Are You My First? (2025) s01e02 Episode Script

1
["Climb" by AamityMae playing]
[ocean waves crashing]
[Colton Underwood]
Welcome back to Are You My First?
where 15 virgins are looking for love
or just anything more than first base.
After declaring their
crushes the night before,
a new virgin has now washed ashore.
And this Prince Charming
is so hot to trot.
He skipped the valet
and parked his horse right in the surf.
Shut the hell up
and sit the hell down ♪
Sweet child ♪
-[Madi] Hi.
-[contestants clapping]
[Rachael] Oh, my God.
Wait, is this an arrival?
-[Jake] It's an arrival.
-What?!
Oh, shit.
Out of nowhere comes in another guy.
Tall, muscular,
nobody was expecting this.
It has been 24 hours.
-[Godwin] What's up, man?
-[Mike] What's up, man?
-How you doing?
-[Godwin] How you feeling?
Hi, I'm Mike.
Even though I'm a virgin,
I know what I like,
and when I see it, I go after it.
And I'm not here to mess around anymore.
I was a college baseball,
then professional baseball player.
I like taller, athletic girls.
Any ex-athlete wants to be able
to produce athletes one day.
[laughs]
-Godwin, bro.
-I'm Mike.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, bro.
I just see this tall glass of water
with baby blue eyes
and immediately I'm like,
"He's cute, I like him."
[Rachael]
Wow. He's really tall.
[Katya]
What's your name?
-I'm Mike. Yeah.
-Mike, I'm Katya.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Rachael.
-Hi, I'm Mike.
[Katya]
Good biceps.
[Kaitlyn Bristowe] The way Mike
swaggered up from the beach
got all the guys nervous
he'll steal their crushes.
And to make matters worse,
Mike doesn't just walk, he talks.
-I'm Mike. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, bro.
[exhales sharply] Oh, man.
[laughs]
I, I don't want to compete
with another six-four,
blond hair, blue-eyed, perfect man.
-[sparkling flourish]
-[ocean waves crashing]
That's the new game. Mike in the middle.
Yeah. [laughs]
So, what's up? Where are you from?
All that.
I live in San Diego,
originally from Arizona.
-Me too.
-Are you in San Diego?
-I live in San Diego right now. Yeah.
-Nice. Okay.
[bell dings]
-[Carissa] What's your age?
Okay!
♪♪
Tell us everything about yourself.
[Jade]
What do you do for work?
So, I have a gym in San Diego.
Oh, wow.
So, I do all strength and conditioning,
biomechanics movement.
-[Katya] Can't tell.
-[laughter]
My faith is why I'm waiting.
It's time for me to get married
and have kids.
[bell dinging]
So that's 100% what it is for me.
Of course, I want to have sex.
I thought I'd be married at 24.
I'm at a age now, where when I meet,
you know, a girl that I'm interested in,
it's like, you know, my body's like,
"Hey, come on!"
[snapping fingers]
Why do you think I'm in the gym all day?
[laughing] You know?
You gotta get testosterone out somehow.
[Carissa]
You're from another--
Coming from somewhere else?
-Okay, I--
-From another-- Oh.
-Uh, yes. So
-[Rachael] No, I noticed.
[Mike] Um
So, three years ago,
I was on The Bachelorette.
-[snarky music playing]
-[contestants] Oh!
[sighing] Oh bro, what the--
No!
[exhales deeply]
♪♪
[music stops]
[romantic music plays]
[Godwin]
Mike being from Bachelorette,
some of these girls
already know this dude,
so it'll kind of give him a leg up.
-[Madi] Welcome.
-Yeah.
Alright. Well, I do,
I do have a surprise for you guys.
[overlapping reactions]
Oh, not the V card!
-No way!
-[harp strums]
-This is a V card.
-[laughter]
Not a V card.
Says, "Mike, you may be arriving
one day late,
but this V card is your chance
to go on a truly epic first date."
-[Jade] Oh.
-[Mike] Um,
"Please get to know the ladies,
and when you're ready, ask one out
that you want to share an adventure with."
Oh, shit.
That just got real.
-Yo, really.
-[laughter]
I want a V card. [chuckles]
[Madi] I know that there's
an elimination coming up.
Noah, he's such a big flirt
and so, I don't know where I stand,
so I wanna go on a date with Mike.
Hello?
He's really good to look at.
-What's your name again?
-Sara.
-I'm Mike. Yeah, yeah.
-Nice to meet you.
This is actually really new for me.
Normally, I'm like a one-woman man,
but I'm gonna have
to talk to a lot of girls
and figure out who I'm
potentially best suited with.
Yeah, it's gonna be quick decision making,
but I need to kinda
trust my gut with that.
Sorry to interrupt,
can we go get a virgin mocktail over here?
-Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it.
-Hey, bold move! I love that!
This is another type of vibe
from Bachelor,
and now you're in the virgin world.
You're in the virgin world.
Yes. I've never even dated a virgin.
-So, it's--
-Really?
Yeah. Really, I feel like it's navigating
actually more relationships than actual,
the, the physical act itself.
Yeah. And I think something
you'll find here too
is that we forget to ask like,
"Oh, why are you a virgin?"
-Yeah.
-'Cause it's, like, not even the--
-on the top of mind for us.
-No.
You gotta really--
-[Madi] Hi. Sorry.
-How you doing?
-You're gonna, you're gonna get stolen.
-Yeah, yeah. I-I will-- I will talk--
-Can I pull him for a chat?
-Yes, you can.
The only other place
I would live is California.
Have you spent time in California?
-I was actually in LA recently.
-Okay.
And fun fact,
I had to get my appendix taken out
while I was on my trip.
-Yeah. I--
-In LA?
Yes. Belly button.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-That's what hurt.
And I was like,
"Shit, that's, that's not right."
-It didn't rupture, though, right?
-No, no, no.
[Kaitlyn] Nothing says,
"Please give me your V card,"
like a story about emergency surgery.
As of right now, what do you think
is gonna be different?
Like, with him coming in?
The girls are gonna be drooling, bro.
They already are.
Everyone's talking to Mike right now
'cause he is the picture-perfect,
successful,
the handsome, ready to be a dad
type of energy.
Every girl here would love to have
their frickin' babies with Mike.
[bell chimes]
-[Rachael chuckles]
-Are you so excited?
Um, okay. I think that you and Mike,
-I see it with you guys maybe.
-Really?
-Well, no, how was your--
-What do you think after talking to him?
Yeah, I mean,
he's definitely a handsome man.
He's super tall. His body's phenomenal.
His eyes are piercing.
Mike is amazing.
I think he's, like, 10 outta 10 guy.
You can already tell, like,
he's done the work.
He seems really mature.
I just don't think that
he's for me, personally.
But I can definitely see him connecting
with some of the other girls.
I wonder who he's gonna take on the date.
I wonder.
[Kaitlyn] Mike's chats lasted
an average of 16 seconds.
Twice the time it takes most people
to lose their virginity.
Anyway, who's he gonna pick?
["Love Shy" by Meredith Hope Raney
and The Hoof playing]
I felt it comin' when you walked in ♪
That feeling hit me like a whirlwind ♪
[Deya]
So, wait, how do the guys feel?
Are you freaking out a little bit?
Nervous?
-[group chattering]
-You're totally nervous.
[panting]
[Noah]
Mike gets the V card.
It's not really fair, dude.
You just walked in.
Like, you don't even know these girls.
There was a spark between me and Carissa.
I wanna spend time with her.
So I hope that she doesn't
get picked by Mike.
Alright, who you picking?
[Mike]
I really enjoyed the conversations.
Feel like they flowed easy.
[Carissa] I don't think I really got
a lot of time to talk with Mike,
so maybe if he does pick me for this date,
we will get the chance
to talk a little bit more.
I only get to choose one.
In high school, all of my friends
dated guys I liked really.
So, I just am kind of used to
never being the one that the guys date.
I'm always, like, the backup option.
I'm never really the first choice.
So, I hope that I'm picked for the date.
We'll see what happens.
Um
♪♪
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[light music playing]
[Colton] New arrival, Mike,
is about to give away something
every girl here seems to want,
his 34-year-old V card.
[curious music playing]
Oh, wait! No. Not that V card.
The one we gave him.
He's only had that one
for about, uh, 34 minutes.
-[Andrew] Wait, can we drum roll?
-[Mike] Go ahead if you want. Yeah.
So, I would like to take Carissa.
-[upbeat music playing]
-[cheering and clapping]
Yeah.
-[Carissa] Yay. Thank you.
-Yeah, so
-[excited chatter]
-[cheering continues]
[laughter and clapping]
-Don't lose it.
-You're good.
[sing-songy]
I'm goin' on a date ♪
I'm goin' on a date, a-a-a date ♪
Unh, mm, mm ♪
Date, date, date, date, date,
unh, unh, unh ♪
Okay. [laughs]
I wanna know who the girlies are
that spoke to him.
He's, like, the guy to, like,
open your car door
and, like, help you
with your luggage above.
And I got gentleman vibes.
I'm disappointed I didn't get
to go on a date with Mike,
but I'm still interested in Noah,
so I'm hoping that I get to spend
a little bit more time with him today.
But, I know that Noah was
also talking to Carissa.
I don't know if I'm scared
about feeling like I'm second choice,
I'm normally just the second choice.
I feel like it always ends up that way.
-[group chattering]
-[Noah] Dang.
-I'm seething.
-I can tell. I can see.
Uh, I'm grinding my teeth.
I can tell.
The day was supposed to be Carissa day.
And then, this new guy comes in,
obviously forgotten, like, she's on a date
with some dreamboat guy.
I'm like, okay.
It's like, that sucks.
Screw those guys.
[Kaitlyn] I don't think there will be
much screwing taking place here.
["If You Love Me"
by Ryan Short and MOA playing]
Is this how it's supposed to be? ♪
Oh, oh, oh ♪
If you love me, better let it show ♪
Let it show ♪
Yeah, if you love me,
better let it show ♪
Let it show ♪
-Yo!
-[Deya] Hey.
What's good, Deya? How you feeling?
-Good. How are you?
-Good. Oh, I love the fit.
-Thank you.
-I love the fit.
[Deya]
You can't be passive with love.
It takes intentionality.
And especially, 'cause you don't know if
you're gonna be sacrificed the next day.
So, every moment is so precious
in building connections
and I don't wanna miss
the opportunity at finding love.
[Godwin] Physically speaking,
like, what is your type?
I love muscles. [giggles]
You love muscles?
Oh, you love the muscles. Okay.
-I love like, when a man--
-Oh, so, it's the muscles
-doing a trick for you?
-[laughing]
Oh, you're definitely in good hands here.
-Here, or you mean here?
-Here. No, here.
-[laughs] I love that.
-I don't know about there.
-I love that.
-I don't know about there,
but you're definitely in good hands
-here.
-Right here. [giggles]
[Godwin]
I feel like some of the girls are, like,
like, you, you are more
assertive and stuff
because, like,
that's how I am in the real world.
Like, I see someone that I like,
somebody that I find attractive,
I'm going up and I'm speaking to her.
We are men.
We are here to hunt.
-[laughs]
-You know what I'm saying? So
-Wait. Have you hunted before?
-Yes.
-No.
-[Deya laughing]
[Godwin laughs]
Oh, you just mean like getting the girl.
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Yeah, I was speaking metaphorically.
-Okay. Okay.
-Yeah, metaphorically, yeah.
[Deya]
I'm talking to Godwin,
and it was, like, so magnetic,
like, this deep connection.
It all feels so amazing
and I'm starting to think
that there's actually someone here
that I could fall in love with,
get married,
and lose my virginity to.
That's wild.
[upbeat music playing]
Man, I think it's meant--
-Isn't that wild? [laughs]
-It's just meant to be.
It's just meant to be.
We should just end the whole show,
and just-- you just--
That's it. Let's go. [laughs]
We just go on a honeymoon, enjoy.
Wrap this thing up.
-Hey, we're wrapping it up.
-We're wrapping it up.
-We're wrap--
-We're leaving together.
♪♪
[Colton] Good call, guys.
I always say safety first.
Wrap it up.
Speaking of rubber,
Mike and Carissa are
out here burning some rubber
for their super-duper romantic first date.
I know you feel the same ♪
Hey, we're on a date.
Mike picks me for the date.
Although I'm excited,
I am so nervous. [chuckles]
For me, a first date is not
if I'm gonna marry the man.
It's if I wanna go on
a second date with the man.
So, I just wanna have fun,
and it's just a baseline of
can I stand being in the same room
with you for more than an hour?
Oh, this is so nice.
[Mike]
This is gorgeous.
The number one thing with Carissa
that I'm trying to figure out is,
do we have great chemistry
and are we on the same page faith-wise?
-[Carissa] Ooh! Oh, my gosh.
-[Mike] Look at this view.
Wow.
[Mike] [sing-songy]
That view is gorgeous ♪
To enjoying
getting to see something beautiful,
-while talking to someone beautiful.
-Yeah. [chuckles]
[Mike]
Yeah.
-Yay.
-And let's just enjoy each other.
[Carissa] Cheers.
Do you cook?
[Mike] I really should,
but I eat out twice a day.
-No.
-[Mike snickers]
-Mike.
-I know it's bad.
You gotta start learning.
[mouth full] Can you cook?
I can m-- whip up a mean quesa-dilla.
If I can't make a quesadilla, then
-I'm hopeless.
-No, quesa-dilla.
-Oh no, "quesa-dilla."
-[laughs]
But it feels so ♪
But it feels so good ♪
But it feels so ♪
But it feels so good ♪
[Kaitlyn]
Back at Virgin HQ,
Noah is sad Carissa accepted a date
with a tall, handsome,
semi-famous sportsman-slash-entrepreneur.
Poor Noah.
How you feeling about, uh,
big Mike with Carissa, though?
Yeah, definitely Carissa's,
like, one of my top girls.
-But like
-[Hakeem] Mm-hm.
[Noah]
I mean, I will be bummed if, like,
this date will result in
them being, like, locked down
and they're only for each other.
I haven't had enough chat, I think,
or, like, enough time to, like,
actually figure out
what's going on with that yet.
So, I don't want that
opportunity cut short.
I do hope it, like, flops a little bit.
[both laugh]
[gentle music playing]
I think for me, it's, "Oh, it's so easy
for a woman to be a virgin.
Of course, you're a virgin." You know?
But I look at the men
who are virgin, it's like--
-Yeah.
-How have you actually
found it to be, though?
-[gentle music continues]
-[birds chirping]
It's the hardest thing in the world.
-[Carissa laughs]
-Figuratively and literally, right?
Like, you-- It's, it's brutal.
But at the same time,
you know, as anything great,
-does it come easy? It doesn't.
-Mm.
I think the myth with especially men
that are waiting
is that they don't have a sex drive.
Like, that--
It-It's probably the polar opposite.
A lot of times,
it's all I think about in ways.
So, more than anything,
I want to experience that.
Like, I want my future wife
to look at me one day and be like,
"I'm proud of you." Yeah.
What are you, what are you
looking for in this wife of yours?
One deal-breaker for me
is being on the same page, faith-wise.
Yeah.
I've kind of been in a stage of my life
where I'm really making sure
I'm deciding for myself,
-like, what I believe.
-Yeah. As it should be. Totally.
A big topic of conversation
was definitely about his faith,
which is obviously
really important to him.
And I think it-it is really
nice that he is, you know,
really honoring that.
Faith is really important to me, too.
I think, for sure,
like, the chemistry is there.
He was great, so
I could fall in love.
Who knows?
What are you looking for?
[Carissa]
Like, you know, someone that's just,
-we don't take life too seriously
-Yeah.
but we can lead each other.
And I think life's supposed to be fun.
-Yeah.
-It's not supposed to be serious.
I'm not trying to marry a snooze-fest.
-[laughs]
-I'll tell you that much.
[gentle music playing]
Baby, I adore you ♪
[Mike] I really enjoyed my date
with Carissa today just because,
I mean, she's like a shot of life.
I-I-- You can see I'm a little bit
of a loss for words because I feel like
she's the type of woman that I'm
looking forward to do life with.
I have nothing
but great things to say, honestly.
I enjoyed today.
♪
[birds chirping]
[ocean waves crashing]
[Kaitlyn]
Back at the virgin ranch,
Rachael hopes her
growing bond with Michael
can protect them
from the first virgin sacrifice.
-I miss Michael. That's the weird thing.
-Aw.
-Wait, what?
-[Rachael] I find myself missing him.
And although all the conversations
are still great
-Uh-huh.
-I'm definitely starting to find
-what people I, like, am craving.
-[Sara] Mm-hm.
I like that, though.
-Yeah
-[Deya] That's cool.
[mischievous music playing]
There's a, there's a spectrum
on this show now.
-It's, it's Michael to Mike.
-[Andrew] To Mike. Yeah.
And this, this is like dirty,
doesn't have your shit together weird,
and this is clean-cut, has your
shit together, like, big penis probably.
-You know? And--
-[laughter]
And this is the spectrum
where all of you fall in.
Whenever I just see Michael,
I'm just like, I don't wanna look away.
I'm just like,
[giggles] "You're so cool."
-It's from here to here.
-Dude. Where am I on this?
Where-- You're sitting somewhere
in the middle because--
-Here? Okay.
-Yeah.
♪♪
[Kaitlyn] After having some kind of,
sort of weird chats inside,
the virgins are gonna mix things up
by heading to the bar
and having some kind of,
sort of weird chats outside.
[Jake]
Is it catcalling if like [whistles]?
-Mm-hm.
-But is it-- But it's bad though, right?
-That's more bad.
-It could be.
Yeah. How-How do you
respond to a whistle?
-I don't.
-[laughter]
-I keep walking.
-I actively ignore it.
[Michael]
I like Rachael.
She's nice and fun to be around.
We got off to the good start
and, like, I'm definitely interested
in moving things along
physically.
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
[Carissa]
That would make a lot of sense.
Oh, here they come. Oh, here they come.
[Rachael] Who? Oh, my God, the date.
They've returned.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait to hear about this.
[all shouting and hooting]
-Everyone, boo them.
-[Deya] No.
[Rachael] What? That's funny.
[Deya] Welcome back!
Oh, you guys look so nice.
-Yeah, look at you guys.
-[overlapping greetings]
I know the girls are gonna be, like,
so ready to hear all about it.
But the problem with me is
I like to keep my cards
close to me-- my chest.
And I don't know if I wanna let
anyone know my feelings about it.
[laughs]
Am I toxic?
-We did dune buggies.
-[gasps]
-Ooh! [laughing] That's so sick.
-Wait, like ATVs?
-Was it fun? You had a good time?
-[Carissa] Yeah, it was fun. Yeah.
I feel like you're shielding a little bit
'cause the guys are here, which is fine,
-but I'm like, there's more to this.
-[Carissa] No, not at all. I--
-[Madi] I don't think she is.
-No.
-No, not at all.
-I don't think she is.
No, I am not.
[Madi] Mike and Carissa
come back from their date
and I can see Noah, like, squirm a little.
It was really freakin' awkward.
Now I'm really in my freakin' head.
You wanna join?
We heard you did dune buggies.
-Yeah.
-[Madi] How was it?
[Mike]
We did. It was a good time.
Were you side by side
or you each had your own?
We were side by side.
-[Carissa] Yeah.
-Oh, no.
[Katya] I-- Wait. How fun.
Carissa hasn't revealed any of her cards,
which is like, [inhales sharply]
does that mean she doesn't like me
or is she really waiting
for something bold?
Sacrifice is coming,
so I'll just have to put in some work.
[Kaitlyn]
To avoid the virgin sacrifice,
the best thing you could do would be,
change your name to Mike,
mature by a decade,
and grow another
two-and-a-half feet.
♪
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[Colton] With only two days left
until the first virgin sacrifice,
Jade has to let Godwin know
that if he wants to take her out dating,
some of his views will need up-dating.
As of right now, you know, I definitely
have my eyes on this beautiful woman.
-Me? Moi?
-[laughing] And
Are you feeling the vibe, though?
Let's talk on that.
So
[sighs] I'm feeling you
for sure, you know.
I feel like, at, like, some points,
we're, like, on the same level,
but then there's, like,
other points where I'm like, "Oh.
Okay, that's not necessarily, like,
how I would, like, necessarily view that."
-So, okay, let's, let's get into it.
-So, like, when we were talking earlier.
And, like, you mentioned, like,
"Oh, the woman should, like,
come home and, like,
"I would love to have, like,
a home-cooked meal
and, like, a clean house."
-Yeah.
-But I feel like that type of, you know,
like rhetoric,
there's, like, a place for a woman
-and there's, like, a place for a man
-Mm-hm.
and, like, I don't want to see
anything beyond that.
♪♪
I mean, I brought that up
regarding to the act of service.
And I mentioned, you know,
that I don't really
-believe in gender roles.
-Believe in-- Right.
Like, you know,
I could cook for my girl,
-she could cook for me.
-Mm-hm.
It don't really matter
-Right.
-as long as it's just reciprocal
and we are here to, like, help each other.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
[Jade]
I am glad I spoke to Godwin
because he re-explained himself
and I'm gonna take it
for what he is saying.
And I still want to continue
on, like, a path of getting to know him.
-You're feeling me, right?
-[Godwin] Uh-huh. Yeah.
[Jade] I'm feeling you.
[Godwin] Yeah.
But obviously, you know,
there's, like, a ton of, like,
-stunning, amazing, beautiful women here.
-[Godwin] Yeah, true.
So, like, who else
have you been vibing with?
[Godwin] I mean, I ain't talking
to nobody tonight.
♪♪
-Yes.
-That's a nice view.
I know. Let's just like
-I don't know. I feel like
-[indistinct]
-we-we be here and we talk a lot.
-Mm-hm. Yeah.
[Jade]
Let's just sit in silence.
[Kaitlyn]
Fearing the virgin sacrifice,
Noah zeroes in on Carissa.
After brushing that giant palm leaf aside
like a total alpha,
he unleashes a question
from the limited edition,
stage-five clinger textbook.
[Noah] So, did distance make
the heart grow fonder?
I was about to ask you,
how much did you miss me?
[Noah] I was asked about you
by everybody.
[Carissa] [laughing]
I freakin' can't.
I feel like I'm--
I'm also not, like, desperate.
-No.
-It's just, like, today was supposed to be
-Carissa day, like--
-Mm.
[Noah] I thought a date was like
an hour, two hours max.
Did not realize the date was gonna last
'til, like, late at night.
So, the second Carissa walks in,
it's Carissa night.
-[Carissa] No. Yeah.
-You were so, like, googly-eyed
when he was like,
"I choose you for the date."
-I mean, okay. I wasn't super s--
-It's flattering.
-It's flattering.
-Yeah. No, 100%.
Yeah.
But it was a good date.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
If there's another V card,
you're gonna be lucky
-'cause you'll, you'll get taken
-Mm-hm.
outta here, like, a few more times.
-I don't know.
-If-If I get a V card, like,
-I know who it's going to.
-I mean,
if I go home tomorrow, I'm so okay,
because it was still
such a great experience.
-I just went on a date.
-You're--
You are not going home tomorrow.
-[laughs]
-Like
I mean, it's definitely really exciting
that I have, you know,
these possible connections,
and it's really flattering.
With Noah, it's like that fun,
like, hee-hee, like, flirty,
like, banter with us.
Obviously, it's so soon to tell,
but he could maybe be someone
who I lose my virginity to.
Crazy.
You can read my lips ♪
This game is over ♪
[Kaitlyn] While Noah hopes to win
an opportunity to take Carissa on a date,
Michael is sitting with
his crush, Rachael,
looking to win an entirely
different type of competition.
I think I might--
If there was a contest, I--
there's a chance I could come in first
for the smallest butt in the world.
-You--
-[both laugh]
So, you're a winner!
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm a winner.
-Okay. We love first place.
I'm a winner for a bad thing.
I have some quirks.
I think some of the girls
find me odd and weird.
Rachael, she's nice and funny,
beautiful and sexy and, um,
just kind of gets me
for who I am, I think.
I haven't been in many boats in my life.
-This is a good start.
-Okay.
-Yeah, we might like this one.
-It's a little landlocked,
-but that's okay.
-That's okay. But I'm here.
We're on a boat together.
What more could you ask for?
They might not show it, but I can
see it in their eyes when I say stuff,
and their face is just kinda like,
"What the fuck is this guy talking about?"
Uh, but I think Rachael
finds it endearing.
[Rachael]
You're so cute!
Which makes me feel really good.
[gentle music playing]
You ever gone camping?
Yes.
I just went for, like,
the first time ever a few years ago.
-What'd you think?
-It was great.
-Oh, it was?
-Yeah.
-Okay. I love camping.
-Yeah. Camping's fun.
I like being outside.
Me too.
Throw me in the jungle. See what happens.
Okay. Naked?
-Gimme a spear. No clothes.
-Just [laughs]
Have to hunt and gather for five days.
Why do we go here?
I feel like we kinda, like,
play off of each other, too,
which is really funny.
I don't think I've really had that.
-It's a riff.
-It is a riff. I--
Okay. I just learned what that was.
-You're riffing.
-Do I do that?
-I do it with you, but
-Mm.
I don't think there's many people
here that are good at riffing
-if I'm being honest.
-Mm-mm.
-And it's not a knock on them.
-So it's more like we're just weird.
-Yeah.
-Yeah. [chuckles]
I feel like I'm doing
pretty good for two days.
-No, you're doing great. Yeah.
-Oh, okay. Okay.
The only person who's riffed me.
-Okay.
-[chuckles]
Oh, I got a little somethin' right here.
-Jazz hands.
-Yeah. Okay.
[both chuckling]
[Michael] In the beginning,
me and Rachael,
we just met and things
clicked really fast.
So, like, it's nice that everything
that one could want in someone
wants me.
["Belong Together"
by Mark Ambor playing]
Wanna kiss on the lips?
-What?
-What?
I said do you want to kiss.
♪♪
-Sure?
-Yeah.
You and me belong together ♪
Cool.
Like cold ice tea ♪
And warmer weather ♪
-Yay! 10 out of 10.
-Hey!
Wow. I think I'm having an out-of-body
experience to be honest.
Got my first kiss with Michael.
I have not made out
with a guy in literally years,
so I can't believe it.
I cannot believe it.
You kissed me.
-[playfully mimics]
-You like me.
[Rachael laughs]
He already makes me
feel really comfortable.
And, like, if at some point
we go on a date,
I think this is what I need
because I could lose my virginity here.
I mean, you never know.
I'm just-- It's happen--
It's, like, happening naturally,
so it's really exciting.
♪♪
Now we're gonna start crying again.
[laughs, sniffles]
Would you carry me home?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Damnit, it's so good to be alive ♪
To always find a way for a good time ♪
Ooh, I'm all giddy inside. Woo!
You and me belong together ♪
Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.
-[Carissa] Did you guys kiss?
-[Rachael] Yeah.
[both screaming and laughing]
It goes on and on and on ♪
[Kaitlyn]
For some virgins,
things are moving
at an elementary school pace,
while others prefer
to take it even slower.
[Jake] So strange.
The day when Halloween happens
-[Sara] Mm-hm.
-there's a smell that I really--
-There's-- I don't know why.
-Wait, wait, wait. What?
-There's a smell?
-Yeah.
-I hope it's a good smell.
-It smells--
-It's a good smell.
-Okay.
That's my season.
You know, I'm born on the 29th, so
-Oh, the 29th?
-Mm-hm.
[Kaitlyn] Let's never talk
about that conversation
ever again.
Earlier, Rachael locked lips with Michael
and she is still buzzing.
Now, I can't be 100% sure,
but I think she's in the mood
for some girl talk.
[Rachael] Girl talk, girl talk.
Okay, girl talk.
[laughter]
-It was very private.
-Oh, genius.
How did it go?
Like, was it like--
-Amaz-- Like, I'm so schmitten.
-It was good?
-[Carissa squeals]
-Smitten. Yeah.
Okay. But I've been talking about myself,
so can we talk about you guys?
We were just talking about her sitch.
With, like, Godwin, I feel like there's
a hint of, like, toxic masculinity
that I'm not, like, crazy about.
Okay. This is so weird.
All the things are coming together
about Godwin, I think.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tell us, tell us, tell us.
[Rachael]
So, he was telling Deya, you know,
kind of like a rap, like, you know, like--
-He told her that?
-Something like that.
-It was something along those lines
-A rap at her?
that kind of like--
No, no, no. Like, as in like--
-Oh, "We're done."
-I like this.
-Godwin.
-Godwin.
He told me today, he was like,
"We should just end this right now,
like, you and me."
[Rachael]
Wait, what?
So, we were like, "Wait, what?"
Hearing that Godwin
is saying similar things
to some of the other women
is a bit frustrating.
[Rachael]
Godwin's over here like,
"Okay, if I talk to this girl,
then I can get the-- you know,
and then I can talk to this--"
again, like very calculated.
[Jade]
Tonight has been, like, a lot.
I don't know if I'm ready to talk
to Godwin about it right now.
I've been told lies from men before.
They're just saying what
they think I want to hear.
So, I definitely don't want to be
put in that situation again.
I don't know. I don't know
where to go from here.
[Kaitlyn] Jade's Godwin problem
is like a bed in a three-star hotel.
Your only option is to sleep on it.
But there's no telling whether
you'll wake up feeling better
or a whole lot worse.
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
[hip-hop music playing]
[Kaitlyn]
It is a beautiful morning, and today,
our virgins look
to deepen their connections
and really ask those meaningful questions.
Who is your celeb crushes?
Taft, William Howard Taft.
He was hot.
[Rachael]
God, you're weird.
[Michael laughs]
[Kaitlyn] After learning of Godwin's
one-line-fits-all flirt fest
and a virgin sacrifice on its way,
Jade decides to see if
anyone else is worth a "Ty."
[Jade]
This is very peaceful.
-[ocean waves lapping]
-[Ty] Yeah.
[Jade] This is what I was
looking forward to today.
-[Ty] Yeah.
-[Jade] Like just, just this.
[Ty] I'm very nervous to tell Jade
that she's at the top of my list,
but it's important to make a connection
in a timely manner because
Colton and Kaitlyn
mentioned this virgin sacrifice
and I don't want to go home.
Like, do you think really in three weeks,
you could be like,
"I love some-- this person"?
I mean, I've never been in love,
so I don't know if I, like, fall fast,
or would fall fast in love,
or if I would be like a slow,
like burn.
Like, I might just
wake up one day and it's like,
"I am in love."
[Ty]
Growing up in the Mormon faith,
I would say it's a big part of me,
but I've dated all sorts of girls.
I would say I am more open now
to dating non-members of the church
as long as you kinda have
a similar outlook on life.
-[Jade] Yeah.
-I kinda have to like, you know,
kick it real with you.
-I--
-Mm-hm.
I would say, like, you're, like, my top.
-Aw!
-Yeah.
So I just wanted you to know, and
Well, I appreciate you being
like, open, and
-Yeah.
-and transparent with me that--
Across the board, like, you're--
the best conversations that I've had.
Like, Godwin, like,
the conversations, like,
are, like, really good and everything,
but then there's, like,
sometimes I'm like,
"Well, I don't know if I would,
like, agree with you on that."
But I feel like you're
a lot more open than he is.
But, like, I feel like
we're polar opposites.
Yeah.
In New Orleans,
we don't have a lot
of Mormon men walking around.
So, he is not someone who
I would typically go for.
He's not my run-of-the-mill type of guy.
So, spending time with him
and spending time with someone like him,
it's all very new, but it's all
very exciting at the same time.
I wanna continue to get to know Ty
because he seems like someone
that I could lose my virginity to.
The horses.
We got heart ♪
And we'll go far ♪
♪♪
[upbeat music playing]
[Colton]
Okay. Enough horsing around.
Kaitlyn and I have let these virgins
run mild for far too long.
-[cheering]
-It's time to rein it in.
[Jade]
Oh, my God. Shut up.
[excited chatter, cheering]
-Oh, shit!
-Oh!
-[Kaitlyn] Hi, guys!
-[Colton] Oh, we're partying already, huh?
-What is happening?
-[Andrew] We have some friends.
[Ty]
Colton and Kaitlyn show up in all red
looking like the devil pulling up
to this Christian function.
Something's goin' down.
Okay. We've got something
planned for you today.
So, if you wanna follow us.
-[Rachael] Oh, what's happening now?
-What? Right now?
-[Godwin] Great, great, great.
-[Colton] Come on.
[Deya]
Oh, man.
You already know if you see
Colton and Kaitlyn walking by,
something's about to get crazy.
What?!
[Godwin]
This is hilarious.
Guys, I'm gonna have you
stand under the cherry.
[contestants] Oh!
♪♪
Ladies, you guys can stay over here.
Oh, my God, this is funny.
Today, we have an epic challenge
that we are calling Cherry Pop.
-Nice.
-Alright.
[Colton]
You know what that means, right?
[mischievous music playing]
Yeah. When you pop your cherry,
you're losing your V card, baby.
You are gettin' down to the brass tacks.
♪♪
[Godwin]
The cherry is the vagina
'cause a cherry is red.
So, like, when a woman lose her virginity,
like, you pop the cherry.
Right? I'm right.
[Madi] I mean, it could be a finger
or a penis, I don't know,
but it breaks the thing.
The "hyam"? "Hyam"?
Is that how you say it? What is it?
Hymen? Hy Hy-- I don't know.
I'm not good at all the terminology stuff.
I'm a virgin, so I don't know anything.
As you can see,
above each of the guys' heads,
is a pair of cherries ready to be popped.
[laughter]
Kaitlyn and I have prepared
a lot of juicy questions
all about women and sex.
-Oh!
-Oh, yeah!
[all clapping, cheering]
Alright.
Now, if you get a question right,
you're safe.
But if you're wrong,
the women get to pop those cherries.
-Wow!
-Okay!
Oh, wrong and a cherry gets popped
So, when both of your
cherries have been popped,
you are out of the game.
And we will play this game
until there's only one man standing.
-Who's the best man in the village?
-[cheering, clapping]
And, fellas,
you're gonna want to do your best
because the winner of today's challenge
will earn the opportunity
to take one of these lovely ladies
-Oh!
-out on an incredibly romantic date.
-Wow, the pressure's on! [laughs]
-[group exclaiming]
[Colton] And with the virgin sacrifice
happening tomorrow,
this could be a huge advantage
to solidify your connection
and keep you safe from elimination.
[Godwin] I don't wanna leave here
with any stone unturned.
So, I really want to win this challenge,
so I can win a date.
It will give you a leg up in building
a connection with your person here.
[Andrew]
I know nothing.
I'm concerned that
I didn't really take a real formal anatomy
or health class in high school,
but I need to win a game
so I can go on a date.
If I don't, I could go home.
Yeah. It just sucks.
Never been in a relationship.
I'm nervous.
[tense music playing]
-[birds chirping]
-[ocean waves crashing]
["Put 'Em Up" by The Everlove playing]
It's goin' down ♪
So put 'em up ♪
[Kaitlyn]
Get ready for things to get messy
in a game that we're calling Cherry Pop,
where cherries will pop
and everyone will still leave a virgin.
The guys will be asked
questions about sex.
"If someone wants to talk
about the birds and the bees,
what are they referring to?"
♪♪
[Colton] Reveal.
[cheering]
[Kaitlyn]
If they get it wrong
I just put, "clit."
-Like, "clitoris."
-[laughter]
[Kaitlyn]
their cherry will be popped.
-[cherry pops, dripping]
-[girls scream]
[Kaitlyn]
Once both cherries are popped,
the men are out.
We'll keep playing until
only one man is standing.
"How long is the average
gestational period for a woman?"
-[music stops]
-[ocean waves crashing]
Also known as pregnancy.
-[upbeat music resumes]
-Oh.
-[Colton] Two three.
-Pregnancy.
[Katya]
Oh! Good job!
-He even got the weeks!
-[overlapping chatter]
[Deya]
He's ready to be a dad.
[Kaitlyn]
Six months?!
-[Jade] He's ready to be a father.
-[Kaitlyn] Six months.
Six?!
[music warbles]
[Madi]
Six months?
Who?
Like, truly?
You have to be so unaware of the world
and what life is
to not know that pregnancy is nine months.
[Katya]
Who told you that?
[Andrew]
That's a premature baby right there.
I don't know. I don't know.
[Colton] Unfortunately,
six will not qualify.
[Godwin] Aw!
I don't understand how he doesn't know.
-[cherry pops, dripping]
-Oh!
[contestants groaning]
You can't cook a baby for six months.
"Does the G-spot move?"
What? [scoffs]
What do you mean by "move"?
I kinda thought the guys
would do pretty well on this.
Even if we're virgins,
we still know what's going on.
[Deya]
So, the answer is, "No."
[Colton] That is a "Yes,"
a "No," a "No," a "Yes," a "No."
But, I guess not.
[laughter]
-Michael!
-[Deya] Michael!
-[Jade] Oh, my God.
-[Katya] Wait, wait, wait!
[Deya] "No, unless you
really hitting that--" [squeals]
[laughter]
[Rachael] I'm kind of hoping
that Michael wins this
so that he can get a V card
and, like, maybe take me out on a date.
Fingers crossed.
[Colton]
Okay. I just want to clarify.
We're not taking the two "Yeses"
and unfortunately,
we're not taking "On contraction."
The American sexual
education system has failed.
[cherries popping, dripping]
[contestants groaning]
[Katya]
That was a bad one.
"What is a diva cup?"
Oh.
Yo, what's-what's up with this, man?
Three, two, one.
♪♪
Oh.
♪♪
Godwin says a "breast."
Breast? Oh, my God.
"Diva cup."
Like, "cup."
You know, "A cup, B cup"?
Oh, that's a s--
Okay. You were on to something,
but you're wrong.
-[cherry pops]
-Oh!
D cup, a diva cup.
Which one's bigger?
Come on now.
"What are Kegels?"
♪♪
[Kaitlyn]
"Hurt ankles"?
-[Kaitlyn laughs]
-No, that's cankles.
[Rachael]
Classic mix-up.
[cherry pops, dripping]
"Can too much sex
loosen the vagina over time?"
[Noah chuckles]
[Colton]
Reveal your boards.
"Yes, kind of."
-"Yes. Yes. Yes."
-Kind of?
I just know mine wouldn't, so
[Rachael] Oh, my God.
The answer is, "No."
[contestants exclaiming]
[Kaitlyn]
Hakeem got it wrong. Krash crashed.
Noah got it wrong.
Andrew got it wrong.
Look like idiots not knowing
what the female stuff was
'cause I really wanna go on a date.
-Yeah.
-It just-- The like--
'Cause I think you
would learn so much more
about whoever you might be interested
in the most by taking 'em on a date.
I'm disappointed in you all.
[Colton]
Hakeem, Ty, Mike, and Godwin,
you guys are officially out.
[Kaitlyn]
Andrew, you are out.
Jake, your time has ended.
[cherry pops, dripping]
[all shouting]
[Jake]
I didn't do very good,
but I will always remember
for my whole entire life
that a woman is pregnant for eight months.
[music stops]
Is it 10?
[upbeat music resumes]
Three remaining in the game.
[Kaitlyn]
Noah, Krash, and Michael,
you have one cherry left.
"What is more sensitive?
"The clitoris,
or the penis?"
[contestants] Ooh.
-I love this question.
-Same.
I don't know.
Alright. Reveal your boards.
[Andrew] Oh.
-So, it's "clit"? Okay.
-[Kaitlyn] You are right.
[Deya] Yep!
[Kaitlyn]
Okay. Krash, you are out.
[Sara]
You did good. You did good.
-Ready or not?
-Yep.
-[cherry pops, dripping]
-[contestants exclaiming]
[Colton] Remaining in the game,
we have Michael and Noah.
[upbeat music playing]
[Michael]
Happy I made it to the top two.
I'd like to win this date
'cause I know who I want to take out.
I don't wanna tell you. [giggles]
No, I'd take Rachael out on the date.
[suspenseful music playing]
Alright. Noah, you ready?
Yeah.
-Michael, you ready?
-[squeals] I'm scared.
[Rachael]
"True or false?
Women could get pregnant
on their period."
♪♪
This is a guess.
[Michael] Me too.
♪♪
[Kaitlyn]
50-50 shot. Here we go.
Three, two, one.
♪♪
It's true.
[upbeat music playing]
[all cheering and clapping]
-[Katya] Wow!
-[Rachael] Winner!
I am surprised that Noah won.
I didn't know that he knew
so much about the female anatomy.
I didn't even know some of the answers
and he knew all of them.
I was like, "What the heck?"
Alright. So, the final pop.
-[Andrew] What are the odds?
-[Rachael] Yeah.
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
-[Andrew] Close your eyes, bro.
-[cherry pops, dripping]
[chuckles]
-[squeals]
-[people exclaim]
[laughter]
[Michael]
I am bummed out.
A date would really
secure me and Rachael.
Damn. That sucks.
Alright, guys, that was
one heck of a challenge.
I don't know if I should
be impressed or depressed
or how I should feel
with all those answers
[laughter]
but congratulations to Noah.
[all cheering, clapping]
Thanks, guys.
[Colton]
So, as promised,
Noah, you have won a date tonight.
[all exclaiming]
Who are you choosing to go on your date?
[laughter, nervous chatter]
[gentle music playing]
[Carissa]
Last night, Noah told me
that he was gonna pick me
if he gets this next V card,
so I'm expecting,
probably, he's gonna
choose me for this date.
If there's another V card,
like, if you're down
for another adventure
-Mm-hm. Yeah.
-like, you're gonna be lucky
'cause you'll, you'll get taken
outta here, like, a few more times.
I don't know.
If, if I get a V card, like
[Madi]
I want to go on a date with Noah,
but growing up I sat
on the sidelines a little bit
and so, I never really felt chosen.
So now, I just have no self-confidence
and I'm very insecure in myself.
And so, I think
I just don't think I'm good enough
to be someone's first choice, honestly.
I, like, I'm open. I'm wanting to get
to know, like, multiple girls, but
[suspenseful music plays]
let's go on a date, Madi.
[group cheering]
Madi, how does it make you feel?
Good.
-[Colton] Good?
-Yeah.
I am shocked that Noah chose me
for the date, honestly.
I'm excited.
It makes me very excited
that there is someone that I could,
you know, potentially date and like,
and all of the things.
So it makes me think, you know,
maybe I won't be a virgin forever.
[Carissa]
It is a little bit annoying
to have him say one thing and do another.
There was, like,
a connection growing with Noah,
but it's currently now moving back.
Congratulations, Noah and Madi,
for going on a date tonight.
[all cheering]
[Colton] But, it's still important
for everyone else
to also keep getting to know each other
because the virgin sacrifice is tomorrow
and people will be going home.
The virgin sacrifice!
Scared.
[Andrew] A virgin sacrifice
is pretty intimidating.
There's a lot of uncertainty.
Don't know how many
people will be going home.
There's obviously a lot of single people,
but this isn't "friendship island,"
it's a place for us to find love.
[Jake]
That's the last thing I want to do is
get sent home, but,
somebody's gonna be sacrificed.
[dramatic music playing]
♪♪
[Colton]
On the next Are You My First?
-[cork pops]
-[laughing]
[Colton]
Madi and Noah get closer.
♪
Truth or dare!
[Colton]
Andrew shoots his shot.
[group exclaiming]
Fortune favors the bold.
-Can I?
-No.
No?
[Colton] And it's time
to sacrifice some virgins.
[Kaitlyn]
By the end of tonight,
three of you will be heading home.
-[dramatic sting]
-Oh!
-[Jade] That is crazy.
-Oh no.
[dramatic music plays]
[eruption blasts]
["We Fall In Love"
by Patrick Aidan McManus playing]
We fall in love, baby ♪
We fall in love ♪
We fall in love
more and more every day ♪
When I am with you nothin'
can get in my way ♪
We fall in love and it
makes us complete ♪
-We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love, baby ♪
We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love, baby ♪
We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love, baby ♪
We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love ♪
-We fall in love, baby ♪
We fall in love ♪
[song fades out]