Zui jia sun you chuang qing guan (The Crazy Companies 2) (1989) Movie Script
It's here
Hey, Kwai
Do we let Dorina trap Horny?
We can't let Dorina torture Horny
It's really a waste
What can we do?
They're getting married today
Well, If Horny marries Dorlina
He is really in trouble
He'll be trouble
He will be exhausted
Don't be silly
Stop day-dreaming
You are right
I am not day dreaming
Let's talk to Horny
We still have time
Wait What?
There could be an ambush
Let me try
Hello...
I have got them
That was Horny, damn it
Who threw at me?
That was a naughty boy
I had told him off
Okay...
What's wrong with you?
I am burning my ex-girl friends' photos
So hot, I go washing my face
My darlings, goodbye now
Moleen, how can I burn you...
Better Maggie first, she left me
You're very good to your ex-girlfriends
Of course
I used to take one of their hairs...
when I broke up with each of them
And I have knitted a towel with the hair
A Towel?
This is made of eye-brow
Eye-brow
Where did you get these?
I lost it last night
Tell me if you love Dorlina
If not, you better hide away
And we will support you
It's very kind of you
But it's too ruthless if I leave now
If you marry her, that's the end for you
Right, so many nice girls in the world
Let's go
Go
Go
My God, Dorlina is coming
Come with me
Open up
We need $999,999.99 to open up
What? He's not a billionaire
Open up or I smash you
Let me try
What
Dorlina, don't argue today
Don't worry
your pal is a good bargainer
$99.90
What? Say $990,000.00
Through the window
But here is 24/F
Mind your words or
I'll burn up your house
Dorlina may not agree
to burn her husband
No
I've bought a $5M life insurance policy
for Horny yesterday
The money will go to me
What's up?
Her pal said to set fire
Set fire?
If there's a fire on 24/F
The highest chance to survive
is going to the roof
How high?
Go to hell
I tell you what
You have to deal with Dorlina
Me?
I pass some of my energy to you
Are you all right?
Ready
Let them in
Dorlina, I want to talk to you
Say it
I love you very much
Into the room
Oh
No, there're so many people outside
Sign it
What is it?
Sign it first
This contract says as from today
All your income
It means your total income
Which includes all sorts
will all belong to me
I've quitted my job and
started enjoying my life
It leaves 10% to me only
Wrong
The 10% goes to my parents
and my relatives
Undress yourself
Be mercy to me
What's the noise?
Dorlina is not using the drill
Turn around
Take away your hand
You can't fool around anymore
I hate you for the rest of my life
Even though you've got my body
but you can never have my heart
Look at here please
Smile, don't move
One more please
Are you insane? $200 for two?
Try your luck, the loser has to go
Go ahead You're crazy
Let's go...
$200 more
Just pick up one of the dishes
And get lost right away
What do we have?
Red bean sweet soup
Someone is having it
Go to get an orange
Have dinner at my place tomorrow night
No
Let's dine outside
No
They will ask you to give cash instead
My dad is greedy
And don't buy too many gifts
Just fruits
Don't be silly, I won't get broke
Mind your words
It may bring bad luck
Do I look better
with the contact lenses?
Look carefully
Nice
It's hard lens
Let's play the game
I don't play wine games
Come on
I don't know how to play
Don't fool me
Do you really want to play? Yes
All right
Uncle, this is my pal Robert Cheung
I have heard a lot about you Mr. Tsui
Kwai, come over
My younger brother Tsui Ting Kwai
this is Mr. Cheung
My brother is very smart
He got a MBA from HKU
That's great
Thank you
You work for Fok's
we have business deals
To be exact
it should be the Tsui's syndicate
owes us $2 million
Big business always has big loans
And when the mall in Canada
were completed
Our capital return will be quick
Robert and I are good friends
He was really poor in University
I even lent him my under
And you are after my loan?
Yes
We've got no reply for postponing...
the debt payment date
Don't talk about business tonight
And Fu and I are good friends for years
Money is nothing compare
with our friendship
That's good
Be seated
Boss, seems that Robert Cheung
is very interested in Fok's
He wants to merge
the middle size syndicate
He forced Fok Ka Tung
to make him be Deputy Director
I know he is a problem
He's real pal
If Robert wants me dead
it's the end of the world
Are you talking about me?
Robert, want to play some golf?
No, it's business
they are from the court
The court has the writ
Fok now controls
Tsui's capital
Damn it, it's not April Fool's Day
Don't fool me
It's a true, you see yourself
Good
you die really fooled me last night
This's my job
Fok's has been trying to merge you
You shouldn't owe us money
But I treat Fu as my boss
You are my brother and
I tell you the truth
And, why didn't you help me?
My brother is in trouble
My younger brother is in hospital
My Dad also needs a heart operation
So you have to many problems
I don't blame you
No, I want to tell you
I didn't help them at all
And why should I help you?
Fine
And your personal loan of $3.2M
It has expired long ago
And you are broke now
I know you have a golden toilet
Don't take it away
Go to get it Yes
Do you remember we shared underwears?
I gave you the best ones
I hate you mentioning this
But you keep saying it all the time
I am wrong, I change yours with mine
Boss, just ignore him
No, Elizabeth Tayor had sat here
I can't make it without her
No, no
Boss
Give it back to me
Give it back to me
Boss, don't be like this
Hey, what's up?
Well, Tsui's is under my control
My temporary office is Mr. Tsui's office
Come to see me now
Stop
Robert Cheng, let's wait and see
I started from the bottom
I can start again
I may be richer
You were rich when you were born
If you didn't have a rich father
You couldn't be promoted so fast
Let me tell you
I have 3 months holiday
starting tomorrow
Go to work for Fok's if you can
I'm a Deputy Director, remember
If you can come over me
I lick your toes
and run naked in Central
Go
What? What we have is true friendship
We won't work for the Fok's
I heard that you are the best friends
Yes
Good, I have the purge once for all
I give you 15 minutes to pack
or I send the security
Pal
Gee, he's sick again
Send him home first
Where can we go?
They will take over our house too
Let's send him to the hospital
See if we still have personal assets
Kwai, don't be like that
Kwai, keep calm
We have to be tough and strong
What do you want, sir?
Let me have a look
Fatty
are you going to buy something or what?
Of course, but I have to check
See if it is a nice one
I want nice ones
Pay for this one first
$1? It costs $4.00
I only ate one quarter
How can it be?
I buy some more then
Good
Which ones?
These...
The two dollar ones don't have that big
The apples are not big but your eyes
Wrap them
Hey, the mango costs $8.00 each
It's not a good one
Don't follow if it's a bad one
How do I know it's rotten or not
It may have worms in there
It smells cat shit
It's cheap stuff
$1 for two and I buy them all
You are wrong, they are nice fruit
Even though it smells cat shit
But it is juicy
I saw this costs $12.00
yesterday somewhere
You are an expert
$8 for twenty
Thanks
OK $4.00 each for you
You don't look like a rich man
Stop taking them away
Can I try it?
That's OK
But you shouldn't bring it home to try
You stole the fruit
What... I only forgot to pay
No wonder the fruits are gone everyday
You are the one stealing them
Arrest him
Don't go
Arrest him
Bastard, don't let me see you again
Mom, what's wrong with Kwai?
I think the relatives are welcoming him
I do the cooking first
Kwai, come in, I want to talk to you
When my Dad comes back later
Don't tell him that you have broken
I can't hide it
Let's wait and see
Don't smoke too much
I can't stop it
You are back Yes
That bastard tricked me
And I ended up going to
the police station
Dad, luckily I bailed you out
Or you'll be beaten up
It's your fault to let people
know I'm your dad
It should be a $1,000 bail
now it $5,000
Why turn on all the lights?
Because we become rich
What, a barstard tricked my Dad?
That bastard
It's me
Amy's boy friend is here
Yeah?
What does he do?
He's the big boss of Tsui's syndicate
Honey, go get some roast pork
Put it on the credit
Fine, I have the shark fin
and some seafood
Don't spend too much money
Where is he?
In Amy's room
The door is shut
Ask Amy to behave
Open the door, Amy
What are you doing?
Dad
What's going on?
Nothing
Having facial treatment
Yes, I am learning
I try it on him, wash it back home
My Dad, and Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai
Honey
did you see Amy and Kwai's photos?
They look good
What's wrong with you?
A big spider, did you see it?
Are you sure? Did you see it?
Let's have dinner
Come on
To enjoy to eat little
Our family has been
financially well balanced
We only spend money when it's necessary
Let me open it
What can I do for you, sir?
Is it your photo album?
I think it's you who dropped this
I didn't do it, he did it
He threw it, arrest him
Look, do I look handsome
Quite
Look at my face now
I was careless when cleaning the toilet
I was burnt by the acid
My mom cried for the whole week
and she used the herbs to cure me
Yes, I was wrong
I shouldn't throw things down the street
But don't arrest me, go get my Dad
Otherwise, my Mom would be hurt
Let him go
Don't do this next time
Remember
Sir, please take it with you
Go
Don't do this next time
Go as far as you can
It's fine now
What's the matter?
It's you, bastard
Dad
So what?
Let's talk over there
Go
Don't know what would happen
I know you are clever
the first time I saw you
Thanks
Let's eat
Okay
Help yourself
I go to get the Brandy
You don't have to
How did you settle it?
I told him I'll give him a unit
in Kowloon Tong on 32/F
And that's settled
You still have money?
No, I just fooled him
Come
That's it
Amy
do you know Kwai firm has closed down?
Who is broke?
Kwai, take it easy
We will support you
You can start all over again
So you are broke
Darling, take away all the food
You can really act
You said top floor and roof
why just roof?
The roof is the only place
that isn't taken by the authority
Uncle
Kwai
Uncle
How can you let uncle
live in such place?
It's fine
Right, it's a nice place
There was the seashore
there not long ago
And water supply from the tank
Two hours walk to the bus station
It is really an enjoyable place to live
Let's have our dinner
Go in
Where is the T.V.?
Next door
We can't just let
Robert Cheng be so vain
So?
Don't worry
I'll fix him up tonight
How is my night suit?
You must be reading too much
Insane
I have some news
Fok's is looking for office boy
& an assistant administrator
Let's go to apply
Silly boy
Wait
Robert is having three months holiday
And nobody will recognize us
We look for his mistakes
And teach him a real good lesson
Make it the end of him
Good idea
We can steal the capital money
and fool his girls
and ruin his business
You may have to spend years in jail
Go to hell
Get him broke
Don't let Amy and Uncle know about it
Thanks
Miss
I want to apply for asst. Administrator
Wait
I reserve this one for you
There are more than 3000 people
after this post
Hey, let's have a deal
If you are late for home
say that you are with me
I know you are impartial
Those poor ones
are still waiting out there
The world is unfair
How much longer do we have to wait?
We are office boys
I'm looking for an office boy
for more than 4 months
Now I hired four of them
I treat you guys in order to
welcome to join us
Sit down
Please feel free, Mr. Wong
I am so glad today
I must order the best food
Does that girl with glasses have AIDS?
Don't look, she's also known as cobra
She is our president's cousin
and secretary
She is something
Is she even more bitchy than Dorlina
She' s even more bitchy than
Ngor Fai's mother
She always talks behind people's back
All the co-workers scare her
The president must trust her a lot
Yes
He let her handle all the business
in our company
even buying toilet paper
I go to check it out
OK
It is too bad if you take this
Those are okay
Remember, we come here for destruction
Yes, ruin their virginity
They are coming
It's great
Cattle-stomach on rice
is the best already?
I've told the chef
to do something special
Whatever you like to eat
I like it to go with chili sauce
I want to put some sugar on it
It will the good to go
with salt & soy sauce
White pepper too
Will you get diarrhea?
I don't know, but this is yours
Stealing
I recognized him, he is Fo Ca Tung
Our president?
Yes
Then we don't have to search his drawer
with all this effort
I want to know what is in there
and whether he has the sense of
belonging to this company
If the drawer is empty
That means he doesn't plan to stay long
If there are lots of private stuffs
That means he will stay
as long as he can
and pay more attention on the business
That's right
Young man, why don't you go to lunch?
It saves time if I have bread here
Save some more time for studying
You are real working hard
I'm new here, I should work harder
Want some?
No thanks
you've brought a sleeping bag?
Yes, I also have toothpaste
and tooth brush
and all kinds of drugs
I am prepared for O.T.
You are interested in stock?
No, I don't have the money
I tell you something
The share prices of our firm will rise
Really? Yes
But it didn't go up for a long time
It's OK, as long as the chart indicates
Just buy some, trust me
Just buy a few shares
Good lad, you can read my mind
Do work hard
Take a good seat
You can sleep here
What is it?
What is it?
It's heard that we make robots
with some Japanese
These three look real
I don't think so
It's quite funny
Cantonese machine?
It can talk, come massage me
Come over
Massage me
Mandarin version?
You speak Mandarin?
Massage me
Just massage, don't tickle me
Massage the head
Don't tickle me
Massage the head
Go over and tickle him
Go over, but don't tickle him
No... no...
Smelly King, you are pal
Hold his hands, let them tickle him
Leave me alone, please
That's funny
You two are bastards
No, help me fix them up
What a funny game
Press the head in the stool
You deserve it
My God
Everything is broken
So what? It's our job
They must know it was us
They are not that smart
How can they know it was us?
Because we look bad
I don't look bad
Honey, when you see the 3 robots
You will admire them
If the experience works and
it becomes a hot stuff in Japan
We will be rich then
The Japanese will come at 2
it's almost time
I show you something
I tell them to move together
Watch
We have done something touchy
No
We are here to demolish
There is only demolition
I have another idea
Mr. Fok, we are in a hurry
Can we look at the robots first?
Please wait
We have some electrical problem here
and we can't show you the robots
No, the power supple is fine
Great
Nice
come out
The 3 robots have something fantastic
They have the ability to learn
You can teach him to do the house work
and serve you the best way you like
Let me demonstrate
Do as I say
Put up the left hand, right hand
Jump... dance
Hit yourself 80 times, harder...
You hit me
Mal-function, we try another day
Sorry, I am late
Go back first
For compensation
It'll be fine, director
Your robots are a mess
We are not interested
Wait till I finish my demo
They are not common robots
They are future warriors
Their main function is for security
Miss, come over
Me? Please
Thanks
When you are back home exhausted
Just press the door bell
The robot recognizes its master
it will embrace you
and massage you
And all your tiredness will be gone
If he's not living in this house
The robot, when seeing him...
Bruce Lee is amazing
Everybody, this type of robot
has some special skill
Miss, please come around
Hello, I am Mr. Fok
I'm going to get some girls tonight
Just tell Mr. Fok
Understood
Mr. Fok is having a meeting tonight
Men do work hard
What a nice thing
Great
Mr. Fok, we want 10,000 robots
It has to be fast
We need more promotion later on
Mr. Fok, what does this new guy do?
I am the office boy
Yes, he likes telling jokes
He's our senior asst administrator
I'm not, Mr. Fok
Mr. Fok said you are
Thanks, Mr. Fok
And my friends...
All the same
We sign the contract tomorrow?
Good Please
What a world, office boys in suits
Mr. Fok hires them personally
Do advise me please
Mr. Fok hires them personally
They should be closer
Do advise me please
Here is the lift I know
Which floor? 15th
You may go now
Yes sir
Brother
It is a touchy one
We have to pretend till the end
We have to learn from him
When I ask yes or no, you say yes, ok?
That's easy
May I sit down?
No seats?
I am Andy Tsui
the new assistant administrator
I know, promoting you is Mr. Fok's
biggest mistake of this year
I will try hard
There are at least 30 people like you...
say this to me each year
I hope I can change your impression
They said you should wear contact lens
What do you think?
Yes
Nonsense, I am not that kind of woman
Who cares only about the look
Of course not, otherwise Horny
I can't say it
A young man should be honest
I am not a big mouth
He said you are most charming
Horny, did you mean it?
Of course, she's the only one
He's too flamboyant
That's why I shouldn't say it
Excuse me, I have to go
Beauty
It's yours
This one is better
Sorry Miss Cher, all gone
What day is today?
Valentine's day
Why people must send flowers
on Valentine's Day?
Bad taste
Valentine's day doesn't mean
to be lovers
It also means you are someone respectful
One of the 30 hard work youths
Miss Cher, the flowers are beautiful
I told him not to send to the office
But I have too many at home
Take it out and put it just wherever
Ok
See who hasn't got any flower
and give her one
It feels bad without some flowers today
Yes
How can it be?
Michael, change the tyres for me
I have an appointment! Sorry
You bastard, don't give me a hand
If you make any mistakes
I will pay it back
Miss Cher, still here?
How nice you are still here
Help me to change the tyres
Some bastard stole my tyres
Do you have four spare tyres?
No
I can't help
Let me see
Nice idea, huh?
You help her find the tyres
he'll treat you well
Where can I find them?
Don't count me in
This's Dorlina's favourite car
We're friends, aren't we?
Fine
Thanks Andy
That's all right, Miss Cher
Just call me Feliciana
Fel... oh never mind
Cher is my Mom's family name
Really?
I should call you sister
It's not too late
But you could be younger
Don't flatter me
I think I am older
Really?
Horny is a nice guy
He gave me everything on his cars
You really don't know?
What?
He's been dreaming of loving you
When he'd first seen you...
He stopped all contacts with other women
and said he had to keep
a pure body for you
He's crazy
That's dumb
You will never choose him
Or else he's lucky
He really means it
Don't be too cruel
A little bit
Well, to be a little bit kind
I try going out with him
Are you serious? Don't tell him
I am afraid he'd be shocked
What if we go out in groups
We go to the disco together
OK, I will tell him
This's excited?
I had tried the toughest one
and now one more for me
Dorlina won't let me go out at night
Let me do it
Women have no right to decide
We pick you up now
Whom are you talking to?
Just the weather report
Wash it carefully
it is worth a few thousands
Why so expensive, you don't need it
So you don't need to
wear underwear then?
Horny, we are sorry
What?
Horny, we are sorry this time
We missed your dad at the border
The sneaker has got him
I didn't know you had a father in China
I didn't tell you before
Just don't want to let you know
his mother was a slut
The sneaker wants $50,000
Of course not
It's no good at get him here
He'll send him back if you pay
Or he'll send him here Right
Don't know this true or not
What's that?
It is an electrical chastity belt
If you are horny
It will beep
Really?
Come over and I'll tell you something
See how you can fool with the girls
Hey, that bitch hasn't come yet
Wait
Hi, handsome
Who is Andy?
Andy? Which Andy?
Who?
Not me
It doesn't exist in the world
Frank, you have to help me
I'm Robinhood, I'll try
Please help me with that Cher woman
That will be the end of me, no
What can we do then?
Do it yourself
I just have $10,000 left, all yours
You fix it up for me
$10,000 in cash
You won't help me?
I will
$10,000
I am free this time
So soon
Stay calm
Shit
Stay calm
What's the noise?
The alarm from the shop nearby
Frank, give me back $10,000
No, I will keep my words
I will settle it
Let me do it myself
Unless you give me $10,000 more
Fine, but just for today
Damn it Bo
This is Julianna
Let me introduce, he is...
Bengo
Let's talk inside
OK
Sit over there
Let get some drinks there
Good
two, thanks
Iced water
What are you doing?
Forest on fire
Dad, I'm good to you
Don't tell mom
Don't worry, I won't
I didn't tell you the affair
of your mom and the landlord
I have nothing to say
Do you really wanna try?
I don't believe you can read my mind
Those in China are better
I know what you are thinking
by touching your hand
Try
You liar, you have a wife
Don't come to see me anymore
Are you all right?
Who are you trying to avoid?
I am sorry...
You are afraid of that punk?
How do you know?
Sometime I can read people's mind
I'll help you get out of this
Good
Don't look
Go to hell
It's fine now
Thanks
No, but you can give me a ride
I don't have a car Good
Is it here? Yes
They will surely be dead
Go back and have a dance
Inside?
Yes, his aunt told me so
his father and brother are here too
That old folk, he lied to me
It's his brother's fault
Kwai would never go such a place
Don't worry, aunt
I am famous of controlling my husband
I'll get him out for you
You need a reward for the ride?
No
Are you afraid of these two women?
Yes, I owe them money
I better leave from the back door
See you
Kwai, you...
So you are really fooling around
Aunt asked me to look for you with Amy
You see what's behind you
Let's run
Wait, aunt
Do me a favour, say you didn't see me
No, I can't lie
I'll be good to you
Give me $3,000 first
I'd rather surrender
You do what I said
Okay, whatever you say...
Since we're friends, give me then
Put it on my account
Hey...
This one looks like a beggar
This one is an idiot
This one looks awful
If I were his father
I would rather have no son
Do you agree?
What did you say?
No, I meant you have a good father
who gives much such a handsome face
Tell me if you showed dad here
No, mom, no
No?
I saw Kwai was here
Kwai?
Didn't he pick up his dad
with my husband?
Why is he here?
Right
What's matter?
Go and search them out
Dorlina is coming
Mr. Rex is looking for us
I'm dead man
It's the end of my world
Which Dorlina?
His elder sister
She doesn't like him to be
with other woman
I'll give her a good lesson
That's too much
Your face is dirty
Go to toilet and clean it up
What should we do now?
Rambo
Long time no see
Streaker
What happened?
Let's carry him back home in first
Check if the old man is home
Anything else?
Horny, let's go home with him
So early?
Let's go
Are you crazy?
What's wrong with you?
Don't push that hard
Where're you going to supper
I want to make a phone call
Jesus Oh, shit
What should we do?
I've got it, come
Hurry up, don't block the way
Hey, don't talk to the phone too long
Hey, it's none of your business
What do you want, you stupid bitch
You want a fight?
I don't think you even dare to touch me
Okay, take this
Brother, he is the betrayer
Kill him
Help...
This is terrible, somebody get killed
Take his body to show the boss
You had better watch out
don't call the police
I saw nothing
My panty
Horny
Hey, we are friends!
You said you'll pick up dad
but you just stay here
for the whole night
Not yet
You look like working through the night
Young people should word hard
It's not that hard actually
Security told me that
you left 5 mins after me
I just call there
they said you just came
Anyway
you work a little bit harder than me
Yes, it's ok that you asked someone
to do the work for you
but you should copy it once more
It's too obvious if
there're different styles of writing
Good idea
What's the matter?
Mr. Lau, distance call from Mr. Cheng
Put it on
Hello
Lau Oh, ya
How are you?
You have a good time
I'll pick on him
He really want to get in Fox's
Luckily you've told me
I don't even know he is the son of Tsui
I'll come back in a few weeks
You put an eye on them
Sure...
I hired a security guard
He will watch out for them, ok?
Good
Security guard, who's that?
Mr. Fok hold a meeting with
all the executive
because he wants to introduce
his daughter
Who's just graduated and
back from Switzerland
I know
Come here, I tell you something
And, my cousin's wife get
the real power of this company
sixty percent
However, she doesn't care anything
Be a Yes-man, she likes to show off
My wife still needs
two partners for Mahjong
You and Ken play with her
Why're you still wearing your clothes?
I don't want to be sick
Or are you hiding something from us?
No, I'm clean
I can show you everything
If not so, take off the clothes
and get in the water
Come on, take it off
Take it off No
Okay! I do it for you
No...
What happen to your chest?
You really want to know? Yes
Don't you regret
Oh, real sexy
I've got hair on my chest
just like Sean Connery
All girls love me
I don't want to hurt them
So I won't show to anyone
You are so great
Let's go swimming Fine with me
Let's go together
I learned Kung Fu when
I was three years old
Karet black belt when I was seven
I challenge Bruce Lee's nanny
when I was twelve
Then I learn free-style fighting
boxing till now
But those related to swimming?
I was so busy learning them
that's why I've no time to learn swimming
I told you to give the chance to win
Never... You do it so well
I don't need to do this
You're against somebody
Nowadays
young man take money too seriously
It doesn't cost much, this's just a game
My neck is killing me
Andy, it is your turn
It's my turn
Let see if I can win
Let's see
Really this one, I got it
Where's the hair come from?
Horny is it yours?
The commercial said it's agglutinant
I've got sex disease, don't touch me
Oh, no
I worry if it is a contagious disease
Don't swim here if you got the disease
You're ridiculous
Don't swim with us
if you get the disease
Don't be angry, Miss Cher
I still love you even
you get the disease
Seven circles
Be careful, you may lose
My neck is killing me
You play it
You won the last game, let's see if
luck's still with you this time
Five circles
Match, then thousand
What happen? Itchy eyes?
Don't cheat! Young man
No
Too risky, nine bamboo
Four circuit
Match
Seven Bamboo
You junk
Don't glance over here
North
Match
Pay now
Are you crazy, this one is too risky
Let us see what you have
No need, I pay
Ma
How are you? Everybody
This is my daughter, Nicole
This is sales department manager
Mr. Lau
Manager, Mr. Shou Yu Ke
You look striking, Miss Fok
Beautiful, intellectual
I'm sorry, I don't mean that
She's not intellectual
God won't get jealous
I ask for it
Is you? You are fine
Everything all right that night?
All right
You know each other?
I suppose so
Daughter
do you know what they are thinking?
Nothing
How come?
She get super-natural power
She'll know what you think
once tough your hand
What were you thinking just now?
I think Nicole is real nice
Nicole is the one I love the most
You're great Sure
No... Why not?
We get in Fok's to destroy his business
What else is it for then?
We want to take revenge
If you go out with Nicole
that means you're running over Robert
We can do whatever we want by then
It means I have to lie to Amy?
No one knows if we don't say a word
It means we lie to Nicole
Hey, we only have a month left
If you still can't get Nicole
you can't be the executive committee
We can't take revenge once
Robert is back
It is never too late to take revenge
I must get rich by myself
Is that true?
Don't dream too much
I don't think so
I have a friend, who want to get rich
in his early twenties
He didn't go out with rich girls
And make his own effort
He almost succeeds after 15 years
and almost get rich
No, he sells richness candy
on the street
Uncle, you heard what we said?
What do you think?
You always say whatever you want
I don't know what're you talking about
Just save it
let's see if we can get her
I can't think of any plans
The atmosphere is very important
for romance
Reserve a whole restaurant
and hire a band
Scattering flowers all over
It's cost much
Today is pay-day
give me all your money
I'll do it nice for you
Bill
Where are you going?
That's him
What happened?
I bet all the money on the horse racing
Hey, you put all the money on gambling?
Everyone said the horse must win
If it loses, I chop my head off
I am going to chop you off into pieces
Revenge for our money
You hit me
So what?
Then I'm not gonna
share the money with you
Don't you know the bet that I made
Win, double, place
triple win, I got it all
I'm getting rich now
Getting rich
Come massage for me
Let's rent the whole restaurant
for a night
and have dinner with Nicole
My manager said if it is possible
Please pay the deposit first
Sure, Horny, you pay the bill
Horny, here you are
I go and check the bill
Yes
I just played cards with Bill
He said Big Mouth lose money
all the time
So we win big money
So he has a dollar and ninety cents left
You stupid jerk
So we're not gonna rent the restaurant
Then I take the flower back
No money no music
Hey, go up quickly
We play funeral music
Don't worry about it
where are the flowers?
Coming
There is pretty good
But, I can only afford it once a month
We try South Sea Chicken with rice
I treat you next time
I'm a man of the man
Show me your hand
It has no fun if you know everything
Ok, we wear gloves next time
Stop, what kind of music is it?
You don't like it
let's play another one
The flowers are very interesting
How do you like it?
How come it's only us here?
You reserve the whole restaurant?
No, no
It's over luxurious
Hey, I really don't have so much money
What happened?
What is going on?
Big Brother Shing is inside
he beats me up so bad
The fate is helping me
to take revenge for my brother
You go ask people for help
I go kill Big Brother Shing first
You call a hundred people
I call two hundreds
Don't make it big, people will get hurt
Yes
Let them be, they're doomed
Bring the guns too
Gun? Yes
Let's go
I'm just passing by
Don't go, the food there is good
Thye may not be able to get you
just go inside and sit
Please don't
We scare all the guests away
Hey, somebody's coming
What is happening here
Big Brother Shing is inside
I must revenge for my brother
You call two hundreds helpers
you call a hundred and
I call three hundreds
Go kill him now
OK
Go get a gun
Excuse me
Hey, don't walk around here
There's a war going on upstair
Let's go
Do you know who I am?
I am Marker, the younger brother of Mark
What a coincidence
I am the older brother of PC
This time we're really asking for it
Sir, this's just a joke
Yes
Yes, we're just kidding
Get lost now!
Yes, sir
Shit, let's go in
Uncle, the food here is good
Really?
Why don't you go in?
Dad
this is not old black and white movie
forcing me to be with
an American Chinese
He's much richer than Kwai
On behalf of me
just have a dinner with him once
Just once
What a coincidence
Amy is coming in
I pick it up
So familiar
So familiar
Nicole
Amy
Nicole
Who is this?
She is my primary school mate
Nicole
Amy
You know each other? Oh, no
Andy, come out quickly
I'm coming
I just can't find it
Come out
The fuse's burned out
Jesus
Amy, this's my boyfriend, Andy
How are you?
How are you?
I don't feel well
I get to go to the rest room
Go quickly...
Why all the lights are off?
Happy birthday, lady
Today is not my birthday
It may be one
of your girl friends' birthday
No, you are my only girl friend
There are more than thirty candles
You...
Though I lie to you I am twenty nine
You don't have to tease me like that
You told me to buy the birthday cake
Don't worry, I will take all the shit
I got in first, talk to you later
Don't tell Kwai I've come
Sure...
You know what to do, right?
Amy, could you be away for a while?
I'm very Ionely
You see how much he loves you
Amy is here? Oh shit
Why can't she be here?
You are her father
we are on the same boat
Why?
Kwai said that you're having dinner
with Shou Yai
And called Fan come and beat him up
Are you threatening me?
No, Fan's brought us help here
Don't you know he's a triad member?
How many people?
Don't ask! We're looking for someone
Oh, God, they're coming
What should we do, uncle?
Amy goes to rest room, quick
Amy
Amy
He is Bad Temper Fan
Hey, what a coincidence
Do you have a date with someone?
No, I want to kill someone
My best friend's wife comes here
with her boy friend
I get to kill that fucker
Please calm down
Don't you stop me
I got to kill him
He comes to kill
I don't think so
I got you, I know you
You are Amy's father?
You come with Amy?
No, I didn't come with her
What should we do?
It's OK
someone gave me wrong information
saying a fucker messed with Amy
I killed a couple people last year
I chopped one's leg off
But he still stucked with Amy
So, I chopped off his arm
Why?
I also found the man
introducing Amy to him
I took all his teeth
Uncle, I get to go
Pay the bill first
What is the matter?
Amy
No, is not
Where is that thousand dollar?
I don't know, check the bill first
I didn't eat anything
I didn't eat anything
That means we don't have to pay
let's go
That's great
It's fixed
Fan
Fan's best friend is Amy's boyfriend
Horny told us Amy went to the bathroom
No wonder I saw Horny
We better go now
No, you deal with Fan
I go and tell Amy better stay there
That's no use
So, you and Ken deal with Fan
I leave with Amy, all right?
Okay
Hurry up
It's really you
I am sorry Kwai
What a surprise, don't say a word
I am a poor men now
I don't have any money
It's ok that you like someone else
It is my dad who forced me to do so
This is the first time
Once you have the first time
second time is following
Ok, whatever you say
But I tell you, I didn't betray you
I got nothing to say
if you think you're right
Really
It's you who always lies
What about Joanna, did I forgive you?
It is my fault, I misunderstood you
I am sorry
Hey, brother
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Well, everything's fine now
Andy is very smart
Come in, I have to talk to you
What?
I heard some news
What news?
Mr. Lau gets bribed
We can fire him if we have the evidence
Fire him
How do we get the evidence?
He had Robert Cheng's support
The evidence could be in the office
Come in
He looks like dreaming
Prince Valiant
Help
Don't wake him up
She has bad breath
It is better than yours
Quick
Find it?
Yes
Which one should it be?
They're all in English
Let me see
Which one?
You bastard, go to hell
Don't wake her up
Better let her have a kiss
We are in trouble if he wakes up
I go to find the proof
Damn...
Quiet, take it easy
Pal, it is catus
You want the whole lot
Pull them out first, please
The accounts record
That's great
You deserve it
Help
I'm beaten up in both dream and reality
This firm has the potential
If we work hard
It would have a bright future
You are sick or what?
We are here to destroy
And now you want to help them
What's on your mind?
Listen to me
I have finished reading the files
It was Robert Cheng
who made us become bankrupted
I have read the information
of the Board of Directors
No one made us purge
Robert Cheng is our only enemy
He will report duty in two weeks
Do you think he will come back earlier?
Yes
Mind your words
Good boy
I'm surprised that You'd be promoted
as managers in 10 weeks
But I don't think you'd expect that
We come back 2 weeks earlier
Hell, I nearly had to lick your toes
What do you want then?
You want to resign or get fired?
Well, starting from this afternoon
I don't want to see you
in the office anymore
Mr. Vick
Yes, Manager
Keep an eye on them
they can only take away their belongings
Yes
You can find another job
I'm sure you will survive
Don't give up, you still have chances
I'll beat you
Don't you dare!
We are 2 bodies in 1 soul
What?
Stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Let's go
Don't move
Watch out, you bastard
Andy, we will support you
Robert Cheng is right
I am Tsui's second son
I don't care who you are
Since you have joined Fok's
Everything you do is
for the company's own good
Horny, I'll miss you
Me too
I'll miss you too
We have to stop Robert Cheng
We work to rule
Work to rule?
Yes, we lanuch a half-work campaign
We'll only do half of the work
What? Only half of a bowl left?
It's not cooked yet
It's only halfly-cooked
It's called the half-work campaign
I have been eating a lot of meals
Give me a cup of coffee
Mr. Cheng
Morning Mrs. Fok
Morning
Robert, what do you think?
Fire those troublemakers
Or pay them half
See who's tough
Shit What does it mean?
We should further our action
We speak half of the words
So I say shit
This's not the problem
Everybody loves Andy
We can't fire them on behalf of Andy
You are the General Manager
You have the authority
But they are the assistants
to the director
And responsible for
finance and development
Andy
They may fight back
I think we are all mature
I don't agree to close them down
I'll tell them to start all over again
Brother, do advice for me
Right, shit
What do you mean?
Say half of the sentence
Mr. Fok, if you want to hire him
You quit?
No, I welcome Mr. Tsui
Thanks
The company will be even better
if you guys work together
It's Nicole's birthday the day
after tomorrow
I want you all to come
to my villa in Lantau
Don't be late
Sure
Is Amy's birthday on the same day?
What shall me do?
Buy some flower first
Let them choose
I know
Miss, 3 dozens roses
Two bundles and two cards please
Okay
Hey Kwai, it's Amy
Nicole invites me
to a party at her villa
Our birthday is on the same day
She asks me to go with my boyfriend
Her boy friend will be there too
I said yes, and tomorrow at 9:00am
Boyfriend? Listen to me, Amy
Listen to me, Amy
Shit
For you, like it?
It'll be ready
Amy, where's your boyfriend?
He'll be late, he has something to do
Men are always like this
Where's your boyfriend?
He has to meet someone, he's coming
Make a phone call to Amy
And I'll tell Kwai
Amy, your call
We have the mobile phone
Thanks
Hello Guess who I am?
Who is that?
I know your family, your dad and mom
I give you three minutes
and guess who am I
Tell me who you are?
Hello, who's there?
What a big mosquito
My god, my contact lens
I can't see
Help me find it
Nothing
Why are you so late?
Amy, my boyfriend Andy
We've met last time, but it was dark
Good afternoon
Why Japanese?
I have to practice
Come on, dad is over there
Hello, who are you?
I am Chow Yun Fat
Horny, help me into the room
I can't see
Don't tell anyone
Daddy You are so late
I have to go out later
The Japanese are hard to deal with
We have to distinguish work and play
Just ignore them
Daddy said so, don't go
But...
I know you have learnt Kung Fu
I learnt it too, let's practise
Practice? No...
Let's try
Not bad
How can we get rid of him?
Fool him
Get a bucket of water
Your kung fu is real good
Are you all right?
I need a rest
You can, you are young
Again?
Just a while Okay
What's matter?
I have to make an important call
Let's stop
Here I am
I have lost my glasses Really?
Why are you all wet?
It's raining out there Really?
It was fine just now
It is occasional Yes
Let's go home and get the glasses
I had told Dorlina to get it for me
Dorlina?
Horny, are you all right?
End of the world
Amy, can I come in?
I'm changing clothes
Amy
What a ball
Well, my boyfriend has come
Kwai...
How are you?
How are you?
Did you see Andy? No
I look for him Fine
See if there's a hair-dryer
You're looking for me?
Yes, where have you been?
I was looking for my enemy
He made me all wet
He's Amy's boyfriend?
Amy, which Amy?
The one I saved last time
Now I regret
Her boy-friend is a real villain
He looks like me and his name is Kwai
He's fooling around with my face
Really? Yes
So?
He tricked me once and I have to revenge
So Fan is his pal
I am Fan's pal too
He said he would stay neutral
Don't worry, it'll be all right
Don't make any trouble
It's all because of you
Happy birthday
Thanks
Better to put some brandy
in the champagne
And some beer
And some rum
It'll easily get drunk
I'll be with you
Dorlina will kill me
I got you
No next time
What's wrong with you?
There are no cops around
Cops? Good idea
Police station?
This is a secret information
I know a drug trafficker Dorlina
She's coming in to Lautau
She's got a lot of heroin, right
She likes digging nose
She'll come, just keep her detained
Better have a body search too
And a thorough slaecken
I am playing a game
on radio called Bullshit
I am sorry, I have to go now
You don't believe me, you too?
Go to hell
You villain, want to get me drunk
Get you drunk?
That's the only way
So hot here, no fresh air
What are you doing, Andy?
Andy?
Thank god
Kwai, big trouble
Dorlina has got Horny
Nicole is a good drinker
I am so drunk
Drunk?
Any way to get recovered?
I have an idea
Isn't it quick?
And Robert Cheng knows we are here
and asked Mr. Vick come and fix us
We are in big trouble
Yes, a very big one actually
What is it to call us all out?
Well, it's a real ball tonight
and it's better to join together
So we asked every one out
Amy's boyfriend, Andy...
We can play card and mahjong
Then it is a real ball
Aunty, did you see my friend Dorlina
No
She disappeared after
giving me the glasses
Mummy
Nicole, where is Andy?
I don't know where he has gone
Amy, where is your boyfriend?
I don't know
Stop, please...
No
Stop fighting...
Stop...
Let's talk, don't fight
Stop
Kwai
Andy hits Kwai
Why were you fighting?
Let's have a look
Stop...
Stop
Kwai Andy
It's (Andy's Kwai) fault
Let's call the police
What're you doing? Don't come any closer
You're crazy
Give me back my pants
It may not be yours
How can I go out without pants?
So do I
Take off your pants now
Take it off No
Take it off
What happened? Listen
I am the General Manager, do what I said
How can I go out without pants?
Only if you pay
How much? $1,000
I owe you that
No credit
No, never
What are you doing? No...
I do it if you don't
Kick it off, rush in
Don't get me wrong
Mr. Tsui
Please put away the umbrella
Is it raining out there
Yes, signal number 3 is hoisted
It may change to number 8
Weather's changing so fast
I get you a cup of coffee
Thanks
I've just received some belated flowers
Let me give him a call
No need, it was a mistake
I want a happy birthday
My god, what a bad mistake
You are smart to hide this from us
But you made that big mistake
What about Amy?
Of course I have got Nicole's card
You promised you won't lie to me again
and you disappoint me
I don't want to see you anymore
Amy...
Andy
Andy or Kwai?
Whatever
I want to ask you a question
Who do you like more? Amy or I?
Tonight 7:30
Number 10 signal is hoisted
Stay home if possible
Be prepared for the typhoon
I lost everything
I'm worse, I can't go home
Dorlina will kill me
No, she can't get the premium
if she kills you
She'll ask you to commit suicide
Go to hell
It is fate
But I feel sorry for Amy
A movie says:
Love means never have to say
you're sorry
It must not be a blockbuster
Uncle told me everything
I was wrong
You should give me up
for the sake of the Tusi's
Don't be silly, I feel sorry
It's much better now
What a nice couple
Sis, you are pleasing him again
Why are you here?
To congratulate you
Love is the only thing you want
Get out, all of you
We deliver the invitation card
Robert and I are getting engaged
next week
You'll never be so lucky
My father-in-law
agreed to help you before
but now he has to think about it
You son of the bitch, go to hell
What? What?
What...
I help you
I should help myself off this
What are you doing?
It can't settle out there
What happened?
Don't worry, I go to the penthouse first
What's going on?
Will the house fall on the street?
Nonsense, to win mark six is easier
This house is tough as rock
Press it hard
Stop, help him first
It is the best thing you've ever said
Coming
Be calm, climb up
Hurry... ready?
Robert, get the two girls out
You bastard
Leave him, save them first
Kwai...
Give me your hand
You bastard, I got you at last
Where have you been for these 10 days?
Bitch
Help me to save them
The only way is to climb up there
It's ok now
No, we'll be all dead
Mind your words
What are friends for then?
Be quick
You have big butt
Better go in pairs, or we'll fall...
I didn't know that I was still strong
Try harder
My pants, they are falling
Kwai, hold me tight
Kwai, don't give up
They are pulling me up
Don't speak and save your energy
Pull me up quick
Kwai, be quick
Good, it's over now
Kwai
Let's go
Go down
Watch out Quick
Kwai
It stops raining
What happened?
Dad, Mom
Nicole
Mr. Fok, they beat me
Nicole, let's go
You nearly killed me, why should I?
I am here to ask you to calm down
I know you love Andy but not Robert
I just knew that Andy loves Amy
Andy and Amy belong together
Mr. Fok, I was wrong to hide everything
I am sorry
Don't be silly, you help us a lot
I support you to start again
Mr. Fok, what about me?
You resign tomorrow
To help us start again?
Pal, you deserve it
Beat him
No... leave me alone
Help me beat him down and
I'll give you $200,000
$200,000?
$300,000
$300,000? $300,000
Go to hell
For your medical treatment
So you know who the devil is
It feels so good to be good guy
Yes
Horny, is she your wife?
Horny
Shut up, quiet
I care about you all the time
I know if you told me so
She's my wife
But if you love me
I'll treat you very good too
Are you out of your mind?
What could I hang out with?
She's for you
Thank you
That's not too bad
You don't have the right to say
Dreams are always better than reality
Hey, Kwai
Do we let Dorina trap Horny?
We can't let Dorina torture Horny
It's really a waste
What can we do?
They're getting married today
Well, If Horny marries Dorlina
He is really in trouble
He'll be trouble
He will be exhausted
Don't be silly
Stop day-dreaming
You are right
I am not day dreaming
Let's talk to Horny
We still have time
Wait What?
There could be an ambush
Let me try
Hello...
I have got them
That was Horny, damn it
Who threw at me?
That was a naughty boy
I had told him off
Okay...
What's wrong with you?
I am burning my ex-girl friends' photos
So hot, I go washing my face
My darlings, goodbye now
Moleen, how can I burn you...
Better Maggie first, she left me
You're very good to your ex-girlfriends
Of course
I used to take one of their hairs...
when I broke up with each of them
And I have knitted a towel with the hair
A Towel?
This is made of eye-brow
Eye-brow
Where did you get these?
I lost it last night
Tell me if you love Dorlina
If not, you better hide away
And we will support you
It's very kind of you
But it's too ruthless if I leave now
If you marry her, that's the end for you
Right, so many nice girls in the world
Let's go
Go
Go
My God, Dorlina is coming
Come with me
Open up
We need $999,999.99 to open up
What? He's not a billionaire
Open up or I smash you
Let me try
What
Dorlina, don't argue today
Don't worry
your pal is a good bargainer
$99.90
What? Say $990,000.00
Through the window
But here is 24/F
Mind your words or
I'll burn up your house
Dorlina may not agree
to burn her husband
No
I've bought a $5M life insurance policy
for Horny yesterday
The money will go to me
What's up?
Her pal said to set fire
Set fire?
If there's a fire on 24/F
The highest chance to survive
is going to the roof
How high?
Go to hell
I tell you what
You have to deal with Dorlina
Me?
I pass some of my energy to you
Are you all right?
Ready
Let them in
Dorlina, I want to talk to you
Say it
I love you very much
Into the room
Oh
No, there're so many people outside
Sign it
What is it?
Sign it first
This contract says as from today
All your income
It means your total income
Which includes all sorts
will all belong to me
I've quitted my job and
started enjoying my life
It leaves 10% to me only
Wrong
The 10% goes to my parents
and my relatives
Undress yourself
Be mercy to me
What's the noise?
Dorlina is not using the drill
Turn around
Take away your hand
You can't fool around anymore
I hate you for the rest of my life
Even though you've got my body
but you can never have my heart
Look at here please
Smile, don't move
One more please
Are you insane? $200 for two?
Try your luck, the loser has to go
Go ahead You're crazy
Let's go...
$200 more
Just pick up one of the dishes
And get lost right away
What do we have?
Red bean sweet soup
Someone is having it
Go to get an orange
Have dinner at my place tomorrow night
No
Let's dine outside
No
They will ask you to give cash instead
My dad is greedy
And don't buy too many gifts
Just fruits
Don't be silly, I won't get broke
Mind your words
It may bring bad luck
Do I look better
with the contact lenses?
Look carefully
Nice
It's hard lens
Let's play the game
I don't play wine games
Come on
I don't know how to play
Don't fool me
Do you really want to play? Yes
All right
Uncle, this is my pal Robert Cheung
I have heard a lot about you Mr. Tsui
Kwai, come over
My younger brother Tsui Ting Kwai
this is Mr. Cheung
My brother is very smart
He got a MBA from HKU
That's great
Thank you
You work for Fok's
we have business deals
To be exact
it should be the Tsui's syndicate
owes us $2 million
Big business always has big loans
And when the mall in Canada
were completed
Our capital return will be quick
Robert and I are good friends
He was really poor in University
I even lent him my under
And you are after my loan?
Yes
We've got no reply for postponing...
the debt payment date
Don't talk about business tonight
And Fu and I are good friends for years
Money is nothing compare
with our friendship
That's good
Be seated
Boss, seems that Robert Cheung
is very interested in Fok's
He wants to merge
the middle size syndicate
He forced Fok Ka Tung
to make him be Deputy Director
I know he is a problem
He's real pal
If Robert wants me dead
it's the end of the world
Are you talking about me?
Robert, want to play some golf?
No, it's business
they are from the court
The court has the writ
Fok now controls
Tsui's capital
Damn it, it's not April Fool's Day
Don't fool me
It's a true, you see yourself
Good
you die really fooled me last night
This's my job
Fok's has been trying to merge you
You shouldn't owe us money
But I treat Fu as my boss
You are my brother and
I tell you the truth
And, why didn't you help me?
My brother is in trouble
My younger brother is in hospital
My Dad also needs a heart operation
So you have to many problems
I don't blame you
No, I want to tell you
I didn't help them at all
And why should I help you?
Fine
And your personal loan of $3.2M
It has expired long ago
And you are broke now
I know you have a golden toilet
Don't take it away
Go to get it Yes
Do you remember we shared underwears?
I gave you the best ones
I hate you mentioning this
But you keep saying it all the time
I am wrong, I change yours with mine
Boss, just ignore him
No, Elizabeth Tayor had sat here
I can't make it without her
No, no
Boss
Give it back to me
Give it back to me
Boss, don't be like this
Hey, what's up?
Well, Tsui's is under my control
My temporary office is Mr. Tsui's office
Come to see me now
Stop
Robert Cheng, let's wait and see
I started from the bottom
I can start again
I may be richer
You were rich when you were born
If you didn't have a rich father
You couldn't be promoted so fast
Let me tell you
I have 3 months holiday
starting tomorrow
Go to work for Fok's if you can
I'm a Deputy Director, remember
If you can come over me
I lick your toes
and run naked in Central
Go
What? What we have is true friendship
We won't work for the Fok's
I heard that you are the best friends
Yes
Good, I have the purge once for all
I give you 15 minutes to pack
or I send the security
Pal
Gee, he's sick again
Send him home first
Where can we go?
They will take over our house too
Let's send him to the hospital
See if we still have personal assets
Kwai, don't be like that
Kwai, keep calm
We have to be tough and strong
What do you want, sir?
Let me have a look
Fatty
are you going to buy something or what?
Of course, but I have to check
See if it is a nice one
I want nice ones
Pay for this one first
$1? It costs $4.00
I only ate one quarter
How can it be?
I buy some more then
Good
Which ones?
These...
The two dollar ones don't have that big
The apples are not big but your eyes
Wrap them
Hey, the mango costs $8.00 each
It's not a good one
Don't follow if it's a bad one
How do I know it's rotten or not
It may have worms in there
It smells cat shit
It's cheap stuff
$1 for two and I buy them all
You are wrong, they are nice fruit
Even though it smells cat shit
But it is juicy
I saw this costs $12.00
yesterday somewhere
You are an expert
$8 for twenty
Thanks
OK $4.00 each for you
You don't look like a rich man
Stop taking them away
Can I try it?
That's OK
But you shouldn't bring it home to try
You stole the fruit
What... I only forgot to pay
No wonder the fruits are gone everyday
You are the one stealing them
Arrest him
Don't go
Arrest him
Bastard, don't let me see you again
Mom, what's wrong with Kwai?
I think the relatives are welcoming him
I do the cooking first
Kwai, come in, I want to talk to you
When my Dad comes back later
Don't tell him that you have broken
I can't hide it
Let's wait and see
Don't smoke too much
I can't stop it
You are back Yes
That bastard tricked me
And I ended up going to
the police station
Dad, luckily I bailed you out
Or you'll be beaten up
It's your fault to let people
know I'm your dad
It should be a $1,000 bail
now it $5,000
Why turn on all the lights?
Because we become rich
What, a barstard tricked my Dad?
That bastard
It's me
Amy's boy friend is here
Yeah?
What does he do?
He's the big boss of Tsui's syndicate
Honey, go get some roast pork
Put it on the credit
Fine, I have the shark fin
and some seafood
Don't spend too much money
Where is he?
In Amy's room
The door is shut
Ask Amy to behave
Open the door, Amy
What are you doing?
Dad
What's going on?
Nothing
Having facial treatment
Yes, I am learning
I try it on him, wash it back home
My Dad, and Mr. Tsui Ting Kwai
Honey
did you see Amy and Kwai's photos?
They look good
What's wrong with you?
A big spider, did you see it?
Are you sure? Did you see it?
Let's have dinner
Come on
To enjoy to eat little
Our family has been
financially well balanced
We only spend money when it's necessary
Let me open it
What can I do for you, sir?
Is it your photo album?
I think it's you who dropped this
I didn't do it, he did it
He threw it, arrest him
Look, do I look handsome
Quite
Look at my face now
I was careless when cleaning the toilet
I was burnt by the acid
My mom cried for the whole week
and she used the herbs to cure me
Yes, I was wrong
I shouldn't throw things down the street
But don't arrest me, go get my Dad
Otherwise, my Mom would be hurt
Let him go
Don't do this next time
Remember
Sir, please take it with you
Go
Don't do this next time
Go as far as you can
It's fine now
What's the matter?
It's you, bastard
Dad
So what?
Let's talk over there
Go
Don't know what would happen
I know you are clever
the first time I saw you
Thanks
Let's eat
Okay
Help yourself
I go to get the Brandy
You don't have to
How did you settle it?
I told him I'll give him a unit
in Kowloon Tong on 32/F
And that's settled
You still have money?
No, I just fooled him
Come
That's it
Amy
do you know Kwai firm has closed down?
Who is broke?
Kwai, take it easy
We will support you
You can start all over again
So you are broke
Darling, take away all the food
You can really act
You said top floor and roof
why just roof?
The roof is the only place
that isn't taken by the authority
Uncle
Kwai
Uncle
How can you let uncle
live in such place?
It's fine
Right, it's a nice place
There was the seashore
there not long ago
And water supply from the tank
Two hours walk to the bus station
It is really an enjoyable place to live
Let's have our dinner
Go in
Where is the T.V.?
Next door
We can't just let
Robert Cheng be so vain
So?
Don't worry
I'll fix him up tonight
How is my night suit?
You must be reading too much
Insane
I have some news
Fok's is looking for office boy
& an assistant administrator
Let's go to apply
Silly boy
Wait
Robert is having three months holiday
And nobody will recognize us
We look for his mistakes
And teach him a real good lesson
Make it the end of him
Good idea
We can steal the capital money
and fool his girls
and ruin his business
You may have to spend years in jail
Go to hell
Get him broke
Don't let Amy and Uncle know about it
Thanks
Miss
I want to apply for asst. Administrator
Wait
I reserve this one for you
There are more than 3000 people
after this post
Hey, let's have a deal
If you are late for home
say that you are with me
I know you are impartial
Those poor ones
are still waiting out there
The world is unfair
How much longer do we have to wait?
We are office boys
I'm looking for an office boy
for more than 4 months
Now I hired four of them
I treat you guys in order to
welcome to join us
Sit down
Please feel free, Mr. Wong
I am so glad today
I must order the best food
Does that girl with glasses have AIDS?
Don't look, she's also known as cobra
She is our president's cousin
and secretary
She is something
Is she even more bitchy than Dorlina
She' s even more bitchy than
Ngor Fai's mother
She always talks behind people's back
All the co-workers scare her
The president must trust her a lot
Yes
He let her handle all the business
in our company
even buying toilet paper
I go to check it out
OK
It is too bad if you take this
Those are okay
Remember, we come here for destruction
Yes, ruin their virginity
They are coming
It's great
Cattle-stomach on rice
is the best already?
I've told the chef
to do something special
Whatever you like to eat
I like it to go with chili sauce
I want to put some sugar on it
It will the good to go
with salt & soy sauce
White pepper too
Will you get diarrhea?
I don't know, but this is yours
Stealing
I recognized him, he is Fo Ca Tung
Our president?
Yes
Then we don't have to search his drawer
with all this effort
I want to know what is in there
and whether he has the sense of
belonging to this company
If the drawer is empty
That means he doesn't plan to stay long
If there are lots of private stuffs
That means he will stay
as long as he can
and pay more attention on the business
That's right
Young man, why don't you go to lunch?
It saves time if I have bread here
Save some more time for studying
You are real working hard
I'm new here, I should work harder
Want some?
No thanks
you've brought a sleeping bag?
Yes, I also have toothpaste
and tooth brush
and all kinds of drugs
I am prepared for O.T.
You are interested in stock?
No, I don't have the money
I tell you something
The share prices of our firm will rise
Really? Yes
But it didn't go up for a long time
It's OK, as long as the chart indicates
Just buy some, trust me
Just buy a few shares
Good lad, you can read my mind
Do work hard
Take a good seat
You can sleep here
What is it?
What is it?
It's heard that we make robots
with some Japanese
These three look real
I don't think so
It's quite funny
Cantonese machine?
It can talk, come massage me
Come over
Massage me
Mandarin version?
You speak Mandarin?
Massage me
Just massage, don't tickle me
Massage the head
Don't tickle me
Massage the head
Go over and tickle him
Go over, but don't tickle him
No... no...
Smelly King, you are pal
Hold his hands, let them tickle him
Leave me alone, please
That's funny
You two are bastards
No, help me fix them up
What a funny game
Press the head in the stool
You deserve it
My God
Everything is broken
So what? It's our job
They must know it was us
They are not that smart
How can they know it was us?
Because we look bad
I don't look bad
Honey, when you see the 3 robots
You will admire them
If the experience works and
it becomes a hot stuff in Japan
We will be rich then
The Japanese will come at 2
it's almost time
I show you something
I tell them to move together
Watch
We have done something touchy
No
We are here to demolish
There is only demolition
I have another idea
Mr. Fok, we are in a hurry
Can we look at the robots first?
Please wait
We have some electrical problem here
and we can't show you the robots
No, the power supple is fine
Great
Nice
come out
The 3 robots have something fantastic
They have the ability to learn
You can teach him to do the house work
and serve you the best way you like
Let me demonstrate
Do as I say
Put up the left hand, right hand
Jump... dance
Hit yourself 80 times, harder...
You hit me
Mal-function, we try another day
Sorry, I am late
Go back first
For compensation
It'll be fine, director
Your robots are a mess
We are not interested
Wait till I finish my demo
They are not common robots
They are future warriors
Their main function is for security
Miss, come over
Me? Please
Thanks
When you are back home exhausted
Just press the door bell
The robot recognizes its master
it will embrace you
and massage you
And all your tiredness will be gone
If he's not living in this house
The robot, when seeing him...
Bruce Lee is amazing
Everybody, this type of robot
has some special skill
Miss, please come around
Hello, I am Mr. Fok
I'm going to get some girls tonight
Just tell Mr. Fok
Understood
Mr. Fok is having a meeting tonight
Men do work hard
What a nice thing
Great
Mr. Fok, we want 10,000 robots
It has to be fast
We need more promotion later on
Mr. Fok, what does this new guy do?
I am the office boy
Yes, he likes telling jokes
He's our senior asst administrator
I'm not, Mr. Fok
Mr. Fok said you are
Thanks, Mr. Fok
And my friends...
All the same
We sign the contract tomorrow?
Good Please
What a world, office boys in suits
Mr. Fok hires them personally
Do advise me please
Mr. Fok hires them personally
They should be closer
Do advise me please
Here is the lift I know
Which floor? 15th
You may go now
Yes sir
Brother
It is a touchy one
We have to pretend till the end
We have to learn from him
When I ask yes or no, you say yes, ok?
That's easy
May I sit down?
No seats?
I am Andy Tsui
the new assistant administrator
I know, promoting you is Mr. Fok's
biggest mistake of this year
I will try hard
There are at least 30 people like you...
say this to me each year
I hope I can change your impression
They said you should wear contact lens
What do you think?
Yes
Nonsense, I am not that kind of woman
Who cares only about the look
Of course not, otherwise Horny
I can't say it
A young man should be honest
I am not a big mouth
He said you are most charming
Horny, did you mean it?
Of course, she's the only one
He's too flamboyant
That's why I shouldn't say it
Excuse me, I have to go
Beauty
It's yours
This one is better
Sorry Miss Cher, all gone
What day is today?
Valentine's day
Why people must send flowers
on Valentine's Day?
Bad taste
Valentine's day doesn't mean
to be lovers
It also means you are someone respectful
One of the 30 hard work youths
Miss Cher, the flowers are beautiful
I told him not to send to the office
But I have too many at home
Take it out and put it just wherever
Ok
See who hasn't got any flower
and give her one
It feels bad without some flowers today
Yes
How can it be?
Michael, change the tyres for me
I have an appointment! Sorry
You bastard, don't give me a hand
If you make any mistakes
I will pay it back
Miss Cher, still here?
How nice you are still here
Help me to change the tyres
Some bastard stole my tyres
Do you have four spare tyres?
No
I can't help
Let me see
Nice idea, huh?
You help her find the tyres
he'll treat you well
Where can I find them?
Don't count me in
This's Dorlina's favourite car
We're friends, aren't we?
Fine
Thanks Andy
That's all right, Miss Cher
Just call me Feliciana
Fel... oh never mind
Cher is my Mom's family name
Really?
I should call you sister
It's not too late
But you could be younger
Don't flatter me
I think I am older
Really?
Horny is a nice guy
He gave me everything on his cars
You really don't know?
What?
He's been dreaming of loving you
When he'd first seen you...
He stopped all contacts with other women
and said he had to keep
a pure body for you
He's crazy
That's dumb
You will never choose him
Or else he's lucky
He really means it
Don't be too cruel
A little bit
Well, to be a little bit kind
I try going out with him
Are you serious? Don't tell him
I am afraid he'd be shocked
What if we go out in groups
We go to the disco together
OK, I will tell him
This's excited?
I had tried the toughest one
and now one more for me
Dorlina won't let me go out at night
Let me do it
Women have no right to decide
We pick you up now
Whom are you talking to?
Just the weather report
Wash it carefully
it is worth a few thousands
Why so expensive, you don't need it
So you don't need to
wear underwear then?
Horny, we are sorry
What?
Horny, we are sorry this time
We missed your dad at the border
The sneaker has got him
I didn't know you had a father in China
I didn't tell you before
Just don't want to let you know
his mother was a slut
The sneaker wants $50,000
Of course not
It's no good at get him here
He'll send him back if you pay
Or he'll send him here Right
Don't know this true or not
What's that?
It is an electrical chastity belt
If you are horny
It will beep
Really?
Come over and I'll tell you something
See how you can fool with the girls
Hey, that bitch hasn't come yet
Wait
Hi, handsome
Who is Andy?
Andy? Which Andy?
Who?
Not me
It doesn't exist in the world
Frank, you have to help me
I'm Robinhood, I'll try
Please help me with that Cher woman
That will be the end of me, no
What can we do then?
Do it yourself
I just have $10,000 left, all yours
You fix it up for me
$10,000 in cash
You won't help me?
I will
$10,000
I am free this time
So soon
Stay calm
Shit
Stay calm
What's the noise?
The alarm from the shop nearby
Frank, give me back $10,000
No, I will keep my words
I will settle it
Let me do it myself
Unless you give me $10,000 more
Fine, but just for today
Damn it Bo
This is Julianna
Let me introduce, he is...
Bengo
Let's talk inside
OK
Sit over there
Let get some drinks there
Good
two, thanks
Iced water
What are you doing?
Forest on fire
Dad, I'm good to you
Don't tell mom
Don't worry, I won't
I didn't tell you the affair
of your mom and the landlord
I have nothing to say
Do you really wanna try?
I don't believe you can read my mind
Those in China are better
I know what you are thinking
by touching your hand
Try
You liar, you have a wife
Don't come to see me anymore
Are you all right?
Who are you trying to avoid?
I am sorry...
You are afraid of that punk?
How do you know?
Sometime I can read people's mind
I'll help you get out of this
Good
Don't look
Go to hell
It's fine now
Thanks
No, but you can give me a ride
I don't have a car Good
Is it here? Yes
They will surely be dead
Go back and have a dance
Inside?
Yes, his aunt told me so
his father and brother are here too
That old folk, he lied to me
It's his brother's fault
Kwai would never go such a place
Don't worry, aunt
I am famous of controlling my husband
I'll get him out for you
You need a reward for the ride?
No
Are you afraid of these two women?
Yes, I owe them money
I better leave from the back door
See you
Kwai, you...
So you are really fooling around
Aunt asked me to look for you with Amy
You see what's behind you
Let's run
Wait, aunt
Do me a favour, say you didn't see me
No, I can't lie
I'll be good to you
Give me $3,000 first
I'd rather surrender
You do what I said
Okay, whatever you say...
Since we're friends, give me then
Put it on my account
Hey...
This one looks like a beggar
This one is an idiot
This one looks awful
If I were his father
I would rather have no son
Do you agree?
What did you say?
No, I meant you have a good father
who gives much such a handsome face
Tell me if you showed dad here
No, mom, no
No?
I saw Kwai was here
Kwai?
Didn't he pick up his dad
with my husband?
Why is he here?
Right
What's matter?
Go and search them out
Dorlina is coming
Mr. Rex is looking for us
I'm dead man
It's the end of my world
Which Dorlina?
His elder sister
She doesn't like him to be
with other woman
I'll give her a good lesson
That's too much
Your face is dirty
Go to toilet and clean it up
What should we do now?
Rambo
Long time no see
Streaker
What happened?
Let's carry him back home in first
Check if the old man is home
Anything else?
Horny, let's go home with him
So early?
Let's go
Are you crazy?
What's wrong with you?
Don't push that hard
Where're you going to supper
I want to make a phone call
Jesus Oh, shit
What should we do?
I've got it, come
Hurry up, don't block the way
Hey, don't talk to the phone too long
Hey, it's none of your business
What do you want, you stupid bitch
You want a fight?
I don't think you even dare to touch me
Okay, take this
Brother, he is the betrayer
Kill him
Help...
This is terrible, somebody get killed
Take his body to show the boss
You had better watch out
don't call the police
I saw nothing
My panty
Horny
Hey, we are friends!
You said you'll pick up dad
but you just stay here
for the whole night
Not yet
You look like working through the night
Young people should word hard
It's not that hard actually
Security told me that
you left 5 mins after me
I just call there
they said you just came
Anyway
you work a little bit harder than me
Yes, it's ok that you asked someone
to do the work for you
but you should copy it once more
It's too obvious if
there're different styles of writing
Good idea
What's the matter?
Mr. Lau, distance call from Mr. Cheng
Put it on
Hello
Lau Oh, ya
How are you?
You have a good time
I'll pick on him
He really want to get in Fox's
Luckily you've told me
I don't even know he is the son of Tsui
I'll come back in a few weeks
You put an eye on them
Sure...
I hired a security guard
He will watch out for them, ok?
Good
Security guard, who's that?
Mr. Fok hold a meeting with
all the executive
because he wants to introduce
his daughter
Who's just graduated and
back from Switzerland
I know
Come here, I tell you something
And, my cousin's wife get
the real power of this company
sixty percent
However, she doesn't care anything
Be a Yes-man, she likes to show off
My wife still needs
two partners for Mahjong
You and Ken play with her
Why're you still wearing your clothes?
I don't want to be sick
Or are you hiding something from us?
No, I'm clean
I can show you everything
If not so, take off the clothes
and get in the water
Come on, take it off
Take it off No
Okay! I do it for you
No...
What happen to your chest?
You really want to know? Yes
Don't you regret
Oh, real sexy
I've got hair on my chest
just like Sean Connery
All girls love me
I don't want to hurt them
So I won't show to anyone
You are so great
Let's go swimming Fine with me
Let's go together
I learned Kung Fu when
I was three years old
Karet black belt when I was seven
I challenge Bruce Lee's nanny
when I was twelve
Then I learn free-style fighting
boxing till now
But those related to swimming?
I was so busy learning them
that's why I've no time to learn swimming
I told you to give the chance to win
Never... You do it so well
I don't need to do this
You're against somebody
Nowadays
young man take money too seriously
It doesn't cost much, this's just a game
My neck is killing me
Andy, it is your turn
It's my turn
Let see if I can win
Let's see
Really this one, I got it
Where's the hair come from?
Horny is it yours?
The commercial said it's agglutinant
I've got sex disease, don't touch me
Oh, no
I worry if it is a contagious disease
Don't swim here if you got the disease
You're ridiculous
Don't swim with us
if you get the disease
Don't be angry, Miss Cher
I still love you even
you get the disease
Seven circles
Be careful, you may lose
My neck is killing me
You play it
You won the last game, let's see if
luck's still with you this time
Five circles
Match, then thousand
What happen? Itchy eyes?
Don't cheat! Young man
No
Too risky, nine bamboo
Four circuit
Match
Seven Bamboo
You junk
Don't glance over here
North
Match
Pay now
Are you crazy, this one is too risky
Let us see what you have
No need, I pay
Ma
How are you? Everybody
This is my daughter, Nicole
This is sales department manager
Mr. Lau
Manager, Mr. Shou Yu Ke
You look striking, Miss Fok
Beautiful, intellectual
I'm sorry, I don't mean that
She's not intellectual
God won't get jealous
I ask for it
Is you? You are fine
Everything all right that night?
All right
You know each other?
I suppose so
Daughter
do you know what they are thinking?
Nothing
How come?
She get super-natural power
She'll know what you think
once tough your hand
What were you thinking just now?
I think Nicole is real nice
Nicole is the one I love the most
You're great Sure
No... Why not?
We get in Fok's to destroy his business
What else is it for then?
We want to take revenge
If you go out with Nicole
that means you're running over Robert
We can do whatever we want by then
It means I have to lie to Amy?
No one knows if we don't say a word
It means we lie to Nicole
Hey, we only have a month left
If you still can't get Nicole
you can't be the executive committee
We can't take revenge once
Robert is back
It is never too late to take revenge
I must get rich by myself
Is that true?
Don't dream too much
I don't think so
I have a friend, who want to get rich
in his early twenties
He didn't go out with rich girls
And make his own effort
He almost succeeds after 15 years
and almost get rich
No, he sells richness candy
on the street
Uncle, you heard what we said?
What do you think?
You always say whatever you want
I don't know what're you talking about
Just save it
let's see if we can get her
I can't think of any plans
The atmosphere is very important
for romance
Reserve a whole restaurant
and hire a band
Scattering flowers all over
It's cost much
Today is pay-day
give me all your money
I'll do it nice for you
Bill
Where are you going?
That's him
What happened?
I bet all the money on the horse racing
Hey, you put all the money on gambling?
Everyone said the horse must win
If it loses, I chop my head off
I am going to chop you off into pieces
Revenge for our money
You hit me
So what?
Then I'm not gonna
share the money with you
Don't you know the bet that I made
Win, double, place
triple win, I got it all
I'm getting rich now
Getting rich
Come massage for me
Let's rent the whole restaurant
for a night
and have dinner with Nicole
My manager said if it is possible
Please pay the deposit first
Sure, Horny, you pay the bill
Horny, here you are
I go and check the bill
Yes
I just played cards with Bill
He said Big Mouth lose money
all the time
So we win big money
So he has a dollar and ninety cents left
You stupid jerk
So we're not gonna rent the restaurant
Then I take the flower back
No money no music
Hey, go up quickly
We play funeral music
Don't worry about it
where are the flowers?
Coming
There is pretty good
But, I can only afford it once a month
We try South Sea Chicken with rice
I treat you next time
I'm a man of the man
Show me your hand
It has no fun if you know everything
Ok, we wear gloves next time
Stop, what kind of music is it?
You don't like it
let's play another one
The flowers are very interesting
How do you like it?
How come it's only us here?
You reserve the whole restaurant?
No, no
It's over luxurious
Hey, I really don't have so much money
What happened?
What is going on?
Big Brother Shing is inside
he beats me up so bad
The fate is helping me
to take revenge for my brother
You go ask people for help
I go kill Big Brother Shing first
You call a hundred people
I call two hundreds
Don't make it big, people will get hurt
Yes
Let them be, they're doomed
Bring the guns too
Gun? Yes
Let's go
I'm just passing by
Don't go, the food there is good
Thye may not be able to get you
just go inside and sit
Please don't
We scare all the guests away
Hey, somebody's coming
What is happening here
Big Brother Shing is inside
I must revenge for my brother
You call two hundreds helpers
you call a hundred and
I call three hundreds
Go kill him now
OK
Go get a gun
Excuse me
Hey, don't walk around here
There's a war going on upstair
Let's go
Do you know who I am?
I am Marker, the younger brother of Mark
What a coincidence
I am the older brother of PC
This time we're really asking for it
Sir, this's just a joke
Yes
Yes, we're just kidding
Get lost now!
Yes, sir
Shit, let's go in
Uncle, the food here is good
Really?
Why don't you go in?
Dad
this is not old black and white movie
forcing me to be with
an American Chinese
He's much richer than Kwai
On behalf of me
just have a dinner with him once
Just once
What a coincidence
Amy is coming in
I pick it up
So familiar
So familiar
Nicole
Amy
Nicole
Who is this?
She is my primary school mate
Nicole
Amy
You know each other? Oh, no
Andy, come out quickly
I'm coming
I just can't find it
Come out
The fuse's burned out
Jesus
Amy, this's my boyfriend, Andy
How are you?
How are you?
I don't feel well
I get to go to the rest room
Go quickly...
Why all the lights are off?
Happy birthday, lady
Today is not my birthday
It may be one
of your girl friends' birthday
No, you are my only girl friend
There are more than thirty candles
You...
Though I lie to you I am twenty nine
You don't have to tease me like that
You told me to buy the birthday cake
Don't worry, I will take all the shit
I got in first, talk to you later
Don't tell Kwai I've come
Sure...
You know what to do, right?
Amy, could you be away for a while?
I'm very Ionely
You see how much he loves you
Amy is here? Oh shit
Why can't she be here?
You are her father
we are on the same boat
Why?
Kwai said that you're having dinner
with Shou Yai
And called Fan come and beat him up
Are you threatening me?
No, Fan's brought us help here
Don't you know he's a triad member?
How many people?
Don't ask! We're looking for someone
Oh, God, they're coming
What should we do, uncle?
Amy goes to rest room, quick
Amy
Amy
He is Bad Temper Fan
Hey, what a coincidence
Do you have a date with someone?
No, I want to kill someone
My best friend's wife comes here
with her boy friend
I get to kill that fucker
Please calm down
Don't you stop me
I got to kill him
He comes to kill
I don't think so
I got you, I know you
You are Amy's father?
You come with Amy?
No, I didn't come with her
What should we do?
It's OK
someone gave me wrong information
saying a fucker messed with Amy
I killed a couple people last year
I chopped one's leg off
But he still stucked with Amy
So, I chopped off his arm
Why?
I also found the man
introducing Amy to him
I took all his teeth
Uncle, I get to go
Pay the bill first
What is the matter?
Amy
No, is not
Where is that thousand dollar?
I don't know, check the bill first
I didn't eat anything
I didn't eat anything
That means we don't have to pay
let's go
That's great
It's fixed
Fan
Fan's best friend is Amy's boyfriend
Horny told us Amy went to the bathroom
No wonder I saw Horny
We better go now
No, you deal with Fan
I go and tell Amy better stay there
That's no use
So, you and Ken deal with Fan
I leave with Amy, all right?
Okay
Hurry up
It's really you
I am sorry Kwai
What a surprise, don't say a word
I am a poor men now
I don't have any money
It's ok that you like someone else
It is my dad who forced me to do so
This is the first time
Once you have the first time
second time is following
Ok, whatever you say
But I tell you, I didn't betray you
I got nothing to say
if you think you're right
Really
It's you who always lies
What about Joanna, did I forgive you?
It is my fault, I misunderstood you
I am sorry
Hey, brother
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Well, everything's fine now
Andy is very smart
Come in, I have to talk to you
What?
I heard some news
What news?
Mr. Lau gets bribed
We can fire him if we have the evidence
Fire him
How do we get the evidence?
He had Robert Cheng's support
The evidence could be in the office
Come in
He looks like dreaming
Prince Valiant
Help
Don't wake him up
She has bad breath
It is better than yours
Quick
Find it?
Yes
Which one should it be?
They're all in English
Let me see
Which one?
You bastard, go to hell
Don't wake her up
Better let her have a kiss
We are in trouble if he wakes up
I go to find the proof
Damn...
Quiet, take it easy
Pal, it is catus
You want the whole lot
Pull them out first, please
The accounts record
That's great
You deserve it
Help
I'm beaten up in both dream and reality
This firm has the potential
If we work hard
It would have a bright future
You are sick or what?
We are here to destroy
And now you want to help them
What's on your mind?
Listen to me
I have finished reading the files
It was Robert Cheng
who made us become bankrupted
I have read the information
of the Board of Directors
No one made us purge
Robert Cheng is our only enemy
He will report duty in two weeks
Do you think he will come back earlier?
Yes
Mind your words
Good boy
I'm surprised that You'd be promoted
as managers in 10 weeks
But I don't think you'd expect that
We come back 2 weeks earlier
Hell, I nearly had to lick your toes
What do you want then?
You want to resign or get fired?
Well, starting from this afternoon
I don't want to see you
in the office anymore
Mr. Vick
Yes, Manager
Keep an eye on them
they can only take away their belongings
Yes
You can find another job
I'm sure you will survive
Don't give up, you still have chances
I'll beat you
Don't you dare!
We are 2 bodies in 1 soul
What?
Stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Let's go
Don't move
Watch out, you bastard
Andy, we will support you
Robert Cheng is right
I am Tsui's second son
I don't care who you are
Since you have joined Fok's
Everything you do is
for the company's own good
Horny, I'll miss you
Me too
I'll miss you too
We have to stop Robert Cheng
We work to rule
Work to rule?
Yes, we lanuch a half-work campaign
We'll only do half of the work
What? Only half of a bowl left?
It's not cooked yet
It's only halfly-cooked
It's called the half-work campaign
I have been eating a lot of meals
Give me a cup of coffee
Mr. Cheng
Morning Mrs. Fok
Morning
Robert, what do you think?
Fire those troublemakers
Or pay them half
See who's tough
Shit What does it mean?
We should further our action
We speak half of the words
So I say shit
This's not the problem
Everybody loves Andy
We can't fire them on behalf of Andy
You are the General Manager
You have the authority
But they are the assistants
to the director
And responsible for
finance and development
Andy
They may fight back
I think we are all mature
I don't agree to close them down
I'll tell them to start all over again
Brother, do advice for me
Right, shit
What do you mean?
Say half of the sentence
Mr. Fok, if you want to hire him
You quit?
No, I welcome Mr. Tsui
Thanks
The company will be even better
if you guys work together
It's Nicole's birthday the day
after tomorrow
I want you all to come
to my villa in Lantau
Don't be late
Sure
Is Amy's birthday on the same day?
What shall me do?
Buy some flower first
Let them choose
I know
Miss, 3 dozens roses
Two bundles and two cards please
Okay
Hey Kwai, it's Amy
Nicole invites me
to a party at her villa
Our birthday is on the same day
She asks me to go with my boyfriend
Her boy friend will be there too
I said yes, and tomorrow at 9:00am
Boyfriend? Listen to me, Amy
Listen to me, Amy
Shit
For you, like it?
It'll be ready
Amy, where's your boyfriend?
He'll be late, he has something to do
Men are always like this
Where's your boyfriend?
He has to meet someone, he's coming
Make a phone call to Amy
And I'll tell Kwai
Amy, your call
We have the mobile phone
Thanks
Hello Guess who I am?
Who is that?
I know your family, your dad and mom
I give you three minutes
and guess who am I
Tell me who you are?
Hello, who's there?
What a big mosquito
My god, my contact lens
I can't see
Help me find it
Nothing
Why are you so late?
Amy, my boyfriend Andy
We've met last time, but it was dark
Good afternoon
Why Japanese?
I have to practice
Come on, dad is over there
Hello, who are you?
I am Chow Yun Fat
Horny, help me into the room
I can't see
Don't tell anyone
Daddy You are so late
I have to go out later
The Japanese are hard to deal with
We have to distinguish work and play
Just ignore them
Daddy said so, don't go
But...
I know you have learnt Kung Fu
I learnt it too, let's practise
Practice? No...
Let's try
Not bad
How can we get rid of him?
Fool him
Get a bucket of water
Your kung fu is real good
Are you all right?
I need a rest
You can, you are young
Again?
Just a while Okay
What's matter?
I have to make an important call
Let's stop
Here I am
I have lost my glasses Really?
Why are you all wet?
It's raining out there Really?
It was fine just now
It is occasional Yes
Let's go home and get the glasses
I had told Dorlina to get it for me
Dorlina?
Horny, are you all right?
End of the world
Amy, can I come in?
I'm changing clothes
Amy
What a ball
Well, my boyfriend has come
Kwai...
How are you?
How are you?
Did you see Andy? No
I look for him Fine
See if there's a hair-dryer
You're looking for me?
Yes, where have you been?
I was looking for my enemy
He made me all wet
He's Amy's boyfriend?
Amy, which Amy?
The one I saved last time
Now I regret
Her boy-friend is a real villain
He looks like me and his name is Kwai
He's fooling around with my face
Really? Yes
So?
He tricked me once and I have to revenge
So Fan is his pal
I am Fan's pal too
He said he would stay neutral
Don't worry, it'll be all right
Don't make any trouble
It's all because of you
Happy birthday
Thanks
Better to put some brandy
in the champagne
And some beer
And some rum
It'll easily get drunk
I'll be with you
Dorlina will kill me
I got you
No next time
What's wrong with you?
There are no cops around
Cops? Good idea
Police station?
This is a secret information
I know a drug trafficker Dorlina
She's coming in to Lautau
She's got a lot of heroin, right
She likes digging nose
She'll come, just keep her detained
Better have a body search too
And a thorough slaecken
I am playing a game
on radio called Bullshit
I am sorry, I have to go now
You don't believe me, you too?
Go to hell
You villain, want to get me drunk
Get you drunk?
That's the only way
So hot here, no fresh air
What are you doing, Andy?
Andy?
Thank god
Kwai, big trouble
Dorlina has got Horny
Nicole is a good drinker
I am so drunk
Drunk?
Any way to get recovered?
I have an idea
Isn't it quick?
And Robert Cheng knows we are here
and asked Mr. Vick come and fix us
We are in big trouble
Yes, a very big one actually
What is it to call us all out?
Well, it's a real ball tonight
and it's better to join together
So we asked every one out
Amy's boyfriend, Andy...
We can play card and mahjong
Then it is a real ball
Aunty, did you see my friend Dorlina
No
She disappeared after
giving me the glasses
Mummy
Nicole, where is Andy?
I don't know where he has gone
Amy, where is your boyfriend?
I don't know
Stop, please...
No
Stop fighting...
Stop...
Let's talk, don't fight
Stop
Kwai
Andy hits Kwai
Why were you fighting?
Let's have a look
Stop...
Stop
Kwai Andy
It's (Andy's Kwai) fault
Let's call the police
What're you doing? Don't come any closer
You're crazy
Give me back my pants
It may not be yours
How can I go out without pants?
So do I
Take off your pants now
Take it off No
Take it off
What happened? Listen
I am the General Manager, do what I said
How can I go out without pants?
Only if you pay
How much? $1,000
I owe you that
No credit
No, never
What are you doing? No...
I do it if you don't
Kick it off, rush in
Don't get me wrong
Mr. Tsui
Please put away the umbrella
Is it raining out there
Yes, signal number 3 is hoisted
It may change to number 8
Weather's changing so fast
I get you a cup of coffee
Thanks
I've just received some belated flowers
Let me give him a call
No need, it was a mistake
I want a happy birthday
My god, what a bad mistake
You are smart to hide this from us
But you made that big mistake
What about Amy?
Of course I have got Nicole's card
You promised you won't lie to me again
and you disappoint me
I don't want to see you anymore
Amy...
Andy
Andy or Kwai?
Whatever
I want to ask you a question
Who do you like more? Amy or I?
Tonight 7:30
Number 10 signal is hoisted
Stay home if possible
Be prepared for the typhoon
I lost everything
I'm worse, I can't go home
Dorlina will kill me
No, she can't get the premium
if she kills you
She'll ask you to commit suicide
Go to hell
It is fate
But I feel sorry for Amy
A movie says:
Love means never have to say
you're sorry
It must not be a blockbuster
Uncle told me everything
I was wrong
You should give me up
for the sake of the Tusi's
Don't be silly, I feel sorry
It's much better now
What a nice couple
Sis, you are pleasing him again
Why are you here?
To congratulate you
Love is the only thing you want
Get out, all of you
We deliver the invitation card
Robert and I are getting engaged
next week
You'll never be so lucky
My father-in-law
agreed to help you before
but now he has to think about it
You son of the bitch, go to hell
What? What?
What...
I help you
I should help myself off this
What are you doing?
It can't settle out there
What happened?
Don't worry, I go to the penthouse first
What's going on?
Will the house fall on the street?
Nonsense, to win mark six is easier
This house is tough as rock
Press it hard
Stop, help him first
It is the best thing you've ever said
Coming
Be calm, climb up
Hurry... ready?
Robert, get the two girls out
You bastard
Leave him, save them first
Kwai...
Give me your hand
You bastard, I got you at last
Where have you been for these 10 days?
Bitch
Help me to save them
The only way is to climb up there
It's ok now
No, we'll be all dead
Mind your words
What are friends for then?
Be quick
You have big butt
Better go in pairs, or we'll fall...
I didn't know that I was still strong
Try harder
My pants, they are falling
Kwai, hold me tight
Kwai, don't give up
They are pulling me up
Don't speak and save your energy
Pull me up quick
Kwai, be quick
Good, it's over now
Kwai
Let's go
Go down
Watch out Quick
Kwai
It stops raining
What happened?
Dad, Mom
Nicole
Mr. Fok, they beat me
Nicole, let's go
You nearly killed me, why should I?
I am here to ask you to calm down
I know you love Andy but not Robert
I just knew that Andy loves Amy
Andy and Amy belong together
Mr. Fok, I was wrong to hide everything
I am sorry
Don't be silly, you help us a lot
I support you to start again
Mr. Fok, what about me?
You resign tomorrow
To help us start again?
Pal, you deserve it
Beat him
No... leave me alone
Help me beat him down and
I'll give you $200,000
$200,000?
$300,000
$300,000? $300,000
Go to hell
For your medical treatment
So you know who the devil is
It feels so good to be good guy
Yes
Horny, is she your wife?
Horny
Shut up, quiet
I care about you all the time
I know if you told me so
She's my wife
But if you love me
I'll treat you very good too
Are you out of your mind?
What could I hang out with?
She's for you
Thank you
That's not too bad
You don't have the right to say
Dreams are always better than reality