Zombies Become Generals 2 (2026) Movie Script
1
[This film is fictional,
please do not imitate]
This land
is sacred.
It connects heaven and earth,
the realm of the living and the dead.
Red happy symbols hang on
the sedan chair,
The mouse's daughter is getting married.
She doesn't know whom to marry,
So she has to ask her dad and mom.
Both parents are old and muddled
After arguing back and forth,
they finally decide:
"Marry the most impressive one,"
"go pick for yourself."
She is happy.
She is sad.
Her dowry is piled in a coffin.
The wind blows.
And heads bow.
The broom has sharp, sharp teeth.
Don't speak of joy.
Don't talk of cheer.
Disturb the wedding,
your blood will drain.
Get lost!
What are they doing?
Chief, the legend says...
on the seventh day of the new year
is the wedding of the mice.
Is this a wedding
or
a damn funeral?
Everyone, stop right there!
You have the right to remain silent,
but everything you say
can and will be...
Enough nonsense!
Chief, your orders?
We got a tip.
Someone is abducting women.
Who's in charge here?
Step forward and answer.
I'm asking you a question!
Cat got your tongue?
That was...
Scared the hell out of me.
Yeah, gave me a start too.
Chief, great shot.
Still playing the ghost and god trick.
Yeah!
Arrest them all for me!
Arrest them!
Wandering outside the Six Paths,
Drifting beyond the Three Realms,
I summon you forth now.
Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.
Open fire!
Zombie!
There's a zombie!
Run!
[Zombie General 2]
[Peach Weekly]
Trash!
A bunch of trash!
Such an explosive piece of big news
actually ended up in the hands of
a gossipy tabloid!
I hired you all
to do the work,
not to eat for free!
Move aside.
So you're really hungry.
Chief.
Actually, I was the one
who got those messages first.
Why didn't you publish them?
Chief.
We are a news agency,
not a fiction magazine.
I think we should pursue the truth.
Your name?
Xu...
Chief.
My name is Daixue.
Daishu?
Daixue.
Daixue, right?
Good.
Starting today,
you're the Chief.
Come on, welcome her.
Um.
Don't joke around, Chief.
You started the joke with me first!
Truth and facts?
How much can they sell for?
Is it enough to buy your lousy buns?
With your intelligence,
do you still think you can earn enough
for your study abroad fees?
Dream on!
You're still so young,
don't think you've
hit rock bottom in life
Actually, your lives
still have plenty of room to sink lower.
Get out.
Chief.
- I think this is...
- Get out.
De
Democracy.
Democracy.
Science.
Sci... what?
These two words are Mr. De and Mr. Sai
Democracy and Science.
I say, Dongsheng.
Your Sifu is a Taoist priest.
You are also a Taoist priest.
What kind of democracy and
science are you talking about?
What do you know?
The Dao is without emotion.
The Dao is without form.
The Dao is without name.
We who cultivate the Way must
encompass heaven and earth,
achieve mastery
through comprehensive study.
Tolerance leads to greatness.
It's...
Something terrible has happened!
What is it now?
Is it the meat price rising
or the vegetables being snatched up?
Look at this!
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
What?
General Li Habu?
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
Master Chimei has arrived.
This time, for the successful delivery
of the goods.
We must trouble you, master.
No need for courtesy, Seventh Princess.
We each take what we need, that's all.
Also, we must trouble you
to handle the aftermath.
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
[Li Habu]
Dongsheng, come look at this.
They're so wicked.
They stole General Li's corpse.
No.
This grave was broken open
from the inside.
Xing'er.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Come.
Why has this turned into an extreme
yin land where dark forces converge?
What's wrong with an extreme yin land?
Sifu said,
if a corpse is buried in an
extreme yin land for a long time
it can easily turn into a zombie.
You mean
Li Habu might become a zombie?
Impossible.
Dongsheng, wait for me!
Come, Xing'er.
Let's go.
Where are we going now?
You'll know when we get there.
So what if my husband knows?
Everything he eats, wears,
and puts on is given by you, isn't it?
[Morgue]
We're here.
The flesh has shriveled.
The blood has dried up.
It was done by a zombie.
We must burn it quickly
to prevent corpse transformation.
What are you doing?
I'm checking if she was bitten
by the zombie.
Is undressing her the only way?
That's true too.
What are you doing now?
I'm checking if she has grown
the zombie's fangs.
Ouch!
Corpse transformation so quickly?
General Daogang!
Freeze!
You even know this?
Of course.
I've been secretly working hard
in places you don't see.
What a powerful zombie!
Quick, hide!
You're the zombie?
I'm a reporter,
I came to investigate
the zombie murder case.
Who knew
you all came,
so I hid secretly.
Really bad luck.
What's that smell?
Why is it so stinky?
Did you fart?
I didn't.
Not good!
It's the smell of corpse oil!
Hold your breath, quickly!
Corpse oil!
Qian Palace opens the Heavenly Gate.
Dui Gua commands the mighty troops.
Gen Palace seals the ghost path.
Li Palace rides the wheel of fire.
Kan water surges with waves.
Kun Gate shifts the earth's axis.
Zhen thunder with its crashing sound.
Xun wind blows over mountains and peaks.
I enter the Central Palace.
All generals protect my body.
Swiftly as by the law's decree!
Xing'er.
The Seventh Princess
guessed correctly indeed.
Destroy the corpse.
And those two women as well.
Stop!
Who exactly are you people?
Look up to the heavens.
Our patriarch is in the midst.
One call and he arrives.
One shout and he comes.
General Daogang!
Freeze!
You actually used a pregnant
woman's corpse to extract corpse oil?
Such sinister sorcery!
Your own life hangs in the balance,
and you're here debating
good and evil with me?
Ridiculous.
Blazing essence, blazing essence,
Vermilion Bird, soar aloft.
Swiftly grasp the wheel of fire.
Burn the ghosts, annihilate their forms.
By the urgent decree!
Celestial guards, earthly guards,
A seat of blazing light,
Ten thousand ghosts perish.
Swiftly arrive!
Puppetry.
Such petty tricks,
daring to show off before the master!
Great Power, Heavenly Dragon!
Great Luo's Law Incantation!
Supreme Mysterious Capital!
Four Alliance Flying Talismans!
Control Spirit Talisman!
Seize and subdue demons!
Search and capture ghosts and deities!
Command Immortal Talisman!
Playing with talismans against me?
You've come to the right person.
Soaring Sky, Swift Fire.
Ride the radiant clouds and dragons.
Fire Prison Talisman!
Water benefits all things.
Galloping to the utmost firm.
Heavenly Water Talisman!
As the incantation commands.
The Dao's power secretly arrives.
Heaven, Earth, and Man Talisman!
You dare hurt my face?
I'll fight you to the death!
This is the one!
Nine Perfected lead the way,
Heavenly Warriors follow behind.
Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden Talisman!
Mighty Heaven's Great Thunder Duke.
Thunderbolts shake the void.
Three million blade-wielding soldiers,
evil demons vanish without a trace.
Thunder God Incantation?
Fine!
I'll give you a Savage Thunder Curse!
Heaven's Thunder Gods,
Earth's Thunder Gods,
Five hundred savage thunders
closely follow.
The Supreme Lord Lao issues the decree,
Descending to protect the Dharma
and deliver beings.
If a single one disobeys the order.
Pressed under the Dipper's handle,
never to rise again.
Divine troops,
urgent as the law decrees!
Urgent as the law decrees!
Arrive!
Not bad.
The younger generation
is indeed formidable.
Folks, even the enemy is praising me.
Please type "talented" on the screen.
Don't forget to like, share,
and subscribe!
Talk!
Where did you hide
those kidnapped girls?
Aren't you quite capable?
Guess.
Guess my foot!
damn.
A speck contains the vast cosmos,
The pole shoulders
the sun and moon's span.
Encompassing a hundred thousand miles,
Gods and demons ascend to heaven.
Urgent as the law decrees!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Trying to get yourself killed?
He is a great hero!
You cannot harm him!
I don't care what he was before.
He is a zombie now.
Why don't you use a talisman
to immobilize him?
Are you telling me how to do my job?
You think I don't know to use talismans?
Weren't they all used up earlier?
General Li, have you forgotten who I am?
We fought together in Nanya Village
to defeat Guo Yasheng.
We fought the opium traffickers
together.
We even killed William
and the Seventh Princess.
Do you remember Wan'er?
Let's go.
Where to?
Your place.
My home is over there.
Xing'er.
Heavenly Sha, Earthly Sha,
Year Sha, Month Sha,
Day Sha, Hour Sha,
Jiuliang and Sansha!
Swiftly return to the empty realm,
all return to the underworld!
Cast down into the golden well,
No boundless movement is allowed.
Effect!
Need help?
The next shipment,
I will deliver it safely.
Excellent.
I'd like to borrow someone from you.
Who?
William.
He...
He is not human.
[Spirit Tablet of My Venerable Sifu,
Shi Fatian]
Kneel.
I told you to kneel before me!
Wait, that's not right.
Why should I kneel to you?
My surname is Shi, named Shi Gandang.
Taoist Shi is my father.
I am your senior brother.
Now, call me 'Dad'.
Dad.
Call me 'Senior Brother'.
Senior Brother.
Junior Brother.
Please rise quickly.
Senior Brother.
This is the only relic
Sifu left for you.
He always said,
you were naturally gifted,
with extraordinary bone structure,
a prodigy seen once in a century.
But why did you run away from home?
I didn't run away.
When I was little, I went out to play
and was kidnapped by traffickers.
Naturally gifted...
Junior Brother.
If it weren't for the Zombie outbreak,
we might never have met
in this lifetime.
Junior Brother.
Senior Brother.
Do... do Zombie really exist
in this world?
Miss,
having traveled the world
for many years,
I can tell you this world
doesn't just have Zombie.
There are vampires,
zombies, witches,
and werewolves.
Absolutely terrifying.
If you're scared,
you can come to my room.
I think they're less frightening
than you.
Hmph.
What exactly is this
guy's character setting?
No idea.
Here you are.
If you miss me,
think of my name,
Shi Gandang,
and this paper crane will come find me.
I'll be at your beck and call.
[Author: Shi Gandang]
Shi Gandang?
The one and only.
Why are you touching me?
That night in the tree,
why did you hold me and kiss me?
That night?
In the tree?
Held you?
Kissed you?
So it was you!
Why did your mouth smell
so strongly of chives?
So embarrassing!
Xing'er.
How about it?
Let's try it later too.
You're awful.
Must be thrilling in a tree.
Red happy symbols hang on
the sedan chair,
The mouse's daughter is getting married.
She doesn't know whom to marry,
So she has to ask her dad and mom.
Both parents are old and muddled.
After arguing back and forth,
they finally decide:
This road was opened by me,
This tree was planted by me.
If you wish to pass through here,
Leave your daughter behind.
My good son-in-law,
I shall leave my daughter with you.
Shi Gandang.
What's going on?
Why isn't it following
the script you designed?
Of course mice are afraid of cats.
Here we go!
My fair lady,
I am here!
You're quite a fighter, aren't you?
The Seventh Princess.
Senior Brother.
Stop chasing!
What did you just call her? A princess?
The Seventh Princess,
descendant of the Ming Dynasty.
She's actually a princess?
I like her.
Senior Brother,
For that, you need to
watch the 'Zombie General 1'.
That movie...
Don't say it!
Spoilers bring bad luck
upon the whole family.
I'll get a membership later
and watch it myself.
General Li must be right here.
Come on.
Open it.
Come on.
One.
Two.
Three.
It's William.
Wasn't he already dead?
Shi Gandang.
He looks a lot like
the vampire you described.
So it's a foreigner.
Halt!
What's going on?
Are you stupid?
How can these Chinese characters
work on a foreigner?
Who knows that foreign stuff?
I do.
I've traveled the world for many years.
Hold him off for me!
Senior Brother, hurry up!
Pout.
Pout!
Why are you closing your eyes?
Senior Brother,
I can't hold on much longer!
Hurry up!
Impressive, Senior Brother.
- You should know who I am.
- Awesome!
Why are you patting me?
Oh, right.
Flash him!
Help me up!
Right.
He's afraid of light.
Aim for his eyes!
It's working.
You brt.
If you want to know where Habu is,
Come find me at the Boyun Temple
in three days.
Pull out all the nails from their backs.
Thank you!
- No need.
- You saved us!
It's nothing.
You're welcome.
Right.
Everyone, get up.
It's all over now.
You all should hurry back.
Go home.
Go home quickly.
Go home.
Wait a moment.
You, in the second row.
Move in a bit.
You at the back, move forward a little.
Good, everyone squeeze in closer.
Don't block the shot!
Alright, hurry up.
It's almost dawn.
I want to stand in the middle.
Three.
Two.
One!
Zombie!
Excellent!
Pictures tell the truth.
But this title isn't good.
I've got it.
Call it "Beastly Father
actually forces his teenage daughter
to do such wicked deeds.
Shocking four hundred million Chinese!"
This isn't appropriate, Chief.
Be obedient.
This is for your study abroad expenses.
Now leave.
Wait, Chief.
I still have unfinished business.
After I catch the mastermind
behind this,
and uncover the truth,
I'll come back to you for this money.
The truth...?
What on earth are these things?
These are called
Mother-Child Heart-Control Nails.
It's an extremely sinister and wicked
type of sorcery within the Taoist arts.
Each nail is taken from a coffin
over a hundred years old.
How disgusting.
And they must be soaked in the blood
from a pregnant woman's womb,
for a hundred days.
After they are refined, they are used in
conjunction with a Soul-Summoning Bell,
to control the target.
This evil sorcerer is truly vile.
Are you scared?
Are we still going to the appointment
in three days?
Of course we're going.
Why don't we go tonight instead?
Catch him off guard.
That's really low.
What do you know?
This is the art of war:
All warfare is based on deception.
To be sincere, there is a way.
If one does not understand goodness,
one cannot be sincere in oneself.
Therefore, sincerity,
is the Way of Heaven.
To think how to be sincere,
is the Way of Man.
What does that mean?
It means a gentleman's agreement,
A promise is worth
a thousand pieces of gold,
And must not be broken.
Love is not important,
Understanding is.
Here we go again.
[Boyun Temple]
I've been waiting for you.
Please.
Why is yours so high?
They're the same.
Both are thirteen feet tall.
This fiend is so cunning.
Junior Brother,
we must not underestimate this fiend.
He may appear sinister,
But in reality, he is not kind at all.
Yes, Senior Brother.
His two jumps up there
just now looked very slow,
but actually, they weren't fast at all.
Although he looks old,
his age is probably not young.
His Taoist arts are average,
but his magical power is
that of a weakling.
So, Senior Brother,
You should take this one.
What are you two babbling about?
Are we competing or not?
Go for it, Senior Brother.
With great power comes
great responsibility.
Fine, I'll go.
What are you looking at?
Who would fly if there's a ladder?
I'm not some bird man.
Red Eyebrows!
How do you wish to compete?
Wandering outside the Six Paths,
Drifting between the Three Realms.
I summon you forth now,
Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.
You go hide.
Let's go.
Senior Brother,
think of something, quick!
Divine light,
majestic in all directions.
The Dao's energy fills the air,
Transforming into a True Man.
Swiftly, as is the law and decree!
One-Eyebrow Taoist!
Riding on awe and virtue,
Manifesting supreme spirituality.
In harmony with creation,
Attaining the ultimate truth.
Effect!
Lord Guan?
A three-heaven decree!
Transforms my form!
Evil spirits flee afar!
True qi swiftly arises!
His steed gallops across both banks
of the Yellow River,
His maces strike through
three prefectures and six counties,
His might rules
half the skies of Shandong.
In filial piety, he rivals Zhuan Zhu;
In friendship, he is like Meng Chang.
The Divine Fist Guardian.
His surname is Qin,
his given name Qiong,
His courtesy name Shubao.
Guan Gong battles Qin Qiong!
Junior Brother, why are you so foolish?
Are you stupid? He is a Martial Sage.
How can I, a mere door god, defeat him?
I'll summon a sage too.
Open the Celestial Court!
Arrive at the Thousand Spirits!
Ascend to the heavens above!
Return to the divine infant.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
You are the Marquis of Shouting.
I am Sun Wukong!
You cannot defeat me.
Four verticals, five horizontals.
Six Ding and Six Jia Deities.
Patrolling the cosmos.
Connecting with the divine essence.
- Golden Cicada!
- Golden Cicada!
It hurts so much!
Stop it!
It hurts!
Senior Brother,
quickly summon the Tathagata Buddha!
How could I possibly summon the Buddha?
Find someone who can subdue
the Golden Cicada.
Got it!
The Three Purities' energy fills.
The Five Emperors' pure spirits.
Mountains and rivers demarcate realms.
The Jade Maiden, graceful and elegant.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
What do I care for power and gold?
What do I fear by rules foretold?
I only wish to stay with thee
My love, my heart, eternally
Love me so
Love me so
Let us never let go
My Beloved.
Too savage.
Clad in golden armor.
Treading upon the plains.
Mighty force of the Ugly Star.
Come and merge with my body.
If you can't summon
the Supreme Lord Lao Zi,
then summon his mount.
Do you think I would be afraid?
Aren't you afraid of falling?
What did you say?
It's done.
Lift!
Thank you.
Lift Li Habu.
Heaven round, earth square.
The law's decree in nine chapters.
I now wield the brush.
All ghosts hide away.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
This water is no ordinary water.
A drop of extraordinary water
in the bowl,
clouds and rain arrive in an instant.
The sick are all cured.
All ailments eliminated.
Evil spirits dispersed.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
Good and evil quickly separate.
Mystically raising the heavenly truth.
Clarifying the Three Primes.
Proclaiming and
practicing the true text!
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
Not good!
He's going to turn into a zombie!
Hold him down!
Hold him!
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
It stinks so much!
Senior Brother
This water has turned black.
Here.
Take it.
There's hope.
Senior Brother
How could Lord Habu really
turn into a zombie?
He is not a zombie at all.
He still has a pulse
and body temperature.
According to my speculation,
he must have been poisoned,
and it's opium.
Opium?
Yes.
And not ordinary opium.
That's why I used turbot,
turtle shell,
and pangolin nails.
Turbot eyes are pungent in taste,
cold in nature,
enter the stomach
and intestine meridians,
promote urination, reduce swelling,
clear heat, and detoxify.
Turtle shell is sour in taste,
cold in nature,
enters the liver and kidney meridians,
nourishes yin, subdues yang,
softens hardness
and dissipates nodules.
Pangolin nails are sweet in taste,
slightly cold,
belong to the liver
and stomach meridians,
invigorate blood circulation,
unblock collaterals,
reduce swelling, and expel pus.
These three herbs are
extremely cold in nature.
Opium, during the Tang Dynasty,
was also called Afurong.
It is bitter in taste, toxic,
and warm in nature.
Using cold to overcome warmth
can neutralize this toxicity.
Understood?
Such a long monologue,
I actually memorized it.
I got it.
Senior Brother,
when will he wake up?
Using the method I just described,
49 days will suffice.
Senior Brother, you say 'will suffice',
I will note it down carefully.
50 grams of wolfberries,
two ginsengs,
ten pieces of cordyceps,
one rooster weighing 1,650 grams,
one front pork hock.
Simmer over a gentle fire
for four hours.
Can this also cure opium poisoning?
Are you stupid?
This is for me to eat.
Once I regain my vitality,
I can better save that General Li.
I really don't know which foolish Sifu
taught such a silly apprentice.
Your father.
Daixue is here.
Daixue,
are you moving in to live with me?
I came to bid you farewell.
Don't cry.
Daixue is going abroad,
not to a funeral.
Daixue.
To be honest,
we haven't figured it out yet
the real mastermind behind this.
Are you really
just going to leave like this?
After I published the report, I realized
these people simply don't want to focus
on the missing women case.
They just want to focus
on these sensational,
supernatural, fantastical stories.
Don't get so worked up yet.
The first step is always the hardest.
And then?
And then the middle part is hard.
And the ending is even harder.
But you're not alone.
There are four of us.
But do you know
how many people are out there?
Four hundred million.
The four of us can't
possibly save them all.
Upon self-reflection,
if my cause is just,
even against thousands or
tens of thousands, I will go.
What does that mean?
Let's eat first.
Wait.
Daixue.
Daixue!
Senior Brother.
Don't run away!
- Daixue.
- Daixue.
Come back!
Daixue.
"Upon self-reflection,
if my cause is just,
even against thousands or
tens of thousands, I will go."
Don't move.
[The women trafficking case
has been reopened for investigation]
Him.
Where is she?
I don't know.
She's just a junior reporter
from our newspaper.
Hit her.
Look at your scrawny arms.
Stop!
I know where she is.
Where?
She's right behind you.
Excuse me.
You wrote all these?
Where is Li Habu?
Who are you people?
Why are you hitting the Chief?
You just noticed I'm being hit?
You...
Who on earth are you?
Let me go! What are you doing?
Oh right.
Help me publish an ad
to claim Daixue's body.
What?
I want to place an ad.
An ad?
Placing an ad
requires payment.
Princess, please take care on your way.
If you miss me,
just think of my name.
Shi Gandang.
This paper crane will come
find me immediately.
I'll come at your call.
Shi Gandang.
Shi Gandang.
Shi Gandang.
Senior Brother.
The five turbidities are cleared.
The eight scenes are illuminated.
Receive refinement.
Sins are extinguished, fortune is born.
Urgently, as by the law's decree.
Senior Brother.
Habu is much better than before.
This is the absolute limit
of what I can do.
Quick, help me to the bed.
Here.
I don't even have
the strength to walk now.
Look, what's this?
Zhenzhen?
Zhenzhen is pink.
Aiai?
Aiai is blue.
Lianlian?
It's Daixue.
Daixue must want me to
go abroad with her.
I'm going abroad with Daixue
to have a candlelit dinner!
Senior Brother.
Daixue, I'm coming!
Wait for me!
Senior Brother is so powerful,
why doesn't he cure his own brain?
This is what they call:
The knife can't carve its own handle.
Makes sense.
This can also be called
lovers finally united.
Why are you looking at me?
Jealous?
Where is Li Habu?
General Li!
Li...
General Li!
It's Dongsheng.
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
Dongsheng.
Ancestral Masters, please forgive.
Ancestral Masters, please forgive.
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
Habu.
Why on earth have you become like this?
These are the drugs William was
researching before his death.
Use which one?
Seventh Princess,
which one should be used?
Whichever.
Anyone.
If we can save him,
we can save you.
It seems the drugs
William was researching
were successful.
Help!
Save us!
Not good!
Halt.
Seventh Princess,
you must be frightened.
Thank you for your trouble.
Then they took control of me.
They made me eliminate
all obstacles to their
trafficking of women.
Those bastrds.
We absolutely cannot let them get away!
Right.
I must avenge Wan'er.
No.
We must wait until General Li
has fully recovered.
We can make a long-term plan.
Wait for me.
Daixue.
I'm coming.
Giddy up!
How's it going with that nurse?
Her husband's been keeping
a close watch lately.
You dog.
Buddy.
Did someone just go in?
What are you doing?
Let's get married.
Married?
Yeah.
You've reached marriageable age,
so you should get married.
Oh, so when I reach the average
life expectancy, I should just die?
Daixue.
You called me here
wasn't it to go abroad with me?
I even brought my luggage.
I just...
Looks like that little gold bar
I spent was wasted.
I never thought
catching you would be this easy.
Where is Li Habu?
You'd better not ask about it.
Daixue.
I've heard people say
foreigners
they all eat raw meat and drink blood.
If you can't get used to it,
that's okay.
I know how to make
a few signature dishes.
I'll cook them for you to try.
I think you must have misunderstood.
I just wanted you to save me.
Someone who wants to leave
will find a thousand reasons.
Someone who wants to stay
by your side can never be driven away.
Shi Gandang.
We're not right for each other.
I know.
I keep trying to convince myself
to give up.
But the moment I see you
my heart collapses completely again.
Oh my god.
You shake your head.
I wave my hand.
For the rest of our lives
we go our separate ways.
Seventh Princess.
Let me go, Seventh Princess.
Go.
Let's pretend
the wind never blew.
You never came.
I never loved.
You're so cringe.
I admit it.
What are you doing?
But the reason
is I love you.
Seventh Princess.
Since you won't let me go
can you lock me up separately from him?
I can't take it anymore.
Daixue.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me tell you a ghost story.
Come on.
Just kill me instead.
Seventh Princess.
Don't go.
Seventh Princess.
Come here quickly.
Let me scratch your back.
Bad news!
What?
Daixue is dead.
[Reporter dies under mysterious
circumstances! The deceased: Daixue]
Missing Person Notice for a Body.
Could it be
that senior brother killed Daixue
out of love-turned-hate?
Surely not.
Or maybe...
Daixue couldn't stand senior brother's
harassment anymore,
and killed herself?
You really think that little
of your senior brother, huh?
Was I that obvious?
I think something's not right.
- Seventh Princess.
- Seventh Princess.
Greetings, officers.
Halt.
What are you doing here?
Officers.
We're delivering vegetables.
Delivering vegetables?
Off you go.
Where's the prison cell?
Shouldn't you be asking for the kitchen?
Why are you asking for the prison?
Officer.
He means we'll deliver the vegetables
properly to the Seventh Princess,
so we don't end up in prison later.
Right.
Officer, I promise to
deliver it properly.
Alright.
Over there.
Go on.
- Thank you, officer.
- Thank you, officer.
Let's go.
Just kill me already.
- I can't take it anymore.
- Oh no, Daixue is in danger.
Daixue.
Don't you think this looks
just like our future child?
I plan to have three.
And have those three children
have three each.
Look at this one.
This is our eldest daughter.
No name yet.
What should we call her?
Shi Mao?
Shi Shang?
Shi Suo?
Daixue.
- Shi Dunzi?
- Daixue!
Step aside, leave it to me.
Open the cell door,
release the prisoner.
Escort the prisoner out the door.
Open.
Daixue.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
Senior brother.
Come here.
Come see your future niece.
And nephew.
Awesome.
What took you so long?
Congratulations, senior brother,
on having both a son and daughter!
It's okay now.
You
finally came.
Seventh Princess.
You're still so despicable.
We meet again.
However
this will be our last meeting.
See you later.
You guys go first.
I'll hold him off.
Daixue.
If something happens to me
you must live well.
Where are they?
This is what they call
"It's always 'Better you than me.'"
Senior brother.
You can do it.
So harsh, huh?
You two go first.
The mastermind behind all this
is the Seventh Princess.
I'm going to find her
and settle this score.
No.
If we go, we go together.
If we go to her, we go together.
Right.
You're fired.
Fired!
Can't catch me, you grump!
Don't let them escape!
Alright.
Let me show you the charm of the East.
Don the Taoist robe
looking sharp as hell.
Two fingers raised
ready to unleash chaos.
With this little hat on,
I care for no one.
By the authority of the law!
Not bad.
Let's see who's stronger.
I forgot you're a "Foreigner".
Okay.
Jab, swing, hook.
Seventh Princess!
Show yourself!
Run!
What kind of gun is this?
Why won't it stop?
Maxim machine gun.
Why is it quiet now?
Maybe it ran out of ammo.
Defeat me,
and then you can see
the Seventh Princess.
I'll handle this.
You go find the Seventh Princess first.
Be careful.
Whoa.
You're better.
Thank you for saving me, Taoist Shi.
It was my duty.
I've long heard of
General Li's reputation.
Shut up.
You go first.
He and I
have old and new scores to settle.
Go!
You scared me!
What are you yelling for?
If I had the strength,
I'd have left already.
What do we do?
We each take one.
Go.
- You fox.
- You fox.
General Li.
General Li!
Open the door!
You need to go!
He's immortal!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
General Li Habu!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
- Ten years ago...
- Open the door!
I was already dead.
General Li Habu!
No!
You must go!
Not sure if this is the place.
We'll know once we go in.
Let's go.
Why so many weapons?
She must have traded these
for trafficking those girls.
Not bad.
With these,
I can restore the Great Ming Dynasty!
Come on.
This is the Republic of China era.
The Qing Dynasty is already gone.
What Great Ming
are you even talking about?
Xing'er.
Daixue.
General Li!
Open the door!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
General Li!
Light the fire!
No!
Light the fire!
Hurry!
Heavenly Pivot,
a tower of flame,
all demons perish.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
General Li Habu!
General Li Habu!
Senior brother,
are you okay?
Are you okay?
Right now,
I don't have
a single ounce of strength left.
Shi Gantang, you were so
amazing just now,
you know?
If not forced by life's circumstances,
who would want to
make themselves so full of talents?
Senior brother is showing off again.
Excellent.
General Li
has finally been vindicated.
Daixue,
thank you.
Don't mention it.
So you've still decided
not to go to England?
I've made up my mind.
Compared to my personal growth,
I'd rather grow and progress together
with our fellow countrymen.
Congratulations, President Daixue.
You...
I came to say goodbye to you all.
Where are you going?
I don't know.
Daixue,
I will miss you.
In my heart, in my dreams,
in every place you are or are not.
Don't go.
I don't want to run into
any more brick walls.
I just want to run into your chest.
Don't use your beauty against me,
or else I'll
play along.
Newspaper!
Zombie General Bravely Fights Vampires!
Uncovers the Mastermind
Behind Human Trafficking!
Newspaper!
Paperboy!
Come take a look!
One copy, please.
Alright.
You're hungry?
I'm not hungry.
I'm waiting for "Zombie General 3".
[This film is fictional,
please do not imitate]
This land
is sacred.
It connects heaven and earth,
the realm of the living and the dead.
Red happy symbols hang on
the sedan chair,
The mouse's daughter is getting married.
She doesn't know whom to marry,
So she has to ask her dad and mom.
Both parents are old and muddled
After arguing back and forth,
they finally decide:
"Marry the most impressive one,"
"go pick for yourself."
She is happy.
She is sad.
Her dowry is piled in a coffin.
The wind blows.
And heads bow.
The broom has sharp, sharp teeth.
Don't speak of joy.
Don't talk of cheer.
Disturb the wedding,
your blood will drain.
Get lost!
What are they doing?
Chief, the legend says...
on the seventh day of the new year
is the wedding of the mice.
Is this a wedding
or
a damn funeral?
Everyone, stop right there!
You have the right to remain silent,
but everything you say
can and will be...
Enough nonsense!
Chief, your orders?
We got a tip.
Someone is abducting women.
Who's in charge here?
Step forward and answer.
I'm asking you a question!
Cat got your tongue?
That was...
Scared the hell out of me.
Yeah, gave me a start too.
Chief, great shot.
Still playing the ghost and god trick.
Yeah!
Arrest them all for me!
Arrest them!
Wandering outside the Six Paths,
Drifting beyond the Three Realms,
I summon you forth now.
Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.
Open fire!
Zombie!
There's a zombie!
Run!
[Zombie General 2]
[Peach Weekly]
Trash!
A bunch of trash!
Such an explosive piece of big news
actually ended up in the hands of
a gossipy tabloid!
I hired you all
to do the work,
not to eat for free!
Move aside.
So you're really hungry.
Chief.
Actually, I was the one
who got those messages first.
Why didn't you publish them?
Chief.
We are a news agency,
not a fiction magazine.
I think we should pursue the truth.
Your name?
Xu...
Chief.
My name is Daixue.
Daishu?
Daixue.
Daixue, right?
Good.
Starting today,
you're the Chief.
Come on, welcome her.
Um.
Don't joke around, Chief.
You started the joke with me first!
Truth and facts?
How much can they sell for?
Is it enough to buy your lousy buns?
With your intelligence,
do you still think you can earn enough
for your study abroad fees?
Dream on!
You're still so young,
don't think you've
hit rock bottom in life
Actually, your lives
still have plenty of room to sink lower.
Get out.
Chief.
- I think this is...
- Get out.
De
Democracy.
Democracy.
Science.
Sci... what?
These two words are Mr. De and Mr. Sai
Democracy and Science.
I say, Dongsheng.
Your Sifu is a Taoist priest.
You are also a Taoist priest.
What kind of democracy and
science are you talking about?
What do you know?
The Dao is without emotion.
The Dao is without form.
The Dao is without name.
We who cultivate the Way must
encompass heaven and earth,
achieve mastery
through comprehensive study.
Tolerance leads to greatness.
It's...
Something terrible has happened!
What is it now?
Is it the meat price rising
or the vegetables being snatched up?
Look at this!
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
What?
General Li Habu?
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
Master Chimei has arrived.
This time, for the successful delivery
of the goods.
We must trouble you, master.
No need for courtesy, Seventh Princess.
We each take what we need, that's all.
Also, we must trouble you
to handle the aftermath.
[A case of a zombie injuring people
has sparked nationwide concern]
[Li Habu]
Dongsheng, come look at this.
They're so wicked.
They stole General Li's corpse.
No.
This grave was broken open
from the inside.
Xing'er.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Come.
Why has this turned into an extreme
yin land where dark forces converge?
What's wrong with an extreme yin land?
Sifu said,
if a corpse is buried in an
extreme yin land for a long time
it can easily turn into a zombie.
You mean
Li Habu might become a zombie?
Impossible.
Dongsheng, wait for me!
Come, Xing'er.
Let's go.
Where are we going now?
You'll know when we get there.
So what if my husband knows?
Everything he eats, wears,
and puts on is given by you, isn't it?
[Morgue]
We're here.
The flesh has shriveled.
The blood has dried up.
It was done by a zombie.
We must burn it quickly
to prevent corpse transformation.
What are you doing?
I'm checking if she was bitten
by the zombie.
Is undressing her the only way?
That's true too.
What are you doing now?
I'm checking if she has grown
the zombie's fangs.
Ouch!
Corpse transformation so quickly?
General Daogang!
Freeze!
You even know this?
Of course.
I've been secretly working hard
in places you don't see.
What a powerful zombie!
Quick, hide!
You're the zombie?
I'm a reporter,
I came to investigate
the zombie murder case.
Who knew
you all came,
so I hid secretly.
Really bad luck.
What's that smell?
Why is it so stinky?
Did you fart?
I didn't.
Not good!
It's the smell of corpse oil!
Hold your breath, quickly!
Corpse oil!
Qian Palace opens the Heavenly Gate.
Dui Gua commands the mighty troops.
Gen Palace seals the ghost path.
Li Palace rides the wheel of fire.
Kan water surges with waves.
Kun Gate shifts the earth's axis.
Zhen thunder with its crashing sound.
Xun wind blows over mountains and peaks.
I enter the Central Palace.
All generals protect my body.
Swiftly as by the law's decree!
Xing'er.
The Seventh Princess
guessed correctly indeed.
Destroy the corpse.
And those two women as well.
Stop!
Who exactly are you people?
Look up to the heavens.
Our patriarch is in the midst.
One call and he arrives.
One shout and he comes.
General Daogang!
Freeze!
You actually used a pregnant
woman's corpse to extract corpse oil?
Such sinister sorcery!
Your own life hangs in the balance,
and you're here debating
good and evil with me?
Ridiculous.
Blazing essence, blazing essence,
Vermilion Bird, soar aloft.
Swiftly grasp the wheel of fire.
Burn the ghosts, annihilate their forms.
By the urgent decree!
Celestial guards, earthly guards,
A seat of blazing light,
Ten thousand ghosts perish.
Swiftly arrive!
Puppetry.
Such petty tricks,
daring to show off before the master!
Great Power, Heavenly Dragon!
Great Luo's Law Incantation!
Supreme Mysterious Capital!
Four Alliance Flying Talismans!
Control Spirit Talisman!
Seize and subdue demons!
Search and capture ghosts and deities!
Command Immortal Talisman!
Playing with talismans against me?
You've come to the right person.
Soaring Sky, Swift Fire.
Ride the radiant clouds and dragons.
Fire Prison Talisman!
Water benefits all things.
Galloping to the utmost firm.
Heavenly Water Talisman!
As the incantation commands.
The Dao's power secretly arrives.
Heaven, Earth, and Man Talisman!
You dare hurt my face?
I'll fight you to the death!
This is the one!
Nine Perfected lead the way,
Heavenly Warriors follow behind.
Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden Talisman!
Mighty Heaven's Great Thunder Duke.
Thunderbolts shake the void.
Three million blade-wielding soldiers,
evil demons vanish without a trace.
Thunder God Incantation?
Fine!
I'll give you a Savage Thunder Curse!
Heaven's Thunder Gods,
Earth's Thunder Gods,
Five hundred savage thunders
closely follow.
The Supreme Lord Lao issues the decree,
Descending to protect the Dharma
and deliver beings.
If a single one disobeys the order.
Pressed under the Dipper's handle,
never to rise again.
Divine troops,
urgent as the law decrees!
Urgent as the law decrees!
Arrive!
Not bad.
The younger generation
is indeed formidable.
Folks, even the enemy is praising me.
Please type "talented" on the screen.
Don't forget to like, share,
and subscribe!
Talk!
Where did you hide
those kidnapped girls?
Aren't you quite capable?
Guess.
Guess my foot!
damn.
A speck contains the vast cosmos,
The pole shoulders
the sun and moon's span.
Encompassing a hundred thousand miles,
Gods and demons ascend to heaven.
Urgent as the law decrees!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Trying to get yourself killed?
He is a great hero!
You cannot harm him!
I don't care what he was before.
He is a zombie now.
Why don't you use a talisman
to immobilize him?
Are you telling me how to do my job?
You think I don't know to use talismans?
Weren't they all used up earlier?
General Li, have you forgotten who I am?
We fought together in Nanya Village
to defeat Guo Yasheng.
We fought the opium traffickers
together.
We even killed William
and the Seventh Princess.
Do you remember Wan'er?
Let's go.
Where to?
Your place.
My home is over there.
Xing'er.
Heavenly Sha, Earthly Sha,
Year Sha, Month Sha,
Day Sha, Hour Sha,
Jiuliang and Sansha!
Swiftly return to the empty realm,
all return to the underworld!
Cast down into the golden well,
No boundless movement is allowed.
Effect!
Need help?
The next shipment,
I will deliver it safely.
Excellent.
I'd like to borrow someone from you.
Who?
William.
He...
He is not human.
[Spirit Tablet of My Venerable Sifu,
Shi Fatian]
Kneel.
I told you to kneel before me!
Wait, that's not right.
Why should I kneel to you?
My surname is Shi, named Shi Gandang.
Taoist Shi is my father.
I am your senior brother.
Now, call me 'Dad'.
Dad.
Call me 'Senior Brother'.
Senior Brother.
Junior Brother.
Please rise quickly.
Senior Brother.
This is the only relic
Sifu left for you.
He always said,
you were naturally gifted,
with extraordinary bone structure,
a prodigy seen once in a century.
But why did you run away from home?
I didn't run away.
When I was little, I went out to play
and was kidnapped by traffickers.
Naturally gifted...
Junior Brother.
If it weren't for the Zombie outbreak,
we might never have met
in this lifetime.
Junior Brother.
Senior Brother.
Do... do Zombie really exist
in this world?
Miss,
having traveled the world
for many years,
I can tell you this world
doesn't just have Zombie.
There are vampires,
zombies, witches,
and werewolves.
Absolutely terrifying.
If you're scared,
you can come to my room.
I think they're less frightening
than you.
Hmph.
What exactly is this
guy's character setting?
No idea.
Here you are.
If you miss me,
think of my name,
Shi Gandang,
and this paper crane will come find me.
I'll be at your beck and call.
[Author: Shi Gandang]
Shi Gandang?
The one and only.
Why are you touching me?
That night in the tree,
why did you hold me and kiss me?
That night?
In the tree?
Held you?
Kissed you?
So it was you!
Why did your mouth smell
so strongly of chives?
So embarrassing!
Xing'er.
How about it?
Let's try it later too.
You're awful.
Must be thrilling in a tree.
Red happy symbols hang on
the sedan chair,
The mouse's daughter is getting married.
She doesn't know whom to marry,
So she has to ask her dad and mom.
Both parents are old and muddled.
After arguing back and forth,
they finally decide:
This road was opened by me,
This tree was planted by me.
If you wish to pass through here,
Leave your daughter behind.
My good son-in-law,
I shall leave my daughter with you.
Shi Gandang.
What's going on?
Why isn't it following
the script you designed?
Of course mice are afraid of cats.
Here we go!
My fair lady,
I am here!
You're quite a fighter, aren't you?
The Seventh Princess.
Senior Brother.
Stop chasing!
What did you just call her? A princess?
The Seventh Princess,
descendant of the Ming Dynasty.
She's actually a princess?
I like her.
Senior Brother,
For that, you need to
watch the 'Zombie General 1'.
That movie...
Don't say it!
Spoilers bring bad luck
upon the whole family.
I'll get a membership later
and watch it myself.
General Li must be right here.
Come on.
Open it.
Come on.
One.
Two.
Three.
It's William.
Wasn't he already dead?
Shi Gandang.
He looks a lot like
the vampire you described.
So it's a foreigner.
Halt!
What's going on?
Are you stupid?
How can these Chinese characters
work on a foreigner?
Who knows that foreign stuff?
I do.
I've traveled the world for many years.
Hold him off for me!
Senior Brother, hurry up!
Pout.
Pout!
Why are you closing your eyes?
Senior Brother,
I can't hold on much longer!
Hurry up!
Impressive, Senior Brother.
- You should know who I am.
- Awesome!
Why are you patting me?
Oh, right.
Flash him!
Help me up!
Right.
He's afraid of light.
Aim for his eyes!
It's working.
You brt.
If you want to know where Habu is,
Come find me at the Boyun Temple
in three days.
Pull out all the nails from their backs.
Thank you!
- No need.
- You saved us!
It's nothing.
You're welcome.
Right.
Everyone, get up.
It's all over now.
You all should hurry back.
Go home.
Go home quickly.
Go home.
Wait a moment.
You, in the second row.
Move in a bit.
You at the back, move forward a little.
Good, everyone squeeze in closer.
Don't block the shot!
Alright, hurry up.
It's almost dawn.
I want to stand in the middle.
Three.
Two.
One!
Zombie!
Excellent!
Pictures tell the truth.
But this title isn't good.
I've got it.
Call it "Beastly Father
actually forces his teenage daughter
to do such wicked deeds.
Shocking four hundred million Chinese!"
This isn't appropriate, Chief.
Be obedient.
This is for your study abroad expenses.
Now leave.
Wait, Chief.
I still have unfinished business.
After I catch the mastermind
behind this,
and uncover the truth,
I'll come back to you for this money.
The truth...?
What on earth are these things?
These are called
Mother-Child Heart-Control Nails.
It's an extremely sinister and wicked
type of sorcery within the Taoist arts.
Each nail is taken from a coffin
over a hundred years old.
How disgusting.
And they must be soaked in the blood
from a pregnant woman's womb,
for a hundred days.
After they are refined, they are used in
conjunction with a Soul-Summoning Bell,
to control the target.
This evil sorcerer is truly vile.
Are you scared?
Are we still going to the appointment
in three days?
Of course we're going.
Why don't we go tonight instead?
Catch him off guard.
That's really low.
What do you know?
This is the art of war:
All warfare is based on deception.
To be sincere, there is a way.
If one does not understand goodness,
one cannot be sincere in oneself.
Therefore, sincerity,
is the Way of Heaven.
To think how to be sincere,
is the Way of Man.
What does that mean?
It means a gentleman's agreement,
A promise is worth
a thousand pieces of gold,
And must not be broken.
Love is not important,
Understanding is.
Here we go again.
[Boyun Temple]
I've been waiting for you.
Please.
Why is yours so high?
They're the same.
Both are thirteen feet tall.
This fiend is so cunning.
Junior Brother,
we must not underestimate this fiend.
He may appear sinister,
But in reality, he is not kind at all.
Yes, Senior Brother.
His two jumps up there
just now looked very slow,
but actually, they weren't fast at all.
Although he looks old,
his age is probably not young.
His Taoist arts are average,
but his magical power is
that of a weakling.
So, Senior Brother,
You should take this one.
What are you two babbling about?
Are we competing or not?
Go for it, Senior Brother.
With great power comes
great responsibility.
Fine, I'll go.
What are you looking at?
Who would fly if there's a ladder?
I'm not some bird man.
Red Eyebrows!
How do you wish to compete?
Wandering outside the Six Paths,
Drifting between the Three Realms.
I summon you forth now,
Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.
You go hide.
Let's go.
Senior Brother,
think of something, quick!
Divine light,
majestic in all directions.
The Dao's energy fills the air,
Transforming into a True Man.
Swiftly, as is the law and decree!
One-Eyebrow Taoist!
Riding on awe and virtue,
Manifesting supreme spirituality.
In harmony with creation,
Attaining the ultimate truth.
Effect!
Lord Guan?
A three-heaven decree!
Transforms my form!
Evil spirits flee afar!
True qi swiftly arises!
His steed gallops across both banks
of the Yellow River,
His maces strike through
three prefectures and six counties,
His might rules
half the skies of Shandong.
In filial piety, he rivals Zhuan Zhu;
In friendship, he is like Meng Chang.
The Divine Fist Guardian.
His surname is Qin,
his given name Qiong,
His courtesy name Shubao.
Guan Gong battles Qin Qiong!
Junior Brother, why are you so foolish?
Are you stupid? He is a Martial Sage.
How can I, a mere door god, defeat him?
I'll summon a sage too.
Open the Celestial Court!
Arrive at the Thousand Spirits!
Ascend to the heavens above!
Return to the divine infant.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
You are the Marquis of Shouting.
I am Sun Wukong!
You cannot defeat me.
Four verticals, five horizontals.
Six Ding and Six Jia Deities.
Patrolling the cosmos.
Connecting with the divine essence.
- Golden Cicada!
- Golden Cicada!
It hurts so much!
Stop it!
It hurts!
Senior Brother,
quickly summon the Tathagata Buddha!
How could I possibly summon the Buddha?
Find someone who can subdue
the Golden Cicada.
Got it!
The Three Purities' energy fills.
The Five Emperors' pure spirits.
Mountains and rivers demarcate realms.
The Jade Maiden, graceful and elegant.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
What do I care for power and gold?
What do I fear by rules foretold?
I only wish to stay with thee
My love, my heart, eternally
Love me so
Love me so
Let us never let go
My Beloved.
Too savage.
Clad in golden armor.
Treading upon the plains.
Mighty force of the Ugly Star.
Come and merge with my body.
If you can't summon
the Supreme Lord Lao Zi,
then summon his mount.
Do you think I would be afraid?
Aren't you afraid of falling?
What did you say?
It's done.
Lift!
Thank you.
Lift Li Habu.
Heaven round, earth square.
The law's decree in nine chapters.
I now wield the brush.
All ghosts hide away.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
This water is no ordinary water.
A drop of extraordinary water
in the bowl,
clouds and rain arrive in an instant.
The sick are all cured.
All ailments eliminated.
Evil spirits dispersed.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
Good and evil quickly separate.
Mystically raising the heavenly truth.
Clarifying the Three Primes.
Proclaiming and
practicing the true text!
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
Not good!
He's going to turn into a zombie!
Hold him down!
Hold him!
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
It stinks so much!
Senior Brother
This water has turned black.
Here.
Take it.
There's hope.
Senior Brother
How could Lord Habu really
turn into a zombie?
He is not a zombie at all.
He still has a pulse
and body temperature.
According to my speculation,
he must have been poisoned,
and it's opium.
Opium?
Yes.
And not ordinary opium.
That's why I used turbot,
turtle shell,
and pangolin nails.
Turbot eyes are pungent in taste,
cold in nature,
enter the stomach
and intestine meridians,
promote urination, reduce swelling,
clear heat, and detoxify.
Turtle shell is sour in taste,
cold in nature,
enters the liver and kidney meridians,
nourishes yin, subdues yang,
softens hardness
and dissipates nodules.
Pangolin nails are sweet in taste,
slightly cold,
belong to the liver
and stomach meridians,
invigorate blood circulation,
unblock collaterals,
reduce swelling, and expel pus.
These three herbs are
extremely cold in nature.
Opium, during the Tang Dynasty,
was also called Afurong.
It is bitter in taste, toxic,
and warm in nature.
Using cold to overcome warmth
can neutralize this toxicity.
Understood?
Such a long monologue,
I actually memorized it.
I got it.
Senior Brother,
when will he wake up?
Using the method I just described,
49 days will suffice.
Senior Brother, you say 'will suffice',
I will note it down carefully.
50 grams of wolfberries,
two ginsengs,
ten pieces of cordyceps,
one rooster weighing 1,650 grams,
one front pork hock.
Simmer over a gentle fire
for four hours.
Can this also cure opium poisoning?
Are you stupid?
This is for me to eat.
Once I regain my vitality,
I can better save that General Li.
I really don't know which foolish Sifu
taught such a silly apprentice.
Your father.
Daixue is here.
Daixue,
are you moving in to live with me?
I came to bid you farewell.
Don't cry.
Daixue is going abroad,
not to a funeral.
Daixue.
To be honest,
we haven't figured it out yet
the real mastermind behind this.
Are you really
just going to leave like this?
After I published the report, I realized
these people simply don't want to focus
on the missing women case.
They just want to focus
on these sensational,
supernatural, fantastical stories.
Don't get so worked up yet.
The first step is always the hardest.
And then?
And then the middle part is hard.
And the ending is even harder.
But you're not alone.
There are four of us.
But do you know
how many people are out there?
Four hundred million.
The four of us can't
possibly save them all.
Upon self-reflection,
if my cause is just,
even against thousands or
tens of thousands, I will go.
What does that mean?
Let's eat first.
Wait.
Daixue.
Daixue!
Senior Brother.
Don't run away!
- Daixue.
- Daixue.
Come back!
Daixue.
"Upon self-reflection,
if my cause is just,
even against thousands or
tens of thousands, I will go."
Don't move.
[The women trafficking case
has been reopened for investigation]
Him.
Where is she?
I don't know.
She's just a junior reporter
from our newspaper.
Hit her.
Look at your scrawny arms.
Stop!
I know where she is.
Where?
She's right behind you.
Excuse me.
You wrote all these?
Where is Li Habu?
Who are you people?
Why are you hitting the Chief?
You just noticed I'm being hit?
You...
Who on earth are you?
Let me go! What are you doing?
Oh right.
Help me publish an ad
to claim Daixue's body.
What?
I want to place an ad.
An ad?
Placing an ad
requires payment.
Princess, please take care on your way.
If you miss me,
just think of my name.
Shi Gandang.
This paper crane will come
find me immediately.
I'll come at your call.
Shi Gandang.
Shi Gandang.
Shi Gandang.
Senior Brother.
The five turbidities are cleared.
The eight scenes are illuminated.
Receive refinement.
Sins are extinguished, fortune is born.
Urgently, as by the law's decree.
Senior Brother.
Habu is much better than before.
This is the absolute limit
of what I can do.
Quick, help me to the bed.
Here.
I don't even have
the strength to walk now.
Look, what's this?
Zhenzhen?
Zhenzhen is pink.
Aiai?
Aiai is blue.
Lianlian?
It's Daixue.
Daixue must want me to
go abroad with her.
I'm going abroad with Daixue
to have a candlelit dinner!
Senior Brother.
Daixue, I'm coming!
Wait for me!
Senior Brother is so powerful,
why doesn't he cure his own brain?
This is what they call:
The knife can't carve its own handle.
Makes sense.
This can also be called
lovers finally united.
Why are you looking at me?
Jealous?
Where is Li Habu?
General Li!
Li...
General Li!
It's Dongsheng.
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
Dongsheng.
Ancestral Masters, please forgive.
Ancestral Masters, please forgive.
[Memorial Tablet of
Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]
Habu.
Why on earth have you become like this?
These are the drugs William was
researching before his death.
Use which one?
Seventh Princess,
which one should be used?
Whichever.
Anyone.
If we can save him,
we can save you.
It seems the drugs
William was researching
were successful.
Help!
Save us!
Not good!
Halt.
Seventh Princess,
you must be frightened.
Thank you for your trouble.
Then they took control of me.
They made me eliminate
all obstacles to their
trafficking of women.
Those bastrds.
We absolutely cannot let them get away!
Right.
I must avenge Wan'er.
No.
We must wait until General Li
has fully recovered.
We can make a long-term plan.
Wait for me.
Daixue.
I'm coming.
Giddy up!
How's it going with that nurse?
Her husband's been keeping
a close watch lately.
You dog.
Buddy.
Did someone just go in?
What are you doing?
Let's get married.
Married?
Yeah.
You've reached marriageable age,
so you should get married.
Oh, so when I reach the average
life expectancy, I should just die?
Daixue.
You called me here
wasn't it to go abroad with me?
I even brought my luggage.
I just...
Looks like that little gold bar
I spent was wasted.
I never thought
catching you would be this easy.
Where is Li Habu?
You'd better not ask about it.
Daixue.
I've heard people say
foreigners
they all eat raw meat and drink blood.
If you can't get used to it,
that's okay.
I know how to make
a few signature dishes.
I'll cook them for you to try.
I think you must have misunderstood.
I just wanted you to save me.
Someone who wants to leave
will find a thousand reasons.
Someone who wants to stay
by your side can never be driven away.
Shi Gandang.
We're not right for each other.
I know.
I keep trying to convince myself
to give up.
But the moment I see you
my heart collapses completely again.
Oh my god.
You shake your head.
I wave my hand.
For the rest of our lives
we go our separate ways.
Seventh Princess.
Let me go, Seventh Princess.
Go.
Let's pretend
the wind never blew.
You never came.
I never loved.
You're so cringe.
I admit it.
What are you doing?
But the reason
is I love you.
Seventh Princess.
Since you won't let me go
can you lock me up separately from him?
I can't take it anymore.
Daixue.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me tell you a ghost story.
Come on.
Just kill me instead.
Seventh Princess.
Don't go.
Seventh Princess.
Come here quickly.
Let me scratch your back.
Bad news!
What?
Daixue is dead.
[Reporter dies under mysterious
circumstances! The deceased: Daixue]
Missing Person Notice for a Body.
Could it be
that senior brother killed Daixue
out of love-turned-hate?
Surely not.
Or maybe...
Daixue couldn't stand senior brother's
harassment anymore,
and killed herself?
You really think that little
of your senior brother, huh?
Was I that obvious?
I think something's not right.
- Seventh Princess.
- Seventh Princess.
Greetings, officers.
Halt.
What are you doing here?
Officers.
We're delivering vegetables.
Delivering vegetables?
Off you go.
Where's the prison cell?
Shouldn't you be asking for the kitchen?
Why are you asking for the prison?
Officer.
He means we'll deliver the vegetables
properly to the Seventh Princess,
so we don't end up in prison later.
Right.
Officer, I promise to
deliver it properly.
Alright.
Over there.
Go on.
- Thank you, officer.
- Thank you, officer.
Let's go.
Just kill me already.
- I can't take it anymore.
- Oh no, Daixue is in danger.
Daixue.
Don't you think this looks
just like our future child?
I plan to have three.
And have those three children
have three each.
Look at this one.
This is our eldest daughter.
No name yet.
What should we call her?
Shi Mao?
Shi Shang?
Shi Suo?
Daixue.
- Shi Dunzi?
- Daixue!
Step aside, leave it to me.
Open the cell door,
release the prisoner.
Escort the prisoner out the door.
Open.
Daixue.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
Senior brother.
Come here.
Come see your future niece.
And nephew.
Awesome.
What took you so long?
Congratulations, senior brother,
on having both a son and daughter!
It's okay now.
You
finally came.
Seventh Princess.
You're still so despicable.
We meet again.
However
this will be our last meeting.
See you later.
You guys go first.
I'll hold him off.
Daixue.
If something happens to me
you must live well.
Where are they?
This is what they call
"It's always 'Better you than me.'"
Senior brother.
You can do it.
So harsh, huh?
You two go first.
The mastermind behind all this
is the Seventh Princess.
I'm going to find her
and settle this score.
No.
If we go, we go together.
If we go to her, we go together.
Right.
You're fired.
Fired!
Can't catch me, you grump!
Don't let them escape!
Alright.
Let me show you the charm of the East.
Don the Taoist robe
looking sharp as hell.
Two fingers raised
ready to unleash chaos.
With this little hat on,
I care for no one.
By the authority of the law!
Not bad.
Let's see who's stronger.
I forgot you're a "Foreigner".
Okay.
Jab, swing, hook.
Seventh Princess!
Show yourself!
Run!
What kind of gun is this?
Why won't it stop?
Maxim machine gun.
Why is it quiet now?
Maybe it ran out of ammo.
Defeat me,
and then you can see
the Seventh Princess.
I'll handle this.
You go find the Seventh Princess first.
Be careful.
Whoa.
You're better.
Thank you for saving me, Taoist Shi.
It was my duty.
I've long heard of
General Li's reputation.
Shut up.
You go first.
He and I
have old and new scores to settle.
Go!
You scared me!
What are you yelling for?
If I had the strength,
I'd have left already.
What do we do?
We each take one.
Go.
- You fox.
- You fox.
General Li.
General Li!
Open the door!
You need to go!
He's immortal!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
General Li Habu!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
- Ten years ago...
- Open the door!
I was already dead.
General Li Habu!
No!
You must go!
Not sure if this is the place.
We'll know once we go in.
Let's go.
Why so many weapons?
She must have traded these
for trafficking those girls.
Not bad.
With these,
I can restore the Great Ming Dynasty!
Come on.
This is the Republic of China era.
The Qing Dynasty is already gone.
What Great Ming
are you even talking about?
Xing'er.
Daixue.
General Li!
Open the door!
Open the door!
General Li Habu!
General Li!
Light the fire!
No!
Light the fire!
Hurry!
Heavenly Pivot,
a tower of flame,
all demons perish.
Urgently, as by the law's decree!
General Li Habu!
General Li Habu!
Senior brother,
are you okay?
Are you okay?
Right now,
I don't have
a single ounce of strength left.
Shi Gantang, you were so
amazing just now,
you know?
If not forced by life's circumstances,
who would want to
make themselves so full of talents?
Senior brother is showing off again.
Excellent.
General Li
has finally been vindicated.
Daixue,
thank you.
Don't mention it.
So you've still decided
not to go to England?
I've made up my mind.
Compared to my personal growth,
I'd rather grow and progress together
with our fellow countrymen.
Congratulations, President Daixue.
You...
I came to say goodbye to you all.
Where are you going?
I don't know.
Daixue,
I will miss you.
In my heart, in my dreams,
in every place you are or are not.
Don't go.
I don't want to run into
any more brick walls.
I just want to run into your chest.
Don't use your beauty against me,
or else I'll
play along.
Newspaper!
Zombie General Bravely Fights Vampires!
Uncovers the Mastermind
Behind Human Trafficking!
Newspaper!
Paperboy!
Come take a look!
One copy, please.
Alright.
You're hungry?
I'm not hungry.
I'm waiting for "Zombie General 3".