You Don't Know Who You're Talking To (2016) Movie Script
That?
What's happening?
Are you deaf?
What's happening?
Huh?
Your turn comes before you go in, right?
One day you're going to find me a mine
naked.
Your idiot friend is in the
door, ringing the bell.
What did you say to him?
What am I?
Yeah.
A mine, you said?
What's up, fatty?
Throw me the keys, I have something to tell you
something important.
Tell me, what girl is going to want it?
Should I come in here with this smell?
A worse.
It smells like pee.
Throw me the keys!
What a fat, annoying thing.
Listen, I'm going to sleep.
My PlayStation isn't working.
Okay, go to sleep later because things are about to get heated.
the rotten one.
They're not going to stay until morning
With the little games, huh.
That more would be staying tomorrow.
They're going to kick you to the curb, you know.
He caused a huge mess at work.
You didn't go back to the cave today.
Gypsy.
I'm never coming back.
Well, I did come back.
When I got back they were yelling at him.
Edgardo, they told him they were going to fire him
Fuck it.
By?
Because someone called saying they were throwing away a discarded item
at home.
AND?
You discarded your things in the area of
Edgardo, that's why they were yelling at him.
him.
I discarded the things in a vacant lot.
What vacant lot?
It was the house of a person who did
I made friends with the gypsy.
The crop didn't follow me either.
No, the crop followed me.
Thanks to that I found out that they mark the
packages.
When they find out it's yours they'll
to break the arms.
Which packages?
How are the packages marked?
They have packages with a brand that we
each one represents.
Tomorrow morning he's going to go
And when they find out it's yours
You're going to have a huge problem.
And why do you think I came here?
Midnight here?
Unless it's to lend you a hand.
And they pay tomorrow.
Don't worry, there's a plan.
I have an idea.
Tomorrow you get up early, you change your hairstyle,
You change your clothes, you put this one on...
It looks like Edgardo's.
In fact, you dress up as Edgardo.
Alright?
You go to this house, you ring the doorbell,
You recover the discard before the crop arrives.
Do you know where the house is?
Yeah.
Excellent.
So now you're going to sleep while you
My friend is staying here, keeping vigil.
playing some games and checking things out
There are things to do until 6 am
tomorrow to make sure you're awake
of the time you have to be awake.
Listen, have you guys eaten yet?
Because?
Tell me, you idiot.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I have the money?
Did I screw up?
Do you know why I like this knife?
rusty?
Because if you don't bleed to death, you will die
of tetanus.
Do you know my eldest son?
Pucho.
He used to be a football player and now
It's a bar.
From Temperley.
He is the boss of the bar.
Temperley.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
So if you don't bleed to death or
You'll die of tetanus, my Pucho, that
He has excellent aim, he'll score three shots.
in the head.
Did you understand?
It made us feel unwell all night.
I slept a little longer than usual.
We have levels until...
Do you try to be like Edgardo, like it hurts
Is your neck hurting because you're wearing heavy headphones?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh no, my neighbor.
Don't let him see me like that.
What's wrong with your neighbor?
No, don't let him see me like that, in disguise, idiot.
Oh, that's the daughter's mother.
Oh, that's great.
Go for it, fatty.
Take it, crazy, take it.
Here's Jesus's dick.
Tom, grab her.
Don't come around here anymore, skinny.
I'm not interested in talking to you.
How should I tell you?
You came at seven in the morning.
Ring my doorbell, now come back.
Ah, you're not from the testicles, Jesus.
Well, excuse me, buddy, but they come all day long.
Someone is ringing my doorbell.
The of?
No, they're walking, yes, they're back.
And yes, that's what I'm telling you.
He's around here all day.
They're like flies, all day long.
Look, the girls are wearing skirts that
You can't see their ankles there.
One day I'm going to get my hands on them.
through the mouth and I'm going to touch them
the anus.
And who are you?
Hello.
Hello.
I am Edgardo.
My boss called me to...
My boss?
I am...
The boss.
Which boss?
My boss.
Ah, you.
Because you have a package, right?
To...
What do I need it for?
Ah, your boss.
Okay, yes, your boss.
Come on, come on, come in, skinny, come on.
Come in, skinny, come here.
No, no, no.
I don't...
Come in, Eduardo.
Come in, skinny.
Permission.
Pass, pass.
Come in, come in, skinny.
How do I know the gypsy sent you?
Here is your boss's phone number.
Look.
Let's call him.
There's no need, okay?
Why doesn't he call...
Why won't you give me the package?
Because it's too early to...
Hello.
Whether.
Listen to me.
Here I am with a skinny guy.
Freebie.
Eduardo, he says his name is.
Yeah.
Edgardo.
Yeah.
Tell him I'm Edgardo.
No, it has...
He looks like a petty thief, Boya.
Did you send it to make me steal?
What an employee you have, huh?
Next time send me something decent, dude.
Huh?
What do you mean you didn't send anyone?
It's better that way.
I'm not giving him anything, then.
Bye, Buoy.
Excuse me, pardon me.
Actually, it's me, Juan.
I didn't know it was his house.
I thought it was a vacant lot and
That's why I threw it away here.
Do you distribute that shit?
And how much does the gypsy pay you?
Does he pay you well?
Yeah.
How much does he pay you?
800, 850.
850 of what?
Per week.
Per week?
Yes, yes.
Son of a bitch, that gypsy!
Look at that.
How old are you, skinny?
26?
Yeah.
You're a mess, man.
Look at the soybean field you have.
So then you came and discarded the
package, the pamphlets, this right here in my
home.
Look at that.
I thought old Moya was going to...
to send a pimp.
And how many hours do you work per day?
No, 8 hours.
What the hell?
You're going to work 8 hours, skinny.
No, sometimes even more so because there are times
There are more houses, so like...
8 hours my ass, skinny.
Listen, I'm no snitch, skinny.
Let's see if you understand me.
I never liked mouthwash.
We are?
We are.
No, because you're friends with the gypsy...
And what does that have to do with anything?
But I'm nobody's mouthpiece.
I have code.
I was also involved in buying and selling.
What's the matter?
And not with those who sell cars.
With much worse people, those who sell hair.
Isidro Casanova, Gerli, la Ferrer.
I must have cut their hair
little girls, skinny.
Did you know?
We gave him 2 pesos, look.
And we sold it to a hairdresser
He was a big dick and made a wig for Susana Jimnez.
That's why I'm telling you everything.
After that, well, I don't know.
There was a problem with some change, and well,
They sent me to hand out flyers.
But I wasn't that stupid.
I used to wear ruffles when I didn't feel like it.
He didn't rule out working anywhere.
Do you understand?
They threw them in the sewer, burned them, things
so that no one discovers them.
Of course.
Do you understand?
Of course.
I will have won.
Do you know how much money I earned back then?
skinny?
Believe it or not.
Hey!
No!
The crop!
The crop!
What's up, skinny?
The old man's stomach.
The old man's stomach?
He's coming to pick up the flyers.
Don't open it!
Stay calm, skinny.
Don't worry, I'll tell him.
What do I tell all the Mormons?
Here, doll, here.
Grab the bunch here, take it.
Here, come here, grab it.
Oh, whore.
This one won't bother you anymore.
Okay, skinny.
Just go ahead and relax.
What did I say?
But what happened?
What happened?
I showed him my dick and balls.
Huh?
That happened.
We're going to get along well.
Romano, my dear.
Romano.
Juan.
Do you know what duo we're going to make, Edu?
Know?
The guy pulled down his pants and showed her
the moorhen and suddenly its crop came out
in a hurry.
Scared.
Oh, he didn't fix the trunk, no.
The guy is a boss.
On top of that, they gave me some odd jobs.
I'm going to fix the problem.
Come in.
There it is, look, check it out.
How much did they sell it for?
No, I mean, because if they sold it to you more
500 pesos, you got ripped off, huh?
No, I told it in the street, brother.
Ah, okay, yes.
These are thrown away directly.
Of course, you saw that the street is a minefield
of gold.
People throw away things of great value.
I check everything.
Yes, yes, I go out on the street too.
Hey, photo, will we be able to see the photo?
Yes, you would have to install an older version of Windows.
But hey, check the internet.
That's what interests me most.
Can that thing walk or not?
Slow, but it moves.
Excellent.
That's what I need, the internet.
Did you know?
I'm thinking about a couple of businesses there with
The internet, pal, you don't even have it
idea.
Nobody can stop me, huh?
I just need to hold your hand, that's all.
Of course.
Did you know?
And I want to involve you.
Look, I need a partner for everything.
How much is your house?
A partner for what?
I'll tell you later.
Come, join me.
What a son of a bitch!
Look what you have.
One Leg 28.
Hey, yeah!
TV 1300.
Model 74.
Carburetor for the mouths.
84 horsepower.
This one accelerates to 100 kilometers per hour in 10 seconds, you know?
It's a race car.
Look how much you like cars, skinny.
And if.
I work where I work because I want to look ugly.
the cars.
Well, if you like it that much, it can be yours.
Give me 10 bucks and you can take it.
I hope I have 10 grand.
And well, less than that...
No, what is this?
Just think, when I bought this car it was running
It's sweet.
That year, do you know how hard I worked?
Look, I worked as a lifeguard, as an ice cream vendor.
I worked as a bouncer in a nursing home.
I sold merchandise.
What do I know?
And the ones I don't remember.
But in reality, my true calling, what
What I like most is inventing things.
place.
I am an inventor.
This, for example, look.
I haven't patented this yet.
This is a gold mine.
I got this from him.
It's an idea I got from
a movie.
Did you know?
The protagonist became a multimillionaire with this.
Did you see that the sidewalks are full of poop?
Well, here's the solution, old man.
You throw this in the box of
dog and that's it.
It doesn't stick to the sole of your shoe.
of the shoe.
It makes it look like it's slipping.
Do you understand?
How are you?
Is it good or not, skinny?
Yes, yes, it's good.
Did you know?
This is hot bread, Eduardo.
But hey, and using it is a load of rubbish, huh?
Because all you have to do is
You throw a couple of drops into the box
The dog's shit.
Okay, that's all.
You're the one who's going to hell, actually.
because the dog's poop gets stuck
there on the floor.
Two drops, maybe.
One, two drops.
Here, take it, you'll need it.
skinny.
Thomas.
And then, you know, I invent a bunch of
things.
Do you know?
For example, look, here I have the salt that
no room.
Then I have that little metal tube that
It's for the mines that sell at the stop.
A nice one.
I've invented a lot of things, old man.
Okay, buddy, give me three grand and that's it.
And we fixed it.
Seem to you?
If I don't have three grand.
Don't you have three grand?
No, I don't have three grand.
Do one thing.
Start it up and then we'll see.
Are you serious?
You have no idea who you're talking to.
Are you kidding me?
No, bet, bet.
What's the bet?
What do you mean you sold the PlayStation?
I'm going to buy the replacement parts.
I'm going to make the deal of a lifetime.
Couldn't you sell something else?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, that's not it, no, it's not it.
I don't want them to see me.
Your neighbor?
Yes, yes.
I don't want them to know what I do.
Are you ashamed of your job?
No.
You're not going to sleep with her, not even
even if you're a delivery driver, or even the owner of a
bank.
Wait until I have the car.
Do you have a car?
Skinny.
Hey, skinny, come here for a minute, I have to
talk to you.
Come on, come on, take a second and come on.
Come here, come here, skinny, come here.
Hey, skinny, how, how, how do you manage to put
Porn here?
Stupid girl, come on, put stupid girl.
That's it, look, look, look.
No, come in, come in, come in.
Ah, come in, idiot.
Those are all old-fashioned things.
Add fresh meat.
Look, look, Dad, look at that.
Leave a little, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Mommy, look what we're hearing.
Can that be printed as is?
Print?
Yeah.
But first you need a printer.
Ah.
Let's see, pregnant.
Check if she's pregnant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going
to sell grandpa's guitar.
No.
But if nobody touches it.
It's been ten years since anyone touched it.
But why don't you sell your guitar?
Why do you have to sell my things?
My guitar is the struggle.
Yes, the fight.
Look what I bought.
What is this?
Us...
Nitro.
Why are you going to put nitroglycerin in it?
auto?
Yes, yes, nitro.
It's so cold in here, man.
But you're going to get screwed, asshole.
I'm going to blow the shit out of here
These are shitty belts.
What things?
No, leave those belts there.
You're crazy.
How are you going to remove the seat belts?
Belts are for chickens, you know?
At the speed I plan to go, or I
I either die or become quadriplegic.
I'd rather kill myself, you know?
Leave those belts there, skinny.
Stop messing around, you're an idiot.
I'm serious.
Beware of inertia, seriously.
What a nose, like those little idiots who
They get into a car and think that
They're Superman, aren't they?
Yes, yes.
Blonde with blue eyes.
Look at that.
Here, skinny, here.
Thomas.
This is like carrying a gun in your hand.
glove compartment, huh?
Look like.
Come on, damn it!
Come on, damn it!
Hey skinny, look, idiot.
Look what you're going to raise, you partridge!
crazy.
You fixed it in the end, huh?
There it is.
Okay, let's go for a walk.
No, what a turn, dude.
Look at that.
Dale, I've been doing this for a month.
Let's go for a walk.
Very good, skinny.
No, what a turn of events.
No, stop messing around.
Go to sleep now, okay?
Oh really.
Listen, let's do one thing.
Look, go to sleep now.
Calm down.
You're happy, huh?
Oh really.
Go to sleep.
Tomorrow you get up early.
You grab some mangoes.
We fill it with gas, pay the insurance, and we...
We'll do whatever turn you want.
Let's get it up, you little brat, whatever you want.
skinny.
Dale.
Yes, pregnant.
Pregnant?
That's it, pregnant.
Skinny, go ahead.
Dale.
Boys.
You've got a good back today, huh?
I know, I know.
No, I have a grudge against him.
I want to rule everything out and go try the
carriage.
Otherwise, I have to smoke it until
6 pm.
No, not until they get paid for the fortnight.
Yes, I have to pay for insurance, gas.
and the shell of the achievement.
And well, at some point I'm going to get on it
Time to get to work, right?
Yes, just today.
Let's see, wait a second.
Wait.
There it is.
Boys.
It won't be possible to pay until the
Monday, huh?
An extra expense had to be incurred for the
company, so that we can all work together.
Until Monday?
You old faggot and your mother's cunt.
Damn.
Romano!
Roman, open your mother's shell!
Go ahead, Roman, open your mother's cunt!
Dale!
You sold me the car, you son of a bitch!
Come in, skinny.
It happened.
Sit down, skinny, I have to explain, come on.
Huh?
I owe that gypsy a lot of money, skinny.
I owe him a lot of money.
And this morning the children are coming
to lend me.
You saw it, you know Pucho.
That deranged idiot.
He came with the brothers, they entered with iron bars.
here.
Plum, plum.
Give me the money, give me the money, give me the
payment.
What do you want me to do?
"I'm not with an apartment," I told him.
Give me the money, you son of a bitch.
They messed up my arm, man, look.
They hit me here on the arm with an iron bar.
And suddenly they saw the car, skinny.
They saw the car and their jaws dropped.
slime.
They told me, look.
Oh, they took him away, skinny.
They took the car.
What do you want me to do?
And I have to confess the truth to you.
The car is almost theirs because the
Gitano has the papers.
And the car's paperwork is a bit incomplete.
also.
But hey, it's a mess, Edu.
What do you want me to do?
But why didn't you tell me before?
so?
Skinny, my dear.
I was planning to give it to you clean, man.
I'm serious, I'm talking about the car.
With all the help you gave me.
But I sold everything.
I sold all my things to buy the car.
To fix that car.
Dude, I had no other choice, old man.
But hey, don't worry.
I'm not going to stand idly by.
crusaders.
I have a plan.
It's something I've been thinking about and meditating on for a while.
a lot of time.
It's because it's going to help me get out
definitely all the debts I have with that
old.
Because in addition to the car's papers, he has
the deed to my house too.
The old man is a disgrace.
Also from your house.
Yes, he has the papers.
I lost them in a poker game.
A pot?
Yeah.
Son of a bitch.
And we have to get it out, skinny.
That's the plan.
Let's see if you understand me.
Oh, okay.
So you're saying I should go get the
papers and bring them here.
Yes, more or less.
That's more or less the idea.
Ah, that's more or less it.
That's easy.
No, I didn't say it was easy.
First, we have to kill the old man.
We have to screw it up.
Kill him?
Yes, he has to die.
Skinny, but wait.
That what you're saying isn't crazy at all
I am proposing.
Old man, listen to me.
It's nonsense.
We will avenge all the people who
That gypsy son of a bitch shat.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
The old man has messed you up.
Do you understand?
It's nonsense.
All we have to do is give it to him
a little push.
Nothing else.
And it's like...
Did you see the movie Final Destination?
Yeah.
Well, that's what we have to do.
That?
Like what?
Make him die?
What does that have to do with the movie?
It's like killing a dog, man.
Have you never killed a dog?
No.
It was a cat, then.
You killed a cat.
No, I didn't kill a dog or a
cat.
Well, I don't know, skinny.
You have to trust me, man.
Trust Romano.
Listen to me, skinny.
You want us to go to jail, don't you?
But, dude, why not?
You need to listen to my plan.
What plan?
Come tomorrow and I'll tell you.
The thing is, Edu.
The old man is a mess, man.
Did you know?
It has five bypasses.
He is diabetic.
He suffers from high blood pressure.
The sea is...
He's dead, but they haven't told him yet.
Do you understand me?
So, all we have to do is
It's giving him a little push towards death.
Did you know?
It's like if I were to tell you...
To organize a pressure...
An encounter with death.
Death, old molla, old molla, death.
Do you realize?
Look.
Let's see, what does it say there?
Take a look.
Sodium.
That's it, sodium.
Do you know what this is?
Salt that doesn't salt, skinny.
This salt has no flavor.
So, what do you put in the
I'm talking to him, to give someone food, to the old man, to him.
You put in a good amount and like the old man goes
to eat salt, salt, salt, it's not given
It counts because it has no flavor, boom!
Fuck the old man.
We'll blow it up, brother.
It bursts like a toad.
Did you make that up?
No, believe it or not, there was a
laboratory, crazy, in a time.
I had a partner who was a student at
I studied chemistry and rented the place here.
I was giving him ideas and the skinny guy, you know
What was he doing?
He did the formulas.
Everything was fine, but one day he wanted to
to set sail with a couple of inventions and well, it
I told everyone to go to hell.
Did you know?
I told him to go to hell.
Some inventions, such as this one.
Salt that has no taste.
This is the solution.
I already spat it out, I already spat it out.
The salt that doesn't come out.
The perfect crime, Edu.
And how are you going to make him swallow it?
That to the old man?
You're talking to a brain, Edu.
Look.
On Monday nights, I cover a
Franco here at a grill.
We are?
They owe me money, so I can
invite my family.
All you have to do is
invite the old man to a barbecue dinner.
List?
Invite the old man?
How am I going to invite the old man?
How is the old man going to come?
How am I going to invite the old man to
have dinner?
Dude, there's no money for anyone today.
No.
No no.
Wanted to...
...invite him to my birthday.
Yeah.
Yes, you and the boys a
roast.
No, I already know that one.
No, no, I can't pay him.
roasted to nobody.
And even less so getting involved with the...
...employee birthdays that then have to be
do it every day.
No, no, but...
...my treat.
My treat.
Free?
Of course, on my birthday...
...I'll pay.
Okay, fine, let me think about it.
GOOD.
Skinny!
Look, I'm not paying for the barbecue.
Nobody, eh.
No, no, it's fine.
Yes, there's bread over there, a
A little dry, if we could have something to...
Bring it, whatever you want, bring it.
Huh?
Bring it.
Ask him, ask for whatever you want.
Okay, right there.
I told you to invite three.
I told you three, three!
No, no, you didn't tell me how many.
What do you mean no, idiot?
I told you three guests, that covers me.
What did you come here with, that behemoth?
Eats like four?
I wasn't getting involved, you son of a bitch.
Who is it?
Has the old man come?
Listen, don't look at me, he doesn't have me
that see me.
Did you hear that?
She doesn't need to know that I work here.
because she's going to come and ask me for it
payment.
That?
He doesn't have to see me, that's it.
Don't tell me, the old man doesn't have me.
What to see.
Well, that it doesn't have.
Hello, happy birthday, Jaquito.
I thought she was a Virgo.
From September.
Let's go in, we need to put a table together
beyond.
Yes, let's go in, let's see, let's push.
We'll take this one and this one over here.
Let's sit down at the table.
Everyone to the table.
I don't know, your sister's cunt, what
Did you bring it with the muse, you crazy idiot?
How am I supposed to pay for all this now?
How do I pay, man?
Give me the money, no, give me the money
your.
Give me the money, give me the money.
What money?
What do you mean, money, idiot?
I told you three guests, what did you bring?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Tell me, tell me.
I didn't tell you that I wouldn't put anything here
a mango, huh?
I'll tell you before we eat.
Papi.
Yeah.
Can I ask for a wine list?
Go ahead.
Shall we have some wine?
Yeah.
Bring it to me, give it to me.
And bring one for me too, Jaquito.
Irma, this chicken is raw.
Yeah.
And emptiness is all hard, I don't know
can eat.
Young man.
Waiter, look, excuse me, dear, but this is the
raw chicken, the only thing that's more or less edible
It's the little sausage, it's a little tender, the
The rest is hard, inedible.
Go and call the manager, please.
Who do you think you are?
Does one never go out to eat?
You need to call the grill master.
What did you say?
Take my word for it, when these things happen you have to
Call the grill master, they always keep a
a nice piece of meat for them.
Oh, really?
Do you want me to call him?
Without salt?
Without salt?
I am sorry.
Look, I can't even prove one
gram of salt.
Rest assured, you have no fault.
Waiter, waiter, please, can you call the grill cook?
I'm not going to pay for this like that.
Call the grill master.
I'm not going to pay it, I'm not going to
to pay.
When you get a girlfriend, she'll understand.
all.
You eat more calmly, man, you're eating like you're
you would never have eaten.
Am I wrong?
Son of a bitch!
A girl was rich, son of a bitch.
I wanted a chocolate cake.
A chocolate cake can be for the
grandpa, or a little whiskey.
Where am I going?
They're already stealing the car!
They are stealing the car.
They're stealing their car!
Hey girls!
So the only tender thing was the little sausage,
no?
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
Just a little boy?
Yeah.
Why don't they eat this old scum?
What comes with ricotta?
Huh?
Ahhh!
How did it all end?
I don't work at the grill anymore.
Hey, you too.
I want to solve everything by showing it to her.
Okay, listen, tell me what I want to hear, it
that interests me.
What happened?
The salt didn't work.
How do you know it didn't work?
What didn't work?
The old man was very much alive in front of him.
What does that have to do with anything?
Maybe he didn't eat enough?
Or maybe they replaced the part that
Did I separate them?
And how do you know it works?
It works.
But how are you sure it works?
Because?
Because it doesn't salt, skinny.
But don't worry, dear.
I'm brainstorming another, much more elaborate plan.
More elaborate?
Yes, come here, I'll show you.
The good news is that the guide appeared.
The cigarette arrived last night, you see?
The heaviest member of the family.
He was looking for the thieves all over the
neighborhood and obviously he found them.
They grabbed one and took him to the
old.
As a souvenir, so that one can get a divorce.
Well, did you see that here in the neighborhood...
Does nobody stand in his way?
Because whoever opposes him...
It's shit.
Besides, he loves to get into fistfights.
How are you?
That?
What's up?
That?
Predator, what's up?
Sure, idiot.
Yeah?
Yeah, dude.
If you're the old man, you're going to die a shitty death, brother.
Boom, you stupid idiot, go to hell.
Petitebro?
A scare, a good scare indeed!
Damn, that old man's crazy.
Oh, John.
Or do you never come to visit me, or do you...
Do you visit every day?
You'd have to buy this guy a cell phone
chico.
Every time I try to communicate with him,
I don't know how.
I have to buy him a phone, now
It's too old for him to buy it himself.
Besides, he's working, you see?
I don't know if you knew.
No.
No?
You know what, Juan?
And the next time you come home
I'm going to give you Tincho's, which
He doesn't use it.
At this time, a more modern one was purchased.
much more modern, because he is working with
people of high rank.
He's on another level, you know?
When are you getting a girlfriend, Juan?
Hello.
Hello brother.
Who is speaking?
I am Juan.
Who?
Juan.
Me, Juan, idiot.
Your mother's cunt, idiot.
I told them not to call me from this number.
this time, even for something else.
Could it be that the tonic...
Is it normal for a dog to fall with blood?
Oh, thank goodness you called me, you crazy guy.
You called me just now.
What's happening?
I got a partner.
A partner?
By?
A partner, you idiot.
A partner who is going to give us a
great hand with all this.
But a partner for what?
Oh!
It went to hell, idiot.
Look what he suffered.
What does he ask of you?
The Predator.
My thesis for the special effects course.
Welcome to my secret laboratory.
Where did you find this kid?
They wanted to charge me a ton of money, dude.
I opened the project to this kid and
I got a trip right away.
If not, I'll pay you later.
Round, crazy.
The Thugger 3.
Thugger 3!
This is the hose through which it goes
spit green blood.
It has movable eyes, retractable papillae, real scales, and
It will also have a laser beam and
many other things that I don't mention now
I can tell you.
Custom design.
I did it myself.
It's spectacular!
Well, if they wanted to scare someone, they chose
to the right person.
Hey kid, did you print this with your printer?
Yeah.
How did this kid print with his printer?
That's outrageous, dude!
One question: when is the filming?
What filming?
The hidden camera.
No, smoking is not allowed.
I have many materials in my room that are
flammable.
Safety standards.
I'm not getting worked up, kid.
You take care of the monster, I'll take care of the rest.
from television and filming.
But can you make this look like that?
The Thugger 3.
You don't know who you're talking to.
I like it, I like it.
Let's see.
Do you have sisters who are two years old?
years?
What does that have to do with anything, idiot?
Does life add up for them?
Listen, Tuesday 8, Thursday 10.
No, no, wait.
Tuesday 8, Thursday 8.
Okay, okay.
Let's see.
From the 25th to the 28th, those three days?
Yes, next week.
The old man is left alone.
Yeah.
The children are going to look for cars in
the coast.
Good, skinny.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, we'll do it next week.
perfect.
Very good adaptation, dude.
Excellent.
Yes of course.
Hey, Colorado, we need to put some money into it, huh?
Thugger must be finished in one week.
It's Thugger, first and foremost.
And second, a week?
I said it would take at least three months to finish
all of this.
Minimum.
There's no time, kid.
That's just how television is.
You're going to have to get used to working in
on TV.
What they're asking you to do today is for
yesterday.
But there are many materials and glues that take time
in drying.
Well, I don't know, skinny.
Or blow, or whatever.
It needs to dry quickly.
Look at that idiot, he wants to control my schedule.
Maybe first we have to take the mold out of the
actor who will wear the suit.
That?
Of course.
The mold for the actor, who is going to
to be from Thugger.
Which actor?
Cell phones, guys.
We need two cell phones to communicate.
I have my cell phone, which has MP3, MP4,
6 megapixels, 15 gigabytes of memory, Bluetooth.
And I also have two walkie-talkies that are malfunctioning, but
They serve.
Good, great, Colo.
Bring everything, everything.
The m3, the m4.
What else?
The paintbrushes.
Everything has its consequences.
And the walkie-talkies too.
GOOD.
My aunt is going to give me a cell phone.
What?
Don't speak, don't speak, it's distorting me
the entire mold.
Bring everything, everything you have to the
thousand.
Bring what is useful for production.
And add credit to cell phones too.
That's fundamental.
Come on, come on, we'll do it the way we want.
This is going to be a success.
Hey, are you sure the old man is
Just at home, right?
Yes, definitely, almost definitely.
How can you be almost certain, you idiot?
Imagine if they catch us in there.
We're tickets, huh?
Mine isn't.
Ah, me.
You don't pay attention to where you put your cell phone.
Don't you see that you're going to make everything
Go to hell?
How can you not know where you put the
cell phone, idiot?
That all the crap is going to go away.
What's wrong, ma'am?
What are you looking at?
Do I owe him something?
Snowflake, John, snowflake.
What's wrong, Auntie, with Snowflake?
What's wrong with Copito?
Did you give him something?
Could it be that the
tonic you gave me for the dog?
I don't know, what would I say?
Copito, vomita, vomita.
Hold on to me, aunt.
He's yelling, idiot.
And if you gave him a lot, maybe so.
He's yelling a lot.
I gave him what you told me to.
One or two drops.
How many did you give her?
One or two drops?
Of the.
I should have given him one.
What, does it hurt?
He is dying.
Cut it out, cut it out.
Dude, he's suffering.
But give it to me, give me the phone.
Okay, fuck it.
Look at the time he's calling you.
No more calls are being received at this time.
You don't know how to use a cell phone.
Do you know this cannula here?
It is the one with the green blood.
The one you were moving, the one with the
arm.
On the other side you have drool.
The drool you were squeezing your hand with
and it was going to come out through a small hose that
you have it here in your mouth.
Yeah?
But don't get confused.
First comes the green blood, and then comes
the drool.
Yeah?
And the drooling only happens when you scream.
Okay, show me how you would scream.
I'm a little dizzy, too dizzy to shout
now.
Dizzy?
Yes, a little dizzy.
Ah, it's the epoxy and the solvents.
Try not to smell that too much.
It can make you sick.
I'm covered in glue.
Okay, kid.
List, list, list.
Fuck dogs.
Come on, come on.
You're sure?
Visca here, look.
Visca here, look.
Long live here, long live here.
And I put my foot in it here.
This way.
The leg here, idiot.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful.
Watch out, idiot.
Careful.
Hey skinny, are you okay?
That.
No, no, no.
Don't move your arm until it's the
moment.
Your arm is only there when you move.
Alright.
Ey, ey, ey.
Go ahead, skinny.
Come on, you have to keep going, please.
Come here.
Come here.
Open your mouth.
Come open your mouth.
There it is.
Huh?
You don't have to talk.
You have to scream like a monster.
Go ahead, idiot.
What's wrong with him?
The problem is that he can't speak.
But it's important that he has his teeth.
Because it gives the final touch to the effect.
Okay, okay.
If you don't have to talk, skinny.
Go on, go on.
Do what you have to do, idiot.
Go and scare the old man.
Go into the house and scare him.
Go ahead, go ahead.
The right arm is for when the
green blood.
The drool is with...
Squeezing the cannula, the hygienic, drool.
But drool only appears when you scream.
Remember that, okay?
What I don't see are the cameras of
television.
What thing?
The cameras.
Isn't all this for TV?
There is a dog.
There is a dog inside the house.
The whore who gave birth to us.
These robots are really tough, man.
Oh, the dog.
The dog is going to eat it.
He runs it, he runs it.
The dog is going to eat it.
Oh, he hid.
He hid inside the car.
Llama, llama.
Call him and tell him he came out of there.
Panchito.
You son of a bitch.
Come here.
They're breaking!
Panchito, come here, damn it.
You piece of shit dog.
QSL, QSL.
Here's Blood Point.
Stay in the trunk until further notice.
Wait in the trunk until further notice.
Do you copy, Troger?
Troger 3?
Do you copy?
The dog!
The dog, you idiot!
Do you copy, Troger?
Change.
Stay there, skinny.
Now, now, now yes.
Hello, hello, skinny.
Okay, stay there.
We'll let you know.
Change of scenery.
I'm getting an answering machine message.
I'm getting my answering machine and that's it.
sign.
I have no more credit.
But give him credit, damn it.
Yours will call.
What the hell?
Can you see I don't have a cell phone?
Look, I have a case.
This is what I have.
This is an example.
That's what they put in businesses for
Don't do it in the jets.
But this gives me a high level, Dad.
Do you realize?
I don't pay a subscription fee.
That's just how TV is, Dad.
This is all an illusion.
Do you think Susana's wig
Jimnez, what is her hair like?
Do you know whose hair that is?
From the Ferrere girls.
I'm telling you.
Ten years buying hair.
Isidro Casanova, la Ferrere.
That's television.
Evening.
You're going to die tonight.
Death.
He will visit you.
What, did he break up with you?
No.
I cut it.
It needs to be tense.
A preliminary step is necessary.
Make him nervous.
Yeah.
Make him nervous first.
Who the hell is talking?
You have to see what's in the trunk
of the Corvette.
What's in the trunk of the Corvette?
Which Corvette?
Chevette, you idiot.
Chevette.
Who is speaking?
Chevette.
Chevette.
No.
No.
Who the hell is talking?
Chevette.
Dije Chevette.
No Corvette.
What's in the trunk of the Chevette?
Who is speaking?
A son was killed with a gun.
With a weapon?
And with the dog.
Skinny.
Listen, skinny, stay still in there inside the trunk,
What?
In silence, stay silent in there inside the
trunk.
And watch out, watch out, watch out, skinny, listen, listen, because
The two of them to the old man, and on top of that, the three of them
A cigarette and a small glass are just a couple of steps away.
And a small glass.
Listen to yourself.
Stay silent, don't say anything, nothing, nothing.
Guard, guard, skinny one, guard, guard, we're here for you.
Opening the trunk, idiot.
Go all the way down.
I don't know, cover yourself with something, if you see there
in the trunk.
Watch out, you idiot, watch out, don't open it, don't open it
door, which has a little cup, crazy.
Skinny, skinny, skinny, answer me, you son of a bitch.
gave birth.
What's happening?
Can't you hear me, huh?
He can't hear me, can he?
Hey, listen, try calling him, man, because
He's not answering me.
The homeland, Jackal, Jackal, Jackal, I want a homeland, Jackal,
maradma a positive fell
The old man fell, old Andres. Watch out, idiot.
Uyame the old man died Now is the
dog's arm.
You're crazy?
Yes, no, no, you relax, skinny.
I'll take care of the dog myself, listen.
Take out the key, the key from the box
Strong to the old man.
You open it and steal everything.
Everything, everything, everything you see.
Don't leave even a single piece of paper inside.
Okay, fine, okay.
Okay, I'll call you in five.
Go ahead.
What is the name?
Yeah.
This is television, kid.
What hidden cameras don't show you.
He's dragging him there.
It drags him.
Yes, yes, you can see that he's dragging it.
But why is he dragging it?
To take the key out of his hand.
Due to rigor mortis, which he cannot
Take out the key.
That's why he couldn't open the door for her.
to the henchmen.
Henchmen?
Henchmen.
What henchmen?
The henchmen.
Ah, ah.
There, there you can see that he doesn't know the
The safe's combination, see?
That's why not...
Come, come with me.
Come, run.
Let's go, let's go.
Come, jackal, come, jackal.
Okay, okay, okay.
What happened?
Official, my aunts say it's the jackal
who came to look for our father.
The jackal?
Yeah.
What jackal?
The jackal.
The jackal?
The jackal.
He's a demon.
This is a guy in disguise.
There's Panchito, look.
A guy in disguise.
Why don't you attack him, Panchito?
That dog is drugged, teacher.
How could the dog be drugged?
Don't you see how she walks?
That dog is under the influence of narcotics.
Don't you see?
It's a drugged dog.
There you go, now.
That's when the alarm went off.
What happened?
He looks surprised.
It means that he's not someone close to me.
I didn't know there was an alarm.
I didn't know there was an alarm.
I didn't know there was a camera.
I didn't know anything.
Or he's a stupid thief.
That could be it too.
Oh, what an idiot, look.
He's holding the PlayStation.
He's holding the PlayStation.
Did he pick up the PlayStation?
He grabbed the PlayStation.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Why did he grab the PlayStation?
Which one is the play?
The one she's holding.
Ah, it's the PlayStation.
And number four.
Officially, we believe there is no need to question the
The jackal's decision to take our father away.
That?
We believe that we should not question the
The jackal's decision to take our father away.
What does that mean?
Find something.
The monster has the little boy.
We don't want to question.
Can it be rewound?
Yeah.
Yes, it rewinds.
Can it be enlarged now?
Yes, it gets bigger.
There.
There, there, there.
Yeah.
The cheapest shoe in the world.
They're so cheap, so incredibly cheap, that when
It's hot, the sole gets overheated, it sticks.
to the asphalt, and you're left with the Che on.
from Chavito.
AND?
Do you know anyone who wears that shoe?
This is a diamond!
It's much better than your papers
house and the car!
That's worthless, skinny.
What value is this going to have?
It has no value, idiot, it has no value because
That can't be sold.
Didn't you know that diamonds are marked?
The FBI?
And besides, how do you know if it's a piece?
Is it glass or real?
You need to see a specialist.
And the specialist can send you in a cove.
It's a mess, a complication.
But a cute complication, huh?
No, I don't work anymore.
That?
I don't work anymore.
Dude, you have to go to work tomorrow.
brother.
You have to act like nothing happened.
What do you want, for them to suspect something?
What's happening?
No, nothing, no, no, no, I don't...
No, I thought not, I thought not
that he wasn't going to work in this field anymore.
But buddy, you don't have to be here.
appear for a few months.
Let's see if you understand, they don't have to
relate to us.
You have to pretend it didn't happen
nothing.
I'm going to see if I can go to Paraguay.
Let's see if I can sell it.
and I can make a few bucks out of it.
Well, you're going to screw me over, aren't you?
But skinny, huh?
Do you think I'm capable of
screwing you over?
Don't be an idiot, listen.
What you have to do, tomorrow you have
than to go to work.
You show up for work like every day,
as if absolutely nothing happened.
Like a gentleman, like every day, working.
What I'm telling you is the ABCs
of the perfect plan.
Okay, listen to me.
Hello.
Did he send for me?
Come on, kid, sit down.
Good day.
And now she found out what he
Did it happen to the pa?
Yes, yes, we're all very...
...scared. Scared?
Well.
You'll know that the place of the pa in
I now occupy the company.
I brought you here to find out if...
...if you had heard anything about it, any comments...
...about the robbery.
No.
It seems that the pa took him away
the jackal.
A gypsy demon took him away
death.
Of course.
But for the police, to the stick
They killed him to rob him.
And I'm doing some research on my own.
account...
...to see what really happened.
Because the justice of justice is very
slow.
And she's not very righteous.
Not justice the way I like it.
With pain, let's say.
And if it turns out that at the end of the
investigation...
...it was the jackal himself who...
led to the pa...
...I don't care...
...because I'm going to get the answers out of him myself.
guts out to that demon.
Do you like playing video games?
The playstation.
Yeah.
He has a PS4, right?
They told me you have it.
Do you have it or not?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
But the thing is, I don't
use.
No, I don't play.
No, I don't like it.
How odd.
Here, take it.
Those games are expensive.
Of course not.
Those aren't faked.
Okay, you can leave.
I loved his father very much.
The old man was endearing.
I even invited him to my birthday party, which...
...they were his brothers.
And they were sharing there...
...and I paid.
You can ask them.
Pucho, do you have a minute, please?
Oh, he grabbed your Temperley jersey.
What do you mean he grabbed my shirt?
They're having a good time.
It's showing through her eggs.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Let's see.
The water is being spilled from the vase.
The water is being wasted.
Everything fell down here.
Everything fell on me.
Did you get wet?
Yes, the middle part here.
The middle part.
I didn't get anything wet, though, huh?
Well.
Well.
Go ahead.
Are you forgetting the game?
Yeah.
He's very, very stupid.
As if to plot this about this salami.
Juan.
Juan, open up, come on.
I know you're there.
Come on, don't hide.
Come on, don't hide, champ.
Hey!
Juan, open up, throw me the keys.
If I see you there, can I see you?
Let me in.
Hello.
Hello?
Yeah.
Is Romano here?
Romano?
I'm going to call the police if that happens.
The criminal keeps getting hooked on my line.
They're all going to jail.
You and that Romano guy.
I'm going to report it.
They're going to jail, you sons of bitches.
Juan.
Juan, throw me the keys.
Open up, they've already explained everything to me, go ahead.
What did they explain to you?
Stop, stop, stop.
They explained how things are, go ahead, go ahead.
Well, shut your mouth.
If I know you have it, they told me that
You've got it, go for it.
Shut your mouth.
What is this?
Who gave it to me?
The Gypsy.
Pucho, the gypsy.
And he told me that you have a PlayStation
And that he also gave you one
game.
Where is?
Gordo.
My stomach is following me.
Is that why you're not going to work?
That's what the crop does.
The crop continues.
He follows me too.
No no.
He's following me night and day.
He's staying somewhere waiting for me.
He's following me.
You have to help me.
No, the device is mine.
That means you gave it to me.
Yes, yes, it's yours.
It means he's staying home.
It doesn't move.
And I'm Player 1, okay?
Yes, yes.
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
Shut your mouth.
April, Romano!
All hell broke loose!
There was a huge mess with the gypsies!
Go for it, April!
April, Romano, Nora the mattress maker!
Romano?
Romano?
Did they realize everything, Romano?
April!
The gypsies are chasing me!
Go ahead!
April!
What's happening?
What happened?
Be quiet!
You can't be here.
Don't come at me.
What happened?
Who?
Don't come at me.
They can't see you here.
I need to talk to you.
Okay, you can tell me later.
Now you can't do it to me.
It's a touch.
It's a touch.
I need to talk.
It's important.
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
Tell me later.
Take it out via the small staircase at the back.
Take it away!
Really.
Be quiet!
Tell me later, you idiot.
What are you doing here?
Who are you?
Nice to meet you.
Be quiet!
Take it away!
Take it to the kitchen.
Take it to the kitchen.
Take it with you.
Take it with you.
Thank you, sweetheart.
They haven't seen my cards, have they?
Well.
What are you doing there, Clarence?
What else do you do?
I didn't want to help you with the light, darling.
Selina!
You arrived, Moncho.
Get me out of here, hunchback!
What are you doing?
You arrived.
Pucho!
Hello, Pucho!
You're my boss!
What are you, the one who was shouting outside?
What was that about the gypsies?
What do you want?
What gypsies?
Where do you know him from...
to Romano?
Yanina, Yanina, take it away now.
Take it away, take it away now.
Okay, Yanina, okay, okay!
Turn, Yanina, turn, stream.
Huh?
Yes, yes...
It's a yu, a soft yucho, a boy.
Call the cops.
Yeah?
Come.
What's going on here?
Ah, phew!
Anything can happen here.
Aren't you a Yankee?
Huh?
Is Yankee pregnant?
And pregnant again!
Pregnant.
Ah, Roman,
son of a bitch!
Did you sell the diamond?
Ah, I knew it!
I knew it, you were a traitor to me.
You son of a bitch, you'll see!
This little boot wants to come out, it seems to me, huh?
Dirty, right?
Yes, it works!
Juan!
Larva!
Look who's here!
Pucho, Pucho!
Look?
Juan, Larva!
These are my friends, huh?
There's a team today!
Will you leave with me?
Oh, it's me!
Go ahead.
Go on, go on, go on.
Yes, yes, yes!
Whore!
What's happening?
Let me!
Let's go!
Let me!
Let's go!
Let me!
Leave me alone, please!
What am I going to do about this!
Leave me alone, the important thing is that you go!
Let me!
Leave me alone, please!
Who dares?
Who dares to awaken the dream of
Trogger 3?
Jason is waiting for him.
What's happening?
What is the gypsy downstairs?
What are you doing here?
Working.
Don't let Romano tell you that the system
It was his idea.
The idea was his, but the system
I invented it.
Don't let Romano tell you he invented it.
He did, because I invented the system.
What are you taking about?
Which system?
Do you know?
These two have nothing.
And neither does this one.
Then, I press the laser and through a system
of mirrors that I spectacularly calibrated and invented by
I make the laser bounce off a
relic on the floor below, what
He's going to give Romano the instruction.
when to play and when to retire.
It is, it is, it is.
Hey, I'm enlightened, old man.
Ah, you're cheating.
Well, since I have nothing left to lose,
This is my bet, but I accepted it.
It's all I have left.
Is that a key to my car?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Did I make that keychain?
No, no, it happened.
Well, my dear Pucho, it seems to me that today you
You're going back home like a slob, huh.
What are you doing, kid?
Why don't you just go touch your balls?
instead?
Put it there, put it back the way it was, put it back the way it was.
Leave it as it was!
Don't touch that, it wasn't like that, it wasn't like that
was.
Turn it a little more, a little more, run it,
So.
That he looks at me more.
That's it, there, there, there.
Don't touch anything, you crazy person!
Why don't you touch your penis, you imbecile?
idiot?
Well, it was even made of gold.
Good news.
That?
Romano, Juan, wins this round.
Yeah?
Really?
Yes, Romano wins this hand, yes!
That?
What's happening?
Someone...
Someone here is cheating.
Trap?
And it's obvious...
that it's not me who is
doing.
Guys, what are we doing?
Please, how?
What trap?
There are no tricks or anything like that here.
There's some confusion here, guys.
No, but...
Oh, oh, oh, ah.
That?
Everything got complicated.
Doesn't Romano win?
Much worse.
Nobody move, damn it!
There is a danger of death.
We need to implement plan B.
Let's remain calm, gentlemen.
Nobody cheats here, they won't think so...
No, we're in...
What the hell is going on?
Calm down, calm down, guys.
It must just be a fuse, right?
What are you doing?
It's time for Trogger 3 to enter
action.
Dude, are you crazy?
It's part of plan B.
The trogger 3 scares them there.
The house is haunted!
No, these guys have guns, dude.
You're not going to scare them.
Dude, we have to get out of here!
What's going on here?
Calm down, Pucho.
I lost power.
There is light, but it is a strange light.
It seems to be coming from above.
Game over, Roman!
Pucho, they went there.
They headed for the park and turned onto the
right.
Nothing, nothing.
This game is over!
More terror, you son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You fucking thief!
Hey, skinny!
Where did you go, crazy guy?
Listen to me, Romano is speaking.
Romano?
Traitor, Roman, traitor!
You betrayed me!
What are you saying, skinny?
What are you saying, you crazy person?
You betrayed me!
You sold the diamond!
You sold the diamond we got together!
Oh, oh, oh!
Skinny, but...
Don't worry, I have the diamond here.
with me, okay?
I'm telling you, the diamond.
You sold the diamond to buy the things, the
Cameras, everything to deceive the gypsy!
The camera and a terrible imported phone were...
He also bought it!
But, skinny, hold on a minute.
Have you gone crazy, brother?
What are you saying?
All I wanted was to get it back
car, crazy!
Which car?
The one we are pursuing.
You killed the old man!
You killed the old man and now you want to drag us down with you!
Now it's our turn!
That's right!
Phew, skinny!
But, darling, how can you say that?
Dude, what are you...? You're confused, crazy!
You're very confused!
I don't know what happened to you, but
Suddenly you started lying like crazy!
Yes, that's how it was!
Yes, that's how it was!
You're a murderer!
You're a murderer and you want to deceive us!
us!
You son of a bitch!
That's right, you son of a bitch!
Can't you see you're pointing a gun at me?
gun to the head?
Where the hell did you go?
I am far away.
Very far!
Hit the donkey, you idiot!
I don't know what the donkey looks like.
Round, elongated, the one next to the
distributor.
Hit him!
Hit the donkey!
AND?
Did you spot him?
Yes, to the donkey.
Are you safe?
Yes, it's made of plastic.
How can it be made of plastic?
Oh my God!
Ah, so I didn't hit the donkey.
I don't know.
Guancho!
Let me check?
Let me check.
You fucking monster!
What did you do to my dog?
Degenerate monster!
And what did you do to my dad?
And what did you do to my dad?
You'll see how you'll get into trouble.
Your mother's cunt now.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm killing myself!
And you, faggot, what are you looking at, idiot?
Huh?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, that's what I'm going to give you!
His mother!
Give me the revolver, give me the revolver.
What are you looking at?
I started the car!
Give me the revolver.
Go ahead, start it up!
Start the car!
Go ahead!
Do something, skinny!
Do something!
Accelerate!
Accelerate faster!
Accelerate and don't brake!
Dude, what did you do?
What did you hit?
They have a gun and we don't.
They're going to catch us!
Dude, what did you do?
Did you hit the piston?
What did you break, idiot?
Did you break anything on the engine?
Do something, skinny!
Do something!
I was the engine.
It's the oil.
They're going to catch us!
Get lost, idiot!
Fuck!
What are you doing, Juan?
Those guys are armed!
They almost killed me!
I put my hand under the seat.
You're going to feel something cold.
Let's pass it on.
They stopped there.
He wants to play chicken.
He wants to drive me crazy.
What a complete idiot!
There we see him, boy.
Get out of the car.
What are you going to do, Juan?
Don't be crazy!
I'm going to challenge the gypsy.
Don't be an idiot, Juan!
You've seen a lot of action movies!
This is not an action movie!
He challenges me to a duel.
He challenges me to a duel to the death, precisely to
my.
To a duel to the death!
Yeah, what an idiot.
You're challenging me to a duel.
You're going to split in two.
I'm going to cut it like a piece of cheese.
This idiot doesn't have the guts to do it.
He doesn't seem very scared, though.
It seems he's not afraid of you, Pucho.
It's a game of chickens.
The two cars are facing each other in opposite directions.
The first one to back down is a coward.
And you think that crazy guy is going to leave?
Want to remove it from the path?
Boy, the old man is finished.
I don't realize it.
I'll look for it.
Are you going to look for it too?
If you're going to go too
look for.
And since when have you been so brave?
You don't know who you're talking to.
You son of a bitch, didn't he come?
Pucho loosened up.
No, don't say he loosened up.
Pucho loosened up, you idiot.
What's the problem?
Didn't he run?
You idiot, you broken ass, didn't you come?
Juan, go ahead Juan.
Do it again.
You do it the way I like.
I love it when you do it.
I knew, I knew he was very manly.
And you're quite the man, Juan.
It turns me on.
A beautiful little virilazo, a divine minotaur.
Skinny, skinny, how are you?
You're crazy.
But how much balls do you have, dude?
No!
Oh, how awful!
So much blood!
So much blood!
How awful!
Juan, let's go.
Go ahead, idiot.
Par, par, boludo.
Pucho.
Betrayal!
Jackal!
Betrayal!
Jackal!
Raul!
Ah, thank goodness we got rid of those gypsies
above.
Here, you idiot, you're telling me I stole from you
the diamond.
There you have it.
That idiot.
Look what you did, look.
It's not supposed to break that easily.
Oh, dude, man.
That's a piece of glass.
Thank goodness we got the devil back, because of it
less.
Good day.
Good morning, ma'am.
That?
Are you looking for Juanmi?
Yes, the skinny one.
Yes, I'll look for it there.
Okay, thanks.
Romano.
David Romano.
Your?
Valeria?
Valeria!
Susana.
Susana, the one from the bar.
The one from the bar!
No, when...? How long, right?
Susana, about ten years ago.
Ten?
No, twenty-six.
Twenty-six years!
Yeah.
How old do you think I am?
What are you doing here?
I came to look for the skinny guy.
Do you live together?
Where do you know Juan from?
From life.
Did you see what I'm like?
Yes, I know what you're like.
Okay, we can go for a drink sometime
of this, like in the old days.
Hey skinny, look, problem solved.
Is it a snowflake or not?
Look, here's the snowflake.
This is Snowflake.
But look how similar these dogs are.
They're the same, skinny, look.
They are the same.
Listen, skinny, now that the gypsies aren't here,
I was thinking, you're going to need a
work.
And I'm keeping you in mind, skinny.
Do you understand me?
This time there is no risk.
I have it all in my head.
I'm going to start a company, man.
Did you understand?
Listen, are you going to take me for a walk around the block?
I'll tell you.
Oh, I'm dying!
What a divine little poodle, please!
Is it yours?
No, it's mine, sweetheart.
Oh, is it yours?
Did you know?
A friend had an identical one stolen, a playful one.
little white one, little sheep, like this one.
And the thing is, these dogs
They are expensive.
Because they are purebred, these dogs are very
tempting.
They're expensive, sure, but we shouldn't steal them.
that's why.
Bye, my love, see you later, okay?
I'm going to do the shopping.
Wow, your neighbor is quite the beast, isn't she?
It's a bit old-fashioned for my taste.
You know I don't like that little brat,
Skinny.
Listen.
What's happening?
That evangelist got involved.
And what does that have to do with anything?
No, Diego, don't show him your balls.
But how am I going to show him my balls?
But, man, it surprises me.
Who do you think you're talking to, old man?
With Romano.
Okay, hold it with your hand.
So what's the plan?
What plan?
The company you want to start.
Ah, yes, yes.
Well, you saw that I was with him
topic of chemicals.
Okay, pay attention.
Laboratories buy old man's urine.
Did you know that?
Do they buy pee?
Look, the old folks on Saturday mornings
They leave their little container full of the urine they collect.
during the week.
Then the lab truck comes by and picks it up.
And with that they make medicines.
Do they make medicine with urine?
Yes, sir, with old man's pee.
Because I don't know what it is, more concentration, what
I know.
Old man's pee.
Are you serious?
The truth is that they do it every month
They receive a check for the accumulated amount for the month.
I thought you knew this.
Look, the plan is as follows.
In the morning you have to get up because
before the trucks pass and you
You steal part of the urine they leave in the
door.
Not everything.
Because that's how they can discover us.
Then I go to the lab and take care of it.
of the bandage.
Are we winning against the old folks?
Look, skinny, the old folks should stop...
They're all retired now, they're all going to be a pain in the ass and
I need to work.
A mayor who isn't clever gets eaten alive
those from outside.
My idea is to get a lot of feet like
You, entrepreneurs, in order to collect more.
I want to be a manager.
Of course, skinny, the boss.
You would be below me.
If we only have to work one day, well,
It might work.
It will work.
Hey Romano, how much does one of these puppies cost?
A charge?
What, do you want one?
You have to give me some time.
They're expensive, aren't they?
No, not for you.
What am I going to charge you?
What do I know?
We sorted it out later.
I told him to come in calmly, that I am honest.
The guy was speechless when he saw the guns.
And then I don't know what happened.
Maybe I gave in.
The bard painted me.
And that's when I gave in.
Bang, bang!
What's happening?
Are you deaf?
What's happening?
Huh?
Your turn comes before you go in, right?
One day you're going to find me a mine
naked.
Your idiot friend is in the
door, ringing the bell.
What did you say to him?
What am I?
Yeah.
A mine, you said?
What's up, fatty?
Throw me the keys, I have something to tell you
something important.
Tell me, what girl is going to want it?
Should I come in here with this smell?
A worse.
It smells like pee.
Throw me the keys!
What a fat, annoying thing.
Listen, I'm going to sleep.
My PlayStation isn't working.
Okay, go to sleep later because things are about to get heated.
the rotten one.
They're not going to stay until morning
With the little games, huh.
That more would be staying tomorrow.
They're going to kick you to the curb, you know.
He caused a huge mess at work.
You didn't go back to the cave today.
Gypsy.
I'm never coming back.
Well, I did come back.
When I got back they were yelling at him.
Edgardo, they told him they were going to fire him
Fuck it.
By?
Because someone called saying they were throwing away a discarded item
at home.
AND?
You discarded your things in the area of
Edgardo, that's why they were yelling at him.
him.
I discarded the things in a vacant lot.
What vacant lot?
It was the house of a person who did
I made friends with the gypsy.
The crop didn't follow me either.
No, the crop followed me.
Thanks to that I found out that they mark the
packages.
When they find out it's yours they'll
to break the arms.
Which packages?
How are the packages marked?
They have packages with a brand that we
each one represents.
Tomorrow morning he's going to go
And when they find out it's yours
You're going to have a huge problem.
And why do you think I came here?
Midnight here?
Unless it's to lend you a hand.
And they pay tomorrow.
Don't worry, there's a plan.
I have an idea.
Tomorrow you get up early, you change your hairstyle,
You change your clothes, you put this one on...
It looks like Edgardo's.
In fact, you dress up as Edgardo.
Alright?
You go to this house, you ring the doorbell,
You recover the discard before the crop arrives.
Do you know where the house is?
Yeah.
Excellent.
So now you're going to sleep while you
My friend is staying here, keeping vigil.
playing some games and checking things out
There are things to do until 6 am
tomorrow to make sure you're awake
of the time you have to be awake.
Listen, have you guys eaten yet?
Because?
Tell me, you idiot.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I have the money?
Did I screw up?
Do you know why I like this knife?
rusty?
Because if you don't bleed to death, you will die
of tetanus.
Do you know my eldest son?
Pucho.
He used to be a football player and now
It's a bar.
From Temperley.
He is the boss of the bar.
Temperley.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
So if you don't bleed to death or
You'll die of tetanus, my Pucho, that
He has excellent aim, he'll score three shots.
in the head.
Did you understand?
It made us feel unwell all night.
I slept a little longer than usual.
We have levels until...
Do you try to be like Edgardo, like it hurts
Is your neck hurting because you're wearing heavy headphones?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh no, my neighbor.
Don't let him see me like that.
What's wrong with your neighbor?
No, don't let him see me like that, in disguise, idiot.
Oh, that's the daughter's mother.
Oh, that's great.
Go for it, fatty.
Take it, crazy, take it.
Here's Jesus's dick.
Tom, grab her.
Don't come around here anymore, skinny.
I'm not interested in talking to you.
How should I tell you?
You came at seven in the morning.
Ring my doorbell, now come back.
Ah, you're not from the testicles, Jesus.
Well, excuse me, buddy, but they come all day long.
Someone is ringing my doorbell.
The of?
No, they're walking, yes, they're back.
And yes, that's what I'm telling you.
He's around here all day.
They're like flies, all day long.
Look, the girls are wearing skirts that
You can't see their ankles there.
One day I'm going to get my hands on them.
through the mouth and I'm going to touch them
the anus.
And who are you?
Hello.
Hello.
I am Edgardo.
My boss called me to...
My boss?
I am...
The boss.
Which boss?
My boss.
Ah, you.
Because you have a package, right?
To...
What do I need it for?
Ah, your boss.
Okay, yes, your boss.
Come on, come on, come in, skinny, come on.
Come in, skinny, come here.
No, no, no.
I don't...
Come in, Eduardo.
Come in, skinny.
Permission.
Pass, pass.
Come in, come in, skinny.
How do I know the gypsy sent you?
Here is your boss's phone number.
Look.
Let's call him.
There's no need, okay?
Why doesn't he call...
Why won't you give me the package?
Because it's too early to...
Hello.
Whether.
Listen to me.
Here I am with a skinny guy.
Freebie.
Eduardo, he says his name is.
Yeah.
Edgardo.
Yeah.
Tell him I'm Edgardo.
No, it has...
He looks like a petty thief, Boya.
Did you send it to make me steal?
What an employee you have, huh?
Next time send me something decent, dude.
Huh?
What do you mean you didn't send anyone?
It's better that way.
I'm not giving him anything, then.
Bye, Buoy.
Excuse me, pardon me.
Actually, it's me, Juan.
I didn't know it was his house.
I thought it was a vacant lot and
That's why I threw it away here.
Do you distribute that shit?
And how much does the gypsy pay you?
Does he pay you well?
Yeah.
How much does he pay you?
800, 850.
850 of what?
Per week.
Per week?
Yes, yes.
Son of a bitch, that gypsy!
Look at that.
How old are you, skinny?
26?
Yeah.
You're a mess, man.
Look at the soybean field you have.
So then you came and discarded the
package, the pamphlets, this right here in my
home.
Look at that.
I thought old Moya was going to...
to send a pimp.
And how many hours do you work per day?
No, 8 hours.
What the hell?
You're going to work 8 hours, skinny.
No, sometimes even more so because there are times
There are more houses, so like...
8 hours my ass, skinny.
Listen, I'm no snitch, skinny.
Let's see if you understand me.
I never liked mouthwash.
We are?
We are.
No, because you're friends with the gypsy...
And what does that have to do with anything?
But I'm nobody's mouthpiece.
I have code.
I was also involved in buying and selling.
What's the matter?
And not with those who sell cars.
With much worse people, those who sell hair.
Isidro Casanova, Gerli, la Ferrer.
I must have cut their hair
little girls, skinny.
Did you know?
We gave him 2 pesos, look.
And we sold it to a hairdresser
He was a big dick and made a wig for Susana Jimnez.
That's why I'm telling you everything.
After that, well, I don't know.
There was a problem with some change, and well,
They sent me to hand out flyers.
But I wasn't that stupid.
I used to wear ruffles when I didn't feel like it.
He didn't rule out working anywhere.
Do you understand?
They threw them in the sewer, burned them, things
so that no one discovers them.
Of course.
Do you understand?
Of course.
I will have won.
Do you know how much money I earned back then?
skinny?
Believe it or not.
Hey!
No!
The crop!
The crop!
What's up, skinny?
The old man's stomach.
The old man's stomach?
He's coming to pick up the flyers.
Don't open it!
Stay calm, skinny.
Don't worry, I'll tell him.
What do I tell all the Mormons?
Here, doll, here.
Grab the bunch here, take it.
Here, come here, grab it.
Oh, whore.
This one won't bother you anymore.
Okay, skinny.
Just go ahead and relax.
What did I say?
But what happened?
What happened?
I showed him my dick and balls.
Huh?
That happened.
We're going to get along well.
Romano, my dear.
Romano.
Juan.
Do you know what duo we're going to make, Edu?
Know?
The guy pulled down his pants and showed her
the moorhen and suddenly its crop came out
in a hurry.
Scared.
Oh, he didn't fix the trunk, no.
The guy is a boss.
On top of that, they gave me some odd jobs.
I'm going to fix the problem.
Come in.
There it is, look, check it out.
How much did they sell it for?
No, I mean, because if they sold it to you more
500 pesos, you got ripped off, huh?
No, I told it in the street, brother.
Ah, okay, yes.
These are thrown away directly.
Of course, you saw that the street is a minefield
of gold.
People throw away things of great value.
I check everything.
Yes, yes, I go out on the street too.
Hey, photo, will we be able to see the photo?
Yes, you would have to install an older version of Windows.
But hey, check the internet.
That's what interests me most.
Can that thing walk or not?
Slow, but it moves.
Excellent.
That's what I need, the internet.
Did you know?
I'm thinking about a couple of businesses there with
The internet, pal, you don't even have it
idea.
Nobody can stop me, huh?
I just need to hold your hand, that's all.
Of course.
Did you know?
And I want to involve you.
Look, I need a partner for everything.
How much is your house?
A partner for what?
I'll tell you later.
Come, join me.
What a son of a bitch!
Look what you have.
One Leg 28.
Hey, yeah!
TV 1300.
Model 74.
Carburetor for the mouths.
84 horsepower.
This one accelerates to 100 kilometers per hour in 10 seconds, you know?
It's a race car.
Look how much you like cars, skinny.
And if.
I work where I work because I want to look ugly.
the cars.
Well, if you like it that much, it can be yours.
Give me 10 bucks and you can take it.
I hope I have 10 grand.
And well, less than that...
No, what is this?
Just think, when I bought this car it was running
It's sweet.
That year, do you know how hard I worked?
Look, I worked as a lifeguard, as an ice cream vendor.
I worked as a bouncer in a nursing home.
I sold merchandise.
What do I know?
And the ones I don't remember.
But in reality, my true calling, what
What I like most is inventing things.
place.
I am an inventor.
This, for example, look.
I haven't patented this yet.
This is a gold mine.
I got this from him.
It's an idea I got from
a movie.
Did you know?
The protagonist became a multimillionaire with this.
Did you see that the sidewalks are full of poop?
Well, here's the solution, old man.
You throw this in the box of
dog and that's it.
It doesn't stick to the sole of your shoe.
of the shoe.
It makes it look like it's slipping.
Do you understand?
How are you?
Is it good or not, skinny?
Yes, yes, it's good.
Did you know?
This is hot bread, Eduardo.
But hey, and using it is a load of rubbish, huh?
Because all you have to do is
You throw a couple of drops into the box
The dog's shit.
Okay, that's all.
You're the one who's going to hell, actually.
because the dog's poop gets stuck
there on the floor.
Two drops, maybe.
One, two drops.
Here, take it, you'll need it.
skinny.
Thomas.
And then, you know, I invent a bunch of
things.
Do you know?
For example, look, here I have the salt that
no room.
Then I have that little metal tube that
It's for the mines that sell at the stop.
A nice one.
I've invented a lot of things, old man.
Okay, buddy, give me three grand and that's it.
And we fixed it.
Seem to you?
If I don't have three grand.
Don't you have three grand?
No, I don't have three grand.
Do one thing.
Start it up and then we'll see.
Are you serious?
You have no idea who you're talking to.
Are you kidding me?
No, bet, bet.
What's the bet?
What do you mean you sold the PlayStation?
I'm going to buy the replacement parts.
I'm going to make the deal of a lifetime.
Couldn't you sell something else?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, that's not it, no, it's not it.
I don't want them to see me.
Your neighbor?
Yes, yes.
I don't want them to know what I do.
Are you ashamed of your job?
No.
You're not going to sleep with her, not even
even if you're a delivery driver, or even the owner of a
bank.
Wait until I have the car.
Do you have a car?
Skinny.
Hey, skinny, come here for a minute, I have to
talk to you.
Come on, come on, take a second and come on.
Come here, come here, skinny, come here.
Hey, skinny, how, how, how do you manage to put
Porn here?
Stupid girl, come on, put stupid girl.
That's it, look, look, look.
No, come in, come in, come in.
Ah, come in, idiot.
Those are all old-fashioned things.
Add fresh meat.
Look, look, Dad, look at that.
Leave a little, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Mommy, look what we're hearing.
Can that be printed as is?
Print?
Yeah.
But first you need a printer.
Ah.
Let's see, pregnant.
Check if she's pregnant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going
to sell grandpa's guitar.
No.
But if nobody touches it.
It's been ten years since anyone touched it.
But why don't you sell your guitar?
Why do you have to sell my things?
My guitar is the struggle.
Yes, the fight.
Look what I bought.
What is this?
Us...
Nitro.
Why are you going to put nitroglycerin in it?
auto?
Yes, yes, nitro.
It's so cold in here, man.
But you're going to get screwed, asshole.
I'm going to blow the shit out of here
These are shitty belts.
What things?
No, leave those belts there.
You're crazy.
How are you going to remove the seat belts?
Belts are for chickens, you know?
At the speed I plan to go, or I
I either die or become quadriplegic.
I'd rather kill myself, you know?
Leave those belts there, skinny.
Stop messing around, you're an idiot.
I'm serious.
Beware of inertia, seriously.
What a nose, like those little idiots who
They get into a car and think that
They're Superman, aren't they?
Yes, yes.
Blonde with blue eyes.
Look at that.
Here, skinny, here.
Thomas.
This is like carrying a gun in your hand.
glove compartment, huh?
Look like.
Come on, damn it!
Come on, damn it!
Hey skinny, look, idiot.
Look what you're going to raise, you partridge!
crazy.
You fixed it in the end, huh?
There it is.
Okay, let's go for a walk.
No, what a turn, dude.
Look at that.
Dale, I've been doing this for a month.
Let's go for a walk.
Very good, skinny.
No, what a turn of events.
No, stop messing around.
Go to sleep now, okay?
Oh really.
Listen, let's do one thing.
Look, go to sleep now.
Calm down.
You're happy, huh?
Oh really.
Go to sleep.
Tomorrow you get up early.
You grab some mangoes.
We fill it with gas, pay the insurance, and we...
We'll do whatever turn you want.
Let's get it up, you little brat, whatever you want.
skinny.
Dale.
Yes, pregnant.
Pregnant?
That's it, pregnant.
Skinny, go ahead.
Dale.
Boys.
You've got a good back today, huh?
I know, I know.
No, I have a grudge against him.
I want to rule everything out and go try the
carriage.
Otherwise, I have to smoke it until
6 pm.
No, not until they get paid for the fortnight.
Yes, I have to pay for insurance, gas.
and the shell of the achievement.
And well, at some point I'm going to get on it
Time to get to work, right?
Yes, just today.
Let's see, wait a second.
Wait.
There it is.
Boys.
It won't be possible to pay until the
Monday, huh?
An extra expense had to be incurred for the
company, so that we can all work together.
Until Monday?
You old faggot and your mother's cunt.
Damn.
Romano!
Roman, open your mother's shell!
Go ahead, Roman, open your mother's cunt!
Dale!
You sold me the car, you son of a bitch!
Come in, skinny.
It happened.
Sit down, skinny, I have to explain, come on.
Huh?
I owe that gypsy a lot of money, skinny.
I owe him a lot of money.
And this morning the children are coming
to lend me.
You saw it, you know Pucho.
That deranged idiot.
He came with the brothers, they entered with iron bars.
here.
Plum, plum.
Give me the money, give me the money, give me the
payment.
What do you want me to do?
"I'm not with an apartment," I told him.
Give me the money, you son of a bitch.
They messed up my arm, man, look.
They hit me here on the arm with an iron bar.
And suddenly they saw the car, skinny.
They saw the car and their jaws dropped.
slime.
They told me, look.
Oh, they took him away, skinny.
They took the car.
What do you want me to do?
And I have to confess the truth to you.
The car is almost theirs because the
Gitano has the papers.
And the car's paperwork is a bit incomplete.
also.
But hey, it's a mess, Edu.
What do you want me to do?
But why didn't you tell me before?
so?
Skinny, my dear.
I was planning to give it to you clean, man.
I'm serious, I'm talking about the car.
With all the help you gave me.
But I sold everything.
I sold all my things to buy the car.
To fix that car.
Dude, I had no other choice, old man.
But hey, don't worry.
I'm not going to stand idly by.
crusaders.
I have a plan.
It's something I've been thinking about and meditating on for a while.
a lot of time.
It's because it's going to help me get out
definitely all the debts I have with that
old.
Because in addition to the car's papers, he has
the deed to my house too.
The old man is a disgrace.
Also from your house.
Yes, he has the papers.
I lost them in a poker game.
A pot?
Yeah.
Son of a bitch.
And we have to get it out, skinny.
That's the plan.
Let's see if you understand me.
Oh, okay.
So you're saying I should go get the
papers and bring them here.
Yes, more or less.
That's more or less the idea.
Ah, that's more or less it.
That's easy.
No, I didn't say it was easy.
First, we have to kill the old man.
We have to screw it up.
Kill him?
Yes, he has to die.
Skinny, but wait.
That what you're saying isn't crazy at all
I am proposing.
Old man, listen to me.
It's nonsense.
We will avenge all the people who
That gypsy son of a bitch shat.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
The old man has messed you up.
Do you understand?
It's nonsense.
All we have to do is give it to him
a little push.
Nothing else.
And it's like...
Did you see the movie Final Destination?
Yeah.
Well, that's what we have to do.
That?
Like what?
Make him die?
What does that have to do with the movie?
It's like killing a dog, man.
Have you never killed a dog?
No.
It was a cat, then.
You killed a cat.
No, I didn't kill a dog or a
cat.
Well, I don't know, skinny.
You have to trust me, man.
Trust Romano.
Listen to me, skinny.
You want us to go to jail, don't you?
But, dude, why not?
You need to listen to my plan.
What plan?
Come tomorrow and I'll tell you.
The thing is, Edu.
The old man is a mess, man.
Did you know?
It has five bypasses.
He is diabetic.
He suffers from high blood pressure.
The sea is...
He's dead, but they haven't told him yet.
Do you understand me?
So, all we have to do is
It's giving him a little push towards death.
Did you know?
It's like if I were to tell you...
To organize a pressure...
An encounter with death.
Death, old molla, old molla, death.
Do you realize?
Look.
Let's see, what does it say there?
Take a look.
Sodium.
That's it, sodium.
Do you know what this is?
Salt that doesn't salt, skinny.
This salt has no flavor.
So, what do you put in the
I'm talking to him, to give someone food, to the old man, to him.
You put in a good amount and like the old man goes
to eat salt, salt, salt, it's not given
It counts because it has no flavor, boom!
Fuck the old man.
We'll blow it up, brother.
It bursts like a toad.
Did you make that up?
No, believe it or not, there was a
laboratory, crazy, in a time.
I had a partner who was a student at
I studied chemistry and rented the place here.
I was giving him ideas and the skinny guy, you know
What was he doing?
He did the formulas.
Everything was fine, but one day he wanted to
to set sail with a couple of inventions and well, it
I told everyone to go to hell.
Did you know?
I told him to go to hell.
Some inventions, such as this one.
Salt that has no taste.
This is the solution.
I already spat it out, I already spat it out.
The salt that doesn't come out.
The perfect crime, Edu.
And how are you going to make him swallow it?
That to the old man?
You're talking to a brain, Edu.
Look.
On Monday nights, I cover a
Franco here at a grill.
We are?
They owe me money, so I can
invite my family.
All you have to do is
invite the old man to a barbecue dinner.
List?
Invite the old man?
How am I going to invite the old man?
How is the old man going to come?
How am I going to invite the old man to
have dinner?
Dude, there's no money for anyone today.
No.
No no.
Wanted to...
...invite him to my birthday.
Yeah.
Yes, you and the boys a
roast.
No, I already know that one.
No, no, I can't pay him.
roasted to nobody.
And even less so getting involved with the...
...employee birthdays that then have to be
do it every day.
No, no, but...
...my treat.
My treat.
Free?
Of course, on my birthday...
...I'll pay.
Okay, fine, let me think about it.
GOOD.
Skinny!
Look, I'm not paying for the barbecue.
Nobody, eh.
No, no, it's fine.
Yes, there's bread over there, a
A little dry, if we could have something to...
Bring it, whatever you want, bring it.
Huh?
Bring it.
Ask him, ask for whatever you want.
Okay, right there.
I told you to invite three.
I told you three, three!
No, no, you didn't tell me how many.
What do you mean no, idiot?
I told you three guests, that covers me.
What did you come here with, that behemoth?
Eats like four?
I wasn't getting involved, you son of a bitch.
Who is it?
Has the old man come?
Listen, don't look at me, he doesn't have me
that see me.
Did you hear that?
She doesn't need to know that I work here.
because she's going to come and ask me for it
payment.
That?
He doesn't have to see me, that's it.
Don't tell me, the old man doesn't have me.
What to see.
Well, that it doesn't have.
Hello, happy birthday, Jaquito.
I thought she was a Virgo.
From September.
Let's go in, we need to put a table together
beyond.
Yes, let's go in, let's see, let's push.
We'll take this one and this one over here.
Let's sit down at the table.
Everyone to the table.
I don't know, your sister's cunt, what
Did you bring it with the muse, you crazy idiot?
How am I supposed to pay for all this now?
How do I pay, man?
Give me the money, no, give me the money
your.
Give me the money, give me the money.
What money?
What do you mean, money, idiot?
I told you three guests, what did you bring?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Tell me, tell me.
I didn't tell you that I wouldn't put anything here
a mango, huh?
I'll tell you before we eat.
Papi.
Yeah.
Can I ask for a wine list?
Go ahead.
Shall we have some wine?
Yeah.
Bring it to me, give it to me.
And bring one for me too, Jaquito.
Irma, this chicken is raw.
Yeah.
And emptiness is all hard, I don't know
can eat.
Young man.
Waiter, look, excuse me, dear, but this is the
raw chicken, the only thing that's more or less edible
It's the little sausage, it's a little tender, the
The rest is hard, inedible.
Go and call the manager, please.
Who do you think you are?
Does one never go out to eat?
You need to call the grill master.
What did you say?
Take my word for it, when these things happen you have to
Call the grill master, they always keep a
a nice piece of meat for them.
Oh, really?
Do you want me to call him?
Without salt?
Without salt?
I am sorry.
Look, I can't even prove one
gram of salt.
Rest assured, you have no fault.
Waiter, waiter, please, can you call the grill cook?
I'm not going to pay for this like that.
Call the grill master.
I'm not going to pay it, I'm not going to
to pay.
When you get a girlfriend, she'll understand.
all.
You eat more calmly, man, you're eating like you're
you would never have eaten.
Am I wrong?
Son of a bitch!
A girl was rich, son of a bitch.
I wanted a chocolate cake.
A chocolate cake can be for the
grandpa, or a little whiskey.
Where am I going?
They're already stealing the car!
They are stealing the car.
They're stealing their car!
Hey girls!
So the only tender thing was the little sausage,
no?
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
Just a little boy?
Yeah.
Why don't they eat this old scum?
What comes with ricotta?
Huh?
Ahhh!
How did it all end?
I don't work at the grill anymore.
Hey, you too.
I want to solve everything by showing it to her.
Okay, listen, tell me what I want to hear, it
that interests me.
What happened?
The salt didn't work.
How do you know it didn't work?
What didn't work?
The old man was very much alive in front of him.
What does that have to do with anything?
Maybe he didn't eat enough?
Or maybe they replaced the part that
Did I separate them?
And how do you know it works?
It works.
But how are you sure it works?
Because?
Because it doesn't salt, skinny.
But don't worry, dear.
I'm brainstorming another, much more elaborate plan.
More elaborate?
Yes, come here, I'll show you.
The good news is that the guide appeared.
The cigarette arrived last night, you see?
The heaviest member of the family.
He was looking for the thieves all over the
neighborhood and obviously he found them.
They grabbed one and took him to the
old.
As a souvenir, so that one can get a divorce.
Well, did you see that here in the neighborhood...
Does nobody stand in his way?
Because whoever opposes him...
It's shit.
Besides, he loves to get into fistfights.
How are you?
That?
What's up?
That?
Predator, what's up?
Sure, idiot.
Yeah?
Yeah, dude.
If you're the old man, you're going to die a shitty death, brother.
Boom, you stupid idiot, go to hell.
Petitebro?
A scare, a good scare indeed!
Damn, that old man's crazy.
Oh, John.
Or do you never come to visit me, or do you...
Do you visit every day?
You'd have to buy this guy a cell phone
chico.
Every time I try to communicate with him,
I don't know how.
I have to buy him a phone, now
It's too old for him to buy it himself.
Besides, he's working, you see?
I don't know if you knew.
No.
No?
You know what, Juan?
And the next time you come home
I'm going to give you Tincho's, which
He doesn't use it.
At this time, a more modern one was purchased.
much more modern, because he is working with
people of high rank.
He's on another level, you know?
When are you getting a girlfriend, Juan?
Hello.
Hello brother.
Who is speaking?
I am Juan.
Who?
Juan.
Me, Juan, idiot.
Your mother's cunt, idiot.
I told them not to call me from this number.
this time, even for something else.
Could it be that the tonic...
Is it normal for a dog to fall with blood?
Oh, thank goodness you called me, you crazy guy.
You called me just now.
What's happening?
I got a partner.
A partner?
By?
A partner, you idiot.
A partner who is going to give us a
great hand with all this.
But a partner for what?
Oh!
It went to hell, idiot.
Look what he suffered.
What does he ask of you?
The Predator.
My thesis for the special effects course.
Welcome to my secret laboratory.
Where did you find this kid?
They wanted to charge me a ton of money, dude.
I opened the project to this kid and
I got a trip right away.
If not, I'll pay you later.
Round, crazy.
The Thugger 3.
Thugger 3!
This is the hose through which it goes
spit green blood.
It has movable eyes, retractable papillae, real scales, and
It will also have a laser beam and
many other things that I don't mention now
I can tell you.
Custom design.
I did it myself.
It's spectacular!
Well, if they wanted to scare someone, they chose
to the right person.
Hey kid, did you print this with your printer?
Yeah.
How did this kid print with his printer?
That's outrageous, dude!
One question: when is the filming?
What filming?
The hidden camera.
No, smoking is not allowed.
I have many materials in my room that are
flammable.
Safety standards.
I'm not getting worked up, kid.
You take care of the monster, I'll take care of the rest.
from television and filming.
But can you make this look like that?
The Thugger 3.
You don't know who you're talking to.
I like it, I like it.
Let's see.
Do you have sisters who are two years old?
years?
What does that have to do with anything, idiot?
Does life add up for them?
Listen, Tuesday 8, Thursday 10.
No, no, wait.
Tuesday 8, Thursday 8.
Okay, okay.
Let's see.
From the 25th to the 28th, those three days?
Yes, next week.
The old man is left alone.
Yeah.
The children are going to look for cars in
the coast.
Good, skinny.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, we'll do it next week.
perfect.
Very good adaptation, dude.
Excellent.
Yes of course.
Hey, Colorado, we need to put some money into it, huh?
Thugger must be finished in one week.
It's Thugger, first and foremost.
And second, a week?
I said it would take at least three months to finish
all of this.
Minimum.
There's no time, kid.
That's just how television is.
You're going to have to get used to working in
on TV.
What they're asking you to do today is for
yesterday.
But there are many materials and glues that take time
in drying.
Well, I don't know, skinny.
Or blow, or whatever.
It needs to dry quickly.
Look at that idiot, he wants to control my schedule.
Maybe first we have to take the mold out of the
actor who will wear the suit.
That?
Of course.
The mold for the actor, who is going to
to be from Thugger.
Which actor?
Cell phones, guys.
We need two cell phones to communicate.
I have my cell phone, which has MP3, MP4,
6 megapixels, 15 gigabytes of memory, Bluetooth.
And I also have two walkie-talkies that are malfunctioning, but
They serve.
Good, great, Colo.
Bring everything, everything.
The m3, the m4.
What else?
The paintbrushes.
Everything has its consequences.
And the walkie-talkies too.
GOOD.
My aunt is going to give me a cell phone.
What?
Don't speak, don't speak, it's distorting me
the entire mold.
Bring everything, everything you have to the
thousand.
Bring what is useful for production.
And add credit to cell phones too.
That's fundamental.
Come on, come on, we'll do it the way we want.
This is going to be a success.
Hey, are you sure the old man is
Just at home, right?
Yes, definitely, almost definitely.
How can you be almost certain, you idiot?
Imagine if they catch us in there.
We're tickets, huh?
Mine isn't.
Ah, me.
You don't pay attention to where you put your cell phone.
Don't you see that you're going to make everything
Go to hell?
How can you not know where you put the
cell phone, idiot?
That all the crap is going to go away.
What's wrong, ma'am?
What are you looking at?
Do I owe him something?
Snowflake, John, snowflake.
What's wrong, Auntie, with Snowflake?
What's wrong with Copito?
Did you give him something?
Could it be that the
tonic you gave me for the dog?
I don't know, what would I say?
Copito, vomita, vomita.
Hold on to me, aunt.
He's yelling, idiot.
And if you gave him a lot, maybe so.
He's yelling a lot.
I gave him what you told me to.
One or two drops.
How many did you give her?
One or two drops?
Of the.
I should have given him one.
What, does it hurt?
He is dying.
Cut it out, cut it out.
Dude, he's suffering.
But give it to me, give me the phone.
Okay, fuck it.
Look at the time he's calling you.
No more calls are being received at this time.
You don't know how to use a cell phone.
Do you know this cannula here?
It is the one with the green blood.
The one you were moving, the one with the
arm.
On the other side you have drool.
The drool you were squeezing your hand with
and it was going to come out through a small hose that
you have it here in your mouth.
Yeah?
But don't get confused.
First comes the green blood, and then comes
the drool.
Yeah?
And the drooling only happens when you scream.
Okay, show me how you would scream.
I'm a little dizzy, too dizzy to shout
now.
Dizzy?
Yes, a little dizzy.
Ah, it's the epoxy and the solvents.
Try not to smell that too much.
It can make you sick.
I'm covered in glue.
Okay, kid.
List, list, list.
Fuck dogs.
Come on, come on.
You're sure?
Visca here, look.
Visca here, look.
Long live here, long live here.
And I put my foot in it here.
This way.
The leg here, idiot.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful.
Watch out, idiot.
Careful.
Hey skinny, are you okay?
That.
No, no, no.
Don't move your arm until it's the
moment.
Your arm is only there when you move.
Alright.
Ey, ey, ey.
Go ahead, skinny.
Come on, you have to keep going, please.
Come here.
Come here.
Open your mouth.
Come open your mouth.
There it is.
Huh?
You don't have to talk.
You have to scream like a monster.
Go ahead, idiot.
What's wrong with him?
The problem is that he can't speak.
But it's important that he has his teeth.
Because it gives the final touch to the effect.
Okay, okay.
If you don't have to talk, skinny.
Go on, go on.
Do what you have to do, idiot.
Go and scare the old man.
Go into the house and scare him.
Go ahead, go ahead.
The right arm is for when the
green blood.
The drool is with...
Squeezing the cannula, the hygienic, drool.
But drool only appears when you scream.
Remember that, okay?
What I don't see are the cameras of
television.
What thing?
The cameras.
Isn't all this for TV?
There is a dog.
There is a dog inside the house.
The whore who gave birth to us.
These robots are really tough, man.
Oh, the dog.
The dog is going to eat it.
He runs it, he runs it.
The dog is going to eat it.
Oh, he hid.
He hid inside the car.
Llama, llama.
Call him and tell him he came out of there.
Panchito.
You son of a bitch.
Come here.
They're breaking!
Panchito, come here, damn it.
You piece of shit dog.
QSL, QSL.
Here's Blood Point.
Stay in the trunk until further notice.
Wait in the trunk until further notice.
Do you copy, Troger?
Troger 3?
Do you copy?
The dog!
The dog, you idiot!
Do you copy, Troger?
Change.
Stay there, skinny.
Now, now, now yes.
Hello, hello, skinny.
Okay, stay there.
We'll let you know.
Change of scenery.
I'm getting an answering machine message.
I'm getting my answering machine and that's it.
sign.
I have no more credit.
But give him credit, damn it.
Yours will call.
What the hell?
Can you see I don't have a cell phone?
Look, I have a case.
This is what I have.
This is an example.
That's what they put in businesses for
Don't do it in the jets.
But this gives me a high level, Dad.
Do you realize?
I don't pay a subscription fee.
That's just how TV is, Dad.
This is all an illusion.
Do you think Susana's wig
Jimnez, what is her hair like?
Do you know whose hair that is?
From the Ferrere girls.
I'm telling you.
Ten years buying hair.
Isidro Casanova, la Ferrere.
That's television.
Evening.
You're going to die tonight.
Death.
He will visit you.
What, did he break up with you?
No.
I cut it.
It needs to be tense.
A preliminary step is necessary.
Make him nervous.
Yeah.
Make him nervous first.
Who the hell is talking?
You have to see what's in the trunk
of the Corvette.
What's in the trunk of the Corvette?
Which Corvette?
Chevette, you idiot.
Chevette.
Who is speaking?
Chevette.
Chevette.
No.
No.
Who the hell is talking?
Chevette.
Dije Chevette.
No Corvette.
What's in the trunk of the Chevette?
Who is speaking?
A son was killed with a gun.
With a weapon?
And with the dog.
Skinny.
Listen, skinny, stay still in there inside the trunk,
What?
In silence, stay silent in there inside the
trunk.
And watch out, watch out, watch out, skinny, listen, listen, because
The two of them to the old man, and on top of that, the three of them
A cigarette and a small glass are just a couple of steps away.
And a small glass.
Listen to yourself.
Stay silent, don't say anything, nothing, nothing.
Guard, guard, skinny one, guard, guard, we're here for you.
Opening the trunk, idiot.
Go all the way down.
I don't know, cover yourself with something, if you see there
in the trunk.
Watch out, you idiot, watch out, don't open it, don't open it
door, which has a little cup, crazy.
Skinny, skinny, skinny, answer me, you son of a bitch.
gave birth.
What's happening?
Can't you hear me, huh?
He can't hear me, can he?
Hey, listen, try calling him, man, because
He's not answering me.
The homeland, Jackal, Jackal, Jackal, I want a homeland, Jackal,
maradma a positive fell
The old man fell, old Andres. Watch out, idiot.
Uyame the old man died Now is the
dog's arm.
You're crazy?
Yes, no, no, you relax, skinny.
I'll take care of the dog myself, listen.
Take out the key, the key from the box
Strong to the old man.
You open it and steal everything.
Everything, everything, everything you see.
Don't leave even a single piece of paper inside.
Okay, fine, okay.
Okay, I'll call you in five.
Go ahead.
What is the name?
Yeah.
This is television, kid.
What hidden cameras don't show you.
He's dragging him there.
It drags him.
Yes, yes, you can see that he's dragging it.
But why is he dragging it?
To take the key out of his hand.
Due to rigor mortis, which he cannot
Take out the key.
That's why he couldn't open the door for her.
to the henchmen.
Henchmen?
Henchmen.
What henchmen?
The henchmen.
Ah, ah.
There, there you can see that he doesn't know the
The safe's combination, see?
That's why not...
Come, come with me.
Come, run.
Let's go, let's go.
Come, jackal, come, jackal.
Okay, okay, okay.
What happened?
Official, my aunts say it's the jackal
who came to look for our father.
The jackal?
Yeah.
What jackal?
The jackal.
The jackal?
The jackal.
He's a demon.
This is a guy in disguise.
There's Panchito, look.
A guy in disguise.
Why don't you attack him, Panchito?
That dog is drugged, teacher.
How could the dog be drugged?
Don't you see how she walks?
That dog is under the influence of narcotics.
Don't you see?
It's a drugged dog.
There you go, now.
That's when the alarm went off.
What happened?
He looks surprised.
It means that he's not someone close to me.
I didn't know there was an alarm.
I didn't know there was an alarm.
I didn't know there was a camera.
I didn't know anything.
Or he's a stupid thief.
That could be it too.
Oh, what an idiot, look.
He's holding the PlayStation.
He's holding the PlayStation.
Did he pick up the PlayStation?
He grabbed the PlayStation.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Why did he grab the PlayStation?
Which one is the play?
The one she's holding.
Ah, it's the PlayStation.
And number four.
Officially, we believe there is no need to question the
The jackal's decision to take our father away.
That?
We believe that we should not question the
The jackal's decision to take our father away.
What does that mean?
Find something.
The monster has the little boy.
We don't want to question.
Can it be rewound?
Yeah.
Yes, it rewinds.
Can it be enlarged now?
Yes, it gets bigger.
There.
There, there, there.
Yeah.
The cheapest shoe in the world.
They're so cheap, so incredibly cheap, that when
It's hot, the sole gets overheated, it sticks.
to the asphalt, and you're left with the Che on.
from Chavito.
AND?
Do you know anyone who wears that shoe?
This is a diamond!
It's much better than your papers
house and the car!
That's worthless, skinny.
What value is this going to have?
It has no value, idiot, it has no value because
That can't be sold.
Didn't you know that diamonds are marked?
The FBI?
And besides, how do you know if it's a piece?
Is it glass or real?
You need to see a specialist.
And the specialist can send you in a cove.
It's a mess, a complication.
But a cute complication, huh?
No, I don't work anymore.
That?
I don't work anymore.
Dude, you have to go to work tomorrow.
brother.
You have to act like nothing happened.
What do you want, for them to suspect something?
What's happening?
No, nothing, no, no, no, I don't...
No, I thought not, I thought not
that he wasn't going to work in this field anymore.
But buddy, you don't have to be here.
appear for a few months.
Let's see if you understand, they don't have to
relate to us.
You have to pretend it didn't happen
nothing.
I'm going to see if I can go to Paraguay.
Let's see if I can sell it.
and I can make a few bucks out of it.
Well, you're going to screw me over, aren't you?
But skinny, huh?
Do you think I'm capable of
screwing you over?
Don't be an idiot, listen.
What you have to do, tomorrow you have
than to go to work.
You show up for work like every day,
as if absolutely nothing happened.
Like a gentleman, like every day, working.
What I'm telling you is the ABCs
of the perfect plan.
Okay, listen to me.
Hello.
Did he send for me?
Come on, kid, sit down.
Good day.
And now she found out what he
Did it happen to the pa?
Yes, yes, we're all very...
...scared. Scared?
Well.
You'll know that the place of the pa in
I now occupy the company.
I brought you here to find out if...
...if you had heard anything about it, any comments...
...about the robbery.
No.
It seems that the pa took him away
the jackal.
A gypsy demon took him away
death.
Of course.
But for the police, to the stick
They killed him to rob him.
And I'm doing some research on my own.
account...
...to see what really happened.
Because the justice of justice is very
slow.
And she's not very righteous.
Not justice the way I like it.
With pain, let's say.
And if it turns out that at the end of the
investigation...
...it was the jackal himself who...
led to the pa...
...I don't care...
...because I'm going to get the answers out of him myself.
guts out to that demon.
Do you like playing video games?
The playstation.
Yeah.
He has a PS4, right?
They told me you have it.
Do you have it or not?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
But the thing is, I don't
use.
No, I don't play.
No, I don't like it.
How odd.
Here, take it.
Those games are expensive.
Of course not.
Those aren't faked.
Okay, you can leave.
I loved his father very much.
The old man was endearing.
I even invited him to my birthday party, which...
...they were his brothers.
And they were sharing there...
...and I paid.
You can ask them.
Pucho, do you have a minute, please?
Oh, he grabbed your Temperley jersey.
What do you mean he grabbed my shirt?
They're having a good time.
It's showing through her eggs.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Let's see.
The water is being spilled from the vase.
The water is being wasted.
Everything fell down here.
Everything fell on me.
Did you get wet?
Yes, the middle part here.
The middle part.
I didn't get anything wet, though, huh?
Well.
Well.
Go ahead.
Are you forgetting the game?
Yeah.
He's very, very stupid.
As if to plot this about this salami.
Juan.
Juan, open up, come on.
I know you're there.
Come on, don't hide.
Come on, don't hide, champ.
Hey!
Juan, open up, throw me the keys.
If I see you there, can I see you?
Let me in.
Hello.
Hello?
Yeah.
Is Romano here?
Romano?
I'm going to call the police if that happens.
The criminal keeps getting hooked on my line.
They're all going to jail.
You and that Romano guy.
I'm going to report it.
They're going to jail, you sons of bitches.
Juan.
Juan, throw me the keys.
Open up, they've already explained everything to me, go ahead.
What did they explain to you?
Stop, stop, stop.
They explained how things are, go ahead, go ahead.
Well, shut your mouth.
If I know you have it, they told me that
You've got it, go for it.
Shut your mouth.
What is this?
Who gave it to me?
The Gypsy.
Pucho, the gypsy.
And he told me that you have a PlayStation
And that he also gave you one
game.
Where is?
Gordo.
My stomach is following me.
Is that why you're not going to work?
That's what the crop does.
The crop continues.
He follows me too.
No no.
He's following me night and day.
He's staying somewhere waiting for me.
He's following me.
You have to help me.
No, the device is mine.
That means you gave it to me.
Yes, yes, it's yours.
It means he's staying home.
It doesn't move.
And I'm Player 1, okay?
Yes, yes.
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
Shut your mouth.
April, Romano!
All hell broke loose!
There was a huge mess with the gypsies!
Go for it, April!
April, Romano, Nora the mattress maker!
Romano?
Romano?
Did they realize everything, Romano?
April!
The gypsies are chasing me!
Go ahead!
April!
What's happening?
What happened?
Be quiet!
You can't be here.
Don't come at me.
What happened?
Who?
Don't come at me.
They can't see you here.
I need to talk to you.
Okay, you can tell me later.
Now you can't do it to me.
It's a touch.
It's a touch.
I need to talk.
It's important.
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
Tell me later.
Take it out via the small staircase at the back.
Take it away!
Really.
Be quiet!
Tell me later, you idiot.
What are you doing here?
Who are you?
Nice to meet you.
Be quiet!
Take it away!
Take it to the kitchen.
Take it to the kitchen.
Take it with you.
Take it with you.
Thank you, sweetheart.
They haven't seen my cards, have they?
Well.
What are you doing there, Clarence?
What else do you do?
I didn't want to help you with the light, darling.
Selina!
You arrived, Moncho.
Get me out of here, hunchback!
What are you doing?
You arrived.
Pucho!
Hello, Pucho!
You're my boss!
What are you, the one who was shouting outside?
What was that about the gypsies?
What do you want?
What gypsies?
Where do you know him from...
to Romano?
Yanina, Yanina, take it away now.
Take it away, take it away now.
Okay, Yanina, okay, okay!
Turn, Yanina, turn, stream.
Huh?
Yes, yes...
It's a yu, a soft yucho, a boy.
Call the cops.
Yeah?
Come.
What's going on here?
Ah, phew!
Anything can happen here.
Aren't you a Yankee?
Huh?
Is Yankee pregnant?
And pregnant again!
Pregnant.
Ah, Roman,
son of a bitch!
Did you sell the diamond?
Ah, I knew it!
I knew it, you were a traitor to me.
You son of a bitch, you'll see!
This little boot wants to come out, it seems to me, huh?
Dirty, right?
Yes, it works!
Juan!
Larva!
Look who's here!
Pucho, Pucho!
Look?
Juan, Larva!
These are my friends, huh?
There's a team today!
Will you leave with me?
Oh, it's me!
Go ahead.
Go on, go on, go on.
Yes, yes, yes!
Whore!
What's happening?
Let me!
Let's go!
Let me!
Let's go!
Let me!
Leave me alone, please!
What am I going to do about this!
Leave me alone, the important thing is that you go!
Let me!
Leave me alone, please!
Who dares?
Who dares to awaken the dream of
Trogger 3?
Jason is waiting for him.
What's happening?
What is the gypsy downstairs?
What are you doing here?
Working.
Don't let Romano tell you that the system
It was his idea.
The idea was his, but the system
I invented it.
Don't let Romano tell you he invented it.
He did, because I invented the system.
What are you taking about?
Which system?
Do you know?
These two have nothing.
And neither does this one.
Then, I press the laser and through a system
of mirrors that I spectacularly calibrated and invented by
I make the laser bounce off a
relic on the floor below, what
He's going to give Romano the instruction.
when to play and when to retire.
It is, it is, it is.
Hey, I'm enlightened, old man.
Ah, you're cheating.
Well, since I have nothing left to lose,
This is my bet, but I accepted it.
It's all I have left.
Is that a key to my car?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Did I make that keychain?
No, no, it happened.
Well, my dear Pucho, it seems to me that today you
You're going back home like a slob, huh.
What are you doing, kid?
Why don't you just go touch your balls?
instead?
Put it there, put it back the way it was, put it back the way it was.
Leave it as it was!
Don't touch that, it wasn't like that, it wasn't like that
was.
Turn it a little more, a little more, run it,
So.
That he looks at me more.
That's it, there, there, there.
Don't touch anything, you crazy person!
Why don't you touch your penis, you imbecile?
idiot?
Well, it was even made of gold.
Good news.
That?
Romano, Juan, wins this round.
Yeah?
Really?
Yes, Romano wins this hand, yes!
That?
What's happening?
Someone...
Someone here is cheating.
Trap?
And it's obvious...
that it's not me who is
doing.
Guys, what are we doing?
Please, how?
What trap?
There are no tricks or anything like that here.
There's some confusion here, guys.
No, but...
Oh, oh, oh, ah.
That?
Everything got complicated.
Doesn't Romano win?
Much worse.
Nobody move, damn it!
There is a danger of death.
We need to implement plan B.
Let's remain calm, gentlemen.
Nobody cheats here, they won't think so...
No, we're in...
What the hell is going on?
Calm down, calm down, guys.
It must just be a fuse, right?
What are you doing?
It's time for Trogger 3 to enter
action.
Dude, are you crazy?
It's part of plan B.
The trogger 3 scares them there.
The house is haunted!
No, these guys have guns, dude.
You're not going to scare them.
Dude, we have to get out of here!
What's going on here?
Calm down, Pucho.
I lost power.
There is light, but it is a strange light.
It seems to be coming from above.
Game over, Roman!
Pucho, they went there.
They headed for the park and turned onto the
right.
Nothing, nothing.
This game is over!
More terror, you son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You fucking thief!
Hey, skinny!
Where did you go, crazy guy?
Listen to me, Romano is speaking.
Romano?
Traitor, Roman, traitor!
You betrayed me!
What are you saying, skinny?
What are you saying, you crazy person?
You betrayed me!
You sold the diamond!
You sold the diamond we got together!
Oh, oh, oh!
Skinny, but...
Don't worry, I have the diamond here.
with me, okay?
I'm telling you, the diamond.
You sold the diamond to buy the things, the
Cameras, everything to deceive the gypsy!
The camera and a terrible imported phone were...
He also bought it!
But, skinny, hold on a minute.
Have you gone crazy, brother?
What are you saying?
All I wanted was to get it back
car, crazy!
Which car?
The one we are pursuing.
You killed the old man!
You killed the old man and now you want to drag us down with you!
Now it's our turn!
That's right!
Phew, skinny!
But, darling, how can you say that?
Dude, what are you...? You're confused, crazy!
You're very confused!
I don't know what happened to you, but
Suddenly you started lying like crazy!
Yes, that's how it was!
Yes, that's how it was!
You're a murderer!
You're a murderer and you want to deceive us!
us!
You son of a bitch!
That's right, you son of a bitch!
Can't you see you're pointing a gun at me?
gun to the head?
Where the hell did you go?
I am far away.
Very far!
Hit the donkey, you idiot!
I don't know what the donkey looks like.
Round, elongated, the one next to the
distributor.
Hit him!
Hit the donkey!
AND?
Did you spot him?
Yes, to the donkey.
Are you safe?
Yes, it's made of plastic.
How can it be made of plastic?
Oh my God!
Ah, so I didn't hit the donkey.
I don't know.
Guancho!
Let me check?
Let me check.
You fucking monster!
What did you do to my dog?
Degenerate monster!
And what did you do to my dad?
And what did you do to my dad?
You'll see how you'll get into trouble.
Your mother's cunt now.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm killing myself!
And you, faggot, what are you looking at, idiot?
Huh?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, that's what I'm going to give you!
His mother!
Give me the revolver, give me the revolver.
What are you looking at?
I started the car!
Give me the revolver.
Go ahead, start it up!
Start the car!
Go ahead!
Do something, skinny!
Do something!
Accelerate!
Accelerate faster!
Accelerate and don't brake!
Dude, what did you do?
What did you hit?
They have a gun and we don't.
They're going to catch us!
Dude, what did you do?
Did you hit the piston?
What did you break, idiot?
Did you break anything on the engine?
Do something, skinny!
Do something!
I was the engine.
It's the oil.
They're going to catch us!
Get lost, idiot!
Fuck!
What are you doing, Juan?
Those guys are armed!
They almost killed me!
I put my hand under the seat.
You're going to feel something cold.
Let's pass it on.
They stopped there.
He wants to play chicken.
He wants to drive me crazy.
What a complete idiot!
There we see him, boy.
Get out of the car.
What are you going to do, Juan?
Don't be crazy!
I'm going to challenge the gypsy.
Don't be an idiot, Juan!
You've seen a lot of action movies!
This is not an action movie!
He challenges me to a duel.
He challenges me to a duel to the death, precisely to
my.
To a duel to the death!
Yeah, what an idiot.
You're challenging me to a duel.
You're going to split in two.
I'm going to cut it like a piece of cheese.
This idiot doesn't have the guts to do it.
He doesn't seem very scared, though.
It seems he's not afraid of you, Pucho.
It's a game of chickens.
The two cars are facing each other in opposite directions.
The first one to back down is a coward.
And you think that crazy guy is going to leave?
Want to remove it from the path?
Boy, the old man is finished.
I don't realize it.
I'll look for it.
Are you going to look for it too?
If you're going to go too
look for.
And since when have you been so brave?
You don't know who you're talking to.
You son of a bitch, didn't he come?
Pucho loosened up.
No, don't say he loosened up.
Pucho loosened up, you idiot.
What's the problem?
Didn't he run?
You idiot, you broken ass, didn't you come?
Juan, go ahead Juan.
Do it again.
You do it the way I like.
I love it when you do it.
I knew, I knew he was very manly.
And you're quite the man, Juan.
It turns me on.
A beautiful little virilazo, a divine minotaur.
Skinny, skinny, how are you?
You're crazy.
But how much balls do you have, dude?
No!
Oh, how awful!
So much blood!
So much blood!
How awful!
Juan, let's go.
Go ahead, idiot.
Par, par, boludo.
Pucho.
Betrayal!
Jackal!
Betrayal!
Jackal!
Raul!
Ah, thank goodness we got rid of those gypsies
above.
Here, you idiot, you're telling me I stole from you
the diamond.
There you have it.
That idiot.
Look what you did, look.
It's not supposed to break that easily.
Oh, dude, man.
That's a piece of glass.
Thank goodness we got the devil back, because of it
less.
Good day.
Good morning, ma'am.
That?
Are you looking for Juanmi?
Yes, the skinny one.
Yes, I'll look for it there.
Okay, thanks.
Romano.
David Romano.
Your?
Valeria?
Valeria!
Susana.
Susana, the one from the bar.
The one from the bar!
No, when...? How long, right?
Susana, about ten years ago.
Ten?
No, twenty-six.
Twenty-six years!
Yeah.
How old do you think I am?
What are you doing here?
I came to look for the skinny guy.
Do you live together?
Where do you know Juan from?
From life.
Did you see what I'm like?
Yes, I know what you're like.
Okay, we can go for a drink sometime
of this, like in the old days.
Hey skinny, look, problem solved.
Is it a snowflake or not?
Look, here's the snowflake.
This is Snowflake.
But look how similar these dogs are.
They're the same, skinny, look.
They are the same.
Listen, skinny, now that the gypsies aren't here,
I was thinking, you're going to need a
work.
And I'm keeping you in mind, skinny.
Do you understand me?
This time there is no risk.
I have it all in my head.
I'm going to start a company, man.
Did you understand?
Listen, are you going to take me for a walk around the block?
I'll tell you.
Oh, I'm dying!
What a divine little poodle, please!
Is it yours?
No, it's mine, sweetheart.
Oh, is it yours?
Did you know?
A friend had an identical one stolen, a playful one.
little white one, little sheep, like this one.
And the thing is, these dogs
They are expensive.
Because they are purebred, these dogs are very
tempting.
They're expensive, sure, but we shouldn't steal them.
that's why.
Bye, my love, see you later, okay?
I'm going to do the shopping.
Wow, your neighbor is quite the beast, isn't she?
It's a bit old-fashioned for my taste.
You know I don't like that little brat,
Skinny.
Listen.
What's happening?
That evangelist got involved.
And what does that have to do with anything?
No, Diego, don't show him your balls.
But how am I going to show him my balls?
But, man, it surprises me.
Who do you think you're talking to, old man?
With Romano.
Okay, hold it with your hand.
So what's the plan?
What plan?
The company you want to start.
Ah, yes, yes.
Well, you saw that I was with him
topic of chemicals.
Okay, pay attention.
Laboratories buy old man's urine.
Did you know that?
Do they buy pee?
Look, the old folks on Saturday mornings
They leave their little container full of the urine they collect.
during the week.
Then the lab truck comes by and picks it up.
And with that they make medicines.
Do they make medicine with urine?
Yes, sir, with old man's pee.
Because I don't know what it is, more concentration, what
I know.
Old man's pee.
Are you serious?
The truth is that they do it every month
They receive a check for the accumulated amount for the month.
I thought you knew this.
Look, the plan is as follows.
In the morning you have to get up because
before the trucks pass and you
You steal part of the urine they leave in the
door.
Not everything.
Because that's how they can discover us.
Then I go to the lab and take care of it.
of the bandage.
Are we winning against the old folks?
Look, skinny, the old folks should stop...
They're all retired now, they're all going to be a pain in the ass and
I need to work.
A mayor who isn't clever gets eaten alive
those from outside.
My idea is to get a lot of feet like
You, entrepreneurs, in order to collect more.
I want to be a manager.
Of course, skinny, the boss.
You would be below me.
If we only have to work one day, well,
It might work.
It will work.
Hey Romano, how much does one of these puppies cost?
A charge?
What, do you want one?
You have to give me some time.
They're expensive, aren't they?
No, not for you.
What am I going to charge you?
What do I know?
We sorted it out later.
I told him to come in calmly, that I am honest.
The guy was speechless when he saw the guns.
And then I don't know what happened.
Maybe I gave in.
The bard painted me.
And that's when I gave in.
Bang, bang!