Fortnite x The Simpsons (2025) s01e02 Episode Script
Sugar High
1
Uh, Homer, your shard is
loaded with Zero Point energy.
The most dangerous force in The Omniverse.
Next, of course, to love.
Let me study it, for the sake of science.
With the fame and the money and
the Nobel Prizes that they throw at you.
In good time, Professor.
First, I must
finish making Springfield a paradise.
Well… [scoffs] …what more can you do?
You've already turned
my robocaller into a lady bot.
Let's go home, tiger.
[beeps]
-[heroic music playing]
-I shall rain abundance
down upon my people
like a giant showerhead with
a low-flow restriction disabled.
What does that cloud look like to you?
Uh, the toroidal electron
cloud of the helium atom,
which in layman's terms is a donut.
[clicks]
[both scream]
-Behold. Giant food from the sky!
-Ah, it's just remarkable.
It's remarkable, but you should
certainly keep that shard for now.
Although… [sighs] …it leaves me absolutely
nothing to show the Nobel Prize committee.
Hmm.
[clicks]
Fantastic. I cannot wait to study me.
Self-dissection, here I come.
With the cutting
and the looking and the… Ouch.
[rumbling, zapping]
[theme music playing]
[tires screech]
[clamoring]
[stammers] As the town mob "whipper-up,"
I say Homer has gone too far.
He dropped a huge cream pie on me.
I'm a clown.
It's only funny when I throw the pie.
[residents laughing]
I'll take the laugh.
Let's get rid of our
city's so-called savior.
Okay, Homer.
You know how to handle angry mobs.
First, get rid of the evidence,
then blame Lenny.
I can toss this
where I dump all my garbage.
So long, trouble.
[pops, rumbling]
Core flare-up. Good sign.
Now to take a break.
Lucky I filled up
the town with comfy love seats. [gasps]
There's still some candy
left in that candy bar wrapper.
[strains, grunts]
-[splashes]
-[groans]
So many regrets.
Losing family.
Never got to eat candy bar.
D'oh!
[hissing]
-Find donuts.
-Kiss Marge.
Stupid Flanders.
[all groaning]
Uh, Homer, your shard is
loaded with Zero Point energy.
The most dangerous force in The Omniverse.
Next, of course, to love.
Let me study it, for the sake of science.
With the fame and the money and
the Nobel Prizes that they throw at you.
In good time, Professor.
First, I must
finish making Springfield a paradise.
Well… [scoffs] …what more can you do?
You've already turned
my robocaller into a lady bot.
Let's go home, tiger.
[beeps]
-[heroic music playing]
-I shall rain abundance
down upon my people
like a giant showerhead with
a low-flow restriction disabled.
What does that cloud look like to you?
Uh, the toroidal electron
cloud of the helium atom,
which in layman's terms is a donut.
[clicks]
[both scream]
-Behold. Giant food from the sky!
-Ah, it's just remarkable.
It's remarkable, but you should
certainly keep that shard for now.
Although… [sighs] …it leaves me absolutely
nothing to show the Nobel Prize committee.
Hmm.
[clicks]
Fantastic. I cannot wait to study me.
Self-dissection, here I come.
With the cutting
and the looking and the… Ouch.
[rumbling, zapping]
[theme music playing]
[tires screech]
[clamoring]
[stammers] As the town mob "whipper-up,"
I say Homer has gone too far.
He dropped a huge cream pie on me.
I'm a clown.
It's only funny when I throw the pie.
[residents laughing]
I'll take the laugh.
Let's get rid of our
city's so-called savior.
Okay, Homer.
You know how to handle angry mobs.
First, get rid of the evidence,
then blame Lenny.
I can toss this
where I dump all my garbage.
So long, trouble.
[pops, rumbling]
Core flare-up. Good sign.
Now to take a break.
Lucky I filled up
the town with comfy love seats. [gasps]
There's still some candy
left in that candy bar wrapper.
[strains, grunts]
-[splashes]
-[groans]
So many regrets.
Losing family.
Never got to eat candy bar.
D'oh!
[hissing]
-Find donuts.
-Kiss Marge.
Stupid Flanders.
[all groaning]