Demon Lord, Retry! R (2019) s01e02 Episode Script
Golden Luna
[keys clacking]
[XX]
I wanted to follow your lead,
so I decided to make
a game of my own.
Uh, [XX] are you even
familiar with coding?
Wow!
You remember Orient City?
And [XXX] was there.
I helped you both.
[OONO] That's where
you're wrong, [XX].
[XXX] actually helped me,
while you sat there yapping.
I was the lubricant that kept
things moving smoothly.
Ah. That's why
you keep slipping.
[XX] Woof!
So, let me see
what this game is like.
This it?
[OONO] What the heck.
Are those fish?
[XX] Look what happens
when you do this.
[OONO]
Oh, is this a fish-raising sim?
[XX] Nah. It's just a game
I made to kill time.
-It looks fun, right?
-No.
It doesn't look
anywhere near fun.
Are you serious?
I'm bamboozled and hoodwinked.
The joy in this
doesn't shine through?
[OONO]
Hmm.
Why did you make the human look
so oddly realistic?
[XX]
It's kind of hilarious, right?
The fish
are so desperate, lmao.
What's so funny?
So, how do you beat
this simulator of yours?
What's the endgame here?
[XX] Nothing.
You just feed them
for eternity.
[OONO] How stupid.
Are you stupid?
Hey, did you have
to say it twice?
-You're stupid.
-Third time's the charm?
[OONO]
Man, you're completely stupid.
[birds chirping]
[Luna screams]
[gasps]
[OONO] A scream?
What's going on?
-[liquid trickling]
-[KUNAI] Huh?
Huh. Good morning
to you, Demon Lord.
Aku. Hey.
That scream just now
[AKU] It sounded
like it came
-from Sister Luna.
-[LUNA] No. My hair.
My beautiful, lovely bangs!
I was only trying to snip
these hideous split ends!
Aw, how sad.
Try to cheer up, okay?
Keep it down.
It's too early for this.
Who the hell
cares about bangs, anyway?
Excuse me?
I care, and you can't just
come barging in here like that!
This is the lady's room,
you perverted old man!
[Oono grunts]
Old man?
-[Luna screams]
-[smacks]
How many times
must I say it, huh?
-[KUNAI] I'm not old!
-[groans]
[Luna crying]
Um
You okay, Luna?
I swear I'll kill him!
[water gurgling]
[slurps]
That's nice.
Peaceful. Quiet.
Nothing beats
a nice, warm drink
and a morning bath.
As long as I have this,
I don't need anything else.
[OONO] Right. "Don't need
anything else," huh?
Let's take a look, shall we?
Here's the Demon Lord
Hakuto Kunai's skills,
and in-game features.
Also, my admin privileges.
As the developer, I should
be able to use them all freely.
Now, if I could use magic,
that'd be icing on the cake.
The Kingdom of Holy Light.
It has
a Medieval European feel,
a warm climate,
but they follow
the metric system
and water is rare.
Each day is 24 hours,
and a full year
consists of 365 days exactly.
I can even
communicate with the locals.
It may be a different world,
but I have no issues,
because it closely
resembles my own.
It's pretty convenient.
Now that I think about it,
almost too convenient,
like it's some half-baked RPG.
Someone must've made it
this way for a reason.
The questionis who?
The Idol that
summoned me at that Shrine
and gave me this ring.
There are rumors
that it used to be
an angel known as Ophan.
Well, as the famous saying
goes, the dead tell no tales.
[OONO] This world
really is a strange one.
Even the naming
conventions are wack.
Killer Queen and Mount Fuji?
What the heck?
Are they sumo wrestlers
named by some foreigner?
There was the bandit,
O Wengoal,
who basically spoiled
his own downfall.
Then we have
the Butterfly Sisters,
Madam Shrimpfry
and her twin Oysterfry.
How much
do they like fried foods?
Oh, and the head noble
Dona Dona,
Madam's rival,
may get sent to slaughter.
I wonder what kind of
messed-up evolutionary process
led to this civilization?
Well, I guess
I'm not one to talk,
since I get through life
using Infinity Game's features.
The items I'm able to create
using my skill points
fetch extravagant prices
for their rarity.
The music box,
a useless item
with an attack of one,
costs fifteen giant
gold coins here.
Plus, the Construct
Base feature
comes in handy
so I can build facilities.
Now I'm an entrepreneur
who owns a hospital
and a hot springs resort.
The character change feature
I implemented for fun
came in handy, too.
I created a joke
'80's delinquent character
to play with
for the hell of it.
I named him Zero Kirisame.
He can be useful
in some scenarios.
When I didn't have the time
or just didn't feel like it,
I'd summon my aides
to handle tasks.
Here we have Yu Kirino,
prodigious doctor and scientist
who's capable
of curing all illnesses
and healing all injuries.
Thanks to her,
Aku's leg was as good as new.
Then there's my other aid,
who I've so graciously
made a genius, Isami Tahara.
I've also blessed him
with those guns of his,
you're welcome, and made him
dote on his little sister.
The story says
he and his sister were rescued
by the Demon Lord himself,
so he can't defy me.
But they have
pretty sharp minds.
It's possible one day
they'll come to realize
I'm not Hakuto Kunai,
but Akira Oono,
the creator of the game.
[KUNAI] Which means
I should be careful.
[OONO] There's no telling
when I'll be able
to go home to my world.
So until then,
I'll make a solid plan
for surviving in this one.
[KUNAI]
Hm.
♪
[knocking on door]
[door opens]
[FEMALE SERVANT 202A]
Holy Maiden Killer Queen.
I'm pleased to inform you
Angel White has returned.
[QUEEN] She has?
I'm finally home, sis.
Oh? You've got
some explaining to do.
Where the hell have you been?
-Huh.
-[chuckles]
[Queen groans]
What the
Your head!
[giggles]
Don't "hehe" me!
That's an Angel's Halo!
Tell me what's going on,
right now!
It was a gift.
From a certain someone.
Because you have upheld
the Holy Maiden name,
-I bestow this upon you.
-[gasps]
[WHITE]
What in the world is that?
But how?
Why do you have
an Angel's Halo?
[water splashing]
Huh.
Ha!
[KUNAI] I only ask that
you never bring shame
upon this halo.
Remember, I am not your enemy.
Huh?
[gasps]
An Angel's Halo?
Huh? Why does he have this?
[chuckles]
Hmm. [gasps]
That look.
She must be
head-over-heels for this guy!
Uh, excuse me?
Over what guy?
You have the stench of man
all over you.
-So tell me, who was it?
-Huh?
And why would I share
something so private?
He must have a Holy Sword
or something
if he somehow managed to make
you fall in love with him.
Better yet,
he must have a dragon, right?
Dragon? I believe
that's more your thing, sis!
What'd you say?
Do you have
some kind
of problem with Sir Zero?
I've told you countless times
about this handsome guy
and how amazing he is.
[grunting]
[KIRISAME] Messing with
women and children?
How pathetic can you guys get?
[WALKING] Bastard!
Must be a Holy Maiden goon!
[KIRISAME]
Considering you're nothing
but a gang of cowards
who harass women,
I don't think you deserve
to know my name.
[QUEEN]
A woman?
He just called me a woman!
[WALKING]
Get him!
[Satanists screaming]
All right, go time!
[grunts]
[thumps]
[screaming]
Yes, dance for me!
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Second skill.
Hand-to-Hand Combat.
[grunts]
[thuds]
[gasps]
Give it up!
No one can flee
from the dragon!
[grunts]
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Third skill.
Final Phoenix.
[dragon roaring]
[growls]
[roars]
[crashes]
[KIRISAME]
You gutless worms are too early
to face the dragon
by around a thousand years.
[QUEEN]
He's so flippin' cool!
[KIRISAME] How're you doin'?
Okay?
Uh, yeah!
You're damn reckless, you know.
What made you decide to go up
against guys with weapons?
[QUEEN] Is this dude actually
concerned for me?
Well, if they mess
with you again,
just let me know.
I'll happily come
running to the rescue.
[screams]
[QUEEN] My heart can't take it!
He's killing me right now!
I'm dead four times over!
Um, sorry to ask,
but would you be so kind
and tell me your name?
Yeah, it's Zero.
Zero Kirisame.
Zero.
Oh, my!
♪
[QUEEN]
I finally found him.
-The man of my destiny!
-Don't get me wrong.
I don't have a problem
with your taste in men,
but it just isn't
what I'm into.
Whatever.
I want to see this guy.
I'll happily give him a pass
if he endures my beatings.
And what gives you the idea
that your approval
is even necessary?
BecauseI hate this.
Let me kick his ass!
But why would you?
Foul mouth.
Do you have any pride
as a Holy Maiden?
No, why would I?
[WHITE]
You admit it?
[birds chirping]
♪
Her medicine made
my back pain go away.
Doctor Yu really
performs wonders.
Tell me about it,
my fracture healed in no time.
And let's not forget.
Above all else,
she is so stunning!
[BOY 202A]
Bye-bye!
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
Huh.
[YU] Hey, Chief.
How's everything going, Doctor?
The hospital's reputation
is growing.
They say we can cure
all health-related issues.
You're doing a great job here.
With you around, this village
will be healthy
and stronger than ever.
That means everything
coming from you, Chief.
I'm a little nervous to ask.
But I'd like a reward,
if you don't mind.
A reward?
[YU] I would like
to have dinner together.
I really want you
to try this delicious liquor
I happened to produce
from a new strain of yeast.
Oh. That's great.
-That's very exciting to hear.
-Right!
Doctor! He fell
at the construction site!
-Huh.
-Oh, no.
[YU]
Take him to the treatment room.
All right!
Pharmaceutical development
is great and all,
but performing surgery
is my obsession.
I'm really
in a good mood today,
so I'll cut him up
extra nice as a treat!
Ah!
The perfect specimen
right here on my table!
I'm certain he'll be fine
with Doctor Yu treating him.
That woman is a goddess.
[OONO] If they knew
what she was really like,
they would run
at the very sight of her.
[YU] Nice!
I'm doing great!
Wow.
These are so huge!
You shouldn't do that, Luna.
-You'll get dirty, hop.
-Yeah.
How about you
leave the field work
to the both of us, bunny.
It's okay.
I'll be fine once I wash up.
Thanks to the Demon Lord,
we have access to fresh water
from the well.
And there's also an unlimited
amount of hot spring water.
We do appreciate
the thought, bunny.
But you need only
to give us instructions
while you're here, hop.
-I know, but I'm just happy.
-[KYON] Hop?
I became a Holy Maiden
and was in charge
of Rabby Village, but the land?
It was infertile
and couldn't produce crops.
But just look
at the village now.
It's all thanks
to the Demon Lord.
[chuckles]
You're kidding, right?
No, it's thanks to me.
I took him under my wing
and made him work.
You're absolutely right, hop!
[LUNA] But
[BOTH] Huh?
It's thanks to all of you, too.
You bunnies are the only ones
who can grow carrots.
Your work doesn't go unnoticed.
[chuckles]
Thanks. But we're the ones
who should be thankful, bunny.
I agree.
We're just demi-humans.
Normally, our kind wouldn't
be allowed to live
anywhere near the kingdom, hop.
[Kyon gasps]
It's said, long ago,
when things were
more difficult,
the Cherub grew to love
and adore our kind.
That's the only reason
we were able to survive.
And thanks to you, Luna,
we know what compassion is.
You're the only one
who treated us kindly
without scorning us.
-Please, stop.
-[BOTH] Huh?
[LUNA] It's the opposite.
I was given this village
because of who I am.
-[BOTH] Hm.
-Long ago,
when I was a little girl,
I was friends
with a demi-human.
[both gasp]
[LUNA] My obligation
towards this village
was only put in place
as a form of harassment,
nothing more.
That's the truth.
Uh, yeah.
That's really it.
[Luna panting]
[Eagle breathing heavily]
Please, slow down.
I'm so tired.
[LUNA (CHILD)]
It's just a little farther.
If we don't hurry up,
then there won't be
any bread left.
[EAGLE] That doesn't change
how fast I can run.
Since the Holy Maiden
gave us these coins,
we need to make
good use of them.
If I'm thinking about food,
I won't be able to focus
on my magic studies, so
let's go!
Wait. Hold on.
[EAGLE] Uh, Luna.
You only act
responsible with magic, huh?
-[gate rattles]
-Huh. What's the matter?
[EAGLE] Oh.
This store is famous, isn't it?
-How frustrating.
-Huh?
[LUNA (CHILD)]
One day, I'll eat here.
And no one will even
think about telling me "no."
Come on. Even you must know
that's impossible, Luna.
Quitter. How can you expect to
win if you're already giving up
before the fight
even starts, huh?
[EAGLE] We're not all
as stubborn as you are.
[MALE NOBLE 202A]
What's this?
Filthy street rats wandering
where they don't belong?
Why don't you use the bridge?
Then we won't have to
see your disgusting faces.
I say, the Holy Maiden
we have now is a pain.
She is too kind
to the lowly scum.
-Hm.
-Hey, look.
It even snarls like a rat.
[MALE NOBLE 202B] Indeed,
and it smells like one, too.
The odor is making me
want to vomit.
Luna, don't!
You're going to regret this.
[MALE NOBLE 202A]
Oh, did the vermin speak?
I've been studying.
And when I'm older, I'm going
to join the Holy Church.
Someday, I'll be a Holy Maiden.
And once I am,
I'll make sure you two regret
every single word
you said to us today.
Have you lost your mind?
How dare you spew such
[both gasp]
What?
No way!
Now, if you gentlemen
would be so kind
-as to give me your names.
-[scoffs]
What?
As if I would introduce
myself to garbage like you.
[LUNA (CHILD)] Here.
Um, did you mean
what you said back there?
Are you really going
to join the Holy church?
No, I'm not just
going to join the church.
I'm determined to become
the next Holy Maiden.
Holy Maiden.
And when I do
finally become one,
I wouldn't mind taking you in
as one of my servants.
Sounds good to me.
Huh?
Just you wait.
Luna the next Holy Maiden.
The Angels will smile upon me!
-[giggles]
-Huh.
Yeah.
They will.
[bell tolls]
I'm here to receive you
on orders from the Holy Church,
Madam Luna Elegant.
Welcome, messenger.
I've been expecting you.
We are to depart immediately
so that you may begin training
to become a Holy Maiden.
Please, go gather
all your belongings.
Hold on. I should mention
that I have a servant.
Is there room for one more?
The kid.
Yes, I'm familiar.
Where is that idiot?
Hasn't shown up
since last night,
and this is supposed to be
our long-awaited fresh start.
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
I'm sorry to inform you,
they're no longer
part of our world.
-Huh?
-Your servant, Madam.
They were executed, I'm afraid.
Research revealed
they were a demi-human.
[LUNA (CHILD)] Eagle was
a demi-human?
-[LUNA (CHILD)] Huh?
-Well, yes.
To think they infiltrated
the Holy Capital.
But why?
I know Eagle didn't do
anything bad at all!
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
Being demi-human
-is a sin in itself.
-[gasps]
[MALE MESSENGER 10A] Are you
not someone who's striving
to become a Holy Maiden?
In that case,
you must be more careful
with whom you associate.
So is Eagle
really gone forever?
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
Madam, Luna.
Would our Kingdom
let demi-humans live?
[breathes shakily]
[birds chirping]
[gasps]
-A big haul!
-[LUNA] I promise.
I'll make sure this village
prospers and thrives!
-[KUNAI] Oh.
-Huh?
A wonderful mindset to have,
I must say.
[LUNA]
Huh?!
It's you!
How long have you been there?
Thank you for taking over
the village's development
for me.
I expect great things to come.
What are you trying to say?
You are mistaken.
This is my land!
You're the one who should be
working around here!
But I'm working even now.
As we speak, a substantial
amount of money
is flowing
right into our coffers.
Huh?
[indistinct chatter]
Madam Butterfly.
What is all of this
oriental artwork?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
This is a type of door
called "fusuma."
[FEMALE NOBLE 202B]
A door?
[FEMALE NOBLE 202C] But passing
through the door constantly,
wouldn't it ruin the artwork?
[SHRIMPFRY]
That's the point.
Its beauty will evolve
over time, my dear.
They say,
"All things must pass."
We would like to
welcome each of you
to the Rabby Village's
hot springs resort, hop.
The number one resort
in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
Please enjoy your stay
and make yourselves
at home, bunny!
[clattering]
I cannot believe
the amount of water
we're able to use here.
I know. Hot springs
are the ultimate luxury.
This soap is really incredible.
My hair was so dry,
but thanks to this,
it feels rich!
[sighs]
I love this so much.
It feels as though
I'm melting into this bath.
This bedrock bath.
To think, it's my first time.
Amazing.
I never want
to leave this place.
Yes.
I wish to stay here forever.
I know exactly
how you girls feel.
Enjoy every moment here.
Remember, you can search
anywhere in the world,
but you won't find a brand
of luxury like this one.
[chuckles]
[SHRIMPFRY]
There's no getting away now.
Both of these fine ladies
offered many a priceless item
in order to come here.
-And yet, he
-[water gurgling]
[SHRIMPFRY] Huh?
You want to go fifty-fifty?
You mean you'll split
the profits with me
down the middle?
Indeed.
I'd find it problematic
if you didn't
benefit from this, as well.
Problematic?
Explain how.
It's really simple.
If we need one another
for both of us
to make an ample profit,
then that reduces the risk
of any sort of backstabbing.
We both win.
I trust you understand
that best, don't you?
[SHRIMPFRY]
That man.
He's different from any other
I've encountered so far.
In mindset and his nature.
He'll stand atop this Kingdom,
and someday
over the entire continent.
[indistinct chatter]
[birds chirping]
[OONO]
"I'll make sure this village
prospers and thrives," huh?
Hmm.
Message Tahara.
[KUNAI]
Can you hear me, Tahara?
[TAHARA]
Hey, is that you, Chief?
[TAHARA] Finished
with your morning bath?
-[fan whirring]
-[KUNAI] Listen up.
[KUNAI] Take the items
Madam Shrimpfry offers up
and sell them
at a discounted price
to the merchant named Manden
in the town of Yahoo.
Convince him
he'll make a killing
if he maintains
a relationship with us.
[TAHARA]
Wait a second,
a merchant
in the town of Yahoo?
The same merchant
you sold the music box to?
You want him to spend his
profits on our items, right?
[KUNAI]
Exactly.
Then use every cent from that
to maintain and expand
the Rabby Village.
No matter cost nor rate,
spare no expense
on the bunnies' needs
and salaries.
I want that village
to rain gold.
[TAHARA] And the purpose
is to build a reputation,
as you mentioned before?
[KUNAI] Uh
Yes, but that's not all.
[TAHARA]
Now I get it.
Well, that's why
you're the chief, I guess.
You're ruthless.
[KUNAI]
Huh?
Anyway, take care of it.
[TAHARA]
Roger that.
[OONO]
That should do it.
Though, I get the feeling
Tahara's misunderstanding
something again.
[TAHARA] So, he wants to turn
a once-decrepit village
into one that rains gold?
There's no easier way
to stir up envy
amongst
the surrounding villages.
And then
they'll become curious,
saying things like,
"What are our lords doing?
We get taxed heavily
and receive nothing in return."
I'm considering this
to be a non-military invasion.
Not only that, but a more
detailed kind of invasion
where the targets themselves
come and ask to be annexed.
[gun clicks]
[TAHARA] Man, the Chief really
is one scary dude.
Always has been.
Heaven forbid!
[gun clicks]
[crickets chirping]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[groans]
[OONO]
I can't sleep!
This village
should have no problem
growing on its own,
since I've laid
all the groundwork.
I only have one concern now.
The fact that
I can't counter magic
is a dilemma in itself.
Magic didn't exist
in Infinity Game, after all.
I want items that will
counteract magic
for me, just in case.
[birds chirping]
[all snoring]
I'll be gone for a while
due to research purposes.
Yu? You're in charge
of the hospital.
I trust you'll do
what's necessary
to build our reputation.
Yes.
You can certainly count on me.
Tahara? I leave the village
itself in your hands.
If there's an emergency
or any problems,
don't hesitate
to send me a message.
Understood, Chief.
[KUNAI] And one more thing.
[TAHARA] Huh?
[KUNAI]
If anyone approaches
with the intent
to harm the village,
erase them.
Don't spare a single one.
Yeah?
[gasps] Yes, sir.
[wheels rattling]
Oh, Chief.
Please, hurry
and come back home quickly.
He just left.
You can still see him!
[wheels rattling]
[snoring]
A trip with just the two of us.
So great!
Hey, can you not forget
that I'm right here, too?
♪
[XX]
I wanted to follow your lead,
so I decided to make
a game of my own.
Uh, [XX] are you even
familiar with coding?
Wow!
You remember Orient City?
And [XXX] was there.
I helped you both.
[OONO] That's where
you're wrong, [XX].
[XXX] actually helped me,
while you sat there yapping.
I was the lubricant that kept
things moving smoothly.
Ah. That's why
you keep slipping.
[XX] Woof!
So, let me see
what this game is like.
This it?
[OONO] What the heck.
Are those fish?
[XX] Look what happens
when you do this.
[OONO]
Oh, is this a fish-raising sim?
[XX] Nah. It's just a game
I made to kill time.
-It looks fun, right?
-No.
It doesn't look
anywhere near fun.
Are you serious?
I'm bamboozled and hoodwinked.
The joy in this
doesn't shine through?
[OONO]
Hmm.
Why did you make the human look
so oddly realistic?
[XX]
It's kind of hilarious, right?
The fish
are so desperate, lmao.
What's so funny?
So, how do you beat
this simulator of yours?
What's the endgame here?
[XX] Nothing.
You just feed them
for eternity.
[OONO] How stupid.
Are you stupid?
Hey, did you have
to say it twice?
-You're stupid.
-Third time's the charm?
[OONO]
Man, you're completely stupid.
[birds chirping]
[Luna screams]
[gasps]
[OONO] A scream?
What's going on?
-[liquid trickling]
-[KUNAI] Huh?
Huh. Good morning
to you, Demon Lord.
Aku. Hey.
That scream just now
[AKU] It sounded
like it came
-from Sister Luna.
-[LUNA] No. My hair.
My beautiful, lovely bangs!
I was only trying to snip
these hideous split ends!
Aw, how sad.
Try to cheer up, okay?
Keep it down.
It's too early for this.
Who the hell
cares about bangs, anyway?
Excuse me?
I care, and you can't just
come barging in here like that!
This is the lady's room,
you perverted old man!
[Oono grunts]
Old man?
-[Luna screams]
-[smacks]
How many times
must I say it, huh?
-[KUNAI] I'm not old!
-[groans]
[Luna crying]
Um
You okay, Luna?
I swear I'll kill him!
[water gurgling]
[slurps]
That's nice.
Peaceful. Quiet.
Nothing beats
a nice, warm drink
and a morning bath.
As long as I have this,
I don't need anything else.
[OONO] Right. "Don't need
anything else," huh?
Let's take a look, shall we?
Here's the Demon Lord
Hakuto Kunai's skills,
and in-game features.
Also, my admin privileges.
As the developer, I should
be able to use them all freely.
Now, if I could use magic,
that'd be icing on the cake.
The Kingdom of Holy Light.
It has
a Medieval European feel,
a warm climate,
but they follow
the metric system
and water is rare.
Each day is 24 hours,
and a full year
consists of 365 days exactly.
I can even
communicate with the locals.
It may be a different world,
but I have no issues,
because it closely
resembles my own.
It's pretty convenient.
Now that I think about it,
almost too convenient,
like it's some half-baked RPG.
Someone must've made it
this way for a reason.
The questionis who?
The Idol that
summoned me at that Shrine
and gave me this ring.
There are rumors
that it used to be
an angel known as Ophan.
Well, as the famous saying
goes, the dead tell no tales.
[OONO] This world
really is a strange one.
Even the naming
conventions are wack.
Killer Queen and Mount Fuji?
What the heck?
Are they sumo wrestlers
named by some foreigner?
There was the bandit,
O Wengoal,
who basically spoiled
his own downfall.
Then we have
the Butterfly Sisters,
Madam Shrimpfry
and her twin Oysterfry.
How much
do they like fried foods?
Oh, and the head noble
Dona Dona,
Madam's rival,
may get sent to slaughter.
I wonder what kind of
messed-up evolutionary process
led to this civilization?
Well, I guess
I'm not one to talk,
since I get through life
using Infinity Game's features.
The items I'm able to create
using my skill points
fetch extravagant prices
for their rarity.
The music box,
a useless item
with an attack of one,
costs fifteen giant
gold coins here.
Plus, the Construct
Base feature
comes in handy
so I can build facilities.
Now I'm an entrepreneur
who owns a hospital
and a hot springs resort.
The character change feature
I implemented for fun
came in handy, too.
I created a joke
'80's delinquent character
to play with
for the hell of it.
I named him Zero Kirisame.
He can be useful
in some scenarios.
When I didn't have the time
or just didn't feel like it,
I'd summon my aides
to handle tasks.
Here we have Yu Kirino,
prodigious doctor and scientist
who's capable
of curing all illnesses
and healing all injuries.
Thanks to her,
Aku's leg was as good as new.
Then there's my other aid,
who I've so graciously
made a genius, Isami Tahara.
I've also blessed him
with those guns of his,
you're welcome, and made him
dote on his little sister.
The story says
he and his sister were rescued
by the Demon Lord himself,
so he can't defy me.
But they have
pretty sharp minds.
It's possible one day
they'll come to realize
I'm not Hakuto Kunai,
but Akira Oono,
the creator of the game.
[KUNAI] Which means
I should be careful.
[OONO] There's no telling
when I'll be able
to go home to my world.
So until then,
I'll make a solid plan
for surviving in this one.
[KUNAI]
Hm.
♪
[knocking on door]
[door opens]
[FEMALE SERVANT 202A]
Holy Maiden Killer Queen.
I'm pleased to inform you
Angel White has returned.
[QUEEN] She has?
I'm finally home, sis.
Oh? You've got
some explaining to do.
Where the hell have you been?
-Huh.
-[chuckles]
[Queen groans]
What the
Your head!
[giggles]
Don't "hehe" me!
That's an Angel's Halo!
Tell me what's going on,
right now!
It was a gift.
From a certain someone.
Because you have upheld
the Holy Maiden name,
-I bestow this upon you.
-[gasps]
[WHITE]
What in the world is that?
But how?
Why do you have
an Angel's Halo?
[water splashing]
Huh.
Ha!
[KUNAI] I only ask that
you never bring shame
upon this halo.
Remember, I am not your enemy.
Huh?
[gasps]
An Angel's Halo?
Huh? Why does he have this?
[chuckles]
Hmm. [gasps]
That look.
She must be
head-over-heels for this guy!
Uh, excuse me?
Over what guy?
You have the stench of man
all over you.
-So tell me, who was it?
-Huh?
And why would I share
something so private?
He must have a Holy Sword
or something
if he somehow managed to make
you fall in love with him.
Better yet,
he must have a dragon, right?
Dragon? I believe
that's more your thing, sis!
What'd you say?
Do you have
some kind
of problem with Sir Zero?
I've told you countless times
about this handsome guy
and how amazing he is.
[grunting]
[KIRISAME] Messing with
women and children?
How pathetic can you guys get?
[WALKING] Bastard!
Must be a Holy Maiden goon!
[KIRISAME]
Considering you're nothing
but a gang of cowards
who harass women,
I don't think you deserve
to know my name.
[QUEEN]
A woman?
He just called me a woman!
[WALKING]
Get him!
[Satanists screaming]
All right, go time!
[grunts]
[thumps]
[screaming]
Yes, dance for me!
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Second skill.
Hand-to-Hand Combat.
[grunts]
[thuds]
[gasps]
Give it up!
No one can flee
from the dragon!
[grunts]
[FEMALE GAME VOICE 201A]
Third skill.
Final Phoenix.
[dragon roaring]
[growls]
[roars]
[crashes]
[KIRISAME]
You gutless worms are too early
to face the dragon
by around a thousand years.
[QUEEN]
He's so flippin' cool!
[KIRISAME] How're you doin'?
Okay?
Uh, yeah!
You're damn reckless, you know.
What made you decide to go up
against guys with weapons?
[QUEEN] Is this dude actually
concerned for me?
Well, if they mess
with you again,
just let me know.
I'll happily come
running to the rescue.
[screams]
[QUEEN] My heart can't take it!
He's killing me right now!
I'm dead four times over!
Um, sorry to ask,
but would you be so kind
and tell me your name?
Yeah, it's Zero.
Zero Kirisame.
Zero.
Oh, my!
♪
[QUEEN]
I finally found him.
-The man of my destiny!
-Don't get me wrong.
I don't have a problem
with your taste in men,
but it just isn't
what I'm into.
Whatever.
I want to see this guy.
I'll happily give him a pass
if he endures my beatings.
And what gives you the idea
that your approval
is even necessary?
BecauseI hate this.
Let me kick his ass!
But why would you?
Foul mouth.
Do you have any pride
as a Holy Maiden?
No, why would I?
[WHITE]
You admit it?
[birds chirping]
♪
Her medicine made
my back pain go away.
Doctor Yu really
performs wonders.
Tell me about it,
my fracture healed in no time.
And let's not forget.
Above all else,
she is so stunning!
[BOY 202A]
Bye-bye!
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
Huh.
[YU] Hey, Chief.
How's everything going, Doctor?
The hospital's reputation
is growing.
They say we can cure
all health-related issues.
You're doing a great job here.
With you around, this village
will be healthy
and stronger than ever.
That means everything
coming from you, Chief.
I'm a little nervous to ask.
But I'd like a reward,
if you don't mind.
A reward?
[YU] I would like
to have dinner together.
I really want you
to try this delicious liquor
I happened to produce
from a new strain of yeast.
Oh. That's great.
-That's very exciting to hear.
-Right!
Doctor! He fell
at the construction site!
-Huh.
-Oh, no.
[YU]
Take him to the treatment room.
All right!
Pharmaceutical development
is great and all,
but performing surgery
is my obsession.
I'm really
in a good mood today,
so I'll cut him up
extra nice as a treat!
Ah!
The perfect specimen
right here on my table!
I'm certain he'll be fine
with Doctor Yu treating him.
That woman is a goddess.
[OONO] If they knew
what she was really like,
they would run
at the very sight of her.
[YU] Nice!
I'm doing great!
Wow.
These are so huge!
You shouldn't do that, Luna.
-You'll get dirty, hop.
-Yeah.
How about you
leave the field work
to the both of us, bunny.
It's okay.
I'll be fine once I wash up.
Thanks to the Demon Lord,
we have access to fresh water
from the well.
And there's also an unlimited
amount of hot spring water.
We do appreciate
the thought, bunny.
But you need only
to give us instructions
while you're here, hop.
-I know, but I'm just happy.
-[KYON] Hop?
I became a Holy Maiden
and was in charge
of Rabby Village, but the land?
It was infertile
and couldn't produce crops.
But just look
at the village now.
It's all thanks
to the Demon Lord.
[chuckles]
You're kidding, right?
No, it's thanks to me.
I took him under my wing
and made him work.
You're absolutely right, hop!
[LUNA] But
[BOTH] Huh?
It's thanks to all of you, too.
You bunnies are the only ones
who can grow carrots.
Your work doesn't go unnoticed.
[chuckles]
Thanks. But we're the ones
who should be thankful, bunny.
I agree.
We're just demi-humans.
Normally, our kind wouldn't
be allowed to live
anywhere near the kingdom, hop.
[Kyon gasps]
It's said, long ago,
when things were
more difficult,
the Cherub grew to love
and adore our kind.
That's the only reason
we were able to survive.
And thanks to you, Luna,
we know what compassion is.
You're the only one
who treated us kindly
without scorning us.
-Please, stop.
-[BOTH] Huh?
[LUNA] It's the opposite.
I was given this village
because of who I am.
-[BOTH] Hm.
-Long ago,
when I was a little girl,
I was friends
with a demi-human.
[both gasp]
[LUNA] My obligation
towards this village
was only put in place
as a form of harassment,
nothing more.
That's the truth.
Uh, yeah.
That's really it.
[Luna panting]
[Eagle breathing heavily]
Please, slow down.
I'm so tired.
[LUNA (CHILD)]
It's just a little farther.
If we don't hurry up,
then there won't be
any bread left.
[EAGLE] That doesn't change
how fast I can run.
Since the Holy Maiden
gave us these coins,
we need to make
good use of them.
If I'm thinking about food,
I won't be able to focus
on my magic studies, so
let's go!
Wait. Hold on.
[EAGLE] Uh, Luna.
You only act
responsible with magic, huh?
-[gate rattles]
-Huh. What's the matter?
[EAGLE] Oh.
This store is famous, isn't it?
-How frustrating.
-Huh?
[LUNA (CHILD)]
One day, I'll eat here.
And no one will even
think about telling me "no."
Come on. Even you must know
that's impossible, Luna.
Quitter. How can you expect to
win if you're already giving up
before the fight
even starts, huh?
[EAGLE] We're not all
as stubborn as you are.
[MALE NOBLE 202A]
What's this?
Filthy street rats wandering
where they don't belong?
Why don't you use the bridge?
Then we won't have to
see your disgusting faces.
I say, the Holy Maiden
we have now is a pain.
She is too kind
to the lowly scum.
-Hm.
-Hey, look.
It even snarls like a rat.
[MALE NOBLE 202B] Indeed,
and it smells like one, too.
The odor is making me
want to vomit.
Luna, don't!
You're going to regret this.
[MALE NOBLE 202A]
Oh, did the vermin speak?
I've been studying.
And when I'm older, I'm going
to join the Holy Church.
Someday, I'll be a Holy Maiden.
And once I am,
I'll make sure you two regret
every single word
you said to us today.
Have you lost your mind?
How dare you spew such
[both gasp]
What?
No way!
Now, if you gentlemen
would be so kind
-as to give me your names.
-[scoffs]
What?
As if I would introduce
myself to garbage like you.
[LUNA (CHILD)] Here.
Um, did you mean
what you said back there?
Are you really going
to join the Holy church?
No, I'm not just
going to join the church.
I'm determined to become
the next Holy Maiden.
Holy Maiden.
And when I do
finally become one,
I wouldn't mind taking you in
as one of my servants.
Sounds good to me.
Huh?
Just you wait.
Luna the next Holy Maiden.
The Angels will smile upon me!
-[giggles]
-Huh.
Yeah.
They will.
[bell tolls]
I'm here to receive you
on orders from the Holy Church,
Madam Luna Elegant.
Welcome, messenger.
I've been expecting you.
We are to depart immediately
so that you may begin training
to become a Holy Maiden.
Please, go gather
all your belongings.
Hold on. I should mention
that I have a servant.
Is there room for one more?
The kid.
Yes, I'm familiar.
Where is that idiot?
Hasn't shown up
since last night,
and this is supposed to be
our long-awaited fresh start.
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
I'm sorry to inform you,
they're no longer
part of our world.
-Huh?
-Your servant, Madam.
They were executed, I'm afraid.
Research revealed
they were a demi-human.
[LUNA (CHILD)] Eagle was
a demi-human?
-[LUNA (CHILD)] Huh?
-Well, yes.
To think they infiltrated
the Holy Capital.
But why?
I know Eagle didn't do
anything bad at all!
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
Being demi-human
-is a sin in itself.
-[gasps]
[MALE MESSENGER 10A] Are you
not someone who's striving
to become a Holy Maiden?
In that case,
you must be more careful
with whom you associate.
So is Eagle
really gone forever?
[MALE MESSENGER 10A]
Madam, Luna.
Would our Kingdom
let demi-humans live?
[breathes shakily]
[birds chirping]
[gasps]
-A big haul!
-[LUNA] I promise.
I'll make sure this village
prospers and thrives!
-[KUNAI] Oh.
-Huh?
A wonderful mindset to have,
I must say.
[LUNA]
Huh?!
It's you!
How long have you been there?
Thank you for taking over
the village's development
for me.
I expect great things to come.
What are you trying to say?
You are mistaken.
This is my land!
You're the one who should be
working around here!
But I'm working even now.
As we speak, a substantial
amount of money
is flowing
right into our coffers.
Huh?
[indistinct chatter]
Madam Butterfly.
What is all of this
oriental artwork?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
This is a type of door
called "fusuma."
[FEMALE NOBLE 202B]
A door?
[FEMALE NOBLE 202C] But passing
through the door constantly,
wouldn't it ruin the artwork?
[SHRIMPFRY]
That's the point.
Its beauty will evolve
over time, my dear.
They say,
"All things must pass."
We would like to
welcome each of you
to the Rabby Village's
hot springs resort, hop.
The number one resort
in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
Please enjoy your stay
and make yourselves
at home, bunny!
[clattering]
I cannot believe
the amount of water
we're able to use here.
I know. Hot springs
are the ultimate luxury.
This soap is really incredible.
My hair was so dry,
but thanks to this,
it feels rich!
[sighs]
I love this so much.
It feels as though
I'm melting into this bath.
This bedrock bath.
To think, it's my first time.
Amazing.
I never want
to leave this place.
Yes.
I wish to stay here forever.
I know exactly
how you girls feel.
Enjoy every moment here.
Remember, you can search
anywhere in the world,
but you won't find a brand
of luxury like this one.
[chuckles]
[SHRIMPFRY]
There's no getting away now.
Both of these fine ladies
offered many a priceless item
in order to come here.
-And yet, he
-[water gurgling]
[SHRIMPFRY] Huh?
You want to go fifty-fifty?
You mean you'll split
the profits with me
down the middle?
Indeed.
I'd find it problematic
if you didn't
benefit from this, as well.
Problematic?
Explain how.
It's really simple.
If we need one another
for both of us
to make an ample profit,
then that reduces the risk
of any sort of backstabbing.
We both win.
I trust you understand
that best, don't you?
[SHRIMPFRY]
That man.
He's different from any other
I've encountered so far.
In mindset and his nature.
He'll stand atop this Kingdom,
and someday
over the entire continent.
[indistinct chatter]
[birds chirping]
[OONO]
"I'll make sure this village
prospers and thrives," huh?
Hmm.
Message Tahara.
[KUNAI]
Can you hear me, Tahara?
[TAHARA]
Hey, is that you, Chief?
[TAHARA] Finished
with your morning bath?
-[fan whirring]
-[KUNAI] Listen up.
[KUNAI] Take the items
Madam Shrimpfry offers up
and sell them
at a discounted price
to the merchant named Manden
in the town of Yahoo.
Convince him
he'll make a killing
if he maintains
a relationship with us.
[TAHARA]
Wait a second,
a merchant
in the town of Yahoo?
The same merchant
you sold the music box to?
You want him to spend his
profits on our items, right?
[KUNAI]
Exactly.
Then use every cent from that
to maintain and expand
the Rabby Village.
No matter cost nor rate,
spare no expense
on the bunnies' needs
and salaries.
I want that village
to rain gold.
[TAHARA] And the purpose
is to build a reputation,
as you mentioned before?
[KUNAI] Uh
Yes, but that's not all.
[TAHARA]
Now I get it.
Well, that's why
you're the chief, I guess.
You're ruthless.
[KUNAI]
Huh?
Anyway, take care of it.
[TAHARA]
Roger that.
[OONO]
That should do it.
Though, I get the feeling
Tahara's misunderstanding
something again.
[TAHARA] So, he wants to turn
a once-decrepit village
into one that rains gold?
There's no easier way
to stir up envy
amongst
the surrounding villages.
And then
they'll become curious,
saying things like,
"What are our lords doing?
We get taxed heavily
and receive nothing in return."
I'm considering this
to be a non-military invasion.
Not only that, but a more
detailed kind of invasion
where the targets themselves
come and ask to be annexed.
[gun clicks]
[TAHARA] Man, the Chief really
is one scary dude.
Always has been.
Heaven forbid!
[gun clicks]
[crickets chirping]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[groans]
[OONO]
I can't sleep!
This village
should have no problem
growing on its own,
since I've laid
all the groundwork.
I only have one concern now.
The fact that
I can't counter magic
is a dilemma in itself.
Magic didn't exist
in Infinity Game, after all.
I want items that will
counteract magic
for me, just in case.
[birds chirping]
[all snoring]
I'll be gone for a while
due to research purposes.
Yu? You're in charge
of the hospital.
I trust you'll do
what's necessary
to build our reputation.
Yes.
You can certainly count on me.
Tahara? I leave the village
itself in your hands.
If there's an emergency
or any problems,
don't hesitate
to send me a message.
Understood, Chief.
[KUNAI] And one more thing.
[TAHARA] Huh?
[KUNAI]
If anyone approaches
with the intent
to harm the village,
erase them.
Don't spare a single one.
Yeah?
[gasps] Yes, sir.
[wheels rattling]
Oh, Chief.
Please, hurry
and come back home quickly.
He just left.
You can still see him!
[wheels rattling]
[snoring]
A trip with just the two of us.
So great!
Hey, can you not forget
that I'm right here, too?
♪