Comanche Moon (2008) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
proudly presents Comanche Moon Episode 02 Austin,Texas 1858 up,boys,up! Comanches,they're nearly on us! Let's git! pearl billy billy! Billy! pearl Oh,my god! Oh,Mrs.
Forsythe! the dead them's the lucky ones.
Don't say that,pearl! No,maggie I'm ruined.
Bill won't have me now.
And it's my fault.
He give me a gun to kill myself with.
But they was on me too quick.
Five of them was at me,maggie.
All right.
Oh,I'm shamed forever.
it gets lonely not having no woman to hold onto when you bunk down at night.
That's why I turn to patrol at night.
I don't bunk too much.
I don't know that little maggie tilton well, but I do know she wasn't meant to be no whore.
She was meant to be a wife.
That's my view,too,woodrow.
So the sooner you give up and marry her,the happier me and billy will be.
Amen.
I didn't know I was put on this earth to make the two of you happy, I do miss my pearl,though.
they're shooting,men! Comanches for sure! hey,hey,hey,hold on,hold on.
I know this old pup.
Hey,this is howler-- this is that old bear hunter's dog.
Lookee there.
Ben lilly.
Bet that old scamp has killed a bruin.
There you are,famous shoes.
Any word on scull? I remember scull.
Took him on a hunt once in a canebrake.
He wounded a big old boar bear and went in right after him.
Not every man will run into a canebrake like scull did.
We need more recent news.
Ahumado has scull in a pit.
He wants a ransom for him.
Ben lilly and I have mostly been burying people.
There's no shortage of burial work between here and austin.
Not since the raid.
What raid? What raid? Buffalo hump came raiding with 600 warriors.
Maybe more.
Buried ten dead yesterday.
People trying to farm where they oughtn't to farm.
They killed most of the settlers along the brazos and the trinity.
Then they hit austin.
Killed lots of people.
Burned lots of buildings.
Stole thousands of horses.
Oh,god.
What if they killed my pearl? Would you lead us back to austin by the quickest way? I ain't waiting,captain.
I'm going right now.
Whoa,whoa,whoa,bill.
Hold your horse.
Listen to me we'll get you back as quick as we can.
But our horses are poorly now.
He's right,billy¡ª if we push these nags too hard we'll most of us be walking back to austin.
yellow cliffs northern mexico do you like my pit? I preferred my cage,frankly.
Fewer vermin.
Better view.
You made too much noise up there.
You might have made parrot angry.
I would anyway,if I get the chance to have a word with parrot.
I speak parrot,you know.
I've asked the texans for a ransom.
But my snakes might get you before it arrives.
No,these snakes are pets.
It's the flea population that I'd rather be rid of.
if the texans don't bring the ransom I might have at you myself.
galveston harbor I've just got to tell you straight,clara.
There's no way to sugarcoat it.
Buffalo hump hit austin.
The store's burnt down.
Your ma and pa are dead.
And I'm sorry.
what about the rangers? Did any of them get killed? Three of the town rangers,I believe.
Your friend,captain mccrae,was gone.
He was hunting captain scull.
I'm so sorry,clara.
you got no reason to stay in austin,now,clara.
The store's gone.
Stores can be rebuilt.
The store wasn'lye ont th thing I had in austin.
I wish you'd let me take you to nebraska.
Keep you safe.
Safe.
There's indians and sickness and bad luck everywhere.
How can anybody feel safe? I wish you'd marry me,clara.
Oh,bob I thank you for your offer.
And I take it seriously.
I do.
But I need time.
Time to get over my own pa.
Of course.
I won't make you wait forever.
If I promise that you'll have my answer within a year will that seem worth the wait? Well,of course it would,clara.
You know I'd wait for you.
Give me time to get a house built,just in case you say yes.
"Down to a sunless sea.
" And mid this tumult,kubla heard from far ancestral voices prophesizing war.
The ransom better come quick.
El jefe,he's not patient.
He may let me skin you yet.
bible and sword! My skinner died of that snakebite.
Well,he was something of a fool,wasn't he? Yes.
He was a fool.
But he was my fool.
Pearl must be a mighty good cook for him to take on this bad.
For all we know,she's safe.
I've et pearl's cooking.
It was only fair.
I suspect it was the poking that billy's most interested in.
What? The poking.
Yeah,well,you would think that.
Well,the big ladies,they're they're a pleasure to poke.
What is it,deets? Mr.
Coleman,he gone.
Oh,dear lord.
Oh,dear lord.
Oh,please god.
Not my pearly.
Not my pearly.
Pearly.
Pearly! Pearly! Thank god you're alive! Oh,thank god! Oh you might be wasting your thanks,bill.
Honey,don't say that.
I rode all night and all day to get here.
They done me.
And you wasn't here to protect me.
I had arrows in me,but not deep enough to kill me.
And I lost our baby.
I was so scared.
Did,did they,pearly,did they? I couldn't get to that gun you left me in time.
So I'm ruined now,billy.
I can't be a wife to you no more.
better blow out your lamp and get to sleep,pearly.
Billy.
It's come to me.
If you quit the rangers,you never have to be gone ever again, and I know just what you could do for a living.
I don't have the faintest notion of how to do anything but rangering.
All right.
Tell me what you're thinking and then let'S let's get on to bed.
Our preacher got killed in the raid.
And his wife,too.
I know for a fact you'd be a fine preacher once you got the hang of it.
Pearly,I can't read.
And the only verse I know is that one about the green pastures,and even that one'S cloudy in my mind.
Well,i can read.
I can read you the text in the morning before church and then you can preach on it.
I swear,honey,I don't know where you got such a notion.
Besides,them boy's would laugh me outta town if I was to put myself up to be a preacher.
Would you help me off with my boots,pearly? I swear I'm tired to the bone.
oh,no.
oh,no.
billy Stow! Get ready! No.
Nooh,no why would he do that,deets? Probably something to do with the missus,Mr.
P.
And the comanches.
I was so scared.
Did they? Trouble you? No,no.
I hid under the smokehouse like you told me, and there was a snake under there, but he didn't bother me at all.
There's no need to worry about miss forsythe,captain mccrae.
She's safe in galveston with her aunt and uncle.
And her friend,uh,Mr.
Allen.
Oh,I expect that miss forsythe and Mr.
Allen are more than friends now.
They had a matrimonial look about them when they left.
Now,I know you men just got back from a pointless trip,and,uh and you've had a bad shock.
But there is the urgent matter of captain scull that needs tending.
That scoundrel ahumado has captain scull.
He's offered to trade him for a thousand cattle.
Delivered in 30 days.
Now,the legislature when it gets its wits together,will vote up the money to pay for the cattle.
But somebody's got to convince the south texas ranchers to yield 'em up on credit.
It may not be an easy task,captains.
Easy? Why,richard king's the biggest rancher in texas.
I'd like to hear what richard king has to say when these two rangers ride in and ask him to spare a thousand head of cattle to rescue my husband, whom he cordially detests.
We'll go if we're sent,sir.
For right now,we've got the sad task of burying ranger long bill coleman.
Well,of course,captain.
I merely wanted to make you aware of the situation.
Captain mccrae,can you spare a moment? Ma'am? I have a bureau that's too heavy to move.
Bingham's wounded,and my yellow gal got taken by comanches, so I'm short of hands,and I would like to move my bureau.
It will just take a moment.
Right against the wall.
Lovely.
That will be all,ben.
Mrs.
Scull? Mm-hmm? Did miss forsythe actually say that she aimed to marry bob allen? Well,women don't actually need to make speeches when they've decided to have a fella.
I'll show you how it works.
Ma'am.
Now,now.
Don't be contrary,captain mccrae.
Clara forsythe is gone.
But I am here.
- ma'am.
- Captain.
we'll need to caulk this coffin, or else the worms and maggots will be at billy in no time.
The hardware store burned down.
I doubt you'll find anything to caulk it with.
Billy coleman was a fine feller, and he deserves better than to be all bloated up with screwworms, and ain't been in his grave two days.
Will you stop talking about worms and maggots and screwworms eating bill coleman? It might be bill's up in heaven.
Yep.
Maybe bill's up in heaven by now.
Playing a harp,ikey.
I don't know nothing about heaven,but I do know about worms and varmints.
All right,shut up! You just shut up before I strangle you! It's too fine and sunny a day to be dying, but our old pard long bill coleman died despite the sunshine.
That's a harsh fact.
I recall he liked the scripture about the green pastures.
Well,it's spring now,and lots of sweet,green grass will be growing over him.
It's good-bye today to a damn good ranger.
It's our baby.
He's kicking.
I'll bet you kicked aplenty when you were in the place he's in.
How do you know it's a he? I doubt a girl baby could kick that hard.
I wonder what long bill was thinking there at the end.
You can wonder all you want,but we'll never know.
That's one puzzle.
Another one is why would clara marry bob allen,and not me? What the hell's wrong with you? Maggie thinks that baby she's carrying is mine.
Well,I have no doubt that she's right.
Well,I admire maggie.
I really do.
She's been good to me.
But she's a whore.
How can a whore know which man gave her a baby? Maggie has been good to you,woodrow.
And if you were a generous man,you'd give her the benefit of the doubt.
But how can she know? That's my question.
How can she know? Do something normal for once in your life,woodrow.
Marry maggie.
Hell,if I didn't have such a love for clara forsythe,I'd marry maggie.
I'd turn her head,and I'd take her right away from you.
And I wouldn't give a thought to who fathered the baby.
You're one of the luckiest men in austin,or probably in all of texas, and you don't even realize it.
I suppose you would just.
What do you think,deets? I think bluebonnets are mighty pretty flowers.
All right.
you should cut that man's tongue out.
He may be calling the great snake who lives in the mountain.
There's no great snake in that mountain.
Scull sings to keep up his spirits.
He could be calling parrot.
He could even be calling jaguar.
What if jaguar comes? yesterday you killed a horse that didn't belong to you you tried to jump a gully the horse broke both its front legs the horse was lazy and stupid and you beat the new captive when i told you to leave her alone she's a disobedient slave why shouldn't beat her? because that's the women's job you cause too much trouble here i want you to leave the band leave the band? you've been rude and disobedient your whole life if you stay here one day i will lose patience and kill you you can take five horses.
but go and go now we'll see who kills who,old man i would not want a son who hates me as much as he hates you you believe i'm in danger from that whelp? that boy is reckless i doubt he'll last long enough to be a threat to me This damn shrubbery gets any thicker, we'll have to turn into armadillos just to get through it.
Well,famous shoes is looking for a clear route.
Expect he'll report pretty soon.
well,she don't look too friendly.
She gored my horse! What will I ride? Take one of the pack mules.
They make decent mounts.
Does anything feel wrong to you,woodrow? I mean,ain't these the very cattle that we're supposed to drive to mexico and pay for scull? I'd say we'd have about as much chance as driving 1,000 jackrabbits.
Durn.
I never thought I'd have to ranger against anything meaner than a comanche.
Them damn cows are meaner by far.
lord almighty! Bull.
Deets,if you don't mind,would you please grab one of those pack mules and put ranger spoon's saddle on it? are you Mr.
Fogg? Yes,sir.
This a piece of worthless foolery,captain.
The mexicans steal half our cattle anyway.
That piece does nothing about it.
Now he wants us to give them 1,000 more? State of texas means to pay for them,sir.
We got legal ious.
Not good enough.
Cash money would be good enough.
Come back with cash money,I'll deliver 1,000 head myself.
Well,we ain't got cash.
Would you know of a man named richard king? Governor pease seemed to feel that he might be willing to help us.
I expect dick's around here somewhere, branding every calf his vaqueros can get a rope on,just as I am.
But dick didn't get where he is giving away cattle.
Well,he wouldn't be giving them away.
We told you,the state of texas will pay.
If the state of texas survives.
Hell,dick king's ranch may be the state of texas someday.
'Course,it's a free country so far.
You want to try dick,go and try him.
There's a kind of a half-town by the rio grande,south a-ways.
owned by a french couple.
Dick stays there some.
likes the whiskeyand women.
This town have a name? It's called lonesome dove.
Who told that fella he could have those cattle he's branding? They're wild cattle.
Anyone who wants to brand one can do it,if he can catch the calf.
If that's all it takes to be a rancher,then me and you could be ranchers.
Well,where'd we put 'em if we caught 'em? We don't even own these horses,much less land for a ranch.
We been rangering for the state of texas for most of our lives,woodrow.
All we own's our saddles and our guns.
I might want to be rich someday.
Might want to own a mansion or keep a fancy mistress.
Well,I ain't saying we gotta ranger forever, but,right now,we got a job to do.
What's that critter there,lee? It's big,whatever it is.
What's wrong with you fellas? Ain't you ever seen a land shark before? That one's monster big and he's headed right for us! I'm dick king.
You must be the ranger boys who were hoping to get some fool to loan you a thousand cattle to take to some old slaver who has no interest in cattle and who will kill inish scull whenever it pleases him to do so.
That's us,sir.
What's got you men looking so jumpy? Oh,it's that land shark.
Wallowin' in the river down a way.
Now,our work's on the prairie.
We're rarely required to deal with aquatic monsters.
Eh,you must be mccrae! I heard you were a jester.
Yonder land shark is one of madame therese wanz's blue pigs.
Now,if you were to harm one of her pigs,you'd have to flee the country, which,of course,you could do from here just by trotting across that river right there.
yeah,I got him now! Now that's my bullsolomon.
You won't find his equal in america.
Uh,I have a letter from the governor.
Thank you.
My,my! Oh,no.
Pardon me.
Well,I wish you'd read it before you let it get wet.
I apologize.
I don't normally throw letters into the river, particularly not if they're from high potentates like ed pease.
But I have no intention of wasting any cattle on this scheme to rescue inish scull,who's a competent man.
Ought to be able to rescue himself.
Heard there's a town somewhere near here,Mr.
King.
I'm mighty dry.
Yes,sir.
Lonesome dove.
There's an excellent saloon.
All it lacks is a roof.
I recommend the brandy.
16,17,18,19,20,21,22 do you know what day it is,captain? I know what day it is.
lonesome dove Hell,this ain't a town.
No,but it's a nice-size clearing.
You could put a town in it.
I expect those french folks are hoping the cattle business'll pick up.
I only see one frenchman so far.
He's dead drunk.
xavier! Xavier,vite! Vite! The customers arrive! The tablecloths! The brandys! Hell,the fella's puttin' tablecloths on all them tables.
Why would he bother with a tablecloth when he ain't even got a roof! You'd have to ask him that,lee.
I suppose they order things different in france.
Monsieur uh,I think she wants your slicker,captain mccrae.
Durn.
merci.
First,the brandys,then the hairs off.
Hairs off?! You think she means to scalp us? Voila.
I think she just wants to give us haircuts.
And if they ain't too expensive,I plan to invest in one.
Myself,I'll invest in a brandy or two.
hey,hey,watchwatch it.
The brandy's good,yeah? Bonjour,mon petite! How are you? How you doing,darlin'? xavier.
Now,why would they call this place lonesome dove? Hell,there's a dove everywhere you look.
Well,I can tell you the origin of that misnomer.
There was a traveling preacher,herman winsorst, who used to wander through this border country.
I knew him.
Well.
Now,herman stopped in this clearing, and he preached a sermon to a bunch of vaqueros one day, but while he was preaching,a dove lit on a limb above him.
And ol' herman took that as a holy omen, because he decided to stop wandering and start up a town.
Where is he now? Well,in heaven I expect.
Ol' herman preached his last sermon five years ago.
Thought he had a nice crowd of vaqueros one day, but,in fact,it was ahumado and some of his men who stopped to listen.
Soon as herman said "amen," they shot him.
Dead.
And they took everything he had.
But they still call it lonesome dove.
Yes,sir.
The preacher's gone,but the name stuck.
That's curious,ain't it,what sticks and what don'T.
where's your carpenters,darling? They leave.
That way.
They're afraid your bull might get them.
Or the pigs.
Nonsense.
Now,that bull wouldn't harm a kitten.
Now,those carpenters were here not more than an hour ago.
I don't see how the wanzes are ever gonna get a roof on this place if the damn carpenters keep runnin' away.
Well,if they're that close,famous shoes can round 'em up and bring 'em back.
Not my turn for a haircut yet,anyway.
You must be the carpenters.
We be.
Well,those french folks are eager to have you back at work.
And so's Mr.
King.
Now,if you come back with us,we'll try to protect you from the bull.
- what do you got? - Straight.
Aw,come on! Lucky lee.
damn,that was a shock.
never had a hair cut out of my nose before.
that damn bull of yours nearly got us all,Mr.
King.
The proximity of all them mexican heifers.
Stir 'em up.
Salut.
if more folks knew they could be fed like this, lonesome dove would be a town in no time.
When we're through rangering,I might move here myself.
Move here and do what? I don't know yet,but I might soon think of something.
Dick king's a rough ol' cob,but he's right about us.
Governor sent us on a fool's errand.
Got no cattle,we ain't gonna get any, and we couldn't drive 'em to mexico even if we had 'em.
Besides,it's fly season.
What? Fly season.
A thousand cattle would attract a million flies,which is more than I care to swat.
why don't we just go get captain scull away from ahumado ourselves.
We could do it.
I'm game if you are.
It's about time we made something of ourselves.
Buffalo hump's held the plains ever since we been rangers,and we never whipped him.
And ahumado's held the border,and we never whipped him either.
Now,that's poor work,in my book.
You ought to give up and open a store if you feel that low about it.
There's need for a store now that the forsythes are dead.
You could marry maggie while you're at it.
I don't want to run a store.
And I don't want to marry,either.
We rarely agree,woodrow but we do agree about mexico.
I'm restless.
Let's go tonight.
It's a fine moon.
you think we should tell 'em we're leaving them to their fate? no.
It'll just spook 'em.
All they have to do is find their way back to austin.
I thought you didn't care for mexico,famous shoes.
I have a duty to three birds and his family.
He's not like the other comanche.
He was once my friend.
I need to find his remains and give him a proper burial.
We're planning to travel fast.
Well,if you yet ain't noticed,he's mostly in front of us,woodrow.
He'll keep up.
I know I can't do much,but I'd like to go with my captains.
Now,you got it turned around,deets.
It's not that you can't do much,it's that you can do too much.
You see what we're leaving you with,don't you? Fine men,but rank incompetents mostly.
You're the one who can cook and build fires or dress wounds or find bee trees, or all those useful skills.
You're the only man who'll be able to get 'em back to austin without us.
Well,if that's the way it is,captains,I'll be happy to get the boys home.
Yes,sir.
Going to get captain scull.
Calm down,stove.
At least they left us someplace.
You may consider this someplace,but I don'T.
she was the best wife and yet she produced a bad son i heard blue duck raids along the arkansas river with a band of half-breeds now that his mother is gone if he ever comes back,i'll kill him the spider who hides has bit you.
This is bad.
If you tell anyone,I will cut your throat.
Soon your leg will begin to rot.
People will smell it.
Someone might have a grudge.
Someone might want to kill you.
I cannot cure you.
No one can cure me.
Everyone in the camp would like to kill me including you.
In the south,there's a tree of medicines.
If you can make it there,the tree might save you.
Then keep my secret today.
By tomorrow it won't matter.
when I put men in a cage or in this pit, soon they find they want to die.
But I have put you in my cage and in my pit and you still don't want to die.
I don't for a fact.
And I don't intend to die anytime soon.
I was once like you.
Nothing could make me want to die.
My rangers will be along with my ransom any day now.
They're not coming.
My cattle are too wild for the texans.
No aces.
That damn lee hitch stole every one of 'em.
I mean to give him a good licking when we get back to town.
what's wrong with you? I wish you'd talk more,woodrow.
You don't talk enough to keep my mind off of gloomy topics.
Like? Like billy coleman,our old pard.
This is the first time in over ten years that we've gone rangering without billy.
Now,if he were here, I'd have somebody to help me complain,you'd be more comfortable.
I hate a thing like death.
Well,everybody does,I expect.
Yeah.
Folks don't always get to do what they intend.
Billy had n it imind to be a carpenter,only he couldn't drive a nail.
He was only a fair shot,too,yet he survived a lot of scrapes.
Well,you're only a fair shot yourself,woodrow.
Now me,I'm a fine shot,and yet I might be the next to die for all we know.
Rangers oughtn't to marry.
Have to leave their womenfolk for too long a spell,things like that raid can happen.
Things like that happen married or not.
I just said what I believe.
Rangering ain't a settled life.
I expect bill'd be alive if hadn't have married.
Well,then I guess it's bad news for maggie if that's the way you feel.
gracias.
Gracias,gracias.
Gracias,senora.
Ahumado salido.
Gone away? Where? to the south.
so my rival's gone.
a durn horned toad would have a hard time making it in this country,woodrow.
There are many tracks all going south.
Everyone is leaving the yellow cliffs.
Did captain scull make any of the tracks? No.
We better get a move on then.
- - si.
Si.
Gracias.
on a boat like a bird on the wing.
"Onward!" The sailors cry.
deets,the nice man who cooks for the rangers,he done the flowers.
Then I'm much obliged to him.
When I see a bunch of the boys ride in, I always think my billy would be with them.
I don't see captains mccrae or call.
They usually lead the pack.
Well,man,where are your captains? I snuck off in the night.
Just took a tracker.
I believe they thought to slip in and bring out captain scull quiet-like.
If he's alive to bring out.
You men go on south.
Yes,sir.
Mr.
Deets.
Ma'am? I want to thank you for the care you've taken of my parents' graves.
They're lovely.
Blue bonnets were my mother's favorite.
Oh,no trouble,ma'am.
No trouble at all.
Cap'n mccrae tell me,"please keep them nice.
" How is captain mccrae? Oh,he's fine,ma'am.
Real fine.
Uh,last time I see him,he was sipping whiskey.
that's my ranger.
- Thank you,pearl.
- Good-bye.
Hello,miss forsythe.
I told you once to call me clara,and I meant it.
Yes,thank you,clara.
And you must call me maggie.
It's repleasua .
I'm glad to see you that you survived,maggie.
You and your precious cargo.
Yes.
I hid under the smokehouse like woodrow told me to.
It's lonely for you I know waiting for your man.
It'd be bad enough if I was certain he was my man, but with woodrow call,it's hard to know.
Well,maybe your precious cargo will help convince him,maggie.
ahumado.
They're from parrot.
Parrot must have driven the black vaquero off this cliff.
Why would a bird do that? Parrot is more than a bird.
Before men came out of the earth,parrot ruled.
Now men rule.
Parrot has not forgiven.
looks like a cougar got her.
No cougar.
It was jaguar who killed the old woman.
I have found my friend.
I can make a fine burial scaffolds for him.
I'll help you bury him if you want us to once we know what's what with the captain.
I'll look up on those caves and stand guard with famous shoes in case that jaguar shows.
On a boat,bird on the wing "onward!" The sailors cry that's captain.
Know that yankee voice anywhere.
like a bird on the wing good lord,woodrow.
what do you suppose Mrs.
Scull's gonna say when we bring him back like this? I don't know and I don't care.
Far as I can tell,woodrow,that's the captain's problem,not ours.
Well,maybe.
Once you've been out of that pit for a few days,his his mind will come back from wherever it's wandered off to.
What I do know is,once we get the captain back to austin, I plan to stay as far away as I can get from that she-bear wife of his.
just fine.
how much longer you expect it'll be,pearl? I don't know how much longer I I don't know how much more I can stand.
you're nearly there,just one more push.
One more push,here we go.
here we go.
That's it.
Here we go.
maggie,you've a son.
Here he is,mag.
As fine-looking a boy as there ever was.
makes me wish I had one of my own.
oh,maybe you will soon,clara.
I want to find three bird's family,and tell them I found him.
Treat him in the comanche way.
Well,good luck to you,then.
But don't be gone from austin too long.
Keep 'em coming.
Don't make me break my count.
I'm tempted to hang a man who makes me break my count.
Keep 'em coming.
I see you found your man.
I hear he's mighty jumpy even when he's not in the saddle.
Appears that way,sir.
Well,you're a persistent fella,captain call.
Now,you two strike me as able men.
I'm in the process of putting together a million-acre ranch in this part of the country, and I could use able men.
Well,what would we mostly do,sir? Fight mexicans.
They still seem to think they own this part of the country and the cattle on it,too.
I mean to disabuse them of that notion over time.
You boys could certainly help.
I expect I could offer triple what the state of texas is paying you.
Well,we appreciate the offer,Mr.
King.
Yup.
Comanche's ain't beat.
Either are the kiowa or the apache.
Who would fight for the settlers if you hired us away from the state of texas? I'm not a do-gooder,captain.
When's the last time you had a sip of whiskey,mccrae? Too long.
Well,a man needs his grog.
I'm damn surly myself when deprived of grog.
Make a stop at lonesome dove.
I'm sure therese'd be happy to take a pair of scissors to your captain there, and you two can have your fill of whiskey and consider my offer.
I sometimes think it's the surprise elements in life that keeps us going,gentlemen.
And just last week I was in a filthy pit,being irritated by vermin of every description.
And now here I am,a week later drinking a finer grade of brandy Than I expected to find in south texas.
Being barbered by A beautiful-breasted french woman.
Which is the best kind of french woman,I can assure you.
Monsieur,stop the wiggles,please! I don't want to cut you.
speed bonny boat like a bird on a wing "onward!" The sailors cry carry the lad that's born to be king over the sea to sky so,you're gonna deliver me back to austin,gentlemen? After all,I now know the ways of the flea.
When you're not looking,I may just pop off and disappear.
Well,we'll always be looking,captain.
What about you,mccrae? I suspect you tucked my wife in the boot closet.
Isn't that correct? Sir? He wears a guilty look about him,doesn't he,captain call? And this dick king who thinks he's going to poach you two from the state of texas, he's got to think again.
There's a civil war brewing.
Half the troops down this way will be fighting brother against brother.
You're two of the best this fine old state's got.
You and mccrae aren't going anywhere.
If there is a war,captain,what will you do? Yankees will need experienced men.
I expect I'll join the fray.
Let the warring start,yes? I've still got time to get home to take a buggy whip to my wife.
A pleasure I intend to pursue vigorously.
Maybe they'll be home soon,clara.
gus mccrae says to me, "I have to leave,but I'll be back for sure by friday.
" Well,that's one thing.
I can get by till friday,I expect.
It's these uncertain absences I just don't seem to be able to handle.
I know,it's hard.
I keep looking for them to appear,and then they don'T.
gimme this fella.
Yeah? All right.
Gimme this little fella.
There he is.
Hello I named him newton.
After my grandfather.
We can call him newt.
I wish woodrow had been here to help me decide.
But I asked jake,and jake,he seemed to like newt.
I haven't noticed any meanness yet in Mr.
Jake spoon.
Oh,jake's been a-a real help to me.
I don't know how good a man he is,but he likes a laugh now and then,which is more than I can say for your woodrow.
Woodrow don't laugh much.
Or help much either,for that matter.
You still love him.
Yes,ma'am.
And now there's newt.
i have seen you before you are the kickapoo who tracks i found the body of three birds and buried hime in the comanche way the cholera came to our camp there are no people anywhere now is buffalo hump alive? he has gone north looking for buffalo what about kicking wolf? kicking wolf is alive,too you ask too many questions leave us alone Gussie! Gus! Gussie! Clara,honey when I heard your voice calling my name,I was sure it must be a dream.
You ain't asleep,gussie.
It's me,all right.
Bob allen,eh he catches me kissing his wife he'll for sure give me a licking.
Even if I was married,I guess I could still kiss my friends if I want to.
But the fact of the matter is,I have yet to plight my troth,to be fancy about it.
Gus I don't have a husband.
I'm not married.
If that's the truth,honey,it's the best news I've heard in months.
I should have never believed inez.
- She had me thinking - inez? Inez scull? And just what did she happen to say,and why were you around to hear it? She came into the governor's office while we were getting orders from the governor.
She gave me to understand that you and bob allen had gotten married.
And you believed her?! I had no reason not to.
Oh,gus,common sense would've been a reason not to.
I wouldn't do such a thing without telling you first.
Inez scull was just angling for a little sport.
I have no doubt she got some,miss forsythe.
That's inez's way.
What she angles for,she usually gets.
Clara,I thought that I'll give you that to think about,if you want to think,gus mccrae.
I booked a seat on the galveston stage,and I mean to take it.
- But clara - no "buts" about it,gus.
- Clara,I don't care for inez - don't talk to me,I said! I'll keep my love for you where it's always been,in my heart.
If you talk to me right now,I will rip that love right out.
Bye.
why,the fool! What's he hopping for? Sometimes he thinks he's A a flea,ma'am.
It's hard to explain.
You lied to me.
You told me clara was married,and she ain'T.
Why,surely you could see through my little deception,captain mccrae.
All's fair,love and war.
why should I let you waste yourself on that whey-faced shop girl? whoa,here,now! Hello,my dear.
On your back,as usual,I see.
well,I suppose we're free to do as we please now,ain't we,woodrow? Yeah,I guess so.
Me,I'm gonna go find myself a saloon and open it.
If it ain't open already.
to be continued
Forsythe! the dead them's the lucky ones.
Don't say that,pearl! No,maggie I'm ruined.
Bill won't have me now.
And it's my fault.
He give me a gun to kill myself with.
But they was on me too quick.
Five of them was at me,maggie.
All right.
Oh,I'm shamed forever.
it gets lonely not having no woman to hold onto when you bunk down at night.
That's why I turn to patrol at night.
I don't bunk too much.
I don't know that little maggie tilton well, but I do know she wasn't meant to be no whore.
She was meant to be a wife.
That's my view,too,woodrow.
So the sooner you give up and marry her,the happier me and billy will be.
Amen.
I didn't know I was put on this earth to make the two of you happy, I do miss my pearl,though.
they're shooting,men! Comanches for sure! hey,hey,hey,hold on,hold on.
I know this old pup.
Hey,this is howler-- this is that old bear hunter's dog.
Lookee there.
Ben lilly.
Bet that old scamp has killed a bruin.
There you are,famous shoes.
Any word on scull? I remember scull.
Took him on a hunt once in a canebrake.
He wounded a big old boar bear and went in right after him.
Not every man will run into a canebrake like scull did.
We need more recent news.
Ahumado has scull in a pit.
He wants a ransom for him.
Ben lilly and I have mostly been burying people.
There's no shortage of burial work between here and austin.
Not since the raid.
What raid? What raid? Buffalo hump came raiding with 600 warriors.
Maybe more.
Buried ten dead yesterday.
People trying to farm where they oughtn't to farm.
They killed most of the settlers along the brazos and the trinity.
Then they hit austin.
Killed lots of people.
Burned lots of buildings.
Stole thousands of horses.
Oh,god.
What if they killed my pearl? Would you lead us back to austin by the quickest way? I ain't waiting,captain.
I'm going right now.
Whoa,whoa,whoa,bill.
Hold your horse.
Listen to me we'll get you back as quick as we can.
But our horses are poorly now.
He's right,billy¡ª if we push these nags too hard we'll most of us be walking back to austin.
yellow cliffs northern mexico do you like my pit? I preferred my cage,frankly.
Fewer vermin.
Better view.
You made too much noise up there.
You might have made parrot angry.
I would anyway,if I get the chance to have a word with parrot.
I speak parrot,you know.
I've asked the texans for a ransom.
But my snakes might get you before it arrives.
No,these snakes are pets.
It's the flea population that I'd rather be rid of.
if the texans don't bring the ransom I might have at you myself.
galveston harbor I've just got to tell you straight,clara.
There's no way to sugarcoat it.
Buffalo hump hit austin.
The store's burnt down.
Your ma and pa are dead.
And I'm sorry.
what about the rangers? Did any of them get killed? Three of the town rangers,I believe.
Your friend,captain mccrae,was gone.
He was hunting captain scull.
I'm so sorry,clara.
you got no reason to stay in austin,now,clara.
The store's gone.
Stores can be rebuilt.
The store wasn'lye ont th thing I had in austin.
I wish you'd let me take you to nebraska.
Keep you safe.
Safe.
There's indians and sickness and bad luck everywhere.
How can anybody feel safe? I wish you'd marry me,clara.
Oh,bob I thank you for your offer.
And I take it seriously.
I do.
But I need time.
Time to get over my own pa.
Of course.
I won't make you wait forever.
If I promise that you'll have my answer within a year will that seem worth the wait? Well,of course it would,clara.
You know I'd wait for you.
Give me time to get a house built,just in case you say yes.
"Down to a sunless sea.
" And mid this tumult,kubla heard from far ancestral voices prophesizing war.
The ransom better come quick.
El jefe,he's not patient.
He may let me skin you yet.
bible and sword! My skinner died of that snakebite.
Well,he was something of a fool,wasn't he? Yes.
He was a fool.
But he was my fool.
Pearl must be a mighty good cook for him to take on this bad.
For all we know,she's safe.
I've et pearl's cooking.
It was only fair.
I suspect it was the poking that billy's most interested in.
What? The poking.
Yeah,well,you would think that.
Well,the big ladies,they're they're a pleasure to poke.
What is it,deets? Mr.
Coleman,he gone.
Oh,dear lord.
Oh,dear lord.
Oh,please god.
Not my pearly.
Not my pearly.
Pearly.
Pearly! Pearly! Thank god you're alive! Oh,thank god! Oh you might be wasting your thanks,bill.
Honey,don't say that.
I rode all night and all day to get here.
They done me.
And you wasn't here to protect me.
I had arrows in me,but not deep enough to kill me.
And I lost our baby.
I was so scared.
Did,did they,pearly,did they? I couldn't get to that gun you left me in time.
So I'm ruined now,billy.
I can't be a wife to you no more.
better blow out your lamp and get to sleep,pearly.
Billy.
It's come to me.
If you quit the rangers,you never have to be gone ever again, and I know just what you could do for a living.
I don't have the faintest notion of how to do anything but rangering.
All right.
Tell me what you're thinking and then let'S let's get on to bed.
Our preacher got killed in the raid.
And his wife,too.
I know for a fact you'd be a fine preacher once you got the hang of it.
Pearly,I can't read.
And the only verse I know is that one about the green pastures,and even that one'S cloudy in my mind.
Well,i can read.
I can read you the text in the morning before church and then you can preach on it.
I swear,honey,I don't know where you got such a notion.
Besides,them boy's would laugh me outta town if I was to put myself up to be a preacher.
Would you help me off with my boots,pearly? I swear I'm tired to the bone.
oh,no.
oh,no.
billy Stow! Get ready! No.
Nooh,no why would he do that,deets? Probably something to do with the missus,Mr.
P.
And the comanches.
I was so scared.
Did they? Trouble you? No,no.
I hid under the smokehouse like you told me, and there was a snake under there, but he didn't bother me at all.
There's no need to worry about miss forsythe,captain mccrae.
She's safe in galveston with her aunt and uncle.
And her friend,uh,Mr.
Allen.
Oh,I expect that miss forsythe and Mr.
Allen are more than friends now.
They had a matrimonial look about them when they left.
Now,I know you men just got back from a pointless trip,and,uh and you've had a bad shock.
But there is the urgent matter of captain scull that needs tending.
That scoundrel ahumado has captain scull.
He's offered to trade him for a thousand cattle.
Delivered in 30 days.
Now,the legislature when it gets its wits together,will vote up the money to pay for the cattle.
But somebody's got to convince the south texas ranchers to yield 'em up on credit.
It may not be an easy task,captains.
Easy? Why,richard king's the biggest rancher in texas.
I'd like to hear what richard king has to say when these two rangers ride in and ask him to spare a thousand head of cattle to rescue my husband, whom he cordially detests.
We'll go if we're sent,sir.
For right now,we've got the sad task of burying ranger long bill coleman.
Well,of course,captain.
I merely wanted to make you aware of the situation.
Captain mccrae,can you spare a moment? Ma'am? I have a bureau that's too heavy to move.
Bingham's wounded,and my yellow gal got taken by comanches, so I'm short of hands,and I would like to move my bureau.
It will just take a moment.
Right against the wall.
Lovely.
That will be all,ben.
Mrs.
Scull? Mm-hmm? Did miss forsythe actually say that she aimed to marry bob allen? Well,women don't actually need to make speeches when they've decided to have a fella.
I'll show you how it works.
Ma'am.
Now,now.
Don't be contrary,captain mccrae.
Clara forsythe is gone.
But I am here.
- ma'am.
- Captain.
we'll need to caulk this coffin, or else the worms and maggots will be at billy in no time.
The hardware store burned down.
I doubt you'll find anything to caulk it with.
Billy coleman was a fine feller, and he deserves better than to be all bloated up with screwworms, and ain't been in his grave two days.
Will you stop talking about worms and maggots and screwworms eating bill coleman? It might be bill's up in heaven.
Yep.
Maybe bill's up in heaven by now.
Playing a harp,ikey.
I don't know nothing about heaven,but I do know about worms and varmints.
All right,shut up! You just shut up before I strangle you! It's too fine and sunny a day to be dying, but our old pard long bill coleman died despite the sunshine.
That's a harsh fact.
I recall he liked the scripture about the green pastures.
Well,it's spring now,and lots of sweet,green grass will be growing over him.
It's good-bye today to a damn good ranger.
It's our baby.
He's kicking.
I'll bet you kicked aplenty when you were in the place he's in.
How do you know it's a he? I doubt a girl baby could kick that hard.
I wonder what long bill was thinking there at the end.
You can wonder all you want,but we'll never know.
That's one puzzle.
Another one is why would clara marry bob allen,and not me? What the hell's wrong with you? Maggie thinks that baby she's carrying is mine.
Well,I have no doubt that she's right.
Well,I admire maggie.
I really do.
She's been good to me.
But she's a whore.
How can a whore know which man gave her a baby? Maggie has been good to you,woodrow.
And if you were a generous man,you'd give her the benefit of the doubt.
But how can she know? That's my question.
How can she know? Do something normal for once in your life,woodrow.
Marry maggie.
Hell,if I didn't have such a love for clara forsythe,I'd marry maggie.
I'd turn her head,and I'd take her right away from you.
And I wouldn't give a thought to who fathered the baby.
You're one of the luckiest men in austin,or probably in all of texas, and you don't even realize it.
I suppose you would just.
What do you think,deets? I think bluebonnets are mighty pretty flowers.
All right.
you should cut that man's tongue out.
He may be calling the great snake who lives in the mountain.
There's no great snake in that mountain.
Scull sings to keep up his spirits.
He could be calling parrot.
He could even be calling jaguar.
What if jaguar comes? yesterday you killed a horse that didn't belong to you you tried to jump a gully the horse broke both its front legs the horse was lazy and stupid and you beat the new captive when i told you to leave her alone she's a disobedient slave why shouldn't beat her? because that's the women's job you cause too much trouble here i want you to leave the band leave the band? you've been rude and disobedient your whole life if you stay here one day i will lose patience and kill you you can take five horses.
but go and go now we'll see who kills who,old man i would not want a son who hates me as much as he hates you you believe i'm in danger from that whelp? that boy is reckless i doubt he'll last long enough to be a threat to me This damn shrubbery gets any thicker, we'll have to turn into armadillos just to get through it.
Well,famous shoes is looking for a clear route.
Expect he'll report pretty soon.
well,she don't look too friendly.
She gored my horse! What will I ride? Take one of the pack mules.
They make decent mounts.
Does anything feel wrong to you,woodrow? I mean,ain't these the very cattle that we're supposed to drive to mexico and pay for scull? I'd say we'd have about as much chance as driving 1,000 jackrabbits.
Durn.
I never thought I'd have to ranger against anything meaner than a comanche.
Them damn cows are meaner by far.
lord almighty! Bull.
Deets,if you don't mind,would you please grab one of those pack mules and put ranger spoon's saddle on it? are you Mr.
Fogg? Yes,sir.
This a piece of worthless foolery,captain.
The mexicans steal half our cattle anyway.
That piece does nothing about it.
Now he wants us to give them 1,000 more? State of texas means to pay for them,sir.
We got legal ious.
Not good enough.
Cash money would be good enough.
Come back with cash money,I'll deliver 1,000 head myself.
Well,we ain't got cash.
Would you know of a man named richard king? Governor pease seemed to feel that he might be willing to help us.
I expect dick's around here somewhere, branding every calf his vaqueros can get a rope on,just as I am.
But dick didn't get where he is giving away cattle.
Well,he wouldn't be giving them away.
We told you,the state of texas will pay.
If the state of texas survives.
Hell,dick king's ranch may be the state of texas someday.
'Course,it's a free country so far.
You want to try dick,go and try him.
There's a kind of a half-town by the rio grande,south a-ways.
owned by a french couple.
Dick stays there some.
likes the whiskeyand women.
This town have a name? It's called lonesome dove.
Who told that fella he could have those cattle he's branding? They're wild cattle.
Anyone who wants to brand one can do it,if he can catch the calf.
If that's all it takes to be a rancher,then me and you could be ranchers.
Well,where'd we put 'em if we caught 'em? We don't even own these horses,much less land for a ranch.
We been rangering for the state of texas for most of our lives,woodrow.
All we own's our saddles and our guns.
I might want to be rich someday.
Might want to own a mansion or keep a fancy mistress.
Well,I ain't saying we gotta ranger forever, but,right now,we got a job to do.
What's that critter there,lee? It's big,whatever it is.
What's wrong with you fellas? Ain't you ever seen a land shark before? That one's monster big and he's headed right for us! I'm dick king.
You must be the ranger boys who were hoping to get some fool to loan you a thousand cattle to take to some old slaver who has no interest in cattle and who will kill inish scull whenever it pleases him to do so.
That's us,sir.
What's got you men looking so jumpy? Oh,it's that land shark.
Wallowin' in the river down a way.
Now,our work's on the prairie.
We're rarely required to deal with aquatic monsters.
Eh,you must be mccrae! I heard you were a jester.
Yonder land shark is one of madame therese wanz's blue pigs.
Now,if you were to harm one of her pigs,you'd have to flee the country, which,of course,you could do from here just by trotting across that river right there.
yeah,I got him now! Now that's my bullsolomon.
You won't find his equal in america.
Uh,I have a letter from the governor.
Thank you.
My,my! Oh,no.
Pardon me.
Well,I wish you'd read it before you let it get wet.
I apologize.
I don't normally throw letters into the river, particularly not if they're from high potentates like ed pease.
But I have no intention of wasting any cattle on this scheme to rescue inish scull,who's a competent man.
Ought to be able to rescue himself.
Heard there's a town somewhere near here,Mr.
King.
I'm mighty dry.
Yes,sir.
Lonesome dove.
There's an excellent saloon.
All it lacks is a roof.
I recommend the brandy.
16,17,18,19,20,21,22 do you know what day it is,captain? I know what day it is.
lonesome dove Hell,this ain't a town.
No,but it's a nice-size clearing.
You could put a town in it.
I expect those french folks are hoping the cattle business'll pick up.
I only see one frenchman so far.
He's dead drunk.
xavier! Xavier,vite! Vite! The customers arrive! The tablecloths! The brandys! Hell,the fella's puttin' tablecloths on all them tables.
Why would he bother with a tablecloth when he ain't even got a roof! You'd have to ask him that,lee.
I suppose they order things different in france.
Monsieur uh,I think she wants your slicker,captain mccrae.
Durn.
merci.
First,the brandys,then the hairs off.
Hairs off?! You think she means to scalp us? Voila.
I think she just wants to give us haircuts.
And if they ain't too expensive,I plan to invest in one.
Myself,I'll invest in a brandy or two.
hey,hey,watchwatch it.
The brandy's good,yeah? Bonjour,mon petite! How are you? How you doing,darlin'? xavier.
Now,why would they call this place lonesome dove? Hell,there's a dove everywhere you look.
Well,I can tell you the origin of that misnomer.
There was a traveling preacher,herman winsorst, who used to wander through this border country.
I knew him.
Well.
Now,herman stopped in this clearing, and he preached a sermon to a bunch of vaqueros one day, but while he was preaching,a dove lit on a limb above him.
And ol' herman took that as a holy omen, because he decided to stop wandering and start up a town.
Where is he now? Well,in heaven I expect.
Ol' herman preached his last sermon five years ago.
Thought he had a nice crowd of vaqueros one day, but,in fact,it was ahumado and some of his men who stopped to listen.
Soon as herman said "amen," they shot him.
Dead.
And they took everything he had.
But they still call it lonesome dove.
Yes,sir.
The preacher's gone,but the name stuck.
That's curious,ain't it,what sticks and what don'T.
where's your carpenters,darling? They leave.
That way.
They're afraid your bull might get them.
Or the pigs.
Nonsense.
Now,that bull wouldn't harm a kitten.
Now,those carpenters were here not more than an hour ago.
I don't see how the wanzes are ever gonna get a roof on this place if the damn carpenters keep runnin' away.
Well,if they're that close,famous shoes can round 'em up and bring 'em back.
Not my turn for a haircut yet,anyway.
You must be the carpenters.
We be.
Well,those french folks are eager to have you back at work.
And so's Mr.
King.
Now,if you come back with us,we'll try to protect you from the bull.
- what do you got? - Straight.
Aw,come on! Lucky lee.
damn,that was a shock.
never had a hair cut out of my nose before.
that damn bull of yours nearly got us all,Mr.
King.
The proximity of all them mexican heifers.
Stir 'em up.
Salut.
if more folks knew they could be fed like this, lonesome dove would be a town in no time.
When we're through rangering,I might move here myself.
Move here and do what? I don't know yet,but I might soon think of something.
Dick king's a rough ol' cob,but he's right about us.
Governor sent us on a fool's errand.
Got no cattle,we ain't gonna get any, and we couldn't drive 'em to mexico even if we had 'em.
Besides,it's fly season.
What? Fly season.
A thousand cattle would attract a million flies,which is more than I care to swat.
why don't we just go get captain scull away from ahumado ourselves.
We could do it.
I'm game if you are.
It's about time we made something of ourselves.
Buffalo hump's held the plains ever since we been rangers,and we never whipped him.
And ahumado's held the border,and we never whipped him either.
Now,that's poor work,in my book.
You ought to give up and open a store if you feel that low about it.
There's need for a store now that the forsythes are dead.
You could marry maggie while you're at it.
I don't want to run a store.
And I don't want to marry,either.
We rarely agree,woodrow but we do agree about mexico.
I'm restless.
Let's go tonight.
It's a fine moon.
you think we should tell 'em we're leaving them to their fate? no.
It'll just spook 'em.
All they have to do is find their way back to austin.
I thought you didn't care for mexico,famous shoes.
I have a duty to three birds and his family.
He's not like the other comanche.
He was once my friend.
I need to find his remains and give him a proper burial.
We're planning to travel fast.
Well,if you yet ain't noticed,he's mostly in front of us,woodrow.
He'll keep up.
I know I can't do much,but I'd like to go with my captains.
Now,you got it turned around,deets.
It's not that you can't do much,it's that you can do too much.
You see what we're leaving you with,don't you? Fine men,but rank incompetents mostly.
You're the one who can cook and build fires or dress wounds or find bee trees, or all those useful skills.
You're the only man who'll be able to get 'em back to austin without us.
Well,if that's the way it is,captains,I'll be happy to get the boys home.
Yes,sir.
Going to get captain scull.
Calm down,stove.
At least they left us someplace.
You may consider this someplace,but I don'T.
she was the best wife and yet she produced a bad son i heard blue duck raids along the arkansas river with a band of half-breeds now that his mother is gone if he ever comes back,i'll kill him the spider who hides has bit you.
This is bad.
If you tell anyone,I will cut your throat.
Soon your leg will begin to rot.
People will smell it.
Someone might have a grudge.
Someone might want to kill you.
I cannot cure you.
No one can cure me.
Everyone in the camp would like to kill me including you.
In the south,there's a tree of medicines.
If you can make it there,the tree might save you.
Then keep my secret today.
By tomorrow it won't matter.
when I put men in a cage or in this pit, soon they find they want to die.
But I have put you in my cage and in my pit and you still don't want to die.
I don't for a fact.
And I don't intend to die anytime soon.
I was once like you.
Nothing could make me want to die.
My rangers will be along with my ransom any day now.
They're not coming.
My cattle are too wild for the texans.
No aces.
That damn lee hitch stole every one of 'em.
I mean to give him a good licking when we get back to town.
what's wrong with you? I wish you'd talk more,woodrow.
You don't talk enough to keep my mind off of gloomy topics.
Like? Like billy coleman,our old pard.
This is the first time in over ten years that we've gone rangering without billy.
Now,if he were here, I'd have somebody to help me complain,you'd be more comfortable.
I hate a thing like death.
Well,everybody does,I expect.
Yeah.
Folks don't always get to do what they intend.
Billy had n it imind to be a carpenter,only he couldn't drive a nail.
He was only a fair shot,too,yet he survived a lot of scrapes.
Well,you're only a fair shot yourself,woodrow.
Now me,I'm a fine shot,and yet I might be the next to die for all we know.
Rangers oughtn't to marry.
Have to leave their womenfolk for too long a spell,things like that raid can happen.
Things like that happen married or not.
I just said what I believe.
Rangering ain't a settled life.
I expect bill'd be alive if hadn't have married.
Well,then I guess it's bad news for maggie if that's the way you feel.
gracias.
Gracias,gracias.
Gracias,senora.
Ahumado salido.
Gone away? Where? to the south.
so my rival's gone.
a durn horned toad would have a hard time making it in this country,woodrow.
There are many tracks all going south.
Everyone is leaving the yellow cliffs.
Did captain scull make any of the tracks? No.
We better get a move on then.
- - si.
Si.
Gracias.
on a boat like a bird on the wing.
"Onward!" The sailors cry.
deets,the nice man who cooks for the rangers,he done the flowers.
Then I'm much obliged to him.
When I see a bunch of the boys ride in, I always think my billy would be with them.
I don't see captains mccrae or call.
They usually lead the pack.
Well,man,where are your captains? I snuck off in the night.
Just took a tracker.
I believe they thought to slip in and bring out captain scull quiet-like.
If he's alive to bring out.
You men go on south.
Yes,sir.
Mr.
Deets.
Ma'am? I want to thank you for the care you've taken of my parents' graves.
They're lovely.
Blue bonnets were my mother's favorite.
Oh,no trouble,ma'am.
No trouble at all.
Cap'n mccrae tell me,"please keep them nice.
" How is captain mccrae? Oh,he's fine,ma'am.
Real fine.
Uh,last time I see him,he was sipping whiskey.
that's my ranger.
- Thank you,pearl.
- Good-bye.
Hello,miss forsythe.
I told you once to call me clara,and I meant it.
Yes,thank you,clara.
And you must call me maggie.
It's repleasua .
I'm glad to see you that you survived,maggie.
You and your precious cargo.
Yes.
I hid under the smokehouse like woodrow told me to.
It's lonely for you I know waiting for your man.
It'd be bad enough if I was certain he was my man, but with woodrow call,it's hard to know.
Well,maybe your precious cargo will help convince him,maggie.
ahumado.
They're from parrot.
Parrot must have driven the black vaquero off this cliff.
Why would a bird do that? Parrot is more than a bird.
Before men came out of the earth,parrot ruled.
Now men rule.
Parrot has not forgiven.
looks like a cougar got her.
No cougar.
It was jaguar who killed the old woman.
I have found my friend.
I can make a fine burial scaffolds for him.
I'll help you bury him if you want us to once we know what's what with the captain.
I'll look up on those caves and stand guard with famous shoes in case that jaguar shows.
On a boat,bird on the wing "onward!" The sailors cry that's captain.
Know that yankee voice anywhere.
like a bird on the wing good lord,woodrow.
what do you suppose Mrs.
Scull's gonna say when we bring him back like this? I don't know and I don't care.
Far as I can tell,woodrow,that's the captain's problem,not ours.
Well,maybe.
Once you've been out of that pit for a few days,his his mind will come back from wherever it's wandered off to.
What I do know is,once we get the captain back to austin, I plan to stay as far away as I can get from that she-bear wife of his.
just fine.
how much longer you expect it'll be,pearl? I don't know how much longer I I don't know how much more I can stand.
you're nearly there,just one more push.
One more push,here we go.
here we go.
That's it.
Here we go.
maggie,you've a son.
Here he is,mag.
As fine-looking a boy as there ever was.
makes me wish I had one of my own.
oh,maybe you will soon,clara.
I want to find three bird's family,and tell them I found him.
Treat him in the comanche way.
Well,good luck to you,then.
But don't be gone from austin too long.
Keep 'em coming.
Don't make me break my count.
I'm tempted to hang a man who makes me break my count.
Keep 'em coming.
I see you found your man.
I hear he's mighty jumpy even when he's not in the saddle.
Appears that way,sir.
Well,you're a persistent fella,captain call.
Now,you two strike me as able men.
I'm in the process of putting together a million-acre ranch in this part of the country, and I could use able men.
Well,what would we mostly do,sir? Fight mexicans.
They still seem to think they own this part of the country and the cattle on it,too.
I mean to disabuse them of that notion over time.
You boys could certainly help.
I expect I could offer triple what the state of texas is paying you.
Well,we appreciate the offer,Mr.
King.
Yup.
Comanche's ain't beat.
Either are the kiowa or the apache.
Who would fight for the settlers if you hired us away from the state of texas? I'm not a do-gooder,captain.
When's the last time you had a sip of whiskey,mccrae? Too long.
Well,a man needs his grog.
I'm damn surly myself when deprived of grog.
Make a stop at lonesome dove.
I'm sure therese'd be happy to take a pair of scissors to your captain there, and you two can have your fill of whiskey and consider my offer.
I sometimes think it's the surprise elements in life that keeps us going,gentlemen.
And just last week I was in a filthy pit,being irritated by vermin of every description.
And now here I am,a week later drinking a finer grade of brandy Than I expected to find in south texas.
Being barbered by A beautiful-breasted french woman.
Which is the best kind of french woman,I can assure you.
Monsieur,stop the wiggles,please! I don't want to cut you.
speed bonny boat like a bird on a wing "onward!" The sailors cry carry the lad that's born to be king over the sea to sky so,you're gonna deliver me back to austin,gentlemen? After all,I now know the ways of the flea.
When you're not looking,I may just pop off and disappear.
Well,we'll always be looking,captain.
What about you,mccrae? I suspect you tucked my wife in the boot closet.
Isn't that correct? Sir? He wears a guilty look about him,doesn't he,captain call? And this dick king who thinks he's going to poach you two from the state of texas, he's got to think again.
There's a civil war brewing.
Half the troops down this way will be fighting brother against brother.
You're two of the best this fine old state's got.
You and mccrae aren't going anywhere.
If there is a war,captain,what will you do? Yankees will need experienced men.
I expect I'll join the fray.
Let the warring start,yes? I've still got time to get home to take a buggy whip to my wife.
A pleasure I intend to pursue vigorously.
Maybe they'll be home soon,clara.
gus mccrae says to me, "I have to leave,but I'll be back for sure by friday.
" Well,that's one thing.
I can get by till friday,I expect.
It's these uncertain absences I just don't seem to be able to handle.
I know,it's hard.
I keep looking for them to appear,and then they don'T.
gimme this fella.
Yeah? All right.
Gimme this little fella.
There he is.
Hello I named him newton.
After my grandfather.
We can call him newt.
I wish woodrow had been here to help me decide.
But I asked jake,and jake,he seemed to like newt.
I haven't noticed any meanness yet in Mr.
Jake spoon.
Oh,jake's been a-a real help to me.
I don't know how good a man he is,but he likes a laugh now and then,which is more than I can say for your woodrow.
Woodrow don't laugh much.
Or help much either,for that matter.
You still love him.
Yes,ma'am.
And now there's newt.
i have seen you before you are the kickapoo who tracks i found the body of three birds and buried hime in the comanche way the cholera came to our camp there are no people anywhere now is buffalo hump alive? he has gone north looking for buffalo what about kicking wolf? kicking wolf is alive,too you ask too many questions leave us alone Gussie! Gus! Gussie! Clara,honey when I heard your voice calling my name,I was sure it must be a dream.
You ain't asleep,gussie.
It's me,all right.
Bob allen,eh he catches me kissing his wife he'll for sure give me a licking.
Even if I was married,I guess I could still kiss my friends if I want to.
But the fact of the matter is,I have yet to plight my troth,to be fancy about it.
Gus I don't have a husband.
I'm not married.
If that's the truth,honey,it's the best news I've heard in months.
I should have never believed inez.
- She had me thinking - inez? Inez scull? And just what did she happen to say,and why were you around to hear it? She came into the governor's office while we were getting orders from the governor.
She gave me to understand that you and bob allen had gotten married.
And you believed her?! I had no reason not to.
Oh,gus,common sense would've been a reason not to.
I wouldn't do such a thing without telling you first.
Inez scull was just angling for a little sport.
I have no doubt she got some,miss forsythe.
That's inez's way.
What she angles for,she usually gets.
Clara,I thought that I'll give you that to think about,if you want to think,gus mccrae.
I booked a seat on the galveston stage,and I mean to take it.
- But clara - no "buts" about it,gus.
- Clara,I don't care for inez - don't talk to me,I said! I'll keep my love for you where it's always been,in my heart.
If you talk to me right now,I will rip that love right out.
Bye.
why,the fool! What's he hopping for? Sometimes he thinks he's A a flea,ma'am.
It's hard to explain.
You lied to me.
You told me clara was married,and she ain'T.
Why,surely you could see through my little deception,captain mccrae.
All's fair,love and war.
why should I let you waste yourself on that whey-faced shop girl? whoa,here,now! Hello,my dear.
On your back,as usual,I see.
well,I suppose we're free to do as we please now,ain't we,woodrow? Yeah,I guess so.
Me,I'm gonna go find myself a saloon and open it.
If it ain't open already.
to be continued