Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e01 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( bus engine )
( Western show playing on TV )
( gunshots, cowboys
and Indians shouting )
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm-mm.
( sighs )
( yawns )
Oh.
( click )
( siren blaring on TV )
Oh.
- ( click )
- ( game show playing )
( nature show playing )
( narrator mumbling )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Aw!
( music playing )
- ( narrator mumbling )
- ( chicks tweeting )
Hmm.
MR. BEAN: Hmm.
Mmm.
Ha.
Stay there.
Hmm.
( sneezes )
Oh. Hmm.
( sighs )
( camera clicks )
Oh.
Aah! Oh!
( crash )
( dog barks )
( mumbling )
( sighs )
( grunts )
Hello.
Oh.
( snickering )
Hee!
Bye-bye.
( door closes )
( humming )
Hmm.
( grunting )
( grunting )
Hmm!
Oh!
( grunting )
( straining )
Oh!
( clock chimes )
Oh!
Oh.
( fly buzzing )
Tsk! ( groans )
( humming )
( adventurous
music playing )
( tires screech,
cat squeals )
( music playing )
( tire screeching )
- TRUCK DRIVER: Oi!
- ( horn honks )
VAN DRIVER:
Hey! ( shouting )
( pedestrian shouting )
( brakes screech )
( engine reversing )
( birds chirping )
Ah!
( birds stop chirping )
( birds chirping )
( chirping stops )
( birds chirping )
( chirping stops )
( chirping stopping
each time camera appears )
Huh?
Ooh!
( music playing )
( chirping )
Hmm?
Hmm.
( frustrated sigh )
( ducks quacking )
Hmm.
Ohh!
MR. BEAN: ( gasps )
( wings flapping )
Hmm?
( gasps )
Hmm.
( muttering )
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ohh!
Stay there.
( revving engine )
( battery crackling )
MR. BEAN: Oh!
Ohh!
Oh.
( frog croaking )
- ( croaking )
- Come in, come in.
Ooh-ooh!
- ( croaks )
- Aah!
( wings flapping )
( crickets chirping )
MR. BEAN: Mmm.
- ( food sizzling )
- Oh.
Ah!
- Oh!
- ( alarm clock ringing )
Tsk! Ohh!
( tires screeching )
( horn honks )
( tires screech )
MR. BEAN: Come on. Come on.
( phone ringing )
( train whistle )
( music playing on TV )
( roaring )
( music playing )
( yawns )
Huh?
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Oh.
Oh!
( laughs )
Bye.
Uhh!
Aah!
No!
( bird chirping )
Oh.
Ohh!
Yes.
( camera clicking )
( woman humming )
MR. BEAN: Oh!
MAN: What do you think
you're doing,
sneaking up on my wife?
You some kind of weirdo?
Oh, no, you don't!
You get off my land.
You get out of here.
and take your camera with you!
Get out of here! Right!
Lean right, darling!
Pull!
Lean over, darling!
Pull!
( Mr. Bean screaming )
( woman laughing )
Come on.
( phone ringing )
( bees buzzing )
( statue breaks )
( birds chirping )
Oh, nice.
( kit squeals )
Hmm. Oh.
( fox growls )
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Ah!
( tires screech )
( Mr. Bean muttering )
( kits barking )
Hmm.
Oh. Oh, oh.
( fox hunt trumpet blowing )
Ohh!
( dogs barking )
( groans )
Oh! Ohh!
( barking )
I'm not a fox!
I'm not a fox!
I'm not a fox!
I'm just a dog!
( fox growls )
MR. BEAN: Huh?
( dogs barking )
( horses whinnying )
Thank you!
( horse neighs )
( tires screech )
There! In there!
Go on. Go on.
They must be here.
( growling )
Oh! Oh!
( dogs barking )
( panicked muttering )
( barking )
( gasps )
Ohh!
( raspberry )
( banging )
Ohh-aaah!
( growling )
( Mr. Bean screaming )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!