Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance (2006) s01e01 Episode Script
Webisode 1
Here you go.
Thanks.
One more for the road? Keep out the cold and wet.
Oh, no, not for me.
Curfew's in 20 minutes, the sun's going down even quicker and the last thing I want to do is spend the night in a Cylon jail cell.
Cylons show up to help us, first thing they do is build a jail.
He's so beautiful.
You two should have one.
We're working on that.
Okay.
Great work if you can get it.
Thanks, bye.
Bye, be safe.
We need to find you a lady, buddy, you're starting to walk funny.
Hey, if Nora has a sister, I'm there.
Sorry, I can't help you.
Story of my life.
Oh, no, no, no.
We quit.
If we're going to have a baby we've got to clean up our act.
Did you hear about Longo? No.
What? Toasters got him.
They found his weapons stash.
TlGH: Do you think Duck will bite? Jammer's finding out right now.
The Cylons didn't get them all.
Longo had these hidden under his latrine.
This is all that's left? This is frakking pathetic.
If this keeps up, we'll have nothing but rocks left to throw at the bastards.
Yeah, and nobody to throw them.
They shot him in cold blood? Toasters claim when they found his stash he was reaching for his gun.
What? Charlie's not that stupid.
Those frakkers murdered him.
Gods.
Poor Charlie.
NORA: Hiding weapons in his tent.
What does he expect? And now they want us to do their dirty work for them.
Are you kidding me? New Caprica Police? What a bunch of crap.
Some people say it's a good thing.
What? Get the Centurions off the streets and let us patrol them ourselves.
Maybe Charlie would still be alive if they had human Oh, no, no, no, no.
No matter how you try to swing this, you work for the toasters, it's treason.
That's it.
Let's go.
Oh, hell.
I forgot my hat back at the Chief's.
I'll see you later.
All right.
See you, man.
Yeah.
What do you think about him being a godfather? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
It's bed time.
Adama's not going to have a hope in hell of getting us off this rock if we don't put together an effective fighting force.
I'm going to have to keep these here until we find a better hiding place.
Colonel, I got a wife, a newborn, I can't We'll move them as soon as we can.
Well? Duck hates the toasters, no doubt about that.
He's also an ex-Viper jock with 40 kills.
Talk to him, make him understand that we need him.
Throw in some poetic crap about the struggle for liberty against the Cylon oppressors, whatever it takes.
We need more people, or this resistance movement is gonna die in its crib.
Thanks.
One more for the road? Keep out the cold and wet.
Oh, no, not for me.
Curfew's in 20 minutes, the sun's going down even quicker and the last thing I want to do is spend the night in a Cylon jail cell.
Cylons show up to help us, first thing they do is build a jail.
He's so beautiful.
You two should have one.
We're working on that.
Okay.
Great work if you can get it.
Thanks, bye.
Bye, be safe.
We need to find you a lady, buddy, you're starting to walk funny.
Hey, if Nora has a sister, I'm there.
Sorry, I can't help you.
Story of my life.
Oh, no, no, no.
We quit.
If we're going to have a baby we've got to clean up our act.
Did you hear about Longo? No.
What? Toasters got him.
They found his weapons stash.
TlGH: Do you think Duck will bite? Jammer's finding out right now.
The Cylons didn't get them all.
Longo had these hidden under his latrine.
This is all that's left? This is frakking pathetic.
If this keeps up, we'll have nothing but rocks left to throw at the bastards.
Yeah, and nobody to throw them.
They shot him in cold blood? Toasters claim when they found his stash he was reaching for his gun.
What? Charlie's not that stupid.
Those frakkers murdered him.
Gods.
Poor Charlie.
NORA: Hiding weapons in his tent.
What does he expect? And now they want us to do their dirty work for them.
Are you kidding me? New Caprica Police? What a bunch of crap.
Some people say it's a good thing.
What? Get the Centurions off the streets and let us patrol them ourselves.
Maybe Charlie would still be alive if they had human Oh, no, no, no, no.
No matter how you try to swing this, you work for the toasters, it's treason.
That's it.
Let's go.
Oh, hell.
I forgot my hat back at the Chief's.
I'll see you later.
All right.
See you, man.
Yeah.
What do you think about him being a godfather? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
It's bed time.
Adama's not going to have a hope in hell of getting us off this rock if we don't put together an effective fighting force.
I'm going to have to keep these here until we find a better hiding place.
Colonel, I got a wife, a newborn, I can't We'll move them as soon as we can.
Well? Duck hates the toasters, no doubt about that.
He's also an ex-Viper jock with 40 kills.
Talk to him, make him understand that we need him.
Throw in some poetic crap about the struggle for liberty against the Cylon oppressors, whatever it takes.
We need more people, or this resistance movement is gonna die in its crib.