Prison School (2015) s01e01 Episode Script

[BOYS panting]
[coughs]
[ANDRE grunting]
[SHINGO]
Andre!
[GAKUTO]
He's not looking too good.
[KIYOSHI]
Shrug it off!
--[thud]
--[BOYS groans]
What's the big idea?!
Who said you maggots
could take a break?
[NARRATOR]
Hachimitsu Private Academy.
A boarding school known as much
for its strict discipline policy
as its stellar record
for college prep.
But the turbulence
of a new system
would shake the
campus to its core.
[SHINGO] I heard there were,
like, a ton of babes here
before I enrolled.
And to be honest, that's
why I signed up, man.
[JOE] Two hundred chicks
to each one of us!
[GAKUTO]
That's outrageous!
I like those odds!
[ANDRE] I had so many dreams
to live out after I enrolled.
[KIYOSHI]
Like losing your V-card
before spring even set in?
[SHINGO]
Never mind my virginity,
I haven't even
gathered the courage
to talk to a single chick--
Will you fools hold
your tongues?!
You're making it
hard to concentrate!
Hard to concentrate on what?
[GAKUTO]
Do you jest, sir?!
Watching for upskirts
and nip-slips!
So, uh Have you guys
talked to any girls yet?
[GAKUTO]
Nary a one!
[coughs]
Same as Four-Eyes.
No. It's too hard.
So the five of us have
talked to zero girls.
--That's just pathetic.
--[SHINGO sighs]
[KIYOSHI]
Hachimitsu Private Academy
has always been a
school for girls.
This is the first time in
history they've gone co-ed.
Wonder why the new
Council Chairman
changed the policy when
they took over admin.
[KIYOSHI]
All right, it's time.
I'm gonna go talk
to one of these girls.
Don't rock the boat!
Just sit here and
watch in silence!
--[JOE coughs]
--You don't wanna risk
making the girls hate you
on the first day, man.
Shingo's right.
You should bide your time.
[KIYOSHI]
Shut up!
Life's too short to chicken out!
And step one of getting laid
is finding the balls
to talk to girls!
Carpe diem, my brothers.
And she has the nerve
to say I'm a bitch?
--[KIYOSHI] Right on.
--[STUDENT 1B] Huh?
So, uh I'm new, so
[KIYOSHI] Shit! I didn't have
anything planned for this part!
Yeah, new guy
And, like, stuff.
[STUDENTS giggle]
Your hair's cool!
Hey, can I talk to you
girls for a minute?
[KIYOSHI]
Uh
Didn't I tell him it
was a terrible idea?
I, myself, have tried in
earnest to speak with them.
But not a single fair maiden
would deign to speak back to me!
Yeah, but what if that's
'cause you're a weirdo loser?
My mom thinks I'm cool!
[KIYOSHI]
Crash and burn, dudes.
Verily! He suffered
the same fate!
Our feeble attempt to
curry favor has failed!
[STUDENT 1A] What was it you
wanted to talk to us about?
[UPPERCLASSMAN] The notice
that was being passed around
yesterday Did you see it?
The thing about the
Underground Student Council?
I thought it was just
some weird joke.
If only it was that simple.
In any case, if I were you,
I wouldn't talk to the boys
when the crows are around.
Not if you want to survive
your time at school, that is.
[KIYOSHI] Being stuck in
class is stressing me out.
It's weird being the
only boy in the room.
[KIYOSHI]
Aw, man
Way to be inconspicuous, idiot.
[CHIYO gasps]
[KIYOSHI]
Uh
[CHIYO]
Raiden
Tame'emon.
[KIYOSHI gasps]
[CHIYO gasps]
[KIYOSHI] Thanks a ton for
this stupid eraser, mom!
Now the cutest girl in class
thinks I like watching
fat dudes slamming
into each other!
--This sucks royally!
--[bell chimes]
--[CHIYO] So, hey
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
[CHIYO]
Sumo A-Are you a fan?
You have the same
eraser that I do.
Sumo?
It's the coolest!
What could be
keeping Sir Kiyoshi?
[JOE]
What if he's with a girl?
[SHINGO]
Nah, that's not very likely.
[ANDRE]
M-Maybe he has an upset tummy.
Now that you mention it,
he does look the sort
to have infirmity
of the bowels.
[KIYOSHI]
We talked about sumo wrestling.
I don't think Kiyoshi's coming.
[JOE]
He's with a broad.
[SHINGO]
Fat chance! On day one?
[ANDRE]
Maybe he's on the potty.
Now that you mention it,
he does look the sort to
have explosive diarrhea.
[KIYOSHI] And then we kept
talking about sumo wrestling.
[sighs] It's so cool that
we're both super into sumo.
I know, right? What're the odds?
[KIYOSHI] I just kept repeating
crap I heard my mom say.
So, Kiyoshi
How would you like to
start a school league?
If I don't have to participate,
and can watch from the
sidelines, then count me in!
You mean it?
There is a big
tournament coming up
So would you like
to go with me?!
[CHIYO] Or not!
No pressure or anything.
I'll go! That sounds awesome!
[CHIYO gasps]
Su-more of you later.
[giggles]
[KIYOSHI]
So friggin' cute!
Whatever it is you're
doing over there, buddy,
knock it off.
You're creeping me out, dude.
[GAKUTO] You didn't hear
a single thing we said.
Sorry, man.
What are we talking about?
[SHINGO]
I told you!
Go peeping?!
[SHINGO]
Shut up, bro! Not so loud!
And where is this going down?
[SHINGO] We're scoping
out the girls' baths.
--We're allowed?!
--'Course not, dumb ass!
Damn, it sounded fun!
What, have you seen a real
live girl's bongos before?
[KIYOSHI]
No.
I haven't either!
Sir Kiyoshi, have you
ever seen a lady's rump
in the flesh, as they say?
Muff! Coochie! Vagina!
Word up.
[coughs]
[KIYOSHI]
Shit! He's becoming a zombie!
No, he's not turning;
he just has some
gross-ass canker sores.
Brassieres and derriere
--Then all the way "down there."
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
Let's go.
Now, dear friends,
the stage is set.
Let us go forth post haste.
One for all, and all for one!
And of course
[ALL]
Death to all traitors!
[ALL]
Tonight, we strike!
[GAKUTO]
According to my research,
Class 1-1 has a
disproportionate amount
--of sextra hot talent!
--Yeah?
[KIYOSHI]
Class One-one?
That's my class
which means
Chiyo!
She's-- She's gonna be in there!
Damn it! No way in hell!
I can't let this batch of
cretins see Chiyo naked!
I already put in my time!
--But if I say anything
--[BOYS] Kill! Kill! Kill!
[KIYOSHI]
What do I do?
Eros or Thanatos?
[BOYS panting]
[SHINGO]
So tell me
How exactly are we
gonna peep from here?
Oh damn, what a shame!
I really wanted to see some
naked girls and stuff
but I guess we'd better
--turn around--
--[GAKUTO] Never fear!
Because technology is here.
So we're rockin'
videophones now?
[GAKUTO]
Indeed.
We lower this phone
down using a rope,
while we stealthily relish the
view of the girl's changing room
via the unit up here!
Whoa, hold on!
Not so fast, bro!
We must strike now with
what we have at our disposal!
Fortune favors the bold!
[SHINGO]
See anything?
--[BOYS grumbling]
--Hey, guys, let's just
call it quits, okay?
[KIYOSHI] There's no way
I'm gonna let these idiots
see Chiyo naked before
I get the chance to!
How hard would it be to
push them all over the edge?
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Huh?
It's Chiyo!
If she's down there,
then the coast is clear!
--[BOYS muttering]
--[KIYOSHI] Okay!
Have it your way.
It's like they say, if you
can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Now hand me that
rope, Four-Eyes.
There. I'll lower it
down nice and steady,
and you guys can
take first watch.
Well, sir, that is
your phone on the line.
So it's best for
you to be the one
--to handle it.
--Yeah, leave it to me.
It's my phone, after all.
Uh-- My phone?!
--[rope snaps]
--[clack]
--[BOYS sceams]
--Room's empty! No one saw!
--No deal!
--Kiyoshi, you fool!
Now it's stuck down there!
What made you think it
was okay to use my phone
without permission?!
This isn't the time!
Before someone walks in,
--Go get it!
--What? Why should I?!
'Cause it's your
phone, so move it!
[JOE coughs]
[KIYOSHI grunts]
[gasps] Target acquired.
Well done, Kiyoshi!
Now return to--
[BOYS screams]
[KIYOSHI]
Hm?
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Not Chiyo!
[CHIYO]
Uh Hello.
[KIYOSHI]
This is it, man.
Your high school life is over.
She'll call for help.
Prepare to be branded a pervert
and to get kicked out of school!
The rest of your days will be
spent with people pointing
--fingers at you behind
--[screams]
your back!
[SHINGO]
We should split.
Is that you
--Mayumi?
--[KIYOSHI] Huh?
Didn't I say you could get
started without me, you silly.
--What the hell?
--I took my contacts out earlier
so I've been stumbling around,
bumping into things
all over the place.
[KIYOSHI]
Wait! She's blind as a bat?
That means
[SHINGO]
The mission's still on.
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
--[BOYS screams]
[KIYOSHI]
I don't believe it!
Chiyo's taking her clothes
off! Right behind me!
[BOYS screams]
[CHIYO] Mayumi, why aren't
you getting undressed?
We're going to run out of time.
[KIYOSHI panting]
I don't wanna watch you
take your clothes off!
[KIYOSHI]
Please, Chiyo.
Hurry on into the baths,
so I can sneak out of here.
--[CHIYO] All right!
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
Let's do it, Mayumi.
She just said,
"Let's do it," broseph!
Sir Kiyoshi!
Your bravery in facing your doom
will grant you a
place in Valhalla!
[KIYOSHI gasps]
[STUDENTS chattering]
[KIYOSHI]
Heaven!
[GAKUTO]
His warrior spirit is humbling.
Are we going to let
Kiyoshi face this alone?
No way.
We can't let him be the only
hero and hog all the glory.
Muff.
Well then, our
choice is clear!
[ALL]
To Heaven!
[GAKUTO] Huh. Sir Andre,
you have a crow atop thy pate.
--[ANDRE screams]
--[SHINGO] Gakuto!
--You've got one on your junk!
--[GAKUTO screams]
--These crows're nuts!
--[CROWS caw]
[cawing continues]
[BOYS scream]
[CHIYO] The boy in my class
said he'd totally go with me
to see some sumo matches!
But it was kind of weird.
After talking to him,
I got a week's punishment,
whatever that means.
And what's with this "prison"
and "Underground
Student Council" stuff?
[KIYOSHI] What's an
Underground Student Council?
Hey, there you are.
Looks like you
found your shampoo.
Huh? Mayumi?
[MAYUMI] You said to
get started without you
while you went back
to grab it, so I did.
Oh, good. I'm glad
you didn't wait.
But if you're here,
--then who is she?
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
--[CROWS cawing]
--[BOYS screaming]
[GAKUTO]
Quoth the raven, nevermore!
[BOYS screaming, crying]
[GAKUTO]
Who goes there?
Sorry about
grabbing you earlier.
[KIYOSHI]
What do I do? What do I do?!
My bad.
So what's your name?
--Huh?
--[KIYOSHI gasping]
Is this the final chapter
of my laughably short life?
--[doors rattle, clang]
--[STUDENT 1C] The boys
--are peeping!
--[STUDENTS gasp]
The Underground Student Council
caught the jerks in the act!
--Everyone to the quad!
--Wait, I haven't
--had my bath!
--No time for that!
Hold on, are you coming with us?
--[MAYUMI] Come on, I'm leaving!
--[CHIYO] Wait!
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Salvation!
[STUDENTS murmuring]
Tell me where the other one is.
He's inside!
The four of us were
the only ones peeping!
--[whip cracks]
--[screams]
I know you're trying to
protect him by lying.
--You should tell me soon,
--[yelps]
--for the sake of your crotch!
--[yelping continues]
--Let 'em have it.
--[STUDENTS chatter]
--[HANA] Yeah!
--[STUDENTS] Yeah!
--[BOYS scream, whimper]
--[thud, smack]
What is going on out there?
[MARI] That's the
Underground Student Council.
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Well, well
You're new here, right?
For you.
[KIYOSHI] "Official
Underground Student Council
Underground Guide Book"?
I don't get it, is it official
or is it underground?
[MARI] This is the Underground
Student Council Secretary,
Hana Midorikawa.
That's the Vice President,
Meiko Shiraki.
The girls of the
Underground Student Council.
An elite squad of
enforcers for the school,
they deal with behavior issues.
Damn. Then who's the boss?
Oh, how rude of me.
Check the previous page.
"The 20th president of the
Underground Student Council."
They call me Mari,
the Crowmaster.
She's you!
Lucky me
--[BOYS screaming]
--[STUDENTS yelling]
[MEIKO]
Madam President.
Kiyoshi, no!
[KIYOSHI grunts]
Most impressive, Madam.
Deal with this scum, won't you?
[KIYOSHI groans]
--[KIYOSHI] No Chiyo
--[CHIYO gasps]
--[STUDENTS muttering]
--Totally gross.
--[STUDENTS muttering]
--Sicko pervs.
--[STUDENTS muttering]
--Disgusting.
[STUDENT 1A]
I wish they would die!
These five stand accused of
violating the human rights
of their female classmates.
As well as multiple counts
of sexual harassment.
Disgusting!
Sentencing will
begin immediately.
The guilty are hereby
ordered to serve one month
in the school prison!
[KIYOSHI gasps]
[MARI]
I'll be frank with you.
The Underground Student Council
does not tolerate
insubordination.
Don't think of doing something
foolish, like trying to escape.
If one of you morons even
tries to make a break for it,
each of your sentences
will be extended by a month.
A second attempt will tack
on another three months.
Three strikes,
and you're expelled.
That's it. Do you
have any questions?
How dare you condemn us
for violating human rights,
then chain us up like animals--
[MEIKO] Your right to
speak has been revoked.
How are we supposed to
do our school work?
During incarceration,
you'll use this monitor to
take your classes remotely.
How 'bout this?
My parents have a little chat
with the Board of Education?
[MARI]
Go ahead.
What, really?
[MARI]
By all means.
Confess to them that you
were caught peeping.
You can even use my
phone, if you'd like.
Any other school,
you'd be expelled.
Here, you have an
in-school suspension.
It all boils down
to two options.
Get the hell out of here,
or you can try to
behave yourselves
while serving your sentence.
[MEIKO]
Time to get your hands dirty.
You have three days to build
a barricade around the prison
using the materials provided.
After school time is strictly
for my Three Kingdoms
study sessions--
[groans]
[MEIKO] No more talking
without permission.
The rest of you take note.
Obey me or learn a
similar lesson in manners.
Chiyo's watching.
[SHINGO groans]
Idiot.
Who said you could
drink any water?
Real sorry, I forgot to ask!
[MEIKO]
If you can't learn when told.
Then I'll have to
beat it into you!
I don't care what she said,
this is going too far!
Kiyoshi, take it easy.
--[MEIKO] Get back to work!
--[coughs]
[MEIKO]
That's gross.
He has a frail
constitution, Mistress!
Our records indicate
that this boy suffers
from an extreme case
of canker sores.
Are there any other repulsive
ailments I should know about?
Well?
--Screw you.
--The only thing wrong with you
is your filthy mouth!
[ANDRE grunts]
Hippo made a friend?
How charming.
Thanks for trying to
protect me, Andre.
Heh, heh, my enormous body
can absorb more damage
--than yours.
--[MEIKO] How interesting.
Hey, Double Stuffed, my boots
are dirty and it's your fault.
Lick them clean, worm.
[BOYS gasp]
[ANDRE gasps]
[MEIKO]
What's wrong?
Either lick my boots
or get back to work.
[ANDRE gasping]
[panting]
You have made your point.
[gasps]
Whatever he's done, no one
deserves that kind of treatment.
Hands off, Prick.
I'll lick it, Kiyoshi.
It's okay, really.
It's not okay!
This poor boy's tongue
is not responsible
for your boot's shininess!
[MEIKO]
That's enough work for today.
Is everybody all right?
She really worked you
guys over pretty hard.
--Hey, Kiyoshi
--You don't have to thank me.
All for one and one
for all, Brother.
When we go out for
work again tomorrow,
do me a favor and
don't talk to me, okay?
You can count me in
on that action, too.
I, myself, request the same.
Yeah, ditto.
I don't understand! How're you
turning me into the bad guy?!
Andre! You had to have
been super pissed, right?
Yeah! I was real pissed off.
I wanted to lick those
thigh-high boots!
Damn! It's not fair.
My tongue was mere inches away
from them! Why did you stop me?!
[SHINGO]
I know Let it out, Andre!
[JOE]
Maybe she'll make me do it!
[coughs]
You've gotta be kidding
me You wanted that?
We should be saying
the same to you!
I refuse to believe
that any straight man
wouldn't want to be
perpetually pushed around
by such extreme hotness!
Yours truly has never beheld
the awesome majesty of
a girl's legs and panties
so close up before,
much less that hot!
Yeah, what he said!
Her spit was freakin' delicious!
I said "screw you" in
a girl's face today!
[KIYOSHI] These guys are the
worst or so I thought.
[thud]
[MEIKO]
You know, at this rate,
I don't think you idiots
can finish your work
--by tomorrow.
--[KIYOSHI] Never ever think
that it can't get worse.
Damn you, I won't bow
to Gestapo tactics!
Punish me, my queen!
Any failure of his is a failure
on the part of yours truly
for not providing the
proper motivation to the boy!
--No, bash me!
--No, me! Please, Mistress!
--Thigh-highs!
--[MEIKO] Get back, all of you!
--[BOYS groan]
--[MARI] It seems Meiko's
disciplinary approach
has backfired.
Hana It's your turn.
Listen up.
You haven't made
enough progress,
so we had to change things.
From now on, Hana will
assist my role as overseer.
Reporting for duty,
by Executive Order
of the President!
[KIYOSHI]
She's pretty cute.
[GAKUTO]
A flowery maiden.
[ANDRE]
I'd lick that.
Okay, today we're
going to have some fun!
It's a four leaf clover hunt!
Let's go! [giggles]
We'll press them and put them
into adorable bookmarks.
Then we'll sell them
at the school fair
and donate the money
to underprivileged kids!
Little four-leaf clover,
bring good luck on over! ♪
[KIYOSHI]
I like the new girl. ♪
She's all right,
but I like what's over
there a whole lot more.
[GAKUTO gasps]
Indeed, the land
of milk and honey!
Exactly, and they're way spicier
than the cold tamale we got now.
[HANA] Oh hey, what are
you guys talking about?
Any luck with those clovers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're lookin', Toots.
Huh?
[SHINGO]
Eh?
[HANA] Don't you ever patronize
me, you pathetic wannabe!
[BOYS scream]
I forgot to say Hana is
rated in the top four
of her inter-high
school karate league.
--It's true!
--[BOYS] Ma'am!
[STUDENT 1D]
So the prison really exists?
I thought it was a rumor.
I'm glad! Those boys
got what they deserved.
I don't understand why
they don't just expel them.
No one who likes sumo
can be all bad.
--[gasps] Did you say something?
--[CHIYO] Mm
--[BOYS panting]
--[JOE coughing]
[HANA] Wow! You sure
collected a lot of clovers!
Good work, boys.
What's this? A
three-leaf clover?
You simpletons wanna try
to explain this to me?!
[ANDRE]
Her beatings suck.
[GAKUTO] I'm just not in
to that kind of violence.
[SHINGO]
She's no fun at all.
[JOE coughs]
not fair!
[KIYOSHI]
And why?!
Why is she wearing those
lame jorts under her skirt?!
We can't even hope for
a glimpse of panty
while we're being stomped!
Now, go look again,
but do better!
[BOYS]
Yes, ma'am!
[MEIKO] I can't say I care
very much for the flavor
of this herbal tea.
How rude! That's my own
personal "original blend"!
Things with Meiko were better.
I'm gonna go look over there.
--[squawk]
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
[sighs]
[CHIYO]
I knew it!
No one who likes sumo
can be all bad.
[KIYOSHI] I still haven't
apologized for the peeping.
She probably hates me already.
But if I just come clean,
maybe she'll forgive me.
--Hi, Chiyo--
--[CHIYO] You didn't do
what they said.
You wouldn't peep.
You're too sweet for
something like that.
I knew it!
[SHINGO]
We're freakin' dead.
After all our
searching, this is it.
That Hana chick is gonna crush
our skulls into a fine powder!
Not just yet.
There may still be a chance
of escaping the wrathful fury
of the psychopathic
chick in bad jorts.
You think so?
What? You only found one?
Do you want to die?
Madam Hana
Were you aware that each
of the clover's four leaves
has a distinct and
symbolic meaning?
[HANA gasps]
Uh Like hope.
Integrity.
Fortune.
The last represents love.
In other words, we are
a four-leaf clover!
Meaning when you strike us,
you're trampling on a pristine
field of dew-laden green--
[HANA]
This allegory is heavy-handed!
Besides, none of you scumbags
would make a good luck charm.
You! What happened
to the other one?!
He went searching for more
clovers all on his own.
[CHIYO]
My grandma used to say,
"No one who likes sumo
wrestling can be bad."
I think she was on to something.
After all
The kind of person who'd help
a baby bird is not a peeper.
[KIYOSHI]
Out with it!
You have to tell her now
or else later on
[CHIYO]
That sumo match we talked about?
You can't go for
a while, I guess.
Ah! Someone's coming!
I'll see you later!
[KIYOSHI sighs]
[KIYOSHI] Just tell her the
truth, you stupid idiot!
[KIYOSHI]
Hey, Chiyo!
[CHIYO]
Huh?
I give you my word!
We'll watch sumo soon!
[KIYOSHI] Way to screw
everything up, mouth!
I was going to confess to her,
but now I'm making
promises I can't keep!
[CHIYO chuckles]
[KIYOSHI] And there goes
my chance to be decent.
[HANA whimpers]
[KIYOSHI]
Oh dammit!
Is she here looking for me?!
[HANA] It's no use!
I just can't hold it!
[KIYOSHI gasps]
Guess I drank too
much dandelion tea.
[KIYOSHI] If she catches me
watching her, I'm dead!
--[CROW caws]
--[KIYOSHI gasps]
[KIYOSHI]
Next time on Prison School:
"The Man Who Viewed Too Much"