The Hunting Wives (2025) s01e01 Episode Script

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Is to feel
calm Is to get high ♪
It's a little too
late To be on time ♪
Tin that smells
Of turpentine ♪
All I wanna do Is
have a good time ♪
All I wanna do
Is roll the dice ♪
I
go out walkin' ♪
♪
After midnight ♪
Someone help me!
Ah!
♪
Along the highway ♪
Well, that's just my way ♪
Of sayin' I love you ♪
I'm
always walkin' ♪
After midnight ♪
Searchin' for you ♪
The
Sky over east Texas,
Sky KSGY.
Life is ♪
It's never what
you think It's for ♪
And I can't seem
To set it off ♪
And lately I've
been Insecure ♪
The chances of a
lifetime Might be ♪
Hiding their
tricks Up my sleeve ♪
Used to be the
greatest Now I ♪
Thank you.
Mommy!
Jack-o'-lantern. Hi, baby.
How was camp?
Good.
What's for dinner?
Oh, uh, you know, I haven't
even thought about it yet
because Mommy and
Daddy are going out,
and you are getting
a babysitter.
-No.
-Aw, no.
I know, I don't really
want to go either,
but it's for Daddy's new work.
Don't worry, buddy, you're
gonna get some, uh
you're gonna get some pizza, OK?
-Ooh!
-OK.
OK.
How was the ride to Dallas?
Good. Kind of long.
What'd you get?
A dress for the party.
Oh. Come show me.
Hmm?
It's not very Texas.
Well, neither am I.
It's a little
it's a little Soviet.
Graham,
stop teasing me,
and let me get
ready for the party.
Holy shit.
Look at this place.
Can you believe it's
all his property?
Hey, hey, stop. Stop.
I just I hate this.
You
are good with people.
You are in public relations.
I'm not good with Texas people.
They don't get me.
Sophie, it is my boss.
I know. I know. I'm
gonna be fine. It's fine.
Exactly, just turn on
the old Sophie charm.
Totally. Just turn
on the old Sophie.
Um, what kind of fundraiser
is this, exactly?
I'm not sure.
What the fuck,
Graham? An NRA party?
I didn't
know. I swear!
-Champagne?
-Oh, yes.
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.
Just one, please.
Oh, that's the, uh, CFO of
JJ Banks Oil over there.
We should go say hi.
I'm just gonna get a
soda water really fast.
-OK.
-I'll be right back.
All right, I'll
meet you over there.
-Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh, no.
Wait, wait. Come back.
Do you have a pad?
Um, I'm not sure.
Let me let me check.
I I have a tampon.
Thanks, but I can't
use that.
I'm Margo, by the way.
Sophie.
Hi.
Hi, Sophie.
You're not from
around here, are you?
No, I'm, um I'm from Boston.
We just moved here a month a
um
Oh, don't mind me.
Desperate times, you know?
OK.
Hon, do you mind zipping me up?
Sure.
Oh, thanks, darling.
How do I look?
Great.
Well, go on, pee.
I won't look.
Oh, I wasn't even
coming in here to pee.
I just really need a Xanax.
Oh.
Got an extra?
Yeah, I do.
Here.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Well, I think this party
just got a whole lot better.
I'll see you around, Boston.
So now, y'all said
you have one child?
Yes, Jack. He's seven. Mm-hmm.
-Seven?
-Mm-hmm.
Well, when's he gonna
be getting a sibling?
-We're not gonna
-We're working on it, you know?
Yeah.
I say it's not really
work if it's with her.
-Oh, Teddy, honestly.
-I'm just saying.
Oh, there's my boss.
How do you do, everybody?
Thanks for coming tonight.
How are you? I'm
gonna keep it short.
So I'll just start with
my name is Jed Banks,
and this is my party!
Now, all y'all who know
me know that I'm so proud
to be from Maple Brook.
It's the best little
town in all of Texas.
But here's the thing.
A few months ago, not five
miles from here, in Braxton,
an innocent teenage girl
named Kaycee Krummell
was kidnapped and
never seen again.
-Aw.
-Yeah.
And one of the brave
sheriff's deputies
that was looking
for Kaycee, well,
she was shot and almost died.
So when you got good
people like us here,
you also got bad people.
-That's right.
-Right?
Drug dealers,
rapists, murderers!
There's all sorts
of evil sumbitches.
Ain't that right, Sheriff Jonny?
You ain't lying, Jed!
That's right. So
let me ask you this.
You think those evil sumbitches,
you you think they got guns?
-Yeah!
-Yeah, right.
And 500 miles from
here, at the border,
where those personas malos
keep pouring in every day,
you think they got guns?
Yeah!
If people of ill
intent got guns,
then it's imperative
that people of good
intent got more guns.
-Right!
-That's right!
That's right.
-Yeah!
-That's right.
Now, some of y'all
may have heard rumors
that I was considering
throwing my hat
in the ring for governor.
Go! Go! Go!
You running or or what?
Well, the answer to that
is, you're gonna have to wait.
-Aw!
-Aw, that's all right.
That's all right.
You won't have to wait too long.
Tonight it's about digging deep
and giving what you can.
Now, before I go, I want
to introduce my wife.
This is Margo
who is hosting one
hell of a shindig.
Love you, Margo!
You look so gorgeous
tonight, honey.
Thank you.
You're so beautiful.
Hey y'all, dig deep.
Have fun. Keep dancing.
You're so pretty.
-Oh, my goodness.
-You look lovely today.
Thank you.
You're so wonderful.
-Bye, Margo.
-Yeah, you betcha.
Oh, hey, Graham.
Hey, thanks for coming.
Margo, you got to meet Graham.
He's building the new Banks HQ.
May be $2 million over budget,
but at least it's six months
behind schedule.
We will get it back on
track, sir, I promise.
Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you.
It's nice to meet you too.
Oh, this is my wife, uh, Sophie.
-Hi.
-Oh, Sophie and I,
we go way back.
Nice
to see you again.
Now, how did I not know
you were married
and to such a cutie pie?
It's true, I am, huh?
By the way,
sir, we were, uh
we were both really
impressed with your speech.
And and, Sophie used
to work in politics.
-Is that so?
-Um, a million years ago.
Well, lay it on me. How'd I do?
Oh, it was um, it was great.
It was really good.
I'm a big boy. You can tell me.
No, I um
Oh, well, now that I know you
hated it, I'm dying to hear.
I didn't hate it.
I I just thought it
was sort of slightly
racist.
-She whipped out the R word.
-She sure did.
Well, that was your
intent, though, right?
A little "us versus them"
to rile up the base?
You still came off very
folksy and likable,
which is hard to
do, so it was good.
Yeah, so how is it
that you're smarter
than half the people
on my payroll?
You know what? I'm gonna
have to borrow you.
Come on, now.
Margo!
-Oh, hey!
-Hi, babe.
-How are you?
-Oh, oh.
-Hell of a speech.
-Never mind the speech.
That dress, those
titties, hello!
Some real pretty
guns over there.
-Oh, I saw them. Yes, sir.
-You see them?
OK, why don't you boys
go look at the guns
and let us girlies
drink in peace?
Yeah, get. Get out of here.
Pleasure to meet
you, Ms. Sophie.
-Nice to meet you too.
-Get!
Great.
Callie, this is Sophie
and her husband, Graham.
They just moved
here from Boston.
Well, thanks for coming
out to support the cause.
-Oh, no, we're not
-Oh, it's our
it's our pleasure, yeah.
I have a great idea.
Sophie should come to the cabin.
Me and the girls, we we
get together every Friday.
-You should come.
-Hey, girl!
Hi!
Hi, Jillie-Bean.
-Hey, sugar.
-Hi. Mwah.
Great party.
Oh, Clint got caught
up at the church,
but he sends his regards.
-Jill's the reverend's wife.
-Mm-hmm.
That's why she doesn't
show her boobies.
They sure are pretty, though.
They really are.
-They are.
-Well.
Jill, this is Sophie
and her husband, Graham.
Hiya. Hi.
Sophie's coming to the
lake with us on Friday.
-Oh, amazing!
-Yeah.
Oh, hey, I'm so sorry,
but I have to head home.
Have you seen Brad?
He has practice.
My son got a basketball
scholarship to Baylor
in the fall, so he's
just doing a little
club ball to stay sharp.
-Oh, that's amazing.
-Wow.
He's probably inside
with the twins.
-I'll go look.
-Oh, I can go.
Oh, no. You go have a cocktail.
I mean, you paid five
grand to be here.
Might as well enjoy
another free drink.
That's true.
Y'all take care of new girl.
-Hi, new girl.
-Hi.
Hi.
Abby.
Oh, Brad.
-You ready?
-Brad.
Yeah?
No, no. No, stop.
Stop.
Why?
We did it before.
Oh, come on, baby.
-Didn't you like it?
-You know I liked it.
But prom was a mistake.
We can't do it again.
Lord God,
we are sinners, and
we need your help.
Please remove this
desire from my heart.
And, Lord God, please remove
this desire from Brad's heart.
Abby, it ain't my heart.
Lord, please guide
us and help
There
you go. Oh, yeah.
Oh, reload. Reload. Grenade.
Cody, Oak, have you seen Brad?
In my room.
You had to throw a grenade.
now in
our hour of need
so that we may continue
to live our faith.
Lord, please help us
to remember your wisdom
and quell in our resilience
so that we may live a
life that honors you.
Lord, please help
us to remain good
so that we may continue
Brad? You in there?
Your mom's looking for you.
Oh, hi, Abby.
I didn't know you were here.
Better go before
Ms. Jill sees you.
You know how she is.
Thanks, Mrs. Banks.
Well, Brad,
I'm very disappointed in you.
I'm sorry, Margo.
Mrs. Banks.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Banks.
Won't happen again.
It better not.
Now you come with me, young man.
Ms. Banks!
Well, I can go again.
Chop-chop.
You got practice.
-I love your dress.
-Thank you.
-Yeah, I
-Hey.
He was kicking the twins'
butts in video games.
Oh.
He said he'd meet you out front.
Well, then I better go.
I don't want him to
be late for practice.
Thanks for everything. Mwah.
-Bye.
-Bye, honey.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Oh, and, Jill, will you
tell Brad to call me?
I want him to start
coaching the twins again.
They haven't moved
a muscle all summer.
Will do.
Oh, uh, Sophie and I better
be headed out as well.
Oh, all right.
Well, it was a
pleasure to meet y'all.
Yes, thank you for
the hospitality.
-Yeah.
-Bye, y'all.
-Bye.
-Oh, hey, wait a minute.
I need your number.
-Oh.
-Nice try.
We're gonna be besties.
You were great today.
No, I I had a
full panic attack.
Yeah, but then you
you rallied, and you
made some new friends.
I am not going to be
friends with those women.
They're like little
Marjorie Taylor Greenes.
Except for Margo.
I liked her.
You see? That is great.
You know, you can be
anyone you want here.
Nobody knows you.
Maybe you can move on.
I just said
that I liked her.
Wait, did I did I just
did I hurt your feelings?
No.
No, I'm fine.
I'm just tired.
Good night.
-Um
-Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, I, um
-No, I just I'm
-No, it's, um
-I'm just tired.
-No, I'm yeah.
I'm tired too, actually. I
We should we
should go to sleep.
OK.
You
coming to bed?
Mm-hmm. One second.
I'm hearing Abbott's got
his panties in a bunch.
What?
I thought you said
you were gonna
think about it a little longer.
Well, I'm still thinking.
Guess I went a little
overboard, but
gotta give the people
what they want.
Why?
You have a great life
just the way it is.
If you run, everything changes.
You really want people looking
at the way you have fun?
Mm.
The way we have fun?
Oh, hell, people don't
care about that anymore.
They don't want a Boy Scout.
They want a man.
Well, I'm a woman.
It's different for me.
Enough with the feminism.
Starting to sound
like my ex-wife.
Well, maybe Sienna was right
about something for once
I said enough.
Where's the fun Margo?
Where did she go?
Who was that little old girl?
Architect's wife?
I knew you liked her.
You like her too.
She had a certain way about her.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I think I am, Daddy.
Cabin? Jesus.
Yeah.
You're gonna be fine.
Just give me a call when
you want me to pick you up.
Uh, yeah.
Um, I don't think it's dinner,
so probably, like, seven.
-OK.
-Hey, and don't be
don't be emo, you know?
Just keep it light and bright.
All right. Bye, baby.
I'll give you a kiss when
I get in tonight, OK?
-Love you, Mommy.
-Love you too.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Hi, Sophie.
I'm so glad you could come.
I just made a fresh
batch of margaritas.
Oh, um, I I actually
don't drink, so
I'm just
joking, honey.
Come on in.
You should've seen your face.
Oh, well, welcome
to our humble abode.
This here is the living room.
Yeah um,
yeah, it's beautiful.
The-the view is amazing.
Yeah. We love it.
Yeah.
Uh, and this is the kitchen.
because Sienna's a bitch
who should never be let
out of her house, let alone
Excuse me, ladies.
Sophie's here.
-Hi.
-Hi, girl.
Hi, new girl.
Good to see you again.
-And this is Monae.
-Hi. Cute sandals.
You look so comfortable.
And this is Taylor.
Mm. Oh, my God,
I love your eyes.
-Right?
-Thank you.
Do you
want a soda water?
-Yeah, that'd be great.
-OK.
Thank you.
I'll take one of these.
Who's got the li oh,
she's got limes over there.
So, um, what do you guys do?
For work.
Work?
We don't work.
We wife.
We wife.
Well, I don't work, work,
but I have my son, Brad.
And I run all the women's
groups at the church.
Oh, look, I know
some people are weird
around the reverend's wife,
but don't be intimidated.
I'm just a regular gal.
I love to shop and
hunt and drink.
-Thank God.
-What about you?
-Mm.
-Hmm?
Um, I I used to
be in PR, mostly
-local political campaigns.
-PR.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-But, um, I actually
haven't worked
since I had my son.
Sophie just moved
here from Boston.
Cambridge, actually,
just across the river.
Uh, it's where
where Harvard is.
-Harvard.
-Right.
-Hello!
-Duh.
I just did two years at a JC,
so you probably
think I'm an idiot.
No, I don't. I
don't think you're an idiot.
No, she doesn't think
you're an idiot, Jillie.
She thinks you're a deplorable.
Oh, stop.
Do not listen to a
word Callie says, OK?
She thinks she's
being subtly shady,
but she's really
just being a cunt.
Oh!
-Margo.
-She said it.
Come on, let's finish the tour.
-OK.
-Bye.
-To a cunt.
-Cheer
To cunts.
You know I
don't like that word.
Oh, Jill.
You gonna make it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a mild anxiety disorder,
that's all, you know.
Look, they can be a lot.
But I promise you we have fun.
And we all want you to be here.
Thanks.
You're sweet.
No, I'm not.
But I like you.
Hey, you want to go on the boat?
Uh, yeah. That'd be fun.
Perfect. I'll grab the guns.
OK.
Uh oh, uh, so are these
are these loaded?
Nothing more useless
as an unloaded gun.
Ready over there?
-Let's go, ladies!
-Yoo!
I feel no shame ♪
I'm an angel ♪
But I'm no saint ♪
Pull!
Whoo! Yeah, girl!
-She's really good.
-Mm-hmm.
Oh, you should see Callie.
I mean, she wins
trophies for this stuff.
Pull!
Oh, and her and Margo
always pull for each other.
-Yup.
-Always.
All right.
My turn, y'all.
Actually, babe, it's
Sophie's first time.
We should let her go.
Oh, no, no. Um, it's fine.
I don't want to go.
I don't need to go.
I said it's Sophie's turn.
Come on, now. Don't be scared.
-Come on, Sophie.
-Yeah!
Come on, you can do
it, girl. Come on.
-Get in there.
-That's right, bitch, come on.
You got this.
Go get 'em, So.
Come on, it won't hurt ya.
Here you go. Put these on.
Now, stand here. Come on.
Put it to your shoulder.
Now, it's got a kick
on it, all right?
So hold on tight.
All right.
You look through the sight.
And when you're ready,
you call "pull."
-You got it?
-Yeah.
All right.
Um, pull.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh, honey, you got to
turn the safety off.
-Here. Let me show you.
-Oh.
There.
All right.
OK, pull.
-Oh.
-Ooh.
-Ow.
-OK, good.
Yeah, that was good.
You just you got
to hold it tighter.
Here, let me show you.
Now, remember, it's
just you and the gun.
One thing working together.
Breathe in.
Breathe out
until there's nothing left.
Whenever you're ready.
Pull.
-Whoo!
-Yeah! Whoo! Well, shit!
Callie, you better watch out.
She's coming for your title.
I did it!
Yeah, you did! Well done.
You did it.
Sophie,
you can shoot, girl.
-Did you like it?
-Y-yeah, I did.
Um, thanks for inviting me.
Oh, honey, the night
ain't over yet.
We're going to Joe's.
Who's Joe?
Coyote Joe's. It's a club.
What, y'all don't have
honky-Tonks back in Cambridge?
I don't think so.
I have to make
it to Brad's scrimmage,
but I'll swing by later.
-OK.
-Tell Brad good luck.
-You got it.
-You're coming with us, right?
Oh, uh, Graham is
about to pick me up,
and I know he would be worried
about me going to a club.
Well, then don't tell him.
We're not big secret keepers.
Well, shit, what kind
of a marriage is that?
Here
she comes A-walkin' in ♪
Cotton dress a-swishin' ♪
Smoke is thick And
the lights are dim ♪
And she sure
Got me wishin' ♪
For a little bit of time ♪
Out on that
old Dance floor ♪
He does not need to see your ID.
If she gives me Half
a chance at romance ♪
I'm gonna Dance
her home ♪
Ah, come on, now.
Four tequila
shots, por favor.
Hey, Casey.
Um, can I get a soda
water with lime, please?
All right. Keep the tab open.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh, come to Mama.
Gonna be a lot
more of this. Yoo!
-Body shot?
-Body shot.
-Whoo!
-Body shots!
Did I hear body shots?
OK, you may not
drink, but you ain't
getting out of body shots.
Come on, sit down.
-OK.
-OK.
Get ready.
Whoo-whee!
I feel like dancing.
Yoo-hoo!
-Come on, let's do it!
-Yeah!
Come on, girls! Whoo!
Man, this
Feeling's comin' on strong ♪
There they are.
If she gives me Half
a chance at romance ♪
I'm gonna dance her home ♪
Come on, Brad! Let's go!
Like we did
in practice, Jamie.
-Drive! Drive!
-Whoa!
Let's go!
Hey, get
back, get back!
Heads up, Corey.
Heads up, Corey.
Bring it up there.
Bring it up there.
Hi, Abby. Hi, Starr.
Where's the reverend tonight?
Oh, Clint's got
business at the church.
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about!
-Yeah!
-Yes! Whoo!
Let's go!
Whoo!
-Hey!
-Come on, Brad!
-Whoa, whoa.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ooh!
Whoo!
Whoo!
All right,
hit the showers, boys.
Good scrimmage.
You know I do that.
You like that?
-Yeah.
-Yeah? Mm.
-Mm. You like that?
-Aw, you did amazing, baby.
Thanks, Mama.
Hey, Mrs. Thompson,
how are you?
-Well, thank God.
-Mm.
Oh, great playing, Jamie.
-Thanks, Mrs. T.
-Good job, guys.
-Yeah, that was awesome.
-It was.
-It was a good game.
-Thank you, ma'am.
Oh, hey, Ms. Jill, did you
want to come by our place
for some homemade
banana pudding?
Abby made it from
my memaw's recipe.
-Aw.
-OK.
That is so sweet, Starr.
And I'd love to blow my diet,
but our friends are saving us
a table at Coyote Joe's, and
I promised Brad and Jamie
that I would take them for ribs.
I guess I can't
compete with ribs.
Aw, it's OK, baby.
I'll see you tomorrow.
OK, boys. Go on.
-OK. Bye-bye.
-Get changed.
-Bye.
-See you.
-Whoo!
-Oh!
Well,
I play guitar ♪
From nine Till
half past one ♪
I'm just tryin'
To make a livin' ♪
Watching everybody
else Havin' fun ♪
Well, I don't miss much ♪
Yeehaw!
Mercy, look what just
Walked through that door ♪
Well, hello
T-R-O-U-B-L-E ♪
I said Hey,
good-L-double-O-K-I-N-G ♪
Well, I smell
T-R-O-U-B-L-E ♪
Hey.
-That your friend?
-Uh, yup.
Pretty
good dancer there.
Mm-hmm.
Buy you a drink?
She did
the best she could ♪
To try to raise me right
'Cause Mama never told me ♪
-Everything OK?
-Yeah.
Just another Friday night.
I'd love to buy y'all a drink.
We're good.
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't don't I know
you from somewhere?
I don't think so.
Yeah, you you look like
this gal Mandy I used to know.
Why don't you get
the fuck outta here?
Now.
It was nice talking to you.
You OK?
Can I get a shot, please?
Thank you.
Whoo!
Whoo. Come on.
Oh, I don't know
how to line dance.
Just do what I do.
Hey, excuse me, mind
dancing with my girlfriend?
Oh!
-I said hey ♪
-Whoo!
I said hey I
said hey, I said hey ♪
That is how it's done!
-That's my girl.
-Whoop, whoop, whoop.
I'm back.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Oh.
How'd the game go, boys?
Oh, it was great,
Mrs. Banks. We won.
We took care of business.
Well, congratulations.
Hey, you better go order
some food before last call.
Last call? What
what time is it?
Well, it's
almost midnight.
Oh, my God. OK.
-Shit.
-Come on, boys.
Come on, boys.
Shit,
shit, shit, shit.
Ms. Banks.
Hey.
Hi.
You one of Ms. Margo's friends?
Yeah, I guess so. Mm-hmm.
Y'all friend-friends
or friends?
Sorry? What?
Never mind.
My name is Jamie.
Sophie.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi.
Oh, boy.
Everything all right, ma'am?
Um, no, not not really.
Um, I'm I'm in
trouble with my husband.
You're a grown woman.
You can't get in trouble.
Mm, once you get to my age,
you'll learn that
that's not true.
Mm.
And how old might that be?
I don't think you're supposed
to ask a woman that question.
Well, I'll
tell you how old I am.
I'm 18.
Good to know.
So listen, you ain't gonna
get no Uber no time soon,
so why don't you let
me give you a ride?
Oh, hey.
What are you two chatting about?
I am trying to get an Uber.
-An Uber?
-Yeah.
Don't be silly. I'll
give you a ride.
Wait, wait. You're my ride.
Monae can take you.
What?
Bye. Love you.
Margo.
Margo!
So Jamie's cute, right?
Jamie's a teenager.
Doesn't mean he ain't cute.
How long has that car
been following us?
Um, I don't know.
You think they're
really following us?
Pass me my purse.
Um, are you OK?
What's what's wrong?
Holy shit.
He's getting closer.
Who?
Probably the guy from the bar.
Why would the guy from
the bar be following us?
Come on, buddy.
You got balls?
Show 'em.
Don't slow down!
What? Oh, my God.
Margo, what the
fuck is happening?
Come on, asshole. Come on.
He's gonna hit us!
Ha!
Holy shit!
-Whoo!
-Dude!
What the fuck was that?
Nothing, just
just some redneck out on
the town is all, I guess.
Bullshit!
You just said that
he was following us,
and you have a gun.
I just got a little
spooked is all.
I need a cigarette.
I got this brother, Kyle.
Probably owes that
guy money is all.
Guess who's the only one
in the family with money?
Jesus.
It's happened before.
It'll happen again.
It's the price you pay
for being the white sheep.
Sorry.
So what's your deal, Sophie?
-My deal?
-Yeah.
I mean, I get not
drinking and driving,
but you don't do either.
I had a car accident
a few years ago.
Well, if it was an accident,
it wasn't your fault.
I'd had a few drinks.
Anyways, so, um, Graham
wanted me to quit drinking.
And, um, he always thought I
was a shitty driver anyway.
So yeah, that's
that's my deal.
So what I'm hearing
is that Graham
doesn't want you to drink
and Graham doesn't
want you to drive.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Well, I'll tell you my deal.
I believe in doing
whatever the fuck I want.
Because
what else is there?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love God, and I
love my husband.
But in this life,
what else is there, really?
I want you to drive
this truck right now.
What?
I want you to do donuts
in the parking lot.
-No. What?
-Come on!
You know you want it.
I don't even know how
to drive a stick shift.
I'll teach
you. It's easy.
Come on.
Live a little.
Come on, girl.
Fuck it.
Yes!
That's my girl.
Whoo-hoo!
OK.
You just need a little help.
OK.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see.
Mm-hmm, there she is.
Oh, fuck, that's good.
Now, listen.
I only got two rules, OK?
Trust me, and do
everything I say.
Got that?
Yeah.
OK.
Now, put your foot on the
brake and on the clutch.
Turn the ignition.
OK.
Now, put it in first.
OK.
Now, slowly lift your
foot off the clutch,
and give it a little gas.
Nice and easy.
Oh!
Whoa.
-I'm sorry.
-That's OK.
That's OK. Try it again.
All right? You got this.
-OK.
-You got it.
-Ready? Foot down.
-OK.
There you go.
Turn the ignition.
-OK.
-OK.
Nice and slow.
Lift the clutch.
Give it a little gas.
Nice and easy. Nice and easy.
There we go.
-There we go.
-Oh!
-OK. OK.
-OK.
-Look, you're doing it.
-I'm doing it.
You're doing it.
Give it a bit more gas.
Get brave.
Go, go, go, go!
Whoo!
Here we go!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
We're doing donuts, baby!
Whoo!
Thank you.
I needed that.
Oh, girl, I love you.
We're gonna have so
much fun together.
I love you too.
Night.
-Bye.
-Bye, honey.
I love you, baby.
'Tis the
summer of love ♪
And I blossom ♪
For you ♪
I'm the ground ♪
And you're the sky ♪
Here's looking at you ♪
I'm a loser, I'm a liar ♪
You make me ♪
And a crier ♪
How could ♪
How were the ribs?
All right.
Was she there?
You gonna be like
this all night?
I'm sorry, Brad.
Pull
me down to you ♪
I'm a loser ♪
Hey, I was thinking
you were right.
We already did it once,
so no reason not to do it again.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Any better ♪
Take my purity ring.
Abby Jackson, I love you.
Brad?
I'm a loser
When you turn away ♪
I'm a liar when I say ♪
It's OK ♪
I'm a user when I can't ♪
Say no ♪
And I'm a crier
When you go ♪
I'm a loser when you ♪
Turn away ♪
I'm a liar When
I say it's OK ♪
I'm a user when I can't ♪
Say no ♪
And I'm a crier ♪
Yes.
When you go ♪
I'm a loser, I'm a liar ♪
You make me a user ♪
And a crier ♪
How could I prove my love ♪
Fuck.
Any better ♪
Any better ♪
Don't mind me.
Oh, hey, darling.
How was your night?
It was fun, but I'm bushed.
-Good night, Daddy.
-All right, baby.
Night, girls.
Good night.
Don't do
anything I wouldn't do.
You smell like whiskey.
Have you been drinking?
No.
Of course not.
No.
Go to sleep, Graham.