Squiddly Diddly (1965) s01e01 Episode Script
Way Out Squiddly
All ashore,
that's going ashore.
Back and down the hatches.
Let's be on our way.
Bubbleland aquarium is
closed for the day.
And what a day.
Now to get to my comfy
quarters and relax.
Good night, chief.
Good night, squidly.
- Gonna watch TV tonight?
- You bet.
My favorite shows on, tonight.
Bubble Smoke.
Say, that's my
favorite show too.
What am I waiting for?
"Gonna watch TV tonight"?
Oh, that Squiddly
was sure hinting
for an invitation to join me.
But I'm through with
fish for tonight.
I'm just gonna relax
and where's my hat?
How about that? I must
have flipped my lid.
I'm getting absent minded.
Oh well, at last I can relax.
Watch TV.
Squiddly!
Out. Out. out!
I'm going. I'm going.
I could take the hint.
No TV.
No Bubble Smoke.
What's that?
Looks like somebody
ran out of gas.
Hi, fellas.
You want to push?
Squiddly Diddly at your service.
What luck, an earthman.
I'll freeze him.
Hey! I can't move.
Quick!
Let's get out of here.
Right.
- We got what we came for.
- Like what, fellas?
Like you, you strange
looking creature.
Strange? You're kind of
strange yourself, stranger.
Would it be asking
too much to
inquire where
you are taking me?
- To our planet.
- Oops.
Well, thanks for
the lift, fellas.
Now if you don't mind,
I'll walk the rest of
the way back home. Oops!
If that's what I think it is?
I'm sure got a long walk.
Get moving.
We're taking
you to our leader.
Oh, this is an
earthman specimen, eh?
Take it to the testing room.
But your highness,
I'm not an earthman.
- I'm an earth squid.
- Take it away.
I get it!
This is a throne.
They've made me their king.
Quiet, earthman.
We are going to test
your sense of balance.
Hold it, hold it.
The whole room is
spinning around.
That's the idea.
Now raise your left arm.
- This is a cinch.
- Now your right.
How's that?
I guess I'm just
played awkward.
We know you're awkward.
Now we'll test your speed.
Get set.
Don't let my dust
get your eyes, pal.
Go!
Boy, did I leave that guy
at the starting line.
That hope I haven't
kept you waiting long.
Slowpoke.
And now for the final test.
That's good.
- Against our army.
- That's bad.
I got a feeling I'm
about to flunk again.
Shoo, scat!
Go out, scram!
Okay, pal.
If you won't I will.
That Monster isn't human.
Oh boy, a pool of water.
Oops!
Just my luck.
A walking pool.
Ha ha ha! You tried
to escape, earth man?
And failed at that, too.
The tests show that
the Earthman is clumsy,
slow, awkward,
cowardly and stupid.
You're still
making a mistake.
I'm not an earthman.
I'm a squid.
Silence. If all
Earthmen are like you,
It'll be a cinch for us
to take over the Earth.
Take over the Earth?
Not just that doggone
squiddly diddly minute.
If you think I'm gonna
stand by for that.
- You're mistaken.
- Cease him.
Oh, yeah?
Call out the army.
Come on, army.
This time I'm gain.
Friggado.
10, 9, 8.
Up!
Squidly has the ball,
and he's
off for a touchdown.
This is the old squeeze play,
followed by a quick reverse.
Sorry, fella.
I lost my head.
But when you said
you were going to
Take over the earth?
Why, that's the last
thing I do, Earthman.
And it would have been too.
If they're all like this one.
I'll send you your saucer back
as soon as I get in
parachute range of home.
Toodle do!
So long, Earthman.
Don't hurry back.
Oh dear, perhaps I was a
bit hasty with Squidly.
I'll invite him in to see TV.
Oh, he's not in his tank.
And when he's not in his tank,
He's up to no good.
Yoo ho, Chiefy.
I'm home.
And do I have
something to tell you.
Squiddly, so there you are?
Decided to come back, eh?
Yeah, Chief.
Wait'll you hear.
You see, there was these
guys from outer space,
and they landed in a
flying saucer, see?
Well, I thought they
were out of gas.
They took me to
their planet at, at
Are you listening, chief?
Oh I'm listening, Squiddly.
Next you'll be telling me
you saved the Earth.
Yeah yeah. It's a
matter of fact I did.
You see there were these
tests and a botched
Squiddly!
Yes sir.
I know sir. No TV.
that's going ashore.
Back and down the hatches.
Let's be on our way.
Bubbleland aquarium is
closed for the day.
And what a day.
Now to get to my comfy
quarters and relax.
Good night, chief.
Good night, squidly.
- Gonna watch TV tonight?
- You bet.
My favorite shows on, tonight.
Bubble Smoke.
Say, that's my
favorite show too.
What am I waiting for?
"Gonna watch TV tonight"?
Oh, that Squiddly
was sure hinting
for an invitation to join me.
But I'm through with
fish for tonight.
I'm just gonna relax
and where's my hat?
How about that? I must
have flipped my lid.
I'm getting absent minded.
Oh well, at last I can relax.
Watch TV.
Squiddly!
Out. Out. out!
I'm going. I'm going.
I could take the hint.
No TV.
No Bubble Smoke.
What's that?
Looks like somebody
ran out of gas.
Hi, fellas.
You want to push?
Squiddly Diddly at your service.
What luck, an earthman.
I'll freeze him.
Hey! I can't move.
Quick!
Let's get out of here.
Right.
- We got what we came for.
- Like what, fellas?
Like you, you strange
looking creature.
Strange? You're kind of
strange yourself, stranger.
Would it be asking
too much to
inquire where
you are taking me?
- To our planet.
- Oops.
Well, thanks for
the lift, fellas.
Now if you don't mind,
I'll walk the rest of
the way back home. Oops!
If that's what I think it is?
I'm sure got a long walk.
Get moving.
We're taking
you to our leader.
Oh, this is an
earthman specimen, eh?
Take it to the testing room.
But your highness,
I'm not an earthman.
- I'm an earth squid.
- Take it away.
I get it!
This is a throne.
They've made me their king.
Quiet, earthman.
We are going to test
your sense of balance.
Hold it, hold it.
The whole room is
spinning around.
That's the idea.
Now raise your left arm.
- This is a cinch.
- Now your right.
How's that?
I guess I'm just
played awkward.
We know you're awkward.
Now we'll test your speed.
Get set.
Don't let my dust
get your eyes, pal.
Go!
Boy, did I leave that guy
at the starting line.
That hope I haven't
kept you waiting long.
Slowpoke.
And now for the final test.
That's good.
- Against our army.
- That's bad.
I got a feeling I'm
about to flunk again.
Shoo, scat!
Go out, scram!
Okay, pal.
If you won't I will.
That Monster isn't human.
Oh boy, a pool of water.
Oops!
Just my luck.
A walking pool.
Ha ha ha! You tried
to escape, earth man?
And failed at that, too.
The tests show that
the Earthman is clumsy,
slow, awkward,
cowardly and stupid.
You're still
making a mistake.
I'm not an earthman.
I'm a squid.
Silence. If all
Earthmen are like you,
It'll be a cinch for us
to take over the Earth.
Take over the Earth?
Not just that doggone
squiddly diddly minute.
If you think I'm gonna
stand by for that.
- You're mistaken.
- Cease him.
Oh, yeah?
Call out the army.
Come on, army.
This time I'm gain.
Friggado.
10, 9, 8.
Up!
Squidly has the ball,
and he's
off for a touchdown.
This is the old squeeze play,
followed by a quick reverse.
Sorry, fella.
I lost my head.
But when you said
you were going to
Take over the earth?
Why, that's the last
thing I do, Earthman.
And it would have been too.
If they're all like this one.
I'll send you your saucer back
as soon as I get in
parachute range of home.
Toodle do!
So long, Earthman.
Don't hurry back.
Oh dear, perhaps I was a
bit hasty with Squidly.
I'll invite him in to see TV.
Oh, he's not in his tank.
And when he's not in his tank,
He's up to no good.
Yoo ho, Chiefy.
I'm home.
And do I have
something to tell you.
Squiddly, so there you are?
Decided to come back, eh?
Yeah, Chief.
Wait'll you hear.
You see, there was these
guys from outer space,
and they landed in a
flying saucer, see?
Well, I thought they
were out of gas.
They took me to
their planet at, at
Are you listening, chief?
Oh I'm listening, Squiddly.
Next you'll be telling me
you saved the Earth.
Yeah yeah. It's a
matter of fact I did.
You see there were these
tests and a botched
Squiddly!
Yes sir.
I know sir. No TV.