You're All Doomed (2026) Movie Script
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[STATIC ON RADIO]
[TENNESSEE PISTOLS, "I'M ON THE
MOVE"]
(SINGING) Ready to
sail into the wind.
Heading west to find my reason.
Longing for something
Greater than this.
And I'm ripe with anticipation.
Yeah, I have a good feeling
[HISSING]
Staring at the starry ceiling.
A dream in my heart.
Yeah, this is just the start.
My suitcase is packed
and I'm wheeling
I'm on the move.
Out into the great wide open.
Look out, world.
Here I come.
Hoist up my sails
and ride the wind
[EXPLOSION]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[CHATTER]
NARRATOR: And bang!
The cabin exploded.
The maintenance
worker inside burnt
to a crisp due to a
faulty gas leak because
of his years of neglect.
He was burned beyond
recognition, but not killed.
Unfortunately for him,
he was found and put out.
He was rushed to
the nearest hospital
where he was treated for years.
No one who knows his
name will reveal it.
Anyone who's seen his
charred, husk-like body
doesn't want to remember.
I'll give it to you straight.
Crispy the killer
of Camp Hollow.
[SCOFFS] Yeah, that's right.
Crispy.
Well, once he could walk,
he made his way back here...
[SCREAMING]
Where he killed
seven counselors
in four kids for
revenge for his pain.
After he was apprehended, they
took him to Portage, hospital
for the criminally insane.
No one knows if he's
even still there
or if he was released and lives
in these woods near Camp Hollow,
ready to kill anyone
who sets foot in it.
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHTER]
All right, we just wanted
to scare you one last time.
You think that's funny, punk?
Who are you?
Name's Frank Hamstead.
Happen to live on the
adjacent property.
Heard your tale, told
with disregard and malice.
What are you talking
about, old man?
That's just a legend.
Stupid kids.
Crispy ain't no legend.
He's real.
He's out there, and
he's gonna get ya.
We didn't mean any harm.
We're just joking around.
You think getting
brutally murdered is a joke?
Remember, I warned you.
And if you don't heed my
warning and leave Camp Hollow,
you're all doomed!
You're all doomed!
You're all doomed!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[TRAFFIC HUMMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What the hell?
Security.
Security?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[STIRRING MUSIC]
This ain't worth $12 an hour.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
All right, buddy, let's just
get you back into your room, OK?
Take it easy.
You win.
[MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GRIM MUSIC]
I'll be glad when
this weekend is over.
Hmm.
Now, where the hell
is that cleaning crew?
Are we there yet?
Ask the man with the map.
[CHUCKLES] I don't think
he knows how to read a map.
Use the GPS on your
phone, for Pete's sake.
Hey, uh, bad signal
out there in the boonies.
[SIGHS] great.
You'll survive.
We have about another
half hour to Camp Hollow.
I hope there's some amenities.
We're missing
Christmas for this.
[SCOFFS] We need the
money, and we're broke.
$1,000 is $1,000.
True.
More practical than eating
dinner with relatives
you haven't seen
since last Christmas.
Yeah, and getting full
from eating all the food.
And getting into a fistfight
during Christmas shopping.
We get the point.
Who's the dude we're running
into when we get there?
Ah, his name is Reggie Rees.
He's in charge of cleaning up
the place before it's bulldozed.
Sad when summer
camps get knocked down
to make room for
another retail chain.
That's commerce for you.
Have any of you heard
or been to this place?
Ugh, yeah.
My... my brother went
there a couple years
ago before my parents split.
Did he like it?
I think so.
He got the clap before he
came back the last time.
All right, my man.
How long has it been empty?
Uh, few years, I think.
Where the hell are
we supposed to sleep
if this thing goes bust?
Well, the letter said we'd
be staying in the main living
quarters, so I'm sure
it's gonna be fine.
What are we supposed to
do when we get there, just
clean up?
Whatever Mr. Rees says.
It's only a few days.
Let's just make the best of it.
Famous last words.
Hey, did anyone bring beer?
No.
No drinking allowed.
[SIGHS] Swell.
Might as well be a monastery
that we're staying at.
If you were in a monastery,
you'd be getting up at 5:00 AM
to do chores.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Hello?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah.
No, I'm gonna just
put a few things
in the refrigerator for the
guests, and then I'll be done.
OK?
All right.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[CLATTER]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[SCREAMING]
[BODY THUDS]
Hey, look at that.
Hmm.
Looks like they're
having car trouble.
We should pull over and
see if they need help.
Good, 'cause I
gotta take a piss.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
Are the keys in it?
Maybe somebody picked them up.
I'm gonna pee.
Well, there's nothing to do now.
Whoever was here is gone.
Well, what should we do?
Hmm.
I think I'm gonna go into
the woods just a bit,
make sure they didn't
stumble off or something.
I'll go with you.
Ritchie, you wanna go?
No, thanks.
Where are they?
To check the woods to see if
anyone's injured or something.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
TANYA: Hello?
GERALD: Is anyone here?
We saw your car!
Hello?
[RUSTLING]
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
There isn't anyone here.
Let's get back to the car.
Good plan.
Whoa!
[LAUGHING]
Got you good.
Oh, you jerks.
I guess we didn't
scare them enough.
They still got their pants on.
Up yours.
Well, find anything?
Nothing.
[SIGHS] Well,
let's get going then.
Still spooked?
It's nothing.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CAR ENGINE HUMMING]
REGGIE: Hello, everyone.
You must be the crew.
I thought you'd never get here.
TANYA: Oh.
Well, we got a late start.
Hi, I'm Tanya.
This is Ritchie, Ed, Gerald.
REGGIE: Nice to meet you,
and thanks for coming.
The housing lodge
is a short walk,
but you can't get
your car to it.
Oh, well, that's OK.
We're all yours.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
REGGIE: As you can
see, Camp Hollow
has been abandoned
for some time.
Everything's pretty
overgrown, but the lodge where
you're staying is fairly cozy.
ED: Cozy?
RITCHIE: What are they
planning on putting here
once the place is bulldozed?
REGGIE: I think
the town has zoned
it commercial, so
more than likely
shopping stores and
fast-food joints.
Either way, it's a shame.
Camp Hollow has been
here a long time.
TANYA: What do
you want us to do?
REGGIE: We have to have
everything out of the buildings
and stacked in the yard.
Any paperwork
needs to be burned.
Pretty standard
cleanup operation.
Here we are... Camp
Hollow's finest.
If this is Camp Hollow's finest,
no wonder it's closed down.
It's not so bad.
Come on, let's get
your stuff inside.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Let me get the heat on for you.
Might be a chilly few nights.
Where are we sleeping?
There are three bedrooms
down the hall and one bathroom.
I went ahead and bought
food and supplies for you.
But there's four of us.
Someone will have
to sleep on the couch.
I snore.
I need a soft mattress.
Oh, me too.
I guess I got the couch.
[GRIM MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
All right.
I'll be back in a day
or to check in on you.
There is a landline
phone inside.
Call the number next to
it if you need anything.
Sure.
Thanks for everything.
FRANK: [GROWLS]
Who the hell are you?
You're all doomed!
Frank, you know you're
not supposed to be here.
Now beat it.
They shouldn't be here.
You know that.
And you know why.
What's he talking about?
He's the town crazy.
Pay him no mind.
Frank, get the hell out of here.
He's coming back, you know?
Who's coming back?
Crispy's coming back!
He'll kill you all!
This is his camp!
REGGIE: He's locked away in an
institution where he'll spend
the rest of his miserable life.
Now go!
You're all doomed!
I'm sorry about that.
He's harmless.
You mind informing us what
he was spouting off about?
Yeah, it sounded pretty serious.
You have a right to know.
That loony was Frank Hamstead,
local doomsday machine.
He's always coming around here
trying to scare everyone away.
Who's Crispy?
Sounds like a burnt marshmallow.
[LAUGHS]
Not too far from the truth.
[SIGHS] Crispy is our
local urban legend,
but it's not much of a legend.
You see, years ago, a
caretaker was horribly
burned in an explosion
due to bad gas pipes.
He survived, but came back
here and killed some folks.
The cops arrested
him, and now he's
in Portage Mental Institution.
Are we safe here?
REGGIE: Sure, you are.
Crispy is locked up
in the cracker house,
and I'm going to call
the cops and have.
Frank arrested for trespassing.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
Is this the reason why
the camp is shutting down?
No.
That happened a long time ago.
Well, good luck.
Work hard.
And I'll see you soon.
Why do I have a bad
feeling about this?
You have a bad feeling
about everything.
[SIGHS] We should
probably get unpacked.
We have a lot of work
to do in the morning,
and we still have to
get dinner before bed.
We'll need an early start.
You don't have to ask me twice.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Damn.
Man, this sucks.
[SIGHS] I need a shower.
I feel yucky.
Man, my feet are tired.
[GROANS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What are you fixing?
The finest ham sandwiches
this side of Camp Hollow.
I'll have two then.
Coming up.
What are you having, Gerald?
I'm vegan.
Too bad.
[RESONANT MUSIC]
Do you think three
days is enough,
considering all we have to do?
Guess it'll have to be, right?
Well, we aren't gonna get
paid the full amount unless we
finish the job.
You see how many buildings
there are around here?
Probably filled to
the brim of crap.
Probably.
It's been vacant for a while.
Well, we burn them
all down, save everyone
the time and trouble.
Were you a delinquent
when you were a kid?
Actually, it's not a bad idea.
All right, my bladder
needs emptied.
What time we gotta
get up in the morning?
Probably about 6:30.
Swell.
Oh.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Ritchie, I didn't
hear you knock.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I didn't know you were in here.
Oh.
I just thought you
came for a little peek.
[MUTTERS]
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Well, I'm not afraid to admit
that this place creeps me out
now that we know
the truth about it.
That Crispy tale is
a bunch of bullshit.
Look, every town
has its folklore.
Stories like this always
get blown out of proportion.
Yeah?
Well, how?
[SIGHS] Some dude probably
burned a bunch of hot dogs,
and then years later,
he becomes this burnt,
homicidal maniac running
around killing counselors.
Right.
Like, a bunch of horror
movies start off that way.
This isn't a movie.
It's the real thing.
But Frank is who we
have to worry about.
I mean, he's real.
RITCHIE: Reggie said he's
already contacted the police.
They're probably out
patrolling the area now
that they know that we are here.
Just... just checking.
Well?
Dial tone.
We're in business.
I feel better already.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON TV]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[EXHALES]
I... I... I'm done.
[SIGHS]
I need ice cream.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[RATTLING]
[RATTLING]
[METALLIC SQUEAL]
Roy.
Roy, is that you?
You better not be trying to
scare me, because it's working.
Whatever.
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON TV]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[BODY THUDS]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GASPS] You startled me.
Sorry.
[SIGHS] What are you doing
creeping around in the dark?
I could ask you the same thing.
I think somebody is
creeping around here.
I was just going to
get something to eat.
Seriously.
I think that Frank Hamstead
guy, he's perving on us.
No way.
Let's go see.
If he's out there,
I'll beat his ass.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
See?
No one.
You didn't even look.
All right.
Hey, Frank Hamstead, if that's
you out there, come on out
so I can punch you in
your face, you perv.
Nobody there.
See?
But I'm scared.
I'll protect you.
I'll make some
room on the couch.
There's plenty of space.
Well, I have a better idea.
I have a double bed.
Do you wanna come sleep with me?
Feats don't fail me now.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING]
Hmm.
[CHUCKLES]
[BIRDSONG]
Good morning, good
morning, good morning.
Oh, shut up.
Come on, sport.
Lots to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tanya, it's time to get up.
Get a move on.
[MOANS] Why do
mornings come so fast?
[MOANS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[RESONANT MUSIC]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS]
For somebody who's
pretty well rested,
you seem pretty worn out.
Who said I got a
good night's sleep?
What's that supposed to mean?
You know, me and Tanya.
You and Tanya?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Well, you didn't think
I could score with her?
I thought she was into me.
[SCOFFS] What
made you think that?
She flashed me in the bathroom.
Oh, whoopee, big deal.
Oh, yeah?
What'd she do for you?
Well, she thought she
heard something, was scared,
ran into my arms.
Next thing you know,
we're in her bed.
Chick's a freak.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
We did it seven
different ways twice.
[CHUCKLES] No wonder
you're worn out.
She begged me to
stop, couldn't take it.
It was wild.
[CHUCKLES]
You did what?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I screwed Ed.
And why?
Ugh, he's a minuteman,
let me tell you.
Like, one and done.
And I mean done.
Dude thinks he's God's gift
to the world or something.
Well, you know what?
Keep the receipt 'cause that's
a gift that's getting returned.
And you know what?
I flashed Ritchie the
other day in the bathroom.
He practically ran away.
[EERIE MUSIC]
What's that?
[SCREAMING]
There was someone at the window.
What's going on?
Oh, Gerald said he saw
someone at the window.
There's no one here.
That prophet of
doom, Frank Hamstead?
No.
No, this person had a mask on.
You're letting these
campfire stories get to you...
You're all doomed.
Will you cut it out?
I saw someone with a mask on
and eye holes cut into it.
This is creepy.
Well, he's gone now.
We'll let Reggie know
when he gets back.
It's lunchtime, and I'm starved.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[TANYA SIGHS]
I'll get the oven started.
Why won't you listen?
You're all doomed!
Doomed, I tell you!
What the hell are
you doing in here?
Get out of here now!
I'm not here to harm you.
Uh, I'm here to warn you.
He's back, you know?
He... he got away.
What are you talking about?
Crispy.
Here, go ahead.
Read it.
RITCHIE: "A mad slasher
escapes mental asylum."
When did you pick this up?
Today.
One last time, leave now!
You're all doomed!
From now on, we need to
start locking the doors.
Good idea.
Wa... wait.
Who did Gerald see if
Frank Hamstead was here
the whole time?
I don't know.
Maybe it is this Crispy guy.
Maybe he's been here under
our noses the whole time.
A barbecued man who escaped
from the Portage mental asylum
couldn't get here so easily.
He would have been seen.
He could have
been caught by now.
The paper's a day old.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[THROBBING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[FUNK MUSIC ON RADIO]
[SIGHS] I'll be glad
when this gig is over.
Amen, sister.
I'll keep you safe and warm.
Uh, I need more than
one-minute protection.
ED: What is that
supposed to mean?
Well, if you really want
me to tell you, I guess...
Shh, let's listen to this.
RADIO REPORTER: reported
escapee from Portage Mental.
Institution.
A security guard and custodian
were killed in the escape.
The escapee is
considered dangerous
and is being thoroughly
tracked by law officials.
It is advised if you
live in Wyoming, Tioga,
and Albany County, you
should stay indoors
and keep your doors locked.
We will keep you updated as new
information becomes available.
Well, it's official.
There is a crazed killer
running around this area.
Yeah, and we're in
one of those counties
and border the other.
He has to be close by.
Let's not let
anything get too crazy.
We're safe.
We're fine.
And we're not going anywhere.
Everything is going
to be all right.
How can you be so sure?
I've seen plenty
of horror movies.
We're good.
Trust me.
Hey, try the phone.
In those movies, the
phone is always dead.
You got me.
It's dead.
In those films, the virgin
always lives to the end.
All right, Ritchie here is
gonna be the one making out.
Hey, up yours.
You know what?
If we lose power,
I'm out of here.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Close enough.
Let's get our stuff.
I don't need the
$1,000 that bad.
I'm with you on that.
[STIRRING MUSIC]
[TIRE HISSING]
Everyone ready?
Let's get out of here.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING]
GERALD: What's wrong?
TANYA: I don't know.
GERALD: This thing
isn't going anywhere.
All we can do is hold up in the
lodge until Reggie comes back.
RITCHIE: If Reggie gets back.
He could be dead.
Maybe Choppy got him.
TANYA: Crispy.
RITCHIE: Who cares?
I think Gerald
has the best plan.
GERALD: All right, let's
get back to the lodge.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
You two get some rest.
Ritchie and I will take
turns standing guard.
We don't want anybody to
be asleep and unprepared.
Unprepared for what?
In case something
tries to break in.
Right.
Good plan.
I don't wanna be alone.
Well, you can stay with me.
Come on.
We're gonna be OK, right?
[SIGHS] Yes.
But just... just try to put on a
brave face for the others' sake.
I'm sure it's that
Frank Hamstead weirdo.
It could be Crispy.
Who knows?
I wouldn't think that
psycho could get this far.
Yes, but he broke
out of an asylum.
Another 20 miles
can't be that hard.
Jesus, this isn't good.
I know.
But just try to get some rest.
I need you frosty for
when it's your turn.
Got it.
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
You think we'll make
it through the night?
Yeah.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We just need to stay calm.
Come on.
There's four of us and one
of them, whatever them is.
The urban legend,
Crispy, it's true.
I suppose so.
You know, we're his targets.
Why?
Because we're staying
here at his camp?
Yes, absolutely.
Being at this camp makes us
targets of his retribution.
But we didn't do
anything to him.
It doesn't matter.
Just being here
makes us his victim.
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
[WIND HOWLING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Who's that?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
It's worse than
it looked at night.
Where the hell have you been?
Where were you?
We thought the killer got you.
Calm down.
I just went out to look
at the car in daylight
to see if it was as
bad as it was at night.
Thought we could get it going.
And?
No good.
It's worse than it looked.
The starter's damaged.
There's no way of fixing it.
Damn.
Well, Reggie Rees said he
would be here at some point
today.
Right.
We could get a ride
out of here with him.
If we last that long.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking I can go down
to the road and flag down
some help.
No, that's suicide.
We should stick together.
Think about it.
I have a 50/50 chance.
The killer can't be
in two places at once.
Even though I don't like
this idea, he's got a point.
All right, then it's settled.
Be careful.
Thanks.
I'm gonna get going.
Stay inside locked up.
I've got a bad
feeling about this.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
OK, Crispy, or Frank Hamstead,
or whoever the hell you are,
I'm gonna knock your
fricking head in.
Must have been my imagination.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[RITCHIE GRUNTING]
Screw you!
[GRUNTS]
TANYA: [SIGHS] Hey.
Uh, any sign of Ritchie?
No, not yet.
It's only been an hour and the
main road is quite a distance.
Yeah, he can take
care of himself.
He'll be back soon.
Hey, we made some coffee.
Thanks.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[STATIC]
[GASPS] Power's out.
Don't freak out.
Probably happens
here all the time.
Main fuse box pop.
I'll go check it out.
No, I'll do it.
Why you?
Because I have an electrical
engineering background.
Make sure you take a
flashlight on your way down.
Will do.
I'll be back soon.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Hey, what are you doing here?
[SQUELCHING]
[SCREAMING]
What's taking him so long?
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[TANYA SCREAMS]
Bastard!
It's the killer!
Run through the other door!
I'll distract him
while you get away!
No, I can't.
Go!
Do it!
All right, Crispy, it's
just you and I. Come on!
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[TANYA GROANS]
[WHIMPERING]
Are you OK, missy?
No.
He's after me.
We have to run and get away.
Who's after you?
Crispy!
What?
Didn't I tell you
this would happen?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
You gotta run, girlie.
No, I can't.
It hurts too much to run.
Then get behind me.
I knew you'd come back.
It was only a matter of time.
They all thought I was crazy.
But now that you're here,
leave these poor people alone.
They've suffered enough.
Crispy, stop, I said.
Why?
'Cause he's my boy.
[CACKLES]
[TANYA GAGGING]
It's OK, boy.
I'll protect you.
We gotta clean up all
these bodies first
and anyone else that comes in.
[CHUCKLES]
You know the drill.
They're all doomed!
[CACKLING]
[STINGER]
TV REPORTER: This is a
Channel 13 news update.
The escape of now-identified
patient, Charlie Junior.
Hamstead, from Portage
Mental Institution
is under heavy investigation
by county and state police.
Several homicides
over the last two days
are being attributed
to this individual.
Eyewitness testimony place him
on the outskirts or vicinity
of Camp Hollow, a
now-defunct summer camp.
It has been advised to use
caution when traveling outdoors.
More information will be
provided on our 11:00 PM news
broadcast.
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[STATIC ON RADIO]
[TENNESSEE PISTOLS, "I'M ON THE
MOVE"]
(SINGING) Ready to
sail into the wind.
Heading west to find my reason.
Longing for something
Greater than this.
And I'm ripe with anticipation.
Yeah, I have a good feeling
[HISSING]
Staring at the starry ceiling.
A dream in my heart.
Yeah, this is just the start.
My suitcase is packed
and I'm wheeling
I'm on the move.
Out into the great wide open.
Look out, world.
Here I come.
Hoist up my sails
and ride the wind
[EXPLOSION]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[CHATTER]
NARRATOR: And bang!
The cabin exploded.
The maintenance
worker inside burnt
to a crisp due to a
faulty gas leak because
of his years of neglect.
He was burned beyond
recognition, but not killed.
Unfortunately for him,
he was found and put out.
He was rushed to
the nearest hospital
where he was treated for years.
No one who knows his
name will reveal it.
Anyone who's seen his
charred, husk-like body
doesn't want to remember.
I'll give it to you straight.
Crispy the killer
of Camp Hollow.
[SCOFFS] Yeah, that's right.
Crispy.
Well, once he could walk,
he made his way back here...
[SCREAMING]
Where he killed
seven counselors
in four kids for
revenge for his pain.
After he was apprehended, they
took him to Portage, hospital
for the criminally insane.
No one knows if he's
even still there
or if he was released and lives
in these woods near Camp Hollow,
ready to kill anyone
who sets foot in it.
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHTER]
All right, we just wanted
to scare you one last time.
You think that's funny, punk?
Who are you?
Name's Frank Hamstead.
Happen to live on the
adjacent property.
Heard your tale, told
with disregard and malice.
What are you talking
about, old man?
That's just a legend.
Stupid kids.
Crispy ain't no legend.
He's real.
He's out there, and
he's gonna get ya.
We didn't mean any harm.
We're just joking around.
You think getting
brutally murdered is a joke?
Remember, I warned you.
And if you don't heed my
warning and leave Camp Hollow,
you're all doomed!
You're all doomed!
You're all doomed!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[TRAFFIC HUMMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What the hell?
Security.
Security?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[STIRRING MUSIC]
This ain't worth $12 an hour.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
All right, buddy, let's just
get you back into your room, OK?
Take it easy.
You win.
[MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GRIM MUSIC]
I'll be glad when
this weekend is over.
Hmm.
Now, where the hell
is that cleaning crew?
Are we there yet?
Ask the man with the map.
[CHUCKLES] I don't think
he knows how to read a map.
Use the GPS on your
phone, for Pete's sake.
Hey, uh, bad signal
out there in the boonies.
[SIGHS] great.
You'll survive.
We have about another
half hour to Camp Hollow.
I hope there's some amenities.
We're missing
Christmas for this.
[SCOFFS] We need the
money, and we're broke.
$1,000 is $1,000.
True.
More practical than eating
dinner with relatives
you haven't seen
since last Christmas.
Yeah, and getting full
from eating all the food.
And getting into a fistfight
during Christmas shopping.
We get the point.
Who's the dude we're running
into when we get there?
Ah, his name is Reggie Rees.
He's in charge of cleaning up
the place before it's bulldozed.
Sad when summer
camps get knocked down
to make room for
another retail chain.
That's commerce for you.
Have any of you heard
or been to this place?
Ugh, yeah.
My... my brother went
there a couple years
ago before my parents split.
Did he like it?
I think so.
He got the clap before he
came back the last time.
All right, my man.
How long has it been empty?
Uh, few years, I think.
Where the hell are
we supposed to sleep
if this thing goes bust?
Well, the letter said we'd
be staying in the main living
quarters, so I'm sure
it's gonna be fine.
What are we supposed to
do when we get there, just
clean up?
Whatever Mr. Rees says.
It's only a few days.
Let's just make the best of it.
Famous last words.
Hey, did anyone bring beer?
No.
No drinking allowed.
[SIGHS] Swell.
Might as well be a monastery
that we're staying at.
If you were in a monastery,
you'd be getting up at 5:00 AM
to do chores.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Hello?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah.
No, I'm gonna just
put a few things
in the refrigerator for the
guests, and then I'll be done.
OK?
All right.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[CLATTER]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[SCREAMING]
[BODY THUDS]
Hey, look at that.
Hmm.
Looks like they're
having car trouble.
We should pull over and
see if they need help.
Good, 'cause I
gotta take a piss.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
Are the keys in it?
Maybe somebody picked them up.
I'm gonna pee.
Well, there's nothing to do now.
Whoever was here is gone.
Well, what should we do?
Hmm.
I think I'm gonna go into
the woods just a bit,
make sure they didn't
stumble off or something.
I'll go with you.
Ritchie, you wanna go?
No, thanks.
Where are they?
To check the woods to see if
anyone's injured or something.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
TANYA: Hello?
GERALD: Is anyone here?
We saw your car!
Hello?
[RUSTLING]
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
There isn't anyone here.
Let's get back to the car.
Good plan.
Whoa!
[LAUGHING]
Got you good.
Oh, you jerks.
I guess we didn't
scare them enough.
They still got their pants on.
Up yours.
Well, find anything?
Nothing.
[SIGHS] Well,
let's get going then.
Still spooked?
It's nothing.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CAR ENGINE HUMMING]
REGGIE: Hello, everyone.
You must be the crew.
I thought you'd never get here.
TANYA: Oh.
Well, we got a late start.
Hi, I'm Tanya.
This is Ritchie, Ed, Gerald.
REGGIE: Nice to meet you,
and thanks for coming.
The housing lodge
is a short walk,
but you can't get
your car to it.
Oh, well, that's OK.
We're all yours.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
REGGIE: As you can
see, Camp Hollow
has been abandoned
for some time.
Everything's pretty
overgrown, but the lodge where
you're staying is fairly cozy.
ED: Cozy?
RITCHIE: What are they
planning on putting here
once the place is bulldozed?
REGGIE: I think
the town has zoned
it commercial, so
more than likely
shopping stores and
fast-food joints.
Either way, it's a shame.
Camp Hollow has been
here a long time.
TANYA: What do
you want us to do?
REGGIE: We have to have
everything out of the buildings
and stacked in the yard.
Any paperwork
needs to be burned.
Pretty standard
cleanup operation.
Here we are... Camp
Hollow's finest.
If this is Camp Hollow's finest,
no wonder it's closed down.
It's not so bad.
Come on, let's get
your stuff inside.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Let me get the heat on for you.
Might be a chilly few nights.
Where are we sleeping?
There are three bedrooms
down the hall and one bathroom.
I went ahead and bought
food and supplies for you.
But there's four of us.
Someone will have
to sleep on the couch.
I snore.
I need a soft mattress.
Oh, me too.
I guess I got the couch.
[GRIM MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
All right.
I'll be back in a day
or to check in on you.
There is a landline
phone inside.
Call the number next to
it if you need anything.
Sure.
Thanks for everything.
FRANK: [GROWLS]
Who the hell are you?
You're all doomed!
Frank, you know you're
not supposed to be here.
Now beat it.
They shouldn't be here.
You know that.
And you know why.
What's he talking about?
He's the town crazy.
Pay him no mind.
Frank, get the hell out of here.
He's coming back, you know?
Who's coming back?
Crispy's coming back!
He'll kill you all!
This is his camp!
REGGIE: He's locked away in an
institution where he'll spend
the rest of his miserable life.
Now go!
You're all doomed!
I'm sorry about that.
He's harmless.
You mind informing us what
he was spouting off about?
Yeah, it sounded pretty serious.
You have a right to know.
That loony was Frank Hamstead,
local doomsday machine.
He's always coming around here
trying to scare everyone away.
Who's Crispy?
Sounds like a burnt marshmallow.
[LAUGHS]
Not too far from the truth.
[SIGHS] Crispy is our
local urban legend,
but it's not much of a legend.
You see, years ago, a
caretaker was horribly
burned in an explosion
due to bad gas pipes.
He survived, but came back
here and killed some folks.
The cops arrested
him, and now he's
in Portage Mental Institution.
Are we safe here?
REGGIE: Sure, you are.
Crispy is locked up
in the cracker house,
and I'm going to call
the cops and have.
Frank arrested for trespassing.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
Is this the reason why
the camp is shutting down?
No.
That happened a long time ago.
Well, good luck.
Work hard.
And I'll see you soon.
Why do I have a bad
feeling about this?
You have a bad feeling
about everything.
[SIGHS] We should
probably get unpacked.
We have a lot of work
to do in the morning,
and we still have to
get dinner before bed.
We'll need an early start.
You don't have to ask me twice.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Damn.
Man, this sucks.
[SIGHS] I need a shower.
I feel yucky.
Man, my feet are tired.
[GROANS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
What are you fixing?
The finest ham sandwiches
this side of Camp Hollow.
I'll have two then.
Coming up.
What are you having, Gerald?
I'm vegan.
Too bad.
[RESONANT MUSIC]
Do you think three
days is enough,
considering all we have to do?
Guess it'll have to be, right?
Well, we aren't gonna get
paid the full amount unless we
finish the job.
You see how many buildings
there are around here?
Probably filled to
the brim of crap.
Probably.
It's been vacant for a while.
Well, we burn them
all down, save everyone
the time and trouble.
Were you a delinquent
when you were a kid?
Actually, it's not a bad idea.
All right, my bladder
needs emptied.
What time we gotta
get up in the morning?
Probably about 6:30.
Swell.
Oh.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Ritchie, I didn't
hear you knock.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I didn't know you were in here.
Oh.
I just thought you
came for a little peek.
[MUTTERS]
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Well, I'm not afraid to admit
that this place creeps me out
now that we know
the truth about it.
That Crispy tale is
a bunch of bullshit.
Look, every town
has its folklore.
Stories like this always
get blown out of proportion.
Yeah?
Well, how?
[SIGHS] Some dude probably
burned a bunch of hot dogs,
and then years later,
he becomes this burnt,
homicidal maniac running
around killing counselors.
Right.
Like, a bunch of horror
movies start off that way.
This isn't a movie.
It's the real thing.
But Frank is who we
have to worry about.
I mean, he's real.
RITCHIE: Reggie said he's
already contacted the police.
They're probably out
patrolling the area now
that they know that we are here.
Just... just checking.
Well?
Dial tone.
We're in business.
I feel better already.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON TV]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[EXHALES]
I... I... I'm done.
[SIGHS]
I need ice cream.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[RATTLING]
[RATTLING]
[METALLIC SQUEAL]
Roy.
Roy, is that you?
You better not be trying to
scare me, because it's working.
Whatever.
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON TV]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[BODY THUDS]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GASPS] You startled me.
Sorry.
[SIGHS] What are you doing
creeping around in the dark?
I could ask you the same thing.
I think somebody is
creeping around here.
I was just going to
get something to eat.
Seriously.
I think that Frank Hamstead
guy, he's perving on us.
No way.
Let's go see.
If he's out there,
I'll beat his ass.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
See?
No one.
You didn't even look.
All right.
Hey, Frank Hamstead, if that's
you out there, come on out
so I can punch you in
your face, you perv.
Nobody there.
See?
But I'm scared.
I'll protect you.
I'll make some
room on the couch.
There's plenty of space.
Well, I have a better idea.
I have a double bed.
Do you wanna come sleep with me?
Feats don't fail me now.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING]
Hmm.
[CHUCKLES]
[BIRDSONG]
Good morning, good
morning, good morning.
Oh, shut up.
Come on, sport.
Lots to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tanya, it's time to get up.
Get a move on.
[MOANS] Why do
mornings come so fast?
[MOANS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[RESONANT MUSIC]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS]
For somebody who's
pretty well rested,
you seem pretty worn out.
Who said I got a
good night's sleep?
What's that supposed to mean?
You know, me and Tanya.
You and Tanya?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Well, you didn't think
I could score with her?
I thought she was into me.
[SCOFFS] What
made you think that?
She flashed me in the bathroom.
Oh, whoopee, big deal.
Oh, yeah?
What'd she do for you?
Well, she thought she
heard something, was scared,
ran into my arms.
Next thing you know,
we're in her bed.
Chick's a freak.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
We did it seven
different ways twice.
[CHUCKLES] No wonder
you're worn out.
She begged me to
stop, couldn't take it.
It was wild.
[CHUCKLES]
You did what?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I screwed Ed.
And why?
Ugh, he's a minuteman,
let me tell you.
Like, one and done.
And I mean done.
Dude thinks he's God's gift
to the world or something.
Well, you know what?
Keep the receipt 'cause that's
a gift that's getting returned.
And you know what?
I flashed Ritchie the
other day in the bathroom.
He practically ran away.
[EERIE MUSIC]
What's that?
[SCREAMING]
There was someone at the window.
What's going on?
Oh, Gerald said he saw
someone at the window.
There's no one here.
That prophet of
doom, Frank Hamstead?
No.
No, this person had a mask on.
You're letting these
campfire stories get to you...
You're all doomed.
Will you cut it out?
I saw someone with a mask on
and eye holes cut into it.
This is creepy.
Well, he's gone now.
We'll let Reggie know
when he gets back.
It's lunchtime, and I'm starved.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[TANYA SIGHS]
I'll get the oven started.
Why won't you listen?
You're all doomed!
Doomed, I tell you!
What the hell are
you doing in here?
Get out of here now!
I'm not here to harm you.
Uh, I'm here to warn you.
He's back, you know?
He... he got away.
What are you talking about?
Crispy.
Here, go ahead.
Read it.
RITCHIE: "A mad slasher
escapes mental asylum."
When did you pick this up?
Today.
One last time, leave now!
You're all doomed!
From now on, we need to
start locking the doors.
Good idea.
Wa... wait.
Who did Gerald see if
Frank Hamstead was here
the whole time?
I don't know.
Maybe it is this Crispy guy.
Maybe he's been here under
our noses the whole time.
A barbecued man who escaped
from the Portage mental asylum
couldn't get here so easily.
He would have been seen.
He could have
been caught by now.
The paper's a day old.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[THROBBING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[FUNK MUSIC ON RADIO]
[SIGHS] I'll be glad
when this gig is over.
Amen, sister.
I'll keep you safe and warm.
Uh, I need more than
one-minute protection.
ED: What is that
supposed to mean?
Well, if you really want
me to tell you, I guess...
Shh, let's listen to this.
RADIO REPORTER: reported
escapee from Portage Mental.
Institution.
A security guard and custodian
were killed in the escape.
The escapee is
considered dangerous
and is being thoroughly
tracked by law officials.
It is advised if you
live in Wyoming, Tioga,
and Albany County, you
should stay indoors
and keep your doors locked.
We will keep you updated as new
information becomes available.
Well, it's official.
There is a crazed killer
running around this area.
Yeah, and we're in
one of those counties
and border the other.
He has to be close by.
Let's not let
anything get too crazy.
We're safe.
We're fine.
And we're not going anywhere.
Everything is going
to be all right.
How can you be so sure?
I've seen plenty
of horror movies.
We're good.
Trust me.
Hey, try the phone.
In those movies, the
phone is always dead.
You got me.
It's dead.
In those films, the virgin
always lives to the end.
All right, Ritchie here is
gonna be the one making out.
Hey, up yours.
You know what?
If we lose power,
I'm out of here.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Close enough.
Let's get our stuff.
I don't need the
$1,000 that bad.
I'm with you on that.
[STIRRING MUSIC]
[TIRE HISSING]
Everyone ready?
Let's get out of here.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING]
GERALD: What's wrong?
TANYA: I don't know.
GERALD: This thing
isn't going anywhere.
All we can do is hold up in the
lodge until Reggie comes back.
RITCHIE: If Reggie gets back.
He could be dead.
Maybe Choppy got him.
TANYA: Crispy.
RITCHIE: Who cares?
I think Gerald
has the best plan.
GERALD: All right, let's
get back to the lodge.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
You two get some rest.
Ritchie and I will take
turns standing guard.
We don't want anybody to
be asleep and unprepared.
Unprepared for what?
In case something
tries to break in.
Right.
Good plan.
I don't wanna be alone.
Well, you can stay with me.
Come on.
We're gonna be OK, right?
[SIGHS] Yes.
But just... just try to put on a
brave face for the others' sake.
I'm sure it's that
Frank Hamstead weirdo.
It could be Crispy.
Who knows?
I wouldn't think that
psycho could get this far.
Yes, but he broke
out of an asylum.
Another 20 miles
can't be that hard.
Jesus, this isn't good.
I know.
But just try to get some rest.
I need you frosty for
when it's your turn.
Got it.
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
You think we'll make
it through the night?
Yeah.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We just need to stay calm.
Come on.
There's four of us and one
of them, whatever them is.
The urban legend,
Crispy, it's true.
I suppose so.
You know, we're his targets.
Why?
Because we're staying
here at his camp?
Yes, absolutely.
Being at this camp makes us
targets of his retribution.
But we didn't do
anything to him.
It doesn't matter.
Just being here
makes us his victim.
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
[WIND HOWLING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Who's that?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
It's worse than
it looked at night.
Where the hell have you been?
Where were you?
We thought the killer got you.
Calm down.
I just went out to look
at the car in daylight
to see if it was as
bad as it was at night.
Thought we could get it going.
And?
No good.
It's worse than it looked.
The starter's damaged.
There's no way of fixing it.
Damn.
Well, Reggie Rees said he
would be here at some point
today.
Right.
We could get a ride
out of here with him.
If we last that long.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking I can go down
to the road and flag down
some help.
No, that's suicide.
We should stick together.
Think about it.
I have a 50/50 chance.
The killer can't be
in two places at once.
Even though I don't like
this idea, he's got a point.
All right, then it's settled.
Be careful.
Thanks.
I'm gonna get going.
Stay inside locked up.
I've got a bad
feeling about this.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
OK, Crispy, or Frank Hamstead,
or whoever the hell you are,
I'm gonna knock your
fricking head in.
Must have been my imagination.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[RITCHIE GRUNTING]
Screw you!
[GRUNTS]
TANYA: [SIGHS] Hey.
Uh, any sign of Ritchie?
No, not yet.
It's only been an hour and the
main road is quite a distance.
Yeah, he can take
care of himself.
He'll be back soon.
Hey, we made some coffee.
Thanks.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[STATIC]
[GASPS] Power's out.
Don't freak out.
Probably happens
here all the time.
Main fuse box pop.
I'll go check it out.
No, I'll do it.
Why you?
Because I have an electrical
engineering background.
Make sure you take a
flashlight on your way down.
Will do.
I'll be back soon.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Hey, what are you doing here?
[SQUELCHING]
[SCREAMING]
What's taking him so long?
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[TANYA SCREAMS]
Bastard!
It's the killer!
Run through the other door!
I'll distract him
while you get away!
No, I can't.
Go!
Do it!
All right, Crispy, it's
just you and I. Come on!
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[TANYA GROANS]
[WHIMPERING]
Are you OK, missy?
No.
He's after me.
We have to run and get away.
Who's after you?
Crispy!
What?
Didn't I tell you
this would happen?
[HEAVY BREATHING]
You gotta run, girlie.
No, I can't.
It hurts too much to run.
Then get behind me.
I knew you'd come back.
It was only a matter of time.
They all thought I was crazy.
But now that you're here,
leave these poor people alone.
They've suffered enough.
Crispy, stop, I said.
Why?
'Cause he's my boy.
[CACKLES]
[TANYA GAGGING]
It's OK, boy.
I'll protect you.
We gotta clean up all
these bodies first
and anyone else that comes in.
[CHUCKLES]
You know the drill.
They're all doomed!
[CACKLING]
[STINGER]
TV REPORTER: This is a
Channel 13 news update.
The escape of now-identified
patient, Charlie Junior.
Hamstead, from Portage
Mental Institution
is under heavy investigation
by county and state police.
Several homicides
over the last two days
are being attributed
to this individual.
Eyewitness testimony place him
on the outskirts or vicinity
of Camp Hollow, a
now-defunct summer camp.
It has been advised to use
caution when traveling outdoors.
More information will be
provided on our 11:00 PM news
broadcast.
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]