Scissor Seven (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
Kill Bad Guys, Earn Good Money
1
MISSION 1
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY
TARGE
You really are the greatest killer
in the world.
Here's a hundred million. Take it.
I'm sorry.
Someone paid me more to kill you.
We'd be rich.
RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
One beef offal, please.
Okay, right away. Do you want it spicy?
Less lungs and more tripe, please.
SEVEN'S BEEF OFFAL
Done!
So over the top.
It's just a simple bowl
of beef offal, anyway.
Go home and eat oxtail.
Seven, don't sell beef offal anymore.
Let's go be killers.
It pays well, with great benefits
and flexible work hours.
There's even an annual bonus
and traveling overseas.
Where else can we find such a nice job?
You said the same thing
about selling beef offal.
You don't want to know your past?
Does my past
have something to do with killers?
Of course not.
But, if we make enough money,
I can take you to Stan.
There's nothing they can't do
with the technology there.
They can definitely recover your memory.
How much money would that take?
A million yuan.
Hired Killer is the oldest profession
in the world.
TARGE
Where there are people, there is hate.
Where there's hate, there are killers.
There are generally two types of killers.
One is full-time killers
that are organized and disciplined.
They are supported by the government.
Some countries call them special agents.
TARGE
The other is self-employed killers.
They are usually individuals
with great talent.
The top ten killers
are all superior fighters,
and their services are expensive.
However, they will never miss a target.
Meanwhile, killer is also
an indecent profession.
Killers would need a proper job
to hide their identities.
SENIOR STYLIS
Excuse me. Another beer, please.
But I'm only great with scissors.
How would I know how to be a killer?
Throw the soda away.
A young man with no past, no family,
no friends, no morals,
and no money like you
is the best candidate to be a killer!
Crash course to become a killer!
Hey!
Why did you throw my chopsticks
on the floor?
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 1
SECRET INFILTRATION
This is my newest invention.
GaiBa Egg!
First of all,
imagine what you want to become.
Then, break this GaiBa Egg.
You'll transform into what you want to be.
However, it's only an appearance.
You don't get
the relevant abilities and attributes.
It's a wonderful invention!
Don't suppress yourself.
Go ahead and compliment all you want.
With this GaiBa Egg,
you can be a killer yourself.
You ungrateful jerk!
I did all this to make a million,
so you can recover your memory!
You think I did it so I can buy a mansion,
sit in a luxury car, drink wine,
and smoke cigars?
I did all this for you!
So vulgar!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 2
KILL WITH ONE STRIKE
The timing has to be right.
Oops.
You have to focus.
The meatball will float up
when it's cooked.
You have to pick it up once it floats up.
That's when the meatball tastes the best.
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 3
FLEE FROM THE SCENE
Super speed flying chicken!
Xiao Fei is not a normal chicken.
He's a flying chicken.
Look at how chubby he is.
It doesn't seem like he can fly.
My pants are falling!
-Help! My pants are falling!
-Bye!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 4
MERCILESS
I cut my finger! It's bleeding!
That's it, I'm done practicing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fine.
You are now a professional killer.
CERTIFICATE OF GRADUATION
You don't need a certificate.
Actual combat experience
is what's important.
Look over there.
Someone is hosting
a wedding feast over there.
You go there, cut the bride's hair off,
and then escape.
She's getting married.
It's such a special day.
Actually, the groom's ex-girlfriend
paid us 500 yuan to do it.
Wow, that much?
It's only her hair.
COMBAT EXERCISE COURSE FOR A KILLER
It'll grow back.
Welcome to the wedding
of Mr. Chen Jiajie and Ms. Li Sanjin.
What a lovely couple!
What's more enviable is that
they are also childhood sweethearts
who grew up together.
Let's take a look at the beautiful moments
they spent together!
What's there to look at? Might as well
eat a piece of roast pork instead.
SEVEN
Pig demon!
Why don't I have any past memories?
What kind of person was I?
These two childhood sweethearts
are making everyone jealous.
Why are memories so beautiful?
Sorry, I cut the wrong one.
Shit! Run!
Don't follow me!
Run separately!
Are you from Stan?
STAN ROBOT - SKILL: RESOURCE EXPLORATION
FIGHTING CAPACITY: 750
I heard the technology in Stan
can recover someone's memory.
Is that true?
I'm only a robot from Stan.
My memories are all implanted.
However, my data shows that
Stan does have that kind of technology.
Is this token on the ground yours?
Oh, yeah. So I dropped my token.
But I've forgotten
Why do you turn the light on
in broad daylight?
My data shows that
anyone with this token
is an enemy of Stan
and must be executed.
I almost died.
Vandalism.
Pay a 500 yuan fine.
Focus. Qi Controlled Scissors!
I give up.
Wait! Tell me.
Who am I, and why do you have to kill me?
My data shows that you are--
Damn it! Let him finish
before you kill him!
Why do you have the token
from the killer league?
A token from the killer league?
Is she talking about that?
Speak, or you'll die.
Mission failed.
Initiating self-destruction.
Damn!
The token.
Wake up! Stop sleeping!
I just asked you to cut some hair
and you created an explosion.
You failed the mission.
All we can eat now are steamed buns.
If you're not going to eat it, I will.
So delicious.
Is it because I'm too hungry?
Dai Bo, how do we find people
in the killer league?
Killer league is
a mysterious organization.
They usually come for you,
and you will never find them.
However,
if you can enter the top 100
on the killer ranking list,
a lot of killer leagues will come
and ask you to join them.
SEVEN
Let's do it.
You can be my manager.
SEVEN
SENIOR HAIR STYLIS
SKILL: QI CONTROLLED SCISSORS
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
I want to be a top 100 killer.
I admire your ignorance.
OWNER OF DAI BO HAIR SALON
SKILL: PROP INVENTION
I've rented the Dai Bo J
Hair Salon downstairs.
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
That would be our place to take orders.
There's more.
I had a new pair of scissors made for you.
They can cut anything.
Let me put up the couplets first.
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY.
ARM RISES AND SWORD FALLS.
Hey, beauty! Do you want to
come in for a hair wash?
We also provide special services, too.
Scumbag!
MISSION 1
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY
TARGE
You really are the greatest killer
in the world.
Here's a hundred million. Take it.
I'm sorry.
Someone paid me more to kill you.
We'd be rich.
RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
One beef offal, please.
Okay, right away. Do you want it spicy?
Less lungs and more tripe, please.
SEVEN'S BEEF OFFAL
Done!
So over the top.
It's just a simple bowl
of beef offal, anyway.
Go home and eat oxtail.
Seven, don't sell beef offal anymore.
Let's go be killers.
It pays well, with great benefits
and flexible work hours.
There's even an annual bonus
and traveling overseas.
Where else can we find such a nice job?
You said the same thing
about selling beef offal.
You don't want to know your past?
Does my past
have something to do with killers?
Of course not.
But, if we make enough money,
I can take you to Stan.
There's nothing they can't do
with the technology there.
They can definitely recover your memory.
How much money would that take?
A million yuan.
Hired Killer is the oldest profession
in the world.
TARGE
Where there are people, there is hate.
Where there's hate, there are killers.
There are generally two types of killers.
One is full-time killers
that are organized and disciplined.
They are supported by the government.
Some countries call them special agents.
TARGE
The other is self-employed killers.
They are usually individuals
with great talent.
The top ten killers
are all superior fighters,
and their services are expensive.
However, they will never miss a target.
Meanwhile, killer is also
an indecent profession.
Killers would need a proper job
to hide their identities.
SENIOR STYLIS
Excuse me. Another beer, please.
But I'm only great with scissors.
How would I know how to be a killer?
Throw the soda away.
A young man with no past, no family,
no friends, no morals,
and no money like you
is the best candidate to be a killer!
Crash course to become a killer!
Hey!
Why did you throw my chopsticks
on the floor?
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 1
SECRET INFILTRATION
This is my newest invention.
GaiBa Egg!
First of all,
imagine what you want to become.
Then, break this GaiBa Egg.
You'll transform into what you want to be.
However, it's only an appearance.
You don't get
the relevant abilities and attributes.
It's a wonderful invention!
Don't suppress yourself.
Go ahead and compliment all you want.
With this GaiBa Egg,
you can be a killer yourself.
You ungrateful jerk!
I did all this to make a million,
so you can recover your memory!
You think I did it so I can buy a mansion,
sit in a luxury car, drink wine,
and smoke cigars?
I did all this for you!
So vulgar!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 2
KILL WITH ONE STRIKE
The timing has to be right.
Oops.
You have to focus.
The meatball will float up
when it's cooked.
You have to pick it up once it floats up.
That's when the meatball tastes the best.
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 3
FLEE FROM THE SCENE
Super speed flying chicken!
Xiao Fei is not a normal chicken.
He's a flying chicken.
Look at how chubby he is.
It doesn't seem like he can fly.
My pants are falling!
-Help! My pants are falling!
-Bye!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 4
MERCILESS
I cut my finger! It's bleeding!
That's it, I'm done practicing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fine.
You are now a professional killer.
CERTIFICATE OF GRADUATION
You don't need a certificate.
Actual combat experience
is what's important.
Look over there.
Someone is hosting
a wedding feast over there.
You go there, cut the bride's hair off,
and then escape.
She's getting married.
It's such a special day.
Actually, the groom's ex-girlfriend
paid us 500 yuan to do it.
Wow, that much?
It's only her hair.
COMBAT EXERCISE COURSE FOR A KILLER
It'll grow back.
Welcome to the wedding
of Mr. Chen Jiajie and Ms. Li Sanjin.
What a lovely couple!
What's more enviable is that
they are also childhood sweethearts
who grew up together.
Let's take a look at the beautiful moments
they spent together!
What's there to look at? Might as well
eat a piece of roast pork instead.
SEVEN
Pig demon!
Why don't I have any past memories?
What kind of person was I?
These two childhood sweethearts
are making everyone jealous.
Why are memories so beautiful?
Sorry, I cut the wrong one.
Shit! Run!
Don't follow me!
Run separately!
Are you from Stan?
STAN ROBOT - SKILL: RESOURCE EXPLORATION
FIGHTING CAPACITY: 750
I heard the technology in Stan
can recover someone's memory.
Is that true?
I'm only a robot from Stan.
My memories are all implanted.
However, my data shows that
Stan does have that kind of technology.
Is this token on the ground yours?
Oh, yeah. So I dropped my token.
But I've forgotten
Why do you turn the light on
in broad daylight?
My data shows that
anyone with this token
is an enemy of Stan
and must be executed.
I almost died.
Vandalism.
Pay a 500 yuan fine.
Focus. Qi Controlled Scissors!
I give up.
Wait! Tell me.
Who am I, and why do you have to kill me?
My data shows that you are--
Damn it! Let him finish
before you kill him!
Why do you have the token
from the killer league?
A token from the killer league?
Is she talking about that?
Speak, or you'll die.
Mission failed.
Initiating self-destruction.
Damn!
The token.
Wake up! Stop sleeping!
I just asked you to cut some hair
and you created an explosion.
You failed the mission.
All we can eat now are steamed buns.
If you're not going to eat it, I will.
So delicious.
Is it because I'm too hungry?
Dai Bo, how do we find people
in the killer league?
Killer league is
a mysterious organization.
They usually come for you,
and you will never find them.
However,
if you can enter the top 100
on the killer ranking list,
a lot of killer leagues will come
and ask you to join them.
SEVEN
Let's do it.
You can be my manager.
SEVEN
SENIOR HAIR STYLIS
SKILL: QI CONTROLLED SCISSORS
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
I want to be a top 100 killer.
I admire your ignorance.
OWNER OF DAI BO HAIR SALON
SKILL: PROP INVENTION
I've rented the Dai Bo J
Hair Salon downstairs.
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
That would be our place to take orders.
There's more.
I had a new pair of scissors made for you.
They can cut anything.
Let me put up the couplets first.
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY.
ARM RISES AND SWORD FALLS.
Hey, beauty! Do you want to
come in for a hair wash?
We also provide special services, too.
Scumbag!