Bar: One Ring (2025) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
You would have bent him over like a swan.
Remove the handcuffs.
I wish you good health, Comrade Colonel.
Thanks for your help.
Free.
Let's go.
Tell me, are you a moron, Morozov?
I think this is a rhetorical question.
You don't think a damn thing!
If you thought, you would
I didn’t quarrel with the prosecutor’s office!
I didn’t quarrel with them, they are with me.
Are you a sheep or what? Are you giggling?
I vouched for you!
They have this folder on you.
Harboring,
abuse of authority,
there is another mandula there.
And I left the flash drive here after the meeting.
Get lost!
Hand in your ID and report card.
They've already taken it.
That's it.
You're on vacation.
Unpaid.
Indefinite.
For now.
I'll think about what to do with you.
In the meantime, stay at home, don’t shine.
There is no reflection.
Markelova, where is the office?
There.
On the second?
Damn, get it together. What are you doing, huh?
Kostyan, think about it, I loaded three,
These bitches don't even move.
Markelov Alexander Vasilievich?
And you
Police. I have a couple of questions for you.
What, I'm at the end of the month
I'll pay as usual.
No, it's not for me.
I want to know about the One Call bar.
Can I see your ID?
Certainly.
I just don't have time right now.
Yes, I just need the delivery address.
Stop!
Stop, bitch!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Stand!
HIT. Bitch!
Bitch!
Bitch!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Calmly.
Fine.
It doesn’t remove me from one either.
Let's chat somewhere quiet! OK?
? Lonely boy Vitya. ?
? Sitting in the damned bar ?
? Vita really needs to go out. ?
? But first for ?
Good afternoon. Is this for you to call?
I have an SMS invitation.
Come to us!
SMS? Seriously? Are you sending SMS?
The best way to attract clients.
Yes, if only pensioners. Damn SMS.
By the way, pensioners are the best clients. The best.
One foot there. They are no longer afraid of anything.
Lavrov Maxim Viktorovich.
Lucifer.
And this is Viktor Azazelkin.
My servant. Please.
And we are some kind of negotiator
Shall we make a deal with you?
Yes. And we'll sign it in blood.
And we’ll certify it with the notary’s blood.
Just if there is some
contract, I would still read it.
Occupational deformation.
Lawyer?
Advocate.
My condolences.
We have everything here on our word of honor.
A minute of conversation, a round.
Play Russian Roulette.
Who will we call?
Victim of a maniac
whom you acquitted in court.
To mom.
Mom?
How boring.
What's your mother's name? Date of birth?
Lavrova as a girl
Evdokimova Tatyana Mikhailovna.
March 2, 1953.
A minute has passed.
Mommy, hi, it's me.
As always.
What, disconnected?
No, no, no, don't worry,
It was she who hung up.
What?
Yes.
Dead people don't usually do that.
Why did you upset your mother so much?
Smoked behind garages?
Worse, born.
We are obliged to love our parents.
What about us?
Obliged?
Mom Mom, this is sacred.
If mom is all yours
life is acting like a bitch
everyone says how nice she is,
intelligent woman.
Because they didn't see her at home.
She is her students
more than she loved me.
Yes why?
What did they do for her? What?
I gave her an apartment.
No, no, that's not it. I don't like everything.
Windows! On one side.
Parents are not chosen.
Yes, and children too.
Do you have children? Is this yours?
No, mine would be prettier. Into me.
My dad died.
Me too.
I left me alone with her.
Oh, by the way, about death.
Well, you know about payment.
I understand.
This is what she wants.
He wants me not to exist.
OK.
Mother.
More.
Whiskey? Call?
Both this and that.
I'll call her until I die.
Ugh.
And also, they say, family
the values are no longer the same.
Good morning.
You slept through the first lesson.
You're definitely a cop.
Cop jokes.
Well, why were you running, huh?
I found everything in your documents.
Delivery tomorrow, but no address.
You've come at me for the last time.
He opened the mitten. He opened the mitten.
If you squeak, I'll put my socks in.
Great.
Great.
How are you?
Fine.
Listen, I accepted this, everything is ok.
If so, don't worry.
Yeah.
Why didn't you come to the birthday party?
Well, my joint is a gift from me.
You're not alone, are you?
Say, well, yes, with a friend.
Ah, I understand. Are you resting? Well that's right.
Did you want something? What happened?
I was worried like you.
Well, I remembered.
You took until payday in December and
A! Ten?
Well, yes, I wouldn't come in, but
I just really need it now.
Yes, okay, okay.
Now.
Thank you.
Quiet! Take it easy.
I'll pay you back from my salary.
Mom, if you hang up,
I will call until I die.
Mom, I shoot here for every call.
Shut up.
What do you want?
I just want to talk, okay.
U
you
Always
mother
guilty.
Mom, I just want you to at least
I told you once that you love me.
Egoist,
How
your
dad.
Mom, what have I done to you, huh?
I gave you everything.
Mom, what did I do to you?
She was dragging alone.
What have I done to you?
Ungrateful.
Time.
Wow, wow, wow, good, good! I understand,
not an easy woman, but what does the phone have to do with it?
Yes, I lost my life because of her! I'm on
I went to the lawyer because she forced me!
Bitch!
Exhale both. Live separately.
We'll wait.
Thanks covid.
Oh, is she one of these?
What a wonderful time it was.
Here the crowds stood in front
relatives, apologize.
There was a funny incident here.
Do you want me to tell you?
He'll tell you anyway.
Persuaded.
In general, one guy decided to infect his grandmother.
Well, take away the apartment. And she survived him.
Yes, then I came
come here to chat with my grandson.
She was somewhat deaf. I called him three times.
So what would you think? I paid and left.
There was a generation. Bogatyrs! Not you.
No. This is not the case with us.
It was I who infected her. And she died.
Why do you think it's you?
You can pick it up anywhere.
By the way, my mother even washed the chips.
Well, a pack, not the chips themselves.
She never left the house.
I moved in with her to
help.
Not wearing a mask on purpose
wore it, did not get vaccinated.
Well, somehow
unconsciously.
Well, I thought, suddenly.
And she got sick.
She never trusted doctors, and I
I didn't argue.
I signed a waiver.
Obedient boy.
Let's accept the fact that you both
with the idiot. Yes?
Well?
Another call?
Confess and ask for forgiveness.
No.
OK,
Then
payment.
I won't pay, I'm in the past
paid off once. Best wishes.
Didn't understand? Where? Did I miss something?
Well, tell me, cop,
Why are you pestering me?
Why the hell do you want this bar?
You don't even know where you're going.
Do you see this guy?
He's definitely in the bar.
I promised to find him, and I will find him.
Are you saving your son?
Okay, I'll help you.
That's it, come on, unhook.
Let's go, I'll show you the bar.
No, no, no, give me the address
you say, I'll go myself.
Otherwise you'll warn someone, bar
will disappear again. I already know these tricks.
What, I'm not human, or what?
I understand everything, you
normal guy. I understand.
I myself lost my father early,
because of his eternal blueness.
Endlessly all childhood
chased me after this vodka,
and I’m selling it now, it turns out.
Well, it happens.
Brotherly, give me some water to drink.
I'll really help you,
at the same time their shoals
I’ll redeem some, or something.
How much did the vodka cost?
What?
How much did vodka cost?
when did your father chase you?
It was a long time ago, I don’t remember.
Well, let me remind you. We are the same age.
In 1992, vodka cost 250 rubles.
Then default, and vodka
began to cost almost three thousand.
My father drove me and I
I remember it very well.
And you, if you want
pity me, you nit,
think up next time
the story is more interesting, okay?
Key.
Crap!
Key!
Address.
Friends, let's do it again.
I paid for it last time
conversation, but there was no conversation.
There wasn't even a second.
She hung up.
So the calculation is done. Open the door!
You heard the rules, you accepted the terms.
Yes, but you don't follow the rules yourself.
- Did I pay last time?
- Yes
Was there a conversation?
Of course there was.
Relatively.
That's exactly the fee for talking!
And he gave only one, just now.
One conversation, one shot.
You're a really stuffy guy.
Vit, open the window, I’m about to suffocate.
ABOUT!
Well, here's a normal client,
probably with an interesting story.
Sorry, I heard you can here
call the dead?
Of course you can, go ahead.
Of course you can, man, come in.
They're the only ones killing people here.
They force you to shoot
even for a failed conversation.
Don't mind him
attention, he just had too much to drink.
Come in, we are very glad to see you.
They only need to
you blew your brains out.
Run away from here before it's too late!
I'll probably go.
Wait, wait, I'm with you.
Oh no, what are you saying, excuse me,
I'm sorry, young man.
Stay there.
What a penis! Govno!
Pay already and get out of here.
I scared off such a client.
You need to warn about this
before services are provided.
Oh, a warning, right?
Like that grandmother who decided to
Microwave the cat to dry.
Because I didn’t know that it was impossible, so
It wasn't written as in the instructions.
She, by the way, is
filed a lawsuit and won.
There was another case. There's a man here
two years ago I decided to run away
and put his foot in the door,
when it closed.
And what?
Well, how can I tell you
The leg was separated from
master, like you from your mother.
Kozlina.
Kill yourself already, please.
What are you sniffing there all the time?
Mom's scarf.
What do you have there?
Someone's tooth, perhaps?
Vit, well, I asked, between
glasses more carefully.
OK.
Pay like that.
It's good that I have enough eggs for this.
Yes, your mother raised a real man.
Only now
Looks like a pedant, but he got everything dirty.
He even managed to stain the chandelier, huh.
In fact, he generally
spoke to her for the first time.
Okay, at least for half a minute,
but it’s also generally dishonest.
Lawyers Vitya, the most dishonest people
of all the people I've ever met.
This is their job.
And the bartenders are like this
logically the biggest drinkers, right?
He hasn't had any luck with his mother yet.
Many people are unlucky with their parents.
It seems to me that before having children,
I need to pass some exam.
They pass for a driver's license.
But for parents - no.
Maybe because children are uncontrollable?
Is there really no way to get out of here without getting shot?
There is one way.
I don't advise you.
Well, tell me.
You'll regret it.
Well, how is she?
The condition is stable and serious,
the prognosis is disappointing.
But she is stubborn and won’t just give up.
Well, there is always hope, no doubt about it.
Well, I'll tell you honestly
No need. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll find him.
Listen, just get better.
Remove the handcuffs.
I wish you good health, Comrade Colonel.
Thanks for your help.
Free.
Let's go.
Tell me, are you a moron, Morozov?
I think this is a rhetorical question.
You don't think a damn thing!
If you thought, you would
I didn’t quarrel with the prosecutor’s office!
I didn’t quarrel with them, they are with me.
Are you a sheep or what? Are you giggling?
I vouched for you!
They have this folder on you.
Harboring,
abuse of authority,
there is another mandula there.
And I left the flash drive here after the meeting.
Get lost!
Hand in your ID and report card.
They've already taken it.
That's it.
You're on vacation.
Unpaid.
Indefinite.
For now.
I'll think about what to do with you.
In the meantime, stay at home, don’t shine.
There is no reflection.
Markelova, where is the office?
There.
On the second?
Damn, get it together. What are you doing, huh?
Kostyan, think about it, I loaded three,
These bitches don't even move.
Markelov Alexander Vasilievich?
And you
Police. I have a couple of questions for you.
What, I'm at the end of the month
I'll pay as usual.
No, it's not for me.
I want to know about the One Call bar.
Can I see your ID?
Certainly.
I just don't have time right now.
Yes, I just need the delivery address.
Stop!
Stop, bitch!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Stand!
HIT. Bitch!
Bitch!
Bitch!
ANXIOUS MUSIC.
Calmly.
Fine.
It doesn’t remove me from one either.
Let's chat somewhere quiet! OK?
? Lonely boy Vitya. ?
? Sitting in the damned bar ?
? Vita really needs to go out. ?
? But first for ?
Good afternoon. Is this for you to call?
I have an SMS invitation.
Come to us!
SMS? Seriously? Are you sending SMS?
The best way to attract clients.
Yes, if only pensioners. Damn SMS.
By the way, pensioners are the best clients. The best.
One foot there. They are no longer afraid of anything.
Lavrov Maxim Viktorovich.
Lucifer.
And this is Viktor Azazelkin.
My servant. Please.
And we are some kind of negotiator
Shall we make a deal with you?
Yes. And we'll sign it in blood.
And we’ll certify it with the notary’s blood.
Just if there is some
contract, I would still read it.
Occupational deformation.
Lawyer?
Advocate.
My condolences.
We have everything here on our word of honor.
A minute of conversation, a round.
Play Russian Roulette.
Who will we call?
Victim of a maniac
whom you acquitted in court.
To mom.
Mom?
How boring.
What's your mother's name? Date of birth?
Lavrova as a girl
Evdokimova Tatyana Mikhailovna.
March 2, 1953.
A minute has passed.
Mommy, hi, it's me.
As always.
What, disconnected?
No, no, no, don't worry,
It was she who hung up.
What?
Yes.
Dead people don't usually do that.
Why did you upset your mother so much?
Smoked behind garages?
Worse, born.
We are obliged to love our parents.
What about us?
Obliged?
Mom Mom, this is sacred.
If mom is all yours
life is acting like a bitch
everyone says how nice she is,
intelligent woman.
Because they didn't see her at home.
She is her students
more than she loved me.
Yes why?
What did they do for her? What?
I gave her an apartment.
No, no, that's not it. I don't like everything.
Windows! On one side.
Parents are not chosen.
Yes, and children too.
Do you have children? Is this yours?
No, mine would be prettier. Into me.
My dad died.
Me too.
I left me alone with her.
Oh, by the way, about death.
Well, you know about payment.
I understand.
This is what she wants.
He wants me not to exist.
OK.
Mother.
More.
Whiskey? Call?
Both this and that.
I'll call her until I die.
Ugh.
And also, they say, family
the values are no longer the same.
Good morning.
You slept through the first lesson.
You're definitely a cop.
Cop jokes.
Well, why were you running, huh?
I found everything in your documents.
Delivery tomorrow, but no address.
You've come at me for the last time.
He opened the mitten. He opened the mitten.
If you squeak, I'll put my socks in.
Great.
Great.
How are you?
Fine.
Listen, I accepted this, everything is ok.
If so, don't worry.
Yeah.
Why didn't you come to the birthday party?
Well, my joint is a gift from me.
You're not alone, are you?
Say, well, yes, with a friend.
Ah, I understand. Are you resting? Well that's right.
Did you want something? What happened?
I was worried like you.
Well, I remembered.
You took until payday in December and
A! Ten?
Well, yes, I wouldn't come in, but
I just really need it now.
Yes, okay, okay.
Now.
Thank you.
Quiet! Take it easy.
I'll pay you back from my salary.
Mom, if you hang up,
I will call until I die.
Mom, I shoot here for every call.
Shut up.
What do you want?
I just want to talk, okay.
U
you
Always
mother
guilty.
Mom, I just want you to at least
I told you once that you love me.
Egoist,
How
your
dad.
Mom, what have I done to you, huh?
I gave you everything.
Mom, what did I do to you?
She was dragging alone.
What have I done to you?
Ungrateful.
Time.
Wow, wow, wow, good, good! I understand,
not an easy woman, but what does the phone have to do with it?
Yes, I lost my life because of her! I'm on
I went to the lawyer because she forced me!
Bitch!
Exhale both. Live separately.
We'll wait.
Thanks covid.
Oh, is she one of these?
What a wonderful time it was.
Here the crowds stood in front
relatives, apologize.
There was a funny incident here.
Do you want me to tell you?
He'll tell you anyway.
Persuaded.
In general, one guy decided to infect his grandmother.
Well, take away the apartment. And she survived him.
Yes, then I came
come here to chat with my grandson.
She was somewhat deaf. I called him three times.
So what would you think? I paid and left.
There was a generation. Bogatyrs! Not you.
No. This is not the case with us.
It was I who infected her. And she died.
Why do you think it's you?
You can pick it up anywhere.
By the way, my mother even washed the chips.
Well, a pack, not the chips themselves.
She never left the house.
I moved in with her to
help.
Not wearing a mask on purpose
wore it, did not get vaccinated.
Well, somehow
unconsciously.
Well, I thought, suddenly.
And she got sick.
She never trusted doctors, and I
I didn't argue.
I signed a waiver.
Obedient boy.
Let's accept the fact that you both
with the idiot. Yes?
Well?
Another call?
Confess and ask for forgiveness.
No.
OK,
Then
payment.
I won't pay, I'm in the past
paid off once. Best wishes.
Didn't understand? Where? Did I miss something?
Well, tell me, cop,
Why are you pestering me?
Why the hell do you want this bar?
You don't even know where you're going.
Do you see this guy?
He's definitely in the bar.
I promised to find him, and I will find him.
Are you saving your son?
Okay, I'll help you.
That's it, come on, unhook.
Let's go, I'll show you the bar.
No, no, no, give me the address
you say, I'll go myself.
Otherwise you'll warn someone, bar
will disappear again. I already know these tricks.
What, I'm not human, or what?
I understand everything, you
normal guy. I understand.
I myself lost my father early,
because of his eternal blueness.
Endlessly all childhood
chased me after this vodka,
and I’m selling it now, it turns out.
Well, it happens.
Brotherly, give me some water to drink.
I'll really help you,
at the same time their shoals
I’ll redeem some, or something.
How much did the vodka cost?
What?
How much did vodka cost?
when did your father chase you?
It was a long time ago, I don’t remember.
Well, let me remind you. We are the same age.
In 1992, vodka cost 250 rubles.
Then default, and vodka
began to cost almost three thousand.
My father drove me and I
I remember it very well.
And you, if you want
pity me, you nit,
think up next time
the story is more interesting, okay?
Key.
Crap!
Key!
Address.
Friends, let's do it again.
I paid for it last time
conversation, but there was no conversation.
There wasn't even a second.
She hung up.
So the calculation is done. Open the door!
You heard the rules, you accepted the terms.
Yes, but you don't follow the rules yourself.
- Did I pay last time?
- Yes
Was there a conversation?
Of course there was.
Relatively.
That's exactly the fee for talking!
And he gave only one, just now.
One conversation, one shot.
You're a really stuffy guy.
Vit, open the window, I’m about to suffocate.
ABOUT!
Well, here's a normal client,
probably with an interesting story.
Sorry, I heard you can here
call the dead?
Of course you can, go ahead.
Of course you can, man, come in.
They're the only ones killing people here.
They force you to shoot
even for a failed conversation.
Don't mind him
attention, he just had too much to drink.
Come in, we are very glad to see you.
They only need to
you blew your brains out.
Run away from here before it's too late!
I'll probably go.
Wait, wait, I'm with you.
Oh no, what are you saying, excuse me,
I'm sorry, young man.
Stay there.
What a penis! Govno!
Pay already and get out of here.
I scared off such a client.
You need to warn about this
before services are provided.
Oh, a warning, right?
Like that grandmother who decided to
Microwave the cat to dry.
Because I didn’t know that it was impossible, so
It wasn't written as in the instructions.
She, by the way, is
filed a lawsuit and won.
There was another case. There's a man here
two years ago I decided to run away
and put his foot in the door,
when it closed.
And what?
Well, how can I tell you
The leg was separated from
master, like you from your mother.
Kozlina.
Kill yourself already, please.
What are you sniffing there all the time?
Mom's scarf.
What do you have there?
Someone's tooth, perhaps?
Vit, well, I asked, between
glasses more carefully.
OK.
Pay like that.
It's good that I have enough eggs for this.
Yes, your mother raised a real man.
Only now
Looks like a pedant, but he got everything dirty.
He even managed to stain the chandelier, huh.
In fact, he generally
spoke to her for the first time.
Okay, at least for half a minute,
but it’s also generally dishonest.
Lawyers Vitya, the most dishonest people
of all the people I've ever met.
This is their job.
And the bartenders are like this
logically the biggest drinkers, right?
He hasn't had any luck with his mother yet.
Many people are unlucky with their parents.
It seems to me that before having children,
I need to pass some exam.
They pass for a driver's license.
But for parents - no.
Maybe because children are uncontrollable?
Is there really no way to get out of here without getting shot?
There is one way.
I don't advise you.
Well, tell me.
You'll regret it.
Well, how is she?
The condition is stable and serious,
the prognosis is disappointing.
But she is stubborn and won’t just give up.
Well, there is always hope, no doubt about it.
Well, I'll tell you honestly
No need. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll find him.
Listen, just get better.