Kian's Bizarre B&B (2025) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
1
-[Jin] Should we cook?
-[Kian] Let's.
[Ye-eun] Shouldn't we wipe the floor?
Let's cook the rice here,
and the pork belly there.
[Jin] I know. Let's use this.
And the fire in here?
It'll get too hot.
Then down there?
-Light the fire here, cook the meat here.
-Oh, yeah?
-[whooshes]
-[Ye-eun screams]
STARTLED
-Whoa!
-Be careful.
-That could've gone really badly.
-[Jin] Give me that.
TERRIFYING FIREPOWER
-Kian, use this.
-Huh? We had that?
-[Kian] There.
-[Jin] It worked.
-[hissing]
-[Jin] Yeah, yeah.
Wow, it's so powerful.
LIGHTS THE FIREPLACE
WITH AN EMPTY CAULDRON
TO MAKE RICE
AND TO GET RID OF INSECTS
PUTS IN A LOT OF WOOD
[Jin] What happened to the cutting board?
I wonder why they never connected
a chimney to the furnace.
WITHOUT A CHIMNEY,
SMOKE GOES OUT THE WINDOWS
Oh, it burns.
-Uh, it stings, what the
-The fire's too strong.
Who makes a furnace without a chimney?
I DO
Hey, we need to wash this quickly.
It's heating up.
WASHING AFTER HEATING
-Wash it here.
-My eyes are burning.
[groans]
-Why's this so heavy? Can't believe this.
-[Jin] I'll do it.
Hold on
-There's way too much smoke.
-And we're sleeping in here?
USING THE FAN TO VENTILATE
[coughs]
[Seong-un] I seriously can't
keep my eyes open.
I built a rocket in high school, remember?
And even that didn't produce
nearly this much smoke.
I can't keep my eyes open! [groans]
Oh, my God!
[Ye-eun] Ugh, damn it!
[laughing]
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE
Your true colors are starting
to show. [groans]
ME TOO
[Jin] Ye-eun, I'll do it.
-[Kian] This right?
-[Jin] Yeah.
THE CAULDRON IS SE
[exhaling]
Smells like the countryside in here.
It's nice.
[Choi coughs]
I think it'd be better
if you moved over there.
No, don't worry about us. Just relax.
KIAN'S B&B
[laughing]
-So peaceful.
-[chuckling]What even is this?
[Seong-eun] I can breathe again.
[Sung-ho] It's only the first day,
so I'm thinking,
"Ha-ha,this is good fun and all,"
but home design
is definitely not Kian's forte.
I need to make rice.
HOW WILL KIAN'S RICE TASTE?
[Ye-eun grunts]
A POT INSIDE THE CAULDRON?
[mumbles, groans]
-What idiot designed this place?
-[sighs]
I DID
[Jin laughs, squeals]
Oh, my eyes!
Hey, wait, the food trays. [coughs]
PREPARING THE MEAL TRAYS
IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS
-[Jin groans]
-[groans, sighs]
-Jeez, the smell.
-I seriously can't
I can't stay in that room any longer.
ESCAPING AFTER RICE STARTS COOKING
I'm tearing up.
[groans]
[breathes]
So we've got the rice going.
We can grill the pork belly.
-Let's start once the other guests arrive.
-We should do that.
Whoa, look at the sky!
Look, a rainbow!
-[all exclaim]
-Magical.
KIAN'S B&B
Straight out of a cartoon.
Want me to take a picture of you two?
-That's okay.
-Stand there.
Kian, you're so sentimental.
I don't like to take pictures,
but it's a special day.
-Say, "Rainbow."
-[both] Rainbow.
-[Ye-eun] That rainbow's amazing.
-[Jin] Incredible.
[Jin] Should we unpack while we wait?
We need to settle in.
-Uh, sure.
-Uh, okay.
-We haven't checked out our quarters yet.
-Let's go unpack.
[Jin] Opening on the day we arrive
is intense. This is brutal.
[Kian] Sorry.
This is my first time doing this.
UNPACKING IN THE STAFF'S QUARTERS
WHILE THE RICE COOKS
A TOAD?
A SMALL STATUE OF THE BUDDHA?
A BELL?
6:30 P.M.
AT THE MONORAIL
Luggage in the back.
-Oh.
-Load it up.
Do I just get on here?
It certainly looks that way.
-[loud whirring]
-That scared me.
QUICKLY TAKES OFF
[yelps] I'm scared. [chuckles nervously]
What is this?
THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO KIAN'S B&B
Watch out!
[squeals]
I'm getting rained all over my face.
Wow! Whoa, whoa, it's so pretty.
This is seriously way too much!
[squeals]
[girl 1] God, it's so pretty.
Wait, it's this far?
There's a rainbow.
-Where?
-There.
Whoa!
No way!
Are we the first ones here?
Sounds like guests are coming.
[Seong-eun]
But none of the staff are here.
What do we do?
[Sung-ho] Man, this is insanity.
[gasps]
HESITAN
What do we do?
-[Sung-ho] Hello.
-[girl 1] Hello!
[Seong-eun] Hello.
[Seong-eun] It's very smoky inside.
TWO GUESTS CHECK IN
AT A KIAN-LESS KIAN'S B&B
The staff went to quickly unpack
some things, so
-Wait, what's going on in there?
-[Sung-ho] We're cooking rice.
-Rice?
-[Seong-eun] Yeah.
-[Sung-ho] Yeah.
-Seems like it's burning.
Can we go inside yet?
-[Sung-ho] If you don't mind the smoke.
-[Ga-hyun] Oof!
Oh, my eyes are burning.
[Ga-hyun] I was so shocked.
[Jun-hee] The smoke from the cauldron
was beyond belief.
Seriously, never have I had
so much trouble keeping my eyes open.
Oof!
I'm getting teary.
Oh. [coughs]
I think something's wrong here.
[bell dings]
KIAN'S B&B
PLEASE LET KIAN'S B&B BE A SUCCESS
[clanging]
What are you doing?
They say if you scratch its back,
you'll receive good luck.
Here comes good luck.
-I can hear the luck coming.
-Yep.
CROAK
-Let's go.
-[both pant]
-[Jin] Are the other guests here?
-Here comes the staff.
THE STAFF RETURNS
-[Ye-eun] Hello.
-[Kian] Hello.
[Sung-ho]
This place is gonna go out of business.
[Kian panting]
-Did you put out the fire?
-Huh?
Hold on.
[yells]
[yells]
[groans loudly]
ACTIVATING THE VENTILATION SYSTEM
[Ga-hyun] Oh, great idea.
Oh, the fire's so strong.
[grunts]
-[sizzles]
-Yeah!
PUTS OUT THE FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE
[pants]
[grunts]
[Sung-ho] Oh, good work.
Please keep working hard. Oh, Jesus.
Working under a stupid owner
will make your body suffer.
-[Ye-eun] Exactly.
-What did you say?
I was imagining Hyori's Bed and Breakfast.
I was hoping for something similar.
-So was I.
-Same producer, right?
I envisioned
Hyori's Bed and Breakfast too.
Everything looked comfy on that show.
When the guests arrived,
I just wanted to chat with them a little
and, you know, get to know them,
but we were already so disorganized.
At that point, I was totally freaking out.
DID THE RICE COOK WELL?
IT'S JUST WATER AND RICE
It did cook a little.
What do you mean, "cooked a little"?
Rice needs to be cooked completely.
No, it's about half-cooked.
Kind of like rare. It's cooked rare.
[Jin] So rice soaked in water!
This isn't going to work.
Let's cook it on the portable stove.
Ah, it'd be really handy
if we had another one.
THINKING
[Jun-hee] The bathroom light
doesn't turn on.
[Ga-hyun] You must be hungry.
-Owner, I got an idea.
-Yeah?
We cook the rice with the gas stove,
light the fire again
Light it again?
wash the larger cauldron,
and grill the pork belly on it.
Sure, I'll do all the work.
Or should we just buy mulhoe?
-Mulhoe?
-[Ye-eun] I think that'll be faster.
For today. We've got to. Just today.
No, Ye-eun, don't compromise.
It'll taste the same anyway.
-Just for today?
-Just for today, you know?
-Ye-eun!
-No, well, we all make mistakes.
It's natural that people make mistakes.
[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?
We can just burn those logs
and grill the meat.
That'll take another hour and a half.
It'd be quicker to buy some mulhoe.
COOKING FOOD THEMSELVES
VERSUS BUYING MULHOE
WHAT WILL THE OWNER CHOOSE?
No, no, no. We have to serve our guests.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
WE MAKE MEALS FOR GUESTS
[Jin] Yeah, you're right.
Then I'll wash that cauldron.
["We Are the Superstars" playing]
A superstar ♪
[yelps] It's cold.
A superstar ♪
[grunts]
We are the superstars ♪
We shine, oh, we shine ♪
[Kian grunts]
We shine, huh ♪
[both grunting]
[loud whooshing]
Only going higher, uh ♪
RELI
[song stops]
SILENCE
You enjoying your stay so far?
ARE WE LIKING OUR STAY?
-They just got here!
-[laughing]
[Kian] So, how long
are you guys staying with us?
-Three days, two nights.
-Me too.
Oh, you too? Did you guys meet here?
-Just now.
-While coming down here on the monorail.
Got it. Well, all of you are here anyway,
so I wish you all a relaxing stay.
[laughs]
8:00 P.M.
THE RICE IS COOKED
-Get rice, everyone.
-[Kian] Time to eat.
How'd the rice turn out so good?
I mean, I cooked it, but
-[Ye-eun] It's so steamy.
-[Kian] Help yourselves, everyone.
We're not providing breakfast tomorrow.
-All right?
-Okay.
Eat a lot now. If you're hungry
in the morning, there's no food.
-Why isn't there?
-A B&B without breakfast?
Usually there would be,
but tomorrow's an exception.
Normally there is, but we had to
switch it up today.
We're serving a meal in advance.
FINISHES OILING THE CAULDRON
Oh, it's hot.
[exhales]
I feel like this might not work.
Hmm.
I think I better ask for help.
[line ringing]
-[man on phone] Hey.
-Hey, teach.
-You having fun?
-[Jin loudly] Hey, teach!
-Having fun?
-Hey, teach, I'm filming right now.
Who's that?
You know something about cauldrons, right?
What kind of cauldron?
Just, you know, a cast iron cauldron.
-[Jun-hee] Is that
-Paik Jong-won.
ANOTHER BIG STAR
-[Sung-ho] That voice.
-I recognize it.
But a burnt cauldron isn't serious enough
to call Mr. Paik Jong-won. Is it?
[Seong-eun] Paik Jong-won?
I keep scrubbing and black stuff
keeps coming out. What now?
Yeah, you're supposed to cook
with it first.
Try frying or boiling something
in the cauldron first.
Then it should get
a good coating naturally.
Okay, but all this black stuff
keeps coming out of it.
Just eat it. It won't kill you, kid.
It won't come off
when the cauldron gets hot.
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
-Got it.
-Enjoy your dinner.
-Thanks.
-Bye.
-Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
-I asked Mr. Paik Jong-won about it.
-What'd he say?
It's fine to eat out of.
PROBLEM SOLVED
Thank goodness for Mr. Paik.
Well, great, great.
Folks worried about hygiene can use this.
You're a little more wild, use that.
[Jin] He said less black stuff
comes out if it's on high heat.
I'll look forward to your cooking.
[all laugh, cheer]
Good luck.
GLARE
-What? What?
-[laughter]
-Want help?
-That'd be great.
You want my help? I'll join you.
Why didn't you just ask for help?
I'd feel lonely doing it all by myself.
You would?
Of course!
This food, we can't let any of it
go uneaten.
-We're gonna be here a while.
-[Jin] Great.
MUNCH
-Why are you snacking on that onion?
-Want some?
-Of course not.
-It's good.
It's ready. The meat.
[sizzling]
Mr. Owner, the heat's gotten low.
Again? Let's torch it again then.
[loud whooshing]
[grunts]
[Jin groans]
How is it?
[Jin] Mr. Paik was right,
the meat's not blackening.
THE FRYING PAN TEAM
Let me cook first.
Let me do the cooking first.
Guests, please just stay put.
This is going great.
Our meat is cooking quicker.
Theirs isn't cooking.
-Let's eat. Aren't you hungry?
-[Sung-ho] The meat's almost done.
We're the winners.
[laughing]
[laughs]
-It's looking pretty chaotic in there.
-[Ye-eun] Total chaos.
It's as smoky as when
they were making rice earlier.
VENTILATION SYSTEM IS ON
[sizzling]
-[Kian] How's the meat?
-Well, it's doing not too bad.
[Kian] Okay.
Let's cook some kimchi in the middle.
-[Jin] Should we or not?
-[Kian] Let's try cooking this.
[Jin] Just this much? Put it in.
-Green onion.
-Why are you putting in the green onion?
Oh, it's good grilled.
-[sizzling]
-[both groan]
Let's grill this too.
-Ow, that stings.
-Grill this.
-Why the green onion?
-[Kian] Just try it.
-[Jin] What are you talking about?
-[Kian] Just try it.
They do this in Italy.
-[Jin] It's burnt.
-Put it in.
-[Jin] It's burnt.
-Put this in, give me that.
[Kian] Hey. This
let's cook it on the frying pan.
Dang, it looks good.
-[Jin] That onion is still raw.
-[Kian] This needs to be cooked more.
Ow, it's hot, it's hot.
-Put gloves on.
-Okay.
[Kian] Take this outside.
Kimchi too. One more piece.
Kimchi.
[groans]
We're all eating already.
Okay, Ye-eun was right.
See? I was right.
[Sung-ho] The pan is sizzling.
[Ye-eun] We're enjoying ourselves here.
-[Ye-eun] You eat, I'll do it.
-[Jin] Hurry up and eat.
-Hmm!
-[Jun-hee] Is it good?
-[Jin] It's so good.
-Exactly.
-Mm, it's so good.
-[Ye-eun] Exactly.
-Yeah.
-[Ga-hyun] Is it good?
-Mm, it's so good.
-[Seong-eun] It's so good.
[Jun-hee] We're planning to go
there tomorrow morning.
[Ye-eun] The kimchi's tasty.
Was this what you originally
had in mind for the show?
[Kian] Originally?
-I'm happy with this.
-That's fine then.
You stay in B&Bs to rest and relax, right?
[all] Yeah.
So you just lie in your room alone
and relax while you're here.
-It's a bonus there aren't walls.
-[Sung-ho] You're right.
TOGETHER AS ONE AT KIAN'S B&B
If there's anything making
your stay uncomfortable, let us know.
-I'm uncomfortable.
-There's so much smoke.
[laughs]
-[Sung-ho] The smoke is a little too much.
-It's a lot.
-[Ye-eun] It's making my nose run.
-I'm uncomfortable.
-[Sung-ho] You want us to sleep there?
-I can't believe what I said.
After that mess, I'm telling you to
tell me if you're uncomfortable.
Everything about this place
must be uncomfortable for you.
Since you're here,
might as well have a drink.
-Do we have cups?
-Pretty sure we don't.
We can use the food trays.
Can we drink out of the food trays?
I'm fine with that.
-I don't care either.
-Let's do it.
Let me give each of you a welcome drink.
Have a drink, each of you. Here.
-Thank you.
-Have a pleasant stay, everyone.
MAKGEOLLI BOWLS FOR GUESTS
Think of this as your home. For you
MEAL TRAYS FOR STAFF
-[Jun-hee] So funny.
-Need to go to bed.
Shouldn't we take a picture?
We'll wanna look back on this.
Millennials and Gen Z-ers
take these kinds of pictures.
-Three, two, one.
-[all] Cheers.
[Sung-ho] Which direction?
[slurping, gulps]
[exhales loudly]
It's nice.
-You seem like an athlete
-Do I?
-Am I'm right?
-No, I'm retired.
You're retired?
-You're, like, 20 years old.
-Twenty-three.
Why'd you retire? You're only 23.
-You did dance, right?
-[Jun-hee] No.
-[Ye-eun] Swimming.
-Gymnastics.
-[Ga-hyun] Swimming? Gymnastics?
-I did artistic swimming. Water ballet.
I was close!
[exclaims]
[Ga-hyun] I was born in '05. I'm 20.
-Wow, 20 years old?
-[Ye-eun] What's your dream?
-[Jin] What's on the top of your list?
-A flight attendant.
-Flight attendant. It suits her.
-[Jin] Yeah.
Thank you.
-[Jin] Time for the guests to go to bed?
-[Ye-eun] Right.
Everyone, if you want to sleep,
go to sleep.
-[Seong-eun] Okay.
-If you want to keep drinking, stay.
[Kian] Do whatever you want.
I don't see the curtain to divide
the guys' section from the girls'.
-Better to tape it on.
-Yeah, tape it.
-[Kian] It's not gonna fall.
-[Sung-ho] It looks okay.
BEFORE
Night everyone. See you tomorrow.
-Good night.
-[Kian] Yeah.
AFTER
-Hey, I'm going to head to bed first.
-Wait for me!
10:30 P.M.
THE STAFF CLOCKS OU
[Jun-hee] What if the three of them
don't wake up?
-[Jin] Good work.
-[Kian] Good work.
[Ye-eun] Good work!
-Mr. Owner!
-Yeah?
[Jin] I have some pajamas
that I made.
-Oh, wow.
-[Kian] Really?
Fantastic.
-These are "devil pajamas."
-[Kian] Okay.
-[Ye-eun] Devil pajamas?
-Yeah.
Devil pajamas because you wear these
whenever you have a really bad day.
[Ye-eun] Ah!
And I brought these "angel pajamas,"
which you wear when you've had
a good day.
-[Ye-eun] Wow.
-[Kian] I can wear these after a good day.
[Ye-eun] I love these. I'm keeping these
as an heirloom.
-So I kept five sets at home.
-No way.
-I gave one to Coldplay.
-These are rare items.
-One to Mr. Paik Jong-won.
-[Ye-eun] Wow.
-I brought the last two I had left.
-It's such an honor.
-[Ye-eun] No way!
-They're cute.
THREE MINUTES LATER
3 MINUTES LATER
Are you showering here, Kian?
[Kian] Yeah, I'm almost done.
-[Jin] You're done showering?
-[Kian] Yeah.
[Jin] You're already done? Ridiculous!
[Kian] I don't like long showers.
[Jin] This is not whether
you like long showers or not.
This is hard to believe.
-It's nice.
-Nice. But is there shampoo in there?
Shampoo? There's soap.
-No shampoo?
-It's an all-in-one.
What's an all-in-one?
There's body wash, shampoo,
and conditioner. It's an all-in-one.
THE ALPHA MALE OF ULLEUNGDO ISLAND
[dramatic music playing]
HAPPY WITH HOW HE LOOKS
Oh, a bug. Oh, no.
-Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
-[Ye-eun] Here.
-What?
[Ye-eun] Can you catch this for me?
-Is there a bug?
-Yeah.
-There's a moth too! Catch it!
-Where?
-It just flew by.
-It's fine.
I bet the moth's just as scared.
Wait, this one. It's right here. Here!
Yuck, a bug! Hurry! Catch it! Catch it!
Oh, don't look at it.
He's just as scared of you.
[whimpers]
-It's going up there to rest.
-Oh, no, don't go!
-Don't go.
-Look, it's behind there.
-Just this once! Oh, come on!
-Are you serious?
-You hate bugs that much?
-Catch that one.
-It's sleeping up there.
-I really can't. It's flying around again.
-Huh?
-It's flying around again.
Should I turn off the lights?
Moths don't drink blood. You'll be fine.
-I'll tell you if I see it again.
-All right.
SHOO, SHOO
KICKS
KICKS
CASUALLY UNFOLDS JIN'S MAT TOO
WARMHEARTED INTENTIONS
HALF-HEARTED ACTIONS
I'm going to sleep.
Good night, everyone.
JIN THE ANGEL GETS READY TO SLEEP TOO
Oh, man, my entire body's aching. God.
[Kian] Go to sleep. You must be tired.
THE GUESTS GO TO BED AS WELL
[switches click]
[insects trilling]
KIAN'S B&B
[serene music playing]
SECOND DAY
7:00 A.M.
KIAN'S B&B ANNEX, STAFF'S QUARTERS
[cell phone ringing]
BLANKET TURNED INSIDE-OU
[cell phone ringing]
Hello.
-[man] Yes, hello.
-Uh, hello.
-I'm the guest who's to join you today.
-Have you arrived?
-We originally had one more joining us.
-Yeah.
-But he missed the train this morning.
-Oh!
He'll be arriving tomorrow
around 7:00 a.m.
Mm, I gotcha.
Okay, so, you have to ride the monorail
to get here.
Oh, really?
So we, uh, what is it? Uh
-We, uh
-Yes?
Uh, I'll text you an address,
so take a taxi there.
-Ah, okay.
-And then there's the, uh
-The monorail?
-The monorail.
You just need to take it to get down here.
ON HIS WAY TO WORK IN HIS PAJAMAS
[amusing music playing]
SPACING OUT IN THE MORNING
STAGGERS AS HE GOES TO WASH UP
KIAN'S B&B
ONE BY ONE, THEY GET UP
[Jun-hee] Look at the sea over there.
This place feels different in the morning.
It looks more woodsy in the morning light.
[Jun-hee laughing]
THE OWNER ARRIVES AT WORK
-Morning.
-Morning.
-Did you sleep well?
-Yeah.
[groans]
Oi!
A bird [sighs]
took a dump on Jin's seat.
[chirps]
[whirring]
SLEEPY
[yawns loudly]
I wonder if he is almost there.
AMAZED
-Ah, hello.
-Oh.
-Hello.
-Hi.
Why'd you sleep in?
-[chuckles]
-You missed the train?
[Kian chuckles]
There's bird poop in the middle seat.
Sit in front.
[man] Okay.
You have a similar vibe
to the guys who showed up yesterday.
-What's your name?
-I'm Kim Ki-hong.
Jim Ji-hyeon?
Huh? Kim Ki-hong!
Kim Ji-hyeon?
No, no.
Oh. Oh.
Your name is Kim Ji-hyeon?
No. Kim!
Yeah?
-Kim Gi!
-Ki-hyeon?
-Never mind.
-Ah, Ki-hyeon?
Sure. [laughs]
GIVES UP ON TALKING TO KIAN
-[Jun-hee] Someone's coming?
-[Choi] Our junior.
-[Jun-hee] Know him?
-[Choi] Yeah.
Hi!
[laughing]
-You go to KAIST too?
-Yes, I do.
-There's no breakfast today.
-Really?
Yeah, so, we chose to have dinner
last night instead.
-Breakfast will be served tomorrow.
-Starting tomorrow?
Well, guys, if you think about it, hotels
don't provide three meals a day either.
-They only serve breakfast. Dinner
-Right. But I didn't eat last night.
-That's why you should've come yesterday.
-[Ki-hong] You have a point.
But we have ramyeon. If you want
to eat that, go ahead and help yourself.
Sure, yeah.
Anyway, if there's anything else
you need, let me know.
[Ki-hong] Okay, will do.
I'm going to go sleep for another hour.
[laughing]
-I'm Kim Ki-hong.
-[Jun-hee] Ki-hong? Nice to meet you.
Oh, he's up?
[groans, sighs]
[sighs]
-Sleep well?
-Yeah. Good morning.
You were snoring last night.
I kept waking up.
[snoring]
[Kian sighs]
THE EMPLOYEES WORKED HARDER THAN THE OWNER
[Kian] Argh, what is wrong with this guy!
Sorry! You didn't wash
the dishes yet, did you?
I'll go and do it myself.
-Now?
-Yeah.
I'll come with you.
Nah, I'll go by myself.
There isn't enough space anyway.
-Space for what?
-Space to do the dishes.
Mr. Owner, I'm headed up first.
-[Jun-hee] Thanks for the food!
-[Ga-hyun] Yeah.
-[Ki-hong] Thanks for the food.
-[Sung-ho] Thank you.
-It's starting to get hot.
-Totally.
It's perfect weather for snorkeling.
-Good morning.
-Hey.
[all] Good morning.
Guess who that is.
I was studying. I didn't have time
to research the place.
[Sung-ho] You did nothing but study?
BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU?
[laughs]
-Would you like noodles?
-Who are you?
THEY BOTH DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER
-[Sung-ho] He works here.
-Huh?
HE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THE NEW GUES
CHECKS THE DISHES TO WASH
STARTS WASHING THE DISHES
You were doing the dishes?
-Thanks for your hard work.
-Sure, just leave them here.
Thank you for doing all this
so early in the morning.
That's okay, just drop it in.
MORE DISHES TO WASH
Thank you.
ALL DISHES RECEIVED
THE FAUCET IS A BIT TOO HIGH
GETS UP
AND SITS DOWN AGAIN TO WASH THE DISHES
[sighs] My arms hurt.
Man, what was our owner thinking
when he built this infernal place?
-Ye-eun!
-Yeah?
We have one more guest.
A friend of those guys from KAIST.
-One who couldn't come yesterday?
-He says he didn't eat breakfast.
Should I make something
with my soy milk maker?
SOMETHING SHE BROUGHT FOR THE GUESTS
I'll make him some.
OFF TO MAKE HOMEMADE SOY MILK
TIME FOR KIAN TO WASH UP
KIAN'S WAY OF WASHING UP
[upbeat music playing]
KIAN'S WAY OF BRUSHING HIS TONGUE
CLEANLY FLOSSES AS WELL
WASHES HIS FACE AND RINSES HIS MOUTH
AT THE SAME TIME
SHAVES WITH LEFTOVER WATER ON HIS FACE
RINSING THE FACE AFTER SHAVING
IS A WASTE
DONE
Oh, sunscreen.
SMOTHERED IN SUNSCREEN
-Good morning.
-[Ga-hyun] Good morning.
YE-EUN ARRIVES AT WORK
-Are you the new guest?
-[Ki-hong] Yeah.
I heard you were hungry,
so I brought a soy milk maker.
Oh, wow.
HOMEMADE SOY MILK FOR THE LATE GUES
BLACK BEANS
-This stuff's so good for you.
-[Sung-ho] There's nothing to store it in.
TIMER
KIAN RETURNS TO WORK
Um, a sponge.
LET'S CLEAN
The dishes
COLLECTS THE "ITALIAN" GREEN ONIONS
Cups.
-[Sung-ho] Think it's ready.
-Oh, it's done.
-[Sung-ho] Wow.
-Wow, look how thick.
[Ki-hong chuckles]
The youngest can have the first sip.
That looks good.
-Pretty good.
-Yeah?
Oh, it's good. Yeah, really flavorful.
YE-EUN'S HOMEMADE SOY MILK
WRITING ON SLIPPERS?
-[Jin] Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
[Jin] Toss me those.
-[Kian] "Emp one"?
-[Jin] Yours.
-Why "emp"?
-Employee One.
THE OWNER'S SLIPPERS, EMP1
Ah! "Emp One." [laughs]
Hey, wait a minute.
Man, his slippers are filthy.
[Kian] Wash them. It's fine.
-Do you have athlete's foot?
-[all laugh]
Me? That's how people get closer,
by passing athlete's foot to each other.
Do you actually have it?
-Athlete's foot? No.
-[Jin] Be honest.
It comes and it goes.
-You don't have it?
-He really is honest.
I don't!
People usually get it in the military.
[Jin] Mr. Owner.
Don't you need to run around
in the army to end up with athlete's foot?
[Jun-hee laughs] What a leap in logic.
Our fans wouldn't like it
if we had athlete's foot.
No true fan would dislike you
for having it.
-Come on!
-How beautiful is that?
Who likes athlete's foot?
Ye-eun, you like athlete's foot?
I love it! I'd love to get it!
-The charms of athlete's foot.
-Put those on then.
[Kian] I'd better secretly infect her
with the virus.
Ye-eun could be scratching her feet
like crazy by the end.
[Kian] We need to go today.
Now that the weather's good,
the only place I could think of
was Kian's B&B main building.
THE MAIN KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA
THEY DECIDE TO MOVE TO THE MAIN B&B
Everyone, we might be moving out,
so get your things packed up
and organize your stuff a bit.
Understood.
The weather's good today,
we could relocate.
[Jun-hee] Okay.
-We'll be going.
-They're heading out.
-See you later.
-[Kian] Have a good time.
-Have a good time.
-[Kian] Yeah, be safe.
-[whirrs]
-[Ga-hyun] Whoa.
Where are you going hiking?
[Sung-ho] We're snorkeling.
We're leaving to go borrow scooters.
You're taking scooters?
hen, let's drop these guys off
-[Jin] Yeah. Okay.
-[Kian] then go to the barge.
Whoa.
-Whoa, whoa.
-[Ye-eun yelps]
THE STAFF ARE ON THEIR WAY
-Whoa!
-My God, it's so picturesque here.
[Ye-eun] Wow, it's pretty.
All right, you ready?
It's going to be a jolt. Ready?
-Oh!
-Oh, man.
Can you send this down right away?
There's a group waiting.
WHILE THE STAFF PREPARES THE VEHICLES
TEAM KAIST IS ON THEIR WAY
Oh, I thought that was you
stroking my head.
[chuckles]
Whoa!
-[Kian] You're renting scooters?
-Yeah.
[Kian] Where's that at?
[Sung-ho] It's near Ulleung County
government office.
KIAN'S B&B
TOWN CENTER
-I'll take one on motorcycle.
-Rock, paper, scissors?
MODES OF TRANSPORTATION
FOR KIAN'S B&B
CAR TO BE REVEALED
MOTORCYCLE
WITH A SIDECAR
KIAN AND SEONG-EUN ON THE MOTORCYCLE
JIN, YE-EUN, SUNG-HO,
AND KI-HONG IN THE CAR
JIN'S RIDE, KIAN'S RIDE
Oh.
[laughs]
-This is fun!
-Yeah, it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
[laughing]
[screams]
Wow.
EXCITED
He looks so cute in the sidecar.
-Let's try that next time!
-Yeah.
-Wow.
-That looks fun.
-Okay, be careful.
-See you later.
-See you.
-Later.
-Bye.
-See you later.
THE STAFF HEAD TO THE MAIN B&B
Maybe I should just go by car.
-You scared?
-No, I'll be fine.
-Tell me if you feel you're gonna die.
-Okay.
Wow, this is fun.
This road's incredible.
[Kian] There's no air pollution at all.
[Ye-eun] Whoa! This is so nice!
-So pretty!
-[Kian groans in satisfaction]
[Ye-eun gasps]
It's such a beautiful color!
[Jin] It looks just like a painting.
What do you call it
when light reflects off the sea?
-A haze?
-Sun glitter.
Sun glitter?
-Isn't the sun glitter pretty?
-Yeah, it's pretty.
SUN GLITTER, NOT HEAT HAZE
[Kian] This is the happiest
I've felt since I arrived in Ulleungdo.
I'm so happy.
SAME TIME, DIFFERENT FEEL
Is this the right way? It's so boring
being all by myself, I'm so lonely.
It's really pretty, though.
That's not it, is it?
Hmm?
THAT?!
CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
That's it, right?
THIS
That's it.
-[Ye-eun] No way!
-[Kian] Yeah, that's it.
B&B SPOTTED ON THE SEA
No way! Is it actually floating
on the sea like that?
FEELING PROUD
[Kian] Dreams come true.
KIAN'S DREAMS COME TRUE
-This is your time to shine.
-[Ye-eun] What do I do? This is crazy.
-[Jin] I'm worried.
-[Ye-eun] Wait, hold on.
[Kian] You're driving.
My first time out to sea.
But we won't die.
A BOAT ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Ye-eun, you good? Can you do this?
I'll give it a try.
SPECIAL MISSION FROM THE PRODUCTION TEAM
GET A BOATING LICENSE
-I can't. Did I screw up?
-Make sure it doesn't turn.
[man] There, the black part.
[Ye-eun] I'm embarrassed,
but it took four times for me to pass.
I really did study hard, though.
CAPTAIN JI'S MISSION FROM NOW ON
PICK UP THE GUESTS
FROM THE POR
AND GO 800M
TO KIAN'S B&B
IN PARTICULAR, THE TURN
THROUGH THE BREAKWATER
IS THE TOUGHEST PAR
STARTING POIN
DESTINATION
TODAY IS HER FIRST TRY
AT DRIVING ON THE SEA
WILL CAPTAIN JI BE ABLE TO DO WELL?
-Are you really nervous?
-Of course!
-Why so nervous?
-I don't know.
I'm nervous!
Show us what you got, Ji Ye-eun.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
[engine revs]
Whoa, Ye-eun, Ye-eun!
[Ye-eun squeals]
This is so nerve-wracking.
[Jin] Whoa, Ye-eun, nice.
This is perfect.
-[man] Keep your eyes forward.
-Ye-eun! Amazing!
-Ah! Hold on, what do I do?
-Left! Left!
-[Jin] This is crazy.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
-[Jin] Wait, Ye-eun.
-[Kian] We're heading towards the wall.
-We're heading towards the seawall!
-[Ye-eun] No, no.
-[Kian] Wait, wait, wait
-[Jin] Hey, hey, hey
[Jin and Kian]
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
-No. Wait Watch out!
-Hey, hey, hey
You trying to kill us? The seawall.
No, come on. Stop, stop.
-Be quiet!
-Stop talking!
-God!
-Chill out!
Trust me, I can get us there.
THEY GET PAST THE DANGER
BEYOND THE BREAKWATER
AROUND THE BREAKWATER
INNER PORT, OUTER POR
THE INNER PORT HAS CALMER WAVES
THE OUTER PORT HAS STRONGER WAVES
[Jin] Whoa, where is it?
-[Kian] Oh, there it is!
-[Ji squeals excitedly]
All right, warriors,
I see our destination over there!
-[Jin] You're doing great, seriously.
-[Kian] Let's go!
[all cheering]
Let's go! Wipe them all out!
[all cheering]
[Jin and Kian screams]
[Ye-eun squeals]
Whoa, the boat's in midair. What is this?
Hey, is this headed to
an island in the sky?
-[Ye-eun laughing]
-[both] Whoa!
COLLAPSES
STUMBLES
UTTER CHAOS
[Kian] Get up!
[Jin] This boat might go up
to the island in the sky!
[Ye-eun] What! Oh, God!
[man] You can't freak out.
You're the captain!
-[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?
-[laughing]
No, I haven't ever, um
What are you doing?
[Ye-eun] I've never driven a boat
with waves this choppy.
Seriously, what are you doing?
-[Jin] We're really here.
-[Kian] At last.
-[Jin] We're really here. We made it.
-[Ye-eun] Amazing!
AFLOAT IN THE WATERS OF ULLEUNGDO
IS THE MAIN B&B
KIAN'S B&B
WHERE KIAN'S IMAGINATION HAS COME TO LIFE
WITH THE ELEPHANT ROCK IN THE BACKGROUND
[trumpets]
-[Kian] One moment.
-[Ye-eun] It'll be scary there.
-[Jin] You okay?
-[Ye-eun] This is too
-[grunts]
-[man] Come closer.
THEY FINALLY STEP ABOARD THE BARGE
[Kian] We're finally here.
[Kian sighs]
[Kian] Oh, I'm so moved.
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE
-[grunts in satisfaction]
-This is amazing!
[chuckles]
This is better than I expected.
REALLY?
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE AGAIN
Whoa. It's really well-built.
Should we check out the house first?
That's where the problem is.
HA HA
How are we supposed to sleep here?
-[Jin] The beds are narrow. Too short.
-[Ye-eun] They're small.
[Jin] It'll hurt if you fall out of them.
[Kian] Yeah, but you won't die.
[Kian] First thing I did was,
make an outdoor sleeping zone.
You know how rock climbers sleep
on rigs like this? So you can sleep here.
THREE-STORY BEDS
We'll attach two slides
so people can move back and forth.
ACCESS THE FIRST FLOOR
WITH THE PINK SLIDE
Now, take this slide down right into
the sea. Yeah, into the sea.
THE YELLOW SLIDE LEADS YOU
STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA
IT'S YOUR CHOICE
We can't possibly sleep there.
Seriously, the sun will wake us up.
You're supposed to rise with the sun.
TAKEN ABACK
Go to sleep after the sun sets.
[Jin] Those are the basins.
Big basins, that's where everyone
can shower
You can wash your back, or take a shower.
We're at the end of summer.
SPEECHLESS
-[Jin] I don't even know what to say.
-[Ye-eun] Me neither.
[Jin] By the way,
how do we get up there?
THE CLIMBING ZONE
[Kian] The climbing wall. We'll put
the entrance on the second floor.
It has to go up to the second floor.
You can climb
as far up as possible to get in.
[Jin] I've never done this before.
FIRST TRY AT CLIMBING
[Ye-eun] I believe in you.
[Kian] You're light. You can do it.
Yeah, I think you can!
Wait, this is
TREMBLE
HAVING SO MUCH FUN
No, wait.
[Ye-eun] How is it? It's scary, right?
Wow, hold on.
[Kian] That's the hard part?
-[Ye-eun] No!
-That's the hard part, there.
[Ye-eun] No, no! Ah!
-Hey!
-[both laugh]
[Ye-eun] This isn't going great.
I didn't like the idea of people
entering too easily.
[Ye-eun]
No one can get in at all like this!
Mr. Owner, you've gone crazy.
[Ye-eun] People can't get in at all.
What do you mean, "too easily"?
I didn't want to see people
going into rooms too easily,
so I wanted to make it difficult for them.
Wait. Listen, I'm going to try it again.
I'll give it another go.
There are other rocks I can use.
Otherwise, I don't think I can do it.
[Kian] You got to use
the same colored rocks.
[Ye-eun] Oh, wait.
MEANWHILE, YE-EUN
Can we climb up the slide?
One thing, though.
If anyone tries to get up there
by using slides instead,
you have to stop them.
[Jin] We need to stop them?
-That's the rule.
-[Ye-eun] Okay.
SHE'S GOOD AT ANSWERING,
NOT LISTENING
[laughs] Wow! I made it!
GIGGLING
-Here I am! [laughs]
-How?
-You can't go up that way!
-Here I am!
[Jin] You can't go that way.
[Kian] That's
[Jin] That's cheating!
[Kian] an insult
to those who
use the proper entrance.
I can't hear you.
[Jin] Hold on.
-Mr. Owner!
-[Kian] Huh?
-Are you crazy?
-[Kian laughing]
-This is so frustrating.
-You can't even climb this wall?
LET ME SHOW YOU
A DEEP SIGH
THE TOUGH PART WHERE JIN KEPT FALLING
I did it!
I did it!
HE DID IT?
I did it!
[Ye-eun] You here? Here you are!
Here you are.
This is it. Whoa.
ENTERING ON ALL FOURS
-[Ye-eun chuckles] So fun.
-This is it. [laughing]
This is crazy, seriously, what is this?
-[Kian] It's nice up here.
-[Jin] Kian, help me up there.
TRUSTS KIAN WILL HELP
AND CLIMBS UP AGAIN
[panting] Now, now.
-Want me to grab your hand?
-[Jin] Grab it.
[Kian] Even if it's hard,
I want people to work together.
You remember your toughest memories more.
When it's easy, it's not memorable.
Slowly. You got it, you got it.
[Jin] I got it, I got it.
Seriously, this is too much
[Kian laughs]
-Whoa, man!
-[Kian laughing]
Seriously! Ugh!
ENTERED SUCCESSFULLY BY BONDING
-No one's gonna be able to come here.
-[Ye-eun] No one can get up.
THANK YOU FOR CLIMBING UP
LET US INTRODUCE THE SECOND FLOOR
ENTRANCE TO THE BEDS
WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR
YOU'LL FIND BEDS
WITH AN AMAZING VIEW
-Where should we put the guests' luggage?
-Guests' luggage
-We need a dressing room.
-There's a place to put the luggage.
-Where?
-If you look here
Ow, it's hot.
-It's too hot.
-How can anyone sleep here? It's too hot.
-[Ye-eun] It's not possible.
-Like this.
[Jin] Where?
It's high, now that I see it from up here.
-Here, there's a cabinet.
-[Jin] Yeah?
And there's an outlet
so you can also charge your phone.
[Jin] This is ridiculous, for God's sake.
So, let's say you want to take a nap here.
-Lie down like this.
-But it's boiling hot!
No, up here is
Who would sleep up here? It's too scary!
[Ye-eun] It's scary to sleep there!
If you roll off the bed while asleep,
there's a mat below.
But if you fall off the side
I don't think anyone'd sleep here.
They'd be scared.
-It's really scary this high up
-Up there's a little high.
But you can see the sacrifices
people are willing to make
because those on the top bunks
will get rained on if it ever rains.
They will devote themselves
to the well-being of others,
or something poetic like that.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
THE SELFLESS SHALL SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNKS
I'll use that bed right there.
-Where?
-There.
-Here?
-Yeah, there.
I'll use the upper bunk.
I need to set a good example as the owner.
THE SIGHT OF A RESPONSIBLE MAN
FROM THE BACK
PEEKS OVER
Shoot, it's high.
Let me check out that drop.
[exhales]
How do I climb down?
-Kian.
-[Kian] Hey, Jin-seok.
-I'm Seok-jin.
-It's way too hot.
-I said I'm Seok-jin.
-Seok-jin.
-How do I climb down?
-Can't even get your name.
-This, here?
-That's how you climb down.
THIS WAY
-And if you don't fall asleep quickly
-Yeah?
you'll have to wake
that other person there up.
NUISANCE TO THE BOTTOM BUNK
-"I need to go downstairs."
-God's sake!
[laughing]
Hey, how am I supposed to climb down?
-[Ye-eun] Show me.
-[both laughing]
I can't even see
a way to get down from here!
Is there a ladder here?
-It's scary. It's really scary up here.
-Wait.
-No.
-[laughing]
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE A THIRD TIME
How do I climb down?
[Ye-eun] Kian84. You're unbelievable.
-Seriously, Kian84.
-[Kian laughing]
[Kian, gags, coughs]
Is he going to die of laughter?
Oh, wait. Oh, God.
[yelps, laughs]
I can't reach it, man! I really can't!
[Kian] What can't you reach?
-Huh?
-[Jin] Come on.
-[Kian] Careful on your way down.
-The ladder!
-I can't reach it!
-[Kian] You need to be careful.
Hold on, I got a cramp.
[Kian] If you climb down carefully,
you can do it. [laughing]
[Jin] Wait a minute, I'll try going down.
[groans]
SHAKING
[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?
-[Jin] Whoa, what?
-[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?
-Wait, this is how it is? Oh, man.
-[Kian] Ye-eun.
-[Ye-eun] How do we
-I don't think we can sleep here.
REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING
There aren't any windows.
You don't need any windows out here.
The whole thing is a window.
KIAN'S WAY OF THINKING
Where do I unpack my stuff?
On the first floor?
You need to unpack
and put it all here, in this cabinet.
No, it's too hot here,
I can't put in my stuff in there!
My foam cleanser's going to evaporate!
It's not just your stuff,
you'll be hot too. It's fine.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
THERE SHALL BE NO PROBLEM
IF YOU AND YOUR BELONGINGS ARE BOTH HO
-Seriously?
-For God's sake.
Seriously, he's unbelievable.
What's this? There's water dripping.
Water? Well, since it's hot,
you can wash your face with that water.
DUMBFOUNDED
This bed is nice.
I'll take it. I'll sleep like this.
Oh, man.
It's easy to carry a conversation
like this.
Makes it easier to chat
with the guests and everything too.
This is well designed.
THE ARCHITECT IS VERY HAPPY
BLOCKS OU
-[Jin] Owner!
-[Kian] Yeah?
[Jin] You willing to make changes
to the entrance?
No. That's something
you guys got to adhere to.
[Jin] Then shouldn't we block
the top of the slide?
No, then I can't come up here.
I swear.
We should give out points of shame
to anyone who uses the slides to climb.
THE SLIDE USER IS DISAPPOINTED
There's no way I can get up here.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
[Jin] This is the teatime zone?
Where?
Yeah, let me see.
Let's see, where is it?
-What is this?
-[Jin] This is it.
TEATIME ZONE
THEY MUST STICK THEIR FACES OU
AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER
-What is this?
-[Jin] This is it.
-[Ye-eun laughs]
-How can we possibly drink tea like this?
Like this. If we do this
You know how people usually are
on their phones as they drink coffee?
[Jin] This is so uncomfortable to sit.
[Ye-eun] How can we drink tea like this?
[Kian] This way, we have to look
at each other, focus on each other.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
BEAR SOME DISCOMFORT TO SEE EACH OTHER
What if this shakes and the tea spills?
-[Kian] Huh?
-What if the coffee spill?
Coffee? Well, for the coffee
we clean up the coffee together
and chat, and make new memories I guess.
[Jin] Okay, on to the cafeteria.
-[Ye-eun] Oh, the cafeteria.
-That's a bit of a problem.
-Cafeteria's here
-[Ye-eun] Let's open it.
[Jin] Whoa, this is kind of scary.
-This is way too scary!
-[Jin] I can't climb up from there either.
-That's way too far down. What do we do?
-[laughing]
[Kian] To get to the cafeteria,
we'll have this pole,
and you slide down it
to get to the bottom.
RIDE THE POLE FROM THE SECOND FLOOR
DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR TO FIND
THE CAFETERIA
RECOGNIZED AS THE TOUGHEST OBSTACLE
IN THIS HOUSE
THE POLE
[Jin] This is scary.
But if you get hungry enough,
there's going to be a breaking point when
you got to choose between hunger or fear.
[Jin] It's way too scary.
-Can you even climb back up?
-[Kian laughing]
-[Jin] Move aside.
-Try climbing up.
-[Ye-eun] Try climbing up.
-Yeah, just try.
-[Ye-eun laughs]
-[strains]
[Ye-eun] Oh, come on. Look!
It's so tough, even for a guy!
STRUGGLING WITH ALL HIS MIGH
[Jin] Are you kidding me?
Can you even get up?
-[Ye-eun] I know I couldn't.
-[strains]
Oh! You use your knees.
[Ye-eun laughs] He's like a pole dancer.
[Jin] You want a hand?
You need help?
-[Jin] Let me help.
-No, wait. It's tiring.
[Ye-eun] Come on, see?
You can't climb back up.
[Kian] Try climbing down first,
I'll give you a hand.
No. You try climbing up first.
Huh? I don't think I can do that.
No, instead, you come down first.
-[Ye-eun] I can't go down.
-Once we go down, we can't get out!
One person should be able to leave
if we piggyback them.
-I'll just fall straight down.
-You can't look down when doing this.
-[Kian] We'll go first and catch you.
-[Jin] Don't look down.
-[Kian] That's, uh
-Whoa, whoa.
-Hey, Jin, you can go down just fine!
-Nice.
Whoa! Now, how are we to get back up?
2.2 METERS LONG
[Ye-eun] No, I can't do this.
You need to get used to this.
You can only eat in here.
I have socks on.
OKAY, LET'S DO I
[screams]
NO, I CAN'T DO I
-Can I do this?
-[Jin] Want us to catch you?
Hold tightly, you'll come right down.
Hold the pole tight.
I'm going down! I really am. [screams]
NO, I CAN'
-[Kian] Don't fall, come on.
-Help me! [whimpers]
Hey, come on, it's time to eat.
Just try coming down.
No, no I really can't do this.
I can't slide down!
Come on, how do you expect people
to get to the kitchen?
Seriously. Have you lost your mind?
What kind of stupid layout is this?
-No, really!
-There's a good reason for it.
I really didn't like the idea of people
being able to access the cafeteria easily.
This is seriously ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
-No, no, it's okay.
-[Ye-eun] I swear to God!
It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is.
How could he think of something like that?
He seems like he's from a different world,
kind of.
What the hell was he thinking?
But I wanted to slide down that pole.
I wasn't pretending to be weak,
I was really scared.
Hey, just try sliding down.
I told you, I can't do it.
-[Jin] Hold on to the pole tightly!
-[whimpers]
-[Jin] You can step down on my shoulders.
-I'm heavy.
IDEA 1
CARRY ON SHOULDERS
[whimpers]
Oh, I have an idea.
I'll let you sit on my shoulders first,
and she can step down on yours.
But I'm 80 kilos.
-I'll be fine if I'm holding the pole.
-It'll be heavy.
-Let's try it.
-[Ye-eun] It'll be heavy.
I'm really heavy, I'm 80 kilos.
[grunts]
Let's go.
COMBINED
Stand up, we're good.
Just a little more this way.
[Ye-eun] I'll be too much.
-Step on me.
-Hurry! Step on him!
-I did!
-Step on him already!
[Kian] Now, slowly.
-Yeah, oh, wait. Hey, go up!
-[Kian] Oh, wait.
-[Kian] Get down!
-Do I put you down?
-Move out of the way.
-Should I move?
-You said you were going out of the way!
-Move! Move! Oh, wait.
TOO SCARY
[screams]
TOO HEAVY
[whimpers]
[Kian] All right, move away!
Move away! We're good.
There we go.
-[whimpers]
-Move away. Come on.
Hurry.
-[Jin yelps]
-Okay.
-I barely managed to set you down.
-All right.
You were telling me to step away, but how
could I if you're tightening your legs?
SQUEEZING TIGH
Step away, step away! Wait.
Should I move?
You said to move out of the way!
[Jin] Hold on! You still
-I thought I was gonna die.
-Still, you managed to climb down.
-I climbed down!
-[Jin] Yeah.
IN ANY CASE, THEY DID I
I am curious to see
how the guests will react.
Yeah, this just became Physical: 100.
AFTEREFFECTS OF PARTICIPATING
IN PHYSICAL: 84
THE GUESTS WHO AREN'T EXPECTING
PHYSICAL: 84
JUN-HEE, SEONG-EUN, SUNG-HO,
KI-HONG, GA-HYUN
We're going to a diving spot called Jukdo.
About 30 minutes from here.
[Instructor] Jukdo has so many fish,
and the water is really clear.
[Jun-hee] I love it!
A SMALL ISLAND NEAR ULLEUNGDO
WITH COOL, CLEAR WATER
[upbeat Korean music playing]
[instructor] Amazing, right? Enjoy it!
[laughing]
[Jun-hee] Whoa. Ooh!
ARRIVES AT JUKDO
[instructor] We're going to dive
from here, so get ready. Have fun!
[Jun-hee laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
In the sunshine ♪
In the sunshine ♪
GETTING READY TO GO INTO DEEPER WATERS
You'll be by my side ♪
Forget about those other days
I'll treat you like a queen ♪
Queen of the ocean
Queen of the ocean, yeah ♪
You can hear me calling you
Under the deeper sea ♪
MEANWHILE, THE KAIST GUYS
HAKPO PORT, A POPULAR SPOT FOR SNORKELING
[mischievous music playing]
JEODONG POR
GA-HYUN IS FISHING ON ULLEUNGDO
Take the bait.
I swear I'm going to
catch something. [squeals]
SHE CATCHES A ROCK BREAM
Sweet. I can't wait to brag about this.
ROCK BREAM WAS TOSSED
BACK INTO THE SEA
-[Kian] The way I see it?
-[Ye-eun] Yeah?
[Kian] I think all the guests are gonna be
here in the evening anyway.
Going forward, let's cook them dinner
instead of breakfast.
-Yeah, that's better.
-[Kian] Right?
-Yeah, instead of breakfast.
-[Jin] What about breakfast?
Let them figure it out for themselves.
[sighs] What do we do now?
We need to get out of here
and bring in the guests' luggage.
Let's try the piggyback thing.
No, but I can't keep riding
on your shoulders every single time.
We'll push your feet up.
We'll grab your legs like this
You grab the pole
[Ye-eun] Yeah?
then we'll lift you up.
-That'll never work.
-It will.
All you need to do is stand
while holding the pole.
I'm worried she might let go and fall.
She'll grab onto it no matter what.
She's not an idiot.
-She could be.
-[Ye-eun] To be honest, I am an idiot.
To be honest, I am an idiot.
IN FACT, I AM A FOOL
Shall I just try getting out
through there?
No, I don't think I can.
OF COURSE NO
A TINY WINDOW THAT'S 30CM TALL
[Jin] Stand on our shoulders for today.
We'll go up the pole
REALIZES THE REALITY
Oh, unbelievable, Kian84, I swear.
[Jin] Once you're out, we can grab
your hands from up there.
YOUR PAIN IS MY JOY
[laughing]
Seriously, I can't climb up this pole.
Your feet need to be together.
-She can't do it with her socks on.
-Take your socks off.
-Throw them up there.
-Even with socks my off
-I don't think I can even barefoot.
-Just throw them.
[Kian] Okay.
-[Kian] You have no muscles.
-[Ye-eun] Told you.
-Put your feet together.
-I can't put my feet together.
-Step on me.
-I'm really going to.
-Step up. Up, up.
-[screams]
Grab it. Now stand up.
-Stand up.
-[Kian] Don't let go.
-I'm not letting go.
-Stand up. Yes. Yes.
-I can't let go.
-[Kian] You can't?
-I can't. I'm scared.
-You can't go? Sit, sit, sit.
-Hold on. Wait. Wait.
-Oh, never mind.
SUCCESSFULLY PUTS HER FEET TOGETHER
Let go, it's not that high.
Let go. You can slide down
with no problem, right?
Ye-eun, just stay here.
We'll go up and come back.
-[Jin] All right.
-[laughs]
She needs to drive the boat,
so she needs to be able to leave.
-Right. You need to drive the boat.
-[laughing]
KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA
ISOLATED WITHOUT A BOA
SPECIAL MISSION
LIFT UP CAPTAIN JI
Seriously, I have no grip strength.
-Don't give up. Focus. Focus.
-[Jin] You can do it.
-Focus.
-Ye-eun, you can do this.
-[whimpers]
-[Jin] Repeat after me.
-"I"
-I
-"can do it."
-[Kian] Focus.
-[Ye-eun] My God.
-Grip. Strength.
-There's a rhythm, okay? Just don't think.
-[Jin] Yes.
Don't give up.
-[yelps] Okay. I can do this.
-Pick each foot up.
-One at a time.
-[Ye-eun screams]
-Yes, yes.
-Yeah, like that.
All right, now use your feet.
-No, don't curl them. You got this.
-Don't curl them like that.
Don't curl them. Straighten your feet.
-Straighten them.
-[Ye-eun] Wait.
-Grab the pole.
-Climb up. Yes, come on.
-You got this.
-You're doing great!
-[Jin] You got this.
-Use your feet, your strength.
-[Jin] No, no, no!
-Put your back into it.
Ji Ye-eun, focus.
FOCUS
[screams]
Grip.
GRAB IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH
Don't give up.
BELIEVE IN US
-Hold on tight!
-[Kian] Okay.
-[Jin] Come on!
-Use your strength.
Put your center of gravity behind you.
Don't give up.
-You got this.
-Use your core, all right?
Hug the pole, push with your legs.
Sit on the ledge.
-[Yin] Climb up, hold on tight.
-Yes!
[Ji screams, groans]
KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B
[closing theme song playing]
-[Jin] Should we cook?
-[Kian] Let's.
[Ye-eun] Shouldn't we wipe the floor?
Let's cook the rice here,
and the pork belly there.
[Jin] I know. Let's use this.
And the fire in here?
It'll get too hot.
Then down there?
-Light the fire here, cook the meat here.
-Oh, yeah?
-[whooshes]
-[Ye-eun screams]
STARTLED
-Whoa!
-Be careful.
-That could've gone really badly.
-[Jin] Give me that.
TERRIFYING FIREPOWER
-Kian, use this.
-Huh? We had that?
-[Kian] There.
-[Jin] It worked.
-[hissing]
-[Jin] Yeah, yeah.
Wow, it's so powerful.
LIGHTS THE FIREPLACE
WITH AN EMPTY CAULDRON
TO MAKE RICE
AND TO GET RID OF INSECTS
PUTS IN A LOT OF WOOD
[Jin] What happened to the cutting board?
I wonder why they never connected
a chimney to the furnace.
WITHOUT A CHIMNEY,
SMOKE GOES OUT THE WINDOWS
Oh, it burns.
-Uh, it stings, what the
-The fire's too strong.
Who makes a furnace without a chimney?
I DO
Hey, we need to wash this quickly.
It's heating up.
WASHING AFTER HEATING
-Wash it here.
-My eyes are burning.
[groans]
-Why's this so heavy? Can't believe this.
-[Jin] I'll do it.
Hold on
-There's way too much smoke.
-And we're sleeping in here?
USING THE FAN TO VENTILATE
[coughs]
[Seong-un] I seriously can't
keep my eyes open.
I built a rocket in high school, remember?
And even that didn't produce
nearly this much smoke.
I can't keep my eyes open! [groans]
Oh, my God!
[Ye-eun] Ugh, damn it!
[laughing]
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE
Your true colors are starting
to show. [groans]
ME TOO
[Jin] Ye-eun, I'll do it.
-[Kian] This right?
-[Jin] Yeah.
THE CAULDRON IS SE
[exhaling]
Smells like the countryside in here.
It's nice.
[Choi coughs]
I think it'd be better
if you moved over there.
No, don't worry about us. Just relax.
KIAN'S B&B
[laughing]
-So peaceful.
-[chuckling]What even is this?
[Seong-eun] I can breathe again.
[Sung-ho] It's only the first day,
so I'm thinking,
"Ha-ha,this is good fun and all,"
but home design
is definitely not Kian's forte.
I need to make rice.
HOW WILL KIAN'S RICE TASTE?
[Ye-eun grunts]
A POT INSIDE THE CAULDRON?
[mumbles, groans]
-What idiot designed this place?
-[sighs]
I DID
[Jin laughs, squeals]
Oh, my eyes!
Hey, wait, the food trays. [coughs]
PREPARING THE MEAL TRAYS
IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS
-[Jin groans]
-[groans, sighs]
-Jeez, the smell.
-I seriously can't
I can't stay in that room any longer.
ESCAPING AFTER RICE STARTS COOKING
I'm tearing up.
[groans]
[breathes]
So we've got the rice going.
We can grill the pork belly.
-Let's start once the other guests arrive.
-We should do that.
Whoa, look at the sky!
Look, a rainbow!
-[all exclaim]
-Magical.
KIAN'S B&B
Straight out of a cartoon.
Want me to take a picture of you two?
-That's okay.
-Stand there.
Kian, you're so sentimental.
I don't like to take pictures,
but it's a special day.
-Say, "Rainbow."
-[both] Rainbow.
-[Ye-eun] That rainbow's amazing.
-[Jin] Incredible.
[Jin] Should we unpack while we wait?
We need to settle in.
-Uh, sure.
-Uh, okay.
-We haven't checked out our quarters yet.
-Let's go unpack.
[Jin] Opening on the day we arrive
is intense. This is brutal.
[Kian] Sorry.
This is my first time doing this.
UNPACKING IN THE STAFF'S QUARTERS
WHILE THE RICE COOKS
A TOAD?
A SMALL STATUE OF THE BUDDHA?
A BELL?
6:30 P.M.
AT THE MONORAIL
Luggage in the back.
-Oh.
-Load it up.
Do I just get on here?
It certainly looks that way.
-[loud whirring]
-That scared me.
QUICKLY TAKES OFF
[yelps] I'm scared. [chuckles nervously]
What is this?
THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO KIAN'S B&B
Watch out!
[squeals]
I'm getting rained all over my face.
Wow! Whoa, whoa, it's so pretty.
This is seriously way too much!
[squeals]
[girl 1] God, it's so pretty.
Wait, it's this far?
There's a rainbow.
-Where?
-There.
Whoa!
No way!
Are we the first ones here?
Sounds like guests are coming.
[Seong-eun]
But none of the staff are here.
What do we do?
[Sung-ho] Man, this is insanity.
[gasps]
HESITAN
What do we do?
-[Sung-ho] Hello.
-[girl 1] Hello!
[Seong-eun] Hello.
[Seong-eun] It's very smoky inside.
TWO GUESTS CHECK IN
AT A KIAN-LESS KIAN'S B&B
The staff went to quickly unpack
some things, so
-Wait, what's going on in there?
-[Sung-ho] We're cooking rice.
-Rice?
-[Seong-eun] Yeah.
-[Sung-ho] Yeah.
-Seems like it's burning.
Can we go inside yet?
-[Sung-ho] If you don't mind the smoke.
-[Ga-hyun] Oof!
Oh, my eyes are burning.
[Ga-hyun] I was so shocked.
[Jun-hee] The smoke from the cauldron
was beyond belief.
Seriously, never have I had
so much trouble keeping my eyes open.
Oof!
I'm getting teary.
Oh. [coughs]
I think something's wrong here.
[bell dings]
KIAN'S B&B
PLEASE LET KIAN'S B&B BE A SUCCESS
[clanging]
What are you doing?
They say if you scratch its back,
you'll receive good luck.
Here comes good luck.
-I can hear the luck coming.
-Yep.
CROAK
-Let's go.
-[both pant]
-[Jin] Are the other guests here?
-Here comes the staff.
THE STAFF RETURNS
-[Ye-eun] Hello.
-[Kian] Hello.
[Sung-ho]
This place is gonna go out of business.
[Kian panting]
-Did you put out the fire?
-Huh?
Hold on.
[yells]
[yells]
[groans loudly]
ACTIVATING THE VENTILATION SYSTEM
[Ga-hyun] Oh, great idea.
Oh, the fire's so strong.
[grunts]
-[sizzles]
-Yeah!
PUTS OUT THE FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE
[pants]
[grunts]
[Sung-ho] Oh, good work.
Please keep working hard. Oh, Jesus.
Working under a stupid owner
will make your body suffer.
-[Ye-eun] Exactly.
-What did you say?
I was imagining Hyori's Bed and Breakfast.
I was hoping for something similar.
-So was I.
-Same producer, right?
I envisioned
Hyori's Bed and Breakfast too.
Everything looked comfy on that show.
When the guests arrived,
I just wanted to chat with them a little
and, you know, get to know them,
but we were already so disorganized.
At that point, I was totally freaking out.
DID THE RICE COOK WELL?
IT'S JUST WATER AND RICE
It did cook a little.
What do you mean, "cooked a little"?
Rice needs to be cooked completely.
No, it's about half-cooked.
Kind of like rare. It's cooked rare.
[Jin] So rice soaked in water!
This isn't going to work.
Let's cook it on the portable stove.
Ah, it'd be really handy
if we had another one.
THINKING
[Jun-hee] The bathroom light
doesn't turn on.
[Ga-hyun] You must be hungry.
-Owner, I got an idea.
-Yeah?
We cook the rice with the gas stove,
light the fire again
Light it again?
wash the larger cauldron,
and grill the pork belly on it.
Sure, I'll do all the work.
Or should we just buy mulhoe?
-Mulhoe?
-[Ye-eun] I think that'll be faster.
For today. We've got to. Just today.
No, Ye-eun, don't compromise.
It'll taste the same anyway.
-Just for today?
-Just for today, you know?
-Ye-eun!
-No, well, we all make mistakes.
It's natural that people make mistakes.
[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?
We can just burn those logs
and grill the meat.
That'll take another hour and a half.
It'd be quicker to buy some mulhoe.
COOKING FOOD THEMSELVES
VERSUS BUYING MULHOE
WHAT WILL THE OWNER CHOOSE?
No, no, no. We have to serve our guests.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
WE MAKE MEALS FOR GUESTS
[Jin] Yeah, you're right.
Then I'll wash that cauldron.
["We Are the Superstars" playing]
A superstar ♪
[yelps] It's cold.
A superstar ♪
[grunts]
We are the superstars ♪
We shine, oh, we shine ♪
[Kian grunts]
We shine, huh ♪
[both grunting]
[loud whooshing]
Only going higher, uh ♪
RELI
[song stops]
SILENCE
You enjoying your stay so far?
ARE WE LIKING OUR STAY?
-They just got here!
-[laughing]
[Kian] So, how long
are you guys staying with us?
-Three days, two nights.
-Me too.
Oh, you too? Did you guys meet here?
-Just now.
-While coming down here on the monorail.
Got it. Well, all of you are here anyway,
so I wish you all a relaxing stay.
[laughs]
8:00 P.M.
THE RICE IS COOKED
-Get rice, everyone.
-[Kian] Time to eat.
How'd the rice turn out so good?
I mean, I cooked it, but
-[Ye-eun] It's so steamy.
-[Kian] Help yourselves, everyone.
We're not providing breakfast tomorrow.
-All right?
-Okay.
Eat a lot now. If you're hungry
in the morning, there's no food.
-Why isn't there?
-A B&B without breakfast?
Usually there would be,
but tomorrow's an exception.
Normally there is, but we had to
switch it up today.
We're serving a meal in advance.
FINISHES OILING THE CAULDRON
Oh, it's hot.
[exhales]
I feel like this might not work.
Hmm.
I think I better ask for help.
[line ringing]
-[man on phone] Hey.
-Hey, teach.
-You having fun?
-[Jin loudly] Hey, teach!
-Having fun?
-Hey, teach, I'm filming right now.
Who's that?
You know something about cauldrons, right?
What kind of cauldron?
Just, you know, a cast iron cauldron.
-[Jun-hee] Is that
-Paik Jong-won.
ANOTHER BIG STAR
-[Sung-ho] That voice.
-I recognize it.
But a burnt cauldron isn't serious enough
to call Mr. Paik Jong-won. Is it?
[Seong-eun] Paik Jong-won?
I keep scrubbing and black stuff
keeps coming out. What now?
Yeah, you're supposed to cook
with it first.
Try frying or boiling something
in the cauldron first.
Then it should get
a good coating naturally.
Okay, but all this black stuff
keeps coming out of it.
Just eat it. It won't kill you, kid.
It won't come off
when the cauldron gets hot.
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
-Got it.
-Enjoy your dinner.
-Thanks.
-Bye.
-Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
-I asked Mr. Paik Jong-won about it.
-What'd he say?
It's fine to eat out of.
PROBLEM SOLVED
Thank goodness for Mr. Paik.
Well, great, great.
Folks worried about hygiene can use this.
You're a little more wild, use that.
[Jin] He said less black stuff
comes out if it's on high heat.
I'll look forward to your cooking.
[all laugh, cheer]
Good luck.
GLARE
-What? What?
-[laughter]
-Want help?
-That'd be great.
You want my help? I'll join you.
Why didn't you just ask for help?
I'd feel lonely doing it all by myself.
You would?
Of course!
This food, we can't let any of it
go uneaten.
-We're gonna be here a while.
-[Jin] Great.
MUNCH
-Why are you snacking on that onion?
-Want some?
-Of course not.
-It's good.
It's ready. The meat.
[sizzling]
Mr. Owner, the heat's gotten low.
Again? Let's torch it again then.
[loud whooshing]
[grunts]
[Jin groans]
How is it?
[Jin] Mr. Paik was right,
the meat's not blackening.
THE FRYING PAN TEAM
Let me cook first.
Let me do the cooking first.
Guests, please just stay put.
This is going great.
Our meat is cooking quicker.
Theirs isn't cooking.
-Let's eat. Aren't you hungry?
-[Sung-ho] The meat's almost done.
We're the winners.
[laughing]
[laughs]
-It's looking pretty chaotic in there.
-[Ye-eun] Total chaos.
It's as smoky as when
they were making rice earlier.
VENTILATION SYSTEM IS ON
[sizzling]
-[Kian] How's the meat?
-Well, it's doing not too bad.
[Kian] Okay.
Let's cook some kimchi in the middle.
-[Jin] Should we or not?
-[Kian] Let's try cooking this.
[Jin] Just this much? Put it in.
-Green onion.
-Why are you putting in the green onion?
Oh, it's good grilled.
-[sizzling]
-[both groan]
Let's grill this too.
-Ow, that stings.
-Grill this.
-Why the green onion?
-[Kian] Just try it.
-[Jin] What are you talking about?
-[Kian] Just try it.
They do this in Italy.
-[Jin] It's burnt.
-Put it in.
-[Jin] It's burnt.
-Put this in, give me that.
[Kian] Hey. This
let's cook it on the frying pan.
Dang, it looks good.
-[Jin] That onion is still raw.
-[Kian] This needs to be cooked more.
Ow, it's hot, it's hot.
-Put gloves on.
-Okay.
[Kian] Take this outside.
Kimchi too. One more piece.
Kimchi.
[groans]
We're all eating already.
Okay, Ye-eun was right.
See? I was right.
[Sung-ho] The pan is sizzling.
[Ye-eun] We're enjoying ourselves here.
-[Ye-eun] You eat, I'll do it.
-[Jin] Hurry up and eat.
-Hmm!
-[Jun-hee] Is it good?
-[Jin] It's so good.
-Exactly.
-Mm, it's so good.
-[Ye-eun] Exactly.
-Yeah.
-[Ga-hyun] Is it good?
-Mm, it's so good.
-[Seong-eun] It's so good.
[Jun-hee] We're planning to go
there tomorrow morning.
[Ye-eun] The kimchi's tasty.
Was this what you originally
had in mind for the show?
[Kian] Originally?
-I'm happy with this.
-That's fine then.
You stay in B&Bs to rest and relax, right?
[all] Yeah.
So you just lie in your room alone
and relax while you're here.
-It's a bonus there aren't walls.
-[Sung-ho] You're right.
TOGETHER AS ONE AT KIAN'S B&B
If there's anything making
your stay uncomfortable, let us know.
-I'm uncomfortable.
-There's so much smoke.
[laughs]
-[Sung-ho] The smoke is a little too much.
-It's a lot.
-[Ye-eun] It's making my nose run.
-I'm uncomfortable.
-[Sung-ho] You want us to sleep there?
-I can't believe what I said.
After that mess, I'm telling you to
tell me if you're uncomfortable.
Everything about this place
must be uncomfortable for you.
Since you're here,
might as well have a drink.
-Do we have cups?
-Pretty sure we don't.
We can use the food trays.
Can we drink out of the food trays?
I'm fine with that.
-I don't care either.
-Let's do it.
Let me give each of you a welcome drink.
Have a drink, each of you. Here.
-Thank you.
-Have a pleasant stay, everyone.
MAKGEOLLI BOWLS FOR GUESTS
Think of this as your home. For you
MEAL TRAYS FOR STAFF
-[Jun-hee] So funny.
-Need to go to bed.
Shouldn't we take a picture?
We'll wanna look back on this.
Millennials and Gen Z-ers
take these kinds of pictures.
-Three, two, one.
-[all] Cheers.
[Sung-ho] Which direction?
[slurping, gulps]
[exhales loudly]
It's nice.
-You seem like an athlete
-Do I?
-Am I'm right?
-No, I'm retired.
You're retired?
-You're, like, 20 years old.
-Twenty-three.
Why'd you retire? You're only 23.
-You did dance, right?
-[Jun-hee] No.
-[Ye-eun] Swimming.
-Gymnastics.
-[Ga-hyun] Swimming? Gymnastics?
-I did artistic swimming. Water ballet.
I was close!
[exclaims]
[Ga-hyun] I was born in '05. I'm 20.
-Wow, 20 years old?
-[Ye-eun] What's your dream?
-[Jin] What's on the top of your list?
-A flight attendant.
-Flight attendant. It suits her.
-[Jin] Yeah.
Thank you.
-[Jin] Time for the guests to go to bed?
-[Ye-eun] Right.
Everyone, if you want to sleep,
go to sleep.
-[Seong-eun] Okay.
-If you want to keep drinking, stay.
[Kian] Do whatever you want.
I don't see the curtain to divide
the guys' section from the girls'.
-Better to tape it on.
-Yeah, tape it.
-[Kian] It's not gonna fall.
-[Sung-ho] It looks okay.
BEFORE
Night everyone. See you tomorrow.
-Good night.
-[Kian] Yeah.
AFTER
-Hey, I'm going to head to bed first.
-Wait for me!
10:30 P.M.
THE STAFF CLOCKS OU
[Jun-hee] What if the three of them
don't wake up?
-[Jin] Good work.
-[Kian] Good work.
[Ye-eun] Good work!
-Mr. Owner!
-Yeah?
[Jin] I have some pajamas
that I made.
-Oh, wow.
-[Kian] Really?
Fantastic.
-These are "devil pajamas."
-[Kian] Okay.
-[Ye-eun] Devil pajamas?
-Yeah.
Devil pajamas because you wear these
whenever you have a really bad day.
[Ye-eun] Ah!
And I brought these "angel pajamas,"
which you wear when you've had
a good day.
-[Ye-eun] Wow.
-[Kian] I can wear these after a good day.
[Ye-eun] I love these. I'm keeping these
as an heirloom.
-So I kept five sets at home.
-No way.
-I gave one to Coldplay.
-These are rare items.
-One to Mr. Paik Jong-won.
-[Ye-eun] Wow.
-I brought the last two I had left.
-It's such an honor.
-[Ye-eun] No way!
-They're cute.
THREE MINUTES LATER
3 MINUTES LATER
Are you showering here, Kian?
[Kian] Yeah, I'm almost done.
-[Jin] You're done showering?
-[Kian] Yeah.
[Jin] You're already done? Ridiculous!
[Kian] I don't like long showers.
[Jin] This is not whether
you like long showers or not.
This is hard to believe.
-It's nice.
-Nice. But is there shampoo in there?
Shampoo? There's soap.
-No shampoo?
-It's an all-in-one.
What's an all-in-one?
There's body wash, shampoo,
and conditioner. It's an all-in-one.
THE ALPHA MALE OF ULLEUNGDO ISLAND
[dramatic music playing]
HAPPY WITH HOW HE LOOKS
Oh, a bug. Oh, no.
-Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
-[Ye-eun] Here.
-What?
[Ye-eun] Can you catch this for me?
-Is there a bug?
-Yeah.
-There's a moth too! Catch it!
-Where?
-It just flew by.
-It's fine.
I bet the moth's just as scared.
Wait, this one. It's right here. Here!
Yuck, a bug! Hurry! Catch it! Catch it!
Oh, don't look at it.
He's just as scared of you.
[whimpers]
-It's going up there to rest.
-Oh, no, don't go!
-Don't go.
-Look, it's behind there.
-Just this once! Oh, come on!
-Are you serious?
-You hate bugs that much?
-Catch that one.
-It's sleeping up there.
-I really can't. It's flying around again.
-Huh?
-It's flying around again.
Should I turn off the lights?
Moths don't drink blood. You'll be fine.
-I'll tell you if I see it again.
-All right.
SHOO, SHOO
KICKS
KICKS
CASUALLY UNFOLDS JIN'S MAT TOO
WARMHEARTED INTENTIONS
HALF-HEARTED ACTIONS
I'm going to sleep.
Good night, everyone.
JIN THE ANGEL GETS READY TO SLEEP TOO
Oh, man, my entire body's aching. God.
[Kian] Go to sleep. You must be tired.
THE GUESTS GO TO BED AS WELL
[switches click]
[insects trilling]
KIAN'S B&B
[serene music playing]
SECOND DAY
7:00 A.M.
KIAN'S B&B ANNEX, STAFF'S QUARTERS
[cell phone ringing]
BLANKET TURNED INSIDE-OU
[cell phone ringing]
Hello.
-[man] Yes, hello.
-Uh, hello.
-I'm the guest who's to join you today.
-Have you arrived?
-We originally had one more joining us.
-Yeah.
-But he missed the train this morning.
-Oh!
He'll be arriving tomorrow
around 7:00 a.m.
Mm, I gotcha.
Okay, so, you have to ride the monorail
to get here.
Oh, really?
So we, uh, what is it? Uh
-We, uh
-Yes?
Uh, I'll text you an address,
so take a taxi there.
-Ah, okay.
-And then there's the, uh
-The monorail?
-The monorail.
You just need to take it to get down here.
ON HIS WAY TO WORK IN HIS PAJAMAS
[amusing music playing]
SPACING OUT IN THE MORNING
STAGGERS AS HE GOES TO WASH UP
KIAN'S B&B
ONE BY ONE, THEY GET UP
[Jun-hee] Look at the sea over there.
This place feels different in the morning.
It looks more woodsy in the morning light.
[Jun-hee laughing]
THE OWNER ARRIVES AT WORK
-Morning.
-Morning.
-Did you sleep well?
-Yeah.
[groans]
Oi!
A bird [sighs]
took a dump on Jin's seat.
[chirps]
[whirring]
SLEEPY
[yawns loudly]
I wonder if he is almost there.
AMAZED
-Ah, hello.
-Oh.
-Hello.
-Hi.
Why'd you sleep in?
-[chuckles]
-You missed the train?
[Kian chuckles]
There's bird poop in the middle seat.
Sit in front.
[man] Okay.
You have a similar vibe
to the guys who showed up yesterday.
-What's your name?
-I'm Kim Ki-hong.
Jim Ji-hyeon?
Huh? Kim Ki-hong!
Kim Ji-hyeon?
No, no.
Oh. Oh.
Your name is Kim Ji-hyeon?
No. Kim!
Yeah?
-Kim Gi!
-Ki-hyeon?
-Never mind.
-Ah, Ki-hyeon?
Sure. [laughs]
GIVES UP ON TALKING TO KIAN
-[Jun-hee] Someone's coming?
-[Choi] Our junior.
-[Jun-hee] Know him?
-[Choi] Yeah.
Hi!
[laughing]
-You go to KAIST too?
-Yes, I do.
-There's no breakfast today.
-Really?
Yeah, so, we chose to have dinner
last night instead.
-Breakfast will be served tomorrow.
-Starting tomorrow?
Well, guys, if you think about it, hotels
don't provide three meals a day either.
-They only serve breakfast. Dinner
-Right. But I didn't eat last night.
-That's why you should've come yesterday.
-[Ki-hong] You have a point.
But we have ramyeon. If you want
to eat that, go ahead and help yourself.
Sure, yeah.
Anyway, if there's anything else
you need, let me know.
[Ki-hong] Okay, will do.
I'm going to go sleep for another hour.
[laughing]
-I'm Kim Ki-hong.
-[Jun-hee] Ki-hong? Nice to meet you.
Oh, he's up?
[groans, sighs]
[sighs]
-Sleep well?
-Yeah. Good morning.
You were snoring last night.
I kept waking up.
[snoring]
[Kian sighs]
THE EMPLOYEES WORKED HARDER THAN THE OWNER
[Kian] Argh, what is wrong with this guy!
Sorry! You didn't wash
the dishes yet, did you?
I'll go and do it myself.
-Now?
-Yeah.
I'll come with you.
Nah, I'll go by myself.
There isn't enough space anyway.
-Space for what?
-Space to do the dishes.
Mr. Owner, I'm headed up first.
-[Jun-hee] Thanks for the food!
-[Ga-hyun] Yeah.
-[Ki-hong] Thanks for the food.
-[Sung-ho] Thank you.
-It's starting to get hot.
-Totally.
It's perfect weather for snorkeling.
-Good morning.
-Hey.
[all] Good morning.
Guess who that is.
I was studying. I didn't have time
to research the place.
[Sung-ho] You did nothing but study?
BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU?
[laughs]
-Would you like noodles?
-Who are you?
THEY BOTH DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER
-[Sung-ho] He works here.
-Huh?
HE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THE NEW GUES
CHECKS THE DISHES TO WASH
STARTS WASHING THE DISHES
You were doing the dishes?
-Thanks for your hard work.
-Sure, just leave them here.
Thank you for doing all this
so early in the morning.
That's okay, just drop it in.
MORE DISHES TO WASH
Thank you.
ALL DISHES RECEIVED
THE FAUCET IS A BIT TOO HIGH
GETS UP
AND SITS DOWN AGAIN TO WASH THE DISHES
[sighs] My arms hurt.
Man, what was our owner thinking
when he built this infernal place?
-Ye-eun!
-Yeah?
We have one more guest.
A friend of those guys from KAIST.
-One who couldn't come yesterday?
-He says he didn't eat breakfast.
Should I make something
with my soy milk maker?
SOMETHING SHE BROUGHT FOR THE GUESTS
I'll make him some.
OFF TO MAKE HOMEMADE SOY MILK
TIME FOR KIAN TO WASH UP
KIAN'S WAY OF WASHING UP
[upbeat music playing]
KIAN'S WAY OF BRUSHING HIS TONGUE
CLEANLY FLOSSES AS WELL
WASHES HIS FACE AND RINSES HIS MOUTH
AT THE SAME TIME
SHAVES WITH LEFTOVER WATER ON HIS FACE
RINSING THE FACE AFTER SHAVING
IS A WASTE
DONE
Oh, sunscreen.
SMOTHERED IN SUNSCREEN
-Good morning.
-[Ga-hyun] Good morning.
YE-EUN ARRIVES AT WORK
-Are you the new guest?
-[Ki-hong] Yeah.
I heard you were hungry,
so I brought a soy milk maker.
Oh, wow.
HOMEMADE SOY MILK FOR THE LATE GUES
BLACK BEANS
-This stuff's so good for you.
-[Sung-ho] There's nothing to store it in.
TIMER
KIAN RETURNS TO WORK
Um, a sponge.
LET'S CLEAN
The dishes
COLLECTS THE "ITALIAN" GREEN ONIONS
Cups.
-[Sung-ho] Think it's ready.
-Oh, it's done.
-[Sung-ho] Wow.
-Wow, look how thick.
[Ki-hong chuckles]
The youngest can have the first sip.
That looks good.
-Pretty good.
-Yeah?
Oh, it's good. Yeah, really flavorful.
YE-EUN'S HOMEMADE SOY MILK
WRITING ON SLIPPERS?
-[Jin] Mr. Owner.
-Yeah?
[Jin] Toss me those.
-[Kian] "Emp one"?
-[Jin] Yours.
-Why "emp"?
-Employee One.
THE OWNER'S SLIPPERS, EMP1
Ah! "Emp One." [laughs]
Hey, wait a minute.
Man, his slippers are filthy.
[Kian] Wash them. It's fine.
-Do you have athlete's foot?
-[all laugh]
Me? That's how people get closer,
by passing athlete's foot to each other.
Do you actually have it?
-Athlete's foot? No.
-[Jin] Be honest.
It comes and it goes.
-You don't have it?
-He really is honest.
I don't!
People usually get it in the military.
[Jin] Mr. Owner.
Don't you need to run around
in the army to end up with athlete's foot?
[Jun-hee laughs] What a leap in logic.
Our fans wouldn't like it
if we had athlete's foot.
No true fan would dislike you
for having it.
-Come on!
-How beautiful is that?
Who likes athlete's foot?
Ye-eun, you like athlete's foot?
I love it! I'd love to get it!
-The charms of athlete's foot.
-Put those on then.
[Kian] I'd better secretly infect her
with the virus.
Ye-eun could be scratching her feet
like crazy by the end.
[Kian] We need to go today.
Now that the weather's good,
the only place I could think of
was Kian's B&B main building.
THE MAIN KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA
THEY DECIDE TO MOVE TO THE MAIN B&B
Everyone, we might be moving out,
so get your things packed up
and organize your stuff a bit.
Understood.
The weather's good today,
we could relocate.
[Jun-hee] Okay.
-We'll be going.
-They're heading out.
-See you later.
-[Kian] Have a good time.
-Have a good time.
-[Kian] Yeah, be safe.
-[whirrs]
-[Ga-hyun] Whoa.
Where are you going hiking?
[Sung-ho] We're snorkeling.
We're leaving to go borrow scooters.
You're taking scooters?
hen, let's drop these guys off
-[Jin] Yeah. Okay.
-[Kian] then go to the barge.
Whoa.
-Whoa, whoa.
-[Ye-eun yelps]
THE STAFF ARE ON THEIR WAY
-Whoa!
-My God, it's so picturesque here.
[Ye-eun] Wow, it's pretty.
All right, you ready?
It's going to be a jolt. Ready?
-Oh!
-Oh, man.
Can you send this down right away?
There's a group waiting.
WHILE THE STAFF PREPARES THE VEHICLES
TEAM KAIST IS ON THEIR WAY
Oh, I thought that was you
stroking my head.
[chuckles]
Whoa!
-[Kian] You're renting scooters?
-Yeah.
[Kian] Where's that at?
[Sung-ho] It's near Ulleung County
government office.
KIAN'S B&B
TOWN CENTER
-I'll take one on motorcycle.
-Rock, paper, scissors?
MODES OF TRANSPORTATION
FOR KIAN'S B&B
CAR TO BE REVEALED
MOTORCYCLE
WITH A SIDECAR
KIAN AND SEONG-EUN ON THE MOTORCYCLE
JIN, YE-EUN, SUNG-HO,
AND KI-HONG IN THE CAR
JIN'S RIDE, KIAN'S RIDE
Oh.
[laughs]
-This is fun!
-Yeah, it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
[laughing]
[screams]
Wow.
EXCITED
He looks so cute in the sidecar.
-Let's try that next time!
-Yeah.
-Wow.
-That looks fun.
-Okay, be careful.
-See you later.
-See you.
-Later.
-Bye.
-See you later.
THE STAFF HEAD TO THE MAIN B&B
Maybe I should just go by car.
-You scared?
-No, I'll be fine.
-Tell me if you feel you're gonna die.
-Okay.
Wow, this is fun.
This road's incredible.
[Kian] There's no air pollution at all.
[Ye-eun] Whoa! This is so nice!
-So pretty!
-[Kian groans in satisfaction]
[Ye-eun gasps]
It's such a beautiful color!
[Jin] It looks just like a painting.
What do you call it
when light reflects off the sea?
-A haze?
-Sun glitter.
Sun glitter?
-Isn't the sun glitter pretty?
-Yeah, it's pretty.
SUN GLITTER, NOT HEAT HAZE
[Kian] This is the happiest
I've felt since I arrived in Ulleungdo.
I'm so happy.
SAME TIME, DIFFERENT FEEL
Is this the right way? It's so boring
being all by myself, I'm so lonely.
It's really pretty, though.
That's not it, is it?
Hmm?
THAT?!
CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
That's it, right?
THIS
That's it.
-[Ye-eun] No way!
-[Kian] Yeah, that's it.
B&B SPOTTED ON THE SEA
No way! Is it actually floating
on the sea like that?
FEELING PROUD
[Kian] Dreams come true.
KIAN'S DREAMS COME TRUE
-This is your time to shine.
-[Ye-eun] What do I do? This is crazy.
-[Jin] I'm worried.
-[Ye-eun] Wait, hold on.
[Kian] You're driving.
My first time out to sea.
But we won't die.
A BOAT ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Ye-eun, you good? Can you do this?
I'll give it a try.
SPECIAL MISSION FROM THE PRODUCTION TEAM
GET A BOATING LICENSE
-I can't. Did I screw up?
-Make sure it doesn't turn.
[man] There, the black part.
[Ye-eun] I'm embarrassed,
but it took four times for me to pass.
I really did study hard, though.
CAPTAIN JI'S MISSION FROM NOW ON
PICK UP THE GUESTS
FROM THE POR
AND GO 800M
TO KIAN'S B&B
IN PARTICULAR, THE TURN
THROUGH THE BREAKWATER
IS THE TOUGHEST PAR
STARTING POIN
DESTINATION
TODAY IS HER FIRST TRY
AT DRIVING ON THE SEA
WILL CAPTAIN JI BE ABLE TO DO WELL?
-Are you really nervous?
-Of course!
-Why so nervous?
-I don't know.
I'm nervous!
Show us what you got, Ji Ye-eun.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
[engine revs]
Whoa, Ye-eun, Ye-eun!
[Ye-eun squeals]
This is so nerve-wracking.
[Jin] Whoa, Ye-eun, nice.
This is perfect.
-[man] Keep your eyes forward.
-Ye-eun! Amazing!
-Ah! Hold on, what do I do?
-Left! Left!
-[Jin] This is crazy.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
-[Jin] Wait, Ye-eun.
-[Kian] We're heading towards the wall.
-We're heading towards the seawall!
-[Ye-eun] No, no.
-[Kian] Wait, wait, wait
-[Jin] Hey, hey, hey
[Jin and Kian]
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
-No. Wait Watch out!
-Hey, hey, hey
You trying to kill us? The seawall.
No, come on. Stop, stop.
-Be quiet!
-Stop talking!
-God!
-Chill out!
Trust me, I can get us there.
THEY GET PAST THE DANGER
BEYOND THE BREAKWATER
AROUND THE BREAKWATER
INNER PORT, OUTER POR
THE INNER PORT HAS CALMER WAVES
THE OUTER PORT HAS STRONGER WAVES
[Jin] Whoa, where is it?
-[Kian] Oh, there it is!
-[Ji squeals excitedly]
All right, warriors,
I see our destination over there!
-[Jin] You're doing great, seriously.
-[Kian] Let's go!
[all cheering]
Let's go! Wipe them all out!
[all cheering]
[Jin and Kian screams]
[Ye-eun squeals]
Whoa, the boat's in midair. What is this?
Hey, is this headed to
an island in the sky?
-[Ye-eun laughing]
-[both] Whoa!
COLLAPSES
STUMBLES
UTTER CHAOS
[Kian] Get up!
[Jin] This boat might go up
to the island in the sky!
[Ye-eun] What! Oh, God!
[man] You can't freak out.
You're the captain!
-[Jin] Ye-eun, what are you doing?
-[laughing]
No, I haven't ever, um
What are you doing?
[Ye-eun] I've never driven a boat
with waves this choppy.
Seriously, what are you doing?
-[Jin] We're really here.
-[Kian] At last.
-[Jin] We're really here. We made it.
-[Ye-eun] Amazing!
AFLOAT IN THE WATERS OF ULLEUNGDO
IS THE MAIN B&B
KIAN'S B&B
WHERE KIAN'S IMAGINATION HAS COME TO LIFE
WITH THE ELEPHANT ROCK IN THE BACKGROUND
[trumpets]
-[Kian] One moment.
-[Ye-eun] It'll be scary there.
-[Jin] You okay?
-[Ye-eun] This is too
-[grunts]
-[man] Come closer.
THEY FINALLY STEP ABOARD THE BARGE
[Kian] We're finally here.
[Kian sighs]
[Kian] Oh, I'm so moved.
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE
-[grunts in satisfaction]
-This is amazing!
[chuckles]
This is better than I expected.
REALLY?
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE AGAIN
Whoa. It's really well-built.
Should we check out the house first?
That's where the problem is.
HA HA
How are we supposed to sleep here?
-[Jin] The beds are narrow. Too short.
-[Ye-eun] They're small.
[Jin] It'll hurt if you fall out of them.
[Kian] Yeah, but you won't die.
[Kian] First thing I did was,
make an outdoor sleeping zone.
You know how rock climbers sleep
on rigs like this? So you can sleep here.
THREE-STORY BEDS
We'll attach two slides
so people can move back and forth.
ACCESS THE FIRST FLOOR
WITH THE PINK SLIDE
Now, take this slide down right into
the sea. Yeah, into the sea.
THE YELLOW SLIDE LEADS YOU
STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA
IT'S YOUR CHOICE
We can't possibly sleep there.
Seriously, the sun will wake us up.
You're supposed to rise with the sun.
TAKEN ABACK
Go to sleep after the sun sets.
[Jin] Those are the basins.
Big basins, that's where everyone
can shower
You can wash your back, or take a shower.
We're at the end of summer.
SPEECHLESS
-[Jin] I don't even know what to say.
-[Ye-eun] Me neither.
[Jin] By the way,
how do we get up there?
THE CLIMBING ZONE
[Kian] The climbing wall. We'll put
the entrance on the second floor.
It has to go up to the second floor.
You can climb
as far up as possible to get in.
[Jin] I've never done this before.
FIRST TRY AT CLIMBING
[Ye-eun] I believe in you.
[Kian] You're light. You can do it.
Yeah, I think you can!
Wait, this is
TREMBLE
HAVING SO MUCH FUN
No, wait.
[Ye-eun] How is it? It's scary, right?
Wow, hold on.
[Kian] That's the hard part?
-[Ye-eun] No!
-That's the hard part, there.
[Ye-eun] No, no! Ah!
-Hey!
-[both laugh]
[Ye-eun] This isn't going great.
I didn't like the idea of people
entering too easily.
[Ye-eun]
No one can get in at all like this!
Mr. Owner, you've gone crazy.
[Ye-eun] People can't get in at all.
What do you mean, "too easily"?
I didn't want to see people
going into rooms too easily,
so I wanted to make it difficult for them.
Wait. Listen, I'm going to try it again.
I'll give it another go.
There are other rocks I can use.
Otherwise, I don't think I can do it.
[Kian] You got to use
the same colored rocks.
[Ye-eun] Oh, wait.
MEANWHILE, YE-EUN
Can we climb up the slide?
One thing, though.
If anyone tries to get up there
by using slides instead,
you have to stop them.
[Jin] We need to stop them?
-That's the rule.
-[Ye-eun] Okay.
SHE'S GOOD AT ANSWERING,
NOT LISTENING
[laughs] Wow! I made it!
GIGGLING
-Here I am! [laughs]
-How?
-You can't go up that way!
-Here I am!
[Jin] You can't go that way.
[Kian] That's
[Jin] That's cheating!
[Kian] an insult
to those who
use the proper entrance.
I can't hear you.
[Jin] Hold on.
-Mr. Owner!
-[Kian] Huh?
-Are you crazy?
-[Kian laughing]
-This is so frustrating.
-You can't even climb this wall?
LET ME SHOW YOU
A DEEP SIGH
THE TOUGH PART WHERE JIN KEPT FALLING
I did it!
I did it!
HE DID IT?
I did it!
[Ye-eun] You here? Here you are!
Here you are.
This is it. Whoa.
ENTERING ON ALL FOURS
-[Ye-eun chuckles] So fun.
-This is it. [laughing]
This is crazy, seriously, what is this?
-[Kian] It's nice up here.
-[Jin] Kian, help me up there.
TRUSTS KIAN WILL HELP
AND CLIMBS UP AGAIN
[panting] Now, now.
-Want me to grab your hand?
-[Jin] Grab it.
[Kian] Even if it's hard,
I want people to work together.
You remember your toughest memories more.
When it's easy, it's not memorable.
Slowly. You got it, you got it.
[Jin] I got it, I got it.
Seriously, this is too much
[Kian laughs]
-Whoa, man!
-[Kian laughing]
Seriously! Ugh!
ENTERED SUCCESSFULLY BY BONDING
-No one's gonna be able to come here.
-[Ye-eun] No one can get up.
THANK YOU FOR CLIMBING UP
LET US INTRODUCE THE SECOND FLOOR
ENTRANCE TO THE BEDS
WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR
YOU'LL FIND BEDS
WITH AN AMAZING VIEW
-Where should we put the guests' luggage?
-Guests' luggage
-We need a dressing room.
-There's a place to put the luggage.
-Where?
-If you look here
Ow, it's hot.
-It's too hot.
-How can anyone sleep here? It's too hot.
-[Ye-eun] It's not possible.
-Like this.
[Jin] Where?
It's high, now that I see it from up here.
-Here, there's a cabinet.
-[Jin] Yeah?
And there's an outlet
so you can also charge your phone.
[Jin] This is ridiculous, for God's sake.
So, let's say you want to take a nap here.
-Lie down like this.
-But it's boiling hot!
No, up here is
Who would sleep up here? It's too scary!
[Ye-eun] It's scary to sleep there!
If you roll off the bed while asleep,
there's a mat below.
But if you fall off the side
I don't think anyone'd sleep here.
They'd be scared.
-It's really scary this high up
-Up there's a little high.
But you can see the sacrifices
people are willing to make
because those on the top bunks
will get rained on if it ever rains.
They will devote themselves
to the well-being of others,
or something poetic like that.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
THE SELFLESS SHALL SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNKS
I'll use that bed right there.
-Where?
-There.
-Here?
-Yeah, there.
I'll use the upper bunk.
I need to set a good example as the owner.
THE SIGHT OF A RESPONSIBLE MAN
FROM THE BACK
PEEKS OVER
Shoot, it's high.
Let me check out that drop.
[exhales]
How do I climb down?
-Kian.
-[Kian] Hey, Jin-seok.
-I'm Seok-jin.
-It's way too hot.
-I said I'm Seok-jin.
-Seok-jin.
-How do I climb down?
-Can't even get your name.
-This, here?
-That's how you climb down.
THIS WAY
-And if you don't fall asleep quickly
-Yeah?
you'll have to wake
that other person there up.
NUISANCE TO THE BOTTOM BUNK
-"I need to go downstairs."
-God's sake!
[laughing]
Hey, how am I supposed to climb down?
-[Ye-eun] Show me.
-[both laughing]
I can't even see
a way to get down from here!
Is there a ladder here?
-It's scary. It's really scary up here.
-Wait.
-No.
-[laughing]
OVERFLOWING WITH DOPAMINE A THIRD TIME
How do I climb down?
[Ye-eun] Kian84. You're unbelievable.
-Seriously, Kian84.
-[Kian laughing]
[Kian, gags, coughs]
Is he going to die of laughter?
Oh, wait. Oh, God.
[yelps, laughs]
I can't reach it, man! I really can't!
[Kian] What can't you reach?
-Huh?
-[Jin] Come on.
-[Kian] Careful on your way down.
-The ladder!
-I can't reach it!
-[Kian] You need to be careful.
Hold on, I got a cramp.
[Kian] If you climb down carefully,
you can do it. [laughing]
[Jin] Wait a minute, I'll try going down.
[groans]
SHAKING
[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?
-[Jin] Whoa, what?
-[Ye-eun] How are we to climb down?
-Wait, this is how it is? Oh, man.
-[Kian] Ye-eun.
-[Ye-eun] How do we
-I don't think we can sleep here.
REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING
There aren't any windows.
You don't need any windows out here.
The whole thing is a window.
KIAN'S WAY OF THINKING
Where do I unpack my stuff?
On the first floor?
You need to unpack
and put it all here, in this cabinet.
No, it's too hot here,
I can't put in my stuff in there!
My foam cleanser's going to evaporate!
It's not just your stuff,
you'll be hot too. It's fine.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
THERE SHALL BE NO PROBLEM
IF YOU AND YOUR BELONGINGS ARE BOTH HO
-Seriously?
-For God's sake.
Seriously, he's unbelievable.
What's this? There's water dripping.
Water? Well, since it's hot,
you can wash your face with that water.
DUMBFOUNDED
This bed is nice.
I'll take it. I'll sleep like this.
Oh, man.
It's easy to carry a conversation
like this.
Makes it easier to chat
with the guests and everything too.
This is well designed.
THE ARCHITECT IS VERY HAPPY
BLOCKS OU
-[Jin] Owner!
-[Kian] Yeah?
[Jin] You willing to make changes
to the entrance?
No. That's something
you guys got to adhere to.
[Jin] Then shouldn't we block
the top of the slide?
No, then I can't come up here.
I swear.
We should give out points of shame
to anyone who uses the slides to climb.
THE SLIDE USER IS DISAPPOINTED
There's no way I can get up here.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
[Jin] This is the teatime zone?
Where?
Yeah, let me see.
Let's see, where is it?
-What is this?
-[Jin] This is it.
TEATIME ZONE
THEY MUST STICK THEIR FACES OU
AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER
-What is this?
-[Jin] This is it.
-[Ye-eun laughs]
-How can we possibly drink tea like this?
Like this. If we do this
You know how people usually are
on their phones as they drink coffee?
[Jin] This is so uncomfortable to sit.
[Ye-eun] How can we drink tea like this?
[Kian] This way, we have to look
at each other, focus on each other.
KIAN'S PHILOSOPHY
BEAR SOME DISCOMFORT TO SEE EACH OTHER
What if this shakes and the tea spills?
-[Kian] Huh?
-What if the coffee spill?
Coffee? Well, for the coffee
we clean up the coffee together
and chat, and make new memories I guess.
[Jin] Okay, on to the cafeteria.
-[Ye-eun] Oh, the cafeteria.
-That's a bit of a problem.
-Cafeteria's here
-[Ye-eun] Let's open it.
[Jin] Whoa, this is kind of scary.
-This is way too scary!
-[Jin] I can't climb up from there either.
-That's way too far down. What do we do?
-[laughing]
[Kian] To get to the cafeteria,
we'll have this pole,
and you slide down it
to get to the bottom.
RIDE THE POLE FROM THE SECOND FLOOR
DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR TO FIND
THE CAFETERIA
RECOGNIZED AS THE TOUGHEST OBSTACLE
IN THIS HOUSE
THE POLE
[Jin] This is scary.
But if you get hungry enough,
there's going to be a breaking point when
you got to choose between hunger or fear.
[Jin] It's way too scary.
-Can you even climb back up?
-[Kian laughing]
-[Jin] Move aside.
-Try climbing up.
-[Ye-eun] Try climbing up.
-Yeah, just try.
-[Ye-eun laughs]
-[strains]
[Ye-eun] Oh, come on. Look!
It's so tough, even for a guy!
STRUGGLING WITH ALL HIS MIGH
[Jin] Are you kidding me?
Can you even get up?
-[Ye-eun] I know I couldn't.
-[strains]
Oh! You use your knees.
[Ye-eun laughs] He's like a pole dancer.
[Jin] You want a hand?
You need help?
-[Jin] Let me help.
-No, wait. It's tiring.
[Ye-eun] Come on, see?
You can't climb back up.
[Kian] Try climbing down first,
I'll give you a hand.
No. You try climbing up first.
Huh? I don't think I can do that.
No, instead, you come down first.
-[Ye-eun] I can't go down.
-Once we go down, we can't get out!
One person should be able to leave
if we piggyback them.
-I'll just fall straight down.
-You can't look down when doing this.
-[Kian] We'll go first and catch you.
-[Jin] Don't look down.
-[Kian] That's, uh
-Whoa, whoa.
-Hey, Jin, you can go down just fine!
-Nice.
Whoa! Now, how are we to get back up?
2.2 METERS LONG
[Ye-eun] No, I can't do this.
You need to get used to this.
You can only eat in here.
I have socks on.
OKAY, LET'S DO I
[screams]
NO, I CAN'T DO I
-Can I do this?
-[Jin] Want us to catch you?
Hold tightly, you'll come right down.
Hold the pole tight.
I'm going down! I really am. [screams]
NO, I CAN'
-[Kian] Don't fall, come on.
-Help me! [whimpers]
Hey, come on, it's time to eat.
Just try coming down.
No, no I really can't do this.
I can't slide down!
Come on, how do you expect people
to get to the kitchen?
Seriously. Have you lost your mind?
What kind of stupid layout is this?
-No, really!
-There's a good reason for it.
I really didn't like the idea of people
being able to access the cafeteria easily.
This is seriously ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
-No, no, it's okay.
-[Ye-eun] I swear to God!
It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is.
How could he think of something like that?
He seems like he's from a different world,
kind of.
What the hell was he thinking?
But I wanted to slide down that pole.
I wasn't pretending to be weak,
I was really scared.
Hey, just try sliding down.
I told you, I can't do it.
-[Jin] Hold on to the pole tightly!
-[whimpers]
-[Jin] You can step down on my shoulders.
-I'm heavy.
IDEA 1
CARRY ON SHOULDERS
[whimpers]
Oh, I have an idea.
I'll let you sit on my shoulders first,
and she can step down on yours.
But I'm 80 kilos.
-I'll be fine if I'm holding the pole.
-It'll be heavy.
-Let's try it.
-[Ye-eun] It'll be heavy.
I'm really heavy, I'm 80 kilos.
[grunts]
Let's go.
COMBINED
Stand up, we're good.
Just a little more this way.
[Ye-eun] I'll be too much.
-Step on me.
-Hurry! Step on him!
-I did!
-Step on him already!
[Kian] Now, slowly.
-Yeah, oh, wait. Hey, go up!
-[Kian] Oh, wait.
-[Kian] Get down!
-Do I put you down?
-Move out of the way.
-Should I move?
-You said you were going out of the way!
-Move! Move! Oh, wait.
TOO SCARY
[screams]
TOO HEAVY
[whimpers]
[Kian] All right, move away!
Move away! We're good.
There we go.
-[whimpers]
-Move away. Come on.
Hurry.
-[Jin yelps]
-Okay.
-I barely managed to set you down.
-All right.
You were telling me to step away, but how
could I if you're tightening your legs?
SQUEEZING TIGH
Step away, step away! Wait.
Should I move?
You said to move out of the way!
[Jin] Hold on! You still
-I thought I was gonna die.
-Still, you managed to climb down.
-I climbed down!
-[Jin] Yeah.
IN ANY CASE, THEY DID I
I am curious to see
how the guests will react.
Yeah, this just became Physical: 100.
AFTEREFFECTS OF PARTICIPATING
IN PHYSICAL: 84
THE GUESTS WHO AREN'T EXPECTING
PHYSICAL: 84
JUN-HEE, SEONG-EUN, SUNG-HO,
KI-HONG, GA-HYUN
We're going to a diving spot called Jukdo.
About 30 minutes from here.
[Instructor] Jukdo has so many fish,
and the water is really clear.
[Jun-hee] I love it!
A SMALL ISLAND NEAR ULLEUNGDO
WITH COOL, CLEAR WATER
[upbeat Korean music playing]
[instructor] Amazing, right? Enjoy it!
[laughing]
[Jun-hee] Whoa. Ooh!
ARRIVES AT JUKDO
[instructor] We're going to dive
from here, so get ready. Have fun!
[Jun-hee laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
In the sunshine ♪
In the sunshine ♪
GETTING READY TO GO INTO DEEPER WATERS
You'll be by my side ♪
Forget about those other days
I'll treat you like a queen ♪
Queen of the ocean
Queen of the ocean, yeah ♪
You can hear me calling you
Under the deeper sea ♪
MEANWHILE, THE KAIST GUYS
HAKPO PORT, A POPULAR SPOT FOR SNORKELING
[mischievous music playing]
JEODONG POR
GA-HYUN IS FISHING ON ULLEUNGDO
Take the bait.
I swear I'm going to
catch something. [squeals]
SHE CATCHES A ROCK BREAM
Sweet. I can't wait to brag about this.
ROCK BREAM WAS TOSSED
BACK INTO THE SEA
-[Kian] The way I see it?
-[Ye-eun] Yeah?
[Kian] I think all the guests are gonna be
here in the evening anyway.
Going forward, let's cook them dinner
instead of breakfast.
-Yeah, that's better.
-[Kian] Right?
-Yeah, instead of breakfast.
-[Jin] What about breakfast?
Let them figure it out for themselves.
[sighs] What do we do now?
We need to get out of here
and bring in the guests' luggage.
Let's try the piggyback thing.
No, but I can't keep riding
on your shoulders every single time.
We'll push your feet up.
We'll grab your legs like this
You grab the pole
[Ye-eun] Yeah?
then we'll lift you up.
-That'll never work.
-It will.
All you need to do is stand
while holding the pole.
I'm worried she might let go and fall.
She'll grab onto it no matter what.
She's not an idiot.
-She could be.
-[Ye-eun] To be honest, I am an idiot.
To be honest, I am an idiot.
IN FACT, I AM A FOOL
Shall I just try getting out
through there?
No, I don't think I can.
OF COURSE NO
A TINY WINDOW THAT'S 30CM TALL
[Jin] Stand on our shoulders for today.
We'll go up the pole
REALIZES THE REALITY
Oh, unbelievable, Kian84, I swear.
[Jin] Once you're out, we can grab
your hands from up there.
YOUR PAIN IS MY JOY
[laughing]
Seriously, I can't climb up this pole.
Your feet need to be together.
-She can't do it with her socks on.
-Take your socks off.
-Throw them up there.
-Even with socks my off
-I don't think I can even barefoot.
-Just throw them.
[Kian] Okay.
-[Kian] You have no muscles.
-[Ye-eun] Told you.
-Put your feet together.
-I can't put my feet together.
-Step on me.
-I'm really going to.
-Step up. Up, up.
-[screams]
Grab it. Now stand up.
-Stand up.
-[Kian] Don't let go.
-I'm not letting go.
-Stand up. Yes. Yes.
-I can't let go.
-[Kian] You can't?
-I can't. I'm scared.
-You can't go? Sit, sit, sit.
-Hold on. Wait. Wait.
-Oh, never mind.
SUCCESSFULLY PUTS HER FEET TOGETHER
Let go, it's not that high.
Let go. You can slide down
with no problem, right?
Ye-eun, just stay here.
We'll go up and come back.
-[Jin] All right.
-[laughs]
She needs to drive the boat,
so she needs to be able to leave.
-Right. You need to drive the boat.
-[laughing]
KIAN'S B&B ON THE SEA
ISOLATED WITHOUT A BOA
SPECIAL MISSION
LIFT UP CAPTAIN JI
Seriously, I have no grip strength.
-Don't give up. Focus. Focus.
-[Jin] You can do it.
-Focus.
-Ye-eun, you can do this.
-[whimpers]
-[Jin] Repeat after me.
-"I"
-I
-"can do it."
-[Kian] Focus.
-[Ye-eun] My God.
-Grip. Strength.
-There's a rhythm, okay? Just don't think.
-[Jin] Yes.
Don't give up.
-[yelps] Okay. I can do this.
-Pick each foot up.
-One at a time.
-[Ye-eun screams]
-Yes, yes.
-Yeah, like that.
All right, now use your feet.
-No, don't curl them. You got this.
-Don't curl them like that.
Don't curl them. Straighten your feet.
-Straighten them.
-[Ye-eun] Wait.
-Grab the pole.
-Climb up. Yes, come on.
-You got this.
-You're doing great!
-[Jin] You got this.
-Use your feet, your strength.
-[Jin] No, no, no!
-Put your back into it.
Ji Ye-eun, focus.
FOCUS
[screams]
Grip.
GRAB IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH
Don't give up.
BELIEVE IN US
-Hold on tight!
-[Kian] Okay.
-[Jin] Come on!
-Use your strength.
Put your center of gravity behind you.
Don't give up.
-You got this.
-Use your core, all right?
Hug the pole, push with your legs.
Sit on the ledge.
-[Yin] Climb up, hold on tight.
-Yes!
[Ji screams, groans]
KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B
[closing theme song playing]