Cocaine Sisters (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

Hey, baby.
You ready?
You ready?
I can't tie this tie.
What'd you say? I'm sorry.
How do I tie this tie?
There you go.
When you can't do something, you ask how.
Come here. Okay.
First you wrap it.
Wrap it again.
Pull it through
and pull it through
and adjust.
Thanks, mom.
Why'd you do that?
Because until you do it yourself, you don't know how.
Now, tie the tie.
First you wrap it, and you wrap it.
Pull it through.
Pull it through and adjust.
Grandmother invites to our house.
I spent a lot of money on this party, and you ain't hiding your room.
What gives?
Mom's teaching me how to tie my tie.
And we look great, baby.
Let's go party.
Can I get a moment with my son
real quick before all the hoopla?
Sure.
I'll go see if Nana has the cake ready.
I got something for you.
Have a seat.
There you go.
What's this?
Open it.
It's your grandfather's watch.
And now I'm giving it to you.
There you go.
I wish I could have met Granddad.
I wish you could have, too, Son.
Something I had left that he gave me other than love.
Now I'm giving it to you.
Thank you, dad.
I'm proud of you.
For what?
For stepping up to the plate years ago,
I stayed with Nana, and that was okay.
But there's nothing like living with your dad.
I couldn't stand being away from you and your mother.
But I did what I had to do.
Became the best Cadillac salesman in all of California.
Maybe even the US.
I got them rich white kids.
All the school jealous of me.
Focus on that expensive as education
and not what people think.
Okay, dad.
I'll tell all my friends at school that when you
see a Cadillac on the road my daddy sold that.
Well, not all of them.
That's it, dad.
Be humble.
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
No.
What?
Just be you when you grow up.
Don't chase the shiny things.
But everyone out there looks up to you.
That's what I want when I grow up.
Son, don't be like me when you grow up, all right?
Why not, dad?
Because everything that glitters, it ain't gold.
All right, come on.
It's a birthday, man.
Got a big party downstairs. Let's go.
Big boy. Big boy.
We've been running surveillance on this idiot
for four months now, its wearing me out.
Why can't these niggers just learn
how to make an honest
Chill with that nigger shit.
I don't need you getting another suspension.
Swipe at darkie for three months because they already
wrote your ass up for that shit.
Darkie is better than nigger.
Yeah, it's supposed to be more politically correct.
I read that on a Re-elect Trump site.
Whatever.
Darkie, nigger, coon, bust his ass.
It'll teach his little darkie not
to end up like his darkie dad.
You got issues.
Least I didn't mind.
Hey, nephew.
Someone wants to wish you a happy birthday.
Thanks, Uncle Jaime.
I hope you hit a home run in your baseball game today.
See you later.
May I have the first dance with birthday boy?
Cute.
Hey, babe, go get your grandmother off the grill.
Tell her it's picture time.
That's cute.
So cute.
Now, where's my hunk of a man?
Girl, you got it bad.
And you will, too, one day,
if you play your cards right.
I'll be right back.
Deon!
You're moving a lot of weight, Deon.
What are me and the crew supposed to do
if something happens to you.
What do you mean?
I mean, it's how I support my family.
If something happens to you,
how do I get in contact with the plug
so we can keep taking care of our families?
That's what I've been wanting to talk to you about.
I want to set that up for you today.
Hey, y'all, you don't mind if I
borrow my man for a minute?
You get him all week and most weekends at the car lot.
He's all yours, Alani.
We'll finish up later.
That's good news for you, man.
How do I look?
A day over 30.
You know I can't resist the man with charm.
all right, y'all.
Come on, let's take some pictures.
Beautiful.
They make money, make money,
make money, make money, make money.
Okay, keep your eyes open.
Jayden, babe.
You, too, Nana.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Yes, silly pose.
Good.
Yes, beautiful.
That's enough pictures. I'm tired.
Take more pictures later.
Wow, look at him.
When I adopted you, I never thought
you'd give me such a handsome grandson.
Nana, you're embarrassing me.
Well, you are.
And you, Deon.
I'm so proud of you.
Your father had me worried there for a moment.
Why, Nana?
Let's just say he had us all a little worried.
But look at him.
You're a proud, upstanding pillar of the community.
Oh, by the way, the church wanted me
to thank you for helping that family.
That was the father was lost in the fire.
Yeah, he would do the same.
I also told you if I ever took a
Alani out, I'd always take care of your little girl.
I'm glad you finally lived up to that promise.
Okay, I got to get more food for the guests.
Jayden, come help me.
You two catch up.
I'm going to go say hi to the rest of the guests.
Susan hey.
And to think I almost wrote yo ass off.
I mean you, the manager of one of
the top selling car dealerships in the city.
Who would have ever thunk it?
I'm just a man 'cause you didn't get this D' first.
Guys, I remember it.
You only stepped to Alani after I told you "No"
How can two people remember the same day?
So differently.
You know what?
None of that shit matters. Thank you. Seriously.
Deon, for taking care of my sister.
I don't get why they don't just
Let's bust his ass!
You know he's just a rook in a chess game.
Captain wants the fucking king,
and I want to get back to my life.
I mean, what's all this for?
Ten minutes after we bust him
There'll be ten more taking his place.
True, but how else are we supposed to earn a living?
As long as there's poverty and
blacks, we'll have a paycheck.
That's why I like you.
You always see the bright side.
Whoa.
Look at y'all.
Y'all showing a lot of party.
Y'all look like a broke Jay Z and Beyonce.
You don't say?
Thank you guys so much for coming.
Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
Wouldn't miss it?
You look like you're about to give birth.
Let me tell you, I'm sick of his back pain.
Come on, baby, stop complaining, okay?
You're carrying a king.
Tell you what, when you can have a baby,
then you can come in and stop complaining.
Okay?
Amen to that.
Were you co signing?
You ain't the hottest pregnant woman I ever seen.
Oh, my God. Deon. Thank you.
Hey. Hey Hey. Easy homie. This is my wife.
All right.
And I have something for yours,
Kelvin, it's not my birthday.
Yeah, well, if Deon keep pushing the way he pushing,
it's going to be your birthday every month.
I like that.
I know you do.
And this one here is for Jayden. Where's Jayden?
He's around somewhere.
I'll put this over with the other gifts.
He gets to that later.
PlayStation.
How do you do this?
What are you, a black genie?
A bleanie.
What else you buy your kids these days, right?
True. You know what?
He reminds me of you when I first met you.
Curious.
He wanted to know everything.
So tell then.
Deon tells me he's up for a promotion.
Oh, really?
So that's what he told you?
Listen, at the rate he's going, he could
end up owning the whole entire city.
Oh, the entire city?
That's right.
Wow. You’re talking like you guys are selling drugs.
It's just cars.
Yeah, well, cars can be like drugs to people.
That's true.
Is that another gift?
Yeah, just a little stuff for Deon.
Very sweet.
You gonna open it?
Well, we'll get to this later.
In the meantime, make our guest feel at home.
I'll be able to stay at the back.
Could you have it down?
We wouldn't be able to see it. You know.
Would you excuse us?
I would like to take a Bordeaux.
Enjoy, y'all.
Hi, SIS. Hi, SIS.
What's all that about?
Some more car shit. That's all I ever hear.
Deon talk about how many units you moving,
Caddy's, Benz's, and shit like that.
Those guys meet here once a week.
I don't really mind it as long as
it keeps Deon making an honest living.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe that knuckle head turned
out to be who he is.
Stop throwing shade on my parade, girl.
Not my fault you can't find a good man.
Hey, I don't have a problem finding a man.
I have a problem keeping them.
Well, maybe you should think about another career.
I mean, come on, acting, Sis?
It's like every week is a failed audition.
That or someone trying to get you on a casting couch.
I knows I've seen my fair share of those this month.
Did you at least get cast?
Yes, but nothing that allowed me to keep my clothes on.
Girl, second dick ain't a talent.
Hey, I know a few guys who would disagree with that.
What am I going to do with you? You know what?
I'm just letting you be happy.
Who am I to stand in the way of dick?
And that is some good dick.
Okay, I do not need to hear that.
He's my brother in law.
Well, it's true.
He has some good dick.
But I do want you to get good dick.
You have some someday.
I'm going to mark your
product and sit it in the drawers.
Make sure before you leave
you get your supply discreetly.
Yo Dynamo, I'm gonna need more than this,
My demand twice this amount.
All you nigga's listen up,
we pushin' mo weight than anybody ever before
So let's not be a fucking hog.
Remember, pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. We know.
Yeah, don't forget that either.
You know what I don't get?
All this loot you makin' why don't you stay on a better crib.
I've seen where you live, Jacket.
I can't tell if you're a drug dealer or not.
See, that's what I like about you, man.
You know how to keep a target of your back.
I hear you, Dynamo.
I got you.
I see off the party.
Hey Jacket, Let me holler you for a second.
This is it for me man.
After we get done unloading this weight, man.
I'm letting Kelvin know i'm out.
I'm going to start my own business.
Legit.
What?
Yeah, I've been having dreams of starting this
painting business since I was a kid, man.
Think I'm going to finally do it.
I don't know what to say.
Say you don't keep your niggas out of jail, me gone.
They were gonna looking for leadership.
That's you, man.
I got you.
I see you downstairs.
Shit.
We gotta do this now.
Why?
He's out tonight.
Shit.
Yeah, I found the dope and he's out after today.
We got to go. We got to roll.
We got to roll now.
Now?
Now.
I'm going to call for backup.
Are there weapons?
Weapons?
No weapons.
This nigga got a code.
You don't roll like that.
Copy?
Code or no code, it's time to bust that nigger.
What the fuck did you just say?
I mean darkie
Bitch, do you know who you're talking to?
Shit. Now, I'm going to be looking
for another new partner after today.
Oh, wow.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
To you.
Charlie to the right. Bravo at the middle. Alpha on me.
Let's get him.
Happy birthday to you.
Everybody down.
Federal agents.
Everybody, down.
Everybody, down.
Okay.
What's Going on?
Here's a great idea.
Tell me, what's going on?
I'm sorry, Jayden.
I'm sorry.
Dad?
Dad. Dad.
Freeze, motherfucker.
Fucking not.
I got you.
I told you I got you.
Fuck you.
Hey.
I thought you pan down.
It's a $3,000 suit, motherfuck.
I ain't getting on my feet.
You're going to jail, nigger.
Are you a little too old
to be involved in this bullshit?
Is this why you've been visiting me every week, Deon?
So you could hide drugs in my house?
Sorry, Nana.
I didn't want it around Jayden
Please forgive me.
There are higher powers than me that you're
going to have to ask forgiveness from.
It's going to be okay, Nana.
I knew something was off.
I knew this was too good to be true.
Same old weed pushing motherfucker from high school.
Just remixed it, that's all.
I've got some hidden here as well.
I did it so I can mean something to you.
You meant something to me before all this.
How could you do this Deon.
Let's go, Dynamo.
Let me see your eye.
I'm fine, Mom.
the first thing he sees is you out here fighting.
Why do I care what he thinks?
Why is he moving in with us anyways?
Where else is he going to stay, Jayden?
He gets to fuck up and just walk
back in our lives like everything just okay?
Like nothing ever happened.
All that profanity you've been
using lately needs to stop.
I want your dad thinking I'm raising a heathen.
I am who I am.
Baby. Let's go. Come on.
Let's go.
It's your last day.
And I see you ain't Doug Rick. huh?
Who would have thought?
A college degree in fucking prison at that?
Yeah, that shit could be good. Or bad.
Bad news? Fuck you talking about? When I came here.
I even have a GED.
Yeah.
Let me explain to you. All that means.
The good news is that you're ed-ja-ma-cated now.
The bad news is, you got your
shit from the University of San Quentin,
and motherfuckers really don't give a shit.
Fuck you, old man.
It's my freedom day, man.
Stop raining on my parade.
Five years.
and for what?
Just like a saying. No snitch.
What do you think about that, old man?
That depends.
Because some niggas you can snitch on
and go about your life,
then there's other niggas you snitch on
fuck around and end your life.
So that depends.
What, you think the nigga you
didn't snitch on would have did?
Yeah, I think it was worth it.
Kevin would have put my ass 12ft
under and I've been double dead.
You just snitched on cower shit, man.
So?
Some real shit.
83 and nine.
I need you to remember them numbers.
Fuck.
Is that your age?
How many months you got left to live?
That's the problem with you young
niggas, y'all think everything is funny.
You just feel five years without your son, and even
more, your girl out there getting fucked down by some
nigga while you in here jacking your dick.
You think that's funny?
Laugh it up, Deon.
Just laugh it up.
Man, fuck you talking about my
old lady like that, nigga?
You really think she spent the last five years
running around grown ass woman not getting fucked on?
You really believe that?
Now back to my point, Deon.
83 and nine, you know why it's the
most important part of your life, Deon? Right now?
No, but I'm pretty sure you about to tell me.
I'm listening, preacher man.
83%.
The cats that get out of here are
back in here within the first nine years.
And I don't want you to be part of that percentage.
Deon, I really believe you can make you
got a good head on your shoulders.
So, Deon, I didn't see this system
break down a whole bunch of people.
But you stay strong, my man.
You what I call idealistic.
You that cat always believe the good
shit going to happen to you.
And as long as you believe that, it wouldn't matter
if you were sweeping floors at your local McDonald's.
You're going to always be the shit.
God damn, nigga.
Ain't nothing idealistic about
sweeping floors at McDonald's. There you go.
You always missing the point, bro.
You gonna be out there with your
son, coaching them in football, taking them
on field trips, just functioning with them.
And even more than that, Deon, you're going
to be that cat that's out there fucking
on your girl, not them other niggas.
Deon Jones, you're out of here. Fuck.
You gone.
Yeah.
Hey, Deon, stay solid, man.
All right old man.
I can't wait till I get out
there with so we can function, man.
All right, man.
Baby.
I like you.
Damn Son.
I hope you gave it as well as you took it.
Don't encourage him.
I'm good.
What's up, champ? We good?
I don't know.
Are we good?
Last time we saw you, the
whole house got cuffed up, right?
Cops took everything in the cars.
Me and mom had to sleep in a
two bedroom monkey cage, so I don't know.
Are we good?
See where it got that black guy from?
Hey, come on.
Let's just get in the car, okay?
Shotgun.
No, Jaden, get in the back.
I got to sit in the back now? For what?
Boy, I am not going to argue with you.
Get in the back of the car
or you'll have two black eyes. Go.
Go.
Not until you give me what you owe me.
About that.
I was hoping we could work something out.
Work something out?
You already hit me for two grand.
I've got other ways I can pay for it.
You know you like this.
Yeah, it was a down do backflips to hit that pussy.
But now you walk around with a hole so deep?
Got a fucking echo.
I need my fucking money. Please.
Just wait here.
So, look, she gonna do anything for this rock.
I told her this bad come with y'all to me.
So if she take this shit, have at it.
All right?
It so look, that's all I can get you.
Naw, Naw, Naw, ain't shit free, bitch.
Look, just drive off. No. You owe me.
Or we take this bag.
But it's going to come with
them three niggas over there.
They're going to fuck every hole
you got and make new ones.
What choice do I have?
Just drive off.
Ain't, pull over. Ain't.
That ball.
Holy shit. Motherfucking. Dynamo. Dynamo.
Deon, man, I heard you was getting out. Look good, man.
You can do a push up to shit, man. Yeah, man.
Hey, look, man, the game misses you, bro.
Hey, Balls.
Deon, can we go inside already, please?
Hold on a second, Alani. Shit.
Can a brother catch up?
What's up, my nigga?
Let me hold a nickel to my disability hit on Thursday.
Oh, shit. Deon.
Holy shit. Deon.
The motherfucking Dynamo. Wait a minute.
Who is this?
My son, Jake.
Your son?
I know you want to be just like
your pops when you grew up, bro.
Your pop was a beast in these streets.
As a matter of fact, he
sold me your first fucking rock.
Deon, the motherfucking Dynamo is back, man.
Thanks, man. Thanks.
That's why I fucking see you on Thursday.
Happy days are here again.
Still crazy huh?
Deon, can we go inside, please?
Hold on a second.
How'd you end up living across street from Alani?
Look, you got locked up, man.
My folks just waiting on you to snitch, and as
soon as you did, it was coming for her.
You don't think I knew that?
That's why I kept my mouth shut.
Look, thank God you did, bro, because Kelvin
wanted to make sure she was safe.
So he put me right here.
Keep a close eye on her.
Make sure nothing happened to her, you know?
Yo, Dynamo.
You'll sell more in that corner over there.
Really, Alani?
Catch what you like about.
Good thing you've been like well, bro,
you ain't been out five minutes.
Alani.
Alani!
Your favorite.
Frank, there's only two things I've been
craving for for the last five years.
This home cook meal is one of them.
The other, you notice, just
leftovers from Mom's shop, right?
Really, Jaden?
Good food is good food, no matter where it came from.
Oh, jeez.
We pray before we eat.
My house.
Your house.
What have you been, like five minutes
Boy Son, there's a side of me, that's your dad.
And I know I fucked up.
I know I got to put some work in.
There's also a side of me you don't want to know.
I don't claim shit that ain't mine
So unless you don't keep me at my fucking house
so did all that, like, prayer help you at prison?
Yeah, It actually did.
Dear Lord, my house is in shambles.
By the grace of your forgiveness, I'm committed
to building the foundation of my family.
Lord, please fill my son heart with love
the way he used to have for me.
In Jesus name, amen.
Amen.
That was nice, wasn't it, Jaden? Yeah.
Fancy, fancy prison prayer.
Now you can eat. Thanks.
So, birthday is in a couple of weeks.
17 years old.
Anything particularly you want? Yeah.
What's that?
For the DEA.
Not to bust the house this time.
We got jokes, huh?
Okay, deal.
Nobody gets arrested for your birthday.
You know, you remember how we used
to go to go carts for your birthday?
Yeah, kick your asses every year.
Oh, you're bragging about being an eleven year old kid.
What do you think you beat me now?
You're not beating me. Okay.
Game on in.
I see what you're trying to do. What's that?
You think you could just walk
back in our life. Like that easy.
How do I walk back in your life, Jaden?
You can't.
Well, that's more than he said to you in the car.
Call that progress?
He hasn't called me dad once.
Give him some time, babe.
How about you?
What about me?
Need more time?
About five years Deon.
That's more than enough time to
process this shit and forgive you.
But I will tell you what I don't have time
for, and that's the shit I saw outside just now.
I'm done with that life.
I'm out here.
The drug game is like new pussy.
What's that supposed to mean?
Once you're in it, it's hard to come out.
That's the craziest shit I ever heard.
But it's true.
I want to believe in us beyond redemption. Forgiveness.
Second chances.
But don't mistake my forgiveness for weakness.
About Jaden. you fucked up Deon, not him.
He'll come around.
What did I ever do to deserve you?
That's just it.
You didn't have to do anything.
I love you.
On that note, I have something for you, be right back.
Have a seat.
Don't move.
Check this out.
What is this?
It's our future.
This is a business plan.
Who wrote this up?
I did.
You? Yeah. Why?
You didn't even know how to spell
spreadsheet when you went into prison.
So, what do you think?
For a business plan, I
mean, numbers seem pretty accurate.
Alani, I can do this.
We have our own business.
We? yeah, I mean, who's just
going to be my little accountant?
Look, you have an MBA, Alani.
You don't even use it.
I have an MBA and I'm serving tables.
Yeah, I really don't think that's my choice.
You got to keep trying.
You just need the right break. You know?
Iust need the right break.
I just need one out of the hundred companies that I have
applied for to say, hey, you know, you have a felony.
But you know what?
Never mind that.
We will give you a chance.
We will hire you and let
you manage millions of dollars.
What company do you think will do that, Deon.
You just can't give up. Now.
When the cops found that mysterious gun in my car 16 years ago.
Here you go implying that
I put the gun there.
I'm not implying anything, Deon.
I don't know how the gun got
there, but I don't sell drugs.
I don't keep secrets for ten years.
All I know is that I got a fucked up plea deal
and now I have a felony on my record.
You could have at least taken the rap for that.
You did it for Kelvin.
It wasn't my gun, Alani.
Which means I didn't know how
many murders was on that gun.
Despite all that, you still have a degree.
I still have a degree.
I don't just have a degree.
I graduated the top of my class.
But nobody sees that.
So you just going to give up?
That felony that you have every time you apply for a job?
That's the only thing that they're
going to see is that felony?
The sooner you accept that, the better
will it be for all of us.
Is that how you feel?
I'm just saying don't be so idealistic.
That's the second time I heard that word.
Maybe I am idealistic when I made my own reality, when
I build my family the right way, I'm in control.
What happens from this moment forward.
I'm not my mistake.
What?
Nothing.
Is just I don't understand why they don't teach
black men this bullshit before they get locked up.
Alani, I can do this.
We can have our own business.
This business plan says it'll take
$25,000 just to get started.
I spent five years in prison for nothing.
Kelvin owes me.
What the fuck, Deon?
Have you not learned anything?
We are done with Kelvin.
Kevin fucking owes me, okay?
I was rotten in prison while he was enjoying.
His little girl birth, sleeping in the same
bed as his wife, enjoying his fucking life.
I kept my mouth quiet for five oh years.
I mean, that's got to be worth something, right?
I don't think Kelvin sees it that way, babe.
Makes you say that?
Because when he sent that nigga Will over here with that
monthly payment that he's been giving me since you've been locked
up, he made it clear that that was the last payment
I'm going to get the old fashioned way.
I'm going to get a job and work for it.
What's?
Been a long time.
I can't wait for you to be inside me.
What's wrong?
You want me go slower?
Something we need to talk about.
Deon, I don't know how to say this,
but you fell in love with somebody else.
In love?
I could never love someone else, Deon.
you gonna tell me you got weak, right?
You was what? Huh?.
What you gonna say don't say?
It was a mistake? that you didn't mean it?
But you saw it, right?
This whole time I was locked up, every week,
brothers will come back from visitation ready to hang themselves.
I wake up scared, hoping you will come.
And you did.
He showed up every week, Alani.
You know what that means for us?
What means?
That we're survivor.
I don't understand.
You stuck by me.
Endured hell.
Even if you got a little dick.
Well, big dick.
Way dick.
I realized that just being human.
That's what you're going to tell me?
There's no need.
Who's not going to change how I feel about you.
What I do need to know is are you still mine?
Have never not been your steel.
You've always been the one true love of my life.
Um, mom, do we have any..
Morning. You really should wait for an answer before you come in.
Hey honey, What do you need?
Never mind.
I'll find a cereal myself.
How long do you think this is gonna go on?
Give him some time, babe.
What's for breakfast?
Cereal.
Cereal it is.
How did she get you to do it?
What are you talking about?
To visit me?
I know damn well it wasn't your idea.
She guilted me.
Yes, that's one of your mama superpowers.
How long are we going to do this for?
Many nights I have to listen to her cry.
She lying next to me and saying how much I remind her.
I feel you hurt us.
It wasn't my attention, Jaden.
When's your name someone drugs I'm 16. I know.
You end up dead or in jail.
You chose the streets over us.
Jaden, You was too young to understand.
I did what I had to do, okay?
Selling drugs is what you had to do?
I fucked up, okay?
But I can't change that, no matter
how much animosity you have toward. What?
You got to start with all these big prison words.
Hate.
It means hate jaden.
I can't change that, okay?
I love you, son.
I said that from the time he was born, at the end
of every night, even the times you want to be there.
I'm saying it now.
I love you.
I'm here now, okay?
I don't know.
Just please listen.
What's the most valuable thing you have?
But you want me to set forgiveness. No.
As she comes and goes.
What? Money?
Love.
In time, you lose love.
Without another, you lose money, you make
more, but you'll never make more.
Time, Jaden.
Time is the most valuable thing. That's the only thing.
Jaden.
That's what my father told me as he
laid dying right in front of me.
Right before he gave me that watch.
Wonder what he said?
Time runs out.
Do you still have the watch I gave you, Jaden.
I lost it.
Jaden! That's my only thing.
I had from my father.
I trusted you with that man.
Yeah, I trusted you, and you lost that
he's in the lobby.
What the hell he wants?
What's the hell does he want? Money.
That's what they all want when they come out.
But if you were smarter let me go out
there and tell them to get the fuck out.
Baby, you are cold. Come on.
He spent five years in prison.
And didn't snitch, at least we can
do a sit down with him.
There you go again, that soft shit.
Oh, come on, babe, stop.
Just let him in.
Deon!
Kevin and I can't wait to speak to you.
Come on in.
How's Alani? It's been so long since I've seen her.
She's doing fine.
Well, well, well.
Good to see you, brother.
Look at boy, you are solid.
Working on that prison workout program, I see.
Something like that, yeah. Well, go ahead, have a seat.
Listen, I got a meeting coming up in shortly, but
I just wanted to talk to you for a minute
and say hi, see how you were doing.
You're looking good, bro.
Isn't he looking good, babe?
He looks fantastic. Yeah.
Kelvin, I'm going to get straight to the point.
Before you say anything, I just want you to
know that we really appreciate what you did.
We do.
I mean, it meant a lot to us.
And as you know, we took care
of all of your attorneys fees.
All of them.
And they weren't talking to Jaywalker.
They were talking about life, brother.
And that was like, what, baby?
$250,000? $250,000?
And it was our pleasure. That's right.
That was showing our gratitude.
That's what we were doing.
And not to mention, I put money on your books
every single month to make sure they were filled.
And my baby delivered Alani, a $1,000 once a month
just to make sure she was taken care of.
Yes, will did.
And give or take a few
incidentals, it was $329,758,
damn, babe, that was good.
That's pretty accurate, right?
But, hey, who's counting, man?
Apparently, she is.
So, listen, I heard you got out a couple of weeks
ago, so why don't we catch up sometime over dinner?
Kevin, I have a dinner.
What is this?
I plan to open my own painting business.
See all this right here?
So you going back into this shit?
Look, I'm on a straight. Now.
If you look right here hold on.
Let's just cut to the chase.
You know we're not fucking painters, so
so what you really here for?
I need 25,000.
But it's just for a loan, okay?
Deon, that's what banks do.
Listen, we have a banker.
We'll put in a good word for you.
Maybe he can do something for you.
Mei Li, don't gaslight me.
Kelvin, you owe me.
The fuck did you just say?
No, hold the fuck up.
But, no, I'm not calming down. Hold on.
I owe you?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let me explain something to you.
We both know what happens to
niggers when they get locked down.
First of all, you can't reach no motherfucking, but it's
much less somebody putting some shit on your books.
Let's not forget we gave Alani $60,000 over
the last five years and put $18,000 on
your books to make sure they were filled.
And not to mention over a quarter
of a million dollars in attorneys fees.
And that we spent over $300,000 on your fucking family.
What are you talking about?
$329,758.
That much?
Kelvin, I didn't fucking snitch.
You could be a life.
No, baby, I told you the day you got that
deal, if you even thought about snitching Alani, Jayden,
no, we're not going to cross that line, all right?
Please.
That's still Deon, I appreciate
everything you've done for me.
Don't think I'm not thankful.
Look, Kelvin, please.
Mei Li.
I need this. If you could lend me the money
I could pay you back in interest and
give you a percentage of my company.
Kelvin, I can do this.
You were, what, 16 when I met you?
Paint my house.
And the level of detail and organization that I
saw you had, I knew that would transfer to
the streets and that you become a big man.
And you were.
But, Deon, the moment you shook hands
and brought an undercover cop into our
shit, I stopped owing you anything.
Nigga, are you crazy?
Kelvin organization is the same.
I just got to put it some good use.
Come on, again, please.
Mei Li, I tell you what.
How about a counter offer?
We're not into that kind of business.
Wait, let me finish.
How about we offer you a job and
you don't have to start at the bottom?
Well, we'll let you start right
from where you left off.
Kevin, they still respect you in these streets.
Yeah, sure.
You are a good earner, Deon. Yeah.
And you can still do this, brother.
Thank you.
But No, thank you.
I have a family now.
I can't go back down that road.
Okay, then I guess our I
guess our business has concluded there.
I'll call you if we ever need a house painted.
It's Alani. Yeah.
You might want to take it. Yes, sir.
All right, brother.
Good luck to you, man.
Just like you said they would.
The nerve of that motherfucker.
After all we did for him.
I'm sorry, baby. Let me get these.
Get you some new grits.
These grits are cold.
Would you serve your mama that?
Hey, check that, Mildred.
My mama's dead.
Well, now we know where she died from.
From your cold ass grits.
Heat that shit off.
My mama love my grits.
Here you go, baby.
We gonna let that motherfucker heat them grits
up in the meals on the house.
Thanks for the wait.
All right, baby. Hello.
How you doing, gentlemen?
Looking good.
Hey, burnt, baby.
How you doing? Hey, Mildred.
All right, now.
You ready to check out? Yeah.
Did you enjoy the meal?
Delicious, as usual. Okay.
So, how's your daddy?
She really misses you, though.
Well, I don't miss his ass.
I had to go to physical therapy
every week after fucking his ass.
Is that your real dad?
Put my business on. I'm just saying.
You didn't get that, Jean?
She's just playing. She's just playing. Come on.
I like them.
She wears pretty young. Blast.
Holy shit.
Hell, marry him.
Why would a fuck come after that?
Jesus is here.
Really, Mildred? Oh yes.
He must be fucking coming because you didn't
brought your black ass up in here early.
The last time I seen you come up in here
early shit, the Empire State Building was a brick.
I mean, Moby Dick was a Sardine.
Mama always got to be cracking on me like that.
Don't clap back.
She eats you alive.
How does your mama take a herd to Elephant?
See her dusty?
I just need to say that shit there.
Hey, Mildred, you need to stop worrying
about me with your fat ass.
It takes a herd of elephants to eat you? Yes.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Elephants don't eat meat.
Now shut up and sit your ass down with the whip.
It's wrong time.
You know we can't get down like that anymore.
He doesn't have to know.
No, that shit between us is over.
Because it's nigga, home.
So what was I?
Sometimes a woman just needs a warm body.
So I was a human dildo.
You said it, I didn't.
So this nigga just gets a
second chance, just like that?
Yeah, just like that.
And I'd appreciate it if you respected my decision.
The leopard don't change his spots.
And when they throw that cat back in
his cage, guess who'll be standing here waiting?
Let me go.
Alani.
What's that Bert?
this is my brother Matt.
He's in town for the weekend.
We have a little bit going.
Well, it's nice to meet you, Matt.
Where'd you get yourself into this time, Matt?
Just bet me that when you give us a total of
the bill times a tip that she won't be able to
give us a total in less than 3 seconds.
3 seconds?
That's not a lot of time, bert, are
you sure you want to take that bet?
Oh, I'm sure.
Clearly this idiot is going to lose.
I mean, if she was that
smart, she wouldn't be working here.
You're not the only one in the world who can add.
Why don't just add?
I am also the CFO of the
largest startup company in Los Angeles. Whatever.
Are you ready, shorty? Hey, everybody.
My brother's about to buy me breakfast.
Man, whatever. Check this out.
My bill was $56.80.
And me being the player that I am, I gave a 17% tip.
Wait.
But I didn't like my meal, so she gave me 11% off.
How much was one bill?
$59.63.
How the fuck did you do that?
I told you she was a genius in an apron.
What did you think throwing a
curveball would change her beautiful brilliance?
Simple math.
Anybody can do that.
Why can't you give women credit when they deserve it?
I do.
Every time you give me great head, I acknowledge it.
You're a fucking chauvinist pig.
I'll tell you what.
You know that pair of red bottoms I've been asking for?
Oh, the ones that you're never going to get?
I'll let you give her a math problem.
And if she solves it, I get the red bottoms.
And when she doesn't, what do I get?
You know that thing I hate doing to you?
You know, the thing with the dildo in your ass?
I'll do it twice in one week.
Deal.
Excuse me, miss. Yeah?
My wife here thinks that what you've done is brilliant.
I, on the other hand, think it's.
It's basic math.
And we have a little bet.
So I'm willing to pay you and tip you the value
of the meal times 2.81%, divided by three times seven.
How much time do I have?
Give you about 10 seconds.
Okay, so you're going to give me $103.80, but
only because there's a fraction of 0.403
leftover, which you can't use that as a tip.
I couldn't spend it, nor can you tip in fractions.
Yeah, I mean, that's the tip,
but that wasn't the math problem. Come on.
You're fucking cheating.
You give her a math problem, she solves it,
and then you tell her that's not the problem.
No, I said that was the
tip, that's not the math problem.
Okay, so now that we know how much you're
going to tip me, what's the math problem?
Well, if you want the tip, you have to open a safe.
This is a word problem.
Same thing.
The bottom row of numbers are 3,4,4,2,2,6.
The top row of numbers are 2,6,1,8,3.
What's the last number?
When you have the top row and
the bottom row, you get ten.
So, quite naturally, the last number is four.
Recognize patterns. Go figure.
Good job. Wow.
I'm impressed.
I am a rich woman today.
Wow.
I'm Giovanni.
I work over at Jackson and Jackson CPA.
You are more than qualified to work any
day with my team, and I just want
to offer you an interview and a position.
Yeah, definitely.
Giovanni, do that awesome. She's great. She's amazing.
And I get the red bottom.
She stumped me twice.
Yeah, all right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to ask.
So what exactly are you doing here?
Well, it's a long story that has
to do with love and a felony.
I'm already interested.
He ended up with love and I ended up with a felony.
You do understand, right?
Of course.
Let's go.
Why'd you take the job off her back?
She's a criminal.
Didn't you hear her?
Hey, I'm not my mistakes!
Fucking Scarlett letter.