Wishcraft (2002) Movie Script
( students chattering )
A LOT OF THIS,
WE DON'T--
WE DON'T
REALLY HAVE TO
GET INTO. UM...
BUT UH, WE SHOULD
KNOW THE 1938
NON-AGGRESSION PACT.
NOW THE
COOL THING
ABOUT THAT 1938
NON-AGGRESSION PAC
BETWEEN RUSSIA
AND GERMANY,
WAS THAT STALIN
KNEW THAT HITLER
DIDN'T INTEND
TO HONOR IT
FOR VERY LONG.
HE ONLY MADE THE
DEAL SO HE COULD
BUY SOME TIME AND
REBUILD HIS ARMIES.
SO, WE SHOULD
LOOK AT THAT
AND, UM, THERE'S
SOME OTHER STUFF,
UH, WE SHOULD
GO OVER.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
STUDY WORLD WAR II ?
WELL, A LOT OF
PEOPLE THINK IT WAS
AMERICA'S FINEST HOUR.
YOU'RE REALLY
INTO THIS STUFF,
AREN'T YOU ?
SURE.
NOT THAT I
DON'T HAVE
OTHER INTERESTS.
I--I HAVE A LOT
OF OTHER STUFF
I LIKE TO DO.
OH, YEAH ?
NAME 3.
3 ? UH,
OK, UH,
UM...
I LOVE TO READ.
OH, THAT'S
ANOTHER
ACADEMIC SUBJECT.
OK. UH, I
DON'T KNOW, UM,
FOOD. I LOVE FOOD.
I LOVE FINE FOOD.
UH, MOVIES.
I LOVE MOVIES.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW I FORGOT THAT.
I LOVE MOVIES.
OK, SO FOOD
AND MOVIES.
WHAT ELSE ?
UM, GIRLS.
REALLY ?
OH, I MEAN,
I'M--I'M NOT THAT
EXPERIENCED, BUT, UH...
UH, I'M VERY
INTERESTED,
TOTALLY
INTERESTED
IN GIRLS.
( bell ringing )
I TOLD CODY YOU
WEREN'T GAY.
CODY THOUGHT
I WAS...
CODY THOUGHT
I WAS GAY ?
OH, HE THINKS ANY
GUY WHO DOESN'T
PLAY SPORTS IS GAY.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
THANKS FOR
THE SESSION.
SURE.
( sighing )
GIRLS.
( all )
HEY ! BEARS !
COME ON ! COME
ON ! LET'S GO !
( engine revving )
( students chattering )
HEY, SAM.
YES.
I THINK THAT
DORK'S GOT A
CRUSH ON YOU.
NO WAY.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S STARING
RIGHT AT YOU.
OH, COME ON,
HE'S JUST
MY TUTOR.
HE TOTALLY IS !
( engine revving )
( Sam )
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
LET'S DO THE CODY CHEER.
READY !
( all )
C-O-D-Y !
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE !
( man )
SATURDAY, YOU'RE WORKING
AT THE SHOWROOM, RIGHT ?
OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID YOU'D
WORK WITH ME
THIS SUMMER.
I WILL, DAD.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SATURDAY IS THE
SPRING BLAST.
DID YOU MAKE
UP YOUR MIND
WHO YOU'D LIKE
TO TAKE, YET ?
YEAH. MOM, I KNOW
THERE ARE GIRLS
LINING UP
AROUND THE BLOCK
AWAITING MY DECISION,
BUT, UH...
NO, I HAVEN'T.
IT'S OK TO
GO ALONE.
THERE'LL BE LOTS
OF GIRLS THERE
THAT HAVE
NO DATES.
WHAT'S
THE MATTER,
BRETT ?
CAN'T GET
A DATE ?
WHAT ?
HEY.
OUCH !
SORRY. HEY,
I'M SORRY.
OK, BY JUNE
OF 1944,
GERMANY HAD LOST
ALL HOPES OF
WINNING THE WAR.
NOW, HIT--
( door opening )
HEY, DESIREE.
( Desiree )
HI.
HI, DESIREE.
YOU'RE SO HOT.
( Desiree )
SHUT UP.
HOWIE, STOP,
STOP IT.
SORRY.
SHE'S HOT.
( Desiree )
YOU MORON.
NOW, WE'RE
TALKING
ABOUT HITLER.
ADOLF HITLER.
UH, DO YOU
KNOW WHO THAT
IS, DESIREE ?
YEAH.
UM, HITLER WOULD NOT
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR ANY OF HIS
STRATEGIC BLUNDERS,
OF COURSE.
AND HE REFUSED
TO ACCEPT THE
NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENT.
SO, SEVERAL
SENIOR ARMY OFFICERS
WHO WANTED
TO SAVE GERMANY
TRIED TO
ASSASSINATE HIM
WITH A BOMB.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE FUHRER, UM...
What do
you mean ?
Uh, what do
you mean ?
WAS ONLY
WOUNDED.
AHEM, HEY, CODY
AND SAMANTHA...
HI, JIMBO.
THIS MATERIAL
IS GOING TO BE
ON THE NEXT EXAM.
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THE TIP,
MR. TURNER.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
CODY.
YOU UNDERSTAND,
SAMANTHA ?
YEAH.
UM...
WHAT EVENT...
SHATTERED HITLER'S
HOPES OF WINNING
THE WAR ?
OH ! OH !
PLEASE, HOWIE.
I KNOW IT.
NO, YOU DON'T.
PLEASE !
UH, OK.
CODY !
WHAT EVENT
SHATTERED
HITLER'S HOPES
OF WINNING
THE WAR ?
( laughing )
YOU KNOW,
MR. TURNER,
I'M GONNA LET
JIMBO HERE ANSWER
THAT FOR ME.
( Mr. Turner )
THAT'S VERY
GENEROUS, CODY.
OK, JIMBO.
( Jimbo clearing throat )
( Jimbo )
DANG !
FORGET IT.
SAMANTHA ?
UM...
Battle of the Bulge.
Huh ?
Battle of the Bulge.
WHAT'S THE
ANSWER, BRETT ?
UM...
BATTLE OF
THE BULGE.
( sneezing )
KISS-ASS !
( Howie )
I KNEW THAT.
( students laughing )
THAT WAS WHAT
I WAS THINKING.
SOMETIMES, WHEN
I'M TUTORING HER,
WE JUST, WE
MAKE A LITTLE
EYE CONTACT.
( laughing )
IT'S LIKE,
THERE'S A TWINKLE
IN HER EYE.
( Howie squawking )
Whoa, I'm sorry. Are
you having a moment ?
WHAT DOES SHE
SEE IN HIM ?
What does she
see in him ?
Let's think
about this for
a second, Brett.
What does
Samantha
see in Cody ?
"Hi, I'm Cody.
I'm a Greek Adonis."
"I'm Brett, and I
get my assignments
in on time."
"Hi, I'm Cody.
"And I have
the choice of
"any university
in the world
"to play
football at."
"Hi, I'm Brett.
I jerk off a lot,
because I get my
"assignments
in on time."
WHAT IS THIS SHIT ?
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL.
Just do a little
reality check, bro.
HE'S AN IDIOT.
TALKS TO HIS
PECS IN THE GYM.
HE HAS NO DEPTH.
I HAVE DEPTH.
Yeah, you have
depth. Maybe, she
doesn't have depth.
NO, SHE DOES.
SHE'S JUST GOING
THROUGH A
SUPERFICIAL STAGE.
IT'LL PASS.
"Just going
through a
superficial stage.
"It'll pass."
Whoa !
YOU'RE GONNA
BRING OUT
THE MONKEY ?
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SHOW YOU
THE MONKEY.
TALK TO THE
MONKEY. TALK TO
THE MONKEY'S ASS.
( Howie )
WANT ANOTHER
LICORICE ?
( Brett )
NO. I'M SERIOUS.
THEY'RE MAKING ME SICK.
OH, DUDE, THEY'RE
DELICIOUS.
WHY DO YOU EAT
THE BLACK
INSTEAD OF
THE RED ?
BECAUSE ONCE
YOU GO BLACK,
YOU NEVER
GO BACK.
( laughing )
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M
THINKING, MAN ?
I'M THINKING,
LIKE, WE SHOULD
MIGRATE A BIT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
KINDA SPREAD
OURSELVES
AMONGST
OUR PEERS.
I MEAN, LOOK
AT THAT GROUP,
RIGHT THERE.
THAT GROUP GOT
IT GOING ON.
THEY'LL BE THE
NEXT BILL GATES.
RICH.
THAT'S YOU.
YOU COULD
TOTALLY GO
OVER THERE,
AND THEY WOULD
ACCEPT YOU WITH
OPEN, LOVING ARMS.
SEE, THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND
ME IS, LIKE...
I'M LIKE A
CHAMELEON.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
LIKE A ONE-FACED MAN.
I'M LIKE A
MANY-FACED MAN.
I'M A LADIES MAN,
AND I'M A BUNCH
OF OTHER STUFF.
YOU KNOW ?
YOU KNOW ?
I'M SERIOUS, I MEAN,
LIKE, THE GOTH.
OK, I COULD
DEFINITELY
BE A GOTH.
I'D JUST PUT
SOME WHITE
STUFF ON MY FACE
AND LOOK ALL MAD
ALL THE TIME.
"I'M ANGRY."
AND THE JOCKS.
CHECK THEM OUT,
LOOK AT THEM.
I'D HAVE TO
WORK OUT A BIT IN
THE GYM, AND, LIKE,
GET A
LITTLE BUFF.
I GOT A
LITTLE PUDGE.
THE LADIES LIKE
PUDGE AND SHIT,
YOU KNOW ?
OH, MY GOD, CHECK
IT OUT, BRO.
THAT'S, OH....
DUDE, GET IT OUT OF HERE.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING ?
PUT IT
OVER THERE !
IT GOES IN
THE BOOGERNAUT
HALL OF FAME.
THAT'S A
HUGE ONE.
( Brett )
NO BOOGERS
ON THE TREE.
COME HERE !
YEAH,
COME ON.
DID YOU BURN
HER POM-POM ?
NO BOOGERS
ON THE TREE.
DUDE, CHECK
THIS OUT, MAN.
IT WAS AN
ACCIDENT.
( Howie )
TROUBLE
AT 2:00.
THESE ARE THE
BEST SEATS IN
THE HOUSE, MAN.
OH, DUDE,
I'LL GET AS HOT
AS I WANT TO.
GO ED, GO.
EDDIE, EDDIE,
YOU'RE SO BAD...
I DEFINITELY
THINK EDDIE SHOULD
WIN THIS FIGHT.
( Howie )
EDDIE'S GONNA
SET HIM STRAIGHT.
THAT GUY,
NOBODY SHOULD...
NOBODY SHOULD
MESS WITH EDDIE.
( boy )
WE'RE WATCHIN' YOU.
( Howie )
I GOTTA TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
THE MIXTURE OF
THIS SEX AND
LATENT VIOLENCE...
very seductive.
LOOK.
TAKE A LOOK.
NIPPLES ARE
GOING HARD.
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
OH, GOD.
"DEAR RECIPIENT,
"THE ENCLOSED TOTEM
WILL GRANT ITS
OWNER 3 WISHES.
"ENJOY.
"AND BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR."
OH !
SO, WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS YOU JUST
THREW IT AWAY ?
YEAH.
BRO, YOU MADE
AN EXECUTIVE
DECISION
WITHOUT EVEN
CONSULTING ME.
I'M SORRY.
IT WAS GROSS.
YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT HOWIE MIGHT
WANNA SEE
YOUR GROSS
LITTLE GIFT ?
YOU ALWAYS TALK
ABOUT YOURSELF IN
THE 3RD PERSON ?
GIVE ME
MY KEYS.
NO !
GIVE ME
MY KEYS.
YOU CAN'T RIDE
MY MOPED !
( Howie )
"YOU CAN'T RIDE
MY MOPED !"
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S DISGUSTING.
SEE ? I TOLD
YOU, IT'S GROSS.
OH, YEAH. MY HAT'S
OFF TO THE PERSON
WHO DID THIS PRANK.
THIS IS INSANE.
CAN WE GET
IT OFF OF MY
BED NOW ?
YEAH, BUT, WELL,
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ?
THROW IT OUT.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
WHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S
LIKE THAT LOTTERY
TICKET YOU HAD,
BUT YOU THROW
IN THE GARBAGE
AND YOU ACTUALLY
NEVER KNOW IF YOU WON ?
YOU GOT TO
MAKE THE WISH.
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE THE WISH ?
NO, 'CAUSE THIS
UGLY PIECE OF MEAT
WAS SENT TO YOU.
SO THEREFORE,
YOU GOT TO MAKE
THE WISH.
WHAT, ARE
YOU SCARED ?
NO, I'M
NOT SCARED.
AH, THEN MAKE
THE WISH.
FINE, I'LL
MAKE THE WISH.
OK.
YAHH !
OH !
YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE A WISH ?
I'LL MAKE A WISH.
I WISH THAT...
SAMANTHA WOULD GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH ME.
"I WISH THAT
SAMANTHA WOULD GO
"TO SPRING BLAST
WITH ME."
( laughing )
( belching )
I CAN'T EAT
ANYMORE.
YOU GOT TO.
I CAN'T.
1, 2, 3, 4...
ONE MORE.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S 3.
YOU GOT 7.
( Samantha )
HI, BRETT.
UM, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT
SPRING BLAST.
UM, I KNOW
IT'S KIND OF
LATE, BUT,
IF YOU HAVEN'T
MADE PLANS YET,
I WAS THINKING
WE COULD MAYBE
GO TOGETHER.
YES, HE'LL GO
OUT WITH YOU.
OK, WELL, SEE YOU.
( Howie retching )
HOLY SHIT !
HOLY SHIT !
( Cody )
WHAT'S UP ?
UM...
ACTUALLY, I JUST
NEEDED TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
UM...
I ASKED
BRETT BUMPERS
TO GO TO
SPRING BLAST
WITH ME.
( all laughing )
THAT'S VERY
FUNNY, SAM.
( boys laughing )
HEH !
ARE YOU
SHITTING ME ?
( both laughing )
WHAT'RE YOU
DOING ?
YOU JUST WANT
TO EMBARRASS ME ?
NO, NO, I'M NO
DOING THIS TO
EMBARRASS YOU.
WHY THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING IT ?
I'M NOT SURE.
SAM, WAIT
A-- SAM !
( both laughing )
YOU TWO,
KISS MY ASS.
IT'S A BULL
PISSLE.
ONE OF
THE FINEST
SPECIMENS
I HAVE HAD
THE PLEASURE
TO HANDLE.
A WHAT ?
A BULL DICK.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
WOULD CUT OFF A
BULL DICK ?
UH, THE
SCOTTISH, MAN,
FOR HAGGIS.
( with Scottish accent )
RIGHT.
( man )
DON'T BE TOO
JUDGMENTAL, SON.
IN MANY PARTS
OF THE WORLD,
THE GENITALS OF
POWERFUL ANIMALS
ARE HIGHLY PRIZED.
BUT MY INTEREST IN
THIS PARTICULAR PISSLE
IS BECAUSE IT'S OLD.
VERY, VERY OLD.
IT'S LIKE A
VINTAGE BULL
DICK, HUH ?
HUH ?
WHERE DID YOU GET IT ?
UM...
A--A FRIEND
GAVE IT TO ME.
WELL, I, UH...
I--I COULD GO $30,
WITH THE BOX,
OF COURSE.
OH, NO, THANKS.
$150 ?
OH !
BUDDY, $30
AND $150 ?
MMM-MMM. NOT
GONNA DO IT.
( man )
IT'S BEEN DEAD FOR A
COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS.
( laughing )
KIND OF LIKE YOU.
( hissing )
( girl )
OH, FULL HOUSE, DAD.
DOES THAT MEAN
I WIN AGAIN ?
( father )
WE'RE NOT
KEEPING SCORE.
I'M LEAVING.
WOW !
CAN I TAKE
A PICTURE ?
MA...
LOVE YOU
GUYS.
COME HOME
AS SOON AS
IT'S OVER.
HAVE FUN,
HONEY.
THAT WENT
WELL.
MY PARENTS
REALLY LIKE CODY.
AND THEY CAN'T
UNDERSTAND
WHY I
ASKED YOU.
DON'T SUGAR
COAT IT.
OH, WHY DID
YOU ASK ME ?
I DON'T KNOW.
GUESS I JUST
WANTED TO.
( dance music playing )
( students chattering )
EDDIE,
SHE'S HOT.
( laughing )
YOU'RE A
GREAT DANCER.
YOU'RE GONNA
MESS WITH HIM ?
NO, I'M NOT.
WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE THEN
SHE WOULD KNOW
THAT SHE GOT
UNDER MY SKIN.
BUMPERS WON'T
LAST FOR LONG.
HEY, BABY.
YOU WANNA
DANCE WITH ME ?
NAH.
YES, YOU DO.
SO...
UM...
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TOMORROW ?
YOU WANNA
HANG OUT OR
SOMETHING ?
I DON'T WANNA HURT
YOUR FEELINGS OR
ANYTHING, BUT...
I THINK
WE SHOULD
JUST GO BACK
TO OUR NORMAL
RELATIONSHIP.
OK.
SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL ?
UH-HUH.
OK.
( door closing )
( sighing )
( rock music playing )
STOP.
WHAT, BABY ?
WOULD YOU WATCH
THE ROAD, PLEASE ?
OH, COME ON.
I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED I
WHEN I
TOUCHED THEM.
NOT WHEN WE'RE
GOING 65 MILES
AN HOUR.
( car screeching )
( girl )
LOOK OUT !
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM, NUMB...
BABY,
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
COME ON.
( tires screeching )
( moaning )
WHAT ?
WHY DO WE
ALWAYS HAVE
TO COME HERE ?
BECAUSE
IT'S QUIET.
IT'S PEACEFUL.
SECLUDED.
( rumbling )
WHAT'S THAT
NOISE ?
WHAT ?
THE RUMBLING.
WHAT ?
YOU DON'T
HEAR IT ?
OH, BABY, THAT'S
JUST ME TREMBLING
FOR YOU.
( clicking )
OH, MAN !
DAMN !
DO YOU
BELIEVE
THIS ? RUN.
OH !
RUN !
THIS SUCKS.
( Jimbo )
LISTEN, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THEY WERE GOING
TO TURN ON THE
SPRINKLERS AT 1:00...
WHATEVER IN
THE MORNING ?
DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THIS STUPID
DRESS COST ME ?
IT'S
COMPLETELY
SOAKED.
OH, SHIT.
I MUST'VE
DROPPED MY PANTS
BACK THERE.
I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
( sighing )
( crickets chirping )
OK.
( owls hooting )
( owls hooting )
REAL CUTE,
DICKHEADS !
COME ON,
DICKWEED !
SHOW YOUR
FACE !
( sighing )
WHO'S SCREWING
AROUND, MAN ?
I AM PISSED AND
I AM SOAKED !
DON'T-- YOU DON'T
WANNA MESS WITH ME.
I KNOW
STUFF, MAN.
( panting )
WHAT'S YOUR GAME,
FRANKENSTEIN ?
( grunting )
( panting )
YOU JUST MADE THE
BIGGEST MISTAKE
OF YOUR LIFE !
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( gasping )
( screaming )
COME ON,
JIMBO !
JIMBO !
THIS IS
NOT FUNNY.
( panting )
JIMBO !
JIMBO.
( gasping )
( screaming )
( men chattering )
ARE THERE
SAMPLES HERE?
THEY'LL ALL
BE HERE.
( man #1 )
HOLD ON A SECOND.
( man #2 )
THIS IS REALLY
SOMETHING.
OH, YEAH.
LOCAL HIGH-SCHOOL
SPORTS STAR
IS SKEWERED
AND BEHEADED
BY A JAP SWORD.
WAKE UP
MCGRATH.
( coroner )
THE MOST
INTERESTING THING
SO FAR, IS THAT
HE WASN'T BEHEADED
BY THE SWORD
YOU PULLED
FROM HIS GUT.
THE STOMACH WOUND
WAS EXTREMELY CLEAN.
THE SWORD WAS LIKE
A SURGICAL BLADE.
THIS NECK WOUND...
HOWEVER, IS ROUGH,
TEARING CLEAR
ACROSS THE THROAT.
PERHAPS, WITH A
SERRATED BLADE,
LIKE A SURVIVAL KNIFE.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING
ME THAT THE KILLER
HAD A SWORD...
BUT HE DECAPITATED
HIM WITH A
SURVIVAL KNIFE ?
SPARKY, THE SWORD
WAS ALREADY IN USE.
THERE'S REALLY
NO NEED TO GET
HUFFY HERE, DOC.
REALLY,
NOT AT ALL.
WE'RE BOTH ON
THE SAME TEAM,
YOU KNOW.
THEN SAY
YOU'RE SORRY
FOR WAKING ME
AT 4:00 A.M.
DOC, I'M
REALLY SORRY
FOR WAKING YOU
AT 4:00 A.M.
BUT YOU GOTTA
GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO GO ON, HERE.
THIS BOY WAS
BIG AND STRONG.
JUDGING FROM THE
MASSIVE CUTS ON
HIS HANDS AND ARMS,
HE FOUGHT
LIKE A TIGER.
WHOEVER DID THIS
WAS ALSO STRONG
AND POWERFUL.
ONE MORE THING...
JIMBO WAS ALIVE
WHEN THE KILLER
TOOK HIS HEAD OFF.
( students whispering )
( man )
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PATIENCE.
AS YOU MAY HAVE
READ IN THE PAPER,
JAMES STERNMEYER
WAS BRUTALLY SLAIN
AT THE NORTH PARK
GOLF COURSE,
SHORTLY AFTER
SPRING BLAST ENDED.
MARTIN VAN BUREN
HIGH SCHOOL WILL
RESPOND APPROPRIATELY
TO THIS TERRIBLE
CRIME.
ANY STUDENT WHO
NEEDS ONE-ON-ONE
GRIEF COUNSELING,
CAN SEE ME AFTER
SCHOOL AND
I WILL ARRANGE
A MEETING WITH
MISS LAPINSKI,
OUR GRIEF
COUNSELOR.
( boy )
SIT DOWN,
JERK-OFF.
NOW, I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE
DETECTIVE
SPARKY SHAW
WHO WILL BE
SUPERVISING
THE INVESTIGATION.
PLEASE COOPERATE
FULLY WITH HIM.
WE MET THIS--
THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL DOMBROWSKI.
JIMBO STERNMEYER'S
MURDER
PROVES THAT NO CITY
OR TOWN IN AMERICA'S
SAFE FROM
VIOLENT CRIME.
AND UNTIL WE
APPREHEND
THIS PERPETRATOR,
EVERY ONE OF
YOU MUST BE
EXTRA VIGILANT.
SO, MEMBERS OF MY
TASK FORCE AND I
WILL START TO INTERVIEW
CERTAIN STUDENTS
LATER TODAY.
YOU OK ?
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER KNEW
ANYONE WHO WAS
MURDERED BEFORE.
ME, NEITHER.
NOT THAT I REALLY
KNEW JIMBO, BUT--
HE WAS OK.
( sighing )
WHAT ?
OH, IT'S JUST THAT
EVERYTHING IS
HAPPENING AT ONCE.
YOU KNOW,
JIMBO AND...
ALL THIS STUFF
WITH CODY.
WHAT STUFF ?
CODY ALREADY HAS 3
SCHOLARSHIP OFFERS.
AND HE WANTS ME
TO FOLLOW HIM
WHEREVER HE
DECIDES TO GO.
DO YOU WANNA
GO WITH HIM ?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY PARENTS
WANT ME TO.
I DON'T KNOW,
THOUGH.
LATELY, SOMETIMES,
I THINK
MAYBE I DON'T
EVEN WANT TO
GO TO COLLEGE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I'D RATHER JUST...
TRAVEL.
YEAH.
I'M JUST NOT SURE
I'M READY TO MAKE
THE KIND OF COMMITMENT
CODY WANTS
ME TO MAKE.
IT'S A BIG
COMMITMENT.
I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
18 YEARS OLD.
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE THAT
DECISION NOW.
THANKS, BRETT.
( Sparky )
NOW, EDDIE,
WE KNOW THAT YOU GO
INTO AN ALTERCATION
WITH JIMBO,
EARLIER IN
THE WEEK.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
HIM AND CODY WERE
TRYING TO FRONT
A FRIEND OF MINE,
A GIRL, BY THE WAY,
SO I BACKED
THEM OFF.
( Sparky )
I GOT 2 WITNESSES
WHO SAY YOU KEPT
A SURVIVAL KNIFE
IN YOUR LOCKER.
IT'S ILLEGAL TO BRING
WEAPONS ON CAMPUS, SIR.
IT IS, EDDIE.
IT IS.
BUT, LET'S
SAY THAT, UH...
I ASK YOU, UH...
REALLY,
REALLY NICE...
WOULD YOU SHOW ME
THAT WEAPON OF YOURS ?
NO CAN DO.
IT'S, UH, GONE,
OR LOST OR STOLEN,
OR SOMETHING.
( Sparky )
THAT'S TOO BAD.
CAN I GO ?
YEAH, YOU CAN GO.
( Mr. Dombrowski )
THANK YOU,
EDDIE.
DOMBROWSKI.
MR. DOMBROWSKI.
YEAH, RIGHT.
( Sparky )
WE APPRECIATE
YOUR COOPERATION.
( birds chirping )
HOW CAN I HELP
YOU, HOWIE ?
IT'S REALLY HARD
FOR ME, YOU KNOW.
IT TOOK A LOT
OF COURAGE
TO COME
AND SEE YOU.
AND IT WAS
YOUR SPEECH
THAT JUST
INSPIRED ME
TO COME UP
AND TALK TO YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG ?
( crying )
IT'S JIMBO.
I JUST MISS
HIM SO MUCH.
( sobbing )
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE THAT
CLOSE TO JAMES.
WE WERE TIGHT,
WE WERE LIKE THIS.
I JUST
THOUGHT THAT...
WELL, I SHOULD
REALLY GO AND TALK
TO MISS LAPINSKI,
BECAUSE SHE
COULD HOLD ME
AND TELL
ME IT'S OK.
AND THAT JIMBO'S
IN A GOOD PLACE.
WHAT DO YOU
NEED FROM HER ?
( sobbing )
JUST TO BE HELD.
YOU NEED
SOME SUPPORT ?
LOTS OF SUPPORT.
A HUG ?
A GOOD,
BIG HUG.
I CAN HUG
YOU, HOWIE.
OH, NO, NO.
OH, THAT'S NOT
A GOOD IDEA.
( crying )
COME ON.
HERE YOU GO.
READY ?
COME ON.
DO YOU FEEL
BETTER ? GOOD.
HAVE A NICE DAY, HOWARD.
YEAH, THANKS.
I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH
SPRING BLAST,
BUT, UH,
IF YOU DID,
UM, UH,
I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO, UH,
MAKE SAMANTHA
MY GIRLFRIEND.
AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
NOT JUST FOR ONE
NIGHT, BUT, UH, FOREVER.
YOU KNOW, A-A-AND
I DON'T WANT HER
TO WONDER WHY.
I WANT US--I WANT US
TO HAVE A--A GREAT AND...
AND TOTALLY
NATURAL
RELATIONSHIP.
I--I THINK SHE
SHOULD LOVE ME.
UM...
OK.
GOOD NIGHT.
HEY, HAVE YOU
SEEN BRETT ?
HE'S HOME SICK.
HE'S GOT THE
24-HOUR FLU.
( music playing )
AH !
( door bell ringing )
HI.
OH !
HI.
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, UM...
I'M A LITTLE UNDER
THE WEATHER, BUT...
THANKS FOR
ASKING.
UM, YOU WANNA
COME IN FOR
A SECOND ?
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, EVER
SINCE I WOKE UP
THIS MORNING,
I'VE BEEN
THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
I'VE BEEN
THINKING
ABOUT YOU, TOO.
REALLY ?
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
REALLY BELIEVED
IN IT BEFORE,
BUT IT'S LIKE
I WAS STRUCK BY
CUPID'S ARROW.
HA !
I HOPE I'M NOT
SCARING YOU
OR ANYTHING.
NO. UH.
NO, THAT'S--
THAT'S GREAT.
IN FACT,
THAT'S AMAZING.
IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
I MEAN, I KNOW,
I SEE YOU ALL
THE TIME, BUT...
IT'S LIKE I'VE
NEVER REALLY
SEEN YOU.
I SHOULD--I SHOULD
GET BACK TO SCHOOL.
YEAH.
UM...
LET ME GIVE YOU
MY PHONE NUMBER.
I HAVE A PEN.
HERE.
CALL ME
TONIGHT
AND LET ME KNOW
HOW YOU ARE.
OK ?
OK. I'LL
CALL YOU.
OK.
BYE.
( door closing )
OH, GOD !
SAM !
WILL YOU
TALK TO ME ?
LISTEN TO ME !
BRETT FUCKING
BUMPERS !
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS ?
WILL YOU LOWER
YOUR VOICE ?
WHAT WAS IT,
SAM, HUH ?
THOSE LITTLE
TUTORING SESSIONS
YOU HAD ?
DID YOU
LEARN A LOT ?
YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT ? I DID.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, SAM.
IF YOU LEAVE
ME NOW,
I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE YOU BACK
A 2ND TIME.
OK.
I'M NOT
KIDDING.
NO MORE, SAM.
( phone beeping )
( ringing )
( Sam )
Hello.
HELLO.
HI. UH, WOW,
THAT WAS FAST.
How are you ?
UM, BETTER,
THANKS.
UH, MY MOM WANTS
ME TO HANG AROUND
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
Listen, would you
like to get together,
Saturday night ?
SURE.
YOU WANNA
GO TO A MOVIE
OR SOMETHING ?
I THOUGHT WE--
Actually, I was
hoping you could
come over and hang.
My folks are going
to a dinner party
and they'll
be out late.
OK.
YEAH, UM...
Ok, cool. Bye.
( slow music playing )
WAIT.
YOU WANT ME
TO DO THE
CHEERLEADING THING ?
THE WHAT ?
OH.
CODY, YOU KNOW,
LIKES TO WATCH ME
DO JUMPING JACKS.
SPLITS, ALWAYS
THE SPLITS.
NO.
NO, UM...
I JUST WANTED
TO SIT UP.
OH.
OK.
( rock music playing )
YEAH.
YEAH.
BRO. BUDDY. HEY,
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED ! COME ON.
HELLO ? BRETT ?
WHAT HAPPENED, BRO ?
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
DID YOU--DID YOU
SIGN THE CHECK ?
DID YOU CLOSE
THE DEAL ?
OH, MY GOD !
OH, MY GOD !
OH, MY GOD !
I MEAN I TOTALLY THOUGHT
THAT WE WOULD LOSE
OUR VIRGINITY ONE DAY,
BUT I REALLY THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA BE THE
GUY THAT DID IT FIRST.
WAS IT CRAZY ?
DID SHE WEAR
THE NAUGHTY
CHEERLEADING OUTFIT ?
WAS SHE JUMPING
AROUND THE ROOM ?
YOU MADE HER
DO THE SPLITS.
I--I--I KNOW
YOU MADE HER DO THE
SPLITS. YOU'RE THE MAN.
WERE YOU LIKE,
"DO THE SPLITS"
AND SHE WAS LIKE...
( groaning )
LET'S JUST
SAY IT WAS...
A LIFE-ALTERING
EXPERIENCE.
WOW !
WOW, THIS
IS INTENSE.
THIS IS BIG.
HEY, DESIREE.
YOU'RE SO HOT.
( laughing )
MAGIC AND THE
BELIEF IN MAGIC
HAVE BEEN PART
OF THE, UH...
HUMAN CONDITION,
SINCE THE BEGINNING
OF THE SPECIES.
HOWEVER, IT'S ONLY
RECENTLY, IN TERMS OF
MANKIND'S EVOLUTION,
THAT SCIENCE HAS MADE
ANY SIGNIFICANT
INROADS AGAINST IT.
HOWEVER,
I HAVEN'T WITNESSED ANY
MAGIC IN MY LIFETIME.
SO, I CAN'T SAY THAT
I'M A TRUE BELIEVER.
WHY THIS
SUDDEN INTEREST ?
UM...
UH, MY LITTLE
SISTER HAS A...
A MAGIC WAND,
A LITTLE FAIRY'S WAND.
AND SHE WAS ASKING
ME ABOUT MAGIC,
AND I WAS TRYING TO
EXPLAIN IT TO HER AND...
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN MAGIC, SO...
JUST CURIOUS.
INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY
IS THE BASIS OF
ALL REAL LEARNING.
I WISH THAT EVERY
ONE OF YOUR FELLOW
STUDENTS HAD IT.
THIS IS SO
CRAZY, MAN.
I CAN'T
BELIEVE HOW MUCH
THIS STUFF WORKS.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO ?
BRETT, THE TOTEM HAS
ELIMINATED "NO" FROM
SAMANTHA'S VOCABULARY.
SO, I'M...
I'M KINDA THINKING, YOU
SHOULD PROBABLY SHOOT
THIS FINE PIECE OF
ASS MY WAY FOR A
BIT, YOU KNOW ?
YOU JUST NEVER
GIVE UP, DO YOU ?
BOY, YOU'RE NOT
TAKING THIS
SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU ?
YEAH, I AM
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
I REALLY LIKE HER.
BRO, THIS ?
RIGHT HERE ?
RIGHT ? IT'S A WISH.
YOU WISHED FOR IT.
SHE DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE YOU.
HOW DO YOU
KNOW SHE DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE ME ?
I MEAN, WE HAD
A RELATIONSHIP
BEFORE
ANY OF THIS.
AND ALL I DID,
IF ANYTHING,
WAS ENHANCE IT.
( laughing )
BRETT,
PRIOR TO THIS, YOU
WERE JUST SOME NERD TUTOR
THAT ENHANCED HER
HISTORY CLASS. THAT'S IT.
SO YOU MAKE A WISH
FOR HER TO GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH YOU.
WHAT'S SHE DO ? SHE
DUMPS YOU RIGHT AFTER.
ALL RIGHT ? YOU MAKE
ANOTHER WISH FOR HER TO
BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AGAIN.
SHE'S WALKING
AROUND WITH SOME STUPID
LOOK ON HER FACE,
HAS NO IDEA WHAT
THE HELL'S GOING ON,
( phone ringing )
AND YOU'RE SO CAUGHT UP
IN THIS FAKE REALITY,
YOU KNOW ?
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
HELLO ?
OH, HI, SAMANTHA. HI.
UM...
CAN YOU HANG ON
FOR A SEC ?
( sighing )
FUCK YOU.
YOU ARE DOGGING ME
FOR SOMETHING THAT
DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
WHATEVER.
( sighing )
( upbeat music playing )
( people chattering )
I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS A
GOOD IDEA.
I DON'T THINK
I KNOW ONE
PERSON HERE.
HEY, CHRISTIE'S
MY BEST FRIEND.
SHE
INVITED ME.
AND YOU'RE
MY DATE.
OK ?
SAMANTHA.
( laughing )
BRETT.
THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, I'M OK.
I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL
THAT YOU'RE HAVING
THIS PARTY FOR JIMBO.
I JUST THOUGHT IT
WAS A NICE WAY TO
SAY GOODBYE TO HIM.
( door bell ringing )
HEY,
MRS. BUMPERS. HI.
UM, I LEFT SOME HOMEWORK
IN BRETT'S BAG.
AND I NEED TO GET IT,
'CAUSE IF I DON'T
HAVE IT, THEN
I'M GONNA FAIL,
AND I NEED IT.
OF COURSE,
HOWIE.
OH, WOW. GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
UH-HUH.
HEY, BUMPERS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE FUN TONIGHT.
ME AND YOU.
HEY.
HEY.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THEM.
( laughing nervously )
NAH.
EASY.
EASY, MORON !
GET THE
FUCK OUT
OF HERE.
( grunting )
( rock music playing )
PIECE OF SHIT.
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOUR ASS
HERE AGAIN.
( coughing )
OK, I'M DONE.
( clearing throat )
NOW YOU GOT SOMEBODY
WHO KNOWS HOW
TO MAKE A WISH.
OH, YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
HELLO ? UH...
HI. THIS IS HOWIE
AND, UH...
I JUST WANT TO BE A
BAD-ASS MO-FO, YOU KNOW ?
LIKE, UH, TOMMY LEE,
'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A HOT WIFE AND, UH,
STEVEN SEAGAL,
'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE,
A KUNG-FU FIGHTER.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THANK YOU.
YOU. YEAH.
I CAN FEEL IT NOW.
OOH, YEAH.
( humming )
( rock music playing )
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING,
ASS-WIPE ?
( laughing )
DON'T DO THAT.
YEAH ?
( grunting )
OH, GOD.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
OH, GOD, THIS IS
GOING TO HURT !
PLEASE ! PLEASE !
WHOOPS !
( both laughing )
OH, GOD, PLEASE HELP.
OH.
I WISH...
( groaning )
OH, GOD,
JUST MAKE IT
STOP. PLEASE.
( groaning )
( whimpering )
OH...
( whimpering )
OW. OW.
( urinating )
( toilet flushing )
( dog barking )
WHAT THE...
( dog barking )
OW. OW.
( screaming )
OH, MY GOD !
OH, JESUS CHRIST !
( panting )
OH, GOD.
YOU'RE A DICK.
YOU'RE A TOTAL DICK.
WHERE IS IT ?
WHERE IS IT, MAN ?
DID YOU USE
MY LAST WISH ?
DID YOU USE
THE LAST WISH ?
NO. I...
WHERE IS IT ?
RIGHT HERE. I TRIED.
I TRIED, BUT
IT DIDN'T WORK.
I'M SORRY, OK ?
I--I JUST...
WANTED TO, YOU KNOW,
BE A PART OF SOMETHING,
'CAUSE YOU'VE
KIND OF, LIKE...
BEEN IGNORING ME AND...
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO FREAK THE HELL
OUT OF ME LIKE THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW ?
YOU'RE LEAVING
ME OUT, BRO.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I'VE BEEN A DICK.
HERE. I'LL GIVE
YOU A MEMENTO.
( screaming )
"SCARY KNIFE !"
HERE. $6 AT A
CURIO SHOP.
WHATEVER, DUDE,
I WASN'T...
YOU WERE SCARED.
I WASN'T. 'CAUSE
IF THAT WAS REAL,
I WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE...
( squealing )
AND BLOCKED IT.
FUCKING KILLER,
MY ASS.
( crowd chattering )
WHAT'S UP,
MAN ?
YOU WANT IT
LIKE THAT, THEN ?
( men grunting )
GET OFF,
YOU ASSHOLE !
GET OFF !
COME HERE !
( boy )
YOU WANNA WRESTLE ?
( Mr. Dombrowski )
BREAK IT UP.
BREAK IT UP,
ALL RIGHT ?
YOU'RE DEAD.
( crowd booing )
JOHN, TAKE HIM TO
THE OFFICE. JOHN.
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY DISPERSE.
BREAK IT UP.
COME ON, MOVE !
JUST SETTLE
DOWN. GET BACK
TO YOUR CLASSES.
EVERYBODY'S
FREAKIN' OUT.
( man )
COME ON, LET'S GO !
IT'S GETTING
WORSE, TOO.
I'LL SEE
YOU LATER.
YEAH.
HEY.
HEY. BRETT.
YEAH.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT ?
MMM-HMM.
( sighing )
( whistling )
HEY, I'M STILL
IN HERE !
HEY !
HEY !
( banging )
( boy )
HELP !
HELP ME !
HELP !
SOMEBODY !
( sobbing )
HELP ME !
HELP !
HELP ME, SOMEBODY !
HELLO !
WHERE THE HELL AM I ?
HELP !
HELP ME !
HEY, MAN,
DON'T DO THIS.
( sobbing )
NO, MAN.
PLEASE.
HEY, MAN.
COME ON.
DON'T DO THIS !
PLEASE.
HEY !
( panting )
HE MISSED.
HE M-- HE MISSED.
NO !
( people chattering )
WHO FOUND HIM ?
THE
OLD GUY.
BACK UP.
OH, GOD.
I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.
GET THIS KID OUT
OF THE GROUND.
GET HIM OUT !
THE 2ND BALL
WAS A STRIKE.
I'LL BE DAMNED.
THE KID WAS KILLED
WITH A BOWLING BALL.
MOST LIKELY THE
SAME PERSON WHO
KILLED JIMBO.
THIS WAS A POWERFUL THROW.
FIRST A SAMURAI SWORD,
NOW A BOWLING BALL,
AND WE'RE TALKING
THE SAME PERSON ?
FIND THE KILLER, SPARKY.
I DON'T THINK HE'S FINISHED.
( man )
COME IN.
WHAT, DOMBROWSKI ?
DETECTIVE SHAW WOULD
LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.
SHORT TIME
NO SEE, EDDIE.
CUFF HIM, JEFF.
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING AND I
WAS HOME LAST NIGHT.
THAT'S FUNNY.
YOUR OLD MAN
DIDN'T SEE YOU
WHEN HE CAME
HOME FROM WORK,
NOW, DID HE ?
YOU DIDN'T
COUNT ON THAT
ONE, DID YOU ?
GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
I'M GOING
TO READ YOU
YOUR RIGHTS NOW.
YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT...
MR. DOMBROWSKI !
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY...
I GOTTA TYPE INTO MY
COMPUTER. SHUT UP.
( people chattering )
( female reporter )
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE SUSPECT ?
EDWARD ROBARBS
IS 18.
SENIOR AT
VAN BUREN
HIGH SCHOOL.
HE'S A KNOWN RIVAL
OF BOTH VICTIMS,
AND RECENTLY
HAD CONFRONTATIONS
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
SO ARE YOU
CONSIDERING THIS
INVESTIGATION CLOSED ?
WE THINK WE'VE GOT
OUR MAN, BUT, UH...
I WOULD SAY THAT
OUR INVESTIGATION
IS ONGOING.
( people chattering )
GUYS...
USUALLY DON'T GO
TO FOREIGN MOVIES.
THAT WAS COOL.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
YOU HAVE TO EARN
YOUR MOVIE.
( laughing )
( sighing )
TOO MUCH WORK
FOR CODY.
HE WOULD NEVER
SIT THROUGH A MOVIE
WITH SUBTITLES.
WHY DID YOU GO
OUT WITH CODY IN
THE FIRST PLACE ?
UH...
I DON'T KNOW.
I...
JUST SORT OF HAPPENED.
BUT LATELY,
I REALIZED THA
I DON'T THINK
HE WAS REALLY THAT
INTERESTED IN ME, OR...
WHAT I WANTED.
AND I'M REALLY
PROUD OF THE DECISION
THAT I MADE.
CHOOSING TO BE WITH YOU.
( sighing )
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WAS YOUR MEAL
SATISFACTORY, SIR ?
YEAH, IT WAS FINE,
DESIREE. THANKS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE COOL.
IT'S PRETTY WEIRD THAT
YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER.
IT'S REAL WEIRD.
( crickets chirping )
( Samantha )
BRETT.
BRETT.
( laughing )
AREN'T YOU COMING
BACK HERE ?
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
ARE YOU SURE ?
YEAH.
NO.
I'M FINE.
WHAT IS IT ?
I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
( laughing )
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ?
BRETT,
YOU ARE THE NICEST,
MOST CONSIDERATE,
HONEST GUY
THAT I KNOW.
( laughing )
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ?
( laughing )
I JUST HOPE YOU
DON'T THINK THAT
I'M TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
I MEAN, I CALL
YOU ALL THE TIME.
NO, I JUST--
GOOD.
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
"TAKING ADVANTAGE" APPLIES
WHEN 2 PEOPLE REALLY
LIKE EACH OTHER.
( clearing throat )
( sighing )
( rattling )
( clearing throat )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( spraying )
( gasping )
( police radio chattering )
( clanking )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( groaning )
( moaning )
3 MURDERS
IN 3 WEEKS.
NOT GOOD FOR
OUR TOWN'S IMAGE.
NOT GOOD
FOR MY IMAGE.
THEN, AT 10:45
THIS MORNING,
THE CHIEF OF POLICE
TELLS ME
HE WAS FORCED TO RELEASE
YOUR PRIME SUSPECT.
( Sparky )
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
FOR POLICE
TO FOCUS IN
ON THE WRONG
SUSPECT AT FIRST.
ONE OF THE CARDINAL
RULES OF POLITICS
IS NEVER LET A
FAILING SUBORDINATE
UNDERMINE YOUR OFFICE.
I'M CALLING IN
THE F.B.I., SPARKY.
I'M THIS CLOSE.
GIVE ME 2 WEEKS,
THAT'S IT.
YOU'VE GOT
ONE WEEK.
7 DAYS,
168 HOURS.
ONE MORE KID
IS SLAUGHTERED,
YOU'RE GOING
TO WISH
YOU NEVER
WALKED IN THAT DOOR.
RIGHT.
Car 111.
HANG ON.
THIS IS CAR 111.
DETECTIVE
JEFF SPEAKING.
Where the
hell's Sparky ?
SPARKY'S CODE 6.
HE'S AT THE
HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, find him and
get your asses over
to Hazelton Police
Department, now.
They arrested a guy on
a simple assault charge
and he wound up
confessing to all 3 murders.
HOLY SHIT.
SLICED AND DICED
THE FIRST BOY
WITH A SWORD-KNIFE.
HE HAD A CUTE GIRLFRIEND,
BUT SHE REMINDED
ME OF MY COUSIN,
SO I LEFT HER ALONE.
I SMASHED
THE 2ND ONE'S
FACE IN
WITH A
BOWLING BALL,
AND I STRUNG
THE BITCH UP.
WHY DID YOU
KILL THEM,
EUGENE ?
WOULDN'T YOU
LIKE TO KNOW.
NOW, THE PERSON
KILLING ALL
THESE PEOPLE
IS REAL
STRONG,
EUGENE.
ARE YOU
STRONG ?
( growling softly )
( grunting )
( Sparky )
GRAB HIM !
THAT THE GUY ?
THAT'S HIM. THAT'S
THE BASTARD.
GOT HIM.
ANYTHING ?
NO, NOTHING YET.
KEEP LOOKING.
I KNOW THAT DAMN
BOWLING BALL
IS DOWN THERE.
CHECK THE CAVES.
( people chattering )
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS DREAM I
HAD THE OTHER NIGHT.
IT WAS
SO WEIRD.
HEY,
ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME ?
HUH ?
BRETT ?
YEAH.
THIS DREAM I HAD
THE OTHER NIGHT.
I HAVE TO
TELL YOU
ABOUT IT.
IT WAS
REALLY INTENSE.
BRETT, WHERE
ARE YOU ?
I'M SORRY.
I'M HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT ?
OK. I'LL TELL
YOU ABOUT IT LATER.
OK. SORRY.
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU.
OK.
I GOTTA TELL HER.
YOU DO.
I JUST
DON'T KNOW HOW.
WITH ROMANCE, OK ?
ROMANCE IS THE KEY TO
EVERY WOMAN'S HEART.
I KNOW THIS
FIRSTHAND,
ALL RIGHT ?
THIS IS
WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GO UP TO MY
PARENTS' SUMMER HOME.
RIGHT ? HUH ? YEAH.
GET OUT
THE CANDLES.
BREAK OUT
THE WINE.
HUH ? YEAH.
THEN YOU TELL HER.
LET HER DOWN EASY.
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
IT IS. I'M
TELLING YOU.
IT WORKS.
IT'S GOING
TO WORK.
OK.
WHOA ! DON'T WANT
TO PEE ON MYSELF.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
CALL ME LATER.
OK.
( toilet flushing )
( sighing )
HEY, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOUR
PARENTS HAD
A VACATION HOUSE,
HOWIE.
YEAH.
( Cody )
NO WAY I'M LETTING BUMPERS
GO UP THERE WITH MY GIRL.
I'M GOING TO KICK
HIS FUCKING ASS.
CAN I
COUNT ON YOU ?
HELL, YEAH.
I NEED YOU
TO BACK ME UP.
I NEED 2 GUYS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF
IT. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, MAN.
LET'S KNOCK
'EM DEAD.
( people chattering )
YOU FIT HIS FINGER
TO THE BALL, RIGHT ?
THERE ARE
3 HOLES
IN THE BALL.
YOU FIT HIS FINGERS
TO THE BALL, RIGHT ?
WE SHOWED HIM
THE BALL.
HE POSITIVELY
IDENTIFIED IT.
POSITIVELY ?
( phone ringing )
HEY, YOU !
THIS YOUR BALL ?
YEAH, IT'S MY BALL.
PUT YOUR FINGERS
IN THE HOLES.
YEAH, SURE.
HEY !
HEY, THAT'S NO
MY FUCKING BALL.
FIRST-CLASS
POLICE WORK, SPARKY.
HEY !
( grunting )
GODDAMN !
( crickets chirping )
THIS IS SO
AWESOME.
REMIND ME TO
THANK HOWIE.
YEAH.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND
REALLY WEIRD. UM...
BUT JUST--
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
I'M LISTENING.
3 WEEKS AGO, UH,
I RECEIVED, UH,
A VERY STRANGE
PACKAGE IN THE MAIL.
UH, UH, IT'S A BULL...
UH...
A PRESERVED
ANIMAL PART.
ANYWAY, UH,
THE POINT IS...
IS THAT THERE WAS A
NOTE ATTACHED TO IT,
THAT GRANTED ME 3 WISHES.
I KNOW, IT'S STUPID. I
THREW IT IN THE TRASH.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,
OF COURSE, BUT, UH...
SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO
MAKE A LITTLE WISH.
I WISHED THAT
YOU WOULD GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH ME.
( laughing )
THAT'S SO CUTE.
NOT REALLY.
( sighing )
UH...
REMEMBER...
I ASKED YOU WHY YOU
WANTED TO GO WITH ME ?
AND YOU
COULDN'T GIVE ME
A GOOD ANSWER.
YOU COULDN'T GIVE
ME A GOOD ANSWER
BECAUSE YOU HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
IT WAS NOT YOUR
CHOICE. IT--IT--
I WISHED FOR IT.
AND WHEN THE DANCE WAS OVER,
SO WAS THE POWER OF THE WISH.
REMEMBER WHAT
YOU SAID ?
"I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
"I THINK WE SHOULD
GO BACK TO OUR
NORMAL RELATIONSHIP."
AND THEN, WHEN YOU WENT
BACK TO CODY, I JUST...
I JUST--
I FELT SO BAD.
AND SO I USED
MY 2ND WISH...
TO MAKE ME
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH, BUT HERE'S
THE THING, I LIKED YOU.
I LIKED YOU
BEFORE THAT THING.
BUT NOW THAT I
REALLY KNOW YOU...
I JUST...
I LOVE YOU.
I KNOW I--I TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF YOU
AND IT WAS
TERRIBLE. IT
WAS SO WRONG.
AND I TRIED TO TELL YOU,
BUT, SAM, I DIDN'T WANT
TO RISK LOSING YOU.
SAM.
SAM.
( door closing )
( door locking )
( sighing )
SAM.
COME ON,
I KNOW I WAS WRONG.
WILL YOU OPEN
THE DOOR, SAM ?
JUST LET ME
TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE MINUTE.
PLEASE, JUST LE
ME--LET ME FINISH.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU TWO STAY
OUT HERE.
SEE IF HE
COMES OUT FRONT.
I'M GOING
AROUND BACK.
HEY, I'M GOING
TO LOOK AROUND
THE WINDOWS, MAN.
( exhaling )
I'M COOL.
( phone ringing )
( ringing )
( man )
You've reached the
Buckley residence.
Please leave a message.
( Howie )
She's probably taking off
her clothes right now.
Anyways, um, the killer
that they caught,
it's not him.
I just wanted to call
and tell you, because, uh,
I'm a little freaked
out. Good night.
HOWIE, HOWIE.
( dial tone sounding )
OH, GREAT.
WHAT THE FUCK ?
OH, COME ON.
BRETT.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
BRETT.
ARE YOU
OUT THERE ?
( breathing heavily )
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS ?
TONY.
TONY.
QUIT PLAYING, MAN.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ?
TONY.
( screaming )
SHIT !
FUCK !
CODY, OPEN THE
DOOR, MAN. LET ME IN.
CODY, OPEN THE
FUCKING DOOR, MAN.
CODY, CODY !
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
( banging )
WHAT THE...
COME ON.
COME ON. WHAT THE FUCK ?
( screaming )
OH, SH--
( screaming )
( screaming )
( whimpering )
( screaming )
( footsteps approaching )
( grunting )
YOU LIKE TAKING
OTHER PEOPLE'S
WOMEN, BUMPERS ?
YOU THINK I WAS GONNA LET
YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT ?
YOU HAD TO TOUCH
HER, DIDN'T YOU ?
( grunting )
GET UP,
MOTHERFUCKER.
GET UP.
OH !
( groaning )
OH...
GOD !
( breathing heavily )
SAM ?
HEY, SAM.
SAM.
FUCKER !
BRETT.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE ?
I WAS JUST LOOKING AROUND
AND I SAW THAT THING,
SO I WENT UP THERE--
CODY'S HERE
AND HE'S TRYING
TO KICK MY ASS
AND HE'S DOING A
PRETTY GOOD JOB OF IT.
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE, THEN.
COME ON, BRETT.
LET'S GO.
( Cody screaming )
( footsteps approaching )
GO. GO.
SEE IF YOU CAN
FIND SOMETHING
TO TIE THIS UP.
( screaming )
( both screaming )
( man with distorted voice )
You've gotta talk
to me, Brett.
If you make me
keep this up,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
It's your choice.
I BETTER GO DOWN.
WHAT ? NO.
HERE, TAKE THIS.
STAY UP HERE AND
DON'T COME DOWN,
NO MATTER WHAT.
TIE IT UP
WHEN I'M GONE.
BRETT, BRETT, BRETT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I was the one who
sent you the totem.
It's my gift to you...
because...
you really are
my best student.
This is a...
( normal voice )
is a novelty item.
LAST CHRISTMAS I TOOK
A TRIP TO NEPAL, AND I
BOUGHT THE TOTEM FOR...
$100.
IMAGINE THAT.
3 WISHES FOR $100.
I KNEW I'D FOUND
A MIRACLE
WHEN THE MISSUS WAS
KILLED IN A SINGLE CAR
ACCIDENT LAST YEAR.
THAT ACCIDENT...
THAT WAS MY TEST-WISH.
IT WAS QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE
DIVORCED HER, BUT...
BUT KILLING HER
SEEMED, UM...
SO MUCH CLEANER.
THEN I DID
WHAT ANY NORMAL
PERSON WOULD DO.
I WISHED FOR MONEY,
FUCK-YOU MONEY.
AND I NOW HAVE
$100 MILLION IN
A SWISS ACCOUNT.
WELL, MR.--
MR. TURNER...
WHY DO YOU STILL
TEACH HERE ? I MEAN,
YOU COULD...
TAKE OFF, GO--GO
LIVE SOMEWHERE
ELSE, AND--AND...
LIVE LIKE A KING.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
I'VE BEEN A TEACHER ?
25 YEARS.
OH.
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT I
WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
THAT EVERYBODY WOULD
RESPECT WHAT I DID.
BUT I WAS DELUDED.
ALMOST EVERY
PARENT-CHILD
CONFERENCE
BEGINS WITH
THEM NODDING
AND SMILING,
BUT YOU DARE
TO POINT OUT
THAT THEIR
PRECIOUS LITTLE SHITS
ARE MISBEHAVING,
AND THEY OPEN UP ON YOU.
"NO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT OUR KID.
"MAYBE IT'S YOUR FAULT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LEARN TO TEACH BETTER."
NO, MR. TURNER,
YOU--YOU WERE
THE BEST TEACHER,
THE BEST TEACHER
I EVER HAD.
I--I LEARNED
SO MUCH FROM YOU.
SO, ANYWAY, AS
MOST TEACHERS DO...
I TOOK THE PATH OF
LEAST RESISTANCE.
BUT THE
INDIGNITIES JUST BEGAN
TO TAKE THEIR TOLL
AND GOD, ONE DAY,
FINALLY SMILED UPON ME.
HE PRESENTED ME WITH
A MEANS TO EXTRACT
A MEASURE OF JUSTICE.
JUSTICE ?
I'M SORRY.
I'VE GONE AND
MADE A LONG SPEECH.
SO, I USED
MY--MY FINAL WISH
FOR GREATER
PHYSICAL STRENGTH.
THINNING OUT THE
HERD IS TAXING WORK.
AND SOME OF THE BOYS
I INTENDED TO KILL
WERE VERY LARGE
AND MUSCULAR.
BUT, ANYWAY, PART OF
THE LORE OF THE TOTEM
IS THAT IF FREELY GIVEN,
ANYONE CAN USE ITS MAGIC.
AND I THOUGHT,
BEFORE I DISAPPEARED,
I WOULD BESTOW
ITS POWER ON YOU,
MY FAVORITE STUDENT.
BUT,
YOU USED YOUR WISHES
TO PURSUE SOME BIMBO.
YOU DISAPPOINTED
ME, BRETT.
WELL, SHE'S--
SHE'S NOT A BIMBO.
OH.
SHE'S VERY SMART.
SHE'S A VERY
SMART GIRL.
I JUST-- I THINK IF YOU--
IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HER,
IF YOU GAVE
HER A CHANCE--
SHE'S ON MY LIST,
BRETT. SHE'S THE
LAST ONE, ACTUALLY.
MR. TURNER,
I'M ASKING YOU
AS A FRIEND.
AS A FRIEND,
MR. TURNER.
PLEASE.
I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOUR GOOD.
SHE'S NO GOOD
FOR YOU, BRETT.
YOU DESERVE BETTER.
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW IT YET.
( grunting )
BRETT.
( footsteps approaching )
( Samantha grunting )
( panting )
( screaming )
SAMANTHA.
( screaming )
THIS IS A LITTLE GAME
INVENTED BY THE VIKINGS.
THE OBJECT WAS NOT TO KILL
OR MUTILATE THE WOMAN,
BUT TO SEE WHO
COULD STRIKE THE
CLOSEST TO HER.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY OFTEN PLAYED
IT AT FEASTS,
AND WERE
FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
( whimpering )
( groaning )
I DECIDED MY LAST
KILLING...
SHOULD BE MEMORABLE.
SO, GOODBYE,
SAMANTHA WARREN.
NEXT TIME...
LISTEN IN CLASS.
( gasping )
OH.
I STILL HAD
A 3RD WISH.
AND I WISHED
TO BE TOUGHER,
STRONGER AND
FASTER THAN YOU.
THAT'S WHAT
YOU WISHED FOR ?
YEAH.
WELL, HE THREW ME
OVER A COUCH. I WAS...
SORRY.
( car starting )
( groaning )
TOUGHER, STRONGER,
FASTER, BUT
NOT SMARTER !
YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW IT NOW,
BUT I WAS QUITE
THE SOCCER PLAYER
IN MY YOUTH.
( grunting )
OK.
WHAT'S IT
FEEL LIKE TO
DIE, BRETT ?
WHAT DO YOU SEE ?
DO YOU SEE THE
LIGHT AT THE END
OF THE TUNNEL ?
BRETT,
YOU'RE
LEAVING ME.
YOU'RE
LEAVING ME.
( grunting )
BYE-BYE,
BRETT.
BYE-BYE,
BRETT.
( screaming )
( laughing )
( grunting )
HA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
( grunting )
FUN'S OVER, BRETT.
( grunting )
( screaming )
YOU DON'T
KILL YOUR WIFE,
MR. TURNER.
AND YOU DON'T
KILL YOUR STUDENTS
BECAUSE THEY
DON'T LISTEN TO
YOU IN CLASS.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TRIED TO KILL
SAMANTHA.
( grunting )
( grunting )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( man )
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ?
( people chattering )
( woman )
WHO'S YOUR SUSPECT ?
( man )
DID YOU NOT NOTICE
THIS BEFORE ?
WHY WASN'T HIS
BACKGROUND
LOOKED INTO ?
ANY OTHER MISTAKES,
OFFICER ?
CAN YOU GIVE US
SOME COMMENT ?
AFTER EXTENSIVE
FORENSIC ANALYSIS...
I WAS GOING TO
USE MY FINAL WISH
TO RELEASE YOU.
I JUST HAD TO
USE IT TO SAVE US.
SO, I GUESS I'LL
BE REALLY STRONG
FOR THE RES
OF MY LIFE.
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO LOVE ME FOR
THE REST OF YOURS.
UNLESS...
UNLESS YOU GIVE
ME THE TOTEM.
IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT
A SMALL TOWN LIKE OURS...
HAS A GENUINE HERO
IN ITS MIDST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
MR. BRETT BUMPERS.
( crowd cheering )
HI.
THIS IS A LITTLE
OVERWHELMING.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
( Brett )
WHAT HAPPENED WAS
A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.
I WAS JUST LUCKY TO
BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
SORT OF NO CHOICE BUT
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
ANYWAY, THANKS
FOR EVERYTHING.
FOR THIS WONDERFUL
HONOR.
( all cheering )
HI.
I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
OVER HERE.
IT'S NICE.
I CAN SEE
EVERYTHING.
YEAH.
DID YOU
MAKE A WISH ?
UH-HUH.
WHAT DID
YOU WISH FOR ?
( man )
BRETT.
UM.
I SHOULD GO.
BRETT.
I GUESS
EVERYTHING'S BACK
TO NORMAL.
YEAH.
JUST AS IT
SHOULD BE.
EVERYONE MAKING
THEIR OWN CHOICES.
RIGHT.
UH...
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW ?
I DECIDED TO
TAKE THE YEAR OFF.
REALLY ?
YEAH, I'M TAKING
YOUR ADVICE.
I'M GONNA TRAVEL.
I LEAVE ON SUNDAY.
I'M GOING TO
START IN GREECE, AND
FROM THERE,
WHO KNOWS ?
WOW, THAT'S...
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S--THAT'S
REALLY GREAT, SAM.
YOU DESERVE IT.
THANKS, BRETT.
SEE YOU AROUND
SOMETIME.
YEAH.
HEY.
HEY.
SON, YOUR MOM AND I
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU AGREED
TO WORK IN THE
SHOWROOM THIS SUMMER.
I REMEMBER,
DAD.
WELL, YOUR MOM AND I
HAVE BEEN THINKING
THAT MAYBE
YOU COULD USE
A LITTLE REST TIME
FROM ALL THIS
HERO STUFF, SO...
UH-HUH. IT CAME TO
US LAST NIGHT, LIKE
DIVINE INSPIRATION.
HOPE YOU
LIKE IT.
IT'S AN OPEN TICKE
FOR WORLD TRAVEL.
YOU GO TO GREECE
ON SUNDAY,
AND AFTER THAT,
IT'S UP TO YOU.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
A LOT OF THIS,
WE DON'T--
WE DON'T
REALLY HAVE TO
GET INTO. UM...
BUT UH, WE SHOULD
KNOW THE 1938
NON-AGGRESSION PACT.
NOW THE
COOL THING
ABOUT THAT 1938
NON-AGGRESSION PAC
BETWEEN RUSSIA
AND GERMANY,
WAS THAT STALIN
KNEW THAT HITLER
DIDN'T INTEND
TO HONOR IT
FOR VERY LONG.
HE ONLY MADE THE
DEAL SO HE COULD
BUY SOME TIME AND
REBUILD HIS ARMIES.
SO, WE SHOULD
LOOK AT THAT
AND, UM, THERE'S
SOME OTHER STUFF,
UH, WE SHOULD
GO OVER.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
STUDY WORLD WAR II ?
WELL, A LOT OF
PEOPLE THINK IT WAS
AMERICA'S FINEST HOUR.
YOU'RE REALLY
INTO THIS STUFF,
AREN'T YOU ?
SURE.
NOT THAT I
DON'T HAVE
OTHER INTERESTS.
I--I HAVE A LOT
OF OTHER STUFF
I LIKE TO DO.
OH, YEAH ?
NAME 3.
3 ? UH,
OK, UH,
UM...
I LOVE TO READ.
OH, THAT'S
ANOTHER
ACADEMIC SUBJECT.
OK. UH, I
DON'T KNOW, UM,
FOOD. I LOVE FOOD.
I LOVE FINE FOOD.
UH, MOVIES.
I LOVE MOVIES.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW I FORGOT THAT.
I LOVE MOVIES.
OK, SO FOOD
AND MOVIES.
WHAT ELSE ?
UM, GIRLS.
REALLY ?
OH, I MEAN,
I'M--I'M NOT THAT
EXPERIENCED, BUT, UH...
UH, I'M VERY
INTERESTED,
TOTALLY
INTERESTED
IN GIRLS.
( bell ringing )
I TOLD CODY YOU
WEREN'T GAY.
CODY THOUGHT
I WAS...
CODY THOUGHT
I WAS GAY ?
OH, HE THINKS ANY
GUY WHO DOESN'T
PLAY SPORTS IS GAY.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
THANKS FOR
THE SESSION.
SURE.
( sighing )
GIRLS.
( all )
HEY ! BEARS !
COME ON ! COME
ON ! LET'S GO !
( engine revving )
( students chattering )
HEY, SAM.
YES.
I THINK THAT
DORK'S GOT A
CRUSH ON YOU.
NO WAY.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S STARING
RIGHT AT YOU.
OH, COME ON,
HE'S JUST
MY TUTOR.
HE TOTALLY IS !
( engine revving )
( Sam )
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
LET'S DO THE CODY CHEER.
READY !
( all )
C-O-D-Y !
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE !
( man )
SATURDAY, YOU'RE WORKING
AT THE SHOWROOM, RIGHT ?
OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID YOU'D
WORK WITH ME
THIS SUMMER.
I WILL, DAD.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SATURDAY IS THE
SPRING BLAST.
DID YOU MAKE
UP YOUR MIND
WHO YOU'D LIKE
TO TAKE, YET ?
YEAH. MOM, I KNOW
THERE ARE GIRLS
LINING UP
AROUND THE BLOCK
AWAITING MY DECISION,
BUT, UH...
NO, I HAVEN'T.
IT'S OK TO
GO ALONE.
THERE'LL BE LOTS
OF GIRLS THERE
THAT HAVE
NO DATES.
WHAT'S
THE MATTER,
BRETT ?
CAN'T GET
A DATE ?
WHAT ?
HEY.
OUCH !
SORRY. HEY,
I'M SORRY.
OK, BY JUNE
OF 1944,
GERMANY HAD LOST
ALL HOPES OF
WINNING THE WAR.
NOW, HIT--
( door opening )
HEY, DESIREE.
( Desiree )
HI.
HI, DESIREE.
YOU'RE SO HOT.
( Desiree )
SHUT UP.
HOWIE, STOP,
STOP IT.
SORRY.
SHE'S HOT.
( Desiree )
YOU MORON.
NOW, WE'RE
TALKING
ABOUT HITLER.
ADOLF HITLER.
UH, DO YOU
KNOW WHO THAT
IS, DESIREE ?
YEAH.
UM, HITLER WOULD NOT
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR ANY OF HIS
STRATEGIC BLUNDERS,
OF COURSE.
AND HE REFUSED
TO ACCEPT THE
NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENT.
SO, SEVERAL
SENIOR ARMY OFFICERS
WHO WANTED
TO SAVE GERMANY
TRIED TO
ASSASSINATE HIM
WITH A BOMB.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE FUHRER, UM...
What do
you mean ?
Uh, what do
you mean ?
WAS ONLY
WOUNDED.
AHEM, HEY, CODY
AND SAMANTHA...
HI, JIMBO.
THIS MATERIAL
IS GOING TO BE
ON THE NEXT EXAM.
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR THE TIP,
MR. TURNER.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
CODY.
YOU UNDERSTAND,
SAMANTHA ?
YEAH.
UM...
WHAT EVENT...
SHATTERED HITLER'S
HOPES OF WINNING
THE WAR ?
OH ! OH !
PLEASE, HOWIE.
I KNOW IT.
NO, YOU DON'T.
PLEASE !
UH, OK.
CODY !
WHAT EVENT
SHATTERED
HITLER'S HOPES
OF WINNING
THE WAR ?
( laughing )
YOU KNOW,
MR. TURNER,
I'M GONNA LET
JIMBO HERE ANSWER
THAT FOR ME.
( Mr. Turner )
THAT'S VERY
GENEROUS, CODY.
OK, JIMBO.
( Jimbo clearing throat )
( Jimbo )
DANG !
FORGET IT.
SAMANTHA ?
UM...
Battle of the Bulge.
Huh ?
Battle of the Bulge.
WHAT'S THE
ANSWER, BRETT ?
UM...
BATTLE OF
THE BULGE.
( sneezing )
KISS-ASS !
( Howie )
I KNEW THAT.
( students laughing )
THAT WAS WHAT
I WAS THINKING.
SOMETIMES, WHEN
I'M TUTORING HER,
WE JUST, WE
MAKE A LITTLE
EYE CONTACT.
( laughing )
IT'S LIKE,
THERE'S A TWINKLE
IN HER EYE.
( Howie squawking )
Whoa, I'm sorry. Are
you having a moment ?
WHAT DOES SHE
SEE IN HIM ?
What does she
see in him ?
Let's think
about this for
a second, Brett.
What does
Samantha
see in Cody ?
"Hi, I'm Cody.
I'm a Greek Adonis."
"I'm Brett, and I
get my assignments
in on time."
"Hi, I'm Cody.
"And I have
the choice of
"any university
in the world
"to play
football at."
"Hi, I'm Brett.
I jerk off a lot,
because I get my
"assignments
in on time."
WHAT IS THIS SHIT ?
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL.
Just do a little
reality check, bro.
HE'S AN IDIOT.
TALKS TO HIS
PECS IN THE GYM.
HE HAS NO DEPTH.
I HAVE DEPTH.
Yeah, you have
depth. Maybe, she
doesn't have depth.
NO, SHE DOES.
SHE'S JUST GOING
THROUGH A
SUPERFICIAL STAGE.
IT'LL PASS.
"Just going
through a
superficial stage.
"It'll pass."
Whoa !
YOU'RE GONNA
BRING OUT
THE MONKEY ?
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SHOW YOU
THE MONKEY.
TALK TO THE
MONKEY. TALK TO
THE MONKEY'S ASS.
( Howie )
WANT ANOTHER
LICORICE ?
( Brett )
NO. I'M SERIOUS.
THEY'RE MAKING ME SICK.
OH, DUDE, THEY'RE
DELICIOUS.
WHY DO YOU EAT
THE BLACK
INSTEAD OF
THE RED ?
BECAUSE ONCE
YOU GO BLACK,
YOU NEVER
GO BACK.
( laughing )
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M
THINKING, MAN ?
I'M THINKING,
LIKE, WE SHOULD
MIGRATE A BIT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
KINDA SPREAD
OURSELVES
AMONGST
OUR PEERS.
I MEAN, LOOK
AT THAT GROUP,
RIGHT THERE.
THAT GROUP GOT
IT GOING ON.
THEY'LL BE THE
NEXT BILL GATES.
RICH.
THAT'S YOU.
YOU COULD
TOTALLY GO
OVER THERE,
AND THEY WOULD
ACCEPT YOU WITH
OPEN, LOVING ARMS.
SEE, THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND
ME IS, LIKE...
I'M LIKE A
CHAMELEON.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
LIKE A ONE-FACED MAN.
I'M LIKE A
MANY-FACED MAN.
I'M A LADIES MAN,
AND I'M A BUNCH
OF OTHER STUFF.
YOU KNOW ?
YOU KNOW ?
I'M SERIOUS, I MEAN,
LIKE, THE GOTH.
OK, I COULD
DEFINITELY
BE A GOTH.
I'D JUST PUT
SOME WHITE
STUFF ON MY FACE
AND LOOK ALL MAD
ALL THE TIME.
"I'M ANGRY."
AND THE JOCKS.
CHECK THEM OUT,
LOOK AT THEM.
I'D HAVE TO
WORK OUT A BIT IN
THE GYM, AND, LIKE,
GET A
LITTLE BUFF.
I GOT A
LITTLE PUDGE.
THE LADIES LIKE
PUDGE AND SHIT,
YOU KNOW ?
OH, MY GOD, CHECK
IT OUT, BRO.
THAT'S, OH....
DUDE, GET IT OUT OF HERE.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING ?
PUT IT
OVER THERE !
IT GOES IN
THE BOOGERNAUT
HALL OF FAME.
THAT'S A
HUGE ONE.
( Brett )
NO BOOGERS
ON THE TREE.
COME HERE !
YEAH,
COME ON.
DID YOU BURN
HER POM-POM ?
NO BOOGERS
ON THE TREE.
DUDE, CHECK
THIS OUT, MAN.
IT WAS AN
ACCIDENT.
( Howie )
TROUBLE
AT 2:00.
THESE ARE THE
BEST SEATS IN
THE HOUSE, MAN.
OH, DUDE,
I'LL GET AS HOT
AS I WANT TO.
GO ED, GO.
EDDIE, EDDIE,
YOU'RE SO BAD...
I DEFINITELY
THINK EDDIE SHOULD
WIN THIS FIGHT.
( Howie )
EDDIE'S GONNA
SET HIM STRAIGHT.
THAT GUY,
NOBODY SHOULD...
NOBODY SHOULD
MESS WITH EDDIE.
( boy )
WE'RE WATCHIN' YOU.
( Howie )
I GOTTA TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
THE MIXTURE OF
THIS SEX AND
LATENT VIOLENCE...
very seductive.
LOOK.
TAKE A LOOK.
NIPPLES ARE
GOING HARD.
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
OH, GOD.
"DEAR RECIPIENT,
"THE ENCLOSED TOTEM
WILL GRANT ITS
OWNER 3 WISHES.
"ENJOY.
"AND BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR."
OH !
SO, WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS YOU JUST
THREW IT AWAY ?
YEAH.
BRO, YOU MADE
AN EXECUTIVE
DECISION
WITHOUT EVEN
CONSULTING ME.
I'M SORRY.
IT WAS GROSS.
YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT HOWIE MIGHT
WANNA SEE
YOUR GROSS
LITTLE GIFT ?
YOU ALWAYS TALK
ABOUT YOURSELF IN
THE 3RD PERSON ?
GIVE ME
MY KEYS.
NO !
GIVE ME
MY KEYS.
YOU CAN'T RIDE
MY MOPED !
( Howie )
"YOU CAN'T RIDE
MY MOPED !"
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S DISGUSTING.
SEE ? I TOLD
YOU, IT'S GROSS.
OH, YEAH. MY HAT'S
OFF TO THE PERSON
WHO DID THIS PRANK.
THIS IS INSANE.
CAN WE GET
IT OFF OF MY
BED NOW ?
YEAH, BUT, WELL,
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ?
THROW IT OUT.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
WHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S
LIKE THAT LOTTERY
TICKET YOU HAD,
BUT YOU THROW
IN THE GARBAGE
AND YOU ACTUALLY
NEVER KNOW IF YOU WON ?
YOU GOT TO
MAKE THE WISH.
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE THE WISH ?
NO, 'CAUSE THIS
UGLY PIECE OF MEAT
WAS SENT TO YOU.
SO THEREFORE,
YOU GOT TO MAKE
THE WISH.
WHAT, ARE
YOU SCARED ?
NO, I'M
NOT SCARED.
AH, THEN MAKE
THE WISH.
FINE, I'LL
MAKE THE WISH.
OK.
YAHH !
OH !
YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE A WISH ?
I'LL MAKE A WISH.
I WISH THAT...
SAMANTHA WOULD GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH ME.
"I WISH THAT
SAMANTHA WOULD GO
"TO SPRING BLAST
WITH ME."
( laughing )
( belching )
I CAN'T EAT
ANYMORE.
YOU GOT TO.
I CAN'T.
1, 2, 3, 4...
ONE MORE.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S 3.
YOU GOT 7.
( Samantha )
HI, BRETT.
UM, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT
SPRING BLAST.
UM, I KNOW
IT'S KIND OF
LATE, BUT,
IF YOU HAVEN'T
MADE PLANS YET,
I WAS THINKING
WE COULD MAYBE
GO TOGETHER.
YES, HE'LL GO
OUT WITH YOU.
OK, WELL, SEE YOU.
( Howie retching )
HOLY SHIT !
HOLY SHIT !
( Cody )
WHAT'S UP ?
UM...
ACTUALLY, I JUST
NEEDED TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
UM...
I ASKED
BRETT BUMPERS
TO GO TO
SPRING BLAST
WITH ME.
( all laughing )
THAT'S VERY
FUNNY, SAM.
( boys laughing )
HEH !
ARE YOU
SHITTING ME ?
( both laughing )
WHAT'RE YOU
DOING ?
YOU JUST WANT
TO EMBARRASS ME ?
NO, NO, I'M NO
DOING THIS TO
EMBARRASS YOU.
WHY THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING IT ?
I'M NOT SURE.
SAM, WAIT
A-- SAM !
( both laughing )
YOU TWO,
KISS MY ASS.
IT'S A BULL
PISSLE.
ONE OF
THE FINEST
SPECIMENS
I HAVE HAD
THE PLEASURE
TO HANDLE.
A WHAT ?
A BULL DICK.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
WOULD CUT OFF A
BULL DICK ?
UH, THE
SCOTTISH, MAN,
FOR HAGGIS.
( with Scottish accent )
RIGHT.
( man )
DON'T BE TOO
JUDGMENTAL, SON.
IN MANY PARTS
OF THE WORLD,
THE GENITALS OF
POWERFUL ANIMALS
ARE HIGHLY PRIZED.
BUT MY INTEREST IN
THIS PARTICULAR PISSLE
IS BECAUSE IT'S OLD.
VERY, VERY OLD.
IT'S LIKE A
VINTAGE BULL
DICK, HUH ?
HUH ?
WHERE DID YOU GET IT ?
UM...
A--A FRIEND
GAVE IT TO ME.
WELL, I, UH...
I--I COULD GO $30,
WITH THE BOX,
OF COURSE.
OH, NO, THANKS.
$150 ?
OH !
BUDDY, $30
AND $150 ?
MMM-MMM. NOT
GONNA DO IT.
( man )
IT'S BEEN DEAD FOR A
COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS.
( laughing )
KIND OF LIKE YOU.
( hissing )
( girl )
OH, FULL HOUSE, DAD.
DOES THAT MEAN
I WIN AGAIN ?
( father )
WE'RE NOT
KEEPING SCORE.
I'M LEAVING.
WOW !
CAN I TAKE
A PICTURE ?
MA...
LOVE YOU
GUYS.
COME HOME
AS SOON AS
IT'S OVER.
HAVE FUN,
HONEY.
THAT WENT
WELL.
MY PARENTS
REALLY LIKE CODY.
AND THEY CAN'T
UNDERSTAND
WHY I
ASKED YOU.
DON'T SUGAR
COAT IT.
OH, WHY DID
YOU ASK ME ?
I DON'T KNOW.
GUESS I JUST
WANTED TO.
( dance music playing )
( students chattering )
EDDIE,
SHE'S HOT.
( laughing )
YOU'RE A
GREAT DANCER.
YOU'RE GONNA
MESS WITH HIM ?
NO, I'M NOT.
WHY NOT ?
BECAUSE THEN
SHE WOULD KNOW
THAT SHE GOT
UNDER MY SKIN.
BUMPERS WON'T
LAST FOR LONG.
HEY, BABY.
YOU WANNA
DANCE WITH ME ?
NAH.
YES, YOU DO.
SO...
UM...
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TOMORROW ?
YOU WANNA
HANG OUT OR
SOMETHING ?
I DON'T WANNA HURT
YOUR FEELINGS OR
ANYTHING, BUT...
I THINK
WE SHOULD
JUST GO BACK
TO OUR NORMAL
RELATIONSHIP.
OK.
SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL ?
UH-HUH.
OK.
( door closing )
( sighing )
( rock music playing )
STOP.
WHAT, BABY ?
WOULD YOU WATCH
THE ROAD, PLEASE ?
OH, COME ON.
I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED I
WHEN I
TOUCHED THEM.
NOT WHEN WE'RE
GOING 65 MILES
AN HOUR.
( car screeching )
( girl )
LOOK OUT !
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM, NUMB...
BABY,
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
COME ON.
( tires screeching )
( moaning )
WHAT ?
WHY DO WE
ALWAYS HAVE
TO COME HERE ?
BECAUSE
IT'S QUIET.
IT'S PEACEFUL.
SECLUDED.
( rumbling )
WHAT'S THAT
NOISE ?
WHAT ?
THE RUMBLING.
WHAT ?
YOU DON'T
HEAR IT ?
OH, BABY, THAT'S
JUST ME TREMBLING
FOR YOU.
( clicking )
OH, MAN !
DAMN !
DO YOU
BELIEVE
THIS ? RUN.
OH !
RUN !
THIS SUCKS.
( Jimbo )
LISTEN, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THEY WERE GOING
TO TURN ON THE
SPRINKLERS AT 1:00...
WHATEVER IN
THE MORNING ?
DO YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THIS STUPID
DRESS COST ME ?
IT'S
COMPLETELY
SOAKED.
OH, SHIT.
I MUST'VE
DROPPED MY PANTS
BACK THERE.
I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
( sighing )
( crickets chirping )
OK.
( owls hooting )
( owls hooting )
REAL CUTE,
DICKHEADS !
COME ON,
DICKWEED !
SHOW YOUR
FACE !
( sighing )
WHO'S SCREWING
AROUND, MAN ?
I AM PISSED AND
I AM SOAKED !
DON'T-- YOU DON'T
WANNA MESS WITH ME.
I KNOW
STUFF, MAN.
( panting )
WHAT'S YOUR GAME,
FRANKENSTEIN ?
( grunting )
( panting )
YOU JUST MADE THE
BIGGEST MISTAKE
OF YOUR LIFE !
( screaming )
( screaming )
( screaming )
( gasping )
( screaming )
COME ON,
JIMBO !
JIMBO !
THIS IS
NOT FUNNY.
( panting )
JIMBO !
JIMBO.
( gasping )
( screaming )
( men chattering )
ARE THERE
SAMPLES HERE?
THEY'LL ALL
BE HERE.
( man #1 )
HOLD ON A SECOND.
( man #2 )
THIS IS REALLY
SOMETHING.
OH, YEAH.
LOCAL HIGH-SCHOOL
SPORTS STAR
IS SKEWERED
AND BEHEADED
BY A JAP SWORD.
WAKE UP
MCGRATH.
( coroner )
THE MOST
INTERESTING THING
SO FAR, IS THAT
HE WASN'T BEHEADED
BY THE SWORD
YOU PULLED
FROM HIS GUT.
THE STOMACH WOUND
WAS EXTREMELY CLEAN.
THE SWORD WAS LIKE
A SURGICAL BLADE.
THIS NECK WOUND...
HOWEVER, IS ROUGH,
TEARING CLEAR
ACROSS THE THROAT.
PERHAPS, WITH A
SERRATED BLADE,
LIKE A SURVIVAL KNIFE.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING
ME THAT THE KILLER
HAD A SWORD...
BUT HE DECAPITATED
HIM WITH A
SURVIVAL KNIFE ?
SPARKY, THE SWORD
WAS ALREADY IN USE.
THERE'S REALLY
NO NEED TO GET
HUFFY HERE, DOC.
REALLY,
NOT AT ALL.
WE'RE BOTH ON
THE SAME TEAM,
YOU KNOW.
THEN SAY
YOU'RE SORRY
FOR WAKING ME
AT 4:00 A.M.
DOC, I'M
REALLY SORRY
FOR WAKING YOU
AT 4:00 A.M.
BUT YOU GOTTA
GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO GO ON, HERE.
THIS BOY WAS
BIG AND STRONG.
JUDGING FROM THE
MASSIVE CUTS ON
HIS HANDS AND ARMS,
HE FOUGHT
LIKE A TIGER.
WHOEVER DID THIS
WAS ALSO STRONG
AND POWERFUL.
ONE MORE THING...
JIMBO WAS ALIVE
WHEN THE KILLER
TOOK HIS HEAD OFF.
( students whispering )
( man )
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PATIENCE.
AS YOU MAY HAVE
READ IN THE PAPER,
JAMES STERNMEYER
WAS BRUTALLY SLAIN
AT THE NORTH PARK
GOLF COURSE,
SHORTLY AFTER
SPRING BLAST ENDED.
MARTIN VAN BUREN
HIGH SCHOOL WILL
RESPOND APPROPRIATELY
TO THIS TERRIBLE
CRIME.
ANY STUDENT WHO
NEEDS ONE-ON-ONE
GRIEF COUNSELING,
CAN SEE ME AFTER
SCHOOL AND
I WILL ARRANGE
A MEETING WITH
MISS LAPINSKI,
OUR GRIEF
COUNSELOR.
( boy )
SIT DOWN,
JERK-OFF.
NOW, I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE
DETECTIVE
SPARKY SHAW
WHO WILL BE
SUPERVISING
THE INVESTIGATION.
PLEASE COOPERATE
FULLY WITH HIM.
WE MET THIS--
THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL DOMBROWSKI.
JIMBO STERNMEYER'S
MURDER
PROVES THAT NO CITY
OR TOWN IN AMERICA'S
SAFE FROM
VIOLENT CRIME.
AND UNTIL WE
APPREHEND
THIS PERPETRATOR,
EVERY ONE OF
YOU MUST BE
EXTRA VIGILANT.
SO, MEMBERS OF MY
TASK FORCE AND I
WILL START TO INTERVIEW
CERTAIN STUDENTS
LATER TODAY.
YOU OK ?
YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER KNEW
ANYONE WHO WAS
MURDERED BEFORE.
ME, NEITHER.
NOT THAT I REALLY
KNEW JIMBO, BUT--
HE WAS OK.
( sighing )
WHAT ?
OH, IT'S JUST THAT
EVERYTHING IS
HAPPENING AT ONCE.
YOU KNOW,
JIMBO AND...
ALL THIS STUFF
WITH CODY.
WHAT STUFF ?
CODY ALREADY HAS 3
SCHOLARSHIP OFFERS.
AND HE WANTS ME
TO FOLLOW HIM
WHEREVER HE
DECIDES TO GO.
DO YOU WANNA
GO WITH HIM ?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY PARENTS
WANT ME TO.
I DON'T KNOW,
THOUGH.
LATELY, SOMETIMES,
I THINK
MAYBE I DON'T
EVEN WANT TO
GO TO COLLEGE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I'D RATHER JUST...
TRAVEL.
YEAH.
I'M JUST NOT SURE
I'M READY TO MAKE
THE KIND OF COMMITMENT
CODY WANTS
ME TO MAKE.
IT'S A BIG
COMMITMENT.
I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
18 YEARS OLD.
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE THAT
DECISION NOW.
THANKS, BRETT.
( Sparky )
NOW, EDDIE,
WE KNOW THAT YOU GO
INTO AN ALTERCATION
WITH JIMBO,
EARLIER IN
THE WEEK.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
HIM AND CODY WERE
TRYING TO FRONT
A FRIEND OF MINE,
A GIRL, BY THE WAY,
SO I BACKED
THEM OFF.
( Sparky )
I GOT 2 WITNESSES
WHO SAY YOU KEPT
A SURVIVAL KNIFE
IN YOUR LOCKER.
IT'S ILLEGAL TO BRING
WEAPONS ON CAMPUS, SIR.
IT IS, EDDIE.
IT IS.
BUT, LET'S
SAY THAT, UH...
I ASK YOU, UH...
REALLY,
REALLY NICE...
WOULD YOU SHOW ME
THAT WEAPON OF YOURS ?
NO CAN DO.
IT'S, UH, GONE,
OR LOST OR STOLEN,
OR SOMETHING.
( Sparky )
THAT'S TOO BAD.
CAN I GO ?
YEAH, YOU CAN GO.
( Mr. Dombrowski )
THANK YOU,
EDDIE.
DOMBROWSKI.
MR. DOMBROWSKI.
YEAH, RIGHT.
( Sparky )
WE APPRECIATE
YOUR COOPERATION.
( birds chirping )
HOW CAN I HELP
YOU, HOWIE ?
IT'S REALLY HARD
FOR ME, YOU KNOW.
IT TOOK A LOT
OF COURAGE
TO COME
AND SEE YOU.
AND IT WAS
YOUR SPEECH
THAT JUST
INSPIRED ME
TO COME UP
AND TALK TO YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG ?
( crying )
IT'S JIMBO.
I JUST MISS
HIM SO MUCH.
( sobbing )
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE THAT
CLOSE TO JAMES.
WE WERE TIGHT,
WE WERE LIKE THIS.
I JUST
THOUGHT THAT...
WELL, I SHOULD
REALLY GO AND TALK
TO MISS LAPINSKI,
BECAUSE SHE
COULD HOLD ME
AND TELL
ME IT'S OK.
AND THAT JIMBO'S
IN A GOOD PLACE.
WHAT DO YOU
NEED FROM HER ?
( sobbing )
JUST TO BE HELD.
YOU NEED
SOME SUPPORT ?
LOTS OF SUPPORT.
A HUG ?
A GOOD,
BIG HUG.
I CAN HUG
YOU, HOWIE.
OH, NO, NO.
OH, THAT'S NOT
A GOOD IDEA.
( crying )
COME ON.
HERE YOU GO.
READY ?
COME ON.
DO YOU FEEL
BETTER ? GOOD.
HAVE A NICE DAY, HOWARD.
YEAH, THANKS.
I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH
SPRING BLAST,
BUT, UH,
IF YOU DID,
UM, UH,
I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO, UH,
MAKE SAMANTHA
MY GIRLFRIEND.
AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
NOT JUST FOR ONE
NIGHT, BUT, UH, FOREVER.
YOU KNOW, A-A-AND
I DON'T WANT HER
TO WONDER WHY.
I WANT US--I WANT US
TO HAVE A--A GREAT AND...
AND TOTALLY
NATURAL
RELATIONSHIP.
I--I THINK SHE
SHOULD LOVE ME.
UM...
OK.
GOOD NIGHT.
HEY, HAVE YOU
SEEN BRETT ?
HE'S HOME SICK.
HE'S GOT THE
24-HOUR FLU.
( music playing )
AH !
( door bell ringing )
HI.
OH !
HI.
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, UM...
I'M A LITTLE UNDER
THE WEATHER, BUT...
THANKS FOR
ASKING.
UM, YOU WANNA
COME IN FOR
A SECOND ?
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, EVER
SINCE I WOKE UP
THIS MORNING,
I'VE BEEN
THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
I'VE BEEN
THINKING
ABOUT YOU, TOO.
REALLY ?
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
REALLY BELIEVED
IN IT BEFORE,
BUT IT'S LIKE
I WAS STRUCK BY
CUPID'S ARROW.
HA !
I HOPE I'M NOT
SCARING YOU
OR ANYTHING.
NO. UH.
NO, THAT'S--
THAT'S GREAT.
IN FACT,
THAT'S AMAZING.
IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
I MEAN, I KNOW,
I SEE YOU ALL
THE TIME, BUT...
IT'S LIKE I'VE
NEVER REALLY
SEEN YOU.
I SHOULD--I SHOULD
GET BACK TO SCHOOL.
YEAH.
UM...
LET ME GIVE YOU
MY PHONE NUMBER.
I HAVE A PEN.
HERE.
CALL ME
TONIGHT
AND LET ME KNOW
HOW YOU ARE.
OK ?
OK. I'LL
CALL YOU.
OK.
BYE.
( door closing )
OH, GOD !
SAM !
WILL YOU
TALK TO ME ?
LISTEN TO ME !
BRETT FUCKING
BUMPERS !
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS ?
WILL YOU LOWER
YOUR VOICE ?
WHAT WAS IT,
SAM, HUH ?
THOSE LITTLE
TUTORING SESSIONS
YOU HAD ?
DID YOU
LEARN A LOT ?
YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT ? I DID.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, SAM.
IF YOU LEAVE
ME NOW,
I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE YOU BACK
A 2ND TIME.
OK.
I'M NOT
KIDDING.
NO MORE, SAM.
( phone beeping )
( ringing )
( Sam )
Hello.
HELLO.
HI. UH, WOW,
THAT WAS FAST.
How are you ?
UM, BETTER,
THANKS.
UH, MY MOM WANTS
ME TO HANG AROUND
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
Listen, would you
like to get together,
Saturday night ?
SURE.
YOU WANNA
GO TO A MOVIE
OR SOMETHING ?
I THOUGHT WE--
Actually, I was
hoping you could
come over and hang.
My folks are going
to a dinner party
and they'll
be out late.
OK.
YEAH, UM...
Ok, cool. Bye.
( slow music playing )
WAIT.
YOU WANT ME
TO DO THE
CHEERLEADING THING ?
THE WHAT ?
OH.
CODY, YOU KNOW,
LIKES TO WATCH ME
DO JUMPING JACKS.
SPLITS, ALWAYS
THE SPLITS.
NO.
NO, UM...
I JUST WANTED
TO SIT UP.
OH.
OK.
( rock music playing )
YEAH.
YEAH.
BRO. BUDDY. HEY,
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED ! COME ON.
HELLO ? BRETT ?
WHAT HAPPENED, BRO ?
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
DID YOU--DID YOU
SIGN THE CHECK ?
DID YOU CLOSE
THE DEAL ?
OH, MY GOD !
OH, MY GOD !
OH, MY GOD !
I MEAN I TOTALLY THOUGHT
THAT WE WOULD LOSE
OUR VIRGINITY ONE DAY,
BUT I REALLY THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA BE THE
GUY THAT DID IT FIRST.
WAS IT CRAZY ?
DID SHE WEAR
THE NAUGHTY
CHEERLEADING OUTFIT ?
WAS SHE JUMPING
AROUND THE ROOM ?
YOU MADE HER
DO THE SPLITS.
I--I--I KNOW
YOU MADE HER DO THE
SPLITS. YOU'RE THE MAN.
WERE YOU LIKE,
"DO THE SPLITS"
AND SHE WAS LIKE...
( groaning )
LET'S JUST
SAY IT WAS...
A LIFE-ALTERING
EXPERIENCE.
WOW !
WOW, THIS
IS INTENSE.
THIS IS BIG.
HEY, DESIREE.
YOU'RE SO HOT.
( laughing )
MAGIC AND THE
BELIEF IN MAGIC
HAVE BEEN PART
OF THE, UH...
HUMAN CONDITION,
SINCE THE BEGINNING
OF THE SPECIES.
HOWEVER, IT'S ONLY
RECENTLY, IN TERMS OF
MANKIND'S EVOLUTION,
THAT SCIENCE HAS MADE
ANY SIGNIFICANT
INROADS AGAINST IT.
HOWEVER,
I HAVEN'T WITNESSED ANY
MAGIC IN MY LIFETIME.
SO, I CAN'T SAY THAT
I'M A TRUE BELIEVER.
WHY THIS
SUDDEN INTEREST ?
UM...
UH, MY LITTLE
SISTER HAS A...
A MAGIC WAND,
A LITTLE FAIRY'S WAND.
AND SHE WAS ASKING
ME ABOUT MAGIC,
AND I WAS TRYING TO
EXPLAIN IT TO HER AND...
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN MAGIC, SO...
JUST CURIOUS.
INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY
IS THE BASIS OF
ALL REAL LEARNING.
I WISH THAT EVERY
ONE OF YOUR FELLOW
STUDENTS HAD IT.
THIS IS SO
CRAZY, MAN.
I CAN'T
BELIEVE HOW MUCH
THIS STUFF WORKS.
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO ?
BRETT, THE TOTEM HAS
ELIMINATED "NO" FROM
SAMANTHA'S VOCABULARY.
SO, I'M...
I'M KINDA THINKING, YOU
SHOULD PROBABLY SHOOT
THIS FINE PIECE OF
ASS MY WAY FOR A
BIT, YOU KNOW ?
YOU JUST NEVER
GIVE UP, DO YOU ?
BOY, YOU'RE NOT
TAKING THIS
SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU ?
YEAH, I AM
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
I REALLY LIKE HER.
BRO, THIS ?
RIGHT HERE ?
RIGHT ? IT'S A WISH.
YOU WISHED FOR IT.
SHE DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE YOU.
HOW DO YOU
KNOW SHE DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE ME ?
I MEAN, WE HAD
A RELATIONSHIP
BEFORE
ANY OF THIS.
AND ALL I DID,
IF ANYTHING,
WAS ENHANCE IT.
( laughing )
BRETT,
PRIOR TO THIS, YOU
WERE JUST SOME NERD TUTOR
THAT ENHANCED HER
HISTORY CLASS. THAT'S IT.
SO YOU MAKE A WISH
FOR HER TO GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH YOU.
WHAT'S SHE DO ? SHE
DUMPS YOU RIGHT AFTER.
ALL RIGHT ? YOU MAKE
ANOTHER WISH FOR HER TO
BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AGAIN.
SHE'S WALKING
AROUND WITH SOME STUPID
LOOK ON HER FACE,
HAS NO IDEA WHAT
THE HELL'S GOING ON,
( phone ringing )
AND YOU'RE SO CAUGHT UP
IN THIS FAKE REALITY,
YOU KNOW ?
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
HELLO ?
OH, HI, SAMANTHA. HI.
UM...
CAN YOU HANG ON
FOR A SEC ?
( sighing )
FUCK YOU.
YOU ARE DOGGING ME
FOR SOMETHING THAT
DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
WHATEVER.
( sighing )
( upbeat music playing )
( people chattering )
I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS A
GOOD IDEA.
I DON'T THINK
I KNOW ONE
PERSON HERE.
HEY, CHRISTIE'S
MY BEST FRIEND.
SHE
INVITED ME.
AND YOU'RE
MY DATE.
OK ?
SAMANTHA.
( laughing )
BRETT.
THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, I'M OK.
I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL
THAT YOU'RE HAVING
THIS PARTY FOR JIMBO.
I JUST THOUGHT IT
WAS A NICE WAY TO
SAY GOODBYE TO HIM.
( door bell ringing )
HEY,
MRS. BUMPERS. HI.
UM, I LEFT SOME HOMEWORK
IN BRETT'S BAG.
AND I NEED TO GET IT,
'CAUSE IF I DON'T
HAVE IT, THEN
I'M GONNA FAIL,
AND I NEED IT.
OF COURSE,
HOWIE.
OH, WOW. GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
UH-HUH.
HEY, BUMPERS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE FUN TONIGHT.
ME AND YOU.
HEY.
HEY.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THEM.
( laughing nervously )
NAH.
EASY.
EASY, MORON !
GET THE
FUCK OUT
OF HERE.
( grunting )
( rock music playing )
PIECE OF SHIT.
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOUR ASS
HERE AGAIN.
( coughing )
OK, I'M DONE.
( clearing throat )
NOW YOU GOT SOMEBODY
WHO KNOWS HOW
TO MAKE A WISH.
OH, YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
HELLO ? UH...
HI. THIS IS HOWIE
AND, UH...
I JUST WANT TO BE A
BAD-ASS MO-FO, YOU KNOW ?
LIKE, UH, TOMMY LEE,
'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A HOT WIFE AND, UH,
STEVEN SEAGAL,
'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE,
A KUNG-FU FIGHTER.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THANK YOU.
YOU. YEAH.
I CAN FEEL IT NOW.
OOH, YEAH.
( humming )
( rock music playing )
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING,
ASS-WIPE ?
( laughing )
DON'T DO THAT.
YEAH ?
( grunting )
OH, GOD.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
OH, GOD, THIS IS
GOING TO HURT !
PLEASE ! PLEASE !
WHOOPS !
( both laughing )
OH, GOD, PLEASE HELP.
OH.
I WISH...
( groaning )
OH, GOD,
JUST MAKE IT
STOP. PLEASE.
( groaning )
( whimpering )
OH...
( whimpering )
OW. OW.
( urinating )
( toilet flushing )
( dog barking )
WHAT THE...
( dog barking )
OW. OW.
( screaming )
OH, MY GOD !
OH, JESUS CHRIST !
( panting )
OH, GOD.
YOU'RE A DICK.
YOU'RE A TOTAL DICK.
WHERE IS IT ?
WHERE IS IT, MAN ?
DID YOU USE
MY LAST WISH ?
DID YOU USE
THE LAST WISH ?
NO. I...
WHERE IS IT ?
RIGHT HERE. I TRIED.
I TRIED, BUT
IT DIDN'T WORK.
I'M SORRY, OK ?
I--I JUST...
WANTED TO, YOU KNOW,
BE A PART OF SOMETHING,
'CAUSE YOU'VE
KIND OF, LIKE...
BEEN IGNORING ME AND...
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO FREAK THE HELL
OUT OF ME LIKE THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW ?
YOU'RE LEAVING
ME OUT, BRO.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I'VE BEEN A DICK.
HERE. I'LL GIVE
YOU A MEMENTO.
( screaming )
"SCARY KNIFE !"
HERE. $6 AT A
CURIO SHOP.
WHATEVER, DUDE,
I WASN'T...
YOU WERE SCARED.
I WASN'T. 'CAUSE
IF THAT WAS REAL,
I WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE...
( squealing )
AND BLOCKED IT.
FUCKING KILLER,
MY ASS.
( crowd chattering )
WHAT'S UP,
MAN ?
YOU WANT IT
LIKE THAT, THEN ?
( men grunting )
GET OFF,
YOU ASSHOLE !
GET OFF !
COME HERE !
( boy )
YOU WANNA WRESTLE ?
( Mr. Dombrowski )
BREAK IT UP.
BREAK IT UP,
ALL RIGHT ?
YOU'RE DEAD.
( crowd booing )
JOHN, TAKE HIM TO
THE OFFICE. JOHN.
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY DISPERSE.
BREAK IT UP.
COME ON, MOVE !
JUST SETTLE
DOWN. GET BACK
TO YOUR CLASSES.
EVERYBODY'S
FREAKIN' OUT.
( man )
COME ON, LET'S GO !
IT'S GETTING
WORSE, TOO.
I'LL SEE
YOU LATER.
YEAH.
HEY.
HEY. BRETT.
YEAH.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT ?
MMM-HMM.
( sighing )
( whistling )
HEY, I'M STILL
IN HERE !
HEY !
HEY !
( banging )
( boy )
HELP !
HELP ME !
HELP !
SOMEBODY !
( sobbing )
HELP ME !
HELP !
HELP ME, SOMEBODY !
HELLO !
WHERE THE HELL AM I ?
HELP !
HELP ME !
HEY, MAN,
DON'T DO THIS.
( sobbing )
NO, MAN.
PLEASE.
HEY, MAN.
COME ON.
DON'T DO THIS !
PLEASE.
HEY !
( panting )
HE MISSED.
HE M-- HE MISSED.
NO !
( people chattering )
WHO FOUND HIM ?
THE
OLD GUY.
BACK UP.
OH, GOD.
I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.
GET THIS KID OUT
OF THE GROUND.
GET HIM OUT !
THE 2ND BALL
WAS A STRIKE.
I'LL BE DAMNED.
THE KID WAS KILLED
WITH A BOWLING BALL.
MOST LIKELY THE
SAME PERSON WHO
KILLED JIMBO.
THIS WAS A POWERFUL THROW.
FIRST A SAMURAI SWORD,
NOW A BOWLING BALL,
AND WE'RE TALKING
THE SAME PERSON ?
FIND THE KILLER, SPARKY.
I DON'T THINK HE'S FINISHED.
( man )
COME IN.
WHAT, DOMBROWSKI ?
DETECTIVE SHAW WOULD
LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.
SHORT TIME
NO SEE, EDDIE.
CUFF HIM, JEFF.
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING AND I
WAS HOME LAST NIGHT.
THAT'S FUNNY.
YOUR OLD MAN
DIDN'T SEE YOU
WHEN HE CAME
HOME FROM WORK,
NOW, DID HE ?
YOU DIDN'T
COUNT ON THAT
ONE, DID YOU ?
GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
I'M GOING
TO READ YOU
YOUR RIGHTS NOW.
YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT...
MR. DOMBROWSKI !
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY...
I GOTTA TYPE INTO MY
COMPUTER. SHUT UP.
( people chattering )
( female reporter )
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE SUSPECT ?
EDWARD ROBARBS
IS 18.
SENIOR AT
VAN BUREN
HIGH SCHOOL.
HE'S A KNOWN RIVAL
OF BOTH VICTIMS,
AND RECENTLY
HAD CONFRONTATIONS
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
SO ARE YOU
CONSIDERING THIS
INVESTIGATION CLOSED ?
WE THINK WE'VE GOT
OUR MAN, BUT, UH...
I WOULD SAY THAT
OUR INVESTIGATION
IS ONGOING.
( people chattering )
GUYS...
USUALLY DON'T GO
TO FOREIGN MOVIES.
THAT WAS COOL.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
YOU HAVE TO EARN
YOUR MOVIE.
( laughing )
( sighing )
TOO MUCH WORK
FOR CODY.
HE WOULD NEVER
SIT THROUGH A MOVIE
WITH SUBTITLES.
WHY DID YOU GO
OUT WITH CODY IN
THE FIRST PLACE ?
UH...
I DON'T KNOW.
I...
JUST SORT OF HAPPENED.
BUT LATELY,
I REALIZED THA
I DON'T THINK
HE WAS REALLY THAT
INTERESTED IN ME, OR...
WHAT I WANTED.
AND I'M REALLY
PROUD OF THE DECISION
THAT I MADE.
CHOOSING TO BE WITH YOU.
( sighing )
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WAS YOUR MEAL
SATISFACTORY, SIR ?
YEAH, IT WAS FINE,
DESIREE. THANKS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE COOL.
IT'S PRETTY WEIRD THAT
YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER.
IT'S REAL WEIRD.
( crickets chirping )
( Samantha )
BRETT.
BRETT.
( laughing )
AREN'T YOU COMING
BACK HERE ?
ARE YOU OK ?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
ARE YOU SURE ?
YEAH.
NO.
I'M FINE.
WHAT IS IT ?
I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
( laughing )
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ?
BRETT,
YOU ARE THE NICEST,
MOST CONSIDERATE,
HONEST GUY
THAT I KNOW.
( laughing )
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ?
( laughing )
I JUST HOPE YOU
DON'T THINK THAT
I'M TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
I MEAN, I CALL
YOU ALL THE TIME.
NO, I JUST--
GOOD.
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
"TAKING ADVANTAGE" APPLIES
WHEN 2 PEOPLE REALLY
LIKE EACH OTHER.
( clearing throat )
( sighing )
( rattling )
( clearing throat )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( spraying )
( gasping )
( police radio chattering )
( clanking )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( groaning )
( moaning )
3 MURDERS
IN 3 WEEKS.
NOT GOOD FOR
OUR TOWN'S IMAGE.
NOT GOOD
FOR MY IMAGE.
THEN, AT 10:45
THIS MORNING,
THE CHIEF OF POLICE
TELLS ME
HE WAS FORCED TO RELEASE
YOUR PRIME SUSPECT.
( Sparky )
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
FOR POLICE
TO FOCUS IN
ON THE WRONG
SUSPECT AT FIRST.
ONE OF THE CARDINAL
RULES OF POLITICS
IS NEVER LET A
FAILING SUBORDINATE
UNDERMINE YOUR OFFICE.
I'M CALLING IN
THE F.B.I., SPARKY.
I'M THIS CLOSE.
GIVE ME 2 WEEKS,
THAT'S IT.
YOU'VE GOT
ONE WEEK.
7 DAYS,
168 HOURS.
ONE MORE KID
IS SLAUGHTERED,
YOU'RE GOING
TO WISH
YOU NEVER
WALKED IN THAT DOOR.
RIGHT.
Car 111.
HANG ON.
THIS IS CAR 111.
DETECTIVE
JEFF SPEAKING.
Where the
hell's Sparky ?
SPARKY'S CODE 6.
HE'S AT THE
HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, find him and
get your asses over
to Hazelton Police
Department, now.
They arrested a guy on
a simple assault charge
and he wound up
confessing to all 3 murders.
HOLY SHIT.
SLICED AND DICED
THE FIRST BOY
WITH A SWORD-KNIFE.
HE HAD A CUTE GIRLFRIEND,
BUT SHE REMINDED
ME OF MY COUSIN,
SO I LEFT HER ALONE.
I SMASHED
THE 2ND ONE'S
FACE IN
WITH A
BOWLING BALL,
AND I STRUNG
THE BITCH UP.
WHY DID YOU
KILL THEM,
EUGENE ?
WOULDN'T YOU
LIKE TO KNOW.
NOW, THE PERSON
KILLING ALL
THESE PEOPLE
IS REAL
STRONG,
EUGENE.
ARE YOU
STRONG ?
( growling softly )
( grunting )
( Sparky )
GRAB HIM !
THAT THE GUY ?
THAT'S HIM. THAT'S
THE BASTARD.
GOT HIM.
ANYTHING ?
NO, NOTHING YET.
KEEP LOOKING.
I KNOW THAT DAMN
BOWLING BALL
IS DOWN THERE.
CHECK THE CAVES.
( people chattering )
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS DREAM I
HAD THE OTHER NIGHT.
IT WAS
SO WEIRD.
HEY,
ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME ?
HUH ?
BRETT ?
YEAH.
THIS DREAM I HAD
THE OTHER NIGHT.
I HAVE TO
TELL YOU
ABOUT IT.
IT WAS
REALLY INTENSE.
BRETT, WHERE
ARE YOU ?
I'M SORRY.
I'M HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT ?
OK. I'LL TELL
YOU ABOUT IT LATER.
OK. SORRY.
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU.
OK.
I GOTTA TELL HER.
YOU DO.
I JUST
DON'T KNOW HOW.
WITH ROMANCE, OK ?
ROMANCE IS THE KEY TO
EVERY WOMAN'S HEART.
I KNOW THIS
FIRSTHAND,
ALL RIGHT ?
THIS IS
WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GO UP TO MY
PARENTS' SUMMER HOME.
RIGHT ? HUH ? YEAH.
GET OUT
THE CANDLES.
BREAK OUT
THE WINE.
HUH ? YEAH.
THEN YOU TELL HER.
LET HER DOWN EASY.
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
IT IS. I'M
TELLING YOU.
IT WORKS.
IT'S GOING
TO WORK.
OK.
WHOA ! DON'T WANT
TO PEE ON MYSELF.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
CALL ME LATER.
OK.
( toilet flushing )
( sighing )
HEY, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOUR
PARENTS HAD
A VACATION HOUSE,
HOWIE.
YEAH.
( Cody )
NO WAY I'M LETTING BUMPERS
GO UP THERE WITH MY GIRL.
I'M GOING TO KICK
HIS FUCKING ASS.
CAN I
COUNT ON YOU ?
HELL, YEAH.
I NEED YOU
TO BACK ME UP.
I NEED 2 GUYS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF
IT. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, MAN.
LET'S KNOCK
'EM DEAD.
( people chattering )
YOU FIT HIS FINGER
TO THE BALL, RIGHT ?
THERE ARE
3 HOLES
IN THE BALL.
YOU FIT HIS FINGERS
TO THE BALL, RIGHT ?
WE SHOWED HIM
THE BALL.
HE POSITIVELY
IDENTIFIED IT.
POSITIVELY ?
( phone ringing )
HEY, YOU !
THIS YOUR BALL ?
YEAH, IT'S MY BALL.
PUT YOUR FINGERS
IN THE HOLES.
YEAH, SURE.
HEY !
HEY, THAT'S NO
MY FUCKING BALL.
FIRST-CLASS
POLICE WORK, SPARKY.
HEY !
( grunting )
GODDAMN !
( crickets chirping )
THIS IS SO
AWESOME.
REMIND ME TO
THANK HOWIE.
YEAH.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND
REALLY WEIRD. UM...
BUT JUST--
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
I'M LISTENING.
3 WEEKS AGO, UH,
I RECEIVED, UH,
A VERY STRANGE
PACKAGE IN THE MAIL.
UH, UH, IT'S A BULL...
UH...
A PRESERVED
ANIMAL PART.
ANYWAY, UH,
THE POINT IS...
IS THAT THERE WAS A
NOTE ATTACHED TO IT,
THAT GRANTED ME 3 WISHES.
I KNOW, IT'S STUPID. I
THREW IT IN THE TRASH.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,
OF COURSE, BUT, UH...
SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO
MAKE A LITTLE WISH.
I WISHED THAT
YOU WOULD GO TO
SPRING BLAST WITH ME.
( laughing )
THAT'S SO CUTE.
NOT REALLY.
( sighing )
UH...
REMEMBER...
I ASKED YOU WHY YOU
WANTED TO GO WITH ME ?
AND YOU
COULDN'T GIVE ME
A GOOD ANSWER.
YOU COULDN'T GIVE
ME A GOOD ANSWER
BECAUSE YOU HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
IT WAS NOT YOUR
CHOICE. IT--IT--
I WISHED FOR IT.
AND WHEN THE DANCE WAS OVER,
SO WAS THE POWER OF THE WISH.
REMEMBER WHAT
YOU SAID ?
"I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
"I THINK WE SHOULD
GO BACK TO OUR
NORMAL RELATIONSHIP."
AND THEN, WHEN YOU WENT
BACK TO CODY, I JUST...
I JUST--
I FELT SO BAD.
AND SO I USED
MY 2ND WISH...
TO MAKE ME
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH, BUT HERE'S
THE THING, I LIKED YOU.
I LIKED YOU
BEFORE THAT THING.
BUT NOW THAT I
REALLY KNOW YOU...
I JUST...
I LOVE YOU.
I KNOW I--I TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF YOU
AND IT WAS
TERRIBLE. IT
WAS SO WRONG.
AND I TRIED TO TELL YOU,
BUT, SAM, I DIDN'T WANT
TO RISK LOSING YOU.
SAM.
SAM.
( door closing )
( door locking )
( sighing )
SAM.
COME ON,
I KNOW I WAS WRONG.
WILL YOU OPEN
THE DOOR, SAM ?
JUST LET ME
TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE MINUTE.
PLEASE, JUST LE
ME--LET ME FINISH.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU TWO STAY
OUT HERE.
SEE IF HE
COMES OUT FRONT.
I'M GOING
AROUND BACK.
HEY, I'M GOING
TO LOOK AROUND
THE WINDOWS, MAN.
( exhaling )
I'M COOL.
( phone ringing )
( ringing )
( man )
You've reached the
Buckley residence.
Please leave a message.
( Howie )
She's probably taking off
her clothes right now.
Anyways, um, the killer
that they caught,
it's not him.
I just wanted to call
and tell you, because, uh,
I'm a little freaked
out. Good night.
HOWIE, HOWIE.
( dial tone sounding )
OH, GREAT.
WHAT THE FUCK ?
OH, COME ON.
BRETT.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
BRETT.
ARE YOU
OUT THERE ?
( breathing heavily )
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS ?
TONY.
TONY.
QUIT PLAYING, MAN.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ?
TONY.
( screaming )
SHIT !
FUCK !
CODY, OPEN THE
DOOR, MAN. LET ME IN.
CODY, OPEN THE
FUCKING DOOR, MAN.
CODY, CODY !
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
( banging )
WHAT THE...
COME ON.
COME ON. WHAT THE FUCK ?
( screaming )
OH, SH--
( screaming )
( screaming )
( whimpering )
( screaming )
( footsteps approaching )
( grunting )
YOU LIKE TAKING
OTHER PEOPLE'S
WOMEN, BUMPERS ?
YOU THINK I WAS GONNA LET
YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT ?
YOU HAD TO TOUCH
HER, DIDN'T YOU ?
( grunting )
GET UP,
MOTHERFUCKER.
GET UP.
OH !
( groaning )
OH...
GOD !
( breathing heavily )
SAM ?
HEY, SAM.
SAM.
FUCKER !
BRETT.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE ?
I WAS JUST LOOKING AROUND
AND I SAW THAT THING,
SO I WENT UP THERE--
CODY'S HERE
AND HE'S TRYING
TO KICK MY ASS
AND HE'S DOING A
PRETTY GOOD JOB OF IT.
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE, THEN.
COME ON, BRETT.
LET'S GO.
( Cody screaming )
( footsteps approaching )
GO. GO.
SEE IF YOU CAN
FIND SOMETHING
TO TIE THIS UP.
( screaming )
( both screaming )
( man with distorted voice )
You've gotta talk
to me, Brett.
If you make me
keep this up,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
It's your choice.
I BETTER GO DOWN.
WHAT ? NO.
HERE, TAKE THIS.
STAY UP HERE AND
DON'T COME DOWN,
NO MATTER WHAT.
TIE IT UP
WHEN I'M GONE.
BRETT, BRETT, BRETT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I was the one who
sent you the totem.
It's my gift to you...
because...
you really are
my best student.
This is a...
( normal voice )
is a novelty item.
LAST CHRISTMAS I TOOK
A TRIP TO NEPAL, AND I
BOUGHT THE TOTEM FOR...
$100.
IMAGINE THAT.
3 WISHES FOR $100.
I KNEW I'D FOUND
A MIRACLE
WHEN THE MISSUS WAS
KILLED IN A SINGLE CAR
ACCIDENT LAST YEAR.
THAT ACCIDENT...
THAT WAS MY TEST-WISH.
IT WAS QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE
DIVORCED HER, BUT...
BUT KILLING HER
SEEMED, UM...
SO MUCH CLEANER.
THEN I DID
WHAT ANY NORMAL
PERSON WOULD DO.
I WISHED FOR MONEY,
FUCK-YOU MONEY.
AND I NOW HAVE
$100 MILLION IN
A SWISS ACCOUNT.
WELL, MR.--
MR. TURNER...
WHY DO YOU STILL
TEACH HERE ? I MEAN,
YOU COULD...
TAKE OFF, GO--GO
LIVE SOMEWHERE
ELSE, AND--AND...
LIVE LIKE A KING.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
I'VE BEEN A TEACHER ?
25 YEARS.
OH.
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT I
WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
THAT EVERYBODY WOULD
RESPECT WHAT I DID.
BUT I WAS DELUDED.
ALMOST EVERY
PARENT-CHILD
CONFERENCE
BEGINS WITH
THEM NODDING
AND SMILING,
BUT YOU DARE
TO POINT OUT
THAT THEIR
PRECIOUS LITTLE SHITS
ARE MISBEHAVING,
AND THEY OPEN UP ON YOU.
"NO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT OUR KID.
"MAYBE IT'S YOUR FAULT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LEARN TO TEACH BETTER."
NO, MR. TURNER,
YOU--YOU WERE
THE BEST TEACHER,
THE BEST TEACHER
I EVER HAD.
I--I LEARNED
SO MUCH FROM YOU.
SO, ANYWAY, AS
MOST TEACHERS DO...
I TOOK THE PATH OF
LEAST RESISTANCE.
BUT THE
INDIGNITIES JUST BEGAN
TO TAKE THEIR TOLL
AND GOD, ONE DAY,
FINALLY SMILED UPON ME.
HE PRESENTED ME WITH
A MEANS TO EXTRACT
A MEASURE OF JUSTICE.
JUSTICE ?
I'M SORRY.
I'VE GONE AND
MADE A LONG SPEECH.
SO, I USED
MY--MY FINAL WISH
FOR GREATER
PHYSICAL STRENGTH.
THINNING OUT THE
HERD IS TAXING WORK.
AND SOME OF THE BOYS
I INTENDED TO KILL
WERE VERY LARGE
AND MUSCULAR.
BUT, ANYWAY, PART OF
THE LORE OF THE TOTEM
IS THAT IF FREELY GIVEN,
ANYONE CAN USE ITS MAGIC.
AND I THOUGHT,
BEFORE I DISAPPEARED,
I WOULD BESTOW
ITS POWER ON YOU,
MY FAVORITE STUDENT.
BUT,
YOU USED YOUR WISHES
TO PURSUE SOME BIMBO.
YOU DISAPPOINTED
ME, BRETT.
WELL, SHE'S--
SHE'S NOT A BIMBO.
OH.
SHE'S VERY SMART.
SHE'S A VERY
SMART GIRL.
I JUST-- I THINK IF YOU--
IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HER,
IF YOU GAVE
HER A CHANCE--
SHE'S ON MY LIST,
BRETT. SHE'S THE
LAST ONE, ACTUALLY.
MR. TURNER,
I'M ASKING YOU
AS A FRIEND.
AS A FRIEND,
MR. TURNER.
PLEASE.
I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOUR GOOD.
SHE'S NO GOOD
FOR YOU, BRETT.
YOU DESERVE BETTER.
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW IT YET.
( grunting )
BRETT.
( footsteps approaching )
( Samantha grunting )
( panting )
( screaming )
SAMANTHA.
( screaming )
THIS IS A LITTLE GAME
INVENTED BY THE VIKINGS.
THE OBJECT WAS NOT TO KILL
OR MUTILATE THE WOMAN,
BUT TO SEE WHO
COULD STRIKE THE
CLOSEST TO HER.
UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY OFTEN PLAYED
IT AT FEASTS,
AND WERE
FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
( whimpering )
( groaning )
I DECIDED MY LAST
KILLING...
SHOULD BE MEMORABLE.
SO, GOODBYE,
SAMANTHA WARREN.
NEXT TIME...
LISTEN IN CLASS.
( gasping )
OH.
I STILL HAD
A 3RD WISH.
AND I WISHED
TO BE TOUGHER,
STRONGER AND
FASTER THAN YOU.
THAT'S WHAT
YOU WISHED FOR ?
YEAH.
WELL, HE THREW ME
OVER A COUCH. I WAS...
SORRY.
( car starting )
( groaning )
TOUGHER, STRONGER,
FASTER, BUT
NOT SMARTER !
YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW IT NOW,
BUT I WAS QUITE
THE SOCCER PLAYER
IN MY YOUTH.
( grunting )
OK.
WHAT'S IT
FEEL LIKE TO
DIE, BRETT ?
WHAT DO YOU SEE ?
DO YOU SEE THE
LIGHT AT THE END
OF THE TUNNEL ?
BRETT,
YOU'RE
LEAVING ME.
YOU'RE
LEAVING ME.
( grunting )
BYE-BYE,
BRETT.
BYE-BYE,
BRETT.
( screaming )
( laughing )
( grunting )
HA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
( grunting )
FUN'S OVER, BRETT.
( grunting )
( screaming )
YOU DON'T
KILL YOUR WIFE,
MR. TURNER.
AND YOU DON'T
KILL YOUR STUDENTS
BECAUSE THEY
DON'T LISTEN TO
YOU IN CLASS.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TRIED TO KILL
SAMANTHA.
( grunting )
( grunting )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( gasping )
( man )
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ?
( people chattering )
( woman )
WHO'S YOUR SUSPECT ?
( man )
DID YOU NOT NOTICE
THIS BEFORE ?
WHY WASN'T HIS
BACKGROUND
LOOKED INTO ?
ANY OTHER MISTAKES,
OFFICER ?
CAN YOU GIVE US
SOME COMMENT ?
AFTER EXTENSIVE
FORENSIC ANALYSIS...
I WAS GOING TO
USE MY FINAL WISH
TO RELEASE YOU.
I JUST HAD TO
USE IT TO SAVE US.
SO, I GUESS I'LL
BE REALLY STRONG
FOR THE RES
OF MY LIFE.
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO LOVE ME FOR
THE REST OF YOURS.
UNLESS...
UNLESS YOU GIVE
ME THE TOTEM.
IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT
A SMALL TOWN LIKE OURS...
HAS A GENUINE HERO
IN ITS MIDST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
MR. BRETT BUMPERS.
( crowd cheering )
HI.
THIS IS A LITTLE
OVERWHELMING.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
( Brett )
WHAT HAPPENED WAS
A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.
I WAS JUST LUCKY TO
BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
SORT OF NO CHOICE BUT
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
ANYWAY, THANKS
FOR EVERYTHING.
FOR THIS WONDERFUL
HONOR.
( all cheering )
HI.
I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
OVER HERE.
IT'S NICE.
I CAN SEE
EVERYTHING.
YEAH.
DID YOU
MAKE A WISH ?
UH-HUH.
WHAT DID
YOU WISH FOR ?
( man )
BRETT.
UM.
I SHOULD GO.
BRETT.
I GUESS
EVERYTHING'S BACK
TO NORMAL.
YEAH.
JUST AS IT
SHOULD BE.
EVERYONE MAKING
THEIR OWN CHOICES.
RIGHT.
UH...
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW ?
I DECIDED TO
TAKE THE YEAR OFF.
REALLY ?
YEAH, I'M TAKING
YOUR ADVICE.
I'M GONNA TRAVEL.
I LEAVE ON SUNDAY.
I'M GOING TO
START IN GREECE, AND
FROM THERE,
WHO KNOWS ?
WOW, THAT'S...
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S--THAT'S
REALLY GREAT, SAM.
YOU DESERVE IT.
THANKS, BRETT.
SEE YOU AROUND
SOMETIME.
YEAH.
HEY.
HEY.
SON, YOUR MOM AND I
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU AGREED
TO WORK IN THE
SHOWROOM THIS SUMMER.
I REMEMBER,
DAD.
WELL, YOUR MOM AND I
HAVE BEEN THINKING
THAT MAYBE
YOU COULD USE
A LITTLE REST TIME
FROM ALL THIS
HERO STUFF, SO...
UH-HUH. IT CAME TO
US LAST NIGHT, LIKE
DIVINE INSPIRATION.
HOPE YOU
LIKE IT.
IT'S AN OPEN TICKE
FOR WORLD TRAVEL.
YOU GO TO GREECE
ON SUNDAY,
AND AFTER THAT,
IT'S UP TO YOU.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.