Bekaaboo (2019) s01e01 Episode Script

[Kashti moaning]
Yeah baby! Yes.
Life might have screwed you
several times.
But have you ever seen that live?
- [Kashti moaning]
- Look at me.
- Yeah! - This is how my life
is screwing me.
- [Kisses]
- It doesn't seem so, right?
Even I didn't feel so.
I was just a day away
from getting engaged
to the woman of my dreams.
- Anaysha.
- Oh, yeah.
[Train arriving]
- The problem is that
- [Moaning]
this was not Anaysha.
[Title Montage]
'Hyderabad'
[Car approaching]
My name is Kiyan Roy.
And I am an erotica writer.
- I am touring India with
my first book. - [Door opens]
Coolest thing ever.
Yes, but I will surely say
Fame, grandeur,
money has its own place.
But I get the real kick
when they call me this.
Best selling author.
[Applause]
Is this your imagination
or experience?
I will be honest with you.
- All this is experience.
- [Laughs]
One question please.
[Camera clicking]
[Door opens]
When someone is playing
with your balls, it is fun.
But it is also very dangerous.
One such obsessed fan
was doing the same with me.
Gifts, paper cuttings and whatnot.
But
But she even reached my room today.
My balls are definitely in danger.
Like all twisted stories even
this story starts with a mystery.
A mysterious girl was after me.
And my life was about to change.
Black. Suits. You.
'Mumbai'
[Car halts]
- [Kiyan] Thanks for the ride.
- [Car door opens]
- [Man 1] Okay, bye.
- See you tomorrow.
- [Man 1] Bye. See you tomorrow.
- [Car door closes]
[Car leaves]
- [Sumit] Hi, Kiyan.
- [Kiyan] Hi, Sumit!
- [Kiyan] How are you?
- I am fine.
[Bell rings]
[Door opens]
[Bell rings]
'Kiyan & Anaysha'
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
Mmm.
Shhh.
[Kisses]
I am hungry.
[Kiyan moans]
Hungry?
Hungry for brownies.
[Kisses] And horny for you.
You don't want my brownies.
You don't want my brownies.
You just want to get
into my panties, right?
Wrong.
- Come here.
- [Giggling]
[Kisses]
And this is Anaysha.
My better half.
But sometimes she also
becomes my bitter half.
But our relationship goes on.
Sometimes, it goes with ease.
And other times, we struggle.
[Anaysha moans]
[Giggling]
[Anaysha] What are we celebrating?
[Camera clicking]
Anaysha,
do you want us to get killed?
Come on, guys. Hurry up.
- If I get caught, I will take
your name. I swear. - Stop it.
- Then come to better use.
- [Kisses]
[Giggling]
[Sniffing]
[Moaning]
Kiyan.
Kiyan.
Oh my God! Kiyan.
Kiyan. Kiyan.
Oh wow.
Stop it. You are hurting me.
[Both sighing]
I go mad when I see you.
I am so sorry, babe.
I don't know
I get mad when I see you.
You know I love you, right?
Come here, Kiyan. Just hold me.
You used to be so wild in college.
You used to be so gentle.
Men forget everything in love.
Girls remember everything.
The difference between
the two sometimes
makes the relationship intense.
And sometimes
it makes it a little strange.
[Doorbell rings]
I will just be back.
'N-C-I-U-E-U-N-P'
[Anaysha] Who is it, Kiyan?
Please come back.
Yes. It might be some kid.
I am coming.
[Anaysha] It will be better
if you just come here.
[Kiyan] See you in Pune.
What the fk!
How did she know?
'C U IN PUNE'
'Pune'
Such expensive alcohol.
This miracle of nature
is called Varun.
My manager, good friend,
and Mumbai's unluckiest pervert.
Bro, there might be
a wine shop downstairs.
I will get the alcohol from there.
This is
That's why you are
still a virgin, ale.
You must be saying
the same thing when you see a girl.
I will have to work very hard
with you.
I will do it on my own.
[Giggling]
This is Natasha.
My publisher and my right hand
in my business.
The way a demon keeps his life
in a parrot.
Similarly, her life
is stuck to her maid, Lata.
You have got so many girls
because of me.
And you are screwing with me, bro.
- Guys! It's Lata.
- [Door bell rings]
[Door opens]
Did you order this?
Let it in. Someone
might have ordered it.
It's food after all.
[Varun] I was so hungry.
I could have done anything.
Thank you so much, bro.
[Kisses] This is like
This is beauty, bro.
Finish eating.
We need to talk about pain
and pleasure.
- [Natasha] Kiyan. All okay?
- Yes.
- Don't you want to eat?
- You all eat first.
Anyway listen.
Tomorrow, tease the press
a little at the press conference
about your stalker idea. Okay?
She doesn't know about my stalker.
And I haven't worked
on the next book yet.
Life is screwing with me.
So, I might as well sell its story.
I have an idea.
- What?
- How about an author
who is getting stalked by
his fan?
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
[Kashti] For dessert,
I would suggest chocolate mousse.
But we won't be able to enjoy it
from a plate properly.
How about you lick it off my
Who the fk is this?
Kashti.
And I am one hell of a fk.
Listen.
You won't get what you want.
So, stop it right now.
I wish you knew what
I want to do with you.
Then you would have been
chasing me right now.
I don't chase anyone.
- All okay?
- Yeah.
Look sir, you have sent it
to the wrong room. Okay?
They are losers.
They have sent
someone else's order to us.
Anyway, just excuse me
for a second, okay?
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
[Phone beeping]
Hello, reception?
[Man 2] Reception.
How can I help you?
Yes, a phone call was made
to Room 503 right now.
Where did it come from?
[Man 2] One moment please.
Room number 505.
It's on the same floor as yours.
'505'
[Door opens]
'FYI, I made you chase me
Mr. bestselling author'
'Now be my prize
Come to club Oasis'
Fk.
I can't do this, man.
(Bell rings)
[Lift door opens]
[Bell rings]
[Lift door closes]
- It's a dream.
- [Laughs]
Who was she?
She was not only playing
with an author's mind.
In fact, she was
almost controlling me.
And this was not an ordinary feat.
I was calling her a stalker
and I was myself behaving
like a stalker.
- I just wanted to catch a glimpse
of her somehow. - [Laughs]
'Ana - Wassup babe?'
'You still up?'
'Can't wait to be back'
[Song playing]
'I know what you like'
'Would you like this?'
'Some pain and some pressure?'
'Come to the parking lot'
[Kashti knocking] Help.
Help please. Can you please help?
Can you please open the door?
- [Kashti] Can you open it?
- What's wrong?
I am not able to open it.
Please open it from outside.
I cannot hear you.
Open the door from outside, please.
I can't open it.
- [Kashti] I am stuck.
- Yeah. One Give me one second.
Please.
[Car door opens]
You okay?
Oh Fk.
[Kiyan sucks teeth]
[Kiyan] Stay away. Fk!
Come. Get in here.
[Kashti giggling]
- [Kiyan] What are you doing?
- Don't worry, baby.
You wanted this, right?
Mr. Bestselling author.
[Both moaning]
[Kisses]
Once there was a king.
[Kashti moaning]
And there was a queen.
And then came a bh.
[Moaning]
And then started a new story.
[Kashti laughing]
[Theme music playing]