Earle Meets World (2026) s01e01 Episode Script

Alix’s World

["Can’t Tame Her" by Zara Larsson playing]
[woman] Alix, why don't you
tell me about yourself?
Where do I start?
No, you can't tame the girl ♪
'Cause she runs her own world
So if she wanna party all night ♪
No, you can't tame her, no… ♪
[Alix] I got started on TikTok
my freshman year of college.
I just was, like, obsessed with the idea
of potentially having a viral video.
And then I started to see
some success in it.
I am really excited for this next chapter.
There's such a different side of my life
that people don't get to see.
I think people will learn it's not always
as perfect as it may seem online.
So, yeah. You're gonna see everything
on this show.
-Can't blame her, can't tame her ♪
-[song fades]
["Playing Games" playing]
You make me feel that I, I, I, yeah
'Nough time I'm losing all my mind… ♪
[woman] I don't think
it's legal for you to drive that.
No one even trusts me
to drive a regular car.
[woman] Do we drive over any bridges?
This is insane.
-I don't know what I'm doing.
-I'm scared.
I don't know how to do this.
What do you mean?
I don't see where it goes.
Right there.
Oh, okay.
[engine starts]
Okay.
[upbeat music playing]
[Alix whoops]
[Sally] It's gonna be fine.
[Alix] Nothing like moving out
of your ex-boyfriend's house
in a big old truck.
[music stops]
And I can't believe
it's raining right now. This is not ideal.
Well, it fits the mood.
[poignant music playing]
Braxton and I broke up two months ago,
but there just hasn't been,
like, a time for me to go get everything
and to do a big move out from his house.
So, now is the first time
that I've been able to. And…
Braxton and I were together
for three years.
He was the first actual real love
that I've ever experienced.
I always said I could see us
being old in rocking chairs together.
That's who I'd want to be there with.
The thought, though, of Braxton
ready for marriage in the near future
really stressed me out.
I'm only 25,
and I'm not ready for that yet.
I'm starting to get a little panicked.
About going inside the house?
Just, like, being in this part
of the neighborhood.
It's honestly been easier
to be out of sight, out of mind.
-And this is like…
-Mm-hm.
-In your mind.
-In sight, in mind.
There's a ton of pressure that comes from,
like, having a public relationship
and sharing so much
and people loving our relationship.
But we were both busy in our careers
and doing long distance at the time.
We weren't talking as much.
Like, we were barely communicating.
There was a lack of intimacy
towards the end of the relationship.
And it started to just, like,
dwindle away a little bit.
[music fades]
[Sally] Oh, our first turn.
-[yells]
-Onto the freeway!
[Alix] Hi!
-Hey!
-[car horn blaring]
-[screams]
-This car's not letting me merge!
-You bitch!
-[laughs]
Are you kidding me?
She obviously sees I'm driving this bus.
That was crazy.
Who's driving this bus?
-Who's driving this bus? Me! [laughs]
-[laughs]
[car horn blaring]
Oh, it's okay.
Seriously, I could cry.
You are the best friend in the world.
The fact you changed your flight,
and are losing a day of your vacation
to come help me move out, like--
-Of course.
-I…
Someone had to help.
-Hold my hand.
-[laughs]
I'm just making sure
we're not hitting any cars.
Oh, yeah, I should
probably be two hands on.
-Uh-huh!
-[tender music playing]
Sally and I have been best friends
since I was 14.
We met my first month of high school
and immediately clicked.
We have been through everything together.
From my first boyfriend
to her first boyfriend,
our first heartbreaks.
Basically, our first anything.
Other people go to college.
They fade away.
Not Sally. [chuckles]
-Sally has stuck by my side like a tick.
-[music fades]
[laughs]
Oh, let's talk about our 2026 rebrand.
My rebrand's been going so well.
We'll be like, not clean girl.
Because that's not us, but just…
-We want to be, like…
-Classy.
No.
-Chic.
-Just better.
-Just better.
-Grown.
-Better versions of ourselves.
-Yeah.
Because our frontal lobe is developing.
Mine's developed, so…
Mine's not yet.
I still have like another week.
[upbeat music playing]
-She's still cooking.
-Yeah.
Alix is the most loyal, compassionate,
hardworking person that I know.
If it was going to be someone,
it was always gonna be Alix
that is going to be this star.
I've been by her side from her early
TikTok, "Get Ready with Me" era,
through Dancing with the Stars.
Now watching the Alix Earle Effect
become a global phenomenon,
I seriously could not be
a prouder nepo friend.
But I feel like Alix
is the devil on my shoulder,
and I'm the devil on hers.
We just kind of like feed off of
each other's energy and it's never good.
[laughs]
I actually freaked out last night
about this move out.
[music fades]
This is the last thing I have left
of our relationship, which is crazy.
It's going to be hard today,
but then once it's all over,
you're gonna feel better about it.
Like, next week.
-[thunder rumbles]
-Yeah.
-You know what's also crazy?
-[Sally] Huh?
I haven't seen him since his birthday.
We broke up. I didn't even see him.
-[Sally] What if he's at the house now?
-He's not.
-But…
-He's not. But he knows you're moving out.
We talked two days ago
just about, like, moving out.
I congratulated him
on his season and everything.
So it was, like, good.
Okay, we're here.
[Sally] Okay.
I'm nervous to get out.
You okay?
[Alix] No.
-It's raining. It's like a horror movie.
-I know.
It's gonna be hard,
but we're gonna get through it.
-You ready?
-No, I'm shaking.
[thunder rumbles]
[poignant music playing]
[thunder rumbles]
I knew that moving out of Braxton's house
was gonna be hard.
But it was a lot easier
to go through the breakup
being removed from it.
Like, I didn't really see Braxton.
I didn't see all my personal cards
and letters in his house,
and, like, my knick-knacks,
and just the bed
we used to sleep in together every night.
-That was a lot harder than I expected.
-[music fades]
-[voice breaking] It's just so weird.
-[Sally] I know.
[Alix] Seeing all this stuff,
it's just making it a lot harder.
-[Alix sniffles]
-[thunder rumbles]
[Sally] You okay?
[Alix] Yeah.
As we're getting down to the last things,
it's just, like, hitting me.
[Sally] I know.
Because I had my stuff in this house,
I just felt like I could come back.
-I don't want to throw these things away.
-It's gonna be hard.
We could not throw them away,
but just put them in storage.
And then when you're ready,
we can let them go.
-I just, like, can't believe it's over.
-[poignant music playing]
-You think you got it good ♪
-[sobbing]
Build a road or a neighborhood ♪
Don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone, gone, gone ♪
[sobbing]
[Alix] It's just weird. This feels weird.
[inhales sharply]
More than a breakup,
it feels more like losing my best friend
than my boyfriend, you know?
I can't believe it's happening.
And I also think it's scary not knowing.
Did I make the wrong decision?
-[sniffles, groans]
-[music fades]
Do I have boogers?
-No.
-[both laugh]
-Can we get a drink?
-Mm-hm.
-I've had enough of this. [laughs]
-Yeah. Let's go get ready.
-I thought that we would make it ♪
-[poignant pop music playing]
I can feel us fading… ♪
I can't sleep right now.
I don't know why I can't do it.
This is like growth or something,
but, like, I'm sad.
If you're also feeling weird,
you're not alone.
And, oh, my gosh,
mama's going to get some Botox this week.
Hello.
It doesn't matter if you love me ♪
Or love me not ♪
Things are perfect until they're not ♪
[Alix gasps]
[music fades]
Hi, Muffin.
You wanna hang out with me?
You wanna hang out with me?
What do you think?
Wanna come up here?
Wanna share a bag of popcorn?
I know, right?
Just us besties.
-Should we call Ashtin?
-[FaceTime ringing]
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, girl.
-[FaceTime chimes]
-[gasps]
-[Ashtin] Hi.
-Where are you?
I'm at, uh, COS in Paris.
I'm jealous.
-How are you doing?
-I don't know.
-I'm, like, alone.
-Are you, like… Are you okay?
I wish everyone would stop asking me that.
Well, like, you're not giving "okay."
That's why everyone
is asking if you're okay.
What am I supposed to do?
You guys are all traveling around
having fun, and…
But you're posting TikToks of you crying.
Like, you gotta stop.
Ashtin, it was one.
Have you been drinking?
Yes, I'm very drunk right now.
It's 3:00 a.m.
-Ashtin is my best friend.
-[pensive music playing]
And my sister.
She's also my spiritual guide.
She's supposed to help me
make all my decisions.
Because my parents separated
when we were younger,
we just learned to rely on each other
whenever there is an issue.
We have each other to lean on.
Ashtin is just a little bit more mellow.
Actually, a lot more mellow. She's…
If I took a Xanax. [laughs]
I hate when I see you post things
about you're crying and you--
Oh my God, Ashtin.
How many times are you gonna say it?
I'm fine.
I wanna make sure you're okay.
Sometimes I'm concerned that you're not.
I'm gonna be, like, up and running soon.
I'm just resting my mind and my body,
and then I'm gonna be back.
I think you need to, like,
live in my body for a week.
I just like Paris a lot.
When am I seeing you?
Soon. I'm coming this weekend
to stay with you.
I'm coming on Sunday.
Enjoy your night.
Have so much fun. Love you.
Bye.
[alluring French pop music playing]
[Alix] We landed in Paris
and I'm so excited.
-[photographers clamoring]
-[camera lenses snapping]
Ashtin and I are in Paris
for Fashion Week.
Paris is so much fun.
It's the city of love.
And while we have no love,
we're going to find it.
[laughs] Yeah. We have no love.
-[laughs]
-We've love for each other.
-We have love for each other.
-That's all that matters.
I'm ready for Alix to get out
of this sadness hole that she's been in.
I moved my stuff to Alix's hotel today.
Seriously, these are good.
[alluring French pop music continues]
[indistinct chatter]
[woman] Alix!
[Alix] Hi.
Oui! [laughs]
-[Alix] Oui, oui, Paris!
-[Ashtin laughs]
That's always the most frightening part.
I like to pretend that
all those people are here for us.
[Alix] You walk out and they go,
"Who is that?"
-I'm so excited.
-[squeals]
How was your show yesterday?
You looked so good.
It was fun.
You looked so good.
Alix is my best friend,
but she's also my big sister.
We're matching. This never happens.
[Ashtin] I wouldn't have gotten
into influencing if it weren't for Alix.
She's always going to be there for me,
even though she drives me crazy sometimes.
I'm the luckiest nepo sister
in the world. [laughs]
But recently, I feel like
Alix has been under a lot of stress.
-She works so much, nonstop.
-[music fades slowly]
I can't imagine that's good
for anyone's mental health,
especially someone
going through a breakup.
She just needs to take more time
to be in touch with her emotions.
I definitely feel, like,
a lot more level-headed.
Once I get past this sadness,
I'll be like, "Wow, I don't need a man."
-You don't.
-And I'm going to be happy. [laughs]
You're going to be happy.
Are you not happy right now?
I'm happy. I'm just confused.
I don't like feeling sad
or feeling any emotions.
It's okay.
Sometimes it's good to feel the things.
I know it's good
to have emotions and feel sad.
I just don't like it.
I don't like to let in sadness.
I know it's just an emotion,
but it feels like I have some disease,
and something's really wrong with me.
I don't like it.
-Wait, like when you get sad?
-Yeah.
It makes you…
Like, when I get sad,
then I get anxious because then I spiral.
What if I'm sad forever?
Oh, no.
-I know.
-It's okay.
-I like feeling sad sometimes.
-[poignant music playing]
I think I'm just scared of,
"When is that gonna end?"
But I think it will.
-Right?
-[Ashtin] It will.
I saw something that said,
"For half as long
as you were in the relationship,
can be how long it takes
to get over someone."
A year and a half more of sadness?
I'm not good at being alone.
I think there's something comforting
about the security.
And I don't know if that's deep-rooted
in family things or what, but…
-Wait a minute, Dad? [laughs]
-[music stops]
Dad, it's your fault.
Don't worry. You're gonna be okay.
Okay.
-[upbeat pop music playing]
-If you wanna be with me ♪
You better let me be ♪
Be sweeter than my solitude ♪
-Oh my God.
-[music stops]
What?
Alix is fucking crying again.
Alix is crying again.
[Ashley] What? Put the volume up.
[Alix on video] Guys, what the H?
[sobs, groans]
[laughs awkwardly]
-[snickers]
-My dad is my manager.
It came about in a very weird way.
I just had no idea what I was doing
when all of this happened in college,
and I needed someone
to come to meetings with me.
I didn't understand taxes
or anything that I was doing.
So he sort of just sat in on it,
and I trust him more than anyone.
And I know that he's my family,
so I can rely on him.
He can be a little blunt at times,
but he's the dadager for a reason.
I'm like, literally purple from crying.
[sniffles] I look like Barney…
She's got to stop.
She can't keep fucking crying.
[Alix] My skin is glowing,
though, at least.
I mean, she does have
2,200 comments, but still.
[laughs]
They're all saying
you need to go back with Braxton.
[Alix] What does this mean?
-We're gonna have to have an intervention.
-Oh, no.
Yeah, it's not good.
[lilting, pensive music playing]
[woman] Are you a fun dad?
No, I don't think I'm a fun dad.
[woman laughs]
I don't think I'm a fun dad.
I see other dads.
They do a lot more fun shit than I do.
I don't think I could be more fun.
I think I have too much shit going on.
So, aside from managing my daughters,
I'm also a president and co-owner
of one of the most highly regarded
road construction companies
in the country.
When I first heard about influencing,
I was like…
I didn't know anything about it.
I didn't even think it was fucking real.
[music stops]
What do you think…
Like, how do you feel about the girls?
And, you know, like, Izabel, I feel like,
is getting this following too,
like… restrictions?
[TJ] Let's pull her up
and see what she's doing.
-All her videos are pretty much the same
-[Ashley] Yeah.
[TJ] She's all done up
and dancing in each one,
except for when
she's making fun of Ashtin.
-Um…
-[Ashley] That was so funny.
I would love to see her do more videos
that, like, show her personality.
But, like, more…
[Ashley] But that's where I'm so afraid.
I feel like once you open it up
to, like, your personality,
you just, like, invite everybody in
to just judge you, rip you apart.
And I feel like
that's when things get a little…
I mean, that's a valid concern that
I think, as parents, we have to manage.
If it gets to a point
where it's becoming too much pressure,
or you think it could
get to be too much pressure,
just gonna have to
slow it down a little bit.
I don't think you ever can predict
when something's going to happen, right?
Like, with Alex Cooper and Alix
and the whole situation,
like, you're kind of blindsided.
[TJ] Yeah, of course.
You know, it's crazy because we are
in this position because of Alix,
and it's scary and a little bit messy.
Definitely messy.
-[laughs]
-[alluring French pop music playing]
[Ashtin] Is this the first time
we've both been single together? In Paris.
I don't think we've ever been
single together in any world.
Yeah, 'cause you're a serial dater.
How do you plan on dating
if you're always traveling
and you're in a different city
every other day?
Honestly, I don't have time
to date one person in one place.
And who's gonna want to date me
with my schedule and what I'm doing
and sharing?
Did I mess something up with a guy
who's going to let me share
my whole life online?
And now no one's ever
going to want to date me again.
I'm 25 right now,
and I would like to know
who I'm going to marry by 30, I think.
You got time.
So the next guy's gotta be my husband
or I'm screwed.
I have faith. [laughs]
[Alix] I don't think I like dating.
I don't even know
how you start to find people.
I don't really want to,
like, go on a dating app.
I am too afraid to DM someone.
No one's DMing me.
Although, my problem is I'd be like,
"Mm, he DMed me."
Like, "He should bring me flowers
and write me a poem."
[Ashtin] Have you talked to Mom?
No, I actually haven't called her
since being here.
-[Ashtin] Do you wanna call her?
-Yeah. FaceTime mama.
[FaceTime ringing]
-[gasps]
-[FaceTime chimes]
-Oh!
-[Ashtin] Hey!
-Hey, you look so pretty.
-Oh! You look beautiful.
You girls both looked insane,
like, stunning at the shows.
I loved both of your looks.
You looked amazing.
-My mom is the sweetest person.
-[tender music playing]
I think especially because my parents
separated when we were younger,
we just had a different dynamic
with my mom.
She's a mom, a best friend,
and a sister all in one.
We do have a lot of similarities,
but she's still having boy problems.
So I hope we're not that similar. [laughs]
[Alisa] I miss you guys.
-I miss you.
-I miss you.
How are you feeling?
Um, better. No chemo, no radiation.
-[Ashtin] Yay!
-[whoops]
God willing, nothing changes.
And I'm so happy.
[Ashtin] Oh my gosh, I'm so happy for you.
When I first found out
my mom had breast cancer,
I was kind of just in shock, I guess.
Me and Alix are very close with our mom.
Now she's in recovery.
She doesn't have to
go through any radiation.
She's doing really well,
and she's in really high spirits.
So I couldn't be more happy for her.
She does have the BRCA gene mutation.
And it means you have
a much higher chance of getting cancer.
And there's a 50% chance
that your offspring can have it.
-So it's kind of scary.
-[music fades]
-[Alix] We wish you were here.
-I wish I was there too. Next time.
We're going out tonight
to find Ashtin a boyfriend.
Oh, perfect. What about you?
No boyfriends for you?
[Alix] You don't believe that?
Come on. You know my feelings.
She's been texting-- Braxton told me.
-You texted him. You texted him.
-She's so excited.
He texted me too.
You guys can't be texting each other.
-Mom still texts my ex-boyfriend.
-[laughs]
Who knows if
they'll ever get back together.
That's up to them.
But the Earles love Braxton,
and that just makes it
that much harder for poor Alix. [laughs]
[Alisa] Au revoir.
-Au revoir.
-Foie gras.
[Ashtin and Alisa laugh]
She said "au revoir", not "foie gras."
I thought she said "foie gras."
-[sassy rock music playing]
-[both laughing]
Dumbass.
Make you look twice
I'm the bitch for you… ♪
-[Ashtin gasps]
-[Alix] Look, this is so romantic.
Who needs boys
when we have each other?
-[both laugh]
-[Ashtin] You're all I need.
I'll bring you to your knees… ♪
[Alix] Let's take a shot.
-Oh, God.
-[music stops]
What if you flirt with him?
-Just practice.
-You don't know how to flirt either.
-What's your zodiac sign?
-Sorry?
Like, are you a Sagittarius?
I work, uh… in nights.
-[both laugh]
-[whimsical music playing]
We're here because
we need to learn how to flirt.
Like, I feel like the-- European men,
I feel like they're better at flirting.
-Like, talking to girls.
-Ah!
[Alix] They have a bit more game.
-Like, we don't really have any at all.
-No. So will you teach us?
-Give us some tips on how to find someone?
-[bartender] For the men in Paris?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
Now, uh, I think… a lady, calm and sweet.
-Damn, I'm out.
-[Ashtin laughs]
If this is what dating is like out there,
I don't know that we have
a lot to look forward to.
We're doomed.
[both laugh]
I'd never talk to a guy in my life
if I didn't have you.
-[laughing]
-[upbeat pop music playing]
I can't get enough, no♪
I can't get enough… ♪
[TJ] Thomas, wouldn't it be easier
to put underwear on?
[both laugh]
-[TJ and Ashley laugh]
-Stop!
You're on camera, you know!
-[TJ and Ashley chuckle]
-You're gonna get canceled.
[dogs barking]
-[chuckles]
-Just another day at the Earles.
-[TJ] Percy, nay. Hey!
-[lilting music playing]
It's chaos and a lot of laughter
and just a lot of fun.
We have a lot of chickens,
four goats, two mini pigs,
three ducks, one turkey,
one bearded dragon,
three dogs, two cats, and…
a snake?
Penelope!
Oh, God, Jesus-- Okay, okay, okay.
We don't really
take ourselves so seriously.
-And we're having the best time.
-[music stops]
-What do you say?
-Thank you.
[Ashley] Pull your pants up a bit.
[woman] Why do you think
your family is getting a television show?
So they can make profit.
-[woman laughing]
-[chuckles]
What do you think
of Ashtin moving to the city?
I love it because she's so close.
[Ashley] Alix, Ashtin and I's relationship
is extremely complex.
They put me through the wringer.
Ashtin and her mom are extremely close,
and it was a roller coaster.
There were moments that were like,
I don't think I'm strong enough
to make it through.
But we did. We did.
Are Alix and Ashtin your role models?
-Yeah. [laughs]
-[Ashley laughs]
Ashtin's like an adult now.
She's got her own place.
[Izabel] They're so mature.
I'm proud of them.
[music fades]
-Hey-o!
-[Ashtin] Whoa!
[laughing] That's the most action
I'm getting for the month.
You think I need a boob job?
I kinda want one.
-No. Don't get a boob job.
-But, like--
-How do you always--
-You're the cool, natural one.
How can you walk around
with your big fucking fake tits
and tell me I can't get a boob job?
One of my nipples is like on my shoulder.
It's like so crooked. But, whatever.
One's like here.
-Okay, like a normal nipple.
-And one's like… here.
[both laugh]
-You know, me and Braxton have a joke.
-About my nipples?
-We'd just look at each other and we'd go…
-[mischievous music playing]
-Are you fucking kidding me?
-[both laughing]
That's so fucked up.
What if I said something
about your fucking vagina?
What about it?
-What if I went…
-[music fades]
What does that even mean?
-I don't know.
-[both laughing]
Well, yeah.
That's usually why one nipple
is always hanging out of my clothing.
Just the one.
-Well, this is…
-She just wants to be seen.
-[Ashtin] She wants attention.
-[Alix] Yeah.
[Ashtin] Has Ashley been posting
on TikTok recently?
I honestly unfollowed her a few months ago
and I haven't followed her back since.
-I feel like--
-You unfollowed her?
I feel if she realized I unfollowed her,
she'd be pissed.
[Alix] I love Ashley's TikToks.
-Like what in the world is going on?
-[lilting music playing]
Ashley, I'm so sorry.
[Ashtin] We love you.
We were introduced to Ashley by my dad
right after my parents got divorced.
I didn't really know at the time
the history that my dad
and Ashley and my mom had.
It's a very sensitive topic to everyone.
But I'm so grateful
for the family that we have now.
How we got here was not so great.
But we'll get into that later.
[music fades]
Ashley gets a TikTok voice
and a camera voice.
I'm sure she'll do it tonight too.
-Where she kind of, like…
-"Hey, guys."
[both laughing]
-[electronic pop music playing]
-No time to be taking it… ♪
How are you?
[Ashtin] I need to shower.
I need to shower this off.
Where's my stuff?
[Alix] Percy.
-[Alix laughs]
-[music fades]
-Sit.
-[Percy whining]
[Alix laughing]
I'm trying to talk to Dad.
Is that okay? Can I talk to Dad?
I know it's exciting.
I know it's very exciting.
So the publications want
to talk about the Cooper thing?
-Yeah.
-What do you think about that?
[pensive music playing]
Three years ago, Alix Earle
signed with Alex Cooper's Unwell Network.
I think Alix has a feeling
that she owes her audience
an explanation of the truth
about what happened.
And I think Cooper and Unwell
mishandled the situation.
And then, after that,
the internet was on fire.
[woman] Alix Earle got quietly dropped
from Unwell in early 2025.
These two used to be tight.
Heard Alex Cooper had a falling out.
Are we ever going to get the truth
about what happened
between Alex Cooper and Alix Earle?
I just get scared because
everyone tells me not to fight with her.
Because they always win
and they always come out on top.
And she even said to me,
"You don't wanna go to war with me."
[dramatic music playing]
I definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper.
So I was fresh out of college. I was 22.
I had never done a podcast before.
Going into the Call Her Daddy interview,
I was so excited.
That was like on my dream board for years.
I was like, "Yay!"
It felt very personal,
like she was going to be an older sister
and look out for me.
So it was a really exciting time for me.
But she sold me on a dream,
um, that she was going to, like,
protect me and look out for me. And…
I feel like she took advantage
of my admiration of her.
-And she used that to her advantage.
-[music fades]
[TJ] Unfortunately, because they spoke,
you at some point are obligated
to set the record straight.
You have the truth.
And everybody else only knows their side
because although you haven't spoken,
they did speak.
The question is, when's the right time?
She's someone I looked up to,
she's someone I idolized.
And like, I'm hurt.
And I feel like people don't get that.
What if you just say,
"She's a bitch and they sucked"?
No. [laughs]
But like, that's not… I…
I feel like then I look petty.
But is fighting fire with fire the answer?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Or is it like just…
[both laughing]
Obviously, you have your vlogs,
you have the TV show,
you have a lot of places
you could… talk about it.
Um, the question is, when and where?
[driving pop music playing]
Can have anything ♪
Can have anything ♪
You can have anything ♪
Anything you want…♪
[Alix] Hey!
Hey!
[Alix] Yay!
Getting together with all of the Earles
is full of chaos.
My dad's with Ashley.
Ashley has to hang out
with her husband's ex-wife.
My mom is hanging out with my dad
and the woman that he cheated on her with.
I don't know. It's weird for all of them.
Once they have a few drinks,
who knows what's gonna
come out of whose mouth.
It's just the Earles,
and it's how we operate.
-[Alisa] How was your ride in?
-[Alix] It was great.
[laughs]
By the way,
the driver gave me a full report.
I say, "Were they talk shit?"
He goes, "A little bit."
I was like, "Oh no, what did they say?"
-We did talk about you a lot, actually.
-Yeah, we did talk about you.
-Good or bad?
-[Alix] Good.
We said we're so grateful
to have you as our manager.
We talked about how
you had to rescue our nudes last year.
-Oh, you really? You got into that?
-[Alix laughs] We did. Yeah.
-We've never actually talked about that.
-Yeah.
Oh my God.
-Dad saw all of our nudes.
-[pensive music playing]
No, I did not see all of them.
I saw enough of them to know it was you.
And then I was like, "All right,
what do we have to do to correct it?"
All right, what other topics
can we talk about?
I found out in the car today
that Ashtin unfollowed Ashley on TikTok.
-[Ashley gasps]
-Why?
-[Alix laughing]
-We…
First of all, I don't even post.
It was when you posted that one TikTok.
I crashed out, personally.
[lilting music playing]
I would never do that to you, but okay.
-You didn't realize?
-[Ashley] I didn't.
Because I'm so supportive of,
I feel like, everybody,
and that's a little fucked up.
I also think it's kind of fucked up.
-Fuck you.
-Kind of.
You know I love you.
-But I honestly just realized…
-[Ashley] Do you?
-[Ashtin] I still…
-[Ashley] I don't know.
[music fades]
-We met by chance at a bar.
-[pensive music playing]
I was married at the time.
[Alisa] That was a huge violation,
and it was, like, in the public eye,
which made it even,
you know, more difficult.
-I was in a hotel in New York with Ashley.
-[music turns dramatic]
The New York Post
had gotten a picture of us
because they noticed who Ashley was.
It was a shocking mess.
People know me from front page
in The New York Post.
Eliot Spitzer, a very big scandal.
I was cocktail-waitressing,
and somebody came up to me and said,
"Hey, you can make $1,000 an hour
going on dates with high-profile people."
I always thought that
it could be my secret forever.
And here we are.
I didn't know what the fuck to do. Um…
You know, you have all these people
around you that are…
Their whole world
was blown up in a moment's notice,
in a very public way.
And it was all on me. It was all my fault.
There were paparazzi following us
when we were going
to get ice cream with my dad.
He would be like, "Look, you look good
on the cover of The Post."
I'm like, "Oh, thank you, but I don't want
to be on the cover of The Post
side by side with someone
who had an affair with my husband."
We were really reluctant to have a stepmom
and a new girl in our lives, obviously.
I would, like,
put toothpaste in her shoes.
You know, that took a lot
to come back from.
It slowly developed
from when Izabel was born,
you know, just caring
for each other's children.
We've just all grown closer as a family.
[Alisa] You don't forget what happened.
It doesn't mean we can't all get along
and enjoy the people that we love.
[music stops]
[Thomas] How's Braxton?
Thomas, do you like Braxton or me better?
-That's not a good question.
-[family laughing]
If you never existed, Braxton would've--
I never would have found Braxton.
I feel like you guys all are Team Braxton
and no one is Team Alix.
You get your feelings hurt
because we like Braxton?
I don't get my feelings hurt.
But I feel like
this is just a common theme in my life
where everyone loves Braxton.
And I understand he's great,
but that doesn't mean that I'm bad.
My family loves Braxton.
-It doesn't do me any good to hear that.
-[somber music playing]
This is already hard enough for me.
So when they say those things,
it just feels like a slap in the face.
I don't want to hear from people
that I love most, that I trust most,
that I messed up my life.
Aren't you supposed to be on my side here?
[Thomas] We kinda have to lie
to make her feel better.
-[music fades]
-[laughs]
[Izabel] I'm Team Braxton.
I'm Team Both.
So listen, we love you kids
more than anything in the world.
Yeah.
And being able to do things together
with all you guys, it's not normal,
but it's our normal.
It's our family,
and I would do anything
to protect our family.
-That's everybody here.
-It's the new normal, we need to make it.
-[TJ] Cheers.
-That is sad.
It's such a special dynamic we have.
-[Alisa] I love you guys.
-And stop being mean to your sister.
-[lively pop music playing]
-Now I know ♪
You are who I've been looking for
We're never good enough… ♪
[Alix] My family
stresses me out sometimes.
I'm so excited
to spend some time with Sally.
I don't think could survive
without Sally for an hour.
All we do is text each other,
update each other, call each other.
She's like my hair extensions,
hopefully always there.
[lively dance pop music playing]
I hope you're ready
'Cause it's gonna be a good night ♪
I hope you're ready… ♪
-Over here.
-Thank you.
You're welcome.
Ma'am.
-Yay!
-Thank you.
Pleasure.
I'm so excited for a drink.
Would we be able to do two skinny
spicy margaritas, Casamigos Blanco?
-Right away.
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
-Of course.
I hope you're ready… ♪
[Alix] All right, well,
here's to our rebrand
and getting better, hotter,
funnier, and smarter.
Cheers.
-New year.
-New year.
-New us.
-[Sally] New us.
-Rebrand incoming.
-[Sally] Mmm.
I think that you need
to expand the horizons.
Who are we thinking
is on our roster for this year?
Not today, but just have fun with it.
I'm personally feeling a musician for you.
I just feel those vibes.
I feel like you would love to be
like a little groupie in the crowd.
-Really?
-[Sally] Mm-hm.
[indistinct chatter]
[Alix] But not a DJ.
Not a DJ.
-[waiter] Pardon my reach.
-[Sally] Our DJ era is way passed over.
-A pink knife?
-[Sally] Hot pink.
[waiter] Yeah.
Ah, it's hot pink. And mine's yellow.
Did you know that's my favorite color?
-[waiter] Really? I didn't.
-[Sally] Yes!
[Alix] Oh my gosh.
-Are you a witch?
-Cheers. Uh, maybe.
-[all laugh]
-Sixth sense.
-Cheers, ladies.
-[cell phone chimes]
-[Alix laughs]
-[message sends]
-Who's texting you?
-[Alix] Well…
[exhales] A boy.
What's he saying?
He wants to see me for lunch tomorrow.
[lilting, pensive music playing]
[woman] Do you have a new crush?
Do I have a new crush? Uh…
I went on a date,
but, like, it was secret and private.
Yeah.
And I'm like, this is so weird.
I like to go to a restaurant.
I guess you have
to go privately to a restaurant.
-I don't know. Like, how does this work?
-Do you go to, like, a private room?
I literally don't know.
I think that's what people do.
They date in secret for a while.
But you're not a secretive person.
-I don't know how we're gonna do this.
-I'm not good at keeping secrets.
-Okay.
-Ladies. What are you in the mood for?
-Could we have half a dozen oysters?
-Yes, okay.
-Thank you.
-[waiter] You're welcome.
I don't want any more athletes.
No? No more athletes?
-Hm. You can't have another boyfriend.
-No, no.
-I think we need to put it in a calendar.
-Okay, let's set a calendar.
Till when I can have another boyfriend.
I would say two years,
but I don't think I could last two years.
-No, I think a year.
-One year.
Hm.
[sighs] I don't know.
Alix saying that she has this mystery man
kind of worries me
that she's not gonna wait a year.
This is gonna be good.
I think it should be more than a year.
-But a year in Alix years is like 20.
-[pensive music playing]
No boyfriends.
Does it count if you go back to an ex?
-Yeah, no.
-[laughs]
[woman] How does Alix
usually handle breakups?
-By getting a new boyfriend. [laughs]
-[music fades]
[waiter] Ladies, I have
the dozen oysters for you.
-[Sally] Thank you. Yum.
-[Alix] Wow.
-[waiter] Cheers.
-[Sally] This is a mission of growth.
You've never been single.
I don't think I've been single
since I hit puberty, so…
No, we've been friends for ten years
and I don't think you've not been single
more than five minutes.
Yeah.
[pensive pop music playing]
[sighs]
[woman] Did you see the viral video
of Alix and T.B.?
-That's my soul that carries it ♪
-[scoffs]
-[inhales sharply]
-[woman] She's rubbing his back.
[music stops]
-[music resumes]
-Get up, up, up… ♪
[Sally] This is crazy. This is big news.
It's ground-breaking news.
[man] A video is now going viral
of Alix Earle getting very close
with Tom Brady at a club.
[woman on video] She just got done
with Dancing with the Stars,
and now she's dancing with Tom Brady.
Stopped me in my tracks.
…gotten the attention
of a lot of people on the internet.
He's the GOAT for bagging her.
I don't think I necessarily have a type.
It's just always, um, personality.
[whimsical pop music playing]
And then maybe athletes. [laughs]
Do your thing, do your thing ♪
Do your thing, do your thing ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
-Do your thing, do your thing ♪
-Do your thing, do your thing ♪
-Watch 'em stop for me, do your thing ♪
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Do your thing, do your thing ♪
Do your thing
Do your thing, do your thing ♪
-Straight up, yeah ♪
-Do your thing, do your thing ♪
[music stops]
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