The Feud (2025) s01e01 Episode Script

1
This is a fantastic property
for a first-time buyer.
Seems they left before they
finished the kitchen. Yes.
Although I think you'll agree,
it's a magnificent space.
What happened to them?
Oh, they probably
just ran out of money.
It's happening a lot these days.
Is there anything else
that you'd like to see?
I don't think so.
Have a think, but the vendors
are keen on a quick sale,
so don't take too long.
We already have masses
of interest in this.
Is it true they were killed?
Whoever died here.
Heard they were murdered. Is
that why all three are for sale?
Like I said, we have
a lot of interest.
It's a very popular street,
so I'll be in touch.
Have you done the potato salad?
I've done the sausage rolls.
And I said I'd help out with
the bouncy castle. Emma?
Sorry. I was miles away.
Well, we will be soon.
I'll do the potato salad. Yeah,
don't hold back on the mayo.
Hey, John. I've been
thinking about the house.
You're not getting
cold feet, are you?
I'm gonna get the estate
agent round to value it soon.
I just wanted to get today
out of the way first.
What?
Nothing. Let's just
get to this party.
NEIGHBOURS CHATTER
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What are you doing? My
photography project.
What is it? Street life
in suburbia? HE CHUCKLES
No. It's called "My Prison".
Ooh Your girl's
in a funny old mood.
Life's just a
photo to be posted.
It's for her A-levels. Really?
Christ, they can
do anything now.
Remember when we had
to do proper subjects?
Sausage roll? You know,
Sonia's done sausage rolls.
Has she? What, the
best cook in England?
Hey, who's done sausage rolls?
John! I thought you
were doing potato salad.
Mmm. Mm, not bad. Hm.
It was her cooking that first
attracted me to her, you know?
Really?
I mean, that and her
Shall we, er get a beer?
All right.
How's work? Oh, you know.
Bank holidays are good.
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Here. Cheers.
Any luck finding a job?
I'm sure the world
still needs salesmen.
Couple of interviews.
So, this is your last
Shelbury Drive street party.
Hadn't thought of
that. Suppose it is.
We'll miss you, mate.
Ah, look out, Big
Brother's watching.
Sitting a comfortable
distance from the meat.
ALAN CHUCKLES
Right. These vol-au-vents
won't eat themselves.
Sonia's made sausage rolls as well.
Oh, what? The best cook in England?
Hey, John.
I think we should stay. What?
That's what I was
trying to say before.
I I don't think
we should sell.
I think we should do the
kitchen. The extension.
Seriously?
Yeah, I mean, I've got that
money just sitting there.
We've talked about it for
years. And besides, we
We love this place. And
..I think it'd be good for us.
You know, start something
new, like a joint venture.
"Something new" was moving
house. No, I know, but
We discussed this.
We made a decision.
Well, you made a decision,
John, and I totally understand,
but moving's gonna cost us a fortune
to have what we already have.
But doing the kitchen extension
that could be exciting.
John, I know you're
having a shit time,
but work's going really
well for me at the moment.
I love it here. I
love the neighbours.
Beth's never known
any different.
And, you know, like, she's
got enough stuff going on
with college and
failed relationships
without having to move
to a new place, it's
SHE SIGHS
I promise. For all of us.
CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
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Extension?
Yeah. I mean, I've talked
about it for years.
Sure, but why now?
Cos I've got the money, picked
up a lot of cases last year,
so, you know, that kind of
You look concerned.
Concerned? No!
No, course not. I just
thought you were
Hey, I'm thrilled you're staying!
Oh, OK, right. I'm relieved.
And it won't affect your light,
and it means we're staying.
And, you know, where else are we
gonna find neighbours like you?
Mm-hm-hm.
How does John feel about
it? Does he not wanna move?
Ah, you know John.
He's never made a big decision
in his life, but he'll get there.
And besides, until
he's in employment,
I'm the one earning
the money, so
You know, I've always
fancied a new kitchen.
Well, I think it's great news.
SHE SIGHS
How could he move
away from Crazy Nick?
He still freaks me out.
I'm surprised he's here.
He's usually behind those
blinds. I bet he's got a secret.
Nah, I reckon he's as
dull as he seems
apart from the dogging.
SONIA LAUGHS
Hey, maybe I'll end up
defending him in court.
Oh, I will never understand
how your job works.
I mean, it's pretty simple.
Some lowlife gets into trouble, and
I try and keep them out of jail.
Sounds a bit like teaching.
Yeah, but if you guys do your
job right, then I don't have one.
Mm True enough.
Is there anywhere I can put
these? I made sausage rolls.
Best sausage rolls
outside the EU.
HE CHUCKLES
Well, let's hope the good old
British weather doesn't let us down.
Oh, is that quiche?
They look lovely, Barbara.
You could just put them
over there on the table.
Oh, I heard another car got stolen.
I hope you're looking into it.
Well, catching criminals
isn't my job, I'm afraid.
Yeah, she just gets them off.
Little sods.
I remember when you could leave
your door open in this street.
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
Yeah, I think this street's
lovely. I think we're lucky.
It's changing, though,
for the worse. Hm.
Speaking of changing, we're thinking
of doing the kitchen extension,
but don't worry, it
won't affect your light.
It's just the one level.
Oh, God. Hello, Mr Magpie.
How's the wife and kids?
Oh, you believe in all
that nonsense, don't you?
Oh, yeah, you don't
mess with magpies.
Why does everyone
need more space?
We've lived here for 35
years without once thinking
we need a bigger house
than the one we've bought.
Erm I don't know.
I think we've just always wanted
to update the place, and
you know, Beth's not
getting any younger,
and you know what it's like
having teenagers in the house.
I'm sorry, Barbara.
Have you told
Derek? No, not yet.
But I'll I'll sit you
down and talk you through it,
show you the plans, but honestly,
it's nothing to worry about.
SHE EXHALES
I didn't mean to mention
Marcus. I was just trying to
Oh, God. I feel really stupid.
How old do you reckon he'd
be now? Must be late 20s.
You talk about him
like he's dead.
Come on, people
don't just disappear.
I mean, you said so yourself,
you could hear the
fights through the wall.
Yeah, I know, but
that doesn't mean
I just I can't imagine
what they've gone through.
MICROPHONE SQUEAKS
Hey. It's time for a toast.
Please rise.
After three. One, two, three
ALL: Shelbury Drive!
BOTH: Shelbury Drive!
EMMA: John?
TEXT ALER
These are the plans we
had drawn up, remember?
Forgotten we'd had those done.
I've always wanted an
island. See what you think.
I need to be down at the
magistrates' court by ten,
but if you do have any concerns,
then we can chat tonight.
You are gonna be OK with this?
Like, I want this to
be for us, not just me.
Well, you could have asked me.
Well, we've been
discussing it for years.
Sometimes, you
just have to jump.
I've asked for some quotes
from builders, so we'll see.
Where from? Pine
Bridge Forum online.
I should be back early afternoon.
Make sure Beth gets to college.
Oh, and I've sent an email
to Barbara and Derek,
just letting them know we
need a party wall agreement.
They'll probably
take ages to respond,
so if you do see them, tell
them to check their emails.
We'll have to let
them know in writing,
but I think a quill and
parchment will be quicker.
Do you know something?
For the first time in a
long time, I feel excited.
See you later.
SHE WHIMPERS
I'm sorry. I wish I could
help, but got to go to work.
Yeah, someone's got to keep those
criminals out on the streets.
Well, if there's anything left to
do, I'll only be a couple of hours.
And John's here to help.
Hey, why don't you two come
over for a drink tonight?
Finish off some of these leftovers.
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
I might have a builder
round at some point
if any of them actually
reply to my ad,
but other than that,
we're totally free.
See you then.
Well, we have all
that booze left over.
Besides, I wanna hear
more about this extension.
You think they'll
actually do it?
I hope so. And it
won't affect us.
I mean, apart from the
builders and the Portaloo.
I hadn't thought about the Portaloo.
You don't actually care, do you?
Your mate's not gonna
move, isn't that good?
Alan? Yeah, course.
HE CHUCKLES
HE SIGHS
Is there any milk?
No, we're out. You could
always go to the shops.
Yeah, I could. Or
I could have toast.
Is there any bread? Er,
no. We're out of that, too.
Jesus. Can't you do a shop?
It's not like you have a job.
Beth, did, erm
Mum tell you about the,
er the extension? No.
Could be quite disruptive.
More rows, you mean? Come
on, Beth, that's a bit
Do you really think it's a good
idea starting something like this
when you're both so?
When we're both so what?
Your mum has a very stressful
job, and sometimes, it's just
it's not easy for her to
leave it behind, you know?
Not as easy as it
was for you, though.
I had my reasons for
resigning. You know that.
I need to go to college.
You know what, Beth? Sometimes,
you can be a right
UNDER BREATH:
..pain in the ar
HE SIGHS
Well, Mrs Barnett, are you applying
for bail for your client today?
Sorry, Madam, before we do this,
could I ask the arresting
officer a question?
I think we've heard
all we need to hear.
On the contrary. Yes, go ahead.
You are the arresting
officer, is that right? I am.
And when you arrested Mr Masood,
he confessed to indeed
committing the crime
for which he'd been arrested?
He did.
And he did this in
language you understand?
Of course. Right.
So I can take from
that that you speak -
or at the very least
understand - Bengali.
What?
Abul, do you remember making a
confession to the police officer?
Abul?
Hmm. So, did you have a native
speaker with you at the scene?
You know, to, erm
hear the confession.
He said it in English
because he speaks English.
We both know that's not true.
Well, he has a very
strong Pakistani accent,
but he does speak He's
Bangladeshi, not Pakistani.
Whichever. Can we just
take a moment, please?
He was out of control. The
man's guilty. He confessed.
He was erratic.
He was terrified.
He was being manhandled
by a huge bouncer.
Of course he was out of control,
but he can't have made a confession.
At least not in
words you'd know.
No way, this is crap. She's
She's talking rubbish.
Have we met before, Officer?
I don't think so.
Hmm. I think we have.
Wasn't there another incident
with a young Asian man?
I don't think this is relevant.
Get on with it,
please. Sorry, Madam.
On the basis that the officer
couldn't have heard a confession,
and without any
conclusive CCTV evidence,
the court has no choice but at to
the very least grant my client bail.
What?
In the circumstances,
I'm going to adjourn the case
pending further inquiries.
Your client will be bailed
until further notice.
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No, they were very clear.
They're not gonna sign
the party wall agreement.
Well, what did they say?
"Thank you for sending us this,
"but we are not gonna sign
the party wall agreement
"under any circumstances.
"The lack of light
will kill our garden,
"and our garden matters to us."
Well, Barbara didn't give me
any indication that she
Do you know what? There's
nothing they can do, ultimately.
It would be good if they were
on board, but is what it is.
I'm not so sure.
What do you mean? You know
what those two are like.
There's something odd about them.
She cries when she waters that tree.
All right, but, you know,
this isn't about being odd.
It's about the law, and
trust me, the law's with us.
Look I know you want this,
and I get it, I do, honestly.
And I know that my situation
hasn't exactly been easy on us.
And you've been amazing, but
HE SIGHS
Well, it's gonna be a
lot of grief and stress,
and Beth has told me that
she's had enough of us rowing.
And she's right. I just think
..she needs, like, a change in her
life that a move would give her.
I know what you're doing, John.
You're pleased the neighbours are
gonna make this difficult for us.
You're recruiting our daughter
to make me change my mind,
hoping that I'll cave in.
Well, I won't.
Did you speak to
Alan? About what?
They've invited us over
for drinks tonight.
They have? Yeah. It'd be nice.
We can celebrate with them.
Emma, yeah? Ah,
you must be Lee.
Right, er Come in.
We've tried to keep
it really simple.
We're looking at two new
steels here, maybe three.
Sounds pricey.
Well, yeah, I mean everything's
pricier than it was, but, you know,
at first glance, I can't see you've
got any hidden surprises there.
So it's doable? Well,
yeah, everything's doable.
So, when you looking
to start? I mean
Soon, while the money's
there. All right.
Well, I've got a job booked
in for later in the year,
so that'd work for me.
But, you know, like I
say, sooner, the better.
And you've got your
planning permission sorted?
Planning permission
shouldn't be a problem.
It's four metres and one storey.
Four? Well, you know it's three
for a definite yes, you know that?
Yeah, I know. Erm
I'll get on it.
Party wall?
The agreement you're gonna
need with your neighbour
regarding the shared
wall. Yeah, yeah.
We know what a party
wall agreement is.
You're gonna need them
on your side, trust me.
Right, that's it, so,
the timings work for me.
I'll be in touch
with your estimate.
Oh, right. Yeah, cheers.
Thanks. I'll see you
out. Nah, no need.
DOOR SHUTS
Why do builders always presume it's
the men who know what's going on?
So, what do you think?
I don't know what's going on.
John, come on. Don't be difficult.
I want us to do this together.
You made a decision without me.
If I waited around for you to make
decisions, we'd still be single.
Sorry.
Look, I just think this might be an
exciting thing for both of us to do.
Is this because it's my
money that's paying for it?
For God's sake. No, it is.
You haven't got a job, and you
can't bear the fact that I have.
Don't be ridiculous.
I know what it is. It's some
stupid emasculation thing.
That's rubbish. Then what
is it, then? Tell me.
Honestly, it's it's nothing.
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DOORBELL RINGS
John?
DOORBELL RINGS
KNOCKING ON DOOR
OK, OK!
Oh, Derek. Erm Do you wanna
come in for a cup of tea?
15 years, we've been neighbours,
and not once have
we had a cross word.
Er, yeah, that's right.
We were understanding when you
wanted to build into the roof.
We allowed the scaffolding
to encroach into our garden.
We accepted that you
having a teenage daughter
meant occasionally the thickness
of the walls would be tested
by the decibels of
her dreadful music.
We even kept quiet
during some of you and your
husband's louder disagreements.
But this, this this
new thing, it's
Are you sure you don't wanna
come in for a cup of tea?
Very, thank you.
Derek, you've been great
neighbours, you have, really,
which is why we don't see any
reason to fall out over this.
Honestly, if you see
what we're proposing
Our garden's important to
us. Can you understand that?
We like it precisely how it is.
We're not doing anything to it.
You are, because you're
doing something to yours.
But I don't see how
that's gonna affect
Look, it matters to us!
Can't you understand that?
You know, the noise hasn't
exactly been one-way.
You and your son had some
pretty intense arguments.
You never mention Marcus. Never.
Can you hear me? Never.
Well, you've got a
fight on your hands.
And it's a fight
you're not gonna win.
ALAN: Four metres?
That's not nothing.
Come off it, you'll barely see
it, the height of your fence.
Don't worry about us.
Doesn't bother us either way.
Ah, thanks. I wish I could say
the same for Derek and Barbara.
Come on, you know what they're
like, stuck in their ways.
They'll get over it eventually.
No, I feel bad. I wish they
didn't feel the way they do.
I don't wanna upset them. They're
old, and they hate change.
They killed their teenage kid
and buried him under the tree.
Stop it. What?
They did not kill their kid
and bury him under a tree.
If you say so.
He did lose his shit
when I mentioned Marcus.
You see? I told you.
Biscuit? Have you seen Biscuit?
No, he's a cat. He'll be fine.
He'd do anything to kill that
cat. Is John not coming, then?
Yeah, he's just gone
to get some more booze.
He doesn't need to do that.
We're trying to get through ours.
Hey, I should warn you, though,
he's been in a bit of a weird mood.
I don't know. I just thought he'd be
more excited about this extension.
In my experience, no man has ever
really wanted to do anything.
But most of us are happy enough
for our wives to get things done.
Sexist. Yeah, sexist.
What? I'm just saying.
John would probably rather take the
money and go for a long holiday.
Or buy a car.
Instead, he's adding
four metres to the house
to find himself in an even
bigger kitchen he can't cook in.
John's a very good cook.
Yes, he is. Thank you, Sonia.
I mean, he can knock
out a curry, but
No, he can do more than that.
He has several minced-base
dishes down too. Minced!
THEY LAUGH
This is more than just
a cooking space.
It's gonna be like a whole new
area for our family to relax in.
You know the worst thing of all?
Oh, let it go,
Al. No, no, go on.
The poor guy's not working.
The last thing he needs is a bunch
of real men grafting for his missus
while he's sat next door
watching Loose Women.
Who's watching Loose Women?
SONIA SIGHS
BISCUIT MEOWS
Do you want your dinner
too? Come. Good boy. Mwah.
No, my point is that she
never says a civil word to me.
Come on. Beth's fine.
She's a normal young woman.
She's not like any normal
young woman I've ever met.
I'm hoping that's not many.
EMMA LAUGHS
I love her. She's my daughter.
But, you know, we just
We don't have
anything in common.
Well, that's not true.
You're both work-shy.
Ooh. I'm joking!
THEY CHUCKLE
SHE INHALES
Sonia Just saying.
Listen, I wouldn't swap Beth
for anyone in the world,
but not having a child to worry
about does feel quite appealing.
You don't mean that. I do.
I spend half my life trying
to get idiot kids out of jail,
and I do wonder if we all
just stopped having them,
the world would be a
better place. Hear, hear.
I wouldn't have anyone
to teach. JOHN CHUCKLES
You hate teaching.
That's not the point.
And I don't hate it.
I'm just over it.
I just regret not having a
child sometimes, that's all.
Jesus, Sonia, you told me
when we first met that
Can we change the subject?
I'll get some coffee.
I'll give you a hand.
No. I'll go.
Cheers.
So, Sonia's a fan
of your cooking?
Seemingly not everyone
thinks I'm totally useless.
I just don't remember you
cooking for them, that's all.
I do the cooking when
we have people round.
I'm sure I've cooked
for them before. OK.
You're probably right. I was just
surprised she said it, that's all.
HE SCOFFS
Where are you going? The
toilet. Is that all right?
You know what they say
about a watched kettle?
Never boils.
A watched kettle
Leave me alone, Alan.
Sonia, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said
But you did. You always do.
OK.
If that's how you feel.
DOORBELL RINGS
Ah! Your daughter said
I might find you here.
Oh, right. I thought the
street party went well.
Er, yeah, yeah, it was nice.
Ooh!
A little soiree?
Oh, sort of. Nick,
can I help you?
Yes, I just wondered,
could you move your car?
Because it's in
front of my drive.
Well, hardly. I mean,
there's plenty of space
Well, I am petitioning
for permits.
Why would you do that?
Well, I'm working nights, so
I don't want to run the risk
of coming home in the morning
to find someone's parked
in front of my drive.
OK, well, I've
had a drink, so
Don't worry,
I won't use the CCTV to
report you for drink driving.
HE CHUCKLES
OK, I'll go and get my
I noticed there's a planning
application in for an extension.
Oh, wow, Nick, that
was quick work.
Will there be much disruption -
that's the question?
Cos I work I work nights,
so I do sleep in the day.
Don't worry. We promise we'll keep
the disruption down to a minimum.
Four metres?
Mm-hm. Four metres.
Four
That's not a given.
Anyway, thanks for your help
You OK, Nick? Ah, I'll
let Emma fill you in.
Mm. It's lovely to see you
all getting on so well.
I would have thought the
tension in there - unbearable.
What?
This price includes everything
except the internal finish.
That'll be a separate payment.
That's depending on what your
requirements are and that.
Right, so then there's the
kitchen itself and the new doors.
Which I can fit,
but, like I say,
that'd be part of
this finishing quote.
CUTLERY CLANGS
Sorry, I was just
And then there's
the foundations.
Well, surely that's included
in the initial build price?
Yeah, it is, but it's
your tree survey.
It's thrown up some
issues with the roots.
It looks like we're going
to have to dig deeper,
and if that's the case,
then it's gonna double what's
on there for the ditch.
Sorry, which tree?
That one on the border there.
Boundary roots can be a problem.
You could always
ask them to move it.
That'd be a lot cheaper
for you, that's for sure.
Anyway, either way, is that the
kind of number you had in mind?
Well, you know, it is a little
bit steeper than I expected.
Look, you're not gonna get
a better price, honestly.
And also, bear in mind, I
wanna start straight away.
And I always think it's better
to just crack on before all
them doubts start creeping in.
And you'll be done
- 12 weeks, latest.
Obviously, you're gonna
need your planning fast.
How fast?
Oh now.
Tea? No.
You're all right.
MOUTHS: OK.
All right. Thanks.
See you. Cheers.
I don't like him.
Well, he's not here
to be your friend.
And he not expensive because
I've been asking around.
Yeah, well, they're never gonna
agree to moving that tree.
It's gonna cost us.
SHE SIGHS
It's not too late to
stop all this, you know?
Stop it, why?
I don't know. I just feel
What? Scared?
Look, I know it's
gonna be disruptive,
but this is a net positive
for us. Can't you see that?
You know, you could get
involved. Might give you a focus.
What, because I'm unemployable?
I didn't say that.
Yeah, you didn't need to.
Lee, it's Emma from
29 Shelbury Drive.
We don't need to think any
more, we're good to go.
Planning's not gonna be a
problem. Give me a call.
SHE MOUTHS
All right, bye.
Hey!
Have you seen this?
No, what is it?
The street group chat. Mm.
Oh, yeah. Seemingly, that
psycho cat at number six
has taken down
another schnauzer.
Nasty, apparently.
And Nick's put up more CCTV
of someone walking
past his house at 1am,
like it's illegal.
Number four are asking
for more kids' books.
I mean, is there anything
them kids ain't bloody read?
What's this here?
Derek getting busy
objecting to the build.
Why would he do that?
Maybe we should.
You're not being serious?
I might be.
They're our friends.
Besides, we don't want them moving.
God knows who'd be in there next.
Look what happened when that
nice old couple sold Number 16.
A bloody CCTV
freak guy moved in.
I mean, who knows what
goes on behind these doors?
At least with John and Emma, we
know they're not gonna kill us.
SHE CHUCKLES
Alan?
I've got a client
today. I've gotta go.
See you.
SHE SIGHS
HE CHUCKLES
Shall I read you what I've said?
Sure.
"Attached is the link to the
planning department website.
"All you need to do is click on
the address, 29 Shelbury Drive,
"and then click on
the objection button.
"You can then scroll down to
leave a reason for your objection.
"We have done so on the grounds
that our garden" I miss him.
I miss him so much.
What can I say,
Ian? He's innocent.
So you're telling me
that your client broke
into a phone shop at 4am
because he thought
it was his own house?
He was out of it on
high-strength marijuana.
He stole a thousand
pounds' worth of phones.
What kind of house did
he think he lived in?
You've obviously not taken
high-strength marijuana.
Have you? Course not.
Look, I need to make a call.
Look, all I'm asking is you and
I come to some sort of a deal.
It's his seventh offence.
The kid's a serial thief.
Prove it. Anyway,
the prisons are full.
Oh, well, shall we just
let him off, shall we (?)
All he does is rob.
For God's sake,
he got convicted for
selling kid's bikes
that still had "happy
birthday" written on them.
Why are you telling me this?
Because we can't keep
letting this kid walk.
We need to put him away.
That's your job, not
mine. I don't do deals.
You got your way, then?
Sorry? I've no idea what
you're talking about.
Thanks to you, I've
been suspended. Right.
Well, as I'm sure you're aware,
that has nothing to do with me
and everything to do with you.
You stitched me up
with that Indian kid.
Bangladeshi, and
that's not true.
You lied about his confession
and we both know why.
Now, can you get out of my way?
This isn't over.
Thanks for that.
Here you go.
So, look, you know
I hate asking,
but
..we've got these neighbours,
they've got loads of
objections, they're determined,
they're old and have nothing
else going on in their lives.
So, you're not gonna
ask me how I am, eh?
Been a while.
Dad, I've been busy with
work and Beth, and John.
But anyway, just
to make this clear,
I'm not asking you
to, like, intervene
or do anything that
might seem you know?
I just thought you might know
somebody on the planning committee.
Mm. You're a solicitor.
You know exactly what
you're asking me.
How's John?
He looking after you?
Well, he's left his job,
so I'm working all hours.
Shame we don't all see each
other as often as we used to.
Come on, Dad.
If he even knew I was here
talking to you, he'd be
Be what?
You can't blame him
for how he feels.
He trusted you with our
money - we both did.
He just needs to
relax, that's all.
Right, well, he's not like you.
HE SCOFFS
And that's not necessarily
a bad thing, is it?
So how's my little Beth?
She's all right, you
know, teenage girls
I had one once.
So what do you reckon? So
..you're not gonna tell
John that you've asked me?
OK. I'll see what I can do.
And if you need any help
now John's not earning
What, like paying us back
the money you owe us?
I'll be in touch.
Beth? Beth!
You need to eat something.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Oh, hi.
Can I have a? I'm
actually in the middle
Right, well, do you know who owns
that van that was here earlier?
And there was a car.
Well, the van's the builder's.
The builder, right.
He was here for a long time.
And, you know, it's unacceptable,
which is why we need the permits.
So, I'm gonna pop it on
the street group chat,
and I'm going to also ask
you to sign my petition.
Why would I sign that?
Well, because people are using
our street to park their cars.
You've got a driveway? Yes
..I have.
Right, well, erm
I'm sorry, mate, I think
you're overreacting.
I've got to go,
I'm busy. What?
DOOR SLAMS
MUFFLED: It's that lunatic
from across the street!
Beth I'm doing soup!
You can have soup!
You want bread with it?
Oh, sorry, Ian. Nice job
with the Bangladeshi kid.
Free to maim to his
heart's content.
Oh, please.
You and that copper
have got history, then.
She's a racist, OK?
PHONE CHIMES
God's sake, Nick.
People are allowed
to park their cars.
ECHOING: 'I heard
they were killed.
'I heard they were murdered.'
What do you get up to all day?
JOHN: 'I see people.' 'Hmm.'
SONIA: 'Oh, you buy into all
that nonsense, don't you?'
EMMA: 'Oh, yeah, you
don't mess with magpies.'
BETH: 'He's not a good person.
Marcus said he was violent.'
I can't believe this
is happening to us.
'That you're doing this to us.'
Your old man can't
do you a favour?
Hmm, not for free, no.
I could lose a lot of money,
so let's just make sure
that doesn't happen.
The is wrong with you?
With me? Yeah, why
would you say all that?
I thought we were
mates? So did I.