Martin Mystery (2003) s01e01 Episode Script

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don't stray out of my sight nelly i
don't want you getting lost in here
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hmm
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so
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came from the bog
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so
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keep it coming job desserts are the key
to maintaining this awesome
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um
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a piece of advice martin if you want to
pick up girls you should probably step
up the personal grooming what are you
talking about diana my grooming
oh
now look what you've done
when are you gonna grow up and stop
making messes
i don't make messes huh oh yeah
yeah okay well i bet you can't stay
completely clean for one full day
i so can but whoever loses and i'm sure
will be you has to give java a foot
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hurry up and open the door over there
java
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so much for lunch don't worry dai we've
got an all you can eat buffet right here
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hi guys
can i interest you with a frozen ice
cream treat i've got chocolate burritos
and giant banana split bars
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yes
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so
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don't be alarmed java it's just sanders
virtual combat simulator
cool
can i try
no
but you can investigate the strange
disappearance of a child from a library
in southern england southern england eh
could have something to do with
stonehenge a group of hippies
disappeared in the 70s you know
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thank you martin you've just set my
cloning research back about six months
and you almost lost our bet now if
you'll excuse me i have to save agent
anaconda from the reptile dispatching
cyborg
this way guys
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i just love the english countryside it's
so
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hi there i'm martin mystery secret agent
extraordinaire
and now allow us to introduce ourselves
properly i'm diana this is java and
that's martin we're from the center why
don't you tell us what happened sir
it was closing time and i told my nelly
not to stray out of sight
she didn't listen and then i heard her
scream and she vanished without a trace
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maybe an invisible man took her and that
would certainly explain a lack of
evidence why do i seriously doubt that
because you doubt everything diana
you're a skeptic
smooth move mr secret agent
extraordinaire uh diana it was all part
of my plan otherwise i never would have
uncovered all this cool goop wow
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wouldn't want to get my hands dirty and
lose our little better
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analyzing data samplers composition
acidic substrate complies chiefly of
sphagnum moss and peat aha bargu
bog gu that's odd forget the invisible
man my guess is a reanimated bog body
left this excuse me
oh yeah according to european folklore
those who met their end in the bogs
often came back as mommy seeking revenge
the only question is why is it taking
children where do you come up with this
stuff
paranormal market every issue comes with
a wealth of information and a toy
surprise of course
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i told my ian he wasn't allowed to leave
the house but he didn't listen and now
that thing's stolen him away
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monster
i knew it
don't worry we'll get your son back
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what's the most unbelievable thing i've
ever seen the fact that our abductor
just turned into a pile of worms or the
fact that the ground is glowing both i
mean sure i've heard shape-shifting in
space-time wormholes but i didn't know
they actually existed
so what do we do now open up the
wormhole thingy and morph ourselves
after the monster
too late for that the portal's closed
besides diving in that hole would pretty
much ensure that i'm java's official toe
toucher what so now because of our
stupid bet the trail is cold
not cold
it's a book covered in bogdu he must
have found it in the library
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tale of the boogeyman sounds like some
kind of freaky fairy tale more like
non-fiction check out what the main
character's up to
no way he's stealing kids
and dragging them off to his evil bog
world this is too freaky guess your bog
body theory wasn't so kooky after all
thanks i think
okay so now we know who our bad guy is
how do we stop him piece of cake all we
have to do is read ahead and see how
this boogeyman story ends
good thinking martin
except that the last page is missing
so much for outsmarting our monster
maybe not there's still one thing we
haven't tried
you want activated
according to the legend x he's a
mythological nursery monster from 13th
century england he comes out at night
and steals naughty children sealing him
in his boogie world for all eternity
wait a minute and nellie and ian were
both naughty that's why the boogeyman
took them
hey you're right only that still doesn't
tell us how to stop him don't be too
sure come on i've got a plan
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okay so we've gathered up the naughtiest
kids left in the town now tell me what's
your plan we get them to behave badly
and draw the monster right to them
that's your plan
that's the worst idea you've ever had oh
i have to admit son it doesn't sound
like a very bright idea to me either
aren't you a little young to be running
this investigation
trust me you've got nothing to fear java
and i will be here to protect your
children right then if you need help
we'll be outside
okay time to get this party started
who's up for jumping on their beds
well then get to it
at least someone around here appreciates
my genius yeah a bunch of 10 year olds
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okay it's been 10 milliseconds and
nothing i don't think the boogie guy's
going to show just be patient
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don't worry i'm on it
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selected
it's time to take the plunge
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hey look i managed to stay completely
clean am i good or what
if you're so good why don't you find the
stolen kids and get us out of this
creepy place
looks like the portal magically
transported us to some sort of alternate
world huh
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i thought this place looked familiar
check it out this is the boogeyman's
world
whoa you're right that just leaves one
question
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where are you over here
diana
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hey what's that
java stop it that tickles hey wait
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no no no we're the good guys we're here
to help you
we want to go home don't worry you're
with the master now i'll get us out of
here in no time
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kind of a whatever you are brings
innocent people to a place like this
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excuse me i'm not a child i am a young
lady
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so what are we gonna do now mister i'll
get us out of here in no time
no sweat i will get us out of here in no
time
okay just a small bump in the road
doesn't change a thing i can still get
us out
you better come up with something fast
before we suffocate in these
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be some sort of worms up here well if
only i had something to help me reach
like a big phone book
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perfect
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yeah here it is
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now to find that monster
we have to stop him before he takes the
children back into his world
mom two ought to do the trick
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let's see how you deal with this swamp
freak
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come on we need to get to the library
and find the last page of this book
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i'll check out the spot where nelly went
missing john and i will cover the rest
of the library
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there's no escape for naughty boys
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okay the triple bungee almost never
fails
i figured it out look in the end the
children send the boogeyman back into
his book
gotcha
he's trying to get out
man this guy doesn't give up
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and they all lived happily ever after
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no even after being so careful i still
got a stain on my shirt oh i guess we
know who's gonna be jabba's personal
hustle
massage
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i was in the area and thought i'd drop
by and congratulate you on a job well
done troops thanks though uh truth be
told i did everything myself
hey
did everything yourself
that's allowed
on behalf of the entire town we'd like
to thank you for saving our children
don't mention it it was my pleasure hey
martin can't you stay you're not like
other grown-ups maybe that's because he
hasn't actually grown up yet
hey look it wasn't a stain after all
it's a piece of paper from the library
looks like i'm really clean and you're
really massaging java's feet
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a deal's a deal guy get massages
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you