Spare Me, Great Lord! (2021) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Who is this?
Who are you?
What are you doing here the night?
Why don't you go home?
Why do you bring a baby?
Family.
Can not go back.
What is?
Why don't you come to my house?
It's still raining this night.
Don't make the child sick.
Come, come.
There's a problem.
Can you help me?
I'm buy it medicine for my baby.
Can you look after him?
I'll buy it and come and get it.
Go ahead, no problem.
Don't freeze the baby.
Hurry back.
But
Lu Shu, Lu Shu, I want pumpkin candy, please
the walnut shape.
Lu Xiaoyu.
I told you when I bought you's jacket.
If you need the jacket,
then we stop spending.
Otherwise, I can’t pay the tuition for the next semester.
Lu Shu.
You’ve changed.
Who did you learn this from?
Don't watch so much soap opera.
5 jüan, buy him one.
5? why are they so expensive?
I planted all the pumpkin seeds myself.
Labour costs are included.
Keep it to yourself!
Lu Shu, five are mine,
two are yours.
Just one will do.
Ok.
Did you see the news yesterday?
One kid emitted a blue light from the palm of its hand.
One guy lifted 2000 kilos.
2000 kilos, as a human?
Is it a real superpower or a fraud?
Superpowers
There are so many news of this kind recently.
Come, let's have a look.
Fellow villagers, dear friends and relatives.
It's time for the grand finale.
A fiery show.
Don't miss out.
Lu Shu, let me sit on your neck.
A hot, fiery show.
I can't take it anymore.
I can't lift you up.
Here's one.
Hurry.
We would go through.
Is this acrobatics or magic
or
superpower?
Today's show is over.
Thanks for your attention
Lu Shu, Lu Shu.
The fire show was so magical.
How did he do it?
I don't know.
Really amazing.
Are we looking backstage?
Maybe they are willing to teach us.
That's how we can make money.
Its impossible to teach you.
Can not.
Okay, let's go check it out.
Be careful with everything.
Watch out.
For this, for this.
Help him.
Who?
Huh, what do we do?
You
What are you doing?
We were looking for the toilet, we got lost.
What toilet?
This is backstage.
We're from the police.
The place does not have permission.
We take you in for a check-up.
If it wasn't approved, it wouldn't be here, it wouldn't be a show.
So they put him to shoot.
Do you think I'm a fool?
Um, so
Where is the toilet?
Over there.
Oh, thank you.
Come.
Lu Shu, that uncle
Hello.
Did you come from backstage?
Can you tell me, what happened inside?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Zhi Wei.
Nice to meet you.
How happy?
Very happyI guess.
If it is what I thought it was,
and the man used superpowers from the fire show,
those mysterious men in black,
take away those who have superpowers?
Lu Shu
How has the world changed in this way?
Lu Shu
Lu Shu
You can call me a "brother", if you want to die.
We are not blood related.
Lu Xiaoyu
Do you want me to send you back to the orphanage?
Do it.
I'll get back to you anyway.
Listen,
if there are more powerful people in the world,
what would you do?
Of course, I would be stronger.
It's easy to say.
But it makes sense.
Lu Shu, you must be so weak.
You will not have a superpower in this life.
But it does not matter.
Not for you, but for me.
I'll protect you from now on.
Only you can cook for me.
Good evening.
Lin aunt.
I see you are back.
Is the old man better?
Still the same.
I'm used to it.
Aunt Lin, can I drink?
Chinese medicine, Xiaoyu.
Then, I'll take a sip.
Behave yourself.
This is not yours.
Go, go, go.
Gone.
So good to be young.
Yes, so young.
A 3-year-old child in
kindergarten shot a blue shooting out of his eye.
Sunday
February 21
A 3-year-old child shot a blue shooting out of his eye at kindergarten.
An 70-year-old aunt disappeared into nothingness,
then appeared kilometers away.
What is this, magic
or awakening of the human body?
I said stop worrying about other people.
I'll make you noodles.
No noodles.
I'm going to buy.
Lu Shu
Instant noodles.
Why do you ask for it?
I'll cook for you later.
Your noodles has no taste.
No need.
I want instant.
This child.
Give me the nut in your neck, I'll eat it.
Head knocking
Don't think about this, okay?
Lu Shu
You have changed.
I go, I go
I'll buy you instant noodles.
Weak.
Orphanage
Auntie, auntie, fighting.
Lu Shu, Lu Shu.
Drink some water.
Lu Xiayou, why did you sneak out again?
Come on, I'll take you back.
I'm not going back
I want to stay with you.
Almost done.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
The sky is full of stars
I was hit by a car.
How come it doesn't hurt?
Am i too
with a superpowers?
No, no.
Whether I'm well or not
No matter what's in me.
It's over, it's over.
You must compensate me for this.
I am not porcelain.
You hit me on the sidewalk.
You're in big trouble.
You're in big trouble.
Are you paying or not?
Ghost!
Why didn't you pay?
This beef noodle, please.
You, you, you.
Lu Shu, what happened to you?
Nothing, just hit me by a car.
No damage.
So,
you killed the driver, huh?
The car is full of blood.
What do you mean I killed?
Stop talking.
I'm take a bath.
Cook it up!
Leave some for me.
There really are no wound.
I do not feel anything.
What is this?
So it wasn't a dream.
What the hell is going on here?
I don't know any of these people.
This is it.
I scared them.
Their negative emotions become my income.
Is it.
I awakened.
Superpower.
So I became the Demon King,
the more negative emotions, the stronger I become.
Lu Shu, have you become stupid?
You cook the noodles.
Okay, show me how much I have.
Again.
What system is this?
Do you want to annoy me?
It awakens the superpower.
It was stimulating for me.
Show me something.
WIN
So comfortable.
This,
the are really good things.
Okay,
let's see.
Everything.
Start.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Different than little stars.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
The sky is full of stars
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone
When nothing shines upon
Xiaoyu,
did you see someone fly out the window?
Dont you want to lie to me.
I keep looking at the window to see if anyone is there.
Are you really stupid.
That's amazing.
It's pity that there is no balance.
Lu Shu, what do I put on it?
Put onions on it too.
And coriander.
Lu Shu, you should cook.
Then you can cook all the time.
No.
Are you saying you don't love me anymore?
Oh, darling
BREAKING NEWS
TV Station
News Feeds
Fire in a building in the city centre
Fire in the shopping centre.
What?
Is the direction of the city center.
Xiaoyu, stay home.
I'll see from the roof.
I'm going too.
No.
Too dangerous.
Don't follow.
What's wrong?
They told me to think for myself
I do it every day, but the fault is not in me
Some people say I'm a devil,
But I just love watching angry people
If a friend comes from afar, we must first suffer his heart and strain his muscles, yeah
And then starve his body and skin, empty his body
Do what you are told to do, then whip it to ten
Finally drive away another courtyard
Boss, how do you give boiled eggs?
Boiled eggs
1.5 yuan a piece
3 yuan for two
6 yuan for ten
Here's 1 yuan for you
Can you give me three?
No credit for small business
Sorry, I wasted my precious ten minutes
While I was listening to you
A lot of people who hate each other's indebtedness
It is not a bad decision to keep your distance
If you ask how far it is far enough
Then I would answer
We better separate Yin and Yang
I have never asked anyone in my life
Outside the mental shadow of everyone who is here
What I’m good at is annoying people
Oh, and cutting off relationships
Who is this?
Who are you?
What are you doing here the night?
Why don't you go home?
Why do you bring a baby?
Family.
Can not go back.
What is?
Why don't you come to my house?
It's still raining this night.
Don't make the child sick.
Come, come.
There's a problem.
Can you help me?
I'm buy it medicine for my baby.
Can you look after him?
I'll buy it and come and get it.
Go ahead, no problem.
Don't freeze the baby.
Hurry back.
But
Lu Shu, Lu Shu, I want pumpkin candy, please
the walnut shape.
Lu Xiaoyu.
I told you when I bought you's jacket.
If you need the jacket,
then we stop spending.
Otherwise, I can’t pay the tuition for the next semester.
Lu Shu.
You’ve changed.
Who did you learn this from?
Don't watch so much soap opera.
5 jüan, buy him one.
5? why are they so expensive?
I planted all the pumpkin seeds myself.
Labour costs are included.
Keep it to yourself!
Lu Shu, five are mine,
two are yours.
Just one will do.
Ok.
Did you see the news yesterday?
One kid emitted a blue light from the palm of its hand.
One guy lifted 2000 kilos.
2000 kilos, as a human?
Is it a real superpower or a fraud?
Superpowers
There are so many news of this kind recently.
Come, let's have a look.
Fellow villagers, dear friends and relatives.
It's time for the grand finale.
A fiery show.
Don't miss out.
Lu Shu, let me sit on your neck.
A hot, fiery show.
I can't take it anymore.
I can't lift you up.
Here's one.
Hurry.
We would go through.
Is this acrobatics or magic
or
superpower?
Today's show is over.
Thanks for your attention
Lu Shu, Lu Shu.
The fire show was so magical.
How did he do it?
I don't know.
Really amazing.
Are we looking backstage?
Maybe they are willing to teach us.
That's how we can make money.
Its impossible to teach you.
Can not.
Okay, let's go check it out.
Be careful with everything.
Watch out.
For this, for this.
Help him.
Who?
Huh, what do we do?
You
What are you doing?
We were looking for the toilet, we got lost.
What toilet?
This is backstage.
We're from the police.
The place does not have permission.
We take you in for a check-up.
If it wasn't approved, it wouldn't be here, it wouldn't be a show.
So they put him to shoot.
Do you think I'm a fool?
Um, so
Where is the toilet?
Over there.
Oh, thank you.
Come.
Lu Shu, that uncle
Hello.
Did you come from backstage?
Can you tell me, what happened inside?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Zhi Wei.
Nice to meet you.
How happy?
Very happyI guess.
If it is what I thought it was,
and the man used superpowers from the fire show,
those mysterious men in black,
take away those who have superpowers?
Lu Shu
How has the world changed in this way?
Lu Shu
Lu Shu
You can call me a "brother", if you want to die.
We are not blood related.
Lu Xiaoyu
Do you want me to send you back to the orphanage?
Do it.
I'll get back to you anyway.
Listen,
if there are more powerful people in the world,
what would you do?
Of course, I would be stronger.
It's easy to say.
But it makes sense.
Lu Shu, you must be so weak.
You will not have a superpower in this life.
But it does not matter.
Not for you, but for me.
I'll protect you from now on.
Only you can cook for me.
Good evening.
Lin aunt.
I see you are back.
Is the old man better?
Still the same.
I'm used to it.
Aunt Lin, can I drink?
Chinese medicine, Xiaoyu.
Then, I'll take a sip.
Behave yourself.
This is not yours.
Go, go, go.
Gone.
So good to be young.
Yes, so young.
A 3-year-old child in
kindergarten shot a blue shooting out of his eye.
Sunday
February 21
A 3-year-old child shot a blue shooting out of his eye at kindergarten.
An 70-year-old aunt disappeared into nothingness,
then appeared kilometers away.
What is this, magic
or awakening of the human body?
I said stop worrying about other people.
I'll make you noodles.
No noodles.
I'm going to buy.
Lu Shu
Instant noodles.
Why do you ask for it?
I'll cook for you later.
Your noodles has no taste.
No need.
I want instant.
This child.
Give me the nut in your neck, I'll eat it.
Head knocking
Don't think about this, okay?
Lu Shu
You have changed.
I go, I go
I'll buy you instant noodles.
Weak.
Orphanage
Auntie, auntie, fighting.
Lu Shu, Lu Shu.
Drink some water.
Lu Xiayou, why did you sneak out again?
Come on, I'll take you back.
I'm not going back
I want to stay with you.
Almost done.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
The sky is full of stars
I was hit by a car.
How come it doesn't hurt?
Am i too
with a superpowers?
No, no.
Whether I'm well or not
No matter what's in me.
It's over, it's over.
You must compensate me for this.
I am not porcelain.
You hit me on the sidewalk.
You're in big trouble.
You're in big trouble.
Are you paying or not?
Ghost!
Why didn't you pay?
This beef noodle, please.
You, you, you.
Lu Shu, what happened to you?
Nothing, just hit me by a car.
No damage.
So,
you killed the driver, huh?
The car is full of blood.
What do you mean I killed?
Stop talking.
I'm take a bath.
Cook it up!
Leave some for me.
There really are no wound.
I do not feel anything.
What is this?
So it wasn't a dream.
What the hell is going on here?
I don't know any of these people.
This is it.
I scared them.
Their negative emotions become my income.
Is it.
I awakened.
Superpower.
So I became the Demon King,
the more negative emotions, the stronger I become.
Lu Shu, have you become stupid?
You cook the noodles.
Okay, show me how much I have.
Again.
What system is this?
Do you want to annoy me?
It awakens the superpower.
It was stimulating for me.
Show me something.
WIN
So comfortable.
This,
the are really good things.
Okay,
let's see.
Everything.
Start.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Different than little stars.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
The sky is full of stars
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone
When nothing shines upon
Xiaoyu,
did you see someone fly out the window?
Dont you want to lie to me.
I keep looking at the window to see if anyone is there.
Are you really stupid.
That's amazing.
It's pity that there is no balance.
Lu Shu, what do I put on it?
Put onions on it too.
And coriander.
Lu Shu, you should cook.
Then you can cook all the time.
No.
Are you saying you don't love me anymore?
Oh, darling
BREAKING NEWS
TV Station
News Feeds
Fire in a building in the city centre
Fire in the shopping centre.
What?
Is the direction of the city center.
Xiaoyu, stay home.
I'll see from the roof.
I'm going too.
No.
Too dangerous.
Don't follow.
What's wrong?
They told me to think for myself
I do it every day, but the fault is not in me
Some people say I'm a devil,
But I just love watching angry people
If a friend comes from afar, we must first suffer his heart and strain his muscles, yeah
And then starve his body and skin, empty his body
Do what you are told to do, then whip it to ten
Finally drive away another courtyard
Boss, how do you give boiled eggs?
Boiled eggs
1.5 yuan a piece
3 yuan for two
6 yuan for ten
Here's 1 yuan for you
Can you give me three?
No credit for small business
Sorry, I wasted my precious ten minutes
While I was listening to you
A lot of people who hate each other's indebtedness
It is not a bad decision to keep your distance
If you ask how far it is far enough
Then I would answer
We better separate Yin and Yang
I have never asked anyone in my life
Outside the mental shadow of everyone who is here
What I’m good at is annoying people
Oh, and cutting off relationships