Finders Keepers (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
Rocky reckons he'd be able
to sell it for us privately.
Fail to declare this,
and we both go to prison.
I've done my best
with these accounts,
but we're still
nearly 90,000 out.
I know a dealer in London.
He's seen the pictures.
'It's cash in our hands.'
200,000.
It's worth at least twice
that, and you know it.
OFFICER: There's an ongoing
surveillance operation.
DS DOYLE: So, who
do we think this is?
DETECTOR BLEEPS SLOWLY
BLEEPING CONTINUES
VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES
I still don't see what's
wrong with The Plough.
Too many people minding
other people's business.
DETECTOR BLEEPS
SLOWLY Fair enough.
Well, look, I've been
doing some thinking,
and we've still got
options. I've put together
a list of local dealers
BLEEPING INTENSIFIES
DETECTOR BLEEPS RAPIDLY
MARTIN GROANS SOFTLY
Agricultural detritus.
Anyway, as I was saying
I've changed my mind.
We had a plan - sell
and split the profit.
Which didn't work.
So now I'm gonna
declare the hoard
and hand it in to the
Finds Liaison Officer.
I'm not being funny, Martin -
it's a bit late for that, innit?
Not really. I mean
Yes, strictly speaking, we are
outside of the 14-day window,
which means we might get a
slap on the wrist, but
We had a deal,
remember? With Rocky.
He's expecting to be paid,
and he doesn't slap wrists.
And I'm grateful for his help.
We can definitely let him have
something for his trouble,
if and when we get
a legal reward.
He's YOUR friend. I'm sure
you can explain it to him.
Cheers! Thank you.
Yeah, so, Martin seems to
think that we can afford it
now that the business
is doing better.
That's smashing, lovey.
I'm so pleased for you.
Any news on Jack?
What do you mean?
I heard he was missing.
China somewhere?
That direction, anyway.
Katy from the salon's brother-in-law
said something about it.
You know, the PCSO - used
to go out with Claire.
Wh News to me. Martin
hasn't said anything.
Cash or card, lovey?
CUSTOMER: Right.
It's simple. Just
access the RFR database,
and the rest is a matter of
evidential probabilities.
So, we compare our screengrab
to the existing database and
wait for a hit.
Oh, and there it is. Er
One out of three isn't bad.
Gregory Rock.
Last address
Bridgwater, Somerset.
You looking for me?
I've explained the situation.
He knew the score
before we got into it.
So he definitely handed
it in to the police?
No, he's gone to
some museum officer.
Apparently, that's
proper procedure.
Now, I tried to stop
him, but you know Martin.
As soon as he gets an
idea in his head No.
I don't know him.
YOU do.
And you told me you
had him under control.
That is the only reason
I agreed to help you.
Look, Rock, I'm sorry.
He's made up his mind.
I-I'm not sure
what else I can do.
Like I said, if there's a
reward, then we'll cut you in.
I want my money.
Hey.
You're smart, you'll
think of something, right?
Right?
Sure.
SIGHS SOFTLY
Hi. Er, you have a room
for me? Carole Doyle.
Do you have Wi-Fi?
ADVERT PLAYS ON TV Josh.
Josh?
Hey.
Got something to show you.
Just turn this
off for a second.
TV STOPS What? Yeah.
Now Huh?
OK.
No-one has touched this
for over a thousand years.
JOSH EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY
Ah, not including you
and me, of course.
It's beautiful!
MARTIN CHUCKLES SOFTLY
Saxon, definitely.
Mm-hm. Probably
Danelaw period.
Belonged to someone important,
I mean, that's for sure.
King Alfred himself, maybe.
Ah. Remember what I told
you about King Alfred?
Burned the cakes!
Burned the cakes. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, Josh
I've had a bit of a mad moment.
What? I got carried away.
We're back on track now, though.
And I wanted you
to see it first.
Yeah. LIO mentioned you'd had
some previous dealings with him.
Mm. Nasty piece of work.
Stolen goods, mostly,
but art crime?
You do know you're
in Bridgwater?
Seems like a lovely place, sir.
Lovejoy.
You remember
Lovejoy? Ian McShane?
Sorry, sir, I
Hm. So you're, er
you're happy if I just
ask him a few ques
questions? Yeah,
knock yourself out.
CHUCKLING: Hm!
Hello?
SAM, IN DISTANCE:
Stop it. Stop it.
No, stop it. You're being
very unprofessional.
Well Yeah, well, listen
If you don't have the funding,
then you can't do the
event. It's very simple.
No, you can't put
it on me! Thank you.
Oh, for God's sake! Hello.
We meet again.
Can I help you?
Martin. Martin Stone?
We spoke the other week.
Sorry. Erm, there's
someone here.
No, I've no idea.
I'll call you back.
Yes. OK.
We'll discuss it.
SHE SCOFFS SOFTLY The talk.
Middlebow Village Hall.
The Sweet Path?
Of course. Sorry. Hi.
Hi. How are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
I'd no idea you were the
new Find Liaison Officer.
Oh, for my sins.
Someone's got to
do it, I suppose.
Personally, I think we
shouldn't encourage them.
I'm not sure what you mean.
Oh, you know - the
bloody detectorists.
Wombles in combats,
wrecking every site they
can get their hands on
before the real historians
can get a look in.
Personally, I think the whole
business should be banned.
Oh, God!
You're one of them, aren't you?
Please say you're
not one of them.
A find from a site
not far from here.
I can give you the grid references,
if that would be useful.
Coins.
Probably Anglo-Saxon.
Though, of course, as, erm
What was it?
..Womble in combats,
I defer to your superior
knowledge and experience
on the precise identification.
Thank you.
Is that everything?
Oh, yeah.
That's the lot.
DS DOYLE: Hi. Er
DS Carole Doyle.
Er, is Greg Rock here?
Nobody. Nobody's here?
No. Just you? Yeah.
And what's your name? George.
George, have you
got a second name?
Rodriguez. OK, lovely.
Where are you from?
Spain. Spain? Smashing.
Cool. Yep.
Take care. Thank you.
ANNE: Ah. Here he is.
Hiya! Ha!
At last.
Hello. Where have you been?
Erm, I still need
to pop to Josh's.
This is Bob, quoting
for Josh's room.
Bye. Oh
Erm
Tea - no sugar, no milk, cos
he's intermittent fasting.
Bye.
I'll put the kettle on.
So, what does she want?
Didn't say. Just
wanted to talk to me.
You sure it's the police?
Rock, I swear I didn't
know anything about it.
Why would I report to the police?
I might as well turn MYSELF in.
What about him?
Oh fuck knows.
Sometimes, I think Martin lives
in his own little world, you know?
You're the one that owes me.
The interest rate
just increased. Oh
Rock, I can't
There you are. Remember, we've got
dinner at Mum and Dad's tonight.
Come on, we've got to go.
Oh. Hi, I'm Laura.
Oh, er, sorry. Erm
This is Rocky. He's a
He's a friend of mine.
Hi. Really great to be able
to put a face to the name.
Ash never stops
talking about you.
Congratulations, by the way.
The new job. Oh!
Thanks. Yeah, it's exciting.
We've got to go.
We're gonna be late.
Sorry. Parents cooking.
Course. Must be a lot of
planning for that sort of thing.
Rather you than me. Ash,
I will catch up with you
tomorrow, bud.
Yeah. Sure.
ANNE: So, we're
extending your old room
and putting in a new bathroom.
We need to pick a colour.
Erm, I was thinking
maybe blue.
Erm Hm?
OK. How about
Windermere? Although
I'd actually say that
was more of a blue-green.
Oh. Physio time already. Mm.
Can't keep Ralph
waiting. Hi, Ralph!
OK, I'm gonna leave those with
you. I've circled the ones I like.
Oh, exciting.
JOSH EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY
Thanks, Ralph.
SIGHS SOFTLY
Hi! It's only us. MARTIN: Hi!
Ooh, something smells
Mum's running late,
so I've taken charge.
Thought I'd rustle up my
Signature lasagne!
..signature lasagne.
THEY CHUCKLE ASHLEY: Lovely.
However, in celebration
of your recent success,
for dessert, I also
present my 100% homemade
Oh, shit.
FIRE ALARM BLARES
MARTIN GRUNTS
Oh, what's?
Bloody hell!
ANNE GRUNTS SOFTLY
Keep Britain tidy.
Well, they shouldn't
just chuck it!
It's disgusting.
I quite agree.
I was just about to pounce,
but you beat me to it. OK.
Well, that makes us
both officially nuts.
Must be. And we call it
"mental health" these days.
More inclusive.
Ooh!
Anne. Anne Stone. Are you
visiting someone, too?
In a professional capacity.
Adil Kumar, locum
GP. New to the area.
So everyone in here
is now my patient.
At least that's what the
other partners told me.
But if I'm honest,
I don't think they relish
this particular challenge.
Well, you're the first
one I've ever seen here.
These days, you can't
even get an appointment.
That's because we spend all of
our time playing video games.
But don't tell anyone.
My son lives here,
actually - Josh.
Although we're hoping
to get him home soon.
I mean I visit him every
day, but it's not the same.
Not really.
Sorry. CHUCKLES SOFTLY
You don't need to know this.
I look forward to
meeting him. Erm
I'm gonna be
passing a bin, so
Oh. Er, yeah. OK. Er, thank you.
Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
Thanks.
Call Of Duty's waiting.
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
MARTIN: Don't worry about
washing up. We'll deal with that.
Ah, well done.
Right. Hang on. You
stay there. Thank you.
There's a lot to think
about, isn't there?
Shame about the
apple-pie experiment. Hm!
But at least you know
the smoke alarms work.
Emergency Viennetta
to the rescue!
And
I check them every month.
What, the contents of the
freezer? The smoke alarms.
You should, too.
I read somewhere about people
who take the batteries out.
It's incredible.
I'll text you when I do
it, if you like. Great (!)
As a reminder!
Actually I need
to talk to you.
We need to sort out payroll.
We need more money in
the company account.
I thought it was enough. Not
since we paid the energy bill.
Five thousand
should do it. Mm.
OK. No problem.
I'll, erm I'll
sort it first thing.
Is that, er, enough for Ashley?
Yeah. Erm
Has he
said anything to you?
Ashley. In regards to?
Ah, I don't know.
You've been spending
more time with him.
He just seems a bit
..off.
Ever since the interview, he won't
talk about the wedding at all.
Honestly I was the same.
Marriage is a big change
for the average male.
I mean
you have to think of it in
terms of opportunity cost.
OK
As in the other ways you
might spend your time.
I know what it means.
I just wanna know how you think
that's relevant to me and Ashley.
It's just that when
you commit to someone,
you can't help thinking about
all the things you're giving up.
Places you're not gonna go,
the things you're not gonna do.
All the women you're
not gonna sleep with.
It's a huge step!
And it makes us
nervous. Men, I mean.
SHE GIGGLES
Seriously?
That's what's going on in
your head - opportunity cost?
I just think it might take
a little while to sink in.
We all get there in the end.
Sometimes, us men don't
know what's good for us.
Right.
SUCKS LIPS Well,
just for that
I'm having your Viennetta.
Er, I don't I don't I
actually don't think you are!
OK, it's your wedding, not
mine. I'm gonna put Rebecca
Yes. ..Peter
Yeah and your cousin
Emma all on the same table.
Well, my cousin
Emma's dead. What?!
So, what's the? Well,
there you go. Saved on her.
So, you didn't do it?
No. I just gave her a
few coins, that's all.
Good, obviously, but
why? I mean, the last
time we spoke, you were
you were 100% on declaring it.
No. HE SIGHS
No. Come here.
The handles go down and inside.
Bowls all face the
same way. You see?
Martin. There's a procedure.
It's not exactly
an art form, but
I need to talk to you.
Not just about
you know, but
about everything
that's been going on.
It affects Laura, too.
It started online.
Football, mostly. You know,
the Ray Winstone thing.
Couple of quid here
and there, and
it just kind of mushroomed.
So, how much do you owe?
About 40,000, give or take.
MARTIN SIGHS
I know Laura's been saving
hard for the wedding
It won't cover
that amount, but
You haven't?
So this is a bookmakers
you owe? Bank loan?
They won't look at me.
So Rocky helped me out. I
Christ! I was
desperate. I had
wedding stuff to
pay for, deposits.
You know, I had some good tips
- people who knew the owners.
I could've helped you out.
Why didn't you ask me?
Why do you think?
OK.
You've been honest with me.
I'll be honest with you.
You asked me a question.
I didn't answer it.
Here's the truth
I didn't hand the hoard in
because I didn't want to.
You should've seen the
way she looked at me -
like I was nothing.
Because to people like that
I am nothing.
Not even worthy
of consideration.
You said it yourself
when we found it.
They're laughing at us.
That's true.
There's something else.
My partner, Jack.
He's gone.
Yeah. Laura mentioned it.
It's Laos, a
business trip, right?
Thailand. Should've
been back weeks ago.
There's money missing
from the company.
I told Laura it was in
a different account,
but that's not true.
He took it?
Withdrew it all the
day before he left.
How much?
I'll see your 40,000 and
raise you 40,000 more.
Shit!
Which is why we're
gonna do this.
Just the two of us.
We sell it, we get the money,
we both get what we need. OK?
What about Rocky? I'll
deal with him from now on.
He's a businessman, too.
I'm sure he'll see reason
when we explain the situation.
SIGHS GENTLY
Here y'are - check this out.
Ooh, how much? 600 a month.
It's three miles away
from the new office,
and I can hit the M5 in ten.
I think that's a
bit above budget.
We agreed 500 max.
Maybe they'll take an offer.
We should definitely
go and have a look.
Why not? Yeah? OK.
I'll see you later.
All right.
PHONE VIBRATES
HE GROANS SOFTLY
Oh
Oh, God.
DOOR BELL RINGS
Hi.
I didn't wake you?
It's 09:30, isn't it?
Actually, no, it's ten.
Oh, God. You work nights.
Sorry. I should've checked.
How can I help you?
Would you like
to, er? Yeah.
Tea. Thank you.
So, obviously, I
want to apologise.
What I said to you was terribly
unprofessional and rude,
and I'd like to draw
a line under it.
Also, I really should've
recognised you from your lecture.
But I have this
condition, which is,
well, as a result of a
small stroke I suffered.
I'm sorry about
that. Don't be.
But it's left me with what the
doctors call prosopagnosia,
which is another word for
Face blindness. From the Greek.
Yes. Well done, you.
It's the reason I
came here from London.
Look at me - I'm telling
you my life story.
Sorry.
Look, I, erm, wanted to talk
to you about these coins.
Your coins.
They really are fascinating.
Definitely Anglo-Saxon.
Gold thrymsas, which
is amazing enough.
But these markings
..here and here confirm
a recent local origin,
which suggests to me that there was
a significant settlement nearby.
That's an interesting idea.
I don't think a few coins
proves anything, but
I disagree.
And please don't take
this the wrong way,
but this is exactly why we need a
trained archaeologist in charge.
You need to show me precisely
where you found these.
I have a permission on
my brother-in-law's farm.
Family?
Excellent. Er
So a dig would be a
realistic proposition?
You'd really consider a dig?
Of course. I mean,
if there's any chance
of uncovering something
of significance,
then a dig would be
essential, wouldn't you say?
When would you like
to come and see?
No time like the present.
He's already shown me the coins.
Seemed to think they're
something and nothing.
I wouldn't say gold thrymsas
is something and nothing.
I mean, the basic
value is moderate,
but it's what they imply
that's so exciting.
We could be sitting on a
major Saxon settlement.
Sam used to work at
the British Museum.
Expect you're finding this
a bit different to London.
Well, it's certainly a
change of pace, but
I wouldn't complain.
We're just looking for an
agreement in principle,
before I explore the economics
of a major dig on your land.
Obviously, we'll compensate
you for any disruption.
Not saying yes not saying no.
Let me think on it.
Come on.
DOOR CLOSES
ANNE: Well, that
sounds exciting.
You never told me
about any Saxon coins.
I'm sure I did. Couple of weeks
ago. I must have shown you.
Anyway, if we do initiate
a dig at the farm,
Sam says I can be as
involved as I want to be.
And Nick's agreed
to all this, has he?
Not in so many words, but he
was definitely interested -
especially when
compensation was mentioned.
Oh! Well, he's consistent
- I'll give him that.
Right. Got to run.
See you. MICROWAVE BLEEPS
DOOR CLOSES
OK. Welcome, everybody.
Now, a little bit of
housekeeping before we start.
Now, next week is the
beginning of a new block,
so if you wouldn't mind putting
the necessary over into my account.
It's not much,
but it manages to keep mind
and soul together, all right?
Now, then, who
remembers the '90s?
'Ey, you remember the '90s?
YOU do, don't you?
I can tell you do.
Yeah. Tony Blair, Nirvana.
We all love a little bit
of Nirvana, don't we, eh?
And you love a bit of
grunge, don't you, Tina?
Tina loves a little
bit of grunge!
LAUGHTER And, of course
salsa!
Ooh! Everyone and
his mum was doing it.
Now, we've got a
brand-new member.
Welcome, Adil!
Oh, isn't he lovely?
Come forward. Say
hello. There he is.
Now, Anne, would you mind
partnering with Adil for tonight?
The one advantage
of having Sorry!
..a stay-at-home husband
is you get to act
like the hussy you really are!
LAUGHTER Everybody,
she loves it!
Oh, she does. Now, simmer down.
Right. Partners.
Partners, places, please.
Thank you. Lovely. OK.
I was up all night.
Right.
I've been researching things.
Our essential mistake was trying
to move the entire hoard in one go.
Almost guaranteed to
attract attention.
We need a more
professional strategy -
the little-and-often approach.
So
..that's a list of
potential contacts.
Some are known dealers,
others are friends of friends.
Laminated that?
Yeah.
I've reached out to the
more disreputable edge
of the detecting community.
Nighthawks? Possibly.
I told them I was writing an
article on the black market
for Treasure Hunting magazine.
No, I don't approve
of the title.
Well, it sounds good.
When do we start? I've
set a meet for tomorrow.
A chap from Swindon
called Martin.
Popular name back in
the '60s, obviously.
What about Rocky? I'll
make him aware of the plan.
We make a sale, we
give a percentage.
I'm sure he'll see
it makes more sense.
Softly, softly, catchee
monkey and all of that.
So, how's Laura?
Did you talk to her?
We're gonna look at a flat.
But she's fine.
All right? I trust you.
You're on top of this.
We'll fix this, right?
SALSA MUSIC PLAYS
Good! Good.
Lovely.
Now, relax here. That's it.
Remember you're a senorita -
sensuous, sinuous, sexy.
Oh, that's very good.
Very good. Yeah, very good.
Let's have a look over here.
You've done this
before, haven't you?
I spent some time
travelling in Cuba.
Have you been there? Er
well, not since I fought
alongside Che Guevara.
Viva the revolution, all that.
Really? I wouldn't
put you a day over 70.
That's actually rude.
I was a child soldier. Yes.
OK. I can either be
kind, or I can be honest.
Let me have a show
of hands for kind.
OK, let's go back to basics.
Lesson one - counting to cuatro.
Places, please,
everyone. Come on.
You wait here.
Safety in numbers.
You're my back-up.
If there's a problem,
call the police, OK?
All right, if you're sure.
I'll be here if you need me.
Hello? Rocky?
RUMBLING
Hi.
I thought we could
have a discussion.
Get things straight.
First of all, both Ashley and I
would like to thank
you for your efforts.
I know you tried your best to
get us a good deal on the er,
merchandise.
However
I've come to the conclusion that
we're better off
with a new strategy.
I know Ashley owes you a
significant amount of money,
and we fully intend to
pay that back in full.
Plus a commission for all
your hard work so far.
Well, that's very
generous of you.
We want to be fair.
Obviously, I'll keep you
updated on our progress.
Well, thank you.
We want to sell off
the materials
in small batches, to
various dealers. Er
It will take some time.
But I believe we can get
close to the real price
with minimal risk.
Understood.
Can I just say how nice it is to
be doing business with a grown-up?
I mean
Ashley, he's a good kid.
But he's immature.
You know, impulsive.
Tell me about
Listen to me, you fucking cunt!
You owe me.
You really think you
can walk around here
dictating terms like it's one of
your fucking village-hall meetings?
You know what your problem is?
You think you're a cut
above people like me.
You think you're a clever cunt
that can play games
and get away with it.
Well, I am gonna make
you fucking suffer.
Not because you owe me.
Just because I fucking want to.
So here is what is gonna happen.
You are both gonna
pay me every week,
in cash,
until I tell you to stop.
I don't give a fuck where
you get the money from.
You understand me?
Good.
Now fuck off.
Shit!
Thank you for looking after me.
Your husband doesn't dance?
Martin? Erm
He tried once, in
1984, at a wedding.
Yeah. The DJ asked him to stop
cos he was endangering passers-by.
You'll be here next week?
I'm here every week.
Thank you very much.
And there's the village
dance Friday if you're free.
We're all going.
I'll, er, see you there, then.
Good evening.
SHE SCOFFS
DOOR OPENS
Oh! Sorry.
Oh! What happened to you?
I tripped over that
bloody step in The Plough,
straight into the fruit machine.
It's all right now. Oh.
Lucky I didn't marry
you for your looks.
Well, hurry up. I need a whizz!
No, no. Go on, go on. I'm done.
AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Call
our direct number
'to discuss urgent
repayment options.
'Do not ignore this message.'
DOOR SLAMS
SAM: Fuck! You won't
believe what he's done.
It's a total fucking disaster.
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
This is a site of potential
historical importance.
You can't just dig it up!
Got a problem with the drainage.
This is wanton destruction. What
do you think you're gonna find?
Like I said, got a
problem with the drainage.
Oi! Hey, hey.
It's a working
farm, see? Sam. Sam!
Let's just go. There's no point.
Come on. Fuck!
All right, Nick? Yeah.
Look at his face. Look
at his fucking face!
ENGINE STARTS
CACKLES SOFTLY
SHE CLEARS THROA
So what do you think?
What do I think about what?
SHE GROANS SOFTLY
The dress?
It's for Paul's little do.
Nice. Very smart.
OK, got to go.
Got a lecture on Roman
drainage systems, near Chard.
That's the lecture,
not the drainage.
HE CHUCKLES Mm.
Hi. Er, I left my number,
but you didn't call.
They, erm, told me
to come in and wait.
DS Carole Doyle.
Got a few questions.
Oh, keep it.
Been up to London recently?
Is this an interview?
No, just gathering information.
So I don't have to
tell you anything?
You'd be helping the police
with their enquiries.
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
I always wondered
what that meant.
Yes. Yes?
I've been to London
recently. On business?
Business.
Pleasure.
I always like to mix it up.
Seeing anyone in particular?
Popped in to see an old
friend. It's been too long.
Were you selling or buying?
Do you play poker?
Not really. Know the rules.
My call.
Can I help you
with anything else?
ANNE: Hello!
Where's Paul? He's
just sent a message.
His partner's broken her
ankle out with the dog,
so we're postponing.
She's a she!
Not a he! Did you know?
Oh Tina! Yes!
Alec and I are staying
to inform the latecomers.
Oh, sorry. It's cancelled.
Paul's WIFE'S
had an accident. Ankle
fracture, with the dog.
Oh, dear. I was
looking forward to it.
I suppose that means
we're all at a loose end.
Yeah, I'm a locum. It's mainly
maternity leave these days.
Six months, then I move on.
And you're all right with that?
I get to see the world and
meet fascinating people.
The secret is to
join clubs. Wow!
I never go anywhere. Not really.
Well, there was Tenerife.
I love Tenerife.
The volcano is incredible.
We didn't actually go.
Martin was concerned
about the risks involved.
Did you know that a pyroclastic
flow can outrun a racehorse?
Well, I do now.
SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
It's, er It's
good to be careful.
Fine line, though,
between careful and
well, boring.
Maybe.
Listen, I-I better get back.
Thank you for the drink.
Er, my pleasure. I'll see you
next week at the, er, dance class.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
So, did you
arrange, er, some sort of code?
Not with you.
You know, so you can
recognise the contact.
Like a red carnation
in your buttonhole or
a secret password.
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
Martin?
Martin.
These from your
personal collection?
Er, my daughter's getting
married - to Ashley here.
You know how much
that costs these days.
I'm not married.
I can give you 400.
Five.
We need canapes.
Well, that was
fine. Yeah, eh?
Hi!
Oh, er Yep.
Get the beers in. Yeah.
DOOR OPENS
ASHLEY: Hiya.
DOOR CLOSES
Laura?
WATER RUNS
I just checked the accounts.
Where is it?
Right.
I had to move some
stuff around, right?
Pay some people.
But it's all sorted, I promise.
You spent our wedding money.
No. Laura, you don't
understand, all right? Relax.
It's not a big deal. It's
just a cash-flow thing.
Look.
You fucking bastard.
Laura.
SHE GASPS TEARFULLY
SHE SQUEALS