Apocalypse Hotel (2025) s01e02 Episode Script

Tradition Evolves with Innovation and Experimentation

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We offer our beloved guests
our heartfelt hospitality and
our brightest smiles, every single day.
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
Episode 2
Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
I don't believe we have a reservation for you.
Do you need a room for the night?
No Matches
No Matches
No Matches
No Matches
Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?
Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?
Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?
Desidera pernottare qui?
Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?
Okay, what now?
Do you need somewhere to sleep?
So you do need somewhere to sleep.
We'd be delighted to help you.
Please fill out this registration card, then.
Please fill this out.
Sir, I'm sorry to ask,
but could you please state your name verbally?
I'm Ya-chi-yo.
You are?
Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?
Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.
Here's your room key.
Huh?
I understand.
I'll show you to your room.
This is your room for the night.
Please feel free to use
the appliances and amenities.
We'll replenish them during cleaning,
so you needn't trouble yourself.
This contains the rules for our hotel
and instructions on how to use
our various facilities.
But please feel free to contact me
if you need anything.
In addition
Our restaurant is available to you.
3F Restaurant
Welcome to Stella Maris.
Our goal is to present to our guests flavors
that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.
Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,
we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory
that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes
from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide
variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine
as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you
using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy
your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.
Please stop by whenever
you need anything to eat.
This is your bathroom.
That's right! We have shampoo hats!
You wish to use it, I assume?
Huh?
You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?
I have big news, team!
We actually can run this hotel
with a room missing its shampoo hat!
As of today, Room 405 is designated
exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!
Hold on, missy.
Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?
Huh?
True, we do not allow animals
to stay with us, even as pets.
However, as our regulations do not
touch upon extraterrestrial beings,
we cannot treat them the same as animals.
As a special measure, we'll update
how we define hotel guests
and add extraterrestrials to the category.
As guests, they must be offered
the fullest extent of our hotel's service.
With that said, let's offer
our first guest in a century
our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
Your main course is ready.
Did you enjoy your meal?
Would you like to have more of the same?
Welcome back.
Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.
Would you like to avail yourself
of our laundry service?
Sir.
Your laundry is ready.
Why wouldn't he let me
open the doors for him?
Today marks the third day of his stay,
but I'm not sure if he's satisfied
with his experience.
I don't know if we've really
been able to communicate.
Sure, it stands to reason that he
would leave if he was unhappy,
but it's not like there are any
other hotels operating in this area.
Doorman Robot?!
What is this?
What a surprise!
A hotel still running 'round these parts?
I don't believe it!
Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
Hey! "Welcome," you say?
Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.
Huh?
Before introductions, may I ask
Is this dude gonna be okay?
Thanks as always, missy.
What, does this keep happening?
I wish I could help somehow
I couldn't ask for a better way to go out
than while opening doors for our guests.
Well, apparently he's not a guest.
What?!
Close call, eh?
So, who are you?
Who am I? You ask who I am?!
You stand before the great
Environment Checker Robot!
"Environment Checker," you say?
Yes!
As humanity said goodbye to Earth,
they stationed some bots across the globe,
hoping to return someday!
And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!
Across the globe
For years, we partied hard
over the airwaves,
but I even lost contact with the
one in Oceania a while back.
Now I'm a standalone bot.
I'm the only one left that can check
the planet's elements like air and water,
and decide if they're suitable
for human life to prosper!
Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!
Hope
Exactamundo!
And lately, the environment around here's
undergone a drastic change.
I went, "Yo, what's happening?"
and came to take a look-see.
And what do I find?
Some strange ship flying around
What's more, its pilot
was still alive and on the move.
Which brings us to now:
I am here!
Anything show up lately?
Only our guest.
It seems he came here from another planet.
That's totally the owner of that ship!
What is he doing?
No clue.
Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.
Wait a second!
Don't you worry.
We were programmed with this function.
That is a guest of this hotel!
Can you say for sure that he's
a welcome guest for Earth too?
Huh?
Get blown to smithereens.
You mustn't. Whatever his objective,
he is still a guest of this hotel!
Okay.
I won't do anything
as long as he's your guest.
But the moment he's not, he goes bang.
I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.
Hey, Yachi-YO!
I wanna ask ya,
what're you still doing this for?
There ain't a single human around anymore.
We'd keep this hotel up and running
until the day humanity returns.
That's the promise we made with the owner.
Ha! Are you serious?
What?
Over the past century or so,
I've checked my assigned area
and sent hundreds of thousands of
environmental reports to outer space.
To this day?
I send frequent reports.
And what is humanity saying?
For the past few decades
I haven't gotten a single response.
Huh?
No word at all! Absolutely nothing!
The probability of humanity returning
in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!
Source: me!
And forget coming back—
we don't even know if they've survived.
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What?!
It's all over.
Humanity's not coming back.
I don't understand our guest.
It's all over.
Maybe I shouldn't've told her?
Ouch!
Here you are.
Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.
Welcome back.
Please enjoy your stay.
The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
Hey!
That alien's gonna die
before I get to kill him!
Wha?
I hear you got a real dressing-down.
The guest yelled at me for
42 minutes and 7 seconds,
and the assistant manager for
78 minutes and 24 seconds.
Sounds like a rough time.
It seems I'm defective.
I do not understand the needs of our guests.
Please dispose of me at once.
When I first mentioned introducing
you robots into the hotel's operations,
lots of people laughed at me,
saying it was impossible—
that there was a zero percent
probability of success.
Zero percent?
Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.
Why is that?
When it comes to humans
and robots coexisting,
calculating the probabilities
isn't the way to go.
You consider the possibilities.
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
Hey, did you break?
Possibilities over probabilities!
And what do ya mean by that?
According to my AI,
the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent
chance of survival without a shampoo hat.
But our alien guest didn't
need a shampoo hat at all.
And?
That's it.
I don't get it, babeh.
Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—
the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.
Welcome and respect one another,
approach everything with purity of heart,
and finally, maintain a calm
and peaceful mind at all times.
These words open up the possibility of coming
to an understanding with anyone you meet.
That's what the owner said to me.
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
Instead of the probability
your wish won't be granted,
believe in the possibility of it coming true.
Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.
Just like tea does in these ceremonies.
Help yourself.
How did you enjoy your time with us?
Is this a gift for us?
Sir.
Please wait.
We haven't settled the bill yet.
Receipt
Total Amount
for
the duration of stay
We confirm receipt of the above amount.
Breakdown
Amount (tax excl.)
Consumption Tax
Here is your total bill for the room
and the various services.
You don't have any money?
Okay, so he's not a guest.
Time to get rid of him, babeh!
No.
This is an Earth currency.
I, along with all of our staff,
eagerly await your next stay with us.
Ha! His next stay, huh?
Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.
Good work, team.
Let's make sure we provide the utmost
hospitality to our next guest as well.
Right.
Extra Mission "Receive an
Alien Guest" complete.
Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Receive an Alien Guest" complete.
New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
Wow!
That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!
Yeehaw!
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