Disney Twisted Wonderland: The Animation (2025) s01e02 Episode Script

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[sweeping choral music playing]
[gasping]
[Headmage] You are here
because this Dark Mirror
has acknowledged your magical attributes.
I heard everything.
-[students screaming]
-[student] Run!
-Ugh, hot!
-My clothes.
Aren't things going south, Juice?
It's not "Juice." My name's Deuce!
[grunts]
-[flames roaring]
-[grunts]
[hisses]
Who do you think you're talking to?
Shut up!
How dare you insult me earlier.
That was the same
as insulting the Queen of Hearts!
You've committed a heinous crime!
Therefore, I will take your head!
Understood?
[student] Hold on, Riddle.
Trey.
Calm down first, okay?
Calm down?
How can I stay calm when they ruined
the entrance ceremony?
This is a serious violation of the rules!
You're right, but it's natural
for him to not know the rules.
He just had his entrance ceremony today.
That's right.
It's his first day of school,
so can't you let him go just this once?
-[Yuken] Wait a second.
-[all gasp]
-[music ends]
-I'm not enrolling in this school.
I can't use any kind of magic.
Hey, normally, you'd play along, you know?
Are you still sleep talking?
There's no way a black carriage
would visit a human who can't use magic--
[voice] It is as that person says.
[students gasp]
-[smoke whooshes]
-[ethereal music playing]
[flames roaring]
The Dark Mirror is talking?
What do you mean?
No magical wavelength can be sensed
from that young man.
Neither color nor shape,
not a thing do I sense.
I've never heard of a new student
with no magic abilities.
[Yuken] I told you, didn't I?
[Headmage]
It is quite difficult to believe.
However, if it is true,
then I cannot admit you to this academy.
The Dark Mirror shall return you
to your home.
[sighs]
Great. I can go back.
[Headmage] Now, O Dark Mirror…
[magic chiming]
…guide this young man to where he belongs.
-[music ends]
-[chiming stops]
Hmm?
[all gasp]
No such place exists.
Eh?
This young man…
has no place to which he belongs.
[gasps]
[theme song playing]
[song ends]
A DISMISSIVE RANKING
[Headmage] What did you say?
[Trey] "No place to which he belongs"?
That's impossible.
I was there just a moment ago.
From which country do you hail?
Japan.
What? Japan?
I have never heard of a land
with such a name.
Wha…
Are you not telling me a lie?
Wha… Why would I?
Like I'd lie about… [gasps]
[ethereal music playing]
Right. Forget it.
Then I'll just find my own way home.
What in the world is going on?
Not one of them has heard of Japan?
Darn it. Where's the exit?
Where is it?
[gasps]
There it is.
-[doors creak]
-[music ends]
[gasps]
[ominous music playing]
The entrance ceremony
was a total disaster.
[student] Yeah.
I almost got my clothes burned.
Do you know the way home?
No, I give up.
Why don't you try contacting a friend?
[grunts] Right.
I can call Koito and…
NO SIGNAL - CONTACT SERVICE
PROVIDER IF PROBLEM CONTINUES
[gasps]
It's not working. Crap.
Am I really in another world?
TOKYO - ENMA
[Yuken] Looks like
I won't make it to the match.
Just when we were finally
able to qualify for a tournament.
[Headmage] It indeed appears
you were not lying.
What a conundrum.
A student who cannot use magic
cannot be allowed to stay.
Ah, yes.
There is a building
that was formerly a dormitory.
I shall allow you to use it
for the time being.
You sure?
It pains me to have you leave like this.
My, how immensely kind I am.
Truly the epitome of an educator.
-[music ends]
-[exhales]
-[whimsical spooky music playing]
-[owl hoots]
[crows cawing]
Well, here we are.
-[Yuken] It sure has a lot of character.
-[crows cawing]
[Headmage] Isn't it quite the building?
It is in need of a few repairs,
but it should provide shelter
against the wind and rain.
[doors creak]
[Headmage] Our academy and its Dark Mirror
are also responsible
for summoning you here in error.
So I shall offer it to you free of charge.
I'm grateful for that.
[tinkling, creaking]
-[gasps]
-[chandelier crashes]
[gasps]
-[ghost giggles]
-[gasps]
[ghosts howling, laughing]
W-Who's there?
[laughing continues, echoing]
-[warbling]
-[ghost] Welcome to my castle.
[gasps] W-What was that?
That was our mischievous ghosts.
They have made this place their home.
[Yuken] Huh?
[all chuckling]
He's our first guest in ages.
You'll become our newest buddy.
You should turn into a ghost.
[all chuckling]
[growling, distorted laughing]
-Wow.
-[both] Huh?
[Yuken] So you don't need supernatural
powers to see ghosts in this world.
[all] Huh?
No thanks to turning into a ghost,
but let's get along as housemates.
Sure, um, uh, same here.
He's not scared?
And I thought I could finally
have some fun.
-[music ends]
-Hmm.
He's quick to adapt to his situation.
However, I cannot have you
freeloading in my academy.
You will pay for your own food
and clothing.
Though what you can do for me is…
[chuckles] Let's do this.
I shall have you maintain the school
grounds and undertake other chores.
What do you say?
-[playful music playing]
-Chores?
Yes, and I will permit your use
of the library to research
and find a way back to your world.
Because I am so kind.
That's a great help.
I'll gladly take the job.
[grunts]
[Headmage] All the rooms are free to use.
Take whichever one you like.
Well, this room will do.
-[bed creaks]
-[sheets rustle]
[Yuken] I still can't believe it.
That this is a world where magic exists.
This must be a dream.
Maybe I'll be back in my own world
when I wake up?
[snoring, mumbling]
[Yuken] Yeah, right.
Exactly. [mumbles]
[Yuken] Good night.
[music ends]
-[birds chirping]
-[footsteps approach]
So this is Main Street?
I just need to clean
all these stone statues, right?
Are all these people famous in this world?
[student] Hey, what kind of joke was that?
Hmm?
Haven't you heard of the Great Seven?
Great Seven?
They're the greatest beings
who have ever existed in this world.
[grunts]
[student] She was said to have been
the Fairest Queen in all the lands.
-[ominous music playing]
-They say she checked the beauty rankings
every day with the magic mirror.
And if it looked like she was
about to lose her spot as number one,
she'd do everything possible
to maintain her rank.
[Deuce] This one is the Thorn Fairy
who lived on a mystical mountain.
She was the greatest spellcaster
and curse-giver of all the seven Greats.
[student] And the Sorcerer of the Sands.
He was a sharp man
who exposed the con man
trying to swindle the princess
and obtained the magic lamp.
And next to him is…
the King of the Underworld.
He was so competent
that he reigned over the world of writhing
demons and spirits all by himself.
[student] And the King of Beasts,
ruler of the savanna.
He was a hard worker
whose meticulous plans got him the throne.
[Deuce]
That person there is the Sea Witch,
who lived in a deep-sea cave.
She made it her life's purpose
to help unhappy merfolk.
I heard there wasn't
a wish she couldn't grant.
[student]
And the last one is the Queen of Hearts.
Though I doubt you'd know who she is.
Yeah.
She was a queen from long ago
who lived in a maze of roses.
She was super strict, and prized
discipline and order above all else.
She had zero tolerance for her
playing-card soldiers to be out of step,
or for her roses to be the wrong color.
Her kingdom was full of mad eccentrics,
but no one dared to defy her.
Do you know why?
Because it was off with your head
for any infraction.
-Wasn't she so cool?
-[music ends]
I see. But she kind of
sounds like a tyrant.
Thank you for telling me all that.
You're both students
at this school, right?
-[funky music playing]
-Yes. The name's Ace.
I'm a brand-spanking new
first-year student starting today.
Nice to meet ya.
Same here.
[Ace] Hey, I saw you
at yesterday's entrance ceremony.
The guy the Dark Mirror summoned,
but can't use any magic at all?
[chuckling] You know,
I nearly busted a gut
trying to stop myself from laughing.
-[chuckling]
-Hey, Ace!
You're being too rude
to someone you just met.
Huh?
I'm Deuce Spade. Nice to meet you.
I'm Yuken Enma. Nice to meet you too.
[Deuce] Yu… En?
What a weird-sounding name.
Is it that hard
to pronounce in this world?
You can call me whatever you like.
-Then, I'll call you "Yu."
-Sure.
Since you're doing chores,
does that mean the monster
that ruined the ceremony yesterday
is forced to do them too?
-[chuckling] How lame!
-[snarls]
-Ouch!
-[both gasp]
[mischievous music playing]
[chuckles] You don't see me
doing any stupid chores.
You're that raccoon from yesterday.
I'm the great Grim.
You better not forget my name anymore.
[Yuken] Weren't you kicked
out of the school?
I was. So how come you're still here?
[Deuce] You're still here too, you know.
I'd love to go back home if I could.
I can't become a student here
if you're around.
I'll kick you out myself.
That monster.
Are they going to go on another rampage?
I won't let you.
A guy who can't use magic
doesn't scare me one bit.
[shouts]
Head!
-[yelps]
-[crashes, pulsates]
-[gasps]
-[Ace] Whoa!
[whimpers]
[whimpers] Huh?
-[both sigh]
-[Yuken] This monster.
[Grim] Let go! Get off!
-[growling]
-Be quiet or you'll get thrown out again.
[chuckles] If you think
this is gonna make me
give up on getting into this school,
you're in for a big surprise.
-Hey, security!
-[gasps]
No! Don't!
[groaning, seething]
Why do you want to get
into this school so badly?
Yeah, why?
[breathes heavily, sighs]
It's real simple.
'Cause I'm a genius born
to become a great magician.
A great magician?
Huh? You?
I've always been…
waiting for the black carriage
to pick me up
and take me to this school.
[horses approaching]
[gasping]
And yet… And yet…
That Dark Mirror's got no eye for talent.
So, I came here on my own!
I'll never give up.
I'm gonna be a super powerful magician.
[gasps]
[teammate] So I won't ever give up either.
[crying] I want to be
a great kendo athlete.
I see…
Huh?
You've got a dream
you'd never give up on too, huh?
You…
Even if you say that,
what's impossible is impossible.
Huh?
Only specially chosen students
are allowed to go to this school.
[snarls]
And you didn't meet those qualifications.
[growls]
So just give up gracefully.
[growling]
-Besides--
-Hey!
You've been rude ever since
you opened your mouth.
Don't you know
you should watch what you say?
What? You're nagging me?
-[grunts]
-Stop butting into my business.
Don't you understand
how other people feel?
[both groan]
Fine, whatever. I'm going to class.
H-Hey!
[Grim] That jerk.
I'll give him a piece of my mind.
Hey!
-Huh? [yelps]
-[fireball whistles]
Huh?
[groans]
That almost hit me. What are you doing?
It's payback for messing with me.
I'm gonna explode that messy
explodey-head of yours even more.
"Explodey-head"?
You've got guts challenging me to a fight.
-[chuckles]
-[wind whistles]
Wind magic?
-[yelps]
-[chuckles]
Take this.
Ha!
[both grunting]
[Ace laughs]
Can't you both stop?
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
-Ha! [grunting]
-[wind whooshing]
[grunts, groans]
[grunts]
[fireball whistles]
[both scream]
-[gasps]
-[fire roaring]
Ah…
Uh, I… didn't do anything!
Come back, you raccoon!
[embers sizzling]
[sighs]
-[Headmage] What a ruckus.
-Hmm?
Why was it so noisy?
Hmm? [screams]
-[hard rock music plays]
-You three…
what is the meaning of this?
How can you scorch
one of the statues of the Great Seven?
You have blasphemed an eminent figure.
This cannot be overlooked!
You are all expelled as of this moment!
EXPULSION
-E-Expelled?
-F-For real?
But I'm not even a student here…
[Headmage] Do you all understand?
-[both gasping]
-[music stops]
-[whimpers] E-Expelled?
-[music resumes]
Right when I entered
this prestigious school?
What am I going to tell Mom?
[gasps]
Headmage! I beg you, please.
Anything but expulsion!
Turn your resentment
towards your oafish behavior.
There's something
I need to do at this school!
Please! I'll do anything
if you'll cancel the expulsion!
[music ends]
Oh? "Anything," you say?
Y-Yes.
-[Ace] Huh?
-[sighs]
[insects chirping]
[Deuce] That's the mine?
[whimsical music plays]
Fine. I shall grant you a chance.
The magic chandelier in the dining hall
is beginning to lose its light.
The magestone that powers it
is losing its power.
However,
it might be possible to repair it,
if I can get a magestone
with the same properties.
I'll go get one. Please let me do it!
Hmm…
very well.
But if you do not bring it back
by tomorrow morning,
I will expel every one of you.
[Deuce] I will get that magestone,
no matter what it takes.
[rustling]
[music ends]
[Riddle] What did you say?
Ace and Deuce?
[Headmage] Yes.
Housewarden Rosehearts,
as their housewarden,
I thought I should inform you.
I sincerely apologize for the trouble
the students of Heartslabyul House
have caused.
I sent them to the mine
as punishment for their actions.
They should be back by morning.
I understand.
-[ominous music playing]
-[door opens]
[footsteps echoing]
[Riddle] How could they do that
right as they entered this school?
Any infraction of the rules
will not be tolerated.
They must be sentenced!
It's so quiet that it's creepy.
Let's just grab the stone and go.
[ominous music playing]
[rubble falling]
[creature groaning]
It's… It's…
all mine…
[theme song playing]
[music ends]
Wow! So this is my room. [chuckles]
-It's not your room. It's our room.
-[giggling]
I'm claiming this bed! [laughing]
Ace! You're not the only one
using this room.
Don't keep getting
in the way of my study time.
Since I got into this school,
I'm going to work hard
to be a great magician--
-[grunts]
-[Ace] Don't be so serious!
[screams]
Is this it?
Looks like the dumbbells
won't be delivered yet.
[strains]
[grunting]
If I skip a single day of training,
I'll lose three days' worth
of muscle strength!
[grunting]
[yawning] Here's my room.
My chin where Vil grabbed hurts so much.
And my head still hurts.
[grunts] I just wanted to have
a crazy, wild school life.
But what's with brands this,
and manners that, and even macarons?
Who cares about those things?
[grunts]
[gasps]
[gulping, exhales]
I'm gonna make those housewardens pay!
Is this my room?
Okay, where to hang this?
No, not here.
This spot doesn't suit
the great Malleus either.
Nor here.
[echoing] But this spot is horrible!