Haha, You Clowns (2025) s01e02 Episode Script

Viral

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(DRAMATIC TUNE PLAYING) ♪
We can expect light showers
into the weekend,
but that should ease up
by Saturday afternoon,
so you might have to push
that tee time back
just a couple of hours.
And that's the tea, honey.
Yeah, it's on tonight ♪
(CREW CHEERING)
-(PRESTON LAUGHS)
-(TRISTAN CHEERS)
Oh, my God.
That's freaking hilarious.
(LAUGHS) He's got moves.
Like, I started watching
Channel 5 just to see him.
Oh, my God. What if Dad did this
for his weather report?
Oh, my God.
I was thinking
the exact same thing.
Show us another one.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Yeah, it's ♪
Like, it jumped
two million views
in just a couple of hours.
Dad, are you even watching?
Wow, that's really neat,
Preston.
Can you grab me that power cord?
Dad, like, you gotta do a dance
during the weather report.
-Yeah, Dad.
-(LAUGHS) That'd be something.
-(DRILL WHIRRING)
-Dad!
-Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
-Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
What the heck? Darn thing.
-Dad, seriously, think about it.
-You'd be an internet sensation.
Not to mention,
a household name.
And Two for You would get
a huge ratings boost.
Just in time for sweeps week.
(DOG BARKING)
Listen boys, I don't know
about all this viral influencer
streaming mumbo jumbo,
but the network's doing
just fine.
-We came in third last quarter.
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-Uh, I'll tell you what.
Let me sleep on it tonight,
and we'll talk
about it again tomorrow.
-How's that sound?
-Yes! Dad's going viral!
-TOM CAMPBELL: Aha! Gotcha!
-(DRILL WHIRRING)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-(CROWD LAUGHS)
Tom, you've got
to check this out.
Oh, gosh. My boy showed me this.
You need to start working
on your moves, Tom.
Uh, whatever happened
to just reporting the weather?
You should do a dance
during your report.
-Oh, that would be so funny.
-That'd be something.
No, really, Tom.
Could be good for Channel 2.
And we're back
in five, four, three
-(NEWS INTRO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
It's been a gorgeous week here,
but will the beautiful weather
stick around?
Chief Meteorologist,
Tom Campbell, with the weather.
Thanks, Don. We've been blessed
with warm sunshine
and clear skies
all throughout the metro.
Here's a view
from outside our studio.
Just gorgeous.
Eighty-five degree high today.
Uh, slight dip
into the sixties overnight,
but there's a wall of moisture
making its way
across the plains.
-Uh, uh, uh-uh.
-TOM: So, uh, um
Uh, before you go reaching
for those pool noodles
later this afternoon,
Mother Nature's got
a little surprise up her skirt.
I mean, sleeve.
Up, uh, up her sleeve.
-Uh Uh-huh. Right. Sorry. Mm.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
sweet music ♪
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) And we've
got some music playing.
Hey! Who doesn't like music?
Oh, yeah. All right. (CHUCKLES)
Pass the mic back to Don.
-Pass the mic back to Tom.
-Go, Tom. Go, Tom.
CREW MEMBER: Show us
your moves, Tom.
Hmm. Oh.
Hey, this is what I call
the tornado tango. (CHUCKLES)
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
(CHUCKLES) Whoa,
I'm getting dizzy.
(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)
-(MUSIC FADES) ♪
-(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
we're gonna go
to a quick commercial break.
But we still have viewer mail
to get to, so stick around.
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(TOM CHUCKLES)
Hey, what happened
to the music? (CHUCKLES)
Well, that's not gonna go viral.
(SIGHS) Jesus Christ.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
(TUTS) So stupid.
What was I thinking?
Spinning in circles,
tornado tango. So stupid.
-(PRESTON LAUGHS)
-Hey, nothing below the belt.
Ow! That one's gonna
leave a mark.
-(LAUGHS)
-Do me next.
You want single shot or burst?
Mm Maybe burst.
-Whoa! Buzzcut!
-Dad!
-Oh, my God, did I graze you?
-Hey, Mr. Campbell.
Hey, gang. Watching any more
of those funny dance videos?
No, but that's
a million-dollar idea.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I could learn
a thing or two.
-Oh, my God, let us teach you.
-Yes! Dad's going viral!
-Gonna go grab my Bluetooth!
-Yes! Dad's going viral!
al! al!
-(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(CHUCKLES)
Go easy on me, girls.
Okay, you're gonna step,
drop your shoulder, and snap.
-All right.
-FRIEND: One, two, three, four.
-Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
-GIRL: One, two, three, four.
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Your shoulders,
Mr. Campbell.
-You look like a chicken.
-All right, all right.
-He's doing his best.
-You're doing great, Dad.
FRIENDS: One, two, three,
and snap.
-A Ambitious smile, Dad.
-All right. (CHUCKLES)
Hey! I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
Yeah, just snap on the downbeat.
Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm.
-Just one snap.
-Mm.
And big smiles.
Let me see
those beautiful teeth.
And left foot behind your right.
-TOM: Yeah, all right.
-ALL: Left foot!
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Huh. Whoa!
-God damn it!
-Dad!
-PRESTON: Dad, are you okay?
-(GROANS)
Oh, my gosh, Dad!
-Who put the boombox there?
-(TOM GROANS)
-(PANTS) I'm so sorry.
-(PHONE RINGING)
-Hello. Yeah. Uh-huh.
-(MUSIC FADES) ♪
-I'll be right in.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
Uh, uh. All right, they--
they need me at the station.
You girls
should probably head home.
Possibly se-- Po--
Possible severe weather.
-PRESTON: Dad!
-DUNCAN: Dad!
-PRESTON: Dad!
-DUNCAN: Dad!
Dad! Dad, you're in no state
to be driving an automobile
-right now.
-PRESTON: Dad!
-Dad! Dad!
-DUNCAN: Dad!
-PRESTON: Dad!
-DUNCAN: (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Someone want to help me?
-(GROANS)
-I could use a hand.
-Yep.
-(GROANS)
That beat was just too fast.
Why'd you girls insist
on playing such a fast beat?
-You knew he was a beginner.
-He did really well.
But, like, I guess
I'm just trying to figure out
why you decided
to push him so hard.
Like, what does
that even accomplish?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
We'll clean up the rest.
(SIGHS) Get out of here.
It's not safe to stick around.
Call us when you get home.
-(THUMPS)
-(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
Not showing any signs
of weakening, but
(SNIFFLES)
it should blow past us.
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Mm-hmm.
Do me a favor and zoom out.
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Look at that velocity
registering in vortex.
It's indicating strong,
low-level rotation.
Do me a favor
and keep an eye on that.
Thanks, Frank.
(MUSIC FADES) ♪
Funny, I thought you said
we were out of ice cream.
-(CROWD LAUGHING)
-Uh (MUFFLED) Ice cream?
(STATIC NOISE)
(NEWS ALERT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
We'll get you back to Doug
and Carrie as soon as we can,
but right now we're looking
at live footage of a touchdown
just west of Claremore County.
Now, weather Doppler eight
is indicating that this system
will be moving just south of us,
but what we need
to be looking at
-is right up here.
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay, well, that's interesting.
This formation is actually
ramping up in speed
since I last checked.
I'm issuing a tornado warning
for Adair
and Blenheim counties.
If you're in those counties,
please seek shelter now.
Let's get back to the system
we're tracking.
Okay, okay,
I'm seeing circulation now.
As a matter of fact,
this is gonna be moving
right over my house,
so I'm calling
my boys right now.
Bear with me here
for one moment.
(LINE RINGING)
Come on, come on,
pick up, pick up.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) Hey, Dad,
we're watching right now.
Preston, wrangle up
your brothers
and head
to the storm shelter now.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) All right,
you heard the man. Let's move.
Duncan, leave your computer.
We got-- We got to go.
DUNCAN: (OVER PHONE) I am.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) Okay,
we're hearing sirens, Dad.
(SIRENS BLARING)
We hear them too.
I'm asking everyone at home
to seek shelter now.
This is not a drill.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE)
This isn't a drill, fellas.
-Duncan, leave it.
-DUNCAN: (OVER PHONE) I am.
-TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE) Dad.
-Yeah, Tristan.
TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE)
We're so sorry about earlier.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) Yeah, Dad.
TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE)
We pushed you way too hard.
-We see that now.
-(SNIFFLES)
Hey, stop that.
There's no need to apologize.
So, I have two left feet.
Big whoop.
Your mother was the real dancer
in the family.
She had "Moves Like Jagger."
-(BOYS LAUGHING OVER PHONE)
-(LAUGHS)
TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE) What--
What did he say?
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) He said
mom had "Moves Like Jagger."
(ALL LAUGHING)
What I aim to be good at
is keeping you boys safe.
Are you in the shelter?
TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE)
We are walking.
-We are walking.
-(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
TRISTAN: (OVER PHONE)
We are walking.
We are entering the shelter now.
All right, let's hustle.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE)
To the hustle!
(CROWD CHEERING)
-I love you boys.
-TRISTAN: We love you too, Dad.
Now, get back
to what God put you
on this planet for,
and that's reporting
the weather.
-(ALL HUMMING)
-(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(MUSIC RISES)
All right, taking a closer look
back at live Doppler eight,
we can still see that this storm
is producing a strong updraft.
(OVER RADIO)
Please seek shelter immediately.
Preferably, this would be
a central room in your home,
away from windows and away
from combustible pipes.
And it looks like the worst
of it is behind us now.
We'll get you back
to Doug and Carrie,
but stay tuned
for any other updates
as we get our reporters
out in the field.
(APPLAUSE)
TOM: (OVER TV) Preston,
wrangle up your brothers
and head
to the storm shelter now.
PRESTON: (OVER PHONE) All right,
you heard the man. Let's move.
Duncan, leave your computer.
-We got-- We got to go.
-DUNCAN: (OVER PHONE) I am.
(ANCHOR ON SCREEN) A weatherman
makes a panic call home
to his three sons
during last weekend's storm.
-It's already at 200K.
-Yes, Dad officially went viral.
Walk me through it.
What were you boys thinking
in that moment?
(SCOFFS) Not to make a
(STUTTERS)
Um Not to make a fool
of ourselves
on live TV, for one.
I think I speak for the rest
of the fellas
when I say just how proud we are
of this guy.
He's more
than a weatherman to us.
He's our dad.
All right, let's give it up
for Dad.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be giving autographs
after the show.
(ALL LAUGH)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
It was
the next recommended video.
I swear I didn't touch that.
Own the night ♪
(CHUCKLES AND GRUNTS)
-All right. (CHUCKLES)
-Go, Dad. You went viral.
ALL: Go, Dad. You went viral.
Go, Dad. You went viral.
Go, Dad. You went viral.
Go, Dad
Our bodies
Looking right, right ♪
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(MUSIC FADES) ♪
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