Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s01e02 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
Ah.
Hmm.
( man on TV muttering )
Missing teddies.
( man on TV muttering )
( muttering )
Oh!
Ooh!
( relieved sigh )
LARGE MAN: Ohh!
( evil laughter )
( small man cackling )
( muttering )
They are after the teddies.
Ohh! Hello.
( small man cackling )
( sighs )
Good job.
Let's see.
Aha.
Hmm.
I could buy some honey.
Hmm.
( buzzes lips )
Teddy, the jam or the honey?
Bzz bzzz!
The honey.
Bzzzz!
Hmm.
Ah.
Aha.
Oh. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
Aha!
Ah! Perfect.
Ohh! ( chuckles )
- ( small man cackling )
- Oh.
Ha!
( cackling )
( gasps )
Now you just--Ooh!
( shudders )
Oh, no, no.
Shh, just keep quiet.
Blech!
Wah ha ha!
( chuckling )
Oh! Phew!
What?
( gasps )
Oh, no! Teddy?
Teddy, where are you?
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy?
( laughs )
( grunting )
( both laughing evilly )
Oop!
( door creaking )
Teddy! Teddy?
Where is my--Teddy?
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom,
Mom, Mom, Mom!
Teddy!
- Mom!
- Teddy?
( engine revving )
I don't believe it.
Blah-lah-lah-lah!
Hey, stop.
( tires screech )
- ( crash )
- Hey!
( classical music playing )
- ( chase music playing )
- Ah!
- Eh?
- ( horn honking )
Off!
( both laughing )
MR. BEAN: Teddy!
( car rattling )
- ( squeaks )
- Aah!
( clattering )
( birds chirping )
- ( squeaks )
- ( tail pops free )
( angry squeaking )
( relieved sigh )
Teddy!
Teddy?
Teddy!
Where are you?
( hoots )
( thunderclap )
MR. BEAN: Teddy!
( echoing ) Teddy!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Where's my Teddy?
Teddy!
There you are!
Come on! Oh, you!
Ooh!
( gasps )
What have they done to you?
Teddy.
Oh.
( sighs )
How many?
Hmm?
( sighs ) Yes.
Ooh!
Eee!
( sighs )
( dog growling
and barking )
( cat meowing )
( duck quacking )
( quacking )
WOMAN: Oh!
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Hmmph!
Next.
Uhuh
( clears throat )
( gasps )
Oh, Teddy.
( dog barking, cat meowing )
( quack )
( gasps )
( crying )
Ah!
( girl crying )
Mm-hmm.
( quack )
- ( slap )
- ( loud quack )
Rreeoww!
( dog growling )
Reeeooww!
Oh!
Oh!
Awk! Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Ohh!
( sighs )
( somber music playing )
Next.
Oh. Uh, um
( sighs )
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.. Huh.
( humming )
Yes.
Ahh!
( cat meowing )
Go. Shoo.
Shoo, shoo, shoo.
Ohh!
MR. BEAN:
Excuse me.
Do you mind awfully
if I just put this
up on your wall?
Right there.
Oh, good. Thank you.
( gasps )
Oh, no!
( thunderclap )
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Uh-uh.
( cackling )
Here.
Here.
( grunts )
( machine whirring )
( laughs )
How's that?
Nice.
( sewing machine whirring )
( cackles )
( large man grunting )
( sewing machine whirring )
( sighs )
( boy singing )
RECORDING OF MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:Right this way.
Get your bunny bears here.
Bunny bears!
Bunny bears,
they're lovely!
Get your bunny bears here!
Bunny bears!
Who would like a bunny bear?
Aww!
Give me that.
One, two, three.
Oh!
( gasps )
MR. BEAN: Teddy.
RECORDING: Step right up
and get your bunny bears here.
LARGE MAN : Huh?
RECORDING: Bunny bears!
Who would like a bunny bear?
Bunny bears!
MR. BEAN: Ah!
( muttering )
( snickering )
( straining )
There we go.
( engine starts,
tires screech )
BOTH: Huh?
- ( laughing )
- ( classical music playing )
( chase music playing )
( tires screech )
( engine revving )
( laughing )
( groaning )
( ducks quacking )
SMALL MAN: Aah!
( quacking )
( growling )
SMALL MAN: ( grumbling )
Oh! Ow!
Ow!
( grunting )
Hmm!
Look!
LARGE MAN: Ohh!
Right!
( chuckling )
SMALL MAN: Come on.
LARGE MAN: ( muttering )
Up!
( car approaching )
LARGE MAN: Oh!
Help!
LARGE MAN: Whoa!
Ooh!
SMALL MAN: Aah! Aah!
( laughing )
In there, you two.
Go on.
- SMALL MAN: Doh!
- ( siren sounding )
MR. BEAN: Off we go.
And just the other one.
( children laughing )
MR. BEAN:
There we are, sonny.
That's for you.
That's mine! Ohh!
MR. BEAN: Anybody else
want their teddy?
But you are staying with me.
( snickering )
Yes.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!