Level Up (2012) s01e02 Episode Script

[Angie]
Hey, guys, what's up?
Just eating these
delicious cupcakes
that Dante's mom made.
I brought one for everyone.
Did you bring one for me?
Oh. I didn't mean
everyone everyone.
How thoughtless of you.
Hey, Wyatt, I did some awesome
work on our history project.
Oh, hello, Wyatt.
I'm Benjamin Franklin.
Yes. Those who can give up
their liberty
deserve a kite
shoved down their pantaloons.
Did Benjamin Franklin
really say that?
Dude, we're totally going
to rock this project.
Mr. Spinader loves theatrical
presentations.
So if your King George costume
looks as good as this,
we are totally getting A's.
Yeah, about that.
I'm the king!
That's your King
of England costume?
You look like the king
of a dumpster.
I know, it's horrible.
I can do math,
I can do science,
but I cannot make a costume
to save my life.
No, no, I emailed you
all those pictures, patterns,
and that video tutorial called
How to Make a King George III
Costume.
Yeah, I kind of haven't
checked on that yet.
Dante's been blasting my inbox
with crazy cat photos.
There's this one tabby,
oh it's so good.
There's no way that we can get
an A with this costume, okay?
We'll fix it together.
If I can make a Ben Franklin
costume look cute,
I can certainly make you look
good with a little bit of work.
Thanks.
[ring]
So how does tonight sound?
Oh, I can't. Me and the guys
are hanging out at HQ.
Dante found these crates
for when Max tried to start
a chain of space hotels, so
we're gonna dig through them.
Wow, that sounds like fun.
I know. I mean who knows
what could be inside of them?
Space towels.
Tiny bottles of space shampoo
and conditioner.
Little space mints
for under your pillow, ah.
Man, I love rummaging
through stuff.
I could spend hours
at thrift stores.
Right up my alley.
Yeah, well,
we'll work on the costume
some other time.
Thanks, Angie.
See ya.
Me and the guys are gonna
look through a box.
Should we invite Angie?
Nah, man, she's too busy being
alone and talking to herself.
[sighs]
Well, you're getting the pink
ones. And glitter.
[groans]
Top shelf.
Yep, those are the ones.
Oh!
What?
Weird.
I'm still talking to myself.
Ah.
What's up, Angie?
Can you believe I got this
XXX triple XL shirt for free?
Yes.
Why aren't you
ready for school?
I'm not really
in a rushing mood.
Dante!
Normally, I'd be with you.
But today, school's kicking off
international foods week,
by giving out parfaits
for breakfast for free.
And I'm all about
the free stuff.
Oh, look.
A tiny sculpture of Angie.
No. Not free, not me,
and not yours.
Come on, Angie, let's go.
They're gonna run
out of parfaits.
You should probably go.
Go on.
Get out of here. Yeah, I'd
probably just slow you down.
And she's probably right.
Let's go.
You sure, Angie?
We could walk slow.
I'm good. Go on,
get out of here.
Thank you.[Student]
Man, I can't wait to
eat these parfaits.
So fried and crispy and covered
with butter and syrup.
Parfait is yogurt with fruit
and granola in it.
- It is?
- Mm-hmm.
Then what am I thinking of?
Gone. They're all gone.
The universe may be infinite,
but not the school
supply of parfait.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just found out what a parfait
actually is.
I have to have one.
Oh, you mean one of these?
[gasps]
How did you beat us to school?
I'm a fast walker.
Hey Carl, do you want this?
I'm really not that hungry.
[struggle]
No, no.
Parfait
Precious French-sounding
dessert.
Sorry, Reg, I'm booked solid
this weekend.
Man, I can't believe
you're not coming
to my sweet 16 birthday party.
I'm telling you, sweet 16
is typically a girl thing.
Nah, you're mis-hearing me, son.
It's not a sweet 16.
It's a sweet 16.
It's totally different.
Check it.
I've been practicing for
my big day.
You coming now?
Come on, man. It's gonna be way
better than my quinceanera.
That's Spanish for 15.
He's hatching.
- Will you take off that shirt!
- No.
It looks like you can host
a circus under there.
[sighs]
Fine.
Why didn't you just
wear that one?
I was wearing it,
under the giant one.
Okay look. Either the janitor's
closet's Angie's new locker,
or something strange
is going on.
Yeah, Angie somehow beat
us to school
even though we left 15 minutes
before her.
It's like she teleported
or something.
Or something.
Oh, man, I'm so hot.
Okay, where are you
keeping those?
[all]
Aha!
Where'd she go?
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
Oh.
[all]
Ha-ha-ha!
[laughs]
Hey, Wyatt, check it out.
It's that tabby I emailed you.
[both]
Oh!
What?
[mumbling]
Ah!
[both]
Angie's house.
Uh, school's janitor closet.
[both]
Angie's house.
Ohhh.
Okay, hold this.
Ha.
Something you want
to tell us?
Uh, why didn't you
tell us about this Angie?
Well, I didn't think
I should bother you with it,
since you three seem
so busy all the time.
Awesome!
I found another one.
[Angie]
Another one? I thought
there was only one.
Whoa, hold it, Dante.
That could be dangerous.
That hole leads to school, but
who knows where this one goes?
You're right,
it could be dangerous.
Tulta Munille.
- Don't!
- Wait, Dante!
[groans]
Well, we tried to save him.
[screams]
Aah!
This hole leads
right back to HQ.
You all right, man?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I wasn't about
to cry or nothing.
- He was about to cry.
- I was not about to cry.
Check it.
Two more.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Let's see if they lead
to a bank vault. Come on!
Done!
- Boy.
- Wow.
What exactly are
these things?
Whoa! In Dante's
closet. Really?
- Uh.
- Must be a wormhole.
Just like in
Conqueror of All Worlds.
Holes in space and time
that let us travel
from one place to another.
- Um.
- False alarm.
Unfalse alarm, huh.
Which I guess would
just be an alarm.
It's Dante's locker.
These must have leaked
from the game somehow.
- Uh.
- Speaking of leaks.
Let's not open that, shall we.
There's kind of a lot of them.
Shouldn't you get rid of them?
We destroy monsters, Angie.
We don't destroy
doors to awesome.
Oh!
Woo!
This one leads
to Sammy's Water Park
and Rollercoaster
Corn Dog Land.
It's awesome.
I can top that.
Hey!
That was my second
to last corn dog.
[laughs]
[Dante]
Going back for more corndogs.
Think of the possibilities.
We are never going to be
late to class again.
And now I can make it to every
party I've been invited to.
Which will make my fans happy.
Which will no doubt get me
invited to even more parties.
Yes!
Did you see that?
I just saw something
go into that hole.
Where?
There. It was right there.
Probably just saw Dante.
Dante, do you see
anything in there.
No, and I looked around
because I need some mustard.
No, no, no. I think
something is inside of them.
Like something really
creepy and scary-looking,
and not Dante creepy
and scary-looking.
I think we should
stop using them.
[Lyle]
Better idea.
We could look
for that creepy thing
while we use the
wormholes all the time
because they're the
greatest leak ever.
Angie, come here.
Closer.
I want to tell you a story.
There once was a boy who
dreamt of eating corndogs
three meals a day.
- Okay.
- That boy was me.
I'm living my dream!
Don't you dare ruin this
for me, Angie!
I'm not trying to
ruin anything, okay?
I just want to help. But fine
ignore me like you always do.
Okay, let's do this.
Corn dog land à go-go.
Living the dream.
Do it!
Can I have some
heart-healthy snacks?
Maybe a super food!
Blueberries are good!
Gah! Weird Carl.
Hey, Regular Wyatt.
Some girl borrowed
my history book.
Had to crawl practically
back in to get it.
It's cool. Sometimes I
sleep in my locker.
Okay.
- Gah, Angie!
- Here.
- Wow, you finished
my king costume.
- Yeah.
This looks amazing.
I would hope so.
I spent half the night on it
while you three knuckleheads
were wormholing around town.
Thank you so much for this.
That's what friends
who act like friends do.
Friends who act like
Whoo! Oh, my God!
[screams]
Yikes.
Woo!
Cool! I won't miss
the couch again.
Well, Pinky and I are filled up
to our esophaguses
with corn dogs.
I feel awesome.
Side note. Don't go
through that wormhole.
Leads to the dumpster
behind Taco Depot.
No good.
Ha.
Well, most of the
wormholes are dope.
I'm at three birthday
parties right now,
and I got to admit Reggie's
Sweet 16 is off the hook.
- Yeah.
- I thought that it was going
to be all girly and stuff,
But no, man, they got ponies.
- Ponies?
- Yeah.
Sounds pretty girly.
What? No.
Like they're manly ponies.
They got names like
Thunderbolt and Flamehoof.
We get to feed them, like,
little sugar cubes and stuff.
Hey, could you
hand me my pants?
- Sure thing.
- Okay.
[laughs]
Ah, man.
Wow.
Thanks, brah.
[Lyle]
All right, back to Reggie's.
It's my turn to brush
Thunderbolt's mane. Yes!
Guys. guys. Have you noticed
that there are a lot more
wormholes here?
So?
Well, I don't think they could
all be leaking from the game.
It's like something
is making them.
You know maybe Angie
did see something.
[siren sound]
Here comes the wormhole police.
You and Officer Angie
had better start
a thorough investigation,
Wyatt.
That way, we'll be able
to enjoy our corn dogs
and birthday parties
knowing that you two
are keeping the wormholes
safe for all of mankind.
Let's hit it, Dante!
Yeah!
Bye! Bye, guys!
Thanks for listening to me.
[groans]
No more using my living room
as a wormhole walkway, okay?
Dante tracked rotten guacamole
all through here.
Wait, I just came here to say
I'm sorry for ignoring you.
The cupcakes,
the costume thing.
I have been a jerk.
Truth is, I don't know
what I'd do
if you weren't there
to get my back.
Um probably fail
Mr. Spinader's class
with you borked king costume.
Yeah. And I'm thinking
that maybe you're right
about the wormholes,
although I have no idea what
would be inside of them.
Well, they're wormholes,
right?
So maybe a giant worm
has been making them.
Okay, wormholes are
not made by worms.
It's a term for
cosmological entity
with a negative density.
[hissing]
[screams]
[whining]
Or they're made
by a giant worm!
Lyle and Dante are
in those wormholes!
- We got to warn them.
- Wait.
Maybe we should just stick to
old school streets and beats.
Dante! Lyle!
They're not at Sammy's.
Or Reggie's,
although there is
a pretty sweet face painter.
[ringing]
Lyle, listen to me.
There's a giant worm
lose in the wormholes.
Yeah, we know.
It, uh, pushed us into
Where?
Nowhere
It pushed us into
uh
- Pink--
- into
- [Wyatt] Where?
Look, I don't know,
but we're stuck in here, okay?
And between you and me,
Dante's starting to lose it.
[Dante]
This is it.
We're going to be stuck
in here forever.
We need some sort of rules
if we're going to survive.
We need to form a government.
First order of business,
voting a president.
I nominate Pinky.
All in favor.
All right.
The pinkies have it.
Pinky is president.
Who's Pinky?
Lyle, I'm calling for backup.
My beta house,
it's being destroyed.
You're worried
about the beta house?
What about us, Max?
Max, you created the game.
What is going on?
Must be the Morthorn Worm.
- The what?
- [Lyle] The what?
It's a creature from the beta
version of Conqueror.
I deleted its mountain home
and replaced it
with a dungeon.
The worm went nuts
and started eating holes
in the programming
like it was hot brisket.
So I deleted the worm.
- [scoff]
- At least I thought I did.
So now the worm is
eating holes in reality?
It's turning reality
into Swiss cheese.
Lyle and Dante must be trapped
in some rift in the fabric
of the space time sandwich.
What a pickle.
Okay, you got to stop
with the food talk.
I'm sorry.
You guys called me in
right before lunch.
I haven't gotten to eat yet.
[loud thud]
Whoa!
Forget about Lyle and Dante.
It's everyone for themselves.
I've gotta get to my hover yacht
before the world implodes.
[screams]
- Max!
- Oh!
[Max]
Oh, come on!
Whoa!
Forget about Lyle
and Dante, huh?
President Pinky doesn't tolerate
acts of treason, Max.
Get him! Sic him!
Time to go worm hunting.
Let's bait this hook.
[fires]
[screams]
It's gonna be okay.
[screams]
Ah!
- Whoa!
- Ah!
Oh!
Okay, I'm out of ideas.
Wait, wait, wait. Max said
that the worm started acting
all jinky when he
deleted its home.
So maybe it's just
looking for its home.
- That's right.
- Yeah.
One of the many benefits of
actually paying attention to me.
Too bad Max turned it
into a dungeon.
I mean, we'd have to
hack the game
and totally rewrite
the code to restore it.
How long do we have to pretend
like you don't know
how to do that?
Okay, I maybe totally know
exactly how to do that.
- Yep.
- Don't tell Max.
I'm still on the phone.
- [Max] Rude.
- Shh.
[phone beeps off]
And done!
Done.
[loud thud]
[scream]
Great. Wait, but the guys
are still missing.
[Lyle]
Incoming!
[groaning]
Get off me, fool!
You did it.
No, you did it.
Okay, I did it.
Nice work sending
Mr. Worm home.
Oh that was all Officer Angie.
Thanks, Officer.
And sorry about, you know,
not doing anything from before.
What?
We shouldn't have
ignored you, okay?
Oh.
Bro.
Thanks, gal pal.
Look, gamer or not,
you'll always be a part
of the Neverfail clan.
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Thanks, nerds.
[both scream]
Weird Carl.
What are you doing here?
I have no idea.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Probably just get
abducted by aliens again.
Oh!
It happens.
I'm sure it does.
What are you gonna do?
Oh.
What are you gonna do?
He got abducted by aliens,
and we got stuck in a wormhole.
Isn't that
a weird coincidence?
Get off my computer.
Fine, Ben Franklin,
the colonies have won ♪
Your stupid revolution
is over and done ♪
Over and done
Did not see this coming,
this is truly absurd ♪
A surrender from me?
I'm King George III ♪
- King George III
- King George III
Come on, Your Majesty,
why you gotta hate? ♪
- Call us by our new name
- What
- The United States
- The United States
- The United States
- The United States
Time for you to do
what's right and fair ♪
Is pick up your
cool pen and sign ♪
That treaty of
chica-chica ♪
Treaty of Paris
[applause]
[all]
All right.
Technically, King George
wasn't at the signing
of the Treaty of Paris.
A member of Parliament
signed in his stead.
But you had a dope beat,
a monster hook, and
I love those costumes, so
B-plus.
[both]
What?
That's fair.
We have another verse.
I'll give you an A
if you don't do it.
Yes.