Marriagetoxin (2026) s01e01 Episode Script

With "A human touch" as our tagline,
we've been in the temp business
for 15 years now.
We've come close to bankruptcy
more than once,
but I've used every dirty trick in the book
to get us back on our feet.
And today, I get to taste the fruits
of all that I've achieved.
Delicious. Not a hint of poison.
No problems, Mr. President.
Tamotsu. You, too, Natsumi.
Congratulations on your marriage.
Pump out a bunch of healthy boys for me.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Mr. President!
You useless piece of—
How?
It wasn't poisoned.
I didn't poison him!
So how'd you do it?
How'd you slip poison past
that hotshot poison taster?
I cultivated an immunity in the taster.
You did? How?
I spent three months
adding minute doses to his food
until he could survive a lethal dose.
But wasn't that a huge pain?
Well, yeah.
No one would expect me
to do something so ridiculous.
That's why we're able to stay in business.
By the way, Hikaru, have you given
any thought to you-know-what?
What do you mean?
Marriage.
Akari, do you seriously think
I could get married?
I don't meet any women in my line of work.
But—
I know.
Grandma wants to make one of us
the new head of the Poison Clan.
When I told her I couldn't
because I'm single,
she matched me up with
a total stranger from a branch family,
and nearly forced me to get hitched.
As if I'm that desperate to get married.
So the line of Poison Masters
ends with me.
I'll spend my life single,
and you should spend yours
with your girlfriend.
Well, it's not like I can see girls
going for you, anyway.
Can it.
Long time no see, Bug Master.
Glad to see you haven't changed—
Hey, c'mon, Julia.
Yeah.
I hear the Needle Master
has three kids now. All boys.
The food bills are no joke.
'Course, I plan to spend my life single.
Less stress that way. You know?
About that
I'm thinking of getting married soon.
She's a nice, quiet girl.
And she accepts me for who I really am.
Seriously?
Didn't think I had it in me, did you?
To be honest, I figured you had
even less chance than me.
You wouldn't know it,
but I worked myself to the bone.
Look at you, turning traitor.
Listen, Gero.
Me getting married won't change
the fact we're best buds.
Right?
Right.
Congrats.
See you, Gero.
Let's do this again
when things settle down.
Hey, Bug Master.
You're awesome.
I don't think I could ever find
my special someone like you did.
Marriage never made
a good impression on me,
but seeing you talk about it today,
I found myself thinking
maybe it's not so bad.
Not that it makes
any difference in my case.
It's such an honor to have you here, man.
You seem to be doing
awfully well for yourself.
We owe that to guys like you.
We offer "cleaning" services
at reasonable prices
even your average Joe can afford.
Oh, the ladies work here.
They're assassins-slash-secretaries.
Use them to help with work,
freshen up, or however you like.
No, thank you.
Hmm? That doesn't do it for you?
Ah, wait, Master! That's—
Bulletproof glass partition.
Pretty swanky, huh?
Here's the latest piece of human scum
I'd like your help with.
The heartless marriage swindler,
Mei Kinosaki.
She's been causing all sorts
of trouble on our turf.
Take care of her.
Um, who are you?
You're about to experience
nerve paralysis in your extremities
that'll work toward your brain.
You'll soon be in agony,
as if you're being ripped to shreds.
And you'll be fully conscious throughout.
Finally, I'll finish you off
with a deadly poison I've concocted.
Time to regret you were ever born.
Um
My name's Mei Kinosaki.
Have we met be—
Be quiet.
I'm sorry. It's just
You remind me of my first love.
I had to ask.
So the marriage swindler
is flirting to save her skin?
It's true I conned people.
I needed a lot of money
to save my little brother who's sick.
I took all the loans I could get and
worked jobs I could never admit to anyone,
but it still wasn't enough.
But if I can die with the spitting image
of the man I love watching over me,
maybe life isn't all bad after all.
So please, at least tell me your name.
It's Gero.
Boss, are you sure about this Gero guy?
I mean, he only works targets
who are criminals. "Human scum."
Who does he think he is?
He's a Poison Master.
The Gero family is one of the oldest
in the assassination business.
Anyway, he might have his silly hang-ups,
but he's in high demand.
That makes him the real deal.
- Now, let's watch him work.
- Mr. Gero
What?
I'm sorry. Forget I said anything.
Does this woman
really have
the hots for me?
Sorry for calling your emergency line.
What's wrong?
I'm moving back to the main house.
I wanted to tell you before I go.
What?
I'll give birth to a new Poison Master.
An heir to the Gero family.
One of the branch family
members is also looking for a partner.
Hey, hang on. You don't need to do that.
You don't get it at all.
Grandma's serious.
She told me so herself. If you don't carry
on the line, and I refuse to
they'll take away my freedom
and force me to have babies.
If that's the alternative,
I'd rather go to them on my terms.
Akari, what about your girlfriend?
I'll have to break up with her.
Don't do it.
What do you suggest?
Sacrificing yourself in my place?
That'd be even worse.
When else can I make myself useful?
Wait a minute.
If you don't want to die, marry me.
I need to marry to become
the head of the Poison Clan.
If I have to be with someone,
I want it to be you. At least you like me.
I can help with
your brother's illness, too.
Is it fair for me to be so lucky?
Of course
there's no way in hell I would.
That's the look I wanted to see.
I mean, I'm gonna die, and it'd piss me off
to go out without getting a shot in.
Man, what a relief.
You see couples and whether it's their
personalities, wealth, looks, or whatever,
they're all together
because they're a good match.
But a piece of shit who proposes
to a target he can just kill anytime
isn't a good match for anyone.
Figures.
Well, at least, if you're serious
about finding someone,
you've got to start by coming clean
about how you really feel.
Everyone finds their ideal partner
by figuring each other out,
butting heads,
and running themselves ragged.
Do you really only want
to get married for an inheritance?
Uh, Master?
Get on with it already.
We're paying good money
to watch you work.
I only dispose of human scum
who deserve to die.
It's not a justice thing.
I just don't take jobs that'd
make it hard to sleep at night.
Of course, murder's still murder.
And yet, I sometimes catch myself wanting
to live in peace with someone I love.
That side of me makes me
sick to my stomach.
The truth is
I wanna meet someone I like and lead
a fun, happy life as much as the next guy!
One where she asks, "How was your day?"
and we chat before falling asleep,
or she says "What's wrong?" when I cough.
But
There's no way I'll ever
meet anyone like that.
I never went to school. Not even daycare.
I've lived as a Poison Master
since I was old enough to form memories.
Showing weakness
leads straight to failure.
I could never open up
and bare my heart to a stranger!
So—
What are you talking about?
You just poured your heart out to me,
and we only just met.
You're right that being an assassin
is a big drawback.
But in that case, just work at meeting
all sorts of different people.
If you put yourself out there
and keep at it till you're worn-out,
someone who's into you
is bound to turn up.
'Course, it'll probably be hell.
Now, get it over with.
I'm human scum.
My brother's medical bills won't get paid
because I screwed up.
I'm taking away the future of the person
I care about the most.
How much scummier could I get?
Master Gero.
Why don't ya call it there?
You already got plenty of dating advice
out of that marriage swindler.
Now, finish this scumbag off.
No.
I need you.
Only an expert matchmaker
could marry all those people.
So I want to hire you
in that capacity.
I'll do everything I can to keep you
and your brother alive.
And in exchange,
you'll help me get married!
I've dated more people than I can count,
but I've never gotten
a proposal like that before.
Still—
That's if you make it
out of here, remember?
I'm real disappointed in you, Master Gero.
You see how it is.
We have a deal.
Killing the Poison Masters' heir apparent
will rocket us to the top of the industry.
You people take jobs from regular folk
at rock-bottom rates,
then use what you know to blackmail them
for the rest of their lives.
How many lives have you ruined?
Like I care. What's wrong
with taking suckers for a ride?
You think you're some kind of hero?
Just making sure you meet my condition.
You're all
human scum.
Shoot him!
Kill his ass!
Hey, where'd he go?
You get to have a front-row seat.
Now, watch this Poison Master work.
Wow. So I guess
you're not just all talk?
You really are that good?
They're still nobodies,
even when they gang up.
Anyway, I only used
my "300 Torments of Hell."
They'll live, and the trauma
will keep them out of the business.
Hikaru? You know what I said earlier?
I'm leaving now.
Akari.
You don't need to succeed Grandma.
Like I said, you have no idea what I'm—
I get it now.
Meeting someone you can love
and build a life with
is about as close to a miracle
as you can get.
So you ought to live with your girlfriend.
Tell Grandma
I'm going to get married
and lead the Poison Clan,
but I'm going to find a partner myself.
Seriously?
You always decide everything on your own.
Well, okay. I'll tell her.
What's the holdup? I can't get around yet.
H-How should I carry you?
I've never touched a girl except on jobs.
Where is it okay to touch?
Oh, don't worry about that.
I mean, I'm a guy.
Oh, in that case
Huh?
A bath after a blowup hits different,
don't you think?
Hey, Gero, wanna join me?
No, thanks.
Come on. Where's the harm?
No, thanks!
Ah, I feel fully alive again.
Kinosaki
"Doesn't look like any man
I've ever seen"?
Wanna see for yourself?
Why do you wear women's clothes?
What?
Because my latest mark was a man.
I wear men's clothes when I con women.
It's more fun when you can go
both ways, you know?
So, Gero, proposing to me was
the best move you could have made.
Pro
I can teach you how to hook anyone,
man or woman.
Then, hurry up and—
Here. Look at this.
I've registered you
for a matchmaking party.
Fill in your profile.
Huh? Wait, it's after midnight,
so this is today.
"Profession"?
Wait. Writing the truth
is probably a bad idea.
"Self-employed."
There are way more men
than women coming,
so I'll charm all the men
and leave you with fewer rivals.
Remember, Gero.
Grooming and fashion are just ways
to avoid making a bad impression.
Improving them will only
get you as far as "nice guy."
No one's gonna fall for you unless
we find your charm and bring it out.
Try different approaches and see.
Hello. It's nice to meet you.
My research tells me
first impressions are everything.
I've got the perfect pickup line.
I'm Gero.
I make million a year.
What were you thinking?!
She recoiled in horror!
But my "charm" is my income, right?!
It's the top feature in men!
Maybe, but blurting it out right away
makes you a jerk bragging about money!
At least look her in the eyes and smile
before you say anything.
Maybe I'll look up how to smile
when I get home.
Gero, we'll try this next.
A dating app will give you a chance
to settle in and really talk with girls.
I got you a date in seconds.
So let's go bring out your charm.
U-Um
A Poison Master should never eat anything
someone else serves him.
I developed that instinct
to protect myself,
but I doubt anyone here is out to get me.
So it will be fine! Totally fine!
How was that?
O-Okay, we'll try with this girl next.
N-Next is
Next.
Just today, I met nearly 30 women,
but I didn't exchange contact info
with a single one.
W-Well, you did the best you could.
Still, I know our goal
is to find your charm,
but I figured you'd hit it off
with at least one of them.
Kinosaki.
Maybe I just don't have any charm.
You do. I know you do.
It's just hidden,
so we can't see what it is yet.
I promise there are people out there
who will be into you.
I'm gonna polish you up and bring out
your charm so you can knock 'em dead.
Actually, I did find one thing
we can work with.
What's that?
You like DIY candy kits.
Huh?
People with niche hobbies
can have a great time chatting.
Also, is it me, or is this cleaner
wicked strong?
I mixed it myself. I call it "Joker."
Using deadly poison to fight stubborn stains
is my favorite way to de-stress.
I can make cleaning agents strong enough
to melt iron when I set my mind to it.
Oh, is this another niche hobby?
Maybe just never mention
this one to anyone, 'kay?
Found you.
Well, my place is this way.
See you tomorrow.
Sure.
Wait, Kinosaki! What do you mean,
"tomorrow"? Where?
Mei Kinosaki, what did you do
to my big bro?
Huh?
Don't give me that.
He used to brag he'd
make the living fossils
in this lame-ass biz beg for mercy.
Now he's saying he's gonna take over
the family cleaning service.
Maybe he got tired of life
in the big city?
That was a lead pellet.
Now that look gets my blood pumping.
I'm gonna make you tell me
everything that went down.
If you beg for your life like you mean it,
I might give you another—
I'd rather die than team up with trash
who con regular people.
You've got guts.
But people who make a living off
dirty jobs like ours
and still toss around half-assed morals
about who to target
can't survive in this business.
That pretty face of yours is your weapon.
I'll make sure you can never use it again.
My next shot'll be a shotgun blast.
B-Boss!
Up ahead!
Gero?
Who cares?
Turn him into roadkill!
What the
Y'know, being a cleaner
doesn't sound so bad.
- Translator: Timer Editor Quality
Control: Final Quality Control:
- William Varteresian Andy Ellis
SMR Salem Alabanza Michelle Tymon
- You dropped this.
- Thanks.
Thank you, Kinosaki.
I could never meet so many women
in one day on my own.
Just one rejection would have left me
moping for a lifetime.
I know I'm hopeless,
but I'm counting on you.
You know, I didn't get
anyone's contact info today.
Hey, are you listening?
Gero, would you mind giving me yours?
I doubt my friends list
will ever get any longer.
I don't know why,
but you're dazzling me right now.
I've got it. I've found it.
I've found your charm.
This is the story of the elite assassin
known as the Poison Master, Hikaru Gero,
and his search for a bride.
I mean, people call these kinds
of places "date spots," right?
Let's date with
a view to marriage!
Next time: "What is 'Charm,' Anyway?"