Overcompensating (2025) s01e02 Episode Script
Who's That Girl?
1
Previously on
Overcompensating
Tonight sets the
tone for the rest of college.
You're a dude who fucks, or nah.
Like, I just need you to
have a night-one hookup.
I'm Benny.
Carmen.
Damn, who's this?
You're my brother, not
the other way around.
Look at those tits.
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
- Oh!
- My fucking eye!
Is this Intro to Film Studies?
Whoo ♪
Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Eve's that girl ♪
I'm Carmen, hi.
- Yo, uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- What's my name y'all? ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- C'mon, c'mon ♪
- Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Hey, you.
- Um?
What's the swear
count in Pulp Fiction?
Hi. What?
How many takes did Kubrick
make Shelley Duvall
Morning, everyone.
We are, in fact, gathered
here to study cinema,
but you may learn a
thing or two about life.
I once said,
"You never know who someone is, until
they tell you their favorite film."
So let's go around the room.
The Godfather.
The Godfather.
You, sir.
- Me?
- Yes.
Yeah, um, my
favorite movie is
Film!
Your favorite film!
Film, yes.
So, my favorite film is
The Godfather.
- Fucking classic, man!
- Oh, my. Yeah.
- Oh, good.
- Great film.
This gentleman here.
Oh, uh, hi.
I'm Miles.
Uh, my favorite film
is The Godfather
Part II.
Hi, Professor McClellan?
They give me five minutes between classes
for lunch, so this had better be urgent.
Well, the registrar must
have double-scheduled me
in a film class at this time,
so, uh, I was just wondering
if you had another Econ
101 class I could take.
So the answer is, "No,
Professor. It's not urgent"?
But, yes, you can join
Wednesday's early class.
How early?
Perfect. Thank you.
And I don't even really
know why I did it.
It's not like I have a huge
interest in film or anything,
but I don't know, it just felt
like something new to try, I guess.
Yeah, totally.
All right, we have to join
whatever club Han Solo picks.
Done.
Who was she in high school?
She was the "it girl" 100%.
Her senior pics were
taken on train tracks.
Mm-hmm. She had Viva La
Juicy perfume in her locker.
- She smelled like vanilla farts.
- She won Best Hair.
And her dad would play beer pong
with all her friends in the basement.
And he'd be like,
"Give me your keys."
Oh. Looks
like we have our club.
Oh, God, no. My sister
does Adopt a Grandparent.
I think she's just hoping they die quickly
and leave her something in the will.
Mmm. Love that for her.
Maybe we should pivot?
Oh. Toe shoes?
Cross-country?
It's life.
- Full-on cult.
- Oh, yeah.
They used to eat at
Red Robin after races.
Yum.
And play too much Never Have I Ever,
despite never having done anything ever.
Absolutely.
- Okay. Maybe they've done some stuff.
- Yeah.
Okay, him.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, actually, he's okay.
He sat next to me in class.
So, have you always been
into, like, creative writing?
Nah.
Rate My Professor gave her a chili
pepper and said it was easy, so
Same.
Hey, are you good
at English and shit?
Well, I'm fluent.
Sick.
Uh, I got three
games this weekend,
and I really gotta submit
this paper before I leave.
- Maybe you tutor me?
- Yeah.
Yeah. No, yeah.
- Sick.
- Sick.
So sick.
Ebola.
He's super shy, but I can tell
he has a really good heart.
Yeah.
He seems really soft and gentle.
- Mmm.
- Big teddy bear.
Okay, you never just see one
jock. They always travel in a pack.
Like, individually they
don't matter, but as a group,
they can hide and hang on
to that high school glory.
So bleak.
Oh, shit, I forgot.
You said you were a
sports guy in high school.
Oh, yeah.
Who were you?
I don't know.
Just, you know, regular.
Okay, well, she was definitely
a hometown hottie.
Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
Oh, m
- You?
- Emily.
Hey.
- Carmen.
- Yes.
Oh, my God, you grew.
It's so good to see
you. Oh, my God.
I had zero clue you
were going here.
- So random.
- Surprise.
This is Emily. Emily and I
went to high school together.
Emily, this is Benny.
Aw, Benny.
I love that name.
Love the name Emily.
Isn't it so pretty?
And, Carmen, your family's still
in our thoughts and prayers.
Aw, yay.
Yay.
So, me and my girls are going
to Rockbar tonight. You going?
- What's Rockbar?
- Oh, it's the club in town.
Every freshman is going.
Oh, Rockbar. Rockbar, Rockbar.
- We'll be there.
- Good for you.
I feel like I never saw you
at parties in high school.
I was there.
We'll see you tonight. My girls
are going too. You'll love them.
Does "we" mean Benny?
Yeah. Benny and I were just talking about
going together, as a matter of fact.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I love clubbing.
Oh, my God, me too.
Really? Cool.
Oh, and don't worry. The
bouncer's so easy on fakes.
Do you not have one?
Um, no But
But we were planning
on getting them today.
- Okay, great.
- Hmm.
I always had a hunch
you could be fun, girl.
Aw, thanks.
Bye, Benny.
Bye, Emily.
I went to parties, Benny.
She wouldn't know. We were
in totally different scenes.
Okay. Yeah.
What's a Freshman 15?
Uh, mocha frappe, whipped cream,
salted caramel, rainbow sprinkles,
chocolate drizzle
and a cookie straw.
Wow, that sounds
really body positive.
Yeah, we just wanted to make the
gayest drink on earth.
I'll have a black coffee.
Okay.
What are your
milk alternatives?
- What?
- I'm lactose intolerant.
TMI, girl.
Hi, Grace.
Where's Peter?
He's at the gym.
Oh, I didn't know you were friends
with one of the Blues Brothers?
It's my eye.
- Oh, my God.
- Black coffee?
Is it really that bad?
- No.
- Yes. Go to the health center immediately.
Black coffee, hello?
Benny, I think
that might be you?
Oh, yeah.
I got a Freshman 15 for
Miles.
Godfather, right?
Godfather Part II.
Or just Miles.
Just Benny.
Hi, I'm Carmen.
Oh, yeah. Duh.
This is Miles.
Oh, and I'm the bitch sister.
Hi.
Um, well, we're just in
- Intro to Film together, so
- Mmm.
Do Mom and Dad know that
you signed up for that?
No.
It's just an elective, and I
might not even stay in it, so
Okay well,
uh, if you do stay in the class,
maybe I'll see you
in there.
- Yeah.
- Are you going to Rockbar tonight?
Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Cool. See ya.
Okay, well, good
luck with that eye.
And, um, bye,
cinephile.
We're going to fucking Rockbar.
- I'ma see if I can get us fakes.
- Me too.
I'm Hailee Matthews
and I nominate Blake Lively to
do the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
Okay, wait. I feel like
we, like, nailed it.
Yeah, that was the best one yet.
People are literally gonna
freak when they see this.
- Totally. What's the charity?
- To spread awareness.
About what?
Silence.
Babe, like, you
might be complicit.
Do you wanna do your challenge?
Yeah, actually, can I ask
for your help with something?
- Yeah, what's up?
- Do you know how to get fakes?
Duh.
Oh, my God, you're a lifesaver.
Benny and I need them
for Rockbar tonight.
- Tonight?
- Mm-hmm.
Babe, you're fucked.
My ugly cousin got mine this
summer, but it took, like, 90 days.
Fuck.
I know. I had to talk to him every
day, it was such a fucking nightmare.
Wait.
I'm throwing a pregame for
Rockbar in our room tonight.
You should come to that.
Okay. Our room?
I was gonna invite you. I'm
sorry it didn't come up yet.
Okay.
I think I ate so much paint.
- Pete.
- Oh.
- Yo, what up, Benny?
- Hey, what's good?
Um Just getting
a getting a lift in.
- Oh, shit. Yo, me too.
- Yeah.
- Oh, sick.
- Yo, spot me?
- Yeah. Of course. Um, let me just
- Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
Um, I was actually, uh, trying
to go to Rockbar tonight.
- Oh, shit, Rockbar!
- Yeah.
Bro, those are the fucking days.
I used to go with my boys,
like, every fucking night.
You got a crew yet?
Um, kinda. Yeah.
Yeah, I got some
I got some fuckers.
Man.
I met my boys first
week of college.
They're my brothers now, Bento.
Goes by so fast.
Yeah, no, I've been hanging out
with these dudes from another dorm,
and it's kind of
like a squad now.
Yo, what's the deal
with that Carmen chick?
- Fuck you!
- Oh.
Um, you know, we
Fuck you.
I saw you two last night.
And then again this morning.
I was like, that's my boy.
That's my boy!
- Yeah.
- Yo.
Just don't get locked
down.
- First week of college.
- No, definitely.
It's not a good look.
Fuck you. I got it,
I got it.
- No, no way.
- Fuck you.
I, uh
Actually, I was gonna
hang out with some
some dudes tonight and
just go out, but, um
I need a fake ID.
Is there someone you know
that maybe could hook it up?
Do I know someone?
Yeah?
Yeah, I think I
might know someone.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
- Bento.
- Yeah?
I gift this to you.
This served me well
these last four years.
And I know it will
serve you too.
Damn.
Um, thanks
David.
Anytime, David.
And you think I
can pass for you?
Come on now, Bento.
You're little me.
Do you know how, uh, I could
maybe get Carmen one, or
Oh.
My boy better not be talking
about a bitch right now!
Yeah, I'll stop.
Bro, don't overthink
it, all right?
Just get the boys together
It's
easy, it's easy ♪
I'm on that ID but you
can't fucking be me ♪
I'm Peter, I'm David
you're Bento, Mini-Me ♪
Rockbar in my city ♪
My flow is so shitty
but you know the deal-y ♪
It's week one don't
get cuffed by no biddy ♪
- Yo, that was sick.
- Oh! That was so fucking sick.
- All right. Peace, Bento.
- Bars, Pete.
- Peace!
- Fuckin' Pete, baby! Let's go!
Hey!
Titty-fuck me, Pete!
I gotta shit.
Hey, Chris! I'm
having a pregame later.
Would you and your guy friends
like to come? I'll have snacks.
Yo, Chris! I'm
having a pregame at mine later.
You guys wanna
roll through? Nah.
Yeah! Which dorm, homie?
Saw Benny at the gym.
Gave him my old fake.
- That's cute.
- Yeah.
Thought it was cute.
What are you
all dressed up for?
Going to meet a grandma
for my volunteer hours.
Oh, yeah, that bullshit.
Yeah.
Are we still on for dinner at
La Ferretti Famigliata's later?
Uh, I can't.
They moved the fantasy
football draft up to tonight.
Can't you skip it?
It's our last draft, okay?
I'm not skipping it.
Don't be mad!
I'm not mad.
Why don't you just
hang with the girls?
I can't sit there and get another
blowout. We went three times on Thursday.
Okay, well, it's not my fault that
you don't have other friends, babe.
I have other friends.
Mimi doesn't count.
Why don't we just
meet here later?
Hmm?
I'll, uh
come back early just
after, like, a drink or two
or three or four, five,
six, seven, eight.
Don't watch Gilmore
Girls without me.
- I won't.
- Good girl.
Should I try to suck you off?
Don't say it like that.
But yes. I mean, yes, please.
- And this is Riley.
- Hi.
And off-brand for
a hot male nurse.
He's not gay.
- Good to know.
- Hey, Grace.
Sorry, so why are you
doing Adopt a Grandparent?
Do you not have a family?
Are you, like, a
childless widow?
No, I do.
They're fucking idiots.
They came to see
me this morning.
Look. Look at this.
Does that look like me?
What the fuck is it?
And my son, he's now doing
Tough Mudders or something?
Men used to go to fucking war.
Okay, my name is Allison Jones,
and I nominate Emma Watson for
the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
We really don't deserve
the right to vote.
- Is she Is she okay?
- Who?
Hi! No luck
finding an ID. You?
No, sorry.
Should we do
something else instead?
Don't get locked down.
First week of college.
I'm an idiot and forgot I
already said yes to something else.
Check in later?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
- Benny!
- Yo! What's good?
- What's good?
- Whoo!
Good.
Yo.
Welcome, motherfuckers.
So glad you texted us, bro.
Just had to get the crew
back together for Rockbar.
- Crew. Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yo, who that girl you were
with last night though?
Oh, Carmen?
Yee! Yeah, you pork her?
Um, nah, I I got too drunk
- Oh.
- Oh.
So I titty-fucked her.
Blam! Motherfucker!
Yeah.
This is so fucking fun.
Totally. I fucking
love you girls.
Damn, where'd you learn to do that?
I used to go to parties all the time
with my older brother and his friends.
You have a brother?
Wait, is he hot?
Dibs!
He died.
Pisses me off!
Wait, I got a text.
I'm sorry. I, like,
hate the timing.
Wait, that DJ who wants me just texted.
There's a pregame before Rockbar.
- We have to go!
- We have to go.
Oh, shit. The bitches
are on their way.
Oh, tell the whores
to roll through!
You want drinks?
Roomie, I have to be honest, if
you come to the pregame with us,
and then we have to leave you for the bar,
it's just gonna throw my energy off, so
- Oh, okay, yeah. I get that.
- Okay, okay.
Oh, yeah. I've
got the vanilla body mist.
- Uh
- It's on the Yeah, get it.
Hiiiiii!
Who is this?
Carmen. Creative
writing? Ponytail?
Oh. Hey.
Any chance you
know how to get a fake ID?
Sure.
OMG. Lifesaver!
Can you still help
me with paper tonight?
Of course. Library?
MC am I people call me Uff ♪
When I rock the party ♪
Hi, Benny! Might be
too busy to hang out later.
Meeting creative writing
guy in the library.
Don't be jealous! Ha ha ha ha.
Badass bitch I'm rated X ♪
Party's here.
Don't drink that.
So, do you remember the
writing prompt we got?
The what?
We were told to write about ourselves
but as a fictional character.
Oh. Oh, fuck. So-So
you can't help me?
No, no No, I def can.
Cool. Okay.
Aw. Of course.
So that ID
I'll text the guy after.
Okay, um
What name should we give
this fictional character?
Buck. The Cowboy.
I love the Cowboys.
I'm a baseball
guy myself, but
I gotta fuckin' piss.
Nah, I'm six foot!
- No fucking way, bro. You're 5'10".
- You wanna fucking measure me, bitch?
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.
Whoever got the least amount of pussy
in high school gets to go first.
Pete, you're up.
Suck a dick, Gabe.
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
With the first pick, Pete's
Dragons selects Peterson.
Fuck!
I mean that literally
fucks my roster already.
- Oh, yeah?
- You fucking prick.
- I'm six foot!
- Oh, yeah?
Guys! Guys! Can we take this
fucking seriously, please?
This is the last fucking draft
for some of us, all right?
Okay. All right, all
right. Easy, Pete. Fuck.
And I got pussy in
high school, dude.
Okay, all right. Who
gives a fuck, all right?
You're missing out on a
fresh crop right now, man.
I mean, when are you gonna
drop Skeletor?
- Yo
- Bro.
Listen, fellas.
I'm all she's got.
And she still lives
up to her nickname
the throat goat!
She does.
Okay, look, but nah
What about that fat-tittied
freshman you showed me?
Who?
Oh, yee. Carmen?
- Yee.
- Yee.
Yee. You gonna fuck her?
I mean
The groundwork has been laid.
- Yo, you cool as fuck, man.
- Sorry I'm late.
This dork bitch was
trying to fuck me.
Buck entered the saloon
as quietly as a cowboy could.
His spurs barely spinning and
Finished your story. Are
you still in the bathroom LOL?
Also, did you text your ID guy?
Winning at college.
Giddy up.
Love these mofos.
These wings are the shit.
Like a G6 ♪
Now I'm feeling so fly ♪
Benny. Benny.
a G6 ♪
Like a G6, like a G6 ♪
Now I'm feelin'
so fly like a G6 ♪
Gimme that Moët
gimme that Cristal ♪
Ladies love my style at
my table gettin' wild ♪
Get them bottles poppin' we
get that drip and that drop ♪
Now give me two more bottles
'cause you know it don't stop ♪
Yo, Chris! Stop.
- Play "Super Bass."
- Why?
Play "Super Bass." Nicki Minaj.
- Play it.
- Uh, yeah.
I can spin that.
This one is for the boys
with the boomin' system ♪
Top down, AC with
the cooler system ♪
When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
Got stacks on deck
like he savin' up ♪
And he ill, he real
he might gotta deal ♪
He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of build ♪
He cold, he dope,
he might sell coke ♪
He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
I said, excuse me
you're a hell of a guy ♪
I mean, my, my, my, my ♪
When are we going to Cockbar?
No. Gimme.
- What?
- Gimme your ID, okay?
You cannot be out like this.
This is a really bad look.
Hey, look, I'm proud
of you. Go home.
Go home now. You
look disgusting.
Can't you hear that boom, badoom
boom, boom, badoom, boom ♪
- Cut the track!
- Cool Wait what?
You know where Carmen is?
I know where
she'll be later.
Getting titty-fucked again!
You titty-fucked Carmen?
Um, mmm
Damn, girl.
It's like I tell her
everything I do sexually.
She's at the library.
Y'all,
I'll be right back.
Don't leave without me, or I'll kill
you. Seriously, you know I will.
I don't have time.
Back coupes up and
chuck the deuce up ♪
My boy.
Uh, sorry, go ahead. Dude.
- There you are. Hey. You made it.
- Hey.
Feels like I see you
everywhere.
- I know. I'm stalking you.
- What?
Um
Uh, let me guess, you
also live in Village C?
First floor.
- Nice.
- Nice.
Did you go to a pregame or
Uh, no.
- Uh, do you have an ID? Cool.
- I do. Yeah, I Um
Where It's from
Maryland. Where's yours?
- Oh. Uh, Ohio.
- Oh.
You didn't do a British one?
Oh, shit. Okay. It's happening.
Don't do the accent.
Hey.
- This you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Carmen!
Come on.
Hey. Hi, sir.
Um
Come on.
Name?
David MacDonald.
- Address?
- 1616 Berkshire Drive.
Go in.
Name?
Margaret van der Woodsen.
Uh No.
No, that's my name.
Might be your name, but the
ID says you're 20. So
All good.
No, I'll I'll Uber back. It's
actually It was a really cool ride.
Um, have fun.
Yo, Benny!
Benny
you coming?
Oh.
I feel better.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay
- Roomie!
I told you everything works out.
Someone threw up.
I want a kiss.
- Oh, I'm straight.
- Maybe.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Margaret!
Are you hungry?
Okay. Let's go.
Mmm.
You almost don't
even miss the cheese.
- Yeah. Totally.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
So library was good?
Yeah, um, it was nice. He was
He was super sweet.
Still shy?
- Something like that.
- Hmm.
How was your pregame?
How did you know
about the pregame?
- Hailee. Mm-hmm.
- Hailee.
- Um
- It's fine. I was busy. Uh
- I'm so sorry.
- No.
- No. Was it fun?
- Um
No. No, it it wasn't.
It was fucking traumatizing.
Yeah.
I bought buffalo
wings
so now my room will just
smell like that forever,
you know what I
mean? It's like
Um, and no, it's just,
like, this group of guys,
they drank all my alcohol
and were just rapping at me.
So then I
I rapped "Super Bass."
- You didn't.
- I did. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Okay, whenever I
hear that song, I think of the
- Glee version.
- Glee version.
Oh, my God, you watched Glee?
Yeah, my sister loved
it, so I was like
Uh-huh, and that's why you had all
the songs on your Spotify playlist?
Oops. Yeah.
- There's some hits, okay? Yeah.
- There's some hits.
Sorry, had to bounce.
Could we meet again to finish?
Okay.
Douchelord left the library when he
realized I would just write it for him.
- Oh, I I
- Mm-hmm.
- I kinda saw that one coming.
- Yeah.
Oh, man.
I guess I wasn't
hot enough for him.
Fuck that. No.
- No way.
- No, really, it's true.
Come on. I also wasn't
pretty enough for you.
- That is not it.
- Mm-hmm.
At all.
That was
- Weird.
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, okay.
Why did you wanna hang out?
Are you serious?
- You are so fun to be around.
- Mmm.
Like, we're in the parking lot
outside a Domino's,
and this is the highlight of my
college experience so far, so
That is a tragic sentence.
It's kinda pathetic, but
it's true.
Yeah, you are so easy
to hang out with.
You are the only person
I like to hang out with.
So
Then why didn't you
invite me to your pregame?
It was just supposed to be,
like, the guys, and then, like
I don't know, I guess I was trying
to recreate high school or something.
Yeah.
Golden boy with his bros.
- I see it.
- Yeah.
I'm not as good at
it as I used to be.
Good.
Good.
You asked who I
was in high school.
Yeah.
I was no one. I was no one.
Um
At first, I was
Michael's sister, uh
But then I-I wasn't even that.
I don't think that's true.
I will have to wash this hand
so that I don't get pink eye.
Fuck you.
But if I got it, I
feel like I deserve it.
No. No, no!
- Yes!
- God hates me.
AC top down with
the cooler system ♪
When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
and he ill, he real, he might gotta deal ♪
- This is the Sue Sylvester right here.
- Yeah.
He dope, he might sell coke ♪
He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
Night, Margaret.
Night, David.
Wait. Who the fuck is that?
Oh.
One sec.
Hi.
Hi.
Previously on
Overcompensating
Tonight sets the
tone for the rest of college.
You're a dude who fucks, or nah.
Like, I just need you to
have a night-one hookup.
I'm Benny.
Carmen.
Damn, who's this?
You're my brother, not
the other way around.
Look at those tits.
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
- Oh!
- My fucking eye!
Is this Intro to Film Studies?
Whoo ♪
Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Eve's that girl ♪
I'm Carmen, hi.
- Yo, uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- What's my name y'all? ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- C'mon, c'mon ♪
- Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Hey, you.
- Um?
What's the swear
count in Pulp Fiction?
Hi. What?
How many takes did Kubrick
make Shelley Duvall
Morning, everyone.
We are, in fact, gathered
here to study cinema,
but you may learn a
thing or two about life.
I once said,
"You never know who someone is, until
they tell you their favorite film."
So let's go around the room.
The Godfather.
The Godfather.
You, sir.
- Me?
- Yes.
Yeah, um, my
favorite movie is
Film!
Your favorite film!
Film, yes.
So, my favorite film is
The Godfather.
- Fucking classic, man!
- Oh, my. Yeah.
- Oh, good.
- Great film.
This gentleman here.
Oh, uh, hi.
I'm Miles.
Uh, my favorite film
is The Godfather
Part II.
Hi, Professor McClellan?
They give me five minutes between classes
for lunch, so this had better be urgent.
Well, the registrar must
have double-scheduled me
in a film class at this time,
so, uh, I was just wondering
if you had another Econ
101 class I could take.
So the answer is, "No,
Professor. It's not urgent"?
But, yes, you can join
Wednesday's early class.
How early?
Perfect. Thank you.
And I don't even really
know why I did it.
It's not like I have a huge
interest in film or anything,
but I don't know, it just felt
like something new to try, I guess.
Yeah, totally.
All right, we have to join
whatever club Han Solo picks.
Done.
Who was she in high school?
She was the "it girl" 100%.
Her senior pics were
taken on train tracks.
Mm-hmm. She had Viva La
Juicy perfume in her locker.
- She smelled like vanilla farts.
- She won Best Hair.
And her dad would play beer pong
with all her friends in the basement.
And he'd be like,
"Give me your keys."
Oh. Looks
like we have our club.
Oh, God, no. My sister
does Adopt a Grandparent.
I think she's just hoping they die quickly
and leave her something in the will.
Mmm. Love that for her.
Maybe we should pivot?
Oh. Toe shoes?
Cross-country?
It's life.
- Full-on cult.
- Oh, yeah.
They used to eat at
Red Robin after races.
Yum.
And play too much Never Have I Ever,
despite never having done anything ever.
Absolutely.
- Okay. Maybe they've done some stuff.
- Yeah.
Okay, him.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, actually, he's okay.
He sat next to me in class.
So, have you always been
into, like, creative writing?
Nah.
Rate My Professor gave her a chili
pepper and said it was easy, so
Same.
Hey, are you good
at English and shit?
Well, I'm fluent.
Sick.
Uh, I got three
games this weekend,
and I really gotta submit
this paper before I leave.
- Maybe you tutor me?
- Yeah.
Yeah. No, yeah.
- Sick.
- Sick.
So sick.
Ebola.
He's super shy, but I can tell
he has a really good heart.
Yeah.
He seems really soft and gentle.
- Mmm.
- Big teddy bear.
Okay, you never just see one
jock. They always travel in a pack.
Like, individually they
don't matter, but as a group,
they can hide and hang on
to that high school glory.
So bleak.
Oh, shit, I forgot.
You said you were a
sports guy in high school.
Oh, yeah.
Who were you?
I don't know.
Just, you know, regular.
Okay, well, she was definitely
a hometown hottie.
Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Eve's that girl ♪
- Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Who's that girl? ♪
Oh, m
- You?
- Emily.
Hey.
- Carmen.
- Yes.
Oh, my God, you grew.
It's so good to see
you. Oh, my God.
I had zero clue you
were going here.
- So random.
- Surprise.
This is Emily. Emily and I
went to high school together.
Emily, this is Benny.
Aw, Benny.
I love that name.
Love the name Emily.
Isn't it so pretty?
And, Carmen, your family's still
in our thoughts and prayers.
Aw, yay.
Yay.
So, me and my girls are going
to Rockbar tonight. You going?
- What's Rockbar?
- Oh, it's the club in town.
Every freshman is going.
Oh, Rockbar. Rockbar, Rockbar.
- We'll be there.
- Good for you.
I feel like I never saw you
at parties in high school.
I was there.
We'll see you tonight. My girls
are going too. You'll love them.
Does "we" mean Benny?
Yeah. Benny and I were just talking about
going together, as a matter of fact.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I love clubbing.
Oh, my God, me too.
Really? Cool.
Oh, and don't worry. The
bouncer's so easy on fakes.
Do you not have one?
Um, no But
But we were planning
on getting them today.
- Okay, great.
- Hmm.
I always had a hunch
you could be fun, girl.
Aw, thanks.
Bye, Benny.
Bye, Emily.
I went to parties, Benny.
She wouldn't know. We were
in totally different scenes.
Okay. Yeah.
What's a Freshman 15?
Uh, mocha frappe, whipped cream,
salted caramel, rainbow sprinkles,
chocolate drizzle
and a cookie straw.
Wow, that sounds
really body positive.
Yeah, we just wanted to make the
gayest drink on earth.
I'll have a black coffee.
Okay.
What are your
milk alternatives?
- What?
- I'm lactose intolerant.
TMI, girl.
Hi, Grace.
Where's Peter?
He's at the gym.
Oh, I didn't know you were friends
with one of the Blues Brothers?
It's my eye.
- Oh, my God.
- Black coffee?
Is it really that bad?
- No.
- Yes. Go to the health center immediately.
Black coffee, hello?
Benny, I think
that might be you?
Oh, yeah.
I got a Freshman 15 for
Miles.
Godfather, right?
Godfather Part II.
Or just Miles.
Just Benny.
Hi, I'm Carmen.
Oh, yeah. Duh.
This is Miles.
Oh, and I'm the bitch sister.
Hi.
Um, well, we're just in
- Intro to Film together, so
- Mmm.
Do Mom and Dad know that
you signed up for that?
No.
It's just an elective, and I
might not even stay in it, so
Okay well,
uh, if you do stay in the class,
maybe I'll see you
in there.
- Yeah.
- Are you going to Rockbar tonight?
Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Cool. See ya.
Okay, well, good
luck with that eye.
And, um, bye,
cinephile.
We're going to fucking Rockbar.
- I'ma see if I can get us fakes.
- Me too.
I'm Hailee Matthews
and I nominate Blake Lively to
do the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
Okay, wait. I feel like
we, like, nailed it.
Yeah, that was the best one yet.
People are literally gonna
freak when they see this.
- Totally. What's the charity?
- To spread awareness.
About what?
Silence.
Babe, like, you
might be complicit.
Do you wanna do your challenge?
Yeah, actually, can I ask
for your help with something?
- Yeah, what's up?
- Do you know how to get fakes?
Duh.
Oh, my God, you're a lifesaver.
Benny and I need them
for Rockbar tonight.
- Tonight?
- Mm-hmm.
Babe, you're fucked.
My ugly cousin got mine this
summer, but it took, like, 90 days.
Fuck.
I know. I had to talk to him every
day, it was such a fucking nightmare.
Wait.
I'm throwing a pregame for
Rockbar in our room tonight.
You should come to that.
Okay. Our room?
I was gonna invite you. I'm
sorry it didn't come up yet.
Okay.
I think I ate so much paint.
- Pete.
- Oh.
- Yo, what up, Benny?
- Hey, what's good?
Um Just getting
a getting a lift in.
- Oh, shit. Yo, me too.
- Yeah.
- Oh, sick.
- Yo, spot me?
- Yeah. Of course. Um, let me just
- Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
Um, I was actually, uh, trying
to go to Rockbar tonight.
- Oh, shit, Rockbar!
- Yeah.
Bro, those are the fucking days.
I used to go with my boys,
like, every fucking night.
You got a crew yet?
Um, kinda. Yeah.
Yeah, I got some
I got some fuckers.
Man.
I met my boys first
week of college.
They're my brothers now, Bento.
Goes by so fast.
Yeah, no, I've been hanging out
with these dudes from another dorm,
and it's kind of
like a squad now.
Yo, what's the deal
with that Carmen chick?
- Fuck you!
- Oh.
Um, you know, we
Fuck you.
I saw you two last night.
And then again this morning.
I was like, that's my boy.
That's my boy!
- Yeah.
- Yo.
Just don't get locked
down.
- First week of college.
- No, definitely.
It's not a good look.
Fuck you. I got it,
I got it.
- No, no way.
- Fuck you.
I, uh
Actually, I was gonna
hang out with some
some dudes tonight and
just go out, but, um
I need a fake ID.
Is there someone you know
that maybe could hook it up?
Do I know someone?
Yeah?
Yeah, I think I
might know someone.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
- Bento.
- Yeah?
I gift this to you.
This served me well
these last four years.
And I know it will
serve you too.
Damn.
Um, thanks
David.
Anytime, David.
And you think I
can pass for you?
Come on now, Bento.
You're little me.
Do you know how, uh, I could
maybe get Carmen one, or
Oh.
My boy better not be talking
about a bitch right now!
Yeah, I'll stop.
Bro, don't overthink
it, all right?
Just get the boys together
It's
easy, it's easy ♪
I'm on that ID but you
can't fucking be me ♪
I'm Peter, I'm David
you're Bento, Mini-Me ♪
Rockbar in my city ♪
My flow is so shitty
but you know the deal-y ♪
It's week one don't
get cuffed by no biddy ♪
- Yo, that was sick.
- Oh! That was so fucking sick.
- All right. Peace, Bento.
- Bars, Pete.
- Peace!
- Fuckin' Pete, baby! Let's go!
Hey!
Titty-fuck me, Pete!
I gotta shit.
Hey, Chris! I'm
having a pregame later.
Would you and your guy friends
like to come? I'll have snacks.
Yo, Chris! I'm
having a pregame at mine later.
You guys wanna
roll through? Nah.
Yeah! Which dorm, homie?
Saw Benny at the gym.
Gave him my old fake.
- That's cute.
- Yeah.
Thought it was cute.
What are you
all dressed up for?
Going to meet a grandma
for my volunteer hours.
Oh, yeah, that bullshit.
Yeah.
Are we still on for dinner at
La Ferretti Famigliata's later?
Uh, I can't.
They moved the fantasy
football draft up to tonight.
Can't you skip it?
It's our last draft, okay?
I'm not skipping it.
Don't be mad!
I'm not mad.
Why don't you just
hang with the girls?
I can't sit there and get another
blowout. We went three times on Thursday.
Okay, well, it's not my fault that
you don't have other friends, babe.
I have other friends.
Mimi doesn't count.
Why don't we just
meet here later?
Hmm?
I'll, uh
come back early just
after, like, a drink or two
or three or four, five,
six, seven, eight.
Don't watch Gilmore
Girls without me.
- I won't.
- Good girl.
Should I try to suck you off?
Don't say it like that.
But yes. I mean, yes, please.
- And this is Riley.
- Hi.
And off-brand for
a hot male nurse.
He's not gay.
- Good to know.
- Hey, Grace.
Sorry, so why are you
doing Adopt a Grandparent?
Do you not have a family?
Are you, like, a
childless widow?
No, I do.
They're fucking idiots.
They came to see
me this morning.
Look. Look at this.
Does that look like me?
What the fuck is it?
And my son, he's now doing
Tough Mudders or something?
Men used to go to fucking war.
Okay, my name is Allison Jones,
and I nominate Emma Watson for
the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
We really don't deserve
the right to vote.
- Is she Is she okay?
- Who?
Hi! No luck
finding an ID. You?
No, sorry.
Should we do
something else instead?
Don't get locked down.
First week of college.
I'm an idiot and forgot I
already said yes to something else.
Check in later?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
- Benny!
- Yo! What's good?
- What's good?
- Whoo!
Good.
Yo.
Welcome, motherfuckers.
So glad you texted us, bro.
Just had to get the crew
back together for Rockbar.
- Crew. Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yo, who that girl you were
with last night though?
Oh, Carmen?
Yee! Yeah, you pork her?
Um, nah, I I got too drunk
- Oh.
- Oh.
So I titty-fucked her.
Blam! Motherfucker!
Yeah.
This is so fucking fun.
Totally. I fucking
love you girls.
Damn, where'd you learn to do that?
I used to go to parties all the time
with my older brother and his friends.
You have a brother?
Wait, is he hot?
Dibs!
He died.
Pisses me off!
Wait, I got a text.
I'm sorry. I, like,
hate the timing.
Wait, that DJ who wants me just texted.
There's a pregame before Rockbar.
- We have to go!
- We have to go.
Oh, shit. The bitches
are on their way.
Oh, tell the whores
to roll through!
You want drinks?
Roomie, I have to be honest, if
you come to the pregame with us,
and then we have to leave you for the bar,
it's just gonna throw my energy off, so
- Oh, okay, yeah. I get that.
- Okay, okay.
Oh, yeah. I've
got the vanilla body mist.
- Uh
- It's on the Yeah, get it.
Hiiiiii!
Who is this?
Carmen. Creative
writing? Ponytail?
Oh. Hey.
Any chance you
know how to get a fake ID?
Sure.
OMG. Lifesaver!
Can you still help
me with paper tonight?
Of course. Library?
MC am I people call me Uff ♪
When I rock the party ♪
Hi, Benny! Might be
too busy to hang out later.
Meeting creative writing
guy in the library.
Don't be jealous! Ha ha ha ha.
Badass bitch I'm rated X ♪
Party's here.
Don't drink that.
So, do you remember the
writing prompt we got?
The what?
We were told to write about ourselves
but as a fictional character.
Oh. Oh, fuck. So-So
you can't help me?
No, no No, I def can.
Cool. Okay.
Aw. Of course.
So that ID
I'll text the guy after.
Okay, um
What name should we give
this fictional character?
Buck. The Cowboy.
I love the Cowboys.
I'm a baseball
guy myself, but
I gotta fuckin' piss.
Nah, I'm six foot!
- No fucking way, bro. You're 5'10".
- You wanna fucking measure me, bitch?
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.
Whoever got the least amount of pussy
in high school gets to go first.
Pete, you're up.
Suck a dick, Gabe.
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
With the first pick, Pete's
Dragons selects Peterson.
Fuck!
I mean that literally
fucks my roster already.
- Oh, yeah?
- You fucking prick.
- I'm six foot!
- Oh, yeah?
Guys! Guys! Can we take this
fucking seriously, please?
This is the last fucking draft
for some of us, all right?
Okay. All right, all
right. Easy, Pete. Fuck.
And I got pussy in
high school, dude.
Okay, all right. Who
gives a fuck, all right?
You're missing out on a
fresh crop right now, man.
I mean, when are you gonna
drop Skeletor?
- Yo
- Bro.
Listen, fellas.
I'm all she's got.
And she still lives
up to her nickname
the throat goat!
She does.
Okay, look, but nah
What about that fat-tittied
freshman you showed me?
Who?
Oh, yee. Carmen?
- Yee.
- Yee.
Yee. You gonna fuck her?
I mean
The groundwork has been laid.
- Yo, you cool as fuck, man.
- Sorry I'm late.
This dork bitch was
trying to fuck me.
Buck entered the saloon
as quietly as a cowboy could.
His spurs barely spinning and
Finished your story. Are
you still in the bathroom LOL?
Also, did you text your ID guy?
Winning at college.
Giddy up.
Love these mofos.
These wings are the shit.
Like a G6 ♪
Now I'm feeling so fly ♪
Benny. Benny.
a G6 ♪
Like a G6, like a G6 ♪
Now I'm feelin'
so fly like a G6 ♪
Gimme that Moët
gimme that Cristal ♪
Ladies love my style at
my table gettin' wild ♪
Get them bottles poppin' we
get that drip and that drop ♪
Now give me two more bottles
'cause you know it don't stop ♪
Yo, Chris! Stop.
- Play "Super Bass."
- Why?
Play "Super Bass." Nicki Minaj.
- Play it.
- Uh, yeah.
I can spin that.
This one is for the boys
with the boomin' system ♪
Top down, AC with
the cooler system ♪
When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
Got stacks on deck
like he savin' up ♪
And he ill, he real
he might gotta deal ♪
He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of build ♪
He cold, he dope,
he might sell coke ♪
He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
I said, excuse me
you're a hell of a guy ♪
I mean, my, my, my, my ♪
When are we going to Cockbar?
No. Gimme.
- What?
- Gimme your ID, okay?
You cannot be out like this.
This is a really bad look.
Hey, look, I'm proud
of you. Go home.
Go home now. You
look disgusting.
Can't you hear that boom, badoom
boom, boom, badoom, boom ♪
- Cut the track!
- Cool Wait what?
You know where Carmen is?
I know where
she'll be later.
Getting titty-fucked again!
You titty-fucked Carmen?
Um, mmm
Damn, girl.
It's like I tell her
everything I do sexually.
She's at the library.
Y'all,
I'll be right back.
Don't leave without me, or I'll kill
you. Seriously, you know I will.
I don't have time.
Back coupes up and
chuck the deuce up ♪
My boy.
Uh, sorry, go ahead. Dude.
- There you are. Hey. You made it.
- Hey.
Feels like I see you
everywhere.
- I know. I'm stalking you.
- What?
Um
Uh, let me guess, you
also live in Village C?
First floor.
- Nice.
- Nice.
Did you go to a pregame or
Uh, no.
- Uh, do you have an ID? Cool.
- I do. Yeah, I Um
Where It's from
Maryland. Where's yours?
- Oh. Uh, Ohio.
- Oh.
You didn't do a British one?
Oh, shit. Okay. It's happening.
Don't do the accent.
Hey.
- This you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Carmen!
Come on.
Hey. Hi, sir.
Um
Come on.
Name?
David MacDonald.
- Address?
- 1616 Berkshire Drive.
Go in.
Name?
Margaret van der Woodsen.
Uh No.
No, that's my name.
Might be your name, but the
ID says you're 20. So
All good.
No, I'll I'll Uber back. It's
actually It was a really cool ride.
Um, have fun.
Yo, Benny!
Benny
you coming?
Oh.
I feel better.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay
- Roomie!
I told you everything works out.
Someone threw up.
I want a kiss.
- Oh, I'm straight.
- Maybe.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Margaret!
Are you hungry?
Okay. Let's go.
Mmm.
You almost don't
even miss the cheese.
- Yeah. Totally.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
So library was good?
Yeah, um, it was nice. He was
He was super sweet.
Still shy?
- Something like that.
- Hmm.
How was your pregame?
How did you know
about the pregame?
- Hailee. Mm-hmm.
- Hailee.
- Um
- It's fine. I was busy. Uh
- I'm so sorry.
- No.
- No. Was it fun?
- Um
No. No, it it wasn't.
It was fucking traumatizing.
Yeah.
I bought buffalo
wings
so now my room will just
smell like that forever,
you know what I
mean? It's like
Um, and no, it's just,
like, this group of guys,
they drank all my alcohol
and were just rapping at me.
So then I
I rapped "Super Bass."
- You didn't.
- I did. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Okay, whenever I
hear that song, I think of the
- Glee version.
- Glee version.
Oh, my God, you watched Glee?
Yeah, my sister loved
it, so I was like
Uh-huh, and that's why you had all
the songs on your Spotify playlist?
Oops. Yeah.
- There's some hits, okay? Yeah.
- There's some hits.
Sorry, had to bounce.
Could we meet again to finish?
Okay.
Douchelord left the library when he
realized I would just write it for him.
- Oh, I I
- Mm-hmm.
- I kinda saw that one coming.
- Yeah.
Oh, man.
I guess I wasn't
hot enough for him.
Fuck that. No.
- No way.
- No, really, it's true.
Come on. I also wasn't
pretty enough for you.
- That is not it.
- Mm-hmm.
At all.
That was
- Weird.
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, okay.
Why did you wanna hang out?
Are you serious?
- You are so fun to be around.
- Mmm.
Like, we're in the parking lot
outside a Domino's,
and this is the highlight of my
college experience so far, so
That is a tragic sentence.
It's kinda pathetic, but
it's true.
Yeah, you are so easy
to hang out with.
You are the only person
I like to hang out with.
So
Then why didn't you
invite me to your pregame?
It was just supposed to be,
like, the guys, and then, like
I don't know, I guess I was trying
to recreate high school or something.
Yeah.
Golden boy with his bros.
- I see it.
- Yeah.
I'm not as good at
it as I used to be.
Good.
Good.
You asked who I
was in high school.
Yeah.
I was no one. I was no one.
Um
At first, I was
Michael's sister, uh
But then I-I wasn't even that.
I don't think that's true.
I will have to wash this hand
so that I don't get pink eye.
Fuck you.
But if I got it, I
feel like I deserve it.
No. No, no!
- Yes!
- God hates me.
AC top down with
the cooler system ♪
When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
and he ill, he real, he might gotta deal ♪
- This is the Sue Sylvester right here.
- Yeah.
He dope, he might sell coke ♪
He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
Night, Margaret.
Night, David.
Wait. Who the fuck is that?
Oh.
One sec.
Hi.
Hi.