The Guest (2025) s01e01 Episode Script

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♪
[CAT MEWS]
Dirty money, dark moon ♪
Good morning, my darling.
The devil's got a seat next to you ♪
Black cat, tight noose ♪
Luck is always overdue ♪
Beginning and the end ♪
Something you can't fight ♪
Born with all these demons
taking all the light ♪
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]
Forever you're condemned ♪
It's a birthright ♪
Bloodlines, it's in the
bloodlines, it's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah, ah ♪
Bloodlines, it's in the
bloodlines, it's in the blood ♪
Broken glass and kerosene ♪
They all know your name
on the streets ♪
You can't escape the legacy ♪
The shadows follow you at your feet ♪
Hereditary, adversary,
knife at your throat ♪
Try and try and try
but it will never let go ♪
Forever curse the name
because you reap what they sow ♪
Reap what they sow ♪
[SHE GASPS]
Jesus!
All the mugs are dirty.
I know.
We need a new cleaner.
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah, ah ♪
Bloodlines, it's in the
bloodlines, it's in the blood ♪
[SHE CHUCKLES]
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Oh, my God!
Bloodlines, it's in the
bloodlines, it's in the blood ♪
Ria!
Hiya. Have you got a minute?
Oh, sorry.
Do you know Claire
across the street with the dogs?
Well, she's got a new cleaner,
a lovely young Polack,
only, erm
Well, they're charging £9.50 an
hour, which is a bit less than you.
Right.
Is that something
you'd be comfortable with?
- Sorry
- Could you come down to £9.50?
Erm I'm
Well, if you're going
to be funny about it,
let's just call it a day, shall we?
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah ♪
It's in the blood ♪
Ah, ah, ah ♪
Bloodlines, it's in the
bloodlines, it's in the blood. ♪
Excuse me.
You used to sell these individually.
I work on the cheese counter.
Huh.
[MACHINE BEEPS]
TANNOY: - Would all
available checkout colleagues
please make their way to the tills?
Cleaner for hire
Ria Powell
[SIGHS]
Oi! You can't take those.
What? Oh, erm
Sorry, I thought they were free.
STAFF MEMBER: Shoplifting, that is.
Right.
You going to put them back or
do you want me to call the police?
How is that shoplifting
if they're already paid for?
- First of all, abusive behaviour
- Abusive? How am I being abusive?
And, B, I'm going to need to
search your bag.
- Get off! Get off.
- CUSTOMER: You can't do that.
Either leave or I'll call
the police - your choice.
- I'm leaving.
- She hasn't done anything.
Miss, I'm dealing with it.
There we are.
You can have your food back.
Bit of a twat, wasn't he?
Napoleon complex, isn't that what
they call it? Angry little men.
Francesca. Fran.
- Ria.
- Hi, Ria.
Napoleon wasn't a little man.
- Excuse me?
- He wasn't short.
It's a myth, apparently.
Oh.
My last cleaner, Anna,
she was wonderful.
Ended up moving away
and I've been stuck with an agency.
- They're not good.
- Right.
You're a cleaner, right?
I don't I don't need
your charity, thanks.
No, no, it's not charity. And it
would be a trial shift, not a job.
It would pay well,
I can promise you that.
Have a think about it.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
MAN: Who was she?
I don't know, but she looked
like she has money, so.
It sounds like she was hitting on you.
She wasn't hitting on me, Lee.
How do you know? Have you seen you?
You are super sexy!
[RIA GIGGLES]
Come on, let's go.
Did you bring Sharla's card?
No.
What?
Oh, Lee, I literally
asked you to do one thing.
Ta-da!
Ow!
Oh, come on, that
didn't hurt, you little baby.
Do you want it? Do you want it?
Go on, then. Have it.
[LOUD MUSIC]
- Oh, Ria!
- Hello.
- Look at you!
- Sorry we're late.
It was my fault. Doing my hair.
Happy birthday. There's something
inside. It's not much, but
- Oh, is that new?
- Yeah. It's from my mum.
- Lush, isn't it?
- It is lush.
- What are you drinking, then?
- Erm
Vodka and diet coke. And Sambuca.
I'll have
- Come on, just give me your card.
- Yeah, all right.
Erm, just half a lager.
Whatever they've got.
- What?
- Come on.
Yeah.
- We're going outside.
Has he got a job yet?
Nah, he's still looking.
It's just, it's hard,
there's not much out there.
Where's he looking?
Sharl, he's trying.
- He is.
- He's not trying though, is he?
Ria, you're stunning and brilliant
and funny and so smart.
- We've been together since school.
- So what? What does that mean?
He's never going to give you
what you want.
Maybe you loved him once,
when you were what, 16?
You're just mates now.
Do you even have sex?
Ria, you want to travel, get
married, one day have kids.
- He doesn't.
- That's not what he said.
It's exactly what he says.
- We couldn't afford it anyway, so
- The boy's a leech.
- Lee the leech.
- Sh!
You were the one
who was meant to get out,
do something with your life.
You think this is what your mum
would have wanted for you?
- Cos it's not.
- Well, she's not here, is she?
Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Thank you so much.
Ti yn galw, dewch yn llu,
ddim angen mwy na hyn ♪
Tan yn twymo, gwres yn cuddio,
dim byd well na hyn ♪
Ti yn galw, dewch yn llu,
ddim angen mwy na hyn ♪
Tan yn twymo, gwres yn cuddio,
dim byd well na hyn ♪
Ar yr ymylon ♪
Ar yr ymylon ♪
Ar yr ymylon ♪
Ar yr ymylon ♪
Tan yn twymo ♪
SAT-NAV:
In 100 yards, turn right.
Tan yn twymo ♪
Mae'r gwres yn cuddio ♪
Tan yn twymo ♪
Mae'r gwres yn cuddio ♪
Tan yn twymo ♪
Mae'r gwres yn cuddio ♪
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [BUZZER]
Wow. No way.
[SHE CHUCKLES]
What the hell?
[GATES SLAM HEAVILY]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC]
Hello?
Yeah, bouncing on the beat
like that ♪
Uh, ready for the beat like that ♪
I got the heart of a warrior,
back on the track ♪
Yeah, step into the ring,
I'm a champion born ♪
Keep it real to survive ♪
Hello?
Rise to the top ♪
It's Ria, the cleaner.
No, no, no, no, no ♪
Never slowing down like that ♪
No, no, no, no, no ♪
- Never slowing down like that ♪
- Hello?
[MUSIC STOPS]
Hello?
Is anyone in?
Hello?
[SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR]
[DOOR CREAKS]
- Oh, my God!
- [HE SNIGGERS]
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God.
Hello, Ria! Hi. You found us, then.
Hi. Simon. Frannie's husband.
Ria. I'm Ria.
You scared the shit out of me then.
Sincere apologies.
Well, I'll leave you both to it, shall I?
Call me from the airport.
Yep.
- Love you.
- Love you.
Lovely to meet you.
Bye.
Ria, sorry, I should have called.
We're going to have to reschedule.
The printers were meant to deliver
these invites last week
and I've got to get them in the post
before it's too late, so, sorry.
Erm, I can help.
- Erm
- If you wanted.
- Oh, dear Sorry, I didn't mean to
- Yes. Why not?
Erm, many hands make
- You know, whatever that saying is.
- [THEY LAUGH]
OK, that's great.
Come on, follow me.
It's high-end furniture, light
fittings - that sort of stuff.
We import from the States,
Asia, Europe
I mean, obviously that's not as easy
as it used to be, but
We do refurbs, refits,
design services,
but this will be
my first studio space.
Mm!
So this is like a a party, then?
Mm. A party.
A launch.
Grand opening.
Stress-inducing nightmare.
[THEY BOTH LAUGH]
Something like that.
Your husband seemed really nice.
Mm, I think so.
We run the company together.
Does he travel a lot?
Mm, he does.
He sources, er, the new products,
and deals with the manufacturing,
so he's usually away.
India, China, Shanghai.
But he really loves it, so
- Mm.
- What about you? I don't see a ring.
Er
No. Just me and my boyfriend.
No family?
- No, not really.
- What does "not really" mean?
Um
My dad wasn't around
and my mum died
when I was younger.
I'm so sorry.
That's OK.
What about school at that age?
Er, well, I didn't really get
to finish my GCSEs.
And after that
Um, my mum just
My mum was always a cleaner, so
here I am.
But what did you want to do,
if you could have done anything?
Um
God, I don't know. Erm
Oh I don't know.
I always wanted to travel. Yeah.
My my gramps was in the Army,
Navy, when he was younger.
And he went all around the world.
He went to New Zealand, Australia.
Everywhere. Er, God, yeah,
he used to tell me all about it.
But his favourite place, the place
he loved the most was Italy.
- Mm!
- No, his
[THEY BOTH LAUGH]
Positano, he said.
- He was always banging on about it.
- [FRAN CHUCKLES SYMPATHETICALLY]
Oh, I mean, I've been to Malaga
with my mate Sharla and her mam,
- but that's about it.
- If you want to travel, you should.
I mean - pfft! -
the Amalfi Coast is incredible.
Yeah, maybe one day.
Mm.
I'm going to tell you something that
nobody may have told you before.
But all these "successful people"
you see
these people with the great jobs,
money, prospects,
these people who travel
Uh, people like you?
They're not smarter
or better than you.
That's what they'd like you
to think, but they're not.
They just play by different rules,
because they've been told,
from the moment they were born,
that they can. It's the only
real difference between private
and comprehensive education
in this country, it's the mentality.
Mentality is - if not them,
then who?
Someone has to be Prime Minister,
someone has to start that company,
someone has to live in a house like
this. Why not you? Why not take?
There's not much to take
on a cleaner's wage.
Do you want to be a cleaner
for the rest of your life?
- No.
- No. Just because you were born into it,
doesn't mean you have to stay there.
my dad, he came from nothing.
He gave me everything.
But you
you've never had that.
Because you've been conditioned
to think that you're not capable,
that you don't deserve,
because you're too busy being
grateful for the crumbs.
Take the fucking loaf, Ria.
Is that it?
Oh Um, yeah.
Have you eaten?
- Er, no.
- Er, I can order in.
Just to say thank you. I'm very grateful.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Yeah, thanks, yeah.
And I'll give you a tour
while we wait.
Sushi?
Master bedroom. Original fireplace.
And the true love of my life,
Harper.
- Aww, she's sweet.
- Yeah, don't be fooled.
She's a total bitch!
[THEY CHUCKLE]
And through here
is the master en suite.
Oh, my God, you've got
a settee in your bathroom.
Mm.
I've never sat on it.
Well you wouldn't, would you, wet?!
[THEY LAUGH]
I think your bathroom is bigger
than my entire flat.
Hm!
Onwards.
Guest bedroom's on the top floor.
And cinema room.
Oh, my God!
The tour concludes in the garden.
Guest house. Hardly ever used.
Don't worry about cleaning in there.
[PHONE ALERT]
Food's here.
Yeah, so the last job he had,
he worked security at Asda.
But, like, it was, like,
shift work. Nights.
And he got signed off sick
but then he posted
that he was at The Big Weekend,
and they fired him.
And he hasn't had a job since.
- Ooh, wow.
- So what does he do?
Just plays PlayStation.
Been together since school,
so it's like
Hmm, I've had a varicose vein
in my left leg
since Christmas 2020.
Doesn't mean it's a good thing.
Hmm.
FRAN: Do you love him?
Can't remember not being with him.
I have a friend who was married
for years.
One morning she came downstairs
and there he was, her husband,
he was tipping the milk
from his cereal bowl
into his big fat gob,
like he had done every morning
since the day they'd met.
And she wanted to kill him.
Because she knew in that moment
that she'd wasted half her life
with a man she didn't love.
Living a life she didn't want.
So that summer,
she got onto the dating apps.
- Ooh!
- Mm-hm!
She lined up a new man.
She moved out, moved on.
Never been happier.
Just saying.
Not sure I want to leave him.
And he doesn't even like cereal!
[FRAN SNIGGERS]
No-one's saying
you have to leave him, Ria.
Just call it due diligence.
I can get you the name of the app,
if you want?
How do you feel
about starting tomorrow?
- What, for the trial?
- I think we're
probably
beyond a trial.
- [DRINK POURS]
- Really?
Yeah.
BOYFRIEND: What about your other jobs?
What, the jobs wanting to pay me
£9.50 an hour?
- Fran's going to pay double that.
- How much?
- [FOOTBALL ON TV]
- 20 quid an hour.
- Shitting hell!
- I know.
Yeah, and she wants me
to work four days a week.
Could be real money coming in.
A chance for us to
pay back what we owe.
Maybe get a proper place.
- Ria, we've got a proper place.
- Yeah, well, Lee, I, er,
I can't sleep at night,
cos I'm worried about it.
They're going to find out,
and when they do
They're not going to find out.
No-ones is going to find out.
- It's fine.
- All right!
Did you do any applications today?
Yeah!
For what?
Er
[EXHALES]
You didn't, did you?
Oh, what you starting on me for now?
Just leave it, I'll do it tomorrow.
I, um
I have been stealing food from work
for weeks now,
cos we've got no money.
Well, good thing you just said
you're going to get 20 quid an hour.
Oh, shut the Fucking hell.
You know what? I literally,
I've maxed out my
my overdraft, and my credit cards,
I can't get any more.
I'm not asking you to get any more.
Listen! You say
you're going to get a job.
- Yeah. - Right?
- Yeah.
- You don't.
- Yes, but I'm trying.
- And I got to do everything, all the time.
I'm trying!
Ria, I'm doing everything I can!
No, you're not!
You're sitting there, playing games!
- Ria
- Just leave me alone for a minute!
[DOOR SLAMS]
Love finds
Find your missing piece
To complete your heart!
[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
[POWER TOOLS BUZZ OUTSIDE]
MAN OUTSIDE: Yeah, that's good!
More to me!
- For fuck's sake.
- Yes!
[PEACOCK CALL]
[PHONE CHIMES]
[PEACOCK CALL]
- Hiya.
- Hi!
Hi. Um, do you have any, um,
special instructions, or?
What do you mean?
Like, um, have you got a special
polish for specific woods, or?
- No. Just, you know bleh
- OK.
OK, and what about the, er
that little robot cleaner-thing?
Oh, you can chuck that out.
She was the interim cleaner.
- Thanks.
- OK.
[HANDLE RATTLES]
- That's Simon's office.
- Oh.
- He doesn't like anyone going in there.
- Sorry.
Food's arrived.
OK.
Oh, hello! He's gorgeous!
- When are you meeting him?
- No, I'm not.
Just, he's just asked to match
with me. I'm just looking.
- You're just looking?
- Yeah.
Is that what you're doing? Yeah,
yeah, I believe you.
- Oh, before I forget
- Mm.
I figured you might want
your first week up front.
FRAN: Mm?
It's OK. Take it.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
[APPLAUSE ON TV]
[PHONE CHIMES]
How are you ? Are you there?
I'm being ghosted, aren't I?
[PHONE CHIMES]
RIA: Hot guy keeps messsaging!
Reply!
FRAN (POSH):
Play it cool, trigger
- What?
- What?
- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.
Um, I need to get a drink. Do you want one?
Yeah.
Hey. Sorry. Was at work.
[SHE GASPS]
- Oh, my God!
- Ria?
There's someone out the back!
There's someone out the back.
Oh. You mean Derek?
[FRAN LAUGHS]
- What?
- Derek helps with the garden.
Oh.
Ah.
[FOOTBALL ON TV]
[PHONE CHIMES]
It's just a drink.
Go for a drink.
Yeah. I don't know,
doesn't feel right.
OK. Then, don't. Don't go.
[SPRAY SIZZLES ON HOB]
Oh, did you put the oven on?
It's an Aga, Ria. It's always on.
I don't even have anything to wear.
[DOOR OPENS]
Auntie Fran, we need you!
Auntie Fran!
Oh, Martha's shit herself
everywhere,
it's all over the car seat.
Er
that key is for emergencies,
Helen!
Er, yes, and this is an emergency,
look at her!
We were on our way to Penny's dance
class and then,
boom, an explosion!
- It stinks.
- Er, "it"?
- This is your niece.
- Mh-mn.
This is what happens
when you're a mother.
Chaos. Every day, chaos.
Oh. Who are you?
- It's Ria, she's the new cleaner.
- Hiya.
Oh, hi.
Right, I'd better sort her out.
Penny, tell your auntie
what you want to drink.
Oh, and I'd love a cup of tea,
if there's one going?
But, er
- Auntie Fran, do you want to see my dance?
- Uh-huh.
Like and subscribe!
There we are, then
Oh, sorry about that.
My darling sister and her brood.
- It's OK.
- [LAUGHS]
Cinderella
come with me. Come on.
Wow.
What do you think?
- Hmm?
- Uh
You said you didn't have
anything to wear.
I don't know. It's just meant to be
a casual drink anyway.
Just try it on.
Come on, haven't got all day.
I'll wait out here.
[BABY CRIES]
Are you close with your sister?
I mean, we have nothing in common.
Helen thinks that being a mother
is the most important thing
in the world. But that's just
because she's never had
an ounce of ambition for herself.
I'll take that as a no, then.
Did you ever want kids?
Me and Simon talked about it.
But, no, no, wasn't for us.
Helen could never
quite understand that.
OK. You can turn now.
Wow!
You look stunning.
Fits perfectly.
I'm I'm a terrible person.
Sh, sh, sh.
Here.
Here you go. Borrow this.
It's OK,
I've seen you looking at it.
It's not like you can buy one of
these on a cleaner's salary, is it?
Hmm.
Almost there.
[RIA BREATHES SHAKILY]
Sometimes less is more.
She's prettier than you.
[CHATTER]
- Hey.
- Hi.
You weren't this shy on the app.
Sorry. Er, do do you want a drink?
- Erm
- I mean, er, what do you want to drink?
Yeah. Sure. Um
Mm. I mean, wine, cocktail?
Yeah, cocktail. Yeah.
- Mojito? Or?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, great. Thanks.
- Right.
- Thank you.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Good luck! Just enjoy it!
- Here. No idea what I'm doing
- Is he hot?
So hot!!!
Take the loaf!
Yeah, I was lucky - apprenticeship
straight out of school.
- At it ever since.
- That's cool.
Yeah, it's it's good money.
Like, most years I clear
hundred K, easy.
- Mm.
- This last year, probably pushing 150K.
Wow.
Not that I have much
to do with the finances.
My sister,
she deals with all that for me.
- [RIA CHUCKLES]
- I'm just good at spending it.
Er, so, sorry, what about you?
What do you do?
For, um for work?
Erm
Sorry, um, II run a company.
Yeah. Um
high-end furniture,
light fittings, refurbishments.
- That sort of thing.
- So, what, you're like your own
your own boss too?
Um yeah.
Mm. We just
we source from all over the world.
The States, Asia, Europe
Which isn't as easy as it used to be
now, obviously.
Right, so how long have
you been doing that for?
God
um, it's a few years now.
- Yeah.
- That's that's really cool.
[RIA LAUGHS]
Same again?
Oh, yeah, er, shall I get that?
Relax. I can buy a round.
That's 24, please.
£24, for two drinks?
Two cocktails. £12 each.
Here. Thanks.
Oh, I'll have the change.
Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT]
Oh, "Jesus" will be arriving soon,
apparently.
Toyota Prius?
[SHE LAUGHS]
Yes!
- Course he is.
- Yes.
Can I text you off the app?
Yeah.
- Yeah, text me. Yeah.
- I don't have your number.
Well, give it here, then.
OK, um
[THEY BOTH LAUGH]
Um, there we are.
There you go. I'll just call you
so you've got mine.
OK.
[PHONE RINGS]
There we are.
I had a really nice time.
Yeah, um
Oh, yeah, he's here.
- I've got to go.
- Hey, wait.
What?
MAN: For Ria?
Well, Jesus is annoying!
[LAUGHS:]
Jesus!
Um
Bye.
Thank you. Bye.
FRAN: Hmm, "He
was nice"! Is that it?
Yeah, he was nice. But I
I don't know.
I just
It it's too weird.
Feels wrong.
Anything happen?
No!
[LAUGHS]
No!
But it has made me realise
I want to try and make
things work with Lee.
- MAN OUTSIDE: Agh! Oh!
- [CLATTER]
Oh, God!
[SIGHS] Oh, shit.
Not again.
Derek?
I'm coming. I'm coming.
OK, wait. Wait. Wait. It's OK.
I'm going to call Richard.
Oh! It's a goal! It's a goal!
[PHONE RINGS]
Hello.
FRAN: Hi, Richard.
Your dad's had another fall.
Is he OK?
Yes, I think so. I I don't know.
Can you just come
and collect him, please?
OK, I'm leaving now.
I'll be there right now.
Richard, what happened?
My dad.
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
MIKE. Had fun last night.
You around this weekend?
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
RICHARD: What was he even doing
up a ladder at his age?
FRAN: I don't know, Richard.
I can't have eyes on him 24/7.
Maybe it's time he retired.
RICHARD: Without work, he's going
to get worse, that's what happens.
DEREK: I wish you two would stop
talking about me like I'm not here.
I slipped. That's all.
Dad, we're just having
a conversation.
- Why don't you wait in the car?
- I'm not a child, Richard.
Nobody said you were.
Come on, let's let's
I'll walk you out, come on.
I can manage!
OK.
Are you OK?
Get out of here while you can.
[NEARBY LAUGHTER]
[GASPING AND MOANING]
Oh, er that's me done for the day.
OK, thanks.
The, um Who was the man earlier,
in the Range Rover?
Erm that's Richard,
Derek's son.
He handles all our shipping.
Logistics. Has done for years.
Is Derek OK?
Getting old.
Erm, I think he's got some type
of dementia,
but he won't go to the doctor's,
doesn't want to stop working.
So, it's tough for Richard.
We employed Derek
as a favour, really.
I saw you. With Richard.
Didn't mean to, but I did.
Do you want to stay for a drink?
Simon's away working so much.
And Richard's here. And he's nice.
And I know he has a wife
and children and I'm married
and I should feel awful,
but I don't.
Suppose that makes me
a terrible person.
No, I don't think it does.
Hm.
Simon and I have been together
for so long that we don't
- You don't wanna hear about all that.
- Oh, I do. I do.
I'm a right nosy cow!
My husband is lovely and kind.
Except when he's not.
Why did you ask me to work for you?
Hmm?
I've never cleaned for anyone
like you before, so
I don't know, you're just
different.
I felt sorry for you.
I saw you steal that food.
And no-one should
have to live like that.
But it turns out
that you are a great cleaner.
And I like having you around.
And you are very smart, Ria.
You can be so much more
than you are.
You deserve so much more.
Thank you.
I forgot to ask
if you were free this weekend,
any chance you can house-sit?
- Mm.
- I need someone to feed the cat.
Lee, guess what we're doing
this weekend!
[POWER TOOLS BUZZ OUTSIDE]
Lee? Where are you?
[HAMMERING]
Lee?
[RINGING TONE]
- LEE: Ria, can I call you back?
- Where are you?
At my mum's.
- Uh, TV's bust again.
- WOMAN: Are you going to be long, love?
No, you're not. I can hear people.
- That's the TV.
- Well, you just said it was broken.
I need to call you back.
Are you at the pub?
No, I'm not at the pub. Look, I'll
call you back in five minutes.
Are you seriously at the pub?
With what money?
Ria, you're not listening to me.
I just told you, I'm not at the pub.
OK, well, I'm going away
this weekend, with Sharla.
What? Where?
Bristol.
We're staying with her friend.
I'll I'll literally call you
back in five minutes.
OK, bye.
Er, give you a hundred quid
for both.
Fine.
FRAN: Any problems, just give me a call.
No wild parties, please.
I'm just going to chill.
Got some Married At First Sight
to catch up on, so
There's some face masks
in the bathroom.
You're welcome to them.
- Enjoy yourself.
- There you go.
- Thank you!
Something's got a hold
of me lately ♪
No, I don't know myself any more ♪
Feels like the walls
are all closing in ♪
And the devil's knocking at my door ♪
Whoa-oh-oh ♪
Out of my mind, how
many times did I tell you ♪
I'm no good at being alone? ♪
Yeah, it's taking a toll on me ♪
Trying my best to keep
from tearing the skin off my bones ♪
Don't you know ♪
I lose control-ol-ol ♪
When you're not next to me ♪
I'm falling apart
right in front of you ♪
Can't you see? ♪
I lose control-ol-ol ♪
[DOORBELL TINKLES;]
Music off.
Hi.
I wasn't sure if I was in the right house.
[CHUCKLES:] Come in.
Bloody hell! This is a bit nice.
Yeah, it's, um
- my parents' house, originally.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- [HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
- Do you want Do you want a tour?
- Yeah.
- Great.
This is my office.
And then we have the master bedroom.
- Nice.
- Mm.
[HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Cool.
[LAUGHS:] OK!
By here is the en-suite
with a settee.
Not that I've sat on it
- because you wouldn't, would you, wet?
- Guess not.
Um wine?
Yeah.
- Feel like a bit of a knob now.
- Why?
Well, when we met, I spent about
20 minutes banging on about
being a plumber, being my own boss,
giving it the big I am.
This whole time you're, like
[HE LAUGHS]
Kim Kardashian or whatever.
No, I'm really not.
Do you wanna watch a film?
Yeah.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, I've got it. I've got it.
Er, you can get some
Oh, thanks. You've got it. Great.
After I get a job,
I'm gonna propose.
And when I've got money,
I'm gonna do it all properly.
Fuck me. You smack your head
or what?
That black was so jammy.
It wasn't jammy.
I was aiming for it.
- Jammy.
- Just cos you can't pot anything!
What are you being a prick for?
Just give me a drink!
- Gaynor, I ain't gonna serve you.
- My money not good enough for you,
- is it? You big bald twat!
- You heard.
Your mam's on one again.
- I've gotta go.
- See you later.
Come on, then, Gaynor. What are
you having?
- All right, Lee?
- What are you doing here?
- You what?
- Where's Ria?
Dunno. She's your girlfriend.
Why the fuck aren't you in Bristol?
What are you talking about, Bristol?
Don't fucking swear at me.
I ain't even heard from Ria.
[LAUGHS:]
Oh, no! I knew it!
What?
Nothing.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, my God. What?
Have I got something on my?
What, just say it. Say it!
Do you ever do coke?
[HE SNORTS]
Ahh!
[SHE SNIFFS]
Oh!
- My God.
- Yeah, it's good stuff.
- Hang on. You've got a bit of, er
- What?
[HE LAUGHS]
- What?
- Can I?
Yeah.
[SHE LAUGHS]
You're so fucking hot.
[MOBILE RINGS]
Come here.
Come on, look at me.
[MOBILE RINGS AGAIN]
Come on.
Fuck.
Sorry.
- Who is it?
- No-one. No-one. Come here.
[MOBILE RINGS AGAIN]
[MOBILE CONTINUES RINGING]
ANSWERPHONE: Hi, this
is Ria. Please leave a message.
Hi, it's me.
I got halfway there and realised
I forgot my bloody key.
Absolute shitshow.
Anyway, Waze says I should be there
in ten minutes.
[MOBILE BEEPS]
Oh, turn it off!
No, I will, I will, I will.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- What's going on?!
- One sec.
ANSWERPHONE: I got halfway
there and realised I forgot my bloody key.
Absolute shitshow.
Anyway, Waze says I should be there
in ten minutes.
Um, we need to leave.
Go out go out somewhere.
- What?
- Go for a walk or something.
- It'll be nice.
- What are you talking about?
Can you not do that, please?
Just get out. You've gotta Just leave.
- Why?
- [MOBILE RINGS]
Because um, oh, my
- Who keeps calling you?
- [SHE SIGHS]
What are you What are you
being weird for now?
- We were having a good night.
- [MOBILE BEEPS]
Who keeps calling you?!
My boyfriend. He's on the way back
home, so I need you to leave.
Can you just get out?
- I can't tell if you're joking.
- Oh, my God, I'm being
I'm being very serious,
so I'm I'm sorry.
This is fucked!
- This is fucked!
- My God. Are you listening? Get out!
- Actually, I need the toilet.
- Yeah, fine. Just use
the downstairs one, then fuck off.
- So, why are you being like that for?
- I'm not being like anything!
Can you just leave, please?
I've asked you.
You're lying.
You're a shitty little liar
cos I saw that photo
that you just hid.
- I saw it when I came in.
- Oh, my God.
[SHOUTS:]
Just leave!
Their house, is it?
Cos sure as fuck ain't yours.
- Who are you, then?
- Oh, just get out.
- Go on.
- Get out.
- Who are you?
- I've asked you to get out.
Housekeeper? The PA? Cleaner?
[HE CHUCKLES] You're the
That's it, you're the cleaner.
- [SCREAMS:] Get out!
-Aah!
You're the fucking cleaner!
[SCREAMS:] Get out!
- [THUD]
- [CRIES OUT IN PAIN]
Fuck!
- Don't do it, no! - You stupid bitch!
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
- Emergency, which service do you require?
- Police.
- Open the door!
[SOBS:] Please, please, can you
help me? Please, can you help me?
Argh!
[RIA SCREAMS]
- 999, what's your emergency?
- I'm going to fucking kill you!
Come here!
Come here!
[RIA PANTS]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[DOOR CREAKS]
No! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off!
You want to show me up?
Get up! Get the fuck up!
[HE SCREAMS]
[KEYS TURN IN LOCK, DOOR OPENS]
[RIA HYPERVENTILATES]