bit...
Of course, just like when
they told you that there was
a double meaning in Shrek.
By God, Marc, please!
Fiona's sister is a transvestite.
Let's see, think about
this for a moment, eh.
A pink Impala, wonderful.
A minister officiating the ceremony.
Like in Showgirls, and someone
to push you down the stairs.
A song for life.
It's going to be perfect.
MISS IN Yes.
Romantic movies have destroyed
your brain, haven't they?
Aren't you leaving
your friends behind?
If I could go,
I would, eh.
You so would.
Besides, that's the point of
the trip, isn't it?
To bring back a story to tell.
And you've just come back
from one already.
Rejected by your partner,
returning the ring.
And the only thing you come up
with is to go on a trip
to see if you can find someone
who doesn't know you to marry.
You've gone nuts.
What you should do is dump Quique.
I love Quique.
Let's see, my vote's for spontaneity.
Like Messi, with his
precision with the ball.
An exquisite ability, but always
being unpredictable and swift.
And what David is doing is perfect.
It's a strategic and tactical change.
Look, that's how we won the
third world cup, it's going to work.
I'm just saying that I couldn't.
That's why you're still single.
What's so bad about being single?
You say that because you have me.
The most perfect love is
friendship with erotic moments.
I don't understand what you two have.
Love doesn't need to be understood,
it needs to be felt.
Hello, miss.
Mrs. Don't be mistaken, mister.
How are you?
Happy to see you.
Look, I ordered your favorite.
Oh, delicious.
Oh, I love us keeping the tradition
of seeing each other at this place.
- M hmm.
- Look, I brought you something
from San Francisco.
It's good.
This is... this is a daruma.
A daruma for good luck.
- Yeah.
- Thank you very much.
Don't mention it, a small detail.
Since I didn't have time to give
you a wedding present,
but I'm working on it.
Don't worry, you didn't have to.
Anyway you already did enough
to convince me to get married.
Did you know they charged us extra
for having trashed the venue?
Well you have a certain
danger deep down...
- By the way...
- What?
- Your friend David...
What?
-Oh! You like him?
-Mmm.
- No!
- Well, but, he's married, right?
Married, married, no.
The poor thing is trying, but...
To be honest none of us understand why
he's still together with Quique,
but listen, if you like him, why not try?
You never know.
We'll see.
I'm looking for a boyfriend
to get married with in Las Vegas.
Alberto, yes, yes, yes...
Of course, ah look.
Not so much, what?
Uri, I'm going to propose something crazy,
but I think you'll like it.
Twins?
Owen has reacted!
Well, I called you for something else,
but... after this news I can't
say anything else.
You're getting married in Las Vegas, you
aren't abandoning your class conscience.
Mmm, you found out?
Larvae, in the eye?
Hey, it's breaking up!
It's breaking up! Hello?
I'd love to, but I'm working.
Let him do whatever he wants,
how should I know?
IlI pay for your ticket.
Everything is paid for.
Oh, I would love to.
You can't imagine how much I have
wanted to be a godfather.
It was just in case you happen
to know anyone, but..
It's fine, it's fine.
Yes, yes, yes, she is finally at peace.
But you, more.
Why wasn't I born dead?
-Look, these figures.
-Yes.
Anyway, here we go in order.
Wait, I'm going to mark it.
- Hello love.
- Hello.
Would you mind closing up today?
Is a has a date and needs to leave eal ier.
Is Is a that bastard daughter of the devil
who says she's your assistant?
I need to live experiences
because my friends with stable
relationships live through me.
Who is he now?
Someone from my therapy group
of hypochondriacs.
Yes, he was in front of me the
whole time and I didn't notice him.
Until one day he appeared,
dancing, and there: crush.
- And now: date.
- Yes, he doesn't like labels.
Because he is a Sagitarius and
I'm a Pisces, it's inevitable.
He has a compounded surname.
Plus, he is a radio show host.
He knows exactly what he doesn't like.
It's like that, right?
That's what we learn in therapy.
Our therapist is a psychologist,
but receives information from
when she was a shaman in the Himalayas.
Yes, well, I don't really care
where she gets her information from.
But she helped us a lot.
We have improved a lot in
our ' hypo crisis.
Yes, and looks just like Chris Pratt.
Him, not her. Him.
You've gone nuts.
Well, at the same time I'm trying to sell
him a radio program about travels,
let's see if it works.
Sell, sell...
And you're also leaving?
Yes, I have an appointment at the bank.
- Surely they'll give it to you.
- Listen David...
Do you think it's a good moment
for you to leave now?
I mean, besides, no one has appeared yet.
Right, but look,
I've already booked a chapel.
99 dollars, and they give me
18 photos and I can livestream it.
Quique will end up going.
He's not going to come.
Call Esteban!
-Who is Esteban?
-Esteban, my friend Esteban.
I've talked to you about him
a thousand times.
He was at the wedding. Impossible that
you didn't see him, he is very cute
and, on top of that, he's a pilot,
and I know he flies to Los Angeles.
Surely, he'd be up to it.
Let me see.
Hello, I'm David.
ngeles gave me your number.
Listen, I' Il be travelling
route 66 passing
by Las Vegas on the 4 th of August.
Do you want to marry me?
But don't send it until
can think it over.
Perfect, you don't seem desperate.
Sent. These kind of things
you don't think over.
And move your ass,
so says the daughter of the devil.
What did you do you crazy woman?!
She sent it.
What is this I hear about
you getting married in Las Vegas?
Mom, how did you find out about this?
I'm your mother.
I need to use every social media
network to know about your whereabouts.
I even have a fake Grindr profile.
Mom, please!
What? You're finally getting
married with Quique?
No, I'm going on vacation and I'm passing
by Las Vegas, so I'm going to
simulate a wedding.
- Ah, with whom?
- I'm on that still
Quique isn't going?
He's got things to do.
Yes, like taking that
stick out of his ass.
Mom, please.
Ah, I just don't like him, son!
What do you want me to say?
If he at least like you,
but not even that.
Look, they tried convincing me
that love lasts forever.
But no, it lasts just as
long as an air freshener.
Then, that you can only
have sex with one person,
or only fancy your partner.
How many times have I had sex with
your uncle Pepe in my dreams?
And then, procreation.
And for the record, I conceived you and
your brother under the most
rigorous lovemaking
What a nightmare you
two have been, my God.
Half your life smelling like poo and
the other half smelling like semen.
Then comes having to live
under the same roof.
Even though that the key to a long
relationship is that the further
the other one lives, the better.
Because your father
has s been unbearable lately.
Especially since he found out
that you're getting married,
because he thinks it's Quique.
Mom, I gotta go, Quique is coming
Oof, Quique.
I swear that if they held
a competition of imbeciles,
the museum would win first,
second, and third place.
I have a meeting with
the people from the Met.
You're going to New York?
When?
The day after tomorrow in the morning.
Ah, then you can take me to the airport.
No, no, I don't have time, Tubby.
Go with ngeles.
I'm off to play p del.
How do I look? Good?
Take this, Tubby.
Bye.
Go prepared. Take condoms.
The Americans are dirty.
Marc!
But did you talk to Quique?
- About what?
What else?
Dirty Americans.
Don't involve me in your antics.
Come here, let's see.
One hand... let's see.
Ooh, hitchikers will be dying to
take a ride, alright. Tell him, Marc.
You're very handsome, David
But with more enthusiasm, hell.
You are incredibly fuck able, [ David.
More.
I'd let you swallow it whole, be my slave,
and then I'd fuck you so much,
so, so, much, until
you tell me, Marc, enough.
And I would tell you no until
you took the last drop.
No, too much.
That's not his thing
He's more of a fetish kind of guy.
I have toys too.
I mean, for the loneliness of the road.
Who would say no to a harness?
Or some anal beads.
The two of you are a couple
of degenerates, aren't you?
Luis was once detained and ended up
fucking two policemen in Valladolid.
I'm saying this, because
if it happened in Valladolid
imagine what can happen to you in America.
III take the condoms.
Ah, what couldn't a hot cop fix?
Or a firefighter, imagine a firefighter.
A firefighter... with the siren.
And with the truck and everything.
And the hose and the water pressure.
Not here, eh.
Not in my bed.
Listen, you sent
the grant submission, right?
Yes, yes, yes. Last night I left
it uploading everything.
Listen, could we talk about something?
Sure.
Am I that undesirable?
What are you referring to?
Nobody has answered me yet.
Nobody?
It's going to be the
saddest wedding in history.
I hoped that, I don't know,
he would end up changing his mind.
That he would feel regret and that
he would come to Las Vegas with me.
But... please.
Even Humphrey Bogart accompanied
Bergman to the ladder
of the airplane in Casablanca.
And Casablanca, is a bore,
such a bore.
Even there he accompanied her for love.
And they were at war!
And for me not even in peace.
You've received few
blows in life, sweetie.
- Well.
- Few.
Dear passengers, due to a storm in Chicago
we are forced to divert the flight to the
nearest airport, in Minneapolis.
Finally, adverse weather, we will divert
the flight to the city of Los Angeles.
Americans are just so charming
-Just like you.
- Ooh! Look, Dolly Part on's cousin.
What time is it?
I don't know what time it is.
ngeles, I'm going to have
a nervous breakdown.
There was a little storm.
And they redirected us to
Minnesota or to Missouri.
I don't know where they sent us.
We ended up in Los Angeles.
What am I supposed to do in Los Angeles?
I wanted to go somewhere else.
David, David, breathe.
Where are you now?
I don't know, on a road in the middle of
nowhere. This is the ass end of the world.
Mounted on a caravan, this is insane!
All because a very unpleasant
American rented it out to me,
because he couldn't give me
the car I had rented.
And what shall I do now?
Furthermore, do I need to travel
through half the US to start the route?
I'll destroy the Ozone
layer all by myself.
Easy, David. Look, is Los Angeles
the beginning or the end of the trip?
ngeles, please. Don't become
my yoga teacher now.
I don't know what it is.
It's where I don't want to be.
My God, David. I've seen women burning
alive who complain less than you do.
Let's see, just reverse course,
and go directly to Las Vegas.
Ah, looking at it that way.
Of course, I could do the trip
the other way around, right?
Hello?
Tubby, have you reached Chicago yet?
No, we had to deviate the flight,
because, well, a mess you can't imagine.
So now I have to do the route,
but I have to do it the other way around.
But that doesn't matter, because trips
can be done in either direction, right?
From one end to the other...
there are people who do it
the other way round.
- I want to say that for me...
- I'm preparing a brunch.
Edu and Albert are coming in a bit.
Who are Edu and Albert?
Two guys from the Greco-Roman wing.
That's tasty, good God.
By the way, today I'm off to New York.
Well I have already found
someone to marry in Las Vegas.
- Oh really?
- Yes, yes, yes.
Very tall, beautiful, very blond,
very big, a firefighter.
I think he's got a big dick.
If he accepted just like that he
must have some ugly side to him.
Well, enjoy your brunch.
And you your wedding, Tubby.
Thanks.
I can't believe it.
Not in my bed, eh.
Not in my bed.
There.
Here, some Greco-Roman art.
Look, a story from David.
What's this?
Look what my boss has been getting up to.
And who the hell is this?
Looks like a firefighter.
- It's a firefighter.
- It's a firefighter. It's a firefighter.
Hello David, I know I
shouldn't be calling you.
I need your social security
number and I couldn't find Quique.
No? He should have already
landed in New York.
He's flying around now and that's
why I couldn't get a hold of him.
He must be at a brunch.
What do you need?
I need your social security number,
which starts with some letters.
I only need the letters.
Ah, OK, OK. They're O X L T.
Perfect, thank you.
Are you sure Quique
went to New York?
Imagine if he went to look
for you in Las Vegas...
I don't even want to.
Ciao!
Hello, I'm Esteban,
I received your message.
I'm surprised to hear your proposal.
Listen, seems like a great plan.
So look, if you want to send
me the details when you arrive,
I'll check my flight plan
in order to coordinate, OK?
Kisses.
Oh my God, I'm getting married.
I'm getting married.
Every girl's dream!
Esteban, many thanks for
accepting so quickly.
I've reserved a room in a hotel
and when I park the car I'll send
you the location so you can come.
I'm excited to meet you. Kisses.
I'm a left-wing person until
they talk to me about hotels...
Let's see the bathroom.
Damn, that was quick.
- Hello David.
- Uh, Esteban?
I couldn't wait to meet
my future husband.
Well thank you very
much for accepting.
It's going to be fun,
it's been a bit crazy,
but I think we'll have a good time
I mean, living an experience
but without risks,
since I have everything prepared, well...
Is he an astronaut?
Yes, it's an astronaut.
I didn't want to come up empty handed
and this is what I liked
most from the hotel shop.
I don't know if you'll want
us to get dressed
as Elvis or Marilyn,
or what did you have in mind?
I could look quite exotic
as Marilyn, I must admit.
No, I know they are giving us two suits,
but I don't know anything else.
Fabulous...
... to be honest, I am quite
excited about doing this.
It's fun to be able to say
you got married in Las Vegas.
Really? Last minute like that?
Well, since the really
good things in life are...
Improvised.
Hmm.
Do you mind if I have a quick bath?
Sure, there.
Thanks.
Always offline.
So, here we are, two strangers
about to get married,
because one of them left his
proposal in the hands of a nut bag.
And how do you know that?
ngeles told me.
What a bitch!
Listen, do we have
any plans for tonight?
No.
Do you like The Wizard Of Oz?
Sometimes the essential
is invisible to the eye.
It's playing at a theater nearby.
We're going to the Emerald City.
Champagne and seafood,
until the music stops.
Hello Esteban, it's me.
Have you both met up?
saw a story from David and..
well, send me a message and
tell me if everything is okay.
Come on David, pick up!
David, it's me again,
have you listened to any of the
thousand messages I've left you?
By the way, it's very bad luck to
sleep together before getting married.
Can you imagine this turns out badly
and we end up getting divorced?
Well, and fighting over
the custody of the kids.
Which side of the bed?
I don't know, you decide,
it's your room.
I don't mind.
I'm ambidextrous.
By the way, did you know they filmed
the new season of Grey's Anatomy here?
I'm more a romantic comedy kind of guy.
Yes, me too, I love those.
Maybe you prefer science fiction.
Listen, if you want, I'll take you to
Area 51 tomorrow and you'll freak out!
- Oh yeah?
- Of course. Seriously, it's cathartic.
Sometimes I put on sad movies to
cry my eyes out, like,
I don't know, The Fault
in Our Stars or Titanic.
Or the one with the dog, Hachiko.
I cry more for the dog
than for Richard Gere.
Me too! Of course, this epic finale...
My Best Friend's Wedding.
That ending, between Julia
Roberts and Rupert Everett..
"Maybe there won't be marriage,
maybe there won't be sex,
but, by God, there'll be dancing. "
By the way...
The two of us didn't dance at
all at the wedding of ngeles.
I didn't see you.
But that's easily fixed.
You really asked him to
marry you with a flashmob?
With choreography and all.
If you do that to me I would trom
accept with my eyes closed.
My dance card is all filled out.
I don't believe you.
Come on, rascal.
You're reading the map upside down!
Look, all this you see in front of you.
All of this was farmland, right?
No, silly.
All of this in front of you is
Area 51 and we can't pass.
Just out front there is a mailbox where
you can leave a message to the aliens
And ask them about someone you miss.
Who would you send a message to?
I think to my father,
I miss him a lot.
Ah! I thought he was still alive.
My mother always acts as
if he was still alive and
talks to him..
The two of them had quite a history..
I dream of being able to have a
little bit of what the two of them had.
Come on, let's go to the alien shop.
Everything!
- From interstellar space.
Oh! I've just fallen in love,
I'm getting married with another.
Do you remember? Like the portrait
of Jesus, the eyes move.
Alien cafe! Must smell like...
hyperspace.
Hyperspace, of course, interstellar.
Drop that, it's polyester.
I've just fallen in love again!
Can we take this? Yes, yes.
I've already taken two this evening.
This one is great. Try, try.
Wait, hold
Look, it's ngeles!
Wait, let me put you on speaker!
Listen, guess who I am with.
Didn't you see the email I sent you?
No.
You told me, that you had
submitted the grant application.
And?
I talked to the person
in charge of the fund
and she told me that don't have
anything registered.
How can that be?
I told her! I told her!
Could you please revise that?
The dead ine is tomorrow
and they want an interview
with us to clarify some concepts
of what we submitted.
- But I'm getting married tomorrow.
- David, I can't do it.
I don't have power of
attorney within the company.
But how can I move forward
with a wedding, ngeles?
How should I know?
What shall I tell them?
I don't even have the submission forms.
Well, the way to move forward
is to move forward, period.
What, what? Wait ngeles,
wait, one second!
We'll go to the chapel right now and tell
them we want to get married right now.
We don't have any guests anyway,
nor witnesses, or anyone.
We don't have anything to lose.
Nothing to lose, yeah.
ngeles, tell them yes.
I'll revise the submission and
tomorrow I' l send it to them.
I'm getting married now, I'll tell you
all about it later. Bye, kisses!
Let's go! Run! Hurry!
She's so tall.
ngeles, you can relax
about the g grant.
I've revised it and everything
is fine and submitted.
Later I'll send you the confirmation
and tomorrow when they
send me the link,
I'll join online. Kisses.
You're very handsome.
Thanks.
You too.
They told me you were Korean.
You, David, need to sign the love
and fidelity agreement for him.
And our intention is to live
a committed relationship.
But naughty, tralala.
You will give him the gold,
divine treasure...
Do you think this woman is marrying us
or converting us to Taoism?
To take care one of another,
in sickness and in health,
Oh my love...
When you get married you'll be
the most happy man in the world.
Don't you think you should...
Romantic movies have rotted
your brain, haven't they?
I need air.
But David, where are you going?
David! Where are you going?
Come here! Stop!
David, stop.
David, stop!
What are you doing?
Didn't you want to live an experience?
I imagined it to be,
I don't know, different.
Different, how?
Surrounded by my family, my friends.
Bre ate, David, breathe.
Easy, breathe.
And started to talk about
love, for life.
Open your eyes.
Look at me.
And now tell me the truth.
Did you want to live this
experience of a wedding, or not?
All I want is to be loved.
Look at me.
My crybaby.
The two of us are going
to go in there now and get married.
Agreed?
If you want, we can change
some words of the text
and instead of it being a legal wedding,
it would be a ceremony
of commitment.
Friends tend to do it like that,
to say they will always
be there for each other.
However you feel more comfortable.
You two are very amiable people.
We are here to celebrate
the happiness of sharing,
of life, of work,
the humility to receive the
gift of love from the sky,
friendship, companionship.
This is sacred.
They will be together until the end.
Today, we shall receive a
blessing from the universe,
an orgasm every once in a while,
a sensation of fulfillment and happiness.
This makes me very happy,
to see such beautiful people.
I want to marry you.
You'll be happy.
I've received the blessing from
God to be able to wear this toga,
and be here with the love of your lives.
You may kiss the groom.
It's a rental! We have to return it!
What are you doing? No, no, no,
don't take pictures of me.
Hey!
Esteban.
You are beautiful, look.
Once I read that when we see
our own reflection,
we change our position
and unconsciously look
for the more attractive part of ourselves.
We don't see the things the way they are,
but the way we are.
I've gotten used to seeing
my own reflection.
Look, I follow the line here...
and down here,
and I find this little piece.
Raise your head a bit.
Turn, there, don't move.
I see you strong, powerful,
sure about yourself.
When you've been fat as a kid,
you never stop feeling that way.
Good morning, sleeping beauty.
Just in time for breakfast.
I'm so lucky you're my husband, right?
I'll get dressed and we
can go down for breakfast.
I'm starving
Or I order room service.
Much better.
Damn, they had it prepared.
Hello.
How I've missed you,
son of a bitch.
Hello, I'm Quique.
And you... sorry.
You don't resemble the guy
from the picture.
Yes, I'll pack my stuff
and I'll leave right away.
Thanks.
Sorry.
It was wrong to say no to you.
Let's get married.
Today.
I'm glad I saved your spot for you.
Thanks.
Esteban! Stop!
I don't know what to tell you.
Anything, so that I don't leave.
Esteban, I...
am so sorry that you
got your hopes up.
But I have a boyfriend.
And I'm sorry if...
if you misinterpreted everything
that happened between us
because it's true that it was nice, right?
But it was just that, an adventure,
a simulation.
You really believe that?
I don't know.
Look David,
if you want you can keep fooling yourself.
Act as if you are happy
even though there is no
love in your life anymore.
Despite you waking up tomorrow
asking yourself
what on Earth you are trying to save.
It's way easier to fool yourself
than facing the truth.
But you already know that, no?
Tubby, it doesn't matter.
What time is our wedding?
Hello, hello, hello,
we had a reservation to
get married today, today.
No, no, there must be a
misunderstanding, because we
just arrived in Las Vegas and
we want to get married today.
Tubby, let me, let me.
well, I'm Venezuelan,
but that's another story
and we want to get married.
I am Afro American
and we can't do two
weddings in less than 24 hours.
It's against company policy.
What does she mean
with two weddings, Tubby?
No, no, no! Lady, look.
The woman is mistaken.
I got married, I got married.
Eh... Look...
It's very long and
difficult to explain,
but we should have gotten
married today, but in the end
we got married yesterday.
I am so glad to hear that!
You've gotten this weight off you
and I thought I had to get
married in this trashy place.
I had a whole speach prepared
about Warhol and pop,
but that doesn't matter now.
You travelled half the planet to make
the most romantic gesture of your life
and it turns out you were bluffing?
Bluffing?
You just got married,
you won't get married twice.
It's illegal, that's
what the young lady said.
Look at Liz Taylor.
Yes, but not in 24 hours.
I didn't get married.
I made a promise between two friends.
And do you know why?
Because I didn't have the balls
to marry anyone else who wasn't you.
That's what happened.
That's fine.
If it's so important for you,
let's get married,
but in Barcelona.
Yes, a wedding how
it's supposed to be.
I'll take care of it.
OK, Tubby?
Don't call me Tubby.
Forget the trip, this nonsense,
the routes, all of it.
I'm going to finish the route,
because it's the dream of my life.
No, but it's nonsense.
You started the route
incorrectly, that's all.
Listen, listen. We are leaving today and
we are getting married in Barcelona.
You are very tall
and very beautiful.
Thanks.
We need to talk.
Hello David,
how was the trip?
How are you feeling?
Where is Is a?
Didn't you listen to my messages?
You didn't come to the interview.
Which interview?
For the project we sent
to the grant. It was mandatory.
Oh God, with all the drama I forgot.
What drama?
What happened? Who the hell
was that guy in the selfie?
- Oh dear.
What happened at the wedding, David?
Well, I nearly had a runaway bride moment.
Yes, yes, I was about to
not marry Esteban.
But in the end I got married.
And the day after Quique appeared
and also wanted to marry me,
but we couldn't get married, because...
This obsession with the
wedding is going ruin us.
Yes, you're right to be mad.
I'm not angry.
I'm tired.
But don't worry, I'll talk to them.
I'm here, trying to save a
company that isn't even mine,
whilst you are running away from problems,
which causes more problems
I'm always dealing with your shit.
I'm always in second place.
I'm sick of it.
I'm leaving.
What do you mean
you're leaving? Where to?
Home.
To figure out how to continue
paying for it if I have no job.
No, ngeles, you won't lose your job.
ngeles...
I need to start taking care of myself.
And you should start
getting your life in order.
Thank you for being here.
For me this is an important day.
I have something to tell you.
Art is precarious.
It emerges from crisis,
from violence.
Growth is violent.
Like the burst of a seed
about to turn into a fruit.
This makes me think of love.
Love is beautiful
just like what I have with my other half.
15 years deserve a celebration.
A celebration you are all invited to.
I won't accept lillies if they
aren't from Casablanca.
By the way, the people from the finca
should give us torches for the way.
Of course, and tomorrow we'll
revise the invitation list.
Come... come on honey.
Kiss, bye.
How they try and fool
you with these weddings.
All of this, because it is
the most important day of your life.
What a farce.
ngeles left me.
I'm sure it's nothing. Look!
The same catering at half
the price. They're thieves.
Kali ah, darling, how are you?
How's it going with Boris? Very good...
Hi mom.
Son, are you crying?
Mom...
I'm getting married.
Again? Didn't you
just get married?
Yes, but this one
is the right one.
With Quique, I managed in the end.
Darling, the wedding thing is nonsense.
What?
You're talking about it as
if it was an achievement.
It's not a milestone.
It's the beginning of an adventure.
But it also works
out without a wedding.
What's important is love,
but with yourself.
But I thought it
was important for you.
Son, I was high most of the time.
You shouldn't listen to me too much,
neither when I drink,
nor when I smoke a joint,
or when I take estrogen
to get past my menopause.
Your father and I got married
to give you a all l a record,
but we were already happy before.
The wedding didn't
make it better, we did.
With our family.
The wedding was just another celebration.
Although, with your father,
everyday was a celebration.
That's why I have such difficulty
letting go of your father.
I only want you to love yourself
and for you to be loved.
And now I need to leave you,
because your father
is surely about to arrive
and will want to eat.
Mom, you're right.
About what?
About everything.
Listen, couldn't you have
told me this 20 years ago?
"Yes I do"
Quique Nieto will marry his partner
of 15 years in a massive ceremony.
Quique.
Tubby, oh, good.
I have everything ready.
On this side the family, which is...
I don't want to hear it.
Tubby, don't be annoying.
On this side my friends
and on the other
side the cool people.
Boris, who will surely come.
A few gallerists from New York,
which is important for me.
And the mayor.
And ngeles?
ngeles is coming?
A set of cutlery less.
Doesn't matter.
Or two, because she'll surely
come with her husband.
Ah look, instead we could invite Malena
and Enrique. Enrique is doing very well.
Stop.
Sorry?
We're done.
You don't like anything or anyone.
I think you don't even like me.
You have no idea who I am.
Of what I like, what I feel,
what I need. My life, my friends.
You never gaze beyond
your perfect navel.
You are so self-centered...
I am planning your wedding.
Your wedding, David.
What more do you want?
Of course, my love.
You are planning my wedding.
But you should be
organizing our wedding.
And I've been thinking
a long time about
a long time thinking about
about what I was missing
in my life, but no.
Nothing is missing.
I just need to let you go.
Look, Tubby.
Everything is paid for.
If you ever call me Tubby
again I'll bust your lip.
The most important thing is that.
that I love you.
And me too, my dear.
But that's it.
Hello!
Hello.
I didn't find one that said
"Welcome to Barcelona.
And when I went to the shop and
I saw the alien I thought of you.
Well, of you and me,
the two of us in Las Vegas.
Of the Martians... no, no, no,
I'm not saying you're a Martian.
I'm getting a bit confused here.
Take it.
Thanks.
Esteban, it was a mistake to tell you that
what happened in Las Vegas was
just an adventure.
I'm very sorry, because
that is not what I think.
And thank you very much for marrying me
without having asked for anything in return.
Besides, with you..
those pictures you took
was the best sex
I've ever had in my life.
And those pictures helped me regain
confidence in myself to face my fears.
And that is why I
can to tell you that.
am a guy in front of another guy...
Oh no, sorry. Sorry.
David, where are you going?
Do you want me to read your horoscope?
Do I have a choice?
Mercury is entering Pisces next week.
It's a great opportunity
to introduce changes.
Because surely during the Libra
phase you acted like a complete asshole.
Surely, it says asshole there.
If you get run over by a car tomorrow,
better not to have anything pending.
There might be a Scorpio in your
new apartment waiting for an apology.
Isa...
Shut up.
Do you want me to read your palms?
No.
Fine, then I'm off.
And remember, wherever your heart
wants to be you'll find your treasure.
Marcelo, bro, I need your help.
Everything ready?
Ready.
ngeles, could you come to
the balcony, sweetheart, please?
OK, coming.
Go!
Yes, yes.
Let me tell you.
That I am a total idiot.
And that you were
right about everything.
You are the woman of my life.
But since you are already married.
I shall propose something else...
Give me a second chance.
Get out of here!
-Ma'am!
What happened?
Let's be business partners.
Let's be business partners.
Really?
You're missing the part that
says to me, you are perfect.
ngeles, listen, I've got
another meeting with the financiers
and we have another interview
the day after tomorrow.
But this time we shall do it differently.
- How?
- Together. You and I shall convince them.
- Why?
Because we are family.
And because some of your
good sense rubbed off on me,
And some of my spontaneity
rubbed off on you...
Nothing can beat that, right?
We have two days.
I feel like I can
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
I feel like I can
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a plane
that won't stop
I still have a reason to walk
barefoot on hot coals
Maybe the best is yet to come
Or so I hope
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
Uh... I thought we were meeting
today, after the trip.
No big deal, I'm leaving.
I have had a few too
many drinks and I'm tired.
Las Vegas was a mistake,
I suppose he already told you.
But at least I still have the experience.
It's safe to assume
I'm married to the wrong person.
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
-He does that very well
-Very well.
- Now, now, there, there! Very good, bravo!
- Very good love.
That's the chorus and after
the verse. Shall I do the verse?
But, you did a little gesture like
"Hurry, hurry" like
"good thing you finished the song."
- Don't be like that.
- No. Are you grouchy?
I'm grouchy when you criticize everything.
Here we go, he wants love, look at him...
You're grouchy, you're grouchy.
Anyone wants bread?
Eat and shut up.
No, but we need to
celebrate that Huracn won.
Huracn! Did you know I am
rooting for Huracn, Marcelo?
Very good, the Huracn
fan from Parque Patricios.
From Huracn.
Fanatic, we won with double 9.
- I can be for Huracan, too?
- Of course , of course
- From, from Huracan.
- I can't listen to this, no no.
Astronauts calling Earth:
summary of the week.
Project approved.
What?
You're kidding.
I felt like making a romantic comedy.
And by the way, we need
to talk about love.
Don't involve me in your stories, no.
Listen, are you going to see him again?
I think I let him get away..
he already found someone else.
Darlings, I was referring
to something else.
You always get so tense
you look like you've just
come out of a film by Almodovar.
But you need to fight for
what you want, David.
But he doesn't even
answer my messages.
He's offended and that is normal.
There's nothing more to do
Besides, if he is with someone else.
I don't want to get in the way.
How could he not be with someone
else with you being a mess?
Could you listen to me, please?
Maturing doesn't mean you
need to stop dreaming.
Kids! Could you shut up for once!
Listen, I feel terrible.
Yes, it seems like ever since
your little incident
we can't talk about weddings anymore.
Me?
Yes, you.
If I don't say it I'll explode.
Do you want to see Esteban again?
I do
Of course.
Here, a golden opportunity.
Even cat gets married here, or what?
Hello.
I was very mad, sorry.
I missed you.
Everything was just so...
- I know.
You went to the other side of
the world to enter into a commitment.
That was a game.
But it got out of hand.
He is crazy about you.
I know it, he doesn't have to tell me.
I can see it in his eyes.
But sometimes love isn't enough.
Or worse, I don't want to be
a passing whim, just a rebound.
Look, how shall I tell you this...
The thing is, I'm at an age
where if I try to
keep quiet about something,
He saw someone in your house and
didn't want to get in the way.
And in the end he did
exactly the same as you.
In order to not disturb, to not get
in the way, to not do this, or not that.
In the end, guys, with oh not this,
oh not that, and you do it all wrong.
I'm just saying that the
opportunity is in your hands.
Is a has invited you to
her wedding. We're all going
Take advantage of it, or not.
That depends on you.
By God, we haven't been
like this for a while.
I'm so happy.
You look so good, so beautiful,
so relaxed. So... splendid.
Put a smile on that face.
Message...
-... from Esteban.
- No!
Yes.
Hello David,
sorry for not showing
any signs of life sooner
and having been absent, but look,
I have something important to tell you.
I hope to see you at Is a's wedding.
I'll come by for a bit and then
leave since I'm going on a trip.
That's all, see you later.
What? What is he saying?
He wants to see me.
Go to him!
- Oh yes!
- Come on!
love you.
I love you mom.
Oh, finally!
I'm happy, I'm happy today. Cheers.
Now I would have a Whiskey,
but no, I have Tai-Chi.
Hello! Thanks for coming!
Paquita, jerk, you didn't come and say hi.
Well, OK, OK, in a bit.
Well, remember it's an open bar!
Well, love! Love is free too!
That, the bar and love, free!
- Cheers!
- Cheers...
Cheers, and you can
come and take pictures.
Me first...
One thing, thank you
all for this moment.
Well, for having come
to this sudden wedding.
Hey guys, have you seen David?
He said he was going to come?
I thought he said he had
gone to the restroom.
You wait here, while you
dance I'll look for him.
I don't think he confirmed.
Maybe he is at home,
changing the mattress,
because it was so hard.
Uh, hard?
- Like a firefighter.
- Like a firefighter... no.
David, Esteban has come to
look for you. Where are you?
You always have to be late.
The wedding was moved forward
two hours, you remember?
What do you mean two hours?
When did they change it?
David, by God, if you hear this,
don't be a fool and let him escape again.
What the hell is going on?
I'll be damned!
What do I do now?
David, we are trying to stall Esteban,
but since you aren't here he wants to leave.
If you aren't here in twenty seconds,
I' IIl burn your apartment down.
o many years, so many comings and goings
it's nice to see you close up.
For now, let's live in the moment,
let us celebrate.
But don't forget that you made
a promise and a promise is a debt.
Seems like you're forgetting
about "The Glory hole.
Esteban!
There is a glass missing in your hand.
No, love. I'm going to leave.
- No, no, no, no, wait.
- Yes, I need to leave.
Honey, honey,
everything is ready.
Attention, you won't believe it. Let's go.
Stop there.
Hey!
Esteban!
Thank you guys.
Esteban...
He was my cousin.
Oh my, I thought he
was your boyfriend.
Yes, he came to help me
with the plumbing...
I didn't want to leave
without telling you.
You're leaving?
I asked for a transfer and
I'm flying this evening.
Esteban... it's just me without
you it's like I can't...
Well, the drama queen has arrived,
as if it was the end of Grey's Anatomy
with her re d-d ark trousers and...
Today is a good day.
I don't know.
You are irrational, impulsive,
a die-hard romantic
and obnoxiously imperfect.
That being said, there
is nothing I like more.
Oh my crybaby.
Are you doing anything this afternoon?
Leaving with you.
Well then, we are already late...
Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut?
and the most romantic thing
he has ever told a man
was if he accepted Visa.
Well, it means what a good choice.
Well, ngeles helped me to choose it.
By the way, last night
I left ngeles in her hotel room
and she looked so beautiful
and so relaxed,
I was flipping out.
What happened?
Esteban! I'm so glad that you came!
She is possessed by the devil.
Marcelo, get dressed, by God,
I'm not made of stone.
What have I done?
- ngeles!
Don't come in! No, no, no!
Get out! No!
Fucking self-tanner!
Uhh, get water.
- Holy?
She isn't bothered by anything,
she has so much patience.
I wish I were more like that.
And they make such a beautiful couple.
I like it when good things happen
to people who love each other so much.
Like the wedding, right?
It's a good thing.
Have you seen this disgrace?
I can't get married like this!
Girl, what have you done?
You look like Hellboy.
Truth be told,
she did look a bit pale,
but I did warn her that
it would turn out like that.
I looked like a corpse.
Do you want some water?
- No!
I just wanted to gain a bit more color
to look better in the pictures,
which I'll have for the
rest of my life, Esteban.
I've been planning this day
for so long. Everything is ruined!
A bit of mat...?
Not now, Marcelo!
Come on, get dressed.
Tubby, I'm not going.
And you waited until
the last second to tell me?
Tubby, she's your friend,
and we're not close.
And... she won't miss me.
Would you like it if others did the same
to you on the day of your wedding?
I'm not going to get married.
-Stranger things have happened.
I'm spiraling.
Easy darling, easy. Breathe, breathe.
Breathe out, breathe in, easy.
Don't worry. Just breathe, breathe.
Let's think this over.
Consider that Donald Trump was orange
and he managed to become president.
The Lion King was orange
and became king.
Garfield!
He was orange,
and the son of a bitch
lives better than anyone.
Where are the car keys?
The car? I sent it to the mechanic.
What do you mean you
sent it to the mechanic?
What I just said,
I sent it to the mechanic.
When were you going to tell me?
What's wrong?
How am I supposed
to get to the wedding?
How were we supposed
to get to the wedding?
Just use an app.
What are you doing here?
I thought you weren't going to the wedding.
The strikes changed my
schedule and I just landed.
Well, wonderful.
That way you can
meet my friend David.
Ah, wonderful. Finally.
You'll love him.
Not his boyfriend!
He's a jerk.
You didn't unplug my phone, right?
Of course I unplugged it. Obviously.
I told you that I don't
like the static energy.
Of course, because it affects your brain.
Look out, you're walking on the carpet!
Get off before you get a charley horse!
You too, you crybaby!
The fucking fuckers keep fucking up!
You're ridiculous!
Your cousin!
- Yours!
- The Maracaibo's!
Why did ! get myself wrapped up
in this wedding mess
if we were fine just the way we were?
ngeles, I know you too well.
What's going on?
I'm frightened to death.
It's your wedding day.
How many y times have you
dreamt of this moment?
Nothing can ruin it.
Taxi!
Taxi! Taxi!
Tell me that everything
is going to turn out fine.
Everything is going
to turn out great.
However...
I have an idea.
Could someone tell me why my brother
and sister-in-law are orange?
They look like two traffic cones.
I have no idea.
Marc, where are David and Quique?
Listen, I don't know, but something
strange is going on with David.
I left him twelve messages and
he didn't answer a single one.
And this Quique character.
He doesn't like Madonna, nor Abba
nor Village People, nor Britney...
This guy, who doesn't listen to this kind
of music is capable of not coming.
And not letting David come.
Why such a fuss over David?
The movies don't end until
the last word has been spoken.
Love Actually.
Stop with the film references.
If David doesn't come, ngeles is
capable of committing infanticide.
Well, when is yours?
Look, just now I saw someone just like...
Look! That one,
over there?
Nah, I wouldn't fuck him even if he
were the last warm hole on earth.
Anyhow, I flirted with Cristian.
Oh, "The Glory hole."
Yes, the Glory hole,
he's so desperate.
I find him just like that,
helpless, fragile...
looking for a daddy,
who can give him his and then...
Bam! That's where I shine.
But... aren't you...
Why are you so obsessed with going
around and putting labels on people, girl?!
We are talking about David.
Look, if there is no sign from heaven,
he'll stay single forever.
Marriage and engagement are overrated.
Ah! Like Querelle?
A fuck at every harbor.
The skeptic, the lone wolf,
the heartbreaker.
Doesn't ngeles seem
a bit out of control?
I think so.
I think she's losing it a bit.
What does she have there?
A rifle or a machine gun?
The bouquet! The time of
the bouquet has arrived!
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
Meeee!
Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut?
Hello?
Honey, you must tell me
everything about the wedding.
The food must have been fancy, right?
The wedding was... expensive.
The cold dishes were cold,
and the hot dishes were hot.
ngeles was gorgeous.
Oh, and guess what?
I caught the bridal bouquet!
Oh darling! That's a sign!
When you get married,
you'll be the happiest man in the world.
If you haven't married this one yet,
I don't think you will.
That's what hurts me most,
to leave this world without
having married you off properly.
Well, mother, we've talked
about this many times.
We are fine just how we are.
And anyhow, Quique
doesn't I like weddings
This man never suited you.
Your wedding day,
that's the only thing that counts.
Everyone is on your side.
You are radiant, music, dance.
And you can drink as much as you like
without anyone reminding you of the
cirrhosis condition within your family
just like your aunt.
Mom, don't start with my aunt, eh.
The poor thing hasn't ever
had an orgasm in her life.
Did she have a wedding?
No, just like you.
And of course, when your
uncle arrived, boom!
Three years of therapy
due to premature ejaculation.
When your aunt would get
home and take her jacket off,
your uncle was already
rushing to get toilet paper.
The result, an absolute disgrace.
You can't be like her.
You caught the bouquet!
However, I have already lost hope and have
resigned myself to never seeing you married
Mom, someday I might just surprise you.
I'm very sorry, Sir.
But that won't be possible.
We do have a new piece
of Lorene Vain Foister
in ros , which is precious.
I was thinking more
of white gold.
Fine, one second.
Antoine, hi honey!
How are you?
It's Stefano, from
Paseo de Gracia, listen:
white gold for fat fingers,
perhaps XXL.
Yes, a wide base with a
pointed ending, a bit strange.
You don't have any wider ones?
Oh, what a shame.
Well, kisses, hm? Take care.
I'm sorry sir, but we don't have that size
anymore at the Madrid headquarters.
But I wouldn't choose white gold,
if I could, I'd get opine.
It seems so vulgar to me,
the whole "I want," but "I can't."
And to be honest, the new tendencies
are pointing towards ros with wood,
like the collection of Madame
LoCard aux, spring-summer.
But fine, that always depends
on the taste and... the budget.
Ros , then?
I'm not saying that it isn't nice,
but I like what I like.
Sure, I only wanted to say
that sometimes it isn't
such a bad idea to let
yourself be advised,
change your perspective on things,
especially when one doesn't
have good taste...
... and a fatter finger than usual.
Well, look, I'm taking this one.
And I'm going to pay you in Euro coins,
because you know how to count, right?
And a cute box with a ribbon.
Technical issue.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Listen, thanks a lot for
your friend's apartment,
we went to have a look last night.
Indeed? And you liked it?
I think it suits you very well.
We've paid the down payment in advance.
We're crazy about it.
I'm so glad.
I' II make two coffees.
David, I received a supposed reservation
email for your flights to the US,
they're saying something about a payment.
Hey, you're not leaving me alone with
all these submissions.
Shall I cancel it?
- No, no, no, no!
Um, ngeles,
I also need to tell you something.
David, look, don't surprise me
with senseless projects
or I'll have a heart attack.
We need to produce hits, David,
I'm sick of arthouse cinema.
No, me too, but let me
show you something.
I'm going to ask Quique to come
to Las Vegas and marry me.
You're kidding!
I'm going g to be in Las Vegas,
with my lifelong g boyfriend.
I've always wanted to do it.
I think it's a splendid idea.
When? How? Where?
It was spontaneous,
I still need to ask him.
I don't know, I want to
experience it, like you.
I just saw something
impressive on Tik Tok,
which is very popular at the moment.
Ill organize it for you.
Cafe tenia
The negativity of the verse
stands out here.
The horror.
Spirals of nebulae, which hold on to
each other creating a sense of movement.
It's wonderful.
Reason's suicide.
Tubby, we're in the museum, Tubby...
What's this?
I don't know.
Is a, what's this?
Part of the bachelor party.
Proposal, Is a. Proposal.
Marry me.
What's this all about?
It's a gesture of love.
Where is your mother?
No, no, no, no.
This is something beautiful between
you and I after so many years,
don't you think?
Let's do something crazy.
I booked a trip to Las Vegas.
-To Las Vegas?
-Yes.
But how tacky to go
to Las Vegas, David.
What has gotten into you suddenly?
I need to live the experience.
Very well, but not with me.
- Are you saying...
- Go marry someone else.
You can still refund the
ring and the tickets,
soon people will forget this.
But how can he not believe
in marriage after 15 years?
But you know what!
I still feel like doing it,
and no one can stop me.
I will keep going.
Don't you think you should
sleep on it, first?
This impulsiveness will end up
costing you a kidney, my friend.
What impulsiveness?
People go on safaris,
or go rafting,
or go to Turkey to have hair implanted
or eat at three-star-Michelin restaurants.
The only thing I want
is to celebrate a marriage.
If you do that, don't forget
not to use a self-tanner.
I'm a poor I little orphan girl.
Poor thing...
Some gazpacho?
Without bread?
MacBook Air
White flowers, pink Impala, done.
We are expecting you in 10 days
I only need the name of the other party.
And remember a few days before
the ceremony we need the ID
documents in order to finalize everything.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll send you the name of the other party
in a couple of days, because...
because you don't provide
this service, right?
Tubby, you've only got ten
more days to find a groom.
And exhale.
Have you understood the
breathing technique?
The intention is to sink the belly
and squeeze the genitals.
When Marcelo told me that
Quique had rejected you
I felt like breaking his legs.
But look at the bright side.
I'll put on a wedding just for me and I
can live this happy moment all by myself.
Why do I need to drag someone along
who doesn't want to do it with me?
Extravagant, very typical of you.
I think it's very original.
If you have a dream, you need
to reach it any way you can.
- I found a chapel with a pink Impala.
- No!
You get in and you get married
in a wonderful Impala.
Am I the only one who
thinks this is a bit...
Of course, just like when
they told you that there was
a double meaning in Shrek.
By God, Marc, please!
Fiona's sister is a transvestite.
Let's see, think about
this for a moment, eh.
A pink Impala, wonderful.
A minister officiating the ceremony.
Like in Showgirls, and someone
to push you down the stairs.
A song for life.
It's going to be perfect.
MISS IN Yes.
Romantic movies have destroyed
your brain, haven't they?
Aren't you leaving
your friends behind?
If I could go,
I would, eh.
You so would.
Besides, that's the point of
the trip, isn't it?
To bring back a story to tell.
And you've just come back
from one already.
Rejected by your partner,
returning the ring.
And the only thing you come up
with is to go on a trip
to see if you can find someone
who doesn't know you to marry.
You've gone nuts.
What you should do is dump Quique.
I love Quique.
Let's see, my vote's for spontaneity.
Like Messi, with his
precision with the ball.
An exquisite ability, but always
being unpredictable and swift.
And what David is doing is perfect.
It's a strategic and tactical change.
Look, that's how we won the
third world cup, it's going to work.
I'm just saying that I couldn't.
That's why you're still single.
What's so bad about being single?
You say that because you have me.
The most perfect love is
friendship with erotic moments.
I don't understand what you two have.
Love doesn't need to be understood,
it needs to be felt.
Hello, miss.
Mrs. Don't be mistaken, mister.
How are you?
Happy to see you.
Look, I ordered your favorite.
Oh, delicious.
Oh, I love us keeping the tradition
of seeing each other at this place.
- M hmm.
- Look, I brought you something
from San Francisco.
It's good.
This is... this is a daruma.
A daruma for good luck.
- Yeah.
- Thank you very much.
Don't mention it, a small detail.
Since I didn't have time to give
you a wedding present,
but I'm working on it.
Don't worry, you didn't have to.
Anyway you already did enough
to convince me to get married.
Did you know they charged us extra
for having trashed the venue?
Well you have a certain
danger deep down...
- By the way...
- What?
- Your friend David...
What?
-Oh! You like him?
-Mmm.
- No!
- Well, but, he's married, right?
Married, married, no.
The poor thing is trying, but...
To be honest none of us understand why
he's still together with Quique,
but listen, if you like him, why not try?
You never know.
We'll see.
I'm looking for a boyfriend
to get married with in Las Vegas.
Alberto, yes, yes, yes...
Of course, ah look.
Not so much, what?
Uri, I'm going to propose something crazy,
but I think you'll like it.
Twins?
Owen has reacted!
Well, I called you for something else,
but... after this news I can't
say anything else.
You're getting married in Las Vegas, you
aren't abandoning your class conscience.
Mmm, you found out?
Larvae, in the eye?
Hey, it's breaking up!
It's breaking up! Hello?
I'd love to, but I'm working.
Let him do whatever he wants,
how should I know?
IlI pay for your ticket.
Everything is paid for.
Oh, I would love to.
You can't imagine how much I have
wanted to be a godfather.
It was just in case you happen
to know anyone, but..
It's fine, it's fine.
Yes, yes, yes, she is finally at peace.
But you, more.
Why wasn't I born dead?
-Look, these figures.
-Yes.
Anyway, here we go in order.
Wait, I'm going to mark it.
- Hello love.
- Hello.
Would you mind closing up today?
Is a has a date and needs to leave eal ier.
Is Is a that bastard daughter of the devil
who says she's your assistant?
I need to live experiences
because my friends with stable
relationships live through me.
Who is he now?
Someone from my therapy group
of hypochondriacs.
Yes, he was in front of me the
whole time and I didn't notice him.
Until one day he appeared,
dancing, and there: crush.
- And now: date.
- Yes, he doesn't like labels.
Because he is a Sagitarius and
I'm a Pisces, it's inevitable.
He has a compounded surname.
Plus, he is a radio show host.
He knows exactly what he doesn't like.
It's like that, right?
That's what we learn in therapy.
Our therapist is a psychologist,
but receives information from
when she was a shaman in the Himalayas.
Yes, well, I don't really care
where she gets her information from.
But she helped us a lot.
We have improved a lot in
our ' hypo crisis.
Yes, and looks just like Chris Pratt.
Him, not her. Him.
You've gone nuts.
Well, at the same time I'm trying to sell
him a radio program about travels,
let's see if it works.
Sell, sell...
And you're also leaving?
Yes, I have an appointment at the bank.
- Surely they'll give it to you.
- Listen David...
Do you think it's a good moment
for you to leave now?
I mean, besides, no one has appeared yet.
Right, but look,
I've already booked a chapel.
99 dollars, and they give me
18 photos and I can livestream it.
Quique will end up going.
He's not going to come.
Call Esteban!
-Who is Esteban?
-Esteban, my friend Esteban.
I've talked to you about him
a thousand times.
He was at the wedding. Impossible that
you didn't see him, he is very cute
and, on top of that, he's a pilot,
and I know he flies to Los Angeles.
Surely, he'd be up to it.
Let me see.
Hello, I'm David.
ngeles gave me your number.
Listen, I' Il be travelling
route 66 passing
by Las Vegas on the 4 th of August.
Do you want to marry me?
But don't send it until
can think it over.
Perfect, you don't seem desperate.
Sent. These kind of things
you don't think over.
And move your ass,
so says the daughter of the devil.
What did you do you crazy woman?!
She sent it.
What is this I hear about
you getting married in Las Vegas?
Mom, how did you find out about this?
I'm your mother.
I need to use every social media
network to know about your whereabouts.
I even have a fake Grindr profile.
Mom, please!
What? You're finally getting
married with Quique?
No, I'm going on vacation and I'm passing
by Las Vegas, so I'm going to
simulate a wedding.
- Ah, with whom?
- I'm on that still
Quique isn't going?
He's got things to do.
Yes, like taking that
stick out of his ass.
Mom, please.
Ah, I just don't like him, son!
What do you want me to say?
If he at least like you,
but not even that.
Look, they tried convincing me
that love lasts forever.
But no, it lasts just as
long as an air freshener.
Then, that you can only
have sex with one person,
or only fancy your partner.
How many times have I had sex with
your uncle Pepe in my dreams?
And then, procreation.
And for the record, I conceived you and
your brother under the most
rigorous lovemaking
What a nightmare you
two have been, my God.
Half your life smelling like poo and
the other half smelling like semen.
Then comes having to live
under the same roof.
Even though that the key to a long
relationship is that the further
the other one lives, the better.
Because your father
has s been unbearable lately.
Especially since he found out
that you're getting married,
because he thinks it's Quique.
Mom, I gotta go, Quique is coming
Oof, Quique.
I swear that if they held
a competition of imbeciles,
the museum would win first,
second, and third place.
I have a meeting with
the people from the Met.
You're going to New York?
When?
The day after tomorrow in the morning.
Ah, then you can take me to the airport.
No, no, I don't have time, Tubby.
Go with ngeles.
I'm off to play p del.
How do I look? Good?
Take this, Tubby.
Bye.
Go prepared. Take condoms.
The Americans are dirty.
Marc!
But did you talk to Quique?
- About what?
What else?
Dirty Americans.
Don't involve me in your antics.
Come here, let's see.
One hand... let's see.
Ooh, hitchikers will be dying to
take a ride, alright. Tell him, Marc.
You're very handsome, David
But with more enthusiasm, hell.
You are incredibly fuck able, [ David.
More.
I'd let you swallow it whole, be my slave,
and then I'd fuck you so much,
so, so, much, until
you tell me, Marc, enough.
And I would tell you no until
you took the last drop.
No, too much.
That's not his thing
He's more of a fetish kind of guy.
I have toys too.
I mean, for the loneliness of the road.
Who would say no to a harness?
Or some anal beads.
The two of you are a couple
of degenerates, aren't you?
Luis was once detained and ended up
fucking two policemen in Valladolid.
I'm saying this, because
if it happened in Valladolid
imagine what can happen to you in America.
III take the condoms.
Ah, what couldn't a hot cop fix?
Or a firefighter, imagine a firefighter.
A firefighter... with the siren.
And with the truck and everything.
And the hose and the water pressure.
Not here, eh.
Not in my bed.
Listen, you sent
the grant submission, right?
Yes, yes, yes. Last night I left
it uploading everything.
Listen, could we talk about something?
Sure.
Am I that undesirable?
What are you referring to?
Nobody has answered me yet.
Nobody?
It's going to be the
saddest wedding in history.
I hoped that, I don't know,
he would end up changing his mind.
That he would feel regret and that
he would come to Las Vegas with me.
But... please.
Even Humphrey Bogart accompanied
Bergman to the ladder
of the airplane in Casablanca.
And Casablanca, is a bore,
such a bore.
Even there he accompanied her for love.
And they were at war!
And for me not even in peace.
You've received few
blows in life, sweetie.
- Well.
- Few.
Dear passengers, due to a storm in Chicago
we are forced to divert the flight to the
nearest airport, in Minneapolis.
Finally, adverse weather, we will divert
the flight to the city of Los Angeles.
Americans are just so charming
-Just like you.
- Ooh! Look, Dolly Part on's cousin.
What time is it?
I don't know what time it is.
ngeles, I'm going to have
a nervous breakdown.
There was a little storm.
And they redirected us to
Minnesota or to Missouri.
I don't know where they sent us.
We ended up in Los Angeles.
What am I supposed to do in Los Angeles?
I wanted to go somewhere else.
David, David, breathe.
Where are you now?
I don't know, on a road in the middle of
nowhere. This is the ass end of the world.
Mounted on a caravan, this is insane!
All because a very unpleasant
American rented it out to me,
because he couldn't give me
the car I had rented.
And what shall I do now?
Furthermore, do I need to travel
through half the US to start the route?
I'll destroy the Ozone
layer all by myself.
Easy, David. Look, is Los Angeles
the beginning or the end of the trip?
ngeles, please. Don't become
my yoga teacher now.
I don't know what it is.
It's where I don't want to be.
My God, David. I've seen women burning
alive who complain less than you do.
Let's see, just reverse course,
and go directly to Las Vegas.
Ah, looking at it that way.
Of course, I could do the trip
the other way around, right?
Hello?
Tubby, have you reached Chicago yet?
No, we had to deviate the flight,
because, well, a mess you can't imagine.
So now I have to do the route,
but I have to do it the other way around.
But that doesn't matter, because trips
can be done in either direction, right?
From one end to the other...
there are people who do it
the other way round.
- I want to say that for me...
- I'm preparing a brunch.
Edu and Albert are coming in a bit.
Who are Edu and Albert?
Two guys from the Greco-Roman wing.
That's tasty, good God.
By the way, today I'm off to New York.
Well I have already found
someone to marry in Las Vegas.
- Oh really?
- Yes, yes, yes.
Very tall, beautiful, very blond,
very big, a firefighter.
I think he's got a big dick.
If he accepted just like that he
must have some ugly side to him.
Well, enjoy your brunch.
And you your wedding, Tubby.
Thanks.
I can't believe it.
Not in my bed, eh.
Not in my bed.
There.
Here, some Greco-Roman art.
Look, a story from David.
What's this?
Look what my boss has been getting up to.
And who the hell is this?
Looks like a firefighter.
- It's a firefighter.
- It's a firefighter. It's a firefighter.
Hello David, I know I
shouldn't be calling you.
I need your social security
number and I couldn't find Quique.
No? He should have already
landed in New York.
He's flying around now and that's
why I couldn't get a hold of him.
He must be at a brunch.
What do you need?
I need your social security number,
which starts with some letters.
I only need the letters.
Ah, OK, OK. They're O X L T.
Perfect, thank you.
Are you sure Quique
went to New York?
Imagine if he went to look
for you in Las Vegas...
I don't even want to.
Ciao!
Hello, I'm Esteban,
I received your message.
I'm surprised to hear your proposal.
Listen, seems like a great plan.
So look, if you want to send
me the details when you arrive,
I'll check my flight plan
in order to coordinate, OK?
Kisses.
Oh my God, I'm getting married.
I'm getting married.
Every girl's dream!
Esteban, many thanks for
accepting so quickly.
I've reserved a room in a hotel
and when I park the car I'll send
you the location so you can come.
I'm excited to meet you. Kisses.
I'm a left-wing person until
they talk to me about hotels...
Let's see the bathroom.
Damn, that was quick.
- Hello David.
- Uh, Esteban?
I couldn't wait to meet
my future husband.
Well thank you very
much for accepting.
It's going to be fun,
it's been a bit crazy,
but I think we'll have a good time
I mean, living an experience
but without risks,
since I have everything prepared, well...
Is he an astronaut?
Yes, it's an astronaut.
I didn't want to come up empty handed
and this is what I liked
most from the hotel shop.
I don't know if you'll want
us to get dressed
as Elvis or Marilyn,
or what did you have in mind?
I could look quite exotic
as Marilyn, I must admit.
No, I know they are giving us two suits,
but I don't know anything else.
Fabulous...
... to be honest, I am quite
excited about doing this.
It's fun to be able to say
you got married in Las Vegas.
Really? Last minute like that?
Well, since the really
good things in life are...
Improvised.
Hmm.
Do you mind if I have a quick bath?
Sure, there.
Thanks.
Always offline.
So, here we are, two strangers
about to get married,
because one of them left his
proposal in the hands of a nut bag.
And how do you know that?
ngeles told me.
What a bitch!
Listen, do we have
any plans for tonight?
No.
Do you like The Wizard Of Oz?
Sometimes the essential
is invisible to the eye.
It's playing at a theater nearby.
We're going to the Emerald City.
Champagne and seafood,
until the music stops.
Hello Esteban, it's me.
Have you both met up?
saw a story from David and..
well, send me a message and
tell me if everything is okay.
Come on David, pick up!
David, it's me again,
have you listened to any of the
thousand messages I've left you?
By the way, it's very bad luck to
sleep together before getting married.
Can you imagine this turns out badly
and we end up getting divorced?
Well, and fighting over
the custody of the kids.
Which side of the bed?
I don't know, you decide,
it's your room.
I don't mind.
I'm ambidextrous.
By the way, did you know they filmed
the new season of Grey's Anatomy here?
I'm more a romantic comedy kind of guy.
Yes, me too, I love those.
Maybe you prefer science fiction.
Listen, if you want, I'll take you to
Area 51 tomorrow and you'll freak out!
- Oh yeah?
- Of course. Seriously, it's cathartic.
Sometimes I put on sad movies to
cry my eyes out, like,
I don't know, The Fault
in Our Stars or Titanic.
Or the one with the dog, Hachiko.
I cry more for the dog
than for Richard Gere.
Me too! Of course, this epic finale...
My Best Friend's Wedding.
That ending, between Julia
Roberts and Rupert Everett..
"Maybe there won't be marriage,
maybe there won't be sex,
but, by God, there'll be dancing. "
By the way...
The two of us didn't dance at
all at the wedding of ngeles.
I didn't see you.
But that's easily fixed.
You really asked him to
marry you with a flashmob?
With choreography and all.
If you do that to me I would trom
accept with my eyes closed.
My dance card is all filled out.
I don't believe you.
Come on, rascal.
You're reading the map upside down!
Look, all this you see in front of you.
All of this was farmland, right?
No, silly.
All of this in front of you is
Area 51 and we can't pass.
Just out front there is a mailbox where
you can leave a message to the aliens
And ask them about someone you miss.
Who would you send a message to?
I think to my father,
I miss him a lot.
Ah! I thought he was still alive.
My mother always acts as
if he was still alive and
talks to him..
The two of them had quite a history..
I dream of being able to have a
little bit of what the two of them had.
Come on, let's go to the alien shop.
Everything!
- From interstellar space.
Oh! I've just fallen in love,
I'm getting married with another.
Do you remember? Like the portrait
of Jesus, the eyes move.
Alien cafe! Must smell like...
hyperspace.
Hyperspace, of course, interstellar.
Drop that, it's polyester.
I've just fallen in love again!
Can we take this? Yes, yes.
I've already taken two this evening.
This one is great. Try, try.
Wait, hold
Look, it's ngeles!
Wait, let me put you on speaker!
Listen, guess who I am with.
Didn't you see the email I sent you?
No.
You told me, that you had
submitted the grant application.
And?
I talked to the person
in charge of the fund
and she told me that don't have
anything registered.
How can that be?
I told her! I told her!
Could you please revise that?
The dead ine is tomorrow
and they want an interview
with us to clarify some concepts
of what we submitted.
- But I'm getting married tomorrow.
- David, I can't do it.
I don't have power of
attorney within the company.
But how can I move forward
with a wedding, ngeles?
How should I know?
What shall I tell them?
I don't even have the submission forms.
Well, the way to move forward
is to move forward, period.
What, what? Wait ngeles,
wait, one second!
We'll go to the chapel right now and tell
them we want to get married right now.
We don't have any guests anyway,
nor witnesses, or anyone.
We don't have anything to lose.
Nothing to lose, yeah.
ngeles, tell them yes.
I'll revise the submission and
tomorrow I' l send it to them.
I'm getting married now, I'll tell you
all about it later. Bye, kisses!
Let's go! Run! Hurry!
She's so tall.
ngeles, you can relax
about the g grant.
I've revised it and everything
is fine and submitted.
Later I'll send you the confirmation
and tomorrow when they
send me the link,
I'll join online. Kisses.
You're very handsome.
Thanks.
You too.
They told me you were Korean.
You, David, need to sign the love
and fidelity agreement for him.
And our intention is to live
a committed relationship.
But naughty, tralala.
You will give him the gold,
divine treasure...
Do you think this woman is marrying us
or converting us to Taoism?
To take care one of another,
in sickness and in health,
Oh my love...
When you get married you'll be
the most happy man in the world.
Don't you think you should...
Romantic movies have rotted
your brain, haven't they?
I need air.
But David, where are you going?
David! Where are you going?
Come here! Stop!
David, stop.
David, stop!
What are you doing?
Didn't you want to live an experience?
I imagined it to be,
I don't know, different.
Different, how?
Surrounded by my family, my friends.
Bre ate, David, breathe.
Easy, breathe.
And started to talk about
love, for life.
Open your eyes.
Look at me.
And now tell me the truth.
Did you want to live this
experience of a wedding, or not?
All I want is to be loved.
Look at me.
My crybaby.
The two of us are going
to go in there now and get married.
Agreed?
If you want, we can change
some words of the text
and instead of it being a legal wedding,
it would be a ceremony
of commitment.
Friends tend to do it like that,
to say they will always
be there for each other.
However you feel more comfortable.
You two are very amiable people.
We are here to celebrate
the happiness of sharing,
of life, of work,
the humility to receive the
gift of love from the sky,
friendship, companionship.
This is sacred.
They will be together until the end.
Today, we shall receive a
blessing from the universe,
an orgasm every once in a while,
a sensation of fulfillment and happiness.
This makes me very happy,
to see such beautiful people.
I want to marry you.
You'll be happy.
I've received the blessing from
God to be able to wear this toga,
and be here with the love of your lives.
You may kiss the groom.
It's a rental! We have to return it!
What are you doing? No, no, no,
don't take pictures of me.
Hey!
Esteban.
You are beautiful, look.
Once I read that when we see
our own reflection,
we change our position
and unconsciously look
for the more attractive part of ourselves.
We don't see the things the way they are,
but the way we are.
I've gotten used to seeing
my own reflection.
Look, I follow the line here...
and down here,
and I find this little piece.
Raise your head a bit.
Turn, there, don't move.
I see you strong, powerful,
sure about yourself.
When you've been fat as a kid,
you never stop feeling that way.
Good morning, sleeping beauty.
Just in time for breakfast.
I'm so lucky you're my husband, right?
I'll get dressed and we
can go down for breakfast.
I'm starving
Or I order room service.
Much better.
Damn, they had it prepared.
Hello.
How I've missed you,
son of a bitch.
Hello, I'm Quique.
And you... sorry.
You don't resemble the guy
from the picture.
Yes, I'll pack my stuff
and I'll leave right away.
Thanks.
Sorry.
It was wrong to say no to you.
Let's get married.
Today.
I'm glad I saved your spot for you.
Thanks.
Esteban! Stop!
I don't know what to tell you.
Anything, so that I don't leave.
Esteban, I...
am so sorry that you
got your hopes up.
But I have a boyfriend.
And I'm sorry if...
if you misinterpreted everything
that happened between us
because it's true that it was nice, right?
But it was just that, an adventure,
a simulation.
You really believe that?
I don't know.
Look David,
if you want you can keep fooling yourself.
Act as if you are happy
even though there is no
love in your life anymore.
Despite you waking up tomorrow
asking yourself
what on Earth you are trying to save.
It's way easier to fool yourself
than facing the truth.
But you already know that, no?
Tubby, it doesn't matter.
What time is our wedding?
Hello, hello, hello,
we had a reservation to
get married today, today.
No, no, there must be a
misunderstanding, because we
just arrived in Las Vegas and
we want to get married today.
Tubby, let me, let me.
well, I'm Venezuelan,
but that's another story
and we want to get married.
I am Afro American
and we can't do two
weddings in less than 24 hours.
It's against company policy.
What does she mean
with two weddings, Tubby?
No, no, no! Lady, look.
The woman is mistaken.
I got married, I got married.
Eh... Look...
It's very long and
difficult to explain,
but we should have gotten
married today, but in the end
we got married yesterday.
I am so glad to hear that!
You've gotten this weight off you
and I thought I had to get
married in this trashy place.
I had a whole speach prepared
about Warhol and pop,
but that doesn't matter now.
You travelled half the planet to make
the most romantic gesture of your life
and it turns out you were bluffing?
Bluffing?
You just got married,
you won't get married twice.
It's illegal, that's
what the young lady said.
Look at Liz Taylor.
Yes, but not in 24 hours.
I didn't get married.
I made a promise between two friends.
And do you know why?
Because I didn't have the balls
to marry anyone else who wasn't you.
That's what happened.
That's fine.
If it's so important for you,
let's get married,
but in Barcelona.
Yes, a wedding how
it's supposed to be.
I'll take care of it.
OK, Tubby?
Don't call me Tubby.
Forget the trip, this nonsense,
the routes, all of it.
I'm going to finish the route,
because it's the dream of my life.
No, but it's nonsense.
You started the route
incorrectly, that's all.
Listen, listen. We are leaving today and
we are getting married in Barcelona.
You are very tall
and very beautiful.
Thanks.
We need to talk.
Hello David,
how was the trip?
How are you feeling?
Where is Is a?
Didn't you listen to my messages?
You didn't come to the interview.
Which interview?
For the project we sent
to the grant. It was mandatory.
Oh God, with all the drama I forgot.
What drama?
What happened? Who the hell
was that guy in the selfie?
- Oh dear.
What happened at the wedding, David?
Well, I nearly had a runaway bride moment.
Yes, yes, I was about to
not marry Esteban.
But in the end I got married.
And the day after Quique appeared
and also wanted to marry me,
but we couldn't get married, because...
This obsession with the
wedding is going ruin us.
Yes, you're right to be mad.
I'm not angry.
I'm tired.
But don't worry, I'll talk to them.
I'm here, trying to save a
company that isn't even mine,
whilst you are running away from problems,
which causes more problems
I'm always dealing with your shit.
I'm always in second place.
I'm sick of it.
I'm leaving.
What do you mean
you're leaving? Where to?
Home.
To figure out how to continue
paying for it if I have no job.
No, ngeles, you won't lose your job.
ngeles...
I need to start taking care of myself.
And you should start
getting your life in order.
Thank you for being here.
For me this is an important day.
I have something to tell you.
Art is precarious.
It emerges from crisis,
from violence.
Growth is violent.
Like the burst of a seed
about to turn into a fruit.
This makes me think of love.
Love is beautiful
just like what I have with my other half.
15 years deserve a celebration.
A celebration you are all invited to.
I won't accept lillies if they
aren't from Casablanca.
By the way, the people from the finca
should give us torches for the way.
Of course, and tomorrow we'll
revise the invitation list.
Come... come on honey.
Kiss, bye.
How they try and fool
you with these weddings.
All of this, because it is
the most important day of your life.
What a farce.
ngeles left me.
I'm sure it's nothing. Look!
The same catering at half
the price. They're thieves.
Kali ah, darling, how are you?
How's it going with Boris? Very good...
Hi mom.
Son, are you crying?
Mom...
I'm getting married.
Again? Didn't you
just get married?
Yes, but this one
is the right one.
With Quique, I managed in the end.
Darling, the wedding thing is nonsense.
What?
You're talking about it as
if it was an achievement.
It's not a milestone.
It's the beginning of an adventure.
But it also works
out without a wedding.
What's important is love,
but with yourself.
But I thought it
was important for you.
Son, I was high most of the time.
You shouldn't listen to me too much,
neither when I drink,
nor when I smoke a joint,
or when I take estrogen
to get past my menopause.
Your father and I got married
to give you a all l a record,
but we were already happy before.
The wedding didn't
make it better, we did.
With our family.
The wedding was just another celebration.
Although, with your father,
everyday was a celebration.
That's why I have such difficulty
letting go of your father.
I only want you to love yourself
and for you to be loved.
And now I need to leave you,
because your father
is surely about to arrive
and will want to eat.
Mom, you're right.
About what?
About everything.
Listen, couldn't you have
told me this 20 years ago?
"Yes I do"
Quique Nieto will marry his partner
of 15 years in a massive ceremony.
Quique.
Tubby, oh, good.
I have everything ready.
On this side the family, which is...
I don't want to hear it.
Tubby, don't be annoying.
On this side my friends
and on the other
side the cool people.
Boris, who will surely come.
A few gallerists from New York,
which is important for me.
And the mayor.
And ngeles?
ngeles is coming?
A set of cutlery less.
Doesn't matter.
Or two, because she'll surely
come with her husband.
Ah look, instead we could invite Malena
and Enrique. Enrique is doing very well.
Stop.
Sorry?
We're done.
You don't like anything or anyone.
I think you don't even like me.
You have no idea who I am.
Of what I like, what I feel,
what I need. My life, my friends.
You never gaze beyond
your perfect navel.
You are so self-centered...
I am planning your wedding.
Your wedding, David.
What more do you want?
Of course, my love.
You are planning my wedding.
But you should be
organizing our wedding.
And I've been thinking
a long time about
a long time thinking about
about what I was missing
in my life, but no.
Nothing is missing.
I just need to let you go.
Look, Tubby.
Everything is paid for.
If you ever call me Tubby
again I'll bust your lip.
The most important thing is that.
that I love you.
And me too, my dear.
But that's it.
Hello!
Hello.
I didn't find one that said
"Welcome to Barcelona.
And when I went to the shop and
I saw the alien I thought of you.
Well, of you and me,
the two of us in Las Vegas.
Of the Martians... no, no, no,
I'm not saying you're a Martian.
I'm getting a bit confused here.
Take it.
Thanks.
Esteban, it was a mistake to tell you that
what happened in Las Vegas was
just an adventure.
I'm very sorry, because
that is not what I think.
And thank you very much for marrying me
without having asked for anything in return.
Besides, with you..
those pictures you took
was the best sex
I've ever had in my life.
And those pictures helped me regain
confidence in myself to face my fears.
And that is why I
can to tell you that.
am a guy in front of another guy...
Oh no, sorry. Sorry.
David, where are you going?
Do you want me to read your horoscope?
Do I have a choice?
Mercury is entering Pisces next week.
It's a great opportunity
to introduce changes.
Because surely during the Libra
phase you acted like a complete asshole.
Surely, it says asshole there.
If you get run over by a car tomorrow,
better not to have anything pending.
There might be a Scorpio in your
new apartment waiting for an apology.
Isa...
Shut up.
Do you want me to read your palms?
No.
Fine, then I'm off.
And remember, wherever your heart
wants to be you'll find your treasure.
Marcelo, bro, I need your help.
Everything ready?
Ready.
ngeles, could you come to
the balcony, sweetheart, please?
OK, coming.
Go!
Yes, yes.
Let me tell you.
That I am a total idiot.
And that you were
right about everything.
You are the woman of my life.
But since you are already married.
I shall propose something else...
Give me a second chance.
Get out of here!
-Ma'am!
What happened?
Let's be business partners.
Let's be business partners.
Really?
You're missing the part that
says to me, you are perfect.
ngeles, listen, I've got
another meeting with the financiers
and we have another interview
the day after tomorrow.
But this time we shall do it differently.
- How?
- Together. You and I shall convince them.
- Why?
Because we are family.
And because some of your
good sense rubbed off on me,
And some of my spontaneity
rubbed off on you...
Nothing can beat that, right?
We have two days.
I feel like I can
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
I feel like I can
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a plane
that won't stop
I still have a reason to walk
barefoot on hot coals
Maybe the best is yet to come
Or so I hope
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
Uh... I thought we were meeting
today, after the trip.
No big deal, I'm leaving.
I have had a few too
many drinks and I'm tired.
Las Vegas was a mistake,
I suppose he already told you.
But at least I still have the experience.
It's safe to assume
I'm married to the wrong person.
I feel like I can fly
With the force of a cyclone
That won't stop
for anything
-He does that very well
-Very well.
- Now, now, there, there! Very good, bravo!
- Very good love.
That's the chorus and after
the verse. Shall I do the verse?
But, you did a little gesture like
"Hurry, hurry" like
"good thing you finished the song."
- Don't be like that.
- No. Are you grouchy?
I'm grouchy when you criticize everything.
Here we go, he wants love, look at him...
You're grouchy, you're grouchy.
Anyone wants bread?
Eat and shut up.
No, but we need to
celebrate that Huracn won.
Huracn! Did you know I am
rooting for Huracn, Marcelo?
Very good, the Huracn
fan from Parque Patricios.
From Huracn.
Fanatic, we won with double 9.
- I can be for Huracan, too?
- Of course , of course
- From, from Huracan.
- I can't listen to this, no no.
Astronauts calling Earth:
summary of the week.
Project approved.
What?
You're kidding.
I felt like making a romantic comedy.
And by the way, we need
to talk about love.
Don't involve me in your stories, no.
Listen, are you going to see him again?
I think I let him get away..
he already found someone else.
Darlings, I was referring
to something else.
You always get so tense
you look like you've just
come out of a film by Almodovar.
But you need to fight for
what you want, David.
But he doesn't even
answer my messages.
He's offended and that is normal.
There's nothing more to do
Besides, if he is with someone else.
I don't want to get in the way.
How could he not be with someone
else with you being a mess?
Could you listen to me, please?
Maturing doesn't mean you
need to stop dreaming.
Kids! Could you shut up for once!
Listen, I feel terrible.
Yes, it seems like ever since
your little incident
we can't talk about weddings anymore.
Me?
Yes, you.
If I don't say it I'll explode.
Do you want to see Esteban again?
I do
Of course.
Here, a golden opportunity.
Even cat gets married here, or what?
Hello.
I was very mad, sorry.
I missed you.
Everything was just so...
- I know.
You went to the other side of
the world to enter into a commitment.
That was a game.
But it got out of hand.
He is crazy about you.
I know it, he doesn't have to tell me.
I can see it in his eyes.
But sometimes love isn't enough.
Or worse, I don't want to be
a passing whim, just a rebound.
Look, how shall I tell you this...
The thing is, I'm at an age
where if I try to
keep quiet about something,
He saw someone in your house and
didn't want to get in the way.
And in the end he did
exactly the same as you.
In order to not disturb, to not get
in the way, to not do this, or not that.
In the end, guys, with oh not this,
oh not that, and you do it all wrong.
I'm just saying that the
opportunity is in your hands.
Is a has invited you to
her wedding. We're all going
Take advantage of it, or not.
That depends on you.
By God, we haven't been
like this for a while.
I'm so happy.
You look so good, so beautiful,
so relaxed. So... splendid.
Put a smile on that face.
Message...
-... from Esteban.
- No!
Yes.
Hello David,
sorry for not showing
any signs of life sooner
and having been absent, but look,
I have something important to tell you.
I hope to see you at Is a's wedding.
I'll come by for a bit and then
leave since I'm going on a trip.
That's all, see you later.
What? What is he saying?
He wants to see me.
Go to him!
- Oh yes!
- Come on!
love you.
I love you mom.
Oh, finally!
I'm happy, I'm happy today. Cheers.
Now I would have a Whiskey,
but no, I have Tai-Chi.
Hello! Thanks for coming!
Paquita, jerk, you didn't come and say hi.
Well, OK, OK, in a bit.
Well, remember it's an open bar!
Well, love! Love is free too!
That, the bar and love, free!
- Cheers!
- Cheers...
Cheers, and you can
come and take pictures.
Me first...
One thing, thank you
all for this moment.
Well, for having come
to this sudden wedding.
Hey guys, have you seen David?
He said he was going to come?
I thought he said he had
gone to the restroom.
You wait here, while you
dance I'll look for him.
I don't think he confirmed.
Maybe he is at home,
changing the mattress,
because it was so hard.
Uh, hard?
- Like a firefighter.
- Like a firefighter... no.
David, Esteban has come to
look for you. Where are you?
You always have to be late.
The wedding was moved forward
two hours, you remember?
What do you mean two hours?
When did they change it?
David, by God, if you hear this,
don't be a fool and let him escape again.
What the hell is going on?
I'll be damned!
What do I do now?
David, we are trying to stall Esteban,
but since you aren't here he wants to leave.
If you aren't here in twenty seconds,
I' IIl burn your apartment down.
o many years, so many comings and goings
it's nice to see you close up.
For now, let's live in the moment,
let us celebrate.
But don't forget that you made
a promise and a promise is a debt.
Seems like you're forgetting
about "The Glory hole.
Esteban!
There is a glass missing in your hand.
No, love. I'm going to leave.
- No, no, no, no, wait.
- Yes, I need to leave.
Honey, honey,
everything is ready.
Attention, you won't believe it. Let's go.
Stop there.
Hey!
Esteban!
Thank you guys.
Esteban...
He was my cousin.
Oh my, I thought he
was your boyfriend.
Yes, he came to help me
with the plumbing...
I didn't want to leave
without telling you.
You're leaving?
I asked for a transfer and
I'm flying this evening.
Esteban... it's just me without
you it's like I can't...
Well, the drama queen has arrived,
as if it was the end of Grey's Anatomy
with her re d-d ark trousers and...
Today is a good day.
I don't know.
You are irrational, impulsive,
a die-hard romantic
and obnoxiously imperfect.
That being said, there
is nothing I like more.
Oh my crybaby.
Are you doing anything this afternoon?
Leaving with you.
Well then, we are already late...
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