Monster Musume: Everyday Life with Monster Girls (2015) s01e02 Episode Script
Everyday Life with a Harpy and Centaur
1
You're in a good mood, Miia. What happened?
Oh, darling.
You're so shameless!
Ow, ow, ow!
Of course I'm in a good mood.
You were so cool yesterday.
I won't let anyone hurt Miia.
That's my answer.
That's me?
If you're ever in trouble, I'll protect you.
Darling!
Hey!
Darling!
Species 2 "Everyday Life with a Harpy and Centaur"
Where am I?
You're awake?
Who are you?
Papi!
I'm Papi. Papi the harpy.
What? Papi harpy Papi?
Harpy the Papi.
No, wait. Parpy the Papi?
Parhy?
Parpy Papi Papi?
Papi Papa Papi?
Anyway, where's your host family?
You're not supposed to be alone.
That's why I brought you here.
You kidnapped me for that?
Soft
Serve
Huh? What's that?
Is it food?!
Listen to me!
One!
Two!
Three!
Huh? Who are you?
She's a birdbrain!
I'm not allowed to go out until I
memorize the Interspecies Ceremony.
You mean "Interspecies Exchange Bill."
It's too difficult for me to remember, though.
So, when the terminator wasn't looking
You mean "coordinator."
I ran away!
That can't be good!
No worries.
I've run away a few times,
but I didn't get in trouble.
But they said next time I ran
away, they'd incest me.
What does that mean?
I think you mean they'd "deport" you!
You're in huge trouble!
Trouble
I hadn't even had a single bite yet!
It's so hard to hold!
Aww. With hands like that, it's no wonder.
Do you want this, then?
Really?!
Okay. Thank you.
Um, could you hold it yourself?
I might drop it again.
It's so good.
But This must look kinda
What is he doing?
He's a pervert.
Don't look!
T-Time's up!
No more ice cream!
I'm all sticky.
You need to clean up!
There's a faucet over there!
What are you doing?!
Bathing!
No, I mean your clothes!
Don't you know you're
supposed to bathe naked?
A birdbrain just made fun of me.
Just get out of there!
This feels great!
It's so nice that you have baths in the city.
Th-This girl is clueless about human society.
Even as a bird, you can only be so bird-brained.
Don't just stand there! Play with me!
Stop!
Keep me out of this!
I found you!
Miia.
How did you know where I—
You bird brat!
You kidnapped my darling, and now this?
I'm so jealous!
What are you saying?!
I want to steal away my darling
and elope with him, too!
You make me so jealous, it can't be legal!
What?! You wanna fight?!
Wait, what are you two—
You bird brat!
I'll make chicken soup out of you!
What did you say?
What was that about chicken boobs?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
You're putting on quite a show,
having a catfight here
Huh?
No one's look—
ing?
Don't move!
Call the police!
Get a ladder truck!
M-Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
She can't get down?
Isn't this kinda dangerous?
You two are dangerously naked!
Put some clothes on!
Is she okay?
Don't worry. Leave it to me!
I'll peck her until she falls.
Don't!
I can't fly because my wings are wet
Don't worry. Leave this to me.
Lamias are good at climbing trees.
Miia
Okay. I'll save that girl
and impress my darling.
There are so many leaves.
Huh? Where's the girl?
Ouch! They're sticking to me!
Mommy
Found you.
My wings are too heavy!
You saved me?
Good job, Papi. That was cool.
Thank you.
I tried, too
It's okay. I know.
Oh? I heard a child was stuck in a tree
Too late.
This one got her down safely.
Really? Thanks for your help.
Thank you!
By the way, you're non-human
exchange students, right?
Where are your host families?
I have my darling
Are you going to incest me now?
I told you, it's "deport"!
You're going to be kicked
out of this country.
What?!
Are you
I
I'm her host family.
They're both staying with me.
Darling
Then let me see your papers, please.
Oh, no!
Are your papers—
They're
right here.
Smith-san.
That's amazing.
How did you get papers for
her on such short notice?
I already had them.
What? Why?
I couldn't find anyone who'd
host a repeat runaway.
So on my way to force—
I mean, ask you to take
care of her, she ran away.
You're the coordinator Papi ran away from?
Wait
You mean
So on that note, Papi-chan,
this is your new home.
Really?!
What?
He's the master of the house,
so make sure you listen to him.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Wait. Can they both stay at the same time?
Why not?
Smith-san, you really are
careless, aren't you?
Papi-chan, don't run away again.
It's okay.
I don't understand complicated stuff,
but I did learn one thing.
I just need to stick with my
master from now on, right?
Take care of me, Master!
Hey, Master, let's take a bath!
Let's pick up where we left off!
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't pull!
And, actually
Why not?
Darling, keep Papi-chan company.
Okay.
Come on.
Don't catch a cold.
Miia-chan, you're taking this surprisingly well.
I thought you'd object.
I-It's no big deal.
I'm a little upset a nuisance has found its way
into the home I share with my darling
But Papi-chan's a child.
Also, she's a child.
And most of all, she's a child.
An adult like me can handle her.
Oh, my. Papi-chan's your age, actually.
Harpies evolved to have smaller
bodies so they could fly,
so they're often older than they look.
Darling, never mind! I'll keep her company!
Listen. Darling is my darling.
Lay a finger on him, and you'll pay.
I don't have fingers.
That's not what I meant.
If you do anything to my darling, you'll pay.
C-Can my body survive this?
Monster Girls!
Monster Girls!
I can't believe I'm going shopping
first thing in the morning.
Warning!!
Frequent Purse-Snatchings
Both Miia and Papi eat a lot.
Can my budget handle this?
I can't believe we actually met.
It must be fate!
My name is Centorea Shianus.
I'm a member of the dignified centaur race.
Are you the one destined
to become my master?
Centorea-chan?
She's allowed out on her own
by a special exception.
Centaurs have a tradition
of finding their own masters.
Masters?
It probably means her host family.
While she's here, her host family will be
Darling-kun
Smith-san?
Sorry, but today's my day off.
Could you take care of her?
What?!
Goodnight.
Wait, Smith—
She's so careless.
Anyway, Japanese spells are no joke.
Spells?
If you charge into an intersection,
the one you run into is your soulmate.
It's an ancient spell, isn't it?
If you did that, it'd just
cause a traffic accident!
I nearly died!
I see.
And I'm not your soulmate.
That's not a spell, it's a
manga cliché. And an old one.
Wh-What?
I knew I should have put toast in my mouth.
I'm late!
Where did you learn that?
Why are you looking for your
soulmate this early, anyway?
And using such violent methods!
Well, because
Move it, move it, move it!
Watch out!
Damn you. Committing more crimes?
I-I can't breathe
I'm sorry.
That's the guy who's been snatching
purses around here lately.
What?
As a proud member of the centaur
race, I cannot ignore this.
I swear on my blade that I will capture him!
But according to the Interspecies
Exchange Bill, I cannot touch him.
That's why I've been looking for
a master to fight alongside me.
Aren't you already violating
the Weapons Control Law?
It can't be helped, however.
It matters not if you aren't my master.
Come with me.
I get it, I get it!
I'll ride you.
That was close!
What are you doing? I'm not a horse!
If you're not my master,
then cease your rude behavior.
Unbelievable. Japan's spells truly are useless.
How am I supposed to go with you, then?
Not a bad haul.
That's enough!
Thief, come quietly.
Otherwise you'll taste the weight of
your crimes and the edge of my blade!
Touch me inappropriately,
and I'll throw you off, got it?
Then slow down!
The horse girl?
The wisest strategy is to flee!
You won't escape!
Please drive safely!
I'm falling! I'm falling!
Stop flailing, you fool!
Too easy. Is that the best you can do?
See you later, horse girl!
How insolent. Is that all you've got?
Wait, you're not gonna
You won't escape.
Hey, you. I need you to
I thought I was going to die.
What do you think you're touching, idiot?!
If you keep kicking, I'll
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
I'm falling!
Damn you
Not only did you ride me, but now
you're doing something so shameful?
You'll pay for this later!
Oh, boy.
Wait, huh?
Hey! You're frozen!
How dare you just do as you please?
My breasts
What am I
I'll stain my blade with your blood.
D-Damn you, horse girl
I'll slice you apart!
I'm dead
Or so I thought, but I'm fine.
It's a fake sword, huh?
She can't walk around with a real one.
Trying to catch that thief
was a crazy thing to do.
It's not like I wanted to do it.
Centorea wanted to chase
after the scooter, so
Scooter?
You didn't ride her, did you?
What?
One of the centaur commandments is,
"Only the one chosen as your
lifelong master may ride you."
From her perspective,
it's a lot like marriage.
If you forced her to let
her ride you, then
Th-Then?
That would be like rape.
Ah! My yakisoba!
I'm sorry, Centorea-san!
I had no idea it was so important!
I didn't mean any harm
Centorea
Instead of Centorea,
I want you to call me Cerea.
That's what my close friends call me.
Huh?
I'm the one to blame.
I got you caught up in that fight
with my selfish sense of justice.
On top of that, I hurt you.
No, it's not like I tried to refuse.
You don't need to be so considerate.
Nonsense!
Can't you feel how my heart is pounding?
I can sense my destiny!
This is just like the meeting of the
Greek hero Heracles and the wise Chiron!
Japanese spells are impressive.
I truly have met the man
destined to be my master.
Since I arrived in this country
No, since I was born, that was the first time
anyone's sacrificed themselves to protect me.
Therefore, I, Centorea Shianus,
acknowledge you as my master and
swear my lifelong loyalty to you.
Master, will you accept my loyalty?
C-Cerea
Darling, did you get another girlfriend?
Master, I'm hungry!
Darling?
Who are these girls? This is improper, Master!
Darling, how did you hurt yourself?
Is dinner ready?
Listen up.
Now that I'm here, things will be different.
My master comes first.
I always put my darling first.
Me, too.
Could someone help with the housework, then?
I got you! I'm not letting you go!
Master? Master!
You're destined to marry me, darling.
Master's marrying me.
Species 3
"Everyday Life Under Dangerous Circumstances"
Only I am a worthy companion for my master.
Darling!
Master!
Harpy Poultry
A bird-like non-human species. Like birds, A harpy subspecies adapted for laying eggs.
they lay eggs and have poor night vision. They cannot fly and are unable to run at high
They dislike scarecrows planted in fields speeds like land animal harpies. However,
and CDs hung from balconies. Harpies can they produce far more eggs than other
be omnivores or carnivores. They have subspecies, and they continuously lay eggs
evolved to fly, and even adults have small, nearly every day. Poultry harpies have a red
child-like frames. Like Lamias, their species crest on top of their heads. Unlike chickens,
consists only of females, and they their appearance is natural, not selectively
require human males to reproduce. bred. They are very cowardly (chicken).
Land animal Raptor
A subspecies of harpy adapted for terrestrial life, A large eagle- or hawk-like harpy subspecies.
like ostriches and emus. Their wings are small, Their bodies are very similar to human bodies.
but their bodies have evolved to be larger than humans. Though other subspecies are omnivorous,
Using their thick, powerful legs, they can run at incredibly raptor harpies are carnivores. They are proud
high speeds. Despite their large bodies and sharp claws, and difficult to please, an unusual trait among
they are generally easygoing. the generally amicable harpies.
Harpy Subspecies
You're in a good mood, Miia. What happened?
Oh, darling.
You're so shameless!
Ow, ow, ow!
Of course I'm in a good mood.
You were so cool yesterday.
I won't let anyone hurt Miia.
That's my answer.
That's me?
If you're ever in trouble, I'll protect you.
Darling!
Hey!
Darling!
Species 2 "Everyday Life with a Harpy and Centaur"
Where am I?
You're awake?
Who are you?
Papi!
I'm Papi. Papi the harpy.
What? Papi harpy Papi?
Harpy the Papi.
No, wait. Parpy the Papi?
Parhy?
Parpy Papi Papi?
Papi Papa Papi?
Anyway, where's your host family?
You're not supposed to be alone.
That's why I brought you here.
You kidnapped me for that?
Soft
Serve
Huh? What's that?
Is it food?!
Listen to me!
One!
Two!
Three!
Huh? Who are you?
She's a birdbrain!
I'm not allowed to go out until I
memorize the Interspecies Ceremony.
You mean "Interspecies Exchange Bill."
It's too difficult for me to remember, though.
So, when the terminator wasn't looking
You mean "coordinator."
I ran away!
That can't be good!
No worries.
I've run away a few times,
but I didn't get in trouble.
But they said next time I ran
away, they'd incest me.
What does that mean?
I think you mean they'd "deport" you!
You're in huge trouble!
Trouble
I hadn't even had a single bite yet!
It's so hard to hold!
Aww. With hands like that, it's no wonder.
Do you want this, then?
Really?!
Okay. Thank you.
Um, could you hold it yourself?
I might drop it again.
It's so good.
But This must look kinda
What is he doing?
He's a pervert.
Don't look!
T-Time's up!
No more ice cream!
I'm all sticky.
You need to clean up!
There's a faucet over there!
What are you doing?!
Bathing!
No, I mean your clothes!
Don't you know you're
supposed to bathe naked?
A birdbrain just made fun of me.
Just get out of there!
This feels great!
It's so nice that you have baths in the city.
Th-This girl is clueless about human society.
Even as a bird, you can only be so bird-brained.
Don't just stand there! Play with me!
Stop!
Keep me out of this!
I found you!
Miia.
How did you know where I—
You bird brat!
You kidnapped my darling, and now this?
I'm so jealous!
What are you saying?!
I want to steal away my darling
and elope with him, too!
You make me so jealous, it can't be legal!
What?! You wanna fight?!
Wait, what are you two—
You bird brat!
I'll make chicken soup out of you!
What did you say?
What was that about chicken boobs?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
You're putting on quite a show,
having a catfight here
Huh?
No one's look—
ing?
Don't move!
Call the police!
Get a ladder truck!
M-Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
She can't get down?
Isn't this kinda dangerous?
You two are dangerously naked!
Put some clothes on!
Is she okay?
Don't worry. Leave it to me!
I'll peck her until she falls.
Don't!
I can't fly because my wings are wet
Don't worry. Leave this to me.
Lamias are good at climbing trees.
Miia
Okay. I'll save that girl
and impress my darling.
There are so many leaves.
Huh? Where's the girl?
Ouch! They're sticking to me!
Mommy
Found you.
My wings are too heavy!
You saved me?
Good job, Papi. That was cool.
Thank you.
I tried, too
It's okay. I know.
Oh? I heard a child was stuck in a tree
Too late.
This one got her down safely.
Really? Thanks for your help.
Thank you!
By the way, you're non-human
exchange students, right?
Where are your host families?
I have my darling
Are you going to incest me now?
I told you, it's "deport"!
You're going to be kicked
out of this country.
What?!
Are you
I
I'm her host family.
They're both staying with me.
Darling
Then let me see your papers, please.
Oh, no!
Are your papers—
They're
right here.
Smith-san.
That's amazing.
How did you get papers for
her on such short notice?
I already had them.
What? Why?
I couldn't find anyone who'd
host a repeat runaway.
So on my way to force—
I mean, ask you to take
care of her, she ran away.
You're the coordinator Papi ran away from?
Wait
You mean
So on that note, Papi-chan,
this is your new home.
Really?!
What?
He's the master of the house,
so make sure you listen to him.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Wait. Can they both stay at the same time?
Why not?
Smith-san, you really are
careless, aren't you?
Papi-chan, don't run away again.
It's okay.
I don't understand complicated stuff,
but I did learn one thing.
I just need to stick with my
master from now on, right?
Take care of me, Master!
Hey, Master, let's take a bath!
Let's pick up where we left off!
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't pull!
And, actually
Why not?
Darling, keep Papi-chan company.
Okay.
Come on.
Don't catch a cold.
Miia-chan, you're taking this surprisingly well.
I thought you'd object.
I-It's no big deal.
I'm a little upset a nuisance has found its way
into the home I share with my darling
But Papi-chan's a child.
Also, she's a child.
And most of all, she's a child.
An adult like me can handle her.
Oh, my. Papi-chan's your age, actually.
Harpies evolved to have smaller
bodies so they could fly,
so they're often older than they look.
Darling, never mind! I'll keep her company!
Listen. Darling is my darling.
Lay a finger on him, and you'll pay.
I don't have fingers.
That's not what I meant.
If you do anything to my darling, you'll pay.
C-Can my body survive this?
Monster Girls!
Monster Girls!
I can't believe I'm going shopping
first thing in the morning.
Warning!!
Frequent Purse-Snatchings
Both Miia and Papi eat a lot.
Can my budget handle this?
I can't believe we actually met.
It must be fate!
My name is Centorea Shianus.
I'm a member of the dignified centaur race.
Are you the one destined
to become my master?
Centorea-chan?
She's allowed out on her own
by a special exception.
Centaurs have a tradition
of finding their own masters.
Masters?
It probably means her host family.
While she's here, her host family will be
Darling-kun
Smith-san?
Sorry, but today's my day off.
Could you take care of her?
What?!
Goodnight.
Wait, Smith—
She's so careless.
Anyway, Japanese spells are no joke.
Spells?
If you charge into an intersection,
the one you run into is your soulmate.
It's an ancient spell, isn't it?
If you did that, it'd just
cause a traffic accident!
I nearly died!
I see.
And I'm not your soulmate.
That's not a spell, it's a
manga cliché. And an old one.
Wh-What?
I knew I should have put toast in my mouth.
I'm late!
Where did you learn that?
Why are you looking for your
soulmate this early, anyway?
And using such violent methods!
Well, because
Move it, move it, move it!
Watch out!
Damn you. Committing more crimes?
I-I can't breathe
I'm sorry.
That's the guy who's been snatching
purses around here lately.
What?
As a proud member of the centaur
race, I cannot ignore this.
I swear on my blade that I will capture him!
But according to the Interspecies
Exchange Bill, I cannot touch him.
That's why I've been looking for
a master to fight alongside me.
Aren't you already violating
the Weapons Control Law?
It can't be helped, however.
It matters not if you aren't my master.
Come with me.
I get it, I get it!
I'll ride you.
That was close!
What are you doing? I'm not a horse!
If you're not my master,
then cease your rude behavior.
Unbelievable. Japan's spells truly are useless.
How am I supposed to go with you, then?
Not a bad haul.
That's enough!
Thief, come quietly.
Otherwise you'll taste the weight of
your crimes and the edge of my blade!
Touch me inappropriately,
and I'll throw you off, got it?
Then slow down!
The horse girl?
The wisest strategy is to flee!
You won't escape!
Please drive safely!
I'm falling! I'm falling!
Stop flailing, you fool!
Too easy. Is that the best you can do?
See you later, horse girl!
How insolent. Is that all you've got?
Wait, you're not gonna
You won't escape.
Hey, you. I need you to
I thought I was going to die.
What do you think you're touching, idiot?!
If you keep kicking, I'll
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
I'm falling!
Damn you
Not only did you ride me, but now
you're doing something so shameful?
You'll pay for this later!
Oh, boy.
Wait, huh?
Hey! You're frozen!
How dare you just do as you please?
My breasts
What am I
I'll stain my blade with your blood.
D-Damn you, horse girl
I'll slice you apart!
I'm dead
Or so I thought, but I'm fine.
It's a fake sword, huh?
She can't walk around with a real one.
Trying to catch that thief
was a crazy thing to do.
It's not like I wanted to do it.
Centorea wanted to chase
after the scooter, so
Scooter?
You didn't ride her, did you?
What?
One of the centaur commandments is,
"Only the one chosen as your
lifelong master may ride you."
From her perspective,
it's a lot like marriage.
If you forced her to let
her ride you, then
Th-Then?
That would be like rape.
Ah! My yakisoba!
I'm sorry, Centorea-san!
I had no idea it was so important!
I didn't mean any harm
Centorea
Instead of Centorea,
I want you to call me Cerea.
That's what my close friends call me.
Huh?
I'm the one to blame.
I got you caught up in that fight
with my selfish sense of justice.
On top of that, I hurt you.
No, it's not like I tried to refuse.
You don't need to be so considerate.
Nonsense!
Can't you feel how my heart is pounding?
I can sense my destiny!
This is just like the meeting of the
Greek hero Heracles and the wise Chiron!
Japanese spells are impressive.
I truly have met the man
destined to be my master.
Since I arrived in this country
No, since I was born, that was the first time
anyone's sacrificed themselves to protect me.
Therefore, I, Centorea Shianus,
acknowledge you as my master and
swear my lifelong loyalty to you.
Master, will you accept my loyalty?
C-Cerea
Darling, did you get another girlfriend?
Master, I'm hungry!
Darling?
Who are these girls? This is improper, Master!
Darling, how did you hurt yourself?
Is dinner ready?
Listen up.
Now that I'm here, things will be different.
My master comes first.
I always put my darling first.
Me, too.
Could someone help with the housework, then?
I got you! I'm not letting you go!
Master? Master!
You're destined to marry me, darling.
Master's marrying me.
Species 3
"Everyday Life Under Dangerous Circumstances"
Only I am a worthy companion for my master.
Darling!
Master!
Harpy Poultry
A bird-like non-human species. Like birds, A harpy subspecies adapted for laying eggs.
they lay eggs and have poor night vision. They cannot fly and are unable to run at high
They dislike scarecrows planted in fields speeds like land animal harpies. However,
and CDs hung from balconies. Harpies can they produce far more eggs than other
be omnivores or carnivores. They have subspecies, and they continuously lay eggs
evolved to fly, and even adults have small, nearly every day. Poultry harpies have a red
child-like frames. Like Lamias, their species crest on top of their heads. Unlike chickens,
consists only of females, and they their appearance is natural, not selectively
require human males to reproduce. bred. They are very cowardly (chicken).
Land animal Raptor
A subspecies of harpy adapted for terrestrial life, A large eagle- or hawk-like harpy subspecies.
like ostriches and emus. Their wings are small, Their bodies are very similar to human bodies.
but their bodies have evolved to be larger than humans. Though other subspecies are omnivorous,
Using their thick, powerful legs, they can run at incredibly raptor harpies are carnivores. They are proud
high speeds. Despite their large bodies and sharp claws, and difficult to please, an unusual trait among
they are generally easygoing. the generally amicable harpies.
Harpy Subspecies